💬〡general-off-topic

[flat kraken]

bro thinks he's that curt von bardeleben guy 💀

[native laurel]

I wanna get mods involved without pinging

[grim edge]

Ping admin

Then

[radiant frost]

The rating difference is even greater than rating difference between magnus and alisher but I am surprised no one is talking about this game

[flat kraken]

just post some racially motivated memes (i speak from 5 timeouts of experience)

[grim edge]

Lol

[flat kraken]

in fact i just came back from my 7 day timeout 👍

[grim edge]

"mods, find his family"

[broken drum]

Mods

Crack his skull

[flat kraken]

modes

[radiant frost]

Fedoseev leaves the game in this position without resigning. Imagine the disrespect to his opponent

[grim edge]

mods, take out his rights

[glass carbon]

I made a game on roblox that can crash the program. What i did is i made a part and i made a script inside it, i made a script that would make it duplicate infinetly aslong as ur touching it without a cooldown timer and within seconds ur game will crash

[radiant frost]

I like how engine says mate in 34

[flat kraken]

of course it's an indian fm that absolutely crushed a gm 💀

[broken drum]

Indians built different

They on that tech support grind

[flat kraken]

the only thing wrong is you can't duplicate irl 🤡

[grim edge]

bro he ain't do nothin

[fluid raven]

Ggs @wintry scarab

[flat kraken]

he's too smart (i'm not smart)

[glass carbon]

I can show u the code

[flat kraken]

i get bullied for always being the modeller and all the programmers laugh at me for not knowing the differences between luau and python 💀

[hot geyser]

SIIUUU

Cristiano Ronaldo>>>>

[nimble niche]

only 5?

[grim edge]

I don't get bullied because I don't know sh about anythin

[nimble niche]

I've had over 20 here unironically

[glass carbon]

luau is a modified version of lua specificly made for roblox

[flat kraken]

i know 💀

[glass carbon]

👍

im begginer code its my 4th day

[gloomy vector]

I like it when I play blunders because I think they’re brilliancies but then my opponent falls for my plan

[nimble niche]

Rxd8 check

free bishop

[gloomy vector]

Except we’re 1000s so cxb4

[grim edge]

Find mate in 34

[grim edge]

is that for number 1 or 2

[nimble niche]

Could you have played Bf5 then Bb4?

[flat kraken]

number 4910.381 alpha

[gloomy vector]

Hmmm

[grim edge]

Bf5

[gloomy vector]

Didn’t think of that

[grim edge]

Go 180 and u wont crash, got it

[velvet heath]

Hello 👋

[flat kraken]

he cracked the code

[wicked nest]

BRO WHAT IS THIS

[velvet heath]

Hruuu guyz

[flat kraken]

permanently borrowed

[gloomy vector]

New movie releasing on 9/11/2024🔥

[nimble niche]

sounds like an egyptian pharaoh name

[grim edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962956683179606046/1152032612760703036/FB_IMG_1694530381755.jpg?ex=653afefa&is=652889fa&hm=6f8fee965a4ed926c7730fd24503ea0ea58a4cbc67dd34d77f1879d64fe0b9fc&

[drowsy crest]

reminds me that egyptians used to believe that the most significant thing you can do in life was to die

[flat kraken]

sounds more mesopotamian to me

[wicked nest]

make sure to borrow this too

[flat kraken]

why does this feel ai generated

[grim edge]

I thought it was work and die

[wicked nest]

it is

[drowsy crest]

yeah and they gave die-ing more importance than working

[grim edge]

imagine a infant dies

[flat kraken]

yeah i thought to myself this either made by an unhinged ai or the animator of the latest lupin movie forgot to take his schizophrenia pills

[drowsy crest]

the most significant piece of human creations

[grim edge]

worship the baby

[flat kraken]

unfunny + repost + dead meme

[glass carbon]

This code can spawn an millions of bricks on roblox if ur pc doesnt crash:
local part3 = script.Parent

part3.Touched:Connect(function(hit)
character = hit.Parent
humanoid = character:FindFirstChild("Humanoid")

if humanoid then
    duplicate = part3:Clone()
    duplicate.Parent = game.Workspace
    duplicate.CFrame = part3.CFrame
end

end)

[wicked nest]

ballincat43

[glass carbon]

ballin

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

ballin

[wicked nest]

did i already sent this

[drowsy crest]

this is gurenge from kimetsu no yaiba isnt it XD

[grim edge]

I have a meme that can get me banned

[drowsy crest]

real

[glass carbon]

im not the type of person who tags server mod, because i think this is funny

[flat kraken]

i have so many memes that can get me banned

[wicked nest]

I've been the victim of snitching

[flat kraken]

is this midjourney 💀

[grim edge]

Send in dm

[gloomy vector]

POV Harry Potter and Ron Weasley

[glass carbon]

but u might get ban

[wicked nest]

idk i found them on Facebook

[flat kraken]

what 💀

[glass carbon]

u must go download roblox on a nasa computer, make a game with this code and stand on the brick

[stable mirage]

5”

[glass carbon]

and u will spawn thousands of bricks each second

[grim edge]

searching cat playing basketball ai generated

that's a new human species

[glass carbon]

@flat kraken

[tropic plaza]

Uh oh

Im getting muted

[glass carbon]

@flat kraken

[tropic plaza]

Or not?

[tropic plaza]

Advance goodbye ig

[glass carbon]

💀

[flat kraken]

it usually takes like 1 minute depending on if the bot picks it up

[tropic plaza]

Maybe i will get muted maybe not

[glass carbon]

@flat kraken

[tropic plaza]

Depends

[flat kraken]

oh shit my last meme got deleted

[glass carbon]

ur done for

[flat kraken]

am i going to get muted again

[tropic plaza]

Its a mod since message got deleted

Maybe its just minor offense

[glass carbon]

u could get locked out or even BANNED

[tropic plaza]

So im not getting muted or anything

[flat kraken]

I must send good memes :DDDD

[tropic plaza]

We will see in 5 minutes

[glass carbon]

@upbeat viper how many doritos do u think u can inhale

🤯

[tropic plaza]

A mind blowing amount

[glass carbon]

truly

[nimble niche]

literally mind blowing

[tropic plaza]

I mean bast we can compete on how many we can inhale

Bast wanna compete

[glass carbon]

Bastman is way out of your league

[tropic plaza]

Scared

[glass carbon]

i found bastman's yt channel

[tropic plaza]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-lifting-they-dont-know-me-workout-gym-gif-17664862

[upbeat viper]

:')

[glass carbon]

200 subs with 12 vids is epic, i have 51 vids and 108

[tropic plaza]

Where is Bastgirl, bastman?

[slate owl]

hello kitties

[tropic plaza]

Hello my discord kitten

[drowsy crest]

bob

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

Many hidden vids

[tropic plaza]

Find your bastgirl

[glass carbon]

can u shout out me bastman

[supple imp]

@upbeat viper what's your yt

[supple imp]

I'll sub

[glass carbon]

i will tell for nitro

[upbeat viper]

It's inactive

[supple imp]

I'll give you nitrogen instead

[upbeat viper]

[drowsy crest]

Stay hard

[upbeat viper]

Very relatable

[glass carbon]

@upbeat viper how many carrots can u can u beat in a staring contest

[upbeat viper]

0

[drowsy crest]

David bastman

[glass carbon]

bastman im 1008 rapid do u want to play unrated?

[upbeat viper]

Nop

[glass carbon]

why

[supple imp]

Bast is double your rating lil bro

[upbeat viper]

I'm in my bed

I should wake up

[flat kraken]

i'm 28 rapid

[upbeat viper]

Shower

[glass carbon]

i dont shower in mornings i show before bed

[upbeat viper]

And go play my interclub tournament round 1

[flat kraken]

i don't shower.

[upbeat viper]

90+30 +30

[glass carbon]

i dont have a fide rating

[upbeat viper]

That'll be looong

[drowsy crest]

WHAT?!?! discord mod shower?

[upbeat viper]

And I play black

[glass carbon]

i lost so much games in a row i went from 1100 rapid to 700 rapid

[upbeat viper]

And idk the opponent

Soo

Yeah

Prayge

[drowsy crest]

Wish that you will be down material

[upbeat viper]

:')

[drowsy crest]

Wish that your opponent plays grunfeld

Stay hard

[glass carbon]

bastman play the polish opening its good

[upbeat viper]

Hopefully not a bird or English or weird opening player

[drowsy crest]

London 🗿

[upbeat viper]

Nah garbage

[glass carbon]

shut up i played 24 times with it and won 14 times

[upbeat viper]

Because they don't know the c6 line

That's it

[glass carbon]

no

they always play the standard

well some guys blunder their rook

[drowsy crest]

Play sicillian

[glass carbon]

i'd rather play vienna than sicilian

[drowsy crest]

I am 1200 elo i dont play sicillian

[glass carbon]

time to go beat all of the bots

[drowsy crest]

Caro kann works just fine

got 70% winrate with it

(2%)

[loud haven]

Scotch or ponziani?

[supple imp]

What's the scotch

[loud haven]

You mean game or gambit?

[supple imp]

Game

[hallow mirage]

english openging

[drowsy crest]

I experiment alot with white

[loud haven]

Against d4?

Qgd?

[fossil epoch]

scotch

what do you play against caro and sicilian?

hmm interesting

against caro I usually play the panov attack

[loud haven]

.

Nepo W

[fossil epoch]

and against sicilian the alapin

[loud haven]

What do you play against Catalan?

[fossil epoch]

I haven't ever gotten the catalan in a game

[loud haven]

Strange what's your rating?

[supple imp]

What line is the scotch

[fossil epoch]

a bit over 1400

[loud haven]

Fide?

[fossil epoch]

e4 e5 Nf3 Nc6 d4

[fossil epoch]

nah cc

[supple imp]

It's always wild to see people lower rated than me with 10x more opening knowledge

[loud haven]

lol fr

[fossil epoch]

I know very little about openings lmao

[supple imp]

I'm not a fan of that, I'd probably rather play the ponziani

[fossil epoch]

But scotch is one that I like a lot and use very often

[loud haven]

@supple imp what's your rating?

[fossil epoch]

as long as you win it doesn't matter

[loud haven]

Facts

[supple imp]

A bit over 1900

[next swallow]

anyone up for a unrated chess game?

[loud haven]

What's your rating

[next swallow]

only 1550 not much

[supple imp]

I could probably play the egg against 1900s and still win

[loud haven]

I can play

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Chysirr ♟ (chysir)

This is the Chess.com profile of chysir. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Chysirr ♟ (chysir)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1545 (1560 peak)
Blitz: 1549 (1661 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (1648 peak)

[next swallow]

whats your username?

[fossil epoch]

🤔

[loud haven]

You tell yours

[next swallow]

Chysir

[supple imp]

Trust me they are shit

[fossil epoch]

my brother in christ you are the same rating as them

[wooden zenith]

People say it’s super embarrassing to lose to Martin, but sometimes he plays like this… like honestly it depends on the game

[glass carbon]

choklait kak

[supple imp]

I never said I wasn't shit myself

[fossil epoch]

no I mean if you could beat 1900s with such ease, you wouldn't be 1900 yourself

[supple imp]

No I'm just saying openings don't matter because we can't hold an advantage

[loud haven]

@next swallow Sent

[supple imp]

I'd win about 50/50

[next swallow]

A match request or friend request?

[fossil epoch]

true

[loud haven]

Match

[fluid burrow]

@grim edge ?

[grim edge]

?

[supple imp]

Rn my win rate is 58/8/34 I think

But that's because I've played a bit less than 30 games on my alt

[grim edge]

I just joined to see what was happening

[supple imp]

It might even out soon or I'll reach 2k with a better winrate

[next swallow]

@loud haven what happen?

[loud haven]

Network issue ig

Sad

[supple imp]

Which are better ferraris or lambos

[grim edge]

Ong magnesium carlsenium

[grim edge]

Play me rapid

[digital phoenix]

honda

[supple imp]

Why

[grim edge]

Idk

[supple imp]

Real

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-kirby-gif-22633183

[drowsy crest]

I blundered everything 💀 and still won

god my elo sucks

[austere jewel]

what’s your elo

[drowsy crest]

1113

[austere jewel]

mine at 500 bro

[drowsy crest]

you will get better dw

[austere jewel]

I’ve done brilliant moves that I don’t understand that why they are brilliant

[next swallow]

what is your elo, that position is just crazy

[drowsy crest]

1100

[next swallow]

ohh

[drowsy crest]

you will get it eventually

[grim edge]

hi

[austere jewel]

I’ll send you a pic pls explain it

Lemme go to my game archives

[drowsy crest]

I dont think I should be this elo tho 😭

I dont think i should be higher

I just deserve better opponents

i have seen players my elo far better than me

[grim edge]

OK

sorry caps

[drowsy crest]

np

[grim edge]

chat dead

?

[drowsy crest]

yeah

[grim edge]

oh ok

[drowsy crest]

come in back after few hours

maybe 3 or 4

[austere jewel]

Check DMs

[severe oxide]

pov: levy tries to be funny

[austere jewel]

why is it brilliant bruv- @drowsy crest

[lone briar]

Hey

[austere jewel]

Hi

[austere jewel]

What elo are you

[lone briar]

500

But irl im better

[austere jewel]

same :DD

[austere jewel]

o

[lone briar]

Just my internet is not good

[grim edge]

lol

[lone briar]

Checkmate

[drowsy crest]

sorry afk

[austere jewel]

o

[next swallow]

most normal checkmate in 100 elo

[lone briar]

Lol

[wooden zenith]

I always resign if my opponent tries to checkmate me in a way like this

[lone briar]

Same

[primal fern]

@lone briar !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @lone briar, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[wooden zenith]

Like they will have two queens and then instead of checkmate they promote to third queen and I just resign out of annoyance

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Chysirr ♟ (chysir)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Chysirr ♟ (chysir)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1545 (1560 peak)
Blitz: 1549 (1661 peak)
Bullet: 1600 (1648 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> colicritter

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 828 (829 peak)
Blitz: 454 (800 peak)
Bullet: 779 (peak)

[wooden zenith]

Bruh I have no blitz skill

[drowsy crest]

no baguette?

[grim edge]

Yo wsg guys

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[lone briar]

Hi

[next swallow]

hello

[stone iris]

hi

[lament jacinth]

How are you guyss

[next swallow]

anyone up for a unrated match?

[lone briar]

Good

[next swallow]

fine

[lone briar]

Yes

[grim edge]

hey

[next swallow]

My username is Chysir

[lone briar]

Ok

[grim edge]

lol

[next swallow]

what?

[grim edge]

just wanted say hey

[stone iris]

lol

[lone briar]

Done

[grim edge]

[next swallow]

hey

is this rated?

@lone briar

[lone briar]

Idk

[next swallow]

can you resign?

im worried about my elo

[grim edge]

Hi momy

who wanna play stumble guys with me

[raven flicker]

Real

[jovial vector]

well one more game to get back into 1100 after falling to 900

[marsh latch]

helloelloello

[grim edge]

can someone review this https://www.chess.com/game/live/91101603201

[worn ice]

Spammer (2044) vs. poortwo (1994)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 Be7 3. d4 d5 4. exd5 exd5 5. Bd3 c6 6. O-O Be6 7. Bf4 Nd7 8. Nbd2 h5 9. Re1 g5 10. Be5 Nxe5 11. Nxe5 Bf6 12. Ndf3 g4 13. Nd2 Qe7 14. c3 O-O-O 15. Qa4 Kb8 16. b4 h4 17. b5 c5 18. b6 a6 19. Bxa6 bxa6 20. Rab1 Kb7 21. Qc6+ Kb8 22. b7 Rd6 23. Qxc5 Bxe5 24. [Qa7+] Kxa7 25. b8=Q# 

[neat cradle]

do you think mental stress plays a role in chess skill

[lament jacinth]

WHY DO U KEEP CALLING ME MOMMY

😭

[grim edge]

yes

[neat cradle]

i have been going down a lot of rating points

ever since i started stressing about school and shi

but i dont want to pause on chess

[grim edge]

whats your rating

[neat cradle]

went from 1.1k to 900

i find it hard to focus on the simples things

[grim edge]

ok

you'll be good one day

[neat cradle]

🤷‍♂️

[grim edge]

watch this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytkf3qZTj74

he will help you improve your chess

[neat cradle]

i was in his stream an hour ago lol

[marsh latch]

hruuu

[neat cradle]

danya my idol

[grim edge]

if he was your idol you wouldnt be below 1900

[neat cradle]

😶

thats true, not a true fan i suppose

but i do watch him on a regular basis

[grim edge]

the reason you're below 2000 is because you genuinely suck at chess

if you want to improve you need to study your own games

[neat cradle]

i have heard all of this

[grim edge]

yet you're still below 1000

you're making excuses at this point

[atomic canyon]

E

[neat cradle]

i was 1100 at one point

[grim edge]

thats terrible

[neat cradle]

its better than 900

[grim edge]

no

[neat cradle]

it is

i mean its literally 200 points more

[obtuse citrus]

hating so hard for no reason

[grim edge]

if you want to be good at chess then you need to study middle games and learn basic pawn and rook endgames

[atomic canyon]

E

[obtuse citrus]

1100 is a decent score dont worry

[grim edge]

no it isnt

[neat cradle]

its not decent

[atomic canyon]

Depends how long you’ve done chess

[grim edge]

its garbage 😂

[neat cradle]

done it for a year, im still ass at chess

[obtuse citrus]

you will be able to beat a lot of people

[atomic canyon]

what the heck

[grim edge]

pathetic

[obtuse citrus]

why are you so mean

[atomic canyon]

I played for a year now I’m 1660

[neat cradle]

yeah thats what im saying

[nimble niche]

so is 1800

[grim edge]

because he isnt learning hes just making excuses

[neat cradle]

mmhm

[random drum]

He will beat my ass

[obtuse citrus]

yes but being mean isnt going to help anything

i recommend watching ben finegolds videos

[grim edge]

i can do what i want bud sugar coating something isnt going to help the situation either

[neat cradle]

ill just dip

[atomic canyon]

Just play checkers instead ☠️

[grim edge]

and thats why you wont ever be 1500 or 1600 or anything higher because u arent ready to actually take time to improve

[digital kayak]

He never made an excuse

[neat cradle]

lmao fr

[obtuse citrus]

i got 1500 just by basically doing puzzles

[neat cradle]

yeah fair

[digital kayak]

He didn’t make an excuse he just admitted he’s ass

[obtuse citrus]

and im not even good at puzzles

[keen arch]

anyone wana play?

[neat cradle]

"im not ready to actually take time to improve" is an overexageration tho

[grim edge]

are you done making excuses?

you're making one right now

[neat cradle]

uh

[digital kayak]

The other guy didn’t make an excuse but anyway

[neat cradle]

touche`

[obtuse citrus]

you can improve a whole lot by doing puzzles and looking for those tactics in game

[grim edge]

bro said puzzles

[neat cradle]

i do a lot of puzzles

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/club/the-blogger-awards

[neat cradle]

my highest puzzle rush score was like 58 im very proud of that

[digital kayak]

Evaluate your all the aggressive attacking moves like checks captures and attacks.

And just practice calculating

It’s a good way to improve

[neat cradle]

i have a time managment problem too, but i dont know how to work on it

[obtuse citrus]

i got to 1500 with my highest puzzles being 2400

[neat cradle]

i end 10 minute games with like 8 minutes on the clock lol

[grim edge]

this was my puzzle pool before i reset it

[obtuse citrus]

you need to consider your moves more carefully

[neat cradle]

good for you

[digital kayak]

How do you reset it?

[grim edge]

in settings

puzzles arent the only thing that you need to study to improve

[digital kayak]

Where in settings

[grim edge]

puzzles category

hi dudes dudettes and non-binary duderinos

[neat cradle]

why even reset it?

[neat cradle]

hi duck

[grim edge]

because puzzles are a waste of time and a marketing scheme to farm you out of your money monthly

[neat cradle]

lichess puzzles are free

[grim edge]

why does free bird sound like someone is wiping a window

[digital kayak]

Yeah but how do I get to that

[grim edge]

lichess is bad

[neat cradle]

why is lichess bad?

[grim edge]

in settings i told you dude

[digital kayak]

Wrong. Puzzles are a good way to train tactics

[grim edge]

filled with cheaters

[neat cradle]

lichess puzzles is full of cheaters?

[grim edge]

thats why you're 1000 rated

[bright prairie]

Exactly

[neat cradle]

what

[nimble niche]

compared to chess.com, basically nobody cheats on lichess

[grim edge]

sure thats why their are a multitude of untitled accounts dominating leaderboards

only the dumb ones are caught

[bright prairie]

Please don't say dumb things you can find videos about hikaru playing puzzles and saying it's good

[grim edge]

hikaru doesnt do puzzles 😂

[bright prairie]

Are you sure? 😂

[nimble niche]

only the dumb ones get onto the leaderboard

[grim edge]

and they stay on the leaderboard for a reason

the cheat detection on lichess is sad

[nimble niche]

I have lost faith in cc fair play a long time ago

[neat cradle]

💀 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMdp-8sWUWs

[digital kayak]

He doesn’t need to

Puzzles are a good way to train tactics. Saying otherwise is wrong

[bright prairie]

You can find many videos on him playing puzzles

[grim edge]

thats why you're below 2000

[candid river]

Good morning

[neat cradle]

@grim edge you down for a game?

[digital kayak]

Mate what

[nimble niche]

average 2000 bullet calling others below 2000

[digital kayak]

Puzzles are a good way to improve

[grim edge]

i only play 2700 rated and above

because they are good at chess anything below is terrible

[candid river]

You’re a bit full of yourself aren’t you?

[nimble niche]

I don't do puzzles

[grim edge]

same

[tropic plaza]

Puzzles do me

[neat cradle]

so you should be able to easily smoke me right?

[bright prairie]

Me too

[nimble niche]

that's what she said

[grim edge]

yes

[tropic plaza]

Is your name, puzzle by any chance

[neat cradle]

then can we play a game?

[digital kayak]

This guy is full of himself

[grim edge]

no i told you i dont play anyone below 2700

[neat cradle]

but why not

[candid river]

Fr

[tropic plaza]

Is it the same as 2700s who dont want to play anyone below 2500?

[digital kayak]

Even titled players will tell you puzzles are a good way to improve

[grim edge]

yes

[tropic plaza]

So you dont play chess

[keen arch]

anyone up for a match?

[grim edge]

ive played almost 3000 games

[nimble niche]

puzzles are probably good for improvement, I wouldn't know because I don't do them

[tropic plaza]

So meaning you play anyone who is under 2700

Contradicting on what you said

[neat cradle]

you're only 1600 rapid ew

[digital kayak]

Even titled players will tell you puzzles are good for improvement so you’re clearly wrong

[grim edge]

to rephrase that i only take challenges from anyone above 2700

[keen arch]

anyone wana play?

[candid river]

You’re barely 2000 rated and you’re this cocky?

[neat cradle]

sure, rating?

[grim edge]

i am 2000 rated

[tropic plaza]

Aight thats better, since you said “only”

[keen arch]

800-900 smth

[digital kayak]

In bullet

[grim edge]

yep

[keen arch]

i lost my old acc

[neat cradle]

oh same, we can play sure

[keen arch]

okay

[neat cradle]

gimme a sec

[upbeat viper]

imagine flexing over bullet

[keen arch]

sure

[upbeat viper]

[candid river]

🤔

[neat cradle]

@keen arch lichess?

or chess.com, im fine with both

[nimble niche]

not 2000 blitz = can't talk

[keen arch]

chess.com

[neat cradle]

can you make a challenge

[keen arch]

Ok wait

[neat cradle]

i'd really like to play @grim edge tho

[tropic plaza]

Not 1200 blitz=cant talk

[keen arch]

@neat cradle you okay w rapid 10 min?

[neat cradle]

yaeh thats fine

[tropic plaza]

Make a new acc and try to be 2700 with provisional rating

[neat cradle]

nah

i dont get why they wont play a 900

[coral quartz]

What's wrong with bullet?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-cr1tikal-moistcritikal-sneako-me-when-gif-9977190952691864576

why is that mods do not ban furries?

[neat cradle]

thats just sad

[tropic plaza]

Maybe not worth the time since its too easy for a game, just maybe im not trying to demean you or something

[neat cradle]

yeah i get it

[jovial vector]

what a game for 1100 jeez

[neat cradle]

no embed perms i wanted to show yall my rating graph 💀

[bright eagle]

play a 2000 elo bot and see how wrong you are

[tropic plaza]

They would only play people above their rating, or just around their rating but not any lower than ut

[lone zenith]

@herengl grinding is a lot easier

[novel moat]

deathno3e

[grim edge]

and what is a furry/

[lone zenith]

than i expected for bullet

[grim edge]

?

[lone zenith]

frrr 🔥 🔥 🔥

[grim edge]

omgggggg my 90day graph got fixed it looks soo good

[lone zenith]

im alr 700

[tropic plaza]

My graph looks like a staircase

[lone zenith]

someone who cosplays as animals with fur, like rabbits, dogs or cats, but in a sexual way

[bright eagle]

imagine being 1800 - 1999 and thinking 2700+ are the only people good at chess 🗿

[grim edge]

im building a good graph up in blitz

[bright eagle]

Yeah, I only play against 3700's guys 🙄

[grim edge]

i might do a good graph in bullet aswell

[lone zenith]

i have no idea what a good graph looks like lmao

[grim edge]

bad graph

[lone zenith]

99.5 PERCENT IS CRAZY

[lone zenith]

rip

[coral quartz]

Bro thinks differently.
Whatever are we going to do?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/people-are-so-stupid-smh-people-are-dumb-baby-smh-gif-20131525

[grim edge]

this is a good graph

[atomic canyon]

Thanks

[grim edge]

why

you cant have any days off

[tropic plaza]

I havent play chess since september if i remember correctly

So graph looks weird

[grim edge]

meaning you have to change your rating each day say you're 1800 go up to 1843 let it stay for that day and drop it to 1812 the next and just keep repeating this process and you'll get a nice looking graph in about a year

[lone zenith]

what does this mean

i love how both of these are equal lmao

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/chess-lelouch-code-geass-gif-19976655

[tropic plaza]

In the past i tried 10 elo per day which sounds easy but hard if youre tilting hard since every lost is equal to 2 wins

[lone zenith]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/89036565331

[worn ice]

sleepy_zabrahim (428) vs. Sidhu_Play_Chess (913)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d4 d5 3. dxe5 Nc6 4. exd5 Nxe5 5. Qh5 Qxd5 6. c4 Bg4 7. cxd5 Bxh5 8. Be2 Bxe2 9. Nxe2 O-O-O 10. Nf4 Nf6 11. Nc3 Bb4 12. Bd2 Bxc3 13. Bxc3 Neg4 14. O-O-O Nxf2 15. Bxf6 Nxd1 16. Bxd8 Rxd8 17. Kxd1 h6 18. h4 g5 19. hxg5 hxg5 20. Nd3 Rxd5 21. Kc2 f5 22. Re1 b5 23. Re8+ Kb7 24. Nb4 Rd4 25. Kc3 Rg4 26. Rf8 Rxg2 27. Rxf5 g4 28. Rxb5+ Kc8 29. Nc6 Rg1 30. Kc4 g3 31. Kd5 g2 32. Ke6 Re1+ 33. Kd5 g1=Q 34. Rb8+ Kd7 35. Rd8# 

[lone zenith]

can someone review this pls?

[neat cradle]

when do you get embed perms btw?

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@neat cradle With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[lone zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-know-idk-dunno-no-idea-no-clue-gif-22858277

[tropic plaza]

Thinking if i should get back to chess or not, maybe soon or maybe next month but not now since its too time consuming

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[neat cradle]

sad

[lone zenith]

no but what does this mean

[grim edge]

thats ur highest rated win

[keen arch]

anyone up for a match?

[neat cradle]

the highest rated player you ever beat

[lone zenith]

damn

[grim edge]

h
i

[neat cradle]

yoo mikhail tal

[lone zenith]

ive beat a 900 😎

[neat cradle]

thats great

[lone zenith]

nah bro thats miguel tal 💀

[grim edge]

why do people want to be furries?

[keen arch]

anyone wana challenge?

[grim edge]

i dont get it

mrrp mow :3c

[keen arch]

im bored

[lime lava]

I dont know uwu

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imduck82 (furry)

This is the Chess.com profile of furry. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: imduck82 (furry)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 889 (903 peak)
Blitz: 679 (702 peak)
Bullet: 1056 (1130 peak)

[grim edge]

uwu is for weebs, owo is for furries

this is wierd

[lime lava]

[glass carbon]

How tf u know that

[grim edge]

cus im a furry

so oriulhlibubgbhubuiluarigbzdgbipuarao is for idk

[grim edge]

precisely

[glass carbon]

Why are u a furry

[grim edge]

idk ask the warrior cats books

[glass carbon]

U want to be a cat?

[grim edge]

not exactly

[real pulsar]

just mated someone in 16 moves💀

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1106394399174295572/1064344615815217172.gif

[nimble niche]

wtf

[vapid schooner]

How many kings needed to force checkmate

[grim edge]

amateur i mated someone in 2

[nimble niche]

i got 4 brilliants in a real game

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/violet-spit-water-shocked-surprised-gif-17190382

[vapid schooner]

Can't belive what i saw

[glass carbon]

I farted

[nimble niche]

wanna see the game?

[vapid schooner]

Also kiss of death mate is good

[lime lava]

Kiss of death?

[grim edge]

same

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/daily/570760141?tab=review&move=63

[worn ice]

1cbb (1726) vs. lupinek23 (1703)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 h6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Bc5 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. Bxf7+ Kxf7 8. Qh5+ g6 9. Qxc5 Nf6 10. Nc3 Ba6 11. Be3 Re8 12. O-O-O Kg7 13. f3 Bb7 14. g4 d6 15. Qd4 Ba6 16. h4 c5 17. Qd2 Ng8 18. Nd5 Bb7 19. g5 h5 20. Qc3+ Kh7 21. Bxc5 Bxd5 22. Rxd5 Ne7 23. Rdd1 Rf8 24. Bd4 Qd7 25. Bf6 Nc6 26. Rhf1 Rab8 27. f4 Nb4 28. Kb1 Qa4 29. a3 Na6 30. f5 Nc5 31. Bh8 Rxh8 32. fxg6+ Kg8 33. Rf7 Ne6 34. Qf6 Qxe4 35. Rg7+ 

[nimble niche]

4 brilliants in one game

[vapid schooner]

Are you fr right now

[glass carbon]

Are u a girl?

[grim edge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[nimble niche]

look at the game

[grim edge]

won 4 games with bongclod

[upbeat viper]

@lime lava done spamming gifs ? :)

not Mairos

Mikhail

[grim edge]

lmao

[lime lava]

Im not spamming gifs my G

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[lime lava]

[glass carbon]

What's ur problem man u want 1v1 in chess

[upbeat viper]

go back to bullet in peace

[upbeat viper]

nah

[lime lava]

Fk u

[upbeat viper]

interclub round 1 in 1h40

[grim edge]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Tetrahedron.gif

[upbeat viper]

holy

[grim edge]

he dead?

[grim edge]

ikr

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[grim edge]

NOOOOOO

[lime lava]

[grim edge]

i have a spinning hexahedron gif as well

mikhail is ded tho?

[boreal coyote]

chess quits me

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-taking-glasses-off-stoopid-gif-24983995

[real pulsar]

Whatever, I got mated in 15 moves...

[lime lava]

Sit at the chessboard and play with yourself

[real pulsar]

800 elo chess be like

[neat cradle]

🥁

[lime lava]

Its obviously Rxg3 my G

[bright eagle]

You think you can beat a 2000 elo bot in bullet?

[grim edge]

yes

[scarlet harness]

[glass carbon]

how many genders are there 🤔

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-john-mulaney-john-mulaney-baby-j-nope-no-way-gif-11739011257751341935

[bright eagle]

Okay once a different 2000 is done playing against it you can try

[grim edge]

2

men and women

[glass carbon]

thats what i was thinking but people say im wrong

[grim edge]

#〘📝〙rules

right?

"try" 2000 elo is my playground

[elfin crag]

hi everybody 👋

[grim edge]

ok

[pastel phoenix]

Which rook?

[glass carbon]

lets debate historical wars

[grim edge]

how to play bongcloud

2 brilliancies! omgg

in bullet!

my friend said its the best opening

[glass carbon]

ok, but why is my dog standing on the table

[pastel phoenix]

Try to get brilliant in 10 second bullet

[grim edge]

dont boo spam the brilliant emoji!!!!

[glass carbon]

guys im gonna shitping bastman

[pastel phoenix]

How are you 2k rating

[neat cradle]

mid move ngl

[grim edge]

2nd brilliant was premoved

[bright eagle]

@grim edge dm me

[grim edge]

i premoved checkmate!

[pastel phoenix]

I’m still better than you, I premoved a brilliant move in 10 second hyper bullet

[lime lava]

What do you mean which rook
U trying to test my skills

[wise sierra]

||kd4||

[wise sierra]

so ke5

[pastel phoenix]

I premoved it in 10 second bullet

[grim edge]

:3c

[pastel phoenix]

Time control?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/maid-dance-black-man-twerk-dance-twerk-gif-26318377

[glass carbon]

I dislike the nerds who ping server mod when u break a minor rule

[grim edge]

someone sent me this

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shittin-potato-potato-fries-gif-15884244

[glass carbon]

art.

[keen arch]

Anyone up to play?

Literally anyone?

[drowsy crest]

the art is the art

[drowsy crest]

your too strong chad

[keen arch]

nah im bad i started yesterday

[elfin crag]

y can u share and moves, but u cant , and moves?

[keen arch]

you up for a match?

[final gust]

Daily?

[grim edge]

chess username?

[keen arch]

dm me ill send challenge

[elfin crag]

no srsly y?

[grim edge]

who is pinging me

[neat cradle]

no one

[fluid ice]

Will anyone play??

[drowsy crest]

neh

[wise sierra]

send link

[fluid ice]

Ohk

I am dming

[bright eagle]

@grim edge gg

[grim edge]

try hard

make another same arrow and im sure it vanished

identical

[elfin crag]

1 more

[severe oxide]

Nice

[nimble niche]

hi incho

[severe oxide]

hi ?????????????

[nimble niche]

Last night i had a dream that I got 4 brilliants in one game

[severe oxide]

dreaming about chess

freaking nerd

[grim edge]

h i

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/daily/570760141?tab=review

[worn ice]

1cbb (1726) vs. lupinek23 (1703)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 h6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Bc5 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. Bxf7+ Kxf7 8. Qh5+ g6 9. Qxc5 Nf6 10. Nc3 Ba6 11. Be3 Re8 12. O-O-O Kg7 13. f3 Bb7 14. g4 d6 15. Qd4 Ba6 16. h4 c5 17. Qd2 Ng8 18. Nd5 Bb7 19. g5 h5 20. Qc3+ Kh7 21. Bxc5 Bxd5 22. Rxd5 Ne7 23. Rdd1 Rf8 24. Bd4 Qd7 25. Bf6 Nc6 26. Rhf1 Rab8 27. f4 Nb4 28. Kb1 Qa4 29. a3 Na6 30. f5 Nc5 31. Bh8 Rxh8 32. fxg6+ Kg8 33. Rf7 Ne6 34. Qf6 Qxe4 35. [Rg7+] 

[nimble niche]

I got it today somehow

It was so random, I wasn't even thinking about chess last night

[keen arch]

anyone up for a match?

im on a 7 win streak

[severe oxide]

false

[keen arch]

huh?

[nimble niche]

don't question why I'm playing 1700s in daily

[drowsy crest]

I was thinking the same arent you like 2200

[sterile tusk]

Ur about to overtake me

[elfin crag]

i already overtook u

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> webbix7

This is the Chess.com profile of webbix7. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1870 (1873 peak)
Blitz: 1002 (1112 peak)
Bullet: 1167 (1268 peak)

[sterile tusk]

Well, U did xD

[drowsy crest]

@nimble nichewhy is this a brilliant your just trading off equal material right

[sterile tusk]

Did u take a pawn

[silk ocean]

any mod here?

[drowsy crest]

its not my game

[silk ocean]

@gusty warren is cheating with chessvision and helping @fluid burrow in games

[sterile tusk]

Chesscom system is dumb, they give a brilliant for every sacrafice of a piece that is not completely losing

[silk ocean]

they both know barry is using chessvision

[drowsy crest]

breh

[silk ocean]

in VC on stream

i have a video recording for any mod needing it

[keen arch]

im bored guys anyone wana challenge (rapid)

[primal fern]

@keen arch !welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @keen arch, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[next swallow]

fr, in the past finding briliiant is like finding diamonds

now i though brilliant is a normal move

[silk ocean]

it is

[keen arch]

huh?

[primal fern]

connect your account

[sterile tusk]

Brilliants are way to ez, 99% of brilliants arent even that brilliant

[keen arch]

oh mkay

[sterile tusk]

Yesterday someone Here cheated and i beat him in a 1/0 and 3/0 Game xD

[next swallow]

Who?

[devout lagoon]

hi

[next swallow]

hello

[sterile tusk]

He is alr reported multiple Times its @candid oak

[primal fern]

@novel moat

[grim edge]

Ping mods

[primal fern]

what ahppened

[silk ocean]

dont have the power to

[primal fern]

where is your prrof? and also no public accusations

[silk ocean]

i have a video

[primal fern]

dm me

[hard pelican]

I ran out of puzzles today, this is where im stuck at

[silk ocean]

cant send it cos i dont have perms

its not accusation if i have video proof lol

[grim edge]

Dm

Dm to neuro

[sterile tusk]

he challanged sb here and won with 99 accuary, i challanged him blitz and well, he also had insane accuracy nearly only playing best moves but lost on time

[primal fern]

DM me the information please

[primal fern]

dm please

[novel moat]

what

[tropic plaza]

If by chance can i send a pixar meme here?

[primal fern]

sorry wrong ping

[primal fern]

go to #😆〡random-memes

[novel moat]

[tropic plaza]

Alr

[keen arch]

anyone wana challenge?? i have 7 win streak

[verbal thunder]

7 streak is crazy

[keen arch]

i lost my old account so grinding on the new

[verbal thunder]

Oh nice

I'll play, just woke up tho

[keen arch]

rapid 10?

[verbal thunder]

Sure

[keen arch]

ill dm you

[verbal thunder]

Alr lemme login to my account

I be playing as guest

[keen arch]

k

[grim edge]

What's your new account username

[verbal thunder]

Back

[grim edge]

Why

[proven sapphire]

1700 kets gi

lets go *

[grim edge]

Why

[keen arch]

sent the challenge look in dm

[verbal thunder]

My phone ain't working properly

[primal fern]

type /connect

[verbal thunder]

Send it to my account

Karmoni

[keen arch]

i did it it says someone will approve

[grim edge]

@keen arch whats your username

[keen arch]

i dmed you

[grim edge]

Whats your old account username

@keen arch

[verbal thunder]

My phone is running slow as hell

[keen arch]

ok wait

[gloomy crystal]

hi

[keen arch]

i added you as friend

[fluid burrow]

@primal fern did you @ me?

[primal fern]

yes

[keen arch]

Lol my brother deleted the account

[gloomy crystal]

you can delete accounts???

[grim edge]

Say your username

[fluid burrow]

??

[keen arch]

Idk i can't seem to find it

[grim edge]

Old account

[primal fern]

what's ur username

[verbal thunder]

Your accuracys are mad high

Sheesh

[keen arch]

cant remember plus i put my mom's email

[primal fern]

bro how old are you?

💀

[gloomy crystal]

who???

[keen arch]

like 14

[fluid burrow]

@primal fern me for no reason?

[fluid ice]

Will anyone play

[primal fern]

ignore

[primal fern]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @fluid ice, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[grim edge]

I'll unrated

[fluid ice]

Ohk

I m dming the link

[fluid ice]

Sent

[primal fern]

be sure to connect your account to get trustred role

@candid oak

[hybrid swallow]

Rg8?

Or Qxg3

[grim edge]

Qg3

[drowsy crest]

Harry is it gay to breathe

[hybrid swallow]

Everything is gay

[drowsy crest]

agreed

[severe oxide]

false

[elfin crag]

*@elfin crag suffocated *

[hybrid swallow]

Breathing is gay

[grim edge]

What

[verbal thunder]

Ggs

[keen arch]

ggs

[verbal thunder]

Your amazing for an 800

[keen arch]

bro i was 1500

old acc

[verbal thunder]

Even 1500s dont average 90 accuracy

[keen arch]

lol that idk

[toxic grove]

can someone explain why Ne4 is the best move in this positon=?

[elfin crag]

white or black

[toxic grove]

white

[severe oxide]

because black can play ne4

[grim edge]

white:+38 points of material

[elfin crag]

sorry i misread it as Nd5

[elfin crag]

💀

400 game 💀

wasnt 1 queen enough?

[keen arch]

@grim edge wana play a match?

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

If king takes then it is mate

[grim edge]

NO

Unrated ye

[keen arch]

rapid 10?

[toxic grove]

tell me the line

[grim edge]

Yea

[keen arch]

ill dm the challenge

[primal fern]

what's ur username

[keen arch]

kwishav

[grim edge]

Put that position in stockfish

[toxic grove]

i alrdy know the answear it is Qf7 which is disgustingly engine like

[severe oxide]

what was ur old accounts name, the 1500 one

[verbal thunder]

An opening I normally play

[elfin crag]

what is better: 💀 or 🗿 ?

[verbal thunder]

I play one weird opening as white that is a mixture of the Italian and something else

And Sicilan as black

Both get good results if your not a 2000

OH

:skulll:

[grim edge]

Kira accept

Ill wait

@keen arch

[verbal thunder]

Wanna see the game?

[grim edge]

@grim edge analyse all his games

[severe oxide]

He plays very suspicious

[grim edge]

@grim edge

Seems very legit

57 to 93

[sterile tusk]

even over 80 accuracy at 800 elo is-

[sharp terrace]

Did you check his history?

[grim edge]

:3c

[verbal thunder]

:skulll:

[sterile tusk]

well, i hit 80+ accuracy most games but im also an 1850 and not an 800 😮

[verbal thunder]

Just found out you could play chess on roblox

I have been establishing my dominance on these 7 year olds

[sterile tusk]

what was bro trying 😭

this doesnt only undefend the knight, it traps the Queen completely

[verbal thunder]

He's kidnapping your queen

[desert lagoon]

Yall should realize that accuracy is based on your opp rating, its not bcs you get 90 that ur a great player

[severe oxide]

completely false

i would genuinely feel embarrassed if i wrote that

[verbal thunder]

97 accuracy per game as an 800 :stone man:

[sterile tusk]

yea fr i get a blunder when i hang a pawn, 800mfs get a mistake hanging mate

[grim edge]

if i had a raccoon dog all my problems would be solved

exhibit A:

https://www.senckenberg.de/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/2021_05_06_PM-TBG_Marderhund_DorianDoerge_2160x1260_2400x1400-1080x630.jpg

[verbal thunder]

If only Thomas the train was here

[sterile tusk]

i also had that once at 800 but only 12move game or smh cuz of my opening theory

[desert lagoon]

At least im over 2000

[grim edge]

800 played this

[verbal thunder]

CRAZY

[grim edge]

just look how fluffy it is

[verbal thunder]

U just said elo doesn't matter

[severe oxide]

at least i’m not a complete imbecile

[desert lagoon]

Lmao

Read again scrubs

[verbal thunder]

I wouldn't have played that move

[sterile tusk]

teach me how

i need to hit 2k the next 3 month

[verbal thunder]

King moves

[severe oxide]

what’s ur account name

[grim edge]

As a 1600 i wouldn't play that

[verbal thunder]

Lucky

The minute I hit 1600 I lose 100 elo

[fluid ice]

Anyone chess

[sterile tusk]

well, 800s think in another dimension

[fluid ice]

?

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

Yea

[verbal thunder]

What accuracy would only book moves give you 🤔

[grim edge]

I get 75-85

100

[verbal thunder]

Same

(Even tho the last game I had was only a 79)

:no emoji;

[grim edge]

you wanna play?

[worn ice]

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[grim edge]

@verbal thunder

[verbal thunder]

?

Oh yea

[grim edge]

I had 80+ i think

Send me challenge

ghostleviathan666

[slate owl]

last time i pissed my bed was in 2021

[grim edge]

guys

[grim edge]

there's this girl i like

[raven flicker]

yesterday😻☝️

[grim edge]

she plays chess so i decided to learn chess to rizz her

[raven flicker]

Cute

[slate owl]

beat her ass

[grim edge]

but she is like 1600 elo and i am dogshit

[slate owl]

punch the shit otta her

[grim edge]

Megumi's mom?

[raven flicker]

give up

[slate owl]

thats what girls like

[slate owl]

ask her to teach you

[sterile tusk]

GUYS

[grim edge]

she one of those hoes who go for gold and for her the gold is chess ratings

[sterile tusk]

just had this situation in a game, anyone sees the pattern?

[verbal thunder]

Bruv

[grim edge]

Give me her username

[raven flicker]

Make a new acc and pick advanced then u will be 1600elo

[sterile tusk]

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