💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

it’s fun for me

[radiant flame]

Yes

[real sable]

Gg

[grim edge]

i get to create iphones

[viral epoch]

Oh so 20% would kill the guy?

[forest quest]

London system>

[brazen jungle]

YES

[grim edge]

false

[viral epoch]

[elfin crag]

hey who'll play w/ me?

[real sable]

Shet my nose bleeding

[grim edge]

take care bud

[real sable]

Me

[forest quest]

Imagine playing e4

[viral epoch]

Cotton

Or paper

[real sable]

Ok

[opaque summit]

but they got their amazon package faster

[elfin crag]

hop in

[ornate ivy]

Imagine being hard stuck at 1100

[grim edge]

imagine not playing e4

[forest quest]

Ain't no Sicilian for us 1 d4 players

[viral epoch]

[grim edge]

kings indian

[normal hatch]

Mfw dutch comes in

[forest quest]

1790 bullet 1850 rapid

[real sable]

Dutch wall

[ornate ivy]

Oh same thing my bad 1800*

[normal hatch]

Plus Sicilian is fun to play against

[viral epoch]

Hello Moon

[grim edge]

rookie numbers

[forest quest]

But the Dutch is a worse Sicilian

[viral epoch]

Who's the highest rated player in this server?

[elfin crag]

ok if no-one plays i'll play w/ myself

[real sable]

Magnus Carlsen

[viral epoch]

Is it you? Or Elliot?

[ornate ivy]

There’s a few GMs

[viral epoch]

Magnus isn't in this server

[grim edge]

danny is here

[brazen turret]

why is the website laggy

[viral epoch]

I don't think he even has discord

[real sable]

Then hikaru

[opaque summit]

fr what do i do

[forest quest]

The janitor from queens.gambit is in this server

[brazen turret]

i have good internet and all idk why it lags

[elfin crag]

put the baby on the other track

[real sable]

Pull it halfway

[viral epoch]

Is Levy one of them

[boreal cosmos]

no

[brazen turret]

the baby

[ornate ivy]

He isn’t a GM smh

[viral epoch]

L

[forest quest]

Levy is barely even an FM these days

[real sable]

True

[boreal cosmos]

moon is not even close to being highest rated here lol

[bright prairie]

Stop the cap

[boreal cosmos]

Levy is an IM

[normal hatch]

Disrespect is crazy

[little elm]

levy is washed IM

[viral epoch]

Who're the GMs here

[ornate ivy]

^^^

[boreal cosmos]

clapping greg in scc tournament

[real sable]

Indie mother

[forest quest]

Strength wise obviously you don't lose your title

[boreal cosmos]

we wont tell you

[brazen turret]

could anyone explain?

[boreal cosmos]

he is playing a tournament rn

[little elm]

no active gms here

[real sable]

How

[ornate ivy]

W mine is unlimited too

[viral epoch]

[forest quest]

How's he doing?

[little elm]

i dont even use my cc membership

only for pb

[boreal cosmos]

chess.com live on twitch

[viral epoch]

But the expiration fee shall be thy life

[real sable]

I have question, how to get membership for free?

[viral epoch]

CC tournaments

[little elm]

win community bullet brawl?

[real sable]

Wher

[forest quest]

Okay but you brought it up in regards to my comment on his strength. I just remember his last tourney a few years ago him losing to like 2000s and 2100s as an IM

[little elm]

unless they stopped that as well

[viral epoch]

Idk when

[boreal cosmos]

win a tournament

[upbeat viper]

wrong

[ornate ivy]

Right

[real sable]

What tournament

[boreal cosmos]

look at his online performance

[grim edge]

move the kid on the track with the rest of the people, and then end them all.

[ornate ivy]

They just renew it every few months @upbeat viper

[viral epoch]

I'm a washed 100

[opaque summit]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-gif-4835571119493661183

[little elm]

should i play otb tomorrow

[forest quest]

Best IM is Eric Rosen IMO

[boreal cosmos]

my next otb classical in July 2024🥹

[grim edge]

but foreal, save the kid cause the kid still can do wonders for the world and help advance where as elderly people have already spent their lives and are of no use to the country/world.

[ornate ivy]

Hot take

[little elm]

not sure who the best IMs are now

[viral epoch]

Does washed mean rusty in chess terminology?

[little elm]

all the really good ones are now GMs

[ornate ivy]

Used to be Pranav

[viral epoch]

Or something like that?

[forest quest]

How he's extremely good and regularly beats GMs in titled arenas

[grim edge]

eric rosen is not the best IM 💀

[bright copper]

huh

[normal hatch]

Yeah but he recommends stafford

[boreal cosmos]

i think Pranav V is underrated

[ornate ivy]

Lol oh wait your actually serious

[boreal cosmos]

2650 in the future 100%

[ornate ivy]

He def is

[forest quest]

Only as meme for content lol

[little elm]

isnt pranav 2600 now

[ornate ivy]

Yeah

[grim edge]

does eric rosen even regularly beats gotham 💀

[boreal cosmos]

he is playing alot, i playd in the same event with him in Spain, i thought to ask for a picture to post when he reaches 2650

[ornate ivy]

You should have

[boreal cosmos]

he was like 2500 at the time, and made the big jump

[forest quest]

Hans nieman under rated GM

[ornate ivy]

I met him when he was 2400

[boreal cosmos]

im like 2x taller than him

[grim edge]

hes the best

[grim edge]

how tall r u

[boreal cosmos]

7ft /207 cm

[drowsy crest]

we get it bast, you dont shower :3

[ornate ivy]

Wtf

[grim edge]

7ft holy cow

[ornate ivy]

Your 7 ft???

[boreal cosmos]

no biggie

ye

[forest quest]

Jobava London is for uglies

[grim edge]

go play basketball wyd at chess

[boreal cosmos]

i do play sometimes for fun

[little elm]

7ft is more than 207cm

[opaque summit]

lolololol

[boreal cosmos]

6'11 or whatever the conversion is

[opaque summit]

look at the voice

[boreal cosmos]

idk, i googled and it told me so

[forest quest]

Slenderman

[grim edge]

still mad.

[boreal cosmos]

6.79133858 feet (6 feet 9½ inches)

[grim edge]

crazy tall

[opaque summit]

we were travelling between two channels

[boreal cosmos]

so is that 6,79 or 6,9ft

i think its 6'9,5 right lol

[forest quest]

6.9 meters

[grim edge]

yes it is

[boreal cosmos]

European metrics are far better 😄 Not sure who here has experienced -30 c outside during winter for example

[grim edge]

How do I get unmuted?

[jovial vector]

noo I nearly saved the game but didnt find the follow up with 14 seconds nonofnononon

oh nvm I had 37

[forest quest]

Hit offer draw button saves the game

If he accidentally accepts

[little elm]

how do you play Rg5 and Qh5 and not play Rxg5 after

almost suspiciously bad

[weary umbra]

? I don't understand

[snow shore]

anyone wanna see a meme i made i need constructive critisism

[jovial vector]

idk I was scared man

[little elm]

scared of what

[jovial vector]

losing idk lmao

[little elm]

if you gave up a rook

[forest quest]

Better question is how do you not play 1 d4 2 Bf4?

[drowsy crest]

yo you wanna spar?

[jovial vector]

I wasn't even really sure if it worked tbh just knew I had to do something

[weary umbra]

Giving up the rook would fork the queen right?
So it's a win ?

[little elm]

why is there no ban emoji

[forest quest]

Lmao I assume that was directed at me

[weary umbra]

So this is termed as unworthy brilliancy

[jovial vector]

yeah pretty much

[forest quest]

1 e4 is an immediate blunder

[jovial vector]

but just seein it was a brilliant and knowing it could've worked was heartbreaking lmao

[forest quest]

Especially 1 e4 2 Nf3

[little elm]

brilliant means nothing

i had 2 brilliant moves for playing the most obvious tactic ever

[forest quest]

Brilliant moves are a scam that CC uses to make people buy premium to run game reviews

[little elm]

what would you play

[weary umbra]

Because you have practiced over that tactic

It would have been very hard for you to find the move if u won't have played over it before

[forest quest]

Bxf1

[last verge]

found the sharky alt

[little elm]

you might win, but not best

[weary umbra]

Bishop takes

[last verge]

smartest london player

[little elm]

you have 2 pieces hanging, what is the logical thing to do

[forest quest]

Me and Rosen

[hasty iris]

yo idk who else to tell but i think a guy i met in here who was very nice just passed away 😦

[weary umbra]

To save both with rook

[last verge]

hang a third piece

[grim edge]

:3c

[weary umbra]

To a5

[forest quest]

Jeez what

[last verge]

(Rxf2)

[hasty iris]

he hasnt been active on cc or lichess for a month and not replying to emails/texts/calls

[little elm]

that was the first brilliant

[hasty iris]

there was a flood in his area

[forest quest]

He just ghosted you bro. Ever use tinder?

[weary umbra]

Referring to me?

[last verge]

no bruh

[hasty iris]

no he actually hasnt been online in a month

[little elm]

no, Rxf2

[hasty iris]

his students in his chess academy are also wondering where he is

[last verge]

maybe he just got his internet cut off

[hasty iris]

for a month?

[weary umbra]

How tf
What does that do?

[last verge]

possibly

[hasty iris]

on all platforms? what about his cell service?

[little elm]

now the even harder one

[hasty iris]

Bx

[last verge]

Bxe2 methinks

[little elm]

that wins

[last verge]

wait

[forest quest]

I considered that move first then was like why

[little elm]

probably also brilliant

[last verge]

Raxe2?

[little elm]

i played Raxe2

[lime lava]

Ez puzzle
Rxg2

[weary umbra]

No great

[last verge]

NICE

[little elm]

and white resigned

[last verge]

i found the move

[little elm]

and that is how i won this

and won 150

[weary umbra]

Blunder

[lime lava]

[little elm]

Rg2 must also win

[last verge]

nice and cheesy

[forest quest]

Real question. Are there really 1 c4 players? Or are they all bots.

[little elm]

but tricky

[last verge]

less clean

[grim edge]

i LOVE triangles

and don't even get me started with tetrahedra

[last verge]

Raxe2 is just swift and short while Rxg2 is about as graceful as an axe-murder

[hasty iris]

yeah my bad stockfish didnt see the m8 down a rook where every other line is a draw

[weary umbra]

How does it win?
The rooks are not connected na bcaz of the knight

[last verge]

im also not convinced Rxg2 works

[little elm]

Kxg2 Rxe2 Kf3 Rxh2

[cloud garnet]

I read it "my dad stockfish"💀

[forest quest]

Who was alive during yahoo chess.

[weary umbra]

Pls explain

[little elm]

and you get a full rook

[cloud garnet]

@little elmhow to compete in arena?

[last verge]

meh

[little elm]

what arena

[last verge]

i like Raxe2 more than Bxe2 actually, more stylish

[cloud garnet]

@little elm

[little elm]

there is an arena every Friday

[cloud garnet]

in discord?

[little elm]

on cc

in the discord club

[cloud garnet]

where?

[grim edge]

https://i.ibb.co/s2RtG1n/image.png

embed fail

[restive storm]

[cloud garnet]

@little elm

[little elm]

chess.com discord

[weary umbra]

And has only 4 members

[lime lava]

Joe mama is more stylish

[opaque summit]

Warning: loud audio

[grim edge]

mairos might be singlehandedly the cringiest person in this server

[lime lava]

No
Im second
First is your mom

[stable mirage]

UwU

[lime lava]

[winter ridge]

I just realized Albert is u500

[drowsy crest]

Something common b/w me and albert

[winter ridge]

chess.com community club

[bright prairie]

How to be sussy baka

[winter ridge]

You have achieved your goal

[lime lava]

If Albert gets banned is he gonna be locked out?

[winter ridge]

Well mods can’t ban him

[violet belfry]

Who?

[unborn bear]

hi

[bright prairie]

Albert can ban mods

[lime lava]

Joe

[unborn bear]

anyone wanna play?

[violet belfry]

Joho?

🙂

[lime lava]

[drowsy crest]

siwius do you have diamond :3

[tacit spoke]

i was crazy once

[drowsy crest]

they locked me in a room

[stable mirage]

plat

[drowsy crest]

can you review for me :3

[tacit spoke]

a rubber room

[drowsy crest]

a rubber room with rats

[tacit spoke]

and rats make me crazy

[stable mirage]

hmmm why

[drowsy crest]

crazy?

[drowsy crest]

I dont know why tf my opponent resigned 💀

pwease

please with a w is actually fun to pronounce

nvm I got it

[stable mirage]

wh

[agile iron]

I want to change my connection with chess com account

Can anyone help

Plz 🥺

[drowsy crest]

why did he resign here

[tacit spoke]

just type /connect in chat , and connect your current discord account to the chess account

if your chess account is already linked before then type /disconnect

[stable mirage]

idk

[agile iron]

/disconnect

[tacit spoke]

wait for the command to load

[drowsy crest]

[tacit spoke]

then click on the command and will give you a link to your chesscom settings where you disconnect the account

or connect

[agile iron]

Howlong

[drowsy lodge]

2500 when

[tacit spoke]

how did it go

it shouldn't take that long

wait what

[sullen heart]

how do i get the trusted role

i want to send a ss but i cant

[tacit spoke]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@sullen heart With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[sullen heart]

alr ty

[sterile tusk]

anyone here can do a game review for me? i think i played a cheater

[tacit spoke]

sure

[sullen heart]

send link

[sterile tusk]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/91224031965

[worn ice]

idonthaveanynameidea (477) vs. Webbix7 (1916)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Bxc6 dxc6 5. O-O Bg4 6. h3 h5 7. d3 Qf6 8. Nbd2 g5 9. Nc4 Bxf3 10. Qxf3 Qxf3 11. gxf3 f6 12. h4 gxh4 13. Kg2 O-O-O 14. Kh3 Bh6 15. Be3 Bxe3 16. fxe3 Ne7 17. b4 Rhg8 18. Rg1 b5 19. Na5 Rdf8 20. Nb3 f5 21. Raf1 fxe4 22. fxe4 Rxf1 23. Rxf1 Rg3+ 24. Kxh4 Rxe3 25. Rf8+ Kb7 26. Kxh5 Re2 27. Nc5+ Ka7 28. Rf7 Nc8 29. Rxc7+ Kb6 30. Rxc8 Rxc2 31. Rb8+ Kc7 32. Nxa6+ Kd7 33. Nc5+ Kc7 34. Rb7+ Kc8 35. Rg7 Rxa2 36. Kg6 Rb2 37. Kf5 Rxb4 38. Kxe5 Rb1 39. Kd6 Kb8 40. Na6+ Ka8 41. Kxc6 Rc1+ 42. Kb6 Rc8 43. Ra7# 

[tacit spoke]

omg i sent an image without a trusted role

[real slate]

Is it worth to buy levy book

[lime lava]

Respect

[lament jacinth]

Mairos moment

[lime lava]

Fk u

[barren terrace]

Bruh

[real slate]

🗿

[cloud garnet]

bam

🗿

[drowsy crest]

uwu

[cloud garnet]

saved the game

[drowsy crest]

baguette

[barren terrace]

No wsy

Way*

I made an brilliant move....

Why I have no clue about

[drowsy crest]

[cloud garnet]

why did you save this voice message

[barren terrace]

What is brilliant about that?

Why is this brilliant???

[cloud garnet]

what does it even mean is it in English?

[barren terrace]

Susy bacs 😳

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge

[cloud garnet]

what does it even mean is it in English?

@drowsy crest

[fleet sigil]

m

[cloud garnet]

?

[tacit spoke]

let me test if i can send gif

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-we-love-we-lie-smurfcat-meme-gif-3985569219086834281

im inevitable

[drowsy crest]

"I want you"

[stable mirage]

UwU

[cloud garnet]

so its for weak people. for mods------>(not political doesnt promote violence or could give any reason for a mute or a warn)

[restive storm]

Not using the (u)-word is based

[drowsy crest]

they are lying

[cloud garnet]

@stable miragecan I ask how old are you?

[drowsy crest]

"young ish"

[cloud garnet]

in integer

[upbeat viper]

any connected in chat ?

[cloud garnet]

or float

[upbeat viper]

who can try posting images as well

[cloud garnet]

or complex

[upbeat viper]

because that's weird

[stable mirage]

an age

[drowsy crest]

Bro why remove that masterpiece :<

[cloud garnet]

thats not an integer/float/complex

[drowsy crest]

Not cool man

[restive storm]

If your elo is divided by your elo what would your elo be

[upbeat viper]

other than you ofc

[real sable]

1

[tacit spoke]

why

[stable mirage]

skill issue

[stable mirage]

you should ping @ connected

fr

[cloud garnet]

@stable mirageyour ello is above 2000 that means your 16 plus and less than 30

[upbeat viper]

even I can't do that

[real sable]

it's you

[drowsy crest]

wtf is that assumption

[stable mirage]

what

[cloud garnet]

are you 16-30?

[stable mirage]

there are like 7 year olds that are stronger than me

[cloud garnet]

maybe even 16-25

[real sable]

Bro down bad

[cloud garnet]

what does it mean

[primal mirage]

AYO THIS IS PROFILING BY RATING!?!?!!?

[tacit spoke]

that's insane to think about

[drowsy crest]

shh bro shh

[primal mirage]

So we cant do racial profiling, but this we can?

i call for a petition and ban

[stable mirage]

why do you need to know

[stable mirage]

!voteban time

[cloud garnet]

I guess the age because of this

[primal mirage]

Yessir

[quick wharf]

Hmmm

[primal mirage]

what if theyre underdage

[stable mirage]

why does my UwUness matter

[primal mirage]

underage

then ur a criminal

[cloud garnet]

Idk kinda strange

[primal mirage]

ayo nvm im not defending anymore

[drowsy crest]

Guys I think you should finish your homework

[primal mirage]

not finna defend a furry

[primal mirage]

ngl i deserve a break, i had a 20h day rn

[drowsy crest]

you wanna bully children in roblox

[stable mirage]

I don’t have homework to complete :)

[primal mirage]

im down if ur down

tmr? im in train rn

[drowsy crest]

bet

[real sable]

Short

[primal mirage]

i need download roblox tho

[cloud garnet]

so maybe did her homework or out of school

[real sable]

Dont

[drowsy crest]

bully children in roblox?

[primal mirage]

why not

we abt to bully furries in roblox

[stable mirage]

I don’t like Roblox

[cloud garnet]

so not 0-15

[primal mirage]

its deserved tho

[drowsy crest]

If I reply anything I will get timeouted

[primal mirage]

why will u get timeout

[drowsy crest]

bully children in minecraft

[broken portal]

Ok

[stable mirage]

I quit minceraft

[drowsy crest]

I get TO'ed for everything

[primal mirage]

LMAKOK

[drowsy crest]

only my man bast doesnt TO me

[primal mirage]

i see

[cloud garnet]

16-17 maybe 18-19

[drowsy crest]

Valorant

[stable mirage]

I hate valorant but I play it

[drowsy crest]

dont we all

[cloud garnet]

yes shes 5 yo guys

jk

[drowsy crest]

its a he bro

[stable mirage]

?!

[drowsy crest]

valorant elo?

[stable mirage]

like plat

[real sable]

Israel go boom boom

[cloud garnet]

if its a he why wouldnt he say his age

[drowsy crest]

agent

[restive storm]

Imagine playing valorant

[quick wharf]

[drowsy crest]

why ask me

[cloud garnet]

hmmm the mystery continues

[drowsy crest]

couldnt be me thats for sure

[stable mirage]

random bs I am trying to learn fade but I play raze and skye mostly

[quick wharf]

Hes 70 years old

[cloud garnet]

can I guess your age?

[drowsy crest]

pocket sage me :3

[gloomy carbon]

cat

[restive storm]

You're still at it💀

[drowsy crest]

no wait different servers 💀

[cloud garnet]

Im gonna make a challenge guess everyones age

[stable mirage]

w-why

[gloomy carbon]

why*

[drowsy crest]

because sage mommy

[stable mirage]

Sorry autocorrect

[real sable]

Heil spez

[quick wharf]

My age is between 20 and 22 ... Guess my age

[stable mirage]

13

[gloomy carbon]

21

[real sable]

20.99

[cloud garnet]

9+10?

[quick wharf]

Hahah

[drowsy crest]

heil this message has been removed by discord guidelines

[stable mirage]

omg !

[restive storm]

How does your autocorrect correct it to a stutter version

[real sable]

😠

[cloud garnet]

yep shes 16

[drowsy crest]

bobby fischer

[stable mirage]

I- I don’t know

[gloomy carbon]

fix chat

[drowsy crest]

omg what

[gloomy carbon]

not that hard

[stable mirage]

so ur gonna hit on me now

[gloomy carbon]

fix the mistakes

[cloud garnet]

I dont hit woman

[stable mirage]

I don’t know

[drowsy crest]

is it gay to sleep

[gloomy carbon]

yes

[stable mirage]

to be alive?

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestare you around 15?

[drowsy crest]

yes

[quick wharf]

Its gay to be gay

[drowsy crest]

yes

[gloomy carbon]

yes

[cloud garnet]

boom

[drowsy crest]

no

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[cloud garnet]

mic drop

[fiery yarrow]

is it gay to have a brain? i mean you're literally inside someone everytime

[gloomy carbon]

bisexual

[drowsy crest]

is it gay to drink water, why would drink the same fluid as another man

[quick wharf]

Its not just gays that are in someone

[drowsy crest]

🗿

[cloud garnet]

@stable miragewas I close?

[gloomy carbon]

its gay to see.

[fiery yarrow]

there are also someones who are in gays

[stable mirage]

you are within 3

[quick wharf]

Gays

[drowsy crest]

14 is my best guess

[cloud garnet]

15?

[gloomy carbon]

[quick wharf]

We have kids here

[drowsy crest]

on second thought I agree with sirius

[stable mirage]

maybe

[cloud garnet]

mic drop

[fiery yarrow]

fellas .. is it gay to be born ? i mean ur literally letting another man bring u into this world .. wit ur meat out

[cloud garnet]

whos next

[drowsy crest]

[gloomy carbon]

crys in german

[cloud garnet]

@fiery yarrowis around 14

[quick wharf]

Man

[real sable]

Bro loves miners

[stable mirage]

“your magic shall not save you”

[drowsy crest]

19

[fiery yarrow]

I'm 17 but i don't think you really care

[gloomy carbon]

i like helluva boss

[drowsy crest]

do you have a job

[stable mirage]

perhaps

[cloud garnet]

he talkes like 14 yo feels like his gonna do a joe mama joke

[drowsy crest]

adopt me

[stable mirage]

why

[real sable]

That roblox game sucks

[cloud garnet]

I was close

[fiery yarrow]

Sorry if you don't think my humor is as fun as a 17yo's

[drowsy crest]

because yes

[quick wharf]

I like how kings are pawns but free

[gloomy carbon]

helluva boss

[cloud garnet]

?

[drowsy crest]

fr

[gloomy carbon]

HELLUVA BOSS

S1 EP1 MUDER FAMILY

[quick wharf]

They only move one but move in all directions

[stable mirage]

hmmmm

[cloud garnet]

@upbeat viper when is the next chess update and will there be chess 2.0?

[gloomy carbon]

S1 EP2 LOLO LAND

[drowsy crest]

fair?

[quick wharf]

Someones knocking on my doorr aaahhhhh

[gloomy carbon]

S1 EP3 SPRING BROKEN

[drowsy crest]

FBI

[quick wharf]

Its 2 in the night

[gloomy carbon]

S1 EP4 C. H. E. R . U. B

[cloud garnet]

bro the king needs to take the red pill

[stable mirage]

I don’t feel the need to adopt you

[drowsy crest]

ayo bangladesh?

[gloomy carbon]

S1 EP5 HAVEST MOON

S1 EP6 TRUTH SEEKERS

S1 EP7 OZZIES

[cloud garnet]

now im gonna guess peoples ip address (jk)

[quick wharf]

I like how queen is a king but stronger

[drowsy crest]

:<

[gloomy carbon]

S1 EP8 UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[quick wharf]

India

[fiery yarrow]

192.168.123.132

[gloomy carbon]

S2 EP 1 THE CIRCUS

[grim edge]

|| ⏬
↗️ en passant jumpscare
||

[drowsy crest]

ah I was close, I think the time difference between where I live and india was 3 hours so I guessed

[quick wharf]

The gaydom

[drowsy crest]

off to work

[quick wharf]

Aah i see where do you live

[cloud garnet]

@fiery yarrow

[blazing creek]

It looks like a thing.........

[drowsy crest]

add 3 hours and search timezones

[gloomy carbon]

SONGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDB5eFskLBg

[grim edge]

shut

[stable mirage]

what thing

[drowsy crest]

indeed

[blazing creek]

Discord bot doesn't allow me to say that

[quick wharf]

Hmm 3 hrs means... Asian... Japan?

[drowsy crest]

a tank

[drowsy crest]

W

[stable mirage]

oh ok

[quick wharf]

Whoa

[drowsy crest]

I am kidding

💀

aint no japanese 16 yo gonna use discord lmao

[quick wharf]

Hahaha i know indo and philipines 1:30 hrs from india

[quick wharf]

Now that you mention it ive never met a japanese online

[drowsy crest]

I mean they do exist, just not between 16-18

[quick wharf]

Oh

[drowsy crest]

i think thats when their academics peak

[quick wharf]

I see

Thats new for me

[drowsy crest]

I am just making shit up

[quick wharf]

Lol

[drowsy crest]

1 more minute and I go to study

[hollow yacht]

maybe chess isn't super popular in japan?

[blazing creek]

Eew

[quick wharf]

Why not just go now

[drowsy crest]

idk

[quick wharf]

Nah like i havent met em anywhere

[hollow yacht]

wdym they're every where on insta snap...

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestbro beats people ...................................................in chess ban him

[drowsy crest]

my girlfriend is japanese (she is imaginary)

[quick wharf]

Oh im not on either

[hollow yacht]

how many Spotify accounts do u have 😭😭

[quick wharf]

Hahah

[cloud garnet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mNN4EP2ntLM?si=vvKolZejD2tBwkA3

[hollow yacht]

how do u communicate? :0

[drowsy crest]

one is mine, I used to use the other one which my friend owns because it had premium but then he got me premium and now I dont wanna remove his profile from my discord 💀

Bro is the real one

[quick wharf]

Whatsapp discord... I do use insta but only to text one friend lol

[cloud garnet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yl-_AeL5K90?si=jkh7_oHsOuktYAxH me after losing 2 games in a row

[hollow yacht]

damnn massive respect lowkey

[hollow yacht]

mhm i see

[ember idol]

yo

[hollow yacht]

yo

[ember idol]

i have a chess set i made

[drowsy crest]

I remember when we were kids we used to split the premium money and share the same account 💀

[ember idol]

anyone wanna see

[quick wharf]

Show

[ember idol]

alr lemme dm it

[cloud garnet]

@candid river https://youtube.com/shorts/HTlYyFhihjA?si=UK-II2SdMtX6_VY-

[ember idol]

i can’t send it in chat

[drowsy crest]

I could use it in the afternoon he would use it in the evening

[hollow yacht]

nah that wholesome asl bro is soo real for that

[hollow yacht]

DM me i'll send it here

[ember idol]

bet

[drowsy crest]

fr tho gang, hard to meet people like him

[hollow yacht]

also stop sending sigma grindset motivation 100 shorts here 😭😭💀

[ember idol]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

[drowsy crest]

"Redemption of the sigma"

[ember idol]

HES GONNA DO IT AGAIN

[drowsy crest]

LADS BE READY

HERE HE COMES

[cloud garnet]

does anyone here know how to solve a rubik's cube?

[ember idol]

yessir

[drowsy crest]

yes

[ember idol]

LET ME GURSS

LIFE IS A RUBIX CUBE YOU HAVE TO SOLVE IT

WATCH HIM SAY THAT

[cloud garnet]

how hard is it to learn this skill?

[drowsy crest]

not really

in 3 days

[cloud garnet]

I want to learn to do it

[ember idol]

not hard

k

[cloud garnet]

how did you both learn it?

[ember idol]

dj khalid

[hollow yacht]

@ember idol made these masterpieces

[ember idol]

don’t ask why but i found a random knife and i’m sharpening it

it looks cool

[cloud garnet]

the glass too?

[ember idol]

yes

i made it with my bare hands my friend

no i bought it tho

[cloud garnet]

the whole world?

[ember idol]

yessir

they call me god in the streets

[cloud garnet]

even the Universe?

[ember idol]

yes

[cloud garnet]

so its an unfinished project?

[ember idol]

yea

[cloud garnet]

like its still in progress

[ember idol]

still gotta add those stupid aliens

[cloud garnet]

and would never finish

[ember idol]

yea

well depends

i might end it couple days

really depends on how i’m feeling

[cloud garnet]

bro ended grammar

[ember idol]

in

[cloud garnet]

[ember idol]

btw

have u ever killed someone

honest question

[cloud garnet]

Batman never killes

[ember idol]

yes he dies

does

he killed his son

[cloud garnet]

who?

[viral epoch]

The night is darkest right before dawn

[hollow yacht]

yes and bet he doesn't pay his butler enough

[cloud garnet]

wdym

he lives in a mansion free food free electricity.......

and he gets money

Alfred is a millionaire

[last verge]

its been years and i still havent bothered with full 2lll

[grim edge]

oh bru

[cloud garnet]

yes

I saw the move

[grim edge]

there 💀

[cloud garnet]

nahh that wasnt the move

lier

[grim edge]

what

[cloud garnet]

what

[vital ether]

Do u guys see it

O nvm i dont have permission

[tacit spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/modcheck-gif-19633400

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

This is the Chess.com profile of bastouraa. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2072 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

28 away

[sharp galleon]

cringe smh

15+10 rapid is absolutely dead on cc

[cloud garnet]

1 move and the plan is gone

sad

[drowsy crest]

where is the problem?

its winning no matter what you do

[cloud garnet]

I premoved a game and it didnt work after 2 moves

lol

(against a bot)

[drowsy crest]

Rf6

wait

my bad

[tacit spoke]

somehow i have the every trusted role permission except the streaming

[drowsy crest]

Re7?

idk

your the white one here

no I meant your the american here, you should know if bozo is an insult word or not

I mean your white tho you should know

what?

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1146198572140871811/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[last verge]

me when i draw a lot of arrows

[drowsy crest]

damn you intermediates are confusing

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

This is the Chess.com profile of bastouraa. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2072 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[drowsy crest]

Nikaru hakamura

[upbeat viper]

am I intermediate ?

[last verge]

beginner

[drowsy crest]

above intermediate maybe

[upbeat viper]

duck

[last verge]

not above 2273 = beginner

[upbeat viper]

2k blitz when

[last verge]

already 2k blitz

[upbeat viper]

wth are you doing at 2k3 rapid

no

your peak is 1959

[last verge]

duck-with-a-top-hat

[upbeat viper]

oh.

[last verge]

smh

[upbeat viper]

ooh

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[upbeat viper]

false 2k3

I see

[last verge]

🗿

i had to beat a 2250 to get here that was real

[tacit spoke]

yo I have a question

[upbeat viper]

not as if it was hard

yep ?

[distant steppe]

yo i got a quick question, i'm making a logo for a school project. Which one is best left or right. It's a logo for a custom bicycle shop

[last verge]

[upbeat viper]

toss a coin

[regal spoke]

why cant i speak in the vc

[upbeat viper]

gotta be connected

[manic nova]

neither Well I think left

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[distant steppe]

I can't just do that. lol I need the opinion of people

[tacit spoke]

do you have some kind of tool as a mod to tell how long till i get the trusted role (how many hours left) i think is the 7th day in de server

[regal spoke]

guuuys

[upbeat viper]

use /trust

[nimble niche]

A perfect game always ends in a draw

[upbeat viper]

kek

anyway

bye chat

ily

[drowsy crest]

b~bye

blushes

[stable mirage]

what

[tacit spoke]

in the hell

[nova verge]

Heyo

[bold copper]

Hey

Oh im not ban wtf

[drowsy crest]

h~hi blushes

I should sleep 💀

wtf

[hasty iris]

BROI ACCIDENTALLY STARTED PUZZLE RUSH ON MY ALT 💀

[bold copper]

Omg fobby bischer i found hum!

[drowsy crest]

thats cool bro

[drowsy crest]

indeed you did my good sir

[hasty iris]

ruined

[bold copper]

What do you all thinks of rainbow people?

[nova verge]

How r u?

[nova verge]

U mean leprechauns??

[fiery yarrow]

the same of the shadow people

[bold copper]

Good and you?

[nova verge]

Tired but good I just ate dinner

[bold copper]

😂nah they are worst than shadow people bro

[fiery yarrow]

impossible

[bold copper]

No lgbtqifenwdu+36÷8+6

[fiery yarrow]

+36:8+6

[bold copper]

I mean did you ever saw a trans guy?

So what do you all thinks of the rainbow people?

Like for real

[manic nova]

you can just reset the score

[hasty iris]

TRUE thx

forgot that existed

[stable mirage]

hey~

[stable mirage]

imagine using an alt

[hasty iris]

i dont use it

it's for club management

[drowsy crest]

m~mommy

fyuck school in 2.5 hours

[drowsy crest]

Its past 12 am bro

[fiery yarrow]

i'm overly cringed

[unreal cosmos]

time zone diff 😔

[drowsy crest]

I would agree with you after I wake up

[drowsy crest]

not asian?

[unreal cosmos]

resident of the usa

[drowsy crest]

You know what a kilometer is?

[fiery yarrow]

idk i like feet though

[unreal cosmos]

NO RAHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

[fiery yarrow]

RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[spark kiln]

No, we speak in only freedom units

[drowsy crest]

ah man

i dont 💀

[stable mirage]

that wasn’t the impression I got

[drowsy crest]

hold up i can boost this message up

[drowsy crest]

I don't 😭

[stable mirage]

you missed a few 🔫

[drowsy crest]

her soul >> (thighs)

[unreal cosmos]

me when america 😭

[fiery yarrow]

what is america

i know only freedom and eagle

[unreal cosmos]

im not even an american i just live there dont ask me mate

[fiery yarrow]

I'm not even american and i don't even live there, i'm italian

[unreal cosmos]

italy 🔥

[fiery yarrow]

do you mean its fire or that it should burn

[fiery yarrow]

my favorite song

[unreal cosmos]

fire 😭

[drowsy crest]

makes the two of us

[fiery yarrow]

i would have agreed with both

[lethal siren]

I don’t really know how to cheat on chess, but this guy is claiming I did. Can someone please go through this and let me know?

Check out this #chess game: elilate vs stayple - https://www.chess.com/live/game/91060711945

[worn ice]

elilate (933) vs. stayple (953)

Move List

1. d4 d6 2. Bf4 Nf6 3. Nc3 g6 4. e4 Bg7 5. e5 dxe5 6. Bxe5 O-O 7. Bxf6 Bxf6 8. Nf3 Bg4 9. Ne2 Bxf3 10. gxf3 Nc6 11. c3 e5 12. d5 Ne7 13. c4 c6 14. d6 Nf5 15. c5 b6 16. Bh3 Nd4 17. Nxd4 exd4 18. cxb6 axb6 19. d7 Be5 20. Qd3 f5 21. Qe2 Qxd7 22. Qxe5 Rfe8 23. Qxe8+ Qxe8+ 24. Kd2 c5 25. Rhe1 Qb5 26. b3 Qb4+ 27. Kd1 Qc3 28. Rc1 Qd3# 

[unreal cosmos]

i’m sorry officer the rules of the road don’t apply when the solo from free bird is on

[drowsy crest]

Bro the way you wrote it i thought it was spam

[drowsy crest]

Yes your honor, pls leave my client for running over 7 children

[fiery yarrow]

just malding

[lethal siren]

My bad lol, I wanted to highlight it, I don’t wanna tag people

[unreal cosmos]

i was just feeling a bit patriotic 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥

[fiery yarrow]

america! f yeah!

[drowsy crest]

Patriotism manifest

[fiery bobcat]

Americans are scary

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[unreal cosmos]

yeehaw

[lethal siren]

He was trash imo, I completely outplayed him, but he keeps messaging me claiming I cheated.. I just wanna know why he’d think that

[drowsy crest]

I wanna go to america but I am scared I will get shot 😭

[fiery yarrow]

he's malding

[unreal cosmos]

me with britain

[drowsy crest]

I wanna meet my friend who went there 2 years ago

[fiery yarrow]

not if you wear an american cape

[drowsy crest]

yo chicken tikka masala

[fiery bobcat]

You will be fine, there is only like a 80% chance you'll get shot there

[lethal siren]

Fr

[drowsy crest]

I dont trust you

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[drowsy crest]

true

[fiery yarrow]

if you do this, should be good

[unreal cosmos]

im indian that’s me 🔥🔥🔥

[glossy radish]

hi chat

[fiery yarrow]

omg biryani

[drowsy crest]

wait

[unreal cosmos]

let’s gooooooo

[drowsy crest]

wrong audio my bad

[fiery yarrow]

i know only pizza and pasta

and lasagna

[unreal cosmos]

holy cannoli

[fiery yarrow]

never ate indian food

https://tenor.com/view/john-jesus-gif-18599260

[fiery yarrow]

this india?

[unreal cosmos]

i literally did this the other day

[fiery yarrow]

being a train??

[drowsy crest]

I can confirm I was the train

[unreal cosmos]

yup 🥰

[fiery yarrow]

why did you stop

[unreal cosmos]

i was scared the indian would hit me 😔

[rotund field]

Meow

[fiery yarrow]

real

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-penguin-gif-21839111

[rotund field]

Holy guacamole

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-holy-moly-gif-25041694

[glossy radish]

throw phone out window

[unreal cosmos]

no more problems 🥳

[stable mirage]

nyaaa

[rotund field]

Don't talk to me ever

[stable mirage]

lava.

[stable mirage]

why not UwU

[rotund field]

Disgraceful

[unreal cosmos]

:3

[drowsy crest]

Based

[unreal cosmos]

shiver me timbers

[rotund field]

Yea you better be scared bucko

[unreal cosmos]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/892764442775912541/931775659569717290/914477445279809556.gif

[drowsy crest]

ngl, considering how I am irl, I am gonna get shot any time of the day

[rotund field]

I've lived in America for 17 years and never seen someone get shot

👍

[drowsy crest]

where in america

[fiery yarrow]

impossible

[unreal cosmos]

are you really that bad irl 😭

[rotund field]

California for 11, Washington for 6

[drowsy crest]

I am not bad, I just dont let myself be bored 💀

[stable mirage]

hmmmm

[drowsy crest]

I would just go ask a stranger to play in an arcade with me

[rotund field]

don't

[fiery yarrow]

not him jokingly breaking into someone's house out of pure boredom

[drowsy crest]

💀

[unreal cosmos]

arcades are dead over here 😔

[stable mirage]

asking a stranger to play with you??

[drowsy crest]

some sorta game

[drowsy crest]

yes

[stable mirage]

just sit at the chessboard and play with yourself

much easier

[drowsy crest]

I do that too

[rotund field]

It's amazing

[fiery yarrow]

yeah, i also get aroused by chessboards

[stable mirage]

wdym

[rotund field]

Them edges

[fiery yarrow]

nothing

[tacit spoke]

would rather play with myself

[fiery yarrow]

they all damn fine

those openings

dayum

[rotund field]

Colle system 🤤

[fiery yarrow]

COLLE SYSTEM 💀

i am a black piece enjoyer

[rotund field]

don't say it like that 😍

[light cosmos]

Who loves chess

[fiery yarrow]

im bad at it but i still do

[drowsy crest]

you came into the wrong server to ask that

[rotund field]

Hell no

[drowsy crest]

no one likes chess here

[rotund field]

Fck chess it's ass

[light cosmos]

💀

[unreal cosmos]

ew what

[rotund field]

Would rather visit north korea

[fiery yarrow]

go play checkers

[rotund field]

who the hell plays chess bruh

[orchid bay]

CHESS

[drowsy crest]

play tic tac toe

[rotund field]

what a stupid question

[light cosmos]

Lol

[orchid bay]

car stop hating on my favorite game

[fiery yarrow]

CHEESE

[rotund field]

☠️☠️

[rotund field]

No yours is subway surfer

[light cosmos]

Does anyone like chess960?

[orchid bay]

[fiery yarrow]

i like turtules

[light cosmos]

I like my chair

[fiery yarrow]

just noticed the apple logo

[rotund field]

🗿

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-sunny-balls-gif-24609350

[abstract thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-bouncing-chungus-get-real-get-fake-gif-18099820

[rotund field]

🥵

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/stormblazer-sonic-wave-sonic-wave-storm-gif-23367977

[abstract thistle]

better than chess

[candid river]

Hiya

[rotund field]

Sonic Waves of depression

[light cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-cricket-balls-cricket-rubbish-blarney-gif-26393544

[fiery yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsappanicolas-gif-25654099

[rotund field]

Hi, we're normal

[unreal cosmos]

wait i literally have a thing for this

[abstract thistle]

la boissant est coleur du whats app

[candid river]

First time in this server 💀

[fiery yarrow]

WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO STOP

[fiery yarrow]

LMASDOOASOASOAOAO

[abstract thistle]

HAHAHAHHAHA NO WAY

[fiery yarrow]

i hope it's your last, not because i hate you but because i care for you

[abstract thistle]

@unreal cosmos

[rotund field]

I'm a hater, I hope it's your last

[candid river]

Same bro same

[light cosmos]

What’s everyone’s opinion on checkers

[candid river]

Chess >

[rotund field]

Exquisite

[unreal cosmos]

😨

[fiery yarrow]

better than chess

[rotund field]

Amazing game, love checkers

[light cosmos]

Love both games

I first played checkers

💀 bro how do you even play that

[rotund field]

Checkers pieces are more friendly to eat

[unreal cosmos]

throw ball