💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

*organise

[trail prism]

Ye

[brisk frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-boom-gif-6755110088236923667

[charred sparrow]

it doesn't matter hw many people. but a good tournament should have like atleast 16 people. And make sure theres an even amount of people.

[grim edge]

Atleast 15

[wraith gyro]

I will need to find some game I play a lot

[blazing creek]

okay

but it shouldn't be hard to find if you usually get 2400 on game review

[charred sparrow]

my game blitz games reviews always say im rated 1100-1200 but im 900

[trail prism]

K

[real sable]

Hi again

[trail prism]

Hi doggy

[cloud garnet]

London is the best

[charred sparrow]

no...

[cloud garnet]

ayo Political mods

[charred sparrow]

lol

[cloud garnet]

London is a nice city

@charred sparrowjk

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-caught-in4k-chungus-gif-19840038

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in4k-gif-24567243

[charred sparrow]

going to london is how u get stabbed

[cloud garnet]

ayo thats political

and violence in chat

hahhahahaha jk

[real sable]

Got exams tmrw, I hope I pass without studying

[trail prism]

Giving me a chainsaw is the way for me to nearly cut my foot

[charred sparrow]

lol

[trail prism]

I got math exam not studyed cuz it is simple it is the 2nd type ecuation ax²+bx+c = 0

You resolve it through Delta then depending on delta u can show value of x

[cloud garnet]

bro I did a quize in chem the teacher came to me looked at the paper and sayed what are you doing? what is that? 💀

[trail prism]

Y'all ever heard of tetration ?

[rocky mural]

yes

[trail prism]

I had chemistry test and I writed the chemical composition of methamphetamine

[cloud garnet]

really?

[trail prism]

Nearly got expelled

[cloud garnet]

why?

[trail prism]

Ye I think I got the test papers at home

[cloud garnet]

why did you do that

[trail prism]

Cuz of trolling

[cloud garnet]

?

[trail prism]

I was bored

[cloud garnet]

wait how the teacher knows 💀 @trail prism

💀

[trail prism]

He is Walter White

[cloud garnet]

how much did you get in the end?

[trail prism]

10/10

[cloud garnet]

0-100?

[trail prism]

100

[cloud garnet]

[wraith gyro]

how can I see more of my games in recent games it shows only 20 or so

[cloud garnet]

I have a terrible teacher in school

[trail prism]

He said to write the composition of a substance and I did so yes

[worthy flume]

my honest reaction (i won russian with bongloud)

[steep drum]

I'm gonna play bongloud rn

[stable mirage]

1000 when

[tacit spoke]

gg man

[cloud garnet]

@trail prismbro we have a different teacher on Fridays and she wrote a wrong equation and we had to correct her and you know what she wrote H+2 at the first lesson on the next one she asked us to explain her something and it was our material she had to teach

[trail prism]

💀

[cloud garnet]

H+2 bro

[trail prism]

I fell sorry for ya

[cloud garnet]

I corrected by mistake

she wrote H+2

[trail prism]

She the kind of teacher to say : " Drink H2O2 kids it is good for your health " xD

[cloud garnet]

H+2😭

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[trail prism]

Welp I gtg need to make posters for the club

[cloud garnet]

Canva?

[grim edge]

i feel like im black

[trail prism]

Ain't u tho ?

[grim edge]

no

[trail prism]

In pfp the is a noir man

Oh I thought it was u

[grim edge]

its kanye

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> liquidloggin

This is the Chess.com profile of liquidloggin. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1166 (1213 peak)
Blitz: 817 (849 peak)
Bullet: 642 (777 peak)

[trail prism]

Oooh

[grim edge]

this is me

the guy in cc pfp

[trail prism]

U looking fine

Women are attracted?

[grim edge]

thanks my guy

[stable mirage]

smh 900 first

[grim edge]

fair amount yea

[trail prism]

Today I had to ignore 5 girls

[grim edge]

aye good for u

[trail prism]

That ain't good they stupid

Cuz they are trying to get relationship but I ain't need it

[cloud garnet]

@trail prismdms

[trail prism]

I need to study for school

[grim edge]

ur pulling its goof

good

[indigo badger]

No longer timeout

[cloud garnet]

"political"?

[trail prism]

The nword is coming

[cloud garnet]

Welcome Back!@indigo badger.

[strange skiff]

welcome back

[trail prism]

Shiwt I almost dislocated my wrist

[strange skiff]

lmao

[indigo badger]

Yes my ni-

[strange skiff]

that was short lived

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1454 (1455 peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[strange skiff]

[cloud garnet]

he didnt add the l

[strange skiff]

dude just came back from a damn timeout smh

[stable mirage]

truly a genius

[strange skiff]

he can appeal it aint a ban ban

[trail prism]

Carrots are rally good

[strange skiff]

hey sirius

[little elm]

carlsen losing?

[stable mirage]

hi

[strange skiff]

ooo is he

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/731951200165167245/1048275920399646741/unknown.png

[trail prism]

Fr

I am a romanian and even I won't play caro again

[vast gull]

Carlsen bad goat

[trail prism]

True

How can me get blunder master role

[shadow panther]

ni||ce ca||r

[trail prism]

Lupin on Netflix is hella fire

[unique lance]

5 bucks says you're a white guy, roughly 17

[willow elbow]

anyone wanna play

[shadow panther]

16

[trail prism]

How to check that stats

[unique lance]

isn't it amazing that I knew that? almost like yall all think alike

[trail prism]

;-;

[shadow panther]

damn that's wild

[midnight fjord]

how can i check those stats

[elfin crag]

hello everone 👋

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/Sc1tL

[elfin crag]

@grim edge can u look my insights?

[midnight fjord]

is this even decent or it sucks

well hikaru has more blunders than me

[elfin crag]

lame, i got that free 1month sub and i forgot to check my insights 🤪

[midnight fjord]

thats good ig

[stable mirage]

imagine only 0.2% brilliant moves smh

[verbal bolt]

How do you check

r.i.p

[elfin crag]

^^^

[willow elbow]

gg 😭

[unique lance]

I wonder how fast I can get to 1800 from 1250

[proven sapphire]

i am back

[real sable]

@grim edge game?, even tho I'm weak I'll give it a try

[proven sapphire]

u may have a solid number of brilliants, but have u ever got 4 in a row?

[stable mirage]

ew 0.1%

[proven sapphire]

not a farm tho there wer genuinely good moves

[real sable]

I know, but ples

[proven sapphire]

these might be backwards but here are the moves

💀

[dreamy siren]

13 emotional manipulation attempts

[stable mirage]

all doing the same thing too

[dreamy siren]

Haha the algorithm is just so bad!

[proven sapphire]

im asking AI to generate a wallpaper with the brilliant chess logo

[dreamy siren]

I make 2 move basic calculations that happened to involve a sacrifice all the time so I probably did I just don't care to check cause ik the algorithm is flawed

[dreamy siren]

The logo of emotional manipulation

[proven sapphire]

the logo of prestige

bro missed

damn

these are more interesting

Brillianit 💀

idk if it will make of celebrities

whats the name of the brilliant colour?

[stable mirage]

pefrect speling

[proven sapphire]

cyan

[proven sapphire]

ofc ofc

[stable mirage]

give it a color id instead

[proven sapphire]

oh shi yeah i could

whats the colour ID of the brillinat tho lemme find out

[elfin crag]

greetings 👋 ... again

[dreamy siren]

Imagine being a super GM who took years and spent hours upon hours mastering amazing positional, maneuvering, solid, etc. Games(any games that don't involve sacrifices but are still very nicely impressive games) just to have the biggest chess platform spread the idea to the entire chess youth that theres nothing special about any of that chess and only sacrifices can be true brilliant chess. Super disrespectful towards them cause theyre accomplishments truly are brilliant while a lot of these sacrificial patterns are literally rated below 1000 on their own website! The more time goes by the chess community will simply think sacrifices are the only way chess can be played brilliantly and the idea of other ways of playing chess being brilliant just won't make sense to people cause they've been taught different their whole life. No justice here probably the worst thing that's ever happened to the chess community.

[elfin crag]

too many words

anyways, are you doing ai stuff again?

[proven sapphire]

i am yes

[grim edge]

positional sacrifices are the best

[elfin crag]

pefrect

[real sable]

Your name is Lucky?

If yes, gg I did a single blunder

[grim edge]

like i remember this one game where garry chess sacked his rook for a bishop on b7 in some sicilian to make his knight on d5 immortal

[real sable]

Damn

I lost control of the game

Can I see the review?

I suck

[proven sapphire]

nah tbh thats not right. The reason the brilliant blew up is because of how popular chess became. If it wasnt for the brilliant, there wouldnt be countless online edits and short for content to attract the younger audience into chess. You should be thanking the brilliant symbol as it has atracted so much popularity. Do you think this server would be this active? do you think everyone in this server is old and aprechiates chess from long time ago? Let the masters aprechiate other masters and the lower rated players aprechiate a genuinely good move to win

[tulip lichen]

cyan

[worn ice]

Guest4002560676 (800) vs. Lucky (647)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nf3 d5 3. d3 Bg4 4. Be2 dxe4 5. dxe4 e6 6. Qxd8+ Kxd8 7. Be3 Bb4+ 8. c3 Ba5 9. Na3 Nf6 10. O-O-O+ Ke7 11. Rhe1 Nbd7 12. b4 Bb6 13. Bxb6 axb6 14. h3 Bxf3 15. Bxf3 Rxa3 16. e5 Nd5 17. Bxd5 cxd5 18. Rd3 Rc8 19. Kb2 Ra7 20. Red1 Rca8 21. a3 Rxa3 22. Kc1 Nxe5 23. R3d2 Ra1+ 24. Kc2 R8a2+ 25. Kb3 Rxd2 26. Rxd2 Rg1 27. f4 Nc6 28. c4 dxc4+ 29. Kxc4 b5+ 30. Kxb5 Rf1 31. Kb6 Rxf4 32. Kxb7 Nxb4 33. Rb2 Nd5 34. Ka7 e5 35. Rb7+ Kf6 36. g4 e4 37. Rd7 Ne7 38. Rd6+ Ke5 39. Rd7 Ke6 40. Rb7 e3 41. Rb6+ Kd5 42. Rb5+ Kc6 43. Rb6+ Kc5 44. Rb7 Nc6+ 45. Ka8 Re4 46. Rc7 Re8+ 47. Kb7 Rb8+ 48. Ka6 Rb6# 

[grim edge]

:3c

[proven sapphire]

paragraph for paragraph sir

fax

the brilliant logo has attracted so many younger chess players and popularity

[real sable]

I did a single blunder, that made me lose control

[proven sapphire]

i guarantee after the whole chess serge the average age of this server dropped drastically

and the brilliant logo and online edits are part of it

[elfin crag]

i like just !! more that

[dreamy siren]

It'd be nice if they could be honest in their algorithm instead of lying to people about which moves are brilliant

[tulip lichen]

super blunder

[raven flicker]

Check out this #chess game: pomi88 vs Faresgrandmaster - https://www.chess.com/live/game/91384115355

[worn ice]

pomi88 (602) vs. Faresgrandmaster (617)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Bd3 dxe4 5. Nxe4 Nxe4 6. Bxe4 e5 7. c3 Na6 8. Nf3 c5 9. Nxe5 cxd4 10. cxd4 Bd6 11. Nc4 O-O 12. O-O Re8 13. Re1 Be6 14. Qh5 g6 15. Qh6 Bxc4 16. Bg5 f6 17. Bxg6 Rxe1+ 18. Rxe1 Bb8 19. Bxh7+ Kf7 20. Bg6+ Kg8 21. Qh8+ Kxh8 22. Rc1 Qc7 23. b3 Qxh2# 

[tulip lichen]

fr

[proven sapphire]

i dont like him as much anymore

[real sable]

True

[proven sapphire]

fame got to his head, hes very arrogant now

its not disrespect its the truth

he will rinse the shit outa some kid just trying to get some recognition

[grim edge]

Magnus losing

[real sable]

I'm a weak one for middle games

[proven sapphire]

and he glorifies magnus carlsen

[worn ice]

Hard_And_Fast (1969) vs. Lucky (1455)

Move List

1. d4 c6 2. e4 d5 3. e5 Bf5 4. c3 e6 5. Be2 c5 6. Nf3 cxd4 7. cxd4 Bb4+ 8. Nc3 Nc6 9. O-O Nge7 10. h3 O-O 11. Re1 Rc8 12. a3 Bxc3 13. bxc3 a6 14. Be3 b5 15. a4 Rb8 16. Qd2 Qc7 17. axb5 axb5 18. Kh2 Rfc8 19. Nh4 b4 20. cxb4 Nxb4 21. Rec1 Qb7 22. g4 Rxc1 23. Rxc1 Bg6 24. Rb1 Bxb1 25. f4 Ng6 26. Nf3 Be4 27. Ng5 h6 28. Nxe4 dxe4 29. f5 exf5 30. gxf5 Nh4 31. Bg4 Nf3+ 32. Bxf3 exf3 33. Kg3 Nd5 34. Bxh6 gxh6 35. Qxh6 Qb6 36. f6 Nxf6 37. exf6 Qd6+ 38. Kxf3 Rb3+ 39. Ke2 Qh2+ 40. Kd1 Rb1+ 41. Qc1 Rxc1+ 42. Kxc1 Qxh3 43. d5 Qf5 44. d6 Qxf6 45. d7 Qe7 46. Kd2 Qxd7+ 47. Ke3 f5 48. Kf4 Qd5 49. Ke3 Qe4+ 50. Kf2 f4 51. Kf1 f3 52. Kg1 Qe2 53. Kh1 f2 54. Kh2 f1=Q+ 55. Kg3 Qeg2+ 56. Kh4 Qfh1# 

[grim edge]

Levy isnt arrogant he makes fun of himself occasionally

[quartz haven]

Levy is just very passionate

[raven flicker]

never had a brillant

[elfin crag]

omg chat's flying, i cant read

[proven sapphire]

he is tho, have u seen gotham games?

this is interesting

i want the !! to be blue tho

[elfin crag]

why double "I" tho?

[little elm]

carlsen lost

[proven sapphire]

AI missed

i believe its uhh

#1baba5

[dreamy siren]

It's like attracting kids to math by telling them that answering 5+5=10 correctly means they're an automatic lock to get into a top college

[elfin crag]

now i got my second fav color

[proven sapphire]

just because you play a brilliant doesnt mean you are a master. that makes no sense.

[little elm]

cc is targeted towards average player

[dreamy siren]

Lol literally my point

[little elm]

average player likes blue exclamation marks

[proven sapphire]

you are saying that kids think they are masters because they play a brilliant. Thats not the case. Kids know they arent when they play a brilliant. They are just happy they did

[proven sapphire]

we all do

[dreamy siren]

@proven sapphire what is a "brilliant" chess player? Got to be a GM right? Maybe a super GM? Whatever your think it is. So telling someone their playing brilliant chess is the equivalent of telling them they're playing on that level.

[real sable]

I wanna fight more opponents from this serber

[proven sapphire]

NO ITS NOT AHAHAHAHA

when someone plays a brilliant move at 70 percent accurate u think that they think they are a GM or a super GM?????

[grim edge]

a brilliant player is someone who is a positional genius imo

[dreamy siren]

You realize the word brilliant means top notch level of impressiveness?

[grim edge]

exactly starkys point

[elfin crag]

^^^ ???

[dreamy siren]

Lol bro just makes my own arguments as if they're counter-arguments

[proven sapphire]

maybe? but to the truth, it was a brilliant move. Not a brilliant game

and not a briliant player

[lime lava]

the reason I should be a GM

[proven sapphire]

plus it attracts most the new popularity in chess so i dont wanna hear that you are crying over chess evaluation algorithm

[dreamy siren]

2 move basic calculations that happened to involve a sacrifice aren't brilliant and even chess.com admits this cause they're puzzl rating for these same tactical patterns are low

[grim edge]

brilliants can be easily achieved with puzzle rush grinding

[real sable]

Chat GPU vs Chat GPV

[dreamy siren]

They could attract people in a more honest way without being deceitful and emotionally manipulating people

[proven sapphire]

bro its not emotional manipulation are you ok?

how are u saying that creditting a good move that looks cool as emotional manipulation

[slate owl]

people hate on gay ppl because they aren't manly enough..
what's funny is that they're the manly one because only men can be gay

[proven sapphire]

fax..

[little elm]

since when are you 2400

[slate owl]

whats chat on about

[unique lance]

do you think you could've gotten there faster?

[dreamy siren]

Yes, the aesthetically pleasing blue color with the double exclam combined with the emotional appeal with telling them they did something brilliant. A deadly combination to blind people from using their rational thinking so they don't realize the moves aren't anywhere near consistently being brilliant in reality

[sand otter]

Hi

[proven sapphire]

someones claiming brilliant moves are emotional manipulation

[proven sapphire]

ok, keep crying that its a "aesthetically pleasing" blue colour.

[sand otter]

What y'all think i should play against the Sicilian

[unique lance]

grand prix

[dreamy siren]

I'm just recognizing the problem cause I've thought about it and realized it's a seriously problem cause there's a lot more to brilliant chess than just sacrifices

[slate owl]

alaphin(if thats how i spell it)

[dreamy siren]

Anyways I gtg

[proven sapphire]

look clean, gotta get the spelling right on the first one

[grim edge]

Magnus lost

[proven sapphire]

lost waht

😭

[grim edge]

Against an Indian player at Qatar Masters

[proven sapphire]

which indian player?

[stable mirage]

https://lichess.org/broadcast/qatar-masters-2023/round-7/RYysDMKy

[grim edge]

https://vxtwitter.com/chess24com/status/1714676789807620381?t=SMjpEITwXC-i1mZU6KRB6w&s=19

[proven sapphire]

damn good for the indian guy

[slate owl]

gothamchess is making another video rn💪

[proven sapphire]

ofc he is

[grim edge]

magnus losing against more indians rip

ANOTHER CHEATING ACCUSATION?

MORE DRAMA
MORE VIEWS

COME ON MAGNUS DO OT

[tacit spoke]

messi the goat

[grim edge]

The real GOAT is Cristiano Ronaldo

[proven sapphire]

talent spots talent 😉

[proven sapphire]

stats say it all

[grim edge]

We already talked about this once didn't we

[proven sapphire]

maybe lmao

[elfin crag]

wow, i never was more lucky

[eternal spoke]

why do i cant share my screen?

[worn patrol]

Ит доеснт маттер bruh

[grim edge]

Magnus resigned

It's over

10

If he doesn't accuse him then idk I'm gonna be disappointed

Invisible watch

[eternal spoke]

if i boost can i tho ?

[serene nacelle]

Flagged an 1800 while stoned

[proven sapphire]

he played 88 percent accurate

[worn patrol]

So ur 2000 not stoned

[grim edge]

Clear cheater,had invisible watch that had stockfish 12

[unique lance]

who cares

[proven sapphire]

classic

[serene nacelle]

I’m a 1600 with anxiety

[proven sapphire]

frrrr

nobody cares about anything tbh

[serene nacelle]

I beat him with his opening too I lost the first two cause I was still stoned and hung prices

[grim edge]

I care about Ronaldo

[proven sapphire]

cool 👍

[eternal spoke]

i give u 2 boost

[grim edge]

🎌

Why does this exist

[eternal spoke]

can i share screen now?

[proven sapphire]

why does discord exist

[grim edge]

Why do we exist?

[proven sapphire]

thats the way u should be thinking about it 😄

[grim edge]

😅

[eternal spoke]

helow ?

[proven sapphire]

hello

[eternal spoke]

i am

[grim edge]

We exist to argue who's the goat

(In the long run it doesn't matter someone is gonna come who will break even more records than any of the players now

[proven sapphire]

EXACTLY 🫂

[proven sapphire]

average chemistry IUPAC name

[fickle rampart]

Very unlikely with a few players

[heavy cosmos]

Yo

[eternal spoke]

soo when will i be trusted ?

[fickle rampart]

Like Tom Brady for example

[grim edge]

Never

I don't trust you even one bit

You're sus

[bold remnant]

@grim edge EEE

[proven sapphire]

fax tho. new joiner and alr boosted

[heavy cosmos]

You need to talk here for 5 different days

[bold remnant]

@grim edge EEE

[eternal spoke]

lol

[bold remnant]

@grim edge EEE

[grim edge]

Eee

[eternal spoke]

i see

[proven sapphire]

@grim edge whats going on

[bold remnant]

@grim edge AYUP

[grim edge]

Blud just wanted to screen share and we are bullying him

[proven sapphire]

LMFAO pretty much your average discord experience tho

[grim edge]

[bold remnant]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eternal spoke]

Fax ,give me the role who cars abt the 5 day

[bold remnant]

sikh isle

[upbeat viper]

cloud analysis my beloved

[eternal spoke]

more like bon cloud

[grim edge]

Damn dead chat

:3c

[shadow panther]

what is depth?

[grim edge]

Life's dead
Chat's dead
Chess's dead

[shadow panther]

Chess is booming

[upbeat viper]

well it's move depth

[shadow panther]

just discord and life dead

[grim edge]

Boom?

[shadow panther]

WELL HOW DEEP ARE THE MOVESA

[upbeat viper]

50

[shadow panther]

"Yes Rico, Kaboom"

[worn patrol]

I have a headache every day its so annoying

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[shadow panther]

50 WHATS

[upbeat viper]

moves

[shadow panther]

??????

[grim edge]

Don't play chess for two days,it helps genuinely

Holy shit chat is full of cringe and based people

[worn patrol]

It doesnt matter it hurts in school to

[proven sapphire]

that looks nice

[shadow panther]

Depth ≈ 3 whar

[worn patrol]

I play a game a day

[shadow panther]

?

[upbeat viper]

depth = 50 moves

[shadow panther]

[grim edge]

Blud get that checked,it may not be just a simple headache

[serene nacelle]

U guys think I can be a fr 2000 if I don’t have anxiety

[grim edge]

Serb legit used the word "blud" 💀

[proven sapphire]

mhm that could be a migrane or something

[worn patrol]

Blud did not write equal😹

[proven sapphire]

anxiety wont be part of chess?

[grim edge]

I'm British bruv fr

[worn patrol]

Ne znam brate vise msm da sam se nahladio prao kosu a napolju 8 stepeni

[last willow]

anyone wanna play a game

[boreal cosmos]

english here dude

[shadow panther]

I'm so confused

[worn patrol]

Its okay just a sentance

[grim edge]

He thinks he has a cold

[boreal cosmos]

i didnt ask what he meant with that, i just stated that this is an english server 😄

[grim edge]

Then in that case: !english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[shadow panther]

[worn patrol]

Okay i know its just a sentance relax

[grim edge]

Au razumijem te,al jbg ja bi otišao kod doktora, prvo popi ibrufen ili paracetamol vidi dal ce da prodje

[worn patrol]

No one cares about my cold anyway

[boreal cosmos]

!english

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[grim edge]

Still concerning

[worn patrol]

Thnx

[worn patrol]

I didnt have it all day and when i got to 6th class it had flickering light and now my head hurts like a s s

[grim edge]

Markus how to English

[proven sapphire]

u drunk any water?

[grim edge]

Ibrufen is great but it still didnt prevent my mental torture yesterday

[grim edge]

Bromozopan

Saved my ass when I was angry a few days ago

[worn patrol]

I thought about that too, i dont drink much from 12 pm to 6 pm

[grim edge]

Shit, does it help if you constantly think about smth specific and proceed to have a semi-mental breakdown?

[worn patrol]

I need strong drungs not paractamol its like a candy

[worn patrol]

No nothing helps

[grim edge]

Depressing chat 🙁

[worn patrol]

I wear glasses but i JUST got my dijoptria checked so idk

[proven sapphire]

drink water 👍

[worn patrol]

Profile picture matches

[grim edge]

😦

[worn patrol]

I take vitamins now too since i dont leave my house

[grim edge]

It could genuinely help you out,drink it before going to bed,just one

Bro Balkan peninsula should be renamed to Depressing peninsula

Balkans is the powder keg of Europe they say

[worn patrol]

I once had a toothache but EVERY tooth and my like jaw for 2 weeks CONSTANT i legit though about ending it all it hurt so much I had to wear cloth over my mouth so air doesnt get in

Upala idk how english

[grim edge]

Holy shit

Yes toothache

That's crazy

[worn patrol]

Yes but upala mesa onog😂

[grim edge]

Nerve?

The gums i think

[worn patrol]

Desni se kaze kod nas

[grim edge]

Yessss

[worn patrol]

Yes gums

[grim edge]

Honestly yesterday i took 2 ibuprofens

Bruh Im learning English from a Croat

What a time to be alive

[worn patrol]

I need braces maybe headaches have to do with my jaw

[worn patrol]

Whos croat

[grim edge]

Me, i am the heretic

Lol

[worn patrol]

Damn u two gonna hate me😹

[grim edge]

Oh no

Why oh no?

[torpid badge]

I was in a 6 losing streak. And after that i made this move out of my stupidity. How the hell is this brilliant?

[grim edge]

Mf aint Slovenian, thats a good start

[worn patrol]

🇧🇦

[grim edge]

Cause if takes, rook takes queen

I AM FROM BOSNIA TAKE ME TO AMERICA

[worn patrol]

We all agree.

[torpid badge]

My brain was like (Oh. Uhh knight here, if pawn takes rook gets queen!)

[grim edge]

I am from Montenegro

[grim edge]

My friend in school sang that lmao

[worn patrol]

Based

[grim edge]

So based

[worn patrol]

Except i cant go to usa i am scared shitless of flying

[torpid badge]

All of a sudden. Chess keeps giving me brilliants. I got like 5 in a week. Idk what is going on

[snow shore]

where di u get this frm

[grim edge]

Blud you should be scared of getting sick in the usa 💀

[grim edge]

Blud you're getting better

[worn patrol]

Chess.com telling u to buy premium

[worn patrol]

True, swiss is the country i would like to go

[torpid badge]

The 6 losses before that brilliant game:

[snow shore]

[grim edge]

Your rating is low but the fact you're getting brilliants could suggest that you're starting to spot tactical shit

@worn patrol @grim edge imagine a Serbian comes to chat,bruh that would be so funny

[worn patrol]

Nah its cc promoting diamond

Yeah and albanian

[grim edge]

Funniest shit ever

[snow shore]

wait i havent gotten a brilliant since i was like 100 rated 😭

i remember game reviewing one of my games at 100 rated lmao

and seeing i got a brill

[grim edge]

I mean we would be watching from the sidelines as the Serb and Albanian fight it out

Btw today i just signed up for chatgpt and shit

[worn patrol]

Gotta eat grah cya😎

[grim edge]

Holy shit i love harassing it

[snow shore]

what dyu use it for

[grim edge]

i wanna go to a karaoke

[grim edge]

Bruh I use it for homework

[agile shadow]

[torpid badge]

I know that feeling. Now i feel like brilliants arent so brilliant when i keep getting it

[grim edge]

Cya bro

[grim edge]

I used it to generate a synopsis for hw but it was shit altho it inspired me so yea

[bright glade]

people like you are the reason its performance is lower (im joking)

keep it up

[grim edge]

I asked it what the name of e4 Nc6 was

[snow shore]

🥶

[grim edge]

gpt is useful for inspiration and guidence, not to do something by itself

First it said Nimzo-Indian so i asked it hol up, that aint it

[snow shore]

inspiration for what 😭

[grim edge]

Then it said Philidor??? so i told it its bad word

[grim edge]

an essay or sum idfk

[torpid badge]

This the only one i remember was interesting to me

[grim edge]

And then it finally got it correct and said Nimzowitsch Defense

[snow shore]

oh

[grim edge]

Homework

exactly

[snow shore]

whats brill abt that u sac knight but what dyu get in return

[grim edge]

also hi mofi

im not correcting that

[grim edge]

Hi sweetie

[snow shore]

did u do that on purpose

[grim edge]

I also tried playing chess with chatgpt

lmfao

It proceeded to do illegal moves so i cursed at it

im using the bot to make me a website for class rn

And told it it doesnt know shit about chess and that even a 5 year old plays better than it

[snow shore]

lmao just go with the illegal moves

[torpid badge]

Yea my brain at that time was like (Hm if queen takes knight. I can Pin queen to king with rook!)

[blazing creek]

Game Aborted

[grim edge]

Mf, chatgpt tried to do Nf3 when it already had done Nf3 !??!

[snow shore]

damn didnt see that thats good tactics

[grim edge]

Then i asked it to recommend openings for beginners

[blazing creek]

GPT can't count bro

[grim edge]

It recommended Spanish and Benoni so i told it off

[snow shore]

just go with the flow ygm ☠️

[grim edge]

i did this right now

[torpid badge]

I just keep getting brilliants all of a sudden. I think chess is trying to tell me something

[snow shore]

buy premium 👻

[grim edge]

🤮

[torpid badge]

Too broke for that

[grim edge]

communism

I asked chatgpt how many numbers are in between 1 and 10

[snow shore]

yup what is it 10 pounds a month?

[grim edge]

either 10 or 8 depends on your definition

[snow shore]

thats crazy

[grim edge]

It answered with "9"

i mean it is the average of the results

give it a half point

No, i wanna be big bully

[torpid badge]

24 bucks a month

[snow shore]

morph whats ur rapid rating

[grim edge]

Why tf cant i do /profile?

[torpid badge]

Before you think that im smart as you see how many brilliants i get. You should have a match with me, im garbage at openigs

[grim edge]

I cant do /profile 😢

[snow shore]

after getting 7 points above 1400 i am obligated to make fun of you

[grim edge]

L

[snow shore]

those are bars

[grim edge]

cavetown 🫶

[grim edge]

Sure, thats what all of you only know what to do, just make fun of me and tell me my ideas and opinions aint worth shit G

[snow shore]

rhyming is not this guys strong point

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6suYoN4gFkanqOBn5yRnJC?si=6785477488f048af

[snow shore]

did u rlly write a whole essay with me as the subject???? me? the dirty little troll???

[grim edge]

No, that's just a sentence

Okay i just asked GPT which openings are played by grandmasters

morfi go listen to dog pak dissidents

[grim edge]

No, i am gonna listen to Tupac, f you

:(

Nvm, imma go listen to "Who shot ya" by my boy Biggie

AYO WTF CHATGPT GENERATED SHIT IN SERBIAN

I told it to write in Croatian 😭

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1106394399174295572/1064344615815217172.gif

[proven sapphire]

i made it myself

similar to your pfp

[snow shore]

ye that pic looks cool

what did u use

[grim edge]

ngl ashb u got a problem

[cloud garnet]

https://youtu.be/RkqS0oG6kOU?si=0EUp9v8VW9v8qloP

[proven sapphire]

i made about 50 of them lmao

[proven sapphire]

whats my problem

[grim edge]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[snow shore]

with what?

[grim edge]

Holy shit chatgpt knows what Dragon Sicilian is and its moves

[snow shore]

i use bing/create lol

[proven sapphire]

AI and specifically dall e

[snow shore]

oh i swear u gotta use money

for dall e

[proven sapphire]

my dad works in AI so i get for free

[snow shore]

crazy

[proven sapphire]

mhm but i need some ideas for some

[grim edge]

my dad is bill gates

[willow elbow]

anyone wanna play

[proven sapphire]

damn u lucky

[lapis lava]

no

[grim edge]

sure, https://www.rpsgame.org/room?id=sva42

[willow elbow]

i-

[grim edge]

c'mon

shit

[torpid badge]

Damn. What does it feel like to live in a mansion

[willow elbow]

ggs!!!

[grim edge]

rematch

gg

[willow elbow]

;-;

[grim edge]

nah wanna play fr? @willow elbow

[willow elbow]

yeah sure

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/NT6PX

[grim edge]

nono

tic tac toe

[fiery yarrow]

hello chat

[willow elbow]

[grim edge]

maestrado gtfo

[willow elbow]

ok tictactoe it is then

send link

[grim edge]

# O

#

#

[fiery yarrow]

LMAOAOOAOA

[grim edge]

i didn't find any link sob

[willow elbow]

# O

X

#

[grim edge]

💀

[willow elbow]

i-

[grim edge]

u gotta do

[fiery yarrow]

id:guide is mad

[grim edge]

\# at the start

[fiery yarrow]

that's instant win

[willow elbow]

ohhhh

[grim edge]

# O

# X #
O # #

[willow elbow]

# O

X

O # X

[blazing creek]

# O

X

O # X

[willow elbow]

i mean what

[blazing creek]

bruh

[grim edge]

do \# X # for 2nd row

[fiery yarrow]

too dumb for tic tac toe, get back on chess

[willow elbow]

yes

[grim edge]

O # O
# X #
O # X

i've won btw

[fiery yarrow]

damn that's a nice play

[willow elbow]

gg lol

[fiery yarrow]

you forked the tris

[blazing creek]

even chess players can't play tictactoe

[grim edge]

y'all dumb asf

[fiery yarrow]

ur too smart

[grim edge]

fr

[fiery yarrow]

big brain

[grim edge]

i know

i should do desmos tic tac toe

[grim edge]

Last time i checked, i am not mute

[willow elbow]

i know just about the thing that the person goin 2nd has to make his move in center or they lose

[grim edge]

grrrrrrr

[fiery yarrow]

i only know that you have to aim for corners in tic tac toe

[grim edge]

Get mad, stay pissed bozo

https://tenor.com/view/cigar-smoking-smoke-back-off-gif-17958464

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-top-g-cigar-smoking-andrew-tate-cigar-gif-26262606

[blazing creek]

it's not that many variations in tictactoe

[grim edge]

I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS
MY WITNESS BRINGS ME INTO EXISTENCE

[willow elbow]

nah but would anyone like to play sum riyal chess tho

[grim edge]

anyone 1v1 shogi

[blazing creek]

we should play super tictactoe instead

[restive crater]

I need to scratch my leg

[grim edge]

playing rapid only is bad or i am just need to play blitz and bullet??

[fiery yarrow]

you should

[fiery yarrow]

i never play bullet and blitz

[blazing creek]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[grim edge]

soo ur same with me

[willow elbow]

games won't improve da rating tbh

[fiery yarrow]

honestly i can't improve with low time games

[fiery yarrow]

inhales an insane amount of doritos

[grim edge]

morfi dms dms dms

[blazing creek]

I only play fast games to explore openings lol

[fiery yarrow]

to explore openings?

[blazing creek]

ye what more do I need to explain?

[fiery yarrow]

like learning them?

[blazing creek]

kinda, more like testing them

[worn patrol]

Mm i love beans

[blazing creek]

and if I see a new opening, I look it up in my book

so ye exploring

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[fiery yarrow]

idk i may not be as smart as you are then, i need quite some time to play a new opening, check all the variations

[blazing creek]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[willow elbow]

+1

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-penguin-gif-21839111

[ruby igloo]

lets play a round, of Guess the Eval!

[fiery yarrow]

+1 elo? where

give me, i'm desperate

[blazing creek]

no I mean if my opponent plays a new move that I haven't seen

[fiery yarrow]

ah okay then

[fiery yarrow]

me trying to play king's indian

[willow elbow]

black winning ofc

[ruby igloo]

what gave it away?

[fiery yarrow]

i think you can promote pawns? no?

[willow elbow]

white rook kinda passive and black with the two beshop pair, also rook got a clear h file

[ruby igloo]

i mean, he can just slide his other rook to e1, h file not a problem cuz of that knight and I'd have to surrender bishop pair to get rid of it, he is exchange up and my passers can be easily targeted right?

[grim edge]

Hm thats a good idea

[ruby igloo]

but the engine said I'm winning#

hmm

[grim edge]

someone want to play lichess?

[blazing creek]

it's funny cuz if I get tilted when the game is over I don't have the energy to look it up

[fiery yarrow]

couldn't be me

lol

[jovial vector]

the queen!!!

[honest drift]

Nice

[fiery yarrow]

not the rook 😣

[jovial vector]

thx

[grim edge]

thanks

[proven sapphire]

nice move

[thorny lake]

can anyone review a game for me ?

[willow elbow]

the ROOOOK

[rotund glen]

Hi guys! How are we doing today?

[willow elbow]

great

[fiery yarrow]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[thorny lake]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91386582171?tab=review someone review pls

[willow elbow]

Hi Martin

[worn ice]

Abhimanyu_Negi (1146) vs. CagnusMarlsen003 (1315)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 g6 4. Bf4 e6 5. Nf3 Bb4 6. Qd3 f6 7. e5 f5 8. Bg5 Ne7 9. Bf6 Rg8 10. O-O-O Qb6 11. Ng5 Bxc3 12. Qxc3 Nd7 13. Bxe7 Kxe7 14. Qa3+ c5 15. dxc5 Qxc5 16. Qa4 h6 17. Nh7 Nxe5 18. Re1 Nc6 19. Qf4 Rg7 20. Qc7+ Bd7 21. Qxb7 Rb8 22. Qc7 Rxh7 23. Bd3 Qb6 24. Qf4 Qxb2+ 25. Kd2 Qb4+ 26. Qxb4+ Nxb4 27. Re3 Nxd3 28. Rxd3 Kf6 29. f4 Bb5 30. Ra3 Re7 31. Rb1 a6 32. Ke3 e5 33. g3 d4+ 34. Kf3 Be2+ 35. Kxe2 Rxb1 36. Rxa6+ Re6 37. fxe5+ Kxe5 38. Ra5+ Kf6+ 39. Kf3 Re3+ 40. Kf2 Rbe1 41. Ra6+ Kg5 42. h4+ Kg4 43. Rxg6+ Kh3 44. a4 R1e2+ 45. Kf1 Rxc2 46. a5 Ra3 47. Rxh6 Ra1# 

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[rotund glen]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

STOP PUTTING SMOKE IN MY EYES

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cursed-gif-23689554

[snow shore]

🗿

[thorny lake]

why brillian

[rotund glen]

SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[willow elbow]

[snow shore]

martin whats up

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[snow shore]

damn martin is 500+ now

martin be learning

[thorny lake]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91386582171?tab=review someone review dawg 💀

[worn ice]

Abhimanyu_Negi (1146) vs. CagnusMarlsen003 (1315)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 g6 4. Bf4 e6 5. Nf3 Bb4 6. Qd3 f6 7. e5 f5 8. Bg5 Ne7 9. Bf6 Rg8 10. O-O-O Qb6 11. Ng5 Bxc3 12. Qxc3 Nd7 13. Bxe7 Kxe7 14. Qa3+ c5 15. dxc5 Qxc5 16. Qa4 h6 17. Nh7 Nxe5 18. Re1 Nc6 19. Qf4 Rg7 20. Qc7+ Bd7 21. Qxb7 Rb8 22. Qc7 Rxh7 23. Bd3 Qb6 24. Qf4 Qxb2+ 25. Kd2 Qb4+ 26. Qxb4+ Nxb4 27. Re3 Nxd3 28. Rxd3 Kf6 29. f4 Bb5 30. Ra3 Re7 31. Rb1 a6 32. Ke3 e5 33. g3 d4+ 34. Kf3 Be2+ 35. Kxe2 Rxb1 36. Rxa6+ Re6 37. fxe5+ Kxe5 38. Ra5+ Kf6+ 39. Kf3 Re3+ 40. Kf2 Rbe1 41. Ra6+ Kg5 42. h4+ Kg4 43. Rxg6+ Kh3 44. a4 R1e2+ 45. Kf1 Rxc2 46. a5 Ra3 47. Rxh6 Ra1# 

[willow elbow]

after pawn takes, Qh5+

[rotund glen]

https://tenor.com/view/markimad-markiplier-glitch-markiplier-glitch-wtdg-gif-25359230

[snow shore]

[rotund glen]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-mischievous-trolling-threat-psycho-gif-23664496

[thorny lake]

thanks g

[fiery yarrow]

NP

[short sundial]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/91389605567

When you are lucky 🌝

[worn ice]

piyushkdas (918) vs. Arnekevillian (882)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 h6 4. O-O Nf6 5. Re1 Nd4 6. Nxd4 exd4 7. e5 Nd5 8. e6 fxe6 9. Rxe6+ Ne7 10. Qh5+ g6 11. Qxg6# 

[rotund glen]

I hate chess and I hate my wife and kids

I watched the Shining last night and to say the least I’m inspired

[short sundial]

Lol

[snow shore]

ye those kids need a beating for disrespecting your chess genius

[fiery yarrow]

martin what has happened to you

[short sundial]

Finally he bursted

[rotund glen]

Are you laughing at me? Am I some sort of joke to you?

[fiery yarrow]

fnially he busted

[snow shore]

no im fr martin

[fiery yarrow]

yes

[rotund glen]

You know what? I’m gonna say it. Chess is a board game.

[snow shore]

NO WHAT

[fiery yarrow]

HUH

[snow shore]

A BOARDGAME????

[tacit spoke]

like boring

[snow shore]

i agree!

[willow elbow]

@snow shore r u free to play one rapid

[snow shore]

alr come

[primal shore]

Chess is literally a board game

[rotund glen]

chess is for NERDS and LOSERS

[snow shore]

i agree!

[fiery yarrow]

NO IT ISNT

[primal shore]

The sets I have that I'm not using are with all my other board games

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/arQdo

[short sundial]

It burns calories too

[primal shore]

Wtf is checkers then?

Checkers is a board game and so is chess

[fiery yarrow]

THATS A BOARD GAME, CHESS IS NOBLE

[rotund glen]

Hans Niemann is the best chess player

Magnus is not the GOAT

[grim edge]

Checkers is shit

[fiery yarrow]

there, my cat just got off of my lap because you said that, happy now?

[grim edge]

Boring shit

[rotund glen]

Checkers is better than chess

[primal shore]

kriegspeigel, the first war game ever, and considered to be one of the first board games, was the precursor to chess played by generals to improve their commanding skill here it was also considered a board game

[fiery yarrow]

what i think i know what kreigspiel is, i think we call it risiko in italian?

[grim edge]

Kriegspiel is a wargame

[rotund glen]

Ok

[primal shore]

it's a board game about war yes

[fiery yarrow]

never played it, heard my parents used to play that

[rotund glen]

It’s a board game about many things

[primal shore]

It's played on a physical board typically = board game

[primal shore]

It's kinda boring, I prefer shogi or chess

[fiery yarrow]

Also heard that games could last for days

[primal shore]

Well you chess games can as well

[rotund glen]

Chess is a game about war strategy. a testament to free will. A civil sport and a benchmark for genius

[sharp galleon]

shogi player in 2023?

[primal shore]

Before engines they did last days

[rotund glen]

Checkers is still better

[fiery yarrow]

well, maybe i am too impatient, i could never play a day long chess game

[little elm]

there is a lichess clone for shogi

[fiery yarrow]

SHHH

[sharp galleon]

yeah I know that

[little elm]

https://lishogi.org

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darin Clark (sirexidy)

This is the Chess.com profile of sirexidy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Darin Clark (sirexidy)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 753 (838 peak)
Blitz: 401
Bullet: 457 (667 peak)

[primal shore]

My longest chess game was like 6 hours

[fiery yarrow]

nah i could never LOL

[primal shore]

Thank God I won else I would've been pissed

[fiery yarrow]

IMAGINE LOSING A 6 HOURS LONG GAME

[little elm]

i have played shogi with some chess players and we all dont know the rules

[fiery yarrow]

THAT POOR PERSON

[little elm]

decently fun actually

[primal shore]

I like shogi

[fiery yarrow]

i have no idea what shogi is, i heard it's like a japanese weird version of chess????

[primal shore]

Although shogi promotion is kinda silly

It all just turns into one peice lol

[primal shore]

pretty much

While in West Asia and Europe chess was popular, shogi was popular in Japan and parts of china

[sharp galleon]

shogi is just crazy house chess but much more complicated and less flexibility

[primal shore]

There's even world shogi championchips

[grim edge]

Who is the best Shogi player?

[fiery yarrow]

oh wait i am trying it right now, i have to eat pieces forward and not in diagonal, it feels so wrong

[primal shore]

I do not know

[grim edge]

💀

[shadow panther]

[grim edge]

HI

*hi

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/trollszn123-ronaldo-gif-18268194

[fiery yarrow]

henlo

[dire cargo]

kaise Hoe

[grim edge]

im crying

[dire cargo]

Ok

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1454 (1455 peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[grim edge]

can i get a kiss

and can u make it forever

[dire cargo]

OH HELL NAWWWWWWW

[dire cargo]

EWWWWWW

[hasty iris]

@grim edgebullet enjoyer i approve

....

[stable mirage]

UwU

[hasty iris]

did u start ur account at 1600?

how is your highest rating 1 683

[willow elbow]

@grim edge are u from the europe

[hasty iris]

....

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-discord-voice-message-ignored-meme-funny-gif-11715668884794977074

[willow elbow]

how do u set that time-zone clock in ur bio

[jagged minnow]

Guess the elo

[stable mirage]

500-999

[willow elbow]

that moves sound effects be sus af 💀

[jagged minnow]

Not my game

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-bateman-cute-explaining-gif-25169578

[half wolf]

Hello world

[safe fable]

1+

[willow elbow]

gotchaa

[fiery yarrow]

WHY DOES THE MOVES SOUND LIKE SLAPS

ITS LIKE A PING PONG GAME

[stable mirage]

well then 1600

[jagged minnow]

IDK

[willow elbow]

fr

[fiery yarrow]

IT SOUNDS SO BAD

LITERALLY

[jagged minnow]

600

[fiery yarrow]

THE GIF RYTHMS TO THE GAME MOVES SOUND

[jagged minnow]

It's my game kek

[dry python]

Labas pasauli

[fiery yarrow]

its 400 elo

bro blundered the game with the first 4 moves

[jagged minnow]

Ikr he's 650

Maybe he was drunk

[stable mirage]

still 1600 average, I think your opponent was 2600

[jagged minnow]

Game engine agrees

[fiery yarrow]

HASSHAHHAHAHA

[willow elbow]

the drunks tend to play better tho

[jagged minnow]

Not every drunk person gets +25% iq boost like magnus

[willow elbow]

[willow elbow]

nah that thing is just shit

[fiery yarrow]

true, that's why 90% of my life i passed it being drunk

[trail prism]

help i got leg cramp what do i do

[fiery yarrow]

cry

[willow elbow]

does the engine say i played the opening better than a titled player lmao

[trail prism]

u did but u stil lost

[willow elbow]

[trail prism]

so u gained nothing ova

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23165146

[willow elbow]

yeah-

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

[willow elbow]

white to play

[proven sapphire]

is this some kinda stalemate trap?

[fiery yarrow]

bishop c3 to stop the promote?

[willow elbow]

its winning for white

[little elm]

Ne6 seems right

[proven sapphire]

oh because of the mate

[little elm]

oh wait promotes with check

[willow elbow]

interesting

[proven sapphire]

Ne6 then Nf4#

[willow elbow]

nah not ne6

[proven sapphire]

wait no

[fiery yarrow]

if black pushes pawns it's done for

he can't push any

[proven sapphire]

it is ne6 then ng7 then bishop to g5

[fiery yarrow]

oh wait

[little elm]

Ne6 a1Q+

[proven sapphire]

wait no

[fiery yarrow]

im stupid

[proven sapphire]

he queens with check

[willow elbow]

bc3, yeah you're correct. whats the follow up?

[fiery yarrow]

he has pawn for c3

[proven sapphire]

OH

[fiery yarrow]

wait what

[proven sapphire]

Bc3 if he takes with pawn then Ne6

[little elm]

is it to play and win

[proven sapphire]

if he queens then u take the queen

[willow elbow]

yes

[proven sapphire]

then after Ne6 u have a1 Q and Ng7 then Bf5

[fiery yarrow]

wait you can checkmate with king and knight?

[little elm]

looks like some study

[proven sapphire]

i got it

[willow elbow]

not here tho

[fiery yarrow]

got no more ideas then

[proven sapphire]

Bc3. If he plays a1 Q u can take it If he takes the bisop with his pawn then Ne6. He plays a1 Q then u play Ng7 then Bg5 #

[willow elbow]

yessir

[proven sapphire]

@willow elbow

[willow elbow]

correct

Bc3 bxc3 and Ne6 and Ng7 Nf5+ Nxg3 g4#

[fiery yarrow]

oh god

nah i could never

[proven sapphire]

it would take me maybe 30 mins to find

[fiery yarrow]

i couldn't in a live game, maybe if it's a puzzle

[proven sapphire]

i need ideas for chess wallpapers

[fiery yarrow]

Carlus Magnsen

[proven sapphire]

nah but fr tho

[proven sapphire]

italian ?

[worthy flume]

last pawn hero

[proven sapphire]

i like this one alot

[proven sapphire]

lmao

i could but thats not really an opening lmao

OH SHI I JUST GOT IT

yeah lemme do that rq

[drowsy lodge]

Can US make a rook?

[fiery yarrow]

IM GONNA HONOR MY NATION

[fiery yarrow]

us stonewall defense?

[fiery yarrow]

the no rooks chessboard?

[iron barn]

casual 50 watt laser being sold on fb marketplace 💀💀💀

[proven sapphire]

fb marketplace doing its thing i see

[iron barn]

this will blind u faster than u can blink, without safety glasses

[fiery yarrow]

he bout to deep fry that cig lmao

[drowsy lodge]

no the us can't have rooks the lost their twin towers

[proven sapphire]

@peak plank

[drowsy lodge]

lmfao

[austere magnet]

Just played the game of my life

[proven sapphire]

LMFAO

[austere magnet]

Do I just paste the PGN?

[proven sapphire]

whats ur user

[austere magnet]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/91393164439

[worn ice]

eugenethekid (1146) vs. quenar (1711)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 Nxd4 4. Nxd4 cxd4 5. Qxd4 d6 6. f4 e6 7. Nc3 Nf6 8. Be2 Be7 9. Be3 Bd7 10. O-O-O Bc6 11. Bb5 O-O 12. e5 dxe5 13. fxe5 Qxd4 14. Rxd4 Bxb5 15. Nxb5 Bc5 16. exf6 Bxd4 17. Bxd4 gxf6 18. Bxf6 a6 19. Nd6 b5 20. h4 h6 21. h5 b4 22. Rh4 a5 23. Rg4+ Kh7 24. Rg7+ Kh8 25. Nxf7+ Rxf7 26. Rxf7+ Kg8 27. [Rb7] 

[austere magnet]

Im 1130

[sleek zealot]

how can i suck this bad and still win lmaoaooaoaoaooaoaa

[austere magnet]

And this was against a 1700

[proven sapphire]

nice game

[austere magnet]

Thank you mate I was very nervous

[proven sapphire]

u played well. he played dog shiii im ngl idk why he plays the sicilian

[wise sierra]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/91307471141

[worn ice]

After_school_sweets (1609) vs. PixelatedWins (1037)

Move List

1. g4 d5 2. [Bg2] Bxg4 3. c4 dxc4 4. Bxb7 Nd7 5. Bxa8 Qxa8 6. f3 e5 7. Nc3 Be7 8. Ne4 Bh4+ 9. Nf2 Qc6 10. Kf1 Bh5 11. d3 Ngf6 12. dxc4 Qc5 13. Ngh3 e4 14. fxe4 Ng4 15. Nd3 Qb6 16. Qb3 Qf6+ 17. Ndf4 g5 18. Qb7 gxf4 19. Qc8+ Ke7 20. Qxc7 Ne3+ 21. Bxe3 fxe3+ 22. Qf4 Qxf4+ 23. Nxf4 Bg6 24. Nxg6+ fxg6 25. Kg2 Bf2 26. Rhd1 Rd8 27. Rd5 Nb6 28. Rxd8 Kxd8 29. Rd1+ Ke7 30. c5 Nc4 31. c6 Nb6 32. c7 Bh4 33. Rd8 Bf6 34. c8=Q Nxc8 35. Rxc8 Bxb2 36. Rc7+ Ke6 37. Rxa7 Ke5 38. Rxh7 Kxe4 39. Rd7 Ba3 40. Kg3 g5 41. Kg4 Ke5 42. Kxg5 Ke6 43. Rd3 Bc5 44. h4 Kf7 45. h5 Kg7 46. Rd7+ Kh8 47. Kg6 Bf8 48. Rf7 Kg8 49. Rxf8+ Kxf8 50. a4 Kg8 51. a5 Kh8 52. a6 Kg8 53. a7 Kf8 54. h6 Ke7 55. h7 Kd6 56. a8=Q Kc5 57. h8=Q Kc4 58. Qhc8+ Kb3 59. Qab7+ Ka4 60. Qca8# 

[austere magnet]

Hell yeah look at us on the grind

My blitz and bullet are still bad tho

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> eugenethekid

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1146 (peak)
Blitz: 767 (865 peak)
Bullet: 639 (1008 peak)

[austere magnet]

Like

[proven sapphire]

same with mine tho

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1454 (1455 peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ashan B (justashb)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ashan B (justashb)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1735 (peak)
Blitz: 1179 (1423 peak)
Bullet: 1324 (1540 peak)

[austere magnet]

Okay so it's not just me

[proven sapphire]

i hate bullet and blitz

[austere magnet]

Thank goodness

[proven sapphire]

exactlly. its the best way to get good at chess

play long games and properlly think about each of your moves

??

it mirrored the italian flag in the piece. Why.

imma play a rapid game now

same

[austere magnet]

I'm playing the 30 min quad tournament

[bright glade]

flip the background colors and flip the whole image ez

[proven sapphire]

true but i do like it kinda

[grim edge]

Can you ai generate a chess bishop with an Italian flag?

[zenith crag]

anyone wanna play?

[proven sapphire]

i can probably yes

[grim edge]

Okay that'd be great since the term "Italian bishop" exists in chess

[proven sapphire]

same with the french bishop lol

[grim edge]

And Spanish bishop

[proven sapphire]

true tru eill try after my game

[rotund glen]

Hey guys I’m kinda new to chess, can someone help answer a question?

[lime lava]

You mean
Le fou

[rotund glen]

I’m trying to analyze my game and I don’t know what accuracy or the eval graph means

Do the spikes mean it was an intense game?

[lime lava]

It means that you should stop being a clown

[rotund glen]

It ended in a draw and I know what they say that chess played perfectly is a draw

[proven sapphire]

💀

[lime lava]

[manic nova]

huh new engine

[fiery yarrow]

new engine?

[cloud garnet]

got pawn checkmated

[rotund glen]

Is that what the 0.0 means on the accuracy none of us won bc it’s a draw?

[agile valve]

when is magnus's new cheating accusation dropping

[fiery yarrow]

is it different?

[manic nova]

I wish there's a way to download torch offline

[bright glade]

whats that

the app

[manic nova]

new engine on chess.com

[bright glade]

chess.com gives you options?

[manic nova]

yes

[bright glade]

where?

[manic nova]

in analysis

actually idk if it's available to free users

[bright glade]

free members lmao terrible

chesscom sucks for that like bro

[fiery yarrow]

HOW DO I PLAY THE ADVANCED OF FRENCH DEFENSE

FFS EVERY SCANDINAVIAN DEFENSE GAME I HAVE TRANSPOSES INTO FRENCH

[hasty iris]

c5

[manic nova]

chess.com is stingy on free users

[supple imp]

I think I can only run stockfish 10 on my phone or just a lower depth stoclfish 11

[fiery yarrow]

how do i open a free chessboard on chess.com? like, i can make also the other opponent moves

[fiery yarrow]

i am so lost

[bright glade]

nah its pretty shit

[supple imp]

But I can run stockfish 16 on lichess