💬〡general-off-topic

[inner wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[grim edge]

@midnight fjord @inner wigeon
Why don't you both play with each other:)

[fluid burrow]

No..

[inner wigeon]

why should i play him

[misty sedge]

I beat Kasparov and Magnus at the same time now, can u beat me?

[visual lichen]

give me one thing

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-riscord-discord-eminem-rap-gif-22846615

[inner wigeon]

yea oops

i will take the L on this one

[fluid burrow]

Wealth

[cloud garnet]

I didnt lose against you even once

[fluid burrow]

That’s only 1 thing

[chilly condor]

Opinions on the Nimzowitsch Larsen Attack Modern Variation

[visual lichen]

lolol omg how old are you

[hybrid swallow]

e4 e5
Nf3 Nc6
Bc4 d6
O-O Bg4
h7 Bh6
Is literally almost always the line played in my games
you can also have the double pin variation with Bc5 instead of d6
it's generally not a fun position to play for either side tbh

[inner wigeon]

dog

[fluid burrow]

old enough

[viscid jacinth]

What what what

[slate owl]

@midnight fjord hi daddy 😍😍😍

[inner wigeon]

blud he is a kid

[midnight fjord]

Lmao

[mild nest]

I hate masters with egos

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boykisser-meme-gif-gif-27524383

[midnight fjord]

Im 18 you stupid

[viscid jacinth]

Who tf plays d6

[mild nest]

But they do make for good comedy

[slate owl]

so am i so technically

[grim edge]

[mild nest]

“Nice engine” when I played at 76 vs their 65

[inner wigeon]

u call that adult?

[chilly condor]

what?

[misty sedge]

he can clap u tho

[mild nest]

Not calling Elliot one

[grim edge]

Technically, it is

[fossil epoch]

fr Italian is kinda ass to play

[viscid jacinth]

it is

[inner wigeon]

18 is still a kid

[worthy flume]

AND THEN HE SACRIFICED THE ROOOOKKKK

[inner wigeon]

atleast like 25 is adult

[white sorrel]

totally legit

[digital phoenix]

damn someone got older by one year

[misty sedge]

yea not Elliot sure sure

[inner wigeon]

blud why ya here

[digital phoenix]

cant do it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> IM papa12341234

This is the Chess.com profile of papa12341234. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: International Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2492 (2519 peak)
Blitz: 2848 (peak)
Bullet: 2743 (2878 peak)

[mild nest]

??

[grim edge]

If you are in the us, you are legally an adult at 18 years old.

[visual lichen]

let me help in exchange for coaching

[hybrid swallow]

it's one of the easiest ways to play it on a lower level
It's not improving, you don't have to worry about Bg5 and in reality it's not too bad of a move even though your bishop gets kinda cramped on e7

[inner wigeon]

blud im a better coach

[digital phoenix]

i cant coach bruh

[misty sedge]

Chrome eating bros 97% ram

[digital phoenix]

ive also never taken coaching before so idk what its like

[inner wigeon]

ye same

[viscid jacinth]

Kf7

[inner wigeon]

coaching is for the posh

[mild nest]

Be quiet haddit

[worthy flume]

Qxh7

[viscid jacinth]

play it against me i wanna show you smth

[visual lichen]

pretty much just molding my mind to think like urs

[inner wigeon]

LOl

bruh wants beef

like what did i do to you

[white sorrel]

Qxh7

[hybrid swallow]

write it in chess notations and I'll try to understand

[visual lichen]

why is everyone bullying haddit wtf

[viscid jacinth]

https://play.chess.com/wrZCx @hybrid swallow

[inner wigeon]

yea man

[digital phoenix]

yeah idk he seems cool now

[viscid jacinth]

Play against me that thing

[visual lichen]

see

[inner wigeon]

and then i ask them for a game and they be quiet

[viscid jacinth]

I wanna show you smth

[inner wigeon]

lol

[inner wigeon]

like this ran guy dude was talking so much smack before

[worthy flume]

not second brilliant at this day((

[visual lichen]

wowzers that handwriting tho

[viscid jacinth]

You were trash talking too much for an 800 so

[grim edge]

[inner wigeon]

nah man im fair

[white sorrel]

oops i sent my opponents notation

[viscid jacinth]

@hybrid swallow i thought you will play d6

[visual lichen]

lol

[white sorrel]

thats mine :(

[inner wigeon]

those that think can beat me i just do the trash talk after

[grim edge]

Thats bit a brilliant

[hybrid swallow]

after d3

[visual lichen]

not better at all lmao

[hybrid swallow]

I play d6

[digital phoenix]

i can barely read my notation writing

[inner wigeon]

wowzer

[visual lichen]

keyboards are ruining handwritings

[digital phoenix]

but its just enough for me to key it into analysis so its good enough

[viscid jacinth]

Damn

Then my trap wont work

[thorn pumice]

Hi

[inner wigeon]

sup

[white sorrel]

im not great on monkeytype either

[inner wigeon]

lets battle in typing

[white sorrel]

no thats lame

[viscid jacinth]

I wanted to show you a trap but i read the notations wrong

[inner wigeon]

blud

[white sorrel]

im prepping for my round today

[grim edge]

Yo! Its everyones favorite search engine!

[inner wigeon]

u need help i know like a gazillion openings

[white sorrel]

get to 1000 we shall talk then

[inner wigeon]

LOL

[hybrid swallow]

it's alright
I wonder why stockfish thinks it's bad tho so I'll look into that

[grim edge]

daaamn

[inner wigeon]

sad ;-; i keep getting bullied

[visual lichen]

why you typing this much not like ur mind can produce quality thoughts at that soeed

[inner wigeon]

now i know how lower rated players feel

[white sorrel]

not even me

[inner wigeon]

feels bad man

[visual lichen]

speed*

[grim edge]

welcome to my world

[inner wigeon]

blud id beat him in typing

[chilly condor]

bro im 590

[visual lichen]

lol

[inner wigeon]

and also chess

[viscid jacinth]

Whats that

[grim edge]

im 630

[visual lichen]

omg its vert

[lime hemlock]

Anyone here that's above 1500 elo that want to play 10 min rapid game? I want to know my dad's rating. I think he's around 1800-2000 but I want to make sure.

[digital phoenix]

catish.

[visual lichen]

hahahah

[inner wigeon]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=wqn2dc19e

[visual lichen]

rematch

[inner wigeon]

who wanna typerace

[chilly condor]

nah im being so serious

[viscid jacinth]

I am on mobile

[inner wigeon]

oof

[hybrid swallow]

Basically just the fried liver after so it's like +0.45 or sum

[viscid jacinth]

But sure

[white sorrel]

im in

[chilly condor]

bc my pfp?

[lime hemlock]

Anyone?

[visual lichen]

how can two fingers beat 10

[inner wigeon]

blud wheres the 1400 fide guy that was flexing about his wpm

[chilly condor]

bro breckie hill is sexy

sick

hell nah

[inner wigeon]

f i started late

[white sorrel]

just beat u

[inner wigeon]

bruh i didnt know it would start lets do again plz

[slate owl]

u started talking

[inner wigeon]

one more plz

[white sorrel]

bro 19 on mobile is still very slow

[inner wigeon]

come agina

[digital phoenix]

@white sorrel whats ur wpm

[white sorrel]

180

[inner wigeon]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=febn7w6t7

[visual lichen]

get to work wow

[lime hemlock]

Noone wanna play one rapid?

[inner wigeon]

ok

[visual lichen]

you said its due tmrw

[digital phoenix]

oof

[inner wigeon]

gg

[visual lichen]

whats ur rating

[median obsidian]

tf i got 3 1200 games in a row with some goofy staff like b4, h3, a3

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-23637113

[inner wigeon]

my ass 180 wpm urs was 89

[lime hemlock]

My dad, he's somewhere between 1500-2000

[inner wigeon]

and i beat u lol

[white sorrel]

it is 180 in 10 words

[coral hatch]

Hello people.

[viscid jacinth]

Mine was 23 but i joined later so

[white sorrel]

type dictionary with me

[visual lichen]

oh okay ill try

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-meme-husseinberg-arabian-walter-white-gif-24836360

[inner wigeon]

loll

idk what that is but i just ytpe really fast yk

[lime hemlock]

Okay, thanks. I sent you a dm

[grim edge]

u lost to ur father

[visual lichen]

can you send link

[white sorrel]

https://play.typeracer.com?universe=dictionary&rt=2kb20aigxe

[visual lichen]

alright

[brazen sage]

https://play.chess.com/waeXq

anyone

[coral hatch]

Walter white. That's the most racist name I've ever come across.

[white sorrel]

@inner wigeon bad

[inner wigeon]

lol

[viscid jacinth]

Aw my mobile is hanging

[lime hemlock]

Sent in dm

[visual lichen]

ok

[grim edge]

someone was named bob w*nker

[inner wigeon]

but u flexing so hard and still lost tho r2

[viscid jacinth]

Ray Cist

[coral hatch]

@white sorrelDo you want to typerace?

[inner wigeon]

gg

[coral hatch]

Here is the invite.

[white sorrel]

bro i tapped out on accident

[digital phoenix]

dude i can only type full paragraphs

[inner wigeon]

120 wpm lol

[white sorrel]

u saw i paused

[coral hatch]

https://play.typeracer.com?universe=dictionary&rt=2f6dn8vqwg

[inner wigeon]

loll

they had to test me for going over 120

[white sorrel]

is normal for typeracer lol

[coral hatch]

I'm 177. Who is 111?

[viscid jacinth]

55 wpm

[digital phoenix]

me

[viscid jacinth]

Good for mobile ig

[digital phoenix]

im washed

[coral hatch]

@digital phoenixGood speed.

Let's race another.

[viscid jacinth]

Whats the average speed in mobile of humans

[coral hatch]

164 this time.

[digital phoenix]

dictionary is so stupid

[grim edge]

Whats the average speed in mobile of aliens

[coral hatch]

@digital phoenixLet's do proper sentence. I'll send a new invite.

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=2cgw20wlcq

[white sorrel]

im da biggest bird

[viscid jacinth]

Nice

[white sorrel]

i am a bird

[digital phoenix]

damn im late

[coral hatch]

Who is Leo?

[white sorrel]

i wonder who

[coral hatch]

Oh the bird. Good speed.

[white sorrel]

im better on monkeytype

[bright glade]

chat can we go again

i joined late

[viscid jacinth]

Nice

I am 55 wpm

[white sorrel]

can u finish the race so it can start

[viscid jacinth]

On mobile

[white sorrel]

imo 55 wpm is pretty shit

[digital phoenix]

im going to stay at 0 wpm get rekt

[coral hatch]

Suddenly, this has become typeracer discord. He he.

[grand shore]

hey people

[white sorrel]

i us emonkeytype

[coral hatch]

The people of typeracer server will be so angry.

[digital phoenix]

there we go 11 wpm very solid

[coral hatch]

Those who are still in the race need to finish it or leave it so that a new race can start.

[cloud garnet]

when you win against someone by resignation after 56 moves be like

[robust panther]

Which Factors other than Oponnents rating affect the amount of elo per match ?

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[coral hatch]

I'm out. It was a good race.

[white sorrel]

peak

[grand shore]

les do new race

[digital phoenix]

damn i lost by 2

[white sorrel]

i lost by 20

[grim edge]

@grand shore teach me chess

[spark apex]

lol the red guest was me

[viscid jacinth]

61 wpm

[digital phoenix]

damn that makes it more embarassing

[grand shore]

bro leave me alone 😭

[white sorrel]

i joined late so im not finishing it

[viscid jacinth]

I am on mobile so

[sullen plinth]

can lichess analyze from board editor?

[cloud garnet]

were the words "you lost" lol

[viscid jacinth]

I am pretty good

[cloud garnet]

ahahahahahaha

[white sorrel]

generally no

for mobile 60 wpm is still very bad

[viscid jacinth]

Why not

[grim edge]

Solve this puzzle

[viscid jacinth]

wdym how much am i supposed to write

[white sorrel]

i think if ur human and have a phone 80 wpm is pretty easy

[bright glade]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=2cgw20wlcq

[pallid plinth]

easy tbh

[viscid jacinth]

wtf

[glacial fulcrum]

Ez as hell

[grand shore]

Nf2+ Kg1 Nh3++ Kh1 Qg1+ Rxg1 Nf2#

[flint thunder]

nf2 lol

[white sorrel]

too bad i dont have it on my keyboard

[hybrid swallow]

anyone up for unrated?

[white sorrel]

not taking the time for that

[grim edge]

What is thissss

Oh

I understand now

[digital phoenix]

ssssssssssssnake

[radiant frost]

Every keyboard has double quotes. If your keyboard doesn't then throw it away it's a shit keyboard.

[sterile tusk]

he didnt take THE ROOOK 😦

[radiant frost]

You did double space

[digital phoenix]

yeah so now what u gonna do with the rook one move wasted

[sterile tusk]

it was 2. best move from engine

[hybrid swallow]

why would he?

[sterile tusk]

lining it up on the f file

[digital phoenix]

cause free rook

[grim edge]

@grim edge analyse my game

[viscid jacinth]

55 wpm is pretty good for mobile smhhhhh

[radiant frost]

I got 60

[white sorrel]

no

[sterile tusk]

cuz he maybe would havent seen the M4

[grim edge]

I got 0

[radiant frost]

ok

[hybrid swallow]

it's not tho
Kingsafety ruined and it's just a pawn really plus the knight there is a beast

[grand shore]

hmmm

[viscid jacinth]

I see no way to type faster than that

[digital phoenix]

dont tell me u wouldnt take the rook with 2 seconds left

[sterile tusk]

no its just mate

[hybrid swallow]

I wouldn't

[white sorrel]

thats skill issue

[lapis brook]

@digital phoenix

[viscid jacinth]

How do yall even type in mobile so fast then

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-some-bitches-gif-26532175

[white sorrel]

i type swipe on mobile

[radiant frost]

I make few mistakes so it can be improved further if I make less mistakes

[digital phoenix]

welcome

[viscid jacinth]

Ok how

Teach me to type swipe

[radiant frost]

I don't use swipe type

[white sorrel]

just swipe the letters u dont have the press them

[slate owl]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @digital phoenix, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[lapis brook]

[viscid jacinth]

Alright

What if i want to space tho

[radiant frost]

It's a Gboard feature

[viscid jacinth]

Like put spaces Between words

[radiant frost]

Use spacebar

[white sorrel]

swipe it

[viscid jacinth]

Helo

[slate owl]

i gained impressive 17 elo today

[viscid jacinth]

What if i want to use two Ls

[grim edge]

Hell

[radiant frost]

Hi this sentence is typed by swipe typing

[lapis brook]

LL

[slate owl]

/disconnect

[bright glade]

eh

[hybrid swallow]

I gained 100 in rapid plus beat a guy up 400 rating in arena

[hybrid swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-dance-fox-happy-gif-25202825

[cloud garnet]

I can type 1 word per hour

[slate owl]

why cant i use any albert commands except for /connect and when i use it it says im already connected

what

[bright glade]

do 30 second test

[slate owl]

@worn ice

[bright glade]

there's a big difference

[radiant frost]

Bruh swipe typing is so hard. It doesn't predict the right word.

Gboard needs to improve this feature

The ai is bad

[hearty flax]

Why do i have different plan prices on pc and phone?

[cloud garnet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Km-5SjdtgWs?si=NzPr3z5O_VRw8SU1

[radiant frost]

For what? Netflix?

[peak plank]

I got ghost pinged 5 times wtf

[hearty flax]

Lol for chess.com bro

[radiant frost]

Idk

[upbeat viper]

@peak plank

[hearty flax]

On my phone its 4$ per month on pc its 10

[radiant frost]

Maybe chess.com wants to squeeze more money from PC users

[grim edge]

Check out this #chess game: Maheshwarbabu vs ghostLeviathan666 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/90510544949

[worn ice]

Maheshwarbabu (1632) vs. ghostLeviathan666 (1649)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Bc4 d5 3. exd5 exd5 4. Bd3 Nf6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. O-O Nc6 7. Qe2+ Be7 8. Qd1 O-O 9. c3 Ne5 10. Be2 Ng6 11. d4 Bd6 12. Nbd2 Nf4 13. Ne5 Nxe2+ 14. Kh1 Ng3+ 15. fxg3 Bxd1 16. Rxd1 Bxe5 17. dxe5 Nd7 18. Nf3 c6 19. Bg5 f6 20. exf6 Nxf6 21. Rd4 h6 22. Bh4 c5 23. Rf4 g5 24. Nxg5 hxg5 25. Bxg5 Qb6 26. Rh4 Ne4 27. Be7 c4 28. Rg4+ Kf7 29. Bxf8 Nf2+ 

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[lapis brook]

skilli suue

[peak plank]

Bully

[radiant frost]

You had to delete that after pinging

[latent ivy]

ih

[lapis brook]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

@grim edge

[digital phoenix]

genius

[peak plank]

Bruh

[radiant frost]

Shut up

[grim edge]

Lol

[lapis brook]

[cloud garnet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TkzshPlGj5Q?si=Fu69etGXD9JKoSuo

[digital phoenix]

bro is locked and loaded with the unnecessary mod pings

[grim edge]

10yo

[cloud garnet]

GUYS DID YOU SEE THE NEW UPDATE

[lapis brook]

[grim edge]

What

[slate owl]

<@&745328830649991179> i cant use any @worn ice commands except for /connect and when i try it it just says that im already connected i tried disconnecting through chess.com website but nothing has changed can yall help

[grim edge]

Lol

[proper anchor]

I don't think you should ping mods for that

[radiant frost]

Bruh why do you need to ping mods for that

[slate owl]

idk theyre mods

they atleast gotta know who i gotta seek help for with that

[grim edge]

All mods are online

[digital phoenix]

just reload discord?

[digital phoenix]

that means none are online

when u see 6 mods visible it means none will show up

i have a phd in chess.com mod psychology

[upbeat viper]

maybe bot delay

also try to restart discord if you don't see some commands, happens to be bugged sometimes

[slate owl]

thanks

[worn ice]

Sorry! I couldn't display the game from idk .
Contact @clear sequoia if you think this should work.

[radiant frost]

Damn he got locked out ?

[digital phoenix]

@viscid jacinth big news

[upbeat viper]

wait

[slate owl]

so i just gotta wait?

[digital phoenix]

hes done unnecessary mod pings for a long time so idk

[lime hemlock]

anyone else around 1500 rating wanna play a 10 min rapid match?

[upbeat viper]

is Doofus self pinging him with the bot

that's nice

[grim edge]

[upbeat viper]

I meaaan

[radiant frost]

Right decision

[digital phoenix]

u can really feel the mod pings

[upbeat viper]

you could ask support to disconnect you manually if it really doesn't work, but wait a bit more and train again just in case

[upbeat viper]

legit all his TOs are because of that

[placid trout]

Sometimes I think about getting the trusted role

[slate owl]

thanjs a lot

[upbeat viper]

he got a 1week TO for useless mods ping 20 days ago

[radiant frost]

And he still does that

[slate owl]

thats crazy

[radiant frost]

No fear

[worn ice]

W4terwavers (1872) vs. SillySausageMonkeyPants (1993)

Move List

1. c4 e6 2. e4 Nf6 3. Nc3 e5 4. g3 Bc5 5. Bg2 d6 6. Nge2 Nc6 7. O-O h5 8. h3 h4 9. g4 Nxg4 10. hxg4 Bxg4 11. d3 h3 12. Bh1 h2+ 13. Kg2 [Qh4] 

[radiant frost]

How long is this one?

[upbeat viper]

lock out ?

weeell

[radiant frost]

Yes

[upbeat viper]

idk

[radiant frost]

Ok

[upbeat viper]

long

:')

[radiant frost]

Lol

[cloud garnet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PVP4mRnCO6Q?si=RyoNny64Ub6QPHdJ

[radiant frost]

He deserved it honestly

[bright glade]

i think my highest was 114 but i cant hit 100% accuracy cuz my keyboard wobbly

[radiant frost]

Every 100 elo be like:

[bright glade]

i had been typing for so long trying to get a better score but such is life

[fluid burrow]

@atomic oak lets play

[bright glade]

pain and misery

[peak plank]

My average WPM is like, 70 smth 😦

[radiant frost]

Get the all new Logitech K480 keyboard

[shrewd lily]

Nothing special, this even isn't have to be brilliant

[bright glade]

its not a keyboard problem
its where its placed

[slate steppe]

finding a brilliant but not being able to convert <<

[fluid burrow]

how do i appear offline on chess.com~???

[slate steppe]

i hang my queen :(

[radiant frost]

Lol I was jk

[upbeat viper]

don't be connected ?

[fluid burrow]

whilst playing mate. couldn't have made that any more obvious

[upbeat viper]

ik

but I don't think there's an invisible mod

[radiant frost]

Expensive

[slate steppe]

devastating

[upbeat viper]

AI generated ?

[fluid burrow]

so what were you referring to? i don't do sarcasm

[upbeat viper]

was sarcasm, sorry

[shrewd lily]

Way to 1800, hooray, how did you guys reach it?

[radiant frost]

How can they keep their hands up

[upbeat viper]

remove the legal moves help

what da hell are those rails then

coming from everywhere

[warm pollen]

someone help me? I'm playing the password game and I'm dumb at chess

[mild nest]

chess.com should remove those

[radiant frost]

Why would anyone even pay for that? It's literally useless.

[grave wasp]

Me and kibitzer started that thing ages ago

[mild nest]

for everyone above 500 rating

[shrewd lily]

What are legal moves?

[upbeat viper]

little dots appearing when you click a piece

showing where you can move

[shrewd lily]

Bruh, does somebody use this shit?

[upbeat viper]

removing those helps with board vision imo

[bright glade]

beginners

[peak plank]

Typically by losing a heak ton of elo

[upbeat viper]

of course ! beginners

[fossil epoch]

I mean most people just swipe or slide their mouse

[upbeat viper]

and because it's default

[brazen sage]

bro some people in my school just jumped me

[peak plank]

I use that

[shrewd lily]

Dragging a way better

[grave wasp]

I enabled it for daily once and then forgot to disable it again

[peak plank]

Me

[upbeat viper]

well change

you'll improve

[peak plank]

It's very helpful in bullet

[shrewd lily]

Change, WTH

[upbeat viper]

😼

in bullet yeah

[peak plank]

Also it legitimately does not hinder anything

[brazen sage]

i got so many bruises

[upbeat viper]

but noone cares about bullet

[slate owl]

kitty!!

[shrewd lily]

Drag 'n drop is reaching way higher speed

[upbeat viper]

yes

[brazen sage]

and it happened right infront of my crush

[shrewd lily]

True, bullet for old people

[slate owl]

did she beat you and give you bruises

[peak plank]

Are you talking about the dots appearing or clicking on the piece and then clicking on the dots?

[brazen sage]

no

[royal fable]

Sup chat.

[peak plank]

Typically I drag and drop, but it's always nice to have the dots available

[slate owl]

hello tyler

[final dirge]

did that and cant get above 170

[shrewd lily]

Dragging piece, tap on it and drag to the place, without seeing this dots

[bright glade]

nice

[viscid jacinth]

F||or||k gravity!

[atomic oak]

https://play.chess.com/tDcgV

[peak plank]

I drag and drop, but I do that with the dots on anyways

[brazen sage]

but i did't to fight them cuz they were two

[worthy flume]

does someone here have a premium so he can do game rewiev for me?

[upbeat viper]

opinion

[peak plank]

I'm good enough at chess for the dots not to really matter, but they don't hurt me anyways

[upbeat viper]

sure

[slate owl]

kitty!!!!

[viscid jacinth]

@grim edge

[shrewd lily]

I gotta have epilepsy

[peak plank]

Legit the 3rd time you asked

[brazen sage]

the day before that though someone was picking on her so i beat him up

[viscid jacinth]

Oiia Oiia

[upbeat viper]

you could be relying on them without you knowing

[fossil epoch]

eh

[upbeat viper]

2nd

[worthy flume]

you can?

[brazen sage]

he started bleeding from everywhere

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

yes

[worthy flume]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90513004179 pls

[worn ice]

Tenorazul (1327) vs. owoxl (1368)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. [Nf3] Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. Bb5 Bc5 5. Bxc6 bxc6 6. Nxe5 d6 7. Nf3 Bg4 8. d4 Bb6 9. Bg5 Qd7 10. O-O O-O-O 11. Bxf6 gxf6 12. Na4 h5 13. Nxb6+ cxb6 14. Qd3 h4 15. h3 Bxh3 16. gxh3 Qxh3 17. Nh2 Rhg8+ 

[shrewd lily]

I don't rely on dots in every case

[upbeat viper]

done

[worthy flume]

thx

[upbeat viper]

np

[peak plank]

Does that mean I rely on them OTB?

[viscid jacinth]

Bast

[upbeat viper]

no

yes Rannhy ?

[peak plank]

I get plenty of play without such but it never hurts to have it

[worthy flume]

second brilliant today lets gooo

[viscid jacinth]

I am Bastman

[upbeat viper]

no you're not

[viscid jacinth]

Revengence

[peak plank]

Damm

[viscid jacinth]

Or whatever it is called

[fossil epoch]

blud thinks he's bastman 💀

[little elm]

i won this otb

[fossil epoch]

what

[viscid jacinth]

Guess the game

[bright glade]

GD

[little elm]

geometry dash?

[peak plank]

GD

[fossil epoch]

has to be gd

[peak plank]

It's what

[sterile tusk]

im playing so bad rn 🔥 🔥 -50 elo in 30mins

[atomic oak]

https://play.chess.com/sTMwC

[fossil epoch]

the progress bar gave it away

[slate owl]

i think its lichess

[viscid jacinth]

Another hint

I gave it away

[peak plank]

We legit all know it's what by spnu7x or whoever

[thorn pumice]

ayy

[upbeat viper]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

Aight guess the game

[viscid jacinth]

You stole my name

[proven spire]

You guys know any website or app that summarizes length pdfs

[viscid jacinth]

Idk man call of duty?

tf

Damn

[peak plank]

Dang

[sterile tusk]

roblox or doodle jump probably

[bright glade]

Dang

[sterile tusk]

idk

[fluid burrow]

someone play me

[final dirge]

Is that truly a roblox game?

[pastel zinc]

Sure

[fluid burrow]

inv me

[viscid jacinth]

Guess the game

[pastel zinc]

https://play.chess.com/SPiz3

[viscid jacinth]

@upbeat viper you cant beat me

If I had a restaurant what would I name it?

[rancid hemlock]

Hello

[warm hedge]

l*chess

[crimson meadow]

Roblox them hand textures

[viscid jacinth]

Rhystaurant

[crimson meadow]

I didn't respond

Roblox

The textures on the hand are peak Roblox realism games

Yes yes

[upbeat viper]

don't send lichess links

[foggy sage]

Starting playing kings indian yesterday, didnt loose a SINGLE game yet. my go to for black

[crimson meadow]

Lichess.org

[pastel zinc]

Damn I play the french cause I'm too lazy to learn anything else

[warm hedge]

bruh

[peak plank]

Ggs

[warm hedge]

top 10 mouse slips

[peak plank]

Unfortunate misclick

[warm hedge]

ggs tho

[crimson meadow]

Damn I'm too lazy that I don't even play an "opening"

[viscid jacinth]

Oh no what will you do now

[pastel zinc]

I was like that for a time, tbh I ain't better now either, I know the ruy Lopez and how to combat popular openings against e4 and the french with black thats all I ever learned

I just pray that the opponent doesn't play the English or d4 as their first move

[slate owl]

why wont chess.com let me upload custom background🔥

my anger issues are kicking in🔥

[pastel zinc]

I does?

[crimson meadow]

Yes It does

[proper anchor]

Hi guys

[sterile tusk]

hi

[slate steppe]

was up 2 rooks and a knight

hang m8 in one

[crimson meadow]

My background

[slate steppe]

ofc he did

i was setting up a mating net, and didnt see the bishop on B1 attacking h7

[crimson meadow]

Look badly?

[slate steppe]

queen on h4 & bishop on b1

[viscid jacinth]

What happened

[slate steppe]

dominated the whole game 😭

[last willow]

anyone can check my accuracy

in a game pls

[slate steppe]

99.9%

reported for cheating ngl

[last willow]

huh 💀

[viscid jacinth]

@upbeat viper why do you react with correct sign

@digital phoenix what happened

[upbeat viper]

to say to other mods I handled the case

[glacial charm]

Whats a good opening for white other than italian,london and queens gambit

[upbeat viper]

case being him pinging for absolutely 0 reason

[viscid jacinth]

Ok deserved

Bro was such a snitch

[pastel zinc]

Ruy Lopez? I've had some dope ass games with the ruy

[glacial charm]

Okay tysmm

Is caro kann a good opening as black?

[pastel zinc]

Depends

[last willow]

!!

[fluid burrow]

which is the easiest game mode to farm elo on?

[viscid jacinth]

Yes

[grave wasp]

finally this dude got locked out

[glacial charm]

Ty

[viscid jacinth]

bullet if you are on computer

[last willow]

1min

[peak plank]

yeah

[viscid jacinth]

Bro was such a snitch

[grave wasp]

he was so weird

[bold remnant]

@grim edge chess merchant

[peak plank]

I heard some people like bullet on phone

[last willow]

can anyone check my accuracy in a game

[bold remnant]

@grim edge Eddie’s corner

[peak plank]

any1?https://play.chess.com/5etNZ

[bold remnant]

@grim edge Callum’s corner mentality

[peak plank]

10 min unrated

[bold remnant]

@grim edge Callum’s corner mentality

[peak plank]

if you win you become a GM (real)

[bold remnant]

@grim edge Callum’s corner mentality

[iron barn]

wanna play?

[peak plank]

yeah

[slate owl]

finally changed wallpaper

rate/10

[nova dune]

8/10

[pallid plinth]

bro how do u make ur own background

[thorn pumice]

you can change a wall paper???

[inner wigeon]

yo

[slate owl]

get good

yeah..?

?

[viscid jacinth]

6

[viscid jacinth]

what happened

Bro said yo and got locked out???

[grave wasp]

💀

[final dirge]

💀

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[viscid jacinth]

Guess the game

[lament jacinth]

Kids im bored
Message me about some random world problem in dms and I'll debate you

[drowsy crest]

Rush E?

[viscid jacinth]

Whats the name of game

[pastel phoenix]

Rush E is a song

[violet loom]

congrats

[drowsy crest]

Child labour isn't a crime

[slate owl]

lichess

[lament jacinth]

I said in dms bozo

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[lament jacinth]

What

[pastel phoenix]

You got locked out due to that💀

[glass harness]

💀

[lament jacinth]

Am I that scary

[viscid jacinth]

nah

[pastel phoenix]

Then?

[drowsy crest]

I got locked kurie cuz of you kurie

[amber shell]

what does the surprised face mean when reviewing a game (its near accuracy)

[drowsy crest]

you snitch

[pastel phoenix]

Or he cheated on cc

[viscid jacinth]

Idk maybe unauthorised account or smth

[pastel phoenix]

Ur not locked out though

[drowsy crest]

I was for a whole hour

[radiant frost]

He's not wrong

[drowsy crest]

I am a thicc earth believer 🗿

[radiant frost]

Then where is the hole

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-bread-ok-tiktok-gif-23253974

[radiant frost]

Shut up

Delete that

[drowsy crest]

as you say boss

[pastel phoenix]

When did you get locked out @drowsy crest

[amber shell]

what does the surprised face mean for accuracy i got it and i dont know what it means

[drowsy crest]

day time

4 hours back

[pastel phoenix]

0 accuracy

[amber shell]

oh

[drowsy crest]

i forgor time zones

[pastel phoenix]

It means you are a noob

[amber shell]

ok

i mean i do have 100 elo so that makes sense

[pastel phoenix]

From when to when in ur time zone

[pastel phoenix]

No

[amber shell]

wdym "no"

[wary cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-emoji-emoji-tooth-tooth-emoji-happy-to-sad-happy-to-sad-emoji-gif-15583437630749702489

[drowsy crest]

thats irrelevant

[pastel phoenix]

It is if you do this as black

[pastel phoenix]

Ik ur capping abt ur locked out

[drowsy crest]

I am not

[amber shell]

the game was 20 moves though it wasnt that quick

[radiant frost]

Shut up i didn't meant it in that way

[pastel phoenix]

Oh it’s timeout

[wary cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[pastel phoenix]

Not ban

[drowsy crest]

same thing

[drowsy crest]

you wanted me to be banned 💀

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1082316518810992700/1154488297863778374/AOdPWjBn.gif

[pastel phoenix]

Did you get that role locked out?

[warped vigil]

@ Server Mod

[pastel phoenix]

Ik you didn’t

[drowsy crest]

yes i think, temporarily

[wary cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-23911417

[radiant frost]

Now this needs a mod ping

[drowsy crest]

I like israel

[radiant frost]

He's cute tho

[wary cedar]

fellow based individual

[pastel phoenix]

Bro it’s better than promoting rating manipulation

[grim edge]

u being hoeless

[sacred pewter]

helloo

[wary cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-shocked-monkey-disappointed-disappointed-monkey-gif-25631537

[sacred pewter]

hows everyone doin

[pastel phoenix]

Ofc, I’m not a farmer

[warped vigil]

When your chess game is too deep for the engine to analyze

[pastel phoenix]

Lol

[drowsy crest]

fr tho

[wintry ice]

is it normal for your opponent to lose 100 elo from one loss

[warped vigil]

Or am I just ba

[restive storm]

I’ve got some endgames before where lichess Stockfish has problems while analyzing

[pastel phoenix]

Wanna see one?

[radiant frost]

If their account is new

[warped vigil]

you know that 4-queen line of the slav

[pastel phoenix]

He’s a new player

[wintry ice]

ah makes sense

[drowsy crest]

same

[amber shell]

guys how do i get below 100 elo

[warped vigil]

I'm putting it in lichess engine and its all over the place

[slate owl]

smash

[pastel phoenix]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/79893072597?tab=review

[wintry ice]

they didnt really play well

[worn ice]

DL0727 (730) vs. GunjaPatidar (133)

Move List

[drowsy crest]

like this is a brilliant but it shows mistake

[pastel phoenix]

Analysis this

[restive storm]

I can’t

[pastel phoenix]

I have some

[wary cedar]

excuse me?

[radiant frost]

Chess.com is trying to adjust his elo to correctly match his strength as fast as possible

[pastel phoenix]

@warped vigil https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/79893072597?tab=review

[worn ice]

DL0727 (730) vs. GunjaPatidar (133)

Move List

[wintry ice]

ye makes sense

[slate owl]

femboys for life

[wintry ice]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90515922931 heres the game

[pastel phoenix]

I was 100, now I’m 800

[worn ice]

splashyi (775) vs. smartcookie888 (838)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Bc4 Bc5 5. O-O d6 6. Nd5 Be6 7. Nxf6+ Qxf6 8. Re1 Bxc4 9. d3 Be6 10. Bg5 Qg6 11. d4 Nxd4 12. Be3 Nxf3+ 13. Qxf3 Bxe3 14. Qxe3 O-O 15. [Qh3] Bxh3 16. Kh1 Qxg2# 

[wary cedar]

When📅 I 🧥came🚗 to🧳 Poland🏡

I🧔 saw 👁️my🙍‍♂️ car 🚘was🥨 stolen🏃‍♂️

It🧍 was 😡my 🙍‍♂️favourite💘 truck🚚

[slate owl]

[sacred pewter]

anyone wanna play

[glass harness]

ye sure

[pastel phoenix]

Don’t

[radiant frost]

I was 100 only because I was smurfing lol (I am kidding)

[fluid burrow]

what’s the trick to always win at bullet chess?

[pastel phoenix]

People at this time playing is cursed

[slate owl]

use an actual bullet

[sacred pewter]

why

[warped vigil]

get really, really good at classical chess

[drowsy crest]

po po poland 🇵🇱

[pastel phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179>

[fluid burrow]

Lol?

[warped vigil]

it's no coincedence that the best bullet players in the world are all super-gms

[radiant frost]

Bruh it's a joke

[boreal coyote]

broooooooooo my mom came into the room so i had to leave the match but i was 1 move away from mate😭😭😭this is why i do unrated lol

[glass harness]

💀

[drowsy crest]

she reports everything 💀

[warped vigil]

@ Server Mod innapropriate pinging of mods

[amber shell]

im genuinely 100 😂

[grim edge]

i made a flag

[warped vigil]

im 2000

[drowsy crest]

how can people be 100 bro

[sacred pewter]

yasis

[glass harness]

im 30 elo

[pastel phoenix]

Queen blunder

[sacred pewter]

but i dont care

[amber shell]

dude idfk how i got down there and now im stuck

[drowsy crest]

nah still

[sacred pewter]

ill play whoeveeer

[glass harness]

im 283

[wintry ice]

im still 800 :(

[drowsy crest]

🗿

[pastel phoenix]

Don’t know en passant and castling

[glass harness]

me

[blazing ibex]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1153332153107619974/1160131930835124254/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif?ex=65338c0e&is=6521170e&hm=414593d4235c81ccef7d09888eb989965ac44d1afb7f6076ec73ec28d3e4fd01&

[amber shell]

yea exactly

[sacred pewter]

send invite

[glass harness]

ok

[pastel phoenix]

Attacks pieces without thinking where the pieces will move

[radiant frost]

Shut up

[pastel phoenix]

Cap

[amber shell]

i swear i think i see this and then i hang my queen every time

[grim edge]

nice edit

[radiant frost]

Bruh fr

[glass harness]

wats ur name ._,

[sacred pewter]

ChessBPS

[sterile tusk]

im playing a game i just saced everything, ill wether have some brilliants or 100 blunders

[glass harness]

bullet?

[sacred pewter]

nah blitz 5

[amber shell]

wait why did i just get banned

[radiant frost]

Idk

[amber shell]

i dont cheat

[sacred pewter]

r u sure

[radiant frost]

Maybe someone reported

[sacred pewter]

abuse

[amber shell]

yea

[sacred pewter]

most probably

[final dirge]

You're not even banned

[glass harness]

i dont know wat dat is ._.

[radiant frost]

You can appeal if you were actually not cheating

[amber shell]

i doesn't let me play tho

[sacred pewter]

okay whats your name

[glass harness]

kingsmanofsparta

[real sable]

Hmm

[grim edge]

@amber shell u got banned for sandbagging

[real sable]

What that

[amber shell]

what is that

[radiant frost]

What does it say when you try to play

[grim edge]

losing elo on purpose

[real sable]

That's me

[tiny ruin]

J

[modest wedge]

Bro calls himself a Intermediate chess player while he is only 1159 in rapid 💀

[amber shell]

"you have been kicked, please try to reconnect"

[amber shell]

yea but i cant even get out of 100 elo anyways so it makes no sense

[sterile tusk]

one of them was brilliant, the others were misses but they were still extremly winning

[sacred pewter]

im playing on my other account bru

[grim edge]

but you resigned 10 matches in a row, so ur a sandbagger

[amber shell]

oh

[grim edge]

gtfo loser

[amber shell]

there goes that account

[real sable]

Les pley a metch

[grim edge]

u got alts?

[radiant frost]

He is 1300 rapid

[amber shell]

no

and i have no other emails 😂

[modest wedge]

Still

[grim edge]

lmao

skill issue really

[modest wedge]

Intermediate is atleat 2000

[real sable]

Bro, that's a master rank already

[sharp forge]

@rain depot Hello

[final dirge]

2000 isn't intermediate

[modest wedge]

wdym

[grim edge]

1.3k would be amateur

[real sable]

Nah, 1k is

[amber shell]

can i make a new account with the same email or no

[modest wedge]

what are u all talking about 2000 is strong wcm range

[grim edge]

1.3k falls in the amateur rank dumbass

[grim edge]

nope

[real sable]

I'm good at being dumb idiot

[midnight fjord]

WCM

[amber shell]

oh

[real sable]

[grim edge]

elliot do u think i can get to NM before i die (in 3 years)

[midnight fjord]

You die in 3 years?

[grim edge]

yes

[midnight fjord]

Damn bro rip.

[final dirge]

2000 fide is definitely not intermediate

[grim edge]

ikr

[real sable]

2300 fide

[grim edge]

1k fide is begginer 1k cc is amateur

[modest wedge]

i meant in chess.com
1.5k in fide is intermediate

[modest wedge]

not even amateur

[sacred pewter]

gg @glass harness

[real sable]

Can I play with someone

[modest wedge]

bruh 1k in chess.com is equvilent to 300 in fide

[final dirge]

?

[real sable]

😦

[sacred pewter]

i can play

[real sable]

Yaey

[sacred pewter]

whats your name

[modest wedge]

nah what are yall yapping about 2000 is not even NM

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Karl Jacob Griar (dtms1)

This is the Chess.com profile of dtms1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Karl Jacob Griar (dtms1)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 637 (873 peak)
Blitz: 629 (685 peak)
Bullet: 644 (828 peak)

[final dirge]

if you mean in cc then why are you talking about fide titles?

[radiant frost]

Fide starts with 1k rating you can't go below that

[real sable]

Here

[grim edge]

there is no 300 fide

[glass harness]

ur scary.

[grim edge]

dumbass

[modest wedge]

just in order to put into perspactive

[drowsy crest]

is cc and fide rating same?

[radiant frost]

No

[drowsy crest]

how much difference does it have

[peak plank]

two different systems

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Lokesh Krishna Reddy Karri (lokeshkrishnareddy)

This is the Chess.com profile of lokeshkrishnareddy. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Lokesh Krishna Reddy Karri (lokeshkrishnareddy)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1161 (1177 peak)
Blitz: 649 (695 peak)
Bullet: 808 (822 peak)

[sacred pewter]

its because im actually 1300

[peak plank]

You really cant compare the two

[final dirge]

but cc and fide rating stuff is different

[iron barn]

i had to sack the rook for the two pieces but i didnt like it. gg

[radiant frost]

I would say on average 600 elo difference

[grim edge]

chesskid rating is the only one that matters

[real sable]

Are you roblox?

[drowsy crest]

how much difference on avg does it have

[sharp forge]

Take a look!

[drowsy crest]

which is tougher?

[peak plank]

ah, yeah. I missed taking the knight before

[peak plank]

what?

[brazen sage]

bro i really want to make a good impressin on my crush

[thorn pumice]

Hi

[radiant frost]

Fide ofcourse. Magnus is rated 3300 in CC and 2800 in fide

[sacred pewter]

accept

[brazen sage]

what should i dooooo

[real sable]

Ok

[drowsy crest]

shit so does this mean I got no chance against my 1600 fide rated opponent with my 1000 elo cc ass?

[worn ice]

mohammedashor125 (2325) vs. shmooolik (2241)

Move List

1. d4 Nf6 2. Bf4 g6 3. e3 d6 4. Nf3 Bg7 5. Bd3 O-O 6. O-O Nbd7 7. c3 Nh5 8. Bg5 h6 9. Bh4 f5 10. e4 Nf4 11. Bc2 g5 12. Bg3 e5 13. dxe5 dxe5 14. exf5 Qf6 15. Bxf4 gxf4 16. Qd5+ Kh8 17. Nbd2 Nb6 18. Qc5 Bxf5 19. Bxf5 Qxf5 20. Qxc7 e4 21. Nd4 Bxd4 22. cxd4 Rg8 23. Qe5+ Qxe5 24. dxe5 Rae8 25. Nxe4 Rxe5 26. f3 Nd5 27. Rac1 Ne3 28. Rf2 Re7 29. g3 h5 30. Rc5 Rd7 31. Rxh5+ Kg7 32. Rd2 Rxd2 33. Nxd2 Kg6 34. Rc5 Rd8 35. Ne4 Rd1+ 36. Kf2 Rf1+ 37. Ke2 Rh1 38. Rg5+ Kh6 39. gxf4 Nc4 40. b3 Rxh2+ 41. Kd3 Nb6 42. a4 Rh3 43. Ke2 Rh2+ 44. Nf2 Rh4 45. Ng4+ Kh7 46. f5 Nd5 47. f6 Nf4+ 48. Ke3 Ne6 49. Re5 Nf8 50. Re7+ Kg6 51. Kf4 Rh5 52. Rg7# 

[peak plank]

wdym of course, two different systems- generally FIDE ratins are lower but at lower levels of FIDE they are acutally (ternd) higher than CC. plus, its a difference between 90+30 and 10+0

[real sable]

@sacred pewter User?

[sacred pewter]

its ChessBPS

[real sable]

Alt?

[sacred pewter]

yep

[drowsy crest]

if I am 1000 rated in chess rapid 10 mins then what should be my fide rating

[radiant frost]

Looks like someone got triggered

[real sable]

Accepted

[mild nest]

non existent

[raven flicker]

😿

[peak plank]

you cant convert the two

[raven flicker]

what is fide

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Fares Gymbro (faresgrandmaster)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Fares Gymbro (faresgrandmaster)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 694 (1365 peak)
Blitz: 792 (936 peak)
Bullet: 617 (1166 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> KL L (pixelatedwins)

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Name: KL L (pixelatedwins)
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 922 (peak)
Blitz: 1113 (peak)
Bullet: 1134 (peak)

[mild nest]

minimum fide rating is 1000 and if ur 1000 chess.com ur around 500 fide so it wouldnt exist

[jagged minnow]

Guess the elo

[drowsy crest]

:(

[drowsy crest]

on average

[radiant frost]

Ok I believe you

[peak plank]

though it seems like at lower ratings of CC, it acutally produces higher ratings of FIDE

90+30 aint 10+0 either

[drowsy crest]

i get it, i have to act like I am thinking and move 20-30 sec later

thats the difference

[radiant frost]

You are probably right. If you still wanna convert cc rating to fide you need to see the rating distribution to predict your fide rating

[peak plank]

if you dont have the capacity to acutally use your brain for at least a minute a move, then you prob shouldnt play OTB

[grim edge]

imagine chess.com elo and fide elo like fahrenheit and celsius degrees, one is higher than the other usually, but below a point it's the other way around

except they're non liniar but that doesn't matter

[drowsy crest]

lmao that was a joke

I would actually think more but rapid is the most convenient way to gain elo in cc

[raven flicker]

what is fide😡😡😡😡😡😡

[radiant frost]

2400 CC ≈ 1950 FIDE and 1500 CC ≈ 1550 FIDE

[real sable]

That's not me xd

[sacred pewter]

my pc is lagging af

[grim edge]

international chess federation

[real sable]

I'm using my shizzy data

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ***** (windder13)

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Name: ***** (windder13)
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 148
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 100 (295 peak)

[drowsy crest]

best way to put it

[radiant frost]

So the distribution graph for fide and cc aren't parallel there's a huge deviation

[grim edge]

yes cus im 5head and goated

[boreal coyote]

wait i did 2 game reviews today but i'm not subbed to any plan....

[sacred pewter]

a Fedreation of inter dimensional Experts

[grim edge]

not only not parallel but also non lineal

[real sable]

Zamn

[drowsy crest]

I am so nervous for the fide thing, how much time shouldd I think, and from what moves of opening should I start thinking

[grim edge]

they're like 2 confliting curves

[sterile tusk]

bro has got 5:30min and spent 0.7secs to play this move 💀

[peak plank]

thats not real I dont believe it

100's dont exist it must be an alt

[radiant frost]

Smurf

[amber shell]

nope its not an alt

[peak plank]

Free world record

[radiant frost]

So are you smurfing on your main account?

[amber shell]

i am not smurfing

[grim edge]

something like this where the vertical axis is the elo and the horizontal axis is the skill of the player, the green line is chess.com elo and the red one is fide (not scaled properly, just an example)

[amber shell]

play me you will see that i am actually 100 elo

[peak plank]

nah too scared

[grim edge]

smurfing requires alt, they were sandbagging*

[peak plank]

100's elos arent real

[unkempt hare]

NM vs CM vs FM?

[radiant frost]

Ok

[grim edge]

nm < cm < fm < im < gm

[amber shell]

i did sandbag but to no end; i dont get anything out of it as I have the genuine skill level of a 100

[radiant frost]

What about bm

[raven flicker]

bro 100 elo are just schoolermating

[grim edge]

balls master? gotta love em

[raven flicker]

only thing they do if it didnt work they resign

[radiant frost]

Bruh

[grim edge]

ommm cheesewater for dinne

Shit i forgot the r

[radiant frost]

You know right that it can be interpreted in a different way 💀

[grim edge]

I already blundered, f this shit

[amber shell]

i can and will prove you wrong

[grim edge]

morfi so hungry he ate the r

[grim edge]

what do you think i meant

[radiant frost]

Idk

[grim edge]

Bye chat, i just blundered a simple tradition

that tradition is deader than my father btw

[radiant frost]

So he accepted

[fluid burrow]

do you always jump up 20 points at once in bullet?

[grim edge]

when you're somewhat new yes

[amber shell]

yea but is it sandbagging if i get nothing out of it? i have the skill level of a 100, i admit it, and in my normal games you can actually see my skill level and how bad i am at chess

[grim edge]

once you play more it adjusts to like 8

[grim edge]

it is sandbagging yes, you're gifting elo away

[amber shell]

oh ok