💬〡general-off-topic

[flat gyro]

i wish to be buried in you

[viral epoch]

Whoa

[grave wasp]

wasnt I the first person to ping you when you came back

[viral epoch]

Who's Megu cat

[pine bison]

Don't know

[viral epoch]

Oh

[hasty iris]

there i fixed it

[grave wasp]

you did respond

[viral epoch]

Pein's back

[glossy radish]

👀

[flat gyro]

cul

[flat gyro]

peen

[pine bison]

Peepopain

[viral epoch]

I didn't know they were gone

[flat gyro]

were they banned?

[pine bison]

I resurrected like jesus

I was indeed

[flat gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/unfortunately-i-died-but-i-survived-ice-age-buck-crash-gif-17916310

[peak plank]

im 1700 tho

in quick at least

[viral epoch]

Fide.

[flat gyro]

im quick too

[viral epoch]

I don't even have an official rating

[flat gyro]

oh

[peak plank]

idc abt FIDE

[flat gyro]

in quick

[glossy radish]

pixie mohit’s bday ain’t in feb

[viral epoch]

I'm 1600-1700 cc

Differs much

[peak plank]

rlly?

[flat gyro]

isnt that like 1000-1200 fide

[glossy radish]

mohit said himself in dms

[peak plank]

he said to you?

[stable mirage]

when’s my birthday

[glossy radish]

zelk

[viral epoch]

When Plushy comes back, dear Siwius

[peak plank]

wait maybe @glossy radish

[glossy radish]

@peak plank

[peak plank]

oh ok

mohit birthday moment pog

[peak plank]

last year

[viral epoch]

Mine was last month

[stable mirage]

he talks in gc now idk about here

@static latch uwu

[viral epoch]

@static latch Miss chuu

[lusty totem]

https://lichess.org/rYlcG9zy/black
Why does Stockfish call my move here an inaccuracy? Seemed great to me.

[worn ice]

this_is_anomie (1065) vs. Timorio (1030)

Move List

1. d4 c5 2. Nf3 cxd4 3. Nxd4 e5 4. Nf3 Nc6 5. g3 d5 6. Bg2 Bd6 7. Qxd5 [Bb4+] 8. Bd2 Qxd5 9. O-O Bxd2 10. Ng5 Qc5 11. Nxd2 Qxc2 12. Nde4 Qxe2 13. Rad1 Qxb2 14. Nd6+ Ke7 15. Ngxf7 Bg4 16. f3 Be6 17. Nxh8 Nf6 18. Rb1 Qxa2 19. Rfd1 Rxh8 20. Rxb7+ Bd7 21. Nf5+ Ke6 22. Nxg7+ Kf7 23. Bh3 Kxg7 24. Bxd7 Nxd7 25. Rbxd7+ Kg8 26. h4 Qe2 27. R1d6 Qxf3 28. Rxc6 Qxc6 29. g4 Qxd7 30. g5 Qg4+ 31. Kf2 Qxh4+ 32. Kg2 Qxg5+ 33. Kf3 Kf8 34. Ke4 Rg8 35. Kd5 e4+ 36. Kxe4 Rg6 37. Kd4 Qg4+ 38. Kc5 Rg5+ 39. Kc6 Qc4+ 40. Kd6 Qc5+ 41. Ke6 Qd5+ 42. Kf6 Qe5# 

[latent pebble]

Because it's inaccurate

[lean bolt]

Caro Kann is trash

[peak plank]

ok

[hushed shuttle]

evidence

[lusty totem]

Oh, I see it now. Whoopsie.

[lean bolt]

Pay me first

[static latch]

[lean bolt]

Nothing in life is free

[hushed shuttle]

fine how much

[hushed shuttle]

not true

[lean bolt]

Same as a chessable course without sale, 50 USD or whatever it is

[static latch]

Indirect is here too

[hushed shuttle]

persona1 is here too

[static latch]

Who are you

[hushed shuttle]

your bestie

[lean bolt]

Prove me wrong

[static latch]

Lies

[peak plank]

define "free"

[hushed shuttle]

my os is free

[lean bolt]

Pay me to define it

[lean bolt]

It’s not free.

[hushed shuttle]

yes it is

it is free and open source

[viral epoch]

I lose wit it

[lean bolt]

It cost you time to get it

Free is not just monetary

[hushed shuttle]

no it didnt, im a timeless entity

[lean bolt]

If you’re interacting in this universe then you’re interacting with time

[viral epoch]

Hellu Persona

[peak plank]

idk man, ill call this free @lean bolt

[hushed shuttle]

false

[static latch]

Why indirect edgy

[lean bolt]

That’s not free, that’s an idiot

[peak plank]

hes here rn but ok

[hushed shuttle]

omg ur talking abt urself

[static latch]

Halo

[lean bolt]

Also I’m pretty sure they took a pawn on a7

So it wasn’t free

[viral epoch]

Stormy

Warmy

[hushed shuttle]

is this mitzuwu

[hushed shuttle]

IS

[viral epoch]

[hushed shuttle]

you're just running pandas program or smh

[lean bolt]

Lichess is the greatest site in history

[hushed shuttle]

ah

youre downloading

i was more focused on the top bar cause it looked like gibberish at first

idk get good

[lean bolt]

Stormlight, I’ve never met you before correct?

[hushed shuttle]

not sure

[viral epoch]

Yis

[hushed shuttle]

mitzu witzu

[peak plank]

how abt this then?

[hushed shuttle]

took time

[peak plank]

nah

[lean bolt]

It will cost you one tempo to take the rook, had he not resigned

[peak plank]

im already doing other things simultaneously and my time is spent on that

[viral epoch]

Stormy warmy

[lean bolt]

Not free.

[hushed shuttle]

but u spent your time on both still

[peak plank]

ok, how about when my opponent didnt show up to the chess game and I got a win by forfeit?

[lean bolt]

I used to know a storm, it seems you’re not it.

[hushed shuttle]

no matter what u do u are spending timeeee

[peak plank]

I didnt spend time, my opponent did 🙂

[hushed shuttle]

but u waited

[peak plank]

Nope

[hushed shuttle]

yes

[viral epoch]

Like cooking rice

[hushed shuttle]

eat rice

[peak plank]

I mean at an OTB tourney

[flat gyro]

are you srs 💀

[peak plank]

its not a CC match i didnt have to wait for them to disconnect

[hushed shuttle]

pip is a virus

[viral epoch]

I will eat wood

[cinder sky]

Hi

[lean bolt]

Oh no

[cinder sky]

it’s just a game

[hushed shuttle]

ow

[lean bolt]

Mitzu wtf play something that’s not trash

[peak plank]

also idk abt you but a 1 point bye also sounds free- no need to wait or anything

you just get the point

[lean bolt]

Or whatever your name is

[viral epoch]

Dom't twalk to me

[lean bolt]

Pixelated tell moon that people here are playing garbage openings

You’re his lapdog or something right

[peak plank]

moon plays the grand prix idk if that would mean anything

[flat gyro]

doesn't moon recommend the london

[lean bolt]

Moon has changed

[peak plank]

not rlly idk

[lean bolt]

Moon had an epiphany

He now only plays engine lines

[flat gyro]

oop

[lean bolt]

3…d5 0-1

[peak plank]

he plays the grand prix

[lean bolt]

That was the old moon

[peak plank]

that aint engine

[viral epoch]

I know how to play it

[flat gyro]

smol pp energy

[peak plank]

he doesnt anymore?

[lean bolt]

You know how to lose with it *

[viral epoch]

Yes

[viral epoch]

The Vienna single-handedly brought me from 1400s to 1600s

[flat gyro]

play e4 e5 0-1 like a chad

[lean bolt]

New moon only plays Ruy Lopez

[flat gyro]

single-handedly huh

[viral epoch]

Yis

[flat gyro]

hmm

[viral epoch]

I only play the Vienna

[flat gyro]

what if i play d5

or c5

[lean bolt]

It didn’t, you also got better in other areas of the game by experience. Vienna is actually holding you back.

[viral epoch]

It's in my lines of theory

[stable mirage]

1/2-1/2

[flat gyro]

or c6 or d6 or e6

[lean bolt]

You’d be 1900 already if you never played it

[flat gyro]

what about me :3

[viral epoch]

Vienna gave me many wins cuz no one in my elo ranges know how to play it

[lean bolt]

Idk you

[viral epoch]

False

[flat gyro]

what if i hit 1900 and played it

[lean bolt]

It gave you cheap wins that didn’t teach you anything

[lean bolt]

You’d probably regress to 1600

[flat gyro]

god damn

[viral epoch]

It teaches love, friendship and power

[flat gyro]

vienna players have no friends

[lean bolt]

Yeah, you’d become like this dude and stay 1600

[hushed shuttle]

can confirm :(

at least irl

[lean bolt]

F is for friends who do stuff together

U is for u and me

[viral epoch]

Also if you call following a direct main line theory and playing a great game opening middle game and endgame from both sides, a cheap win then Idk

It's over

[hushed shuttle]

F

[lean bolt]

N is for anywhere and anytime at all

[cinder sky]

/profile

y no work

[lean bolt]

Bot doesn’t want you to brag your rating to us

[viral epoch]

@lean bolt What opening you play

[cinder sky]

ok

[lean bolt]

I play real openings, good openings, not silly little gambits that teach nothing

[viral epoch]

Can confirm

[flat gyro]

average berlin user

[viral epoch]

What do you play

[lean bolt]

Berlin is too boring for my test

[viral epoch]

I barely get the chance to play the gambit anyway so...

[viral epoch]

[flat gyro]

moyai

[lean bolt]

My Ruy response is Neo Arkh or Arkh or whatever i feel like

[flat gyro]

i almost thought you said neco arc

[viral epoch]

Indirekt is a washed 100

[lean bolt]

Yes and this washed 400 can adopt you blindfolded

With queen odds

While driving

Intoxicated and texting

[flat gyro]

we making it out of the driveway with this one

[viral epoch]

Why are you 400

[viral epoch]

Did you get banned

[hushed shuttle]

i did

[flat gyro]

why am i not maining bc4

or danish

[viral epoch]

[flat gyro]

these wrs are crazy

[hushed shuttle]

so

[peak plank]

hes 400 with a digit in front

[lean bolt]

Banned from where

[viral epoch]

Cc

[lean bolt]

Lmao no

[peak plank]

i left gotthamcity so idk

[lean bolt]

You wish

I’m too good to get banned

[peak plank]

debatable master

[viral epoch]

?

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1602 (1616 peak)
Blitz: 1304 (1307 peak)
Bullet: 1639 (1696 peak)

[viral epoch]

Doesn't work

So I was playing Blitz cc tourneys and faced 2000+ players

[nimble niche]

why do i still play lefong in blitz?

nobody falls for it but i still somehow swindle games

[flat kraken]

Isn’t lefong like a strict 1+0 thing

[hushed shuttle]

idk

[willow briar]

Question how do you get the "This User Hates The Trusted Role Color" bc I want a green name

[flat kraken]

#reaction-roles

[willow briar]

Thanks

[nimble niche]

I've played it in 10+0 before

I always play lefong in 3+0

[peak plank]

💀

[peak plank]

Noting that next time I play you in bullet

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91339788915?tab=analysis&move=46
I can get some nice swindles

[worn ice]

1cbb (2226) vs. cfayne (2190)

Move List

1. e4 g6 2. d4 Bg7 3. Bh6 Nxh6 4. Nc3 O-O 5. Bc4 e6 6. Bb3 c6 7. Qd2 d5 8. e5 c5 9. Nf3 Nc6 10. O-O-O cxd4 11. Nxd4 Nxd4 12. Qxd4 Bd7 13. g4 Rc8 14. h4 Kh8 15. h5 Qb6 16. Qf4 Nxg4 17. Qxg4 Bxe5 18. hxg6 fxg6 19. Qxg6 Bf4+ 20. Kb1 h6 21. Rxh6+ Bxh6 22. Qxh6+ Kg8 23. Qg6+ Kh8 24. [Rh1#] 

[peak plank]

Smh

[flat kraken]

Bro sacced a bishop and still won 💀

[peak plank]

Next thing I'm gonna see from you is a lefong in an OTB classical game @nimble niche

[nimble niche]

The only time I've played lefong in rapid, it worked

[hushed shuttle]

yes

ONG

so true

[glossy radish]

shit how do i..

i can’t do it

[grim edge]

aint no way lefong in rapid worked

[nimble niche]

it did

against a 2200

[grim edge]

thats epic

my luck in rapid today was nowhere near as good as that

[willow briar]

I just got to 29 in survival puzzle rush

[hushed shuttle]

wat is it

[nocturne sphinx]

Second (maybe third one) brilliant move

[nimble niche]

not you

[willow briar]

"brilliant" it's just backrank mate

still good find

cuz if he takes your rook then you take his king

[grim edge]

I trolled a lil bit and made 4 queens 💀

[willow briar]

gg

[hushed shuttle]

no

[willow briar]

One time I sacked my queen like three times in a row, all of them were the top engine move

[nocturne sphinx]

Thank you

[hushed shuttle]

some distros do

[willow briar]

Another time I sacked my rook and then my bishop a few minutes later. Took me two minutes to calculate that. Hikaru, you better watch out.

[hushed shuttle]

yea because linux is easier to install it for

[peak plank]

Chess vision is insanely helpful

[willow briar]

Yeah

[hushed shuttle]

just like this message was not

[nocturne sphinx]

I'm not that brave ( I can't find checkmate by sacrifice) unless it's a puzzle

[peak plank]

Apparently there's another one that actually works for OTB called chessify, can anyone confirm it's legitimacy?

[willow briar]

Two of them were brilliant: if he takes with the rook, knight takes rook and forks the king and queen

[turbid quarry]

why do indians never trade queens?

[peak plank]

Because I don't wanna get scammed out of several thousand MBs

[turbid quarry]

it's specifically indians, and it is very consistent

[peak plank]

???????

[hushed shuttle]

i dont trade queens either (unless helps me)

[turbid quarry]

i have never seen an indian trade queens unless they were forced to

[stable mirage]

??

[willow briar]

I only trade queens if I get something out of it

Or if it's theory

[hushed shuttle]

ive never seen a north korean trade queens.

[peak plank]

Why TF are you generalizing a population

[willow briar]

Fr

[peak plank]

I trade queens if I feel like it or if I gain a tempo by doing so rather than wasting a tempo on retreating

[turbid quarry]

i've played like 1500 games, and i've not once seen an indian trade queens

[peak plank]

You have not seen or have not remembered?

Also how many of them were vs Indians

[turbid quarry]

have not seen, i would have remembered such an occurence

[peak plank]

Ur 600 rated tho

It doesn't matter to you

[turbid quarry]

800, but the point is still legitimate

[peak plank]

They hang their queens before they can trade it idk

[fiery beacon]

Hi

[peak plank]

Ok

[fiery beacon]

Omg you’re liked Magnus Carlman (my autocorrect autocorrects to Carlman now from how much I’ve said it lol)

[flat kraken]

Who’s carlman

[turbid quarry]

me

[fiery beacon]

Mercator projection is how flat maps are mathematically done to make it flat but because earth = circle not flat square it ends up distorted and the sizes of certain things aren’t accurate to the real sizes

[latent stream]

a

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/high-quality-diagonally-spinning-rat-spinning-rat-rat-spin-gif-26228806

[fiery beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-spinning-horizontally-gif-25424411

[latent stream]

a

[restive crater]

Once upon a time Caro's parents were asked if he could play the sicilian

They said "Caro kann't"

(you may laugh now)

[latent stream]

oh hey i got the cool rank now

[fiery beacon]

HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY

[flat kraken]

💀

[fiery beacon]

I did as you asked, now what is my reward

[grim edge]

Wtf!

[fiery beacon]

I’m too stupid to understand what that means

[flat kraken]

Thy reward

[fiery beacon]

Yeah but what is it

[flat kraken]

The sacred milk of Foalia

[hushed shuttle]

no thats horizontal

[flat kraken]

No that’s polyaxial (y and z)

[hushed shuttle]

you cant confirm that

what if camera is rotated?

[flat kraken]

Oh no (I got outplayed 💀)

[hushed shuttle]

:o

[flat kraken]

Here’s your reward

[hushed shuttle]

oo thx

[obsidian sail]

hi

[stable mirage]

what if the camera is rotated in any of them

[hushed shuttle]

it is

or maybe it isnt

[stable mirage]

Schrödingers camera

[hushed shuttle]

how do we know that what it was made in even has positive y be up

[hushed shuttle]

or what if x and z are swapped

[flat kraken]

What 💀

[stable mirage]

what if u and i are swapped

[flat kraken]

cutely swaps your nervous system with polyethylene

[gritty pelican]

yo

[gritty pelican]

lol

[grim edge]

Then you're *******

[hushed shuttle]

idk

[stable mirage]

yeah that pickup line didn’t go very well

[grim edge]

Tecnically prefrontal coretex the cuty

[gritty pelican]

bro why don't i have the trusted role already

[stable mirage]

use /trust

[flat kraken]

Skill issue

[grim edge]

Bc u r untrustworthy

[hushed shuttle]

it was so good i didnt even realize it was a pickup line

[gritty pelican]

bro u dont either

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

Y

[grim edge]

LOL

[peak plank]

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[stable jungle]

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[gritty pelican]

i did and it says i havent been a memeber in the server for 7 days

even though i joined on the 11th of oct

[latent pebble]

Lipid more like phospholipid

[peak plank]

Over here in the US it's still the 17th

[latent pebble]

haha 🙈 😄

[grim edge]

Then w8 a few more hours

[gritty pelican]

ahh makes more sense

[gritty pelican]

yh probably

[latent pebble]

Is Albert est?

[sleek zealot]

[peak plank]

That's my guess

[fossil sinew]

Hello

I have a question, who won im not a gm?

[stable mirage]

doesn’t matter I assume it waits 168 hours

[nimble niche]

why is it so easy to get clyde to say the n word?

[gritty pelican]

woah

[sleek zealot]

pixel why didnt europeans warn yall about 9/11 if we're so ahead of time

[stable mirage]

show us

[gritty pelican]

lololol

[peak plank]

[flat kraken]

Didn’t you know the twin Big Ben incident that happened on 9/10 (4 buses rammed straight into them)

[sleek zealot]

russia and alaska are so close together but they are 23 hours apart and i dont like that

[gritty pelican]

sounds like nz

[gritty pelican]

but ik its the uk

[glossy radish]

wait fr?

[flat kraken]

Yeah didn’t you know that’s why we only have one Big Ben today

[glossy radish]

dude ion know my history

[glossy radish]

ur lying

[gritty pelican]

f u n i

[gritty pelican]

doggo still be speaking fact

[nimble niche]

dms, ill show you

[sleek zealot]

if i get banned cuz of this istg

[stable mirage]

omg I love when people dm me 😩

[gritty pelican]

bruh

[hushed shuttle]

no they know i would do this

[gritty pelican]

you changed the sentence

[hushed shuttle]

i literally made this sticker smh

[gritty pelican]

lol

[hushed shuttle]

are you a cat because you look like a cat

[stable mirage]

yes !

[hushed shuttle]

ez my line worked

[gritty pelican]

was that a pickup line

[nimble niche]

ive gotten timed out for sending a pickup line before

[hushed shuttle]

yes

[gritty pelican]

if i said that to someone irl i would be facing a prison sentence because " I used the wrong pronouns "

[gritty pelican]

amazing pickup line

[hushed shuttle]

thx

[nimble niche]

are u me? because ur hot

[gritty pelican]

bruh

[hushed shuttle]

the only pronoun i used was "you" i thought

[gritty pelican]

could just be that i'm braindead

[hushed shuttle]

nahh

[stable mirage]

I feel very picked up indeed

[gritty pelican]

lol

[digital phoenix]

thought i should specify

[gritty pelican]

good idea

[grim edge]

Madeira, Manchester, Madrid, Turin & Manchester again. Reeved in Red. Restored to this great gallery of the game. A walking work of art. Vintage, beyond valuation, beyond forgery or imitation CR7 reunited."

[digital phoenix]

cr7

[grim edge]

Ye

[gritty pelican]

cr7 > messi

[digital phoenix]

maguire on top

[grim edge]

Lol

[gritty pelican]

frfr

[hoary gate]

Hello, does anyone use chess.com on ios by any chance?

[digital phoenix]

no

[hoary gate]

😐

[stable mirage]

what’s an ios

[gritty pelican]

me samsung

[stable mirage]

what’s chess

[hoary gate]

Idk

[gritty pelican]

what's life

[stable mirage]

what is love

[hoary gate]

Do y’all know where i can report bugs?

[gritty pelican]

baby don't hurt me

[stable mirage]

try cc website

[hoary gate]

Cc?

[glossy radish]

chesscom

smh

[hoary gate]

Appreciated

[gritty pelican]

come on bro he's new

[glossy radish]

okay?

now they’ll learn

[nimble niche]

https://support.chess.com/article/3830-is-there-a-bug-bounty-can-i-get-paid-for-finding-bugs

[hoary gate]

Thanks, much appreciated

[stable mirage]

why do you have exactly one message in gc btw

[gritty pelican]

which gc

[stable mirage]

Gotham city

[median saffron]

[gritty pelican]

idk lol

[median saffron]

YO

[stable mirage]

yo o

[glossy radish]

yo o o

[nimble niche]

why do random 600s send me friend requests?

[glossy radish]

cuz u cool as shit

[nimble niche]

and are so surprised when i accept them?

[stable mirage]

why did a random 400 add me and instantly start being creepy in my messages

[gritty pelican]

bc ur a high elo player and they want to flex that they have a high elo player in their friend list

[nimble niche]

I've been asked why I'm not titled yet by some random 900 before

[glossy radish]

so why not?

[nimble niche]

because I'm shit

[digital phoenix]

why am i not titled yet

[nimble niche]

a titled player doesn't hang pieces nearly as much as i do

[gritty pelican]

idk maybe he's a predator or somn

[stable mirage]

you should have asked them why they aren’t titled yet

[gritty pelican]

it's me ( sorry for being a rat )

[fathom reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160856571572654092/1163487104941183016/caption.gif?ex=653fc0ce&is=652d4bce&hm=b15883d921523a05748c13f1093a5564b4c0d5d8b21d6518eaa45a1a496dc783&

[gritty pelican]

but i play e4 now so not as much of a rat

[nimble niche]

ive been told that im almost cm rating when i was around 2150

[median saffron]

titled players dont outright hang pieces

[digital phoenix]

oops

[glossy radish]

oops indeed

[nimble niche]

I do every game

[gritty pelican]

lol

[stable mirage]

[median saffron]

even titled players miss tactics

[gritty pelican]

yh

i cant really say much though

[fathom reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160856571572654092/1162429901492731914/caption.gif?ex=653be835&is=65297335&hm=77fb5492eb096c2202efe6c845fbb2c110588a999b2ee48bbb3d493d19f42270&

[nimble niche]

especially the old ones i play

[gritty pelican]

jjba is good except part 6

[median saffron]

im spam challenging the gms i have freinded

[nimble niche]

I have a 2.5-0.5 score against a gm

[gritty pelican]

lol i want to add a gm

[nimble niche]

All 3 games were dirty flags because he's old

[median saffron]

were they on legal substances or not

[fathom reef]

first half was ok but imo the second half was a work of art

[median saffron]

oh

[echo kestrel]

Yayyy 98.5 against a 2250

[gritty pelican]

i just hated part 6 ( partly bc jotaro dies )

[nimble niche]

he's still 2200 despite being really slow and flagging a lot of games

[echo kestrel]

Bud blundered a piece in 8 moves and resigned

[fathom reef]

true but, you gotta agree pucci was wild in part 6

[gritty pelican]

yh true

[median saffron]

u just find one and send friend req

sometimes they accept

[nimble niche]

just send them friend requests, it's not that hard

[fluid burrow]

does chat gpt give you whole essays or just give you factors??

[gritty pelican]

i have but none of them add me back : (

also what happened to eso

[median saffron]

add the unknown indian ones

[gritty pelican]

lol

im indian

[median saffron]

i found some indian gm with 10 friends

[nimble niche]

I have 4 gms on my friend list

[digital phoenix]

i have no gms

[echo kestrel]

I have 3

[gritty pelican]

i have sirius

thats it

[echo kestrel]

I'm friends with GothamChess, is that rare?

[nimble niche]

im 38th on my friends blitz leaderboard

[echo kestrel]

He doesn't have too many friends lol

[gritty pelican]

probably

[stable mirage]

banned

[echo kestrel]

Daaang les go

[gritty pelican]

i respect that bro but he still deserved to be banned

[echo kestrel]

I used to know Gotham quite well back when he wasn't as popular. I was kinda a regular on his channel

[nimble niche]

add jospem or chris yoo, they both accepted my friend request

[restive storm]

I'm no longer on my friends list for blitz rating because I've been peak sitting for too long

[gritty pelican]

lol

[restive storm]

I'm 1st for my rapid though

[echo kestrel]

Lol I'm 12th on my friends list with a 2100 blitz rating

[restive storm]

probably gonna change if I peak sit a bit longer

[nimble niche]

las is 24th on my friends blitz leaderboard just behind icy

[gritty pelican]

_me sitting here with a 1200 rapid rating _

[nimble niche]

im 38th with 2225

[stable mirage]

#1 on ur friends list if you have no friends

[echo kestrel]

Lolll fr

[digital phoenix]

thats what u think

[gritty pelican]

u are

[stable mirage]

yay 100% accuracy against a 2200

[gritty pelican]

lol

[nimble niche]

I only got 97 acc for scholar's mating a 2100

[gritty pelican]

bro r 2100s like 600's undercover

[stable mirage]

you overestimate 2100s

[median saffron]

yep

[nimble niche]

3+0 blitz where he took 5 seconds to play Nf6 instead of g6

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/11661866079 Yayyy 99.5 accuracy in a 48 move game

[worn ice]

serbians (1641) vs. Togishere (1682)

Move List

1. d4 g6 2. Nf3 Bg7 3. e4 d6 4. Be2 Nf6 5. Nc3 O-O 6. O-O Nc6 7. d5 Ne5 8. Nxe5 dxe5 9. Rb1 e6 10. Bg5 h6 11. Bxf6 Bxf6 12. dxe6 Qxd1 13. Rbxd1 Bxe6 14. Nd5 Bxd5 15. Rxd5 Rad8 16. Rfd1 Rxd5 17. Rxd5 Rd8 18. Rxd8+ Bxd8 19. b3 Kg7 20. h3 f5 21. exf5 gxf5 22. g4 fxg4 23. Bxg4 Kf6 24. Kg2 Kg5 25. Bf3 b6 26. Be4 h5 27. f3 Kf4 28. a4 h4 29. Bd3 c5 30. Be4 Ke3 31. Bd3 Kd4 32. Kf2 Bg5 33. Ke2 Bf4 34. Bf5 c4 35. Be6 cxb3 36. cxb3 Kc5 37. Kd3 b5 38. axb5 Kxb5 39. Bc4+ Kb4 40. Ke4 a5 41. Be6 Bg3 42. Kf5 a4 43. bxa4 Kxa4 44. Kg4 Kb4 45. Bf5 Kc4 46. Be4 Kd4 47. Ba8 Ke3 48. Be4 Kd4 

[median saffron]

2100s are trash

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-unga-bunga-loading-uga-gif-23786525

[echo kestrel]

(It was 99.5% at one point)

[median saffron]

ok damn

[nimble niche]

let me find it

[echo kestrel]

I've ICBMed a 2000

[median saffron]

ive BMed a 2000

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/77965363601

[worn ice]

1cbb (2115) vs. The_Interrupters (2170)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Qh5 Nf6 4. [Qxf7#] 

[digital phoenix]

ive a 2000

[gritty pelican]

im finally boutta hit 1200

got the mate in 3

lol

[nimble niche]

yeah i do, and?

[gritty pelican]

finally

[nimble niche]

how is it sus?

like when my opponent fcks up within 20 moves and i blitz out the winning line because i know it?

[gritty pelican]

big brain boi

[median saffron]

the real question is why do you know 20 moves of wayward queen theory

[echo kestrel]

@nimble nicheIs there any reason as to why you're sandbagging?

I've found 10+ games where you pointlessly resigned

[heady field]

I GOT A BRILLIANT MOVEE

[echo kestrel]

So am I

[gritty pelican]

same

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @heady field, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[primal fern]

@heady field congrats man!

@heady field connect your account to get trusted role here

[nimble niche]

where?

[gritty pelican]

i want it 😦

[nimble niche]

i sometimes play on the train and don't realise that it's entering a tunnel

[gritty pelican]

oop

[nimble niche]

or sometimes i just start thinking i can finish before the tunnel

[latent stream]

can u win premium from like a tourney or smth

[nimble niche]

wayward queen is IM Miodrag Perunovicvs favourite opening and he's 2800 blitz online

[nimble niche]

I know it in the main lines because that's usually what people play

[gritty pelican]

i've sent a req to anish giri would be so funny if he accepted

im no 1 in my rapid ranking bc sirius doen't play rapid

[hard cove]

Yo

[gritty pelican]

his streak w bongcloud

[hard cove]

If I use chess engine against a bot will I get banned?

[nimble niche]

hikaru plays it to be at a disadvantage for fun, perunovic plays it to win

[hard cove]

Nah like in challenge mode

[nimble niche]

perunovic is working on a wayward queen chessable course where he'll analyse every wayward queen line to equality

[hard cove]

Oh cool then

Thanks

[nimble niche]

only if the other person approves

[primal fern]

no

@hard cove !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @hard cove, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[willow elbow]

anyone wanna play

[echo kestrel]

<@&745328830649991179> What do I do if I find that someone in the server is cheating? May I DM a mod to report them?

[willow elbow]

just report them, they'll get banned

how often do u come across cheaters

[echo kestrel]

Alr sweet

Ty

No..

[idle ember]

samesardine

[willow elbow]

[echo kestrel]

It was like one of the last 10 that I clicked 😭

[versed remnant]

Frog

[idle ember]

samesardine is my username

[primal mirage]

im not gonna find a gorilla in thay sth ngl

[versed remnant]

?

[willow elbow]

anyone wanna play

[maiden mesa]

can you find the best move in this position? it wins material by force after any of the responses

[echo kestrel]

Rd8?

[maiden mesa]

yeah

[coral hatch]

Hello nerds! How is it going in chessland?

[maiden mesa]

my wife is dead and you're calling ME a nerd? check your mailbox 11/13/23

[coral hatch]

It's time to get a new wife now. Cool.

Only real nerds are offended with being called a nerd. Cool people take it as a compliment.

[latent stream]

Cool people have wives

[coral hatch]

I have a wife. But I wish, I had a better one. But that's life. No going back now.

[latent stream]

Divorce!

For legal reasons, this is a joke. I cannot be held accountable for this man's divorce. pls no sue

[maiden mesa]

My wife is DEAD. Boating accident. How dare you mock Elizas memory? Sicko.

[coral hatch]

Sorry, we only marry once in our life in India. It's not America, you know.

[latent stream]

Ah, I see

[nimble niche]

every time i say "chess is for nerds" some random 900s always take it personally

[latent stream]

fr its always the 500 elos

But then im like 1.2k or smth so im not that much better

cant talk crap until im like 2k

[echo kestrel]

Us 2000s are used to it

[coral hatch]

If it had been America, I could have had ten wives by now. But sorry, I'm an Indian.

[echo kestrel]

Oh yay I can talk crap

[maiden mesa]

My wife eliza was killed. Alaskan boating accident, how dare you mock me? You're all sick. Sick, sick, sick.

[latent stream]

Dont some indian cultures have like 10 wives

[maiden mesa]

no thats islam iirc

[latent stream]

oh mb

[echo kestrel]

Wait how do you get Flair Beta Tester role?

[latent stream]

u get 4k elo first

[maiden mesa]

learn The Gambit

[coral hatch]

@latent stream Who told you that shit? Having more than one wife in India can land you in jail.

[digital phoenix]

islam is 4

[nimble niche]

when did i mock you?

[coral hatch]

@grim edgeI mean, that in America, people divorce many times and marry many times.

[latent stream]

I thought of a dif religion, mb

[maiden mesa]

My wife eliza is DEAD. But you wouldn't understand, you sicko Americans always see things and ignore DEATH. You're morally and mentally evil.

[nimble niche]

ok

[digital phoenix]

said the american

[primal mirage]

damn

im so confused

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-rip-rest-in-peace-gif-17245601518442650288

[latent stream]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blind-flashbang-light-mode-gif-21281004

[primal mirage]

imagine

[maiden mesa]

GOOD. The feeling of death mentally killed me after seeing my wife eliza die in a boating accident.

[willow elbow]

white to play

[primal mirage]

just dont give a f when

[primal mirage]

kh1, checkmate in 5

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[echo kestrel]

Bxe5

[willow elbow]

no wat

[primal mirage]

wyoming!?!? ayo am i a US state now bruhh

[latent stream]

so u sacrifice the queen, then the knight, then both rooks, then the king

[maiden mesa]

is it just taking the knight to explot his weak kingside with qh5+?

[primal mirage]

nah im taking dis personally, imma come up to u and beat the chess oug of u

[willow elbow]

a better exists

[nimble niche]

idk when Nxf6 was the first thing i saw

[echo kestrel]

No it doesn't

[lament jacinth]

Knight takes f6 looks best

[maiden mesa]

oh yeah nxf6 is crushing

[willow elbow]

Qh5+ lol

[maiden mesa]

if they take with the pawn they're gonna get pretty screwed over with qh5+

[lament jacinth]

Rip

[willow elbow]

it wins the knight

[echo kestrel]

That's not even correct. Ng6

[latent stream]

that looks like the move basic move tho

[echo kestrel]

No it doesn't..

[nimble niche]

and then Nf6 I assume

[lament jacinth]

This guy thinks he's stockfish

[maiden mesa]

how tf are you thinking that? thats not even legal

[latent stream]

whats stopping g6 block, i feel sped rn

[willow elbow]

Nxf6+

[echo kestrel]

then take back

with pawn

[nimble niche]

Nxf6 probably

[latent stream]

is there a gamepass i can just buy?????

[willow elbow]

queen and rook get forked with the beshop

[nimble niche]

yes https://www.chess.com/payment?id=diamond_yearly_032022&c=navbar

[latent stream]

Nxf6 then queen just takes knight

[nimble niche]

the Rxf6 gxh5 Bxe5

[latent stream]

omg imma get the diamond pass

[latent stream]

oh wait, i cant see halft he board

i need sleep omg

[digital phoenix]

epic

[latent stream]

when brilliant move smh

[nimble niche]

I once had 17 great moves in one game and no brilliant

[digital phoenix]

nothing to sac

[latent stream]

sac the king if all else fails

[echo kestrel]

ENGINE SAYS BXE5

[lament jacinth]

Skill issue

[echo kestrel]

YOUR PUZZLE IS WRONG MADGE

[nimble niche]

too many solutions

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[echo kestrel]

@willow elbow What's your response to this information?

[lament jacinth]

The man Was too stunned to speak

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[worn patrol]

What shall I play instead of vienna

I have a 60% winrate with it but im bored of it

[echo kestrel]

KG

[lament jacinth]

Play the colle to lower your win rate to 2%

[gritty pelican]

lol

[worn patrol]

What

[worn patrol]

London it is

[lament jacinth]

Also don't brag about win rates when you're 1100

[worn patrol]

Why do you think im bragging

[lament jacinth]

I have like a 98% win rate against 1100s

[nimble niche]

wayward queen

[lament jacinth]

LMAO

[echo kestrel]

King's Gambit

[worn patrol]

What elo are u

[lament jacinth]

Ew

[supple imp]

Yo

[lament jacinth]

56

[worn patrol]

Thats so funny

[lament jacinth]

It is

[supple imp]

She's 1600 so she's really shit

[lament jacinth]

Real

[supple imp]

She's just bragging for no reason

[nimble niche]

[echo kestrel]

Mine's 80% sadge

[worn patrol]

Alright

[lament jacinth]

You know me so well

[gritty pelican]

lol

[worn patrol]

🤮

[lament jacinth]

Talking shit is just so fun

[supple imp]

Mine is 100% cause I've never played a 1100

[willow elbow]

check ur depth btw

[gritty pelican]

lol

[gritty pelican]

you can play me if u want im 1200 though still bad but still

[willow elbow]

all the 3 moves are equally good

[lament jacinth]

It's depth 20

[supple imp]

I think the lowest rated player I've played on my account is 1500

[worn patrol]

What elo did u start on

[lament jacinth]

It says bxe5 is best

[supple imp]

1600 because its a new account

[willow elbow]

its after when black had played Bc6 right

[coral hatch]

Always remember, that you can never see your brain.

[flat gyro]

you've never done arena?

[gritty pelican]

bro how come i started on 1100

[lament jacinth]

It says after f6 bxe5 is best

[flat gyro]

or any kind of tournaments?

[coral hatch]

@lament jacinth Hi. I lost 1 kg since last night.

[worn patrol]

And what elo are u now

[supple imp]

I've only done it on my other account

[lament jacinth]

That's nice

Congratulations

[supple imp]

So on one account I've only played against 1500s+

[flat gyro]

I gained 2 kg 💪 💪

of course its all junk food

[supple imp]

My other I just goof around on and do arena every now and again

[coral hatch]

My target is to be 80 kg.

For 75kg is too less for a man.

[supple imp]

1900

[coral hatch]

Even 85 kgs will do.

[flat gyro]

nah i wish i was 60 kgs ngl

[coral hatch]

Why do I feel exhausted after half an hour on my cycle.

[nimble niche]

what height?

[supple imp]

Bro I can't gain weight to save my life

I'm less than 60kg

[flat gyro]

eat a dumbell

[coral hatch]

I will give you some of my fat, if you want it.

[gritty pelican]

im gonna play the 3 plus 0 3 check tournament rn

[flat gyro]

ez 15 kgs

[supple imp]

I'm 16 and 183 cm

[nimble niche]

what's your height nathan?

[gritty pelican]

lol

[coral hatch]

I'll get it out with liposuction and then inject it into your body.

[gritty pelican]

damn ur tall

[drowsy lodge]

arent you like 300

[coral hatch]

Do you want my fat?

[flat gyro]

wait are you dingo?

so the other hitman dude isn't you

[lament jacinth]

56 elo

[supple imp]

And I still can't gain weight

[flat gyro]

what

[sweet chasm]

is levy here?

[nimble niche]

yes

[flat gyro]

im 180 cm

[lament jacinth]

Bro thinks I'm good at chess

[gritty pelican]

that may be why bc ur tall

[flat gyro]

painfully short

[gritty pelican]

im -69420 elo

[sweet chasm]

levy here?

[supple imp]

Taller people are supposed to weight more

[nimble niche]

i know a guy below 160cm and is 63kg

[gritty pelican]

bro idk

[lament jacinth]

No

[coral hatch]

Currently I'm cycling 30 minutes everyday and I'm already seeing results. I think, I should now cycle for one hour every day. I will lose weight faster.

[gritty pelican]

im 155 and 50 kg

[willow elbow]

ohh ok, but i still like this one more lol

[gritty pelican]

but slighly buff

[sweet chasm]

bud probably i have the last bmi here

[nimble niche]

im 170 and 60kg

[gritty pelican]

lol

[coral hatch]

Brain is 90% fat. I hope, you don't lose your brain while exercising. Or else, you wouldn't be able to play chess.

[gritty pelican]

lol

[flat gyro]

sad

[primal fern]

Bro this isa chess server why we talking about our bodies 💀

[nimble niche]

im 20.8 bmi

[coral hatch]

Because a healthy body will help you play chess better, bro.

[lament jacinth]

Neuro link to the rescue ! You go minimod

[gritty pelican]

anyone joining the 3 check tournament which is in like 3 mins

[flat gyro]

mid 😔

[supple imp]

@flat gyro can you check average weight for 183 cm

[primal fern]

Rhats true

[coral hatch]

I think, your brain is made up of 50% fat. That's why you don't understand the value of exercise.

[nimble niche]

kramnik was 195cm

[lament jacinth]

Imagine not being the size of the average 11 yr old

[flat gyro]

i thought it was more

[coral hatch]

Mine is 100% pure fat brain.

[nimble niche]

what about 170?

[supple imp]

Wild I'm around 20 kg underweight

[sweet chasm]

me around 10

[nimble niche]

how much do you weigh?

[gritty pelican]

im like normal weight according to a website

[coral hatch]

@supple imp Drink ice cream every day. You'll gain weight.

[gritty pelican]

lets goooo trusted role

[supple imp]

Below 60 kg

[nimble niche]

i weigh more than you

[gritty pelican]

drink

[flat gyro]

drink

[lament jacinth]

What about 149 💀

[supple imp]

Crazy

[nimble niche]

60kg should be fine right?

[coral hatch]

You stir the ice cream in a blender, and then it's drinkable.

Will help in faster gain because you won't lose time eating it.

[coral hatch]

Just drink it.

[nimble niche]

im at normal weight for my height and im 13cm shorter

[supple imp]

I think the result will be higher because its measuring for men

[gritty pelican]

how to get the blue role color

[lament jacinth]

thanks

[willow elbow]

check pins

[gritty pelican]

k

[supple imp]

So in other words I need to lose 20 cm or grow 20 kg

[nimble niche]

i know a guy who's 166 or 167cm but is only 40kg

[lament jacinth]

#reaction-roles

[flat gyro]

theres a quick and easy way to do that

[nimble niche]

lose 13cm so i don't feel short

[flat gyro]

all you need is a hacksaw

[echo kestrel]

It's like 20

[supple imp]

Interesting

[echo kestrel]

Wow that's wild

[supple imp]

I think I'll try gain the weight though

[echo kestrel]

I've played 800 1100 and I'm 1000 points above them..

[lament jacinth]

Problem is if you cut a peice of you off you're gonna be lighter

[echo kestrel]

Wth are you rated..

And how many games do you have?

[supple imp]

Mb bro

[flat gyro]

cut off more to compensate

[supple imp]

That's cause I don't play arena or anyone from cc on this account

[flat gyro]

cutting off your legs loses bmi because you lose more of your total height than your total weight

[gritty pelican]

shot

[echo kestrel]

Bud I weigh so much less than that

[echo kestrel]

Ahh I see

[willow elbow]

try 22 and u get different results

[narrow dune]

report them on their chess.com profile page and if they get banned then they’ll be locked out automatically here too

[flat gyro]

they do?

[supple imp]

1900 but idk how many games

[supple imp]

How much do you weigh?

And how tall are you?

[echo kestrel]

Wait if they're sandbagging would it be better if I have proof rather than just reporting them on chess.com? I feel like chess.com can't detect sandbagging sometimes

[echo kestrel]

51 kg and I'm 173 cm

[supple imp]

Wild

[narrow dune]

yeah, but us mods in the discord can’t do much in terms of actual account actions, so I would contact chess.com support in that case with the proof https://support.chess.com/article/346-contact-us

[echo kestrel]

Ahh I see!! Kk

[lament jacinth]

RUN ITS JEFFREY

[primal mirage]

ayo ur dying brother

i thought i was skinny, but ur dying 💀

Go eat some protein and go to the gym

[drowsy lodge]

what is the avg weight of a 404319 cm guy

[flat gyro]

https://www.chess.com/member/pccysmith cheater i reported over half a year ago 😔

[primal mirage]

how much does a coffin weigh

[flat gyro]

still not banned

[drowsy lodge]

my body is in it so about 4 tons

[primal mirage]

dayum bro

[flat gyro]

4 tons for a 4k meter tall object is kinda impressively light

[drowsy lodge]

LMFAO LOOK AT THOSe GAMeS

[flat gyro]

every single one of them are alts

[drowsy lodge]

95 winstreak tf

99% of games won

[primal mirage]

hes just diff bro, stop being salty

[flat gyro]

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https://www.chess.com/member/pilihnamapengguna123
https://www.chess.com/member/fusionbruh
https://www.chess.com/member/rabbithere999
https://www.chess.com/member/visen55522
https://www.chess.com/member/vinsensiusasuekwk
https://www.chess.com/member/zombieapocalypse897
https://www.chess.com/member/dressrose123

[primal mirage]

bro just so good nobody can compare 🙂

[coral hatch]

Does anybody play online quake?

[flat gyro]

OOPS

ok there

[coral hatch]

Online quake anyone?

[flat gyro]

all these are alts

blatant alts

one day use

[drowsy lodge]

WTF

[flat gyro]

and i reported every single one of them

[drowsy lodge]

and none are banned

[drowsy lodge]

ima email chess.com

[flat gyro]

games are rated

[drowsy lodge]

@flat gyro how tf did u find him

[flat gyro]

scrolling through leaderboards

super sus winrate popped out

i swear ive reported the dude like 4 times over the course of 6 months

[gritty pelican]

woo i got a gm in my friends list

[drowsy lodge]

nah what the hell is that though

[drowsy lodge]

that's easy

i've got like 2 but good job

[flat gyro]

rating manipulation through beating alts

[drowsy lodge]

nah ik what it is

im saying like he over did it lmfao

[edgy mango]

someone wanna play? https://play.chess.com/tDD4e

[flat gyro]

its ass tho

[echo kestrel]

Is that even legal?

[flat gyro]

is it

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/pccysmith

Omg this guy's SO good

[echo kestrel]

Oof 💀

[echo kestrel]

Also just for reference, the dude I suspect is @nimble niche so yeah, we'll see what happens

[digital phoenix]

crazy

crazy

[echo kestrel]

Crazy? I was crazy once

Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.

It's a copypasta

Nah

[flat gyro]

https://www.chess.com/member/NewYork1968
https://www.chess.com/member/skillzzzz

[echo kestrel]

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/crazy-i-was-crazy-once-they-locked-me-in-a-room-a-rubber-room-a-rubber-room-with-rats-and-rats-make-me-crazy Let's research it together

[cinder sky]

hi

[flat gyro]

oops

[echo kestrel]

10 years after

No relation between the two

[grim edge]

:3

[gritty pelican]

nop

[nimble niche]

i told you, i keep disconnecting in the train tunnel on the way to school

chess.com knows the difference between a normal resignation and auto resignation by disconnection, right?

[grim edge]

I think so

Why

[flat kraken]

Guess the flag (winner gets nothing)

[pastel zinc]

Flag of the Turks and Caicos Islands

[echo kestrel]

Yeah idk..

[echo kestrel]

Ehh I mean

[nimble niche]

it used to show loss by abandonment but now it all shows resignation

[pastel zinc]

Remember the thing cause I did a slideshow of the weirdest flags one time in school

[nimble niche]

south georgia and sandwich islands' flag is easy because of the animals

[pastel zinc]

My countrys flag is mad boring ngl

Doesn't even have an animal

[willow elbow]

white to play

[grim edge]

I’m gonna sound very silly for saying this but is it bg5

[solemn ivy]

am i the only one who gets free memberships now and then , if i ask chess customer support really nicely? 💀

[willow elbow]

nahh

[pastel zinc]

My boy pulled out the "begging" card

[willow elbow]

a1=Q is winning

[versed remnant]

Cfh

[drowsy lodge]

ggs

[grim edge]

ne6?

[willow elbow]

nopee

[solemn ivy]

it literally worked

lmao

[edgy mango]

for starting in august ur really good honestly

[drowsy lodge]

idk

[pastel zinc]

Bros got max charisma

[drowsy lodge]

i play irl

i've actually played for about a yr

[edgy mango]

No im serious u could be rapid 1200 if u just played more

[drowsy lodge]

i have school

a lot of the time but yeah im going for 1000 by the end of the year

[willow elbow]

its actually || bc3||

[void yew]

Guys

[solemn ivy]

( yeah its old )

[grim edge]

How does that do ANYTHING? I’m very curious

[void yew]

What mode should i play

[drowsy lodge]

blitz

[pastel zinc]

Wait Luka? Are you Georgian by chance?

[void yew]

Ok

[drowsy lodge]

rapids better for thinking

[solemn ivy]

yes

[pastel zinc]

Holy shit

[grim edge]

He’s right

[solemn ivy]

What

[drowsy lodge]

@edgy mango what openings should i learn?

[void yew]

Italian

Fried liver

[edgy mango]

yea i love queens gambit with white

[drowsy lodge]

ik fried liver

[grim edge]

learn the KIA setup for both sides, it’s good against anything