💬〡general-off-topic

[tepid relic]

don't worry about him
he is just delusional

[primal shore]

Stop making random stuff up claiming an opening is trash 💀

[grim edge]

how does it get this bad

[fiery yarrow]

that's a threesome

[dreamy siren]

@lean bolt Please get in here. People are believing that carls botvinik caro isn't refuted

[grim edge]

not lichess

probably li chess

[crimson shadow]

where are memes

[fiery yarrow]

lices?

[primal shore]

Mate they aren't even rated 500

[dreamy siren]

Are you joking?

[primal shore]

I ain't gonna let a sub 500 tell me about an opening

[tepid relic]

indirect is like 2500

[dreamy siren]

He put that on his profile as a troll

[primal shore]

Oh wait nvm

[sand rose]

yo yo yo yo yoooo

[primal shore]

Silly fake profile

[manic nova]

Carl's botvinik, as in the c5 move in advance caro?

[dreamy siren]

Yes

[manic nova]

any place to read that it's refuted?

[primal shore]

Regardless, no title no valid opinion on weather such an opening that obviously isn't refuted, is

Grandmasters play it and obviously wouldn't if there was such a big flaw

Known or not a flaw so big would be noticed

[crimson shadow]

what is the pride pawn role

[primal shore]

Not only debunking your claim of it being refuted but also debunking your claim the caro is passive

[tepid relic]

tbf GMs have played e4 e5 Nf3 Nf6 Nxe5 d5

[primal shore]

Those are silly games before enginea

[dreamy siren]

Right like I said GMs play bad openings at times

[tepid relic]

nope

[tepid relic]

granted they play caro more often then the trash i just mentioned

[fossil epoch]

there are many really wild opening lines, some even pretty recent

[cloud garnet]

BACK at 987

2 games

[tepid relic]

jobava played it in 2022

[crimson shadow]

What Is The Pride Pawn Role?

[primal shore]

Even so magnus carlson has played it in a classical game before

Your claim is ridiculous

[cloud garnet]

new record

[tepid relic]

gay chess? idk

[dreamy siren]

He's played a lot of bad openings though

He's magnus he can win with garbage openings

[crimson shadow]

queen and king together i guess

[primal shore]

Not typically in classical games

[crimson shadow]

king and king

[cloud garnet]

If I lose again

[crimson shadow]

Holy gay chess worth it 2 lives

yep im joining

[primal shore]

Only extremely dumb opening he's played in classical otb was the bongcloud

[crimson shadow]

how to join it

[cloud garnet]

2 games to 1000

🥹

I already broke like 3 of my elo records

lost won won lost

3000 elo

jk

[bright prairie]

I believe in Kirby supremacy

i Kirby we believe

[tepid relic]

tbh it's pointless to argue with starky
he is like a brick wall

[crimson shadow]

no use /trust

[dreamy siren]

Well @primal shore you can ask @lean bolt if you can see the file if you want cause I'm not gonna share it cause he shared it with me confidentially so it'd be immoral for me to share it with others without his permission so you can ask him then maybe he'll let you see it but no guarantee

[cloud garnet]

@grim edgesorry for trolling

[bright prairie]

How to be the king in real life and have a harem?

[cloud garnet]

If I get to 1k Im gonna run 3 KM

[crimson shadow]

military power --> you know what goes next

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge /trust

[bright prairie]

Females

[crimson shadow]

no you use them to force yourself in

[bright prairie]

Force myself in what

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge

[crimson shadow]

/trust

[primal shore]

Mate I've had Chessbase 17 running on deep analysis for half an hour and the result hasn't changed and your only source for denying irrefutable heaps of evidence is "I have this pdf trust me bro" and "this engine says so"

[cloud garnet]

only you will see the message

[crimson shadow]

You need a account to verify first

[primal shore]

It ain't a thing 💀

[crimson shadow]

Then a bunch of days talking

[cloud garnet]

/trust the process

[crimson shadow]

trusted role!!!11!11

[cloud garnet]

he left the server (jk) good job guys!

really well done! (jk).

[odd aurora]

black

[cloud garnet]

ty I won

[crimson shadow]

whites move first ches racist

[odd aurora]

i mean just look at the big pp structure black has

[crimson shadow]

Dude use /trust, connect your account and do what bot says

[odd aurora]

he is more developed, more pieces are in the center, he has more future attacking ideas

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge connect chess.com to Discord and tyoe /trust

[odd aurora]

white has practically no space and it will be hard for him to reasonably develop

[tepid relic]

where do i post gte?

[cloud garnet]

I like how people lose everything and keep playing and dont resign

[odd aurora]

why do people say don't play the sicilian until 2000?

[tepid relic]

cuz sicil is hard

[odd aurora]

white's position is definitely not resignable but it's bad

[crimson shadow]

i prefer black cause i play defensive

[odd aurora]

play the kings indian

[lament jacinth]

Hi guys

[crimson shadow]

Petition to make a "I prefer to play as white" or "I prefer to play as black" or "I like both colours" role reacting channel

[odd aurora]

I think a strong player should have both colors repertoire

[lament jacinth]

Petition mocked , thrown on the ground and stomped on

[dreamy siren]

Cause they've believed a nonsense line of thinking that sicilian is "too hard" for anyone under 2000 to play which is total nonsense. Chess as a whole is complicated and it's good to get experience in an objectively really good opening that you'll be able to play even when you get to higher levels and won't have to learn something else/have worse results in a less sound opening

[cloud garnet]

so true but bullet doesnt need skill just win on time

[odd aurora]

what elo did u start playing chess at first

[cloud garnet]

hahahahahaha

[dreamy siren]

It's still skill it's just a different skill

[primal shore]

That is entirely stupid and defeats the point of the game

[cloud garnet]

to wuffle better

[primal shore]

Bullet isn't skill till at least 2000

[dreamy siren]

What kind of question is that? Everyone starts as unrated...

[odd aurora]

I mean when you got your provisional rating all said and done

[tepid relic]

you can say that about most time controls

[crimson shadow]

too late i already made the suggestion :(

[cloud garnet]

too late I voted yes

[dreamy siren]

Uh I don't remember lol I've played for many years at this point

[primal shore]

At rapid it's only skill at around 1650 I'd say

[odd aurora]

If a random intermediate player plays the sicilian without any knowledge of the opening whatsoever, do you think they'd be ok?

[primal shore]

And classical is skill after like....1300

[crimson shadow]

i dont see it

Kek

[cloud garnet]

I was joking

[dreamy siren]

Well at first they'd struggle but they'd learn and get more experience and more comfort as they play more and learn more about the lines same as any opening

[crimson shadow]

you are begging for the block for troll arent ya

[naive pike]

why is chess.com so laggy

aaaaaah

[crimson shadow]

are you in mobile

or wireless comection

[cloud garnet]

my vote is Jhon Cena

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-john-cena-gif-18864860

[grim edge]

:3

[naive pike]

no

[odd aurora]

But when you learn an opening: you learn a concept. For example, when someone learns the london system, they learn about opening up files and making batteries with the bishop. The french defense teaches you about certain pawn breaks and whatnot. How can the sicilian teach you any sort of concept besides wasting time learning theory

[lament jacinth]

What's the image supposed to be, IT just looks like a wall

[grim edge]

YOU CANT SEE ME

[timber frigate]

Bello

[cloud garnet]

I dont know I cant see it

[timber frigate]

Randi

[dreamy siren]

Ok, you got to start any opening you play at some point. So what's the problem?

[timber frigate]

Bello

[primal shore]

You learn a concept when you play video games. You learn hand eye coordination. This means you will be able to twerl a baton after you get good at video games

[crimson shadow]

wtf

[odd aurora]

My videogame skills transferred over to tennis due to the improved hand eye coordination

[primal shore]

nah get out of here I can't with this 💀

[odd aurora]

says you

literal braindead take

[primal shore]

The depth perception is completely out of wack from screen to person

[odd aurora]

No it's not. Do you really think improving reaction times and keeping your eyes on moving targets will not improve someone's tennis skills

[normal hatch]

Wrong

If the Sicilian didnt teach anything the ppl wouldn’t recommend it

[grim edge]

thevoicesaregettinglouderthevoicesaregettinglouderthevoicesaregettinglouderthevoicesaregettinglouderthevoicesaregettinglouder

[normal hatch]

Been here longer than you, goof

[primal shore]

That ain't what I'm saying that due to the change in depth it's almost impossible to transfer the skill

[crimson shadow]

no trusted role?

[normal hatch]

Took it off

[crimson shadow]

why tho

[primal shore]

Let's say you are a formula 1 racer and you get into a boat, are you gonna be the best boater in the world? No where close

[normal hatch]

Set a goal for myself and wont connect until I reach it

Bit weird but meh

[crimson shadow]

If you put a backthing idk how to say it in english he can

[odd aurora]

So you're saying a FPS esports pro won't have any skills transferred over if they go to a shooting range?

[primal shore]

The way it controls is different, the way you are good at it is different

[crimson shadow]

if you make it like a car he goes brrrr

[primal shore]

As someone who's a proficient shooter I've seen plenty of people who are grate at fps games and horrible at shooting which ISNT EVEN THAT HARD

You look down a sight

[naive pike]

bro chess.com is buggin

[primal shore]

You see your target in the sight

You pull the trigger

It's not rocket science

It's not extremely applied, where as driving to boating is much more applied

[crimson shadow]

sorry but ima say it
I ain't reading allat.

[odd aurora]

I mean if there's a steering wheel on the boat there is something to be of help to the f1 driver

[primal shore]

Unless it has monster recoil or is extremely long range, it's very easy to shoot a gun

[sleek oriole]

bluds memory leaked

[potent merlin]

@grim edge your new favourite gif?

[crimson shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/26001328

[wooden zenith]

Guys I need to be on my phone more

[grim edge]

german is so silly

[primal shore]

I can pick up a bottle so I can pick up other things easier!!

It's obvious yes, but you can't contribute a specific chess opening to learn a set of skills in chess when it's just practice

[primal shore]

You are such a child

[crimson shadow]

i learn german in duolingo

[grim edge]

chat if i learn chess do i automatically become better at battle and war tactics ???

[crimson shadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/668939882416308274/1132607276650344528/20221006_174036-1.gif

[grim edge]

is that derogatory

[wooden zenith]

Yes

[sleek oriole]

im convinced

[grim edge]

@primal shore im not a child im funny, it's different

[primal shore]

Please use an accurate source to learn a language

[crimson shadow]

bruh what

[primal shore]

Duolingo sucks

[crimson shadow]

ok
But he has my family as hostage

[primal shore]

The German on duolingo is poor at best and don't get me started on the Polish

[grim edge]

Christ thats an ugly voice, whoever recorded that sure has no charisma

[grim edge]

can i learn german off only snappl bottle caps?

[crimson shadow]

english lessons suck too?

[primal shore]

Morphy my cat buddy is a giant

[primal shore]

The ones in English are far far far better then the latter

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086601861999644744/1138822440299012096/ezgif-2-609f899154.gif

the cat from cuh

[crimson shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-infested-server-repost-until-gif-26740120

[primal shore]

cuh??

[grim edge]

blåhaj

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-good-night-gn-tuck-in-shark-gif-8190000643579181094

[crimson shadow]

Der Junge isst der Brot.

(the kid eats the bread)

[primal shore]

sure

[safe fable]

Wassup guys

[crimson shadow]

why you skulled me

[wooden zenith]

Hi Floppa

[fickle rampart]

Levy will be back

[grim edge]

im funny but lucy doesn't think i am help

[arctic hare]

hello who tryna 1v1

[sleek oriole]

tomorrow is my coding midterm, I know like 50%of the stuff i need to know to slove stuff that will be solvable. sleeping is overrated

[crimson shadow]

I'm skull'ing your roles now.

[safe fable]

How are u

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo is the best place to learn languages

[wooden zenith]

I’m doing well hbu

[crimson shadow]

german is easy cause i know english

[arctic hare]

1v1

[crimson shadow]

the pronunciation similar to english

[grim edge]

#Lucy4WNM2024

[faint hazel]

[fickle rampart]

Ooo

[primal shore]

@fickle rampart duolingo sucks

[fickle rampart]

1v1 rust quickscope noscope

[primal shore]

I've seen children teach more fluently

[crimson shadow]

Die Frau trinkst der wasser.

[grim edge]

el gato come el pan

[safe fable]

Actually i watch videos

[fickle rampart]

Ja!

[crimson shadow]

the woman drinks the watter

[fickle rampart]

Sehr Lecker!

[crimson shadow]

i dont know tht

[primal shore]

who tf

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo teaches music now too

[crimson shadow]

buti know this is "yes"

[primal shore]

I need to sit down

[grim edge]

are you guys watching gothamchess

[grim edge]

I need to smoke smth, reality is more of a fantasy than anything i can imagine

[fickle rampart]

Join the cult

[crimson shadow]

You still have to play a chess match.

[crimson shadow]

Ermm... Help me.

[fickle rampart]

Bruh you gotta download it

[grim edge]

walthazarbobalthazar feefiefofalthazar the third

[cloud garnet]

any people who speak Hindi here?

[grim edge]

Thank god i am a caveman who has no access to technology

[primal shore]

Ihy

[crimson shadow]

In my opinion, russian is harder than german, i understand chess better with it.

[grim edge]

it's english

The listening party is over!

[primal shore]

Ik

[grim edge]

Wrong, it should be very delicious

[grim edge]

so do you hate the magical dorito???'

[crimson shadow]

Sehr lecker brot!

[fickle rampart]

Ooo

[crimson shadow]

is there any international chat

[primal shore]

I wish

[crimson shadow]

no access?

[grim edge]

Am i allowed to curse there in my native language?

#🇪🇸〡español

[grim edge]

mfo there is.

[crimson shadow]

What is that chat

wait bye gotta dinner

[primal shore]

There isn't

[grim edge]

Aight thats good

[crimson shadow]

roles cxheck

[grim edge]

LUCY.

[primal shore]

Oh wait it's #1400-1599

[grim edge]

Oh wow i have access to that channel imagine

THERE'S ALL OF THESE

[primal shore]

fake

Fake nues

[grim edge]

😭

news and stop quoting donald j trump

[primal shore]

It's fake nues

[grim edge]

ihysm

[primal shore]

It isnt true

[heavy cosmos]

I just finished studying the ponziani

[grim edge]

HOW IS THIS PINNED

morfi you're famous

[fickle rampart]

Srpski

[primal shore]

@grim edge did you see the mc 1.21 trailer

[grim edge]

e4 c5, frick your ponzi ah opening

omg im friends with a celebrity

[grim edge]

no, should i

[primal shore]

YES???

[grim edge]

Me on my way to call a Serb a bolan (he's gonna stab me):

[final condor]

wtf are these rated players

[primal shore]

Dude we don't need another blakan war

[grim edge]

"minecraft is for virgins" - you lesser than 2 weeks ago

[heavy cosmos]

Why u gotta crush my dreams lime that

[primal shore]

It is smh

[grim edge]

Someone had a sense of humor plus its meant to be a parody of people being disappointed in the announcement that occured today

[final condor]

Balkan

[primal shore]

Fk I mistyped

[grim edge]

oh right cus u play it

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1146198572140871811/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[primal shore]

Bast ily

OMG BAST BUDDY HAS GIANTISM

[grim edge]

Holy shit its a french mf

[final condor]

@grim edge can you destroy

[grim edge]

@primal shore send me trailer

[primal shore]

Go yt

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086601861999644744/1138822440299012096/ezgif-2-609f899154.gif

[grim edge]

what's a yt

[normal hatch]

Normal reaction to seeing a frenchmen

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper listen to "Who shot ya?" by Biggie or no balls

[primal shore]

Ew*

[final condor]

Tu es tragique

[upbeat viper]

noone says that

[fickle rampart]

Sirpski, something like that

[grim edge]

Without the i

[final condor]

Tu est stupide*

[grim edge]

bast go eat a croissant and wear your weird little mustache

[upbeat viper]

wrong grammar

[grim edge]

The r has the function of a vowel in that word

[fickle rampart]

Tu es noob

[upbeat viper]

forgot determinant

[primal shore]

Bast

Bast

[fickle rampart]

Tu es un noob

[upbeat viper]

uh

[primal shore]

Bast

[upbeat viper]

that's better

[final condor]

I’m running on 3 hours of sleep so I really couldn’t give a shit for French

[upbeat viper]

but that's mean

yes Lulu

sup

[primal shore]

Bast buddy has giantism

[fickle rampart]

MY EYES

[upbeat viper]

uh no

it's cat

[primal shore]

He was diagnosed today as giant

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086601861999644744/1138822440299012096/ezgif-2-609f899154.gif

[fickle rampart]

[primal shore]

That mf

[grim edge]

Guys did you know, i am making a poster on racism for my homework

[final condor]

Bast won’t ban hammer this dude

[grim edge]

ITS ANTI RACIST

famous cat from internationally known "cuh??" meme and worldwide internet celebrity buddy is a giant????

[primal shore]

Balkan peace keeping:

[final condor]

My homework is arguing why slavery was viable

[grim edge]

💀

[echo rock]

Lmao

[grim edge]

Economically it wasnt but aight

[final condor]

TLDR it’s economically sound

don’t shoot me yet

[grim edge]

now that ran's not in chat tbh i wish he gets banned soon

[primal shore]

I had to do something where I had to hypothetically give my hypothetical slave a hypothetical punishment because of a hypothetical problem

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[echo rock]

Yes

[fresh depot]

cheeseburger

[upbeat viper]

chill out chat please

[primal shore]

okie dokie

[upbeat viper]

chesss

[primal shore]

[grim edge]

for once lucy isn't the one causing trouble in chat

how atypical

grill*

as in a dad's best friend

[primal shore]

huh

[grim edge]

omg @primal shore will you bbq with me 🫶

[primal shore]

I'm a crafting table

[grim edge]

not yours

[primal shore]

I'm a boy now? Bet

Guess I'm straight

[grim edge]

omg new lucy dlc dropped

[primal shore]

But men are hot too tho

[grim edge]

would lucy be a femboy if man

hot

[echo rock]

Yes hot

Like me

Yea

[grim edge]

Ngl Bastoura as a mod is more useless than me in life, which is a real achievement

[stable mirage]

☕

[primal shore]

Definitely

[grim edge]

fricking americans pronounce either like "aider" 💀

im dumbass

[stable mirage]

omg I love femboys

[grim edge]

but bast is funny and funny good

[echo rock]

Lol

[grim edge]

dms

hey kayden

[primal shore]

Im a femfem

[echo rock]

Hey

[grim edge]

what am i

[primal shore]

Gay

[echo rock]

Lol

[grim edge]

pond

quoting you

[grim edge]

Why did you post a picture of a monkey?

[primal shore]

Zax ily

[grim edge]

on the verge of an identity crisis

lucy:

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-record-cat-gif-21749933

ily back (spins cat)

[grim edge]

I am favoriting this gif, thank you very much sir

[primal shore]

OMG ZAX GUESS WHAT

[grim edge]

No problem my friend

[grim edge]

shock me lmfao

[primal shore]

MY CAT BUDDY WAS DIAGNOSED AS A GIANT TODAY

[grim edge]

To remind you that you did not fall off, listen to "Still DRE"

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086601861999644744/1138822440299012096/ezgif-2-609f899154.gif

[grim edge]

W gentle giant

i am contractually obligated to post the gif every time she says that

[primal shore]

Gentle my ass he's drawn blood from my face literally yesterday

[grim edge]

my response is bread turtle

[primal shore]

Was bleeding for like....Time

[grim edge]

im eating oats right now help my sanity

[stiff sparrow]

anyone else here always do a block for safety on every new game? lol

[grim edge]

your ass is gentle?

[grim edge]

nom nom nom nom

Damn my phone is vibrating harder than Hans Niemann during the match with Magnus

[stiff sparrow]

wdym?

[grim edge]

mgghhh~

nobody saw that

[plush relic]

Halfway to 1700

[grim edge]

idk here is another one good sir

[desert nimbus]

why are these puzzles so insane (3064)
3.5% pass rate

[grim edge]

me fr

[grim edge]

Hey thats me

[cloud garnet]

me searching for 13 elo points.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> Lucy (a_canadian123)

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Rapid: 1501 (1516 peak)
Blitz: 1027 (1033 peak)
Bullet: 1199 (1216 peak)

[primal shore]

sigh

I gotta play more

[primal mirage]

who won

[primal shore]

Haven't played since like August kek

[stiff sparrow]

hi lucy

[grim edge]

chess is for nerds

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> cbzx

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Blitz: 258 (509 peak)

[primal mirage]

who won tourney

[tulip lichen]

if i asked my parents for a skincare routine they would call me gay bro

[grim edge]

I'd agree with your parents on that one

[stable mirage]

well then get your own

[primal mirage]

thats ur problem

i just buy skincare, why would i ask my larents

[upbeat viper]

aaa

[primal mirage]

parents

[primal mirage]

did u win the tourney

[upbeat viper]

draw yesterday

[tulip lichen]

I don't want a skincare routine lil bro it's just an example

[primal mirage]

tuff

[tulip lichen]

wow I just know you have acne

[green jungle]

you can have my skincare routine: a bit of lotion before bed

[upbeat viper]

ripped off draw*

[grim edge]

Lil bro wants bad skin 💀

[tulip lichen]

i wash my face bro💀

[grim edge]

Me too bro 💀

[tulip lichen]

oh ok

[primal mirage]

mahh since when that word not allowed

[grim edge]

Always wash your face y'all, otherwise its gonna be oily and it'll be cringe

[primal mirage]

Y'all bein racist rn nglll,

[grim edge]

Which word?

[primal mirage]

all cuz of the partnership 💀💀

like the men loves men word

[upbeat viper]

nah

[primal mirage]

lgbtq word

[upbeat viper]

you just were being mean smh

idk

[grim edge]

I am gay rn (old english meaning)

[upbeat viper]

tired

[primal mirage]

wait sorry i just snitched

didnt happen

[primal mirage]

agreed, go to bed

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

Snitches get stitches as Slovenes say

[primal mirage]

dammit

[grim edge]

I wont forget that, i never snitched on you lil' bro but you just had to do me like that

[primal mirage]

:((( im so sorry bro, pls forgive. Ive been running 2 40h days this week

like in the last 7 days

[bright prairie]

Hi

[primal mirage]

with like 3h of sleep per 40h

[grim edge]

I forgive you bro 🙏, we bros 4 lyfe

[bright prairie]

Kirbyyyyyyyy

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-default-dance-fortnite-dance-kirby-default-dance-kirby-fortnite-dance-gif-21544382

[primal mirage]

Love you, no homo

[grim edge]

You too, no homo

[bright prairie]

Guys I'm playing clash royale

[primal mirage]

<33

[covert cosmos]

no

[bright prairie]

I play x bow

[covert cosmos]

Bastoura: leaves
The chat:

[bright prairie]

Why his name is rando mod now ? :/

He is my favorite mod. Doofus is second

[grim edge]

This is why i support free education for everyone, otherwise shit like this occurs

How the HELL can you place Doofus second?

[covert cosmos]

jeffery best mod

[bright prairie]

He doesn't talk that much 😦

😔

[grim edge]

He's too busy helping out in #💬〡improvement-talk and being charismatic and funny and wholesome and not judging people 👍

[bright prairie]

If she isn't like that i don't want here

[covert cosmos]

what

[bright prairie]

I wasn't judging people

Yes doofus is charismatic

Doofus Mary me

[covert cosmos]

whh

[bright prairie]

You are a violent person :(. Don't punch Kirby. Give him a hug and some chocolate

[grim edge]

Dont care, you put Doofus below Bastoura, that immediately gave me a shock in the heart, knowing you put my favorite charismatic moderator below another, which i just happen to not like as much. Comparing Bastoura and Doofus is like comparing the average apple to a freshly picked juicy sweet one, there's just no comparison to made because the choice is so obvious.

obvious /j

[bright prairie]

Seems that you want doofus so bad

You're not the only one don't worry

[covert cosmos]

if kirby was mod everyone would get eaten

[odd aurora]

anyone else scared to play when they hit a milestone

[covert cosmos]

so thats why there's nothing in my fridge

[grim edge]

me fr in rapid

[bright prairie]

What Kirby truly deserve

[viral epoch]

Queen got trapped LOLL

LOLLLLØLLL

[bright prairie]

It's princess *

[viral epoch]

Queeeen

[bright prairie]

Check dm

[covert cosmos]

what

[bright prairie]

I'm the official Kirby hater

[fringe yew]

Hello everyone! I am the National Master Emilio Castellanos (Peak 2679 chess.com)

I am recently launching a CHESS COURSE FOR BEGINNERS.

That is why today I want to do a kind of census.

As the title says:

What are you looking for in a chess course for beginners?

All ideas and comments are accepted and taken into account for the course.

The two best comments, with ideas, suggestions, etc. They will have full access to the course.

[grim edge]

ok bro

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/not-reading-allat-gif-11216013967469576578

[bright prairie]

Most beginnings online don't try to become a better player. They Want to gain elo

[covert cosmos]

so the exact same thing

[grim edge]

Simplicity, when i see a chess course meant for beginners, i expect it to be simple, short, not have long lines to learn and i'd expect it puts emphasis on understanding ideas and concepts more

[bright prairie]

Kirby do you hate me? :/ @covert cosmos

[primal mirage]

are you advertising or asking for help lil bro

Jk xD

[covert cosmos]

not yet

[bright prairie]

Bro said lil bro

[primal mirage]

Fr man

Im tired asf, too much hours work past 7 days

[bright prairie]

Bro get some rest

Don't wast your health

[primal mirage]

cant

I have uni exams + 4 times a week part time job till 2am

• colleges + giving chess lessons

[grim edge]

Tough

[primal mirage]

• gotta go to gym + gotta help my friend w his start -up

[covert cosmos]

dont die

[primal mirage]

• gotta play chess myself

[bright prairie]

Don't die

[grim edge]

good luck wonyoung

[primal mirage]

• 6h travel in total to my uni

[bright prairie]

@primal mirage you're definitely Asian

[primal mirage]

3h to uni, 3h back everyday

Thx guys, i appreciate it. AND YES IM ASIAN LMAOOOO

[bright prairie]

That was ez

[primal mirage]

[bright prairie]

Asians are non humans

[final summit]

hey everyone

[primal mirage]

Apparently

[covert cosmos]

no

[bright prairie]

In a good way

[primal mirage]

i never thougyt i could handle this

here we are 💀💀

[grim edge]

hello

[primal mirage]

Hi

[final summit]

heard some1's from asia here!

same here

[primal mirage]

Well i dont live there

[grim edge]

anyone here part of immortal chess forum?

[primal mirage]

But my parents were born there

[final summit]

oh crap, where are you from?

[bright prairie]

You need a phone réparation?

[primal mirage]

netherlands, wbu,

[final summit]

japan

[primal mirage]

Ooo shiii, awesome bro. ngl i wanna go there sometime

[silver bear]

guys i won a match with timeout

i was going to be mate in 1

[odd aurora]

Does anyone know how you can find out average move accuracy?

[final summit]

yeah it's pretty peaceful there, i sadly left 3 years ago to stufy in the uk

[covert cosmos]

buy kirby plush

[primal mirage]

was thinkin abt a travel through japan

[silver bear]

rapid game

[bright prairie]

You can create an only fan account with Kirby videos 💀you have so many videos

[primal mirage]

i will, ill give u pic of it too

[primal mirage]

Oh damnnn

[grim edge]

or atleast anyway to deal with video problem of chessbase reader?

[silver bear]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91484955869?tab=review i feel bad for my oppoennt

[worn ice]

procolarum (1857) vs. furioussnail (1874)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 e6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Bg5 Be7 5. e3 a6 6. Nf3 Nc6 7. cxd5 exd5 8. Bd3 Nb4 9. Bb1 O-O 10. a3 Nc6 11. h3 h6 12. Bxf6 Bxf6 13. O-O Re8 14. Qd3 g6 15. Qd2 Bg7 16. b4 Be6 17. Na4 Qc8 18. Kh2 b6 19. Rc1 Ne7 20. Nxb6 Qb8 21. Nxa8 c5+ 22. g3 c4 23. b5 Qxa8 24. bxa6 Qxa6 25. Qb4 Qc8 26. Ng1 Bd7 27. Bc2 Qc6 28. Rab1 Qf6 29. Kg2 Qg5 30. Qb7 Bf5 31. Bxf5 Qxf5 32. Qc7 Qe4+ 33. Kh2 Nf5 34. Rb7 Rf8 35. Qf4 Qd3 36. Qf3 c3 37. Rc7 Nxd4 38. exd4 Qxf3 39. Nxf3 Re8 40. R7xc3 Re2 41. Kg2 Ra2 42. Ne5 Bxe5 43. dxe5 g5 44. Rd1 Kg7 45. Rxd5 Kg6 46. Ra5 Re2 47. Re3 Rxe3 48. fxe3 Kf5 49. Ra8 Ke4 50. a4 Kxe3 51. a5 Ke4 52. a6 Ke3 53. a7 Ke4 54. Rf8 Kf5 55. Rxf7+ Kg6 56. Rf8 Kh5 57. a8=Q g4 58. hxg4+ Kxg4 59. Qa4+ Kg5 60. Qf4+ Kg6 61. Qf6+ Kh5 

[covert cosmos]

cheese

[bright prairie]

Why

[primal mirage]

ngl uk kinda sucks. But japan korea china if ur broke kinda too ngl

If i got money, im going straight to one of these countries

[final summit]

had to travel with my dad, wasn't my choice

[primal mirage]

And just live there

[bright prairie]

Bro there is so many Indians in this server stop saying uk sucks

[primal mirage]

Dont indians hate uk ppl

they aint supposed to be friends given history 💀💀💀

[bright prairie]

Yeah but most of them would like to live there

[primal mirage]

and i meant uk sucks to live in. well mostly london

Oh lmao

[final summit]

lmao

[primal mirage]

woops

where u from anis

[primal mirage]

shiii

[bright prairie]

Algeria

[final summit]

jumpscare

[silver bear]

i won in 0 secs it was mate in one ;-;

[primal mirage]

o nice

[bright prairie]

Sing something plz

[silver bear]

i feel bad for him

[primal mirage]

sing 💀💀

[bright prairie]

Yes

[stable mirage]

UwU

[covert cosmos]

me too

[primal mirage]

aont no way bro

[bright prairie]

You've got a guitar bro

[primal mirage]

nah my mom

[bright prairie]

No uwu for you. You're bad asf

[primal mirage]

she likes to play guitar and sing old songa sometimes

[grim edge]

news will always be like "america bans wheelchair ramps because they were not in the bible. finland makes ice cream free."

[bright prairie]

Hi duck

[primal mirage]

otherwise no one would click the news

[grim edge]

hi anis

[primal mirage]

damn

[grim edge]

i almost horribly misspelled your name oh god

[primal mirage]

Who won the tourney tofay btw

[stable mirage]

:(

[grim edge]

lichess or chess.com?

[bright prairie]

Today we had a demonstration in Algeria

[grim edge]

owo

[covert cosmos]

bro really asked that on a chess.com server

[bright prairie]

Ligma

[wise sierra]

based

[bright prairie]

Night don't fall

[covert cosmos]

what

[bright prairie]

Wha

[bright prairie]

This server is dead without anitta

[bright prairie]

Nice Logitech keyboard

[covert cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

Chicken

[covert cosmos]

ok

https://tenor.com/view/not-reading-allat-gif-11216013967469576578

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/bills-ugh-gif-9811803164280522639

[primal mirage]

oo nice

[bright prairie]

@covert cosmos btw Kirby what is your dream work

[covert cosmos]

probably musician

idk yet

[bright prairie]

Gl Kirby san

[grim edge]

potat

[solid glen]

o

[grim edge]

NOOOOO

[grim edge]

professional kirby playtester

[covert cosmos]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-nightmare-in-dreamland-whispy-gif-26004291

[hollow yacht]

is this real?

[covert cosmos]

yes

[hollow yacht]

:0

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-discord-revive-gif-21258645

[solid glen]

Can somebody please game review this game?
https://www.chess.com/game/live/91486835321

[worn ice]

M0_MOSAD0 (1562) vs. Bills310 (1541)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 Nc6 3. Nf3 e6 4. Nc3 Nf6 5. e3 Bb4 6. Bd3 dxc4 7. Bxc4 Bxc3+ 8. bxc3 O-O 9. O-O Re8 10. Qc2 Na5 11. Bd3 h6 12. e4 Nd7 13. e5 c5 14. Qe2 cxd4 15. Qe4 Nf8 16. Qg4 dxc3 17. Bxh6 Ng6 18. Bxg6 gxh6 19. Bh5+ Kh7 20. Qe4+ Kg7 21. Qg4+ Kh7 22. Bxf7 Rg8 23. Bxg8+ Qxg8 24. Qa4 b6 25. Qe4+ Kh8 26. Qxa8 Bb7 27. Qxg8+ Kxg8 28. Rfc1 Bxf3 29. gxf3 Nc6 30. Rxc3 Nxe5 31. Re1 Ng6 32. Rxe6 Kf7 33. Rxg6 Kxg6 34. Kf1 Kg5 35. Ke2 Kh4 36. f4 Kg4 37. Ke3 a5 38. Ke4 Kh5 39. Rg3 Kh4 40. f5 b5 41. f6 Kh5 42. f7 Kh4 

[solid glen]

I really wanna know how well this guy played

[grim edge]

how2pull

[covert cosmos]

howtobasic

[grim edge]

sob

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-basic-how-to-basic-lock-how-to-pick-a-lock-pick-a-lock-lock-gif-23630114

[grim edge]

same

crax ily

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

:(

[hollow yacht]

quick question if a person shows as "deleted user" does that mean they blocked me or they just deleted the account?

[grim edge]

account deleted/banned

[covert cosmos]

they deleted the account

[hollow yacht]

ayyyyy duck love u too

[grim edge]

🫂

[covert cosmos]

or they trolled you and pretended their account was banned

[hollow yacht]

hmmmmm

[grim edge]

when u dm a deleted account it gives an error pp sure

[stable mirage]

they played pretty well

[solid glen]

14 ACL?

I have the suspicion he was cheating

[hollow yacht]

m bored

[upbeat viper]

smh

[covert cosmos]

beans

[upbeat viper]

you can't say that from that

[solid glen]

Yeah, he also had 97% acc on chess.com

[upbeat viper]

[solid glen]

I mean, how?

[hollow yacht]

investigate more i guess

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-basic-egg-how-to-basic-egg-how-to-basic-mcdonalds-cheeseburger-how-to-make-a-mcdonalds-cheeseburger-gif-26419050

[upbeat viper]

internet culture

[hollow yacht]

art

[fossil epoch]

average meal in the usa

[solid glen]

he said he made an alt, he joined 9 days ago, then I looked at his last 16 games and he won 15/16 against people rated 1500 on average, which means he can beat a 1500 93% of the time, which equivaltes to around 1950 elo

[grim edge]

Best looking British meal bruv

[solid glen]

so he lied about that I guess

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-goodbye-chat-esmbot-gif-23077908

[cloud garnet]

Gotham Chess lost the tournament

🥹

[grim edge]

:3c

[worn anchor]

Do someone has a good YouTube video on the Catalan ?

[grim edge]

yt video as a way of learning chess lmao

[hollow acorn]

I just got my first brilliant

[grim edge]

how to get perms to stream?

[cloud garnet]

become a streamer

(JK)

type / trust

with / and trust connected

and send

@grim edge

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wildflamefire

This is the Chess.com profile of wildflamefire. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 826 (849 peak)
Blitz: 486 (610 peak)
Bullet: 567 (836 peak)

[grim edge]

Racism is so pathetic

Random, but needed to be addressed eitherway

[stable mirage]

[daring escarp]

[primal shore]

Racism is one of the stupidest human concepts

"Omg you are different I hate you" like tf 💀

Xenophobia is wild

[grim edge]

It is so unbelievably pathetic

[primal shore]

Makes 0 sense

If you have a brain you can't be racist it ain't ain't hard

[grim edge]

I don't know how people can even live with themselves whilst doing that

[primal shore]

Racist = braindead

[grim edge]

I genuinely feel like people are racist because of family/peer-pressure

But that isn't really justifiable

i love having friends who know a lot of people because i can freak out those people

prime example: i wished some who doesn't know me happy birthday with as much detail as including their ipv4 address in the message

[grim edge]

as romanian i must say there's not enough of that towards us

[primal shore]

That's true for politics too

People getting pressured/indoctrinated to just take their families opinion as fact

[grim edge]

i need to start doing more self deprecating humour

[grim edge]

People need to stick up to what they believe in

[upbeat viper]

Smh

[primal shore]

Smh my head

[upbeat viper]

Why is there a racism debate now

[grim edge]

i believe in the abolition of cheese

[upbeat viper]

[primal shore]

Sowwy bast

[grim edge]

hai bast owo

[primal shore]

It's not even a debate we're just saying racism bad

[upbeat viper]

Chess where

[hollow acorn]

I had my first brilliant

[upbeat viper]

Yes it is

[grim edge]

1. e4

[grim edge]

who's with me

[grim edge]

I watched a video about racism in terms of football and it sickened me. So I put out a simple statement on how it is so pathetic

Hope that doesn't bother you

[upbeat viper]

Well we can keep it here

It's a fact

[coral yarrow]

Hi

[upbeat viper]

Everyone agrees

And no need to debate

[grim edge]

fun fact spain is like the most racist western/center european country

[coral yarrow]

I feel yall Are sleeping

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper What are the sum of interor angles in a hexagon

[coral yarrow]

On the truth

[hollow acorn]

As an Spanish I can confirm

[toxic valley]

I got killer pawn but i checkmated with queen

[grim edge]

Could argue Italy

[grim edge]

only one worth debate

[sage summit]

Maybe a little, WUI WUI in there?

[primal shore]

Clearly you've never been to lists Eastern Europe

[viral epoch]

Hello best Bast @upbeat viper Hello Duckduckgo @grim edge Hello Lucy Lukes @primal shore

[primal shore]

Mizu ily

[grim edge]

why did you think I've said western/center europe

[primal shore]

Ik

[grim edge]

mizu ily2

[viral epoch]

Ily2 Lucy

[upbeat viper]

Uuuh 21 ?

[grim edge]

Is the dutch a good opening

[bright prairie]

Oui oui baguette

[viral epoch]

Ily2 Ducky

[upbeat viper]

Hi

[sage summit]

snas?

[primal shore]

My phone case is so old the peaces are falling off and the colour is gone

[upbeat viper]

2π

[grim edge]

pieces*

[grim edge]

where is bro getting pi from ☠️

[upbeat viper]

What

[bright prairie]

What random mod is waffling about

[primal shore]

Heck you

[upbeat viper]

It's true

[grim edge]

also what colours

[upbeat viper]

Use radians

[viral epoch]

Same

[upbeat viper]

Angles be lame

[grim edge]

my favorite pastime is to piss off lucy 🫶

[primal shore]

Freedom of speech I can spell however I like

[viral epoch]

Mine had no color to begin with though

[bright prairie]

Wassup

[toxic valley]

It is 180 + 180

[sage summit]

im hoping white really didn’t think he actually gave him a good fork..

[grim edge]

thats like using imperial

[upbeat viper]

Wdym

[toxic valley]

Because of 2 triangle in hexagon

[grim edge]

nope

[primal shore]

Ew

[upbeat viper]

It's math

[grim edge]

americans;

[upbeat viper]

Radians >>> angles

[primal shore]

Even American institutions use metric kek

[grim edge]

FXCK YEAH

Too much freedom is OBJECTIVELY bad... humans can't be trusted

[primal shore]

Good example of that is communism in history

But enough of that mods no like

If you wanna talk tho my dms wide open

[grim edge]

also 1 radian is τ not 2π go cry

[grim edge]

Alr then

[upbeat viper]

Okay

[viral epoch]

A satellite literally burnt to flames and ashes because of metric and imperial measuring units' differences. Imperial is simply worse

[upbeat viper]

No politics

[grim edge]

My bad @upbeat viper

[primal shore]

Bast ily

[toxic valley]

Does this someone have this

[primal shore]

yer mum is a satellite

[viral epoch]

Metric units are so refined

[grim edge]

can i hop on your dms? 🫣

wait can you do a king checkmate

[primal shore]

Where oui oui baggete

[grim edge]

i guess with discovered check sure but

[primal shore]

@upbeat viper ban em

[grim edge]

:(

[fleet sigil]

are you bread?

[grim edge]

what'd i do

[grim edge]

can i eat you

[sage summit]

me trying to eat the skin of my enemys

[viral epoch]

Baguette oui oui

[grim edge]

@primal shore What is the formula for Volume of a sphere

[primal shore]

Idfk

[primal shore]

I just left school leave me alone

[raven cedar]

why dude

[grim edge]

Maths is so underrated...

[primal shore]

Because I wanted to go home

[fleet sigil]

v= some shit

[raven cedar]

overrated*

[primal shore]

I want sleep

History better then maths anyday

[upbeat viper]

No

[grim edge]

4/3 x pi x r^3

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper rad=2π or τ answer rn

[fleet sigil]

yea

[bright prairie]

Did you heard what happened @primal shore

[primal shore]

eh?

[upbeat viper]

2π

[grim edge]

ihy

d = 2r

TAU IS SUPERIOR TO PI

wait

what is pi^pi

[toxic valley]

pie ≈ 8.53973422267

[bright prairie]

I'll send it in that Group

[upbeat viper]

Reveal

[bright prairie]

What

[grim edge]

I'll die on this hill btw

with pride

[bright prairie]

Duck

[grim edge]

i am 1.02x10^-9 seconds away from sending this message

[sage summit]

speak facts frfr

[primal shore]

Bast go to sleep

[grim edge]

anis

[sage summit]

i don’t know anyone who likes math in my class though 💀

[bright prairie]

Listen to your daronne blast @upbeat viper

[grim edge]

you cate about bast's sleep more than mine cuh

[fleet sigil]

no one does

[grim edge]

maths + computer science + basic understanding of english = 💰

[fleet sigil]

math is boring as hell

[primal shore]

Bast tells me not to drink and i tell him to go to sleep

[sage summit]

thats why its underrated, i like math

[primal shore]

And we both do not

[sage summit]

its a matter of opinion and psychology ig

[grim edge]

How can you not like maths tbh

[grim edge]

🫶

[raven cedar]

math is interesting but the way they teach it at school is very boring and sourt of useless

[primal shore]

I like maths I just dont want maths rn plz

[grim edge]

I would rather figure out answers than write 10 paragraph essays

[grim edge]

2+3?

[primal shore]

21

[bright prairie]

Me too

[sage summit]

11 pages*

[raven cedar]

Just turn of the discord lol is it that hard

[bright prairie]

Me + you = <3.

[primal shore]

I want this chat just not the maths

[grim edge]

\<3 = <3 ≠ ❤️

[grim edge]

nerd

[grim edge]

Rearrange the equation for "me"

[sage summit]

Math discord when?

[grim edge]

Me = you - <3

[bright prairie]

Me + @grim edge = you <3.

[grim edge]

bruh

[bright prairie]

Bruh

[grim edge]

basted

[sage summit]

brae

[primal shore]

Duck wyslmiiwa polygon

[grim edge]

how about you bast up deez nutz

gotem

[bright prairie]

Deez nutz

[sage summit]

HAHA GOTEE

[grim edge]

hey that's my thing
(but greatly depends on which)

[sage summit]

PINS AND NEEDLES SOMEBODAY HELLP MEE

[grim edge]

bast did you know in older

[fleet sigil]

Hi. My name is Magnus Carlsen.

[bright prairie]

Ai ????

[grim edge]

bast you're too iconic for this chat go be a celebrity already

[grim edge]

Hallo, Ich bin Magnus Carlsen.

[viral epoch]

Lucy has more messages than me

[primal shore]

oui oui bagget

Beg et

[grim edge]

@primal shore what polygon

[primal shore]

Give me at least a femtosecond to reply omg

[grim edge]

if you say a regular polygon im killing you

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السلام عليكم. إسمي ماغنس كارلسن

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nuh uh

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a normal one

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anyone wanna play guess the flag?

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Me

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that being..

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🇦🇿

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No only colour flags tho I can't do colour

Azerbaijan

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@primal shore 🏳️‍⚧️

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Good

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Wait

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wrong ping

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Wot

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🇨🇱

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Chile

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Lemme give you a harder one

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lucy what flag is this

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Rahhhhh

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🇧🇧

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Barbados

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No

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Idk

Give me the easiest one

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what's the flag on my pfp

isreal

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Why :/

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lucy don't skull me

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You know why smh

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Give me something I can actually do

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🇩🇴 @primal shore

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Draw

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🇦🇺

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🇪🇸

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Romania

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ya gotta get a real image not the emoji, ppl can just look at the name, that's Dominican Republic btw

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omg yes

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Germany

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wrong reply <3

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I think is Aussie land

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yes

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Alr then Lucy

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Bro

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3 colors

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Deutschland Deutschland über alles

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BRO

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colourblinds:

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You can do it

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Sus impostor @empty hare

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Is it only me or does the name "Lucy" give me negative connotations (no offence @primal shore, you are an exception)

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I'M SUPPOSED TO GUESS THE FLAG

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Amongus

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Oh.

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:')

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okay now you are my favourite mod with 0 contest

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Anyway

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@viral epoch 🇩🇪