💬〡general-off-topic

[radiant frost]

The best move is asking for draw

[bright eagle]

Ke6?

[nimble niche]

then you'd miss your chance to win

this was from a Bronstein game where he won as black from this position

[radiant frost]

I don't wanna win just take a draw

But rook takes b3 seems right

[bright eagle]

a8 is the bottom right corner, right?

[nimble niche]

If you mean b3, yes that's the best move

[primal mirage]

rb3 probs

[nimble niche]

Rxb3 is the only winning move

[radiant frost]

Yes b3

[primal mirage]

its still not clear cut after axb3 a2 bxa2 rxa2 rd2 rxd2 kxd2

but i suppose you have opposition pushing king backwards

[bright eagle]

Idk if its a false positive though

[primal mirage]

ah wait nvm maybe just ra1 since a file is closed

[nimble niche]

you don't play Rxd2

just play Ra1 and grab the pawns

[merry gate]

Easy

@upper nexus what happened I thought you was gonna beat me??

[upper nexus]

You lost that game tbh

[primal mirage]

ye i said after

[merry gate]

I WON WITH SCREENSHOTS LOL

[upper nexus]

Timeouts don't count when I'm smoking you

[nimble niche]

if Kxb3, just play Rb6 and grab all the pawns

[primal mirage]

i thought some b4 ra6 c5 was quicker but i think u win that

[merry gate]

LOL YOU WASNT SMOKING SHIT?

[primal mirage]

thats a free win, he ll defo play axb3

[upper nexus]

According to game reviews I beat you in both the opening and middle game lol

@merry gate

[merry gate]

Nope

I have a screenshot of me smashing you lol

Rematch then? Or still traumatised

[upper nexus]

Let's see

[nimble niche]

Bronstein's opponent was a GM

[grim edge]

Rb2 kb2 rb7 then rook take bishop

[merry gate]

So no rematch causs you got slammed? Right

[primal mirage]

who was white who black?

[nimble niche]

You can't win the bishop if white holds onto it

[grim edge]

Didn't saw ka2

[nimble niche]

White was Stefan Brzozka and black was David Bronstein

[upper nexus]

Tomorrow I'm to tired rn I feel satisfied enough

[tribal silo]

Anyone down to rapid games or blitz

[merry gate]

You lost

[grim edge]

@upper nexus what's your elo

[primal mirage]

damn, white saw it?

[upper nexus]

You lost both the opening in middlegame to me you only want the end game by timeout LOL

[upper nexus]

1600 in rapid

[nimble niche]

White missed Rxb3 but black saw it

[merry gate]

@cinder sky is this what he did to you? I beat him lol and he's saying he beat me even tho I have screenshots

[primal mirage]

i assume they did, but endgames usually low on time so might have played a haste move

[grim edge]

What's your username

[primal mirage]

Yeahh Damn,

[merry gate]

@upper nexus stay angry and mad?

[cinder sky]

idk hes odd

[primal mirage]

tough, ig drawn in the end since white will just put their rook back

[upper nexus]

@cinder sky check the game review and see how I smashed him in both the opening and middle game

[nimble niche]

White just sacked an exchange for what he thought was a fortress only to have black sac on b3

[cinder sky]

no thanks

[upper nexus]

Bros biased imao

[cinder sky]

?

[tribal silo]

Whats ur user

[upper nexus]

EthanWpk

[cinder sky]

im watching a show stop pinging me g

[tribal silo]

Ok

Yikes

[grim edge]

Connect your account by /connect

[upper nexus]

What

[primal mirage]

lmao

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/EthanWpk

[upper nexus]

It looks worse then is

[tribal silo]

Idk 💀

[upper nexus]

I swear

[tribal silo]

Anyone down to play chess any mode

[grim edge]

I'll

[upper nexus]

I was 1649 like two days ago

[grim edge]

Ok

[upper nexus]

Goodnight my friends

[viral epoch]

I hate the fact that my bullet is my highest rating

[viral epoch]

Nighty night

Rest well

[stable mirage]

vienna moment

[upper nexus]

Lol I'm probably not I stayed up way too late

[wintry scarab]

https://www.chess.com/live/game/91180181033

[worn ice]

uday_jagad (988) vs. 333ozgun333 (996)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. f4 d5 3. d3 e6 4. e5 c5 5. d4 Nc6 6. Nf3 f6 7. Bb5 Bd7 8. O-O a6 9. Bxc6 Bxc6 10. Be3 fxe5 11. dxe5 d4 12. Bd2 c4 13. c3 dxc3 14. Nxc3 Bc5+ 15. Kh1 Ne7 16. Qe2 Bxf3 17. Rxf3 Nf5 18. Qxc4 Qxd2 19. Qxe6+ Ne7 20. Rd1 Qxb2 21. Qd7+ Kf7 22. e6+ Kf6 23. Ne4+ Kf5 24. Nxc5 Rhd8 25. Rd5+ Kf6 26. Ne4+ Kg6 27. f5+ Kh6 28. Rh3# 

[grim edge]

Vienna is good or bad?

For 1600

Or higher

[stable mirage]

I really can’t recommend it but ur technically in an equal position so it’s fine

[grim edge]

Which opening do you recommend

[stable mirage]

evans or scotch gambit

[wintry scarab]

Bro you are talking about Vienna Gambit which was made for white?

[tribal silo]

Caro kann only

[grim edge]

Yea

[stable mirage]

if ur going to play an equal gambit at least choose one that’s hard to refute

[tribal silo]

Caro kann or bong cloud great choices

[grim edge]

Ook

[stable mirage]

yep solid f tier choices

[tribal silo]

You mean triple s 5 star tier

[primal mirage]

Reti reverse benoni

might aswell play it w a move more

[stable mirage]

I literally use caro as a handicap

[primal mirage]

💀💀💀

That comment will upset a community

[tribal silo]

Well e4 is a scary monster

[wintry scarab]

You can check webbix matches it almost means a most of game play with Vienna Gambit and it reaches 1900 Elo rapid so I would think Vienna Gambit is best

One time check his matches and analyze it of (webbix)

[stable mirage]

900 higher rapid than blitz 💀

[tulip lichen]

if i become a legend will you guys be proud of me

[primal mirage]

bros ... huh how ...

unless he dont play bullet and blitz

;-;

[wintry scarab]

It was not my account that account username in discord is @sterile tusk

[primal mirage]

damn

[tribal silo]

Anyone down to play some chess games like blitz or rapid

[sterile tusk]

Hi

[tulip lichen]

897 higher

[primal mirage]

im ngl

how are u 900 higher in rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> webbix7

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Rapid: 1907 (peak)
Blitz: 1014 (1112 peak)
Bullet: 1148 (1268 peak)

[wintry scarab]

@grim edge this man was asking Vienna is good for playing in 1600 rapid so I recommend and I have said this about you

[primal mirage]

💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

Hm

[wintry scarab]

@sterile tusk I have written this and recommended

[primal mirage]

Hm

[sterile tusk]

Yea its playable but i actually would recommend to switch to another opening at some point.. but Vienna is 100% playable

I Play the Queens Gambit now and Like it much more, its about if u like positional Games or not

[sterile tusk]

Im trash in blitz 😭

Idk why but I am

[primal mirage]

Which vienna u gonn play, hybrid qf3 or nf3?

[remote light]

noob question. however is an 800 rating okay for someone who has been playing for 3-4 months?

[grim edge]

Yea

[primal mirage]

everyone grows differently. It's not bad

[wintry scarab]

Now I m also playing Vienna Gambit but I don't understand if the opponent don't accept Vienna game than also it was written like this

Why it doesn't write Caro kann & Vienna Gambit

[sterile tusk]

I Always played the Gambit or went to the Guicco Piano Game but there we're better variations

[primal mirage]

cuz it transitions

its not a vienna anymore

[stable mirage]

you should be able to easily get like 1600 even if you are literal garbage at blitz

[remote light]

ok, i found an opening that works for me, so i went from 600-800 within like a couple weeks

[primal mirage]

nice

[wintry scarab]

This is saying king Gambit accepted

[primal mirage]

fr bro, 900 rating diff ...

[sterile tusk]

Yea probably but i Always Play 1 Blitz Game, lose to a 1000 elo and go rapid again

[primal mirage]

u gotta up ur game, even when playing without a mouse it wouldnt be a 900 diff

[sterile tusk]

This isnt the Vienna

[primal mirage]

its nc3

[sterile tusk]

Vienna is e4 E5 Nc3

[primal mirage]

E4 e5 nc3 nf6

[remote light]

im only playing 5 minute blitz, feel like its enough time, however sometimes i run out

[grim edge]

Nc3

[primal mirage]

f4

[sterile tusk]

Watch Gothamchess Video its good @wintry scarab

[primal mirage]

mahbe try 10

[grim edge]

Maybe try 30 min

[sterile tusk]

For beginners especialy a Higher time controll is important

[wintry scarab]

Ok 👍

[wintry scarab]

In my mind it was like that this is Vienna game

[radiant frost]

So 3 minute blitz is good then

[viral epoch]

Viena

[wintry scarab]

Than also I have learned for white

King Gambit
Vienna Gambit

[primal mirage]

💀💀💀💀💀

something isnt adding up

ur just using the vienna theory in a kings gambit, doesnt mean u learned both 💀

[viral epoch]

I play mirrored center pawns when playing as black

e4?

[sterile tusk]

Right now i get alot better by just analyzing my games and watching yt videos based on the mistakes i do

[viral epoch]

e5

d4? d5

[sterile tusk]

Umm

[primal mirage]

e4 e5 nc3 nf6 f4 d5

dxe5 nxe4

[wintry scarab]

I have not learned properly for 3 or 5 min blitz game but I can play for rapid Vienna or king Gambit properly 👍

[primal mirage]

I see

[drowsy lodge]

eHow many North Koreans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[stable mirage]

#1006369257040388238 message

[wintry scarab]

Will you play a rapid match

[drowsy lodge]

None. The Supreme Leader says we are okay to be in the dark.

[drowsy lodge]

Yes, of course my great sir

[wintry scarab]

I don't want to play with you 😄

[tribal silo]

Anyone down for rapid games

[primal mirage]

wdym?

cant rn, after uni maybe, im in a lecture

[jagged cedar]

WISH YOU LUCKK

[primal mirage]

thx, xD

[wintry scarab]

Ok but can you say your username I want to check your matches

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 2400 (2437 peak)
Blitz: 2414 (2492 peak)
Bullet: 2408 (2503 peak)

[foggy sage]

can anyone game review for me

[sterile tusk]

Damn 2400

Thats insane

How Long have you been playing for to reach that

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)

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Rapid: 2404 (peak)
Blitz: 2400 (2522 peak)
Bullet: 2541 (2877 peak)

[primal mirage]

rn been playing for 12 years

[sterile tusk]

Why are yall 2400 xD

[primal mirage]

but i took a few years break in total

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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Rapid: 2223 (peak)
Blitz: 2309 (2317 peak)
Bullet: 2311 (2358 peak)

[stable mirage]

not 2400 😔

[primal mirage]

i was 2400 like 3 years ago too xd

[sterile tusk]

So im the low elo here 💀

[primal mirage]

sheesh 2800 bullet is diffy ngl

[sterile tusk]

I have been playing for a few month now

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> webbix7

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Rapid: 1907 (peak)
Blitz: 1014 (1112 peak)
Bullet: 1148 (1268 peak)

[cinder sky]

https://i.imgur.com/czTBSH3.png

[drowsy lodge]

AYO

[cinder sky]

you were a consistent 1500 and jumped up to 1900 in the span of a few days? How did you do that @sterile tusk

[primal mirage]

violated

[sterile tusk]

I started taking chess serious

Few hours per day

[primal mirage]

i wouldnt take that personally ngl ...

[sterile tusk]

Just btw if u think im cheating Check all my Games, many ppl alr said im probably cheating

I started Jannuary as a 400 elo and then Made this new acc a while later

[tribal silo]

What is your rating

[grim edge]

:3c

[stable mirage]

:3

[primal mirage]

well ngl its a bit weird bcuz ur blitz and bullet so low while rapid 900 higher but its possible i guess

[cinder sky]

[sterile tusk]

Yea i probably should start grinding blitz

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ben Dover (shmooolik)

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Rapid: 2174 (2251 peak)
Blitz: 1772 (1838 peak)
Bullet: 1613 (1804 peak)

[primal mirage]

yhats 300-400

[cinder sky]

your blitz and bullet isnt 900 lower

[primal mirage]

his peak diff is 900

happens, good days maybe lot of improvement etc.

I did +200 in 3 days

But cuz i had a 2 year break and rating dropped 200 xd

[foggy sage]

i finally got my second account approved

[primal mirage]

all i did was get back i started from

[cinder sky]

@grim edge accept my challenge

[tulip lichen]

bro i'm stuck at 850

damn it

[cinder sky]

are you not shmooolik

[sterile tusk]

Cuz i also nearly only Play rapid

Never focused on blitz

I will soon go for otb tournaments too

[grim edge]

im in class

[broken drum]

Same

[jagged cedar]

WISH YOU LUCKK

[jagged cedar]

WISH YOU LUCKKK TOOO

[acoustic mason]

Hi in class im harp

[broken drum]

Yo I wanna ask someth

[jagged cedar]

HIIII

[grim edge]

gg

[grim edge]

hi fujer

[broken drum]

So my class was divided by like teams for presentation

[jagged cedar]

HIII

[stable mirage]

uwu

[broken drum]

Last night they were talking about printing everything needed for the presentation

And I wasn't there so they tagged me

After like 5 times I finally see the chat but I got kicked from the group

[novel moss]

💀💀

[broken drum]

I already did like the first part of the presentation

And helped with the production

And there was this one girl that didn't even do anything

[dusty lintel]

theres a reason i hate group works

[broken drum]

And I'm the one that gets kicked out

I even tried to chat them back

But apparently I asked my friend (also in the same group)

He said that they litteraly agreed on leaving me on read

Even though I begged them to put me back

[acoustic mason]

I had a group project for my degree. I did 90% of the work and ended up handing everyone a high grade for free. Group stuff shouldn't be graded it's way too easy to exploit if you're lazy

[broken drum]

Am I in the wrong here?

[dusty lintel]

no

[broken drum]

There is one more assignment that we needed to do, so they decided to do it one day before the deadline

At nightime even

[merry gate]

Yo

Leon that's my name 😭

[broken drum]

Ey

[digital kayak]

im on a roll right now

[digital phoenix]

simp

[broken drum]

They're in sorta of a circle

I'm kinda of an outcast so it is what it is

[digital phoenix]

snitch to the teacher

[broken drum]

They're more of the type "peaked in highschool" but maybe it's just my notion

[broken drum]

I was gonna do it tomorrow when it's the subjects time

[digital phoenix]

do it when theyre not around

so they dont know

[broken drum]

Eh I feel like the teacher will have more confidence in me if I speak alongside them

[digital phoenix]

fair

[jagged cedar]

Ohh okii

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

3:<

[sterile tusk]

Bro just straight up Put his Queen in jail

[digital phoenix]

big plays

[tribal silo]

Anyone like 1900 who wants to play some rapid

[rough dome]

Is simping on your cousin bad🫥

[primal mirage]

tf

[sterile tusk]

Im just not Made for Blitz 😭

[rough dome]

🫥

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2257 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2251 (peak)

[nimble niche]

why is it that i always get stuck then once in a while i have a eureka moment?

[sterile tusk]

My 900 elo opponents play 90 accuracy...

[merry gate]

Prob stockfish users on new accs

[merry gate]

I'm the opposite lol I'm made for blitz but rapid and bullet I'm trash lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Leon Johal (leonking6000)

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Rapid: 744
Blitz: 1939 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 105 (1069 peak)

[sterile tusk]

Yo wtf

[stable mirage]

truly

ok but the bullet is obviously sandbagging

[leaden raft]

[stable mirage]

and ngl so is the rapid

[leaden raft]

what does sandbagging mean

[stable mirage]

lowering rating on purpose

[merry gate]

Whats sandbaggin

[leaden raft]

what if you just don't play the other modes buh

[merry gate]

How do i have a lower rating on purpose lol

[leaden raft]

[merry gate]

I cba to grind it

[stable mirage]

100

[merry gate]

One game and I lose like 200 elo istfg

Imma get 2000 in blitz then grind rapid icl

I'm 60 elo off 😡

[leaden raft]

[merry gate]

Ikr

[leaden raft]

wait

[merry gate]

Vert 1v1 then back it up

I'll be on later

[leaden raft]

is the amount of elo you gain dependant on your elo in all 3 modes?

[merry gate]

No

[jovial vector]

if this is the answer promoting to a horsey this is such a cool puzzle

[merry gate]

That's why I said I'll be on later

[leaden raft]

then why does winning blitz give like +60 elo

[jovial vector]

oh nvm its not he can step to e2 instead after😔

[merry gate]

For me I get 6-10 every win

[leaden raft]

im 700 rapid and 160 blitz because I don't play much and every win or loss is +-60

[nimble niche]

why are you using your phone then?

[merry gate]

Once you get higher elo the gain slows down

[leaden raft]

[nimble niche]

oh do you mean online classical?

[leaden raft]

makes sense

[drowsy crest]

[nimble niche]

nobody plays that

[stable mirage]

uwu

[merry gate]

Bros grinding some onlin3 classical!

[drowsy crest]

Evening

[leaden raft]

[nimble niche]

im so shit at chess

[willow elbow]

any ideas on capturing it

[drowsy crest]

Isn't it like 3am wtf 💀

[stable mirage]

2

[nimble niche]

why am i so shit at bullet?

[merry gate]

I beat magnus 🤓

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2257 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2251 (peak)

[drowsy crest]

Messed up sleep schedule

[stable mirage]

doesn’t matter to me

[merry gate]

Damnn that's good

[drowsy crest]

No school 💀

[stable mirage]

whar

[nimble niche]

oh you meant icy when you said cm

[cinder sky]

I knew i was worse but i didnt know i was just completely losing
I need to learn when this ra2 qa1 stuff is good

[nimble niche]

you could've just specified

[silver patio]

bro why is everyone in this server cracked at chess

[cinder sky]

Should not have played so fast in opening

[silver patio]

i'm still at 1100 😭

[drowsy crest]

Lucky 😭

[drowsy lodge]

A man's nightmare

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> CM Jesse Zafirakos (icy)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2404 (peak)
Blitz: 2400 (2522 peak)
Bullet: 2541 (2877 peak)

[silver patio]

tf

[nimble niche]

rapid is my lowest rating for the first time ever, i believe

[drowsy lodge]

im still 3200 blitz

[silver patio]

sheeesh

[cinder sky]

Lol

[merry gate]

Famn

[nimble niche]

rapid has never been my lowest tc before but now it is

[silver patio]

that's so sadge

[drowsy lodge]

CM

[merry gate]

Link it then

[drowsy lodge]

heard of a joke

bro too that too for real

[merry gate]

I was joking bro

[drowsy lodge]

did you lose son?

[nimble niche]

when i'm completely losing, i just throw all my pieces at my opponent's king and i somehow win some of the times

[cinder sky]

Kb7 when wdym

Oh yea to defend the knight

[nimble niche]

i got a winning position against gauri on stream once and threw it to make a draw

[drowsy crest]

I just saw the thickest spider

[cinder sky]

yes, also u shouldn’t have premoved bxc6
at first i thought u had Nh3+ but then i realised just Qxh3 and i’m threatening Ne7 fork

[nimble niche]

i won against lance once and he blocked me because he thought i cheated

[cinder sky]

gg

[nimble niche]

i also have a 3.5-3.5 score against lightning on stream because he was reading chat

[jagged cedar]

IS THAT GOOD IF SO GOOD JOBB

[severe oxide]

is this rizz?

[sterile tusk]

Hi

Finally Home from school, only had 2 hours

[stable mirage]

cha rizz

[merry gate]

^

[drowsy lodge]

any 1500000-200000000000 wanna duel

[sterile tusk]

Oh 💀

[drowsy lodge]

Galicia is at war?

[merry gust]

tf2

Isn’t Israel anti Islam

[drowsy lodge]

ur in israel

[drowsy crest]

Dm me any photo and I will set it as my pfp

[sterile tusk]

When i had homeschooling i Always played Minecraft/Fortnite and when i Heard my Name i was like "yea i got connection Problems"

[merry gust]

oh

[drowsy lodge]

why not flee the country

[merry gust]

you need money

[drowsy lodge]

Good luck hope you survive

i wont survive

[merry gust]

And also moving overseas cost more than my organs

[drowsy lodge]

u dont have any

[merry gust]

Real

imma sell my whole body

[drowsy lodge]

what if a drug addict wants to sell their organs

[merry gust]

did you know if you placed all your veins in a straight line

You would die?

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-25857002

[drowsy lodge]

yeah be a women, destory your rep and never get a job, but it would be easier to flash the camera for a 10th of a nanosecond and get millions per yr

[jagged cedar]

What

[drowsy lodge]

not funny

[jagged cedar]

What i dont get it

I DIDNT GET THE JOKE

[drowsy lodge]

thats like north korean food

[drowsy lodge]

that wasnt a joke it was a statement

[jagged cedar]

Oh

I still dont get it IS ONLYFANS LIKE A CHESS SITE TOO

[drowsy lodge]

sorry my main language is

[jagged cedar]

O what

[drowsy lodge]

Korean

[jagged cedar]

OH THATS OKI 'v'

[jagged cedar]

Ohh OKIII

[drowsy lodge]

I'm currently in North korea finishing up my studies

[jagged cedar]

Wait what

[jagged cedar]

Aww thats sad

[jagged cedar]

BUT HOW

Really north korea

[drowsy crest]

Indeed

[merry gust]

I love balls

[drowsy lodge]

Jesus

[merry gust]

Wait-

[jagged cedar]

WHAT JESUS is everything oki

[drowsy crest]

Wha-

[jagged cedar]

What

Wait im confused whats wrong with liking bowling balls

[drowsy lodge]

North korea is good

[jagged cedar]

I AM GOOD AT BOWLING

[jagged cedar]

WELL OKIII

[drowsy lodge]

im having a lot of fun, not leaving, entraped no freedom, very very fun

[jagged cedar]

AND THATS AMAZINGGG

[drowsy lodge]

thats what someone would say if they were bad

[jagged cedar]

Ohh oki then i wish you luckk

[jagged cedar]

NO THEY ARE GOOD

NO

He is good

[drowsy lodge]

im like 1000

[jagged cedar]

NO YOU DONT

[jagged cedar]

GOOD JOB

But ye LONDON YOU ARENT BAD AT CHESS

[drowsy lodge]

My old age is catching up to me,

[jagged cedar]

WHY

[drowsy lodge]

im like 98

98 years young

[jagged cedar]

I thought you said is catching up not already catched up

WHAT

Wait is that a image

No WHAT

A glitch OKII

BUT HOW

[lime lava]

Rélo guys

[jagged cedar]

HIII RELO

[lime lava]

[jagged cedar]

OKI YOUR TOO COOL I UNDRRSTAND

'^'

[rough dome]

🥱

[lime lava]

Yes

[rough dome]

Age 23☠️

[grim edge]

Anyone else going to play in the lcel and lcwl

[lime lava]

Qf6 discovered attack on the bishop

Bro analysed it

[drowsy crest]

When is your age thing

That

Birthday yes

[stable jungle]

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[drowsy crest]

Oh same lmao

Early or late april

[silver patio]

age thing

[shadow oyster]

cr

[upbeat viper]

Yo

[sharp terrace]

I'd like to address somethint

Nolan is overrated

[ebon ruin]

Who wants to verse me @everyone

[sharp terrace]

Do you know who Nolan is?

[ebon ruin]

no

[flat gyro]

nolan deez nuts

[grim edge]

No land

[ebon ruin]

cool

[coral quartz]

Who's nolan

[ebon ruin]

but does anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

Roblox

Deez nuts

[ebon ruin]

bruh

[coral quartz]

K 15 rapid

[ebon ruin]

ok

[coral quartz]

Chekko maito

[drowsy crest]

Ah mine is early

[toxic valley]

Can you even do fork with king

[grim edge]

Yea

[flat gyro]

intimidation tactic

[ebon ruin]

#💬〡chess-talk

[flat gyro]

chess is a battle of the minds after all

[grim edge]

@flat gyro play me

[iron barn]

chess is war

[grim edge]

Bishop not rook

[flat gyro]

who is you?

[grim edge]

Me is me

[flat gyro]

you are impostor

[grim edge]

No

[flat gyro]

where is the real dingo

[drowsy crest]

)

[grim edge]

@drowsy crest

[drowsy crest]

Time to sleep

[grim edge]

Did you watch that video

[flat gyro]

no

[drowsy crest]

Sleep

[indigo rose]

nah

[severe oxide]

Lmfao

[grim edge]

1 stack

[nimble niche]

when shirov sacs his pieces, they always work but when i do it, it never works

[indigo rose]

lmao

[grim edge]

If rook was on D5 then it is not

[flat gyro]

ez win

the uwus were crucial to my success

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[boreal cosmos]

[flat gyro]

the first step to any new beginner wanting to get into chess is

[grim edge]

Ohhh

[indigo rose]

is??

[flat gyro]

and then you

[nimble niche]

the dirty tricks

[minor gazelle]

how do I play chess

[flat gyro]

and after a while you can start

[lime lava]

White is completely lost here

[indigo rose]

i hate it when people dont finish their

[flat gyro]

their king is lost 😔

king goes on vacation never comes back

[flat gyro]

i too hate it when my partner doesn't let me finish

[grim edge]

Oook

[lime lava]

Nxd5

[grim edge]

Be3

[grim edge]

Check

[flat gyro]

i just had a semantic satiation moment

[grim edge]

Illegal

[lime lava]

Your mom is illegal

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

How

[indigo rose]

blackburne?

[nimble niche]

talking about chess?

[lime lava]

Take the rook

[nimble niche]

nerds

[indigo rose]

im so happy with the progress im making! (I stopped chess consistently for 2 months)

[toxic valley]

Doing fried liver attack

[lime lava]

You are 2200 get outta here

Nerd

[nimble niche]

im 300

[toxic valley]

I am so happy about that i am no longer <500

[nimble niche]

a 600 once saw my game and said that it was played by a 300 because i play wayward queen

[grim edge]

@lime lava teach me chess

[lime lava]

Play d4
Take knights
Checkmate

[toxic valley]

I had serious beef with that checkmate

[primal mirage]

frfr

[toxic valley]

That led me to lose about 200 rating

[primal mirage]

💀💀💀

thats tough

[torpid badge]

My 100 elo brain: plays some random move
Chess: Absolutely brilliant

[tawdry sluice]

is off topic allowed?

[stuck kestrel]

#💬〡trusted-off-topic

[lament jacinth]

Why not just free rook

[lament jacinth]

No one uses that

[stuck kestrel]

thats the stupidest shit ive seen

[primal mirage]

idk why my opponent maining that opening

yeah ...

idk, i completely destroyed him though

He had didnt get above +0.5 the whole gane

And lost everything

Yeah idk, he had 60% winrate w that opening

Iirc, cuz i was in vc here while he did that LOL

FR 😭😭

idk

yeah XDD, giving out free moves

altho ud be surprised, us 2400 hang rooks out of nowhere

idk ppl just dont know ig or suck

Thats tough

[primal mirage]

cant im in lecture

ill do when home

[primal fern]

go to #💬〡trusted-off-topic

[primal mirage]

few days ago i played against nigel short

[tawdry sluice]

thx

[primal mirage]

was a tough loss ngl 💀

[lament jacinth]

Dead channel

[flat gyro]

omg im almost 1700 rapid

[primal fern]

true

[grim edge]

lowkey general is basically general off topic

sometimes even more off topic

Ong i am 1200

@grim edge momy

[flat gyro]

HE RESIGNED AHAHAHHAHAH

IM 1700 !!

[lament jacinth]

Cheater

[grim edge]

I have 2 mom

[primal mirage]

-;

[grim edge]

huh why

[lament jacinth]

NUH UH

[primal mirage]

paid actor

[grim edge]

bro im not ur mom holy shit are you annoying

[flat gyro]

he didn't see that there is a queen trade

[primal mirage]

damn tough

[grim edge]

No

[flat gyro]

ne2 rxq and then ng3+ wins the queen

[lament jacinth]

Aren't you a guy ?? 😭

[grim edge]

HUH?!

[primal fern]

how long have you played chess?

[grim edge]

Ong momy is guy

[primal fern]

oh nice about 7 for me

[flat gyro]

whoaaa

we have a prodigy??

[grim edge]

1 for me

[grim edge]

omg im trans guy now?

[lament jacinth]

U used to tell people you're a guy I swear

[flat gyro]

omg you must be so good

[primal mirage]

otb >> online

[flat gyro]

coach meee

[grim edge]

Ong my momy is trans

[grim edge]

WHERE NAH U R TRIPPIN

[primal fern]

?

[primal mirage]

rn online so much easier tho

[flat gyro]

!

[primal mirage]

Used tochave to play long friendly games w notations to learn from owncgames

[grim edge]

Im sure he's a guy

[primal mirage]

more time

or distraction online

[flat gyro]

its the opposite for me 😔

[primal mirage]

or both

[grim edge]

@flat gyro go search from: calliope4344 guy u cant see shet

[grim edge]

Your pfp is delicious

[primal mirage]

in long games online im just gonn watch yt istg

[grim edge]

I know men, i know

[primal mirage]

Lmao

just practice getting swifty

[grim edge]

why am i getting gaslighted😭

[grim edge]

LOOOOL

[primal mirage]

ayo catfish

ladies and gents, we gottem

[grim edge]

Bro got exposed

[primal mirage]

Vote for kick

[grim edge]

what i cant find that 😭

[primal mirage]

At 9 am GMT + 2 Tmr

[flat gyro]

real

[grim edge]

In sure you are a guy, like, you have everything bro, discord, anime pic, weird name

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-gif-21291701

[flat gyro]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/403430502565937174.webp?size=48&name=blobsweat~1&quality=lossless

[primal mirage]

bros fleeing the scene

[grim edge]

YALL R GASLIGHTING ME ABT MY GENDER 😭

[primal mirage]

LOL

[flat gyro]

wdym

[grim edge]

man wtf

[primal mirage]

send a selfie, we ll judge

[grim edge]

Ong my momy is guy

[grim edge]

BRO JAJAJAAJ

[lament jacinth]

Gender 🤨🤨🤨

[grim edge]

no

[primal mirage]

See, a boy

...

[lament jacinth]

💀

[primal mirage]

Ayo 💀💀

[grim edge]

wtf bruh

[primal mirage]

bro finna sell it

[lament jacinth]

IM RUNNING DONT ASK ME BYE

[flat gyro]

irl dox 100% legit /s

[grim edge]

Bye momy

[lament jacinth]

RUN

[grim edge]

Why so you call everyone mommy?

[grim edge]

Idk time pass

No, better, why does everyone let you call them mommy

[upbeat viper]

Yo

[grim edge]

BAST HI

[primal mirage]

mommy 💀💀💀

[upbeat viper]

._.

[flat gyro]

oh no

[primal mirage]

reverse roles

[grim edge]

thank god

[lament jacinth]

Now imagine if this was reversed and I called you "Dady"

[flat gyro]

ayo

[upbeat viper]

Chill chat

[grim edge]

ey wtf

[upbeat viper]

._.

[flat gyro]

this is kinda...

[grim edge]

I am 14

[upbeat viper]

Cringe

[lament jacinth]

HE CALLWD ME MOMMY

[grim edge]

Ye

[primal mirage]

Age is a number

[upbeat viper]

We don't want that here

[flat gyro]

isn't that normal for this chat

[upbeat viper]

Nop

[flat gyro]

huh

[grim edge]

Normal

[grim edge]

bro i got ppl calling me mommy and now gaslighting abt my gender 😭

[flat gyro]

i expected it to be worse on average

[grim edge]

We are tremendously sorry for cringing you, sir

[lament jacinth]

HE CALLS NE MOMMY NO ONE CARES I MAKE A POINT AND IM THE GROSS ONE 💀 💀 💀

[flat gyro]

i used to talk abt suicide and murder cases on another discord

[grim edge]

thats #💬〡chess-talk

[severe oxide]

Rizz?

[primal mirage]

Exactly how it shld be

[flat gyro]

but hes the minor

[dawn fjord]

Who is the best chess player of all time?

[grim edge]

bob

[flat gyro]

me

[severe oxide]

me

[primal mirage]

Magnus

[grim edge]

its bob

[severe oxide]

jinx

[primal mirage]

the builder?

[flat gyro]

i am magnito carlos

[grim edge]

the titan

[flat gyro]

my elo is 0082

[primal mirage]

dammit

[primal mirage]

mexican?

[grim edge]

The best player of all time is @upbeat viper

[flat gyro]

no

[severe oxide]

@upbeat viper i have a question on a meme type video if it would get me in trouble or not

[dawn fjord]

Time machine

[primal mirage]

wdym, mexican magnus?

[dawn fjord]

Loophole

[grim edge]

LOSOSOL

[flat gyro]

no i am magnito

[grim edge]

hmmm

[primal mirage]

carlos is mexican lets be real

Big carlos

[grim edge]

Yeah

[flat gyro]

magnus is the norweigan me

[primal mirage]

so ur the mexican

[grim edge]

Carlos, pedro and diego are really mexican

[primal mirage]

fr

[severe oxide]

the best chess player never got into chess

[grim edge]

diego is dora's cousin and boyfriend

[dawn fjord]

Exactly

[torpid badge]

Is English your first language or your second language?

[grim edge]

Indeed

[lament jacinth]

Im a minor aswell

[severe oxide]

Cousin?

[flat gyro]

!!

[grim edge]

Why do you watch dora

[flat gyro]

how old?

[grim edge]

yes

[severe oxide]

Nah wtf

[lament jacinth]

16

[flat gyro]

youre older than him and should therefore know better smh

[grim edge]

Go study

I always believed that Diego was like her boyfriend, even after realizing i never quited the idea

[primal mirage]

wtf we going to alabama stuff?!?!

[lament jacinth]

Ok Dad

[severe oxide]

Nahhh what they do to my mcchicken

[flat gyro]

ayoo

im a minor

[severe oxide]

17 right?

[flat gyro]

wait youre the real dingo???

[grim edge]

No

[lament jacinth]

I wamna say something but I can't 💀

[grim edge]

Same bro

[flat gyro]

damn

[dawn fjord]

Soooo intelligent chess players answer me this, if i tie an impossible knot does it never untie?

[flat gyro]

that looks like a pie

[grim edge]

Extra mayonnaise

[grim edge]

she is tho

[grim edge]

Who is dingo

[flat gyro]

dingo deez nuts

[grim edge]

damn

Ohk

[grim edge]

I swear to god they kiss on one episode

[flat gyro]

wait why are you asia

don't you live in aus

[grim edge]

What

[flat gyro]

your fantasies

[grim edge]

i need to know which

[flat gyro]

they were all in your head

[grim edge]

so be it

@grim edge

[grim edge]

?

[upbeat viper]

Just get them in vc and no gaslighting

[grim edge]

Tell me one reason because you are a girl

[dawn fjord]

Mike myers

[grim edge]

because funni

[flat gyro]

sus

[grim edge]

Funni

[flat gyro]

i am girl irl trust

[grim edge]

sus

[grim edge]

Face reveal guys

[severe oxide]

real gril 😰😰

[grim edge]

I am attack helicopter irl trust

[flat gyro]

it's 100% legit

[grim edge]

i was on board, now im not

[dawn fjord]

But u can’t get one ur not good enough

[grim edge]

Im a dog irl trust

I trust

[grim edge]

Come in vc

[flat gyro]

come in

[grim edge]

Wdym

[grim edge]

Tremendous, i trust

[grim edge]

:DD

Now i dont

:CC

[flat gyro]

wait you know alice?

[grim edge]

as in birq?

yea i talk to him

[flat gyro]

yea

what servers is he in

[grim edge]

Chess academy

as in? genshin?

[flat gyro]

👉 👈

[flat gyro]

he plays genshin??

[grim edge]

europe genshin server

[grim edge]

yea

[severe oxide]

alice is a nerd

[flat gyro]

dang

[grim edge]

im playin rn

;-;

[grim edge]

No Alice is gay

[severe oxide]

Alice is the reason we had to purge hood irony larping

[flat gyro]

i couldn't understand the appeal

[primal mirage]

nah ur a boy

[flat gyro]

genshin reminds me of sisyphus

[grim edge]

cute guys

[primal mirage]

genshin, the pfp, the name, the ss

[flat gyro]

all this grinding

[severe oxide]

Now no one can hood irony larp

[flat gyro]

all these daily quests

[grim edge]

Alice is the reason of why rasisim started

[flat gyro]

for what?

[flat gyro]

a few measly primos

[severe oxide]

When will alice be unbanned 😔

[severe oxide]

i have a question

[flat gyro]

uwu

[grim edge]

LOOAKLS

CRAP BAST IS HERE

[upbeat viper]

Yeyeey

[flat gyro]

bast face reveal!

[upbeat viper]

I'm always here

Face reveal one day

[grim edge]

im scared

[severe oxide]

would a video of a lad munching on a wasps nest get me muted / in trouble

[upbeat viper]

If I decide to make one on stream

[upbeat viper]

It's pretty irrelevant tho'

[grim edge]

uh ig ar exp?

[severe oxide]

it’s a banger video i’m trying to share with the world

[upbeat viper]

Why would you want to post that

Hm

[flat gyro]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1074556049647992853.gif?size=48&name=pain&quality=lossless

[severe oxide]

because everyone needs to see it

it’s life changing

[upbeat viper]

Well idk

[flat gyro]

you can see cute boys in videos

[grim edge]

theres also new cute chars

[upbeat viper]

Don't

[flat gyro]

without gaming

and suffering

[grim edge]

yeah but u cant form the bond

[lament jacinth]

Nananannananananananaa bAstMANNN

[radiant frost]

Is she Anitta?

[flat gyro]

this sounds unhealthy

[grim edge]

the onesided infatutation bond ;-;

[upbeat viper]

Yep

[grim edge]

it is

[severe oxide]

Don’t mute me 🥶🙏

[flat gyro]

.- .

[upbeat viper]

Oh yeah that one

[lament jacinth]

LMAIOOO

[upbeat viper]

:')

[severe oxide]

coldest video of all time

[upbeat viper]

Steal hands

[severe oxide]

i aspire to be like that man

[upbeat viper]

Smh

[grim edge]

😋

[severe oxide]

DUN DUN DUN DUNN DUNN DA

[flat gyro]

ew

[upbeat viper]

Genshin bad game

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/grrr-heheheha-clash-royale-king-emote-gif-24764227

[grim edge]

Patric. 1987-2023
Cause of death: internal infection

[upbeat viper]

Play zelda instead

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/grrr-heheheha-clash-royale-king-emote-gif-24764227

[flat gyro]

ngl he kinda reminds me of alice a bit

[upbeat viper]

Be angry idc

[grim edge]

Protein

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/zhongli-mem-gif-24517525

[upbeat viper]

Cringe

Anywya

Seeya chat

Ily

[grim edge]

Genshin is trash

[grim edge]

i thought youre omnipresent?

[flat gyro]

anarchy time

[grim edge]

why are you leaving now

[severe oxide]

No mods send funny video 🙏

[flat gyro]

its a bait

[grim edge]

hes lurking

[grim edge]

My honest reaction

[lament jacinth]

Bastouras getting cancelled speed run

[flat gyro]

memes in gen? https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/927783818272837673.gif?size=48&name=rocksus&quality=lossless

[grim edge]

GTA vice is better than genshin

[grim edge]

Who were de minions serving in 1940-1945?

[flat gyro]

chess is better than genshin

[lament jacinth]

Anything is better than genshin

[flat gyro]

drugs are better than genshin

[severe oxide]

Adolf

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-crying-meme-gif-26327776

[gentle steppe]

My face is better than genshin

[grim edge]

The Austrian painter?

[flat gyro]

who did they serve after 1950s

[severe oxide]

probs

[flat gyro]

stalin?

[severe oxide]

Me.

[grim edge]

My uncle

[lament jacinth]

The only scenario where I'd prefer genshin

[grim edge]

Guys, we should change our profiles to dictators

[flat gyro]

what about your face

[grim edge]

I wanna be Stalin

[gentle steppe]

Atleast I know how to speak Hindi

[grim edge]

if mods were gone i would

[lament jacinth]

2 vs 4

[severe oxide]

Can i be Kim Jon Un

[lament jacinth]

What about MY face

[grim edge]

Sure bro

[severe oxide]

Hooray

[gentle steppe]

Ig he is saying u are probably more ugly than me

[gentle steppe]

I don't know what the hell ur talking about

[lament jacinth]

I'd be on your level if I burned in a house fire

[severe oxide]

I’m officially th13 guys

[grim edge]

LOVE TO THE SOVIET UNION

[gentle steppe]

Id be on ur level if some one threw acid at me

[lament jacinth]

You speak 2 languages I speak 4

[grim edge]

Same

[gentle steppe]

Dam this is a American company mate

[severe oxide]

i speak all of them with the help of google translate

[boreal cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179>

[gentle steppe]

U got the guts

[grim edge]

I think everyone speaks 2 languages

[sage summit]

edge lord 💀

[flat gyro]

uh oh

[severe oxide]

Oh no

[sage summit]

i speak 3

[lament jacinth]

L ping

[grim edge]

I speak 4

[boreal cosmos]

Ok

[grim edge]

Its not wrong, not like Adolf at least

[flat gyro]

quite the https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1076271938260979813.gif?size=48&name=nerdmoment&quality=lossless

[grim edge]

Cool

[boreal cosmos]

This is not the place

[lament jacinth]

W

[gentle steppe]

Mind u I also speak Punjabi and I am learning French also I got Google translator as incho said

[grim edge]

JAJSJAJS

[severe oxide]

i speak english

the best language

[grim edge]

No way, teach me

[lament jacinth]

Would you ping me if I said love to Ukraine???

[flat gyro]

i only speak american

😔

[severe oxide]

i speak australian i need to learn some american

[boreal cosmos]

Maybe, test it to find out

[severe oxide]

Love to ukraine

[boreal cosmos]

No political stuff here

[gentle steppe]

That's the worst language to exist after french

LOVE TOO UKRAINEEEEE

[severe oxide]

Ukrainian women are actually so hot fr

[slate owl]

breaking bad but walter white is a twitter nsfw furry artist

[lament jacinth]

@sebermids

[flat gyro]

not as hot as you my king

[sage summit]

half-embed fail

[severe oxide]

😍😍

[sage summit]

[flat gyro]

oh shit

[gentle steppe]

Then why the hell is there a flair based on that

[flat gyro]

are you 14

[grim edge]

Not as hot as sun

[lament jacinth]

Quick ping server mods they're talking about ukraine support

[sage summit]

man pulled 👏

[grim edge]

Ping 3 times

[gentle steppe]

That's a Avengers level threat

[flat gyro]

anyone read books?