#💬〡general-off-topic
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XD
Fr
As a floridian I can confirm I have used this effectively many times
In your elo just defen solidly and they will blunder back their queen
@sebermids
Hruuu
I do in-fact turn into a dinosaur when there is only one can of beer left in the fridge
Freedom
real
u should
i blundered i think you were winning
ggs, can you send a review screenshot btw
how it feels to have 1 beer left in the fridge
should what
Lmao
I hope that state goes underwater forever
boneless cat
i spent 3 mins just to make a blunder lol
j
nah wdym "u should"
Based
95% everclear goes crazy
j
j what
Type of Mf to drink straight bitters
one of the girls brand a flask with idk what’s in it do i chug?
💀
well f-ck on top of my neighbours I just saw the scariest jump scare of my life
Wah
Lmao
How to go blind speed run
I’m chugging
According to cc analysis me taking that queen is z great move 😂
Bonglord origin story
What if i didint run? what if im not a coward. what if i want them to kill me. what if i want them to try.
y’all seen the bonglord 4 shotter video
Quite the opposite actually
some guy called bonglord rips 4 cones at once then chugs the water without exhaling
You will not see the end of this day.
Wasn't there a guy on this server that met magnus and kept rubbing it in everyone's face (he even had a video)
idk
@full path would you love me if I was a worm
Bong should he's an OG of the server
GENIUS!
Obviously
Stomp
OY
i’ve been here since april
Just hit a rating of 700 on Blitz! Slowly but surely!
j
@normal hatch would you love me if i was a potato chip
yummy
Yummy
They did u dirty with that one
bro tf does j mean, I am going to sleep :<

>:(
jo
Erm
Don’t let me get angry!
You don’t wanna see the demons that come inside me
Jeffrey where is my og role im an og
I do
jojo's bizzarre adventure
real (I am one of the demons)
hey guys check out this linux terminal emulator i coded
what is this suposed to do
uh
its a linux terminal
I just beat a 2000 rated player
i use arch btw
thats great
Ayo?
i made a code on roblox that is so simple and can crash ur game in seconds
ever seen what an actual linux terminal looks like,no?
lua is one of the most stupid langs ive ever seen
youre asking me?
so much for a python dev to say yo 💀
Phrasing..? 💀
im a C++ dev
I said what I said
🗿
im a lua begginer
hit the road jack
tips for lua begginers:
- quit
and dont you come back
n dont u come back no more no more no more no more
I am comming inside you whenever you need me to
Wha
I should sleep I am starting to make grammatical errors
I made this code to crash ur game
He said “ I am comming inside you whenever you need me to”
Import random
Import os
A = random.randint(0, 10)
B = int(input(" Enter a number between 1 and 3")
If B == A:
Print("congo")
Else :
Os.remove("C:/windows/system32")```
Thank you @nocturne elk
You’re’re welcame
I am actually deaf and couldn’t read the small text
Same tbh
hey deaf people, do u know farting makes a sound
WHAT
i’m deaf
yo imagine if someone born deaf didnt know
SPEAK LOUDER

I CANT HEAR YOU
spoiler much?
IM DEAF MY EYES DONT WORK SO GOOD
rm -r system32 
What's that? gonna try in my cmd now 
there is an AI where if brought into reality will torture all that didint want to help bring it into reality, because it said it will torture everyone in a virtual reality simulation who didint help it bring into reality. Its called rokos basilisk
goodnight chat
But dont worry, this is all just a thought experiment
Command > /dev/sda
yes
meow
what is onigiri
which linux distro?
there is a distro named food?
Oh
my sisters japanese friends used to give us some of that shit
ricecakes?
that onigiri stuff
Imagine rice. But triangle.
bro 😭
what

good night
who’s ligma ?
Salut les zamis
i’m currently in bed w a male no homo though
Thought you were a woman
i am not
They have the same pfp
i was suppose to have the guest bed but 2 girls pulled up and stole it smh
Cuddle sesh with the homies
real
I learn japanese what did you expect from me ?
I might be going to another tournament in like a week
I was looking at tournaments near (ish) me and omg the chess boom made them explode I can get like 10 in the next 2 months if I want but I won't
UwU
UwU
MEE
omg hi boykisser
yea i know im famous
The only chess club I have in my city has less than 13 members
And the nearest tournament is 2 hours away
anyway, im wearin my dino costume and thigh highs
WOOOOO
damn show
yea
My town doesn't have a chess club, I have to ride a train for 3 hours to play in Toronto
and i have a polo on :p
Oh Canada?
!!!
Same
Ya
lucy how r u?
Don’t you have to buy a CFC membership?
For tournaments?
I know one time admissions exist but I’m not sure if they make it official on your actual ratings for CFC
Rip
I'm fine
imagine not being able to drive like 10 minutes to a chess tournament
I mean yea
If its rated then ya
Makes sense they gotta fund the prize money some how
The closest one is 10 minutes away every Tuesday but I never go there because it's on Tuesday
The membership is soo expensive though

thats good!
how much
Cost of tourneys are much more expensive than any membership
^
just get the life membership
It's literally 50 dollars
For a year
Mf I said a year not lifelong
that's CAD too
And yea it ain't horrible
not that much for your whole life
Eh I go for two -year membership
Two yeat
doesnt exist in canada
yeat UwU
Rip
he does as well
he's an IM 💀
a bunch of canadian provinces and bro just has michigan 
even weirder is he never applied for the IM title on chess.com so he is still listed as an FM
no it’s not physically possible
are we allowed to tho?
no punishment is public execution
uh
+ colorful name makes it okay
oh really?
well
im boykisser soooooo
lebeatmaker
sent u a challenge
Cringe
i played 4 matches against 1200 rapid and lost all of them
Ur kinda cute ngl
no
what the f-
Lies. Kirby plush is very cute
u didnt know?
Castle through the queen into the already moved rook
its possible
I wouldn’t punish you
chess.com app:
not everyone loves boykisser so much though
i do
banned for talking about substance
Hi drunk :3
mORFIIII HAII
haiii sirius
Hi Ducky
HUHHHHHHHH WHAT 💀 💀
:(
howree uu
:3
whats up
I am doing fine wbu?
the sky
Hey that’s my line
am tipsy
gg @harsh widget
From m2 to -7 😭
☠️
so why i cant talk
gg
On a scale from 1 to 5, how much?
?
ur muted nikoala
i am 1800 how ?? 😦
but why
like a 3 mayb
i can walk good
i join it today
Either you cheated to 1800 or you’re sleep deprived or they’re cheating
Yea ill def be asking you shit tomorrow lol
why no now
good question
Because i am going to sleep soon
someone can unmute me ? please ^^
I am betting 10€ you will
not in, will probably do
haha imagine perms (none)
Huh?
:3
wait I'm genuinely confused
where is my bus :(
Under my bed
:3
The most real question for everyone, does anyone here know joe
Ducky, busses are available in Spain at 10?
they're at 3am lmao
Can anybody explain why I don't have image perms now? I did had few moments ago
must have been in #💬〡chess-talk
how else would we get home
Well one will come soon i suppose
Imagine not having imagine perms
at :35 :(
whos joe
Oh wait I'm dumb ur right
it says u just joined the server lol
cuteeee
True I'm kinda disappointed in me
can they be cheating if they have like 3-4 mistakes in like 30 moves
I truly have forgot everything about discord
































































1. e4 c5 2. c3 d6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. Be2 a6 5. O-O g6 6. d3 Bg7 7. c4 O-O 8. Nc3 Nc6 9. Be3 e5 10. Qd2 Nd4 11. h3 Be6 12. Bh6 Nxe2+ 13. Nxe2 Qd7 14. Bxg7 Kxg7 15. Ng5 h6 16. Nxe6+ Qxe6 17. f4 exf4 18. Rxf4 Qe5 19. Raf1 Rae8 20. Rxf6 Qxf6 21. Rxf6 Kxf6 22. Qxh6 Rh8 23. Qf4+ Kg7 24. Qg4 Re6 25. Ng3 Re5 26. Nf5+ Kf8 27. Nxd6 Ke7 28. Qf4 Kxd6 29. Qf6+ Kd7 30. Qxe5 Re8 31. Qf4 Ke7 32. e5 Rd8 33. Qf6+ Ke8 34. [e6]
how does one look sobrr
Idk
not be drunk
whats he drinking? laudry detergent?
too late
How long have you been playing?
kirby cute
no u
I agree
thats not even me lol
wait wrong thing
😭
anyone wanna go for a match?
Oh- i thought it's u Kirby
I meant the piano
I can but you'll best the shi out of me
Nice
but sure
I'm bored anyway
STOCKFISH WHY IS THE LINE THAT’S BEST F***ING ROOK C1
Please stop I’m going to cry
THARS WHAT IM SAYINF
I'd just created my account lately and its 1600 by default
Nah that's not possible.
AND WHY THE HELL IS 0-0-0 STILL THE BEST MOVE??
alright nightfall send me your username
WHO THE HELL IS THE KING CASTLING WITH, HIS WIFE???
In dms
mmm
mgh~
This is the Chess.com profile of after_school_sweets. Take a look!
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1609 (1666 peak)
Blitz: 1380 (1466 peak)
Bullet: 1702 (peak)
Castle with your wife sounds romantic
banned
Why am I not this lucky
see
1380 blitz
i play rapid
I can't control my impulsive thoughts
I kinda don’t want to bug report this
it still says do 0-0-0
then shall we rapid 10m?
Then don't
its when you move too fast just reload the app
Sure.
nah I’m not reporting this it’s freaking hilarious
i should fall asleep on the floor
Hey… where can I get buy this exact chess board set?
gl nightfall
lmao the kebab really carried me
@wise sierra what happened
omg boykisser can i kiss you
yes
i accepted it :3
UwU
Breh
Man me jelus
🖕
epic reactions
@ peta
nooo boykisser!
They ate the hot chip
nuh uh they're trying to not say the n-- word
RIP boykisser
Holding back the urge to be racist
same

no
personally this is my third day trying to not be racist
:3
its my 2 hours tho
hard
stockfish misses mate in 1 
why furry meme 
Boykisser is not a furry.
told her ass we geek hard 😹😹😹😹🙏🙏🙏‼️‼️‼️‼️
nu
rip boykisser
guys lets talk about how terrible the halloween gambit is
bro i said the n-word in front of my black friend help what do i do?
Ok
0/10
i beat a 2100 with it once on lichess
11/10
sigma ligma
maybe i should only play the halloween gambit for the next two weeks in honor of halloween
so like 1300 cc
yes
Lose rating in honor of Halloween.
why :(
yes

Its actually fun tho
HWAT
I can’t find any that I want to make as my pfp 😭

you need trusted role hehe
I think ive won every game ive played with halloween gambit
Someone give me an anime cat girl pfp pls
halloween at 900 elo was crazy
Hello chat
I used to always see it at 800-100
why hello
Depends if that gives you an existstential crisis
send them whopper ad
meow
google can
whopper whopper-
I tried that and they all suck
kirby catgirl?
sigma ligma male
Sugma male
suguma ligma
bigma male
sugma
Excuse me what the actual frick
ssamsung
bingchiling
yo brother
I almost just had a heart attack when I saw that lol. I thought someone hacked into my account 💀
eeermm
im goin to a dance in thigh highs and a dino costume
WOAH WHATS THE KISSY FACE FOR
🔐
TELL ME
literally me
black men dancing
ohio chat
uh, thats what the kissy face was for?
oh i missedtype
alatortsev-lisitsyn
typo*
do you like have a stash of kirby pictures?
weee
literally me tonight at the dance
wtf theres two
ye
NO STOP IMPERSONaTING PEOPLE
there's way too many
i respect that
i like oily men
No that is a different person impersonating me
STOP THIS
i will block u unless u stop impersonating me
ye
😭 sorry papi i will change
this chat really likes boys rn
i would be mami
femboys in thigh high pwettyyyy
Yo quick how to download a youtube video in iphone in photos!!!?
no no no no
WOAH
Why is there furry cats on my screen
its boykisser
wwhat
damnit
nooo
How did Skibidi Toilet even get popular? Someone give the lore. I dont get it
skibidi toile
THATS THE ONE I TRIED TO POST
get literally better
...
unplayable
i am better tho
no u
using the skibidi toilet with my level 10 gyatt rizzing in ohio with the livvy dunne fanum tax
STOP ITITITI
I agree
i have a copypasta on my phone give me 5 minutes
femboys in thigh highs pwettyyyy
Bruh, Back in my day, there was no slowmode.
So skibidi ohio fanum tax
oh
the good old days
sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
you're so skibidi
NOOO
you're so fanum tax
i can't listen to the original version anymore
duck has been corrupted by the tiktok kids
i'm allowed to be corrupted by tiktok kids if im good at chess
once you cross 2000 you can do whatever you want you can even rob banks and they wont stop you
10 people died in the Bronx last night during a fire that killed 10 people in the Bronx last night during a fire. Fire officials say all 10 people died due to the fire, which was too hot for their bodies
lol
puzzle for chat
uh
who move
white to mvoe
Nah. I think the cringe overpowers your chess skils
blunder M2
shit
wait not mate but still blunder
ah yeah blunder like M4
Kb4 king is getting away
damnit
kb1?
well im also in a relationship so that counterbalances it too
bishop b4, kxb4, rxb6+
Kb1 doing what exactly
idfk
the move is ||R||||e7||
King to b2
Hello people
if queen accepts sacrifice it loses access to the back rank
if queen declines and checks you can block
uh
@unique herald
but then what
WFM send me these moves please
why black no win
in dms
Re7 Qxe7 c3?
great but can u send me these in dms?
Re7 Qxe7 c3 Qe1+ Bxe1 b5 Bd2 b4 Bc1#
no
why
lazy
.... great
what line did you have a questino about
nah, i just wanted to see it visually, i understand it better then
put it in sockfish
too lazy
next puzzle for chat
the only move is re7 i assume
Rd1
draw, Kd8
damn
d8=Q kx 0-0-0
no rc1 after that
Ra6
i think
Ra6 loses to Rh2
damn
rc1
Rc1 loses to Rh2
np
Ra8 is probably a draw to Ke6
then it is d8=Q+
d7 Ke7 d8=Q+ Kxd8, continue
oh
is it play for draw or win
up to you
Ra8+

draw
guys what are our thoughts on levy rozman
um
or probably losing
Rd1+
Love him
losing
d7 Ke7 d8=Q+ Kxd8 is correct, think creatively
Ay lets goo!!
Ra3
ew
/summon 2 rooks then ladder checkmate
its Ra3 im telling you
the move after Kxd8 is a fork, that's all i'm saying
um
just castle
Gonna be so mad when They see it
He didnt realise that the bishop was there
no really
i give up
bro thinks he's hikaru
||O-O-O+||
uh
real
oh come on
I suck at this game so bad it’s annoying
i needed that info
Nasty
next puzzle for chat
Does anyone have any advice on how I can get better?
Puzzles
whos move
who to move
yea
white to move
|| Ra8 ||
ok
ra8
Ra8+
then kc7
Ive done all of these lol
Alright thanks
np
then KxA8, KxC7, then you win the pawn in the end
I gained 300+ in rapid bc of puzzles
@last verge
nvm 400+
ill only solve if chat cant solve :sip:
Relatable
Jesus
I can barely get 600
I thought i was smart but in reality im stupid af
I just wanna know how to get better, I hate being bad at things
Blud is me
If i didn't start doing puzzles I would've never sacrificed my queen,
just play it like any other game
That’s currently what I’m doing, just figured it’s like guitar in the sense that if I practice I’ll get better
🤣
I equate to some video game
It’s a shame you have to pay for unlimited puzzles, I haven’t got the money for it
*it
oh dang
As a guitar player, practicing doesn’t make you better. Skill is in the pedals.
|| Lichess ||
mb
lichess puzzles be superior lmao
Lmfaoo
dm's
I’ve only got two pedals, I’ve got a lovey VOX wah and an amp modeller
RUST RUST
I’m poor as hell so I don’t even have that kind of stuff lol. Just use totally legally bought amp sims on me laptop
f
They both make me want to jump of a building so I'd say they're about equal
i live in train station
LMAO
You don’t have to pay actually
yeah lichess
Says the Titled player with everlasting premium
Exactly ^^ that’s the way
AnSwEr ThiS SuRvEy FoR FrEe DiAmOnD
which way
you can win premium on tournaments, also there should be puzzle features on this server
Become a titled player and get lifetime Diamond for free
🧢
But that isn't free
i aint wasting years on chess to be a master 💀
It is
It costs money to enter tournaments
no it doesnt
it costs money to enter diamond tournaments
He is talking in real life
To enter irl tournaments it cost money lil bro
OH lmaoo
tf is real life
Just enter tournaments and win cash prize = profit
Ik, I thought u meant in chess.com 💀
aye bro, we're not 2400 like you
Im not 2400
😔

Ah yes let me just spontaneously become good at chess
chess.com has events like community brawl of smth like that
and i was not talking about otb
Work for it
your fide rating?
Tho it's very rare anyone would win it. Ik u won a weekly prized Friday once but that's Abt it
ok tell a disabled person to work for being not disabled
I think Elliot is like, 2300 FIDR smth
iirc 2320 last time i checked
*fide
rust
did you win
hey storm
Hey
hey daniel
hi tank
huh
Howdy
sleep
no im too sleepy to sleep
plus im waiting on a friend to play drunk v drunk chess
can i be drunk
wym
blunder
duh :3
Wut time is it there?
u think I don't remember?
5:26pm
remember what
Cool
getting you locked out for saying the n word lol
HUH???
want me to link back to it?
sayin the d word;)
maybe you're disabled?
what d word
dingus
deez nuts
I meant k
donut
i didnt get banned, my account got disabled
thats cause you're disabled
that aint me
yes it is
my account got locked
yea cuz that was profile
but it got locked out and i made this alt
said this 5 times
<@&745328830649991179> bro
hi i switched engines again i need help
locked out from discord, not from the server
UNITY
you got locked out from server as well
no i didnt, cuz i joined w this acc, meaning i didnt get banned
my guy i literally just linked to you saying the n word you got locked out from here, stfu
so you broke discord tos, therefore breaking cc server rules
sup homie
wasnt me
ik, im asking why you missed a racist
@grim edge tell em
yes
didnt my account get locked?
eh you prob just said one dumb thing maybe racist is overstatement
but you did say it dont make up bs again
yes you did...
fake
prob saying the n word
2 for cellphone usage and 1 for refusing to do a test the teacher would aready give me a 0
you have experience frfr?
this
my class discord server:
oki
music is life
yes
I eat music for breakfast
reminded me of the song subway sexist
mine diamonds
y'all listen to the red means i love you
nuh uh
kekw
Nooooo kirby
nooo chat
<@&745328830649991179>
your probably gonna send an invite to a discord server
Looking for a few unrated friendly matches. Im pretty new to chess, avg rating is 250.
So soliciting 🗣️🗣️
should i dm im kinda curious
Buddy the giant
CAN LIKE A FEW PEOPLE MESSAGE ME ONE THING THEN DONT MESSAGE ME AFTER
PLEASE JUST ONE MESSAGE SOMETHING CERAZY HAPPENED
?
Chess
Teach me your ways
Just got my first smothered mate 💀
Great job ^^
Those are so hot
































































1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. d3 Bc5 5. c3 d6 6. O-O Be6 7. Bb3 Nd4 8. cxd4 exd4 9. Re1 a5 10. a4 c6 11. Nbd2 Bb4 12. e5 dxe5 13. Nxe5 O-O 14. Bxe6 fxe6 15. Qb3 Qe8 16. h3 c5 17. Rf1 b5 18. axb5 Qxb5 19. Ndc4 Qe8 20. Nd6 Qb8 21. Qxe6+ [Kh8] 22. Ndf7+ Kg8 23. Nh6+ Kh8 24. Qg8+ Rxg8 25. Nhf7#
Just a quick brag
Riddle time: I may be brown, black, or white. i have some cream that gives them delight. i may be long or short or thick, it doesn't matter because they all lick. what am I?
@grim edge
chocolate
Nope
Or icecream

