💬〡general-off-topic

[supple imp]

Poseidon? He's just a fraud

[grim edge]

love u bro

know that youre loved

[supple imp]

He was sent to make kratos look strong

[tulip lichen]

bro what

hercules💀 ?

[supple imp]

Are you depressed?

[grim edge]

hella

[fleet sigil]

I sexually assaulted hercules blud

[supple imp]

That old smutz? My granny could take him on

[fleet sigil]

real

[grim edge]

zeus?

[tulip lichen]

zeus?

[supple imp]

...

[tulip lichen]

stop copying me blud

[grim edge]

i typed first lil bro

[covert cosmos]

what

[tulip lichen]

show me bro

[supple imp]

Zeus wouldn't even be able to beat Mohammed ali in a fight

[grim edge]

who typed first me or him

[supple imp]

On my screen you did

[leaden bone]

Bro whats happening ive watched like 5 of their dumb ads already where they promote scholars mate and have wrong coloured bishosp

[grim edge]

@tulip lichen clowned

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[grim edge]

its the internet delay

[covert cosmos]

guy what

[grim edge]

happens w ping delay or sum

[tulip lichen]

bro's granny is strong and I MEAN STRONG

[supple imp]

He looks like your average joe

[grim edge]

bro ion think he’s surviving a p90

[tulip lichen]

he's 12 feet tall

[grim edge]

so?

[tulip lichen]

made of pure muscle

[grim edge]

3 bullets to head

[tulip lichen]

and he's immortal

[supple imp]

He's probably lying about his height, he looks about 4 feet to me

[grim edge]

boy math

[supple imp]

Those muscles are glued on

[grim edge]

and im 13 metres and immortal too

we aint the same.

[fleet sigil]

ive seen middle schoolers taller tbh

[covert cosmos]

what happening

[grim edge]

I am an elementary schooler

2nd grade rn!!!

[supple imp]

His gauntlets are made of paper mashee?, mashey?, mashay?

How do you spell this word

[tulip lichen]

did you see the bossfight

[covert cosmos]

how old are you

[grim edge]

shits tuff... every day is a strugle, they removed the naptime..

[tulip lichen]

and how little 7 feet kratos was looking compared to him

[supple imp]

He had good camera angles

[tulip lichen]

kratos isn't 2 feet tall bro💀

[grim edge]

i am 25 i swear!

[covert cosmos]

this chat is goofy

[fleet sigil]

you're right, he's 0.1 feet tall

[supple imp]

Camera man made kratos look shorter

[grim edge]

NO

@grim edge bye bye lil bro

odnt do thay!!!!

[tulip lichen]

so the normal people are 0.01 feet tall

[fleet sigil]

yes

[tulip lichen]

oh ok sure blud

[grim edge]

i shall miss ur presence

NO

[supple imp]

Seems about right

[grim edge]

luh calm fit nun too 𓃻⃝⃝ ∆⃟⃟𓋢𓉣𓉤𓉡⃟⃝ᥫ᭡■

[supple imp]

All I'm saying is that I'd beat kratos

In a 1 on 1 fight

You could give him weapons and I'd still win

[fleet sigil]

I wouldn't even need limbs to beat kratos

[pliant palm]

Anybody explain why it's a brilliant move?

[grim edge]

that aint a flex bro

[tulip lichen]

bro the blades of chaos LITERALLY burn in a place where fire can not exist

[fleet sigil]

knight hanging

[native iris]

😱

[covert cosmos]

fake brilliant

[compact mantle]

You def wouldn’t have limbs fighting kratos

[supple imp]

Someone gets it

[fleet sigil]

yea the fight would be too easy for me

[tulip lichen]

kratos aint no dwarf bro

[supple imp]

He but kratos doesn't know I'm just better like that

[compact mantle]

Kray toes kinda strong tho lowkey

[celest bolt]

what do you do after, premoving some moves cuz u know what moves could the opponent make logically, no matter the elo, cuz if he plays smth else he's dumb.
but, he plays smth like putting his queen in front of yours, and eats it

[tulip lichen]

bro thinks he's him

[tulip lichen]

fr

[supple imp]

I could take em both in a fight

[grim edge]

funny

[supple imp]

Idk what you all are scared about

[tulip lichen]

bro the human body can not physically defeat something that is 12 feet tall

[grim edge]

why do begginers say eat peices 💀

i ate his queen 💀💀💀💀

[tulip lichen]

beginners

[supple imp]

Idk man I'm pretty strong

[tulip lichen]

they be hungry like that bro

[supple imp]

I can bench 135

[tulip lichen]

kg?

[fleet sigil]

i ate his queen up so good

[hasty iris]

[tulip lichen]

fr

[celest bolt]

didnt happen yet, but scared that's gonna happen someday

[supple imp]

Pounds

[grim edge]

135 solar systems

[fleet sigil]

fromm the inside out 🤤

[covert cosmos]

what

[tulip lichen]

bro what

135 pounds?

[grim edge]

lets relax w the horniness

[supple imp]

I'm jk lol

[tulip lichen]

ok what is your actual bench press

[pliant palm]

No, it's actually brilliant, I saw it from chess.com review

[supple imp]

I don't go to a gym I do calisthenics

[grim edge]

why do yall press benchs? i sit at benches?

[covert cosmos]

chess.com judged it wrong

it thinks white is sacking a knight

[pliant palm]

Ohk then

[grim edge]

pity brilliant

[tulip lichen]

bro hercules can jump at least 100 feet

and he's literally a god bro

[grim edge]

switching

i miss her bye

[supple imp]

Seems kinda average

[candid fossil]

Weremartin is basically a reskinned version of Martin, literally as shit as the og one

[supple imp]

I could jump higher on a good day

[tulip lichen]

it's like saying you can beat up a trex with arms as big as they are supposed to be

[grim edge]

hercules?? more like hercushit

[tulip lichen]

we're not talking about the disney hercules lil bro

[grim edge]

i know lil bro

minecraft steve wipes with hercules

https://tenor.com/view/hercules-person-human-label-text-gif-13296322999210303881

[fleet sigil]

trexs are pretty fodder in strength ngl

[tulip lichen]

imagine a trex with arms bigger and stronger than silverback gorilla arms

[supple imp]

I could german suplex a trex

[covert cosmos]

bro i just got an ad about shaving pp hair

[tulip lichen]

bro you're not saitama

chill with the plot armor

[fleet sigil]

its reminding you

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

KEVIN LEONARD9

[supple imp]

[fleet sigil]

yes

[tulip lichen]

manscaped

[supple imp]

[grim edge]

EVERYONE SEARCH UP KEVIN LEONARDO ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW!!! (dont do it actually)

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[supple imp]

I've fought saitama before

He's only ever lost against me

[tulip lichen]

oh ok can you breathe in space

[supple imp]

Ye

[tulip lichen]

bro has unlimited plot armor

[glass nymph]

why

[tulip lichen]

we have to patch this bro

[covert cosmos]

ok

[supple imp]

I had to live on Neptune for a year for my job

[tulip lichen]

he's too op

[grim edge]

dont search it up

[supple imp]

Fr

[grim edge]

dude i played the worst game of my life earlier today

[supple imp]

@tulip lichen what's your favourite movie?

[tulip lichen]

what category

[supple imp]

You'll play a worse one tomorrow

[fleet sigil]

can you be my mom

[grim edge]

Downfall next question

[stone quiver]

Hello its me Arnold Schwarzenegger

[supple imp]

Action since that's my favourite category

[final condor]

Ne3, Ne3, Ne3

[grim edge]

its not as bad as the opponent blundering M1 for 11 moves before i won by a checkmate, task failed successfully?

Feast Mode activated! Hashtag. Hungry!! Feed. Me. More. Dot com!!!!

[final condor]

Time for your drug test Arnold

[stone quiver]

Im on steroids

(Only)

[final condor]

How do you miss m1 11 times

[fleet sigil]

the last 6 laters of your name tell such a nice story, could you recite them for us please

[supple imp]

He's below 500 just throw away all logic

[final condor]

Aight true

[grim edge]

my opponent did.

i only noticed the 16 blunders after i beat him.

[stone quiver]

Hmmm

[fleet sigil]

how tf did I confuse later with letters 😭

[grim edge]

racism next question

:333

[tulip lichen]

can I choose 2

[covert cosmos]

make a sad story with 2 words

[final condor]

Your future

[grim edge]

i shat

[supple imp]

Ye

[fleet sigil]

your existence

[grim edge]

ate shit

[tulip lichen]

deadpool and deadpool 2

[supple imp]

Nice

[grim edge]

Me when Rolling Giant becomes real

(im scared of it)

[supple imp]

My friend and I really like those movies

Well I haven't watched dp 2

[stone quiver]

Me at 3am mixing all the almost empty soda bottles in the fridge making an epic cocktail thinking im a bartender or sum shit

[covert cosmos]

what

[grim edge]

stupid kirby

[tulip lichen]

bro's making the cure for cancer

[supple imp]

Or he's making ebola 2.0

[stone quiver]

I already had it

[final condor]

I’m gonna buy that plushie and burn it

And then send a video of it here

[fleet sigil]

me onw to babysit the 3 year old that's making cancer 16

[supple imp]

Cool do it

[final condor]

[stone quiver]

Bro woke up and chose violence

[supple imp]

Which update did that drop in?

[final condor]

Just wait for shipping

[tulip lichen]

levy with the clickbaits

[final condor]

Bro beat magnus?

Or ding

[stone quiver]

When chess gets a new update queen needs a nerf ngl

[supple imp]

He beat fabiano

[grim edge]

fabiano isnt #1

[tulip lichen]

clickbait

[final condor]

Fabi isn’t the top rated player tho

[unreal cosmos]

chess is slacking no update since 1100’s 😭

[tulip lichen]

yeah that's what i said he's clickbaiting

[grim edge]

I HATE LEVIE

[supple imp]

Click bait lil bro

[final condor]

Levy molding all these idiots

[grim edge]

😫🦅🤪😭😭😭😭🙏🏻✅💯

[rustic mirage]

I need a chess blog idea. Anyone got anything?

[final condor]

“Play the Vienna!”

[grim edge]

chess art

[covert cosmos]

chess blog #1

[grim edge]

chess qrt

[final condor]

Most popular gambit

[rustic mirage]

No like seriously

[stone quiver]

I play the Halloween Gambit or whatever its called

[rustic mirage]

Like something maybe original

[grim edge]

dress up as a pawn for halloween

[nova lichen]

I am starting to visualize the board

[final condor]

Like what your doing is original

[final condor]

shut up

[rustic mirage]

Do you wanna see my blog

[grim edge]

yo my question is

[final condor]

Do I wanna read garbage, not really

[grim edge]

when chess about to get an update

[stone quiver]

Fps chess

[rustic mirage]

I mean they aren't the world class ones but I think I am able to get top blogger

[final condor]

Bro scored all the internet points on his way to Reddit

[final condor]

Double promotion in 2.0 patch 🔜

[stone quiver]

Im getting sick of this kirby thing...

[covert cosmos]

no

[stone quiver]

Im aboutta become Ohio sigma skibidi toilet rizzler god

[covert cosmos]

no

[supple imp]

No ones going to read your blogs if you aren't even half decent at chess

[final condor]

Get title then come back

[final condor]

You should do what I’m doing then

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

sticking out your gyat for the rizzler!!!

[supple imp]

Ignore her like me?

[grim edge]

real

youre so skibidi, youre so fanum tax

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[grim edge]

i just wanna be your sigma

[stone quiver]

I just want to be your sigma

[tulip lichen]

💀

is the ban speedrun going good

[grim edge]

yes

[tulip lichen]

show me your title bro

[final condor]

Where’s yours?

I got two roles smart guy

and I have 2,500 games

[grim edge]

me when

[final condor]

Yeah your lower rated than me

The hell?

[nova lichen]

I can now start to visualize the board

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[tulip lichen]

where's yours tho?

i'm not saying anything about titles lil bro

you just aint got a title and talking shit to this dude

[final condor]

I was commenting on the blogger

[vital lantern]

[final condor]

Bro needs original ideas and he’s consulting discord

[stone quiver]

Whatsup YouTube its your favorite marcustherizzler662883 here

[tulip lichen]

oh mb bro

[tulip lichen]

fr

[final condor]

scroll up a lil, bro says “original ideas”

So he can be “top blogger”

[fluid burrow]

Lol

[rustic mirage]

I average 400+ views bro

[normal hatch]

Truly the place where great ideas are made

[fossil epoch]

Make a daily chess quote thing and put this
"Sit at the chessboard and play with yourself. It's amazing."
-Magnus Carlsen

[fossil epoch]

frfr

[primal mirage]

reddit is better

[covert cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

ur way better

[primal mirage]

hell no, ur probs better ngl

[grim edge]

nah bro ur so fine ❤️

:3c

[grim edge]

💀💀💀💀💀

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[fluid burrow]

is it easy to surpass 1.2k+ on bullet chess?

[grim edge]

Yes

[grim edge]

if u have what it takes then yeah

but do u?

[stable mirage]

is it easy to surpass 100 elo in bullet

[grim edge]

i wish

[fluid burrow]

I’m competent in every realm of human endeavour

[grim edge]

you shall devvour on the feast on the 1200 elod lord then

[hearty glacier]

My brain was like yaaaay your plan worked the white bishop closes off the king and free backrow mate with the rook

I need a new brain after this move

[covert cosmos]

.

[grim edge]

very nice checkmate

[hearty glacier]

Very nice mate indeed cough (knight) cough

[grim edge]

what 😭

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-18426833

Cat>kirby

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[hearty glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-gif-23325548

[next plover]

Lol

[hearty glacier]

Dont mentioned it hurts to look at well tbh i always forget bishops and knights exist in blitz

[stable mirage]

that’s… half of the pieces

[next plover]

Do you always play blitz?

[fleet sigil]

i always forget pawns exist

[hearty glacier]

Nope only rapid and sometimes longer formats

[hearty glacier]

I meant that i missplay against a knight or a bishop (some call it botez gambit)

[next plover]

I love to play blitz in in-person tournaments but I feel like online it’s harder to see things

[latent pebble]

Incredible you’re the top blogger

[hearty glacier]

Bruh people be having irl war in blitz , with pieces flying (well more in bullet)

[next plover]

Lol I start shaking because of the adrenaline

It’s so fun

[chilly fossil]

i installed an extension so i get more themes to pick and it doesnt work when i play against someone

[fleet sigil]

ok

[next plover]

Never tried adding extensions for chess.com so I don’t know how to help

[covert cosmos]

worm

[next plover]

Snake

[fleet sigil]

drake

[next plover]

Bake

[fleet sigil]

cake

[next plover]

Lake

[covert cosmos]

shake

[next plover]

Make

[fleet sigil]

fake

[covert cosmos]

take

[next plover]

Sake

[tulip lichen]

milkshake

[fleet sigil]

awake

[next plover]

Quake

[fleet sigil]

stake

[tulip lichen]

rake

[covert cosmos]

flake

[fleet sigil]

tape

[tulip lichen]

forsake

[tulip lichen]

bruh what

bro broke the chain

[covert cosmos]

break

[next plover]

Sadness

[fleet sigil]

??

[tulip lichen]

ache

steak

partake

paik

betake

[covert cosmos]

dshbhgwggvsbgwgggebake

[fleet sigil]

ok

[bright prairie]

Me when the

[covert cosmos]

no

[bright prairie]

How was your day?

[covert cosmos]

good

almost missed the bus

[bright prairie]

Why you don't have a car

🧠

[covert cosmos]

i do but the but is more convenient

[bright prairie]

Écologiste stuff ? 💀

[covert cosmos]

no my mom likes sleeping in

[bright prairie]

Wut

Sleeping in the car/bus?

[covert cosmos]

what

school bus

[bright prairie]

What does this have to do with your mother?

[covert cosmos]

my mom drives me to school if i miss the bus

[bright prairie]

W mom

[covert cosmos]

yes

[bright prairie]

Don't miss the bus so she can sleep

[covert cosmos]

ok

[bright prairie]

Did she buy you that Kirby?

[covert cosmos]

my dad did

[bright prairie]

My English sucks

[covert cosmos]

when we went to japan there was kirby stuff everywhere

[bright prairie]

Did you like japan?

[covert cosmos]

yes

food was epic

[bright prairie]

Fr better than your American food

[grim edge]

are japanese people as nice as they say

[grim edge]

dude that's literally everything

[grim edge]

american food looks great but is literally tasteless

[tulip lichen]

i'm gonna learn the black mar diemer

[grim edge]

YOU WENT TO JAPAN?!?!

[covert cosmos]

yeah in summer

[tulip lichen]

bro confused it with bri'ish food

[grim edge]

both are trash

[bright prairie]

It's my black mar (not real)

[tulip lichen]

nvm british food looks like shit

[grim edge]

exactly

[tulip lichen]

and tastes like shit

[covert cosmos]

also everything is themed

[grim edge]

but at least has a taste even if it's disgusting

[bright prairie]

Pika pika

[tulip lichen]

at least the americans try to make it look good🤷

[grim edge]

that looks so tasty idk why

[bright prairie]

Nothing is better than couscous

[tulip lichen]

nashville hot chicken

[grim edge]

@covert cosmos did you buy me catears owo

[bright prairie]

Why the owo

[grim edge]

cus owo

[bright prairie]

Please don't owo

[fleet sigil]

uwu

[covert cosmos]

fr i caught a duck hat in a claw maching

machine

[grim edge]

epic

[covert cosmos]

i dont uwu i poyo

[bright prairie]

The silence is loud

[tulip lichen]

blackmar deimer gambit l or w

[covert cosmos]

f

[grim edge]

owo :3c

[bright prairie]

I believe in duck supremacy

[fleet sigil]

the food really got you barking with excitement in japan

[grim edge]

i am the best

[bright prairie]

Sorry idk

[upbeat viper]

what in the spam was that

chat

don't be goofy

[grim edge]

what spam

[upbeat viper]

[bright prairie]

It's my effect

[upbeat viper]

above

earlier

all that chain

smh

[fleet sigil]

LMAO

[covert cosmos]

uh

[grim edge]

lol

[bright prairie]

Sad to see

[upbeat viper]

we should have a degen chat

smh

[grim edge]

not the only thing to bark for

[covert cosmos]

we are a degen chat

[bright prairie]

Ohh noo 💀

[grim edge]

degen as in degenerate orrrr

[upbeat viper]

so that you can spam your nonsense (but respectful one) there

:')

[grim edge]

:3

[upbeat viper]

the nonsense channel

[fleet sigil]

he had to emphasize the respectful

[grim edge]

oh yeah that makes more sense

[bright prairie]

I spam Albert in #👾〡albert-spam

[upbeat viper]

people would go crazy there tho'

would be silly to mod

[covert cosmos]

general off topic

[upbeat viper]

hm

[fleet sigil]

would be a legit 18+ channel LMFAO

[upbeat viper]

but general off topic is a serious channel despite being dead

[upbeat viper]

nah never

CC wants everything to be pg13

[grim edge]

this server is pg-13

[upbeat viper]

bruh

don't even ask

[fleet sigil]

yep

[grim edge]

but still bans me for saying shit >:(

[upbeat viper]

[fleet sigil]

tf

[tulip lichen]

it's not a chain

a chain is the same thing over and over again

[upbeat viper]

[covert cosmos]

but you said it was

[bright prairie]

So it's just a useless Chanel that we don't need

[tulip lichen]

we said different things

[grim edge]

nope it ain't

[upbeat viper]

well it was a ryme chain

[covert cosmos]

you were like 'you broke the chain'

[tulip lichen]

???

[upbeat viper]

ryme ?

what's the correct word

[fleet sigil]

yea he did say it was

[upbeat viper]

idk

[covert cosmos]

rhyme 🤓

[rocky vale]

Yes, tomorrow

[fleet sigil]

rhyme?

[upbeat viper]

oh with a h

I see

not a word I often use

:')

[fleet sigil]

too slow 🤓

[bright prairie]

We don't pronounce the h in the French language

[upbeat viper]

well it's rime in french

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[bright prairie]

The anime pfp are always fast.

[grim edge]

ew french

[upbeat viper]

anywayz

[bright prairie]

In bed too

[tulip lichen]

look at the second meaning

and do your research before you talk

[fleet sigil]

indeed

[grim edge]

SAME TYPE

[upbeat viper]

very deep debate

:')

[grim edge]

doesn't need to be same text

literally confidentiality incorrect

[tulip lichen]

it said the same type of object

[fleet sigil]

"same type"

[peak plank]

Chain is for #🕹〡gaming anyways

[upbeat viper]

a chain of rhymes is a chain

[upbeat viper]

lol

really dead chan

[fleet sigil]

we did a chain of rhymes

[tulip lichen]

i literally said it's not a chain because of that💀

[covert cosmos]

you called it a chain yourself

[tulip lichen]

oh mb og

[bright prairie]

French eiffel tower is ugly

[upbeat viper]

that discord would need some channel changes imo

[grim edge]

hypocrite mfo

[peak plank]

The deader it is, the longer it lasts

[upbeat viper]

too many useless chans

[upbeat viper]

makes sense

unless I decide to wooosh it

[covert cosmos]

you should make slowmode 1 minute for an hour just to see how people react

[grim edge]

yes lmao

[upbeat viper]

can't change that

and no

[bright prairie]

Do you have punaise de lit in your house btw? I've heard it's in 30% of french houses @upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

would be annoying

[upbeat viper]

lmao

nop

[tulip lichen]

chat what gambit is the least known in the 500-1000 range

[upbeat viper]

my apartment is clean

[bright prairie]

Fake mod

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

bast time out me fr

[upbeat viper]

I'm not a mod

I'm Bastman

[upbeat viper]

why , how long ?

[grim edge]

too silly (preventive), 5min

[upbeat viper]

oki

[covert cosmos]

jumbagwien pancake gambit criporeanim-sretinckerianebwsjskw varation

[tulip lichen]

what opening should I learn chat

[tulip lichen]

fr

[bright prairie]

The Italian

[upbeat viper]

teach kirby to cook

[covert cosmos]

he only knows hot to eat

[tulip lichen]

nvm bro i'm just gonna play principled

[bright prairie]

Real

[upbeat viper]

is it a reference to the TV show indian boy ?

[bright prairie]

"All that matters on the chessboard is good moves."

[bright prairie]

She mean how to eat *

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc4mgf_s2QU

I mean this

[covert cosmos]

a my bad

no

[bright prairie]

I cook

[upbeat viper]

unfortunate

[covert cosmos]

cook kirby some food

[tulip lichen]

damiano defense is the worst opening bro

i beat this dude in 10 moves

[bright prairie]

Nice opening trap sacrificing the knight

[upbeat viper]

it's not an opening

can't consider it this way

[bright prairie]

It is

[upbeat viper]

smh

[bright prairie]

A bad one like the napoleon defense

But worst

Just play the vienna @tulip lichen

[upbeat viper]

what's the line

👀

[bright prairie]

They don't know how to counter the vienna gambit at >1000 elo

[tulip lichen]

finally bro the 600s i play blunder their queen

[covert cosmos]

that means more than 1000 elo

[bright prairie]

Stop spamming Kirby videos i want to buy one now

[bright prairie]

Exactly i don't know how to counter it properly

[bright prairie]

Nice floor

[tulip lichen]

no

[tulip lichen]

if the grob is an opening then damiano defense is

[compact mantle]

Damiano is worse

[upbeat viper]

prison for that person

:')

[bright prairie]

Respect the grob

[upbeat viper]

yaay

[covert cosmos]

what

[upbeat viper]

the grob is an opening

[bright prairie]

Tf that's a normal thing in Paris

[upbeat viper]

oh

.

[upbeat viper]

well laws yk

[bright prairie]

Prison for French quoicoubeh

[compact mantle]

Still prison should be a consequence

[upbeat viper]

def

but so

for me

[bright prairie]

But why

We need context

[upbeat viper]

the damiano is simply a forcing losing line

thus not an opening

[bright prairie]

It's losing a rook / forced checkmate

[grim edge]

guess who's back

[compact mantle]

If it has a name, it’s an opening😤

[fleet sigil]

what

[compact mantle]

He mustve lost a bet

[fleet sigil]

was bro put at gun point to remove his pants 💀

[grim edge]

fr

[tulip lichen]

bro am i suddently better or is everyone i'm playing suddently worst

istg 500s were better than this

[upbeat viper]

both

[grim edge]

who is owen

[compact mantle]

You’re probably better

[compact mantle]

Someone who lost a bet

[tulip lichen]

i think it's because i relaxed my brain for a few days

[compact mantle]

It genuinely works

[normal hatch]

Owens defense

Why do so many ppl play it

[compact mantle]

Not a lot of ppl do

Owen’s aight

[grim edge]

???

[compact mantle]

Kinda could get prison for indecent exposure, but besides that he’s a proper guy

Oh🤣

Why

Just challenge him to a fight

In a boxing ring

Shi

Racists fr annoying

But fr, challenge him to a fair duel and beat him

Maybe he’ll shut up

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantlehow are you?

@upbeat viper Is breathing air considered political?

[compact mantle]

Sup, I’m chillin

[cloud garnet]

good

[compact mantle]

Just contact a gym and set things up

[compact mantle]

Yeah hbu?

You holding on out there?

[cloud garnet]

yes no school till the rest of the week its crazy

I had to stock the safe room with food to get ready be locked in there for 72 hours

[compact mantle]

Probably they actually would

If you just explain things are to settle personal issues

Do it

Set things up

[cloud garnet]

@grim edgeare you a martial artist?

[compact mantle]

Maybe give yourself 2 months to train

Suggest to fight in jan or sum

[cloud garnet]

wait what happened recap

what happened

re tell

someone bullies him so he wants to fight him?

[compact mantle]

He tryna settle the score with this annoying guy at his school

[hasty iris]

GM games

2 hanging queens and a black king on b4

[cloud garnet]

isnt he from the US

[compact mantle]

Idk probably

[cloud garnet]

which grade are you in?

[compact mantle]

I appreciate school

But I’m in uni, so I picked mine

[cloud garnet]

for the waste of time me too

[lament jacinth]

Hi guyss

[compact mantle]

I pay for my school, I better like it lmao

[compact mantle]

Sup

[stable mirage]

hello shawarma

[compact mantle]

Ohh shi y’all kids

[cloud garnet]

as someone whos in 12th grade school is gonna suck even more

[compact mantle]

Nah I’m 19 lmao

College at least yeah

I just expect to be talking to ppl my age

What🤣

Can u read

I just told u bru

But in my country I can drink legally

So I do😎

Nah I’m dutch

Some

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge your gonna see so much coruption and how the system doesnt work and how it isnt fair atleast in my country

[void fjord]

I can’t tell age anymore I’m just too tall at this point.

[compact mantle]

Shi mad flex

[lament jacinth]

Haha relatable problem

[real portal]

im stuck at 1500 how do i get past

[compact mantle]

What are you 6’5?

[cloud garnet]

Israel

[compact mantle]

Train

[lament jacinth]

Im tallest here obviously

IM NOT

[void fjord]

I think 5 10

[compact mantle]

No watermelon

[lament jacinth]

IM NOT 4 FT 9

[stone quiver]

Im in the influence of alcoholic beverages

[compact mantle]

Shi at what age?

[lament jacinth]

Im leaving

💀

[void fjord]

Depends on what you’re social security number is

[glossy radish]

liya is indeed 4 feet 9

[compact mantle]

Sounds like someone has an insecurity about their height

[lament jacinth]

Im not 💀

[stone quiver]

Im 4'5

[glossy radish]

hehe

[lament jacinth]

Nah im 4 ft 10

[compact mantle]

I don’t know what it is

[glossy radish]

ehh same thing

[cloud garnet]

1000+ dead around 2700 hurt 150 kidnapped

[void fjord]

Then we have a problem don’t we 😁

[compact mantle]

4’10 must suck

[stone quiver]

schwlag

Im 5'7

[compact mantle]

Idk I never needed it

[lament jacinth]

Haha 5 ft 7 so short

[compact mantle]

For as far as I know

[stone quiver]

😭

[cloud garnet]

Syria shot 10 mortars at us but all of them landed on their land

[compact mantle]

Yes

[lament jacinth]

It's irony cause you're like nearly a foot taller than me

[cloud garnet]

so Hamas, Lebanon (Hizballah), Syria vs Israel@grim edge

[stone quiver]

And some ppl still call me short irl

[compact mantle]

6 foot gang✊🏽

[lament jacinth]

then what am i

[compact mantle]

You changed your legal name? Why?

Shi thats just 6’-1

It’s still in the 6 feet gang

[cloud garnet]

ty

[stone quiver]

James bond?

[finite saffron]

rahhhh

[compact mantle]

Shii what name did your parents give u

Bond could be german

[stone quiver]

Schwarzenegger

[void fjord]

🫨

[lament jacinth]

James Charles

[stone quiver]

Arnold

[cloud garnet]

btw dont fight brain damage is for life @grim edge

[compact mantle]

Mb

[real portal]

terrible answer

[compact mantle]

Violation for no reason💀

[lament jacinth]

Hehe

[compact mantle]

Yeah u right, cheat to gain elo💪🏽

[stone quiver]

I forgor about James charles

[void fjord]

Taller than me most likely…

[lament jacinth]

Im 4 ft 10

[compact mantle]

Watermelon, weren’t you 5’7

[void fjord]

Huh

[stone quiver]

They call me 007
0 women
0 friends
7 years of unpaid taxes

[compact mantle]

Rough

[lament jacinth]

Tax evasion

[stone quiver]

Ngl i havent ever paid taxes

[cloud garnet]

I think its 5'8 but Im 173 cm

[compact mantle]

Must be nice

[stone quiver]

because i dont have job

Im homeless

[compact mantle]

You a little taller than my short asian friend

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantleso I could ask you how is the weather up there

[void fjord]

10

[stone quiver]

For asian thats skyscraper

[compact mantle]

I also have a chinese friend who’s 180cm

[stone quiver]

Up where

[compact mantle]

It’s awful

[stone quiver]

Up where man

[cloud garnet]

Im asian

[void fjord]

It’s like I timed that

[compact mantle]

Up at 188cm off the ground

[stone quiver]

What part of the globe

[compact mantle]

The Netherlands

[thin steeple]

such interesting convos

[stone quiver]

Minecraft?

[compact mantle]

I wish

[tulip lichen]

6'1

[compact mantle]

I aint seen snow since 2021

[compact mantle]

Damn I always thought I was 6’2.5

🫠 my life is a lie

[stone quiver]

We already got snow

[void fjord]

It’s in the name the NETHERlands

[stone quiver]

Although it melted pretty quickly and it snowed for like 2 hours

[compact mantle]

6.16 we round those up babyy

It’s pretty high up north yeah

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle bro how to get as high as you are whats the secret I know its magic

[compact mantle]

To 6’2

[lament jacinth]

That's 6ft 2 and a half

[compact mantle]

Yeah it’s the air quality

[stone quiver]

And 6 is rounded up to 10

[compact mantle]

Yeah it is

[stone quiver]

Means ur 10'

[compact mantle]

Thank u

Yes

[tulip lichen]

💀

did bro fail kindergarten

i'm not even saying it would be .16 bruh💀

[compact mantle]

Whatever, I’m like 5cm taller bc of my hair anyway

[lament jacinth]

Decimal system vs system of measurement

[compact mantle]

So it counts

[cloud garnet]

collect air and sell it

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[stone quiver]

Hi guys just took a selfie from the pubg battlezone

[tulip lichen]

no talking about that lil bro

[compact mantle]

I would if it worked

[void fjord]

Minus the buildings😞

[stone quiver]

Alr lemm edit

[cloud garnet]

thats why Andrew said breath air and I didnt listen lol

[compact mantle]

Fr, now you’re 173

[tulip lichen]

oh mb original gangster i'm not american

[nova verge]

What kind of root-beer is that?

[compact mantle]

That’s what happens

[stone quiver]

Vegemite

[compact mantle]

Great taste when mixed with malibu

Without you my friend

[cloud garnet]

my rating fell to 913 today

[compact mantle]

[stone quiver]

Ive never tasted root beer cuz i havent seen them anywhere

[compact mantle]

Root beer sucks

[cloud garnet]

I was 946 before I learnt theory

[tulip lichen]

okay I am 168-169 cm what is that in american

[compact mantle]

U don’t wanna know

[tulip lichen]

i'm not even joking bro

[lament jacinth]

Idk im not American

[stone quiver]

Huhh?

[void fjord]

Agreed I don’t drink any fizzy drinks it screws me up.

[cloud garnet]

I was 946 before I learnt theory can you imagine @compact mantle

[tulip lichen]

i mean the feet system shit

[cloud garnet]

now 913

[compact mantle]

Theory always sucks

[tulip lichen]

wait what

bro

[stone quiver]

5'6

[compact mantle]

Bc you need to take time to adjust

[lament jacinth]

5 ft 6

[tulip lichen]

oh

damn😭

[lament jacinth]

google says 5 ft 6 and a half

[tulip lichen]

so i'm not 5'7

😔

[compact mantle]

Y’all my neck hurts like crazy

What do I do

[tulip lichen]

still gonna outgrow my father in like a couple years tho

[stone quiver]

Snap it

[supple imp]

I'm 183 cm i think, how tall is that?

[stone quiver]

Like

[compact mantle]

No that’s the reason it hurts in the first place

[stone quiver]

6'0 i think

[tulip lichen]

6 feet

awkward height bro

[lament jacinth]

6 ft

[supple imp]

Damn and I still get no bitches

[lament jacinth]

Yeah 6 ft guys that's so short

[compact mantle]

Me either bru dw

[tulip lichen]

start hooping lil bro

don't waste them genetics

[compact mantle]

Hoopin don’t work unless u are in the usa

[supple imp]

I play football lil bro

[stone iris]

6 ft is short?

[stone quiver]

Me literally frfrrr

[tulip lichen]

oh ok

[compact mantle]

Hell nah it aint😂

[tulip lichen]

sarcasm is literally what this server should be named

[compact mantle]

Nahh actual football

[tulip lichen]

💀

[supple imp]

Average for men is 5'8 I think

[compact mantle]

Like the footy

[tulip lichen]

5'9 for men is average

[lament jacinth]

IDK ASK MY GENETICS???????

[stone iris]

Is 5 3 tall for women

[supple imp]

Soccer

[tulip lichen]

average american

[void fjord]

chess.sarcascom

[stone quiver]

This server should be named height discussing and other similiar shit discussing community

[tulip lichen]

5'5+ is tall for women

[compact mantle]

Nah soccer just sounds awful

[supple imp]

No wtf everyone other than Americans say football

[tulip lichen]

naw bro's genetics is crazy

is bro's father tyr

[lament jacinth]

Is 2 inches really a big difference tho

[supple imp]

I spawned in at 5'9

[compact mantle]

Uhh depends

[stone quiver]

His role is north american

[stone iris]

I thought i was so tall man

[compact mantle]

I know

[stone quiver]

Good morning vietnammmmmmm

[tulip lichen]

oh ok then i'm 5'8 then

[compact mantle]

I’m not british

[tulip lichen]

what

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[compact mantle]

I just prefer football

[supple imp]

Aren't you looking up at most people though?

[tulip lichen]

no swearing lil bro

[stone quiver]

Nuh uh

[supple imp]

He said that we should call it soccer

I'll call it soccer when Germany surpass4s the USA in amount of school shootings

16

[compact mantle]

💀

[stone quiver]

USA!!!!!! RAHHHHHH🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[stone iris]

No I think from where Im from I am tall

[supple imp]

Grow into what?

[compact mantle]

Then you must be asian

[lament jacinth]

W im 16 too 🔥

[stone quiver]

Im 89

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/there's-nothing-we-can-do-gif-14390726165144583214

[supple imp]

I got no bitches yesterday, none today and I'll get none tomorrow

[stone iris]

Yes.

[stone quiver]

You can get me

[stone iris]

Dont lose hope mate

[compact mantle]

Get em

[supple imp]

Hit me up lil bro

[compact mantle]

Bro how’s your game?

[lament jacinth]

Maybe stop calling woman bitches and you'll have some luck

[void fjord]

We’re just gonna poor a little water on that

[supple imp]

Btw don't take me seriously I'm jk

[stone quiver]

Oil?

🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[compact mantle]

China

[stone quiver]

Philippines

[void fjord]

I’m sry ur right OiL

[supple imp]

Mb I only do that when I'm joking around

[stone iris]

Philippines?

[cloud garnet]

cant wait for the Napoléon movie

[stone quiver]

Novembr 22

[compact mantle]

Napoleon fr an interesting guy

[cloud garnet]

Ik

[cloud garnet]

La Grand Armee

[supple imp]

I'm alright mate, I don't really care about dating I only said those stuff as jokes, I'd never rely on another person to make me happy

[compact mantle]

Soda branch

[cloud garnet]

political mute yourself

[void fjord]

Awww

[cloud garnet]

racist

[stone quiver]

Fanta branch?

[supple imp]

Fanta stick?

[upbeat viper]

Smh

[void fjord]

It’s fantastic

[stone quiver]

German origin soft drink wooden spruce branch?

[stone iris]

Yes

[grim edge]

soda twig

awwwwwwwwww

[upbeat viper]

._.

[grim edge]

thank you 😊

[void fjord]

LOVE YOU!

[supple imp]

Carbonated soft drink invented in the 20th century in the central European country named Germany and a dead part of a tree that looks like it could have come from a spruce?

[stone iris]

You are orange long brown thing

[random crest]

fantastic picture

[upbeat viper]

@cloud garnet Chill out

[supple imp]

Eh maybe

[upbeat viper]

No u

[compact mantle]

What’s that timer

[stone quiver]

German reich

[grim edge]

collard greens

[stone iris]

I once ended a match with 69mili secs

[compact mantle]

Remember life’s abt growing, changing good things for the better will be asked of you always, it’s def smart to consider changing your mindset even if you’re content with your current state of mind

[compact mantle]

What’s that

[random crest]

nope. stay the same

[supple imp]

Tbh I thought you were 20

[stone iris]

Check out other perspectives

[rotund glen]

Is being 700 elo at 132 games played good or am I stupid

[stone quiver]

Fun fact of the day: if you eat enough mercury you die

[primal fern]

found a bug on game review @upbeat viper

[random crest]

done that, i like mine

[compact mantle]

Times will change inevitably, if you can’t change with them, you’ll fall behind

[rotund glen]

I think that’s on the low end I should be like 900 at least

[stone iris]

Its ok

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 584 (610 peak)
Blitz: 546 (peak)
Bullet: 806 (peak)

[stone quiver]

Nice

323 games and 600 elo

[stone iris]

I have a friend who cant leave 200 in rapid, keep it up

[supple imp]

I'm not really content with my life that's why girls are the last thing on my life and I don't really understand love so I'll let future me worry about that shit

[stone quiver]

💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

[random crest]

ofc u have to adapt. however always checking other perspectives may sound like a good idea, but it's not

[rotund glen]

I better I spent like $80 on chess books

[primal fern]

my 1685 opponent played at a 900 level whaaaat

[random crest]

u lose urself

[compact mantle]

Fair, only one step at a time

[upbeat viper]

Report using the bottom left bug report feature

[random crest]

relationships are easy af. most ppl just not ready for it

including me

but very easy

[supple imp]

My close friends tease me for being the only one to never have a gf but one of them only dated a junky and the other was in a horrible relationship that lasted a month yet that's apparently still better than being single

[compact mantle]

I’ve had similar issues, envisioning what other people saw. However it wouldn’t hurt to understand them fundamentally to create a mutual understanding and therefore make middle ground easily

[stone iris]

And just bec everyones gettin gf doesnt mean u have to as well rn

[stone quiver]

Id rather be single than have a girlfriend

[random crest]

the problem is that the other person won't bother to see ur perspective. therefore, there is no mutual ground

[supple imp]

Relationships are really easy but I just don't understand love as a whole

[compact mantle]

Well I try to avoid those people

[stone iris]

Meanwhile some 10 yearolds looking for true love already

[void fjord]

That’s what I’m saying!!🫶

[supple imp]

I met a 12 yo with 3 exs

[random crest]

i don't get 20 y/o doing the same. too young

[compact mantle]

I sense always in a conversation how interested and appreciative they are of my presence

[stone iris]

Omg😭