💬〡general-off-topic

[rocky star]

no one called u weak

[uneven forge]

@worldly token let's have a game

[toxic valley]

And it would make easier to force checkmate in endgame

[tame elbow]

You need to use the king lol

[astral sedge]

People are going to just accuse you if you do well.

[worldly token]

pavel come play with me

[rocky star]

i dont know how to move pieces bruh

[uneven forge]

@worldly token https://lichess.org/PwVBONTb

[nocturne elk]

Why r u afraid of 960 my dude

[cobalt plover]

If Skip turn existed then almost all endgames principles have to be changed

[uneven forge]

@worldly token let's get you humbled

[quiet sparrow]

help

[willow salmon]

Sure, I checkmated you just by using my king against your king.

[toxic valley]

Does it need opposition

[worldly token]

come

[quiet sparrow]

im stuck again

[willow salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-big-brain-what-rules-memes-chess-memes-gif-21127823

[astral sedge]

Maybe I need to take a break for the day... shouldn't have checked my dms. Soured my mood immediately.

[tame elbow]

You have to bring the king in to take all squares and probably take the opponents king to a corner then deliver checkmate with one of those bishops. Maybe have a look at a YouTube video

[cobalt plover]

What was in the dms

[astral sedge]

This

[cobalt plover]

[silver tangle]

bro U SUS

[willow salmon]

Look @rocky star i do this against you

[cobalt plover]

Hater gonna hate

[willow salmon]

Easy shekmate

[rocky star]

if u lose some elo u wouldnt be stuck at ur current elo, am i right

[cobalt plover]

[silver tangle]

True

[willow salmon]

Module: With this you lose a king

[tame elbow]

I was stuck but now I'm falling down ;+;

[uneven forge]

Is this a trap lol

[nocturne elk]

Get yo step bro to help

[rocky star]

ill mate u with the chess board

[willow salmon]

I'll mate You with My hand

[cobalt plover]

At least you’re no longer stuck

Bro chill

[willow salmon]

I throwed the king and checmate

[tame elbow]

I would prefer to be up there stuck for a while instead of falling down like this lol

[rocky star]

ill mate u with "checkmate"

[rocky star]

wtf

[cobalt plover]

Hottest mating positions

[rocky star]

what is this sticker

[toxic valley]

If you do stale"mate" it is still "mate"

[tame elbow]

Does every 2k play genshin lol

[willow salmon]

I'll mate u with the air

[cobalt plover]

I don’t know mate

[nimble niche]

beautiful

[rocky star]

no idea

[nimble niche]

i don't

[tame elbow]

I've seen a lot

[rocky star]

cuz ur 2.2k

[toxic valley]

Someone hung free rook endgame

[tame elbow]

how did you hit 2k then ;+;

[viral epoch]

Pavel

Albedo pfp when

[nimble niche]

by moving pieces

[rocky star]

damn u know too much

[cobalt plover]

I quit genshin for chess

[viral epoch]

Ikr

[rocky star]

who are you

[languid veldt]

THE ROOOK

[rocky star]

venti?

[toxic valley]

I never thought of royal fork

[viral epoch]

C2

[tame elbow]

Oh so you don't hit 2k after playing genshin impact ? ;+;

[rocky star]

whats c2

[toxic valley]

And took rook and got forked

[viral epoch]

Constellation 2

[nimble niche]

i've never played it before

[rocky star]

ah get it

[lament jacinth]

Achievement unlocked: grass

[tame elbow]

I see , unfortunate

[viral epoch]

Venti lover

[nimble niche]

wdym unfortunate? the people who play it are the ones with no friends

[rocky star]

long time no see

[viral epoch]

I'm not cow

[rocky star]

how are u doing

[cobalt plover]

Still don’t go outside (jk

[viral epoch]

[rocky star]

and wheres venti pfp

[grim edge]

🧢

[viral epoch]

I'm fine

[toxic valley]

[tame elbow]

Well , missing out on pleasure of pulling waifus is not better than having a life

[viral epoch]

Venti left

[toxic valley]

That one knight

[rocky star]

[languid veldt]

Me also only play the vienna

[viral epoch]

Also having an entire profile completely engulfed in Venti was cringe

[cobalt plover]

I prefer having a wife than pulling waifus

[tame elbow]

Is venti a girl

[rocky star]

yes ofc

[tame elbow]

Not possible

[viral epoch]

Uh yes yes

[rocky star]

most girly girl

[cobalt plover]

Nuh uh

[viral epoch]

Venti is the most girl around

[tame elbow]

I knew it

[rocky star]

[cobalt plover]

My favourite female character

[rocky star]

ikr

[obtuse citrus]

real

[nimble niche]

get a life

[bright glade]

[viral epoch]

H-she's flat cuz uh a late bloomer, yes that's it

[bright glade]

oh it didnt worky

[iron barn]

.

[tame elbow]

I don't play genshin

[tame elbow]

O-oh that's very unfortunate

[rocky star]

tho u have now inly that "who is venti"

u promissed me

[viral epoch]

Wait

What's a Venti again?

[rocky star]

@graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

It was promise?💀
Dem I have to delete it now

[rocky star]

most girly girl ever

[lament jacinth]

Has it all came true? My dream, DID @viral epoch REALISE HES A MAN NOT A FEMBOY

[rocky star]

yes

[viral epoch]

Most certainly, definitely

[severe oxide]

20 is spanish i’m pretty sure

[viral epoch]

Veinti

[tame elbow]

REI PFP W

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Hi 1500

[graceful lintel]

Proof

[graceful lintel]

Imma win a game and get back to 1600s

[viral epoch]

Mi hermano mejor tiene veinticuatro años

[strange flume]

can someone help me on dms

[severe oxide]

i see anime in ur profile pic

[viral epoch]

I am a man fr

[rocky star]

clear the trash in ur gallery

[languid veldt]

WTF VENITI IS A BOY I CRUSHED ON Her i mean HIM my life was a lie

[graceful lintel]

Too lazy 🦥

[viral epoch]

Same

[languid veldt]

Thats why i hate genshin

[lament jacinth]

Is this it, are the femboy days over

[cobalt plover]

Damn

[severe oxide]

Someone needs glasses

[grim edge]

@lament jacinth hi momy

[viral epoch]

[severe oxide]

That doesn’t make grammatical sense use better english when talking to me.

[languid veldt]

Yo why ur profile escaped from a horror film

[lament jacinth]

EMBRACE MASCULINUTY RAHHHHHH

[lament jacinth]

Hi son

[languid veldt]

tf

[viral epoch]

I have none, but I try not to embrace the counterpart

[viral epoch]

This guy WILL be me one day

[lament jacinth]

Oh so it's fine for him to call me momy but OHHH I SAY HI SON BACK AND NOW THERES A PROBLEM??? maybe I should just go around calling everyone dady in this server and see what happens

[viral epoch]

No sis it okay

[buoyant leaf]

New klaas song is cool

[grim edge]

ahaha ahahahaha

[grim edge]

Play me

Gibe me your elo

Hehe

:3

[lament jacinth]

Make me

[uneven forge]

@worldly token humbled enough or want more lol?

[grim edge]

Guys i have a laptop without mouse how do I play chess.com

[cobalt plover]

Play with my feelings

[languid veldt]

Yo Whatf is happening

[grim edge]

install an extension you can play by typing out the moves

[grim edge]

How

[lament jacinth]

That's for you to figure out

[nocturne elk]

😳

[grim edge]

Rizz him/her

[cobalt plover]

I play it with touchpad

[grim edge]

cringe

[viral epoch]

Is this the Romanian femmy?

[grim edge]

Lol

[cobalt plover]

Lol

[grim edge]

yes

[lament jacinth]

Do NOT rizz me

[grim edge]

Idk

[viral epoch]

Why do you listen to ERIKA unironically

[languid veldt]

Go on private if you wanna do what ever you want

[grim edge]

Why not

[cobalt plover]

Hold up

[grim edge]

Define rizz

[pliant palm]

anyone explain why its a brilliant move? cuz queen to d1 would solve the problem ryt?

[lament jacinth]

Cause it happens alot 💀

[drowsy crest]

Liya are you a, cuz your very (rizz)

[lament jacinth]

People try

[buoyant leaf]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6UdK67RoP2ijD1tWcBEPF2?si=d84dd8d5cc84417a

[lament jacinth]

Confusion rizz

[cobalt plover]

IRL or online

[drowsy crest]

are you a baguetter cuz I am tryna bag you

[viral epoch]

Trunks fine

[drowsy crest]

online is just thirsty discord people crying for a discord kitten 💀

[lament jacinth]

Both

[drowsy crest]

but yk whats finer

[grim edge]

Lol

wrong link

[viral epoch]

What

[drowsy crest]

your -

[lament jacinth]

Actually decent but-4 points for misspelling baguette

[grim edge]

https://spotify.link/4ck7vo3G4Db

[viral epoch]

My what?

[drowsy crest]

😭

[drowsy crest]

your -

[viral epoch]

My

[lament jacinth]

Never

[languid veldt]

[cobalt plover]

There must be something special about you then

[viral epoch]

My -

[grim edge]

hi mitzi

[viral epoch]

Hi

[cobalt plover]

Cringe

[grim edge]

"Who is Venti?" 😔

[viral epoch]

Who

[drowsy crest]

your-

[viral epoch]

My what

[grim edge]

why use him/her when ✨them✨

[drowsy crest]

your-

[viral epoch]

What is it

[grim edge]

Excuse me, but I think we must have gravity in common because every time I see you, I'm falling for you all over again.

[grim edge]

Discord Kitten

[drowsy crest]

them/attack/helikopter/walmart/bag

[viral epoch]

Ah

[drowsy crest]

its your -

[grim edge]

wrong form buddy

[languid veldt]

What is happening here

[viral epoch]

Oh, my -

[drowsy crest]

bro I thought my discord glitched thats creepy 😭

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[grim edge]

u got it!

[lament jacinth]

Maybe 😭

[drowsy crest]

are you autistic

I like autistic people

[pliant palm]

help pls

[viral epoch]

No she's acoustic

[cobalt plover]

Just take it as a compliment as long as they don’t go over the top

[viral epoch]

I mean artistic

[lament jacinth]

WHY USE ANY OF IT WHEN I LITERALLY HAVE SHE/HER IN MY CC BIO

[cobalt plover]

Rizz

[drowsy crest]

reminds me, I haven't played my guitar in a while

[viral epoch]

Asthmatic?

[languid veldt]

Deam you also like shawrma

[viral epoch]

Ohhhhh that's what you meant

My guitar is so fine

Ahaahahaha

[drowsy crest]

yeah uh, sure

[viral epoch]

But I don't have one

[grim edge]

It might be fake

[lament jacinth]

No im not autistic in the slightest bit

[cobalt plover]

I play the piano

[drowsy crest]

I like people who are not autistic

[lament jacinth]

Same

[grim edge]

do you dislike me? 😔

[drowsy crest]

Oh

[drowsy crest]

I like people who are autistic and not autistic

[grim edge]

yay

[supple imp]

I thought you and fobby had beef? Or is that someone else

[lament jacinth]

@cobalt plover u learning anything on the piano

[grim edge]

i have beef with half of cc but not fobby

[drowsy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1165187935038087209/7EEF6C54-08EB-4C41-B6A7-458AF6A4912D.mp4?ex=6545f0d3&is=65337bd3&hm=da41f9383c066557c581f34c8ff63cf75a4d4598517ff39db099c82158088f74&

[supple imp]

You got beef with me?

[nocturne elk]

bro’s autistphile?

[drowsy crest]

I dont have beef with anyone, peace>

[grim edge]

no afaik

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[cobalt plover]

What genres? I am going to listen to a piano concert tomorrow

[viral epoch]

I love women

[grim edge]

Gay

[lament jacinth]

I play most genres

[cobalt plover]

Yeah I play some Jazz and Classical stuff

[supple imp]

Good to know lil bro

[grim edge]

Wait you ain't female? No way

[cobalt plover]

And I’ve also composed some songs

[lament jacinth]

Classical??? What kind

[cobalt plover]

[lament jacinth]

Sameeeee

[languid veldt]

Chess group right

[grim edge]

I am man

[queen anchor]

we're making moves with our musical prowess

[grim edge]

😔 😔 😔 😔

[crimson shadow]

oh wait

[languid veldt]

Who the F will think you a girl with this profile

[crimson shadow]

this is not memes

[cobalt plover]

Niceee

[grim edge]

Imagine having crush on a female and then he turns out to be a man😔

[grim edge]

Xerxes

[viral epoch]

True

[queen anchor]

why would I want to imagine that

[grim edge]

Sadap that pfp is cute

[cobalt plover]

Mozart beethoven stuff

[viral epoch]

[languid veldt]

Yo this society is weird

[languid veldt]

[grim edge]

[lament jacinth]

Rookie musicians 💀

Im on chopin

[queen anchor]

if trans people weren't trans, what do you think they'd talk about all day

[crimson shadow]

nobody here is girl 😔

[grim edge]

Balls

[grim edge]

😔

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

Football

[supple imp]

I am

[lament jacinth]

Yeah im actually a toaster

[viral epoch]

I love toast

[grim edge]

I am gril

[queen anchor]

idk I'm pretty sure if you say you like sportsball you get excommunicated from the LGBT community

[grim edge]

Female? So u have ovaries and you produce eggs?

[languid veldt]

BRUH

[graceful lintel]

I end up losing bc of timeout

[supple imp]

I'm an attack helicopter

[supple imp]

Sure

[languid veldt]

[supple imp]

You don't produce eggs though they're there from birth

[grim edge]

Nice

[lament jacinth]

Are you stupid

[languid veldt]

So if u are a girl
WHY YOU HAVE A BOY PROFILE

[supple imp]

Ye

[grim edge]

Sadap her pfp cute

[supple imp]

I like the manga

[grim edge]

I am a gril and my pronouns are attack / helicopter

[cobalt plover]

Bruh you can’t just say that

[lament jacinth]

Your pfp is scaring me

[cobalt plover]

Im also on some Bach

[languid veldt]

Emotional Damage

[grim edge]

That's my real pic

[lament jacinth]

Scary

[supple imp]

Cool ig

[grim edge]

What

[queen anchor]

It's wild how every dude in America with an accent has an advantage, unless its Indian

[grim edge]

What

[supple imp]

I feel racial tension

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179>

[lament jacinth]

im doing a Chopin peice rn called fantasie impromptu

[spice night]

someone want to play?

[grim edge]

@grim edge k. Ys you have skill issues lmao

[supple imp]

Ah yes Bach mozart and chopin the classics of the classical era

With all the melodies and symphonies and harmonies

(Idk shit about musics)

[queen anchor]

no Vivaldi?

[languid veldt]

So guys where are you from

[grim edge]

I am from north korea

[grim edge]

cisciety*

[queen anchor]

dude no

[languid veldt]

[grim edge]

we literally live in a cisciety

[queen anchor]

Tumblr and 2007 was a long time ago

[spice night]

soemone want to play?

[queen anchor]

Your ship has sailed

[grim edge]

North Koreans usually are hot

[viral epoch]

That is society

[languid veldt]

😂😂😂

[grim edge]

pfft nooo, 2007 was 2 years ago

[crimson shadow]

I am a croissant.

[spice night]

want to play?

[cobalt plover]

That’s a hard piece you must be good

[supple imp]

Real

[crimson shadow]

racist

[ivory crescent]

Guys How can I join Study lounge vc?

[queen anchor]

Does it not get tedious bringing up things that are wholly irrelevant to like anything that matters like pronouns

I'm being legit

[crimson shadow]

what

[queen anchor]

Like I just couldn't imagine a scenario where I could be that bored

[queen anchor]

If you look to the right, you can scroll

[queen anchor]

Useful stuff

[crimson shadow]

alr but please get trust role

[grim edge]

you literally brought up pronouns, not me

[languid veldt]

How can i get it

[grim edge]

what does that say about it

[queen anchor]

Because it's literally in your profile

[crimson shadow]

talk some days

verify account connect

[queen anchor]

You're dying for me to notice

[languid veldt]

Ok

[grim edge]

💀

[lament jacinth]

Ok and

[crimson shadow]

ban

[queen anchor]

It's true.

[grim edge]

sure is blud

[viral epoch]

Did you notice my og role

I'm an og

[grim edge]

ur the coolest in this server

[lament jacinth]

Oh no im banned

[queen anchor]

Oh wait, is this where we dogpile

[queen anchor]

No

[lament jacinth]

@sebermids quick rachism

[viral epoch]

Thanks yous

[crimson shadow]

hmmmm

racism leads to jail and ban

based on my experiences

[lament jacinth]

Shiver me timbers

[queen anchor]

Can we clown on bandwagon gays

[languid veldt]

She didn't say any thing wrong just scared

[crimson shadow]

he said hes scared of...

[viral epoch]

Take a look at this

[crimson shadow]

dark chess pawns nothing special

[lament jacinth]

Is it such an unbelievable concept that I don't have male genitalia

[grim edge]

thumb go brrr

[languid veldt]

I mean idk it's not a big deal

[crimson shadow]

wdym

[cobalt plover]

Prove it

[crimson shadow]

wheres the wtf emoji for it
it really looks broken

[queen anchor]

Oh my

[lament jacinth]

Let me check again to be sure brb

yeah definitely not male

[viral epoch]

[lament jacinth]

Proven to myself

[crimson shadow]

alr but what position do you preffer most in chess the one who moves first or the one who moves later

[cobalt plover]

Okay

I believe you

[viral epoch]

The 3rd

[cobalt plover]

I prefer black tbh

[languid veldt]

IN CHESS

[crimson shadow]

what

[crimson shadow]

You're some sort of kind of strange of low intelligence creature...?

[crimson shadow]

now i dont wanna watch that

[viral epoch]

Did you just use "of" thrice???

[grim edge]

:3

[crimson shadow]

time to spam

[queen anchor]

lol I didn't even notice that

[crimson shadow]

yes any problem

[viral epoch]

I twisted my tounge trying to read that

[crimson shadow]

did you say tounge instead of tongue

[viral epoch]

Yes

[cobalt plover]

Tounge

[queen anchor]

yall should just make out

[viral epoch]

[viral epoch]

Fr

[cobalt plover]

Who

Üb

[languid veldt]

VIENNNNA

[viral epoch]

Win for grey

[crimson shadow]

i just got on chess classes

every friday

[cobalt plover]

Nice

It’s really beneficial

[next swallow]

Whats goin on in bro account 😭

[frigid parcel]

classic greek gift

[languid veldt]

In real life or there's classes on discord

[crimson shadow]

real life

[cobalt plover]

How much do you pay

[languid veldt]

Did you find a difference between learning in real life and in internet

[crimson shadow]

yeah

real life you practice in 3d

Better board comprension

[sterile tusk]

reallife chess also feels diffrent

[languid veldt]

Yeah

[cobalt plover]

And a coach can make study plans for you

It’s great

[languid veldt]

I have a question actually

I play just online and there is a tournament in my school should i practise on board or it is just the same

Like the view of pieces

[nimble niche]

get used to seeing the real pieces and you'll be fine

[cobalt plover]

probably practise on the board will make you feel more like in a real tournament

[tulip lichen]

bro

[sterile tusk]

idk i play much worse on board

[tulip lichen]

this dude's rating is absurd

[crimson shadow]

more more fun too

[sterile tusk]

im 1900 chesscom and lost to a 1600 lichess on board

[tulip lichen]

800 blitz 1160 rapid

[nimble niche]

i've seen worse before

[tulip lichen]

i'm 800 rapid bro😭

[next swallow]

no wonder its fide rated

[nimble niche]

somehow my bullet is now lower than my rapid

[cobalt plover]

My bullet is half as my rapid

And I do play bullet

[nimble niche]

my bullet was higher than my rapid an hour ago

[languid veldt]

Same but i prefer rapif

[cobalt plover]

Same

[nimble niche]

i despise rapid

[languid veldt]

I feel bullet for advanced player and i am not

[fluid burrow]

is that good?

[tulip lichen]

plus i have a broken mouse i can't focus

[tulip lichen]

hell no bro

look at the rating gap

[nimble niche]

i play bullet either on an extremely cheap huawei phone or a cheap lenovo laptop with a cheap mouse and ikea chair

[boreal cosmos]

cool

[frigid parcel]

ive seen a 1200 bullet that was around 2000+ blitz/rapid

[nimble niche]

and of course, with australian internet speed

[tulip lichen]

bro my mouse let's go sometimes

[fluid burrow]

does anyone know how to force a draw?

[nimble niche]

bongcloud

google chrome on my phone sometimes freezes

[fluid burrow]

what's that?

[nimble niche]

google it

[fluid burrow]

why/

[frigid parcel]

google en passant

[languid veldt]

Bruuuuh my opponent left on move3

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[languid veldt]

I will wait for 10min

[languid veldt]

Yoooo

[elfin crag]

hello everyone 👋

[next swallow]

hello

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[next swallow]

real

[toxic valley]

Is there something like Killer castle that you gain by 0-0#

[jovial idol]

[elfin crag]

no

[elfin crag]

fortunately

[nocturne elk]

There is Killer King

[next swallow]

how do you get it?

[nocturne elk]

You make the Kings kiss

No homo tho

[elfin crag]

discovered checkmate with king

[cobalt plover]

Yesterday my opponent resigned as I played c5

Second move

E4 c5

[vague fern]

/profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Tahir Hemzeyev (missedlovein2)

This is the Chess.com profile of missedlovein2. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Tahir Hemzeyev (missedlovein2)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1587 (peak)
Blitz: 991 (1086 peak)
Bullet: 1054 (1119 peak)

[vague fern]

How is my stats guys

[next swallow]

so good, just push your blitz and bullet so it can compete your rapid a little

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> karam idelbi (karamm34)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: karam idelbi (karamm34)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1292 (1311 peak)
Blitz: 1027 (1128 peak)
Bullet: 779 (1070 peak)

[vague fern]

İ just panic in blitz

[languid veldt]

/delete

[sterile tusk]

u dont wanna see my profile lmao

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> webbix7

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1922 (1940 peak)
Blitz: 959 (1112 peak)
Bullet: 1196 (1268 peak)

[sterile tusk]

😭

[graceful lintel]

💀😭

Played two games after two weeks and lost both of them 💀

[next swallow]

THE REAL BIG DIFFERENCE

[honest drift]

sussy account

[sterile tusk]

fr 😭 im just not made for fast modes

[cobalt plover]

Not a big deal

It’s just about less than 20 elo

[sterile tusk]

ik its sus but u can check all my games

[cobalt plover]

You’ll recover them in no time

[next swallow]

pretty normal

[sterile tusk]

im just a slow thinker

[vague fern]

Bro why we hate blitz

[honest drift]

No but can you do puzzles though

[graceful lintel]

Same 😭 I was winning but lost on time

[graceful lintel]

I'll try

[honest drift]

Nah you guys keep blaming the time, its honestly skill issue

[graceful lintel]

Wait

[vague fern]

No its not

[graceful lintel]

Shouldn't here sent it here

[honest drift]

ok 600

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1488 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[honest drift]

Right im off by 47

[sterile tusk]

W

[blissful tundra]

Oi bruvs I'm back from the dead

Why is chat more dead now than before.

[cobalt plover]

Next year Ill be playing school chess tourneys

[blissful tundra]

Bro how to defeat grade 6 chess players 🤔

[honest drift]

School chess tourneys be averaging <600 elo

[cobalt plover]

That might be true

[languid veldt]

How long it will take to be from1300to1400

[honest drift]

that is true

[cobalt plover]

Im currently board one in my school

[next swallow]

im jealous...

[tulip lichen]

bro i told my mother i want some protein for the gym and she told me if I want cow feet

[cobalt plover]

But I have 1317 otb

[blissful tundra]

I have been playing chess for a year and I'm still 200 ELO 🤗

[next swallow]

whats otb

[honest drift]

I understand why you hate your life

[blissful tundra]

Feet or meet

[cobalt plover]

On the board

[next swallow]

Bro how 😭

[cobalt plover]

😭

[tulip lichen]

feet

[blissful tundra]

IDK I EVEN DEFEATED A GRADE 8 YESTERDAY AT SCHOOL

[blissful tundra]

How to demolish 1000 ELO players

[next swallow]

I dont know how bad the 8th grader was until losing a 200

[blissful tundra]

I'll show my stats I forgot my stats I think my ELO 500

[next swallow]

yep you're 580

[languid veldt]

The players in my school dont know what is the elo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ijkijfesf

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 585 (780 peak)

[iron barn]

not to be mean, but how?

[tulip lichen]

she's like "sure my son will eat cow feet"

[languid veldt]

I will be the top one with 1300elo

[tulip lichen]

i'm not sucking on cow toes bro

[blissful tundra]

Time macine

[tulip lichen]

no homo

[cobalt plover]

Players from my school know elo from

League of legends

[blissful tundra]

Do you like mentos

[languid veldt]

For some reason i never tried it

[blissful tundra]

I like demolishing 700 ELO players

[next swallow]

Who's here known as the best chess player in your school?

[iron barn]

i know elo from many years ago when it was mentioned in a csgo video about how it originated in chess

[languid veldt]

Me

[cobalt plover]

I might be

[languid veldt]

[blissful tundra]

Dylan grade 6 he look like chinese

[cobalt plover]

That’s mainly because my school doesn’t have many chess players

[next swallow]

We're similar 😭

[cobalt plover]

[next swallow]

what elo was he?

[fossil epoch]

same

[blissful tundra]

Idk maybe 900

[languid veldt]

Same

[blissful tundra]

I checkmated him in school bc I bringed my big ahh chess board

[cobalt plover]

I beat my schools headmaster

[lament jacinth]

Im officially 25 elo

[next swallow]

real, there's only one people tyhat draws me. But he's to lazy to play and his skill drop

[languid veldt]

I checkmated some one with2MOVES

[stone iris]

can someone review for me

[blissful tundra]

I defeated my mapeh teacher at chess 🤗

[next swallow]

@grim edge

[cobalt plover]

Sadly

[next swallow]

your pretty good then

[stone iris]

Ty

[cobalt plover]

It’s always fun to play people about your strength

[lament jacinth]

30 elo coming soon RAHHH

[blissful tundra]

Scholars mate 2.0

[languid veldt]

Wanna play?

[next swallow]

dont know he will help you or not

[cobalt plover]

There are about two people in my school who are just slightly worse than me

[blissful tundra]

How am I 500 ELO then 🤔

[lament jacinth]

You'll destroy me

[cobalt plover]

How did bro get two bishops

[lament jacinth]

😭

[cobalt plover]

Of the same colour

[blissful tundra]

Promotion

[toxic valley]

Tried practicing 2 bishops checkmate

[languid veldt]

No i will give you some advices if you want

[cobalt plover]

Obviously but why

[cobalt plover]

They have to be different coloured

[blissful tundra]

Idk 🤔

[cobalt plover]

Else you can’t force checkmate

[lament jacinth]

Ok but I'm tired so don't judge

[next swallow]

use london then crush her 😁

[stone iris]

I never felt this good after checkmating someone

[languid veldt]

Ok i will send you a link

[blissful tundra]

Yo name sound like my classmates name jamaris

[cobalt plover]

My name is just Jonas

And I like music

[blissful tundra]

I Ments the user

Name

[cobalt plover]

Understandable

[iron barn]

cool name

[blissful tundra]

I like playing chess and basketball and idk why

[blissful tundra]

Ain't that from Mandela catalougue-

[next swallow]

im not good at physical sport, thats why I train at chess

[graceful lintel]

Same 😭

[blissful tundra]

I like jumping and idk why

[stone iris]

I like chess and dancing idk y

[next swallow]

found my people here fr

[blissful tundra]

Remember kids be strong and smart 🤗

[graceful lintel]

I don't even train at chess now
I don't get time to play chess now 💀

[cobalt plover]

People assume that of me

In my school in Germany you have no rights if you don’t play football

🥹

[next swallow]

sad

[supple imp]

But you're not good at chess either

[blissful tundra]

My old chess skills came back after 7 months

[next swallow]

cant play football = your a girl

[cobalt plover]

And I play chess and Piano

[supple imp]

Opinions about Tony kroos?

[cobalt plover]

Which is basically screaming I’m a nerd

[next swallow]

piano is hard

[supple imp]

Tony kroos is sp underrated

[cobalt plover]

Which I am

[supple imp]

I play football and chess

Nxd4

[cobalt plover]

This is the least recognisable board I have ever seen

[rigid meteor]

Bxc3 then Nxe4

[upbeat viper]

nop that's bad

[trim vale]

free knight

[next swallow]

wtf is that theme...

[rigid meteor]

no thats too obvious he is hinting something else

i suk at chess so I just guessed something simple

[trim vale]

the best move in this Position is to change the desing back to normal

[cobalt plover]

Absolutely agree

[crimson shadow]

vip?

[frosty jungle]

has anyone played dictators no peace?

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[next swallow]

Reall

[graceful lintel]

7 brilliant reactions 🗣️🔥🙏

[nocturne elk]

What even is this theme’s name 💀

[crimson shadow]

wtf

[frosty jungle]

it’s a country ball game

it’s not what you are thinking

[crimson shadow]

yeah, an country is n word but no offense intended

not what yall think

[frosty jungle]

basically you are a country and then you have to conquer all 196 other countries

it’s really fun

[crimson shadow]

civ 6 be like

[frosty jungle]

heh what’s that

[crimson shadow]

Sid meier's civilization VI

look it up

not gonna advertise more, we need to talk about chess

[frosty jungle]

yeah sure

[crimson shadow]

who is ceo of bruhnooo

[crimson shadow]

so what is your favorite opening

[graceful lintel]

Me

[grim edge]

WTF

[crimson shadow]

[crimson shadow]

what

[frosty jungle]

a3 with white seems cool

[graceful lintel]

[crimson shadow]

queen gambit

[frosty jungle]

st george’s opening i think

[grim edge]

9 WIN STREAK

[crimson shadow]

i like queen gambit

[silver patio]

Na3 seems cooler

[crimson shadow]

Average streak

[silver patio]

win streak not streak win

[crimson shadow]

Sandbagger user detected!

[frosty jungle]

a0 best

[silver patio]

shit you got me

[frosty jungle]

zebra to a0

[crimson shadow]

nanana

[frosty jungle]

hippopotamus to h3

[silver patio]

cow to h9

[crimson shadow]

Brilliant

[frosty jungle]

human to i12

[crimson shadow]

dA hEcC

[frosty jungle]

shake mate

[grim edge]

jealous lol

[crimson shadow]

book move

[frosty jungle]

so untrue but so true

[primal fern]

post this kind of stuff in #😆〡random-memes

[frosty jungle]

do you people play otb?

[crimson shadow]

oh

[primal fern]

thank you 🙂

[frosty jungle]

post it in a channel with “no access”

[cobalt plover]

No access

[cobalt plover]

Yeah

[frosty jungle]

rating?

[cobalt plover]

1317

[crimson shadow]

i suck at rating

[frosty jungle]

nice good for you

[cobalt plover]

I’ve only played two otb tournaments

[primal fern]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@frosty jungle With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[crimson shadow]

what

[cobalt plover]

Thx bruv

[next swallow]

whats otb

[sterile tusk]

on the board i think

[primal fern]

over the board chess

[crimson shadow]

ehehehe

[frosty jungle]

over*

[crimson shadow]

what the trust channel

[next swallow]

thanks

[primal fern]

it's a role

[crimson shadow]

whats the channels that non trusteds have no access to ,while trusted ones do

[primal fern]

please see #🔖〡roles for more info

i cannot list them all for you

[primal fern]

you are alraedy trusted

[crimson shadow]

a ok

[drowsy crest]

I am playing so shit rn, I dont even wanna look at the mates I missed

relatable, anyone?

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZvKX6sqWYc&list=OLAK5uy_kFmYAcr3Ne-cRLq-mPusWnPR1yhkUqkpc

good ost

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Peter Michaud (michaud17)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Peter Michaud (michaud17)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 999 (1334 peak)
Blitz: 662 (1212 peak)
Bullet: 927 (994 peak)

[drowsy crest]

bro 💀

[sharp depot]

your checkmate or the enemy checkmates

i dont miss mine but sometime i playtoo quickly

[crimson shadow]

hm

[crimson shadow]

or you get stalemated

[grim edge]

Why tf does gotham recommend the traxler

[languid veldt]

Yooo what's happening here

[grim edge]

I played king f1 after bishop f2

king f1 refutes the traxler

not by like one point or anything it’s literally +2

And I’m up 8 points of material rn

[sharp depot]

it says that i play like 1800

wrong one

[tepid relic]

It's pretty sharp for both sides
I know a 2500 who likes it

[grim edge]

I don’t like it

[sharp depot]

but does it mean i could reach 1600 easily

[tepid relic]

Neither do i

[sudden dew]

https://play.chess.com/zicHA

teach me

[crimson shadow]

thats good

[tepid relic]

Nah

[sudden dew]

anyone can teach me https://play.chess.com/zicHA

[grim edge]

Is it sharp? Yes, just play the move they don’t expect because no one at my level studies the king f1 variation

[sudden dew]

iam bad https://play.chess.com/zicHA teach me plsssssss

[cobalt plover]

If you want a sharp game why not just play the Sicilian

Traxler is kind of unsound

[crimson shadow]

Stop ad please
btw why your name is like that

[languid veldt]

One time stockfish said i played like 2350 but i am 1300 so no not easily

[sharp depot]

I think you have the wrong mindset

[sudden dew]

someone teach me for a tornmnet https://play.chess.com/zicHA

[sudden dew]

can u teach me?

[crimson shadow]

can you not

[sudden dew]

its chess .com how it ad?

[crimson shadow]

ad your account

[tepid relic]

Get to 1600 if ya think ya can do it easily

[sharp depot]

im 1500 on the other one but i dont like it there

[sudden dew]

i did add my account

[crimson shadow]

not going to argue

[tepid relic]

By the other one you mean lichess?

[grim edge]

yeah

[sharp depot]

yea

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[old basin]

.

[severe oxide]

lmao locked out

[lean owl]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/91627850427 review anyone? i had a mistake in the opening ik

[worn ice]

mayankkohli (725) vs. Ismurf0 (752)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 [c5] 3. e3 Bg4 4. dxc5 e5 5. Ke2 e4 6. h3 exf3+ 7. gxf3 Bh5 8. Ke1 Nc6 9. Nc3 Nf6 10. e4 dxe4 11. Qxd8+ Nxd8 12. Nxe4 Bxf3 13. Nxf6+ gxf6 14. Rg1 Bxc5 15. Bg2 Rg8 16. Be3 Bxe3 17. fxe3 Bxg2 18. Kf2 Kf8 19. Rxg2 Rxg2+ 20. Kxg2 Nc6 21. Rd1 Nb4 22. a3 Nxc2 23. a4 Nxe3+ 24. Kg3 Nxd1 25. b4 a6 26. a5 b6 27. axb6 Rb8 28. Kg4 Rxb6 29. Kf5 Rxb4 30. Kxf6 Kg8 31. Kg5 a5 32. h4 a4 33. h5 a3 34. Kf6 a2 35. h6 a1=Q+ 36. Ke7 Qa7+ 37. Kf6 Rb6+ 38. Kg5 Qa5+ 39. Kf4 Rb4+ 40. Kf3 Qa3+ 41. Ke2 Rb2+ 42. Ke1 Qa1 43. Kf1 Ne3# 

[lean owl]

im black

[nocturne elk]

Sure

[drowsy crest]

welcome black

[lean owl]

[kind geyser]

You already won it :d

[tulip lichen]

killer pawn

[lean owl]

i know i wanna see what i can improve

or maybe weaknesses

[nocturne elk]

It’s alr reviewed by someone lol

[lean owl]

who?

[kind geyser]

Prob me

[nocturne elk]

Idk but when i went to review it was alr showing %

[lean owl]

i think it was my opponent

[nocturne elk]

Oh

[lean owl]

i want human review not sf

i finished

[tulip lichen]

this is the difference between me thinking and blitz

[lean owl]

my sf reviews are finished

[kind geyser]

I mean you won their knight on 6th move there is not a lot thing to say

[lean owl]

istg bro 700s should get their brain checked

what is this

[tulip lichen]

bro that's NOT how i was playing as a 700💀

wait you're egyptian?

[lean owl]

yes

[tulip lichen]

what's good brother

[lean owl]

yo ur egyptien too

[tulip lichen]

yes

[lean owl]

suppp

[tulip lichen]

let's play

5m

[lean owl]

alr lemem finish

[grim edge]

i got this wacky chess idea

for the king to be saved it has to eat one of their own pawns

[tulip lichen]

ok bro don't do what i think you will

[grim edge]

or accept checkmate

[tulip lichen]

bro

[grim edge]

that could work tho

[tulip lichen]

imagine a leader in a war just starts killing his team

[grim edge]

like a human shield

[tulip lichen]

just for him to get away

[grim edge]

kings are selfish

[tulip lichen]

most importantly

[grim edge]

this could totally fit into its character

[compact mantle]

Pawn would fight back

[tulip lichen]

WHY is the king going to war

[compact mantle]

Start a revolution

[grim edge]

multiple reasons

[tulip lichen]

and why is the queen going too

[grim edge]

i think it’s like a spar

[grim edge]

the queen is the wife of the king

[compact mantle]

Nero died by the hands of one of his slaves

[tulip lichen]

bro the queen should just stay at home

women don't go to war

[grim edge]

nope. because of todays feminism we allow women to be independent

[tulip lichen]

shit aint make sense

[grim edge]

and choose their own battles

[grim edge]

maybe in the 1700s

[tulip lichen]

chess is like a battle in the medieval era bro not today

[grim edge]

there are still monarchies today

just look at the UK

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

damn thats tight (Literally)

[tulip lichen]

they be carrying swords bro

[nocturne elk]

Why wayward queen bro 💀

[tulip lichen]

it's not an ad

[grim edge]

anyways i still think the king should be allowed to eat one of its own pawns if it’s not threatened by any other piece

[sudden dew]

iam new 😭

[nocturne elk]

Oh i think you should play something else more solid

[tulip lichen]

bro you can LITERALLY see his account without him telling you what's the username it's in the apps💀

[sudden dew]

like?

[tulip lichen]

play me bro

[ivory crescent]

guys How can I get trusted role?

[tulip lichen]

e4 e5

[sudden dew]

Alt

[nocturne elk]

Like anything else 😂

[tulip lichen]

do /trust

[nocturne elk]

dont bring out the queen so early

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@tulip lichen With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

sorry player is an idiot

[tulip lichen]

wow I know that

wow I don't know that

[grim edge]

jk

[tulip lichen]

watch your mouth 600

[grim edge]

we’re both 600

[tulip lichen]

no

[grim edge]

what are you then

[tulip lichen]

i'm 800 in rapid and blitz

[sudden dew]

can we play iam new

[grim edge]

hmhmhmhmhm

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro

unrated game

[drowsy crest]

[grim edge]

don’t play him he will break your streak

[tulip lichen]

yes

[sudden dew]

look DM

[sudden dew]

no i will play i dont trust u

[grim edge]

play at your own risk

because i am trustworthy

[tulip lichen]

fr

[sudden dew]

https://play.chess.com/SyfWK

@tulip lichen

https://play.chess.com/uQrFj

@tulip lichen

[tulip lichen]

bro you're NOT new @sudden dew 💀

[sudden dew]

wdym

[tulip lichen]

you're not new to chess

[sudden dew]

iam bad

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro

[sudden dew]

join

https://play.chess.com/uQrFj

[tulip lichen]

hell no i'm gonna make the challenge link

so i make sure it's unrated

go to the site

[grim edge]

Good heavens

[sudden dew]

i made it 5 mi

[tulip lichen]

go to the site

[sudden dew]

i did make it 5 min

joinhttps://play.chess.com/uQrFj

[tulip lichen]

i want it unrated

[sudden dew]

what time

then?\

[tulip lichen]

you aint stealing my elo lil bro

5 min unrated

[sudden dew]

cmon something tell me waht time?

[grim edge]

Asking someone to play you and making it rated is soo lame

[tulip lichen]

wow

[tulip lichen]

bro read

[tulip lichen]

.

[winter parcel]

time management is my weakness

how do i get elo role

[sudden dew]

no u have to play i will make it 1 min

[tulip lichen]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@winter parcel With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1488 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[winter parcel]

what

[tulip lichen]

bro DOESN'T play blitz😭

[tulip lichen]

do /trust

[winter parcel]

in here or?

[tulip lichen]

yes

do /connect

[radiant flame]

🤔

[winter parcel]

one sec

[ivory crescent]

My account is connected but it's not showing

[sudden dew]

can we 1v1 in chess

can we play

[next swallow]

I can

I already accpt your link

but your not responding

[tulip lichen]

um excuse me what the actual fu

[sudden dew]

ok

[winter parcel]

i forgot my password...

hold on

[tulip lichen]

password of what

[radiant flame]

?

[winter parcel]

my chess.com acc

[tulip lichen]

why don't you have a rapid rating

[grim edge]

guys i got 3 gold coins

[radiant flame]

i do

[tulip lichen]

oh mb og

[sudden dew]

https://play.chess.com/yck3u

can anyoine play?

iam not good

[nocturne elk]

Do u wanna play again with odds?

[grim edge]

you lost didn’t you

[nocturne elk]

.

[gleaming haven]

you know you can abort if it's rated right

[compact mantle]

You guys know statics?

[sudden dew]

no wdym

[gleaming haven]

lol

[sudden dew]

the game was aborted

[grim edge]

oh

[nocturne elk]

I can give u more time/ pieces @sudden dew

[compact mantle]

Or are y’all not old enough for college or uni

[grim edge]

wdym

[sudden dew]

ok

[tulip lichen]

i can't

[grim edge]

like the mechanical stuff?

[gleaming haven]

why not

[sudden dew]

iam bad so wanna play or no

[compact mantle]

Yeah

[tulip lichen]

i can't know if it's rated

[sudden dew]

https://play.chess.com/yck3u

[gleaming haven]

yes you can