💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

i got to 4200 w e4

[nimble niche]

14% draws 💀

[subtle cove]

Well I have got a couple of brilliant moves so maybe I can play chess

[elfin charm]

thats a lot or not?

[nimble niche]

and englund/modern scandi as black

[flat kraken]

fun is temporary, the grind is eternal

[subtle cove]

That's nice

[grim edge]

i got to 3000 with bongcloud

[flat kraken]

modern scandi

[subtle cove]

Yes

[trail prism]

Man i found the most rightful chess player , i was winning but then internet got disc but then he resigned

[grim edge]

@flat kraken i want meme

[rocky mural]

whats the average elo of members
in this server

[slate owl]

could never be me

[grim edge]

1

[slate owl]

7

[nimble niche]

idk i only have 4% draws

[grim edge]

tysm

[foggy sage]

should i learn london sys

[elfin charm]

idc, but i am baffled that the average elo of cc website is like 600

[trail prism]

I got 1000 I play like a -100

[slate owl]

you posted this for the hundredth time congrats

[flat kraken]

yes you got a problem with that 🔫

[nimble niche]

2800 fide

[foggy sage]

ShOUD I lEARN LONDOM SYSTen?

[elfin charm]

at 2100 i think more games are drawn

[trail prism]

who wann aplay with me a match ?

[elfin charm]

yes

[trail prism]

go for it

[acoustic mason]

I genuinely think 500-999 is the majority tbh. It's just the 1400s are more active

[nimble niche]

apparently not for me

[grim edge]

NO

[elfin charm]

you play e4?

[nimble niche]

yes

[elfin charm]

thats why then

e4 is way more volatile

[trail prism]

for who wanna play https://play.chess.com/mfRMZ

[nimble niche]

I lose 51% and win 45%

[elfin charm]

i find the london system gives me consistency

[slate owl]

literally me

[flint fox]

ew, london.

[grim edge]

NO

[elfin charm]

@boreal cosmos hello

[foggy sage]

My win rate is somehow 60% (im 765 Rapid)

[nimble niche]

I'm not kidding, I actually do

[boreal cosmos]

?? random ping?

[acoustic mason]

Any opening gives consistency if you actually learn it

[elfin charm]

good morning

[nocturne elk]

is that a sticker or emoji? I can’t click it on iOS lol

[slate owl]

thats crazy

[flint fox]

nuh uh

[flat kraken]

ok tough game 👍

[slate owl]

get good

[nocturne elk]

😔

[grim edge]

NO # .

[trail prism]

k I am rlly bad at this game 💀

[flint fox]

e

[nimble niche]

it's 52% loss and 42% win in the past 90 days

[slate owl]

thats ceazy

[flat kraken]

bro fr lost to the modern scandi in 8 moves 💀

[slate owl]

thats crazy

[grim edge]

its # #

[flint fox]

How to get blunder reaction:

[grim edge]

text in middle

[drowsy crest]

Bro I was about to miss mate in 1 cuz of tunnel vision 😭

[flint fox]

GODDAMNIT

[slate owl]

send me femboy shakers

[nimble niche]

2200 by winning 40% of games

[drowsy crest]

mathematically is that even possible

[nimble niche]

I lose over half my games

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-nae-nae-funny-blunder-chess-gif-20402965

[lament jacinth]

How to get brilliant reaction:

[nocturne elk]

TY @grim edge

[nimble niche]

yes because i play on -25 +infinity

[acoustic mason]

ʷʰʸ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘᵗᶦⁿᵍ

[misty sedge]

Smash

[slate owl]

thats not femboy

[foggy sage]

bullet is the only mode i can win with -20 points of material

[drowsy crest]

oh

[nocturne elk]

what?

[slate owl]

literally me

[nimble niche]

mine is pretty much the same but with winrate and loss rate swapped around

[drowsy crest]

#GOD

Wait what

[flint fox]

e

e

e

[flat kraken]

L bozo

[drowsy crest]

ah yes now its works 💀

[karmic bane]

Hahaha

[drowsy crest]

is it gay to type in lowercase

[slate owl]

lowkey yea

[flat kraken]

that means you are gay right

[flint fox]

why

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[acoustic mason]

ʸᵉˢ

[lament jacinth]

WHY ARE U GAE

[nimble niche]

typing with caps = capitalist

[drowsy crest]

your gay

[flint fox]

e

e

[high ledge]

how u type smaller text

[drowsy crest]

nah typing lower case is feminine

[loud haven]

Gay

[flat kraken]

i'm a communist ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[acoustic mason]

skill issue

[lament jacinth]

*you're

[nimble niche]

no capitalising letters

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[slate owl]

show me femboy shakers

[flint fox]

Find the bolded e

e

e

[flat kraken]

i can't use caps anymore in my entire life

i'm doing nitrogen fixation bozo 💀

[grim edge]

EVERYONE WHO LIVES IS GAY

[flat kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-gif-23505693

[flint fox]

imma die

[grim edge]

SAME

[lament jacinth]

Changing the dictionary definition of gay to define a person who shows interest in the opposite sex

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-jump-pink-pantern-gif-14045004

[flat kraken]

gay means good y'know

[slate owl]

literally me

[lament jacinth]

No it doesn't

It means happy

[slate owl]

get to 900

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/ussr-gif-27673876

[nocturne elk]

🫦

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1100 (peak)
Blitz: 610 (695 peak)
Bullet: 549 (726 peak)

[slate owl]

its only 200 away

[slate owl]

nice

[flat kraken]

the second definition

[grim edge]

who tf dis

[flint fox]

does this work

[slate owl]

no

[flat kraken]

the embed blunder

[grim edge]

wow that’s…

that’s…

[chilly condor]

poop

[grim edge]

that’s.. g..ghastly

[grim edge]

poopy

[foggy sage]

i love ads, ad just saved me

[slate owl]

[chilly condor]

word

[grim edge]

https://preview.redd.it/7f1y8v20z7l21.jpg?auto=webp&s=f80ccf29fa5474ec2e65ab4091518970b6f3c24a

[flint fox]

wait i gotta check again

How do i embedn't

[foggy sage]

i love spooderman

[grim edge]

lenin here

[trail prism]

.

[foggy sage]

i think you can tell (my pfp)

[flat kraken]

i think you can actually disablel it automatically showing embeds

[grim edge]

and joseph

[nocturne elk]

I’m blind, what does it say?

[foggy sage]

My pfp is just Spiderman 2099

[grim edge]

~~***lol***~~

[lament jacinth]

Breathe air

[grim edge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcx

[foggy sage]

Ive been breathing water my whole life, thanks for enlightning me

[nocturne elk]

pig benis

[flat kraken]

fun fact: there is water in air

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-tie-him-up-ltg-low-tier-god-kill-yourself-now-kys-gif-97316207949095273

[lament jacinth]

Funfact, fish breathe air not water

[nocturne elk]

Don’t threaten me with a good time 🫦

[flat kraken]

i breathe people out of existence

[foggy sage]

ok

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/tate-andrew-tate-andrew-tate-wallpaper-top-g-gif-6558558091382492686

[lament jacinth]

So that's where my dad went

[grim edge]

smoke nt air

[slate owl]

if theres water in air and air in water
how can we tell which is which

[nocturne elk]

Wait he has hair?

[grim edge]

i never had a dad

[flat kraken]

whiteboard markers

[nocturne elk]

Sheesh

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-fake-maggie-bell-missy-peregrym-fbi-its-not-real-gif-25960011

[nocturne elk]

Glue on?

[grim edge]

its a fake

[nocturne elk]

I thought he did an Elon Musk

[flat kraken]

air is a mixture of substances such as krypton, argon, nitrogen, xenon while water in itself is a pure substance only consisting of hydrogen and oxygen 🤓

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/tayomaki-covid-mask-sakigifs-meme-gif-22517141

[flat kraken]

"from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me."

[nocturne elk]

Bro relevance ? 😂

[grim edge]

so supermans weakness?

[lament jacinth]

Imagine feeling protected wearing a blood splatter mask for protection against a virus

[misty sedge]

Who strong in chess here?

tell me if someone is matched me here

I prefer GM level

[slate owl]

that's crazy

[misty sedge]

(my highest is 1.3 ☠️)

[flat kraken]

kryptonite is named after krypton (the fictional planet) it doesn't have anything to do with krypton 💀💀

[lament jacinth]

I'd say play against my brother but he can't rn, he's a CM

[misty sedge]

nuh uh

[nocturne elk]

Why do u like getting rooked in the back rank?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-hell-naw-steve-harvey-gif-14541214

[misty sedge]

You only play w me

me only

[lament jacinth]

Huh

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-please-no-god-no-stop-please-stop-gif-17190431

[slate owl]

that's crazy

[misty sedge]

u got the wrong idea

[flat kraken]

play blitz with me if you lose you have to change this to your pfp

[lament jacinth]

Nah that's crazy

[slate owl]

i think this guy's my mom years old

stop posting those gifs

[nocturne elk]

Isnt steve like 50-60

[misty sedge]

no thanks

I have better things to do

[flat kraken]

cowardice

[misty sedge]

also we can clearly predict the winner already

no need for such🗣️

[flat kraken]

🤨

[slate owl]

I've asked this before

obviously nsfw images are not allowed here but how nsfw can my images be

like where's the limit??

[nocturne elk]

https://tenor.com/view/calculating-puzzled-math-confused-confused-look-gif-14677181

[trail prism]

can someone watch the game me playing ?

i suspect oponent of smth

my username is MicuBogdan

[supple zinc]

Sure

What's your opp accuracy?

[trail prism]

dunno yet

[lament jacinth]

Post absolutely nothing nsfw

[trail prism]

curently playing with him but tho he lost a queen

[severe oxide]

test the limit

only way to work it out

[supple zinc]

Get banned is silent!

[trail prism]

nah He aint possibly cheating

he just lost another bishop

[nimble niche]

well a video of pigeons mating got me timed out once

[supple zinc]

Pigeon human same thing in my eyes! Try that out!

[trail prism]

can someone rate this abomination ?
https://www.chess.com/game/live/91537819577

[worn ice]

Edgar77719 (1042) vs. MicuBogdan (1005)

Move List

1. f4 e6 2. g3 Nf6 3. Nf3 Ng4 4. d4 c5 5. a3 Qa5+ 6. Nc3 cxd4 7. Qxd4 Nc6 8. Qd3 e5 9. h3 Nf6 10. Bd2 exf4 11. gxf4 Be7 12. Nb5 Qd8 13. Qe3 O-O 14. Qd3 a6 15. Nd6 g6 16. f5 Bxd6 17. Qxd6 Ne4 18. Bh6 Nxd6 19. fxg6 fxg6 20. h4 Re8 21. Rg1 Ne5 22. Ng5 Nf5 23. h5 Nxh6 24. hxg6 hxg6 25. O-O-O Nhg4 26. e4 Qxg5+ 27. Kb1 Nf3 28. Rd5 Qxd5 29. exd5 Nxg1 

[graceful lintel]

I was gonna save it but decided not to

[nocturne elk]

[severe oxide]

ICP slipknot id like to give a shout out to linkin park

Limp bizkit

I love y’all people

i did it for the nookie

[severe oxide]

i got that bucks you know what i’m saying

[graceful lintel]

nookie

[trail prism]

i got 1k elo back :D

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[graceful lintel]

Lets goo

[drowsy crest]

can you send me that (for research purposes)

[slate owl]

nice

[trail prism]

For the first time in history i thinked about the moves I do on the chess board xDD

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/limpbizkit-nookie-freddurst-gif-11194320

[graceful lintel]

Send it to me(my friend asked for it)

[trail prism]

but what the actual f is Bird's Opening ?

[slate owl]

for the real men

[graceful lintel]

nookie📈

[supple zinc]

Bird opening ❌

Bird Shit ✔️

[graceful lintel]

🫡

[karmic salmon]

hello yall

[slate owl]

its only for the real men

[graceful lintel]

Cringe

[slate owl]

nice pfp

[karmic salmon]

ty

[trail prism]

interesting

[karmic salmon]

it's owobama

[graceful lintel]

I'm also from north korea

[supple zinc]

They have internet?

[graceful lintel]

[trail prism]

How's your day going comrade ?

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/icp-insane-clown-posse-insane-clown-posse-gif-20142690

[trail prism]

ye

[graceful lintel]

Just ate grass 🫡

[trail prism]

I did not ate in 30 days

[chilly condor]

i went up a whole 100 from mainly resignations......

[graceful lintel]

Dem

[chilly condor]

and most in the beginning of the game

[trail prism]

I got the 6 pack of hunger 🗿

[chilly condor]

i dont understand, why dont you finish you game.....

[graceful lintel]

💀 same 😭

[drowsy crest]

let him win pls 💀

[trail prism]

I wanna become a blundermaster so bad xD

[trail prism]

It is me the one with the nk flag fam 💀

[slate owl]

literally me: 💪

[trail prism]

man there are literally no girl chess players in highschool ;-;

[drowsy crest]

oh

[slate owl]

try harder

(or be gay)

[trail prism]

the guy in pfp is the mc from Mushoku Tensei or how it is named ?

[severe oxide]

if i suddenly went to jail in japan for no reason y’all bailing me out

[slate owl]

why are you in japan

also nah🔥

[severe oxide]

i have numerous warrants out for my arrest in japan and i kinda wanna sneak back in

[slate owl]

thats crazy

[nimble niche]

search it up and you'll find it

[hearty glacier]

people pulling waifus on this bot while i'm out here pulling chess pieces

[grim edge]

:3

[nocturne elk]

-4°

[nimble niche]

sydney weather is wild

[nimble niche]

36 degrees maximum one day and single digits the next day

[slate owl]

[severe oxide]

that happens here sometimes as well

[slate owl]

where are all the furry shakers at

[nimble niche]

yes

ask anyone in #2200-or-higher

[severe oxide]

extremely easy

[sullen granite]

New Cobra Kai looking sick.

[drowsy crest]

why no access

[grim edge]

hi

just lost 80 rating came below 2500

[trail prism]

cuz we aint 2000

[drowsy crest]

😔

[grim edge]

huh

[drowsy crest]

ngl I learn from my draws

XD

[trail prism]

ngl i just lose

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH I ddid

[cobalt plover]

I used to only review the games I won because it’s such an ego boost

[drowsy crest]

Restart discord

[nocturne elk]

ngl i offer draws in losing positions

[trail prism]

i want the role how cna me get it

[slate owl]

show me femboy shakers

[grim edge]

any 2500s

[slate owl]

can you /profile

[tawdry sluice]

#427893900594774026 message uh this hard

[trail prism]

ima get mated so bad 💀

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1100 (peak)
Blitz: 645 (695 peak)
Bullet: 544 (726 peak)

[slate owl]

doesnt work idk why

[tawdry sluice]

ignore the comment below....

[upbeat viper]

française

pog

[slate owl]

EWWWWWWWWWW

disgusting board

[dense turtle]

d

[tawdry sluice]

can i send off topic pics?

[graceful lintel]

I Mean

Girls don't exist

[cobalt plover]

There is nothing we can do

[slate owl]

real

[tawdry sluice]

ok

[graceful lintel]

I ain't no way

[tawdry sluice]

uh this hard

[slate owl]

give nitro

uwu

[tawdry sluice]

please ignore the comment below

[graceful lintel]

I'll meow

[tawdry sluice]

an easy demon created by therealdarnoc

[slate owl]

show me femboy shakers

[sullen granite]

I can check my chess.com profile here?

[graceful lintel]

Nooooooooo

[slate owl]

send em pics

[upbeat viper]

gotta connect

[worn ice]

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[slate owl]

that's crazy

[nocturne elk]

Negotiation 100

[slate owl]

[tawdry sluice]

i beat vsc by zobros gg!!

[slate owl]

stop reposting

we dont care or do we

[cobalt plover]

Is this Geometry dash

[tawdry sluice]

it is kinda my thing now

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/please-help-28?page=1

[tawdry sluice]

delete it

[slate owl]

break her leg now she disabled

[nimble niche]

is this real?

club settings

[slate owl]

no

[grim edge]

Good morning everyone

[slate owl]

hai

[grim edge]

How's it going

What's a cleo

[severe oxide]

the plug is NOT hitting me back

[grim edge]

I'm sorry- what kind of plug o.o

[severe oxide]

the plug

[supple imp]

183 cm

Wbu

You should've prepared better lil bro

[elfin pebble]

Just play and grind

[supple imp]

I hope you lose the tourney

Dawgggg💀💀💀

[elfin pebble]

💀

[supple imp]

That's garbage

Sure you did

[elfin pebble]

[supple imp]

This is in the top 5 excuses low rated players give for beingblow rated

That's crazy

[elfin pebble]

Dude u cant be on this sever

[supple imp]

Ok now I have the option to get you both banned

I'm 1900 lil bro don't waste my time

They're too shit to be underdogs

[elfin pebble]

Bound to happen

[supple imp]

Why would I be if I beat 2ks on a regular basis

I can play blind and beat you

Yo that's crazy if you don't stop bothering me you'll get banned

[elfin pebble]

Oh how the tables have turned

[supple imp]

Bro I didn't ask

[grim edge]

How do I gain image perms?

[supple imp]

Great life story

[safe fable]

wassupppppp

[elfin pebble]

Bros villain era

[supple imp]

Ok cool

[grim edge]

Damn I just want someone to review my options rn

Thats why I wanted image perms

[supple imp]

<@&745328830649991179> @grim edge said he was 11 I have ss for proof

[elfin pebble]

Did u no life chess all day bro??

[fresh wind]

hardly weird, if you're under 13 you can't be in the server

[supple imp]

Bro your 11 learn what algebra is then come back

[fresh wind]

it's against Discord ToS

[fresh wind]

more than just them saying "I'm 11"?

[elfin pebble]

🧢

🧢

[supple imp]

Not but it doesn't even matter since if you report the message discord will ban their account

[elfin pebble]

Dude u can get them banned from just the sever why go all the way to discord

He can just make another one

[fresh wind]

Sorry @grim edge but if you're underage, you can't be here

[supple imp]

x² -(4)-(7+5)(9-5) = (x-5)(x+4)

[supple imp]

He annoyed me

[upbeat viper]

[fresh wind]

lying about your age is just as bad

[supple imp]

No they can't cause it bans IP

[lucid silo]

I’m new to chess, do you guys have any advice ? pls

[fresh wind]

too late

[honest drift]

Wassup fellow stuck at 699 players

[supple imp]

I think it only bans ip if you get banned from a server

Or it does something else

Cause if you're banned on as server you can't join it with an alt

[dusk fulcrum]

Do you guys have any advise, how to beat a 1400 elo player , I am 1100 btw

nice

[supple imp]

Really? Cause ik for a fact you can't join a server that you're banned from with an alt

[echo kestrel]

I'M PLAYING MOE

[drowsy crest]

hello lovely people

[supple imp]

Sounds like cap

[fresh wind]

he's been timed out

[supple imp]

Damn

[drowsy crest]

Hello my dearest rinqed

[fresh wind]

But a long one

[supple imp]

I'll report the message and see if discord will ban him

[undone fable]

what is the weirdest opening?

[dusk fulcrum]

bird

[supple imp]

Bro tried to provoke me to play against him

If I got a euro for every under 1500 who did that I'd be a millionaire

Doesn't excuse the fact he was annoying me

[echo kestrel]

Duras

[supple imp]

Nah

Cool

[undone fable]

ok

[tulip lichen]

bro what

I can't open discord bro

[dusk fulcrum]

how do you right then

[supple imp]

That's just a skill issue by him

[tulip lichen]

Diff device no shit

[wheat fox]

anybody chess?

[dusk fulcrum]

write

is t defenetly no rickroll right?

[honest drift]

Easy just dont, your life will improve!

[supple imp]

Good attempt

Bro the 11 yo messaged me in dms

[tulip lichen]

Can't contact my family bro

Nvm I'm on discord

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-gif-20131839

[supple imp]

He started bragging about his 'greater' school system cause I'm apparently American

[honest drift]

Bruh you contact family from discord?

[tulip lichen]

No

[supple imp]

I'm not even from that continent

@fresh wind kreo is harassing me in my dms

[limber lantern]

just block him if he's that harming to you

that simple

[supple imp]

No I want him banned

He isn't banned

[karmic salmon]

who ?

[supple imp]

Kreo

[limber lantern]

kreo

[karmic salmon]

asked

[supple imp]

Ye they timed him out

Even though he's 11

He insulted my intellect (he's 11 and 600) cause he thinks I'm american

[karmic salmon]

are you american tho ?

[supple imp]

No

[karmic salmon]

where are you from ?

[tropic plaza]

You can report him for underage

[karmic salmon]

@supple imp

[supple imp]

I live in Germany

[karmic salmon]

i feel sorry for you

[supple imp]

I did

[dusk fulcrum]

Guten Tag mein freund ich auch

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[supple imp]

Well you kinda just said somewhere in Europe lol

[limber lantern]

yoo Deutschland ist sehr schön
(translation Germany is very beautiful)

[supple imp]

When

[dusk fulcrum]

ja

[regal chasm]

Any beginner out here to play with me

[cobalt plover]

Guten Morgen Sonnenschein

[supple imp]

Das ist toll

[next swallow]

anyone up for a unrated chess game

[nocturne elk]

LOL

[supple imp]

Ist ok aber ich glaube, dass die Niederland schöner ist

[cobalt plover]

Im free

[regal chasm]

Here

[echo kestrel]

Yay

[upbeat viper]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[supple imp]

Bro the 11 yo is saying americans or dumb cause they begin school at 8 am 💀💀

[next swallow]

bro who will I choose

[supple imp]

Instead of 5:45 like him

[upbeat viper]

ah

thought it was for lang

[severe oxide]

i start school at 8:30

[supple imp]

I said that studies have shown that 10 am is actually better for schools to start

[gentle steppe]

Its dumb that they have to pledge to the flag EVERY MORNING

[severe oxide]

going to my friends house rn yipeee

[limber lantern]

Ich war nicht in den Niederlanden
(translation: I haven't been to the Netherlands)

[supple imp]

Now he's saying how come they have a low iq then 💀💀💀

Bro wait until he finds out Nepal has the lowest iq

[cobalt plover]

Borderline racism

[dusk fulcrum]

yea i have lerned this today, that you guys have this

[gentle steppe]

?????????????????????? i just saw a video of a teacher forcing a kid to pledge

that was a high school

[dusk fulcrum]

hahaha

[gentle steppe]

i mean here we have to stand up

[chilly condor]

word

[limber lantern]

I used to be in the US, however, I moved to Germany and I prefer it here. And where I'm at I see a couple of people not stand everyday. (still the US flag in a base)

[elfin pebble]

Bro 💀 I am american idk what to say to this

[gentle steppe]

dam i hope u dont say this near a patriot

[supple imp]

Bro he's still yapping it's so funny

[gentle steppe]

who

[limber lantern]

Probably Kreo

[supple imp]

He isn't even replying to my arguments, he's saying something completely different

[dusk fulcrum]

Germany is the best place to live on earth

[supple imp]

The 11 yo

[gentle steppe]

who the hell is kreo

[grim edge]

:3

[gentle steppe]

on discord??

[limber lantern]

yes

[chilly condor]

word

[gentle steppe]

dam

[dusk fulcrum]

🫡

[supple imp]

Ye

[limber lantern]

I've been all over the US and parts of Germany but yeah I like it here, Montana and Alaska are nice, but I think Germany outranks them just a bit

[gentle steppe]

why the hell do u still have the role called gif master

[supple imp]

Some 11 yo 600 elo rated player that tried to challenge me to a 1v1 by provoking me

I wouldn't even care that he's 11, he just annoyed me too much

[gentle steppe]

thats smthing id do and i am 13

[grim edge]

im better

[gentle steppe]

ya who knows

[grim edge]

nk is 11 btw he told me in dms a while back

[gentle steppe]

?????

[supple imp]

Wait haven't you been here way longer than a year

That's very sus NK

[gentle steppe]

and ur 10 u also told me that the same day

[inland kraken]

🥱

[gentle steppe]

no?

[karmic bane]

So many kids on there. It’s crazy

[glass carbon]

@upbeat viper

[inland kraken]

chess is a kid game

[grim edge]

yeah

[gentle steppe]

i did ?

[grim edge]

several people have seen me, nobody has seen you nk

[gentle steppe]

oh

[supple imp]

I actually had a discord account when I was still underaged but as long as you don't annoy people it's fine

[gentle steppe]

ik i am not gona show my face to anyone here

[grim edge]

wont be 🫶

[upbeat viper]

[karmic bane]

You need to rephrase your comment.

[supple imp]

Cya, have fun (you won't)

[raven dock]

you are a kid

[gentle steppe]

i do to

[supple imp]

Same

[inland kraken]

how

[upbeat viper]

have a good day too !

[supple imp]

It's so boring

[upbeat viper]

or night

[grim edge]

edgy ahh mfos

[upbeat viper]

idk

[grim edge]

hi bastman

[viral epoch]

Yo chat

[gentle steppe]

@upbeat viper ans my question

[supple imp]

Bro the 11 yo is still typing

[grim edge]

MITZIII

[karmic bane]

It makes no sense. History argues otherwise

[supple imp]

He's frantically trying to find an argument

[viral epoch]

Duckduckgo

[gentle steppe]

god i hate this place

[upbeat viper]

because of bast bonk

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[tulip lichen]

Bro I'm not waiting 1 year to use discord again on my computer

[inland kraken]

💀

[karmic bane]

Exactly my point

[viral epoch]

Cmere Ducky how you doing

[tropic plaza]

Rawr

[grim edge]

am fine, currently on the bus

[supple imp]

Whismy NK beef? Lore please?

[quaint cape]

Hello fellow lichess players

[gentle steppe]

alr ima create one for u will u give me a special role

[viral epoch]

I was on the bus

[inland kraken]

lichess 😴

[grim edge]

im duck, whismy's #1 fan

[upbeat viper]

nah

[viral epoch]

Bus rides are not like they used to...

[tulip lichen]

Wrong server bro

[grim edge]

D:

[quaint cape]

wait fr?

[gentle steppe]

then why him? but i dont care ur my book store

[viral epoch]

Tediously long, crammed and colddd

[upbeat viper]

cuz it was a request

[tulip lichen]

No this is a gym server

[grim edge]

can't honkkkk mimimimi?

[gentle steppe]

he basicallly hates me and i hate him more

[quaint cape]

oh I see
My bad , cya it was nice talking to u I'll leave now

[tulip lichen]

it's the chess.com server no shit

[viral epoch]

New school is horrific

[upbeat viper]

[gentle steppe]

ok i also request

[upbeat viper]

chess here

[upbeat viper]

it was my request

[quaint cape]

don't cry

There's nothing we can do

[viral epoch]

Whaaaarr

[gentle steppe]

oh so request to me

[grim edge]

eep

[upbeat viper]

I have no gif needs

[supple imp]

That's sufficient amount of lore

[viral epoch]

I can eep yes but

p e o p l e

[grim edge]

i hate hoomans

[gentle steppe]

i really can say that ur a racist but i wont

[upbeat viper]

[gentle steppe]

ya

[supple imp]

Mate the 11 yo keeps getting dumber

[gentle steppe]

i am bored cmon 1v1

[supple imp]

Can discord please ban him already

[cunning pasture]

Well technically anybody can say anything

[upbeat viper]

nah

coding

[gentle steppe]

oh i meant real life

[upbeat viper]

[karmic bane]

What language?

[upbeat viper]

C

[karmic bane]

C++?

[upbeat viper]

C

[karmic bane]

Nice.

[gentle steppe]

wouldnt be a problem i already have ur address

[upbeat viper]

[karmic bane]

Doing a little bit of python myself. Can’t understand nothing. But I’m getting a hang of it

[supple imp]

C is basically a harder version of C++ because C is closer to binary code, right?

[gentle steppe]

wait ima talk in french

[gentle steppe]

bonjour idiot

[next swallow]

bonjour

[gentle steppe]

oui oui

[upbeat viper]

yeah, less high level features

C++ is just C evolved

[gentle steppe]

binary is basically 10101010101011001000011111101010101

[upbeat viper]

with OOP

templates

many many libs

polymorphism

stuff like that

[karmic bane]

Yeah C++ is just C evolved

[supple imp]

Everyone should know what binary is

[karmic bane]

C language seems to be more suitable for low-level programming applications, and it is also a foundational language for beginners, whereas C++ is an extension

[gentle steppe]

i dont

[karmic bane]

Go back to 1st grade

[supple imp]

Not how to code it but just know what it is

[upbeat viper]

with C you understand everything you do with your memory

that's it

:')

[elfin pebble]

or

[tulip lichen]

turns out my clock was messed up

[supple imp]

Ne2#

[elfin pebble]

[supple imp]

Can someone please ban this 11 yo already

It's like talking to someone smoking the good stuff

[next swallow]

dead chat

[inland kraken]

just beat a 1680 😎

[grim edge]

Noice

[graceful lintel]

Solid 4 mins of silence

[elfin pebble]

School

[tulip lichen]

bro

@grim edge father if i become a legend will I become the favorite child

[graceful lintel]

No

[tulip lichen]

😭

[tulip lichen]

why do you identify as sodium hydroxide

[graceful lintel]

Bc of the government

[tulip lichen]

fr

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[tulip lichen]

im 800

[graceful lintel]

Noice

Wanna play blitz?

[tulip lichen]

yes

unrated

[graceful lintel]

Ohk my username "icarwi" send invite in app

[tulip lichen]

north korean

is bro living in kims basement

[glossy radish]

hi

[fleet sigil]

bro had that north korea vpn on

[ancient zodiac]

Hey

Good evening, Can I ask something?

What's the difference between Has been and Had been?

[glossy radish]

uhh

one is incorrect i believe

they both imply the same thing

[native prawn]

tomorrow is my birthday

[glossy radish]

wait no i lied

[native prawn]

has been: present perfect
had been: past perfect

[supple imp]

Just use whichever one feels right

English people don't even know what the difference is

[severe oxide]

i’m consuming insane amount of drugs rn

[supple imp]

Which kind?

[glossy radish]

me too

[supple imp]

And how many is an insane amount

[ancient zodiac]

THANK YOU SO MUCH! I hope you'll find your destiny someday

[glossy radish]

[supple imp]

Has been is the form used with a third person singular subject (including the pronouns she, he, and it—but not singular they). Have been is the form used with any other subject (including the pronouns I, we, and they). Had been is the past perfect form of be and is used regardless of the subject.

[fleet sigil]

tf

[supple imp]

I just searched up the question that's the result

Cause Google is free

Idk why that wasn't his first thought

[fleet sigil]

google doesn't exist

[ancient zodiac]

I appreciate your help, I'm just confused.

[cobalt plover]

When you want to say something that happened before a past event

[ancient zodiac]

I'm sorry

[supple imp]

Fr did I say Google? I meant bing

[glossy radish]

._.

[cobalt plover]

I had brushed my teeth before I went to bed

[supple imp]

What are you confused about

[fleet sigil]

real

[supple imp]

No need to be sorry

[fleet sigil]

I had used my fingers before I went to bed

[ancient zodiac]

I understand the content more when someone explained it to me

[cobalt plover]

I play the piano too

[supple imp]

What does that even mean mate

[digital phoenix]

boutta drop the bomb

[fleet sigil]

nothing

[supple imp]

That's like saying I had used my heart before going to bed

[peak plank]

What is that

[digital phoenix]

oui oui baguette

[supple imp]

Ok, have you understood it now or do you need more help?

[cobalt plover]

Croissant

[supple imp]

Oh the frenchman is here

[fleet sigil]

french and bread

[cobalt plover]

J‘aime des baguettes

[graceful lintel]

!eng or

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[supple imp]

Je suis un baguettes

[fleet sigil]

🤓

[cobalt plover]

Damn

[supple imp]

Fr

[graceful lintel]

[cobalt plover]

[cobalt plover]

I am connected

[peak plank]

yay

[glossy radish]

oui oui baggetuetegueif

@upbeat viper 👀

[graceful lintel]

Lets go

[grim edge]

Noice

[cobalt plover]

[grim edge]

Dats pretty cool

[cobalt plover]

When’s the GM title giveaway

[grim edge]

It's at Joe's

[cobalt plover]

Joe who

[drowsy crest]

[grim edge]

Joe MAMA

[cobalt plover]

[grim edge]

[wheat fox]

anybody chess?

[severe oxide]

the plug has not returned my messages

[grim edge]

Any chess.com staff i can contact?

[digital phoenix]

email [e-mail]

[severe oxide]

[e-mail]

[grim edge]

on this discord server

not a mail they take way too long

[digital phoenix]

wait duh

[severe oxide]

have patience

[grim edge]

thats just long

[digital phoenix]

no ones problem that ur impatient

[grim edge]

ok stop making a scene i just need a staff mayne

[digital phoenix]

what could possibly be so urgent

[glossy radish]

patience is key

[glossy radish]

@upbeat viper this bozo needs ya

[grim edge]

Who u calling a bozo lmfao have u seen urself?

[glossy radish]

sorry i don’t speak english

[grim edge]

lmao pooron

[glossy radish]

<@&745328830649991179>

[peak plank]

Bast isnt staff, V

[grim edge]

mald and cry

[glossy radish]

he could still help

[tulip lichen]

he isn't gonna understand you💀

[glossy radish]

he could contact one okay?

[tulip lichen]

if he's an actual french dude he aint understanding that

[peak plank]

Editing ur message doesnt do anything smh

[digital phoenix]

we need a mod to tell this person to email [e-mail]

[tulip lichen]

bro do you mean moron?

[grim edge]

nop

[digital phoenix]

do u record ur screen constantly what a weirdo

[glossy radish]

wait how

[grim edge]

fed

[severe oxide]

are you in com?

[peak plank]

Record last 30 seconds button

[grim edge]

which com r u refering to

[tulip lichen]

pixel had it on camera💀

[severe oxide]

so that’s a yes lmao, i’ve never seen a non com person say pooron

[glossy radish]

pixie okay. i’m sorry i change my mind. w mac users

[grim edge]

used to yh ex doxbin staff

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[severe oxide]

Damn nice

[tulip lichen]

what's com

[grim edge]

a place u dont wanna go

[severe oxide]

difficult to explain

[severe oxide]

insanely true

[tulip lichen]

yeah could.ve figured that out

[drowsy crest]

its in windows too i think

[tulip lichen]

your name REALLY makes sense bro

[grim edge]

simple explanation discord vanity names avoid it

[glossy radish]

ion see it

[severe oxide]

I used to pull tiktok veris 💀

[tulip lichen]

@glossy radish how many sit ups do you do

[grim edge]

I quit com ages ago icba with it, i stopped staffing at an online hacking forum

[drowsy crest]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=record+last+30+seconds+in+windows

[glossy radish]

why

[tulip lichen]

scientific purposes

[severe oxide]

Who was the fish guy that bought doxbin for a bit then sold it back to kaytee and brenton?

[glossy radish]

i’m not sharing that

[severe oxide]

that guy was goofy

[tulip lichen]

bro

[grim edge]

white

[tulip lichen]

i'm tryna figure out how you're built

[grim edge]

kt sold it for 100k to operator after

[glossy radish]

what for

[tulip lichen]

uhh

[severe oxide]

yeah 💀

[drowsy crest]

I know why 💀

[tulip lichen]

scientific purposes

[glossy radish]

no i’m not telling

[tulip lichen]

nvm im just bored

[worthy flume]

how tf isnt that brilliant

[glossy radish]

unless you provide a good reason

[tulip lichen]

good reason: i'm just bored bro

[severe oxide]

Kinda wild to see a com person in chess.com discord

[glossy radish]

basic attack

[glossy radish]

around 20

[worthy flume]

but thats sacrifice

[tulip lichen]

how old are you

[long mason]

I REACHED 800

[glossy radish]

basicccc

[glossy radish]

13

[tulip lichen]

@peak plank pixie this dude is tryna impersonate you

[midnight fjord]

Noobs

[glossy radish]

they’re not

[tulip lichen]

yeah ik bro it's a joke

[long mason]

No this random guy told me to use this nickname

[glossy radish]

hi elliot. beat up any players recently?

[long mason]

And in trade he give me lessson

[midnight fjord]

No

[digital phoenix]

its a racial slur u put as ur nickname

[long mason]

Wtf

[midnight fjord]

I don’t play chess

[long mason]

Slur against who?

[tulip lichen]

sarcasm

[glossy radish]

i never specified chess

[digital phoenix]

the world

[peak plank]

nah hes not

[long mason]

Bruh

[midnight fjord]

Well then yes

[digital phoenix]

pixel> is a slur pinging mods now

[tulip lichen]

ik bro it's a joke

[long mason]

It was u

[peak plank]

im busy rn

[long mason]

Same

[peak plank]

when can you be online?

[long mason]

I just beat a 895

[long mason]

I'm rlly busy this weekend

[midnight fjord]

Is that good or

[long mason]

I'm a 800

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-mod-miguel-gato-cat-gif-22365379

[long mason]

As of today

[midnight fjord]

How do people stay below 1000

[glossy radish]

I FOUND THE GIF

[midnight fjord]

I don’t get it

[glossy radish]

we don’t spend our lives playing chess

[midnight fjord]

I never was below 1200

[glossy radish]

some of us start slower

[midnight fjord]

When I started playing chess in 1 week I was 1200 when I created my cc account

[long mason]

IM CLIMBING

[midnight fjord]

That’s not my point

How can you be stuck for one month+ below 1000

[glossy radish]

we aren’t naturally skilled like you elliot

[drowsy crest]

I was 1100 at day 26 does this mean I will never be IM

[honest drift]

I started at 1100 myself

[glossy radish]

i’ve been for like, 6 years. i never played or studied enough

[long mason]

U can

U just have to be better than u once were

[midnight fjord]

But if people are working for improvement they legit have to get over 1k in 2-3 weeks

[digital phoenix]

i was hardstuck sub 1k when i was one year old

[midnight fjord]

Otherwise they just play without thinking like it’s a video game

[glossy radish]

some of us just play for fun. we don’t wish to improve and to just enjoy the game

[drowsy crest]

elliot speaking facts

[severe oxide]

i could be a GM tmr if i wanted too

[honest drift]

Lol

[glossy radish]

realo. i believe in u

[midnight fjord]

How can you have fun being sub 1k

Be honest

[severe oxide]

i just don’t really feel like it tho

[glossy radish]

you still get the experience

[glossy radish]

yeah me neither

[honest drift]

Oh its 2 people

[severe oxide]

How can u have fun playing as ahigh level player, chess is chess. stupid question.

[midnight fjord]

?

[glossy radish]

i play for the experience. i like learning people’s play styles and how they think

[midnight fjord]

You have fun when you actually know what you are doing

[severe oxide]

People play chess and have fun. rating doesn’t matter,.

[midnight fjord]

Not just moving pieces randomly 1 by 1

[glossy radish]

we’re learning elliot

[midnight fjord]

Chess isn’t some dumb video game

[glossy radish]

it doesn’t have to be taken seriously

[midnight fjord]

[severe oxide]

Everyone starts somewhere idiot. Everyone was once a beginner. Some just don’t care and have a bit of fun. you are looking like a real jackass rn

[midnight fjord]

Alright then have fun being stuck in sub 1k and not improve

[drowsy crest]

nah just means I am at a slow pace compared to IMs which means that even being a GM is nothing more than a delusion

[glossy radish]

thank you

good luck in chess elliot

[honest drift]

Maybe you just didnt give chess a shot yet

[midnight fjord]

I didn’t ask for your opinion I was talking to the other guy

[drowsy crest]

Yo elliot ddifferentiated 💀

[glossy radish]

elliot, wym

[midnight fjord]

My chess is fine don’t worry

[glossy radish]

okay then. have fun

[midnight fjord]

Im not even playing chess these days except irl with a friend

[severe oxide]

I don’t give a shit. This is a public message board and i can join any convo i want.

[drowsy crest]

if I got 1k after 3 weeks of chess does it mean I am slower pacedd than you and that thinking of being a GM is a delusion

[midnight fjord]

One more block yoo 😋

[honest drift]

I literally saw you playing on lichess broadcast lol like a few days ago

[digital phoenix]

brilliants are fake.

[glossy radish]

damn i thought elliot was nice

[drowsy crest]

not wrong tho

[midnight fjord]

Yeah surely

[severe oxide]

I used to think u were kinda cool but ur acting like a nerd

[drowsy crest]

[glossy radish]

apparently all im’s are just quackery

[honest drift]

Wanna play bullet then?

[glossy radish]

ims suck thank you elliot

[drowsy crest]

I have seen some humble ones dont say that :<

[midnight fjord]

3weeks for 1k is fine bro, as long as you are improving it doesn’t matter

[tulip lichen]

his name is michael he stole from the cat food storage

[glossy radish]

one is enough to change my mind

[digital phoenix]

IM lasanga

[tulip lichen]

@glossy radish btw bro i'm 13 too i'm just bored

[drowsy crest]

yeah on week 4 rn 1200 really close to it

[glossy radish]

now i gotta think

[digital phoenix]

im sounds so weird imagine saying im an im

[glossy radish]

oh okay

[honest drift]

Use caps

[drowsy crest]

I am him

[glossy radish]

i am an i am

[drowsy crest]

@digital phoenix you got diamond?

[digital phoenix]

nope

[sterile tusk]

im peaking again letz goo

[digital phoenix]

my 6 months ran out sad

[drowsy crest]

you got diamond?

[glossy radish]

you need a free review?

[sterile tusk]

sadly no

[drowsy crest]

yeah

[severe oxide]

i got plat

[glossy radish]

i don’t use my daily ones

[sterile tusk]

im too poor

[drowsy crest]

mind reviewing https://www.chess.com/game/live/91546237949

[worn ice]

ItsMeExpert (1146) vs. chess_abcd (1153)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Nf3 dxe4 3. Ng5 Bf5 4. d3 exd3 5. Bxd3 Bxd3 6. cxd3 Nf6 7. Qb3 e6 8. Qxb7 Nbd7 9. Qc6 Bd6 10. Ne4 Nxe4 11. dxe4 O-O 12. O-O Ne5 13. Qc3 h6 14. Rd1 Ng4 15. Bf4 Bxf4 16. Rxd8 Raxd8 17. Na3 Bxh2+ 18. Kf1 Be5 19. Qf3 Nf6 20. Nc4 Bd4 21. Rd1 Bb6 22. Rxd8 Rxd8 23. e5 Nd5 24. Qe4 a5 25. g3 Ne7 26. Qb7 Rd1+ 27. Ke2 Rc1 28. Nxb6 Rc2+ 29. Kd1 Rxb2 30. Qxc7 Nf5 31. Qd8+ Kh7 32. Nc4 Rxf2 33. Qd3 h5 34. Ne3 Rf3 35. Qe2 Rxe3 36. Qxh5+ Kg8 37. g4 Nd4 38. Qg5 Rd3+ 39. Kc1 Nf3 40. Qf4 Nh4 41. Qa4 Rd5 42. Qe8+ Kh7 43. Qxf7 Ng6 44. Qxe6 Rxe5 45. Qd6 Re1+ 46. Kd2 Ra1 47. Qd5 Rg1 48. Qh5+ Kg8 49. Qxg6 Rg2+ 50. Kc3 Rxa2 51. g5 Ra3+ 52. Kb2 Rh3 53. Qe6+ 

[glossy radish]

actually incho go do it

[midnight fjord]

@drowsy crest send it over

[drowsy crest]

did

[glossy radish]

nvm elliot is still here. time to leave this shitty place

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[sterile tusk]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/91547932877 pls also review this one

[worn ice]

Webbix7 (1940) vs. Mbidoumbeguere98 (1915)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 c6 4. e4 d6 5. Nf3 Bg7 6. Be3 Qa5 7. e5 Ne4 8. Qc2 Nxc3 9. Qxc3 Qxc3+ 10. bxc3 Bg4 11. exd6 Bxf3 12. gxf3 exd6 13. Rb1 b6 14. Bg2 Nd7 15. f4 Rc8 16. Ke2 O-O 17. Kd3 f5 18. a4 Nf6 19. h3 Rfe8 20. a5 bxa5 21. Ra1 c5 22. Rxa5 Ne4 23. Rxa7 Rb8 24. Bxe4 fxe4+ 25. Kc2 Rb6 26. dxc5 dxc5 27. Bxc5 Rc6 28. Be3 Rxc4 29. Kb1 Rxc3 30. Rxg7+ Kxg7 31. Bd4+ Kh6 32. Bxc3 Rf8 33. Bd2 Kg7 34. Re1 Re8 35. Kc2 Kf6 36. Ra1 h5 37. Ra6+ Kf5 38. Bc3 Kxf4 39. Rxg6 Rf8 40. Bd2+ Kf3 41. Be3 Rf5 42. Kd2 Rd5+ 43. Ke1 h4 44. Rg4 Rh5 45. Kf1 Rf5 46. Rxh4 Rf7 47. Rg4 Rf5 48. Rg3# 

[drowsy crest]

don't be rude now 😭

[midnight fjord]

I’m too laggy lol

[glossy radish]

bye everybodyyyy be safe

[midnight fjord]

Doesnt work

[severe oxide]

done

[drowsy crest]

bruh

[graceful lintel]

Why so hate to Elliot?💀

[drowsy crest]

aight thanks

[glossy radish]

i wasn’t the one to be mean first. he was being rude

[severe oxide]

elliot blocked me the loser lmao

[graceful lintel]

What did he said?

[drowsy crest]

"an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" -random guys at a club

[glossy radish]

^^^

[midnight fjord]

I think they are just mad that I told them to have fun not improving

[graceful lintel]

Dem

[glossy radish]

@graceful lintel

[honest drift]

He isnt wrong though

[glossy radish]

i’m not mad though? he started insulting me

[random drum]

Why he is coming online? He's not even playing OTB or Online chess(Maybe he is playing from a fake account or idk)