💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

Please link the best studies.

You can DM me.

[azure spear]

mostly yeah tho there are ones that are kinda trash

[restive storm]

I mostly create them for my own learning

[toxic valley]

How do i force checkmate at king + chancellor vs king endgame

[azure spear]

huh thats cool

[covert cosmos]

dont

[restive storm]

Do king vs rook

[azure spear]

legends will force a draw

[grim edge]

The mouse i used for chesscom died today, rip 😔 🙏

[azure spear]

RIP

[restive storm]

Since chancellor has rook moves just move it like a rook

Make sure you don't stalemate

[covert cosmos]

how does chancellor move

[grim edge]

My mouse was there since day 1, he watched me go from 800 to 1900, all the ups and downs

[restive storm]

Rook or knight

[covert cosmos]

ok

[torpid pike]

Chess.Com introduced me to the ruy Lopez, therefore the ruy lopez is good

[azure spear]

1900 😮

[gloomy crystal]

i destroyed mine....

[grim edge]

I want to get to 2000 >:)

[azure spear]

bruh why do the automatic emojis even exist

[azure spear]

same

[gloomy crystal]

:o

[grim edge]

U can turn them off in discord settings, i forgot how so u gotta look it up

one of the worst mouse slips ever

i had it man

[gloomy crystal]

i need to get 1300 before november.....

[covert cosmos]

youre still winning probably

[azure spear]

I started playing chess like 3 months and ive got to 1350 😄 i wanna get to 2000 like in 2 years

[grim edge]

i did win. thing is that was a promoted pawn

[grim edge]

Why do you NEED to hit 1300 before november, are u gonna get assassinated if u dont?! 😭

i traded off my queen ages ago

[covert cosmos]

f

[grim edge]

it was a classic rook by rook mate

[sudden cradle]

@outer lichen do you offer lessons?

[grim edge]

Thats a pretty good goal, because i think i was 1350 or 1200 2 years ago

[gloomy crystal]

there's a chess tournament at my school in november

and I want to try it out...

[slate owl]

once you hit 1200 1300 is pretty much free

[gloomy crystal]

but most at my school are like 1700 or 1800....

[grim edge]

you can still win

[tight vine]

you should play in person I think is the best way to improve I just remember the games a lot better.

[grim edge]

i’ve won against a 1500 elo player at 400

[azure spear]

nice you will learn a lot from the games

[grim edge]

they weren’t letting me win either

[gloomy crystal]

but i need to step up my game play....

[grim edge]

Not realistic 🤷🏻‍♂️

[slate owl]

you might not win but you better review the games

[gloomy crystal]

i won agaisnt a 1800 once too

[slate owl]

there's a lot to learn

[grim edge]

it’s otb

[hollow bay]

Omg I so scared I reached 1k and challenge my brother (he taught me) who I'd 1.2k wish me luck

[azure spear]

i´ve won a 1600 (fide elo) when i was 1000

[covert cosmos]

I'd

[slate owl]

you can write the moves down

[gloomy crystal]

yeah

[grim edge]

oooh

[gloomy crystal]

Rip "my ego"
???? - 2023

[grim edge]

as long as it’s recorded

my ego died the moment i entered the gym

[gloomy crystal]

BTW where r u guys from?

[covert cosmos]

my ego died when i saw kirby eat

[grim edge]

🦅

[slate owl]

my alter ego(i have schizophrenia):

[slate owl]

west korea🔥🐈💨

[covert cosmos]

im from mars

[gloomy crystal]

🇻🇳

[covert cosmos]

100%

[tight vine]

🦅

[grim edge]

east korea

[gloomy crystal]

true

[slate owl]

but im kanye west

[covert cosmos]

bye chat

[tight vine]

[gloomy crystal]

who's chat??

[tight vine]

me : )

[peak plank]

Us

Kirby is not referring to anyone in particular

So she uses "chat" to refer to anyone reading

Alright, chat?

[gloomy crystal]

i am joking....

*was

[blissful kestrel]

Anyone wanna play chess?

[slate owl]

[gloomy crystal]

after i am done with my homework

[blissful kestrel]

alrighty

my names versitine when ever ur ready

[sudden cradle]

does someone want to play

I am a noob

[gloomy crystal]

@blissful kestrel there's your match

[sudden cradle]

im confused

[blissful kestrel]

sure send me a challenge

[warped vigil]

my guy is playing on down a queen
💀

[sudden cradle]

it will not let me connect my cc

[cinder sky]

username

[blissful kestrel]

user:versitine

[gloomy crystal]

hi confused

[blissful kestrel]

can we play

[gloomy crystal]

da hell???

[sudden cradle]

roman empire this roman empire that all me knows is memes am i right bois?

[grim edge]

TRUST

[grim edge]

trust

click it

[azure spear]

XD

[gloomy crystal]

nah

[warped vigil]

which is the roman empire?

[cinder sky]

sry, not rapid

[grim edge]

NO ITS A JOKE

WHEN U CLICK IT it scares u

[peak plank]

It wasn't funny

[warped vigil]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

ik sry

[azure spear]

anyone for like a 15+5?

[cinder sky]

not if you have popups blocked

[grim edge]

ITS A JOKE IM SRYn

[warped vigil]

oop double ping sorry

[blissful kestrel]

5 min?

[grim edge]

NO ITS A FAKE WEBSITE

[cinder sky]

im aware

[grim edge]

I JUST CHANGED THE WORLD IN PICK

ONG

WAAAA
A
😦

[cinder sky]

bro didnt even delete the message

[sudden cradle]

@vague bear pls play me in chess

ur funny asf

[warped vigil]

Do we really want to be making nsfw jokes here @grim edge

[cinder sky]

[grim edge]

sry forgive me

i hope i can get of with a warning

[warped vigil]

don't apoligie to me, apoligize to the server mods that will see it 💀

[sudden cradle]

<@&745328830649991179> I am trying to link my chess.com to this discord but when i do it says I am already linked to an account. Yo soy muy confundido

[warped vigil]

dont ping server mods for that I Think

"NSFW, offensive or political avatars/account names are not allowed. Don't impersonate brands, famous personalities or other community members you do not speak for. "

[sudden cradle]

it is a legitimate question

[grim edge]

@narrow dune

[narrow dune]

it’s ok just don’t do it again

[grim edge]

THx

[sudden cradle]

jeffery

[narrow dune]

sup

[grim edge]

i wont

[sudden cradle]

help me pls

[grim edge]

thx

[sudden cradle]

Regarding my question. PLS JEFFERY

[gloomy crystal]

do /profile

[sudden cradle]

Can you help me link my chess account

[narrow dune]

can you try disconnecting here https://www.chess.com/settings/connected-accounts

[weary stag]

how are white girls able to afford starbucks every day

[sudden cradle]

I am not connected to anything on there nor here but when i try to connect it says my discord is already connected to a different chess.co

can you manually do it for me pls @narrow dune

i will give you the name of the account

[warped vigil]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90466162073
this is seriously the most unsatisfying way to break 2000.... opponent just blundered a rook 🤷‍♂️

[worn ice]

1e4_0-1 (2005) vs. StephaneAmyot (1997)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. c4 c5 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. a3 [a6] 5. Rb1 d6 6. b4 Bf5 7. d3 cxb4 8. axb4 g6 9. Nd5 Bg7 10. Bb2 O-O 11. Bxf6 exf6 12. e3 Ne5 13. Nxe5 fxe5 14. e4 Bd7 15. Be2 f5 16. O-O Bc6 17. Nc3 Qh4 18. g3 Qh3 19. b5 axb5 20. cxb5 Bd7 21. Nd5 Ra2 22. Qb3 Rxe2 23. Nf4+ Kh8 24. Nxh3 f4 25. Rbe1 Rxe1 26. Rxe1 Bxh3 27. Qd5 fxg3 28. hxg3 Bg4 29. Qxb7 Bf3 30. Re3 h6 31. Rxf3 Rxf3 32. Qa7 Rxd3 33. b6 d5 34. b7 

[azure spear]

anyone wanna play a 15+5?

[narrow dune]

I can’t manually do it cuz I don’t have access to that stuff, you’ll have to contact chess.com support for that https://support.chess.com/article/346-contact-us

[sudden cradle]

it is so weird

can you give me priviliges to join vc please

[stable mirage]

..

[sudden cradle]

I am not a bot

[gloomy crystal]

do you have a second account or sth??

[sudden cradle]

but I want to play and meet fellow chess enthusiasts @narrow dune

i do have multiple discord accs yes

[gloomy crystal]

check if you are connecting to the correct one.....

[sudden cradle]

i am sir

[gloomy crystal]

u sure?

[sudden cradle]

positive

I will join a vc and share my screen to show u

[gloomy crystal]

try using incognito mode and only login to your chess.com account and this discord account

[narrow dune]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@narrow dune With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[brisk ingot]

Anyone down to study caro theory?

[midnight fjord]

What am I reading

[gloomy crystal]

not really....

[last verge]

what a skill issue

[last verge]

get a job maybe

[blissful kestrel]

gg whoever donutsaregood is

[sudden cradle]

still does not work it is so weird

[last verge]

no caro sucks

[grim edge]

GUYS

HOW DO YOU ABORT ON PC

[sudden cradle]

@narrow dune can i have that trusted role please I am not trying to abuse

I just want to learn and grow in the amazing game of chess

[grim edge]

HELP

[sudden cradle]

and want to learn from people in the vc

[grim edge]

AHHH

[tight vine]

just wait the timer out

[last verge]

you press the button labeled abort

[sudden cradle]

plsssss

help

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sequentially

This is the Chess.com profile of sequentially. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2274 (peak)
Blitz: 1932 (1959 peak)
Bullet: 1907 (2154 peak)

[plain rivet]

hello

[plain rivet]

hi fake FM that i beat

[hollow bay]

My brother won 4-1

[plain rivet]

1 and 1.2 is not a big gap

[hollow bay]

He's been playing longer and I'm just barley able to stay above ;-;

[peak plank]

@last verge you lost to them???

[plain rivet]

is the guy real or fake

[peak plank]

I'm a bot

[plain rivet]

no the duck

this guy

[peak plank]

The duck is.. duck

[plain rivet]

smh

[peak plank]

Duck is duck, but he's not actually 2200

[plain rivet]

is he/her/them wfm

[peak plank]

Even I got a pawn stom against you with queenside play

And no, he's not a W, much less an FM

[last verge]

i dont think so

[plain rivet]

u did

[peak plank]

Ok good

[plain rivet]

im not familiar with nf3 :)

[last verge]

explain how a man gets wfm

[plain rivet]

bro played the caro and i won

he just doesnt remember

[peak plank]

They only identify as a female to FIDE just so they can get the title

[last verge]

gotta commit to the bit

[plain rivet]

real

i identify as a GM

[warped vigil]

this 2000 just allowed smothered mate up a queen

[last verge]

how juicy

[plain rivet]

just like ur mom

[tropic plaza]

[stable mirage]

ara ara

[warped vigil]

2000s really are terrible

[stable mirage]

everyone is terrible

[tropic plaza]

Grrrrrrrrrrrr

[plain rivet]

no furry when

[warped vigil]

yeah but us 2000s really suck

[stable mirage]

hello crow

[warped vigil]

[peak plank]

I've been able to use that SS 4 times today

[stable mirage]

d6 op and g6 sucks

[peak plank]

It's actually amazing

Reti is the highest winrate for 1st move in the opening

Tied..

Tied with the van geet.... @digital phoenix

[stable mirage]

b4 is pretty close behind

[tropic plaza]

Hi siwius

[warped vigil]

so vangeet must be as good as reti?

[stable mirage]

bringing knights to the center is good apparently

[warped vigil]

who knew, following opening principles is good!

[plain rivet]

[warped vigil]

apparently e4 or d4 is an unneccesary pawn move

[plain rivet]

frick principles

[last verge]

no way

[warped vigil]

u can only really ignore principles >2200 imo

or <1400

[plain rivet]

i only castle

[last verge]

u can ignore principles at any level if you know why you can

[plain rivet]

[drowsy crest]

Kings Indian 🗿

[plain rivet]

ur mom

[plain rivet]

why

that shit sucks

[drowsy crest]

Shut up below 1000 elo

[grim edge]

e

[plain rivet]

arent u

[drowsy crest]

Are you that I love kirby guy

[plain rivet]

[grim edge]

no

[drowsy crest]

I am there by choice

[grim edge]

@covert cosmos

[plain rivet]

me too

[plain rivet]

fem boy

[warped vigil]

imo >2200 can, but <2200 usually doesn't know how too, and sub-1400 they don't matter all that much

[drowsy crest]

Prove it

[plain rivet]

why

[unreal cosmos]

wowzers ‼️

[drowsy crest]

Jsjfhf

[unreal cosmos]

literally me 😭

[plain rivet]

L

[last verge]

fair

[grim edge]

sus graph lol

[last verge]

spoioioioioing

[glad wedge]

he watched 1 gotham chess video

[plain rivet]

real

[grim edge]

real

[solid glen]

can somebody rated about 1000 or so play a game with me? I wnna try a new opening with black

[grim edge]

no

https://chess.com/member/big_tonka_t

bald midget 28 yr old "prodigy"

this is a picture of my glorious king big tonka t

😍

[solid glen]

gay

[warped vigil]

prodigy?

[grim edge]

maybe

[solid glen]

https://play.chess.com/UohVd

play d4

[jovial vector]

I know its not quick but I'm still so happy I finally beat my old record I couldn't seem to beat it (:

[grim edge]

new rd update or something?

[solid glen]

https://play.chess.com/aoDY5

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[last verge]

🗿

[warped vigil]

no

[plain rivet]

are u that guy

[rain igloo]

hello

[grim edge]

tyler1

e

the fact that im shorter then him

[rain igloo]

e

[jovial vector]

Im shorter than him too

[jovial jetty]

has anyone ever had problems with trying to recover their chess.com account??

[grim edge]

no

[jovial jetty]

i change my password

confirm it

and when i try and log it it says its wrong

[grim edge]

should i do it

[jovial jetty]

and then i try and sign in with google and it tells me that i cant because theres an account with that google account already

[drowsy lodge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/91630759?tab=analysis can someone review this

[worn ice]

oMrBean (734) vs. Martin-BOT (250)

Move List

1. h4 h5 2. g4 hxg4 3. f4 d6 4. e4 Qd7 5. d4 Na6 6. c4 [Qc6] 7. b4 Qb6 8. a4 c6 9. b5 Rh7 10. bxa6 Qc7 11. axb7 Rb8 12. bxc8=Q+ Qxc8 13. d5 Rh5 14. dxc6 Qxc6 15. Be2 Kd8 16. Bxg4 Rh8 17. Qd5 a6 18. Qxc6 Rh7 19. Qxa6 Kc7 20. Qa7+ Kd8 21. Qxb8# 

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90032332419

[worn ice]

f1ame_hart (2855) vs. Spammer (1946)

Move List

1. Nf3 a5 2. g3 a4 3. Bg2 a3 4. O-O axb2 5. Bxb2 Ra3 6. Bc3 Rxa2 7. Bb4 Rxa1 8. Bxe7 Rxb1 9. e4 Rxd1 10. Rxd1 Qxe7 11. Re1 Qc5 12. Nd4 Qxd4 13. c3 Qxf2+ 14. Kxf2 Bc5+ 15. Ke2 Bf2 16. Kd1 Nf6 17. Rf1 Ng4 18. Rxf2 Nxf2+ 19. Ke2 Ng4 20. Kf3 Nxh2+ 21. Kf2 Ng4+ 22. Kf3 h5 23. Kf4 Rh6 24. Bf3 Rg6 25. Kf5 Rf6+ 26. Kg5 d6 27. Kh4 Bf5 28. Bxg4 [Bg6] 

[grim edge]

i beat this guy

[rain igloo]

where is the media section

[grim edge]

!trust

e

[rain igloo]

?

[grim edge]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@grim edge With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[grim edge]

@rain igloo

[rain igloo]

oh ok

so i need to be a member for a week straight

and talk here

for 5 days straight

[mystic stream]

👍

[rain igloo]

good

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-anime-girl-uwu-anime-cat-girl-gif-23139995

[rain igloo]

xD

im here to just improve my play style

[viscid jacinth]

Why

Why did you felt the need to send that

[minor gazelle]

you should go to improvement talks @floral mauve will help you

[grim edge]

e

[torpid lintel]

We have nice channel for that!
#1039982616159465595 and #💬〡improvement-talk ask there anything related to improvement in chess. And here #1040028251965358121 Nice advice there.

[viscid jacinth]

And #💬〡chess-talk if you only wanna talk about chess

[torpid lintel]

Hi Ran

[floral mauve]

??

[minor gazelle]

typical_mekatsuke said "I'm here to improve my play style" and you're quite a helpful person I go pass 1200 cuz you

[solid glen]

Why is a3 better than c3?

[floral mauve]

Uhh

Well I’m flattered

[peak plank]

c3 blocks the natural development of the knight

[peak plank]

Guess you did a good bit in ask an expert then

[floral mauve]

Well I’m kinda controversial

[minor gazelle]

ok

[floral mauve]

So for someone to outright mention me is quite surprising

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1159232968540303370/image0.gif?ex=653046d5&is=651dd1d5&hm=3c15dcfa8a1ad737127fd6df461a33afbb93c7796cc304a237627c4cfd35323c&

[minor gazelle]

u helped me gain 150 elo it'd be disrespectful to not credit you

[peak plank]

I dont see how thoese two messages relate to ach other but ok

[peak plank]

YOU helped YOU get 150 elo

[blissful kestrel]

does anyone wanna play]

[peak plank]

of course, its good to thank others for helping

and providing suggestions

but its YOU that did the work

Plus, ur higher rated than @floral mauve anyways

[minor gazelle]

nah I was playing randomly when I was 1100 but he helped me to actully know openings and theorys

[minor gazelle]

how high is he I'm 1375

[minor gazelle]

nah

[peak plank]

1205

[peak plank]

also ur 1339 now sadly, ig we all are far from our peak

[drowsy crest]

💀

[minor gazelle]

yeah I've had drops

[minor gazelle]

draw - stalemate

[peak plank]

im about 100 elo from my peak, its okay

[peak plank]

cant be stalemate- white can always go up the d-file

[minor gazelle]

just a joke

[peak plank]

anyone can join- https://play.chess.com/QJsjb 10 minutes unrated

[minor gazelle]

rip

[drowsy crest]

its mate lmao

[peak plank]

trying to get some of the rust off me

[drowsy crest]

no queens

I mean I can mate later i just promoted rooks

[minor gazelle]

it's a joke

[drowsy crest]

i dont understand 1200 elo humour

[nova verge]

heyo!

[minor gazelle]

same

[peak plank]

idk

NAHHHHH

NONONO

last time that happened, you lost o n game two

ah

I played the reti in a rated rapid game for the first time

(also im back to 2k rapid)

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90448153165with 92% accuracy... guy kinda just got killed

[worn ice]

Wins (1992) vs. Craphttt (1965)

Move List

1. Nf3 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e3 b5 4. a4 a6 5. axb5 Bb7 6. Bxc4 Nf6 7. bxa6 Bxa6 8. Bxa6 Rxa6 9. Rxa6 Nxa6 10. Qa4+ Qd7 11. Qxa6 e6 12. Qa8+ Ke7 13. Ne5 Qd6 14. f4 Ne4 15. b3 f6 16. Ba3 c5 17. Qb7+ Kd8 18. Nf7+ 

[peak plank]

umm no

im procranating rn I should be studing

anyways ima go study now I got english HW

bye

[hushed shuttle]

me too

I have like 5 thing i need to do by Monday

[solid glen]

Oh true

[nova verge]

heyo!

[rain igloo]

hey

[peak plank]

@covert cosmos We found a match!

[rain igloo]

?

[digital phoenix]

kirby

[rain igloo]

ok

[high seal]

hello chat

[rain igloo]

hello

[shut siren]

Failed. 5 sec passed. 😉

[rain igloo]

dam

[fast shoal]

its joever

the server died then

[rotund glen]

God damn it

[fleet sigil]

wtf 💀

[rotund glen]

That’s what I get for paying a French person

[raven flicker]

hi martin

[deep widget]

that's what you get for not resigning

[hushed shuttle]

no

[fleet sigil]

real men/women dont resign

[hushed shuttle]

i am fake

[rotund glen]

It was a joke game if it wasn’t obvious enough

[toxic valley]

This is why white has advantages for starting first

[rotund glen]

Check out this #chess game: marcup06 vs SirExidy - https://www.chess.com/live/game/90435605889

[worn ice]

marcup06 (1113) vs. SirExidy (701)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[fleet sigil]

i am real

[hushed shuttle]

liar

connect ur acc

[fleet sigil]

i cant

[hushed shuttle]

then ur fake

[fleet sigil]

thats what i get for disabling 5000000+ accounts

[deep widget]

playing a joke game in 30 min instead of 3 min

interesting

[deep widget]

why'd you do that?

[grim edge]

crazy how 30 min is considered rapid

[digital phoenix]

i have 92% resignation rate

[fleet sigil]

so i can create more accounts

[deep widget]

well that doesn't make sense

[digital phoenix]

casually breaking tos

[deep widget]

it's not very hard to keep an account

if you want to take a break, just don't play

[deep widget]

and if you want to smurf, just go to chess24 or lichess

[hushed shuttle]

who care about tos

[deep widget]

camel chess

[glossy radish]

sup chat

[toxic valley]

Who wanna play extra horses variant

[drowsy lodge]

thats winning for white

[high seal]

how's everyone doing ?

[drowsy lodge]

idk u qustion m ar k

[blazing pollen]

Hey

What's the best chess book for like 1000 elo rated people

[stable mirage]

amateurs mind by Jeremy Silman

[shy helm]

youtube

youtube will teach you better than any book

[blazing pollen]

Can I 🏴‍☠️ it???

[stable mirage]

probably

[blazing pollen]

Bet

I'll find it in a bit

[normal hatch]

Pirated chessable courses go hard

[normal hatch]

Silence 1600

[blazing pollen]

How do i??? (Joke))

[normal hatch]

[void quiver]

is it true 1200 on lichess is like 800 on chess.com

[blazing pollen]

Somewhere around there

[void quiver]

ok thx

[blazing pollen]

I think the equation was .75x+600

Or something similar to that

[stable mirage]

???

[peak plank]

FCO turned out to be a good read for me and attack with mikhal tal definitely improved my play.

[blazing pollen]

FCO?

[stable mirage]

ngl kinda hate fco

[stable mirage]

fundamental chess openings

[peak plank]

It's not really in depth but it gives a handful of options for you to choose

I get that a lot of it can be learnt through YouTube videos though

[blazing pollen]

By who??

[stable mirage]

I guess it would be okay ish for newer players looking for a weapon

[stable mirage]

idk look it up

you should watch uwu sound effect 1 hour

[swift panther]

such a good move

[stable mirage]

beautiful

2x speed for the extra high uwus

[rough dome]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-billy-butcher-a-train-sad-gif-26077834

uwu

uwu

siuuuu

[peak plank]

Why the hell

[turbid quarry]

"i'm so smart, i push this pawn and i open the diagonal for my bishop"

if you take your queen out early, you get 0 respect

game ended here

[stable mirage]

idk this line is kinda funny

[turbid quarry]

nc3?

actually no

queen hangs

[stable mirage]

Nc3 Qxb5 Nxb5 Nxd4 Nfxd4

Kd8

[turbid quarry]

or no

[stable mirage]

anyway the rest of the line isn’t the point

the point is funny early queen moment

[rough dome]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-billy-butcher-a-train-sad-gif-26077834

[grim edge]

Logical.

[stable mirage]

Oreos kinda suck

better than ketchup but still pretty bad

[grim edge]

based

[glossy quarry]

Hey there

[stable mirage]

hi SpongeBob

[glossy quarry]

How is this "excellent" btw

[stable mirage]

dead lost

[grim edge]

rate my cc profile

[digital phoenix]

banned

[grizzled estuary]

game so bad any move you play make it better

[grim edge]

e

https://www.chess.com/member/fromsbird

i beat him 4 times so that makes me better then stockfish

[grizzled estuary]

Bro won against masters

[glossy quarry]

biigg game review

[fickle rampart]

Yes the red crossed out circle means super GM

[grim edge]

real

can i cheat against bots and players

[grizzled estuary]

When too much skill is an issue

[grim edge]

i have beaten a NM before

[fickle rampart]

Of course not

[fickle rampart]

😈

[grim edge]

WOW UR PROMOTING ME TO CHEAT

[stable mirage]

edit

[grim edge]

IM GUNA REPORT U (btw joke dont take this sedriously)

[fickle rampart]

Against bots it’s fine cuz they are offline

[grizzled estuary]

🇱

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-cat-kitten-hitting-angry-gif-21302286

i outplayed stockfish

[fickle rampart]

Mods won’t see anything

[grim edge]

how do i get custom themes?

verify the corresponding email associated with your chesscom account

then what

[lament arch]

i want to learn chess is there someone out there thats willing to destroy me a few games so i can get a brief idea how to play??

[grim edge]

settings > themes > Background > custom upload

[stable mirage]

stockfish throwing on purpose

[lament arch]

ohhh ok

[grim edge]

i am better then stockfish 100%

[lament arch]

what app is that?

[grim edge]

https://chess.com

[hasty iris]

☠️

[grizzled estuary]

Human calculator

[grim edge]

well you see

i have beaten a 2800 before

[digital phoenix]

i have lost to a 1900 before

[lament arch]

i can play against ding liren as a bot... what?

[fickle rampart]

Duolingo app

[grizzled estuary]

These 10 second games 💀

[digital phoenix]

not accurate

[fickle rampart]

Yes see if you can beat him

[lament arch]

is it super good tho???

[lament arch]

oki

[grizzled estuary]

I just lost to 400 guest after playing nimbo shit defense

[fickle rampart]

Yes he’s the current world champion

[grim edge]

ill send the game gif so you guys can see how i took down a 2800! in hyper bullet

[lament arch]

uh oh

[grim edge]

im black

[drowsy lodge]

legit af

[fickle rampart]

White hung a few pieces

[grim edge]

im 6000 elo

[fickle rampart]

😱

[grizzled estuary]

Digital tumours awareness

[grim edge]

stockfish 11 thinks i played like a 2000

in that game

everyone! congratulate me! this is my greatest achievement! 2k bullet!

[grizzled estuary]

Chesscom monologuer

[main frigate]

this is why i cant take bullet games seriously

[grizzled estuary]

bullshet games

[grim edge]

kostyakornienko hit 3350 in bullet

[main frigate]

fr

[grizzled estuary]

10s is a joke

[lofty oracle]

2000 is a beginner

[grizzled estuary]

i am 400 bullet hwat am i

[lofty oracle]

You dont exists

[drowsy lodge]

do you want a noble prize for 4 digts on a screen

[rotund field]

Friends #2

[grim edge]

best hyper bullet player on chess.com + hes the reason we need a seperate category for hyperbullet

[drowsy lodge]

huh

[drowsy lodge]

wait who is he

[viscid jacinth]

Whae

[grim edge]

leaderboards arent updating

hes the best hyper bullet player on chess.com

he plays 10sec-28sec

[main frigate]

pretty much same to me. flagging game

[grim edge]

his previous username was kostyakornienko

a cheater stole his name i think

[grizzled estuary]

facts

[grim edge]

most legit player on chess.com:

[drowsy lodge]

hes fide is 2000

[grizzled estuary]

holy shat this cheater is good

[grim edge]

no

[tropic plaza]

Shit

[last willow]

anyone wanna play

[grim edge]

sure

let me send a link sir

https://play.chess.com/MTe2F

[lofty oracle]

Only loser has play hyperbullet

[lofty oracle]

Bullet chess is a more fun

[nimble niche]

just be like me, only able to win bullet by position

[lofty oracle]

I will destroys everyone here in bullet

[grim edge]

who did i play

[lofty oracle]

I dont plays online

[last willow]

bruuuuuh what is 10 sec 😭😂

[lofty oracle]

But if you want play with me you need to send link of lichess

I want to show im best whole world

[grim edge]

it made me friend you for some reason

[lofty oracle]

i dont has account

I dont know how to make one XD

1780 near

[last willow]

u dont wanna be my friend?

[nimble niche]

least obvious attention seeker in cc discord

[last willow]

😭😭😭

[grim edge]

e

[lofty oracle]

I will beat you without haha

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> victorious4ever

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2219 (2271 peak)
Blitz: 2206 (peak)
Bullet: 2301 (2316 peak)

[lofty oracle]

Send me link and we will see for ourselve

[grim edge]

that profile is familiar

[lofty oracle]

I didnt just join

I am now months in this server

[grim edge]

e

[lofty oracle]

Yes that why you never shares your account

[grim edge]

maybe

[drowsy crest]

any of you got chess.com diamond?

[hasty iris]

Ye

[lofty oracle]

I dont wants to connect

[drowsy crest]

jai shree ram https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90480510315?tab=review

[worn ice]

ItsMeExpert (969) vs. Dishanth0411 (985)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 a6 4. Bxc6 dxc6 5. O-O Nh6 6. Re1 Qf6 7. d3 Qg6 8. Nxe5 Qd6 9. Bf4 Qf6 10. Qf3 Be6 11. d4 Bd6 12. Nd2 Bxe5 13. dxe5 Qg6 14. Bxh6 Qxh6 15. Qd3 Qf4 16. g3 Qxe5 17. Nc4 Bxc4 18. Qxc4 Qxb2 19. Rad1 O-O 20. e5 Rad8 21. Rxd8 Rxd8 22. e6 b5 23. e7 Re8 24. Qxc6 Qxa2 25. Qxe8# 

[drowsy crest]

trash game but i think i playedd 3 great moves

[hasty iris]

Bro is scared of some 1700s prepping for him

[drowsy crest]

auight

[lofty oracle]

1700 is a no joke fide

you cant even reaches that online

and i also plays very high rating players and they are insane with a preparation

[hasty iris]

I have gm friends you don't impress me and yes I can reach 1700 online

[lofty oracle]

Where you lives?

[grim edge]

chat gpt casually giving me 100%s

[drowsy crest]

am I good now 💀

[lofty oracle]

Ok then lets play and i will destroys you

[drowsy crest]

american indian?

[hasty iris]

You will be prepped against when you get higher rating anyways. So might as well get used to it now and learn to adapt and go into sidelines

[lofty oracle]

Sends me lichess link works without account

[slate owl]

bro had to ping me

[drowsy crest]

it is what it is

[lofty oracle]

Yes I knows a bit of sideline

[drowsy crest]

what accent do you have

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-close-meme-funny-cat-gif-21660638

[slate owl]

i sent that message yesterday

[drowsy crest]

I achieved it today

[lofty oracle]

Let us play

[drowsy crest]

Hello I am alex from microsoft

[abstract mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/who-pinged-me-ping-tudou-mr-potato-cat-gif-22762448

[lofty oracle]

Send a link

[hasty iris]

Tell your openings to your opponents before the games. Psychological advantage

[lofty oracle]

No I cant do that

[drowsy crest]

avg lichess enthusiast

[lofty oracle]

Sorry just send me link

[hasty iris]

?

[grim edge]

all of my prep is in my bot games EEEEE

[lofty oracle]

wrong ping haha

i never opens lichess website whole life just people send link and i clicks

[hasty iris]

Bro wants me to send link for something idk what

I just told him to tell his opponents his openings

[lofty oracle]

I meant to pings him

You can always a send in dms

[cunning urchin]

Ohwow 🤓

[lofty oracle]

Just sends me link how hard it get

[lofty oracle]

You also scared like others I thinks

[hasty iris]

@lofty oracle you lost last time you played do you remember

[cunning urchin]

Anyone wanna play some shogi

[lofty oracle]

I didnt loses to nobody, carbon hacker he got ban

I am in here for 3 month now

[cunning urchin]

Ohwow😕

[lofty oracle]

And yes everyone who has play me knows im real legit player

[warm hedge]

i dont think he cheats btw

[lofty oracle]

So quit act and let us play chess

[cunning urchin]

Legendssometimesdie

[hasty iris]

Yes he got first in my tournament then got banned

[lofty oracle]

I dont cares

If ban then ban

[hasty iris]

He appealed?

[stable mirage]

you lost to me

using the bongcloud

[lofty oracle]

Time pressures i was winner

[drowsy crest]

NUH UH

[lofty oracle]

You is just better with a time trouble

[hasty iris]

My FM friend was watching him play in my tournament and he said that he doesn't know chess at all and was sus

[lofty oracle]

I was winner in the end up a pawn also i could have win easy

[drowsy crest]

I cant understand if he is making those grammatical errors on purpose or thats just how he is

[warm hedge]

oh yea ofc

[hasty iris]

He closed queenside in french. No 2100 does that

[shrewd lily]

Good morning, high rated folks

[zinc cape]

всем привет! hi all

[lofty oracle]

Just plays with me and let us see who win

[drowsy crest]

morning higher rated folk

[lofty oracle]

Hahha thank

Ok so who is next

[drowsy crest]

bro is he doing this on purpose

💀

[lofty oracle]

@stable mirage let us play

Lets see who win

[drowsy crest]

play me

[stable mirage]

closing queenside and then castling there is funny

[stable mirage]

not now

[lofty oracle]

Not of my skill everybody here hahhaa

[drowsy crest]

;-;

i mean, sure ig

[hasty iris]

@grim edge seems to believe he is legit 2100 fide idk

[shrewd lily]

Alright, just wanted to ask for your opinion, what do you play after d4, d5, c4 as white?

[drowsy crest]

whatever chuck norris tells me to play

[lofty oracle]

I recently learns benoni and I also play slav and semi slav

[drowsy crest]

chuck norris tells stockfish that he made a blunder

[shrewd lily]

What should be good for teaching it, but technically can be even bad.

[hasty iris]

It's black's turn

[drowsy crest]

🗿

[last willow]

benoni is fun

[lofty oracle]

Is just a horse movement XD

[shrewd lily]

Oh yes, I'm sorry, if black continues e6?

[lofty oracle]

If bishop get actives you wins

[last willow]

e4

[hasty iris]

Nc3

[pastel phoenix]

Is 17 moves 94 accuracy sus?

[digital phoenix]

howd u know

he can be a good player cheating

[shrewd lily]

If you know theory, then maybe no

Btw, yes, it's looks sus

[pastel phoenix]

For a 770

[shrewd lily]

Extremely sus

[zinc cape]

hay

[shrewd lily]

Hello

[pastel phoenix]

Let me dm you the game

[shrewd lily]

Okay, I'll see)

[pastel phoenix]

On web it says 93

[last willow]

@pastel phoenix send game here

[pastel phoenix]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90481723939?tab=review

[worn ice]

Lennartzp (790) vs. DL0727 (779)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d3 Bc5 4. Nc3 Nf6 5. Be2 O-O 6. O-O d5 7. exd5 Nxd5 8. Bd2 Bg4 9. Nxd5 Qxd5 10. Nxe5 Bxe2 11. Qxe2 Nxe5 12. c4 Qd6 13. Bc3 Bd4 14. Rfe1 Rae8 15. Bxd4 Qxd4 16. Qe4 Qxb2 17. Qxb7 Qxb7 

[charred surge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rook-gothamchess-levy-rozamn-levy-rozman-gif-27538319

[last willow]

@pastel phoenix black or white

[pastel phoenix]

I’m playing as black

[shrewd lily]

That's okay, because theory you learnt, then opponent just blundered

[pastel phoenix]

It went off theory on move 3

[shrewd lily]

But see at E.R., its still 1500

Look*

[pastel phoenix]

And I was the one who went off

[shrewd lily]

Those moves was still in theory, you just don't knew them

[pastel phoenix]

No

[slate owl]

touching grass rn

[pastel phoenix]

It said good move

[last willow]

idk doesnt seem sus, opening was kinda normal develop moves

[pastel phoenix]

Not book

[shrewd lily]

By the way, it was pretty decent

[digital phoenix]

not all openings are book

[placid leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/water-cat-cat-cat-drink-drink-water-gif-20523635

[hasty iris]

Most are not. Even in known theory lines

Book moves are coded oddly

[digital phoenix]

like g6 h5

i am offended that h5 isnt a book move

[shrewd lily]

g6??

Playing g6 like, uhh...

[hasty iris]

Even in theory ruy lines it sometimes gives you best move then after goes back to book. Makes no sense 😭

[restive storm]

I love it when my opponent plays an Italian opening and they castle with h3 before I castle and then I launch an attack with h6 g5 and they get destroyed

[restive storm]

Ruy Lopez transposition moment

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kaykie Oppa (nice)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1425 (peak)
Blitz: 821 (peak)
Bullet: 844 (peak)

[shrewd lily]

Learn endings, not the opening theory

[pastel phoenix]

If someone below 1000 rated beat a 2000, is it sus

[digital phoenix]

yes

shit g3 h5

[shrewd lily]

Extremely sussy

[restive storm]

Yeah getting the basic theoretical pawn and rook endgames are really important

[last willow]

even if theyre not book theyre still pretty common moves in the opening, develop moves,

[digital phoenix]

not sure if g6 h5 in pirc would be book

[pastel phoenix]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/77381029805?tab=review

[worn ice]

Jclaus69 (2375) vs. DL0727 (856)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 5. Nxc6 dxc6 6. Be3 Qxd1+ 7. Kxd1 Bxe3 8. fxe3 Bg4+ 9. Be2 Bxe2+ 10. Kxe2 O-O-O 11. Nc3 Nf6 12. Rad1 Rxd1 13. Kxd1 Rd8+ 14. Ke1 b6 15. Ke2 c5 16. Rd1 Rxd1 17. Kxd1 a5 18. e5 Ng4 19. h3 Nxe3+ 20. Kd2 Nxg2 21. Ne2 f6 22. exf6 gxf6 23. c3 Kd7 24. a3 Ke6 25. b4 cxb4 26. cxb4 axb4 27. axb4 b5 

[shrewd lily]

Yeah, even some of 1400-1600 rated folks don't know how to win/draw with simple pawn

[grim edge]

in chess clubs do they have rapid with like the clicky clock thing irl?

ruy lopez = draw

[digital phoenix]

chess clocks?

clcky clock

[grim edge]

lmao

[grim edge]

yeh those

[pastel phoenix]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/77381029805?tab=review

[worn ice]

Jclaus69 (2375) vs. DL0727 (856)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 exd4 4. Nxd4 Bc5 5. Nxc6 dxc6 6. Be3 Qxd1+ 7. Kxd1 Bxe3 8. fxe3 Bg4+ 9. Be2 Bxe2+ 10. Kxe2 O-O-O 11. Nc3 Nf6 12. Rad1 Rxd1 13. Kxd1 Rd8+ 14. Ke1 b6 15. Ke2 c5 16. Rd1 Rxd1 17. Kxd1 a5 18. e5 Ng4 19. h3 Nxe3+ 20. Kd2 Nxg2 21. Ne2 f6 22. exf6 gxf6 23. c3 Kd7 24. a3 Ke6 25. b4 cxb4 26. cxb4 axb4 27. axb4 b5 

[shrewd lily]

2000 guy was drunk

[pastel phoenix]

Bro is 2300 and lost to a 800💀

[pastel phoenix]

How so?

[shrewd lily]

Really, he can't be so stupid

[grim edge]

like do they only have that or do they have chill chess games where there isnt a time limit or anything

[shrewd lily]

Estimated, you have 5% chance to win person who 400 rating higher than you

[pastel phoenix]

Why is this bad?

[shrewd lily]

I see

[shrewd lily]

Rxd Nxd, Nxe
OR
Rxd Kxd, Ng4 forking two pawns

[restive storm]

• knowing how to win those endgames makes the late middlegame so much easier as you’ll know when and when to not trade

[shrewd lily]

Yeah, that's what anyone under 1600 have to learn, but nobody does

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[shrewd lily]

Okay, I'll assume that you're ~1400 rated

[digital phoenix]

what is this half notation shit

[shrewd lily]

Just play more

[void quiver]

what stockfish level is around 1000

[restive storm]

Shaking my head

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[pastel phoenix]

5/44 wins

[grim edge]

dead

fraudojo

[digital phoenix]

i would like to point out majority of this server are beginners

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grim edge]

gojover

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-rip-gojo-dead-satorou-gojo-satorou-gojo-gif-14980512591692681384

[last willow]

if the person is tryharding yeah
But in my Experience lot of higher rated ppl when facing lower rated dont take game seriously

[restive storm]

Yeah that’s a reason

[shrewd lily]

Yea

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[restive storm]

💀

[grim edge]

💀

[shrewd lily]

If they play for fun, huh)

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grim edge]

whats wrong with it

[shrewd lily]

Seriously?

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[digital phoenix]

based frfr

[grim edge]

fr

[drowsy crest]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90481798269 can anyone review this uwu

[worn ice]

ItsMeExpert (978) vs. nict4n (980)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[digital phoenix]

too long how fun

[coral hatch]

What's up chess nerds?

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[coral hatch]

Another day, another win.

Hi Gojo. Where from?

[drowsy crest]

extremely 93 moves 💀

I promoted all my pawns to rooks

[tropic plaza]

Whos joe

[drowsy crest]

and danced

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[drowsy crest]

I am from joe

[coral hatch]

I'm from India.

[drowsy crest]

AYO JOE

[shrewd lily]

I'm 6'1, btw who I am as stereotypes, greatest basketball player of my school?

[coral hatch]

You're my son, Fobby. He he.

[acoustic token]

How is this not brilliant

[coral hatch]

I always wanted a son.

But my wife gave me two daughters.

[grim edge]

im better then stockfish

[drowsy crest]

💀

[tropic plaza]

Just a question, are you really 5’2 as 17y/o?

[grim edge]

yes

thats my autobiography frfr

[shrewd lily]

What was best move?

[tropic plaza]

Are you a girl?

[grim edge]

DAWMMN

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[acoustic token]

Bc if he takes mate in 6

[grim edge]

no lmao

[tropic plaza]

Oh alr thanks

[shrewd lily]

Look at the best move, there was one

[acoustic token]

Best move was pawn d5

How doe

[shrewd lily]

So if he not takes

Look further

[pastel phoenix]

How is this brilliant?

[drowsy crest]

if the king takes then pawn b7

and the promotion is inevitable

[pastel phoenix]

Ik, I’m replying to @acoustic token saying why his move isn’t brilliant

[drowsy crest]

oh

[acoustic token]

I see

[shrewd lily]

Wth

[proven thunder]

bishop on f5: you underestimate my power

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)

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Rapid: 978 (peak)
Blitz: 476 (673 peak)
Bullet: 663 (669 peak)

[acoustic token]

But bro shouldnt that be the best move or at least a brilliant

[pastel phoenix]

That brilliant was not even the best move

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)

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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 978 (peak)
Blitz: 476 (673 peak)
Bullet: 663 (669 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 978 (peak)
Blitz: 476 (673 peak)
Bullet: 663 (669 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 978 (peak)
Blitz: 476 (673 peak)
Bullet: 663 (669 peak)

[acoustic token]

Idk how I a 900 saw mate in 6

[pastel phoenix]

Lol yea

[drowsy crest]

It wont let me go

[shrewd lily]

Oh shit🇪🇺🇪🇺

[drowsy crest]

i saw mate in 18 (900)

[acoustic token]

Bro ladder mated ☠️☠️🗣🗣🔥🔥

[drowsy crest]

proudest I have even been

[drowsy crest]

close

Should I go 1000?

so long 900 elo

😔 I will miss my 3 digits

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Emi A (spammer)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Emi A (spammer)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1602 (1708 peak)
Blitz: 1812 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 2005 (2257 peak)

[acoustic token]

900 is ass

[shrewd lily]

Yea

[acoustic token]

I should be 1600 but i cbf grindin

[shrewd lily]

1700 is ass too

[drowsy crest]

i should be 200000000 I just dont have enough time

[acoustic token]

90 accuracy avr

[shrewd lily]

Only >2000 makes sense

[shrewd lily]

Accuracy is shit, look at estimated rating

[digital phoenix]

that is also shit

[acoustic token]

Ye im estimated 1450 bc thats the max estimated for 900

[drowsy crest]

if everything is shit then what is not shit

[drowsy crest]

same lmao

[digital phoenix]

actual rating

[shrewd lily]

From time to time ye

[digital phoenix]

and ur accuracy is nowhere near 90 @acoustic token

[pastel phoenix]

No

[acoustic token]

I played a 100 accuracy once and it still said 1450

[pastel phoenix]

I ever got estimated 2k+

[drowsy crest]

fried liver 💀

[digital phoenix]

100 accuracy is the most pointless flex probably only like 10 moves

[drowsy crest]

carlsen played 22 moves with 100 acc

[flint fox]

Bro i thought i got banned when i couldnt find the server

[digital phoenix]

yeah thats him ur 500

[little elm]

estimated rating makes no sense

[drowsy crest]

no I am fobby bischer

[little elm]

its mostly based on actual rating

[drowsy crest]

edited as html 💀

[pastel phoenix]

No, I’m white and my rating then is 824

[acoustic token]

How bad does ur opponent have to be to get that

[little elm]

if i got 2250 performance in bullet i would have had to play very badly

had this once

[drowsy crest]

I am mentally exhausted but I promised I would hit 1000 today can anyone get 10 elo using my account?

[little elm]

but it means nothing

[acoustic token]

Who tf bro versin magnus ☠️☠️

[drowsy crest]

can you tell me the best opening as white in your elo

[pastel phoenix]

<@&745328830649991179>

[acoustic token]

I play d4, Bb2

[drowsy crest]

jk 💀

llmao

why wouldw I give my account to a random stranger

[pastel phoenix]

You could always change the password

[drowsy crest]

they can too after I give em my account yk

not so brilliant kurie now are you

[acoustic token]

W opening i call it the fianchetto bishops

[pastel phoenix]

Yea but the forgot password button?

[pastel phoenix]

Obviously

[worthy pine]

i just played french defense and italian for my school chess tournament and ended up winning 4 out of 5 matches

[acoustic token]

Fianchetto Bishop openin

[coral quartz]

What you guys think about Nimzo Larsen?

[drowsy crest]

can you beat stockfish if most of your moves are brilliants

[acoustic token]

I came up with this openin i believe

[acoustic token]

Prollt not if he counter brilliant

[drowsy crest]

I once made my opening it looked like reversed caro kann with white

then it turned out to be philidor i think 💀

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-anime-girl-uwu-anime-cat-girl-gif-23139995

[acoustic token]

☠️☠️

[pastel phoenix]

People actually do that

[drowsy crest]

what does that acheive

[pastel phoenix]

A ban

[drowsy crest]

💀

bro turned from brilliant to autistic

[pastel phoenix]

I’m both

I’m showing my other side

[drowsy crest]

are you above 1000 cuz one game with you might get me to 1000 🤔

[pastel phoenix]

No

I’m 800+ in rapid

[drowsy crest]

oh wait yeah

I was spectating you yesterday

[pastel phoenix]

What’s ur rating now

[drowsy crest]

against someone playing king's indian

970

[pastel phoenix]

And that 600 blundered his queen

[drowsy crest]

i somehow remember exactly how the game went

[drowsy crest]

yes he/she countered bishop with queen

[pastel phoenix]

Huh?

[drowsy crest]

so it was qf4 and bxf4

[digital phoenix]

just assume everyone is a he until told otherwise

[pastel phoenix]

It was bishop takes queen when my opponent checked with his queen

[drowsy crest]

thats what I do but her profile had something which made it seem like it was a female

otherwise I even call females a "he"

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[sudden venture]

magnus carlsen's godfather

[drowsy crest]

thats what I said lmao