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That not higher than ur rating tho
Ok
The rook captured a pawn, but nothing with the knight
i dropped til' 942
Tbh I think you def took the pawn and overlooked qxa5
Ur rapid is 1080
yes but the continuation saved me 😎
idc about rapid, i need blitz
Blitz is dumb
Rapid is good for practice for improvement
And classical is what matters
ik, i just wanna make myself think faster
Wat
It's gonna end up being a bad thing
When you blitz moves in classical
Rapid is already fast enough anyways
It's literally called rapid
Is Scotch named after Scotland?
Blitzing opening prep is fine though
Yes
Dang
Sounds like crap but ok
I was joking about it calling Scottish Gambit. It's actually from Scotland. Smh
Blitz for opening prep is ok
ok imma go drop some more rating
bye...
shush
jeremy silman is goated
it's jeremy silman
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you're also not a master so I doubt you truly know strategy
Isnt he the guy with how to reaccess your chess?
yes
I understand plans but im dogshit at chess in general
huge difference between knowledge and acutally implementing it
yeah true
i wanna be trusted 😭
can anone help me with finding the draw here
@sleek zealot happy brithday brother
for what color?
im 16 day after tmr too
oh yeah 😄
black to play
wish him big man
i think Rc3
it's losing
I get u G. Daily I just enter and play wat ever i feel
rxg6+
its not...
Idk
Done
man
Ain't my fault my daily is so low
white won in 64 moves
Oh wait acutally white is winning
every time i see a puzzle with a roOk i think it's sacificing THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKK
Cv is on low depth, white is just winning
🇵🇸
Kd5 Rxg6 Rxg6 Kxg6 Ke4 Kxh5 Kf3 maybe but looks bad
White wins
how to improve
nope
“Looks bad”
white is just winning
may someone review a game for me?
That’s just the best line for black I think
Rc3 Rxg6 Kf7 Kxh5 then what is the move for black
But idk
looks bad should not be the difference between +1 and +4
Ah def not best line k
Oh its a draw
Im bad at chess
yeah its a draw if you put the engine and play 43 more moves
bro what
@peak plank i know i say shit about you but i respect you for not blocking me (yet)
i won this game on time
white king is boxed that's why it is a draw
if king comes forward you will take on g3
it's not a draw
why would you play that?
i won the game on time
:3c
You guys are talking about different positions

you said the king is boxed
💀
and cannot move
^
it's a bad move you just said the king can't move
oh
i am still not finding a draw here...
why would anyone play Kd7 in that positon bro
horrible move
and the king still aint boxed
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kinda
white cannot progress
The draw is legit 43 moves long
that's losing
becuase stockfish even see its a draw
on a dpeth of 20 stockfish says white is winning
but you gotta play legit 43 more moves to see its a draw
yupyup
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ant111???
"WG>W {:RG<PRWEHMK
. 
reti
it was a draw puzzle tho-
how do i improve
Pixel wtf is up with you and Reti?
i mean yeah white cannot progress
Okay
I won a single game in the reti
Qb7+ Ke8 Ke6 winning on the spot
London , kings Indian/pirc, Evans Gambit + fried liver and maybe I'll learn caro kann. In other situations just play logically
so i have 100% winrate with reti
No
i won on time bro
plus 3 OTB games with reti
the position didn't continue
L
I have 100% winrate with reti only counting rated games
Nf3 is the best 1st move according to stockfish tho
ok sure bro
its not...
e4 is technically better
Now i get why i bully you sometimes
we both had 0:00 on time this is why i was confused
engine likes e4
Rated rapid or waht
which stockfish
16
rated rapid only
demo?
20 depth
Oh I won’t break that streak then
pixel wanna rematch? (I still want my revenge) 
umm 👀
oh no... but ok
It says nf3 is +0.25 e4 is +0.24 D4 is +0.22
Imagine still having a mf blocked cause he said you boringgggggggg
i have good lines to destroy your reti :D
anyone wanna play a game 10 mins or 3 idm
I could get black-
I have decided to take the smart decision to main these openings - London , kings Indian/pirc, Evans Gambit + fried liver, queens gambit and maybe I'll learn caro kann. In other situations just play logically
bro ISN'T beating pixel...💀
Then I will play Reti
https://play.chess.com/zGnk3 SOMONE SNIPE THE LINK BEFORE ZIGZAG GETS TO IT PLEASE
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This plan good?
Hello! @hard quiver
Just play Nf6 and Reti mfs like Pixel become dumb instantly
naw jit scared that's crazy
bro you're not playing magnus
That’s fine but may be quite a few to study at once
unless if its ur alt
:(
):
also zigzag do you play italian now ?
i'm still learning
yay
I play every thing basically
I already know pirc + kings Indian , fried liver and a bit of London and Evans but have to learn queens gambit and caro kann
600 wins fs
yes
After all this is golf
I have to get my revenge first
alr bro
i'm waiting to be destroyed bruh
im still leanring the reti go easy 😦 @desert nimbus
pixel suddently became 977
bro gained negative elo
is your acc Wins?
ty
im gonna play you on my alt...https://play.chess.com/SSCaz
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unrated ofc
im gonna watch
How good is ruy lopez
username
BRILLIANT
nvm
@peak plank it was me 😂 idk why I thought bishop take was blocked
you can't say how good is an opening
you can't determine that
well the engine can but i can't bro
the ruy lopez is a good opening
!!
Must be p great then
every opening is good, hikaru can win with 1.a3 so u can litteraly play anything.
anyway its good
the highest accuracy i ever got was 94% (it was a 4 move game)
sexy
you can't say that here lil bro
don't delete it
hot
I got 100% but it changed to 97.8
Was an englund gambit checkmate
average game between 1800s
nah
amazing arrows
nice
anyone wanna play a game
unlike cole ❤️
be3 saves the bishop
but stockfish says theirs a m5 guess i missed it
i just have too much compensation for the knight in the endgame
































































1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 g6 3. e3 Bg7 4. Nf3 Nf6 5. Bd3 O-O 6. O-O Nc6 7. c3 Ne4 8. Nbd2 Bf5 9. Ne5 Nxe5 10. dxe5 c5 11. Nxe4 dxe4 12. Bc4 Bg4 13. Qxg4 a6 14. Bg3 b5 15. Be2 f5 16. Qh3 Qd2 17. Rfe1 Qxb2 18. Qh4 Rfe8 19. c4 Qd2 20. cxb5 axb5 21. Bxb5 Reb8 22. Bc4+ Kf8 23. Red1 Qc2 24. Bb3 Qc3 25. Rac1 Qb4 26. e6 Rd8 27. Qf4 Rxd1+ 28. Rxd1 Ke8 29. Qc7 h5 30. Bd6 Bf6 31. Bxc5 Qc3 32. Qc6+ Kf8 33. Qxa8+ Kg7 34. Bd4 Bxd4 35. Rxd4 Qc1+ 36. Rd1 Qc3 37. h3 Kf6 38. Qh8+ Kg5 39. Qxc3
could someone review this game?
Gorgeous
Hello everyone
































































1. Nf3 a5 2. g3 a4 3. Bg2 a3 4. O-O axb2 5. Bxb2 Ra3 6. Bc3 Rxa2 7. Bb4 Rxa1 8. Bxe7 Rxb1 9. e4 Rxd1 10. Rxd1 Qxe7 11. Re1 Qc5 12. Nd4 Qxd4 13. c3 Qxf2+ 14. Kxf2 Bc5+ 15. Ke2 Bf2 16. Kd1 Nf6 17. Rf1 Ng4 18. Rxf2 Nxf2+ 19. Ke2 Ng4 20. Kf3 Nxh2+ 21. Kf2 Ng4+ 22. Kf3 h5 23. Kf4 Rh6 24. Bf3 Rg6 25. Kf5 Rf6+ 26. Kg5 d6 27. Kh4 Bf5 28. Bxg4 Bg6
I tend to overthink quite often
So I played a complex idea here instead of just Qc6+
Qd7 Qd8?
I need to ask some questions related to chess from someone who is 600 or above
Mate in 3
As a 15 year old who plays chess daily. I can't get past 310 rating
My idea was Bd6
qc6+ kf8 qxa8 qb8 qxb8#
there is a rook on a8
Qb8
You think I’m blind or
no
Read my name again pls
ALWAYS pay attention to what pieces see what squares
oh mb
probably not stockfish tho probably komodo
queen comes down after qxa8
at your level people will hang all their pieces
I'm just tired
Indeed
So I need to look for hanging pieces.
but Bd6 is a funny move
Any Other tips?
bro zig is destroying pixel
Thanks @iron barn
bro's been winning according to the engine since 1.f3
They cant take it
I'll gain a pawn with an even more crushing position
improvement or no?
how is bro's bullet elo so flat
i am patzer
bro doesn't like bullets
if i tried in bullet i would be 2600+
https://www.chess.com/game/live/83393201063 outplaying a 2700
































































1. d4 d5 2. c4 Nf6 3. cxd5 Nxd5 4. Nf3 g6 5. e4 Nb6 6. h3 Bg7 7. Nc3 O-O 8. Be2 Nc6 9. Be3 e5 10. dxe5 Nxe5 11. Nxe5 Bxe5 12. O-O Be6 13. Qc2 Bg7 14. Rad1 Qe7 15. Nb5 Rad8 16. Bc5 Qg5 17. f4 Qg3 18. Rf3 Rxd1+ 19. Qxd1 Qh4 20. Bf2 Qe7 21. Qc2 c6 22. Bc5 Qf6 23. Nd6 Qxb2 24. Qxb2 Bxb2 25. f5 Bxa2 26. Nxb7 Re8 27. Nd6 Re5 28. Bf2 c5 29. fxg6 hxg6 30. Bg3 Re6 31. Kf1 c4 32. e5 c3 33. Bd3 Bd5 34. Kf2 Bxf3 35. Kxf3 Nd5 36. Be4 Nb4 37. Nc4 c2 38. Bxc2 Nxc2 39. Nxb2 Nd4+ 40. Kg4 a5 41. Bf2 Nc6 42. Nc4 Nxe5+ 43. Nxe5 Rxe5 44. Bb6 Rd5 45. Kf4 Rd7 46. Bxa5 Rd5 47. Bb6 Rd2 48. g3 Rg2 49. Bd4 Rc2 50. Ke4 Ra2 51. Kd5 Ra4 52. Bc5 Ra6 53. h4 Ra8 54. g4 Re8 55. Bd6 Kg7 56. h5 f6 57. Kc6 gxh5 58. gxh5 Kh6 59. Kc7 Kxh5 60. Kd7 Rg8 61. Ke6 Rg5 62. Kxf6 Rg4 63. Be5 Rg3 64. Ke7 Rg2 65. Kf6 Re2 66. Bd4 Rc2 67. Be5 Ra2 68. Ke6 Ra4 69. Kf6 Ra6+ 70. Kf5 Ra8 71. Ke4 Rc8 72. Kf5 Re8 73. Bd4 Rg8 74. Kf6 Re8 75. Kf7 Rc8 76. Be5 [Ra8]
bullet ain't fun imo
yes ik
I said I overthought the position
































































1. Nf3 a5 2. g3 a4 3. Bg2 a3 4. O-O axb2 5. Bxb2 Ra3 6. Bc3 Rxa2 7. Bb4 Rxa1 8. Bxe7 Rxb1 9. e4 Rxd1 10. Rxd1 Qxe7 11. Re1 Qc5 12. Nd4 Qxd4 13. c3 Qxf2+ 14. Kxf2 Bc5+ 15. Ke2 Bf2 16. Kd1 Nf6 17. Rf1 Ng4 18. Rxf2 Nxf2+ 19. Ke2 Ng4 20. Kf3 Nxh2+ 21. Kf2 Ng4+ 22. Kf3 h5 23. Kf4 Rh6 24. Bf3 Rg6 25. Kf5 Rf6+ 26. Kg5 d6 27. Kh4 Bf5 28. Bxg4 [Bg6]
outplaying a 2800
let me get the gif
total disrespect
im on black
the time control was 10 seconds no increment
alright
you won?
im better then stockfish
no
komodo*
no
no one can be better than stockfish lil bro
stockfish asks me what the best moves are
fr
pixel played very well
lets play best of 3 1+0
it then knows what not to play
That was too chaotic for my liking

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no way a 2406 speaks like that bruh
there aint no way
bro what
bro's playing the 100 elo player opening
they all do it bro
like guys, what do u usually do when opponent knows no openings or anything like that, and he plays random lines? how do u respond? playing simetrical? or?
play closed
use principles
play principled
which you should be doing anyway
also, ik many variations of the ruy lopez, but i learned just the 3 principal moves, and then learned the others by playing, since i always play that one and with time i learned much of it
so i was wondering, are there any good sites & etc where to see all variations of specific openings & etc?
good question tha
I want somone to see this
U play normally
lichess studies
emotional damage
Bad
that is indeed within my name
🐈
@spark sage
anyone wnna play
Nothing phone 2 is trash
🌊
This is how much I pee
damn really? why
Bad haptics,not smooth
Only good thing is ui and camera
Specs are pretty average too
My brother bought it
Can't even use
jo guys
Whaddup?
Guys
How to earn money by playing chess (avg)
💀
Coaching
you don’t make money playing chess
you make money coaching or streaming it
teach kids chess
wagers, highly dependent if your opponent cheats or not
get good then
How to
Study
U can teach beginners even as like 1700
I'm only 1500

Win tournaments
I'm average
I'm in a matrix rn 
No average is 700
escape it
On cc the average player is 700
average is not good enough
If you're 1500 don't think you're good because of it, it just means the average player is really really shit
they prob dont even know how to play chess so i wouldnt say 700
impossible to do so
👍
I've seen many 700s with more games than me
Search german11 on lichess 👍
No
you dont, chess gives 0
Ok
But how to get bitches by playing chess?
Impossible
Find bitches who play chess
right click on this server icon and click on "leave server."
What about magnus
What about tate
Also probably don't call them bitches
I dont think they got bitches through chess
Tate definitely didn't
Just need money and bitches in life
Is it too much to ask for?
he got them through his very legal cam business
Ye
If you're asking a bunch of people how to get bitches by playing chess you probably already lost all hope
True
Probably get a personality
Goofy chat
@fleet sigil aren't you a girl go give lil bro some advice
Fr
Why are you eating so much junk food
hes fat
also i occasionally go to the supermarket and pick up a pack of mega stuffed oreos and eat them in one sitting
And you wondering why you don't have a gf
super-tsunami coming on my stats
its not about how much or how bad the food you're eating is its about the calories in that food and making sure you stay below a certain amount
Prefer money over gf tho
I am a phantom
Ye
just saying
If you exercise enough
you wouldnt have to exercise
Ok
depends
wdym they’re perfect
That doesn’t narrow it down
@grim edge 2 scoops of protein powder and a banana with the 10 donuts would be like 2300 calories
50% is basically perfection
I live in eu and I can confirm that I couldn't give less of a shit about ukraine
meaning if you only eat that you would be able to stay fit
you suck
thanks mom
Im sorry for picking a flair that was like
A choice given by the admins
If that’s against the rules then it can be deleted by them, I’m not going to be bullied into changing random things
Only people that care are white girls because they just say what's trende
np daughter
blud nearly became an intermediate
oops
that's what all cheaters say
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Rapid: 2088 (2151 peak)
Blitz: 1735 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 2047 (2051 peak)
lol
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Rapid: 900 (1145 peak)
Blitz: 702 (1373 peak)
Bullet: 1072 (1436 peak)
quiet
jk, they rarely cheat and stay at 2000
No
not really
2150 was provis or not
if you're saying im cheating then this would prove you wrong
was real
Did you ask llama for this
nah 2000 is at least low intermediate
yes
double booster <3
I would but won’t use it much
probably
spanish game is to many veriations to study
bro they look like prisoners💀
and 2200 is a solid intermediate player
Lol
E4 then whatever feels good 🗿
💀
You missed someone calling me out for my flair on this server btw xD
Hi
1st and 2nd specially
yo
I like me some Najadorf
Yo
polish is pretty decent but I hate the “gambit” lines
Did anyone clip that
@upbeat viper Heyo bast
fr
especially the black person
fr
Italian is GOATED
As a thousand elo, what are the lines for polish?
Hi
Just got hardly beat by an american, he got very toxic like a fool, wouldn't expect such people playing chess tbf, also hello I'm new
LMAO
it deserves it
hopefully mods see this bruh😭
queen s gambit takes some time to learn .
As a 1000 rated player I like king s idian,
I agree but I also want to know your reasoning
I tried king's indian otb and got destroyed by a 1700 fide
why did bro put d4 in f
Absolute humiliation
actually
make your own tier list if you disagree
anyone knows at what time the chessable day resets for the streak? asked it in off topic general but no one answered
Too many traps
The slogan should be “uwu join the prison system!”
uwu
Scoch game is underrated
true
Bro there is this kid in my class who I had a partner project with and I did like around half the work and he said he is never gonna do a group project with me again
like what I do man??
I think chessable has forums, maybe post there… could be wrong though
If you going to make a whole post go to reddit
alright ty nova
I am black pls. Mods understand
a4 best opening
ok
im not reading all that
@hot geyser wow i thought the 1st was good
👁️
Was I supposed to say "oh no my rook"?
I significantly prefer a3 b4 so I dislike a4
How many elo do you get after being rated for each win
again, make your own tier list if you disagree
@tepid vault TAIL 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
why is the 3rd one lowkey reminding me of alexander the great
autocorrect?
yeah
a4 is better
never lost to magnus
magners carlings
Has anyone here lost to Magnus
he is bad
19 elo more to go
i'm an a1 player myself
Ive never lost or never won againts magnus-wise man
Me
yay!!!\
Nice how’d you play him
roblox kid 💀
nah he sucks, i'd never lose to him
when did bro start school💀
?
😂
school just started bro
i started in september bruh
just go just go
2 months ago
what
Pretty ez he got fried livered then defended but I ended up winning cuz of my large piece advantage
started october 1 for me
thats late
8th grade egypt
I love egypt
Not everyone goes to tard school 💀
nova, are you still the moon server dude? I think I heard that somewhere here
@bright glade we should play a long game sometime
Ya?
all schools started in october 1 in my country smartass☠️
Pharaoh poor and slaves
cool
whats your rating?
All sped schools did
you are not wrong
Too low
average bri'ish guy
your username says it alll
2200?
I haven’t been playing cc rapid again tbh and never will
guys is there a maximum possible elo is there in theory no limit
chitters?
Don’t know what my legit rating is because of that
so far, no limit
yeah, mine
4/4 of my last rated games were…
"so far"
but I'm sure in the future, chess engines will reach a point where there will be no more progression
From what rating should I start playing otb
o
Albert so goofy
same, when I pushed I faced like 80% cheaters
2200
I mean i did and then got farmed down by friends
actually no otb can help you improve
Ok
gods plan.
that will occur when chess will be solved btw
Yeah I’d say like 1500 lol
Nah it's humiliation 💀
lmao
good friends right there
1500 more years
(Who were 2400 blitz 2100 rapid ofc)
Yeah
oof no chance
whenever we decide to put all our computing power into chess
Yeah it was fun losing 80 rating over that much time lol
''old fashioned''??!?!?! bahahah
bro chess is literally a puzzle with more possible positions that atoms in the universe
i don't think it will be solved
Note the source is a chess.com forum
dude magnus can play bongcloud opening againts ding and still Win.
Smartest cc faq
today
you never know
computing power will reach a point where it can simulate full universes given enough time
rigged !!!!
Well uh akshually
bro what
Mate are you schewpid
bro put on the glasses
lichess wouldnt have this
plus, to "solve chess" you don't actually need to solve chess, there are so many moves you can just scrap from going deeper cause they hang a piece a rook a queen or checkmate early
it's not solving chess, but it would definitely be the limit for engines, which would be the limit for chess rating
You’re talking about soft vs hard solutions
hard = tablebase
at risk of missing a sacrifice
let him cook
warward queen go crazy bro
I said
thanks
Its a total trash
There’s someone at my school who always beats me OTB but refuses to play me on cc
So I found his cc account which took a while since he didn’t want to tell me
Challenged him
Absolutely destroyed him
he said hanging checkmate early
-Lmao
e4 Nf6 e5 d5 exf6, that's not a sacrifice
almost impossible as of now, with our supercomputers it would take more time then the age of universe.
sorry im old fashioned, i dont use images!!!! i onyl interpret hexcode sequences
I don't play the warward queen💀
there's a difference between a sacrifice, and a bad move
it really is old fashioned
Sacrifice can be bad also
its not, its just different
one gives you an advantage the game one is a blunder
What is the most aggressive chess opening
No sometime is normal sacrifice which dont change state of game
and old fashioned
mm yes painting is old fashioned because we have photoshop
I think magnus learns more of his knowledge otb.
I sacrifices my knight for 2 pawn and manages to draw 1 game haha
old fashioned doesnt just mean old
bro if it doesn't change the state of the game it's a blunder
Its not haha you idiot
that's why I said many could be scrapped from solving
ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵖᵃʸ ᵃᵗᵗᵉⁿᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ
it's literally just a blunder
sus
Its not, I has no other option
ur dumb
as nova said, it's soft solving
he literally lost a pawn and called it a sacrifice bro
This dude does no brain idiot
Not if it gets you in a better position
are you going to say that how we've been painting for centuries is modern?
watch your mouth lil bro
He’s only 200 or so higher then me
A 1400 cant miss checkmate it would be ironic if he or she did
I Play slightly worse otb
the state of the game is the position
i once blew both my legs off in exchange for a tesco meal deal, i call that a sac too
hes talking ab the engdame u stupid shit
@tulip lichen You is no brain shut up, you not understanding what im saying
Uh
I’m 950 he’s 1090
Shut up I dont ask you
you is no brain🔥🔥🔥
are you about to say that painting is old fashioned?
lol
he never said it was an endgame lil bro
and who's going to stop me?
No it was a normal position with me on attacking side and i sacrifice my knight because that was only way forward, position was a +0.5 and then i could not be success in my attack and then game ends in draw
the wrath of god will determine you endtimes when he calls upon you for you semantic arguments on the nature of words!!!!!
I also have a sac 😏 ||talking about a bag of almonds, don't be dirty minded||
u r a clown
ok sure lil bro show me where he talks about the endgame
and he didn't even win the game it was a draw
Sacrifice not necessary to win the game
did it say -1.1 when you did the move.
how can someone be so dumb
yeah but was it an endgame
No haha
@grim edge you dumb shit
+0.5 XD I just say
it wasn't an endgame
It was hard position
it was tho
bro why y'all always insulting each other? people in here need to get raised again
bro's not bipolar he's biblind
You need and endgame book mabey get some money.
This legends never die dude got that broken English rizz
Shut up
bro's wrong and still thinking he's winning 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I dont need trash player opinion
Tell. Em
I cant wait for magnus is endgame book when he retiers get the 100 endgames you must know
i cleaned the dishes for u hunny
magnus is endgame book
I think one thing everyone always forgets is that we are animals and as animals we act like animals….🤔😁
spit your facts son 🗣️
:3
he's older than you I bet (i am not calling you young)
Ok you guys slow down with the ping please
we dont act lke other animals
he is goona release it In a few years
wdym
🤓 technically you're a berry, not an animal
maybe
I am a busy in my life
"Well akshually"
Tell. Em
ty fobert rischer
hi coal and all you wonderful people im feeling good today hope no idiot ruins that
busy wathcing tv
:3
edited
Did you lock the door?
1 blocked message
discord inspected it
fr
Anytime old man
Not you
Watching tv is a better than asking people who dont knows how to play chess about sacrifices
Ronaldo>>messi
bro what
Ankara legendsneverdie
And I am not even watch TV I have different of my priority
Tell em
they both suck I'm better, RAHHH
🦅🦅🦅🦅
bro is french or romanian with that i am not watch tv
When was the last time you touched a ball
Ronaldo = messi
Soccer ball, I am sorry if it sounds wrong
Hmm
football ⚽
seconds ago, i touch a lot of balls these days
Ew its an American
why are yall talking about football people💀
Soccer ball right, Right?!?!
Football is fun
huh?
Try not to sound sus challenge
Unlike chess
Thx you adorable little goober!
imagine someone kicks you in the nuts instead of the ball
Nope
💀
How is touching your balls sus
Don't you itch your balls
Just say yes and move on
dang you went to the urban dictionary? I thought you'd get it directly
I got q 3 year knee injury from playing football, still my favourite sport
too slow for my pickup lines, I'm breaking up with you already materwelon
i wasn't talking about soccer balls
I broke my ACL haha
I never played football so can't relate
What balls are we talking about
mater welon
Womp womp wasted childhood
tricked HAHAHHA
a sacrifice refers to intentionally give up a pawn not a knighti n order to get a strategeic goal or better position ur sacrifice didint put the position better because you drawed
;-;
what happened to this bro😭
fresh screenshot
U know I am from a country where everyone plays cricket lol
I know you
bro does NOT love me anymore..😭
weren't you friends with cbf?
In school I was banned from shooting hard cause I shot the ball too hard and it was a genuine risk to block my shot lol
tragic😔
Who's cbf tho
i thought bro's a shooter
We go big or go home
India?
I thought you were saying you got banned from school for shooting 🦅
Yaa
It was second best move so shut up
chessbrahfan
not to sound all r/weliveinasociety but its mad how many people are so aggy on discord for no reason
Ye same for a second
I was disqualified for injuring three players at once, biggest flex
I thought bro was american for a sec
like man if i did that it would be disrupting my calm
why? WHY?
I'm usually a defender lol
right? people just come here to shit talk others cause they can't do it in person
I probably chatted with him
Don't remember
a defender...
i'm not talking about a shooter in football
Brexit means brexit ig 
real, I just steal men socks
Ramos kinda defenders or camavinga kinda
i cant imagine feeling that i needed to do that
Finally I am unbanned
Cause i shot too hard
Lol
average foot enjoyer
Camavinga
Ayy cama ohh cama ohh
Good guess, shit felt like I was bowling but instead of the bowler I was the ball
I'm an aggressive left/right back
I think many of these animals jokes are like hanging over the edge what’s appropriate to say in society…🤔
blundering queens at 1100 is crazy
My coach puts me in whatever position needs more aggressiveness but I also play right or left forward
Hmm kimmich kinda
Bro is a genuine danger to his opponents
blundering is a flex
@supple imp what country are you from
🤔
Haaland or mbappe
Imagine winning cuz their werent enough opponents
I live in Germany and used to live in the netherlands
Mbappe
oh btw the shooter i was talking about is a school shooter it's an american thing (i'm not american)
*ninja turtle
Can you speak deustch
Ye
Shooting mbappe
Finishing haaland
nah but chess.com really feels like testing me today only 941 just facing 1000s and 1100s all day
:3
you'll win
They want you to grow faster
1100's suck
Haaland is just a great striker with good positioning and great finishing but overall I'd say ninja turtle is better
yea i just witnessed a pawn for a queen blunder
Till now yes
But let's see
Nah dude drake solos
i'm not gonna suck at 1100 cause i'm seeing what they do wrong
you have to beat 1000s to become 1000
true true
damn, michael jordan better(pretend he's a soccer player)
i used to be intimidated by that number
When I was younger I used to hate strikers
now i'm just like extra points
I thought that was the easiest position (it still is)
Part of the reason why I chose to defend
And anyone could play there
holy snap it's fobby bischer
Thoughts on benzema?
once you have the ability to not get smacked by 2000's, you'll feel the same way about them
Exactly, and majority of the time the striker sucks and misses the simplest of shots
Literally me and 2200s
But those 800s are scary
lol
As a person or as a player 💀
good to know
Bro is controversial
2000 bot < 2000 human
My striker teammate once missed when he was a meter or 2 away from the goal (no keeper)
Player
Let's not begin talking about the man's scandal with 15 year olds
ik i just don't get that level of difficulty at my current elo
helped me connect the dots and hang less pieces
He could certainly be the best
humans at 900 make moves that make my brain hurt
But I liked when he was younger
Lmao
how tf are people at 1300 easier to beat than 1100s?
Bruh

the 1100's too strong man
I didn't like benzema with a passion when I was younger
Thanks for the compliment
I thought he was genuinely crap
Over vs under confidence
He had 1 good season
Then man city strikers are dog water
like my opponent just pre-moved the entire game
@drowsy crest saurez or benzema

Its in your mind, both are equal of garbage
1100 still blunders if you play your best tactical game and put pressure
No shit
Suarez has more calibur
They blunder no matter what
Football as a whole has gotten worse
fair point
True
I don't feel like there are any more class defenders
Haaland still good tho
anyway I have gained 70 elo today
Rergio samos
Maybe only hakimi and that one guy at man City but they can't compare to 2000-2018 defenders
cute :3
I heard he plays at Meal Radrid
Fr
Meal
compared to a gm yeah but there is a difference
and so do you
food
Compare to me also both are a total trash, maybe 1300 player just more lucky than 1100 player and do a bit less of hanging piece
The bulk gonna be insane
Good morning
too much floof
barely any food tbf
yea
I only see protein wdym
fr
the same goes for 1500 compared to 1300
1500 is a player who start to grow a brain to plays chess
and 1600 compared to 1500
can you beat a 100 rated account (magnus is playing)
Ouch.
why is tang playing in the US champs? He's a great personality but not exactly competitive at all. he's already losing in the opening 10 moves vs fabi
walk in the park
while it's raining bricks
wild card
I am just most unlucky player
e4 e5
Qf6
is bro even having fun? i dont see him winning a single game
They set him up
whats tangs rating
And who's tang?
US championship is a pointless in a grand scheme
For magnus
he is 100 points lower rated than the 2nd lowest rated 💀
2496
Magnus beat all of them so much they had create their own championships
holy shit he got scammed LOL
Andrew Tang he's penguinGM the hyper/ultra bullet legend
Tell em bro with English rizz
Hello sir
Ah ok
is he still legendary at bullet
they paired him vs Fabi who is almost 300 points higher rated and he is now losing in 10 moves. really not a pretty spectacle 😭
Why do i have just joined role i joined in february
yeah hes still really good
but they put him in this classical tournament
wow that’s gonna save him for sure
Is a common, difference of super grandmaster and barely a grandmaster is a massive!
Andrew tang need to sit at home and play bullet
bro is not winning even a single game 😭
Andrew tate
maybe it brings in viewers idk 😭
When are ballondor announcements?
😂
on the other hand, hans is doing well against levon
if they wanted viewers and someone who would lose every game they could have just brought levy
can you kill these video game characters in hand to hand combat
1 ghost of sparta
2 doom slayer
3 vaas
Hans is a much better player than andrew even when he is not a cheating
now that's just trolling. also they cant afford levy
I think I could take doom slayer mid diff
vaas is ez he's just a dude with mental issues and guns
i'd win low diff
hi
Idk who vaas is
far cry 3
which one
all of them
But I'd take on all 3 of them + kratos + master chief + danta and I'd win high diff
bro ISN'T killing young kratos💀
i taught kratos blud
i love yall bro
I bet bro could
always love w me and yall
Don't jump bro
what is yall yapping about
love
im not sure fam
bro def didn't see what happened to poseidon💀


