💬〡general-off-topic

[peak plank]

because 1900 rapid is low elo...?

[vivid fractal]

heeheehee

[torpid zinc]

I’m 800 rapid be happy

[peak plank]

im joking... but not really

[vivid fractal]

real!

[stable mirage]

7000

[peak plank]

anyone can hang M1

[grim edge]

@grim edge accept

[vivid fractal]

wdym texas

[peak plank]

even magnus has hung M1

why would anyone be suprised a Sub-2k player owuld hang mate

[vivid fractal]

i do it WAY too often

[stable mirage]

in bullet

[vivid fractal]

yeah sure

[vivid fractal]

why do u know me?

[hushed shuttle]

bad

[peak plank]

Jason ._.

[vivid fractal]

houston?

[glossy radish]

itsa log

[peak plank]

QUICK!! WHATS LOG(100)

[vivid fractal]

2

[glossy radish]

MEOW

[vivid fractal]

bluuud

[manic acorn]

log

[glossy radish]

wait

[peak plank]

easiest qestion- you just count the 0's when its a power of 10

[hushed shuttle]

what does sin() and cos() and log() do

[glossy radish]

boing? peepo guy?

[peak plank]

good job, you are smarter than a bozo

[manic acorn]

howdy, tis me

[hushed shuttle]

boing boing

[manic acorn]

[glossy radish]

wait peepo guy fr?

[torpid zinc]

who tryna play chess? im 800 rapid

[stable mirage]

you could have at least said tan

[manic acorn]

ya

[hushed shuttle]

wat is tan

[glossy radish]

dude where have u been

[peak plank]

gent

[manic acorn]

sin/cos

[vivid fractal]

No you have to do 100-10=90 then 90-10=80 then 80/40=2

[hushed shuttle]

BUT WHAT IS SIN AND COS

[manic acorn]

I got lost in peepo land

[glossy radish]

without me?

[manic acorn]

you were there you just dont remember

[glossy radish]

oh

[manic acorn]

[hushed shuttle]

meow

[glossy radish]

how’d we get out

[manic acorn]

we took the peepo space ship

and travelled through the peepo portal

[torpid zinc]

sm1 tryna play chess???

[hushed shuttle]

no sowwy

[torpid zinc]

[glossy radish]

meow

[hushed shuttle]

MEOWWWW

[manic acorn]

and then you hit your head really hard

[glossy radish]

woah

[hushed shuttle]

i revoke your meowing permission, no more

[torpid zinc]

im so bored and im tryna get better before this saturday

i have a tournament

[glossy radish]

miaw

[hushed shuttle]

i revoke your miawing permission

[glossy radish]

against what?

[manic acorn]

against peepo

[digital phoenix]

boom

[glossy radish]

WHAT IS HE OKAY

[glossy radish]

heyo las

ml later? bout ten minutes

[manic acorn]

no he passed out and the peepo space ship was gonna crash but I gave you the peepo parachute

[digital phoenix]

yeah sure im almost gm 2

[glossy radish]

hooray

[grim edge]

Gg

[digital phoenix]

whatre u doing

[glossy radish]

DUDE WHERE IS HE

[digital phoenix]

must be nice

[glossy radish]

@finite saffron meow

[peak plank]

Unity is already a bot, learn off of him

[grim edge]

What is gojo cat

[hushed shuttle]

python mid

[manic acorn]

we crashed and he didnt make it

[glossy radish]

WHERES HIS GRAVESTONE MAN

[hushed shuttle]

why is such a slow language used for AI

[peak plank]

im taking phython classes rn cuz thats the only programming class by school offers

[finite saffron]

meow

[hushed shuttle]

meow im not a furry either

[glossy radish]

smartass connected already

[peak plank]

I did hear that python is slow for calculations

[manic acorn]

its in planet peepo 2 which is like a million light years away

[finite saffron]

lol

[hushed shuttle]

it is slow in general

[glossy radish]

get roles

[hushed shuttle]

you just dont realize it most of the time because computers are good now

[glossy radish]

okay let’s go visit

[grim edge]

My computer teacher skipped python lesson

[finite saffron]

you are cool

[hushed shuttle]

lucky

[manic acorn]

but I just came back from there its very cold

[glossy radish]

who me? 👀

[grim edge]

What is gojo cat

[glossy radish]

aw, when next visit?

[finite saffron]

gojo but cat

it aint that deep

[grim edge]

Furry

[manic acorn]

I can give you the coordinates but I cant go

[glossy radish]

nooo i’ll wait

[hushed shuttle]

meowmworowormwr mrpwww :333

[grim edge]

[hushed shuttle]

my cat stepped on my keyboard im sorry

pls forgive

[digital phoenix]

i know u like it

[manic acorn]

I promised my wife and kids I cant go back

[peak plank]

this isnt the 2200 chat

[hushed shuttle]

noo

[glossy radish]

okay, coordinates please

[peak plank]

null island

at (0,0)

0N, 0E

[manic acorn]

-12.3455 x 56.8865 y

[grim edge]

No

[glossy radish]

oh noes

[peak plank]

Thats not how longitude and latitude works

[hushed shuttle]

3:

[manic acorn]

I quit chess

[modern sparrow]

that cat is three full meals

[glossy radish]

wait is that lotion

[peak plank]

hes not even 2k rapid- it doesnt count

[grim edge]

@manic acorn teach me chess

[glossy radish]

holy moly it’s lotion @rotund field

[manic acorn]

im retired

[manic acorn]

rapid sucks

[peak plank]

at 1885 rapid?

[glossy radish]

wait boing you fr have a wife and kids? old man

[modern sparrow]

^

[grim edge]

Coach meeee

[glossy radish]

old man

[peak plank]

better than bullet

[manic acorn]

yeah but for some reason im the only one that sees them

[peak plank]

and better than blitz

[glossy radish]

makes sense

[manic acorn]

no

[manic acorn]

and no

[peak plank]

Bullet isnt chess

[glossy radish]

dadadaddadadaddaa bastmann

[manic acorn]

bullet is fun as hell

[modern sparrow]

take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds take your meds

[glossy radish]

haven’t seen bast today

[rotund field]

Hi lotion

[glossy radish]

ZELKKKKK

[modern sparrow]

haiiii

[rotund field]

Catboys man

[modern sparrow]

for real

[rotund field]

NOT ME

[glossy radish]

yes u

[rotund field]

Hi v:)

[glossy radish]

hi big bro

[rotund field]

Me eating dinner

[glossy radish]

pasta?

don’t let the impasta get you

[rotund field]

Chicken broccoli rice

[glossy radish]

nvm you’re lame

[peak plank]

for you

[rotund field]

😢

[manic acorn]

🐢

[peak plank]

but bullet isnt even a real time control

[manic acorn]

bros a turtle

[glossy radish]

meowwww 😸

[manic acorn]

what are your stats pixel

[rotund field]

Me go poof

[glossy radish]

save some for me

[rotund field]

Hasta mañana

[digital phoenix]

@glossy radish i hit gm 2

[glossy radish]

screw u

[peak plank]

Sorry mate, but not a TC

[digital phoenix]

shredding

[glossy radish]

i’m still at gm v last star

[modern sparrow]

mlbb?

[digital phoenix]

ya

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> KL L (pixelatedwins)

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Name: KL L (pixelatedwins)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 977 (peak)
Blitz: 1113 (peak)
Bullet: 1134 (peak)

[modern sparrow]

😭😭😭

[glossy radish]

std?

[peak plank]

classical.

[glossy radish]

what is std

[last verge]

😳

[manic acorn]

ok? I play chess for fun im not a sweaty nerd

[digital phoenix]

@modern sparrow do u play

[peak plank]

nerd

[modern sparrow]

no

[manic acorn]

pixel theres no way youre talking this much trash at 900

[peak plank]

blitz is fine

[digital phoenix]

sad

[glossy radish]

pasta la vista

[peak plank]

bullet is not ok tho

[manic acorn]

pixel 😭 have you seen your rating my brother in christ

[peak plank]

also im joking

[manic acorn]

....

[glossy radish]

i beat pixie

[peak plank]

thats never happened

[glossy radish]

he kinda sucks

[glossy radish]

wait no i DREW you

[peak plank]

I had to go, so I offered a draw on move 3, unrated doesnt count anyways

[manic acorn]

youre the best player here without a doubt

[glossy radish]

and there’s once where i nearly beat you but time ran out

[finite saffron]

@modern sparrow are you a catboy

[glossy radish]

exactly

[modern sparrow]

I wish lol

[peak plank]

#2000-2199

[glossy radish]

let me see if i still have the gif

nvm

[modern sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/catboy-cat-boy-turn-into-turn-into-catboy-gif-22912632

[finite saffron]

i got called a femboy at school 5x yesterday

[modern sparrow]

oh good for you (?)

[glossy radish]

@rotund field find the catboy gif

[hushed shuttle]

cool

[glossy radish]

lesbian haircut

[finite saffron]

shut up

[modern sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/catboy-gif-26041052

[hushed shuttle]

what is a furry

[glossy radish]

YEAHH THAT INE

[glossy radish]

@iamduck

i forgor user

[hushed shuttle]

duck changed user

[modern sparrow]

LOL

[hushed shuttle]

to be incognito 🕵️

[glossy radish]

[digital phoenix]

he has that absolute shit username

[hushed shuttle]

sadflksasagdkjhgsagsad

bye

[finite saffron]

have fun chatting i'll check back up on what you said soon

[glossy radish]

bye stormy

[peak plank]

furry

[hushed shuttle]

bye

[glossy radish]

wait said what

WHATD I SAY

man the regret

i’m never inviting you to another server ever again

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/p3PyL any1?

I have not yet played chess today

[glossy radish]

eh another time

[peak plank]

even lasanga idrc

[finite saffron]

no im sorry i swear

[peak plank]

ok how abt 5 min? https://play.chess.com/y721w

[glossy radish]

you’re not sorry

[rotund field]

https://tenor.com/view/catboy-gif-26041052

[peak plank]

unrated

[modern sparrow]

too slow

[finite saffron]

how can i apologize if you dont trust me

[rotund field]

Hi my name's sorry

[glossy radish]

zelk whfgbsdimfselg

[rotund field]

catboy connoisseur

[glossy radish]

hm fine whatever

[finite saffron]

i literally gave you skittles how could you not trust me

[modern sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-cat-gif-27306296

[viscid jacinth]

I am asian I can never be wrong lah

[glossy radish]

@peak plank link wasn’t working

[rotund field]

Furry

[glossy radish]

hmmm give more

[viscid jacinth]

Literally moonlight

[glossy radish]

zelk do NOT

[rotund field]

🍦

[modern sparrow]

?

[glossy radish]

yayy

[rotund field]

OOH LETS FIGHT

[glossy radish]

🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[rotund field]

👊

[finite saffron]

fire

[glossy radish]

wait what why i just gave you cookies

[rotund field]

POW POW

[glossy radish]

STOP YOURE GONNA LUNCH THE CAT

[modern sparrow]

betrayal tbhhh

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-angry-cats-cute-cat-gif-16099044

[glossy radish]

HEY

[rotund field]

My secret weapon

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/850388528151920660/1061409799926976603/caption.gif

[glossy radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1074556128001785916.gif?v=1

my secret weapon

[rotund field]

AAAAA

[finite saffron]

you guys have all these cat gifs while my cat is tryna chew on my mouse wire

[glossy radish]

POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

[glossy radish]

where titty tat

[finite saffron]

sitting on my mouse

[glossy radish]

WHEREEE

[glossy radish]

pls show pls show

[finite saffron]

i think its shitting on my desk 💀

[glossy radish]

that’s MINE

[glossy radish]

LMFAO

[rotund field]

EAR REVEAL!

[glossy radish]

SHHHHH

[finite saffron]

wait am i allowed to swear

[rotund field]

Fck

[grim edge]

Swallow your cat

[modern sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/onimai-oniichan-wa-oshimai-onimai-mahiro-mahiro-oyama-mahiro-gif-27712564

[rotund field]

Alright thanks for reminding me why I keep leaving

[modern sparrow]

LOL

[finite saffron]

cat was tryna kill himself

[rotund field]

You got to be kitten me 😿

[modern sparrow]

delicious

[glossy radish]

zelk no

[finite saffron]

bro 😭

[grim edge]

Fr

[glossy radish]

well said @rotund field

[glossy radish]

yep

[rotund field]

Only had to scroll thru 1000 images to find that

[glossy radish]

@finite saffron show titty tat

[glossy radish]

well in that case

[rotund field]

NO

Not scrolling again 😭

[glossy radish]

okay this is crazy

[glossy radish]

btw you can search for words

[full folio]

Hard chess puzzle (for 1500)
||g5 1. Kg6 Rf4 2. Rb8+ Rf8 3. Rxf8#||

[rotund field]

"I feel love for you"

[glossy radish]

what to move

[finite saffron]

titty tat ran away when i put the camera in his face

[glossy radish]

😭😭

[full folio]

White

[rotund field]

Black

[glossy radish]

dude that’s the easiest shit ever

[grim edge]

Marriage when

[rotund field]

She's 13 and it's an inside joke

[glossy radish]

aww :( bring him tomorrow then

[peak plank]

its not like its kg6

[grim edge]

Child marriage is illegal u dumb cat

[rotund field]

wasn't planning on it 💀

[grim edge]

I solved it

[hushed shuttle]

:(

[rotund field]

@glossy radish a wise man once said what

[finite saffron]

yo i swear shes already married

[rotund field]

To hell with bullet, especially on lichess

[hushed shuttle]

wha

https://lichess.org

[glossy radish]

TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN

[hushed shuttle]

):

[rotund field]

WRONG WAY

[hushed shuttle]

well actually :( upside down is still :(

[glossy radish]

you smartass

[finite saffron]

whats your elo

[hushed shuttle]

thx

[glossy radish]

meowwww

@digital phoenix sorry, free now?

[digital phoenix]

im in magic chess give me a while

[glossy radish]

lmfao okay

[rotund field]

Erm shut the fish up

[hushed shuttle]

oki :(

[glossy radish]

haha keep frowning

[grim edge]

[rotund field]

That's rude

😿

[glossy radish]

meowww

lo siento

[grim edge]

@honest mirage

[rotund field]

Keep yourself safe

[grim edge]

Ok

[grim edge]

@rotund field

[glossy radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/813540072757395487.gif

[peak plank]

mohit is hidden in the shadows

apparently

[grim edge]

@torpid lintel

@half cave

He is sleeping now ig

[torpid lintel]

Hi

[glossy radish]

hi mohitttt

[maiden mesa]

shoutout to the backrank rook check followed by bishop fork, gotta be my favorite tactic

[torpid lintel]

v:)

[peak plank]

the fork is your favorite tactic?

[grim edge]

Mohitman

[rotund field]

Heh this is my sick twisted version of never gonna give you up, just a glimpse into my dark mind. One sec in my mind would leave you in shambles 😼😼😼🤠🤠🤠

[maiden mesa]

no the specific back rank check followed by a bishop fork, ive had it occur a few times and its always amazing

[peak plank]

idk I love pins, pins can combo well with other tactics that are easier for my opponent to overlook

[maiden mesa]

yeah but forks are just so forcing

[grim edge]

@torpid lintel

What is shambles

[peak plank]

checks are forcing, yes.

forks still have options tho

[rotund field]

🍴

[peak plank]

ooh juicy- howd you get that attack?

[maiden mesa]

yeah but pins are usually more positional in idea (well, with things like BB5 pin)

[grim edge]

H7 was better

[raven ice]

Hello

[rotund field]

😾

[maiden mesa]

actually scratch that, skewers are my favorite tactical idea

[torpid lintel]

Haha

[maiden mesa]

its so fun to be like "yeah, you can move your piece out of the way...just gonna take the other one tho hehe"

[torpid lintel]

It's common in blitz 😅

[rotund field]

Wtf could this possibly mean 😭

[glossy radish]

@digital phoenix sorry i don’t think i have enough time

[hushed shuttle]

i had to say smth without making it extremely obvious

[grim edge]

Rip

[digital phoenix]

kk

[wary moss]

my favorite tactic is botez gambit

[rotund field]

Just say in dms 😭

[torpid lintel]

Who want to play with me :)

[maiden mesa]

check gmail

[hushed shuttle]

too late

[rotund field]

I still don't understand 😭😭

[hushed shuttle]

eh for the better

i delet

[rotund field]

Dms

[glossy radish]

shoo

[hushed shuttle]

no

[rotund field]

☹️

[rotund field]

Shoo fly don't bother meeee

[glossy radish]

you shoo

[light cosmos]

I have a funnier video

[jovial vector]

Annihilated😌

[wary moss]

magos carlson

[light cosmos]

Garry Kasparov

[jovial vector]

no I am bobby fischer

[wary moss]

jikaru nanamura

fab cabin

[light cosmos]

Did anyone ever notice this?

[wary moss]

bob fish

[light cosmos]

• Bob phish

[rotund field]

Blob fish

[hushed shuttle]

phishing is illegal

[light cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[wary moss]

u mom?

[light cosmos]

How I look in the morning

[rotund field]

Me mom?

[rotund field]

How I look in bright lighting 😭

[wary moss]

i forgor

[light cosmos]

How I look when I binge a movie

[rotund field]

How I look uh uh school pictures

[jovial vector]

My brain can only handle one game a day 😔

[grim edge]

boo

[jovial vector]

even if I do good it doesn't want anymore lol

[rotund field]

Same but I force myself to play 30 bullet games and cry

😭

[jovial vector]

well I can do multiple short games but only 1 rapid

[rotund field]

I gave up on rapid 😭

[grim edge]

i just played like a dozen 15|10 in a row lol

[rotund field]

AAAA

[jovial vector]

thats the time control I play as well how do you do that bro

[rotund field]

Idk how added time per move is enjoyable(I blitz every move)

[grim edge]

By hands ig

[peak plank]

I playe 0.1 rapid rated games a week

(online)

[rotund field]

And lose

[grim edge]

man i want to play the sensical moves

[rotund field]

[rotund field]

To hell with that 🥱

[ionic veldt]

Rapid games suck when you lose because you just wasted a lot of time

[peak plank]

I acutally think I play more games OTB than online rated games

[peak plank]

play classical

[grim edge]

my brain is fried after more than 5 rapid games

[ionic veldt]

I only Blau blitz or bullet

[grim edge]

dont have time for classical so rapid sounds proper

[ionic veldt]

Play*

[grim edge]

bullet games dont help u improve chess do they

[peak plank]

blitz and bullet is 🤮

[grim edge]

They get you better at moving fast

[peak plank]

which is a bad habbit

legit bullet games instill bad habbits of moving too fast

[grim edge]

blitz feels pretty slow

[rotund field]

I agree with mr pixel

[ionic veldt]

They help you with fast reaction time and can help you in low time sutuations

[grim edge]

hyperbullet is where its at

[rotund field]

"skibidi toilet gaming"

[peak plank]

I hope this is satire

[peak plank]

when in a 90+30 game will you need your bullet practice

[grim edge]

My future isnt in classical its in bullet

[peak plank]

then its nonexistant

[grim edge]

ig for people who want to grind classical bullet sucks

[rotund field]

yk now that I think of it, out of all the active chesscom server members here, I know the least about you pixel

[grim edge]

rapid post games i analyze my chess weaknesses, bullet i review my opponent takes my queen after i hung it for 5 moves

[ionic veldt]

When am I ever gonna waste my time playing a 2 hour plus chess game

[grim edge]

bullet is the fun part of chess though

[peak plank]

should be the most, you just werent online when I have chat all my personal info

[grim edge]

Why do you love toilets

[peak plank]

to blunder $220 in a tourney

[rotund field]

I literally don't actually know if you're even a guy 💀

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-gif-6711535936662817094

[peak plank]

ok thats fair

[rotund field]

Can't be older than 13

[ionic veldt]

I don’t think you need to play classical to be titled and plus I’m not trying to be titled

[peak plank]

We arent counting arena titles here

[grim edge]

aint no blitz grandmasters

ngl i gonna be 2800 bullet before nm title if i ever do

[rotund field]

Still mad at ya for tricking me into playing you 😿

[peak plank]

USCF class titles

[glossy radish]

wait wait story NOW

[grim edge]

do u only get those on that one "fide online arena" website?

[peak plank]

I did that twice but I lost that second game so I didnt tell you

[rotund field]

His old alt account, also LIER 😾

[ionic veldt]

You know how hard it is to be a grandmaster? You have to detonate your life to chess. Which I’m not doing

[glossy radish]

IACKIEOEODD

[rotund field]

I hate you 😭

[grim edge]

i tried it they dont even have enough players in the pool

[rotund field]

I could've flexed this whole time

Pixel is 0-1-1 against me 😼

[ionic veldt]

Ik but they are still hard to get

[peak plank]

It was blitz 3+0 doesnt count

plus I was up a queen I was just low on time

[rotund field]

hehe

I could care less now tbh

Chess is bleh

[grim edge]

below 3500 is noob fr

[ionic veldt]

2000s are beginners?

[grim edge]

what elo do you think is good

[light cosmos]

Fr fr im 5000 Elo

[glossy radish]

realo

[ionic veldt]

What’s your rating???

[rotund field]

Waterproof phone?

[peak plank]

we arent counting bullet

[light cosmos]

What’s your opinion on this work of art

[peak plank]

bullet isnt chess, ur 2200.

[ionic veldt]

Bro beginner is like 100 to 700 rating

[glossy radish]

no, realo is a word i use

[peak plank]

legit anything U1000 FIDE isnt even real

[rotund field]

My blitz peak is 1890 🥺

[light cosmos]

What about 900

[grim edge]

do you got a fide rating?

[peak plank]

same

[rotund field]

OOH what was like that one thing u used to say 😭

[peak plank]

my USCF is higher than Ohwow I think

[grim edge]

hi ppl

[ionic veldt]

They are weak intermediates

[rotund field]

Oh wow

[grim edge]

that's an american chess rating?

[rotund field]

Hihi

[light cosmos]

🤣

[glossy radish]

uhhhh dunno

[peak plank]

pog so ur rating updates some days later?

[rotund field]

Uhhh

It was something silly 😭

[ionic veldt]

I’m 1450 am I a beginner?

[rotund field]

Yes

[peak plank]

USCF classifies U1200 in the "novice" category

[rotund field]

Trash!!

[glossy radish]

hooree

[peak plank]

me at 1770 USCF:

[ionic veldt]

Then what are 1000 and belies?

[rotund field]

YAHOOO THATS WHAY IT WAS

[ionic veldt]

Belows*

[glossy radish]

yahee

[rotund field]

Trasher

[glossy radish]

YAHEEEEEE

[grim edge]

below 1000 is like real noobs

[ionic veldt]

Bruh

[rotund field]

YAAAAA

[grim edge]

that corrresponds to 2200 ish chess.com rating?

[rotund field]

No

Source: trust me bro

[glossy radish]

hehe

[grim edge]

ur almost titled

[ionic veldt]

I think you guys do not understand the term “beginner”

[rotund field]

Man furries sure are weird 🥱

[glossy radish]

blocked

wait wait agreed

[rotund field]

Idk doesn't that mean like pro fr fr

[grim edge]

beginners are noobs

[rotund field]

🙀🙀

[grim edge]

just low elo

[ionic veldt]

?

[rotund field]

Can I flame you

[peak plank]

I beat a USCF CM OTB

[ionic veldt]

Try me

[glossy radish]

what a gentleman, asking for consent

[rotund field]

😭😭😭

[peak plank]

wdym?

he never asked

[rotund field]

I love you pixel

[ionic veldt]

Go for it man

[glossy radish]

no way

[rotund field]

Go for what?

[ionic veldt]

Gaslight me

[rotund field]

Wtf is that

☠️

[peak plank]

we didnt say anything baout gaslighting

[ionic veldt]

Yes he did

[glossy radish]

no?

[peak plank]

nope

[rotund field]

y'all confusing me now 😭

[grim edge]

huh

[glossy radish]

idk he’s weird man..

[ionic veldt]

Nvm

[grim edge]

dunno what chat is yapping about

[ionic veldt]

Idk either

[peak plank]

bam thats ggs

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[rotund field]

a successful gaslight

Holy shit TPD doesn't have dnd on

[peak plank]

WAIT IS THE BUCKET REPAIRED?

[digital phoenix]

uh hes upside down i dont think it went well

[peak plank]

oh. yeah. that's probably ture

[rotund field]

haven't seen them without do not disturb on in literally like a year

[glossy radish]

lmfao

[grim edge]

Hi mommy

[peak plank]

if you can lose to me then ur prob 1850

USCF

level

[grim edge]

What uscf rating corresponds with 1700 cc elo

[peak plank]

unknown

[grim edge]

1500?

[peak plank]

but ik a 1000 USCF 10 y/o that is 1600 CC

so go figure

[grim edge]

sounds underrated

damn

[peak plank]

doesnt sound underrated at all

[grim edge]

Idk much about otb chess

i saw on hikaru stream some 1700 fide rated guy he played was 2900 on cc

blitz ithink

man ill have to look it up, i think it was a kid

[finite saffron]

omg an isekai fan

[glossy radish]

omg go back under your rock pls

[grim edge]

im a isekai connoissuer

[cinder sky]

me who was 1850 fide 2850 cc bullet

[finite saffron]

whats your fav

[cinder sky]

[grim edge]

anime overlord light novel between overlord and kumodesuga nanika

https://ratings.fide.com/profile/13312170 this guy

[jovial vector]

Bro got puzzle mated💀

[finite saffron]

dayum you really are an isekai fan

[grim edge]

idk i just saw hikaru play him(her?)

[rotund field]

He is NOT Bobby Fischer 😭🙏

[teal bane]

Bro any tips on how I can get my Elo up

I have been stuck at 1200 elo for a minute

[glossy radish]

only a minute?

things take time

[teal bane]

For like 2 months

Or maybe lower idk

Maybe 1

Plus I find brilliants

[glossy radish]

most brilliants are fake nowadays

anyways connect your account and head over to #1039982616159465595

[teal bane]

The brilliant I found inspired me by 2200 elo guy

Ok

Some alien Russian

[grand shore]

hey people

[humble summit]

Get a coach

[grim edge]

watching naroditsky play hyperbullet is the most satisfying shit ever

[teal bane]

I even beat Antonio 1500 elo

[orchid mural]

Hi

[humble summit]

Who’s Antonio

[teal bane]

The bot

[digital phoenix]

bots dont count

[humble summit]

Lol

[teal bane]

Advanced

[humble summit]

Bots are trash

[grim edge]

antonio the great

[teal bane]

Antonio is dangerous what do you mean

[humble summit]

I beat the 2k bot easily

[grim edge]

sven is like a 500 rated noob

[teal bane]

Imagine him against martin

[humble summit]

They are not accurate

[grim edge]

martin is 0 elo

beat that 1 elo cat bot u wont

[teal bane]

Have y’all seen the Martin vs chat got video by levy ☠️☠️☠️☠️

Chat gpt*

[grim edge]

chatgpt doesnt know how to play

[teal bane]

The move Martin made was so disgusting disappointing

When Martin hanged his queen

[teal bane]

Mittens is dead

He passed away sadly

Let’s not talk about him anymore

[grim edge]

mittens stronk

[teal bane]

Is playing aggressive bad

Das me

[grim edge]

can someone adopt me blitz im like 1k

[teal bane]

I play moves so fast but endgame I’m slow

[wooden zenith]

Don’t forget to pay attention in the opening guys

[grim edge]

i should be sleeping rn but i cant stop watchinng hyperbullet

[iron barn]

black is like 400 right

Just gives the bishop away for no reason

[wooden zenith]

745

[iron barn]

and blocks in their other bishop

[iron barn]

wtf

[wooden zenith]

Idk what they were doing

[teal bane]

I just cancelled my subscription and my badge is still then and the feautures why

Is still there

I’m not paying $14

[grim edge]

ask danny rench to give u for free

[teal bane]

Bro

[grim edge]

not clickbait

[glossy radish]

hi chat

ew unity fan bye chat

[grim edge]

u sound like hikaru

[fiery beacon]

😭

[teal bane]

Why am I not trusted

[grim edge]

unity the game engine?

[tardy portal]

hi server

[fiery beacon]

I’m trying to flirt with this guy but in a way that I can play it off as a joke if he’s like homophobic or smth because a lot of people here are.

[teal bane]

I’ve been here since day 1 in this server

[fiery beacon]

No, unity the person

[grim edge]

whats taht person known for

[fiery beacon]

Being the best person in this server

[fiery beacon]

And I really have no clue if he’s interested

[flint junco]

cuz yo ass never connected

[teal bane]

Gee

[fiery beacon]

GOD I SOUND SO CRINGE RN AHHHH

[teal bane]

Is it like your connected

[glossy radish]

yes, i am

u ain’t funny my guy

[teal bane]

Hello

I’m not doing anything

You sit and chat all day

I only chat when I kill time

[glossy radish]

that’s what i’m doing

killing time

[teal bane]

igjt bye

[glossy radish]

leave

[teal bane]

Cool

[glossy radish]

finally smh

@fiery beacon he’s not the best

more like the worst

[rotund field]

He just gave up😭

[glossy radish]

he throws rocks at bunnies. that’s why he’s blocked

[glossy radish]

edgar

[rotund field]

And he yk catfished an old guy

😜

[glossy radish]

what

[rotund field]

Uhhh you didn't know ?

[glossy radish]

huh

[rotund field]

Dms

[glossy radish]

NOOOO

so anyways as i was saying

meow

[rotund field]

Meow

How long y'all think til they take away my purple role

[glossy radish]

kgulhulh yrard

[crystal shore]

BRILLIANT

[fossil igloo]

Da rook!

[fiery beacon]

AHHHH I SUCK AT FLIRTING SOMEONE KILL ME

[iron barn]

get good

[rotund field]

I recommend just kissing them

[light ember]

0 blunders sheesh

[rotund field]

Nah I played like ass still

[fiery beacon]

Would try but I don’t want to be being tried for harassment

[stable mirage]

wow sick brilliant move fr

[rotund field]

Then run

[fiery beacon]

The goal is to end up in a consensual relationship with the person

[stable mirage]

then flex your chess elo

[sharp thicket]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81835702904?tab=review Rate my game

[worn ice]

jamal (236) vs. wassam8668 (210)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Ne7 3. Nxe5 g6 4. Bc4 d6 5. Bxf7# 

[glossy radish]

meow

[barren fable]

lmfao

[digital phoenix]

just dont flirt

[glossy radish]

realo

[slow knot]

we play chess, u expect us to help?

[glossy radish]

dorchan

[restive storm]

stop calling me that

[sharp thicket]

I play chess and use arch linux I have no friends and social life just online life

[glossy radish]

doritos

[nimble niche]

don't question how I blundered Bxg5 hxg5 Qxf2

[glossy radish]

sigh

another one bites the dust

[slow knot]

whats a social life?

i only know e4

[stable mirage]

nyaa

[slow knot]

yeah see we have no social life

[stable mirage]

UwU

[jovial vector]

I hate the ones where you have to move your king out of check I get them wrong every time

[stable mirage]

gotta be h7

[compact portal]

I quit smoking 3 days ago and now biting my nails off and the skin around them all the time
HELP

[slow knot]

wtg

[stable mirage]

chew gum

[compact portal]

ok

[sharp thicket]

I use arch btw. and btw what's good ?

[compact portal]

noting Ubuntu here..

[stable mirage]

if you don’t like gum don’t stick to it tho

[jovial vector]

Idk why but I feel like your 100% lying to me 😭

[compact portal]

its good idea fren i dont mind gum ill try it

[restive storm]

What is bro doing💀💀💀

[primal fern]

@compact portal be sure to connect ur account to get trusted role here for image and gif perms

[stable mirage]

uwuing everywhere

[restive storm]

💀

[stable mirage]

calculate it

[worthy knoll]

⠀⠀⠀/)＿/)☆ 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙤~
／(๑^᎑^๑)っ ＼
／|￣∪￣ ￣ |＼／
|＿＿_＿＿|／

[jovial vector]

It’s too hard there’s too many things he can do with his queen 😞

[slow knot]

i hate you all

[worthy knoll]

Skill issue

[glossy radish]

nyaaa~~

[stable mirage]

haiii

[slow knot]

no

you scare me demons

[stable mirage]

they really need to check you to survive the mate threat so look at that first

[glossy radish]

gn chat

sleep well y’all

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90655176423 I think this guy is soft cheating because of his time usage in moves 8 and 9

[worn ice]

1cbb (2183) vs. kingofthedecade (2148)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. c3 Nc6 5. Nf3 Qb6 6. Bd3 Bd7 7. dxc5 Bxc5 8. O-O a5 9. Nbd2 a4 10. Qe2 Nge7 11. Re1 h6 12. b4 axb3 13. Nxb3 O-O 14. Nxc5 Qxc5 15. Bd2 Qb6 16. Nh4 Qc7 17. Bf4 g5 18. Qh5 gxh4 19. Bxh6 Nf5 20. Bxf5 exf5 21. Qg5+ 

[jovial vector]

Night pookie

[nimble niche]

He played the best moves according to theory in 6-9 seconds after blitzing out every move before that

[worthy knoll]

Shut up loser (wingdings)
Gaster blast

[jovial vector]

Yeah it worked 👍

[worthy knoll]

Gn

[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023-10-02"]
[White "Youssef117s"]
[Black "Opponent"]
[Result "0-1"]
[TimeControl "600"]
[Termination "Opponent won by checkmate"]

1. d4 d5 2. Bg5 e6 3. Bxd8 Kxd8 4. Qd3 c6 5. Nd2 Bd6 6. e4 Nf6 7. exd5 exd5 8.
   Nb3 Nbd7 9. Nc5 Nxc5 10. dxc5 Bxc5 11. Be2 Bg4 12. Bxg4 Nxg4 13. Qc3 b6 14. h3
   Nxf2 15. Rh2 Ne4 16. Qxg7 Kd7 17. Qxf7+ Kd6 18. Rd1 Bxg1 19. Rh1 Bf2+ 20. Kf1
   Raf8 21. Qxa7 b5 22. c4 Bxa7+ 23. Ke2 Ng3+ 24. Kd3 dxc4+ 25. Kc3+ Bd4+ 26. Rxd4+
   Kc5 27. b4+ Kb6 28. Ra1 Ne2+ 29. Kd2 Nxd4 30. a4 Nb3+ 31. Kc2 Nxa1+ 32. Kb2 Rf1
2. Kc3 bxa4 34. Kxc4 a3 35. Kc3 a2 36. Kb2 Rf2+ 37. Kxa1 Re8 38. g4 Re1# 0-1

This was a game between me and my friend, we both are 600 ish, but the engine always says we're 1000, opinions plz

[slow knot]

WOW.

[worthy knoll]

[worthy knoll]

Wut

[echo kestrel]

Lolll opponent resigned

[echo kestrel]

I'd rather question how in the world you're 2100

[stable mirage]

this is why you think for at least a moment before resigning

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[echo kestrel]

Tell that to this guy

Probably my top 3-5 luckiest wins ever out of 12000 games

[stable mirage]

lmao

[compact portal]

its called tilt i think 😛

[worthy knoll]

Is there any opening that involves early queen moves?

[echo kestrel]

Scandi

[worthy knoll]

Mmm ok

[stable mirage]

wayward queen

[compact portal]

tilt can happen even when winning chess or poker or soccer game even when everything is going right

[worthy knoll]

I always play Queens pawn then start moving the queen cuz dad taught me that when we used to play

Is it bad?

[compact portal]

yes its bad lol

[stable mirage]

Qd3 is fine against dutch

[worthy knoll]

But I don't blunder my Queen first 10 moves, I usually keep her till endgame

[stable mirage]

otherwise probably don’t move it out too early

[compact portal]

But while trying to keep it away from attack you lose tempo and position of other pieces

potentially

[worthy knoll]

¯_(ツ)_/¯
600 elo is chaos

[compact portal]

i was 600 elo and then went straight to 1000 after learning 2 white and 2 black openings + of course i learned some attack and defense tactics

on 10 minute chess

[worthy knoll]

I don't have time to learn openings plus it's like school so it's boring

[crystal shore]

12 year old is almost 3k on lichess

[worthy knoll]

Wanna play a game later to see how I do? Haven't accepted a challenge in months

[crystal shore]

biggest cap i have seen ever

[compact portal]

it takes 5 mins to learn them and an hour to practice each... do you think you learn 27 moves and variations NO... its not hard to learn

[worthy knoll]

I can't rember

Since I've had corona my memory started failing

I keep forgor

[compact portal]

yeah right excuses just play e4 all the time

[crystal shore]

2 openings u need to know

[worthy knoll]

no

Queen pawn

[crystal shore]

pawn to d4

[worthy knoll]

Or nothing

[crystal shore]

and nf3

ur set

or just resign

[worthy knoll]

resigning for losers

Never resign you might stalemate at one point

[crystal shore]

im joking

[worthy knoll]

Ik

[stable mirage]

1.d3 > 1.d4

[crystal shore]

pablo picasso has competition

[crystal shore]

bro drank vodka

[jovial vector]

41 streak tho😏

[worthy knoll]

Why delay d4

[stable mirage]

nah I can’t drink alcohol yet

[stable mirage]

ur not playing for d4

[crystal shore]

me niether

[stable mirage]

ur playing for a bird or kia

[digital phoenix]

i want a kia

[worthy knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/location-voitures-casablanca-location-voitures-aéroport-casablanca-location-voitures-casablanca-pas-cher-location-voitures-aéroport-casablanca-pas-cher-triprentcar-gif-18430572

Bruh can't send gifs 😭

[fossil epoch]

ew

[worthy knoll]

Where use trust

Anyways, if anyone is up for a game, DM me I haven't played in a bit like some months and I'm rusty as heck

Doesn't matter what elo, just for fun

[worthy knoll]

Also where the heck do I use this command

[stable mirage]

this chat works

[crystal shore]

we got a very sus cheater on lichess

[stable mirage]

completely legit

[worthy knoll]

I must be a member for 7 days? Sheesh

That should be easy but I can't talk much since exams are here

School sucks

[swift panther]

i thought this would atleast be a great move

[worthy knoll]

You hung THE ROOK

It's a lose lose situation

[swift panther]

no i didnt

[swift panther]

how

ohh i see it

[worthy knoll]

Wait you're gonna win a queen I think

[young arch]

u try to save the bishop u loose rook and u try to save rook u lose bishop

[swift panther]

yeah

i just saw it

my opponent resigned tho

[young arch]

lucky

free game

wait

[worthy knoll]

He will take the rook with the Queen you block the check with check using the rook and bishop combo and you win the queen @swift panther

[young arch]

no

he cant take the rook

then ull take king with bishop

[worthy knoll]

No with the queen

[young arch]

so that was a good move

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel

[worthy knoll]

Focus

[young arch]

right?

[worthy knoll]

Oh wait no

He'll lose a rook and a bishop

[young arch]

how?

[grim edge]

the gang is what i trust

[worthy knoll]

Qxc1 check
Re1 check
Qxc5

Do you see it?

[young arch]

ohhhhh

icic

[worthy knoll]

Damn my vision must've improved

Should've gave a check

[young arch]

yep

but the opponent resigned

and there are many ways to block

not many

few

[worthy knoll]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[young arch]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[worthy knoll]

I'd say it's a game between two 700s

[bright folio]

Anyone wanna play blitz

[worthy knoll]

Minimum

[worthy knoll]

I'm up for a game, but later

Gotta go to school DM me if you want to

[young arch]

max abt 900-950 types right?

[bright folio]

ok

[swift panther]

1400

[young arch]

WUT

[swift panther]

we were both low on time

so playing whatever we thought was good

[young arch]

oh makes sense

be careful next time

[worthy knoll]

Dang

Wanna 1v1?

[young arch]

not now

[worthy knoll]

Same

[young arch]

got my half yearly exams tomorrow

gotta study

[swift panther]

took a nap after school now i cant sleep

[worthy knoll]

Lel

I don't take naps
Naps are for losers

[young arch]

what time is it for u

[worthy knoll]

Sleep is for the weak

[swift panther]

1:29 am

[young arch]

damn

[worthy knoll]

Dam

It's 7 am here 💀

[young arch]

it 1200 pm for me

anywayys

[worthy knoll]

Where r u from

[young arch]

INDIA

[worthy knoll]

Ah nice

[young arch]

anywayyysss

[worthy knoll]

I'm from Tunisia

[young arch]

gtg

nice

[worthy knoll]

٩(ര̀ᴗര́)ᵇʸᵉ

[young arch]

wanna talk to me on dms later?

[worthy knoll]

Sure

[young arch]

k

dont message me ill message u

[grim edge]

Does anyone want to play a hand and brain match? (1500-2000 Brain) (100 - 600 Hand) 10 mins
I will be one of the brains, i need a brain and 2 hands

[wooden zenith]

I can’t because it’s really late for me but I’m genuinely interested in how this would work

[grim edge]

yeah i was thinking like in 6ish hours

there are a few examples of it online

[stable mirage]

10|5 at least for hand brain surely

especially with a 600

[grim edge]

I play 15|10, but most people play speed chess, so i didnt know if people would want to play if its slow

[stable mirage]

I mean 10 min already counts as slow

[grim edge]

yeah, 10 mins should be blitz tho

[grim edge]

ur fast

[stable mirage]

5 min should be rapid

[grim edge]

maybe an in between category

[stable mirage]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grim edge]

15 seconds should be classicalk

[grim edge]

so 5 mins is in the same time control as 45|45???

[wooden zenith]

6 hours of sleep is not enough 💀

[stable mirage]

cc doesn’t differentiate classical

[grim edge]

i need 15+10 to click resign

[wooden zenith]

I main 10 minute and I’m 800

[grim edge]

why not 15

[wooden zenith]

I want a good balance of speed and thought

But sitting there for 5 minutes making a single move is a headache

[fringe pendant]

We have this cheater in another server and like were asking qs about chess, he goes off reading the wiki article and copy pastes everything

[wooden zenith]

This move was beautiful, if knight moves then it’s back rank checkmate so this move basically wins a knight

[fringe pendant]

Hey dude can you explain the lucena position, goes away comes back and then literally pastes a long ass paragraph and we can see it cause hes not writing anything it’s hilarious af

[wooden zenith]

And my opponent in this situation got back ranked

Blunder?