💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Im gonna tend to loadsamoney, hes got too much money

Loadsa Money Lyrics
Oi you! Shut your mouth and look at my wad!

LOADSAMONEY!
This a journey in to money: Loads of money.

My name, my name, my name is Loadsamoney.

L-O-D-S OF E-M-O-N-E what's that spell? LOADSAMONEY! Probably.

[glossy radish]

uh what

[grim edge]

gg

harry enfield

search it up

[pastel phoenix]

Gg you win

[glossy radish]

what

[grim edge]

loadsamoneu

[grim edge]

do you have loads of money

[restive storm]

This man has loadsamoney

[grim edge]

but the actual song

Is Loadsamoney!!!!

[glossy radish]

no

hi dor

[grim edge]

brokie

only i have loadsamoney

want some?

[restive storm]

hi

[pastel phoenix]

Gg

My 2000 rated opponent resigned

[pastel phoenix]

Gg

[tropic plaza]

What you want

[ashen salmon]

Pawn e6 and he's good

[pastel phoenix]

He resigned

[iron barn]

What happened?

[pastel phoenix]

I won

[iron barn]

Just e6 and white has nothing bruh

[iron barn]

i wouldn't count it as beating a 2000 tho

the guy resigned in the opening when u made a mistake

[pastel phoenix]

I’m playing a 2400 now

Bruh

[hasty iris]

u just missed the most common mating pattern lol

[pastel phoenix]

I blundered a pawn

[viscid jacinth]

Imma do puzzles for one hour so that i can get my memory again

[hasty iris]

u had mate 💀 like the 400 rated puzzle mates

and u missed it bruhhhh

[pastel phoenix]

Nvm

[hasty iris]

also not a real 2400

[viral epoch]

@primal shore

[hasty iris]

2400s dont play like that and lose vs 1000 rated players

likely a second chance account

also are you lagging or something @pastel phoenix

[pastel phoenix]

No

Bruh

I blundered knight checkmate

[hasty iris]

there is no way u took ten seconds to recapture the rook though

without lag

[pastel phoenix]

Ok

I’m playing a 2000

[hasty iris]

...

[frosty jungle]

hello

[pastel phoenix]

Bruh

Can I stop matching 2000

Bro lost on move 1💀

[mystic stream]

🤨

[pastel phoenix]

Nah

I just made a 1820 drop to 1772💀

[viscid jacinth]

Where can I play puzzles according to my elo for free

[pastel phoenix]

Lichess

[viscid jacinth]

I have left chess for 2 months now and cant calculate properly so i wanna practice it now

[livid seal]

lichess should be

[viscid jacinth]

Alright

Thank you

[pastel phoenix]

What’s ur rating

Oh, you can play me if you want

[livid seal]

1400-1500 for him

[pastel phoenix]

I’m a lower rated but stronger player

Gd luck to me

My opponent is 2600💀

[livid seal]

What is ur highest opponent rating you’ve beaten

for me is 2384

but bullet is 2590

[pastel phoenix]

Bruh

I blundered a pawn endgame against a 2600

I was winning

[cloud heath]

Hu

[pastel phoenix]

I moved my king instead of pushing a pawn

Ok

Now let me speedrun bullet win streak

[fading spruce]

Never seen chat so dead

[livid seal]

yeah true

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

I mean

[uncut fable]

yo

[pastel phoenix]

I blundered a winning endgame

[uncut fable]

so I’m friends with this dude, he’s pretty trash, been playing against him for a while as you can see

he keeps pulling off instant checkmates against his alt account

this is against TOS, right?

[kind geyser]

Yes, report him

[pastel phoenix]

Is it rated

[uncut fable]

ye

[pastel phoenix]

Then yes

[uncut fable]

if I’m not wrong it doesn’t matter

[pastel phoenix]

It does

[uncut fable]

isn’t it something like “you can’t make 2 accounts play each other”

[pastel phoenix]

That’s only in rated

[uncut fable]

oh

either way ye it shows “new rapid rating” so I’m reporting his ass

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

Wait

Why did the rating of both players not change

[hybrid swallow]

Love is like a fart,
if you force it, it's gonna make a mess

[uncut fable]

nah it’s cuz im taking all these screenshots at the same time

i didnt take these as he was going along

[pastel phoenix]

Oh

[jovial vector]

Sac my queen taking the pin off and winning material beating a 1600😎

[uncut fable]

i don’t know why but 1600 rated Brazilians, and those in particular, are usually pretty bad

[pastel phoenix]

Bro I’m so upset

[uncut fable]

i have beaten 3 of them, and been crushed by every other 1600 I’ve played

[pastel phoenix]

I almost beat a 2600💀

In rated

[jovial vector]

a 2600??

[pastel phoenix]

Yes

[jovial vector]

dang you must be crazy good

[uncut fable]

wait a minute

we talkin icy?

[uncut fable]

the 2600 Australian CM?

oh, guess not.

[pastel phoenix]

I blundered

[uncut fable]

AYO WHAT

TF ARE YOUR NOTIFS

[pastel phoenix]

French-defence.exe

[cinder sky]

hi

[cinder sky]

hi

[cinder sky]

user diunarm is a bot account lol

[uncut fable]

who tf are you

new user?

[cinder sky]

you said my name

[uncut fable]

joking

[cinder sky]

xD

[uncut fable]

did you get summoned

[cinder sky]

yes

[uncut fable]

are all titled players able to simply be summoned by chess players

[nimble niche]

hi icy

[cinder sky]

are you a chess player

[uncut fable]

ye

[cinder sky]

hi

[nimble niche]

remember that time you destroyed me in a blitz game?

[cinder sky]

no

[stable mirage]

🧊

[uncut fable]

icy rn

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/76486177119?tab=review

[worn ice]

icy (2510) vs. 1cbb (2125)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. g3 g6 3. Bg2 Bg7 4. O-O O-O 5. d4 d5 6. c4 c6 7. cxd5 cxd5 8. Nc3 Nc6 9. Ne5 e6 10. Nxc6 bxc6 11. e3 Ba6 12. Re1 Rb8 13. Na4 Qa5 14. b3 Nd7 15. Ba3 Rfc8 16. Bd6 Rb7 17. Rc1 Bb5 18. Nc5 Nxc5 19. Bxc5 Qxa2 20. Ra1 Qb2 21. b4 a6 22. Bf1 Bxf1 23. Kxf1 Ra8 24. Re2 Qc3 25. Rc2 Qb3 26. Qd2 Bxd4 27. exd4 Qf3 28. Kg1 h5 29. Qe2 Qf5 30. Rca2 h4 31. Qc2 Qf3 32. Qe2 Qf5 33. Qc2 Qf3 34. Qd1 Qe4 35. Qb1 Qf3 36. Ra3 Qe2 37. Qf1 Qe4 38. Qd3 Qg4 39. Qf3 Qg5 40. Qf4 Qh5 41. Qxh4 Qxh4 42. [gxh4] 

[cinder sky]

cool

[uncut fable]

1. cbb?

[cinder sky]

accept my challenge

[hasty iris]

@livid seal are you on a second chance account? just curious

[uncut fable]

how do you play that opening

[heavy cosmos]

The bot broke?

[cinder sky]

oopsies

[livid seal]

yes I am

[faint hazel]

hello people

[versed remnant]

Hi

[bright prairie]

Hi

[nova dune]

This role color 💀

[versed remnant]

Dam you smart

[nova dune]

The 💩 trusted role color is so weird

[bright prairie]

Why?

[versed remnant]

You’re rating

[nimble niche]

i only got 6-2'ed, not bad

[bright prairie]

I guess you're new here. Welcome

In this server there is so many > 2200 elo

[nova dune]

Hikaru

[versed remnant]

Dam

I’m not close

[bright prairie]

!welcome @versed remnant

[stable jungle]

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[bright prairie]

Ik

[versed remnant]

I’m on 900

[bright prairie]

Good luck for 1000

0.1% in 100 million

100k

[echo kestrel]

LES GO bullet peak

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1964 (2004 peak)
Blitz: 2133 (2180 peak)
Bullet: 2216 (peak)

[versed remnant]

I don’t play chess a lot anymore 🥲

[bright prairie]

Why

[nimble niche]

i didn't get adopted by a 2500 in hyperbullet, are you proud of me?

[echo kestrel]

Wow

[nimble niche]

i only got 6-2ed

[bright prairie]

W

[nimble niche]

i won the 3rd and 8th games

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

This is the Chess.com profile of 1cbb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2202 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2203 (2211 peak)

[versed remnant]

After while I just got bored and started something new

[modern sparrow]

100 million players spread through 3 time controls

[willow elbow]

white to play, find the best move

[bright prairie]

There is more than 3 times controlles

[nimble niche]

ub, hb, bullet, blitz, rapid, classical

[modern sparrow]

Qh5

[bright prairie]

Wut

[modern sparrow]

these r active players ryt

[willow elbow]

no what

[bright prairie]

Bishop Take queen?

[modern sparrow]

the number

[willow elbow]

its actually bxg7

[modern sparrow]

oo

[bright prairie]

Tf why

[sterile tusk]

I will never get 1000 blitz elo again 🫤

[willow elbow]

idk the engine somewhat finds it better

[jovial vector]

Oh no my pawn

[bright prairie]

Oh nooo 😦

You loose a pawn

1000 elo?

[dense siren]

That's 1000 elo match💀

[jovial vector]

Idk why he took it would've never happened in my 15 minute games

10 minute games are so easy

yeah I was just tryna pressure his pinned piece but he gifted me elo

[sterile tusk]

This is me and im 1850 elo

[bright prairie]

Go to 1400 @grim edge

[bright prairie]

Actually you missed qa4

[dense siren]

I lose hope in elo

[sterile tusk]

Nc6

Saw that but he gets free development

[barren terrace]

gg

[austere pecan]

the chess page don't works in edge or Chrome

[sterile tusk]

It works for me on chrome

[bright prairie]

Why you have 1200-1399 rôle

[barren terrace]

hehehaw

[bright prairie]

So it's helping the opponent to development its a bad move

[barren terrace]

sus

[bright prairie]

My bad

[austere pecan]

how many ram do You have?

[barren terrace]

amungus

[willow elbow]

edited?!

[bright prairie]

Clear the cash

Opera gx better

[willow elbow]

u mean cache

[austere pecan]

for real

[bright prairie]

Yeah

[willow elbow]

[austere pecan]

I have 8 ram, and i can't play and watch YouTube videos

[barren terrace]

v

[bright prairie]

Tf you got a serious problem

[barren terrace]

w

[bright prairie]

You have an ssd or hdd?

[willow elbow]

magnus

[austere pecan]

ssd

[barren terrace]

v=w w= w rizz

[devout lagoon]

um

[bright prairie]

What's your cpu / gpu?

[devout lagoon]

idk

[solemn ivy]

flawless diamonds these are pearlss

[willow elbow]

qxa1?

[bright prairie]

That's not normal if your you can't watch YouTube

[barren terrace]

I don't know why eryone support ukraine and no one suppert rusia

[willow elbow]

[bright prairie]

Chess.com is an American company

[austere pecan]

inel i5 8 generation, and nvidia 1050, is a laptop Lenovo legión, is a old laptop

[gritty pelican]

yo

[barren terrace]

i knnow

[willow elbow]

ne4?

[devout lagoon]

bro 💀

[willow elbow]

nah thats bad

[bright prairie]

How you can't using YouTube with that!!!

[devout lagoon]

how tf is this a lenevo leigon

[jovial vector]

these weyward queen players omg

[drowsy crest]

Good morning

[drowsy crest]

ayo rematch?

[devout lagoon]

🗿

welp bro lost ggez

[austere pecan]

The laptop heats up and Windows stops working, the screen freezes

[bright prairie]

Play me

[flint fox]

imagine chess on ps4

[jovial vector]

Im down

[willow elbow]

[jovial vector]

bettt

[drowsy crest]

ight

[drowsy crest]

https://play.chess.com/phqy3

London players are even worse 💀

[bright prairie]

Go to a pc reparator my friend

[willow niche]

😭

[bright prairie]

Qb2

[austere pecan]

i'm poor

[sharp smelt]

Qb2

[dense siren]

Every single player below 800

[willow niche]

i wanna be trusted

😭

[willow elbow]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[bright prairie]

Try Remove some unnecessary apps at startup

[willow niche]

i know i know

but i still have to wait 1 more day

[willow elbow]

[willow niche]

cuz i got here 6 days ago

[devout lagoon]

oh

[willow niche]

😭

[austere pecan]

I Will try whit Opera

[devout lagoon]

anyone want to play

[bright prairie]

Right-click on the task bar

[willow elbow]

me

[bright prairie]

And click on task manager

[devout lagoon]

user?

[willow elbow]

send a link

[austere pecan]

i'm in My tablet yet

[bright prairie]

Ok

@jovial vector send link please

[devout lagoon]

https://play.chess.com/KQKcK

[austere pecan]

anyways thanks

[bright prairie]

I hope you find the solution to your pc problem

[jovial vector]

playing that person rn lemme finish up

[flint fox]

What do yall think is the top 3 worst openings

[austere pecan]

I Will Buy a laptop gamer soon

[bright prairie]

Trust me don't

[blissful kestrel]

how do u counter the mcdonald

[hasty iris]

is that big tonka t

[blissful kestrel]

i wish

[barren terrace]

brilliant

[hasty iris]

[bright prairie]

You try to do something like that

[sharp smelt]

what is the mcdonald

[blissful kestrel]

it auto corrected its mcconnell

i had an awful day on chess today i lost like 75% of my games

[sharp smelt]

rip

[bright prairie]

Bobby Fischer played an amazing game against mcconnel

[devout lagoon]

gg

[drowsy crest]

LMAO

gg @jovial vector

i couldnt send messages in game for some reason

[jovial vector]

ah np gg

thought My horse sac would be brilliant cause It opened so many opportunities but ig not

[drowsy crest]

oh

[bright prairie]

You can find the game on YouTube

[bright prairie]

I can heard the music playing

[jovial vector]

still down for a game?

[bright prairie]

Yeah let's play

[jovial vector]

https://play.chess.com/qLAJZ

[bright prairie]

[jovial vector]

that was such a hectic game dude I remembered like 2 moves of the line and all hell broke lose

[bright prairie]

Wp

[jovial vector]

gg

[bright prairie]

Bro

I didn't calculate what's after queen a4 check

[sharp smelt]

qa4 c6?

[fathom reef]

what channel even is this

[hybrid swallow]

When you think about it...
The number '87' looks like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb

[native iris]

When you look at it sideways?

[maiden mesa]

google it

[uncut fable]

WAS THAT 87?

[hybrid swallow]

Yes

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-the-bite-of87-golden-freddy-eat-gif-16339787

[solemn ivy]

wtf

[hybrid swallow]

?

[solemn ivy]

whats ur favorite rifle

[hybrid swallow]

My own

22' long

Anschütz

[fathom reef]

ok

[solemn ivy]

In the USA, individuals living in cars due to partial homelessness result from a complex interplay of factors. High housing costs relative to income, stagnant wages, and income inequality drive this issue. Job loss, weak social support, medical expenses, evictions, and lack of affordable housing also contribute, while systemic problems and inadequate policies further perpetuate the phenomenon.

[fathom reef]

ummm actually, this is the bite of 883 and not 87 🤓

[grim edge]

I am barely paying my rent, does anyone have any good jobs for paying rent?

Any ideas?

[rotund field]

Nope

[grim edge]

If you are a boy.

.

[fathom reef]

scamming

[grim edge]

Any real jobs mine barely pays.

[fathom reef]

stripper

[rotund field]

Real

[fathom reef]

real

[wraith saddle]

Job

[wraith saddle]

Find more work

With high salary

Or ask the landlord to reduce your rent

[rotund field]

Force the landlord

[wraith saddle]

Or search for a small house that you can afford to buy

What's your budget @grim edge

[coral hatch]

hello chess nerds.

[digital phoenix]

@rotund field how do i touch a cat

[wraith saddle]

Hello joe

[rotund field]

"Pspspspspsps" before, and pay attention to body language of the cat

[coral hatch]

Hi David.

[digital phoenix]

it came to me yesterday and then i pet it a little bit

[rotund field]

If they got their tail up while u walk up it's friendly

[coral hatch]

Don't touch the pu-ssy.

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[barren terrace]

i love losing

*i hate it

[coral hatch]

And your profile name is magnus.

[drowsy crest]

Cagnus marlsen

[barren terrace]

im not him

im an copy of him

[drowsy crest]

I am fobby bischer tho

[coral hatch]

Who knows, you could be the real magnus.

[drowsy crest]

bro is a he because he will never be him

[barren terrace]

try click this ink

[digital phoenix]

better be MG fobby bischer with that name

[coral hatch]

I have a strong intuition that you're the real magnus.

[drowsy crest]

I indeed am an master grand

[barren terrace]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

[wraith saddle]

14th Oct is Pak Indo match

[barren terrace]

umm...

[digital phoenix]

thats crazy

[barren terrace]

click it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0

[wraith saddle]

Rick roll

Don't click

[barren terrace]

he fell for it hehehaw

lol no way

omg no way

[wraith saddle]

No it shows the video image first then hides it

[hybrid swallow]

[wraith saddle]

In a split sc

[barren terrace]

no escuses lol

[digital phoenix]

i saw the image embed yeah

[barren terrace]

sushhh

[wraith saddle]

Same

[digital phoenix]

6k reactions

[wraith saddle]

Anyone plays Roblox here

[digital phoenix]

roblox is a game for babies

[wraith saddle]

No

It's a game for all ages

[digital phoenix]

but yet only played by infants

[wraith saddle]

If You would've played Waterloo at home you won't be saying that

Or Marquee of Wars

Those games are no games for infants @digital phoenix

[digital phoenix]

bet theres still 12 year olds on that

[wraith saddle]

You need discord to be recruited in the army

I have played that gane

*game

15

In November

[wraith saddle]

Half hour England against France

[bright prairie]

Why

[digital phoenix]

what

[bright prairie]

V cloned lasagna

[wraith saddle]

War

[bright prairie]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[wraith saddle]

The British Cavalry went mad

The English Cavalry battalion attacked the main castle

300 of them

[bright prairie]

Pixi my true master

My beloved

The only pixelated

[wraith saddle]

1000 players in total

Napoleon was executed after the war

[digital phoenix]

he got exiled wym

[wraith saddle]

In game bro

[bright prairie]

He got exiled in an island

[wraith saddle]

In the game

[bright prairie]

That opening sucks

[wraith saddle]

The person playing as Napoleon got executed

[bright prairie]

What are you talking about mr roblox pfp

That's the new chatgpt??

[wraith saddle]

It was a miracle that we

Won

[bright prairie]

I hate British food

[wraith saddle]

BC our king focused more on chanting than playing the war

[bright prairie]

I hate British accent

[wraith saddle]

Every minute he commanded us to chant

For the king and country!!

I wish he would have been executed rather than Napoleon

[candid river]

Heya

How can I put images in it?

[lament saddle]

Hey I Have a serious problem.....

[coral hatch]

What's up London?

What's your problem?

Not you. The other guy saying that he has a problem. He he.

[digital phoenix]

kaboom

[coral hatch]

You know, when you reach the top of the mountain, it feels good but then after a few minutes, you start feeling empty, like now what?

[lament saddle]

My brother has got too much distracted and he dosen't play chess matches so, I need a mentor for him and someone to look over him. he also clicks here and there and gets distracted. he has also acheived a fide rating of 1143 in the age of 7. And now he is not playing any games too improve himself.

[coral hatch]

It seems like human life can never be satisfied. It always looks up for the next struggle.

[digital phoenix]

does he actually like chess or are u forcing him to play

[lament saddle]

well he likes to play chess

[digital phoenix]

also that sounds like something his parents should do

[coral hatch]

Only 7 and already a chess prodigy? Very good.

[lament saddle]

But he dosen't even listen to them and shouts at them

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> iamnottypical

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 784 (peak)
Blitz: 1649 (1665 peak)
Bullet: 1571 (1574 peak)

[coral hatch]

But let him do whatever he wants to, because he's still a child.

[lament saddle]

Ok that's an option.

[digital phoenix]

well thats a discipline problem

[coral hatch]

Ask your brother, do you want to play chess seriously or for fun?

[digital phoenix]

beat him up

[coral hatch]

If he says for fun, then let him be.

[digital phoenix]

1143 was somehow my exact fide rating a few months ago

[coral hatch]

If for serious, get him to a chess club or a tutor etc.

[lament saddle]

yup he has got discipline problem

[digital phoenix]

do something about it

if he shouts at his parents a tutor might not help for shit

[lament saddle]

We tried but nothing went well

[digital phoenix]

i got caned when i was 7

[coral hatch]

Yep, why you are trying to discipline a 7 year old?

[lament saddle]

We have joined an online class but its not very effective

[fluid burrow]

Is it good to get off as soon as you’ve lost a game ??

[digital phoenix]

if its ur first game of the day no

[lament saddle]

He can be a great player in chess

[coral hatch]

I have feeling, that you feel like he has a potential to become some kind of GM in future and you want to cash on it and not miss the chance.

[lament saddle]

That is not an Option

[coral hatch]

But he's just a kid, so just let him do whatever he wants.

[digital phoenix]

discipline starts from young thats why americans have suddenly invented all the bullshit

[lament saddle]

yeah he has the potential

[digital phoenix]

like random ass genders i never knew existed

[coral hatch]

What's your definition of discipline?

[lament saddle]

yup he has about 1600

[digital phoenix]

listening to parents probably thats enough

[coral hatch]

Don't beat him for not playing chess because he will lose the motivation and interest and you'll get an irritated chess player who will amount to nothing in life.

[digital phoenix]

beating should not be an option anyway

[lament saddle]

nope beating up is not an solution

He is scared of teachers and mentors so he will listen to them

[coral hatch]

If I had a younger sibling who showed sign of high IQ, in any field like music or whatever, I will just let them be.

[lament saddle]

When he is in home he gets like a lion and when he gets out of home he is like a cat

[coral hatch]

Who wants to ruin childhood.

[lament saddle]

It's not like that

[coral hatch]

Which country are you from Kaboom?

[digital phoenix]

yeah but ending up like this isnt good

[lament saddle]

INDIA🇮🇳

[coral hatch]

Cool. I'm from India too. Which state or city?

[lament saddle]

Mumbai

[coral hatch]

Now, the picture is becoming more clear with your Indian mentality of catching them young.

The only advice that I can give to you, is you need to chill and let the kid do whatever he wants. Let him study and play for fun at this time.

[lament saddle]

Discipline is the key to success so i think he should behave well and atleast do 10-15 matche sper day

[coral hatch]

But don't you think he's very young for this thing?

[digital phoenix]

damn a set amount of chess matches a day is something else

[severe oxide]

just play until u lose everything

[lament saddle]

He is not improving

[severe oxide]

then cry urself to sleep

[coral hatch]

More than the child, the grown ups need more discipline to control their urge to discipline their child.

[severe oxide]

w email?

i have to wear a suit 🤯

shit gonna go crazy 🥶🙏

[coral hatch]

Bye everybody.

I'm going to take a big shit now.

[lament saddle]

Every guy in u7 is improving

[severe oxide]

send proof?

[coral hatch]

I'll send you a picture and the weight of the shit.

[severe oxide]

good

[coral hatch]

Do you want me to post it here?

[lament saddle]

And also a Girl whom he beated in chess a lot of times now she beated him and i just don't know how. He can also be spoiled so i think we must do something

[digital phoenix]

personally i think u should settle his behaviour first before any chess thing

[lament saddle]

yup that is also a problem we are trying this from atleast 6 to 8 months but nothing's working

[bright eagle]

@coral hatch can you help me test a bot?

[lament saddle]

Also he plays damn fast in a classical match and commonly misses forks

[severe oxide]

it starts with one thing i don’t know why it doesn’t even matter how hard you try keep that in mind i designed this rhyme to explain in due time time is a valuable thing

[drowsy crest]

which one of the two same pfp dudes are you

[severe oxide]

idk

🥶🙏

[drowsy crest]

;-;

I hit 1000 elo btw

Without puzzles

(i dont have diamond and cc puzzles are paid)

[grim edge]

i hit 2100 without puzzles omg its like they matter

[drowsy crest]

thats cool and all bro but

you know what nvm

[grim edge]

its not like its a marketing scheme to get you to spend money on membership

[drowsy crest]

🤔

[severe oxide]

lichess exists

[severe oxide]

ew it’s this guy

[viscid jacinth]

Hello

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-cr1tikal-moistcritikal-sneako-me-when-gif-9977190952691864576

[viscid jacinth]

These are clips, not magazines you buffoon

[severe oxide]

these are magazines, not clips you buffoon

[mild quarry]

https://chng.it/fWVCQ2Vq52

sign up

[digital phoenix]

no

[grim edge]

no

[lament jacinth]

No

4 day school week is dumb

[mild quarry]

thx appreciate it

anyone bullet or blitz

https://tenor.com/view/fr-ong-gif-24731885

[coral hatch]

@bright eagle Kaboom's brother can help you test your bot.

[lament jacinth]

Based on your intelligence it seems you should be signing for a 6 day school week

[mild apex]

6 day skool week is pain

[digital phoenix]

real

[mild quarry]

schlawg thinks bro smart

[coral hatch]

Ban schools.

[mild quarry]

WWW

[digital phoenix]

americans are already so stupid they need more school

[coral hatch]

Start self-learn.

[lament jacinth]

But where will you hang out during the day

[mild quarry]

Masjid

[lament jacinth]

I thought you loved hanging out at schools

[mild quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/pray-praying-dickies-gangster-gangsta-gif-1281706038007242304

[digital phoenix]

damn

[mild quarry]

lets run it up?

[coral hatch]

What would you do, if somebody comes forcibly into your house and then evicts you?

[viscid jacinth]

Better call saul

[coral hatch]

Like the history of Palestine and Israel...

[viscid jacinth]

Idk about palestine

[digital phoenix]

unless u have rainbow pawn and u are a furry of course

[viscid jacinth]

Tru

[grim edge]

life is kinda sad without birq and zax

[jovial vector]

Find the moves😎

[viscid jacinth]

Truer

[digital phoenix]

ur not even in this server much

[mild quarry]

BULLET OR BLITZ ANYONE????????!!!!!!!!!!

[grim edge]

yea

[digital phoenix]

so it doesnt change anything

[coral hatch]

But I would encourage most people to read history that is available everywhere in print and online about the history of the current situation.

[grim edge]

ik but it was fun having them here

[viscid jacinth]

Qxh6 take the rook take the queen

[digital phoenix]

zax is still heere very rarely

[grim edge]

yea

[grim edge]

i think i told him to shut up too much and he just left

[viscid jacinth]

I dont really miss anyone

[digital phoenix]

nah he just bad

[jovial vector]

👍

[worthy flume]

School is boring

[grim edge]

i need to change that

[worthy flume]

I drawed all kg variants from memory

[mild quarry]

BULLET ANYONE>?????????

[worthy flume]

All i know*

[grim edge]

call me aei

/ ou

[worthy flume]

No one is impressed im leaving

[nimble niche]

how does studying chess at school make you less of a nerd?

chess is for nerds

[worthy flume]

I dont study chess at school

Im just bored on lesson and decided to draw

[grim edge]

it isnt reallyy that impressive

an analysis board + pgn would be way more effective anyways

[gloomy crystal]

hi

[worthy flume]

Yeah thats understandable

[drowsy crest]

she has a boyfriend bro, but I dont 😼

[drowsy crest]

lmao i play chess in school like this

just use a pencil, erase pieces and draw them at the next place

[bright eagle]

real G's use pgns 🗿

🤨

[jovial vector]

Put dudes rook in timeout

[drowsy crest]

not that good at chess yet

[drowsy crest]

Lmao

[boreal cosmos]

sup

[worthy flume]

🙂

[digital phoenix]

its gonna fly

[fluid raven]

Hello

[worthy flume]

?

[digital phoenix]

paper gonna fly away

[drowsy crest]

LMAO

[worthy flume]

Its not playable, its moves half of pieces together

I made it because i was bored (like everyting i do)

[digital phoenix]

also i played move and erase in school but for the pieces we write the notation like k b n p q

[fathom reef]

did you pray today?
did you pray today?

cuz if you diiiidn'tttt

imma have to 🧌 you down on some gangsta shit

[mild quarry]

GLIZZZY

[fluid raven]

Any opening suggestions for black?

[undone fable]

1. Qxh6 Kg8 2. Qxf8 Kxf8 3. fxg4 and black loses a rook and a queen

[gloomy crystal]

caro kann 💀

[undone fable]

Sicilian defense

[gloomy crystal]

i dont really like hyper modern openings that much....

[fathom reef]

caro kann

[fluid raven]

Thanks

[fathom reef]

embed fail

[fluid raven]

Is KID gud?

😂

[sturdy sinew]

That's awesome

[worthy flume]

Thx

[dry wadi]

just a reminder that the Israel Palestine conflict is a really long and hard to understand conflict filled with bullshit from both sides, and that the horrible attack on Israeli citizens in on the 7 of October was a monstrous act to anyone who cherishes life and love.
**and that Hamas is a 100% terrorist organization **

i dont even want to start to talk about that honestly, the videos and the pictures and the stories just break my heart

[grim edge]

do you guys like your cocks fried or deep fried

no im playing genshin

[dry wadi]

well you had a pretty hard day yesterday then

at least for a bit

hasharon

that is unless hezbolla will try to join the action

yep

[undone fable]

[dry wadi]

yeah , after hamas has literally paraded and displayed and "blessed" these horrible actions.
it will be pretty hard for anyone with a functioning heart to deny these horrors

[compact mantle]

Sup yall

[tidal mica]

hi guys

[dry wadi]

hi

[compact mantle]

Hamas a bunch of meatheads thinking they doing the work of God

[dry wadi]

oh trust me i know already that there are people who deny or search how israel is to blame or legitimize ending lifes of babies etc

[tidal mica]

talking abt war on hamas and wht ever he other nation is?

[dry wadi]

sorry ?

[tidal mica]

im wrong somewhere?

[lime lava]

uwu user be like:

[tidal mica]

if it is then im sorry

[lime lava]

[dry wadi]

im not sure i understood what you said, thats all

[tidal mica]

oh ok

[grim edge]

huhh

[lime lava]

[mild apex]

omg

[dry wadi]

honestly im glad that theres chess to play, cause although im a trashy player it at least helps me fall asleep while this war is going on '

[mild apex]

cal is here

[grim edge]

hihihihihi

im back after a long timee

ish

[mild apex]

im back after watching anime

[nimble niche]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949559201200476193/1161946849008156762/Screenshot_2023-10-12_at_7.26.23_pm.png?ex=653a2654&is=6527b154&hm=d542d3b1c63c93d2f976dc68ffcdfa44526b836eb622cb4e051585c72ec7841c&

[mild apex]

hewo cal

[nimble niche]

not my homework btw, before you correct it

[dry wadi]

may i ask what anime ? im searching for stuff to watch currently

[grim edge]

yum meth

[compact mantle]

Water Write

I have yet to watch breaking bad, is it any good?

[lime lava]

Explain it

[grim edge]

very

[nimble niche]

I said it's not my homework

[compact mantle]

Never heard of it

[lime lava]

Explain the joke

[compact mantle]

What is it

[nimble niche]

walter white

[compact mantle]

Ohhhhhh

[drowsy crest]

walter brown

[digital phoenix]

dont ask how the knight moves

[compact mantle]

Lego chima with the lion and the crocodile

[sturdy sinew]

Walter White?

[compact mantle]

And them gang

[nimble niche]

isn't his name walter browne?

[compact mantle]

Hell yeah I remember that

[drowsy crest]

no idea

[lime lava]

What does methane has to do with that

[compact mantle]

I used to have one of them capes

[nimble niche]

meth

[rough dome]

How does the rook move

[compact mantle]

Damn that’s a flashback and a half

[lament jacinth]

Mairrrrrooooosssssssss

Yohoooooooooooooooooo

[compact mantle]

What’s that😂

[lime lava]

What is meth if his name is WALTER WHITE

[compact mantle]

It sounds like food

[lament jacinth]

Candy

[mild quarry]

ANYONE BULLET OR BLITZ?

[midnight fjord]

@random drum
“And you are older than me too”
“ your new pfp is kinda funny”
Tell me who is the simp now. Close your mouth ty

[rough dome]

Blitz

[nimble niche]

have you ever watched breaking bad before?

[mild quarry]

sure user?

[lime lava]

No

[rough dome]

☠️

[nimble niche]

it's not the first time he has shown simping tendencies

[random drum]

do u even know who I am ?

[mild quarry]

https://play.chess.com/co6Lu

[random drum]

Ig contet matters

[compact mantle]

A ding liren fanboy

[nimble niche]

seen you around before

[lime lava]

But I have a better one for you...
What do you call a boat that can fly

[nimble niche]

what

[compact mantle]

Little foot

[random drum]

wait

[lament jacinth]

a flying boat

[random drum]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[midnight fjord]

No it doesn’t. Just stop acting like you care, I know her brother and I know her I’m not a simp just shut up

Also you were literally being ass trying to see who I played against for free

[lime lava]

Small foot

[compact mantle]

🤣🤣

[random drum]

I just saw her games

and I saw ur name

[midnight fjord]

🤣 simp

[mild quarry]

@rough dome are you on?

[digital phoenix]

how far do u have to dig

[midnight fjord]

Fr

[random drum]

If I look at someone's game. so I am simp?

[midnight fjord]

I don’t even care a single bit, you are blocked

[lime lava]

Explain it

[compact mantle]

I dey get yeah

[mild quarry]

anyone bullet or blitz

[lime lava]

Haha

[compact mantle]

So a boat that can fly

You dey call little foot

Sometime it work like that yeah

[midnight fjord]

I think this screenshot has showed enough that you are a simp. I clearly am not because she joined my server then we started talking and I talked with her brother too @random drum good luck in your life

Anyways sup chat

My favorite noobs

[lime lava]

[digital phoenix]

what is the hype with playing high rated players

[lime lava]

Hewo

[lament jacinth]

Mairos is 800 elo

[random drum]

Ohk sorry. I was just having a bad mood today in morning as I got bad grades in my exam. I am sorry

[compact mantle]

Y’all know how to jubislide?

[nimble niche]

you get more elo for winning

[compact mantle]

Im tryna learn it rq

[midnight fjord]

You are less noob than the others

[sweet pumice]

guys can someone help me i'm about to finish myself

[midnight fjord]

🤨

[digital phoenix]

are u the guy whos 'not a furry'

[mild quarry]

bullet anyone?

[midnight fjord]

You live there?

[compact mantle]

You’re israeli?

Damn

[lament jacinth]

Pov Israel moment

[sweet pumice]

u think that's funny

[digital phoenix]

is being a furry funny

[lime lava]

[rocky vale]

Big brain time

[lime lava]

I will casually ignore u

[lament jacinth]

WHAT

[rocky vale]

@midnight fjord Sheesh

[lament jacinth]

rude reporting to police

[random drum]

@midnight fjord I have always respect you. I made a mistake and I take my words back. I am sorry. Enjoy your life !

[lime lava]

What

[lime lava]

Last time you did it they got scared

[lament jacinth]

everyone is scared of me

You especially

[midnight fjord]

Eyo

[lime lava]

Of me
What you on about

[lament jacinth]

YOURE SCARED OF ME FACE IT

[nimble niche]

very scary

[lime lava]

I mean brudda
I was 400 back then
It was easy u know Im sayin

[nimble niche]

i have never hit 400 in my life, im just that shit

[random drum]

I'll be inactive for sometime 👍 so slow replies. I'll prove myself

[nimble niche]

im still like 200 elo peak

[drowsy crest]

noob I am 1000

[nimble niche]

how are you so good??!!?!11!??1

[drowsy crest]

Natural talent and shit yk, you wouldn't get it tho

only for a reserved few

life's unfair

[lime lava]

Agree

[digital phoenix]

i believe that the more asian a mod is the less time they spend moderating this server

[drowsy crest]

tru

[nimble niche]

beehops and jeffrey

[lime lava]

[drowsy crest]

OMG MY BROTHER PLAYED WITH MY ACCOUNT

[lime lava]

Why does bro realise that

[drowsy crest]

BRO I AM BACK 999 elo

[nimble niche]

neondactyl

[digital phoenix]

jeffery is american

[lime lava]

Dont say that here pls

[nimble niche]

then just win a game

[digital phoenix]

beehops last sent a message 5 months ago

[nimble niche]

isn't he ethnically chinese or something?

[digital phoenix]

location wise

[nimble niche]

tpd isn't asian

[drowsy crest]

not a good chess day

[nimble niche]

nor is neondactyl

[drowsy crest]

:>

[digital phoenix]

brought my phone to a cat the other day and let it play on my account

it lost 100 elo is that sandbagging

[drowsy crest]

I cant send messages in cc for some reason

[nimble niche]

should've eaten it quickly

[grim edge]

2100 bulleet!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Emi A (spammer)

This is the Chess.com profile of spammer. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Emi A (spammer)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1602 (1708 peak)
Blitz: 1820 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 2124 (2257 peak)

[lime lava]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-yes-kitten-cat-cute-gif-17238199

[nimble niche]

exclusively bullet player

[grim edge]

i really only play blitz

once i get tilted i switch to bullet

it works i swear

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-cr1tikal-moistcritikal-sneako-me-when-gif-9977190952691864576

[lament jacinth]

This isn't a clip, it's a mag you bozo

[drowsy crest]

I forgot how trash 1000 elo players are

[radiant gale]

yo i just got 2 brilliant moves in 1 game and i'm 1100.

[cosmic depot]

Hi in my Club everyone is able to remember the Last 3-4 moves played easily and I don't does this come with experience or am I Just unser average

[viscid jacinth]

Lol free rook no way

[drowsy crest]

bro 💀

[cosmic depot]

And how can I improve my memory

[grim edge]

anone 1v1?

anyone 1v1?

[random drum]

https://x.com/theskindoctor13/status/1709791442514923683?s=20

[ionic veldt]

What’s your rating?

[sharp smelt]

what does

[grim edge]

hm?

Woops

[sharp smelt]

oh lmao ur spammer

[grim edge]

?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Emi A (spammer)

This is the Chess.com profile of spammer. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Emi A (spammer)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1602 (1708 peak)
Blitz: 1820 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 2150 (2257 peak)

[grim edge]

no?

how r u a he/him and a she/her

[sharp smelt]

who

[grim edge]

asked

[sharp smelt]

??

[grim edge]

??

[grim edge]

u

play me 1 0

ill 30 0 you @sharp smelt

[sharp smelt]

idk

[sharp smelt]

i dont talk to trash 🥱

vs me when u 2500

[grim edge]

ill 100 0 you 1 0

[drowsy crest]

anyone got diamond, mind reviewing this https://www.chess.com/game/live/90841713073

[worn ice]

Perkee00 (945) vs. ItsMeExpert (1006)

Move List

1. d4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. e3 Bf5 4. g4 Bg6 5. [h3] e6 6. Nf3 Bd6 7. a3 Ne7 8. b4 O-O 9. Bd3 Bxd3 10. Qxd3 Nd7 11. O-O Ng6 12. h4 Nxh4 13. Nxh4 Qxh4 14. f4 Qg3+ 15. Kh1 Qxg4 16. Rg1 Qh3# 

[grim edge]

fine ill push for it tonight

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> lucky

This is the Chess.com profile of lucky. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1387 (peak)
Blitz: 647

[grim edge]

i just need a good opponent to farm

[sharp smelt]

say mums

[sharp smelt]

did it work

i think i did it idk

[drowsy crest]

lemme check

didnt

[grim edge]

:3c

[mild quarry]

anyone blitz or rapid?

[rich crystal]

Rapid ig

[mild quarry]

sure

[rich crystal]

Send link

[mild quarry]

https://play.chess.com/iksxT

[grim edge]

let me farm you

[sharp smelt]

trash

[nimble niche]

why am i thinking Nh5 Qf3 Nxd4?

[sharp smelt]

Kh8

[rich crystal]

Ain't workin wait lemme send one

[mild quarry]

okay

[sharp smelt]

why not just Bg6??

[rich crystal]

https://play.chess.com/JqhEL

[mild quarry]

i rematched you

[sharp smelt]

thats right?

[rich crystal]

Are you oomkonc

[mild quarry]

?

[rich crystal]

Just confirming someone named oomkonc on chess.com is playing against me that you right?

[mild quarry]

yeah

alt

[fluid burrow]

better to play blitz or rapid ?

which is more respectable?

[mild quarry]

blitz

[fluid burrow]

to have a higher elo in

[primal fern]

rapid

[random drum]

@midnight fjord You banned me from your server? just bcz we had persoal problems nice 👍 . That's how chess community works

[primal fern]

bro take ur drama somewhere else

[mild quarry]

😱

exposed?

[fluid burrow]

other guy said blitz

[mild quarry]

why not bullet

[primal fern]

blitz is more difficult to play, but rapid shows how good you are at analyzing positions and playing well thought out moves

in short, you play better quality chess in rapid

[mild quarry]

👎🏿

[fluid burrow]

thus it's more respectable to have a higher elo in?

[mild quarry]

?

[grim edge]

his server his rules if he wants to ban someone just because they have problems with him then he can very well do so it has nothing to do with the chess.com community server

[sharp smelt]

how is blitz difficult

[primal fern]

yes

[primal fern]

shorter time control than rapid

i'm speaking objectively

[grim edge]

speed is key

[sharp smelt]

ez flag

[primal fern]

more people struggle in blitz

[mild quarry]

bullet?

[primal fern]

bullet isn't even chess

[mild quarry]

why

[mild apex]

bullet isnt chess

[primal fern]

pretty stupid format. it's essentially gambling

[grim edge]

speed is key

[primal fern]

or fortnite

[mild quarry]

only real ones play bullet

[mild apex]

fide doesnt promote bullet as chess

[slate owl]

rapid blitz and bullet all different games

[mild apex]

u r the only unreal here

[mild quarry]

why

[grim edge]

speed is key

[sharp smelt]

??

[mild quarry]

ong

[grim edge]

30 sec chess

[mild quarry]

respect

[fathom reef]

like an l

[grim edge]

win against cheater in 10sec

[mild quarry]

shesh 2900

[grim edge]

shesh stockfish cheater

[primal fern]

lots of those here unfortunately

[mild quarry]

how you use stockfish that fast?

[primal fern]

the software makes moves for you

[slate owl]

kitty!!!

[mild quarry]

where to download

[grim edge]

blud thinks stockfish takes 3-10 seconds to compute

[primal fern]

you're dumb dude play chess the right way

[mild quarry]

educational purpose

[primal fern]

stop

[mild quarry]

dude can not take a joke

[viscid jacinth]

Stockfish is equal to steroids tbh

[grim edge]

you'll get banned

[mild quarry]

bro i never knew that

[sharp smelt]

oh lmao i know flamehart

[misty sedge]

😥😥

[rich crystal]

Gg man

[viscid jacinth]

but you dont get any heart issue

[mild quarry]

gg good game

[primal fern]

you're less than 500 elo dude just do some practice. it's not difficult to improve in chess

[viscid jacinth]

and you dont have any health issue

[grim edge]

if you wanted to survive at the 3000 level then you would need to be somebody like ArkadiyKhromaev who uses a weak human like bot with a program that mimics tempo pressure etc

[primal fern]

everyone is different

[mild quarry]

trust im not

search my profile

[grim edge]

this guy is cheating

[rich crystal]

Uhh wait wtf he joined with an alt against me rated 1600 and beat me twice but granted I played shit

[mild quarry]

bullet?

[primal fern]

1. no public accusations and 2. can you dm me the link to his account?

[grim edge]

hes using a weak bot

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/arkadiykhromaev

[mild quarry]

what u mean

[grim edge]

you wouldnt understand

[mild quarry]

😱

[primal fern]

dm me please. the details

[mild quarry]

😱

uhhh guys is this freddy fast bear

[grim edge]

fairplay team isnt flawless theirs engines out there that can mimic a human like playstyle at a high elo

[sharp smelt]

u can also buy titled accounts