💬〡general-off-topic

[willow elbow]

what

[gritty pelican]

nop he just admitted he cheats

[grim edge]

??? I'm just saying it's not ai but it is cheats

[willow elbow]

no they get banned for doing that

[grim edge]

mines undetected

[willow elbow]

not possible

[grim edge]

it is possible

[gritty pelican]

ur gonna get banned soon so make use of the time you have left

u got reported

[grim edge]

because I admitted

[gritty pelican]

yeah

i respect that though

[grim edge]

I can still make new accounts yk

[gritty pelican]

yeah

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> amoondaw

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[sharp galleon]

what is the point of cheating

[gritty pelican]

but like what's the point you don't get bette rby using cheats

[grim edge]

what's the point of living ?

[sharp galleon]

That does not answer my question

[gritty pelican]

yh

[grim edge]

answer mine and I'll answer yours

[willow elbow]

i dont think u can reach 2700 with cheating, they're probably riyal

[gritty pelican]

bro he asked first

[grim edge]

yes you can

[sharp galleon]

you live to live, as simple as that

[grim edge]

you cheat to cheat, as simple as that

[sharp galleon]

but when you cheat you create havoc and problems for the others

[gritty pelican]

frfr

[sharp galleon]

it is always so frustrating to lose to cheaters

[gritty pelican]

yh bc u don't know if they're actually cracked or not

[grim edge]

but if they get banned you get your elo back

[gritty pelican]

yeah but still bro

stalemate

[sharp galleon]

that’s one thing but the problem is that mfs like you cheat to start with

I put my own time in chess and studied for years only for a random 12 years old to totally wreck me with sf

so fun

[gritty pelican]

ikr

[sharp galleon]

yeh

[stable mirage]

it’s a wonderful feeling-

[gritty pelican]

_n o _

[sharp galleon]

blocked

[grim edge]

what elo are you

[sharp galleon]

was at around 2300 until my rapid literally started deteriorating after i began playing 15+10

[gritty pelican]

mine improved when i played 15 plus 10

[sharp galleon]

at my range rapid is literally impossible to play

so many cheaters

and if you cheat smart the algorithm can’t possibly detect you

[grim edge]

the engine I use is 2300 elo

[gritty pelican]

im stupid so

[grim edge]

🤓

[stable mirage]

:(

[sharp galleon]

so? it is still an engine

[primal fern]

dude snitch on himself 💀

[stable mirage]

read their other messages

[gritty pelican]

he did that a couple hrs ago

[primal fern]

i seen them already

[stable mirage]

[primal fern]

he gonna get banned for sure so lets just ignore him

or block him. he wastin people's time

maybe he'll leave the server on his own

[gritty pelican]

i want to have a conversation lol

[primal fern]

if nobody speaks to him

[grim edge]

yeah but you can win against it

if you're like 2300 elo or higher

[flat kraken]

72.0114° S, 2.5350° E

[gritty pelican]

huh

[grim edge]

quit doxing me

[primal fern]

its ok man i'm in QLD too

[grim edge]

you read my messages from before lil bro

[primal fern]

no i simply looked at your cc account

[grim edge]

crazy

[primal fern]

lots to see on there

[restive storm]

Who's cheating

[grim edge]

me

[restive storm]

L

[grim edge]

waiting to get banned rn

[gritty pelican]

whats his cc acc

[flat kraken]

Bro cc is mid a car is better

[gritty pelican]

lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chessisgreat-23101502

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[restive storm]

At least you're admitting it

[gritty pelican]

ty ig lol

[restive storm]

But cheating is noob

[grim edge]

if I get banned on chess.com do I get banned from the server

[grim edge]

I agree I have a lack of skill

[gritty pelican]

idk

[restive storm]

You get locked out

[grim edge]

why

[gritty pelican]

and a lack of braincells

[restive storm]

What you should do instead of cheating is increasing your skill

[gritty pelican]

what's the bet i get banned for fair play bc I get over 90 percent accuracy in most of my games

[restive storm]

You don't get banned unfairly unless you name is Alireza Firouzja

[gritty pelican]

lol

i did before on my old acc

[gritty pelican]

this is my second cc acc

[gritty pelican]

[restive storm]

Why don't you try to get it back

[grim edge]

I do too and Im not banned

[gritty pelican]

bc i was tilted on that acc and i figured i would start fresh

[grim edge]

I will be soon tho cause I admitted to cheating

smh

[gritty pelican]

idk man ig someone reported me

[gritty pelican]

respect the action though

[grim edge]

anyone wanna get boosted before I get banned

[stable mirage]

ah yes and get closed for abuse

[sharp galleon]

…

[stable mirage]

absolutely brilliant

[restive storm]

Unless the chance of something happening is 0%

[grim edge]

UwU

[gritty pelican]

bro don't make it worse

gtg

[flat kraken]

I like how I’m one of the few meme overlords in this server

[gritty pelican]

hope i don't c u later eso lol

[grim edge]

what did I do

[flat kraken]

Playing chess

[grim edge]

with an engine

[grim edge]

mid

didn't even slightly smile

send better memes

[flat kraken]

Does being rammed in the back rank by a big black rook make you smile more?

[grim edge]

yes UwU

[grim edge]

dreamybullxxx is my favorite YouTuber

[grim edge]

that one was even less funny

[restive storm]

Idk what you saying this guy posts the funniest memes I've ever seen

[grim edge]

crazy

[restive storm]

"eating one battery"
"Eating five batteries"

[grim edge]

hilarious

[restive storm]

Funniest captions I've ever seen

[grim edge]

comedy gold.

[flat kraken]

Blud called the meme unfunny then comedy gold 🤨

[restive storm]

Being sarcastic

Although I wasn't being sarcastic

These memes are truly the of all time

[stable mirage]

truly

[grim edge]

UwU

send thigh pics if you a femboy

[mossy meteor]

🤨

[grim edge]

hi

[mossy meteor]

sir this is a chess server we simply can't abide by your request

[grim edge]

hell no

feeling the need to sneeze is so much better than hiccups

[mossy meteor]

hiccups 100%

can't talk during a sneeze

[grim edge]

it's feel like you need to not actually sneezing

I'd probably do the hiccups tho

[mossy meteor]

finishing a sneeze is super satisfying tho so thats true

[flint fox]

A(s)sa(u)lt rifle

[grim edge]

a salt rifle

[mossy meteor]

a pepper rifle

[grim edge]

I thought it was something else before i saw it tho

[tulip lichen]

bro it's 23 degrees in OCTOBER
i wonder how cold it's gonna be in january

[grim edge]

country ?

[tulip lichen]

iceland

nah jk egypt

[flint fox]

Me when philippines

[grim edge]

🇹🇲 guess the flag

[mossy meteor]

me when typhoons

[grim edge]

🇹🇲

[mossy meteor]

🇹🇲

[grim edge]

idk

[mossy meteor]

its the flag of universal green card

[grim edge]

Turkmenistan

turkmemsnai

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[grim edge]

I can't even spell that shit

🇹🇩

romania

[tulip lichen]

isn't that romania

[grim edge]

nope

chad

Yep

[mossy meteor]

it's a nice flag fr i like the colors blue and green

[grim edge]

🇱🇮

[mossy meteor]

[grim edge]

okay dude

[tulip lichen]

that's not the chad flag

[grim edge]

The Blue is slightly different

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[grim edge]

the Chad flag has lighter colors

This is the flag of Chad 🇹🇩

[mossy meteor]

lithuania?

[grim edge]

This is Romania 🇷🇴

[grim edge]

no

[tulip lichen]

it's the opposite

[grim edge]

nope

[mossy meteor]

lichenstein?

[grim edge]

on discord they have no difference

[flint fox]

I'm clean

[grim edge]

Yep

he just googled flags that have "li" in them LOL

[mossy meteor]

hard to know what country by the "li"

[grim edge]

or starts with "LI"

[mossy meteor]

no but now i know what to do now lol

cheat code activated

[grim edge]

I don't have it on my history at all...

[flint fox]

Tf is incognito

[tulip lichen]

ay don't laugh at my boy you took him out of his natural habitat the water pressure changes when he got pulled out really fast did this to him

[grim edge]

Private version of chrome

[mossy meteor]

incognito lets you become the fbi

leave no trace behind

[flint fox]

??

[grim edge]

atleast in terms of websites… your ISP can still get information

[flint fox]

k

[tulip lichen]

OH F***

[mossy meteor]

that part is true, even colleges can track what you search.. a buddy learned that the hard way lol.

[tulip lichen]

ion even have enough money to go to a different country bro😭

they right ngl

[flint fox]

NAHH

[tulip lichen]

your internet service provider can still see it

[mossy meteor]

life already fks me what is the fbi gonna do, make rock bottom turn negative?

[flint fox]

Mobile data

[grim edge]

This is why computer science should be mandatory at school

Imo

[tulip lichen]

ok sure bro but how are you gonna get 200 gbs of mobile data

[mossy meteor]

Yup. Befriend any tech interning with IT support and they'll let you know right away what data goes thru

it's more like addresses nothing personal, but they can see

[grim edge]

and your isp can still see (atleast your carrier)

[flint fox]

Who tf needs 200 gbs of data

[grim edge]

I agree with that

[mossy meteor]

you're right, we need 2,000

[grim edge]

The max a person should need is 100GB/month

[mossy meteor]

most poeple stay at home nowadays, probably social media takes like 1-2gb per day?

if you're outside the house

[grim edge]

It depends on usage

[mossy meteor]

im netflixing and huluing all day so ima need the entire network thank u very much

[grim edge]

fair

just upgrade to a WiFi 6/6e router

congestion on those routers are very limited

IIRC it can support 25 devices at one time without a drop in speed

[flint fox]

I stubbed my toe AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mossy meteor]

the power that it must draw tho. that's overkill for a home

[mossy meteor]

cute. your cat?

[grim edge]

fair

[mossy meteor]

i don't know much about routers tbh. i just wish netgear wasn't so @ss

[grim edge]

oh you live in the states

[mossy meteor]

yup!

our options are limited and our networks are monopolized 😦

[grim edge]

Idk anything about netgear but our networks here are good

Referring to the uk

[grim edge]

That’s capitalism for ya

[mossy meteor]

our provider is spectrum and has completely taken over SoCal. so when a city like 30minutes away goes down.. we go down as well LOL.

[stable mirage]

anyone know where to download free ram

[grim edge]

that really sucks

[mossy meteor]

im jealous you guys there have decent providers. you even have the BBC to listen in on decent radio 24/7

[grim edge]

yep

BBC is great

Idk about good morning America

[mossy meteor]

no idea either tbh. i have spotify on for my drives

[rotund field]

💀💀

[still hemlock]

Hello 👋

Anyone wanna play chess?

[stable mirage]

whats chess

[fathom reef]

aint no way

the age of consent is 18!!!!!!!!!

japan gets a pass since they birth rate low but

[still hemlock]

You know what chess is. If you wanna play just say yes or no or I will go rp mode

[fathom reef]

18!!!

[stable jungle]

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[still hemlock]

Um what is all this?

No I am good

[stable mirage]

sorry ive never heard of chess before

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1433 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[still hemlock]

Y'all know about it that's why you're here. Don't mess around or I will go RP mode

[willow elbow]

is that riyal

[digital phoenix]

what

[still hemlock]

Roleplay mode.

[stable mirage]

please enlighten me

[digital phoenix]

i think sirius wants it

[stable mirage]

what no

[still hemlock]

Hello 👋 Muggles (non magical folks)

This is Harry James Potter.

[severe oxide]

Lmfao

[digital phoenix]

ur a wizard

[stable mirage]

wizards arent supposed to exist

probably the one that wins the game in a few turns

[still hemlock]

I am currently Head of Auror Office and Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement

[stable mirage]

g3

[willow elbow]

e

[stable mirage]

2.18

[willow elbow]

yessir

[still hemlock]

I also work under the Minister of Magic who also has The order of Merlin first class and is the head of Wizengamot

Does anyone else wants more RP or should I stop

I can do an hour long conversation in RP mode if anyone wants

[willow elbow]

oh okay g's better

[severe oxide]

reputation points from gta v 👀👀

[bright eagle]

anyone rated 1200 - 1400 here?

[drowsy lodge]

where do you guys live? full address

[willow elbow]

do u want to play?

[bright eagle]

umm, do you want to help me test a bot?

[willow elbow]

what kind of bot is it

[bright eagle]

A bot I made based off of Leela

[coral hatch]

I'm here to smoke cigars and kick asses. And I'm out of cigars.

[willow elbow]

ohh alright

sure

[bright eagle]

What's your elo and what TC?

[willow elbow]

3+0 and im 1000

[bright eagle]

oh bet 👀

dm me

[grim edge]

be3+

oh damn

[rough stone]

I got my first brilliant

[willow elbow]

[grim edge]

why g3?

[rough stone]

@grim edge can u game review this ?

Donr

Dms

that's my record rn

For best game played

[bright eagle]

do you wanna help me test a bot?

I have two different bots that should be >500

[drowsy lodge]

yes

[rough stone]

Ig

[bright eagle]

okay what time control, and dm me

[hearty glacier]

feels nice to win with a mate , instead of ladder mating or ff everygame

[digital phoenix]

love winning by ff

[tulip lichen]

goofy ahh game bro
https://www.chess.com/game/81900514018

[grim edge]

I sacrificed my knight here

(Black to play, find the move)

DAMNNNN

[hearty glacier]

I fricking knew that he will go for the rook fork they always do

[severe oxide]

rg8

[grim edge]

then why did you move your bishop

[digital phoenix]

rb8

but a knight sac seems hella unnecessary

[severe oxide]

you mean g?

[hearty glacier]

because if he takes any rook he looses a rook and a knight

[digital phoenix]

why behind king

[severe oxide]

coz discovered attack after rook takes knight

[digital phoenix]

rb8 threatens mate

[bright eagle]

@hearty glacier what's your elo?

[hearty glacier]

600-700

[digital phoenix]

and then u can stack the rooks on 2nd rank

[hearty glacier]

that guy was 650

[severe oxide]

simply play re7 🤷‍♂️ still losing but semi saves for a bit

[bright eagle]

hmm

[digital phoenix]

yeah idk but any sac is very unnecessary rn

rg8 doesnt look like any imminent threat so idk

[hearty glacier]

bruh i really want to put some effort into studying (been stuck at 600-700 for a while) but no time 😦

i only like know 1-2 openings for each color (only a few lines) and just play with instinct

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[digital phoenix]

1-2 openings is enough

if ur stuck at 600-700 tactics matter more than openings

[severe oxide]

no

[hearty glacier]

hmmm i play e4 , london , caro , alekhine

[severe oxide]

Italian, caro or e5 and KID for everything else

[raven ridge]

guys which good laptop should i buy to run smooth Minecraft wo no lags

[severe oxide]

if u want to play games pc is better

[hearty glacier]

just play chess

[raven ridge]

but i heard we have to keep upgrading its part like every 2 months

[severe oxide]

no?

[bright eagle]

@hearty glacier do you want to help me test out a bot?

[hearty glacier]

sure

[raven ridge]

so i can play for a whole year wo upgrading?

[bright eagle]

@hearty glacier dm me the time control

[hearty glacier]

bruh been using same pc for 5 years

[hearty glacier]

time control?

[bright eagle]

1+0, 3+0, 10+0, etc.

[digital phoenix]

wow discriminating against 5+0

[bright eagle]

🙄

[grim edge]

I've had mine for 10

[grand shore]

Good for you man

Shame no one really cares

[grim edge]

does anyone ever take a break from chess and then they’re suddenly bad?

[grim edge]

are you just saying that or is that a way to hurt somebody else

:3c

[little elm]

usually people play better after taking a break

[grim edge]

yeah that’s what happened to me

i won like 9 games in a row

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-gif-21270499

that’s who i imagine when you write that

[grand shore]

I do not care regardless. If the words I say impact someone else greatly, they should grow thicker skin ngl

[grim edge]

i don’t know what to say so i’m just gonna be moving on

[tulip lichen]

why is magnus cosplaying 600s bro😭

[grim edge]

aww thank you

[grand shore]

I had a break for a while and gained 200 elo in 4 days, breaks are pretty good

[grim edge]

oh wait that wasn’t a compliment

[grim edge]

literally me

[grim edge]

200 elo is wild

[grand shore]

[grim edge]

it could probably take me a few weeks to conjure up that luck

[little elm]

if only i could gain 200 bullet rating

[grim edge]

though i am winning 9 games in a row…

i hope nobody thinks i’m cheating

[tulip lichen]

let's play

[grim edge]

unrated

[tulip lichen]

yeah ik

[grim edge]

actually i don’t have time i gotta study for a history test

[tulip lichen]

5 min blitz

quick game

[grim edge]

deal

send the link

[tulip lichen]

https://play.chess.com/5RMZo

[grand shore]

Tbf I did tilt like 160+ elo prior but I did take a break as my play deteriorated greatly (but I got heaps of sleep which helps

[grim edge]

@tulip lichen i’m pissed but now nobody will think i’m cheating

that’s how i truly feel. under all those ggs im lowkey pissed

but i’m not gonna do nothing

[grand shore]

Nobody thinks you're cheating if you have a winstreak ngl

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[grim edge]

depends on how long it is

[grand shore]

It more depends on the quality of games

[tulip lichen]

"and at that moment his villian arc started"

[grim edge]

you’re right

thethreeamigos is right too

too late

player already broke it

[tulip lichen]

i already humbled him

dw I did your job for you

[grim edge]

LOL

thing is it was partly bullet and partly rapid

[tulip lichen]

lil bruh think he slick with a 9 win streak

[grim edge]

nah i am slick 😎

[grand shore]

call me amigos

[grim edge]

you got it amigo(s)

[tulip lichen]

bro did your ops play the damiano

how did bro get a 9 win streak

[grim edge]

people are more stupid than me

this was before the 9th

[tulip lichen]

bro's him of the 600s

[grim edge]

okay but thing is my friend kinda coached me

so i’m pretty good

whether it be slow or fast

anyone wanna play blitz I'm rated 400

[digital phoenix]

said the sub 1k

[grim edge]

i really wanted to save my rook so i risked checkmate

i was not gonna die slowly and in pieces

anyone wanna play blitz I'm rated 400

glitch

you know that right

[tulip lichen]

what's your bench pr @grim edge

[grim edge]

mines 200 pounds

220

[bright eagle]

I got a bot for you 🗿

what's your OTB rating btw

[tulip lichen]

good bro

110 kg

[grim edge]

400

[tulip lichen]

bro ISN'T otb rated..

[bright eagle]

I mean tbf I got a 3000 rated bot, and a 400 rated bot

[bright eagle]

how tf 😭

[grim edge]

I'm rated 400 on chess.com

[tulip lichen]

he's 400 he aint playing over the board

[bright eagle]

what's your profile

[bright eagle]

wait like lowkey he's 400 💀

[grim edge]

just find it somehow

[tulip lichen]

right click his pfp apps chess.com profile

[grim edge]

wait you can do that

[tulip lichen]

yes

[grim edge]

tf

[drowsy lodge]

i was playing a joke game and somehow got a brilliant

[tulip lichen]

yea that's what happens

[bright eagle]

💀

[grim edge]

boosted

[tulip lichen]

man what the hell

[bright eagle]

clearly

[grim edge]

I'm boosted

[tulip lichen]

sep 23

[grim edge]

ya I'm boosted

[tulip lichen]

35 wins 4 draws and 5 losses

naw this is magnus alt

[grim edge]

no I'm just boosted by a friend

[tulip lichen]

you CAN'T do that....

[grim edge]

jokes

[drowsy crest]

[tulip lichen]

that's rating manipulation...

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[tulip lichen]

bro blundered his carrier

[drowsy crest]

Help moderatorz

[drowsy crest]

And his account

[tulip lichen]

fr

[barren terrace]

umm.

[hybrid swallow]

Yus

[tulip lichen]

750 rated magnus carlsen

[coral raptor]

Hi

[coral raptor]

What does this even meam

What is locked out

[stable mirage]

ooh they got banned

[barren terrace]

im higer

[rough dome]

Why

[coral raptor]

Sorry

Wont happen again

Wont hi again

[rough dome]

K

[rough dome]

It shouldn't happen again tho

[grim edge]

what’s up boy

[drowsy lodge]

who u

[grim edge]

no idea

[rough dome]

He is cis boy

[grim edge]

yes

[grim edge]

i’m break

@grim edge

[rough dome]

I am just orthodox male

[native laurel]

A

[grim edge]

bravo 👏

[rough dome]

[drowsy lodge]

oh hi

[tulip lichen]

naw bro aint magnus carlsen he's carlos magnussen

[grim edge]

you couldn’t recognize the profile?

[drowsy lodge]

im tired af

[grim edge]

i feel like perry the platypus

https://tenor.com/view/perry-the-platypus-phineas-and-ferb-pnf-dr-doofenshmirtz-perry-gif-26543370

[tulip lichen]

how tall are you

[grim edge]

artificially

[tulip lichen]

artificially

[grim edge]

maybe his friends real

[lone zenith]

gotta keep grinding until i get the record for the lowest possible elo

[inland kraken]

10

[tulip lichen]

bro lives in north korea

[grim edge]

😱

[drowsy crest]

[inland kraken]

Ok

[tulip lichen]

he artificially manipulated his rating with his friend

he didn't get that rating naturally

[inland kraken]

Like me

[tulip lichen]

yo what

[inland kraken]

I artificially manipulated my rating

By winning😎

[grim edge]

i dont know how there are people under 2k rating in 2023

[tulip lichen]

fr

[upbeat viper]

Equivalent to a ban

Sort of

[severe oxide]

lock me out for 9 dubaloons

[stable mirage]

I don’t know how there are people under 3000 elo in 2025

[pulsar bramble]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91203007963?tab=review

[worn ice]

MatiMatic (2073) vs. dotsfernan (2062)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 [Nf6] 4. O-O Nxe4 5. Re1 Nd6 6. Nxe5 Nxe5 7. Rxe5+ Be7 8. Bf1 O-O 9. d4 Bf6 10. Re1 Nf5 11. c3 d5 12. Nd2 c6 13. Nf3 Nd6 14. h3 h6 15. Bd3 Be6 16. Bf4 b5 17. b3 a5 18. Ne5 Bxe5 19. dxe5 Nf5 20. Qg4 Ne7 21. Qg3 Ng6 22. Bxg6 fxg6 23. Bxh6 Bf5 24. e6 Qf6 25. Bg5 Qxe6 26. Rxe6 Bxe6 27. Qd6 Bf5 28. Qxc6 Rad8 29. Bxd8 

[pulsar bramble]

2 brilliant move guyss

[tulip lichen]

"says the 200"

[severe oxide]

istg the cockiest people are always cheaters

[stable mirage]

that’s nothing, I got one best move

[pulsar bramble]

wtf is this

what

[severe oxide]

one of my games

[tulip lichen]

fr

[pulsar bramble]

how?

[grim edge]

im 2.5k

[severe oxide]

because i’m an animal at chess

[severe oxide]

connect ur account or no one will believe you

[pulsar bramble]

1400-1599 rated xd?

[drowsy crest]

If I had a pistol loaded with 3 bullets and had osama bin laden, you, zitler, jeffrey Dahmer in the same room I would shoot you three times

[severe oxide]

Facts though

[drowsy crest]

Real

[severe oxide]

u fear me

[pulsar bramble]

haha

[grim edge]

most people here are kids and i dont want them to see my account

[drowsy lodge]

seng game link

[severe oxide]

then u are not 2.5k lmao

[drowsy crest]

Edited as html

[grim edge]

i am actually and its not as hard as you think

[stable mirage]

https: //www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/5HFDW3tUeJ?tab=analysis it gives different results depending on depth and also I broke the link so albert doesn’t flood chat

[nova spire]

man

[barren terrace]

i won sith an brilliant sac

[nova spire]

i just lost 3 games in a row this week

[grim edge]

only 1 inaccuracy brought that down

[barren terrace]

suuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

[severe oxide]

yap yap yap

[grim edge]

no matter how many brilliants you get anything that’s bad will bring your score down

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1131037149404352602/1150467725773250630/image.png?ex=653e8810&is=652c1310&hm=9ce1ef79326ebd559417964d1558efaf8382ea0a863aa0df0cc8e0ff4d37cc09&

2 inaccuracies!!

[grim edge]

oh and best moves too

[grim edge]

and 1 mistake!

[drowsy crest]

Yappity yapping yap

[drowsy lodge]

ITS FR LMFAO

[grim edge]

its jist that people here can get info about your account such as name etc

[stable mirage]

idk what you expected

I don’t post fake screenshots

[severe oxide]

Dm me ur account then buddy

[drowsy crest]

Same moves played alot of time?

[stable mirage]

avoided 3fold but yeah basically

[drowsy crest]

Expected

[drowsy lodge]

@stable mirage how

[stable mirage]

and ofc you could push it another few hundred moves if you used 50 move better

[drowsy crest]

Cuz if he takes then takes and mate/stalemate

[stable mirage]

not including different setups later in the game

[drowsy crest]

Real

[tulip lichen]

wow a 2.5k with a "why is there this in 2023" mindset

I do not believe you

[drowsy lodge]

@stable mirage pretty sure you broke the world record for most moves without taking a piece

[severe oxide]

send game link

[tulip lichen]

fr

[stable mirage]

nah other people have done similar things

[nimble niche]

just threw a game up a rook into a rook vs rook endgame where I dirty flagged my opponent

[stable mirage]

same as the other one #💬〡general-off-topic message

[nimble niche]

feels so good to be garbage but still dirty flag

[drowsy crest]

Tf is dirty flagging

Understandable

[stable mirage]

I think more specifically flagging a dead draw

[nimble niche]

flagging in a dead lost or dead drawn position

@severe oxide how do i block a guy 20cm taller than me in basketball?

[tulip lichen]

bro girls on the beach only cover two parts and get mad at us when we only look at them😔

[drowsy crest]

Oh

[drowsy crest]

Understood

[stable mirage]

fr if they covered everything else we would look there

[severe oxide]

don’t go for the block stand strong with both hands in the air and use ur body to make the shot difficult

[nimble niche]

he just puts ball above his head and i can't reach it

[digital phoenix]

what does seeing ur account do

[tulip lichen]

we look at the covered parts out of kindness for them

[digital phoenix]

foul him

[severe oxide]

don’t aim for the ball, just two hands straight up in air in his face

[stable mirage]

ofc

[nimble niche]

he could shoot free throws

[digital phoenix]

just injure him

[severe oxide]

if ur gonna get a foul make sure they get injured

[digital phoenix]

ya

[severe oxide]

i have a basketball game today 🥶🙏

[nimble niche]

he wasn't very smart

[severe oxide]

playing in a men’s league so will be interesting

[nimble niche]

he wasn't reaching over my head for rebounds so I got it from him several times

[digital phoenix]

coach asked me to take out a guy in football last time and i only got a yellow card so thats something

idk how u gonna injure someone in basketball tho

[nimble niche]

nobody ever takes me out because im that shit

[drowsy crest]

Cap, aren't you the one who was like 4'11

[severe oxide]

take out their legs on a fast break

[nimble niche]

5'7

[drowsy crest]

Wtf 💀

[severe oxide]

i met someone taller then me recently

[drowsy crest]

That's actually tall for an Asian girl

[severe oxide]

girl 💀

[nimble niche]

yeah

[drowsy crest]

Nuh uh

[drowsy crest]

No pfp assumptions

[severe oxide]

(that wasn’t my father)

[drowsy crest]

Female pfp = male
Male pfp = female
Any other pfp = male
No pfp = female

[drowsy lodge]

i just broke my puzzle rush streak finallly lmfao

[nimble niche]

he kept panicking but none of could reach the ball if he just puts it above his head

he kept missing shots and catching rebounds because none of us could reach it before he does

[tulip lichen]

bro if i had good lighting i would look fit

😭

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dennis-rodman-chicago-bulls-funny-basketball-oops-gif-11985325

[nimble niche]

im only 5'7, how am i supposed to deal with a 6'3 guy?

[severe oxide]

Rodman and the kiddie toucher 🥶🙏

[severe oxide]

Get physical use ur body

basically the only way

[tulip lichen]

learn muay thai

all of your limbs will be not legal to carry without a license

[drowsy crest]

I am going to tell you this very secret technique alr

Dont tell anyone

Kick the ball

[wicked oak]

Can you guys suggest openings for me as a 600 elo in rapid?

[drowsy crest]

Muay thai is overrated

[severe oxide]

italian and e5 🙏

[tulip lichen]

e4 e5

[drowsy crest]

London

[tulip lichen]

oh ok sure bro

[lone zenith]

italian hits diff fr 🔥 🔥 🔥

broo

[lone zenith]

fools mate opening tho 💯 💯

[severe oxide]

giuoco piano >>>

[wicked oak]

[tulip lichen]

@wicked oak Do not listen to him boy

[wicked oak]

Ok I'll play Italian

[severe oxide]

watch youtube vidoes on how to play it

[wicked oak]

Ok thank you

[lone zenith]

OMFG IM SO CLOSE TO 800

[tulip lichen]

I don't look at girls at the gym🔥

I look at big buff juicy men

[lone zenith]

(in bullet) YESTERDAY I WAS 600

[grim edge]

Phallu’s mate is better

[severe oxide]

i don’t look i stare.

[tulip lichen]

fr

[severe oxide]

ew bullet

[grim edge]

my gym is full of gym girls

[tulip lichen]

bros gonna be in a gym creep tiktok

[grim edge]

i can’t look at anything

even some women are concerned

[severe oxide]

I enjoy being humiliated let me record me

[grim edge]

too much ass flying around here

[tulip lichen]

fr

[nimble niche]

i go to a single sex school

[tulip lichen]

💀

[grim edge]

all boys?

[severe oxide]

Unlucky lil man

[tulip lichen]

bro they be wearing shit that shows too much and get mad at us when we look at their limbs

[severe oxide]

going to an all boys school as gay person might be the method

[lone zenith]

rip

[grim edge]

and i’m not even interested in them it’s like looking at museum artifacts

[lone zenith]

bro going to a boys school is what makes you gay 😭 😭

[tulip lichen]

fr

[severe oxide]

💀

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro i.ve experienced that shit

[nimble niche]

at least sometimes we get 2 change rooms for our class in PE

[tulip lichen]

they be gay as shit

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018143659931213844/1134921753337012375/Bilde_2023-07-24_165719173.gif

[tulip lichen]

they're homiesexual🔥🔥🔥

[nimble niche]

some people at my school are quite gay

[severe oxide]

the boys changed room goes crazy at my school

we started a fight club for a bit

[stable mirage]

I am slightly worried

[drowsy crest]

Why do you have that in your galley is my question

[severe oxide]

until they shut it down

coz someone snitched

[nimble niche]

our teacher can hear every n word we shout in the change room and he doesn't care

[severe oxide]

real

[pastel phoenix]

Hi

[severe oxide]

Playing gay chicken in the boys change room goes crazy 🥶🥶🥶🥶🙏🙏🙏

[stable mirage]

useful things

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this bad?

[nimble niche]

i left the change room today and i heard one of my classmates yell, "im gonna rpe you"

[pastel phoenix]

Black is winning

[drowsy crest]

Yeah lmao today this senior came in for no reason at all while we were changing next thing we knew was that the vape kid was knocked out

Shit goes hard

[stable mirage]

how does white defend f2

[nimble niche]

because you can't defend f2

[severe oxide]

there are always numerous r word threats that happen in the change rooms

i LOVE vaping in the change rooms

[nimble niche]

my class has the most muslims out of all the classes in the year

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this bad?

[severe oxide]

there are 0 muslims at my school

[drowsy crest]

Yo kurie 900 soon?

[tulip lichen]

bro i'm drinking some mountain don't

and some crocodile help

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[tulip lichen]

this shi slap

[drowsy crest]

Nice

[pastel phoenix]

Btw this is stalemate

[fossil forge]

What's wrong with having muslims though

[severe oxide]

nothing

[fossil forge]

@nimble niche

[nimble niche]

nothing if they don't make terrorist jokes all day

[fossil forge]

K good

[drowsy crest]

So they can make terrorist jokes if they are non Muslims, sounds racist ngl

[pastel phoenix]

Wait

[tulip lichen]

this patient salt slaps bro

[pastel phoenix]

Who is good at chess here?

[severe oxide]

there is 1 arab kid who’s locker is next to mine and he threatens to bomb me quite a bit

[fossil forge]

No u just can't make terrorist jokes

[nimble niche]

i was joking, i was saying that they do make terrorist jokes

[fossil forge]

@pastel phoenix what online elo is the minimum to be considered good

[tulip lichen]

nothing

[nimble niche]

just like how i often make jokes about eating cats for dinner

[drowsy crest]

Dogs*

[stable mirage]

600

[fossil forge]

Stfu troll

[drowsy crest]

2600

[pastel phoenix]

Yea that’s average

[fossil forge]

600 is lower than average

[pastel phoenix]

Oh

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-600-magnus-gothamchess-gif-5900316434424087571

[nimble niche]

whenever i see a dog or cat while walking to somewhere with my friends, i always say "oh look, dinner"

[pastel phoenix]

Get to 800

[fossil forge]

800 is average, around there

[nimble niche]

2800 fide

[pastel phoenix]

Nah bro blundered💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ohnomykingdiedtwice

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1707 (1757 peak)
Blitz: 1289 (1559 peak)
Bullet: 1171 (1620 peak)

[toxic valley]

I am so close to 600 and i would be good soon

[fossil forge]

Are my stats good

[drowsy crest]

If it moves it's for the dinner table 🗿

[stable mirage]

1200 is okay I guess

[fossil forge]

If it exists it's for dinner table

[nimble niche]

tree branches

[severe oxide]

good is a subject term. Too a 300 a 1000 is good. to a 2000 a 1000 is dogshit but to a 2500 2000 is dogshit and to a 3000 2500 is dogshit

[toxic valley]

Can't wait to be considered to good player

[fossil forge]

I mainly play rapid I don't play blitz anymore

[nimble niche]

i haven't played rapid in so long

[drowsy crest]

Well move with their will not some external factor like wind

[fossil forge]

I know that that's why I asked for her perspective of the word good

[severe oxide]

so much of the rapid leaderboard gets banned

[drowsy crest]

E4

[stable mirage]

ez top 1000

[fossil forge]

D4 is better u gotta slam that d up the file don't u think

[severe oxide]

c5

[drowsy crest]

Resigns

[fossil forge]

Aborts

[drowsy crest]

?

[stable mirage]

close enough to top 1000

[drowsy crest]

What's that background

[fossil forge]

What is yo rating 2.4k??

[stable mirage]

2.2k rapid

[fossil forge]

U only see what u want

[drowsy crest]

Nuh uh

[stable mirage]

leaderboard is super ez

[fossil forge]

Are u a girl or boy

[stable mirage]

nsfw

[severe oxide]

ew

[drowsy crest]

Pass here I wanna see (for research purposes)

(Asking for a friend)

[stable mirage]

dm

[fossil forge]

Pass me the full picture of ur pfp plz

[nimble niche]

I haven't played rated rapid since July

[drowsy crest]

Ight

[drowsy crest]

Are you washed up?

[severe oxide]

play me in rapid rated i promise i won’t cheat 🙏🥶

[nimble niche]

rapid is for nerds

[drowsy crest]

The game : 100 acc 6 brilliants 24 great moves 12 best moves

[fossil forge]

I shower 3 times a day prob 20 times more than the average 2200 showers in a week

[nimble niche]

I've played 4 brilliants once

[drowsy crest]

I have played a brilliant move imbecile

[fossil forge]

What's ur rating

[nimble niche]

3 of them were really easy to find and the other one wasn't even the best move but just fancy

[fossil forge]

I do love them fancy moves

[upbeat viper]

owo

[stable mirage]

owo

[fossil forge]

uwu

[nimble niche]

For the last three, i was completely winning regardless of whether or not I played the brilliant

owo

[severe oxide]

i’m just a different breed

[fossil forge]

uwu(says with a cute seducing tone)

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2250 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2237 (2251 peak)

[drowsy crest]

I question you one the second brilliant you didn't answer

[nimble niche]

don't question why i keep dropping rating

[drowsy crest]

You just got a bishop for bishop

[fossil forge]

any 2k wanna 1v1 me I'm a measly 1700

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1421 (1480 peak)
Blitz: 1134 (1168 peak)
Bullet: 1030 (1102 peak)

[drowsy crest]

And it was brilliant

[severe oxide]

username flex

[nimble niche]

i keep playing in the car/bus

[fossil forge]

I play on my bed

with a guy

[nimble niche]

I could request the username stop

[severe oxide]

and you wouldn’t get it lil man

[nimble niche]

im assuming your bed doesn't move all the time 🤨

[nimble niche]

i have gold

got it for free

[severe oxide]

has my account been inactive for 3 years? didn’t think so buddy

[fossil forge]

I get slammed so hard there's a dent on my bed and me

[pastel phoenix]

Hi

[sterile tusk]

Hi

[nimble niche]

I said the username stop

[severe oxide]

Oh i miss read it

[fossil forge]

any 2000 wanna 1v1 me unrated I'm a 1700

[severe oxide]

what’s ur acc name

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ohnomykingdiedtwice

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1707 (1757 peak)
Blitz: 1289 (1559 peak)
Bullet: 1171 (1620 peak)

[sterile tusk]

I would later but im in school rn (im 1920)

[fossil forge]

What's ur acc

[severe oxide]

made octobor 11th 💀

[fossil forge]

@severe oxide what's ur user

[dire minnow]

oooh chess

[nimble niche]

1700 rapid but 2100 puzzles 💀

[severe oxide]

idc

[fossil forge]

I don't do puzzles

[dire minnow]

hiii

[tulip lichen]

dw bro his username is LITERALLY idc

[dire minnow]

huh?

[pastel phoenix]

Don’t fear the man who is high rated, fear the man who played GMs

[severe oxide]

my friend was showing me interesting twitter videos during maths class today

[dire minnow]

woah

[fossil forge]

Don't fear the man, fear the jungle under

[coral raptor]

g

[nimble niche]

have you ever won against gms before?

[severe oxide]

don’t fear the man, fear the sigma

[pastel phoenix]

Nah

[lone zenith]

💀

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)

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Name: CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)
Title: Candidate Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2400 (2411 peak)
Blitz: 2400 (2522 peak)
Bullet: 2568 (2877 peak)

[nimble niche]

then stfu, nobody cares if you watch open challenges all day

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Tan (piztpizza)

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Name: Tan (piztpizza)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 542 (566 peak)
Blitz: 100 (221 peak)
Bullet: 205 (498 peak)

[dire minnow]

wow

[severe oxide]

drop to 2400 bullet for the memes

[pastel phoenix]

I don’t

[lone zenith]

idk skill issue tbh

[lone zenith]

zitler guys 😭

[cinder sky]

I dropped to 2500 before

I want to get 2850 back

[lone zenith]

guys I was so close to 800

[severe oxide]

win more games fr

[cinder sky]

ikr

[lone zenith]

now im 784 again 😭

[fossil forge]

Guys I was so close to 1800

[pastel phoenix]

Misses:

[fossil forge]

Then I got tilted and lose 50 elo and got back to 1700

[cinder sky]

?

[pastel phoenix]

Look at his rating

[cinder sky]

and

[fossil forge]

Which one r u

[nimble niche]

that guy keeps posting every single inaccuracy gms play

[cinder sky]

smh

[dire minnow]

show

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ohnomykingdiedtwice

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1707 (1757 peak)
Blitz: 1289 (1559 peak)
Bullet: 1171 (1620 peak)

[dire minnow]

lmfao

[fossil forge]

Stfu u 500

[dire minnow]

chillout bro

[cinder sky]

noob raging at other noob

[dire minnow]

????

[fossil forge]

Icy how old r u

[cinder sky]

18

[fossil forge]

💀

[cinder sky]

why

[fossil forge]

Jobless lol

[cinder sky]

Got exams soon

[fossil forge]

Idgaf

[pastel phoenix]

Ur 8

[cinder sky]

oki

[dire minnow]

what is goin on

[severe oxide]

ATAR?

[cinder sky]

yes

[severe oxide]

what subjects

[fossil forge]

Am 13

[cinder sky]

legal psych english

[pastel phoenix]

“Jobless lol”

[cinder sky]

username checks out

[severe oxide]

u going to uni or nah

[cinder sky]

yes

[golden badge]

Yes

[fossil forge]

Nah my pfp says it all not my username

[golden badge]

Next year

[severe oxide]

for psychology ?

[cinder sky]

no?

[severe oxide]

For what then

[cinder sky]

data science

[cinder sky]

fun

[severe oxide]

personality

[fossil forge]

Dude stfu u know what I'm talking about

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[severe oxide]

silence child

[tulip lichen]

people at 18 still go to college

[fossil forge]

Part time jobs I'm not that dumb

[severe oxide]

i have a job 🙏🥶

[pastel phoenix]

@fossil forge is 13

[fossil forge]

And a day lol

[cinder sky]

bros dad paid him 5 bucks to mow the lawn and he thinks he's balling

[severe oxide]

<@&745328830649991179> check @fossil forge deleted messages bro is being annoying

[cinder sky]

happy birthday bud

[fossil forge]

Thanks ig

[grim edge]

tax the poor

[fossil forge]

What did I do

I agree

[severe oxide]

real

[grim edge]

evict single mothers from their homes

[fossil forge]

I wish they made slaves free though

[severe oxide]

preach

[fossil forge]

I wish slaves were free

[grim edge]

we got a different meaning of that

[fossil forge]

And that they hadn't freed the slaves from the dungeon

[grim edge]

holy cow that’s outta this world

[severe oxide]

i know right

[severe oxide]

that holy cow is out of this world

[grim edge]

fr

[fossil forge]

Smash

[stable mirage]

holy cow that is*

[frigid parcel]

anyone up for 1v1

[fossil forge]

Me

[grim edge]

hey wait what type of chemistry is that

[fresh wind]

ty

[cinder sky]

organic

[grim edge]

oooh

is it mandatory to take that class?

[frigid parcel]

what time control

[grim edge]

i want a head start before it gets worse

[cinder sky]

who are you asking

[grim edge]

you

[unreal flame]

Anyone remember that dude begging for people to play this Imnotsmurfing34

[cinder sky]

i'm not the guy that posted the worksheet, and idk what country you live in

[cinder sky]

yes

[grim edge]

the us

[cinder sky]

i do not live in the us

[grim edge]

oh

[severe oxide]

maths spec goes crazy

[cinder sky]

yea obviously

[last willow]

someone wanna play

[frigid parcel]

im down for a game

[last willow]

ill send link

[severe oxide]

🙏

[last willow]

https://play.chess.com/8G2Rr

[severe oxide]

i am a world before i am a man

i was a creature before i could stand

[frigid parcel]

whyd you abort

[severe oxide]

i will remember before i forget

[last willow]

it glitched i think

[severe oxide]

Before i forget that

[last willow]

@frigid parcel https://play.chess.com/RhE5n

[severe oxide]

Randy Blythe is a goat

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4 bc5 c3 >>

[next swallow]

anyone up for a unrated chess game?

[last willow]

@frigid parcel damn gg

[frigid parcel]

gg you were winning

[last willow]

nah really?