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w capybaras
Better call call.
Does that means you are a nobody
nuh uh
les go dude
Better call Joe
Better call me.
i like ies crem
Better call Satan.
mama
gukesh
Better call the demons in my head.
<@&745328830649991179> this guy spamming
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAH
Who is spamming?
I turned into half spanish tf
What
nuh uh
Why are you using uterrance in a chat room?
aquario bro , why everybody dissin you
Is bro that one guy who is locked out for pinginh mods for no reason
currently talking to my friend hold on one second so i can continue to diss you
bro u going offff on him
G'day gentlemen and ladies
I wish, I would have the patience to watch full movies. But I get bored with most movies after 10 minutes.
whimsy got no chill
what did u say?
How could I learn to play chess better ?
g'day master of ducks
The last good movie was Crank.
play more or do puzzles and learn one opening and master it. Learn endgames b4 openings
learn openings , do puzzles and be consistent
practice
Train your attention span
aquario the typa guy to dislike ducks
I haven't watched the full series of Breaking Bad because it's just too long for me.
Lol
I would rather watch a summary of the show.
i am trying to train london maybe Caro Kan
but caro kan hard to understand
i play caro and it got me to 1700
@viscid jacinth i eorked so hard dfor ur capybara
i use those two all the time
borther ran out of insults
Elvish Bhai ke aage koi bol sakta kyaa
AYYYYYYYYYYYY
Elvish BHAAIIIIIIIIIIIII
no. its very simple actually
caro is op
I enjoyed the first seasons of GOT and then I got bored and stopped watching the later seasons.
oh rlly ?
I WORKED SO HARD FOR THIS MANS CAPYBARA

are yall ready?????
yeah i can explain or teach u if u want
is the chessly course good ?
ran the typa guy to defend his secret boyfriend
fax
Capybara good
surewanna play a match ?
For my logic is why should I waste my precious attention span on stupid movies and TV shows.
Why not
sure, but idk if it iwll help, u need toknow the ideas around the position
1
1
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1
2
i learn by playing
ima send ya link , cc or lc ?
They are nothing more than a waste of time anyway. Life is just too short to waste it watching a full movie. Pro people watch summaries.
well im sorry but you are 1000 so i suggest you learn by watching someone explain then play
Duck be type of guy to call someone gay even if someone is talking with a guy
CAPYBARAA
sometimes me play gud
yeah sure, i only know caro and italian well tho so if u dont wanna know about those i cant really help
Looks like my brother
sometimes i get 10 matches loss streak
Draw makima
ok man , thanks for responding tho
@viscid jacinth whatchu think
I went from 1496 to 1250 in a day
who isthat bro
what openings do you play?
u need to focus more
tru
he needs to tilt less actually.
Draw this
i need to stop playing while during the class
hello
cole draw some birbs
I miss you nathaniel
Draw this then
Draw ronaldo
nah hail the birbs
Also it isnt loading
Naa hail the Austrian painter
My internet sucks
Too far dude
tera baap lavde
This server bans the word for some reason
maushi fan
Says the <500
@grim edge draw Austrian painter
u got a problem with me aprechiating the best?
no austrian painters who commit war crimes , hail the birbs
Idiot
I like magnus more
Better captain but not a better player
dhoni kolhi rohit sab iske @grim edge iske baap he
guys , whose everybod's favorite chess player ?
Load you fricking image
i like hikaru alot tbh
Gay?
hans nieman ive grown to like as well
I'm a levy nerd
kaka better
Ronaldo better
nah, watch his twich clips, the fame got to his head hes just annoying now
my favorite chess player would be mikhail tal
Idiot kid
probably , but still
2nd grade ecuations are rlly easy\
My fav chess player is Andrew tate
gukesh will easily beat you
Says the <500
Who TF is gukesh
I mean he needs to be like that to get more fame
THOSE ARE GLORIOUS
Cant really blame him
idk, he is very arrogant now.
Why so many pride pawns
wow
Cuz chess.Com support lgbt
w
Idk
I am not a tate fan
then you dont know chess mate
yoo
damn..
What do you define as arrogant
Gukesh aint that popular tbf
whats wrong with them?
Hmm
who is gukesh
I dont hate them unless they start the tate talk
Womp Womp
Uhmm
Then yes I hate them
sinners
Tate bad at chess
who wanna play with me ?
hes very full of himself. Likes to flex his worth infront of children, and doesnt respond well to criticism
5-0 blitz
k ima send link
after my rated game sure
Hi mario
Tru
trust me, dont get curious || uwuuwuuwuuwuuwuwuwuuwuwuwuwuuwuwu||
in dm
u did warn us tbf
im guwud
HOLY SHIT HE MISSED M1

i love being 1700
Today i missed m2 and hung m1
whats m2 and m1

guys
Mate in 2
mate in 2, mate in 1
oh ok
Alright dont see this either
|| :3 ||
also when i turn on the bar on the left side while reviewing my game, sometimes it says M1-M12
||uwu is cringe||
i love how quickly chess memes rise and fall
yes. M8 means mate in 8 forced moves
so M8 is like ok but M1 is alot better right???
Yes
oh yea ofc
Equal
nope. both is the same
But at the end
ok thanks for letting me know
Mate is mate.
Equal if u can find
Its just mate
its mate anyways haha
You win if you can find the sequence
yes its normally easier to find m1 but it doesnt make it better
Mate in 1 is easier to find whereas in mate in 8 you might have calculated wrong
so whenever the EVAL is like completely black or completely white it says M(x) and that means forced mate in (x) moves?
So yeah mate in 1 or 2 or 3 would be my main option instead of just flexing my calculations and finding out that there was a random bishop in the corner
Yea
yes.
ok thanks for letting me know
up for a match :D ?
When the eval is completely black or white it means white will win no matter what with perfect play
almost finished. Spectate me if you want
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whut ur username ?
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JustAshB
Lol
i just threw the game bruh
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yeah ok i lost
I see
@trail prism
k ima send link
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i need to focus we rematched @trail prism can. you watch this then i will play w/ u
me too
k
Nice. Now lets see this will all time feature
I love being 1200 and hanging queen
I love being 1500 and losing up 15 points
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You either love or hate an @upbeat viper
yes
Smackerel
yo
It’ll give u the next ten as white
great system
hope theyt give me black 50 times in a row so i can play next 50 games as white!
connectedd
Play well with both sides and you wouldn’t mind
why doesnt it show my elo?
there is a house, in new orleans
helo
white because nxf7
oh wait black to move

its black to move and he castled i think im losing tbh
sack anyway
on f7?
yes
i think it might work
why doesnt it show my range of elo when i click on my profile?
u winning coz u sharing it here 
idk lmao havent played yet
Are 2 smol pieces always better than a lone rook?
not always but usually
yes aside from if the rooks threaten mate
Oh i see
Cause i would always take the trade if they sac a knight and bishop for rook
nxf6
what
thats a good trade for you. yes
i think im losing but tbh i dont mind
just dont lose
fun game anyways
yeah they could just defend the rook

this is true
sad
same vibes as “ if you’re homeless, just buy a house?” Lol
its fine, im having fun anyways
yes
You’ll get the pawn back plus u take blacks castling rights away. Theres always Ideas like f4 e5 to open up the center and attsck the king. Id take white
this an evans gambit?
Youd be down a pawn but I think its fine
its not the same
Its probably winning but analysis and help is not fair during the game
same concept
How so?
yes
w opening
real
would u now?
i missplayed it but thats alright
move rook
im only down 2 points of material
is this a live game???
I think it’s against the rules to post live games tho
i shouldnt be asking for advice and for legal reasons, i already played e5
w
if this a live game stop posting you ding dong
yeah sorry
youre going to get comments on it whether you ask or not
bobobob
@proven sapphire r u free for a rapid after you're done with the current one
yes but someone else wants to play idk if he went off tho
reportable?
ye
aaah ok, let me know if they arent going to play
sure sure ill play
anyone wanna play
beans
Yea. And even if it wasnt, still do it🐈
yes, wrong server tho

Beanies
“You’re Joe” truly the worst of insults
wym wrong server
this is the chat ever
isnt that lee's chess
how come 2000's play around 70% accuracy? or am i cherrypicking
bro ur reporting a 5 year old dont waste your time
licheese
made in china
l'chess
depends if its blitz
Lmao ngl i initially thought Lichess sounds Chinese
El Lechess
maybe because their enemies are also 2000
wo chu go
that's chess.com bro
idc bro
Bc they’re playing someone whos their level. If they were to play a 700 then they would get a 90% acc
"uninstall"
@proven sapphire https://play.chess.com/AKFKY
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in a game.
he's racist too bruh
remove cookies and log out
burn their servers or somehting
u can report him if you want but in the end this is someone that told you to uninstall something that isn't even installed because it's a browser website
YA SALAME is funny
Always report racists lol
yeah whenever you're done-
I don't see any racism
looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of bed
he's korean
sur i could resign
he's saying it to mock me
Fight fire with fire
bing chilling
thats not racist lmfao
Maybe he's a Korean Muslim that speaks arabic
fr
idc bro
racism vs classism
if you wanted to report him you wouldve done it already
@willow elbow
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A lot of the features. The coachbot quotes, the move labels as a whole, performance ratings, etc. Give misinformation often
were u losing tho 💀
i was. i resigned
oh wait at the point of th eknight sac ill check
bro what
bruh that a lot
not editted bro
tbh he played 91 percent accuarate. I wouldnt be surprised if he was cheating
up for a game now ?
rapid
after this one 😭
xDDD
i just need a way out
he's still getting banned for abuse yk🤷
out of my headd
take ya time
i just need a way out
Chess.com game review is bunch of nonsense flawed algorithms that give you misinformation often
i just gave checks bro
multiple times chess.com has put mates in one as "mistakes" and not blunders
Yeah the features a whole gives a bunch of misinformation that's one example
that's just a theory
A CHESS THEORY
how does that make any sense
Does anyone know a free repertoire that has both evans gambit and fired liver?
wouldn't high rated players play with higher accuracy regardless of how strong their opponent is
we have the fried liver dk about the fired liver tho
if you're a GM you're still gonna play with like 80% accuracy against a super gm, who's like 90
Hi
To some extent although opponent playing better and putting more pressure does make it harder to play accurately
*fried liver was what i meant
i see
benebeneben
but if opponent places more pressure, wouldn't the other opponent be still able to respond more accurately
i told him "open your eyes" bro💀
People just shouldn't care about the game review feature on chess.com and instead use the engine itself to analyze that's a way more effective way to get the truths consistently
isn't the game review the engine analysis?
game review is still truthful wym
wait are you the donkey that hates on brilliant moves?
Bro wth is this it made me laugh
uwu
premium engine review is better than lichess i think
nah i have premium and lichess
No game review is a bunch of algorithms implemented by humans who programmed certain criteria for their things
i'd say lichess is better, unless u want the dopamine hit when u play a shitty sacrifice
Proof that brilliant moves don't make sense
If you want to get deceitfully emotionally manipulated by corporate greedy marketers
mmm
LMFAO ITS NOT EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION
'omg you sacrifised te roko'
dude if u dislike chess.com so much move to lichess
nuh uh
lichess is free and non profit
THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJ
is it normal if u bleed from eyes
I have I'm just trying to help others who don't realize they're being deceived and taken advantage of to see the truth for their own good
no one is being taken advantage of.
I don't think anyone below 2000 or has several thousand hours in chess cares about which platform
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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Ng5 h6 5. Nxf7 Kxf7 6. Bc4+ Kg6 7. Qg4+ Kh7 8. Qf5+ g6 9. Qf7+ Bg7 10. f4 Qh4+ 11. g3 Qf6 12. O-O Qxf7 13. Bxf7 d6 14. f5 gxf5 15. exf5 Nf6 16. Nd2 Rf8 17. Bg6+ Kg8 18. Nf3 Ng4 19. Bf4 Ne3 20. Bxe3 dxe3 21. Rfe1 Bxf5 22. Bxf5 Rxf5 23. c3 Rxf3
Yeah they are they know that less experienced players aren't gonna be thinking "oh I got a brilliant move but maybe the algorithm is a bit flawed and it's not actually brilliant."
less experience chess player arent going to affect the game.
yeah they r
plus you seem to tell plenty of people that lmfao
you popped a blood vessel
how so?
less experiences low elo players are what makes chess popular
mm rooj
brilliant is the top engine move + 1 more condition needs to be fulfilled its a sacrifice so its not how u demonstrate it
its not totally useless or something
i know its just a marketing tactic but its not like its bad
I don't get your point. They're the ones being taken advantage of and it's messed up is what I'm arguing so what are you trying to say?
I mean to be fair chess.com UI is more beginner friendly then lichess
im arguing that they arent getting taken advantage of. They are just being credited for playing a somewhat interesting game of chess
how are they being taken advantage of they're being engouraged to look for these moves and get better at chess
fax
encouraged
wp @willow elbow
First of all it's actually not always the top engine move but also that's a flawed algorithm for brilliants because in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact of the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all.
ggs 😭
true
wow according to you i'm experienced (thanks bro)
I played a horrible game
right but how does that mean people are being taken advantage of
average 1000 opponent chess opening knowledge
But they're being given inaccurate adjectives to describe how they played
no they arent. No ones goal in chess is to play as many brilliants as they can. People only care about elo.
but the point of chess.com is to improve not brilliants
Brilliants are just a dopamine hit to say damn, that was a cool move, lets keep working on it
even a bad player can tell if a brilliant move is fake
Cause they're being lied to and they know they're likely to believe it cause they don't know any better
not true
but i lost a pawn in the opening-
yes thats how the algorithm works if u can try to make a better one try to code u can get stockfish at its website, i think so the devs prefered simplicity thats why even very basic sacrifice eg for backrank mate is considered brilliant
they arent being lied to
you played 200 above ur rating. I played 300 below 💀
Regarding performance ratings. Once a 400 sent a game where they got a perf of 2500 then I put the game through game review on my 2100+ account and it gave them 1100
they didnt make it so complicated
i couldnt care less honestly.
but they still get the dopamine rush and get encouraged to look for better moves
They had a better one about 2 years ago then changed it to this so they can emotionally manipulate lower rated people by lying to them
no they get encouraged to look for sacrifices which may not always work
that is great ig
u got potential for sure
when there were no engines sacrifices were almost never played
Yeah they are I've explained how multiple times
Thats more of a skill issue
its not even so easy to get brilliant moves tho
u also missed a winning move

then the engine tells them that its not brilliant, and they learn what to actually play
source?
Me
Any time pre 1980 I'd say.
it does not work like that
Mikhail Tal, Bobby, Kasparov never existed
thats wrong lol
The dopamine is coming from them getting lied to about moves that aren't brilliant being told their brilliant which is how this happens...
600: I got my first brilliant move. I must be very good now!
A year later
600: I still haven't broken 700 yet and idk why.
Elab
THATS NOT A NORMAL CHESS PLAYERS PROGRESSION THO.
i think i was never winning 💀 anyways what was it
how can someone stay at 600 in 1 yearrrrr
look at some m. tal games
Most of the tactical patterns it calls brilliant are literally rated below 1000 in puzzles
thats if they like quit chess that doesnt actually happen
kinda hard to find u had to sacrifice the knight
I reached 2000 in 2 years
anyy average player can easily do 1k eloooo easilyyyyyyyyy in one year
By blindly trusting chess.com game review
Now im 2100-2200
so they are just dumb
bro if you use chess.com game review, they will improve
IT becomes hard
no by not playing
yeah
his peak rating was in 1980, i'm saying pre 1980. also the engine says alot of his sacrifices are completely bad, he just took advantage of people not knowing how to play against it
word
drow
not all of his sacrifices would be bad just some
tal saqed alot before his peak aswell
what should i have played here
I can't imagine they'd improve as much as they would if they used the engine itself to analyze and explore variations that were possible/analyze with another player who is stronger cause they'll get less misinformation cause of how severely flawed the game review algorithms are
f4 kinda looks bad
but you are just saying people didnt know how to play chess pre 80s
there uhh idk knight takes knight maybe
resign
you got queen h2 mate 💀
I mean I think they've been fooled. I'm just trying to help people who do that realize they shouldn't
I guess: but it was never sound & to any modern player sacrifices are very rare.
oh just g3 probs lmao sorry
Alot of older players played more "solid", one GM that stands out doesn't prove an average
Why is Everyone ignoring me ?

u are new and not trusted
Qh2#
Bro im real
queen h2 mate
Wtf
kirbee
niceee
i love kirb
abort
Mfs its WTM
how many matches u played in 2 years
A lot
how many
Espacially bullet
A number please
If people blindly trust chess.com game review algorithm they'll get false ideas of what brilliant chess, great chess, inaccurate chess, etc. Are in reality cause the algorithm gives false labels often
2000 Rapid
i ❤️ spicy food
after g3 you can sac ur knight and then after i takeback there's Qxg3 mate in 2 💀
2100 blitz
just 2k games?
tyler1 played that many games in just 2 months cmon now
sure dm
no i am asking no of matches not ratings
@stable miragehello
Matches idk
bruh
doesnt happen often but ok
Alot
just say me ur chess.com username i will check ur stats
hello
uwu
Like a LOT
its white's turn btw
wp
UwU
in chess.com stats its written
KingsAfan3
KingsAfan3
white to play
nuh uh
Am I missing something, why not just Nf3?
KingsAfan3
haven't broken 700 because he got a brilliant?
👀
Did u check?
well then maybe f4 was good 😭
Oh Nh4?
i forgor gifs no work
lemme check rq
thought too much about brilliant moves
yeah ig 😩
Kf3 looks good but u need to trade queens or atleast get it off that diagonal asap, if I were me in that game
you see starky has hindered his own chess improvement by thinking so much about brilliant moves
Nf3 is best move, ur f4 is second best
u played 10k bullet games and 200 rapid
im stuck at 1150 because i cant win a winning position
im gonna play some bullet now
i think so u would be even more better if u played rapid instead of bullet
ke2
U right
u mean Nf3, yeah that looks fine
play rapid
I Play too Much bullet
if u want to improve
OHHH
I have the same trouble.
Yes u right
just play bullet for fun not for improving
lmao
If I'm up material, it's easy to trade everything and win but if it's a winning POSITION, it's harder for me to find the right ideas
like ill be up 6 points of material and manage to blunder the entire game away
I was wondering why yall were ignoring Nf3
ok u suck
Yes I Will try to Play some slow games
how are you even 1150
pobobopobpob
Nf3 theres the goofy ahh move Nh4. Does nothing but is cool
because i win losing positions
I Do lot of puzzles too on chesspuzzle.net
blud got to the point
its weird
trade everything and win
i do lot of puzzle in liches and some in chess.com
you can NOT mess up an endgame down 6 points of material unless you're literally braindead
Try chesspuzzle.net
It's just an example of the type of thing that happens
Its better I think
oh i dont mean an endgame
braindead people:
I mean trade everything and go to an endgame
Not sure tho
eh i doubt that would happen tbf
A way that helped me improve is look for tactics that result in equal trades
if i got a brilliant i wouldn't give a shit
my brain everyday:
Good! That's how everyone should think cause they're meaningless
i think its because whenever im losing i think more and when im winning i just kinda play moves
Stay diligent
The game is not over until an opponent resigns, loses on time or gets checkmated
why is blud so salty over a blue icon
just landed greek gift checkmate for the first time so satisfying
if i didnt make any really bad blunders in my games i would be like 1500 easy
or stalemate
It's just so ruthless and horrible what has happened to the chess community
not an option if below 1200, games usually end one of those ways
@silver bear I also watched a lot of Hikaru
Average French defence player U1200
IT helped me
Getting Greek Gifted
yes it is if you have 2 queens in a 500 elo endgame
i got a game where it says i played like a 1400 even tho i'm 1131 and i'm like, nice
I've watched so much hikaru and to be honest I haven't learned a single thing from him
Chess.com should honestly just completely scrap game review out of existence and just have the analysis tab
but doesn't effect me later
i dont play french
no shot i just beat ding liren bot
I learned a lot from him tbh
When I was like 14yo
see you at the canditates
5 min?
Im 17 now
as a <500?
ben
i like to watch people who are a moderate amount better than me that way i can still learn
it's not bad i just don't use it often
survival
bruh who does survival
would have to be out of other ideas
Who do you watch?
PUZZLE OF THE DAY! WHATS YOUR NEXT MOVE?
yeaaa 💀
i just spectate games
sounds sus
bullet game tho, i did not cheat
i legit didnt get one death until 51
Oh regarding performance ratings. Once a 400 sent a game where they got a perf of 2500 then I put the game through game review on my 2100+ account and it gave them 1100. Although this may have had something to do with an app bug. Where app rates it way differently than the website for some reason but either way performance ratings on chesscom are often misleading because they don't factor in the nature of the game, and also adjust to people's ratings which kind of defeats the purpose of it.
Bxh7+
bh7, free queen distraction tactic
nope didnt cheat, he was too slow
wrong
Bh7+*
Lmao
bh7 why so ez lmao
I play a survival run in my info tech class at school whenever im boree
the bot takes too much time to think in a bullet game, try it urself
bruh
ok thank god i was expecting u to say mate in 12 or some shit
A brainwashed person would genuinely think they are playing 3000 level chess after that unfortunately
nice!
or im just a chess prodigy frfr
3000 rating 💀
BOTEZ GAMBIT ACCEPTED
I was joking nice!
😔
dying past 50 is like so painful
yep nice!
u can challenge stockfish at that elo
no because everyone makes mistakes, and the accuracy is scaled with rating
I forgot I don't have chess.com diamond anymore so I can't go around game reviewing any game I want
guys is this a good fork to have?
the accuracy scales with rating? elab
mans said quit like discord is a game lol
a 400 hanging a piece will get a rating of "good move" while a 2700 will get his ass smoked
ez puzzle Bb7
he out worded you
get Englished on
so many people at my level blunder pawns like this
i mean a 400 player will still have a 30% accuracy and a 2700 will be bare minimum around 85

that hangs a bishop.
😭
never heard that one before lol
discovered attack bro
yup on the queen
how
the bishop checks the king and opens an attack on the queen
??
thats true, mainly because you'll eliminate horrible errors, but it's not uncommon to slip up a few times and get an accuracy of 70. If someone at 2000 is getting 70 accuracy like every game, yeah thats a problem and he probably wont be 2000 for very long. But I don't see anything wrong with it
ez free queen
How is that not a free pawn
ig that's still considered greek gift sacrifice
Bro Im listening to Viking working out music while playing the London 💀
the greatest comeback 💀
💯
you play the london?
L
lol
I'm playing 71-72% accuracy while my opponents are around 60%. I am 1185 with a 73% winrate, 4% drawrate, and 17% lossrate
What elo do you think I'll end up at where my winrate evens out
sounds like youre going to get a higher rating
500
don't know, but we'll know when your winrate evens out. Just keep playing and dont worry about it.
flex
if you guess correctly i'll gift u a diamond
1300
501
1600
oof
1600 is crazy
oof
I don't think I will get to 1600 without a repertoire against e4 lol
oof
caro kann bro
Sicilian or e5 are great options
french seems simpler to me
It probably is
I play e5 otb
saint george defense mainline
chess.com2.0
French>caro
nah
Reason being
😔
Trying to make chess simpler isn't gonna work cause chess is a complicated game
only if you know your oppenent wont develop quicker
English French 100 year war intensifies London>French
oh
If I can keep all my pieces together and protected and not fail to see any tactics I can get 1500, and keep it simple
In the caro white has the tal, Shirov, short, exchange, Panov, Kia, fantasy, two knights. All of them give a solid edge to white and black is usually passive. Whereas there are multiple other black openings where there's either really good chances for black to equalize and even if black is slightly worse at least the positions are dynamic enough that there's good ways to fight for an advantage from them.
1420
Plays super complicated game-tries to avoid complications at all costs
whats funny I once was in a camp and we staged a war and with like fake weaponry I was the English king and we won
WHAT HAHAHAH
you know with like sponge swords and arrows .....
I just disagree with the logic. If you're gonna play chess you're gonna be dealing with complications trying to avoid them at all costs isn't gonna work nor will it be good for your chess
you gotta keep in mind that the game won't be simple only for you, it'll be simple for your opponent too 👍
I understand that, but the french is better then the caro for me because I don't have to know alot of theory and remember just 2 to 4 main ideas I believe just like the london. The sicilian has crazy theory
YOU STAGED A WAR AND YOU ACTED AS THE ENGLISH KING
@fiery yarrowit was fun 20 - 20 with fake weaponry and a ref
Yeah I agree that French is a better option than caro
I was 13 💀
that does sound fun actually, lol
Plus the reasoning behind me saying the french is simpler not because I don't wanna avoid complicated games, it's better to keep the opening simple and focus on middlegames more.
Hi guys
the ref tells the story and what everyone has to do and as a king you command everyone and everyone has to listen
I chose 2 commanders
Why'd you suggest the kings pawn game @dreamy siren
and we did it twice one time with a fake river and I had to choose a boat man
sounds like a dungeons and dragons sesh
@cloud garnet why don't you play just two games to 1000
the funniest thing is 1 time there was a 5 yo kid who just ran into the "river" randomly he "drowned" Iv sent a "healer" to save him and he ran into the "river" again
what a smart lad
POOR FELLA
Cause it's simply objectively good
Whats the shirov variation
I dont know he seemed happy
to fall in the river twice?
Black is equal if you play the caro correctly and in pretty much all variations of it (the extange being a slight exception) both black and white have the ability to create counterplay and advantage
fake river
excatly
hahahahhahaha
none
I do
MY CAT WAS JUST DIAGNOSED WITH GIANTISM
@fiery yarrow the sad part a kid got shot a sponge arrow between the eyes and he started crying
WHAT
I probably shouldn't have added shirov or Kia to the list tvh but shirov is e4 c6 d4 d5 e5 Bf5 Nc3 e6 g6 Bg7 Nge2 c5 line
BUDDY IS A GIANT
how old is the cat?
AWWW THE THING WILL BECOME HUGE
It's really hard to say due to his giantism and I kinda just found him
more cat to pet
I picked him up from the woods and took him home
7 mnth but like 6 years but now hes like 1 when he was 3
Nah the positions aren't that dynamic and white keeps an edge. It's just not ideal to play such a passive position like that and try to get an edge especially when there's many other options out there where you don't have to do that
Cat acquired
i have no idea how much giantism could make a cat grow
a happy meal in China be like
Question for chat
White does not keep an edge. Black has very adequate counterplay in all variations except extange
Not sure if anyone knows the answer
achievement: cat picker
i right now have a pretty huge cat on lap purring, but a cat with giantism? never heard that
Chinese mother in a supermarket be like
But how difficult is it to become a CM?
Cat Master?
THAT'S NOT A CAT BRO💀
Lmao I wish
@lean bolt Come help enlighten this person who thinks caro is good
LMAOOO
It is
It's not a wild cat that much was found out
that's probably a baby mountain lion bro
it aint
or an ocelot
It identifies as cat
In advanced for example black is passive and worse
fr
Vet said it isn't, he spent like 2 decades on it so I think he knows
or a particularly shaped bear
fr
howdy fellas
ya think
bro
Wrong. You can play c5 and it's an active attacking game
yall heard about inquisitor?
Just red about someone who found a cat with giantism, 1,5 meters tall and 35kilos of weigh
What the hell
He ain't that big
that's like a 7 year old kid
- C5?
He's still a taby
starky do you think gurgenize caro is better than other caro kann lines
Good luck for when he becomes a huge one
is this your cat?@primal shore
why are we arguing about 0.3 engine evaluation
gigantism is crazy
1.e4, c6. 2. d4, e5. 3. d5, c5.
fr
I LOVE THAT CAR
That's actually refuted. 3. Bf5 is the only move to not be completely losing actually
When Google tells you to chose all cats in "Are You A Human"
@lean bolt We need to help this person! She thinks carls botvinik caro is good
wait botvinnik carls variation is actually refuted?
it's not 'refuted' or nobody would play it. It's a balanced position for black and has plenty of attacking opportunities
no
whats refuted?
I've had this conversation with an FM and he agreed it's a fine opening
@primal shore feed him until he becomes like fat and huge
win rate is 44-31 in masters database
Bobby Fischer opinion on FMs be like
No, I will feed him based on his current size for him to remain healthy
Big Chungus
thats not refuted
I have a PGN file of all the possible lines and it's refuted but someone shared it with me in confidentiality so I can't share the fule but it shuts down absolutely every line and the guy with the file is almost undefeated in a lot of games as white against it
what does this word mean?
Masters database is statical not fact, fact is its an equal position.
this your cat bro?
It is I have access to a file that clearly puts that line out of business
LMAOOO
Thank you, love you markus keep up teaching good chess
You aren't titled players 💀
Trust me I don't think people would play it if its simply refuted
Whats the highest eval line for black in that file
- c5 scores 55% for white, thats not refuted
So what?
Im Tilted towers player always landed there
(jk)
Top GMs have played bongcloud
When players who are better then you, and have played these games in classical tournaments say that it is a real line and isn't just refuted I think they are a bit more qualified then you
Once ever over the board
Well the file I have access to is some deep deep analysis on engine at highest depth sitting for hours upon hours and it clearly shows that black is lost on every single feasible variation
#HikaruNakamura #GMHikaru #magnuscarlsen
Magnus plays bongcloud against hikaru which results in the funniest draw in the history of chess.
Well they could either be bluffing or just not know the refutation cause the refutation is really not well known
@primal shore
If you wanna go there I think the English opening is completely refuted by absolutely top computer play after hours and hours of analysis
top gms play that line dawg (also in classical) so kinda hard to believe. Sure its not maybe scoring the best for black, but for example englund and alekhine are refuted caro is not lol
How recent is the analysis
alekhine refuted?
the best players in the world opening
its +1.5 i wouldnt play it in classical
Caro as a whole isn't refuted but carls botvinik is
About a year
@boreal cosmos do you know this opening?
wait can I send link in chess.com game chat?
we could argue here for days, no point since your source is trust be bro i have a secret file.
I have high level player openings files btw
but dont worry ik u can have smth
with this kinda memorization skills you'd make much more money going on quizbowl or something
i think if it's chess related
If I studied the file deeply and made sure I remembered it or the other guy who has the file were tobplay awhile against like a GM in classical we'd probably win. That's how clearly refuted it is they'd need to swindle a super lost position which is possible but they'd be in a near resignable position by move like 10-15
I meant in the game
yes
"I can beat a gm playing this one line in like 10-15 moves trust me bro"
gurgenize system looks more fun than the carls botvinnik variation tho
A link to a tutorial to how to play the game

I dont ever plan on playing 1. c6 in classical
THAT'S EVIL
the game between Levy and Polina was intense wow
Best thing I can do is say to go on the lichess database or analysis board put user "dragonendgame" and search his games results/score but exclude bullet, hyper bullet/untra bullet in the settings cause results in those time controls aren't very telling
dragonendgame is so cool
No need
Dude there's decades history of this variation of the caro being effective and you are saying this stuff
not good source
cuz by your logic i could say that smith morra is busted just look at MassterofMayhem
I mean when I analyzed the lines every single one leads to a position that's just hopeless for black. If I refreshed and studies that file right before playing a GM who plays it I'd at least get a completely winning position though yes it's possible I choke it away cause it's against a GM but it's not possible for black to avoid it at that point once 3. C5 is on the board
Morra is busted lol
it's pretty good but your Nc6 score needs some work
i meant that it was super strong, not that it is refuted bozo
who is in a better position?
There's a handful of refuted openings it's just that most people aren't gonna remember the lines at all times cause there's so many possibilities within a chess repertiore
Completely wrong and you can take the master database as an example. Look at the ratio, if there was a refutation the ration would be far far far less even
As I said before not a lot of people know the refutation
got 61% win rate with ponziani wow
ponziani is actually good ngl
If it existed people would know it
op opening, guess it refutes 2...Nc6
oof
was that en pessant?
It took many hours of having the engine on really really high depth
also for some reason my d4 win rate against englund gambit is lower than against d5
dude it ain't a thing

