💬〡general-off-topic

[verbal bolt]

White blundered the pawn, blacks queen can just take it 😂🤣

[pure saffron]

how is the n-word racist

[tulip lichen]

8.Qxf7🔥

[void fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-oscar-the-grouch-gif-26259439

[severe oxide]

bro ur so edgy and cool

[pure saffron]

its not supoosed to be

its a question

[lilac dust]

omg we are the same

love u too

[high ledge]

[tulip lichen]

bro wait let's play

[verbal bolt]

You realizing the knight was still there 5 seconds after you blundered the queen

[tulip lichen]

i need to see this

[tulip lichen]

it's not me playing

[lilac dust]

non ranked thx

[tulip lichen]

if it was me i would.ve already quit

[tulip lichen]

yeah ik i never play ranked when playing against people here

[lilac dust]

1v1

[hot geyser]

SIIUUU

[lilac dust]

send me request

[void fjord]

Prepare to be recycled!

[lilac dust]

i suck :p

[verbal bolt]

Whats your elo

[tulip lichen]

i sent you on chess.com

[hot geyser]

Literally in the username

[verbal bolt]

By now i can tell that sarcasm is nowhere to be found in this server’s dictionary

[hot geyser]

Let this not distract you from the fact that Ronaldo is the goat

[raw meadow]

Hi lasagna :)

[void fjord]

A good thing too because no one can understand it lol

[raw meadow]

Haven't talked to you in a moment

[grim edge]

Bruh got a ping from here

[grim edge]

W

[dull marsh]

My boxer teacher dont have a sand bag at home but he have a wife

[lament jacinth]

Hi Kids

[cloud garnet]

so many blunders in 1 screenshot

@lament jacinthwhats up?

[severe oxide]

rizz?

[cloud garnet]

?

[severe oxide]

rizzly bear?

[lament jacinth]

Nothing much hby

[cloud garnet]

good I have a driving lesson hope I wont get bombed lol

[lilac dust]

@tulip lichen i hate rapid

[lament jacinth]

Real

[hot geyser]

Neymar injured again 🤣

[tulip lichen]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/91453231781 check out this chaotic game i played horribly bro @grim edge

[worn ice]

FireuterYT (285) vs. player8920 (767)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Ke7 4. Nc3 Nf6 5. O-O Na5 6. Nd5+ Nxd5 7. exd5 Nxc4 8. d3 e4 9. dxc4 exf3 10. gxf3 g6 11. f4 Bg7 12. Qe1+ Kf8 13. Qb4+ d6 14. Be3 Bxb2 15. Qxb2 f6 16. Rad1 Kg7 17. Qc1 Bh3 18. Rfe1 Re8 19. Qd2 Qd7 20. Qe2 Qg4+ 21. Qxg4 Bxg4 22. Rd4 c5 23. Rd3 Bf5 24. Rdd1 Bxc2 25. Rd2 Bf5 26. h4 g5 27. fxg5 fxg5 28. hxg5 h6 29. gxh6+ Kg6 30. f4 Kxh6 31. Rh2+ Kg6 32. Rd2 Kf6 33. Bd4+ Kg6 34. Bf2 Bh3 35. Red1 Bg4 36. Rd3 Bxd1 37. Rg3+ Kf5 38. Rf3 Bxf3 

[hot geyser]

L

[lilac dust]

i ran out of time and blundered

[tulip lichen]

the game was blitz

[cloud garnet]

the rolly polly master

[hot geyser]

Tbh he should just retire

[cloud garnet]

I dont know how he playes rn I dont watch Soccer

IM getting bombed goodbye have to go

[hot geyser]

Football*

He plays like 10-15 matches in a year lol

[jovial vector]

why correct it lol people call it different things why does it matter

[tulip lichen]

we were playing blitz

[lilac dust]

idc

i never play these

[severe oxide]

soccer is kinda cringe anyway so doesn’t matter

[lilac dust]

[drowsy crest]

💀

[lament jacinth]

ugHHhhhhh

[tribal pier]

Is elo 750 good

[lament jacinth]

I mean if it's your 10th day playing chess sure

[upper quarry]

Im stuck for literaly weeks in 1450 elo

Cant get to 1500

[upper quarry]

Not bad

[flat gyro]

so proud of this queen trap

it only took me 5 seconds to play too :D

[tulip lichen]

i played the bongcloud dw

i'm not that bad

[nimble niche]

i play wayward queen

[tulip lichen]

fr

[upper quarry]

Gg

[toxic valley]

Me either

[drowsy crest]

wtf is this youtube feed

[drowsy crest]

i trust

[drowsy crest]

I think bro plays wayward queen

[fiery beacon]

Hi cutie 🫦

[drowsy crest]

Hi cutie

[grim edge]

ayyy the 1 hour mute is gone

[sage summit]

looks like someone has been watching some offensive memes

YAY I HAVE TRUSTED

[drowsy crest]

I havent opened yt for the past 2 days 😭

[sage summit]

doesn’t matter

[drowsy crest]

:<

[lean owl]

I MISSCLICKED TWICE IN A ROWWWWWWWW

[grim edge]

the best thing about chess.com is that you can create unlimited accounts and play against lower rated people

[grim edge]

literally a beginner opening

[lean owl]

shut up

[grim edge]

"I smurf"

[grim edge]

alts are against the rules cutie pie

[lean owl]

its a name bro no need to get worked up

[grim edge]

telling me to shut up with that name is funny

[grim edge]

fr, smurfing in 700 would be sad

[lean owl]

i mean

[grim edge]

i meant it too

[lean owl]

yes

def

i cannot comprehend how dumb this is

?bro thinks hes gotham fr

[digital phoenix]

hes always worked up and at the end hes the one cheating

[lean owl]

why do you guys like problems life would be fun without them too?

[digital phoenix]

what problems

[lean owl]

?

[digital phoenix]

he has random outburts of bullshit every time

and then claims hes 2k, when asked to proof he runs

[spark sage]

🐒

[digital phoenix]

werent u a mod

[lean owl]

oh mb i thought u were talkiing about me

[digital phoenix]

nah

[spark sage]

I was 😭

[primal mirage]

L

[digital phoenix]

so what happened

ur not locked out so either u stepped down or were too useless

[lean owl]

guys is it better for black to decline or accept the queens gambit?

[spark sage]

I had to quit

[digital phoenix]

accept if u know how to play accepted

[spark sage]

Long story

[digital phoenix]

qga is something to catch people off guard but if u cant play it right dont

[digital phoenix]

well at least u didnt end up like pain

[spark sage]

What happened ?

[lean owl]

i only know a few lines but its pretty op

[viscid jacinth]

Hi

[digital phoenix]

he cheated and got banned

and also got mod stripped off him

[digital phoenix]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

What

[echo rock]

Hi

[civic scroll]

Hi im new to this discord

[spark sage]

Bad way to go R.I.P 💀

[digital phoenix]

hi

[lean owl]

yo hi

[spark sage]

Im in class gotta go

[echo rock]

Hi im New too

[spark sage]

U guys have fun

[echo rock]

Im in class too bye

[hollow yacht]

wait y'all talking about pain?

[lean owl]

how do u get gotham knights?

[grim edge]

:3c

[digital phoenix]

for like one second yes

[hollow yacht]

cuz i'm an official member of that group DUH

[civic scroll]

What are you guys blitz rating?

[hollow yacht]

dang thought it was just a rumour

[grim edge]

800

[hollow yacht]

sad to see actually

[lean owl]

i mean

[digital phoenix]

a rumour

[drowsy crest]

Ghost ping

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> akagako

This is the Chess.com profile of akagako. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1702 (peak)
Blitz: 875 (942 peak)
Bullet: 732 (778 peak)

[lean owl]

im a memeber too

[drowsy crest]

Muderators

[digital phoenix]

why would anyone start a rumour about someone cheating if theyre not actually banned

[grim edge]

im crazy good at blitz and bullet

[civic scroll]

Same lol

[digital phoenix]

well ur blitz is higher than ur bullet so thats good

[hollow yacht]

cuz why would he cheat in the first place dude was hella chill didn't believe it first

[lean owl]

simple but effective

[grim edge]

😎

[lean owl]

wait

[grim edge]

i didnt play chess in 2 months

[lean owl]

not simple i lose material

[grim edge]

im better than yall

[echo rock]

What ur rating

[hollow yacht]

yes and we both <500

[echo rock]

Im 2200

[lean owl]

no im 1200

thats my alt

[hollow yacht]

:0

u must be an actual member then

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[digital phoenix]

ismurf indeed

why would u say that

and if the guy isnt offended then no

[hollow yacht]

why would u attempt that tho 😭

[digital phoenix]

lol

[lean owl]

not really i still suck at 800 but somehow good at 1200

[digital phoenix]

anyway if u get suspended bring him down with u

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

i should change my pfp back

[hollow yacht]

you are a duck

[lean owl]

THE BISHOPPPPPP

[digital phoenix]

guh

[drowsy crest]

Fellas what is more pleasureable, winning with resignation or checkmating

[digital phoenix]

how to lose at chess

[grim edge]

I'll meow if i want to

[lilac dust]

winning with resignation ofc

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[hollow yacht]

checkmating OBVIOUSLY

[lean owl]

get a life

[delicate island]

Both

[lean owl]

resignation=more ego

[digital phoenix]

checkmate, opponent always resigns so id rather have something different but thats just me

[grim edge]

what's stopping me

[lean owl]

checkmate=more pride

[drowsy crest]

clearly there is no obvious choice

[drowsy crest]

real

[grim edge]

-someone in chess.com server

[digital phoenix]

wish people would let me promote to more rooks and slowly kill them

[honest drift]

Let me break the result, checkmate is far more satisfying

[drowsy crest]

me uwu

[grim edge]

that's what you get for being high rated

[grim edge]

nope

[lilac dust]

disrespecting my opponent by eating all the pieces:

[digital phoenix]

and then promote to all rooks

u gotta complete the thing

[hollow yacht]

alr hear me out you get to make the final move imagine it as a dramatic ending scene when the protagonist get to finally k!ll the bad guy

[lilac dust]

and then stalemate:

[delicate island]

How are you all have time to play chess while with school😭

[digital phoenix]

thats why rooks better than queen

[digital phoenix]

chess club and all in school

[drowsy crest]

imagine breaking the bad guy to his core so much so that he stops even trying to win against you

just gives up, broken loser

[lean owl]

i need to take a break i thought this was a stale

[digital phoenix]

personally i like to prolong game until almost mate and then resign just to piss the guy off

[delicate island]

Bro my rap went from 1866 👉 1500 now

[drowsy crest]

no social life is the best answer

[lean owl]

i dont understand what happend i used to dominate 1500

[hollow yacht]

hmmmmmm
NAHH cuz u get a point whatt🧐🧐

[grim edge]

mrrp meow

[drowsy crest]

ofc i do

[digital phoenix]

and if its 90+30 im definitely going to wait 20 minutes before resigning

what they gonna do report me for stalling otb

[lilac dust]

[hollow yacht]

ur just evil

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[grim edge]

meowwww

[drowsy crest]

I just leave the table

[digital phoenix]

had a 1700 fide not move in a mate in 1 for 20 minutes against me last time

literally ran the clock from 20 to 0

so instead of 3 hours dude made it like 3 and a half

[delicate island]

Is 1866 to 1500 okay? Or whay

[wheat cedar]

looking for a chess coach

[digital phoenix]

isnt that far still sort of recoverable

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1468 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[delicate island]

Just took 5 months break now I am shattered

[grim edge]

that is crazy though

[hollow yacht]

wait was that irl?

[digital phoenix]

yes

[delicate island]

Yow what's your rating

[digital phoenix]

first game of the tourney too so i had to wait for the last bus

[hollow yacht]

damnn 😹 how was it like tho?? like the eye contact must been crazy

[delicate island]

How about my bro turn from 2000 to 1600 is that even ok?

[digital phoenix]

he walked around

[hollow yacht]

😭😭😭

[digital phoenix]

i think 500 max for a long break before u actually lost all skill

[hollow yacht]

idk why's that hilarious

[delicate island]

Yeah we lost our skill to the point we forgot how/when to calculate

[lilac dust]

how do i become a chess streamer

[delicate island]

Step 1 : be famous

[lilac dust]

Step 2?

[digital phoenix]

create twitch account, try to play with viewers

cos when i find chess streamers on twitch i just go straight to those playing with viewers

and also be like interesting

[delicate island]

Tried that before but noone watches mine I did this for whole week

[digital phoenix]

sad

[grim edge]

:3

[delicate island]

Is 5 months actually long break in chess?

[digital phoenix]

oh ik why some streamers blew up u have to do it before a big event like wcc

[grim edge]

any break is too short in chess

[digital phoenix]

like one hour before so people can just randomly hang around

[grim edge]

world or women

[delicate island]

Mam I thought it's just short break

[digital phoenix]

world duh

[lament jacinth]

Cringe duck moment

[delicate island]

My is the worst I forgot now how to calculate and when to

[grim edge]

how does the knight move??

[digital phoenix]

realized i was using wrong account i was like why do i only get +9 against 2400

[grim edge]

Heya

||
||

[digital phoenix]

im gonna steal rating off people

im just bad

and i am trying to get it up people who get in my way are just unlucky

[digital phoenix]

that a worm bro

[grim edge]

newest iphone brag

https://tenor.com/view/apple-apples-an-apple-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away-lol-gif-9674770

[digital phoenix]

actually apple 6 no way

[hot geyser]

Whatever makes it less cursed

[arctic heart]

bad quality apples

not worth it

[graceful lintel]

aw hell nah my emoji is on 4th place dies

Almost there

[arctic heart]

you already watched one hour

[digital phoenix]

wow u got unlocked

[graceful lintel]

Yea thanks for pfp tho

[lean owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1125506050389446716.gif?size=48&name=skull_spin&quality=lossless

[lament jacinth]

Woa

[digital phoenix]

hm

[random drum]

back?

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179>
Does thie shit count as baiting because I think it does

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[digital phoenix]

it is i was just waiting to see who would ping

[random drum]

damm nice

[random drum]

He was talking about reaction on his msg

[lament jacinth]

How do you know he wasn't trying to spell the word Niger in reference to the African country

[lean owl]

i meant to type neglector

you should always think best of people

[graceful lintel]

how's it going
Just realised I was locked out for 15 days

[digital phoenix]

well the mods wont think so

[drowsy crest]

fr these racists be wildin

[lean owl]

he gets my point

im not a racist

lol

[digital phoenix]

i am a ceo of bruhno

[graceful lintel]

aw hell nah burn in hell

[lament jacinth]

Well you're blind thats for sure

[graceful lintel]

[lean owl]

shut

[digital phoenix]

i bet mods would ban instantly even if u meant something else

[graceful lintel]

Noooooo

[lean owl]

why

[digital phoenix]

thats what they do

[lean owl]

they dont give warnings

[lament jacinth]

Liberal moment

[digital phoenix]

yeah mute instantly my bad

[lean owl]

js a ban?

[tulip lichen]

@grim edge he's talking to you

[digital phoenix]

my meaning of ban is basically warning/timeout/lockout/ban could be anything

[tropic plaza]

I think its n word baiting

[lean owl]

im not

its just ur brain

[tropic plaza]

And btw ceo why were u lock out in the past few days @graceful lintel

[lean owl]

im not responsible for what u think lol

[graceful lintel]

No
I ain't listening to a <500 rated

[lament jacinth]

Goodluck explaining that to .mods

[tropic plaza]

I mean thats how some people get muted by baiting the n word no matter how you type it as long as you bait

[digital phoenix]

wait a minute neglect first 3 letters are neg

[tropic plaza]

Exactly

[tropic plaza]

He keeps putting reasons when clearly he tries to bait

[lament jacinth]

@sebermids this is just crazy

[tropic plaza]

No wayyyyyyyyyyy

[tropic plaza]

Imagine

[tulip lichen]

LAWSUIT

[digital phoenix]

shit wrong screenshot i had the rinqed pfp saved

[tropic plaza]

Xd

[tropic plaza]

Broski tryna find his way out

[tropic plaza]

Bro has rinqed pfp

[graceful lintel]

[fresh wind]

why are you posting my pfp?

[graceful lintel]

Waht

[fresh wind]

sorry wrong person

[digital phoenix]

oh no

[fresh wind]

but yes, that counts as baiting

[tropic plaza]

Seee

[lean owl]

i apologize

You have the right to mute me

[lament jacinth]

Salty

[tropic plaza]

Should have not unlocked you out

[fresh wind]

@digital phoenix I repeat, why are you posting my pfp?

[lament jacinth]

you posted your own pfp

It's literally your pfp

[lean owl]

he was making fun he said you looked like an average discord mod

[digital phoenix]

it is within my rights to post random pics

[lean owl]

Have some manners,why disrespect the mods who work hard to make the server a better place

[tropic plaza]

Wow did the mods give you mercy?

[digital phoenix]

i plead the fifth i need a lawyer

[lean owl]

This is unacceptable

[lean owl]

oh no

[fresh wind]

my pfp is not "some random pic"

[digital phoenix]

technically is it appears at the top of my screen

[lean owl]

These type of people make others insecure

[tropic plaza]

Did you receive mercy from the mods, if so thats incredible

[lament jacinth]

If you didn't want it to be public why did you make it your pfp

[digital phoenix]

like this guy

[lean owl]

They so not have a place here

[graceful lintel]

Bros trying to prove 4=5

[fresh wind]

because you know, I didn't think people would be stupid and mock me for it? I guess I thought too highly of everyone

[tropic plaza]

4=5 if you add one

[digital phoenix]

whos mocking'

[fresh wind]

you are

[lament jacinth]

I mean people couldve mocked it without posting it

[lean owl]

Dont make one bad person change ur perspective of others

[digital phoenix]

how is this mocking

[fresh wind]

saying I look like an average Discord mod?

[lean owl]

people who disrespect mods and make excuses dont belong here

[graceful lintel]

My reaction

[lean owl]

Making people insecure

[digital phoenix]

lmao i didnt say that at all guy just made it up when u asked

[tropic plaza]

Not that i ask

[lean owl]

pathetic do better

[digital phoenix]

i posted the pic bare without any comment following

[graceful lintel]

Well you can't add smth to only one side

[fresh wind]

also, you have my pfp SAVED?

[lean owl]

Too late

[fresh wind]

what is wrong with you

[lean owl]

Theyre obsessed

[lament jacinth]

He has everything saved

[tropic plaza]

If you add 1 to 4 it will be=5 simple math

[digital phoenix]

by save i mean in my clipboard

and by save i also mean a picture which i can screenshot again in one second

[tulip lichen]

he's obsessed

[lean owl]

Its in the screenshots file btw

[digital phoenix]

anyway heres something

[tulip lichen]

fr

[lean owl]

O oh

[digital phoenix]

lmfao

one sec i wanna take pic of my recents also

[fresh wind]

you're messed up

[tropic plaza]

U did it for impersonating a mod xd

[fresh wind]

seriously

[tulip lichen]

threaten to ban him until he changes it @fresh wind

[graceful lintel]

Not my fault

[lean owl]

8th grade physics he is underaged

[digital phoenix]

Average discord user recents

[graceful lintel]

Didn't knew it I couldve get banned for doing that

[lament jacinth]

8th grade is 13

[digital phoenix]

im not deleting like 7 replicas of my fifa team cos too lazy

[lament jacinth]

Turning 14

[tulip lichen]

8th grade is 13 dumbass

[digital phoenix]

its 14

[lean owl]

@fresh wind this guy has 8th grade chem means hes underaged to be here do something

[tulip lichen]

exactly

[drowsy crest]

"new"

[jaunty heron]

how to check someone’s profile?

[digital phoenix]

how old do u think 8th grade is

[fresh wind]

they're only underage if they're under 13

[tulip lichen]

depends on how early you enter school

[lean owl]

13

[jaunty heron]

i wanna see their peak

[digital phoenix]

maybe in england it could be 12

[lean owl]

yes thats what i mean

[digital phoenix]

u realize 13 is ok to be on discord

he could be 20

[lean owl]

Indeed

[lament jacinth]

Imagine being from England

[lean owl]

Why would he have 8th grade phy saved?

[drowsy crest]

as a bri'sh I indeedd was 12 while i was in 8th

[digital phoenix]

blatant racism banned

[lean owl]

https://tenor.com/view/fan-average-yelling-british-argument-gif-20849454

[tulip lichen]

lil bro thought he was up to something 😭 🙏

[lean owl]

Indeed

[digital phoenix]

gotta ping all mods next time to prove a point

crazy

[vital acorn]

Who has summoned me

[silver patio]

bri ish

[tulip lichen]

@amber carbon change the pronouns bro

[vital acorn]

You fool

[fresh wind]

I already locked him out

[digital phoenix]

most average amogus player

[tulip lichen]

naw lil bro didn't even get a warning first thats crazy😭 🙏

[silver patio]

among us is so 2021 yk?

[digital phoenix]

auto ban fr

[tulip lichen]

shut up and go drink your starbucks ice latte

[lament jacinth]

I'd argue that it should be

[graceful lintel]

Saved might use later

[digital phoenix]

so should roblox players

[lament jacinth]

No one above the age of 12 plays roblox

[empty hare]

.... when life.. gives you lemon.. you make lemonade..

[silver patio]

i hate coffee and latte and all that shit

[digital phoenix]

average loser

[vital acorn]

What the

[tulip lichen]

then why are you speaking in a white woman way

[grim edge]

Life is roblox

[vital acorn]

(May I swear)

[silver patio]

it's a joke 😭

[tulip lichen]

roadblocks*

[digital phoenix]

what the shit

[fresh wind]

calling people a loser for doing what they enjoy when you just post Discord pfp in public

smh

[tulip lichen]

oh mb og never happening again

[silver patio]

nah you're good it wasn't obvious at all now that i think about it

[empty hare]

... you have a clock that's ticking right now... once it stops ticking... you'll meet your fate..

[lament jacinth]

Bold of you to assume posting pfps isn't something he enjoys

[empty hare]

[digital phoenix]

chess.com titled player

[fresh wind]

if it is, that's just weird

[vital acorn]

No you got it wrong
Roblox is a platform with ultimate amount of toxicity and dumb kids.

[silver patio]

that actually made me laugh out loud

[high ledge]

Hi btw

[digital phoenix]

cat

[grim edge]

Depends what game you play

[vital acorn]

Play chess.com instead 👍
(And lichess too)

[digital phoenix]

ive scrolled too much discord doesnt wanna load more users

[high ledge]

[cinder sky]

Bruh i just tilted 40 rating points in bullet

[grim edge]

I used to play a lot of roblox obbies but now i play chess and geometry dash

[empty hare]

..I just found out... you have brains in your head

[vital acorn]

Can you screenshot your keyboard? I wonder how many copypastas do you have

[empty hare]

.. the purpose of life... is to live happy..

[vital acorn]

Thanks that explains it

[empty hare]

... to be.. or not to be... that is the question..

[vital acorn]

I'm a 400 sorry

[digital phoenix]

i think i broke it

[empty hare]

.. doing what you want... is like freedom..

[digital phoenix]

freedom??? ew

[vital acorn]

Nah that guy with among us PFP do

[lament jacinth]

Would you rather have a life. Parter, family, friends, social life. Hobbies, job etc, or play chess

[digital phoenix]

have a life

[vital acorn]

I rather touch grass

[digital phoenix]

ive hit my peak in chess

id drop it anytime to represent uni in football or something

[empty hare]

... everyday.. is a fight to be free..

[vital acorn]

That's it. Is this spam guys?

[livid basin]

By eren yaegar

[digital phoenix]

burn amogus burn

[vital acorn]

(I do still be playing among us but that guy is the Asia server player)

[tulip lichen]

bro thinks he's eren

[empty hare]

You... have the freedom.. to control your destiny..

[tulip lichen]

you're not a joestar bro
wrong anime
@empty hare

[digital phoenix]

undeserved draw

he went offline damn

[graceful lintel]

Understandable

[vital acorn]

Two words that may revolutionise this server:

[livid basin]

How to get banned?

[raven cedar]

Actually not, every action we do already has been made by our brain, we basically have the illusion of "free will'

[vital acorn]

Ping mod.

[tulip lichen]

violate the rules

[empty hare]

Men.. are never so good or so bad as their opinion...

[raven cedar]

Start flooding the chat

[vital acorn]

Be @empty hare

[empty hare]

Hello

[frosty lagoon]

blunder pro

[vital acorn]

I'm sure he'll be banned soon for flooding

[void fjord]

Checkmate

[vital acorn]

Bro you're dead serious rn

[tropic plaza]

U stupid fr

[digital phoenix]

crazy pings

[livid basin]

Bye

[digital phoenix]

if he gets away with this hes gonna be a legend

[vital acorn]

I guess you did the right thing since the guy floods the chat

[livid basin]

Stay silent everyone

[tulip lichen]

wow

[empty hare]

..So me writing like 7 quotes is considered flooding.... but you living here texting 24/7 ..isn't considered flooding?..

[livid basin]

Let me live

[tulip lichen]

that won't get you banned dumbass

just a mute

[vital acorn]

Absolutely

[digital phoenix]

absolutely

[tulip lichen]

you wastes your opportunity @livid basin

[keen stump]

"life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced" - I could not disagree more

[empty hare]

Equality

[silver patio]

bullet isn't real chess

[high ledge]

He was summoned

[silver patio]

frr

[cinder sky]

but i want to hit 3000

[silver patio]

tilting 40 elo isn't good in that case

[jagged minnow]

I hit 640 today

[cinder sky]

was 250 away

[silver patio]

#rip

[silver patio]

290 now?

[empty hare]

You got this man..

[cinder sky]

[vital acorn]

I counted all since I'm summoned, it's 9 quotes

Btw I'm out

[noble radish]

I tried both, eating just one is easier

[digital phoenix]

play rated bullet against me and lose

[random drum]

||If u are reading this then u are a nerd||

[noble radish]

Someone wanna play bullet?

[random drum]

rating?

[noble radish]

If you want

[digital phoenix]

hes asking ur rating not for rated

[random drum]

I asked what's ur rating

[noble radish]

Oh

[digital phoenix]

amaythesmall

[random drum]

thanks

[noble radish]

My is 868

[random drum]

Nooo I am great

[random drum]

Ohh good. 1 minute or 1+1?

[drowsy crest]

sup brokies (I earned 0.30 cents by doing house chores)

[noble radish]

1+1

[random drum]

https://play.chess.com/yFXN2

1 game

[cinder sky]

no

[noble radish]

gg

[random drum]

Damm

Gg It's a bad day for me. but yeah you played good

[noble radish]

Thx

How can I get the rated thing in my roles?

[random drum]

do /connect

to connect ur account and then after a week u will get trusted role

or u can directly connect from chesscom

[jagged minnow]

@noble radish wanna play a blitz match?

[fickle rampart]

Omg Magnus is playing the London

[jagged minnow]

Joe you are 25 years old

[fickle rampart]

Isn’t it crazy Magnus turns 33 next month lol

[fickle rampart]

😤

[jagged minnow]

Isn't it crazy I turn 17 the month after next month

[surreal ridge]

I am back, and actually decent this time and know what I'm doing

[drowsy crest]

isnt it crazy I turn 56 tomorrow

[fickle rampart]

Nice

[jagged minnow]

@lament jacinth will you have a chess match with me I want more tips

[lament jacinth]

I don't know how to play chess

[jagged minnow]

[nocturne elk]

Y’all ever just castle on the first move? 💀

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/gonna-pank-my-dad-gif-23986789

[drowsy crest]

I hate when my opponent ddoes that

[jagged minnow]

I hate when my opponent doesn't use this amazing stuff

[frank nest]

guys i lost my game cuz of this move, what should i have done as black

[nocturne elk]

Offered a

[jagged minnow]

Pawn break

[frank nest]

what does that mean

[peak plank]

develop your bishop to g7 rather than g6

[nocturne elk]

Maybe add more defenders to the knight i guess

[nocturne elk]

^ yee

[peak plank]

Thats very vague and it doesnt make sense- why would black want to break open the center while the king is there?

[nocturne elk]

C6*

[frank nest]

i played room g8

[jagged minnow]

Idk I am 600

[viscid jacinth]

What tf is this spirit event

[surreal ridge]

I'll teach u

[severe oxide]

rizz?

[graceful lintel]

Waht?

[surreal ridge]

no

[severe oxide]

a <500 teaching a 1500 genius

[jagged minnow]

Chess rizz

[surreal ridge]

im like 2000

[nocturne elk]

Why the bishop-less fianchetto though?

[severe oxide]

ur rating roles say otherwise LMAO

[surreal ridge]

I didnt update them

[severe oxide]

do /profile

and it auto updates idiot

[surreal ridge]

im 400 😭

[severe oxide]

no shit

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Galaxy (galaxy_im_a_bot)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Galaxy (galaxy_im_a_bot)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 397 (peak)
Blitz: 162 (256 peak)
Bullet: 293 (310 peak)

[digital phoenix]

ur a bot

[surreal ridge]

im amazing

bruh

[graceful lintel]

No ur shit

[surreal ridge]

no

[severe oxide]

when will the #freealice campaign finally end 😔🙏

[jagged minnow]

No

[surreal ridge]

also 397 wasnt my peak, it was above 400

[graceful lintel]

When he'll appeal

[next swallow]

good rating bro

[surreal ridge]

thank u

[flat gyro]

400s not bad

[graceful lintel]

good rating bro

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> disgufr

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 641 (630 peak)
Blitz: 245 (434 peak)
Bullet: 280 (284 peak)

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[severe oxide]

he got perm banned not locked out

[graceful lintel]

💀

[little elm]

wait is the prize event today?

[severe oxide]

i’m currently lawyering for him

[surreal ridge]

I barely play tho, I mostly play puzzles, got 1700, that good for a 400 rapid player?

[drowsy crest]

bro do no'n wrong

[nocturne elk]

A “he” alice??

[next swallow]

pretty good

[graceful lintel]

Nop

[flat gyro]

poor alice 😔

[surreal ridge]

tyty

[severe oxide]

he just said a Sicilian variation and got banned 😔🙏

[digital phoenix]

ur a bad lawyer

[nocturne elk]

I m confusion

[compact beacon]

bruh why did I get 2 players in my last 3 games that played the damiano defense

[severe oxide]

no i’m making ground and the unban is coming

[flat gyro]

goofy ahh

[severe oxide]

i got him unbanned in chess academy

[little elm]

wait its in 1 hour

maybe i can play

[jagged minnow]

Man so sad my p3ak was 630 now I am 641

[digital phoenix]

what did he do in chess academy

[peak plank]

Im busy during both times 😦

[surreal ridge]

wanna 1v1

[grim edge]

Test

Hey guys

[jagged minnow]

Yes

[drowsy crest]

free my bro

[surreal ridge]

dm

[graceful lintel]

Imma pray 🙏😔🫡🔥🗣️🙏😔

[compact beacon]

(currently 873 elo)

[graceful lintel]

This guy

[compact beacon]

closer and closer to 4 digit elo

[primal mirage]

@digital phoenix dropped to 1k yet for tourney?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Chysirr ♟ (chysir)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Chysirr ♟ (chysir)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1550 (1578 peak)
Blitz: 1546 (1661 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (1648 peak)

[graceful lintel]

He was literally 1500 few days ago

[little elm]

there is u2200 prize?

[primal mirage]

ye

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Liam Clery (liamclery2020)

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Name: Liam Clery (liamclery2020)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1856 (1881 peak)
Blitz: 2217 (2237 peak)
Bullet: 2624 (peak)

[jagged minnow]

Cheater?

[little elm]

i could lose 18 rating

[primal mirage]

just drop ur blits like 18 bro

[graceful lintel]

Maybe

[primal mirage]

I cant play cuz of work dammit

[little elm]

skill issue

[primal mirage]

work till 2am 🙂

gotta love life

[graceful lintel]

I wake up at 4:45 am to go to coaching

[next swallow]

im just curious, do most of intermediate and advanced player in here is a adult?

[primal mirage]

Lmao tfff

[grim edge]

TRAIN ME

[graceful lintel]

Cries

[grim edge]

Oh shet u a coach

[graceful lintel]

It's not my account
But I have this

[next swallow]

you become a coach in chess?

[grim edge]

Oh

Ma bad

[stiff sparrow]

yes

[graceful lintel]

Nop 💀

[stiff sparrow]

actually guys I need chess coach to help me become chess boxer

[grim edge]

u watch too much levy

[graceful lintel]

I go to coaching To study maths science and other subjects bc my school is shit

[graceful lintel]

Levy has changed alot

[grim edge]

?

[graceful lintel]

💀

[next swallow]

wtf is chess boxer 😭

[stiff sparrow]

its chess + boxing

[grim edge]

Play chess and punch ppl

[rare pecan]

my chesscom rating is 1300, idk how to improve

[stiff sparrow]

honestly I get so angry playing chess like the power of 10 lions in my mind

[graceful lintel]

Probably get a coach
Starts Coughing

[stiff sparrow]

so it seems like a good sport for me to do

I would literally anhilate the opponent

[next swallow]

I ever heard of thta, but how do that even work

[stiff sparrow]

you do boxing and chess, I dunno how you don't get it?

[rare pecan]

your mind doesn't work after getting punches or getting exhausted

either win at chess or boxing

[next swallow]

so while you playing c hess, you have a fight with someone?

[graceful lintel]

Probably like when ur losing u randomly get up and beat the shit out of ur opponent and then win

[stiff sparrow]

no

[grim edge]

Like chess then boxing then chess i thunk

Or other way around

[stiff sparrow]

its like done in rounds I think

[rare pecan]

yea yea

[stiff sparrow]

so you do part boxing then next round is chess and so forth

[next swallow]

Now I understand

[digital phoenix]

10 baby lion cubs

[stiff sparrow]

uh

[grim edge]

Dont worry u not dumb (we lower rated than u)

[rare pecan]

one round boxing, one round chess

[stiff sparrow]

it would be cool if it was British martial art

but with swords, so like fencing but real swords + chess

[digital phoenix]

how to play chess

[stiff sparrow]

I learned by playing

[grim edge]

E4

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[rare pecan]

💀

[next swallow]

play and randomly get smart of that

[grim edge]

I learnt by watching some chinese show

[grim edge]

Ok this me

[graceful lintel]

Good video

[next swallow]

bruh we're the same

[grim edge]

Zamn

[grim edge]

When did u start chess

[graceful lintel]

Ded chat

[severe oxide]

i’m back

[digital phoenix]

studying chess is for noobs

[grim edge]

Welcum back

[severe oxide]

studying in general is for noobs

[next swallow]

prolly when I was a little kid, but starting playing often at 12 until now

[graceful lintel]

[fading fern]

does anyone know what happened to firouzja, why isnt he playing in tournaments?

[grim edge]

Zamn i started at february 💀

[digital phoenix]

zzzzz

[severe oxide]

coz he’s cringe

[grim edge]

Although i did played it when i was 6

But havent touched it ever since until february

[next swallow]

nah your improving pretty fast

[graceful lintel]

Don't lie

[severe oxide]

i learnt the game at like 6 and started playing the game again at feb or january

[grim edge]

💀..

[graceful lintel]

Aryan trying 💀

[next swallow]

do you feel doubtfull to yourself?

[rare pecan]

you'll started so early, I started this year

[grim edge]

Yes

But idc ill still play until i reach 2000

[graceful lintel]

Good luck

[rare pecan]

I want to reach 2000 too

[grim edge]

Thx

[rare pecan]

i am stuck at 1300

[graceful lintel]

Sed

[next swallow]

you should not took many time reaching 1200 as myself reach it in 1 month. maybe you can get there after a few years or something

[severe oxide]

i got from 1300 to 1400 in 3 days so get good scrub

[graceful lintel]

Just win then

Don't make blunders

[rare pecan]

alr alr

[severe oxide]

facts

[grim edge]

Zamn

[elfin crag]

hello everyone 👋

[severe oxide]

if u make better moves u simply win the game

[next swallow]

Hello

[elfin crag]

silence

[fickle rampart]

I went from 120 to 3200 in a day

[severe oxide]

trash

[graceful lintel]

I was never a 120
I started at 3200

[grim edge]

ur pfp says it all

[little elm]

who is playing the prize tournament

[fickle rampart]

Amazing*

[fickle rampart]

Mmhmmm

[severe oxide]

i got from 89 to 3590 in an hour

[graceful lintel]

[silver bear]

hiii

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo is goated bruh now you can learn music on it

[grim edge]

Fr?

[fickle rampart]

Not clickbait!

[fickle rampart]

Ya

[graceful lintel]

Fr
Btw check this out
Try it

[lament jacinth]

Oh really

[silver bear]

does anyone knows how to get chess.com api????

[severe oxide]

bro is a walking duolingo ad

[fickle rampart]

Capppppp

[elfin crag]

y?

[graceful lintel]

api?

[fickle rampart]

It’s my side hustle

[rare pecan]

lmao

[silver bear]

yes api

[fickle rampart]

Work 9-5 then Duolingo the rest of the day

[graceful lintel]

What's api

[silver bear]

because i want to extract data?

[elfin crag]

bruh💀

[elfin crag]

y??

silence

[next swallow]

dead chat

[elfin crag]

silence intensifies

[sterile tusk]

Hi

[silver bear]

you can become scientist

[sterile tusk]

On my way home my head was done and i still played rated 😭

[elfin crag]

y?!

[sterile tusk]

-70 elo

[next swallow]

Bro felt true pain 😭

[surreal ridge]

yeah maybe

[elfin crag]

we all have... unfortunately...

[jagged minnow]

Elo issue

[sterile tusk]

This Weekend i wanted to go for 2k

[shrewd lily]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/91462122979

[worn ice]

Nuke (1813) vs. Reyhan160319 (1816)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 d6 4. d3 g6 5. Bd2 Bg7 6. Be2 Nf6 7. Bg5 h6 8. Bxf6 Bxf6 9. Qd2 O-O 10. Qxh6 Bg7 11. Qe3 e5 12. O-O-O Kh7 13. Ng5+ Kg8 14. Nh3 Kh7 15. Kb1 Nd4 16. Ng5+ Kg8 17. h4 Bh6 18. Qg3 b5 19. Bf3 f5 20. exf5 Nxf5 21. Qh2 Rb8 22. Bd5+ Kg7 23. Nce4 Bd7 24. c4 bxc4 25. dxc4 Qb6 26. b3 a5 27. Rd3 a4 28. g4 Nd4 29. Kb2 axb3 30. axb3 Nxb3 31. Kc3 Qa5+ 32. Kc2 Qa2+ 33. Kc3 Nc1 34. Ne6+ Bxe6 35. Qxe5+ [Kh7] 36. Ng5+ Bxg5 37. hxg5+ Kg8 38. Bxe6+ Rf7 39. Qh8# 

[elfin crag]

a year ago i wanted to be 1.5k... i barely came back to 1k

[lament jacinth]

Wdym maybe

[shrewd lily]

INSANE blunder

[surreal ridge]

dm me we'll talk

[silver bear]

stop playing when tilting

[elfin crag]

ouououououououououououou, that looks tasty

[sterile tusk]

I tried

[silver bear]

does someone knows how to get api

[elfin crag]

r u gonna hack chess.com?

silence again

[stable mirage]

nice

[grim edge]

i wonder if monarch taste more tender than other humans

[fathom reef]

i hate myself, i was up against this guy and i premoved and blundered a full rook going on to lose the game

[silver patio]

premoved why

[silver bear]

does someone knows if theres a webpage where theres list of puzzles with there ids

[fathom reef]

because i didnt see the move where his king moved close to my rook

i thought it was forced mate

[silver patio]

still

[fathom reef]

this is the worst day of my life

[silver patio]

why did you premove

[silver patio]

you deserve the loss tbf

[fathom reef]

because i was feeling confident

[silver patio]

never premove unless it's a ladder checkmate or if you are hikaru nakamura

[fathom reef]

it was ladder

but he moved his king close to my rook

[grim edge]

worst feeling ever is almost flagging someone and then getting mated

thank goodness it was unrated

[drowsy crest]

bro whats skibidi toilet

my friend said he got some skibidi toilet rule34

[grim edge]

woah

[silver patio]

don't premove ladder unless you are using queen

[grim edge]

skibidi toilet is a war between camera, speaker, and tv people vs toilet heads

[drowsy crest]

fr tho what is it

[silver patio]

some dum shit idk

[willow elbow]

anyone wanna play

[drowsy crest]

tf 💀

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-skibidi-toilet-gif-13421201267508602529

[silver patio]

stupid cartoon shit idk

[silver patio]

yeah that

using same audio

[drowsy crest]

WHTAT does he mean by rule 34 of that

[silver patio]

he is cringe and you should never talk to him again

it's like saying sigma rule 83

[drowsy crest]

💀

[grim edge]

he probably has rule 34 of the tv or speaker people

[silver patio]

me unrated tho

[willow elbow]

alright

[dull marsh]

My best brilliant

[silver patio]

i'm pretty bad tho

[dull marsh]

I saw mate in 18

[grim edge]

wrong follow up though

[silver patio]

ohh i thought you moved the rook up

[dull marsh]

Still won his queen

[silver patio]

it's a promotion lol mb

[dull marsh]

I won with 3 sec left

[stable mirage]

yes and didn’t play it, of course

[dull marsh]

Win his queen is enough

[silver patio]

aren't you gonna send the link

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/ijw3U

[drowsy crest]

rookie

btw this finally broke my 12 game losingstreak

[dull marsh]

This is comon but good enough

[drowsy crest]

6.6

come on 😭

[coral hatch]

Long long man.

[drowsy crest]

thats what she said

[plush relic]

Should always stop after 3 losses

[jovial vector]

Yeah I just lost 3 in a row lol had to end it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Horsey Nguyễn Hoàng Lâm Phong (horseyishere)

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Name: Horsey Nguyễn Hoàng Lâm Phong (horseyishere)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1528 (peak)
Blitz: 1118 (peak)
Bullet: 636 (peak)

[dull marsh]

Oops i droped my profile

[coral hatch]

Hi

[plush relic]

2 in a row, acceptable, you can come back from that but draw the line at 3

[drowsy crest]

she said "can't end on a loss"

[coral hatch]

I haven't played chess for two days.

[plush relic]

I know the feeling

[coral hatch]

I always play the 1 hour game, 30 minutes each side.

[jovial vector]

Terrible day of chess 3-1😭

[drowsy crest]

chizu come on you were supposed to be 1200, atleast after my 40 elo loss 💀

[jovial vector]

Dude I lost like 30 elo

[drowsy crest]

did you lose against 900's 💀

[jovial vector]

No lol I just keep getting in time trouble and all hell breaks lose maybe I should just convert back to 15+10 how I used to

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[drowsy crest]

whatever feels right bro

[real sun]

yooooo

[drowsy crest]

but you gotta hit that 1200

before 23

WE gotta hit that 1200 before 23

[real sun]

free Palestine

[drowsy crest]

sup coach

[boreal cosmos]

hi

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[drowsy crest]

whats good

[real sun]

wdym nah uh

[boreal cosmos]

doing prep for otb tomorrow

[stable mirage]

see mate in 18, play mate in 18

[drowsy crest]

I aint doin allat

[drowsy crest]

rated?

[boreal cosmos]

no

[next swallow]

anyone up for a unrated chess game...

[willow elbow]

me

[drowsy crest]

any GMs there?

[next swallow]

gimme a link

[boreal cosmos]

its 1 game (otb)

[willow elbow]

alr

[echo kestrel]

This is normal for 2000 blitz, right?

[drowsy crest]

ah gl

[drowsy crest]

extremely

[boreal cosmos]

sure

[dull marsh]

I have a boxing macth with a 7yo kid tommorow

[willow elbow]

@next swallow check dms

[real sun]

committing war crimes, thats wutsup huh?

[dull marsh]

I want be racer and now people called me racist

[tulip lichen]

he declined the draw chat

[next swallow]

in chess.com bro

[dull marsh]

Black accually winniny

[tulip lichen]

oh ok sure bro

[next swallow]

not lichess

[tulip lichen]

eval bar go crazy bro

[dull marsh]

Checker.com

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/sZ9QS

[tulip lichen]

he has no time bro

[drowsy crest]

I aint do shit gang 💀

[dull marsh]

That game should be draw if youre stupid

[willow elbow]

@next swallow accept the challenge bro

[real sun]

no worries u support palestine tho right?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Horsey Nguyễn Hoàng Lâm Phong (horseyishere)

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Name: Horsey Nguyễn Hoàng Lâm Phong (horseyishere)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1536 (peak)
Blitz: 1118 (peak)
Bullet: 636 (peak)

[dull marsh]

+8 me happy

[drowsy crest]

i aint support no'n I am too young for politics

[boreal cosmos]

no politics here

[real sun]

i am 14

[real sun]

okay my bad

[dull marsh]

How much you coach each month

[drowsy crest]

I am older than you lmao

[silver patio]

Yo @willow elbow mb bro i had to go but i'm back now

[drowsy crest]

still i ddont wanna get involved in politics

[real sun]

bruv lol, no worries all good

[drowsy crest]

not ready to read a book or 8 on some war

[dull marsh]

I solo 3 kid at the same time

In boxing

[boreal cosmos]

0

[real sun]

u dont watch news or smth

[drowsy crest]

its all false information made to look a specific side look good

does my sentence make sense

[real sun]

true

[drowsy crest]

I am kinda sleepy, sorry if its hard to understand

[mystic girder]

Hi

[dull marsh]

Youre 2100 you should got 1 soon

[real sun]

nah, its cool

[boreal cosmos]

im 2400 online

[dull marsh]

Im 300 in every place

[boreal cosmos]

why on earth would i tell you that

dont worry, i am

[ancient zodiac]

Hey

[supple imp]

Sup