💬〡general-off-topic

[amber shell]

i didnt think of that

[fluid burrow]

ffs that's astoundingly slow

[grim edge]

lmao, the lesser the games the more the elo per game to adjust to skill

Idgaf, i am reviving it because today's chat is shit

[radiant frost]

So the decision to ban you was right then

[grim edge]

morfi i did a new flag

Back in my day, femboys and gayness were mentioned more often, Pain wasnt mod and chat was full of more based people

[raven flicker]

😔

[grim edge]

pain isn't mod

Yea but Pain became mod

[amber shell]

yea ig. my rating of 100 is not inflated or deflated though. i am a legit 100 player

[grim edge]

i remember the scipio and the pain mod incidents

Back then he didnt even become one lmao

"back in my day..." - 👴

im gonna become older soon btw

Mf you can paint me as old and make fun of me, but deep down you know i am right

[amber shell]

oh wait nvm im unbanned

[viscid jacinth]

Nice

[nova jetty]

helo

[peak plank]

id play but it gotta be longer than 3 min

[grim edge]

Also Pixel wasnt that big of an npc before

(Gotta make fun of Pixie)

[peak plank]

maybe 5 minutes?

[covert cosmos]

truck

[grim edge]

pixel u a nerd

[pastel phoenix]

Guess my gender people

[peak plank]

alright ill send a link

[peak plank]

Nah

[grim edge]

ok but guess mine

[grim edge]

Man, everyone on the internet is a man and if they're a child, they're actually an fbi agent

[pastel phoenix]

Boy

[drowsy crest]

your from singapore right

[grim edge]

no

[pastel phoenix]

Yes

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/DQmfB @grim edge

[pastel phoenix]

I’m not an adult

[radiant frost]

Male singaporean kid

[grim edge]

You dont gotta do em like that

[grim edge]

it's fun tho

[grim edge]

Fbi agent then

[drowsy crest]

do you have cc premium

[rocky vale]

Most intelligent bullet player

[grim edge]

Unfortunately i dont

L

[drowsy crest]

do you have cc premiu

[radiant frost]

You are younger than me

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[rocky vale]

Why

[peak plank]

@grim edge Dms

[drowsy crest]

i wanna get my game reviewed

[drowsy crest]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90517822269?tab=review can anyone review this rq

[worn ice]

ItsMeExpert (981) vs. 9899891515 (966)

Move List

1. e4 Nc6 2. Nf3 e5 3. Bc4 d6 4. d3 Nd4 5. [Ng5] Ne6 6. Qf3 Nxg5 7. Bxg5 f6 8. O-O Qe7 9. Bh4 Be6 10. Bxe6 Qxe6 11. Nd2 O-O-O 12. Nb3 d5 13. d4 Qc6 14. Qf5+ Kb8 15. dxe5 dxe4 16. Rfd1 Ne7 17. Rxd8+ 

[grim edge]

i bet i could beat anyone in chat to a staring contest, y'all ain't got shit on me

[rocky vale]

No I don't

[grim edge]

If only i was as cool as you 😔

[amber shell]

anyone that wants to play a 100 elo player to find out what its like down here just ask

[raven flicker]

I will win

[pastel phoenix]

Nah

[grim edge]

i know i am the best human in existance

[grim edge]

no u will NOT

[pastel phoenix]

People let me win coz they think I’m cute

[raven flicker]

lets play u will beat me

[grim edge]

Yea i aint got shit on you

[radiant frost]

You are Chinese origin singaporean

[pastel phoenix]

And even if they don’t I’ll still outlast them

[grim edge]

or they blink so they stop seeing your ugly face

[amber shell]

cap but alr

[pastel phoenix]

Yea

[raven flicker]

Idk why i always loose against 100-500 and win against 1700+

[pastel phoenix]

No, ppl think I’m cute

[lament jacinth]

Don't worry, I think you're ugly :)))

[grim edge]

they sure do

[drowsy crest]

do you speak chinglish

[drowsy crest]

can you review my game if you got diamond

[pastel phoenix]

Nah

I speak Chinese

你好

[drowsy crest]

oh mandarin?

[radiant frost]

💀

[grim edge]

I speak Serbian

[raven flicker]

https://play.chess.com/BWEh4

[grim edge]

ppl with weeb pfp are automatically less cute

[drowsy crest]

bro its legit a language

[lament jacinth]

Imagine not speaking 4 languages

[pastel phoenix]

I look like 12-13 but I’m 14

[grim edge]

Виски кола и текила

[radiant frost]

Chinese English mix?

[pastel phoenix]

Cap

[drowsy crest]

western things

[visual lichen]

hello beautiful people anyone wna play unrated rapid?

[amber shell]

alr i started it

[drowsy crest]

idk tbh

[grim edge]

exactly

[lament jacinth]

I've always wanted to drop kick a 14 yr old

[drowsy crest]

especially when there teeth social distancing

[grim edge]

i would kick a 12 year old in the face, no regret

[pastel phoenix]

Bro assumed my gender, blunder reply it

[covert cosmos]

no

[inland shore]

How unfortunate you all aren't im my school...i would have had more audience to witness my greatness

[final dirge]

Do you speak that ching ding?

[lament jacinth]

Yes

[drowsy crest]

bruh

[pastel phoenix]

Huh?

[radiant frost]

People with anime girl pfp = male
People with anime boy pfp = female

[grim edge]

LMFAOOOO

[inland shore]

What has this got to do with me

[grim edge]

@grim edge how do you feel about the song "whiskey cola and tequila"?

[drowsy crest]

bro summed up 80% discord users

[covert cosmos]

what

[grim edge]

imma listen to it

[dim stone]

eboys/egirls

[dim stone]

LMFAO

[grim edge]

Alr thank you

i should become an anime pfp chick so i can scam people

[drowsy crest]

do you play osu by any chance kurie

[pastel phoenix]

Then why did @drowsy crest assume I’m a she

[radiant frost]

He doesn't know the rule

[dim stone]

nvm the guy's name is questionable

[pastel phoenix]

No

[grim edge]

Always assume everyone is a man online, thats the rule

[grim edge]

@grim edge i don't undestand a single thing

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/owo-chocolate-your-wrong-acid-gif-27328922

[radiant frost]

Maybe cuz of your name which sounds feminine

[covert cosmos]

no

[pastel phoenix]

Loses a pawn lol

[grim edge]

Shit, Romanian cant understand shit

Wtf is the song about then?

[grim edge]

im gonna punch you i speak 5 languages

[radiant frost]

Take the pawn

[covert cosmos]

i speak kirby

[grim edge]

Stfu, i need to know what the song is about

[pastel phoenix]

Never trust someone’s name on the internet

[grim edge]

im gonna take the wild guess it's about whiskey cola and tequila

[raven flicker]

Real

[grim edge]

It cant just be "whiskey cola and tequila"

probably partying

[dim stone]

noooooo i got forked

[covert cosmos]

what about i love kirby

[fluid burrow]

9 win streak rn

[radiant frost]

I know. He didn't know.

[grim edge]

I speak 2 and i am as dumb as a mule, i was raised improperly it seems

[raven flicker]

W

[covert cosmos]

its a sack for a big attack

[grim edge]

i am as dumb as a fly what r u on

[radiant frost]

That's a brilliant move fried liver attack because if you take the knight then your are losing

[grim edge]

I cant even work in Deutschland cause i know German worse than a 2 year old

[grim edge]

short for sacrifice is sac not sack

[raven flicker]

anyone wanna play

[covert cosmos]

same thing

[grim edge]

i cant even count above four

[raven flicker]

Real

[grim edge]

exactly

[pastel phoenix]

Tks for helping me out

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-nerd-bart-nerds-are-smart-milhouse-the-simpsons-gif-16461565

[raven flicker]

anyone wanna play?

[amber shell]

@raven flickeri had to leave

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> gotta love this shit

[raven flicker]

dang ok i resigned lost 34 elo🙁

[grim edge]

me when chat logs exist:

[amber shell]

oh

[raven flicker]

shut up lets play imma beat u

[fluid burrow]

10 win streak rnnnnn

SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[raven flicker]

bullet? Or what

[grim edge]

no im doing math

[viral epoch]

What they do?

[fluid burrow]

yhhh

[grim edge]

LMAOOOO

[pastel phoenix]

The knight

[raven flicker]

W 564

[viral epoch]

k

[pastel phoenix]

Capture the knight

[grim edge]

look closely at my pfp

[fluid burrow]

only started today lmao leave me alone

[dim stone]

its not a live game

[viral epoch]

It's smaller

[solid glen]

why do I move Rac8 and not Rfc8?

[grim edge]

that's what s-
look at the ring

[covert cosmos]

because why not

[radiant frost]

It's fried liver attack and if you are not aware of the best moves then you can immediately get checkmated

[viral epoch]

yes

[grim edge]

Rf8 protects the king

[grim edge]

draw conclusions

[viral epoch]

colours that I don't understand

[pastel phoenix]

If you move the other rook, it traps ur rook

[paper sorrel]

probably because ur rook on a file wasnt doing anything

[grim edge]

oh

[pastel phoenix]

It’s not

[lunar frost]

your elo

[solid glen]

so normally I want to keep my castled rook out of the open file and develop a new ro0k?

[lunar frost]

ok just wana know

[pastel phoenix]

A different one

[radiant frost]

Wdym it's not. It literally has a name called the fried liver attack

[grim edge]

usually you wanna keep the castled rook close to the king until later in the game

[pastel phoenix]

Wrong photo

[grim edge]

Idk i'd say it has to do with putting one rook on c file and the other one on the d file

[viral epoch]

Doesn't matter much if you plan to make a battery with them

[radiant frost]

Oh ok

[pastel phoenix]

I replied to a different one

[grim edge]

Cause if you put f rook on c file, you cant put on d file

[radiant frost]

@pastel phoenix I was talking about this

[lunar frost]

brilliant

[grim edge]

morfi dms

[thorn pumice]

...

[pastel phoenix]

I was talking about this @radiant frost

[radiant frost]

Just checkmate

[peak plank]

we can go for another

[dim stone]

you know what else is brilliant

[pastel phoenix]

What did he capture?

[lunar frost]

sheesh

[thorn pumice]

??

[lunar frost]

guys who wana play

[thorn pumice]

me

[lunar frost]

ok

come dms

[radiant frost]

If you take his knight then he will first take your knight first

[pastel phoenix]

Then what would you play

[radiant frost]

Your bishop is hanging so you can either save your bishop or take his bishop

[dim stone]

take a wild guess

[royal dragon]

How to verify

[covert cosmos]

nothing?

[dim stone]

close

[covert cosmos]

pawn

[pastel phoenix]

Take his bishop with queen?

[royal dragon]

Take queen with black squared bishop

[dim stone]

no way

[covert cosmos]

no really

[royal dragon]

Y

[dim stone]

Y

[viral epoch]

NO

[covert cosmos]

?

[viral epoch]

RESIGN INSTEAD FOR MAXIMUM RESPECT

[pastel phoenix]

What was this chaos???

[dim stone]

magnus is jealous of this man

[covert cosmos]

ong

[royal dragon]

Took a1

[pastel phoenix]

Back rank mate

[covert cosmos]

no really

[dim stone]

i wanna stream myself playing but i feel like im gonna blunder everything the one time i decide to stream

[radiant frost]

If you do Qxg5 then Bxc6 and if you save your bishop then Bxb7

If you take his bishop with queen then you lose the queen

Why would you play that

[pastel phoenix]

Ik

[dim stone]

should i

[pastel phoenix]

You said that move

[radiant frost]

Ok

[pastel phoenix]

Or save bishop which also loses the queen

[willow niche]

guys

[radiant frost]

Why would you do that

[pastel phoenix]

You would

[willow niche]

i am in a game rn and i can en passant

[spark apex]

[pastel phoenix]

I won’t

[dim stone]

good job

[willow niche]

should i do it?

[dim stone]

whats the position

[pastel phoenix]

Do it

[willow niche]

yes

it is truly forced

[dim stone]

should i do this or nah

[trail prism]

G'day young sirs and ladies

[dim stone]

hi

[covert cosmos]

egg

[trail prism]

How's is the day of you all going ?

[dim stone]

its 7 pm and i am dying

[trail prism]

It is 7PM here too

[covert cosmos]

un die

[willow niche]

here too!

[trail prism]

You are a romanian ?

[willow niche]

well, yes

[drowsy crest]

yo ducky you got chess diamond?

[trail prism]

Si eu

[willow niche]

i am indeed

[trail prism]

no longer

[dim stone]

i need diamond so bad

[radiant frost]

I got platinum

[drowsy crest]

mind reviewing a game

[radiant frost]

Someone gifted me platinum from this server

[trail prism]

E faina ziua la tine ?

[drowsy crest]

mind reviewing this https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90517822269?tab=review

[worn ice]

ItsMeExpert (981) vs. 9899891515 (966)

Move List

1. e4 Nc6 2. Nf3 e5 3. Bc4 d6 4. d3 Nd4 5. Ng5 Ne6 6. Qf3 Nxg5 7. Bxg5 f6 8. O-O Qe7 9. Bh4 Be6 10. Bxe6 Qxe6 11. Nd2 O-O-O 12. Nb3 d5 13. d4 Qc6 14. Qf5+ Kb8 15. dxe5 dxe4 16. Rfd1 Ne7 17. Rxd8+ 

[willow niche]

i don't think we can talk in other languages

[trail prism]

tru

Here in bucharest is a dust storm

[radiant frost]

Done

[split sapphire]

I need a friend to improve together in chess😴

[covert cosmos]

play ke2

[split sapphire]

Sigh

So many trolls 🙄

[covert cosmos]

ok

[drowsy crest]

and this https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90518958663?tab=analysis&move=104

[worn ice]

jmstottjr (992) vs. ItsMeExpert (981)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. dxc5 Nc6 6. Be2 Bxf3 7. Bxf3 Nxe5 8. Be2 Nc6 9. O-O e6 10. Nc3 Bxc5 11. Bf3 Nge7 12. Bg5 f6 13. Bf4 Ng6 14. Be3 d4 15. Bxc6+ bxc6 16. Ne4 Qd5 17. Nxc5 dxe3 18. Qxd5 cxd5 19. Nxe6 exf2+ 20. Rxf2 Kf7 21. Ng5+ Kf8 22. Ne6+ Ke7 23. Re1 Kd6 24. Nxg7 Rab8 25. Rxf6+ Kc5 26. Ne6+ Kc4 27. Nc7 Rxb2 28. Rc6+ Kb4 29. Nxd5+ Kb5 30. Rc7 Rf8 31. Rb7+ Kc6 32. Rxb2 Kxd5 33. Rb5+ Kc4 34. Ra5 Kc3 35. Rxa7 Kxc2 36. Rxh7 Kd2 37. Ra1 Ke2 38. Rg7 Nf4 39. Re7+ Kd2 40. a4 Ne2+ 41. Kh1 Nd4 42. h3 Ra8 43. Rd7 Kc3 44. a5 Nb3 45. a6 Nxa1 46. Rb7 Rxa6 47. Rc7+ Kd3 48. Kh2 Nc2 49. Rf7 Ne3 50. g4 Ke4 51. Kg3 Rh6 52. Rf4+ Ke5 53. h4 Nxg4 54. Rxg4 Rd6 55. Rg5+ Kf6 56. Rg8 Kf7 57. Rg5 Kf6 58. Kg4 Rd4+ 59. Kh5 Rd8 60. Rg6+ Kf5 61. Rg5+ Kf6 62. Kg4 Rd4+ 63. Kg3 Rd3+ 64. Kg4 Rd4+ 

[radiant frost]

Done

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/ahmatka-gif-4917969064042336122

[drowsy crest]

thanks command block

[viscid jacinth]

Da queen

[radiant frost]

Np 🙂

[radiant frost]

Well someone from this server gifted me platinum so I have to help others too

[drowsy crest]

ah that saying, "when god blesses you, you should bless others"

[trail prism]

who is willing to play a chess match with me

[drowsy crest]

reminds me of this one time I gave a kid 50$ who lost 100$ from the 100$ i found lying on street

[radiant frost]

💀

[drowsy crest]

no kirby :<

[trail prism]

💀

welp u are on a profit

[drowsy crest]

its not about the profit, its about helping others when god helps you

[trail prism]

tru

btw today i fell on the stairs

[drowsy crest]

middle game brilliants> end game brilliants

[trail prism]

almsot broke my neck

[drowsy crest]

but your still good right

[trail prism]

let's say that

[drowsy crest]

then why worry

[trail prism]

cuz of leg cramps

[drowsy crest]

i thought only girls had cramps

[trail prism]

naah

[drowsy crest]

welp

[trail prism]

ever heard of bicep cramps

[covert cosmos]

muscle cramps exist

[trail prism]

ye

[atomic oak]

Yo how tall r u @trail prism

[trail prism]

the bicep cramp hurts rlly bad

[drowsy crest]

whats the difference b/w 1300 elo and 2300 elo be honest

[trail prism]

1.76m i think

[atomic oak]

Oh

How old r u

[drowsy crest]

WTF IS A METRE RAAH 🦅

[trail prism]

15

[atomic oak]

Yeah ull get taller brother

[trail prism]

i want to get shorter ;-;

[covert cosmos]

i will never get taller

[atomic oak]

Why

[atomic oak]

How tall r u

[trail prism]

cuz if that happens girls wont like me no more :D

[covert cosmos]

like 5'2

[grim edge]

smh

[trail prism]

so i will have one pain in the ass less

[atomic oak]

Ag

[trail prism]

like fr some girls wont leave me alone ;-;

[covert cosmos]

ok

[atomic oak]

Im 1.83 and 18

[trail prism]

noice

wanna play chess

[atomic oak]

Sure bro

Wanna vc?

[trail prism]

alr ima send link cc or lichess

nah i cannot no mic

[atomic oak]

Cc my username is Fighter

[trail prism]

k

[trail prism]

https://play.chess.com/WUkTE

[atomic oak]

Cant open links

Ill send one

[trail prism]

k

[atomic oak]

https://play.chess.com/C1zYz

[trail prism]

i love when this happens

[covert cosmos]

always happens

[covert cosmos]

oh no my bishop

[lofty oracle]

I knows you hangs queen next move

Dont send a screenshot of opponent idiot because you equally an idiot because you same rating

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[peak plank]

I once got refunded 32 Elo from a single message

[lofty oracle]

Shut up

I am try to educates people

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[covert cosmos]

no, you want to insult people so you feel better

[lofty oracle]

I am feel best all the time, I am helping

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

'i am feel best'

[hazy gale]

bro i dont want to tease u but learn english..

[peak plank]

@lofty oracle btw ur OTB rating is what again exactly?

[grim edge]

Best player in the world @lofty oracle

[lofty oracle]

Around 1780 let us say

[grim edge]

[lofty oracle]

Thank you hahah

[peak plank]

Lets give an exact value

[lofty oracle]

No

Why do you cares?

[covert cosmos]

cap

[lofty oracle]

I literally have not cares about your rating

[covert cosmos]

'why do you cares'

[peak plank]

Okay.

[lofty oracle]

I telled so many times i dont wants to connect

[worn ice]

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[covert cosmos]

'i telled'

[peak plank]

Don't shame for grammar idrc about that shit

[lofty oracle]

🙂

[peak plank]

That's not important @covert cosmos

[grim edge]

Guys @lofty oracle is very pro that if he makes account then he will reach 3000 elo in one day

[radiant frost]

Connect your account pls so I can see your CC elo

[peak plank]

he claims to be 1770 USCF

[lofty oracle]

I am not reach that much because im extreme unlucky during my games

[lofty oracle]

FIDE hahhaha

[peak plank]

Ah fide?

[lofty oracle]

USCF is amatuer

[peak plank]

Okay.

[lofty oracle]

I dont lives in US

[peak plank]

Alright

[grim edge]

But he said that he is better than magnus

[peak plank]

I'm currently at 1800 USCF

[peak plank]

He's 1770 FIDE hmm

[lofty oracle]

Let us play I wreck you

[real sun]

can we talk a bit politic

[lofty oracle]

No I dont likes violin

[upbeat viper]

no

[radiant frost]

So that equates to 1970 CC

[viscid jacinth]

Filing peace for a jio?

[real sun]

whyyy

[lofty oracle]

It doesnt very funny XD

[radiant frost]

Yes it does

[lofty oracle]

I eats 1970 cc for breakfast

[upbeat viper]

sorry wut

can't find that

[viscid jacinth]

Ok chat, I am looking for filing peace for a jio

[lofty oracle]

This minecraft kid really say that 1770 FIDE is 1970 cc

[peak plank]

At this rate I really wanna compile all clips of you humming or whatever and saying "oui oui baguette" into some sort of song

[lofty oracle]

🤣
🤣

[upbeat viper]

:')

[fleet sigil]

yo

[radiant frost]

Ok the converter I was using is wrong lol

[covert cosmos]

boo

[lofty oracle]

Blames your convertor

[peak plank]

There's no direct conversation

[lofty oracle]

A bad workman blame his tool

[peak plank]

90+30 ain't 10+0

[radiant frost]

Well you can use graphs

[lofty oracle]

10+0 is a very much easier

[peak plank]

Inaccurate, the deviation is quite high

[drowsy crest]

bro infact did not want to date her

[radiant frost]

Well this converter just adds 200 elo which is BS

[covert cosmos]

real

[lofty oracle]

Yeah its a bad

[radiant frost]

Fake converter

[lofty oracle]

Sorry I abuses you XD

[final dirge]

Trying to convert cc elo to fide elo is like comparing apples to oranges

[mystic stream]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[lofty oracle]

Does anyone wants to get destroyed in chess

[upbeat viper]

long time no see

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2047 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[grim edge]

Caught you in 4k posting stolen meme

[mystic stream]

I'm here all the time

Lurking in the chat

[covert cosmos]

a

[grim edge]

@mystic stream play meeeeeeee

[potent merlin]

Connect your account

[peak plank]

Cap

[mystic stream]

Who r u

[viscid jacinth]

Oranges are more tasty

[peak plank]

That's what you wanted to show RandomDude?

[lofty oracle]

Shut up I tell 1000 time i dont wants to

[viscid jacinth]

Than apple

[grim edge]

Human

[upbeat viper]

Ofcofc

[mystic stream]

Oh true

[peak plank]

Currently waiting for ur 100 Elo tilt

[upbeat viper]

Peach..

you're so cool

[mystic stream]

Connect your account

[viscid jacinth]

You cant beat the Ranman

[grim edge]

Who are you

[upbeat viper]

[lofty oracle]

Shut up loser I said no

[viscid jacinth]

Bastman

[upbeat viper]

nanananananana

[lofty oracle]

I will beats you all in chess is truth of life

[nova verge]

LETS GO LIONS 🦁

[upbeat viper]

lions ?

where

what

[peak plank]

Pan.

[viscid jacinth]

🍑

[upbeat viper]

how

[nova verge]

DETROIT

[potent merlin]

You really should connect your account

[peak plank]

Actually what that's for pain

[upbeat viper]

that's indeed a peach

[nova verge]

🏈

[viscid jacinth]

Or is it?

[upbeat viper]

you get one golden sticker ⭐

[trail prism]

how

[upbeat viper]

:')

[wanton acorn]

Hi guys

[lofty oracle]

I dont wants to hear it

[fleet sigil]

Your account is sus af ngl

[viscid jacinth]

vsauce theme

[peak plank]

Some low rated cheaters in an arena

[radiant frost]

I don't play Minecraft

[trail prism]

oh

[upbeat viper]

liar

[final dirge]

go here: https://support.chess.com/article/209-how-do-i-report-someone

[viscid jacinth]

Bois this is the actual photo of the beginning of the universe

Thank me later

[radiant frost]

Real

[bright glade]

source

[lofty oracle]

Looks like Earth

HAHHAAHAH

[upbeat viper]

so you're Bastman

[grim edge]

@final dirge teach me chess

[upbeat viper]

🤔

[fleet sigil]

blud actually did this 💀

[viscid jacinth]

nasa

[bright glade]

(real)

[radiant frost]

I have seen this before

[viscid jacinth]

Or smth

[trail prism]

ye cuz he got nothing to worry

[bright glade]

im opposing Anti-Bastman

[upbeat viper]

that's nice

[radiant frost]

Yes I saw it on nasa website

[viscid jacinth]

-(-x) is x

[trail prism]

wanna play a rapid match :D ?

[upbeat viper]

but are there really anti me ?

D:

[mystic stream]

Wat

[upbeat viper]

sure

[trail prism]

k ima send link I am named MicuBogdan

[viscid jacinth]

Yep this is an actual photo

[grim edge]

Then +x = x

[lofty oracle]

Bastman is good I watch his stream he is bit bad in bullet but

[viscid jacinth]

Of the beginning of the universe

After the big bang

[viscid jacinth]

Head shot

Like really wherever you shot kirby with a gun will be a headshot

[grim edge]

Susy photo

[final dirge]

wonderful position

[fleet sigil]

💀

[grim edge]

@final dirge @final dirge teach me chesss

[viscid jacinth]

Chess is for nerds

[covert cosmos]

no

[viscid jacinth]

Learn checkers

[radiant frost]

That's not a photo tho. It's a heat map

[viscid jacinth]

DID I STUTTER

[grim edge]

Snake and ladder>

[radiant frost]

Yup

[upbeat viper]

happy ?

[covert cosmos]

no learn kirby

[trail prism]

i need to learn how to play again 💀

[final dirge]

Chess is simply chess.

[upbeat viper]

🫂

it's fine

[covert cosmos]

shrimp

[thorn pumice]

2!!

[trail prism]

bulllet aint good for ur brain

[grim edge]

Ong now I will reach 2000

[upbeat viper]

I just played correctly

it's fiiine

[trail prism]

that is some nice acc

wanna play one more ?

[upbeat viper]

sure

[final dirge]

chess speaks for itself

[trail prism]

sent req

[upbeat viper]

then I have to practice math again

:')

[coral hatch]

What's up people?

[trail prism]

sadge

[coral hatch]

Let me know if you ever wish to typerace. And also the link.

[covert cosmos]

shrog

[grim edge]

How does chess speaks

[radiant frost]

What is math

[coral hatch]

What do you get if you cross chess with monopoly?

[final dirge]

lets type

[viscid jacinth]

Cosmic Microwave Background

[grim edge]

Hi ohwow

[radiant frost]

Ah microwave

[coral hatch]

That Kirby thing is evil. It assures me that I can trust it but in reality, I cannot.

Chess plus monopoly is chesspoly.

[grim edge]

Long time no see

[upbeat viper]

gud

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

[viscid jacinth]

It is the farthest thing we can see from here

[trail prism]

ngl u very gud

[coral hatch]

I don't like things that want me to trust them.

[upbeat viper]

I like that

[coral hatch]

Because people are always two-faced and evil.

[covert cosmos]

ok

[trail prism]

almost 100% 💀

[upbeat viper]

I mean

I beat you in the opening

[coral hatch]

@final dirge Let's do it.

[trail prism]

tru

[upbeat viper]

not hard to have high accuracy in the opening

[radiant frost]

I know I have seen this before you were born

[covert cosmos]

MMMMMMMMMMM

[viscid jacinth]

Yes

[viscid jacinth]

(;-;) whats your age

[coral hatch]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=wmzkquion

Here is the link, join in.

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/scatman-john-scatman-scatmans-world-skibidi-bum-du-du-du-gif-14752774

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper who this?

Everyone else stfu

[upbeat viper]

he's the scatman

[radiant frost]

If I say the name of the Austrian artist will I get timed out?

[grim edge]

Yesssssssss

[coral hatch]

good race people

[upbeat viper]

skibidibididoomdodomdo

[viscid jacinth]

That was the weirdest sentence

I have ever seen in a book

[grim edge]

29 wpm

[covert cosmos]

69 wpm when

[viscid jacinth]

45 wpm is good for mobile ig

[radiant frost]

No

[coral hatch]

155 wpm.

[viscid jacinth]

whar

[coral hatch]

Anybody there to race?

Nothing is happening.

[grim edge]

When you give me laptop

[covert cosmos]

never

[boreal coyote]

i hit 100wpm on my laptop

but normally im 85

[grim edge]

Jk I already have

[covert cosmos]

bububob

[boreal coyote]

what laptop?

[coral hatch]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=wmzkquion

[trail prism]

cuz i lost to u 2 times i did 20 push-ups

[peak plank]

Why bully

[upbeat viper]

great for health !

[grim edge]

Hp laptop with amd ryzen processor

[trail prism]

yes

[upbeat viper]

he asked for it

[radiant frost]

If "never" is a contraction of "not ever," and "blush" is a contraction of "blood rush," studying must be a contraction of "student dying."

[upbeat viper]

wait

[trail prism]

exactly

[covert cosmos]

?

[upbeat viper]

is really blush a contraction ?

[gleaming haven]

yes

[boreal coyote]

which processor?

[grim edge]

Click on that s

[upbeat viper]

wah

a word that makes sense in english

that's nice

:')

[viscid jacinth]

@coral hatch do you know how to type swipe on mobile

[grim edge]

Idk

[covert cosmos]

i cant open the file

[boreal coyote]

damn

[gleaming haven]

lmao i just typed shit once

[viscid jacinth]

Its very slow for me writing this way

[boreal coyote]

the colder you are, the longer youre muted fr

[trail prism]

HP stands for Hinge Problems , laptops from HP always have a hinge problem

[boreal coyote]

my old hp laptop had the bezels come off bro...

[gleaming haven]

the chess.com thing said it was only gonna be for an hour, y'all are just liars :(

[grim edge]

chat i think my friends are starting to suspect that sitting with my legs crossed and talking with a femenine voice and shaving my legs and wearing high socks is not "just a joke dude"

what do i do

[grim edge]

Why do you chat

[upbeat viper]

'shit' maybe only once, but remind yourself of all the the f* words you said

:p

[covert cosmos]

stop

[final dirge]

you there?

[viscid jacinth]

Dont come out the closet

[boreal coyote]

the colder=longer mute

[viscid jacinth]

Hello how are you

Man its so hard to type this way

[grim edge]

why tho it's fun

[gleaming haven]

stalker :(

[grim edge]

The colder = ban

[trail prism]

imagine I got banned instantly for saying one word in Gotham's server , so that's small thing 💀

[gleaming haven]

anyway, i wasn't saying the f word to insult anyone

[boreal coyote]

coldest=ban

[upbeat viper]

🫂

[boreal coyote]

you were saying it for what reason then?💀

[upbeat viper]

yeah but a swear is a swear

[covert cosmos]

every time i see that emoji i think its a film camera thing

[upbeat viper]

avoid the word and you won't ever have that issue again !

[gleaming haven]

i was saying it like: f i didn't saw that (probably not that exactly but y'all know what i mean)

[upbeat viper]

old camera you mean ?

[covert cosmos]

yeah

[upbeat viper]

like that

[covert cosmos]

well just dont do it again

[boreal coyote]

damn thats what i said when the bullet hit me

[upbeat viper]

sure makes sense if you see the light blue arm as a finger

[upbeat viper]

ikr

[grim edge]

@covert cosmos

[trail prism]

Man it's a dust storm outside the house

[upbeat viper]

analyse our games btw

[covert cosmos]

omg real

[trail prism]

i no longer got analyse for today

[gleaming haven]

oh god

[upbeat viper]

I analysed both

[trail prism]

oh

[gleaming haven]

duolingo guy is online

[boreal coyote]

the bullet hit you?

[upbeat viper]

you can check them :p

[gleaming haven]

please don't tell him i didn't do my lessons today

[upbeat viper]

[boreal coyote]

tell him he didnt do your lessons today

[upbeat viper]

nice one but #😆〡random-memes

[final dirge]

scared me to another dimension

[gleaming haven]

THAT SCARED ME :((((((((

[grim edge]

bro said nice one like it didn’t scare him

[trail prism]

That face makes me want to take a baseball bat and do some unholly stuff to his face with it

[grim edge]

wait that exists now?

[upbeat viper]

smiled

[gleaming haven]

he probably guessed it was a meme

[grim edge]

bastman how r u

[gleaming haven]

and didn't saw it or something

[grim edge]

Realize that you have a skill issue

[viscid jacinth]

Typing with this is so hard

[grim edge]

😔

[upbeat viper]

I'm tired

but oké

[covert cosmos]

bye chat

[upbeat viper]

sup

[grim edge]

go to sleep

[upbeat viper]

nah

gotta math

[grim edge]

NOW

[upbeat viper]

and math

and math

and math

._.

[grim edge]

don't forget math

[upbeat viper]

no time to sleep

[grim edge]

sleep

[upbeat viper]

it's 7 pm

[grim edge]

you know you need it bast

[grim edge]

No sleep = insomnia

[upbeat viper]

sure do

[grim edge]

sleep is for the weak

[upbeat viper]

but

[grim edge]

fail the class who cares your sleep is better than your work

https://tenor.com/view/cook-breaking-bad-hoodie-gif-13536614

[gleaming haven]

uhhh well

[grim edge]

My message got basted

[grim edge]

are you a femboy

[viscid jacinth]

Hello

[upbeat viper]

for a reason

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

i almost sent the wrong gif oh god

DO YOU WEAR THIGH HIGH SOCKS

[viscid jacinth]

I have two stars wow

[grim edge]

Yeah i forgot you're a mod

[grim edge]

i wear over knee socks is that close enough

[upbeat viper]

woh chill out

[viscid jacinth]

Who could have changed my name

[grim edge]

No breaking bad references ig

[grim edge]

yes

[upbeat viper]

well I gave you a sticker

[viscid jacinth]

I wonder

[grim edge]

rasengun

[grim edge]

14yo is saying these things

[grim edge]

ok so what about it

[viscid jacinth]

Thanks lol

[grim edge]

nothing

Lol

[grim edge]

snitch

but everyone knows anyway

[viscid jacinth]

I am trying out swyping

Kinda hard

[grim edge]

My meme got basted

[gleaming haven]

that doesn't mean anything lmao

[grim edge]

Bastoura has no sense of humor (he's gonna bast this one guys)

[viscid jacinth]

You're

[grim edge]

i know i’m just curious

@grim edge

[grim edge]

*yoeur

[viscid jacinth]

Its so hard to type by swiping

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-rickroll-gif-24588121

i need to stop using the gifs i have stared cus one thay i'll missclick

Don't swipe then

[viscid jacinth]

Goddamn

[upbeat viper]

ban

[grim edge]

you know the rules and so do i

[viscid jacinth]

I wanna increase my typing speed

[grim edge]

SAY GOODBYE gunshot

[grim edge]

Why

:3c

[gleaming haven]

also this may be dumb but, if what you're saying is true, have you thought about being transgender?

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper opinion on the book 1491?

[grim edge]

have you seen the ring in my pfp

@grim edge

[gleaming haven]

oh right

[upbeat viper]

inferior to the 1492th

[gleaming haven]

i forgot what it meant but that's agender right?

[grim edge]

yes

[grim edge]

What about the book 1493?

[gleaming haven]

oh sorry then

[radiant frost]

Almost 60 WPM on phone

[grim edge]

dw

[upbeat viper]

@final dirge chill out

[grim edge]

Bast be thinking i am making up shit, not realizing i mentioned actual books

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[grim edge]

Why did you basted my meme

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[upbeat viper]

gun

[radiant frost]

@viscid jacinth bro check out my wpm

[grim edge]

Whats your opinion on the very controversial book "Mein System"?

[gleaming haven]

why so many basts

[upbeat viper]

by Nimzowitcz ?

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700627620068458579/943084335765020692/shit_yourself.gif

[grim edge]

*Nimzowitsch, and yes

[upbeat viper]

didn't read it

[grim edge]

I heard it shook up the chess world

It also has funny words like "Das Positionsspiel"

[viscid jacinth]

What is it

[upbeat viper]

best book I've started reading so far : Pawn Structure, a grandmaster guide

[gleaming haven]

i have no clue

[upbeat viper]

by mauricio

[gleaming haven]

but it seems important

[covert cosmos]

j'aime kirby

[dim stone]

is this guy real

[upbeat viper]

great

[gleaming haven]

no, he meant what WPM is i think

[viscid jacinth]

Mine is 55

[grim edge]

No he is fake

[gleaming haven]

ok then nvm

[radiant frost]

ok

[viscid jacinth]

I wanna up it to 80

[blazing pollen]

hdy

[grim edge]

:3c

[blazing pollen]

hey

[radiant frost]

Words per minute. 60 words per minute means I can type 1 word in a second

[grim edge]

Why

i get 90wpm

[gleaming haven]

AND HE HUNG.... THE ROOOOOOOOK!!11!111!!!!1!1

[radiant frost]

On a phone?

[grim edge]

pc

[radiant frost]

I am on a phone

[grim edge]

imma do 120s test brb

[blazing pollen]

thats kinda slow

[gleaming haven]

i get 0.1 words a minute ngl

[radiant frost]

On phone

[blazing pollen]

yeah

[grim edge]

no

[blazing pollen]

I don't care if its own phone or not, its still slow 💀

[radiant frost]

I don't use swipe typing

[dim stone]

im curious though how could he have prevented losing a knight

[radiant frost]

Device matters.

[grim edge]

Even pan?!

[blazing pollen]

not really

[dim stone]

qb3?

[radiant frost]

Yes it does

[grim edge]

do u know what google is

[glossy radish]

gnight chat

[blazing pollen]

no it doesn't

[radiant frost]

Ok show me your WPN on phone

[sleek zealot]

bold + teal inside a codeblock???

[upbeat viper]

don't start a gender/sexuality discussion please

[peak plank]

Guys, stop the gender talk

[grim edge]

command block dms or i'll get banned

[grim edge]

No i have only heard about tor what is google

[radiant frost]

You type with two fingers on a phone while 10 fingers on keyboard

[upbeat viper]

in case it hasn't been done #〘📝〙rules

[blazing pollen]

so?

[upbeat viper]

you know the rules, and so do I

[gleaming haven]

it was just 3 messages

[fleet sigil]

how in the world is that not a big difference

[upbeat viper]

that's why I said 'start'

[peak plank]

That can lead to many more

[radiant frost]

Why are you getting banned

[gleaming haven]

well a few more

[grim edge]

Lol

[peak plank]

💀

[glossy radish]

brainless people

[upbeat viper]

sup v

[gleaming haven]

it's not like people were replying but ok

[fleet sigil]

on a physical keyboard, its like 50x easier to type compared to a phone

[glossy radish]

supo bast

[uneven rampart]

Bro what is it with pride pawn?

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

cus bast

[radiant frost]

Ok

Follow the rules tho

[gleaming haven]

also what is the rule exactly lmao

[blazing pollen]

because you have swipe typing on phone

[grim edge]

i cant talk about sexuality in general here

[upbeat viper]

read #〘📝〙rules

[peak plank]

That's why you read it

[glossy radish]

maybe if you read it you’d know

[gleaming haven]

because people ain't exactly talking about chess if that's what the rule is

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper c'mon that was harmless

[upbeat viper]

still

go in his DMs

[grim edge]

fine

[fleet sigil]

swipe typing don't mean shit

[blazing pollen]

yeah it does 💀

[grim edge]

he didn't read i already did

[upbeat viper]

👌

[blazing pollen]

For what?

[uneven rampart]

Bruh

What's up with pride pawns?

[upbeat viper]

well, to know them and not get basted

[radiant frost]

This is without swipe type. Obviously with swipe typing I do better

[gleaming haven]

i'm sorry for not remembering something i read about a month ago

[upbeat viper]

can't be more explicit than it is

[gleaming haven]

lmao

[fleet sigil]

no it does not, a physical keyboard is superior by a mile.

[blazing pollen]

i kow the rules 😭

[upbeat viper]

and so do I

gud then

[glossy radish]

i’m sorry that you’re too stupid to have a bit of common sense. i pity you

[blazing pollen]

i agree, but you can do just as well with a phone as on keyboard

[upbeat viper]

keep behaving nicely

[radiant frost]

Android swipe typing isn't great

[glossy radish]

yes i’m very nice

pasta la vista

[gleaming haven]

yeah clearly

[blazing pollen]

honestly, idk what it is but for me android swipe typing has never got my word wrong 💀

[grim edge]

How to behave nicely

[radiant frost]

Which keyboard do you use

[gleaming haven]

it's hasta la vista btw

[peak plank]

Wtf

[grim edge]

Lol

[glossy radish]

no shit

[peak plank]

Bruh

[glossy radish]

let me joke around

[blazing pollen]

idk 💀

[radiant frost]

Wdym you don't know

[boreal coyote]

i use my laptop keyboard

[gleaming haven]

you typed pasta la vista

[blazing pollen]

I don't know

[gleaming haven]

which is not the same

[glossy radish]

yes, is there a problem?

[blazing pollen]

i never changed it, so like

[grim edge]

my keyboard's like my heart
it shines in rgb and it's full of blood

[peak plank]

They weren't being rude ._.

[glossy radish]

never said they were

[radiant frost]

You are using it so you should be able to tell

[peak plank]

It's not a big deal anyways both of you

[upbeat viper]

because it goes against my moderation message

[grim edge]

:3c

[glossy radish]

meow

[grim edge]

What

[boreal coyote]

i type a ton each day so mechanical keyboard wont work for me since so much key travel. laptop is the best since its ergonomic+less key travel

[final dirge]

My bad bro, hard to control the teen hormones.

[gleaming haven]

he really takes the rules seriously

[radiant frost]

Idk why you hesitate to take actions so much

[peak plank]

The rules are for the better of the people

[radiant frost]

Other mods won't even say anything

[upbeat viper]

maw

[peak plank]

What the heck do you expect

[glossy radish]

maw?

miaw

[upbeat viper]

[proper anchor]

Mods here are chill right

[grim edge]

Admins will beat him if he don't take rules seriously

[boreal coyote]

thank you😩i made this card myself

[upbeat viper]

because it wasn't that harmful

[radiant frost]

Other mods just take action without saying anything

[glossy radish]

damn the lettering

[gleaming haven]

not if he randomly misses one (that actually sounded way dumber than what i wanted it to sound)

[grim edge]

bast suggest me a gif to make im bored

[grim edge]

Then admin will beat him

[boreal coyote]

art skills=card making skills

[grim edge]

i dont like you

[glossy radish]

my lettering isn’t very good

[grim edge]

gigachad not funny

[radiant frost]

Not just in this case. I have seen so many times you hesitate to take any actions

[boreal coyote]

i can tell you my secret technique to do it in any font PERFECTLY

[gleaming haven]

gigachad is just dumb ngl

[grim edge]

exactly

10yo sigmas use that

[peak plank]

There are so many folks that just blatantly can't be a decent human being without mods online

[boreal coyote]

what if i already have the physique of gigachad?

[proper anchor]

Giga chad thing kinda old ngl

[proper anchor]

No way

[grim edge]

Oh Mb

[drowsy lodge]

yes

[glossy radish]

yus pls

[grim edge]

Monke