💬〡general-off-topic

[compact mantle]

Could def be yeah

I’m tryna be 1900 this month, but imma need to find a tournament

[nimble niche]

I like slow time controls otb but I don't like rapid nor classical online

[compact mantle]

I think rapid is decent training

For a slow game

But indeed classical sucks online

[nimble niche]

If I can play some tournaments, I can probably get a higher fide than 1500

[thick hollow]

@hearty rose

[compact mantle]

Definitely

[little elm]

no one likes online classical

[thick hollow]

how can i improve at 1200 ive been stuck for like 2 months

[compact mantle]

I was there about a year ago, I’m now 1895 fide, you can do so too✊🏽

[nimble niche]

according to lichess, the lowest accuracy i got in the last otb tournament i played was 86%

[compact mantle]

Probably try to learn some new concepts from youtube or something

[nimble niche]

haven't organised them yet

[thick hollow]

How i only gained 500 elo last year 0_0

[compact mantle]

On average of all your games?

[nimble niche]

school has started so it'll probably be held in some future school holidays

or maybe some weekend

[compact mantle]

500 elo a year is a super gm in 3 more years if you think about it

Same

I’m in week 6

[nimble niche]

my average was exactly 91%

94+89+98+93+87+94+86+87=728
728/8=91

[drowsy crest]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[thick hollow]

Damn

[nimble niche]

the 98% round 3 game was nice

a 22 move miniature where i completely outprepped my opponent

[thick hollow]

what opening did you play?

[honest sail]

guys i just beat a dude rated 600 OMGGGG

[radiant frost]

Ok so?

[radiant frost]

How is that special?

[honest sail]

??

[nimble niche]

Löwenthal Sicilian

[coral hatch]

What's up people?

[slate owl]

im gay

[coral hatch]

Cheesy chess.

Why you are gay?

[radiant frost]

He's rated 600 so why are you celebrating on winning against a lower rated player

[honest sail]

600 is good bro

i ususally lose to them

[nimble niche]

most sane 1.c4 player

[radiant frost]

But you are 959 rapid

[coral hatch]

If I had a heart attack while online or on discord, what should I do?

[opaque cape]

Git gud

[slate owl]

die

[coral hatch]

With no one around, but just you strangers online.

[jovial vector]

No clue how to improve the position thinking bout rerouting the knight but doesn't seem right for a puzzle lol

[coral hatch]

Can I count on you people to get help for me?

[slate owl]

just die

[honest sail]

rook to g7

[coral hatch]

Nobody is around me and I seem to have a little pain.

[slate owl]

if you have a heart attack you rather die

[honest sail]

wait nah im trippin

[radiant frost]

Is this live game

[coral hatch]

@slate owlYou know, it's all getting documented right now and if I really die, police will hold you responsible.

[jovial vector]

its a puzzle lol

[digital phoenix]

clearly shows puzzle are u blind

[jovial vector]

thats not it lmao

[digital phoenix]

'is this a live game'

[jovial vector]

lmfaoo yeah idk

the answer was so obvious im dumb

[slate owl]

what am i supposed to say

[honest sail]

i got it rook f1 queen

[coral hatch]

Goodbye cruel world.

[slate owl]

you have heart attack you most likely die

are we in a disney movie?

[coral hatch]

That gay guy is responsible for my death.

[radiant frost]

I don't play puzzles on chess.com

[slate owl]

ok?

[jovial vector]

yeah my head was wanting to do it with the other rook and not the one down there lmao

[radiant frost]

I play puzzles on lichess so i didn't notice that it says white to move

[coral hatch]

I will all my worldly possession to my long lost lover.

[slate owl]

why are you saying that on discord

[jovial vector]

its fine haha

[coral hatch]

(I'm not here. I'm dead already)

[drowsy crest]

Man my chess day 23 is not going giod

Good

[opaque cape]

Meanie mf

[radiant frost]

Rf1?

[slate owl]

man pink floyd is really a banger should have listened to them a long time ago

[opaque cape]

Yes

[radiant frost]

Then bishop check

If it takes you take rook with rook on f1

[honest sail]

[jovial vector]

yeah I had gotten it

[slate owl]

this indian guy is busted and refusing to resign

(i will not post rn because live game)

[radiant frost]

So Rf1 is correct right

[jovial vector]

si senor

[radiant frost]

What's your puzzle rating btw

[jovial vector]

2300-2400

[radiant frost]

Oh ok I am 2000 just started doing puzzles 2 days ago

[fathom reef]

fellas, how play italian game

[wicked vapor]

anyone wanna play rapid?

[boreal cosmos]

call 911

[fathom reef]

resign

[jovial vector]

I'm down

[wicked vapor]

https://play.chess.com/hrrhc

[jovial vector]

Could you do unrated instead?

[wicked vapor]

sure

https://play.chess.com/ALtkr

[jovial vector]

I wouldn't send anyone rated challenges unless requested

[proper anchor]

Hi guys

[grim edge]

Hii

[proper anchor]

how's life

[grim edge]

Thats a taboo question lmao

[junior sky]

How many brilliant moves are normal?

[grim edge]

its gud so far wbu

[grim edge]

0 brilliant move: normal for me

[proper anchor]

Good ig

[grim edge]

Thats good to know

[proper anchor]

Something like 2-3 in a game

[junior sky]

Huh.

[grim edge]

Thats normal?!

[junior sky]

No chance

[proper anchor]

Kind of if you are above like 2k rating

[slate owl]

at least like 1 per game or 10 if lucky (im trolling)

[grim edge]

oh youre higher rated so cant relate ofc

[proper anchor]

If you play against a 100rated you might get 10 bril

[grim edge]

I see- still thats crazy

[fathom reef]

grob fans where you at 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[grim edge]

Hi sensei

[junior sky]

I only have a rating of 1800

[grim edge]

@proper anchor

[boreal coyote]

brilliants usually occur once a week

[proper anchor]

Hey

[grim edge]

Where do you live in

[grim edge]

uss bro Ive only had 4 brilliant moves in the games I reviewed

Nice

[slate owl]

can you /profile please @proper anchor

[boreal coyote]

ive only had 2 so far

[grim edge]

Say sir black ninja

[proper anchor]

Sure

[grim edge]

🫂

[nimble niche]

I haven't played a blitz game in over a week

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> monke fan (sillysausagemonkeypants)

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Name: monke fan (sillysausagemonkeypants)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Blitz: 2309 (peak)

[boreal coyote]

🫱🏻‍🫲🏻🫱🏻‍🫲🏻🫱🏻‍🫲🏻🫱🏻‍🫲🏻🫱🏻‍🫲🏻

[proper anchor]

Ik my username is goofy but that's cool

[nimble niche]

The past few completed games on my profile are all high accuracy, short daily games against 1300s

[grim edge]

Come to think of it, your name is from Beyblade?

[proper anchor]

Whga your rating

[boreal coyote]

yep

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2146 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2105 (2211 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jason Mcgregor (theonlyjim)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Jason Mcgregor (theonlyjim)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 521 (566 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 217

[fathom reef]

💀

[grim edge]

Cool- That was Shu's Beyblade if I remember right

[boreal coyote]

yep

[proper anchor]

Bro is all time high rated player

[wicked vapor]

ng @jovial vector

[grim edge]

@proper anchor play me

[jovial vector]

gg

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Queenie (queeniexo1)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Queenie (queeniexo1)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 970 (1006 peak)
Bullet: 533

[proper anchor]

Bro I'm only 1200

[boreal coyote]

you collect beys or just watch the anime?

[nimble niche]

nice graph

[grim edge]

No you are not

[wicked vapor]

@proper anchor wanna play unra?

[candid river]

I’m actually a GM

[nimble niche]

+1500 in a week, this guy is a real prodigy

[proper anchor]

Thanks

[grim edge]

I just watched anime, Its my sibling who collects beyblades lol

[proper anchor]

This is my second acc for speed run ig

[grim edge]

[proper anchor]

What's your fav anime? I like aot

[nimble niche]

⚫

[boreal coyote]

damn i see, have you heard of beyblade x?

[grim edge]

What's your main account name

[proper anchor]

That's segret

[grim edge]

I liked Aot too and my fav anime is Haikyuu I can literally watch it millions of times

[primal mirage]

speedrunning damn

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/member/segret

[slate owl]

what's your favorite opening?

[slate owl]

why he saying best children like he ate some

oh

sorry my dyslexia

[candid river]

Reti gambit even though idk how to play it 🙄

[grim edge]

Beyblade x? nah I watched beyblade like 2-3 years ago and only till season 3 Ig

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> the_pain

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1193 (1322 peak)
Blitz: 1389 (1488 peak)
Bullet: 919 (962 peak)

[nimble niche]

very tos abiding user

[grim edge]

I suck

[boreal coyote]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i see

[grim edge]

/disconnect

Is that bot broken

[grim edge]

Bro u sure took a long time to type that 😂

[nimble niche]

/disconnect

[primal mirage]

fr

[grim edge]

It doesn't work https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/945453003786321990.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[nimble niche]

/profile

/profile

[grim edge]

/profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> the_pain

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1193 (1322 peak)
Blitz: 1389 (1488 peak)
Bullet: 919 (962 peak)

[grim edge]

hi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1649 (1663 peak)
Blitz: 1252 (1267 peak)
Bullet: 1212 (1215 peak)

[grim edge]

Tanjiro becames demon after muzan dies

[grim edge]

No

It can't be

[fathom reef]

i agree

[nimble niche]

my chess.com status is very accurate

[fathom reef]

what the hell is your name

[nimble niche]

whenever I try to prep in the car on the way to an otb tournament, the lc analysis board never works

[grim edge]

Box box box

[nimble niche]

I have to use the cc one which is slow asf on mobile

[fathom reef]

i managed to go to crystal league

[slate owl]

at my peak rating rn🔥

[pulsar bear]

I just won with 0.01s left wtf 😭

he had 2 seconds all he had to do was make a move

[grim edge]

Tanjiro kills akaza and zenitsu kills upper 6

Muichiro dies at the end

[nimble niche]

that's some incho level internet speed

[grim edge]

Wait what stop giving me spoilers😭

And gyomei dies

[grim edge]

No way😭

And mitsuri dies

[nimble niche]

your mum dies

[grim edge]

Noooooooo ooooo💔

Lol

🫠

[quartz haven]

Wassup guys

[grim edge]

Yo this sucks more than gojos death😭

[pulsar bear]

to be fair this was a good move I just missed the rook sac tactic

(pawn)

[lime lava]

Hello

[nimble niche]

if you play bishop sac, what's the follow up?

[boreal coyote]

nah i just held the h key, took like a sec

[nimble niche]

why does material matter when you're launching a mating attack?

[pulsar bear]

rook takes and there isnt much to defend the position

[grim edge]

alrightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[boreal coyote]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rough dome]

Mitsuri married sakuna

[nimble niche]

if you're trying to work out when to sac, the general rule is to sac when your opponent can't consolidate and has pieces that are completely out of the game

[west quartz]

Я вам в рот кончал

[pulsar bear]

I know, I'm just saying I missed it

[west quartz]

Сосите писюн

[pulsar bear]

cool sac tho (rook one)

[west quartz]

Дрочилы

[pulsar bear]

dark square bishop was op in that match

[west quartz]

Вы ебланы

[dim ridge]

Ты че?

[west quartz]

Соси писюн

[rough dome]

English please

[lime lava]

If cxb5 Qe5+

[dim ridge]

Завали ебало еблан

[west quartz]

Пошёл нахуй

Я тебе в рот кончал

[nimble niche]

oh how did i miss that

I'm so bad at chess

[dim ridge]

Когда?

[pulsar bear]

umm.. E5?

[lime lava]

Yes u are

[west quartz]

Всегда

[pulsar bear]

that's not a square the queen can go to

[grim edge]

@rough dome play me

[lime mica]

hi

[dim ridge]

Я так и думал нахуй

[dim ridge]

Закрой пасть

[west quartz]

Соси писюн

[dim ridge]

Сам ты еблан

[west quartz]

Шалава

[lime lava]

That one didnt count, and also, you keep bad at chess

[rough dome]

영어 바보를 사용

[grim edge]

Russia

Korean

[west quartz]

Шат ап мэн

[lime lava]

And also
Rating diff

[grim edge]

Wat an meh

[dim ridge]

Im having a very heated debate with my fellow comrade

[west quartz]

Адальвжыдв

Сосите писюн

[dim ridge]

He’s saying that he finished in all of your mouths

[grim edge]

AapiebBxbioB

[nimble niche]

I don't go on those 200 elo tilts

[lime lava]

If you guys dont stop
I will smash you ok my friend

[west quartz]

No

[grim edge]

Cocnte nncloh

[west quartz]

Соси писюн

[lime lava]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[nimble niche]

大家好

[west quartz]

Соси писюн

[grim edge]

Translate that he said 💀

[west quartz]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[lime lava]

No

[west quartz]

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[hot spruce]

злой

[grim edge]

What

[west quartz]

Я тебе в рот кончал

Эблан

[grim edge]

R te6e B pot koHuaupside downu

[west quartz]

Соси писюн

[grim edge]

E6Upside down u aH

[hasty raven]

Russians be like:
Мне очень грустно, потому что жизнь - это боль последние 120 лет.

[west quartz]

Что бля

[viscid jacinth]

Hello

[grim edge]

Pto6unsidedownuR

[west quartz]

Да я тебя не понимаю

[nimble niche]

welcome to the general-ru

[digital phoenix]

no way its ran rhy very real fots

[viscid jacinth]

Whar

[grim edge]

Oa r te6r he nohnmalo

[west quartz]

Ладно

[viscid jacinth]

Fr

[west quartz]

Идите нахуй, Я пошёл

[viscid jacinth]

I got that Mexican Ohio Rizz

[lime lava]

Can you guys stop with the russian alr

[hasty raven]

Маленький мальчик идет в школу, и учитель говорит: «Как прошли выходные», мальчик говорит: «Кто-то застрелил мою собаку в задницу», а учитель говорит: «Мы не говорим «задница», мы говорим «прямая кишка», а мальчик говорит: «Плохо». его? Черт побери, он чуть не убил его!»

Okay

[grim edge]

Nonte haxyn r up side down u nowe pie

[rocky wedge]

is weremartin actually 250 elo?

[viscid jacinth]

Putin deez nuts

[viscid jacinth]

So true

[rocky wedge]

he plays too logically

[viscid jacinth]

Elite

[spark sage]

I agree

[rocky wedge]

albeit some pawn pushes

[tawny zenith]

hi

[hasty raven]

What does elo stand for

[hot spruce]

че то не смешно

[viscid jacinth]

It's a metric i think

[digital phoenix]

electric light orchestra

[hot spruce]

he just played the best sicilian defense i have ever seen

[grim edge]

Pe to he cmewho

[nimble niche]

electric light orchestra

[hasty raven]

Evil Lycanthrope Organization

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix are you on mobile rn

[digital phoenix]

eat lemon ostrich

[digital phoenix]

no why

[hot spruce]

nvm he blundered bishop

[viscid jacinth]

If you are send me screen recording of you typing

[digital phoenix]

too lazy also playing ml rn i cant

[viscid jacinth]

its hard to type by swiping

[viscid jacinth]

Whats ml

[grim edge]

Don't swipe then

[digital phoenix]

mobile legends

[nimble niche]

You type by swiping?

[viscid jacinth]

I wanna learn how to type faster

[radiant frost]

After Qg6+ which king move is better d8 or d7 and why?

[viscid jacinth]

Not really i wanna just learn how to do it fast

[grim edge]

How will you do if you type faster than everyone

[grim edge]

just type faster lmao

i do 120 with 3 fingers

[rocky wedge]

true

[grim edge]

@radiant frost say that she said

[viscid jacinth]

On mobile?

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[grim edge]

laptop

[radiant frost]

No she told me not to say

[grim edge]

fr 💯

[viscid jacinth]

I have 55 wpm on mobile

I wanna make it faster

[nimble niche]

I will try type by swiping

[grim edge]

swiping is weird

[grim edge]

What will she do if you tell me

[viscid jacinth]

I am also trying it too

[nimble niche]

I am currently typing by swiping

[digital phoenix]

i cant type on mobile

[viscid jacinth]

Me too

[radiant frost]

This sentence has been written by swiping but the ai is bad it predicts wrong words

[digital phoenix]

swiping gives me faoeih awuihw

[nimble niche]

wayward queen is goated

[viscid jacinth]

Wdym by predicting

[grim edge]

Faoeih awuihw

[radiant frost]

I mean it writes wrong words many times

[viscid jacinth]

The language i speak when i am vomiting

[grim edge]

@radiant frost

[radiant frost]

This above sentence is also written by swiping and this sentence too

[nimble niche]

Chess is for autists

[viscid jacinth]

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[radiant frost]

Nothing

[nimble niche]

nobody likes chess

[radiant frost]

But it is against my morals

[pallid plinth]

anyone wanna play rapid trying to warm up for rated

[viscid jacinth]

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[nimble niche]

chess is a goofy game

[grim edge]

https://discord.gift/Udzwm3hrQECQBnEEFFCEwdSq

[nimble niche]

nobody plays chess seriously

[grim edge]

come

[nimble niche]

who even likes chess

[grim edge]

Idk

[radiant frost]

Bro everyone start swipe typing

[nimble niche]

chess is such a nerdy game

[grim edge]

Say then

[nimble niche]

I am swipe typing rn

[radiant frost]

No

[grim edge]

[hot spruce]

real

[warm hedge]

Lchess

[viscid jacinth]

I am type swiping rn too

[nimble niche]

Is it false

[hot spruce]

im almost 1400 in rapid

[grim edge]

I am 1200

[radiant frost]

It's called swipe typing not type swiping

[final gust]

I got a ticket to the moon

[warm hedge]

https://lichess.org/4onC10SH

[viscid jacinth]

This is me typing both ways

[final gust]

But I'd rather see the sunrise
Through ur eyes

[radiant frost]

A quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog

[nimble niche]

a quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

[viscid jacinth]

jumps bruh

[nimble niche]

it keeps doing fix instead of fox

[radiant frost]

A quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog

[viscid jacinth]

Who goes to moon anyways to see a sunrise

[nimble niche]

a quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[viscid jacinth]

Lol what have i done

[nimble niche]

is this a better way of typing

[radiant frost]

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[nimble niche]

it's probably faster

[radiant frost]

I don't know which is faster

[viscid jacinth]

Send screen recording

[nimble niche]

a quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

how do I screen record

[radiant frost]

I will try best to improve my swipe typing skills

[warm hedge]

Gg

[viscid jacinth]

Me too

[grim edge]

Burn in hell

[warm hedge]

My first game from tablet

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> unacceptable behaviour, deservers punishment immediately

[radiant frost]

Usually when all the letters of a word is in the single row then it types the wrong word.

[grim edge]

Ok

[warm hedge]

Should have won that normally tbh

[viscid jacinth]

L*chess

[viscid jacinth]

You need to hop

[fresh wind]

No lichess links allowed here please

[grim edge]

Gg

[warm hedge]

Gg

[viscid jacinth]

Act like you are jumping through words instead of passing through them

When they are in the same row

[boreal coyote]

may i ask why not?

[viscid jacinth]

Put pot

[grim edge]

Now that I served my purpose as a citizen it is time for me to disappear

[fresh wind]

they're our competitors?

[viscid jacinth]

Chess. com will lose members if they came to know about l*chess

[grim edge]

L*chess

[viscid jacinth]

What

[grim edge]

@grim edge review my gamesdss

[viscid jacinth]

Kayden sounds like a girl name

[nimble niche]

because chess.com is a business and needs money to run

[viscid jacinth]

Hello beautiful people i am swipe typing

And its fricking hard

[viscid jacinth]

Try not to look at board while typing

@nimble niche wanna do a typeracer competition

[grim edge]

I'll do

[viscid jacinth]

Are you on PC

[grim edge]

No

[viscid jacinth]

Ok then

[grim edge]

Ok

[viscid jacinth]

First match will be typing like normal individuals

Second match will be swipe typing

Ok?

[grim edge]

Ok

[nimble niche]

it capitalises every word i type

[viscid jacinth]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=1q2xyvhydm

[nimble niche]

im on laptop rn

i just switched devices

[viscid jacinth]

Damn bro

[radiant frost]

Yay I am first

[grim edge]

My wpm is decreasing

[viscid jacinth]

I was swipe typing during second round

[grim edge]

[viscid jacinth]

Otherwise i would have won smh

[radiant frost]

Oh lol I was typing normally

[grim edge]

Deez

[boreal coyote]

anyone??https://play.chess.com/vFDAX

[viscid jacinth]

You appeared late so i will give you that

Lets play again

[radiant frost]

But you said you can type 55 WPM

I did 58

[viscid jacinth]

tru

[drowsy crest]

Bro what 💀

I thought 70 was average

[radiant frost]

On pc

I am on phone

[radiant frost]

How fast can you type on a phone

[drowsy crest]

Idk

[radiant frost]

70?

Try typeracer then

[west quartz]

Пп

[radiant frost]

Once again 58 WPM

[candid river]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5ji8WlqOBtVRCQK9HmHz2x?si=05dc7001221941c5

[viscid jacinth]

I didnt even play

[radiant frost]

Who is this guest

[viscid jacinth]

Wdym

Idk bruh my name in typeracer is I am nee

[candid river]

How do I join?

[radiant frost]

I know

But who is the other guest

[viscid jacinth]

Idk

Lets play again

[radiant frost]

Ok

Swipe or normal

[candid river]

I'm the only Brit here lol

[boreal coyote]

really?

[candid river]

Lots of Indians

[radiant frost]

Brits don't play chess that's why

Brits are bad at chess

[boreal coyote]

i went to a british school if that counts

[radiant frost]

Indians are good at chess

[grim edge]

:3c

[rocky wedge]

how do u get the this user hates the trusted role

[viscid jacinth]

Nice

[candid river]

I'm a pro 😎

[gentle steppe]

one question why are british ppl so dam fearless

[radiant frost]

Slow af

[digital phoenix]

lmao 50

[candid river]

😡

[radiant frost]

50 on pc is slow af

[grim edge]

Gg

[gentle steppe]

u play thr reti right?

[candid river]

It's like double the other people here 🫤

[digital phoenix]

no?

reti is shit

[radiant frost]

I literally did 58 on phone

[gentle steppe]

alr ur useless

[candid river]

I can do better on phone

[gentle steppe]

aww

[radiant frost]

[candid river]

I'm like 300 wpm on phone

[radiant frost]

[grim edge]

[radiant frost]

Was that guest you?

[grim edge]

No

[radiant frost]

Ok

[digital phoenix]

and i am double urs

[radiant frost]

Swipe typing op

[grim edge]

@gentle steppe play me

[gentle steppe]

🙅‍♀️

[radiant frost]

Bruh why are you spying on our chess.com profile 💀

[candid river]

It says on the typeracer thing

[radiant frost]

Oh ok lol

[viscid jacinth]

Swipe typing is hard

[radiant frost]

In typeracer?

[grim edge]

Chess

[radiant frost]

What's the best wpm you reached

[viscid jacinth]

61

[radiant frost]

Ok

[viscid jacinth]

With normal typing

[radiant frost]

I did 63

[viscid jacinth]

With swyping uhh 35

[radiant frost]

Lol so swipe typing bad

[viscid jacinth]

Nope

We need practice

[atomic oak]

Send a challenge to Fighter.

[radiant frost]

Nah man it types wrong word so many times. I don't think we can get higher wpm with swipe typing

[viscid jacinth]

A person got 70

He calls it average

[gentle steppe]

low

[radiant frost]

We need this keyboard
https://youtube.com/shorts/7KFpReryK_E?feature=shared

[random drum]

😭

I am going to die

So maybe I'll be inactive

[cloud garnet]

could someone pls look at this game and tell me what could I improve?

@radiant frosthow is it called I want to try

but English isnt my first language so Idk how will it go

[nimble niche]

Based on this game, I don't have much to say to you except don't get your bishop trapped, your opponent however, needs a lesson on how to play wayward queen properly

[radiant frost]

The keyboard?

[nimble niche]

you could've moved the lsb anywhere along the c8-h3 diagonal but you chose h5

[cloud garnet]

Ik I couldve saved both bishops but I got a good position for the queen

[cloud garnet]

the site (wpm)

[nimble niche]

why not save those bishops? they were very powerful

[radiant frost]

Typeracer

[cloud garnet]

or to look what I could do better

a blunder is a blunder in winning and losing

[nimble niche]

send games you lose and others will be able to give more advice

[cloud garnet]

ok

[nimble niche]

I can't really say much if you're just dominating your opponent the whole game

[cloud garnet]

ty! I really appreciate it

[cloud garnet]

ty

very flattering lol

although I do agree

Im going to lose the next game to review it lol

(jk)

[supple imp]

Yk you can change it to desktop site right

[nimble niche]

what desktop site?

you mean the page layout?

[supple imp]

Desktop site allows you to have multiple premoves back to back like computer players

[nimble niche]

I use the site, not the app

[supple imp]

I don't think that's the same

[supple imp]

Same

[nimble niche]

I don't really like the app

[toxic valley]

You can fight multiple players at all once in desktop

And app doesn't have function to do that

[nimble niche]

I've only played on the app on my friends' phones before

not the most tos abiding thing but whatever

[supple imp]

@nimble niche in the top right corner click the 3 dots then you should see desktop site and click that

[nimble niche]

I did that and the buttons are too small

[supple imp]

Zoom in

[nimble niche]

I think the mobile site is better for mobile

[supple imp]

Alright

[nimble niche]

wait I can actually play variants on chess.com now

[supple imp]

But in fast games you can only premove once on mobile site right?

[rough dome]

https://tenor.com/view/kikai-sentai-zenkaiger-zenkaiger-機界戦隊ゼンカイジャー-ゼンカイジャー-super-sentai-gif-22558873

[nimble niche]

The chat box used to cover everything on the mobile site's variants page

[supple imp]

Ye

[nimble niche]

I have multiple premoves on mobile site

[supple imp]

Alright

[warped vigil]

1700s SUCK

This guy gave up his rook and resigned next move

[rough dome]

It means you also sucked

[supple imp]

1900s suck what's tour point

[warped vigil]

oh I admit I suck

Just 1700s (me included) have a tendency to do really dumb stuff if given the chance

[nimble niche]

2100s suck too

[rough dome]

What do you suck

[warped vigil]

Yep

[warped vigil]

they are mid

[nimble niche]

what is that pfp?

[supple imp]

In my last 2 games I've blundered drawing endgames cause I still don't understand how tf king vs king pawn can be a draw for the side with only a king

[warped vigil]

my discord or chess.com?

[warped vigil]

oh yeah oppositiion stuff

[supple imp]

I should probably start learning endgames

[warped vigil]

watch a youtube vid

also Look at this game I lost as black 😭

this one hurts cause it was otb

[supple imp]

My 1900 opponent couldn't mate with queen king vs king last game with 20 seconds on the clock

[nimble niche]

discord

[supple imp]

I have mu suspicions he's cheating

[warped vigil]

I like chess

obviously

[supple imp]

Even I wouldn't fumble that endgame

[warped vigil]

w/ 20 seconds it's hard

[nimble niche]

Qh5 refutes e4 e5

[supple imp]

Looks like a draw

[nimble niche]

queen + king against bare king in 20 sec is easy

unless you lose connection

[supple imp]

20 seconds is more than enough time to copy cat my kind to a back wall

[warped vigil]

on a track pad it's hard

[supple imp]

10 seconds should be enough

The problem is I had less time than him and I somehow flagged him for a draw

Even @nimble niche couldn't possible lose that game

[midnight fjord]

are you stupid i know her

[supple imp]

Elliot chill he probably doesn't interact with women in his daily life

@midnight fjord naruto is a shit anime

[nimble niche]

just keep premoving and you can't lose

oh wait, for the queen checkmate or the position?

[prisma wolf]

hello guys\

why i cant stream my screen?

[supple imp]

With 20 seconds a 1500 could checkmate with queen king

[nimble niche]

you know vica56?

[supple imp]

No

[nimble niche]

basically he's a really old 2200 blitz gm

I have a 1.5-0.5 score against him by dirty flagging

[supple imp]

Cool

[bright prairie]

Hiiiii @grim edge

[faint geyser]

He was probably on mobile with a max of 1 pre-move at a time

[bright prairie]

How's your day going

[prisma wolf]

thanks

[nimble niche]

I can do a queen mate within 10 sec with only 1 premove at a time

[supple imp]

I was on mobile too and I had less time and 20 seconds is still enough

[supple imp]

You wouldn't even need to premove

[nimble niche]

it's more stressful when you have to do it with 5 seconds

[supple imp]

Ye

With 5 seconds it would be hard but I think I could pull it off

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/game/daily/569848289

[worn ice]

Draakamel (1072) vs. 1cbb (1715)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. Qe2 dxe4 3. Qxe4 Nf6 4. Qe5 Nc6 5. Qf4 e5 6. Qf3 Bg4 7. Qd3 Bd6 8. f3 Bh5 9. Qf5 Nd4 10. Qd3 Bg6 11. Qc3 Nxc2+ 12. Ke2 Nxa1 13. Na3 Nd5 14. Qc4 Nb4 15. Nb5 Bd3+ 16. Kf2 Bxc4 17. Nxd6+ Qxd6 18. Bxc4 Qd4+ 19. Ke1 Nac2+ 20. Kf1 Qxc4+ 21. Ne2 Nd4 22. Kf2 Qxe2+ 23. Kg3 Nd3 24. b4 Qf2+ 25. Kg4 Qxg2+ 26. Kh4 Nf4 27. Re1 [g5#] 

[nimble niche]

g5#

don't ask me why I'm playing daily games

[supple imp]

Why are you playing daily games

[midnight fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/ayo-the-chat-is-dead-gif-22820552

[lime lava]

Of course
He could do it with 10

Wasgud elliot
My baguette friend

[lament jacinth]

GO TO SLEEP

[lime lava]

Fk off

Alr

[lament jacinth]

no one

NO ONE TELLS ME

TO FK OFF

[lime lava]

[lament jacinth]

I usually threaten people by saying ill be under their bed but ugh mods got stricter

[final dirge]

English

[lime lava]

You cant say stuff like that in 2023

[boreal coyote]

anyone https://play.chess.com/FxHEt

[nimble niche]

I will be under your bed tonight

oh no i said a bad word, mods!!1111!!1!

[boreal coyote]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lime lava]

2200 players are so weird

[upbeat viper]

owo

[lime lava]

[lime lava]

Uwu
Hello french friend

[nimble niche]

fr

[lime lava]

Oui oui baguette

[atomic oak]

Yoo sup mairos

How old r u g

[lime lava]

13

[lament jacinth]

I didn't get a chance to see what the arabic said smh

[upbeat viper]

sup

[boreal coyote]

SOMEONE PLEASE https://play.chess.com/FxHEt

[nimble niche]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[boreal coyote]

damn 13 and 2300 pretty good

[lime lava]

[nimble niche]

mairos is like 6 or something so he's on wc pace

[atomic oak]

@lime lava advice brother, you are a young Man, dont be dragged into this “uwu” bs. Train and be your best self friend.

[lime lava]

Ok ty for advice i appreciate it
Uwu

[atomic oak]

Sure we’ll see where this will get you,

[viscid jacinth]

UwU

[primal mirage]

sus

whyd u be there in the 1st place huh 🤔

[final dirge]

to look at feet

[lament jacinth]

That's real

[primal mirage]

dammit, gotta sell em pics i see

onlyfeet

[pastel phoenix]

How???

[lament jacinth]

the dude taking a shit

[pastel phoenix]

You can do multiple

[lament jacinth]

Be quiet

[supple imp]

Cause 2100s are bad

[lament jacinth]

No me gusta

[supple imp]

A year ago you couldn't I guess they changed it

[lament jacinth]

One premove for mobile players

[pastel phoenix]

@nimble niche

[lament jacinth]

I play mobile everyday can confirm

I cannot see why that loses

[supple imp]

I'm guessing you still lost?

[pastel phoenix]

I won

[supple imp]

Damn

[spice night]

Wanna play?

[supple imp]

Wait wtf is that game

Endgame in 2 minutes

[pastel phoenix]

I’ve seen worse from GM

[lament jacinth]

Hey calm downnn

[spice night]

Why this is blunder

[pastel phoenix]

The GM is playing as black, different game

[supple imp]

You give black all the activity

[pastel phoenix]

Loses a pawn

[pastel phoenix]

It loses material

[supple imp]

Ye cause you give black activity

We said the same thing

[spice night]

Wanna play

[pastel phoenix]

Ok

[spice night]

?

[pastel phoenix]

Let’s play

[spice night]

Whata your nick?

[pastel phoenix]

DL0727

[supple imp]

What kind of username is that

[spice night]

Ive send a link

[pastel phoenix]

Which form of me would you like to challenge, hard or easy

[supple imp]

@pastel phoenix are you using an alt?

[pastel phoenix]

No

[supple imp]

So you're actually 900?

[pastel phoenix]

Yes

Wanna challenge me?

[pastel phoenix]

Yea but my rating increases faster than others coz of my age

I’m only 14 this year

[supple imp]

Maybe later

[supple imp]

Stop yapping

[midnight fjord]

yo

[supple imp]

Sup

[sleek zealot]

my german book be trippin

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-dance-fox-happy-gif-25202825

sup?

in your highest precense

[little root]

The most disrespectful checkmate in chess (en passant is overrated)

[grim edge]

:3

[lament jacinth]

L duck

[elfin crag]

hi everyone

[bright folio]

Anyone wanna play blitz?
https://play.chess.com/5izfF

[elfin crag]

do u know when will be the results of the Green Pawn contest?

[grim edge]

Anyone wanna play chess

[mild quarry]

anyone want to play ?

[grim edge]

Yeah me

Come bro @mild quarry

[mild quarry]

syre

user?

@grim edge

[grim edge]

Yus

My I'd @mild quarry

Vishi_Anad

[mild quarry]

https://play.chess.com/r72LL

jion that

[radiant frost]

64 WPM

[grim edge]

Where can i find this?

[radiant frost]

I always make mistakes with letters 'i', 'o' and 'u'

[radiant frost]

Monkeytype

[grim edge]

Thanks

I have stolen his balls

[viscid jacinth]

Swiping?

[radiant frost]

No

[viscid jacinth]

Buh

[radiant frost]

I can't

I just can't swipe type

[viscid jacinth]

Just practice it bruh

[radiant frost]

I can't learn it

It will take years

[viscid jacinth]

months

If you do it consistently

[hard cove]

Why are East Asian people so smart?

[radiant frost]

I think I can reach like 75+ WPM with normal typing if I stop making so much mistakes

[jovial vector]

Typing.com and nitro type were good ways for me when I learnt in like 6th grade

[hard cove]

But East Asian people growing up in Canada and US are so dumb?

[grim edge]

Typing is cool

Typeracer for the W

[radiant frost]

Maybe dumb people went there cuz they couldn't get job in their country which demands intelligent people

[viscid jacinth]

Wait

Maybe i can type 60 wpm

[hard cove]

Well you gotta somewhat smart to make your way out.

[viscid jacinth]

All i need to do is to write one word per second

[grim edge]

60 kinda average, 80 is good

[lament jacinth]

I write 300 words in 20 mins and I thought that was good

[radiant frost]

I literally typed 77 words per minute for few seconds but then I made a mistake and it slowed me down

[viscid jacinth]

On mobile?

[sleek zealot]

im gonna go home today and play atleast 10 rapid games

[lament jacinth]

(Thinking and writing for assignments and stuff)

[grim edge]

Generally if we're talking average person on keyboard, for mobile 60 is good, anything above that is excellent

[viscid jacinth]

If yes send me screen recording

I wanna learn

[sleek zealot]

my wpm is like 90 but on phone its prolly like 20 cuz of all the typos i make

[grand shore]

hey people

[radiant frost]

I literally typed 77
WPM 😭

[grim edge]

On phone my wpm can only go to 70 at most

[viscid jacinth]

Wow i am actually somewhat decent

[grim edge]

On keyboard i can get 100 wpm ong

[jovial vector]

Without a warm-up😎

[grim edge]

Like we talking typeracer with capitalization and symbols and shit

On monkeytype on phone with just typing with symbols and capitalization i got 70 😢

[radiant frost]

You are comparing keyboard to mobile

[viscid jacinth]

There are warm up?

[grim edge]

*without

[sharp galleon]

I can barely get 80 wpm on a keyboard

and with bad accuracy as well

[jovial vector]

Yeah my accuracy isn't very good either I was taught like only 97% accuracy or better

[nimble niche]

I can only get just under 80 wpm

[sharp galleon]

Haven’t got a 90%+ run yet

[nimble niche]

I can only barely get 80wpm sometimes

[viscid jacinth]

https://play.typeracer.com//?rt=1q2xyvhydm

[ruby nebula]

i got like 75 wpm

[viscid jacinth]

Join

[jovial vector]

if your barely learning don't care about your speed at all and just focus on accuracy it goes a long wayyyy

[nimble niche]

My typing technique is terrible because I've never practised using proper technique

[viscid jacinth]

Hello

[sharp galleon]

I know how to use a keyboard properly but never bothered to train my typing speed lol

[nimble niche]

swipe typing doesn't work when there are words that the system doesn't know

hypermodernism, for example

[grim edge]

Hi

[viscid jacinth]

you are not supposed to write every word by swiping

[jovial vector]

Understandable

[grim edge]

Dead chat

[mild quarry]

gg @grim edge

[grim edge]

Bro time

I usually plays rapid

U also played very fast

[grim edge]

Same
Wanna play rapid?

@mild quarry very good game

[mild quarry]

im a bullet player

[mild quarry]

yeah gg

[grim edge]

Come

[grim edge]

I played well according to my rating ig

[grim edge]

Ok

[mild quarry]

ofc

[grim edge]

Send invite

[grim edge]

Just a sec

[mild quarry]

anyone tryna play bullet????

[bright folio]

ok

sure

[mild quarry]

sure user?

[bright folio]

best of 10

[mild quarry]

tf

[hollow pine]

Yo

[grim edge]

Ok

[bright folio]

my user is yahyaaaa4

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/AnHDn

hi

[mild quarry]

ok what time limit?

[bright folio]

1 minute

+0

no increment

[grim edge]

can someone review my game? It was an interesting game with a knight sac

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90590404469?tab=analysis&move=52

[worn ice]

Bxpass (1605) vs. jullous60 (1623)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 g6 3. d4 Bg7 4. dxc5 Qa5+ 5. Bd2 Qxc5 6. Nc3 Nf6 7. Be3 Qc7 8. Nd5 Nxd5 9. exd5 Bxb2 10. Rb1 Bg7 11. Bd3 O-O 12. O-O Na6 13. Bxa6 bxa6 14. Bd4 Qa5 15. Bxg7 Kxg7 16. Re1 e6 17. Qd4+ Kg8 18. dxe6 dxe6 19. Re5 Qxa2 20. Ra1 Qxc2 21. Ng5 Bb7 22. Qh4 h5 23. Ne4 Qb2 24. Nf6+ Kg7 25. Nxh5+ gxh5 26. Qg3+ Kh7 27. Rxh5# 

[mild quarry]

Sure

[grim edge]

Where are you bro @grim edge

@grim edge bro u r not playing with me

[grim edge]

India

[bright folio]

Yahyaaaa4 is my username

[mild quarry]

https://play.chess.com/UzRcP

[grim edge]

What who joined 💀

Yeah but my I'd is vishi_anad

[grim edge]

Come yes india

@grim edge my I'd vishi_anaf

[grim edge]

Ohk imma send u invite

Vishi_anad

D is there

Aborted?

Nvm

Cpem bro

@grim edge come vro

[grim edge]

?

[grim edge]

Ohk

@grim edge we r in game

Ok coming

[minor owl]

guys is it only me or is the queen from chess bad

[viscid jacinth]

@nimble niche i cant go to the side of the texts

I cant see the text properly therefore

[mild quarry]

gg @bright folio

[viscid jacinth]

Can ya help

[grim edge]

I think I can beat shit out of you with queen

No hate

[mild quarry]

anyone bullet?

[minor owl]

bad as in attractive

[grim edge]

Peace

[grim edge]

[minor owl]

i would hit

ngl

it cant be only me guys cmon

[final gust]

Me

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[mild quarry]

anyone bullet or rapid?

[final gust]

Sure

[mild quarry]

which one?

[viscid jacinth]

A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[final gust]

2min bullet

[final gust]

A slow brown fox would rather see the sunrise through ur eyes

[sweet crown]

hi

[mild quarry]

2min sure

[final gust]

1 sec increment

[mild quarry]

okay

[final gust]

Send to Agrarianbrake78

[mild quarry]

https://play.chess.com/ayxHN

click that

[final gust]

Gimme a minute

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-dance-fox-happy-gif-25202825

[mild quarry]

sure

[ebon grove]

@mild quarry win for me haha

[bright folio]

The link doesnt work

[mild quarry]

got you

[supple imp]

@hybrid swallow why us your whole personality being a furry and gay

[sharp forge]

hi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Lokesh Krishna Reddy Karri (lokeshkrishnareddy)

This is the Chess.com profile of lokeshkrishnareddy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Lokesh Krishna Reddy Karri (lokeshkrishnareddy)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1161 (1177 peak)
Blitz: 657 (695 peak)
Bullet: 808 (822 peak)

[hybrid swallow]

sure sure
go touch some grass

[atomic oak]

Clown world brother.

[jovial vector]

How tf am i supposed to find a tactic in this💀

[atomic oak]

If this were to happen 100 years ago we know what would have happened.

[supple imp]

Wdym that was a genuine question

[pine bison]

Look closely

[jovial vector]

oh i think I see it I push the pawn and then Im threatening to pin the queen right?

[hybrid swallow]

gay nor furry is personality at all

[jovial vector]

winning the bishop

[final gust]

Gg mate

[mild quarry]

imma go toilet real quick

gg

[supple imp]

They are basically anything can be a personality

[hybrid swallow]

yes but not a big part of mine at all

[supple imp]

Nah it definitely looks like one

You could call yourself Harry the chess player

Or Harry the lego master

[grim edge]

Beating titled players with engine is always fun

[jovial vector]

yup👍

[hybrid swallow]

basic asf

[supple imp]

How haven't you been banned?

[hybrid swallow]

I don't play chess that much

[supple imp]

Harry the gay is 10x more basic

[grim edge]

Sorry can't play kinda tired rn @grim edge

[grim edge]

Idk i've been using it for week

Ggs u played well tbh

[supple imp]

Harry the nitrogen enthusiast

[hybrid swallow]

lol

[supple imp]

But I just don't understand why you name yourself Harry the gay

If someone says do yk Harry and they say "the gay one" I feel like that's a weird way to be described

[jovial vector]

Can anyone explain why it made me take the bishop before attacking the trapped knight there was no difference?

[supple imp]

Wouldn't you want them to describe you about your interests and actions?

[celest briar]

Siu

[supple imp]

a3 Bxb2 Qxb2 Nd3

Or a3 Bxb2 axb4 Bg7

[wicked nest]

bro what is this

[pine bison]

@supple imp just let the gay man be gay and live your own life I guess

[hard wigeon]

Maiming

[supple imp]

I don't have a problem with him being gay I'm just confused why he makes it his personality

[crisp girder]

His first vape 🤩✨

[jovial vector]

But I would take his bishop with my queen if he took on b2 right?

[pine bison]

Probably likes to point it out idk

[supple imp]

@jovial vector

[jovial vector]

ohhh nvm I understand

[grim edge]

ommm cheesewater for dinner

[jovial vector]

queen wouldn't be covering that square anymore and horse would escape

[open bay]

beuty

[supple imp]

Ye

[grim edge]

@supple imp !welcome

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[supple imp]

then if something like Qc2 he'd go Nc5@jovial vector

[supple imp]

I've been here longer than you

[slate owl]

gonna play some coc

[boreal coyote]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

Weird way to say you have less of a life than me, i thought i was number 1 in that category 😔

[supple imp]

What town hall are you?

[slate owl]

just about to get my 5th builder💪

[slate owl]

im new im th 10