💬〡general-off-topic

[fleet sigil]

good one

[grim edge]

it says that in my stat pools

[wild oyster]

huh? ur not 2900 💀

[slate owl]

bro is magnus carlsen

[grim edge]

these are my stats

[wild oyster]

i dont see 2900 anywhere there

[merry gate]

Yoo

[wild oyster]

realistically you get refunded 400 elo, you arent keeping that 400 so its a waste of ur time

[empty hare]

Also what does it mean when you can't analyze your game

Did you get like a brilliant move or what

[empty hare]

I've gotten brilliant moves some times but I've never encountered an analyze game that I can't preview

[grim edge]

those are my actual ratings 100%

[wild oyster]

Just suddenly the top blitz player huh

[grim edge]

bro said top blitz player

im debating whether you actually play on this site or not

[wild oyster]

I meant bullet but ok

[grim edge]

🤓

[wild oyster]

Read my next message

[grim edge]

no

[wild oyster]

No

[empty hare]

Started with a b. He probably meant bullet

Can't see much.

[sonic cypress]

damnn

[wild oyster]

I wonder what type of monkey the person is who edited the photo 💀

[grim edge]

good day

[mellow plover]

who's this

[fleet sigil]

thats edited

[grim edge]

its inspect element

[mellow plover]

ah ok lol

what

[fleet sigil]

isn't the highest rated player in cc non titled

[mellow plover]

why are you calling me stupid bro

no you can't, i didn't give you that right

that's plain offensive, please don't do that

[fleet sigil]

he's a troll 💀

[wild oyster]

Get him mod

[grim edge]

did you guys see my post

[wild oyster]

I got muted for calling someone dumb I need this person deleted 😭

[grim edge]

ill appeal

lmaooo

my account will be closed for like a week at most

[wild oyster]

Whichever mod that muted me that time, keep ur eyes open at night

[primal fern]

Bro chill out

[fleet sigil]

chill out?

[primal fern]

There are rules here just follow them its not that hard

[fleet sigil]

they better lock the doors

[wild oyster]

They need to watch for me saying “dumb” again at night, what else could I have meant?

[grim edge]

this guy hasnt been closed yet

☠️

[grim edge]

dont report him

[fleet sigil]

LMAO

[grim edge]

ill email support

[primal fern]

Send to wind in the server

[grim edge]

i need this account closed permanently!

[grim edge]

🙉

[fleet sigil]

he's not getting banned

[grim edge]

why not

that wind guy is on an alt rn

[fleet sigil]

he's just that type of guy fr

[grim edge]

when is @graceful lintel getting unlocked out

[elfin crag]

good evening people 👋

... and the chat died

[fleet sigil]

he's probs never appealed

[grim edge]

who

oh

[fleet sigil]

does the chat look dead to you?

[elfin crag]

it revived

[fleet sigil]

and it finna die

[tropic plaza]

What happened to ceo

[grim edge]

i think he cheated

what a loserrrrr

[tropic plaza]

Whyyyyyyy

[orchid bay]

dont be mean to chesswind :(

[fleet sigil]

L

[tropic plaza]

Bro why he cheatin

[elfin crag]

🤨

[grim edge]

im soo bored

[cunning bloom]

Hii

[elfin crag]

hey vsauce michael here

[grim edge]

unfunny

[elfin crag]

your home security looks great

[grim edge]

it isnt

[elfin crag]

or is it?

[grim edge]

only 200 games

Ywah, you can norice that apparently the only bad move i made it was the pawn thing, that messed the whole game

[elfin crag]

how the hell did u do exactly 2500?

[tropic plaza]

He didnt cheated but why is he locked out?

[grim edge]

I love chess bro, i lost againts a 800 and i just won againts a 1100

[grim edge]

he cheated

[tropic plaza]

Maybe too much offend

[empty hare]

Yeah, I was like "he ain't moving that queen"

[tropic plaza]

His acc is still alive tho?

[grim edge]

no he cheated

[empty hare]

But you blundered a free pawn + A FREE ROOK

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kayden Oppa (lucky)

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kayden Oppa (lucky)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1426 (peak)
Blitz: 647
Bullet: 1570

[grim edge]

he cheated

[empty hare]

I would of sacrifice my rook if we had more time

[tropic plaza]

Ok

[unkempt pawn]

Hello im new

[slate owl]

hi new im gay

[tropic plaza]

He just played yesterday, is there any other reasons why his locked out?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kirby-gif-22633183

[unkempt pawn]

Hello gay

[grim edge]

Ywah, my plan was so simple that i just premoved that sh1t, i just wanted to push pawns to your casteling side

[slate owl]

smash

[grim edge]

kirby? or meeeeeeee

[slate owl]

i may be gay but im not that gay

[empty hare]

Can I dm you for a game review

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-gif-19542877

[grand shore]

hey people

[lofty harness]

hi

[slate owl]

haii

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Christian Amberson (christianamberson)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Christian Amberson (christianamberson)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 226

[tropic plaza]

Is this rating manipulation?

Xd

Maybe because he dropped to 1598💀

[lofty harness]

i can give free elo

just jk

i am 400

[safe acorn]

Yooo

[slate owl]

show me femboy shakers

[sonic cypress]

that guy will be oh, hello?

[slate owl]

[safe acorn]

[cunning bloom]

Who wants to play with me? Im just a beginner so…

[slate owl]

nah gotta sleep

[lofty harness]

@cunning bloom rounakraj12378 send challenge

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-and-why-he-eepy-laughing-crying-emoji-animals-with-captions-cat-meme-gif-25115470

[safe acorn]

Now?

[sonic cypress]

me

[safe acorn]

You're Asian for real
Indeed

[empty hare]

Me, I would of probably pushed long castle pawns since for opposition and might create some zugzwang later

[cunning bloom]

I cant send link im on the phone and idk how i can send so you can say ur username and i can send a challange

[lofty harness]

rounakraj12378= username

[neon parrot]

Reaching 1300 is too hard, I give up on chess. I will pick up new hobbies like fishing and filming. Goodbye, Chess.com, and chess in general

🫂

[unkempt pawn]

Lol

[safe acorn]

Bye

[grim edge]

Wanna play another like in the afternoon or sm?

[fathom reef]

everybody gangsta till they start throwing coins in the air

[lofty harness]

@neon parrot L

[safe acorn]

Dude is just pasting things

[cloud garnet]

I call this move: "STAY AWAY FROM MY BISHOPS!!!!!"

[neon parrot]

I will miss you, chess

[grim edge]

Do not choose fishing

[fathom reef]

the worst part is you playing the london

[neon parrot]

Why

[grim edge]

Like

No

[neon parrot]

אתה ישראלי אני מבין

[grim edge]

You dont wanna be that type of patent who always goes fishing and think they are cool or strong

[dim ridge]

gg

[grim edge]

Please

[cloud garnet]

ty

[cloud garnet]

כן

[grim edge]

For your own good and your future generations

[cloud garnet]

I need like 6 games to be 1000

[fathom reef]

whoops

wrong gif

[cloud garnet]

closer than ever

[fathom reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160856571572654092/1162429901492731914/caption.gif?ex=653be835&is=65297335&hm=77fb5492eb096c2202efe6c845fbb2c110588a999b2ee48bbb3d493d19f42270&

[neon parrot]

אני שמאלני, אבל בכל מקרה, שיהיה לך יום טוב

[cloud garnet]

lol

[grim edge]

Live pucci reaction

[nova dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1156234983619428403/1163137068256460891/image.png?ex=653e7acf&is=652c05cf&hm=ede3824f603fdea34b7a875d568a8013be88c25e7f5e4a6711362196e7e49709&=&width=1177&height=662

[fringe prairie]

Too many pawn moves i reckon

[nova dune]

beautiful

[fathom reef]

https://tenor.com/view/part4-jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-kira-kira-yoshikage-gif-14453363

[cloud garnet]

yep

[grim edge]

H A Y A T O 🤡

[fathom reef]

gonna play the alphabet my next bullet game lmfao

[cloud garnet]

THE BISHOPPP GAMBIT!!!!!!

[fathom reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160856571572654092/1162451393068679220/caption.gif?ex=653bfc39&is=65298739&hm=fde5fe9f9fcdfc30703ddc219b124fb938f62f3846b90ffa6d310efc8ec9bfd0&

[grim edge]

My honest reaction when a little kid is named hayato

[fathom reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160856571572654092/1162062827658420294/caption.gif?ex=653a9258&is=65281d58&hm=b21931436b31b8f98e7fea173b205593785a9b41944944ccd71012c157ff1f1f&

[cloud garnet]

whos that?

[fathom reef]

hayato

[cloud garnet]

I do

[fathom reef]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-shine-kakyoin-attack-punch-gif-17222885

[cloud garnet]

I play the London

[wild oyster]

kira yoshikage

[grim edge]

My honest reaction whe-

ZA WARUDO

stops talkinf for 15 seconds

[cloud garnet]

IDK

@grim edgethe London is the top tier opening

[wild oyster]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

[fringe prairie]

Honestly both of those hobbies sound way better and healthier than chess. Best of luck🙌

[grim edge]

Im in love with you rn

[cloud garnet]

Im not reading that

[fathom reef]

what a beautiful duwang!

[grim edge]

I know it by heart

She's a killer queeen

[wild oyster]

you too 🥵 ❤️‍🔥

[fathom reef]

every jobro must know it by heart

[cloud garnet]

what do you gain from 10000 episode Anime?

[wild oyster]

this must be.... a HEART ATTACK

[drowsy crest]

Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of nights have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big city. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that light hits the sky, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool. They think I'm hiding in the shadows. But I AM the shadows. I wish I could say I'm making a difference, but I don't know. Murder, robberies, assault- 2 years later, they're all up. And now this. This city's eating itself. Maybe it can't be saved, but I have to try. PUSH MYSELF. These nights all roll together in a rush, behind the mask. Sometimes in the morning I have to force myself to remember everything that happened.

[grim edge]

Homosexuality if that anime is jojo

[cloud garnet]

Im Vengeance

[wild oyster]

blud is NOT batman 😭

[drowsy crest]

Im the night

[dim ridge]

bro did not need to post that

[fathom reef]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160856571572654092/1160935133591904437/caption.gif?ex=65367818&is=65240318&hm=6a5954257ff1e61c5f6a4e08972c2eaac87730234f6f043100637a0b182fa18f&

[drowsy crest]

NUH

UH

[hybrid swallow]

d4 Nf6
c4 g6
Nc3 Bg7
e3 O-O
Nf3 d6
Bd3
Is this a good line against the King's Indian?

[cloud garnet]

@wild oysterIm Batman

[dim ridge]

is the joke supposed to mean that it makes no sense

[fathom reef]

i love one piece

[wild oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/the-batman-gif-18213363

[dim ridge]

L line

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crest My Bishop Gambit

[grim edge]

Yes yes yes yes

[fathom reef]

EXTREMELY LOUD CORRECT BUZZER

[wild oyster]

how else would he know who i am? Wait do you know who i am?! Well....My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone

[dim ridge]

bro

no one f**king asked*

how do i make big text

[wild oyster]

who is no one? I dont know but my name is Yoshikage Kira....

[grim edge]

Shigekiyo Yangu just wanting to eat his sandwich

[dim ridge]

*no one f🤬🤬 king asked

[grim edge]

I asked bro

Im very interested

[dim ridge]

HOW DO I MAKE BIG TEXT

[cloud garnet]

before text # and you need 1 space

[grim edge]

Thanks yoshikage kira

[drowsy crest]

jiji

[wild oyster]

you're welcome dio!

[cloud garnet]

1 space

[wild oyster]

MODS GET HIM HE HURT MY FEELINGS

bozo

[cloud garnet]

nice

[grim edge]

BUT IT WAS ME, DIO, I ASKED

[dim ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-no-gif-26070619

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[cloud garnet]

got beat

[obsidian spoke]

wsp

[cloud garnet]

tommy lol

[dim ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[cloud garnet]

oof

[restive storm]

Sacrifice an exchange* 🤓

[fathom reef]

​

[cloud garnet]

the time

[dim ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/682040935403618438/749889155378577468/image0-3.gif

[dim ridge]

🤓

[cloud garnet]

shade Ashley

[fringe prairie]

A bit passive, I like 4. e4

[thin wyvern]

Anyone up for a match?

[cloud garnet]

I am

[grim edge]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[thin wyvern]

I will DM you the link.

[cloud garnet]

ok

[grim edge]

Bro change it to dsrk mode rn

[cloud garnet]

not rated

[grim edge]

For your own good and the natural order of things

ITS FOT THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dawn crest]

Blind

[dim ridge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

BROODIWDJWIDJKWIFS

MY EYES

Switch account

GAAAAAAAH dies

[loud haven]

Hii

Hi wuwuwuwu

[grim edge]

[fringe prairie]

D file party

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

F4

[tacit spoke]

those chess pieces are cursed

[loud haven]

Does the pride pawn means what I think?

[small apex]

No

[dim ridge]

rapid match

[grim edge]

No

[dim ridge]

im in trouble

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

[loud haven]

Ye you might lose

[grim edge]

What u think

[small apex]

.

.

[marble peak]

ok bro

[grim edge]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-smash-dance-smash-bros-cute-gif-18294071

[dim ridge]

ez W

[loud haven]

Damn how did you win that lost game?

[grim edge]

Protein

[dim ridge]

im just him

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-sigma-based-im-literally-him-hes-literally-me-gif-25725757

[grim edge]

whose tryna play chess with me

[orchid bay]

chess

[grim edge]

Delicious

Idiot kirby

[unkempt pawn]

I'll run a game

[grim edge]

@grim edge play me

[grim edge]

mk

[desert nimbus]

you are making me hungry

[unkempt pawn]

Christianamberson

[grim edge]

@desert nimbus teach me chess

[desert nimbus]

what is chess?

[merry gate]

im the best one here

[lilac wadi]

[grim edge]

sent

[desert nimbus]

a cat that plays chess

[merry gate]

defo im defooo the best, ( i got slammed against a 4 year old)

[grim edge]

Check @grim edge

[dim ridge]

i completely just turned this match around

[lilac wadi]

[fringe prairie]

Was too chicken to move my f pawn. He blundered a whole piece though so w/e

[dim ridge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91123847913?tab=review

[worn ice]

Hakamura121 (834) vs. GMDennis (896)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nf3 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. Bf4 O-O 5. e3 d6 6. Bd3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Ne4 b6 9. Nxf6+ Bxf6 10. Be4 Bxb2 11. Rb1 Bc3+ 12. Kf1 Ba6+ 13. Kg1 Qxd1+ 14. Rxd1 Bc4 15. Bxa8 Na6 16. Bb7 Nb4 17. Be4 f5 18. Bb7 Be2 19. Rd7 Bxf3 20. gxf3 e5 21. Bh6 Re8 22. Rg7+ Kh8 23. Kg2 e4 24. f4 Nxc2 25. Rc1 Ne1+ 26. Kf1 Rd8 27. Rxc3 Rd1 28. Ke2 Ra1 29. Kd2 Nf3+ 30. Kc2 Rh1 31. Ra3 Rxh2 32. Rxa7 Rxh6 33. Ra8+ Kxg7 34. Bd5 Rh2 35. Rb8 Rxf2+ 36. Kb3 Nd2+ 37. Kc3 b5 38. Rxb5 Nb1+ 39. Kb3 Kf6 40. Rxc5 Nd2+ 41. Kc3 Nb1+ 42. Kd4 Rd2+ 43. Kc4 Na3+ 44. Kc3 Rd3+ 45. Kb2 Rxe3 46. Rc6+ Ke7 47. Ra6 Nb5 48. Ra5 Nc3 49. Ra3 Nxd5 50. Rxe3 Nxe3 51. Kc3 h5 52. Kd2 h4 53. Kxe3 h3 54. Kf2 g5 55. fxg5 Kf7 56. Kg3 Kg6 57. Kxh3 Kxg5 58. Kg3 f4+ 59. Kf2 Kg4 60. a4 e3+ 61. Ke2 f3+ 62. Kxe3 Kg3 63. a5 f2 64. a6 f1=Q 65. a7 Qa6 66. a8=Q Qxa8 67. Kd3 Qc8 68. Ke4 Qf5+ 69. Kxf5 

[dim ridge]

69 moves so i guess that's good

[coral hatch]

what's up chess nerds?

What makes the game gay?

[stone iris]

Is chess girl and chess boy a match

[drowsy crest]

choosing between two inevitable fates of life

give up or suicide

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[coral hatch]

That's tough.

[dim ridge]

that match

was shit

[coral hatch]

But what makes it gay?

[stone iris]

really

[dim ridge]

bro how old are you

[fringe prairie]

@grim edge queen sac double exclam

[coral hatch]

I don't know what makes the game gay. Just tell me.

[dim ridge]

15

[dim ridge]

can you tell me your age

[orchid bay]

hey shawty

[coral hatch]

I'm 37.

[dim ridge]

how old are you 💀

[dim ridge]

right nvm you wouldn't get what that means then and there is no way for me to explain it to you, forget it

[ionic veldt]

Hey

[iron barn]

i was black and i won this game down 4 minutes

[coral hatch]

No, please do. Is it because you said 69 moves?

[stone iris]

[dim ridge]

no

[coral hatch]

Then, what makes the game gay?

[dim ridge]

what grade are you in

[teal bridge]

🇹🇷🇹🇷varmi Türk

[dim ridge]

i can't explain it

[coral hatch]

Just tell me.

Okay, tell me the answer through DM.

[dim ridge]

same 💀

[orchid bay]

let me get your number

[dim ridge]

no thats not what i meant

[ionic veldt]

Bruh

[dim ridge]

i meant that it had a shitton twists and turns

ok i used a poor choice of words

[stone iris]

9

[dim ridge]

what i meant to say

[orchid bay]

[dim ridge]

is that this game just really made me laugh, im gonna email it to GothamChess

[orchid bay]

look at my rizz

[drowsy crest]

nah

[fringe prairie]

I would have resigned in a rage good job

[dim ridge]

and that it also pissed me off bcuz instead of a win for me it ended up being a tie

[coral hatch]

Let's race. Send me link and pink.

[drowsy crest]

girl are you a, cuz your very (rizz)

[coral hatch]

Ping ping ping ping

[iron barn]

in 90 out of 100 games i would've resigned

[coral hatch]

I can't play two games in succession. When I do I lose.

[iron barn]

I played really well that game until that point

[coral hatch]

Small brain.

[dim ridge]

race?

wdym

[fringe prairie]

Link the whole game? I want to see your opponent bungle this lead

[dim ridge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91123847913?tab=review&move=136

[worn ice]

Hakamura121 (834) vs. GMDennis (896)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Nf3 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. Bf4 O-O 5. e3 d6 6. Bd3 c5 7. dxc5 dxc5 8. Ne4 b6 9. Nxf6+ Bxf6 10. Be4 Bxb2 11. Rb1 Bc3+ 12. Kf1 Ba6+ 13. Kg1 Qxd1+ 14. Rxd1 Bc4 15. Bxa8 Na6 16. Bb7 Nb4 17. Be4 f5 18. Bb7 Be2 19. Rd7 Bxf3 20. gxf3 e5 21. Bh6 Re8 22. Rg7+ Kh8 23. Kg2 e4 24. f4 Nxc2 25. Rc1 Ne1+ 26. Kf1 Rd8 27. Rxc3 Rd1 28. Ke2 Ra1 29. Kd2 Nf3+ 30. Kc2 Rh1 31. Ra3 Rxh2 32. Rxa7 Rxh6 33. Ra8+ Kxg7 34. Bd5 Rh2 35. Rb8 Rxf2+ 36. Kb3 Nd2+ 37. Kc3 b5 38. Rxb5 Nb1+ 39. Kb3 Kf6 40. Rxc5 Nd2+ 41. Kc3 Nb1+ 42. Kd4 Rd2+ 43. Kc4 Na3+ 44. Kc3 Rd3+ 45. Kb2 Rxe3 46. Rc6+ Ke7 47. Ra6 Nb5 48. Ra5 Nc3 49. Ra3 Nxd5 50. Rxe3 Nxe3 51. Kc3 h5 52. Kd2 h4 53. Kxe3 h3 54. Kf2 g5 55. fxg5 Kf7 56. Kg3 Kg6 57. Kxh3 Kxg5 58. Kg3 f4+ 59. Kf2 Kg4 60. a4 e3+ 61. Ke2 f3+ 62. Kxe3 Kg3 63. a5 f2 64. a6 f1=Q 65. a7 Qa6 66. a8=Q Qxa8 67. Kd3 Qc8 68. Ke4 Qf5+ 69. Kxf5 

[iron barn]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/91123716009?tab=analysis

[worn ice]

paw1962 (1390) vs. Justas125 (1382)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[dim ridge]

can someone please send this to gothamchess discord server

[dim ridge]

i got banned from his server for the most dumbass reason

[orchid bay]

if youre in the gothamchess discord server u have no bitches and will die alone

[iron barn]

real

glad im not there

still get no bitches tho

[dim ridge]

same bro

[grim edge]

I wonder why non uf do... looks at the name of the server

[iron barn]

I played blind chess in school break thats why

[fringe prairie]

Ah he gave you the passer lol

[iron barn]

with my classmate

[silent viper]

hey

is there a bughouse torunament coming soon

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[willow elbow]

yes

send link on lichess if possible, im not logged in to cc

[grim edge]

Guy I learned how to check mate with rook

[heavy mist]

hi

[grim edge]

I can beat magnus

[unkempt pawn]

Resend so we can do the 3rd match rq. I tried to accept the inv again but it must've lagged or smn

[willow elbow]

thats nice, you learnt the box method or the copy cat?

[heavy mist]

any mod here?

[grim edge]

Copy cat

Also box method

[willow elbow]

nice

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> kentcaps

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 688 (687 peak)
Blitz: 352 (peak)
Bullet: 534 (573 peak)

[obsidian spoke]

[shadow coyote]

hi

[heavy mist]

how to deactivate my discord acount to my previous accont

my other one was banned

[willow elbow]

hikaru prob must be having the most since magnus used to do lichess b4

lol

[heavy mist]

if you have premium but lose it, do you keep the vip role

guys i sexually identify as a 2500 rated grandmaster

[queen blade]

on chess.com or otb

[heavy mist]

both

[queen blade]

[upbeat viper]

I'm an idiot chat

Losing a +2 position

I'm really a blunder master

All the games I lost so far OTB were me having a winning pos then losing

[fringe prairie]

I went 0/6 at my last classical Swiss otb tourney and I threw some very winnable games. I feel your pain

[fading spruce]

Relatable

[upbeat viper]

All the time

Smh

All my losses

All of em

No exaggeration

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/samayraina

[fathom reef]

just finished pirates of the caribbean dead mans chest

holy that was a plot twist i was not expecting

wise

[grim edge]

Cant play

[fickle rampart]

Just finished Duolingo

[cloud garnet]

974

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[covert cosmos]

ok

[cloud garnet]

new record

[restive storm]

no

[covert cosmos]

halloween when

[cloud garnet]

4 games to 1000

[fathom reef]

no

[cloud garnet]

you have nitro lol

anyone wants a game ?

[covert cosmos]

beans

[native prawn]

this person made an instagram page about a spotted thing in our school where people go on a website and ask for information on any people they see or know. any similar page ideas for my school?

[covert cosmos]

cheese

[native prawn]

oh my god not this shit again

[final gust]

I think I did it

[cloud garnet]

bro Im scared to play I broke my record so close to 1000

[final gust]

I feel nothing

[covert cosmos]

?

[cloud garnet]

@final gust4 games to 1000 im scared to play

[final gust]

Here's some advice, don't overthink, 1000s are the same as 900s just with bigger egos. Just play without stress and watch ur rating grow

[final gust]

I don't feel anything abt the fact that I'll never have her

I don't feel anything abt the fact that it's me against the world

I'm free

[final gust]

Damn

[worthy flume]

how to login in fide site

[cloud garnet]

I feel like Il have bad luck like I will get mactchmaking with Magnus on an speedrun alt account lol

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-bro-waffling-about-rango-blud-waffling-discord-gif-10831194605784478734

[final gust]

Fr

[final gust]

Unlikely

[somber bear]

@willow elbow hi bro are you there

[cloud garnet]

its my biggest win streak

[final gust]

Neat

[cloud garnet]

ok starting a game

[final gust]

Gl

[cloud garnet]

ty

[worthy flume]

i won game agaisnt 1430 FIDE today in tournament

[somber bear]

Nice bro

[limpid tinsel]

Whats good yall

[abstract thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-arguing-guy-talking-to-wall-talking-brick-wall-gif-18667615

[worthy flume]

yeah but then i lost game to 1200 girl

[somber bear]

No worry it's a game sometimes you will win and sometimes loss

[worthy flume]

yeah but i will get fide rating after that tournament

[latent narwhal]

who want to play chess with me i need a good player hight elooo

[worthy flume]

and because last loss rating will be lower than 1300

[drowsy crest]

I just wrote the hardest piece of wisdom

[covert cosmos]

bo

[upbeat viper]

[limpid tinsel]

ban

[covert cosmos]

no

[somber bear]

I can play

But i am noob

[limpid tinsel]

[somber bear]

Not have a much high elo

[latent narwhal]

no i need good player

[somber bear]

Ooh whats your elo bro @latent narwhal

[latent narwhal]

1200 but i need someone with hight eloo

[covert cosmos]

w

[somber bear]

Whats your fide rating

[somber bear]

Ooh how much high bro

[latent narwhal]

@somber bear let play come

s*

[somber bear]

Thanks

[latent narwhal]

send me link in dm

[worthy flume]

i will get it later, but my performance this tournament was 1293 (before i lost to this girl was 1356)

[somber bear]

Send the link

Ooh nice

@latent narwhal sended see your dm

[somber bear]

Its nice

[worthy flume]

yeah pretty nice

[grim edge]

me and my ex made this

do yall fw it

[covert cosmos]

what did bro make

[worthy flume]

i will participate in my third rated tournament last week

[grim edge]

we were making a pizza

[worthy flume]

next*

[grim edge]

all the steps we went through

it was tiring

[nova dune]

i got this as a rating

[grim edge]

that mouth be wide open

[nova dune]

ye

[cloud garnet]

boom 983

3 games to 1000

[covert cosmos]

ok

[cloud garnet]

rap and chess is so good

oof

[nova dune]

is this 0 or what

[cloud garnet]

Im sad

[obsidian spoke]

Forkh be like

[cloud garnet]

bro I saced the queen took a rook and took his queen with a bishop

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gobattle gobattle (firewintergb)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 354 (398 peak)
Blitz: 515 (peak)
Bullet: 157

[cloud garnet]

@obsidian spokekeep grinding

[covert cosmos]

fufavagsfsdeessed

[cloud garnet]

do you want a game? @obsidian spoke

[limpid tinsel]

Fire winter bouta be the next magnus

[covert cosmos]

real

[obsidian spoke]

Nah

[fringe prairie]

White bishop and rook just chilling in the corner while their king gets mated by their counterparts

[obsidian spoke]

I am bad

[covert cosmos]

blunder

[cloud garnet]

group project be like

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jacoby Grotton (weeberstwitch)

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Name: Jacoby Grotton (weeberstwitch)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1887 (1888 peak)
Blitz: 1517 (1541 peak)
Bullet: 1464 (1552 peak)

[limpid tinsel]

my blitz and bullet still trash as can be sadge

[umbral widget]

aye guys

[cloud garnet]

lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> king1ess

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 974 (1200 peak)
Blitz: 387
Bullet: 573 (714 peak)

[cloud garnet]

the 1200 peak is a bug

[umbral widget]

might be coz u started ur account at 1200 maybe

[cloud garnet]

I was at 400

[umbral widget]

🤔 hmm then a bug

[grim edge]

yea

[fathom reef]

why does danny look like nikocado avocado in this gif

[umbral widget]

u are right

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[drowsy crest]

I just captured the biggest spider known to mankind

[fathom reef]

yuh uh

[fathom reef]

average australian

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-crying-youtuber-youtube-mukbang-gif-10882456

[fathom reef]

danny rensch

[cloud garnet]

Nikocado avocado is a bulk master

I need to learn from him

[drowsy crest]

I am not even australian 😭

[cloud garnet]

3 games till 1000

[drowsy crest]

yo 1000 elo?

[obsidian spoke]

[drowsy crest]

aye les go

[grim edge]

o/

[cloud garnet]

11 win streak

[grim edge]

Who wanna play?

[cloud garnet]

before bulk

[cloud garnet]

people say his smart because his rich now but he had like a heart attack

[umbral widget]

damn nice

[orchid bay]

KIRB

[umbral widget]

whats ur peak rating

[cloud garnet]

ty

[orchid bay]

2 KIRB

[cloud garnet]

983 rn

[obsidian spoke]

[cloud garnet]

I am at my peak

[umbral widget]

then what u waiting for, play a few games and pump up that rating

[cloud garnet]

Im at my chess prime

[cloud garnet]

scared

[arctic juniper]

Hi everyone

who wanna play?

[spring fiber]

chess

[grim edge]

me

[covert cosmos]

n

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crest oof

my opponent

[umbral widget]

dont be scared, just take a deep breath and start the game. reaching 1000 is actually easy. just avoid blunders

[cloud garnet]

"just avoid blunders"

[umbral widget]

um yea its hard even for 1800s but avoid the straight up blunders

like dont hang anything

that will get u to 1200 easily

[cloud garnet]

Il try my best

[grim edge]

im so happy

[covert cosmos]

mm

[grim edge]

and sad at the same time

[cloud garnet]

Keep grinding! stay hard!

[umbral widget]

yea u can do it, keep the grind up

[grim edge]

alr bet

[cloud garnet]

ty

[covert cosmos]

head

[grim edge]

staying hard always

[stable mirage]

UwU

[grim edge]

never soft

[drowsy crest]

n

[grim edge]

:3c

[cloud garnet]

ty really appreciate it

[drowsy crest]

good morning

[grim edge]

that's what h-

[umbral widget]

@cloud garnet now go play few games, dont be scared, if u hav what it takes to be a 1k then u will make it

[manic acorn]

make your bed

[stable mirage]

mornin :3

[drowsy crest]

so hit 1000 today or tomorrow lil bro

[stable mirage]

Kirby can fit anything

[bold remnant]

E

[grim edge]

osama bin laden?

[bold remnant]

Aye

[drowsy crest]

you respawned?

[bold remnant]

yeah

[drowsy crest]

what was left to do in your last life?

[grim edge]

i have the same watch as u

[tawny saffron]

I think I know what your need to do

get trust role

[lone zenith]

my 600 elo ass has entered the chat

[drowsy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1163071346016788500/image.png?ex=653e3d99&is=652bc899&hm=977fc2e81582f79a31359823befc9c68bb6a069343b64da68a544f29922c31e8&

[lone zenith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEAgkSOs4S0

frr

[drowsy crest]

i listen to this before sleeping

[lone zenith]

fobby bischer is 🗿

https://tenor.com/view/moyai-moyai-emoji-moai-moai-meme-moai-emoji-gif-25202348

@drowsy crest and @grim edge these yall?

[solemn ivy]

wanna play

[silver patio]

fobby bischer lmao

[stable mirage]

ohwow is uwu not moyai

[solemn ivy]

if ur truly hard , play with me

[silver patio]

wiatwhat

[solemn ivy]

im the same rating

[drowsy crest]

Well you saw through my disguise

live footage of me

[drowsy crest]

what 💀

[lone zenith]

dj khaled aint got nothing on this man 🔥 🔥 💯

[grim edge]

Chess is my fav game

[tawny saffron]

I don't understand how one of my speakers isn't working anymore

[stable mirage]

welcome to chess but you won’t think this for long

[covert cosmos]

p.

[silver patio]

this is coming from a 2200 rated 💀

that means it's the truth

[grim edge]

wanna bet?

[violet belfry]

Hello

Everyone

[covert cosmos]

bab

[stable mirage]

I don’t gamble even when my success is gaurenteed

[solemn ivy]

when successs is guaranteed thats not called gambling

[drowsy crest]

this is exactly what everyone told me when it was my first day at school and I said "i like physics"

[solemn ivy]

nerd

[violet belfry]

If in russian ukrain war russian flag was banned in chess.com why isn't israelian flag not banned in chess.com nowadays?

[covert cosmos]

because odofodofodfdfodof

[solemn ivy]

because thats how mafia works

[violet belfry]

But is chess.com runned by mafia?

When?

[solemn ivy]

in 5 seconds

[grim edge]

what are you doing here then?

[drowsy crest]

i say unban russian flag too lmao, why should chess get involved in politics, its not like they are making a significant difference

[solemn ivy]

theres war in israel?

[violet belfry]

Its been 3 days of direct attack and opposing the rules of uno

R u in world?

[solemn ivy]

Whos attacking israel

[violet belfry]

Watch al jazeera at anytime

[covert cosmos]

besseseseseserdwesweswss

[drowsy crest]

Russia when they realise chesscom banned their flag

[violet belfry]

Bcz of bbc not talking abt it

[storm bone]

Best clip of the week

[solemn ivy]

famous player magnus carlsen is from russia

[drowsy crest]

bro I played 2 russians in my recent otb (i have only been to 1 otb in my life)

[grim edge]

no hes from norway

[solemn ivy]

Br

[violet belfry]

So israelian flag should be easy na

[covert cosmos]

omg nor way

[quiet sparrow]

Close enough

[drowsy crest]

Only russia dominated chess before 1956*

oh yeah and that

[grim edge]

i mean

yeah but india and russia still do better than most countries

[drowsy crest]

I mean the whole soviet union including russia

[grim edge]

if u see the most good players from a country, its most likely russia or india

[drowsy crest]

wait the soviet has lithuania 💀

[grim edge]

idk ab top level tho

[drowsy crest]

1956 😭

I mean yeah 1972

but started way before

bobby was a chad

solo carried the whole US and diedd in iceland

[grim edge]

who was after bobby

russians again?

[drowsy crest]

no the americans

[grim edge]

garry and kramnik was after bobby right?

[violet belfry]

Al jazeera is news channel like bbc or trt world

[grim edge]

why didni say kramnik

kramnik is ass

i meant karpov

[rough dome]

Who is bobby

☠️

[wind vector]

Honestly tho

[grim edge]

r u seirous

[rough dome]

Chat is dead lmao

[wind vector]

never heard of this Bobby fischer dude

[covert cosmos]

bobobob

[wind vector]

sounds like a nerd

[coral quartz]

Why Iceland?

[rough dome]

Sorry but no

[wind vector]

Wdym “no”

[coral quartz]

He doesn't know okay? Let it go

[rough dome]

I don't know who bobby is

[wind vector]

Ye

[drowsy crest]

ask bobby

[covert cosmos]

blunder

[rough dome]

Exactly

[grim edge]

ill make yall blunder outta fear

im intimadating

[coral quartz]

You don't know either? I'm disappointed

[grim edge]

:3c

[coral quartz]

Smh

[rough dome]

Who is he

[coral quartz]

I replied to this

[grim edge]

bobby the fisher

he fished for fish

[wind vector]

Fobby bishop

[grim edge]

some call him bobby catfisher

[coral quartz]

What did he say about women?

[covert cosmos]

bee

[grim edge]

that their bad at chess

[rough dome]

Lmao this guy I thought he is magnus carlsen

[grim edge]

the moves that WGM's make just make no sense.

[grim edge]

r u dumb

[coral quartz]

So
Good at chess
Hates women
That's it?

[wind vector]

honestly they should just go back to dancing or smth

[cloud garnet]

ayo

[rough dome]

Why are you asking that

[cloud garnet]

really?

[grim edge]

went mentally insane bcz he never faced opposition his level

[drowsy crest]

do you agree

[wind vector]

beat nemo its free rating

idk but she’s really bad

[grim edge]

nemo seems weird to me

she feels fake

[coral quartz]

What's her elo?

[wind vector]

she’s an fm and wgm

[drowsy crest]

becuz that would be gay, why would you make moves on a woman who has made several moves on other women

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

have fun lil bro

[stable mirage]

smh wgm is the easiest title to beat

[wind vector]

isn’t that ping blocked

[grim edge]

it doesnt acc ping yeah

look

@vital acorn i love yall

[stable mirage]

bast

[grim edge]

what did i just witnesss

[stable mirage]

me being 0-1 vs gm and 2-0 vs wgm

[wind vector]

You’ve only played 2 wgms?

[grim edge]

@tidal light hi buddy

[wind vector]

I have like 700

[drowsy crest]

are you talking otb?

[stable mirage]

online blitz

[drowsy crest]

breh

[wind vector]

It’s fobby bischer!

[drowsy crest]

indeed

my highest acheivement is that I am 1/2 -1/2 again 1700 fide

[wind vector]

How do you play so many gms

[drowsy crest]

yall be battling IMs like they are children 💀

[wind vector]

Dang

[merry gate]

Yo

[wind vector]

I’m 2-3 or 2-4 against nms otb

[grim edge]

ksi lost yesterday

[wind vector]

angry is the goat

he’s gonna get nm next tourney trust

He just needed to pay a bit more in those hubrids

[drowsy crest]

mozart

[wind vector]

Him playing one hybrid woulda given him fm

[stable mirage]

what did I do

[wind vector]

I’m 1.5-2.5 against angry

[restive storm]

What are you guys talking about

[wind vector]

and 0-3 or 0-4 otb

cause we played blitz and I died

actually I got 1 win but that doesn’t count cause we were trolling

[iron barn]

DOWN 2 PIECES LMFAOOOOO

[wind vector]

fax

[restive storm]

Who's angry

[iron barn]

BRO THOUGHT FOR 2 MINUTES JUST TO GET MATED BY A PAWN

[covert cosmos]

no its chopin

[drowsy crest]

melchior

[restive storm]

Idk that guy

[lost urchin]

Who wanna play rated rapid

[iron barn]

ne5 was literally the worst move on the board

[drowsy crest]

bro the otb I went to was supposed to be a comeback event for a grandmaster and instead of the GM an unrated won the tournament wtf 💀

[restive storm]

Na7 might have been worse

or Nb8

[drowsy crest]

GM was at 8 points out of 9 and the unrated was at 8.5

[iron barn]

theyre equal

they all blunder mate

[restive storm]

Ne5 is better because against lower rated players they might see the attack on the queen and move it

with Na7 they won't have to move the queen

and also Ne5 is more centralized

[iron barn]

the engine won't care

[restive storm]

Na7 is practically worse

[stable mirage]

did they play and draw

[covert cosmos]

ye

[drowsy crest]

nope the unrated won, he drew against another US gm, ziatdinov raset was his name i think

[stable mirage]

damn

what rating did the unrated get after the tournament

[drowsy crest]

uno momento

[worn patrol]

Why am i stuck at 1100 bruh

[drowsy crest]

1949

wait

[grim edge]

:3

[stable mirage]

:3

[covert cosmos]

:3

[restive storm]

chain breaker

[drowsy crest]

:3

[restive storm]

I decided to edit my message to explain why I broke your chain

[drowsy crest]

it doesnt show any rating on him

[covert cosmos]

😠

[drowsy crest]

huh ?!?!

[covert cosmos]

bro inrindionenoieonjejoneonjenioeonienioeionoineinoeinoenio

[drowsy crest]

words of wisdom

[peak plank]

Finished game 4

[drowsy crest]

did you win against that 1800?

[merry gate]

How is brk a friend of the server??

[iron barn]

@peak plank look at this

[covert cosmos]

me when

[peak plank]

I'm in first rn tied

[dim flare]

anyone wanna play a game?

[drowsy crest]

how many rounds remain

[peak plank]

One.

[cloud garnet]

I do

[dim flare]

ok

[drowsy crest]

oh you got a good score

[cloud garnet]

hahahahahah

Il stop

lol

[cloud garnet]

I cant

[dim flare]

somebody invite me in dm for game

[covert cosmos]

bobobo

[drowsy crest]

I got school in 6 hours 😭

[cloud garnet]

gl

[drowsy crest]

my sleep schedule is ruined and I cant sleep rn 😭

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crest I have zoom

[drowsy crest]

I have a russian makarov

[cloud garnet]

same

[candid oak]

Anyone rapid 10 mins

[cloud garnet]

really?

[peak plank]

What to do vs veinna players @last verge @upbeat viper

My final game i think is against veinna player

[tawny saffron]

he hates chess

[drowsy crest]

ofc not

[covert cosmos]

what

[drowsy crest]

i was kidding 💀

[upbeat viper]

I play the endgame line

[drowsy crest]

I do have a mini water pistol

[upbeat viper]

but it's only for the gambit

[iron barn]

Dont play e5 if theyre a onetrick maybe

[upbeat viper]

with Qf3

people probably don't play that OTB

[spark apex]

Finally, 2500 rapid

[iron barn]

seems logical to me

[peak plank]

I talked w/the guy and he also likes the endgame line

[orchid bay]

fairplay when

[cloud garnet]

NICE! congrads

[peak plank]

And he'd play into it

[drowsy crest]

les go

[upbeat viper]

what a noob

[peak plank]

POG

[cloud garnet]

violence mods (jk)

[spark apex]

Thanks

[upbeat viper]

ripge

[spark apex]

Chess.com rapid pool is much easier than lichess rapid pool

[peak plank]

My opponent play qf3 line.

[cloud garnet]

@spark apexim 3 games from 1000

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

I'm in a must win for first place

[upbeat viper]

well gl

[spark apex]

I thought 2700 on the other site would be equivalent to roughly 2550 on this site but it's probably higher

[cloud garnet]

@upbeat viperanswer the dm pls

[drowsy crest]

look at their profile, if it looks like they are cheating, abort 🗿

[upbeat viper]

you got your answers from someone else

[spark apex]

I honestly don't care if I get paired with a cheater in Rapid nowadays if they're playing perfectly they will be guaranteed to get banned and I'm good enough to beat the low depth bots

[cloud garnet]

who? I didnt get the answer to the question

[cloud garnet]

I asked an answer from you

[spark apex]

e.x: https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/86661568423?tab=review

[worn ice]

GM_1992 (2459) vs. tactic (2466)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[grim edge]

how much of the 2k+ rapid pool on cc is cheating

[spark apex]

this guy was using a pretty bad bot

[upbeat viper]

because you say things that break rules

[spark apex]

the proportion used to be much higher

[drowsy crest]

just report you will get your elo back

[cloud garnet]

when

[spark apex]

I think I'm getting paired with cheaters less because of my title

[upbeat viper]

read what Rinqed sent you

[cloud garnet]

he didnt read my messages

[cloud garnet]

he didnt

[cloud garnet]

no the last dms

[drowsy crest]

they should add like an anti cheat, like if another browser instance is opened while cc is there just dont let em play

[upbeat viper]

the screenshots

[boreal cosmos]

not really

[drowsy crest]

idts

[drowsy crest]

wdym

[spark apex]

Lower level titled players such as FM's, CM's and NM's have less protection I noticed

[cloud garnet]

the messages after

read what I wrote

[iron barn]

what if someones just listening to spotify or smth

[cloud garnet]

ask him

[boreal cosmos]

i sometimes have schoolwork opened in another window and also that doesnt stop cheating lol

[drowsy crest]

dont play chess

[drowsy crest]

true I mean but still removes a tiny margin of cheaters from the list

how about

if it was

[cloud garnet]

Bro I would have got muted for that "political"

[drowsy crest]

nvm

[drowsy crest]

how is that political

[cloud garnet]

idk

[upbeat viper]

if you're not able to understand how your messages are related to war and politics I can't help you

[boreal cosmos]

no, it would be annoying

[drowsy crest]

imagine watching anime while playing chess

[drowsy crest]

Coach me big bro

[cloud garnet]

taking out of context

[upbeat viper]

💵

[boreal cosmos]

it costs money obv

i ordered swiss manager so i will become arbiter aswell

[iron barn]

someone should upload this to anarchy chess 💀♟️

[drowsy crest]

honestly most people might have an image in their mind for you with no pfp that adding pfp would look odd and weird

[boreal cosmos]

turns out its rather easy to learn

[drowsy crest]

ah come on not even a trial session

[bright prairie]

Where is Kirby

My beloved

[drowsy crest]

we kidnapped him

[boreal cosmos]

my rates are much lower compared to average coaches, take a bundle and il squeeze in that trial lesson for you (only for you ;))

[covert cosmos]

🤨

[bright prairie]

Give it to me back

[bright prairie]

:3

[drowsy crest]

how long you been playing chess

[boreal cosmos]

25 eur

[willow elbow]

anyone want to play chess

[boreal cosmos]

16 years

[drowsy crest]

where do you live

[bright prairie]

@boreal cosmos hey take your best coach of the month place back

[quaint pollen]

i think i just faced a hacker…

[willow elbow]

u mean cheater

[peak plank]

Fr?

[quaint pollen]

no he literally took my pawn with his pawn when he was beside it 😂

[drowsy crest]

an FM offered me free coaching 💀

[boreal cosmos]

good for you 😉

[covert cosmos]

bro does not know en passant

[peak plank]

Is he that champion chess coach guy

[drowsy crest]

I dont think I should have taken it tho

[willow elbow]

[peak plank]

The IM

[grim edge]

hello

[boreal cosmos]

wdym back, its not a ranking list. Its award that doesnt get handed twice to anyone

[boreal cosmos]

Estonia

[golden geyser]

white to play and win

[bright prairie]

What? So you can't get two times best coach of the month

[winged zodiac]

sac the night

[boreal cosmos]

no

[drowsy crest]

hey atleast he was being generous

[hollow badger]

,

[quaint pollen]

wait who tf thought this en passant thing was a good idea 💀💀

[peak plank]

@upbeat viper can you send me the PGN of the endgame line?

[bright prairie]

In a Row or Never Again?

[drowsy crest]

how about offline sessions

[upbeat viper]

uuh

not the pgn

but

wait

[grim edge]

don’t think it works

[bright prairie]

Hey oui oui baguette

[boreal cosmos]

if you are in estonia sure 😄

[boreal cosmos]

never again to atleast what i know

[hollow badger]

Me

[golden geyser]

Can you explain why? I know this is the answer but I'm having a hard time understanding why

[bright prairie]

Holy hell 💀

[quaint pollen]

why in the world am i getting en passant’ed at 550 rating

[bright prairie]

Oh ok :(.

[grim edge]

wait is knight e4 the actual answer