💬〡general-off-topic

[severe oxide]

💀💀💀

[nimble niche]

australian farmers were so smart they didn't even think of building better fences

[grim edge]

sure

[severe oxide]

They jumped over the fences

[lime lava]

Ah ok
Ye u right

[unique lance]

damn this guy's cool cuz his name is invisible

[acoustic mason]

Then build a fence around the fence duh

[nimble niche]

build a wall

[torpid badge]

Alr send challenge

[severe oxide]

expensive

[flat kraken]

that's why they built barbwires 💀

[nimble niche]

we need to keep the mex- never mind

[severe oxide]

what if u wish to expand ur farm?

[flat kraken]

🤨

[unique lance]

although I will say the jump from 1100 to 1200 felt like an absolute fluke. I felt like I played no better and my opponents just played far worse than usual

[flat kraken]

you move the barbwires

[acoustic mason]

Barbwire won't stop an emu. They're too dumb to know it's hurting them

[severe oxide]

Would take lots of time energy and money

[flat kraken]

bro do you even know what barbwires are 💀

[honest drift]

Why am I stuck at 699 styl

[nimble niche]

you're forgetting that aussie farmers aren't very educated and will try to move barbed wire with their bare hands

[quick yew]

Go resigned

[severe oxide]

Are you smoking meth or smth?

[unique lance]

think about your moves before you play them

[nocturne elk]

It do b like that some times

[flat kraken]

yes

[severe oxide]

u understand these farms are very large

[acoustic mason]

Bro do you know how big Australia is 💀

[honest drift]

[unique lance]

this is what I mean mostly

like out of nowhere I won like 24 out of the last 25 games

[honest drift]

Cool

[flat kraken]

this guy got skill (impossible)

[torpid badge]

https://play.chess.com/LHvCS

Since it took you that long

[nocturne elk]

Hmm i suppose your elo will become more accurate with a large enough sample size?

[honest drift]

Maybe is the safest choice

[fiery yarrow]

D

of course

[honest drift]

The homies will think you are trolling

[cunning condor]

H

[lime lava]

Maybe sounds like the correct approach there

[flat kraken]

so many pings (the dopamine)

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cursed-gif-23689554

[honest drift]

Oh yeah i forgot i needed trusted

[nocturne elk]

This is the same vibes as “have you stopped beating your spouse?” Lol

[honest drift]

After I got locked out I need to get it again

[lime lava]

[severe oxide]

why’d u get locked out

[flat kraken]

i don't think you lose your trusted role if you get locked out

[honest drift]

Some people are just dumb

Lets put it that way

[fiery yarrow]

https://imgur.com/WAxg22Z

[honest drift]

I left the server too

[flat kraken]

me fr:

[lime lava]

How can u send that if you aint trusted

[severe oxide]

did they unlocked you out or smth?

[honest drift]

Yeah

[fiery yarrow]

I'm just better

[nocturne elk]

From how far back though?

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-nikocado-nikocado-fail-gif-21206120

[flat kraken]

i hope you can read properly 🤨

[nocturne elk]

Ain’t that tough for girls you know what i mean ? 💀

[flat kraken]

women are a concept invented by the government to combat depopularization

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kesha-keshaeuw-l9-true-trueee-gif-27481737

[flat kraken]

men are also not real (everyone is equal)

[honest drift]

Im an island boy

[nocturne elk]

Also if you just stick it into the erm…

[fiery yarrow]

proof

[nimble niche]

everyone is equal in australia except the main actors

[honest drift]

Bad at chess

[nimble niche]

and the director

[honest drift]

Stuck on 699 for 5 years now

[severe oxide]

they pay them so much extra

[proven sapphire]

im back chat

[fiery yarrow]

i hope not literally

[honest drift]

Nah literally

[fiery yarrow]

5 years? nah

[nimble niche]

fr, where's my raise?

[flat kraken]

there's people in australia?

[honest drift]

Its just true

[severe oxide]

real shit

[honest drift]

He meant sheep

[severe oxide]

uh huh totally yeah wink wink

[flat kraken]

didn't they go to antarctica

[proven sapphire]

its alright

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/papich-chess-gif-20489848

[nimble niche]

totally, definitely not a cast

[honest drift]

Can confirm

Dont pull up my classical game from yesterday

[nocturne elk]

Ong??

[proven sapphire]

sexy or not?

[honest drift]

Yh

[proven sapphire]

AI really doesnt undertsand how to draw a queen but i think its dope

[fiery yarrow]

https://play.chess.com/rVnfR

[nocturne elk]

Damn

[grim edge]

@torpid badge you doing okay buddy?

[fiery yarrow]

if someone wanna play

[proven sapphire]

whast ur rating?

[fiery yarrow]

1.1

[proven sapphire]

@nocturne elk

[flat kraken]

this looks like if the american civil war happened in europe during the renaissance 💀

[nimble niche]

how'd you make it?

[proven sapphire]

AI

[honest drift]

Looks sick

[nocturne elk]

S h e e s h

[proven sapphire]

i made a loadddd

[proven sapphire]

this is one of my favs

[nimble niche]

which AI?

[flat kraken]

dawg that a queen or a king 💀

midjourney i presume

[proven sapphire]

dall e and midjourney sometimes both

[fiery yarrow]

thats a quing

[proven sapphire]

mostly dall e

i can show a load if you want i made too many

[nocturne elk]

Dang beat me to the punch lol

[fiery yarrow]

XDD

[nocturne elk]

Kueen and Qing

[flat kraken]

very kwinky

[fiery yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892764442775912541/931775659569717290/914477445279809556.gif

[nocturne elk]

Im sleep deprived 😂💀

[proven sapphire]

heres one for Iphone

chemistry related ones

[flat kraken]

they should hire the ai you to make chess boxing posters

[proven sapphire]

lmao

purple vs red

[fiery yarrow]

i need me some chess underwear with that desin

[nocturne elk]

Can’t wait to see how crazy AI gets in like 5 years

[flat kraken]

i don't care ai made them they rad as hell

[nimble niche]

is it possible to make one with a famous figure?

[proven sapphire]

more king vs king ones

[proven sapphire]

not with dall e unfortunately

[nimble niche]

chatgpt prompting is a good skill to have

[flat kraken]

the last one looks like a vampire anime duel 💀

[proven sapphire]

midjourney allows it tho i could try

[flat kraken]

do they even have vampire anime

[nimble niche]

i can usually prompt chatgpt better than most people I know

or maybe i just spend too much time prompting

[fiery yarrow]

chapt gpt prompting needs skill?

[proven sapphire]

my dad when he was younger with an old ferrari

[proven sapphire]

u wanna see some of my prompts?

[flat kraken]

the type of useful intelligence no one needs 🤡👍

[proven sapphire]

Wide PC wallpaper set in the vast cosmos. On the left, a white king chess piece emerges from a swirling sea of red nebulae. On the right, its black counterpart stands against a deep blue cosmic backdrop. The two kings collide in the center with such force that shards and fragments scatter around the impact point. The scene's tension is emphasized by the intertwining red and blue lightning bolts that meet in the middle. Above, the stars in the sky subtly form into small eyes, as if the universe itself is watching the dramatic encounter.

[dire cargo]

Such a flex

[proven sapphire]

each promt is like that

[flat kraken]

why is it so long 💀

[proven sapphire]

u need to be specific

[fiery yarrow]

ok nvm yeah i would never do something like that

[proven sapphire]

i can send more lol

[flat kraken]

please do not.

[fiery yarrow]

agree

[proven sapphire]

Wide PC wallpaper showcasing a dramatic collision between a white king chess piece and a black king chess piece, both meeting in the center. Each king is adorned with a small hand, adding a touch of surrealism. The left side, behind the white king, displays a radiant red cosmic background, filled with swirling nebulae in various shades of red. The right side, behind the black king, features a deep blue cosmic scene, rich with blue nebulae formations. The point of their intense collision is emphasized by the intertwining red and blue lightning bolts that converge in the middle.

the result

[fiery yarrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1163571545277485159/whatthehellohmygodnoway.gif?ex=65400f72&is=652d9a72&hm=3f21af45bc3b0870510b53b138d40a4b0b5e717b520450988913ffe3ee95a59a&

[proven sapphire]

my bad bro

[nimble niche]

I won a debate in class with a topic heavily favoured against me, as the affirmative side, by prompting better than the other gpt users

[flat kraken]

do i get banned for flipping people off

[proven sapphire]

no im not offended so its ok

[flat kraken]

💀

[fiery yarrow]

yes i am very offended

[severe oxide]

face reveal 😓🙏

[nocturne elk]

“Aren’t those illegal moves?”☝🏻🤓

[fiery yarrow]

😡

[proven sapphire]

[fiery yarrow]

smash, next question

[proven sapphire]

anyone got any ideas?

for a wallpaper

[flat kraken]

vietnam war but anime

like bleach style

[nimble niche]

🫃🏿

[dire cargo]

Me... I'm still with a paper and pen tho

[nimble niche]

🤱🏿

[grim edge]

@torpid badge good game you did so well

[proven sapphire]

LMAO whats ur idea today

i was thinking a knight vs bishop one

or one that relates to a certain opening like the italian

[fiery yarrow]

do i get banned saying people to Keep Themselves Safe?

[nimble niche]

I've said "go 1984 yourself" to people before

[flat kraken]

make one for shotgun king (the game where the black king 1v390s the white pieces)

[dire cargo]

Nah it's the same thing from yesterday but I'm trying to write it down properly... and maybe add a rough sketch to send u

[fiery yarrow]

that's a good one

[nocturne elk]

stop, i can only get so 🧱’d

[proven sapphire]

you dont need to sketch lol try describe it ill do my best

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumalala-kumala-savesta-kumalala-kumala-savesta-thoms-gif-25640000

[proven sapphire]

💀 getting bricked over chess is crazy

[dire cargo]

Nah u will have an idea if I attach a sketch uk

[severe oxide]

Now that’s wild

[proven sapphire]

hmm i could do one like that tho

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[flat kraken]

nah those fingers are----- sensational

[proven sapphire]

💀

[flat kraken]

BRO GET THAT GRAPHIC AAH SHIT OUT OF HERE GJEKJEKLTQJETKJGKALGJA

[proven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/chesscom-chess-reaction-reply-nepo-gif-13431616691543478893

[fiery yarrow]

OH GOD

[proven sapphire]

when he realised it was over

[fiery yarrow]

WHY DID MY MIND JUST SAW CENSORED WITH PIXELS

AND WENT MENTAL BOOM

[proven sapphire]

desribe it 😄

[fiery yarrow]

agree

[nimble niche]

it's just a cat

[proven sapphire]

idk if im allowed to talk abt that tho so imma delete

[fiery yarrow]

my oppenent when i play the bongcloud

[proven sapphire]

fax

[dire cargo]

This made me sad dude... u could see him shiver in pain and sadness in that game

[fiery yarrow]

I KNOW

[proven sapphire]

it almost made me tear up man. He fought so hard and even tho i am a ding fan, you can see how distraught he is

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/k-keptax-fettsack-keptax-fat-peter-griffin-peter-griffin-gif-20203363

[severe oxide]

made me giggle

[proven sapphire]

his hand shivers as he grabs the pieces ugh i feel horrible

2nd place is always the worst

[nocturne elk]

What does that even mean 😂

[dire cargo]

He's gone to finals twice and still didn't win ri8?

[proven sapphire]

mhm its sad

[nocturne elk]

I thought it was an amputee 💀

[proven sapphire]

finished

[fiery yarrow]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[torpid badge]

What is going on here

[proven sapphire]

discussing things

@dire cargo bro i need ur idea was it the 2 kings?

[upbeat viper]

[severe oxide]

Mods in chat 😔 no banana

[dire cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-juventus-portugal-gif-23124955

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-burger-tinycat-lunch-kitty-gif-25356075

[proven sapphire]

u took the banana away 😦

[nova spire]

man i lost 4 games in a row this week

[dire cargo]

Nah its completely off chess

[grim edge]

Hey Bast here's a philosophical question: are you currently dead or alive?

[nova spire]

i feel like the worst player of chess

[dire cargo]

Ikr

[proven sapphire]

oh bro what is ittt cmon im excited hit me with it

[fiery yarrow]

i lost 4 games in a row yesterday

[dire cargo]

Give me few mins

[nova spire]

wat yall talking bout

[proven sapphire]

kk kk

[nova spire]

i havent won in a week

[proven sapphire]

wallpapers im making along with ian nepo and how many losses ppl have

[nova spire]

cool

[proven sapphire]

my first club game ♥️

[fiery yarrow]

i'll play one now and hope for the best

[nova spire]

ok

wish u luck

[grim edge]

preparing for mini school tourney tmr what shld i do

[nimble niche]

losing 4 games in a row is an everyday occurrence for me

[nimble niche]

play unprepped najdorf like i did

[nova spire]

the difference is that i havent won in a week

[digital phoenix]

play grob

[grim edge]

damn

[proven sapphire]

whast ur elo

[nova spire]

revise openings and hope for the best

[grim edge]

200

[proven sapphire]

ur 2k u sould be good lol

[proven sapphire]

(*10)

[grim edge]

theres a girl with 2.4k

[proven sapphire]

hmm

whip out the beads 👍

[digital phoenix]

basically me fr

[nimble niche]

I'm the third best at my school

[severe oxide]

fight her

[grim edge]

BAST MAN TEACH

[grim edge]

teach me

[upbeat viper]

Uh

[proven sapphire]

wait u play krunker tf

[grim edge]

if i could i would

[fickle rampart]

Did you know you can now learn music on Duolingo

[nimble niche]

I'd be playing board 3 if my school had an opens team

[digital phoenix]

yessir

[grim edge]

oh shit i summoned batman

[upbeat viper]

Ofc

[proven sapphire]

and clash royale? we got the same childhood fr fr

[digital phoenix]

dont blunder

[upbeat viper]

Legends say I'm always lurking

[little elm]

i played the grob otb once

[digital phoenix]

well im still playing it are u

[grim edge]

damn that resonated deep

[little elm]

opponent was 1200

[severe oxide]

lurking for when the opps slide

[nova spire]

damn

[grim edge]

batman teach me please

[proven sapphire]

clash, yes. Krunker no. I used to trade a bunch and i made so much money off krunker its funny

[upbeat viper]

Wat

[grim edge]

bruhh im blackkkk i hate black

[nimble niche]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman,_Turkey

[grim edge]

as in playing as black

[proven sapphire]

play caro

[digital phoenix]

nice nice

[vestal herald]

How do you connect your account Albert

[nocturne elk]

Saved 💀

[severe oxide]

i just got th13 in CoC

[grim edge]

now i have to prepare so much more

[proven sapphire]

good luck

[grim edge]

im paired with that 2.4k gurl and her chess account openings are so inconsistent

[proven sapphire]

damn u fr skrewed

[grim edge]

i cant tell if shes gonna play some troll game or e4 d4 c4 g4 etc

[proven sapphire]

r8 the pfp

[grim edge]

thanks that motivated me so much bro

[nocturne elk]

I have a feeling it wouldn’t matter right..

[grim edge]

;-;

[proven sapphire]

quit crying on discord and go study then.

[nova spire]

too much

[nocturne elk]

Just do your best ig lol

[proven sapphire]

u play totk?

[grim edge]

i didddd

[proven sapphire]

do it more.

[nova spire]

yea

[grim edge]

oka bye

[proven sapphire]

and botw? which u prefer

[nimble niche]

the 2400 at my school has a very consistent repertoire: bird's every game except against 1900+ fide or 2000+ acf

[proven sapphire]

gl 😄

[nova spire]

totk but i dont wanna go off topic

[grim edge]

nah i dont need luck i need a miracle

[nocturne elk]

Renaissance painting vibes 💀

[severe oxide]

it’s a photo of my father getting kicked in the head in 1997

[proven sapphire]

its fine. i prefer botw lmao i think theres something so classic about it. I also got 100% in it. I have got all armour maxed out in totk tho

[nova spire]

lame, i 100 both games

no offence

[proven sapphire]

good stuff, i mean to as well, just got no time

[nova spire]

damn i have no time everytime

[proven sapphire]

u are under the age of 15 how u got no time?

[nova spire]

i have exams, endyear projects, chess

[severe oxide]

i have all that and i simply don’t do it

[proven sapphire]

ty bro it wasnt working for me last time 🙏

[severe oxide]

yw

[nocturne elk]

Thanks, as a non car owner this changed my life

[nova spire]

brov this is why you play chess

[severe oxide]

i need to buy a car

[nova spire]

please go get a life (please progress with your life)

[nocturne elk]

cars are insanely expensive in my country sadge

[proven sapphire]

u got it yet bro

[severe oxide]

😔

[proven sapphire]

same but we ball

[severe oxide]

grand theft auto 🤔🤷‍♂️

[nova spire]

whats yall priorities

[severe oxide]

my gambling addiction

[nova spire]

bro

[proven sapphire]

study>money>chess>football>tennis>girls

[severe oxide]

with a minor drug problem

[forest quest]

Work

[proven sapphire]

btw ive pulled one girl in my life soooo

[forest quest]

Am I right

[nova spire]

you are the type of guy to play 10 bullet games and hit someone if you lose one

[grim edge]

645am

[nova spire]

H O W

[grim edge]

Should I give up on sleeping

[proven sapphire]

wdym how ?

[nimble niche]

how old are you?

[grim edge]

Gotta be up at 9 am and it's 645am

[proven sapphire]

17

1700 17 year old

[digital phoenix]

chess>money>health>success>study

[forest quest]

Nice that's my everyday

[proven sapphire]

lmao

[nocturne elk]

Depends on how impt the thing is

[nova spire]

man mine is
family>study>chess>ice cream

[nimble niche]

did the relationship last?

[severe oxide]

i wake up at 5am EVERYDAY to grind (gamble)

[proven sapphire]

i do study in the morning tho

[grim edge]

U get 2 hrs if sleep a day?

[digital phoenix]

bro is disrespecting ice cream kill

[severe oxide]

I was pulling a girl then my friend sold it for me 💀

[grim edge]

Hour and a half of school

[flat kraken]

words from the strongest bitcoin investor 💀

[nova spire]

chess is better than ice cream

[nocturne elk]

Oh i would just stay up lol

[nova spire]

oh yea

genshin is in there too-

[nova spire]

lemme edit that real quick

[vestal herald]

How do I connect my chess account to Albert?

[nimble niche]

ive known a few people who could pull girls and from observing their relationship status, ive noticed that relationships at 14 never last

[severe oxide]

/connect

[vestal herald]

Thx

[flat kraken]

guess

[nimble niche]

curacao

[nova spire]

family>study>chess>ice cream>genshin impact

[proven sapphire]

relationships at 17 dont last either. After uni they do

[severe oxide]

my grandparents got married at 16

[nova spire]

where you live bro

[severe oxide]

australia

[flat kraken]

bro this website has some real goofy aah flagls

[nova spire]

thats legal?

[nimble niche]

only in perth

[flat kraken]

can you guess this one 💀

[proven sapphire]

probably not

[severe oxide]

with parents consent yes

[digital phoenix]

damn genshit

[vestal herald]

Did it thx again

[nimble niche]

i hate bots flags

[proven sapphire]

(b-tec zelda)

[nova spire]

better than gambling

[nocturne elk]

Prob just a thing back then

[nova spire]

actually gambling but better

[flat kraken]

i cringed just from looking at the supposed answer of that shit

[nocturne elk]

Dang still ? 💀

[severe oxide]

i mean if they didn’t i wouldn’t exist rn so i ain’t complaining

[nova spire]

aight im tired

[nova spire]

bro i dont wanna exist

night

[severe oxide]

if u don’t exist then how u gonna gamble???

[proven sapphire]

u under 15. shut up

[nocturne elk]

Same… same

[flat kraken]

guess (starting with B)

[digital phoenix]

borway

[flat kraken]

💀

[proven sapphire]

yall can act depressed here, but you have a loving family, a roof over your head, a good shot at education, and resources most people dont.

[nimble niche]

having a child is a massive gamble because your child might end up spending all his time on chess.com discord

[nocturne elk]

🅱️orway

[severe oxide]

you can do basically anything at 16 as long as ur parents are cool w it. getting married getting a tattoo ect. I’m getting a tattoo for christmas 🤷‍♂️

[digital phoenix]

love borway

[flat kraken]

correct

[severe oxide]

real shit

[grim edge]

bleerikecaz

[gentle steppe]

nice before just not existing make sure to give me ur property papers yk

[flat kraken]

what language is that 💀

[nocturne elk]

“Loving family” whomstmegalul

[nimble niche]

I only know that Norway and Svalbard uses this flag, no idea what the other territory is

[grim edge]

i dont know

[proven sapphire]

u do.

[nocturne elk]

Damn so cool

[digital phoenix]

borway and bvalbard?

[flat kraken]

bouvet island 💀

[severe oxide]

??

[nocturne elk]

Negative sir..

[digital phoenix]

thats dumb it should be borway

[gentle steppe]

they are depressed if they are a furry

[proven sapphire]

then get of discord and sort it out

[digital phoenix]

curing problems with bigger problems

[proven sapphire]

if they a furry then they long gone. No helping you

[flat kraken]

bro this gotta be the worst belize flag i've ever seen in my years of flagging 💀

[digital phoenix]

being a furry to cure depression is like drinking poison to cure stomachache

[gentle steppe]

god stays in heaven because he is scared of what he created

[nimble niche]

goofy belize

[proven sapphire]

fax

[nimble niche]

almost didn't recognise that it was belize

[gentle steppe]

fr

[proven sapphire]

eldin final boss

[severe oxide]

ben shapiro owning feminist (#3472)

[flat kraken]

BRO WHAT DID THEY DO ALBANIA 💀

[digital phoenix]

guess the country (starts with t)

[flat kraken]

tourettes

[digital phoenix]

wrong its trash

[gentle steppe]

the fact that the kid cant even sit is just so funny

[nocturne elk]

Like the freedom to do stuff

[gentle steppe]

RUSSIA

[nimble niche]

now im curious to see dominica

[flint fox]

The "Aww, you're so adowable, senpai~! (^ω^) I would just love to teach you how to pway the super duper cool game of chess! It's all about using your big bwain to think ahead and make super strategic moves~!"
Copypasta

[flat kraken]

i was trying to find dominica but then i found martinique 💀

[gentle steppe]

the fear caught in his eyes

[nocturne elk]

I could fit a camel through a needle more easily 💀

[flat kraken]

bro got the no.1 flag 🥇

here it is

[gentle steppe]

oo looks like i designed it

[flat kraken]

i really can't get enough of this 💀

[gentle steppe]

💀

[flint fox]

How i look like asking my older siblings to play chess with me

[nimble niche]

is that supposed to be sandwich islands?

[flat kraken]

y e s. 💀

[severe oxide]

yeah

[digital phoenix]

guys what are safety precautions when releasing a tiny trolley down a ramp in the lab

[gentle steppe]

pronouns and creating bullshit

[flat kraken]

safety spectacles and a kel-tec ksg

[nimble niche]

what does moldova look like? or any flag with a bird

[gentle steppe]

none

[digital phoenix]

right

[gentle steppe]

i have 27k msgs

[viscid jacinth]

ok

[nimble niche]

I have 32k messages

[viscid jacinth]

I dont remember lasagna having the fots emoji

[viscid jacinth]

Pathetic

[gentle steppe]

touch grass

[proven sapphire]

i have 3k

[viscid jacinth]

I am not gonna say mine

[nimble niche]

fr

[viscid jacinth]

But its more than yall

[gentle steppe]

the hell man touch some grass u have 63k msgs

[viscid jacinth]

So I win

[flat kraken]

this is animal cruelty

[proven sapphire]

@viscid jacinth

63k is wild

[gentle steppe]

fr

[little elm]

63k messages here is insane

[nimble niche]

wtf did they do to bhutan 💀

[viscid jacinth]

I mean

Las has more than 100k

[gentle steppe]

wait untill u see las and scipio

[flat kraken]

@noble radish

[viscid jacinth]

So

[digital phoenix]

what

[viscid jacinth]

Thanks for the precaution i will eat one battery at a time

[little elm]

you joined one year ago though

[flat kraken]

they cucked like all the existing heraldries on all flags

[gentle steppe]

he really spent about 1 year or something talking in here

[proven sapphire]

@digital phoenix

[flat kraken]

except for north caledonia for some reason

[viscid jacinth]

yep

[proven sapphire]

i wonder who has the most

[digital phoenix]

yes men

[little elm]

albert probably

[gentle steppe]

@worn ice

[viscid jacinth]

Its maybe las or scipio

[digital phoenix]

yeah albert first im way ahead of scipio

[viscid jacinth]

Nah

[gentle steppe]

its albert

[proven sapphire]

lmao

[nimble niche]

egypt's bird's just two goofy rectangles

[viscid jacinth]

Oh damn

[gentle steppe]

he has over 500k msgs

[flat kraken]

funny af

[viscid jacinth]

600k?????

[gentle steppe]

💀

[viscid jacinth]

Albert is the real nerd here

[digital phoenix]

another one for albert

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lasanga

This is the Chess.com profile of lasanga. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2315 (2323 peak)
Blitz: 2412 (2424 peak)
Bullet: 2105 (2136 peak)

[gentle steppe]

u suck

[viscid jacinth]

@worn ice explain yourself

[little elm]

get better at bullet

[digital phoenix]

thats what ur mom said

[digital phoenix]

im chilling on an 1800 account rn

[gentle steppe]

💀

[viscid jacinth]

To you?

damn

[gentle steppe]

[gentle steppe]

i think the joke backfires

[little elm]

unless you are really slow you should get 2200 at least

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1454 (1455 peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[viscid jacinth]

Bullet is a variant

[little elm]

647

[digital phoenix]

yeah i probably could but ive slowed down since ive played otb classical more than blitz

[viscid jacinth]

I do not exist in this universe

[digital phoenix]

51kg is mad

[proven sapphire]

i havent done a BMI index yet i probs should

[digital phoenix]

are u a skeleton

[flat kraken]

bro's 15 and 180cm tall 💀 he's a giraffe

[viscid jacinth]

I actually do have quite a mass

My ribs dont show out like they did before

Present sir

[flat kraken]

i am actually terrified to see you irl

[viscid jacinth]

maybe when i join college

[nimble niche]

my neck is long compared to my height

[viscid jacinth]

I can send you a photo of my face

[nimble niche]

my neck is a bit prominent, you know

[nocturne elk]

Wait don’t most ppl grow the most at 13-15?

[nimble niche]

incho is 198cm and still growing

[flat kraken]

well i'm the same age and i'm like 30cm shorter explain 🔫🤡

[nocturne elk]

Oh 💀

I haven’t grown since like 15 though (am like 20+)

[flat kraken]

you do not have my permission to suck the height out of my puberty >:((

[viscid jacinth]

I cant choose an expression

[nimble niche]

i am 170cm at 14, is that good?

[viscid jacinth]

Tell me what expression do i make for my photo

Then I will send it

[digital phoenix]

angery

[flat kraken]

the face

[viscid jacinth]

Its too weird

[flat kraken]

[nocturne elk]

The SHEEESH face

[nimble niche]

uwu face

[flat kraken]

[flat kraken]

i'm using that for my facebook account

[viscid jacinth]

nahhh I look like an alien in this wtf

[gentle steppe]

is that u

[viscid jacinth]

Nah dont actually do it

[digital phoenix]

bro looks like a middle aged man

[nocturne elk]

Identity stolen

[nimble niche]

my neck stands out a lot whenever a photo of me is taken

[gentle steppe]

ur so skinny and shit

[flat kraken]

you can't stop me i live in china (i'm virtually untraceable)

[viscid jacinth]

Whatever this is my proper phot

15

[nocturne elk]

“1969 hard_and_fast” nice

[flat kraken]

i'm so stealing your goatie and facebook account

[viscid jacinth]

I am 51 kg

[lime hinge]

damn so hot

[nimble niche]

wtf im 60kg and im 170cm

[viscid jacinth]

And 5'11

[lime hinge]

bro wtf

[nimble niche]

im at normal weight for my height

[lime hinge]

don't u have food?

[nocturne elk]

Damn how yall 50+ kg at 180cm

[flat kraken]

it's permanently cemented in history now 👍

[viscid jacinth]

Yeah

[nimble niche]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

do not

[gentle steppe]

I am 50kg

[viscid jacinth]

What height

[gentle steppe]

💀💀💀

[nimble niche]

what height?

[gentle steppe]

Idk but I am tall

[nimble niche]

am i the only not underweight person here?

[lime hinge]

no

[glass carbon]

@upbeat viper

[lime hinge]

I am like

[nocturne elk]

I was 50kg at 155cm as a kid 💀

[lime hinge]

I am 65kg

[nocturne elk]

That’s fair

[lime hinge]

170cm

[nimble niche]

height?

that should be normal then

[nocturne elk]

Damn what do yall be eating to be 6ft+

[nimble niche]

I'm already almost at average height in south/southeast china

[nocturne elk]

Sadge.. i shouldnt have been such a picky eater as a kid

[lime hinge]

bro I found a gf for you

[nocturne elk]

I literally ate like 2 meals a day 💀

[nimble niche]

ive got the south china genes

[proven sapphire]

im 5'7 lol

and i still pulled 💪

[lime hinge]

bro what's ur insta my friend says that you are hot

[nimble niche]

same, what's your weight?

[proven sapphire]

uhh like 55? i gotta go double check

[nocturne elk]

Gaining weight/ muscle is tough…

[proven sapphire]

i play alot of sport so im skinny ish but also lean

[lime hinge]

bro ronaldo is better

[nimble niche]

I'm 5'7 and 60kg

[nocturne elk]

Even with forced feeding

[proven sapphire]

not connected = no opinion

[nimble niche]

60kg is around average for 170cm

[proven sapphire]

mhm i believe it is

[lime hinge]

whats ur position

[nimble niche]

yes

[nocturne elk]

Sounds about right

[proven sapphire]

i play CM

[lime hinge]

we are the same height

[proven sapphire]

cool 👍

[nimble niche]

what was i supposed to do when my mother was 153cm and my father was 173cm?

[lime hinge]

you think u could take me in a fight?

[solar timber]

my name is mokey d luffy and im gonna be king of da piratessss

[random drum]

London is here. London is best

[proven sapphire]

probably. The fact you are trying to fight someone on discord shows me how honestly mentally low you are

there are other qualities to people than how they fight

fax

[quick yew]

#💬〡improvement-talk just to direct myself sorry

[proven sapphire]

dont need to appolagise lol

[lime hinge]

you think so? how old are you lil boy

[solar timber]

soccer or chess wut is better???????????????????????

[nimble niche]

i haven't played rapid in months

[solar timber]

i say soccer honestly

[lime hinge]

lets play blitz if u are so smart bbg

[nimble niche]

how old are you?

[proven sapphire]

im 17.

[flat kraken]

i smell an argument in the wretched slums of general

[proven sapphire]

fr fr

[proven sapphire]

i play rapid. but i would defo play you if you want

[lime hinge]

damn u remind me myself when I was 17

[solar timber]

i am __ years old 🙂

[nocturne elk]

wtf everyone is so young lol

[proven sapphire]

how are you older than 17 trying to fight people on discord 💀

[nocturne elk]

Boomer moment

[proven sapphire]

bro ur life is at a low point awh hell nah

[lime hinge]

u rating is 1700?

[proven sapphire]

rapid mhm

[lime hinge]

I was just playing bro

[proven sapphire]

play elsewhere

[lime hinge]

do you ever play blitz tho?

[proven sapphire]

rarely

[lime hinge]

you are sensetive

[proven sapphire]

bruv u called me out in a fight tf

[flat kraken]

i have a chinese dictation tomorrow and i can't remember shit

[lime hinge]

it was a joke

[sleek oriole]

@lime hinge i bet you never talk like this in real life

[flat kraken]

did bro chicken out after knowing he's 1700 💀

[proven sapphire]

💀

[lime hinge]

I don't I am 5'7 tf

[proven sapphire]

nope he defo doesnt

[nimble niche]

eat more dogs, it's good protein

[flat kraken]

thankyou sensei :DDD

[proven sapphire]

w advice

[sleek oriole]

eat more atom reactors

[flat kraken]

dogs for the win 💪

[nimble niche]

just curious, for the goofy flags thing, what did cyprus look like?

[lime hinge]

yo lets play bullet

[proven sapphire]

nah lets play something that requires skill and thought

rapid or 5 minute

[flat kraken]

unfortunately surprisingly normal

[lime hinge]

okay

[proven sapphire]

bullet below 1k is just who can flag first imma be real

[nimble niche]

normal compared to others

[proven sapphire]

ill finish eating and play u

[lime hinge]

idk on one of my accounts I was like 1200

[lime hinge]

alr bet

[nimble niche]

wait what about the welsh dragon?

[nimble niche]

I don't know my bots flags

[lime hinge]

hey whats ur pronounce?

[flat kraken]

that's ascension island (i'm ascending after seeing that one)

they did the dragon's tongue so weird 💀

@nimble nichehttps://codebeautify.org/random-flag-generator
you can go look at the shits yourself 💀

[faint hazel]

[nimble niche]

haiti, san marino, eswatini maybe

[lime lava]

Its an elephant smh my head

[rocky vale]

I thought that's wales

[flat kraken]

it is (it just got the classic oversimplified curse on)

[rocky vale]

[grim edge]

:3c

[flat kraken]

this is the funniest on the site

[nimble niche]

what did they do to the bird?

[flat kraken]

it made it through the wall

[nimble niche]

Indonesia/Monaco

[midnight fjord]

its poland u noob

[flat kraken]

sideways france but you cut out the blue

[flat kraken]

poland's white over red 💀

[nimble niche]

14 states

[flat kraken]

play faster time controls?

[proven sapphire]

im back g u wanna run the 1v1

[flat kraken]

if they waste all their time it's good for you not for them

[lime hinge]

ya whats ur chess.com nickanme

[nimble niche]

interesting eritrea

[proven sapphire]

you are under 500 rating respectfully be quiet

[proven sapphire]

JustAshB

[flat kraken]

damn gtg bye guys

[proven sapphire]

same shi different day.

[manic acorn]

Chad

@grim edge send a harder one

I legally cannot answer

[proven sapphire]

FAXXXXX

[flat kraken]

NIG-

[proven sapphire]

genuinely violated

[flat kraken]

Nijar (legit variant of the spelling)

[proven sapphire]

did u add me

[willow elbow]

anyone wanna play

[lime hinge]

yeah I sent u a request to play

[proven sapphire]

nah we aint continue

[nimble niche]

Nz

[manic acorn]

nz

[willow elbow]

nz

nd the white stars is aus

[manic acorn]

Ivory coast

[nimble niche]

Ivory coast

[peak plank]

Playing a 3 minute game is ridiculous

[nimble niche]

Ireland has green o the left and orange in the right

[manic acorn]

I have all of them memorized

[nimble niche]

I can do countries too but not the bots

[peak plank]

Also you could be spending 2 minutes to find mate

[viscid jacinth]

Oh hell naw

[lime hinge]

give me

[stable mirage]

UwU

[glossy radish]

hi

[nocturne elk]

He is such an entrepreneurial person it is nuts

[proven sapphire]

@lime hinge ggs we both hung our queen this is why i hate blitz

[lime hinge]

ya my connection sucks sorry

[proven sapphire]

its fine

[daring loom]

it's going to be like pewdiepie vs t-series all over again

[willow elbow]

anyone of you would like to do a rapid

[daring loom]

oh man the memories

[proven sapphire]

rating?

i do need to warm up so i could play

[willow elbow]

1000,

i dont think u need a warmup for me

[stable mirage]

except beast actually deserves subs

[proven sapphire]

alright we can play but it might not be fair

[willow elbow]

its totallly fair for me dw

[proven sapphire]

alright whast ur chess user

[willow elbow]

imma send a link

[proven sapphire]

kk

dms or here?

[daring loom]

pewds is a cool guy tho, but
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT PUBG VIDEO

[nocturne elk]

Is it that famous clip ? 😂

[willow elbow]

https://play.chess.com/2vwfZ

[proven sapphire]

unrated

it is i htink

[nocturne elk]

And also the fiver thing or whatever it was

[coral quartz]

Guys
What does psychological battle mean?

[shadow panther]

(this is an old match)

how did I beat 781??

[shadow panther]

Psychological warfare

Battle of the mind

[daring loom]

[shadow panther]

idk hard to explain

[shadow panther]

what does that mean

[daring loom]

banned account

[nocturne elk]

Banned

[shadow panther]

💀

[honest drift]

Sup g

[coral quartz]

So apparently
Good at chess = smarter than others

[honest drift]

Yeah

[coral quartz]

Probably

[shadow panther]

Yes

[nocturne elk]

That explains how he lost up 8 pts of material lmfao

[honest drift]

I was locked out for a month or more :(

[shadow panther]

Brain superhighways and better brain performance

[shadow panther]

but how did I even play him when he was 780?

[honest drift]

Leave it nothing much

Anyways I am 2222 blitz on lichess

Wasnt even offensive but okay

That mod that got banned had locked me out lol

[nocturne elk]

I think you set your settings to way above your rating range perhaps

[honest drift]

That female pfp mod

idk name now

yeah that

[shadow panther]

nope, haven't changed any of thay

only for atomic 💀

[honest drift]

Lol thats terrible

[echo kestrel]

It's easy

I can beat a 781

[shadow panther]

What's ur rating then

[honest drift]

https://lichess.org/NqUdYCFQ This was my last game today lol and it was too funny not to show you

[worn ice]

GhostDragonLTD (2217) vs. Lidanshein1 (2136)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 exd5 4. c4 dxc4 5. Bxc4 Nf6 6. Nf3 c5 7. O-O Be7 8. Re1 O-O 9. Nc3 Nc6 10. d5 Na5 11. Bd3 b6 12. Bf4 Bb7 13. d6 Bxd6 14. Bxd6 Re8 15. Rxe8+ Qxe8 16. Qe2 Qd7 17. Bg3 Rd8 18. Rd1 Re8 19. Bxh7+ Kxh7 20. Qc2+ Be4 21. Nxe4 Qxd1+ 22. Qxd1 Nxe4 23. Qd3 f5 24. h4 c4 25. Qd7 Rg8 26. Ng5+ Nxg5 27. hxg5 Kg6 28. Qxa7 Nc6 29. Qxb6 Rc8 30. Qb7 

[echo kestrel]

Pain is the worst mod cuz cheating

[nocturne elk]

Hmm or maybe the gap between 800-400 isnt that large..? Idk tbh

Like as the ratings go up ppl get exponentially better

[shadow panther]

it's a 200 elo ± not 400

[honest drift]

Not in 800-400 but in 1800-1400 it increases

and a lot more in 2000-2400

[nocturne elk]

?

[honest drift]

as the ratings increase the gap increases even if the difference is the same

[void fjord]

👌 perfection

[nocturne elk]

Yup that’s what i meant

Like 400 vs 800 is probably almost the same imo

[honest drift]

Yeah cuz it is

800s just played more chess

[coral quartz]

What online elo is good enough?

[honest drift]

1800 is solid

You know some chess if you hit 1800 lol

[nocturne elk]

Is 1600-1700 the beginning of advanced?

[fluid burrow]

blitz or rapid?

[coral quartz]

I'm 1750 something I don't think I'm smart

[honest drift]

Blitz 1800 is pretty solid, rapid meh, you can say rapid is fine too but not as good as blitz

[coral quartz]

This

[barren finch]

It Is already Advanced, begining Is like 1500

[fluid burrow]

blitz more respectable than rapid ?

[honest drift]

Yeah easily

rapid ratings are inflated

[shadow panther]

[fluid burrow]

elaborate

[nocturne elk]

Oh nice

[honest drift]

So basically if you are U-2000 then your rapid rating can easily be like 200-300 points higher than your blitz

[nocturne elk]

Lmfao joined weeks ago and alr banned

[honest drift]

And after 2200~ there are only a few rapid players

[nocturne elk]

Can confirm 💀😂

[honest drift]

Common pattern, happened with me too

[fluid burrow]

ahhh

[nocturne elk]

Havent developed that instinct to move fast and correctly yet

[fluid burrow]

so I’m better off grinding blitz

[honest drift]

Pretty much, but you can play rapid to actually improve first

[nocturne elk]

I’ve heard many ppl advising against fast time controls as a intermediate/ beginner though

[forest quest]

Blitz and bullet only for fun IMO

[lime lava]

Bro cheats at 700

[forest quest]

Rapid- classical if you actually wanna improve on chess

[nocturne elk]

• pain 😔

[nocturne elk]

Like using guideline hacks in 8 ball pool 💀

[forest quest]

I guess honest technically like 5+3 is blitz and since it's increment you can have a full game with a both of actual thinking

[honest drift]

So the thing is, there is intuition and there is calculated/thought after moves, Intuition is like 90% used in bullet, around 40-50% in blitz and like 20-30% in rapid, so to actually think for your moves, you can try rapid to improve first @fluid burrow

[lime lava]

No, its even worse

[forest quest]

Bullet to me is just memorizing your opening to the tee, premoving majority of the opening, then just finding tactics fast.

[nocturne elk]

My friend just uses a physical card on screen, legal and still works :GIGACHAD:

[primal shore]

I mean you could say the same for blitz, I know such much people who are 200-300 elo higher in blitz then rapid

Horrible argument

[forest quest]

Theres a reason OTB chess is played at 90mins+30 increment

And it's not because it's more " fun"

[proven sapphire]

who did i just play

[forest quest]

It's because that how real quality games are played

[primal shore]

I mean....it can be fun

I have fun in classical games

[willow elbow]

@proven sapphire ggs

[proven sapphire]

yeah exactly

[proven sapphire]

yo yo ggs you played really well man

[primal shore]

I also almost always nap after classical games lol

[willow elbow]

ty lol

[proven sapphire]

@willow elbow

predicted 1550 at 900 is really good

[nocturne elk]

Wow nice

[proven sapphire]

80 percent accurate too is amazing

that was a good game from you

[willow elbow]

[forest quest]

I don't know accurate that predicted elo is lol

I've had 2500+ predicted elo games

Alot not like 1 or 2

I'm like 1700

[willow elbow]

my pawns were kinda weak right, i mean i didnt actually make a blunder-

[proven sapphire]

what accuracy tho

[forest quest]

No yea the accuracy matters

[proven sapphire]

yeah u played well, if you know about ideas of the caro i reakon you would do better

[forest quest]

That's what should matter most just not the predicted elo

[proven sapphire]

still a good gage tho

imma play a rated one now

[willow elbow]

ohhhh

gotcha

[proven sapphire]

thats only because i love the caro kann t ho i play it all the time

[forest quest]

Same

Damn phone. But yea Carro is life.

I alternate between Carro when I'm hyped serious. French when I'm semi serious. And Scandi when I'm board

[proven sapphire]

wtf hes playing some double gambit line

im up 2 pawns

uhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna get destroyed arent i

[forest quest]

Bruh idk I'm the most boring player and never play into any gambits lmao

[proven sapphire]

i always play into them

but im scared whic pawn to i take

[forest quest]

Like even crappy englund gambit instead of taking on e5 I just play c3 because screw it lol

Also can't ask about live games btw

[honest drift]

Well they just dont play enough rapid then

[proven sapphire]

im up 3 pawns now in the opening but im probs losing

[honest drift]

The level difference shows when you play the same rated players in rapid and blitz

[primal shore]

No I've seen people stagnant in rapid and better in quick ratings

You inflation is backwards lmao

[honest drift]

Yeah just bullet then, blitz is just harder lol

[forest quest]

It's possible. I'm like that for bullet. But not for blitz.

[honest drift]

Thanks london system

[primal shore]

It's for the same reason rapid is higher, because no one plays the other time controls as much as other people who main the other ones

[primal shore]

Bullet isn't real chess

[forest quest]

Agreed

[honest drift]

Half agree

[primal shore]

Bullet silly

[fluid burrow]

therefore rapid is more respectable?

[jovial vector]

I calculated it and still went for it idk why im so dumb just didnt want a draw lmao

[primal shore]

Correct

[honest drift]

Its bad habits lol, you shouldnt really be playing bullet to improve

[forest quest]

Coming from me who is very strong in bullet for no reason(relative), bullet is fake chess

[proven sapphire]

rapid is more respectable

[fluid burrow]

how do you have the feedback thing ?

[forest quest]

Blitz is like half chess if you play 5+3 IMO so you arnt just aiming to flag your opponent because of increment.

[proven sapphire]

if you have the ability to play a 95% accurate game with lots of time, that is better than winning a lower accuarate game

[forest quest]

3+0 to me is almost as bad as bullet imo

5+3 is a real chess game

[proven sapphire]

agree

[fluid burrow]

how does one get the feedback analysis thing ??

[proven sapphire]

on what?

[forest quest]

Gotta buy premium

Or you get one free analysis per day

[fluid burrow]

paying for chess is absolutely outrageous

[forest quest]

Lichess

Is my main site. I'm only here for the chat

[jovial vector]

I just like having the game review and puzzles lol

[forest quest]

Lichess has unlimited of both.

Although I would say chesscoms analysis is better

[jovial vector]

I like chess.com better tho

[trail prism]

I became president of the highschool chess club :D

[forest quest]

Fair enough

[charred sparrow]

our school blocked lichess

[forest quest]

I use both to be fair

[forest quest]

But not CC?

[charred sparrow]

yeah

its dumb

[safe fable]

Where u going xddd

[shadow panther]

same

[forest quest]

That's strange. Because you would think they would block CC since technically it's a profit company with ads.

[restive crater]

It's 3 people vs 1 FM lmao

[shadow panther]

our school doesn't focus on that

[charred sparrow]

our school just blocks anything that people use. More people used lichess since cc required an account to play

[forest quest]

Also lichess is a .org Wich alot of schools find more acceptable

Instead of a .com

[shadow panther]

they block based on what a website is used for, like Spotify and Discord or file sharing or smth and Lichess is blocked bc it's "non-managed"

[forest quest]

You can play on chess.com without an account

[charred sparrow]

yeah but most of the features are like not there

[shadow panther]

but GitHub it's allowed

and viruses have been found on GitHub

[charred sparrow]

our school blocked that

not because of viruses but people would use it to access chrome and go to unblocked sites

[shadow panther]

how

like what sources

[forest quest]

Ah to be a kid again. When I was in highschool I was playing Yu-Gi-Oh on the computers lmao

[charred sparrow]

u type in google into github, and then click on google.com

but u need to use geogebra or something else like that

[grim edge]

asfasf

[charred sparrow]

LOL. im a freshman currently and I like 11th in chess club

[austere magnet]

Magnus is down

[brisk frigate]

who can translate thi to english? (sveiki)

[austere magnet]

This is crazy

[charred sparrow]

it means hello in lithuanian

[simple gulch]

Are there any Muslim here. I have a question

[brisk frigate]

yes but it is not in lithuanian

[jovial vector]

I honestly have no clue but I just got the elo back anyways

[charred sparrow]

latvian?

[brisk frigate]

yes

[charred sparrow]

ah ok

[blazing creek]

Guess the actual rating

[tacit spoke]

me

[forest quest]

London lovers unite

[wraith gyro]

400-800

[blazing creek]

would be very impressive

[brisk frigate]

but who can translate this to English? (gurķis)

[austere magnet]

Magnus is down -2.1 against a 2600

[wraith gyro]

I get 2400 sometimes and I am 850

[blazing creek]

really, I wanna see an example xD

[wraith gyro]

go see my profile I will send freind request give my your name

[blazing creek]

can't you just link a game?

[charred sparrow]

i hate that opening

its too solid

[trail prism]

Y'all how many members of the chess club shall I have to make a tournament

[blazing creek]

I offer draw as soon as someone starts the London system 💀

[trail prism]

Like I am leader of the highschool chess club and I want to make a tournament