💬〡general-off-topic

[tulip lichen]

alr bless me with the knowledge

[compact mantle]

With torque and such

[grim edge]

sorry i don’t know much about it

[compact mantle]

[sudden dew]

u didnt even let me change :/

[compact mantle]

Got my exam in two weeks

[nocturne elk]

In the starting soon screen

[compact mantle]

Boutta be either a big w or a huge L

[grim edge]

good luck

[nocturne elk]

At least on iOS for me

[gleaming haven]

it shows in the message thing "new game" (white's username) vs (black's username) RATED

[compact mantle]

Thanks

[winter parcel]

what next

nvm

i think i got it now

[gleaming haven]

at least in pc

[gleaming haven]

this is what i am talking about, it didn't specifically said rated but it kinda hints it

[grand shore]

<600?

[grim edge]

@grand shore play me

[next swallow]

yeahh

[grim edge]

<500

[grand shore]

stfu ong

[grim edge]

What ong

[grand shore]

on god

you gotta stop talking to me man.

[grim edge]

Why

[flat pelican]

who want to 1v1 me

[gleaming haven]

WAIT WTF

I CLICKED ON A NORMAL GAME I SWEAR

[harsh widget]

bet

[grand shore]

I don't want to talk to you man, you keep talking bout me coaching you or playing you. I want nothing to do with you

[flat pelican]

what is your name

[harsh widget]

Yeetusbanan

[grim edge]

Resign he is gm

[harsh widget]

no he aint

he has 1000 elo

[grand shore]

liquid, you are stupid

[harsh widget]

no

[gleaming haven]

I AM UP A PAWN AGAINST A GM

[flat pelican]

i didt

[flat pelican]

i did it

[gleaming haven]

AND HE LOST HIS BISHOP !!

oh wait

me dumb

he can escape

[languid veldt]

What how

[grand shore]

let him be stupid man

[full path]

Your king is the most active piece on the board

How the

[full path]

Maybe re8?

[gleaming haven]

i'm just dumb ik

[full path]

If king takes bishop it’s a fair trade?

[grand shore]

Re8 Bd2

literal dumbies

[full path]

But bishop just moves

[grand shore]

huh???

[full path]

Im tryna calculate shh

[languid veldt]

He cant escape bro

[full path]

My brain is like a Toyota

[gleaming haven]

alright i gave him the game so that he doesn't lose 15 elo points

[compact mantle]

Yes white is winning

[grand shore]

franky got that windows calculation 🗣️

[languid veldt]

You could just draw

[harsh widget]

gg @flat pelican

[flat pelican]

gg

[gleaming haven]

uhh no?

[grim edge]

i asked 1000 chess players how old they are and 800 were younger than 18

[full path]

LOL

[harsh widget]

wait monkey

[full path]

WHAT

[harsh widget]

i made a brilliant move in that game

[grand shore]

no kidding

[gleaming haven]

yay

[languid veldt]

ohh

[full path]

IS THIS GUY LIKE 700 RATINGS HIGHER THAN YOU?

[grand shore]

who wanna play

[gleaming haven]

he doubles my rating
and i would've won lmao

[full path]

[languid veldt]

What is your rating then

[gleaming haven]

498 (it was 499 but i lost one elo point from that game)

[compact mantle]

Me lets run it back

[worn ice]

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[flat pelican]

you did realy good

[languid veldt]

Uhh nice

[grand shore]

ok send a challenge

[harsh widget]

i mean it was an 800vs400

[flat pelican]

ye

[compact mantle]

https://play.chess.com/Qy9Aj

[midnight fjord]

What’s up noobs

[next swallow]

im fine

[harsh widget]

https://play.chess.com/PJN2d

[full path]

AND HE SACRIFICES THE GAME!!

[harsh widget]

someone accept

[foggy sage]

i made 2 brilliant moves my accident

[humble oracle]

anyone else noticed the decrease in cheaters? i havent faced one in like months

[foggy sage]

the engine is like "BRILLIATN" but then the follow up is absolute dog shit

[harsh widget]

https://play.chess.com/PJN2d

[foggy sage]

everyone has been there

[radiant flame]

i feel like i face one every 5 games or so

[humble oracle]

Ne3

[harsh widget]

https://play.chess.com/e1faH

[humble oracle]

maybe theres just none at 1800 level

[midnight fjord]

?

[compact mantle]

Gg

[grand shore]

gg lmao

[humble oracle]

how much did it take u to get IM? @midnight fjord

[radiant flame]

id doubt that, theres cheaters at every lvl, some just have less

[full path]

Tree fiddy

[radiant flame]

@midnight fjord 2880 fide?

[midnight fjord]

Time?

[humble oracle]

ye or work

[midnight fjord]

Bro thought I was magnus 🤣

[radiant flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1124521452637528195/magnus-carlsen-chess.gif

[midnight fjord]

6 years

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/bAlls1

[full path]

2880 FIDE Strongest IM ever

[worn ice]

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[sharp depot]

have you studied or just play a lot

[gleaming haven]

i'm sorry who are you to call us noobs :/

[midnight fjord]

[compact mantle]

You should study that gambit, it’s a rlly good option for white

[lean owl]

les play

[humble oracle]

did you play more or solve puzzles or study more

[midnight fjord]

The strongest person in this server?

[grim edge]

epic

[grand shore]

yeah I only ever remembered Bc5

[humble oracle]

it took me 8months to get 1800 do i have a chance for a title

[midnight fjord]

Im better than 149 999 850 people in the world

[grand shore]

and didn't look further

[midnight fjord]

🤔

[harsh widget]

https://play.chess.com/mF5Mt

[sharp depot]

strongest ?

[compact mantle]

Shi

[sharp depot]

how much do you bench

[midnight fjord]

In chess

[gleaming haven]

and 149 999 850 people actually have a life

[midnight fjord]

I worked hard

[compact mantle]

I’d play Nc6 if I would play the french

[midnight fjord]

Chess can be the life 🤙

[compact mantle]

But also I would prefer Rc8 instead of Qb6

[full path]

The 600 using stockfish:

[midnight fjord]

Him getting banned after:

[radiant flame]

robert hess is in this server

[digital phoenix]

nah bortnyk somewhere

[humble oracle]

theres a CM in my city that goes to every tournament to beat up noobs and win money

[sharp depot]

what stockfish means?

[midnight fjord]

He never chatted

[midnight fjord]

I doubt it

[humble oracle]

honestly dream life at 16

[tulip lichen]

probably komodo

[midnight fjord]

In fact no Robert isn’t here

[tulip lichen]

some of them are too stupid to use stockfish

[midnight fjord]

Cm is noob

[radiant flame]

doesnt he work for cc

[slate owl]

haii

[drowsy crest]

good enough to make chess a career

[humble oracle]

but his surname is literally fischer

[compact mantle]

Lmao caught em lackin

[harsh widget]

why wont anyone accept my challenge :(

[worn ice]

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[slate owl]

i got a new pfp (/profile doesn't work)

[harsh widget]

https://play.chess.com/to9qe

[worn ice]

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ziemowit Szychowski (climbik)

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[grim edge]

im not one of those 🗣️

[midnight fjord]

Nope

[gleaming haven]

yes you are

[midnight fjord]

It isn’t

[next swallow]

hai juga

[humble oracle]

shortest polish name btw 💀

[tulip lichen]

clown master

[compact mantle]

You could become a coach

[midnight fjord]

No thanks

[next swallow]

nah

[slate owl]

hihi

[compact mantle]

Organize tournamentts

[next swallow]

hi hi hi

[compact mantle]

You have options to make chess your career tho

[nocturne elk]

Nh2 Kxh2, Qg2#
Nh2 Kh1, Qg2#

[harsh widget]

unity

[grim edge]

elliot can you vouch im incredibly better than you at chess (elo is just a number)

[harsh widget]

can we play?

alright whats ur user

[gleaming haven]

get stockfish, wait for a second, input the moves
easy puzzle

[humble oracle]

Ne3 works too tho

[harsh widget]

sent

[slate owl]

#relatable

[harsh widget]

challenge sent unity

[humble oracle]

any knight move works in this puzzle lmaoo

[tulip lichen]

@midnight fjord yo bro how much push ups can you do

[grim edge]

i see Ne3+ but i think it's wrong

[tulip lichen]

no

[harsh widget]

why does it matter to you tho?

[nocturne elk]

Oh yeah dang it

[humble oracle]

nvm ne5

[tulip lichen]

ok let's not play mind games

[next swallow]

💀

[humble oracle]

is correct

[harsh widget]

unity

[tulip lichen]

he just made a statement

[harsh widget]

oop

[nocturne elk]

I forgor the Q 😔😔😔

[grim edge]

dang

[drowsy crest]

Yuh huh, 99% probability that your winning every local tournament you participate in

[slate owl]

thats crazy

[tulip lichen]

tbh i imagine all chess masters just stay up all night looking at a screen

[cloud garnet]

https://youtu.be/pNWkwR_1d28?si=OeKWWAYDTKF8r6xt

[midnight fjord]

Yes maybe

[next swallow]

real

[tulip lichen]

they aint even sleep bro

did you see what happened to fischer

[slate owl]

he became racist

[tulip lichen]

fr

[slate owl]

kinda like me tho

[tulip lichen]

ok bro

i can't show you my true colors yet

because if i did i would turn this server into insta reels

[drowsy crest]

nice

[tulip lichen]

no

[slate owl]

that tells a lot

[drowsy crest]

no i just come in drop a message and leave

innit

[gleaming haven]

yeah there's a few

[digital phoenix]

im magnus

[slate owl]

he tilted so hard became a im

[digital phoenix]

probably from all the cheating accusations

[tulip lichen]

why does magnus have baki as his pfp💀

magnus levy and hikaru aint here bro

[grim edge]

Those are not real magnus

[slate owl]

crazy how you can tell from only 16 pixels

[digital phoenix]

weeb

[tulip lichen]

I love baki bro

[slate owl]

all his opponents wore watches i guess

[tulip lichen]

ok bro

how much do you bench

[drowsy crest]

but only one fobby bischer

[fiery yarrow]

what color is your bugatti?

[tulip lichen]

what color is your mom

[digital phoenix]

dont need no gym

[tulip lichen]

you orphan

[fiery yarrow]

not ironically

[digital phoenix]

my arms are weaker than a spaghetti stick dont need no gym

[tulip lichen]

alr bro how much do you curl

[digital phoenix]

isnt that in the gym also

[slate owl]

literally me

[tulip lichen]

doesn't need equipment

just a bag and something heavy

[slate owl]

ok bro now show me femboy shakers

[tulip lichen]

fr

[digital phoenix]

how would i know how much it is then

[tulip lichen]

idk weigh it

[digital phoenix]

damn

[dusty olive]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-dean-winchester-supernatural-spn-dancing-gif-9680113484586218938

aahhhhgg mr grogan is coming inside of me

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-nikocado-nikocado-fail-gif-21206120

[tulip lichen]

To calculate the weight, use the following general formula: W = mg. Here, “W” is the weight of the object, “m” is the mass of the object, and “g” is the acceleration due to gravity. On Earth, the value of g is 9.8 m / s2.

[digital phoenix]

yeah why would i need weight i only need the mass

[grim edge]

yo dawg

[grim edge]

your mass is the same as your weight in kgf

learn physics, kids

[tulip lichen]

he just said that dumbass

"why would i need weight i only need the mass"

[grim edge]

who did

[tulip lichen]

because they're the same

[grim edge]

your mother

[digital phoenix]

i now have an 80 rated goalkeeper

[slate owl]

not if you're on the moon..

[tulip lichen]

ok bro how much do you squat @digital phoenix

[grim edge]

cringe teenagers when they lack intellect:

[digital phoenix]

dude i dont do like any of that

[grim edge]

lmao

[tulip lichen]

bro are you a depressed 30 year old with 2 kids

[digital phoenix]

perfectly sensible argument

[tulip lichen]

chill out

[grim edge]

and your mom

Assholes over the internet who are insecure and resort to being rude:

[tulip lichen]

watch your mouth lil bro

[slate owl]

#relatable

[digital phoenix]

your mom!

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

your mom when she sees me

[grim edge]

[tulip lichen]

chat do I insert racial slurs

[cobalt plover]

Joe mama

[slate owl]

cringe teenagers when they lack intellect:

[full path]

What if I’m just an asshole? Ever thought about that? Insensitive…

[tulip lichen]

ok bro where's your mom

[grim edge]

I apologize 😔

[gleaming haven]

still fake tho

[tulip lichen]

bitch's either dead or neglected you

[compact mantle]

💀💀

[tulip lichen]

she probably neglected your degenerate ass

[grim edge]

bros projecting

[quasi spire]

💀💀💀💀

[tulip lichen]

ᚲᛟᛚᛞ×ᚷᚱᛖᛁ×ᚾᛟᚱᛞ is typing...

[merry gust]

Bros roast level is 99 💀💀🙏🙏😭😭😭

[tulip lichen]

is that the best insult you have bro

come up with something good

[grim edge]

i don't even need to insult the likes of you, you got no respect dog

[quasi spire]

Good morning, everyone.

[slate owl]

haiii

[cobalt plover]

Good morning

[grim edge]

player mad

[digital phoenix]

crazy i got the red question mark thing sent at me

[compact beacon]

what would y'all say is the worst part of any chess game

cuz for me its 100% the endgame without a doubt I hate them

[merry gust]

As much as I know dog pfp guy is good

[grim edge]

rn trying to think of some childish insults while making constipation face expressions

[tulip lichen]

when you realize you blundered

[digital phoenix]

waiting for opponent when i already know what to move

[slate owl]

your opponent played c4 first move

[digital phoenix]

literally itching to make my move and my opponent just slowly thinking

[slate owl]

i started playing it because i hated going against it

[compact beacon]

good idea is to start game with goldsmith defense

if playing as black

[slate owl]

never even heard of it

[compact beacon]

e4 h5

[slate owl]

thats crazy

[compact beacon]

if someone plays that against me I'll give them the free queen for the lolz

[slate owl]

give up center because center is overrated

center pawns are kinda mid

[cobalt plover]

I also have dog pfp

[merry gust]

yes dog pfp guys are respectful (mostly)

[slate owl]

cats are better

[cobalt plover]

Thank you

That is my dog

[slate owl]

cute

would smash 10/10

[merry gust]

but I prefer dogs

[merry gust]

AYO

[slate owl]

can dogs do the meow thing

[cobalt plover]

Are you okay my friend

[slate owl]

im joking

[merry gust]

screenshot

[cobalt plover]

[tawny saffron]

well

[slate owl]

[cobalt plover]

I recommend The album the dark side of the moon by Pink Floyd to you

[drowsy crest]

;-;

[worn ice]

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[tulip lichen]

i respect people older than me but you disrespected me first

[slate owl]

thank you, tjough i would have in a week

[cobalt plover]

Ok what genre do you listen to

[tulip lichen]

hip hop

[supple imp]

Sup

[tulip lichen]

hi

[cobalt plover]

Sup

[supple imp]

Idk how to describe it

[slate owl]

various (except for trap)

[supple imp]

A little of everything

[slate owl]

kinda funny because i only nut to traps

[supple imp]

What does that even mean

Magnus:

[slate owl]

e4 is overrated

[slate owl]

traps mean the same as femboys

[supple imp]

I don't have any hot takes of my own but some people think elo doesn't equal how good someone is cause its luck

[supple imp]

You nut to femboys?

[slate owl]

problem?

[cobalt plover]

No no no

[supple imp]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[digital phoenix]

damn

[supple imp]

Rip I can't send gifs

[grim edge]

yes

[supple imp]

Only people that actually say this are below 1600 though

[grim edge]

resign

[tulip lichen]

💀

[cobalt plover]

I am looking forward to your next theme

[slate owl]

literally me

[tulip lichen]

it's not a hot take

[cobalt plover]

London is a valid opening

[tulip lichen]

the king is worth more than the queen

[supple imp]

Nexc2

[honest drift]

validly annoying

[cobalt plover]

London is technically Caro Kann backwards

[supple imp]

Looks like you've lost against the London a few too many times

[tulip lichen]

bro the hell are these pieces

[cobalt plover]

So is Colle technically French

[worn patrol]

I like vienna

[grim edge]

halloween is awesome

[slate owl]

DJ KHALED

[digital phoenix]

literally not even close

[worn patrol]

Vienna caro and KID are all u need

[slate owl]

WE THE BEST MUSIC

[grim edge]

nod nol

[slate owl]

GOD DID

[worn patrol]

Yes😎

[grim edge]

to christmas?

[cobalt plover]

What does it mean tyler

[supple imp]

Am I correct?

[worn patrol]

Thank you.

[grim edge]

why tf is this server so strict

[grim edge]

london backwards

i can't say the r slur

[worn patrol]

Cuz they are big site

[cobalt plover]

Lmao

[grim edge]

in french

[digital phoenix]

to halloween

[worn patrol]

They have to support everything

[grim edge]

just say late

[tulip lichen]

💀

[supple imp]

Damn I was thinking are they rooks or knights

[grim edge]

or tarde

don’t say the french word for late

[tulip lichen]

bro can't insult people without using racial slurs

[cobalt plover]

You dummy

[grim edge]

you’re not even supposed to speak other languages in this server

[grim edge]

teach me

[cobalt plover]

Je suis en …

[grim edge]

you are late

[tulip lichen]

@upbeat viper hi bast how are you doing

[grim edge]

not trynna insult anybody dude, just my usual vocabulary

[supple imp]

French... the most hated language on earth

[grim edge]

i thought women loved it

cussing is fun

[tulip lichen]

you are a sick man (I call my friends racial slurs 24/7)

[cobalt plover]

Oh right

[grim edge]

digital footprint

[cobalt plover]

It’s also a hated opening💀

[tulip lichen]

online and offline

[supple imp]

Women like how it sounds cause it sounds romantic but most women that think that are American and can't tell the difference from French and italian

[supple imp]

Every opening in chess is hated by someone

[grim edge]

racial slurs are cringe though, all the racism jokes and jamal shit, r words don't even realize that jamal is more of a muslim name if i am not wrong

[tulip lichen]

what's the jamal shit

[grim edge]

Uhhh

[grim edge]

some gen z wanna be edgy joke i think

should we tell him

[cobalt plover]

Just do it

[tulip lichen]

oh the black dude

[slate owl]

be like me (im racist)

[digital phoenix]

jamal is the guy who said every minute in africa a minute passes

[supple imp]

Usually the name giving to a big buff black man with a huge -

[grim edge]

okay he knows

[tulip lichen]

right

[upbeat viper]

gud

[grim edge]

huge reputation

[slate owl]

haiiii

[digital phoenix]

such an onigiri

[grim edge]

that’s what he meant to say. huge reputation

[cobalt plover]

uwu

[supple imp]

Ye ye fr

[slate owl]

UwU~

[supple imp]

Cringe

[tulip lichen]

jamal isn't a muslim name???

[grim edge]

Not necessarily

[supple imp]

Jamal definitely isn't

[tulip lichen]

nvm

[cobalt plover]

[digital phoenix]

mohammed jamal would be

[tulip lichen]

جمال is a muslim name

[drowsy crest]

anyone wanna talk politics

[cobalt plover]

If you forget a girls name just call her Mohammed

[grim edge]

jamal is predominantly used in muslim countries

[drowsy crest]

( I am annoying mods)

[slate owl]

KANYE WEST FOR PRESIDENT 2024

[coral hatch]

Hello chess nerds.

[tulip lichen]

💀

[supple imp]

Ah cause the chicks love that

[slate owl]

KANYE WEST FOR PRESIDENT 2024

[drowsy crest]

HELL YEAH

[digital phoenix]

spam

[coral hatch]

I was defeated by two average players twice in a row.

[slate owl]

im sowwy

[cobalt plover]

No because Mohammed is the most common name or something

[grim edge]

we failed last time how is it gonna work this time?

[coral hatch]

Seems like I need to play more to get good at it.

[cosmic lotus]

can someone explain to me why lower time frames elo is inflated?
like how it goes past 3000

[tulip lichen]

it's a male name

[grim edge]

mclovin

[tulip lichen]

💀

[slate owl]

he is kanye west

[cobalt plover]

https://tenor.com/view/gangstas-whats-up-guys-hey-whats-up-hello-gif-17098292

[coral hatch]

Don't say that name. It's very pious.

[supple imp]

Ye because it's a name mostly given to first born sons of a Muslim family

[coral hatch]

You could be hit by a lightening by just saying it.

[grim edge]

mclovin

[cobalt plover]

Yes I know that💀

[grim edge]

Crazy

[supple imp]

So why would you call a girl that 💀

[cobalt plover]

Because it’s the most common name

[grim edge]

Oh my bad

[supple imp]

Ok Mohammed

[cobalt plover]

Ok Mohammed

[supple imp]

Nice coming to an agreement with you mohammed

[grim edge]

Bro I wouldn't have let it slide

[digital phoenix]

every of my chess opponents are mohammed

almost

[grim edge]

Lasagna I beat you once

this is the most offensive chess chat has ever been

[digital phoenix]

u probably did

[grim edge]

Always be humble

[supple imp]

All of my chess opponents are bad cause that's how matchmaking works

[slate owl]

can chat talk about femboy shakers for a second

[digital phoenix]

"skill based matchmaking" - some random developer

[grim edge]

I know

Frfr

[graceful lintel]

[supple imp]

No stop talking about your obsession with femboys

[digital phoenix]

and then they proceed to rig the matchmaking as hard as possible

[cobalt plover]

???

[digital phoenix]

i love rigged matchmaking

[slate owl]

what are you gonna do about it

[grim edge]

Smash

[cobalt plover]

Are you a girl that’s into femboys or

[supple imp]

Good point

[digital phoenix]

hes gay

[cobalt plover]

What is going on

[digital phoenix]

like every other supposed femboy in this server

[uneven forge]

Hey is 1 elo enough to defeat magnus carlsen?

[cobalt plover]

That’s fair ok

[grim edge]

Disgusting

[supple imp]

Fr it's only ok to be into femboys when you're a guy

[digital phoenix]

theyre all gay we are outnumbered

[slate owl]

never expect an egirl to be an actual girl

[graceful lintel]

Girl?

[grim edge]

Disgusting

[grim edge]

what’s that

[uneven forge]

It's mittens.

[grim edge]

Absolutely horrendous

[digital phoenix]

like if all the gay people fought penguins i think the penguins would win

[digital phoenix]

i know

[grim edge]

Bye tc

[cobalt plover]

I heard that term “girl” a long time ago but I didn’t know what it meant

[digital phoenix]

no dont leave me here

i need people with brains here come back @grim edge

[digital phoenix]

its what ur mom is

[slate owl]

[graceful lintel]

Yea it's complicated

[drowsy crest]

no its a femboy thats into girls

[supple imp]

First we have to establish how many gay men there are and how many penguins they can defeat on average and the subtract that from amount of penguins there are

[digital phoenix]

can we assume like if one took on one

penguins are op

[cobalt plover]

Is a femboy that’s into femboy gay or lesbian

[crystal bough]

Can someone gift me chess premium

[digital phoenix]

penguins would beat the rock

[digital phoenix]

sure give credit card number

[fathom reef]

femboys, are straighter than women.

[crystal bough]

Ok buddy

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

what

[slate owl]

gay

[fathom reef]

so basically, all femboys dress feminine right?

[supple imp]

So it'd look like G x 1.6 - Aop = outcome

[crystal bough]

That didn’t happen

[graceful lintel]

@crystal bough I saw that

[fathom reef]

if you are into femboys femininely, you like women

but since not all women dress feminine

[digital phoenix]

negative

[crystal bough]

No you didn’t

[fathom reef]

and all femboys do

[digital phoenix]

are u saying being into tomboys is gay then

[crystal bough]

Never happened

[graceful lintel]

I did

[drowsy crest]

so its gay to like tom boys?!?!

[fathom reef]

that means femboys are straighter than women

[crystal bough]

Definitely did not embed fail

[cobalt plover]

Femboy is like a special edition skin of a dude

[fathom reef]

no because uhhh, :3

[digital phoenix]

• someone who has never had a girlfriend

[uneven forge]

Can me and my friends destroy magnus carlsen if we teamed up against him

[slate owl]

(generally) identifies a man and dresses feminine-> femboy
identifies as a woman-> trans
identifies as a woman and wished to be called a femboy-> femboy

[fathom reef]

true

[slate owl]

this is 2023

[digital phoenix]

stop inventing bullshit

[graceful lintel]

At this point it doesn't even matter I just want someone who love me(jk jk I'll wait)

[drowsy crest]

because?

[crystal bough]

But no seriously can someone gift me chess premium

[honest drift]

Now I am become death

[digital phoenix]

like can usa progress instead of coming up with more bullshit

[uneven forge]

Our combined elo 500×6 3000 is more than a match for his ain't it

[cobalt plover]

It’s okay you have chess to distract yourself

[slate owl]

usa who?

[supple imp]

No

[fathom reef]

3

[digital phoenix]

well everyone is disagreeing so no

[drowsy crest]

usa is just sad tbh

[digital phoenix]

muslim countries ftw

[supple imp]

No they're busy shooting up schools

[drowsy crest]

literally every third world country for the win

[crystal bough]

And charging too much for medical shit

[digital phoenix]

real

[graceful lintel]

I don't get time to play chess now
Got tight routine

[cobalt plover]

Unfortunate but then you have other hobbies

[uneven forge]

But our combined elo is 3000

[crystal bough]

Health care in the us is screwed up

[digital phoenix]

but whos gonna make the moves and agree

[honest drift]

Anyways yall what do I do I need desperate help to cross 699

[digital phoenix]

like if maybe 5 2ks u could

[slate owl]

chess is tiring, im more interested in coc now

[digital phoenix]

u have to minus like 2000 for team chemistry

[honest drift]

nah you couldnt what an L take

[cobalt plover]

I’m not surprised

[worthy pendant]

Anyone wanna play a 3 min game looking for another 400 elo

[graceful lintel]

Drawing stuff
But it also takes alot of time

[supple imp]

Nah they couldn't, most they could hope for is a draw I think

[uneven forge]

I will take you as team coordinator

[digital phoenix]

i would die

[honest drift]

You aint beating a 3000 blitz

[slate owl]

too high rated for the chat

[tulip lichen]

bro

[worthy pendant]

Lmao

[digital phoenix]

i would up a queen

[tulip lichen]

the gay flag has straight lines

[honest drift]

Not in bullet

[digital phoenix]

fair probably not even in blitz

[crystal bough]

the US is fu c ked up

[honest drift]

Yeah

[grim edge]

HOLY SHIT

[digital phoenix]

gonna need like 90+30

[stiff sparrow]

people don't actually want to play chess on this site, why do they waste so much time lol

[honest drift]

Nah maybe in blitz its easier

[crystal bough]

Huge

[stiff sparrow]

some people taking 2 mins per move in blitz lol

[honest drift]

Lol nah 3min is more than enough imo

[digital phoenix]

ive slowed down i cant

[honest drift]

You will lose some but win some

[cobalt plover]

Same

[uneven forge]

Hey we all can gang up and jump magnus carlsen. Atleast this way he would be destroyed

[tulip lichen]

and a human needs to sleep 6-8 hours straight

[supple imp]

I think in classical 5 2ks have a 10% chance of drawing against magnus

[digital phoenix]

i think one would be enough lmao

[cobalt plover]

Chess.com discord against Magnus

[honest drift]

No they dont

[uneven forge]

Have to be conscious to play chess ain't it

[graceful lintel]

I was thinking about it but on teachers

[slate owl]

cheaters in 500-999 elo chat:

[digital phoenix]

maybe if magnus had a simul against all 60k of us some would win

[supple imp]

If they have white they can kill the game

[uneven forge]

Ain't no world champion if you got destroyed by 500 elo guys

[honest drift]

they cant lol, you cant just kill a game against magnus

[cobalt plover]

After four years the game is over

[honest drift]

2k is just too bad even FIDE, you dont mess with the top guys

[supple imp]

Ye obviously it matters how he plays

[grim edge]

No way, i did not know that!

[slate owl]

that one IM with a watch:

[digital phoenix]

make it timed so he flags everything

[cobalt plover]

“Magnus Carlsen loses against all 60k discord users”

[honest drift]

Yeah the quantity of players doesnt matter really,

[digital phoenix]

"they all had watches on"

[graceful lintel]

Too much cooking

[supple imp]

Cooked magnus too hard

Magnus gonna find you bro

[uneven forge]

Imagine if Magnus carlsen is here on some random I'd lol

[supple imp]

Hr gonna tweet about you

[digital phoenix]

he wouldnt be in this dump

[glossy radish]

hi

how’s everybody

[tulip lichen]

shut up paul

[supple imp]

How do you know his name is paul

[cobalt plover]

“If I speak I am in big trouble”

[digital phoenix]

been raining for 4 days straight im getting triggered

[grim edge]

Call me Paul one more time and i'll reconstruct that spine out of nails and old Romanian steel

[tulip lichen]

paul morphy

[supple imp]

Didn't jóse mariohno say that

[tulip lichen]

ok try bro

[supple imp]

Ah ok

[grim edge]

Ok, on my way to your house rn

[digital phoenix]

epic spelling

[uneven forge]

I like fobby bisher playing style

[cobalt plover]

I’d be honoured to be called after a great chess player

[slate owl]

hihihi

[tulip lichen]

alr im ready bro

pull up

[supple imp]

Fr

[leaden totem]

Goofy puzzle says checkmate is incorrect

[cobalt plover]

I like Michael Tall more

[grim edge]

You see that black Benz out there?

[supple imp]

Why it's just a name

[hasty swallow]

Im a fan of Niger short

[slate owl]

for the disrespect rook is better

[supple imp]

A guy in my class is named Magnus

[glossy radish]

lmfao rain overload. it’s been hot here, averaging 28 and 22 at night could use some heavy rain

[cobalt plover]

Yeah you’re right

[graceful lintel]

"Found mate in 1?look for a better move"

[cobalt plover]

Bro

[tulip lichen]

out where i'm in an 12 story building

[digital phoenix]

and i could use heat

[honest drift]

Guys any tips im stuck at 699

[uneven forge]

I am personally fan of Stockfish 16 NNUE

[graceful lintel]

Just win

[glossy radish]

let’s make a deal

[grim edge]

Look out the window near the bakery

[slate owl]

help step-chat im stuckkk

[grim edge]

pawn first

[honest drift]

Can you coach me dear friend

[hasty swallow]

Yeah stocks new 16 is nice

[glossy radish]

transfer some clouds and i’ll transfer some heat

[supple imp]

Imaging introducing yourself and saying that you have the same name as a chess gm, then you must be an incredibly boring person

[tulip lichen]

what BAKERY BRO💀

[graceful lintel]

No
If I started to coach people they'll become good

[honest drift]

not a chess gm, the best player on earth

[supple imp]

That's still lame

[honest drift]

now it doesnt sound boring

[grim edge]

52

[grim edge]

Shit, i am lost bru 💀

[honest drift]

you are probably too lame to understand

[grim edge]

finally 2k elo

[supple imp]

Being named after someone doesn't mean shit, it says nothing about your accomplishments

[slate owl]

it does sound boring

[glossy radish]

nice

[graceful lintel]

🔥lets gooooooooo

[uneven forge]

Imagine having the same name as some famous p star. Everyone gonna do a double take on your introduction lol

[honest drift]

Anyways what am i even doing here, the average chat elo is below 699

[glossy radish]

chill

[grim edge]

thanks broooo

[digital phoenix]

why would anyone know the name of any of them

[grim edge]

took me like 5-7 matches i think

[glossy radish]

fr

[grim edge]

elo went down and up repeatedly

[slate owl]

literally me

[quiet sparrow]

helloooo

[slate owl]

i just nut idk they name

[grim edge]

lmfao

[cobalt plover]

Who cares about the names of corn stars

[glossy radish]

keep up the work mate

[tulip lichen]

there's no bakery in a 1 kilometer radius

[grim edge]

will do sir

[random drum]

https://open.spotify.com/album/5yRj8G5V3b8t5cIDS3VJZH?si=GfuWATpGRwuxPG3JLBoiwg

[glossy radish]

i need that

[slate owl]

show me femboy shakers

[grim edge]

Shit bru sorry ig i wont he pulling up, i gotta figure out where tf i am at

[gentle steppe]

Hi

[random drum]

If u could Understand Hindi/Urdu. You would have loved this

[glossy radish]

hi nk

[grim edge]

thanks btw

[slate owl]

haii

[glossy radish]

wym “if”

you assuming i can’t?

cuz i cant

[gentle steppe]

Yes

[glossy radish]

yeah yeah whatever nk

[digital phoenix]

im going to bottle my exam and end up without a uni

gonna jump off a cliff if that happens

[gentle steppe]

It is how it is

[random drum]

Ik u can't

[glossy radish]

make sure to invite me when you do

[gentle steppe]

@servee mods

[glossy radish]

[random drum]

u can udnerstand Hindi or Urdu?

[gentle steppe]

Join em

[tulip lichen]

fr

[slate owl]

[glossy radish]

in what

[tulip lichen]

bro got the wrong location

[glossy radish]

idiot

[gentle steppe]

Him*

[slate owl]

kitties

[glossy radish]

yeah but i gotta see how he does

[tulip lichen]

chill out jessica

[dusky swallow]

look your boy is verified

[slate owl]

i need sum kitties

[random drum]

Spotify fking removed loop feature

[gentle steppe]

Wouldn't be surprised if someone calls mods and u get timed out over this

[dusky swallow]

nvm why am i not

[glossy radish]

i am NOT a jessica

[random drum]

for free users

[tulip lichen]

oh fu

[gentle steppe]

No just join him

[tulip lichen]

mb

[slate owl]

mohammed?

[tulip lichen]

fr

[glossy radish]

no

[gentle steppe]

Jesus

[random drum]

@lament jacinth SHE REPLIED TO ME

[tulip lichen]

andrea

[dusky swallow]

why am i not connected ahh

[grim edge]

Yea, apparently i am in "Yorkshire"

[random drum]

WHY

[dusky swallow]

THEERE WE GO LES GOOO

[glossy radish]

holy shit holy shit no no shut up amay

[tulip lichen]

💀

[slate owl]

is bro okay

[glossy radish]

AMAY SHUT

[obtuse citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/fis-cat-fish-fish-fishing-cat-fishing-gif-5593431

[random drum]

u won't understand. It's our personal matter lol

[slate owl]

kitty

[random drum]

NO V

[glossy radish]

i want that

[random drum]

AND DON'T SAY MY NAME

[obtuse citrus]

fishe still alive

[glossy radish]

amay

[slate owl]

chat drama

[tulip lichen]

who

[random drum]

💀

[glossy radish]

poor kitty, got a real scare

[obtuse citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-scare-scared-cat-scared-gif-24306961

[slate owl]

kitty

[glossy radish]

no

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-25836431

[slate owl]

why he sad

[digital phoenix]

amay the grate

[glossy radish]

AMAY

[digital phoenix]

the cheese grater

[random drum]

😭

[tulip lichen]

@random drum what did she reply with

[slate owl]

this is literally me rn💪

[glossy radish]

meow

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/carry-minati-ajey-nagar-indian-you-tuber-carry-minati-roast-wah-gif-17607027

[digital phoenix]

in your dreams

[slate owl]

kitty?

[tulip lichen]

💀

[random drum]

Whenever I reply to her. She calls out Liya and today she is replying to me

[glossy radish]

no not kitty. i think i’ve traumatised him

[slate owl]

it represents something else

[random drum]

Nvm I can't win against a girl in an arguement so yeah, V. You won

[digital phoenix]

it represents my leg muscles

[grim edge]

nah

[slate owl]

fr

[glossy radish]

okay. @lament jacinth

[random drum]

I don't want to waste my energy

[glossy radish]

lalalallla

[slate owl]

bro knows women too well

[gentle steppe]

Bro pulled out the joker card

Wait no

[slate owl]

but little does he know

[glossy radish]

wait what

[glossy radish]

how does he know i’m a woman

[digital phoenix]

💪 💪
⚪
💪 💪
your average golf ball

[gentle steppe]

Does the joker help in winning or losing

[glossy radish]

las.. how long did u spend on that

[slate owl]

your riles?

[digital phoenix]

a while

[glossy radish]

it’s helping. he left

[slate owl]

roles

[gentle steppe]

What is that

[digital phoenix]

a golf ball

[slate owl]

literally me with my ball

[glossy radish]

i could be a guy with these roles

[slate owl]

balls

ball

[gentle steppe]

Ya ur brain is rotten after spending atleast 6 months of your life talking here

[glossy radish]

ball

[digital phoenix]

a golf ball

[random drum]

balls

[slate owl]

#relatable

[glossy radish]

las i think a golf ball exists in emojis

[digital phoenix]

serveral golf balls

[glossy radish]

nevermind i lied

[digital phoenix]

🌕

[glossy radish]

(i’m not)

[random drum]

I won't play chess now bcz my parents think I am playing chess all time

[glossy radish]

[gentle steppe]

.dam

[slate owl]

i am

[glossy radish]

how do i reply to that

[random drum]

It's making me angry. My mom called to my class teacher and said "Tell him not to play chess all time"

[slate owl]

send femboy shakers

[fiery beacon]

🤫

[glossy radish]

send what

[slate owl]

send femboy shakers

[glossy radish]

u 🤫 🤫

[glossy radish]

whaahdut

[fiery beacon]

I had to sleep on the floor last night 💀

[glossy radish]

LMFAOO

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-anime-gif-13951285

[glossy radish]

nop

[digital phoenix]

i like the floor

i like hard beds

[glossy radish]

@finite saffron look it’s you

[slate owl]

picturing in the mirror the man i wanna be

[languid veldt]

Yo

[digital phoenix]

my grandfather's house has this absolute rock solid bed

[raven abyss]

Same

[gentle steppe]

Why is that so Indian

[glossy radish]

real. my hard bed feels like the floor, very comfy to say the least

[finite saffron]

you should go in my bed then

[stone iris]

are there signs a chess player likes u

[random drum]

Cz I am Indian.

[glossy radish]

but i already have a bed

[slate owl]

[glossy radish]

NO SHUT UP

[slate owl]

[glossy radish]

you are NOT going in his bed

[glossy radish]

WHAT THE DURI

[digital phoenix]

epic

[glossy radish]

WAIT THEY HAVE THAT??

[languid veldt]

Why not yours

[finite saffron]

real

[glossy radish]

becuase i don’t share

[gentle steppe]

[slate owl]

literally thinking about changing pfp

[glossy radish]

do it

[digital phoenix]

literally

[glossy radish]

i always think it’s a dog

[gentle steppe]

Who even made this shit

[glossy radish]

it’s not shit. you’re shit

[digital phoenix]

who else

[gentle steppe]

I thought it's kfc

[glossy radish]

tf u mean

ninja kiwi

[gentle steppe]

It is shit

[glossy radish]

you ate shit

[gentle steppe]

I thought it's the logo of kfc

[glossy radish]

ain’t even close?

[gentle steppe]

I ate u? When

[slate owl]

a dog who

[dapper eagle]

Any 1800 - 2100s wanna play some Dutch training games? You with black...i am white (of course non rated)

[glossy radish]

[gentle steppe]

I don't focus on ppls pfps

[glossy radish]

isn’t a pfp

wait what looks like kfc?

[gentle steppe]

Oh my god ur an idiot bro

[slate owl]

obv the chicken they make

[glossy radish]

dude we were talking about the ping shut up

[gentle steppe]

@slate owl

[glossy radish]

horrible chicken

[drowsy crest]

no balls miss amay?

[slate owl]

?

[random drum]

*Mister

[slate owl]

im not a chicken nor deep fried

[glossy radish]

i just realised now that you replied to the pfp looking like a dog

[grim edge]

Can anybody figure this out? I can't.

[gentle steppe]

Oh god I lost my 2 brain cells that I had

[glossy radish]

apologies nk

[drowsy crest]

I was saying that to your mother

[slate owl]

it's a kitty

it used to

[glossy radish]

in order to lose brain cells, you must have them first. how’d you lose any at all

[gentle steppe]

Because my pfp is a dog

[glossy radish]

bark nk

[willow elbow]

can we take help in puzzles .-.

[random drum]

Ig u can use guts instead of those words

[gentle steppe]

Oh I lost it on ur server that's why I said I have preserved 2

[slate owl]

ive been thinking its a tree

holy hell

[glossy radish]

you’re confusing nvm

[slate owl]

it is a dog

[random drum]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5PlvEOKEO40fwk1qHXGuH0?si=00002c4443564837

[glossy radish]

nope it’s a tree

[random drum]

Fck this track. I am loving it

[willow elbow]

u mean balls 🔮

[glossy radish]

wha

[random drum]

trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[worthy wigeon]

e4

[severe oxide]

hi millimetreo

[glossy radish]

hi centimetreo

[random drum]

I would love to Defeat Vthebusybee

[slate owl]

Qxe1 i took your king gg no re

[glossy radish]

@lament jacinth

[glossy radish]

WHAT @lament jacinth

[gentle steppe]

Hi idiot

[glossy radish]

poor liya

liya is awesome

[severe oxide]

my friend is currently smoking a blunt lmaoo

[random drum]

I am sorry to to say that

I take my words back

[gentle steppe]

Sharing is caring

[random drum]

[worthy wigeon]

ok

[severe oxide]

that stuff bad

[glossy radish]

don’t smoke 🙏

i hope incho isn’t stupid

[slate owl]

[gentle steppe]

Cool .like ur life?

[glossy radish]

the gif is adorable for that

[gentle steppe]

I think he is but he isn't thattt stupid

[random drum]

Trying to pull strings, you are not ehsaan noorani

[glossy radish]

i cant tell honestly

[severe oxide]

I believe we have answered this question numerous times

[slate owl]

no nitro sadly(buy me it)

[gentle steppe]

YES

[glossy radish]

have we?

[drowsy crest]

sounds fun

[glossy radish]

i’m broke

cant even afford nitro myself mate

[random drum]

Ig I got no perms to talk to V but she got the perms

[drowsy crest]

no u, I will be your ddiscord kitten

[gentle steppe]

I can tell

[severe oxide]

^

[slate owl]

im a girl buy me nitro

[random drum]

gtg. cyaa guys

[severe oxide]

^

[glossy radish]

WASNT ME

[little root]

1499 yesssss

[random drum]

Bye V and NK

[slate owl]

You're NOT A KITTYYYYYY

[little root]

getting closer to the goal of 1700 by dec 31

[drowsy crest]

uwu

[gentle steppe]

Bye idiot

[glossy radish]

scram amay (jk bye )

[slate owl]

do the meow thing

[gentle steppe]

I'd cry if u reach 1700 before me

[glossy radish]

i’m a woman too. u buy me nitro

[drowsy crest]

me~meow :3

[random drum]

I call those words to elliot haha

[willow elbow]

@grim edge alr i can play now

[little root]

what's your rating

[random drum]

it rhymes

[glossy radish]

i dislike elliot now

[drowsy crest]

your a femboy silence

[gentle steppe]

What did the poor guy do