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#💬〡general-off-topic
grim edge
bright prairie
Wp
peak plank
yep ggs
grim edge
@peak plank play me
coral hatch
All the world's conflicts can be solved by a game of chess.
compact mantle
Pixel out here doing side quests
coral hatch
Chess can help with world peace if the world leaders fought on a chessboard than actual battlefield.
compact mantle
That wouldn’t be so smart would it
coral hatch
Chessmen will die instead of real men.
compact mantle
Imagine having your whole country colonized bc your leader sucks at chess
cloud garnet
Chess can help with world peace if the world leaders fought on a chessboard than...
Magnus will rule the world
compact mantle
Magnus will rule the world
Magnus would be elected king of norway
coral hatch
We'll send Pragg and Vishwanathan to play.
peak plank
Chess can help with world peace if the world leaders fought on a chessboard than...
but we all know the politicians cheat
lean owl
boreal coyote
fr
lean owl
average Samsung user
toxic lintel
coral hatch
Cheesy sussy?? What's that?
grim edge
Cheesy sussy?? What's that?
dick cheese
fathom reef
how did chat go from chess to global conflict
quaint phoenix
no idea
coral hatch
Both are synonymous.
upbeat viper
no politics in chat
last willow
gimie a sec idk if my opponent will reconenct or not
oookk
coral hatch
Okay. Let me turn off the part of my brain that gets interested in current affairs.
Beep boop beep.
Now it's off. Chess chess chess chess chess.
supple imp
@upbeat viper how long does it take for cc support to answer
upbeat viper
<@315556428775555072> how long does it take for cc support to answer
2 days
midnight fjord
CHAT
upbeat viper
(remove the weekends in your calculations)
fierce sluice
Delete chess.com
I deleted my account, thanks
midnight fjord
cringe elliot
Shut up mister top 10k
fathom reef
no politics in chat
liberalism
coral hatch
@midnight fjord i DON'T KNOW
upbeat viper
Shut up mister top 10k
😼
coral hatch
Don't show me that ugly man with one tooth meme. It irrates me a lot.
midnight fjord
I'm ~270 in France
On chesscom
midnight fjord
<@713423516963176498> i DON'T KNOW
You need to do a DISCOVERY CHECKMATE
SO THAT THE KING IS THE LAST MOVE
SMART
compact mantle
I recently had my first castles checkmate
fathom reef
i connected
upbeat viper
supple imp
@upbeat viper can you go to cc headquarters and answer my email for them
upbeat viper
new fwend J-j-j-j-j-j-ospem
coral hatch
@midnight fjordWhy the big font? Were you ignored as a child and now you're seeking attention?
upbeat viper
<@315556428775555072> can you go to cc headquarters and answer my email for them
there's no HQ
midnight fjord
<@713423516963176498>Why the big font? Were you ignored as a child and now you'r...
That’s funny ngl
upbeat viper
he's still a child ngl
supple imp
there's no HQ
Don't all villains need a hq though
upbeat viper
👀
upbeat viper
Don't all villains need a hq though
but CC ain't villains
coral hatch
@upbeat viper How old is he?
grim edge
bruh I just lost a game
midnight fjord
<@315556428775555072> can you go to cc headquarters and answer my email for them
Nah he can’t. HQ is reserved for admins + and staff
supple imp
but CC ain't villains
They definitely are
midnight fjord
Nah he can’t. HQ is reserved for admins + and staff
He’s only mod ngl
coral hatch
18??? That's an adult. I already killed three men when I was 14. Grow up man.
midnight fjord
supple imp
@upbeat viper can you apply for a job at cc support so you can answer my email
grim edge
@peak plank gg
upbeat viper
<@315556428775555072> can you apply for a job at cc support so you can answer my...
be patient
supple imp
<:bastouSinge:1006610126263824416> be patient
It's been 6 full days 
upbeat viper
It's been 6 full days <:BRUHNOOO:1078430534520283256>
oh.
what was it about ?
what's your username
supple imp
Creating an alt account
upbeat viper
aaah
midnight fjord
Creating an alt account
Nug uh
upbeat viper
that takes more time ig
supple imp
I'll go there and do their jobs for them
I got so impatient I already created the alt and played 16 games
midnight fjord
Wdym nuh uh?
Alt accounts are only allowed for staff streamers and titled players
stable jungleBOT
fill up the form 
https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts
upbeat viper
chill with the caps 
supple imp
Alt accounts are only allowed for staff streamers and titled players
Almost gave me a heart attack mate
midnight fjord
Almost gave me a heart attack mate
Rules changed
fathom reef
literally me:
fathom reef
my reaction to that information
shoebill status
burnt fox
wicked nest
did the anime get another season cuz i swear i never seen this scene before
wicked nest
peak plank
gg
worn iceBOT
Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2046 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)
grim edge
ahh flex
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1889 (peak)
Blitz: 1480 (1560 peak)
Bullet: 1652 (1838 peak)
Name: Jason Mcgregor (theonlyjim)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 513 (566 peak)
Blitz: 100
Bullet: 217
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 592 (616 peak)
Blitz: 383 (686 peak)
grim edge
ah there we go
lean owl
CHAT
Chill out bro my elo is 800 on my real account
This is my other account
Im not smurfing
Im reverse smurfing
Are u acc 2880?
grim edge
Are u acc 2880?
He's a IM
peak plank
Chill out bro my elo is 800 on my real account
whats ur real account name
lean owl
whats ur real account name
Ismurf0
grim edge
hoe long did it take
a few years
lean owl
I wanna be 2k one day
grim edge
i play chess for fun
lean owl
wdym we talked about this before btw
Its not the first time i have this conv w you
im playing with people my skill level
rather than making 800s struggle against me?
raven flicker
🦁🦁
fathom reef
i play chess for fun
i play chess to compete with my friend
not doin so great currently
grim edge
maybe ill make a account with 100 elo and troll kids
fathom reef
maybe ill make a account with 100 elo and troll kids
not if i do it first
grim edge
not if i do it first
Whats your rating?
fathom reef
i might just let them win as soon as im about to win lmfao
lean owl
maybe ill make a account with 100 elo and troll kids
They take 5 centuries to make a move
fathom reef
Whats your rating?
500...
lean owl
Youll just waste ur time they do not care
fathom reef
im gonna go do the 100 elo thing and just resign as soon as i win
lean owl
Theyre 200 what do they have to lose
peak plank
Its not the first time i have this conv w you
okay, but is it approved. I mean, the alt
fathom reef
damn
lean owl
okay, but is it approved. I mean, the alt
i dont have any alts
versed remnant
Hu
lean owl
okay, but is it approved. I mean, the alt
Listen my real account is 800 i made another account to play against 1200s
peak plank
i dont have any alts
"i_smurf_ur_elo1" is approved?
lean owl
i dont use it tbh
peak plank
but it is your alt
lean owl
It was my old acc when i used to play for fun
peak plank
yet sitll ur alt.
versed remnant
Yes
peak plank
!alt, fill out the form
stable jungleBOT
fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts
lean owl
Yes
peak plank
even if you dont use it, just fill it out and youll be fine
lean owl
r u sure
peak plank
yeah
worn iceBOT
Name: Tawfiq Khalilieh (realtawfiq)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1400 (peak)
Blitz: 1313 (1387 peak)
Bullet: 1501 (peak)
grim edge
Hi chat
little saddle
a
worn iceBOT
Name: Who knows (theshacootp)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 605 (639 peak)
Blitz: 337 (548 peak)
Bullet: 418 (893 peak)
jovial tiger
a
little saddle
L account
worn iceBOT
Name: Khalil Agrebi (khalilagrebi)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 725 (758 peak)
Blitz: 440 (493 peak)
Bullet: 513 (496 peak)
willow niche
SUP!
hushed shuttle
no buying membership is bad
peak plank
look! I didnt hang my knight this time 😄 @upbeat viper
little saddle
wanna play ?
ım bad
little saddle
okey then
upbeat viper
look! I didnt hang my knight this time 😄 <@315556428775555072>
kekw
little saddle
bullet 1 | 0
little saddle
willow niche
💀
hushed shuttle
wha
grim edge
Who's Gay?
hushed shuttle
playing chess
willow niche
the idiot of the day is 🔽
little saddle
the idiot of the day is 🔽
.
willow niche
oh
little saddle
get countered
willow niche
that backfired
grim edge
the idiot of the day is 🔽
willow niche
me!111111111111
little saddle
me!111111111111
little saddle
so you are both idiots
dude i pinged him so hes message was between hes messages and my message
and that backfired to him
grim edge
dude i pinged him so hes message was between hes messages and my message
you responded first
willow niche
how?
little saddle
TR
willow niche
wait
lemme guess
i have 4 questions
are you from north america?
JESUS STOP REACTING
anyway
i am feeling rly happy
grim edge
ok
willow niche
now u should ask....
final condor
ffs
final condor
idiot playing queen takes and then immediately lets the queen die
shrewd lily
Good evening
little saddle
Good evening
evening ?
final condor
rip I made a mistake of not playing bf5
little saddle
Good evening
avarage western america experience
willow niche
me too
shrewd lily
avarage western america experience
How stuff in chess going?
little saddle
How stuff in chess going?
same
hybrid swallow
Just hit 1200 woo
shrewd lily
Bad, good, wth
shrewd lily
I'm hitting at 1750/1800 barrier
willow niche
wth
shrewd lily
Just hit 1200 woo
Congrats, blitz rating?
shrewd lily
Not really
willow niche
i do
shrewd lily
I have around 40-50
hybrid swallow
Congrats, blitz rating?
Rapid, had an amazing day
willow niche
........
radiant frost
GG I reached 2000 rating in puzzles
shrewd lily
Rapid, had an amazing day
You're cool, keep it up!
grim edge
i sacrificed......
The Roookkk!!!
willow niche
yesss!!!!!
shrewd lily
People rank up from rapid, I passed from 1100 to 1700 in half of year
hybrid swallow
You're cool, keep it up!
thx 
Had several games with above 1600 in stockfish rating
copper gust
shrewd lily
thx <:chessthowonk:832234509825998879>
Had several games with above 1600 in sto...
Yeah, keep it up!
I think it won't be problem for you to pass 1300 and futher!
hybrid swallow
People rank up from rapid, I passed from 1100 to 1700 in half of year
no, I only have to focus on the board, I have serious adhd which makes it hard
hybrid swallow
shrewd lily
no, I only have to focus on the board, I have serious adhd which makes it hard
Ahh, what is ADHD?
Ima A LITTLE bit misunderstanding
grim edge
uh huh
hybrid swallow
Ahh, what is ADHD?
umm
Lemme put it like this
10 000 thoughts in the head while you can't sit still at all
willow niche
guys
wraith snow
how do i join back
echo seal
What even is @ here
willow niche
how do i put a screnie
willow niche
?
echo seal
radiant frost
how do i put a screnie
!trusted
stable jungleBOT
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willow niche
oh
hybrid swallow
willow niche
so i am dumb
shrewd lily
umm
Lemme put it like this
10 000 thoughts in the head while you can't sit still...
Average 38-41 C⁰ dreams experience?
grim edge
https://tenor.com/view/fox-dance-fox-happy-gif-25202825
Gay is fine but furries are disgusting
delicate mantle
Gay is fine but furries are disgusting
shrewd lily
Gay is fine but furries are disgusting
Furries are okay but gays...
radiant frost
Wtf
grim edge
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/971517242435067998/1086317867122823258/...
is that corn?
radiant frost
Where are you from
grim edge
hey
tall orchid
<@&745328830649991179>
grim edge
<@&745328830649991179>
radiant frost
Read all the points
grim edge
since when
sterile tusk
There are rly still ppl on 1800 playing Englund Gambit 😭
radiant frost
You don't like it?
tall orchid
There are rly still ppl on 1800 playing Englund Gambit 😭
free elo
grim edge
There are rly still ppl on 1800 playing Englund Gambit 😭
ain't no way
worn iceBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/live/90442203959 fr
grim edge
bruh
radiant frost
I opened a guess account in chess.com thinking people will fall for the traps but literally no one does
willow niche
nope i canot
grim edge
There are rly still ppl on 1800 playing Englund Gambit 😭
Tbf you are a filthy d4 player 🤢
grim edge
I opened a guess account in chess.com thinking people will fall for the traps bu...
tiktok is too powerful
tall orchid
Tbf you are a filthy d4 player 🤢
d4 is good
sterile tusk
Tbf you are a filthy d4 player 🤢
whats wrong with d4, i played e4 for 9 month and now changed
and i feel like d4 is better
willow niche
anyway
sterile tusk
more positional i like it
willow niche
i cannto be trusted
grim edge
whats wrong with d4, i played e4 for 9 month and now changed
I want an excuse to bully people
willow niche
SEEE YAAAAAAAAAA
sterile tusk
ohh yea makes sence
radiant frost
Bruh just connect your account
grim edge
I play d4 positions too, but i act like i dont so i can bully people
willow niche
Bruh just connect your account
IDK HOW
radiant frost
SEEE YAAAAAAAAAA
/connect
tall orchid
I play d4 positions too, but i act like i dont so i can bully people
i've been there
obtuse citrus
puzzles
radiant frost
IDK HOW
It will lead you to chess.com and then you just have to sign in there and give permission for discord to access
grim edge
i've been there
Yea, i should bully e4 players tbh
willow niche
wait
normal hatch
Got my first win in the Najdorf 
tall orchid
Yea, i should bully e4 players tbh
you're asking to be bullied if anything 
radiant frost
Got my first win in the Najdorf <:peepony:1151947827816169535>
You joined on 23 Jan but still not connected
grim edge
you're asking to be bullied if anything <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
Ong, i play d4 positions i am a filthy peasant who doesnt like fun
normal hatch
You joined on 23 Jan but still not connected
Great observation
tall orchid
Ong, i play d4 positions i am a filthy peasant who doesnt like fun
if you play the london you get bullied
willow niche
bruh
grim edge
if you play the london you get bullied
Shit, thats the one thing i dont play
tall orchid
if you play qg you're not getting bullied
glass carbon
if you play qg you're not getting bullied
peak plank
reti gambit>
willow niche
i have to talk in 5 diffrent days
radiant frost
Why are chesscom puzzles so easy. I literally reached puzzle rating of 2000 in 2 days
grim edge
reti gambit>
Oh look its my favorite npc with some stupid recommendation
tall orchid
Why are chesscom puzzles so easy. I literally reached puzzle rating of 2000 in 2...
2000 rating isn't that high when it comes to puzzles 
peak plank
Why are chesscom puzzles so easy. I literally reached puzzle rating of 2000 in 2...
maybe its because 2000 rating is low for puzzles
radiant frost
Ok
radiant frost
2000 rating isn't that high when it comes to puzzles <:KEKL:967779938650427442>
What's your rating
glass carbon
What's your rating
shurup
tall orchid
What's your rating
haven't played chess srsly in a while, i was at 2700 puzzles when i was 1600 rapid
radiant frost
Ok
radiant frost
maybe its because 2000 rating is low for puzzles
Wbu
obtuse citrus
lol im 1500 rapid and 2200 puzzles rn
little elm
i never understood the puzzle rating system
tall orchid
pixel is like 3200 i think lol
warped galleon
the new mrbeast video got me depressed
little elm
just made to increase everyone’s rating
warped galleon
lol im 1500 rapid and 2200 puzzles rn
orb
grim edge
lol im 1500 rapid and 2200 puzzles rn
Oh look its my least favorite dutch person
sterile tusk
https://www.chess.com/game/live/90442816119 1800 elo on its best
little elm
and pending puzzles are
peak plank
just made to increase everyone’s rating
fr
wintry scarab
@tall orchid hello bro I want to do recent -3 match game review will you do it please?
peak plank
just make puzzles worth less rating
radiant frost
lol im 1500 rapid and 2200 puzzles rn
I am 700 rapid and reached 2000 puzzles from 800 in just 2 days
tall orchid
<@773666340480876545> hello bro I want to do recent -3 match game review will yo...
ask someone else im playin runescape
grim edge
https://www.chess.com/game/live/90442816119 1800 elo on its best
No mfing way they fell for that 💀
obtuse citrus
get good at rapid when
sterile tusk
No mfing way they fell for that 💀
fr 💀
radiant frost
just make puzzles worth less rating
True
wintry scarab
ask someone else im playin runescape
Ok 👍
glass carbon
I am 700 rapid and reached 2000 puzzles from 800 in just 2 days
shurup
peak plank
this is a well-known trap
obtuse citrus
aint no way
sterile tusk
Even i didnt fall for that with the Dutch 💀
i mean like, why tf does he play the dutch when he dont even knows the most important line
grim edge
i mean like, why tf does he play the dutch when he dont even knows the most impo...
Mf doesnt know the trap nor how to respond to Hopton and most likely Staunton like utter cringe
obtuse citrus
holy shit
obtuse citrus
38k rapid games
radiant frost
https://www.chess.com/game/live/90442816119 1800 elo on its best
Lmao
obtuse citrus
no
radiant frost
Bruh
sterile tusk
how tf did he play 38000 games and still didnt knew this
sterile tusk
hey i connected this discord to an deleted chess account and i now when i try to...
idk 100% but i think just /disconnect
grim edge
hey i connected this discord to an deleted chess account and i now when i try to...
why did u delete ur chess account 
radiant frost
how tf did he play 38000 games and still didnt knew this
Wait is that number of games played? Damn that's crazy
sterile tusk
Wait is that number of games played? Damn that's crazy
fr
radiant frost
38000 games and only 1800
grim edge
why did u delete ur chess account <:SusDog:1119338685301788745>
i was so mad after a game and i deleted that account 💀
sterile tusk
38000 games in 2.5 years
sterile tusk
38000 games in 2.5 years
lets say every 10/0 game took about 10mins
radiant frost
💀
tall orchid
IBAN'S BLAST
radiant frost
lets say every 10/0 game took about 10mins
Most games end before time ends
grim edge
how do i talk to an admin?
hasty iris
i was so mad after a game and i deleted that account 💀
What was the username? You can email support
sterile tusk
bro has got 6300 hours on chess wtf
grim edge
What was the username? You can email support
i dont even remember it was a while ago
sterile tusk
Most games end before time ends
ye game can take 20mins, i calced 10min but maybe 5min is more accurate idk
tall orchid
L00000000000000000L
radiant frost
Ok you are right
radiant frost
ye game can take 20mins, i calced 10min but maybe 5min is more accurate idk
5 min is not very accurate I believe
tall orchid
ye game can take 20mins, i calced 10min but maybe 5min is more accurate idk
10 mins is more accurate
sterile tusk
lmao
grim edge
sterile tusk
depending, my game with him didnt even went 1min
little root
the most disrespectful is just make 1 rook, and then bring the king, less chance of stalemate there
sterile tusk
xD
lament jacinth
Hi guysss
radiant frost
depending, my game with him didnt even went 1min
Some games take longer and some shorter so it averages out
hasty iris
<@662334735825109003> hey i connected this discord to an deleted chess account a...
Don't ping admin for that, email support
grim edge
can i play against a 1 elo bot
sterile tusk
wait it doesnt make sence with 10min per game
neat field
If yall can tell me the best move here. I will he happy
sterile tusk
that would be 7h chess for 2,5 years daily
radiant frost
Don't ping admin for that, email support
Yeah maybe just dm them
neat field
I already played the game
grim edge
Don't ping admin for that, email support
oh okay
radiant frost
If yall can tell me the best move here. I will he happy
Not gonna help you with live game
radiant frost
I already played the game
Oh ok
neat field
Not gonna help you with live game
I already played it, not live
pure kayak
how can i send images
lament jacinth
Not gonna help you with live game
It's really obviously not a live game
little root
If yall can tell me the best move here. I will he happy
the best move is thinking for yourself during a live game
neat field
the best move is thinking for yourself during a live game
Nvm
little root
ah i see, my bad
neat field
I just wanted to see if you guys could see it too
hasty iris
how can i send images
You need trusted role use /trust
neat field
I got 2 brilliant moves in that game
little root
i can see rook takes free pawn
neat field
For once i did something right
boreal coyote
ROOK ROOK ROOK
neat field
After i get 1000 elo, what next lol
nova dune
what a comeback at https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81815260514
cunning urchin
Yooski
winged zodiac
anyone wanna play
worn iceBOT
iron barn
rate this sac in a bullet game
winged zodiac
eh polly like a 7
iron barn
i did 0 calculation just played it
neat field
Check out this #chess game: EvoSlays vs 422xxx - https://www.chess.com/live/game/90442286693 my best game i think
winged zodiac
so like a 5
iron barn
i just assumed qf5 was winning
winged zodiac
wow
visual kestrel
stalemate is fun until you're the one stalemating
radiant frost
That's an easy one to find
winged zodiac
little root
Hol up im trying to see the followup
radiant frost
If you play lot If puzzle
winged zodiac
radiant frost
I know bro
little root
gotham would be proud
sterile tusk
bro rly found the worst move
lime lava
You did nothing more than your job
winged zodiac
wdym
lime lava
bro rly found the worst move
Not the worst cause he defended the queen, worse would be Rf1
lime lava
Sleep time mairos
Ok cya
lament jacinth
time for YOU to sleep
radiant frost
bro rly found the worst move
Atleast he is getting your knight
lime lava
time for YOU to sleep
Its 6 am for you
You go sleep
violet loom
Hi
hushed shuttle
@radiant frost
radiant frost
<@595223120961339393>
What?
covert cosmos
A
radiant frost
E
lament jacinth
I was about to say something I would get timed out for
Imagine being scared of TO
radiant frost
You say then
tidal scaffold
covert cosmos
Say oaaaaaaaaa
tidal scaffold
lol
radiant frost
I was about to say something I would get timed out for
DM her what you were about to say she will say it here
lament jacinth
Truly a 200 elo move
grim edge
hushed shuttle
@radiant frost !!!
covert cosmos
W
radiant frost
It's clearly a brilliant move stockfish is dumb
radiant frost
<@595223120961339393> !!!
E
proven thunder
WHAT
radiant frost
Not a hard move to find
lament jacinth
Not a hard move to find
Coming from the 700 elo player
proven thunder
Take the queen with check you donuttt
coral hatch
We play chess while people play with lives.
covert cosmos
Rabbit in my backyard
coral hatch
It's so sad and bad.
radiant frost
Take the queen with check you donuttt
Which check
lament jacinth
We play chess while people play with lives.
That's a real "im 14 and this is deep" moment
lime lava
DM her what you were about to say she will say it here
That would be even worse
I would go jail for that
proven thunder
Which check
no way 💀
mystic stream
How
coral hatch
Why is Carlsen always late? I think, he does it knowingly because he's simply bored with the opponent or thinks he's not worth his time.
lament jacinth
That would be even worse <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
I would go jail for that
There's no way you were gonna say something worse than what others have said to me
coral hatch
@lament jacinthOr maybe you're 41 and act like 14. Weird.
covert cosmos
Why is Carlsen always late? I think, he does it knowingly because he's simply bo...
No it’s disrespect
coral hatch
Tell me your real age Liya.
lament jacinth
<@989362335611244584>Or maybe you're 41 and act like 14. Weird.
Im not 14
mystic stream
*13
lament jacinth
Never claimed to be
coral hatch
So, you're 41, right?
covert cosmos
What are you on
proven thunder
There was a pawn there u donut
Oh lmfao
lament jacinth
So, you're 41, right?
Nah 67 actually
lime lava
There's no way you were gonna say something worse than what others have said to ...
I was gonna say
Lets go sleep together but you dirty minded guys 
coral hatch
Yep, I knew it. You're old enough to become our president.
covert cosmos
Kekw
radiant frost
Take the queen with check you donuttt
If you are taking about bishop takes queen then you are wrong there was clearly a piece there which rook captured
lament jacinth
I was gonna say
Lets go sleep together but you dirty minded guys <:pepecafe:1063...
Eh that's not bad, what's bad about that
covert cosmos
Eh that's not bad, what's bad about that
Chat is dirty minded
coral hatch
Tips like money or ideas?
proven thunder
If you are taking about bishop takes queen then you are wrong there was clearly ...
lol I didn’t read the text
lime lava
Eh that's not bad, what's bad about that
He wanted me to dm you saying that
coral hatch
I'm broke, but I can give you ideas.
radiant frost
lol I didn’t read the text
Average kids
proven thunder
ye
coral hatch
Tip number one: Never clean your ear from the outside in. Always the opposite.
covert cosmos
What
radiant frost
E
covert cosmos
K
proven thunder
Tip number one: Never clean your ear from the outside in. Always the opposite.
This is super relatable
I always clean my ears from my skull
coral hatch
When you clean it from outside in, you're simply shoving dirt into your ear.
Tip number two: Always say sorry to your wife beforehand.
It will save you from untimely death.
covert cosmos
Ok
blazing pollen
i haven't talked here in a while
covert cosmos
Cheese
blazing pollen
do people still say slurs here?
coral quartz
Wtf?
radiant frost
It is banned
covert cosmos
Music slurs
coral quartz
Like this?
radiant frost
Tf
blazing pollen
What slurs
i used to get called slurs when i talked here 💀
coral quartz
What the heck?
coral hatch
@blazing pollen I think your sentence is incorrect. That's now how the word talked should be used.
covert cosmos
Dam
coral hatch
I'm not sure, what's wrong with it. And what's the correct word to be used.
coral quartz
Darn it!
radiant frost
<@955188703104483341> I think your sentence is incorrect. That's now how the wor...
And that's not how you spell the word "not"
coral hatch
@radiant frostEagle eyes.
covert cosmos
🍿
coral hatch
What's the correct word that should be used in place of talked in the above sentence.
covert cosmos
What's the correct word that should be used in place of talked in the above sent...
Wrong punctuation
radiant frost
Lol
coral hatch
Eagle eyes again.
coral quartz
Wtf = Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
blazing pollen
i got a vr headset recently
silver bear
hii
blazing pollen
went to vrchat chess, and kicked some kid's butt
radiant frost
Then play among us vr
proven thunder
Wtf = WedNESday Thursday and Friday
coral hatch
It's so hot in here. Or maybe I'm just hot.
coral quartz
What do you play with vr?
covert cosmos
It's so hot in here. Or maybe I'm just hot.
Sir this is a discord server
coral quartz
You're not hot.
coral quartz
Sir this is a discord server
What're you trying to say?
covert cosmos
Wtf = WedNESday Thursday and Friday
||Monday left me broken||
coral hatch
I just meant how some people have a higher body temperature.
Dirty chat mind of yours.
radiant frost
What's the correct word that should be used in place of talked in the above sent...
I think the grammer is wrong so no word fits in place of "talked"
coral hatch
Then rephrase the sentence so that it sounds correct.
coral hatch
I'm not a grammar police either. But it's good to know correct English.
covert cosmos
Kirby
coral quartz
What's the correct way?
coral hatch
I hope the chess police doesn't pop up and say no grammar talk in in a chess server. He he.
covert cosmos
Blue ice cream
wintry ice
https://www.chess.com/game/live/90445214099 why did he resign lol
lilac gust
radiant frost
I hope the chess police doesn't pop up and say no grammar talk in in a chess ser...
Two times use of "in"
astral copper
||Monday left me broken||
Tuesday, I was through with hoping
coral hatch
@radiant frostMy keys are slippery.
coral quartz
worn iceBOT
Name: Ivar Mark (ivar-mark)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1401 (peak)
Blitz: 1574 (peak)
Bullet: 1611 (1628 peak)
covert cosmos
Omg 1.nf3
radiant frost
<@595223120961339393>My keys are slippery.
Then apply some powder
covert cosmos
Real
peak plank
I just offered my draw to my opponent that had M1 but he didn't see it and he accepted
proven thunder
what about chalk
peak plank
Because he was down a rook
covert cosmos
I just offered my draw to my opponent that had M1 but he didn't see it and he ac...
Kekw
radiant frost
Lol
proven thunder
I just offered my draw to my opponent that had M1 but he didn't see it and he ac...
Levy would be disappointed
proven thunder
what
bright prairie
How are you ducking today
proven thunder
I lost to an 1100
bright prairie
:(.
coral quartz
Moob
grim edge
I lost to an 1100
speaking of, chess.com said i played like a 1100 only on a opening phase.
my opponent blundered his queen.
proven thunder
speaking of, chess.com said i played like a 1100 only on a opening phase.
normal chess
sleek oriole
who wants to play?
bright prairie
I just offered my draw to my opponent that had M1 but he didn't see it and he ac...
Can i see the position (also Mybe he's just nice)
grim edge
i wanna eat sand
coral quartz
Do it.
bright prairie
i wanna eat sand
Hiii my favorite duck
stable mirage
i wanna eat sand
kid named sand
sleek oriole
i wanna eat sand
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo duckkkkkkkk noooooooooo
radiant frost
speaking of, chess.com said i played like a 1100 only on a opening phase.
That's normal. Chesscom estimation aren't accurate anyways. It's just a marketing gimmick.
proven thunder
It is the prophecy.
grim edge
kid named sand
but that would be missing the word out
coral quartz
Taste the rainbow
bright prairie
That's normal. Chesscom estimation aren't accurate anyways. It's just a marketin...
That thing really boost my ego
grim edge
That's normal. Chesscom estimation aren't accurate anyways. It's just a marketin...
oh! ty for the response.
grim edge
Taste the rainbow
i need a twink to do that
grim edge
Hiii my favorite duck
hiiii
coral quartz
What's a twink?
proven thunder
what is that
grim edge
who wants to play?
ig i could play, though your a 1800.
radiant frost
That thing really boost my ego
It's only made for people like you who will buy membership because of these things
grim edge
slim/not buff gay man = twink
sleek oriole
It is the prophecy.
prophecy tells us -- - It was a lie, Morpheus.
dapper stream
hi!
coral quartz
It's only made for people like you who will buy membership because of these thin...
You smurfing?
sleek oriole
ig i could play, though your a 1800.
alright i send you a link
sleek oriole
ig i could play, though your a 1800.
3, 5, 10 or minutes?
coral quartz
It's a question
radiant frost
No
grim edge
3, 5, 10 or minutes?
10 minutes, im a rapid player.
proven thunder
ig i could play, though your a 1800.
The bag of sand.
radiant frost
You smurfing?
Why do you think so?
sterile tusk
BIG L he took my knight 🫤
coral quartz
sleek oriole
10 minutes, im a rapid player.
check your dms
coral quartz
Sussy
proven thunder
BIG L he took my knight 🫤
That game review came from a 100
jk jk
He knew smothered mate
bright prairie
It's only made for people like you who will buy membership because of these thin...
I won't buy it don't worry :').
radiant frost
BIG L he took my knight 🫤
Did you think he will let you mate him
proven thunder
Did you think he will let you mate him
big sus
radiant frost
He still got mated pretty quick
But atleast didn't get disrespected by smother mate
sterile tusk
After Qxf2 h3 (preventing Mate) exf3 gxf3 Qxf3 and there are many mates
proven thunder
“It’s not about the first blunder, it’s about the last blunder.”
little elm
accuracy?
little elm
bullet?
little elm
little elm
i thought you were 2000
worn iceBOT
Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 2046 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)
radiant frost
Damn round numbers in two formats
upbeat viper
could have been triple 2000
radiant frost
True
sterile tusk
Lose some rapid games
stable mirage
smh why even play rapid
little elm
just become 2046 in everything 
radiant frost
No
upbeat viper
just become 2046 in everything <:YEP:1066308003508260884>
won't touch bullet again
so that's a no
worn iceBOT
Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2215 (2223 peak)
Blitz: 2277 (2317 peak)
Bullet: 2310 (2348 peak)
stable mirage
you can never quit bullet
you could just not start it
sterile tusk
My rapid 
my bullet 
My blitz 
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1807 (1809 peak)
Blitz: 1031 (1112 peak)
Bullet: 1163 (1268 peak)
proven thunder
My rapid is
stable mirage
smh rapid players
sterile tusk
I need time to think thats why im so low at fast time
stable mirage
I mean 5 min counts as blitz so you could just play that
radiant frost
What about bullet
sterile tusk
I mean 5 min counts as blitz so you could just play that
Still Not enough time
stable mirage
What about bullet
19s*|4 counts as bullet
sterile tusk
I need at least 10mins, to play the best i can in relation with time i probably will need 15mins at least
radiant frost
So you play 15 minute rapid only?
restive storm
@rich turtle hi
coral quartz
No way
stable mirage
5|5
rich turtle
what the
stable mirage
How is you so good at chess? Explain.
I’m not
coral quartz
sterile tusk
So you play 15 minute rapid only?
No i Play 10min rapid so i can Play more games in a shorter time but sometimes i run nearly Out of time
stable mirage
10|5 is the master time control
coral quartz
Give advice. Please. My bullet needs divine intervention.
stable mirage
for rapid if you have to play it
coral hatch
Playing with AI bot is hell on earth.
stable mirage
Give advice. Please. My bullet needs divine intervention.
no bullet
coral hatch
But it teaches one pretty fast and there is no time limit.
sterile tusk
yea 10/5 is best probably but i only find ppl with big elo diffrence there cuz everyone plays 10/0
coral quartz
In bullet you need play slow.
radiant frost
I once played 15 minute and ended up winning with 17 minutes on clock
coral hatch
When playing with AI bot, I'll take at least 10 minutes for each move.
Why doesn't Carlsen or Pragg play against AI?
Are they scared?
stable mirage
Why doesn't Carlsen or Pragg play against AI?
because they understand that it’s a waste of time
stable mirage
Give advice. It is you moral obligation.
no bullet is your advice
coral quartz
Bruh.
grim edge
:3c
radiant frost
Why doesn't Carlsen or Pragg play against AI?
Hikaru played torch and drew the game
coral hatch
What's torch?
coral quartz
Why doesn't Carlsen or Pragg play against AI?
How do you know that?
radiant frost
What's torch?
The second best chess bot that chess.com created. It's the latest bot in the chess world, very new .
sterile tusk
What's torch?
New best chessbot
radiant frost
Stockfish is still the best
sterile tusk
I think it even beat stockfish
coral hatch
@coral quartzBecause if they had won against AI, they would have bragged about it openly.
@radiant frostI think, it shouldn't be drew. But the game was drawn or ended in a draw.
sterile tusk
Oh yea tought tourch alr is better but im wrong
radiant frost
<@864152149940240424>Because if they had won against AI, they would have bragged...
So you think if they try they can win? Oh boy how wrong you are haha
coral hatch
Let's correct each other's grammar and better ourselves.
stable mirage
<@864152149940240424>Because if they had won against AI, they would have bragged...
stockfish is ez in bullet tbh
radiant frost
That's not wrong
desert nimbus
any ideas about ultra bullet
15 sec up to 30
30 is ok but 15 is kinda impossible
lament jacinth
Hi guys
little elm
15sec is fun
desert nimbus
yeah i heard of
coral hatch
@fallen wadi Ban him mods.
lament jacinth
<@713204632561647626> Ban him mods.
Be quiet old man
coral quartz
Bragging is less moral apparently
radiant frost
<@713204632561647626> Ban him mods.
What rule did he break?
coral hatch
@radiant frostPolitics.
radiant frost
This server doesn't have that rule
desert nimbus
it has ig
coral quartz
Bragging is a sign of insecurity apparently. Interesting.
radiant frost
it has ig
No literally everyone talks about politics here and no one gets banned or muted
I checked #〘📝〙rules btw
desert nimbus
they warned lucy to not talk about politics before
grim edge
can someone come up with some absurd puzzle-
cloud garnet
No literally everyone talks about politics here and no one gets banned or muted
I was
peak plank
this counts as 2100.. right? @upbeat viper
cloud garnet
1 hour mute
upbeat viper
this counts as 2100.. right? <@315556428775555072>
nop
cloud garnet
+warning
fallen wadi
they warned lucy to not talk about politics before
What I said isn’t politics
peak plank
coral hatch
Well, scroll up. You'll find the evidence.
desert nimbus
<:KEKW:754412922544848986>
my beloved opening is in your username
cloud garnet
What I said isn’t politics <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
I just said what happens in my country (Im from Israel) warning + mute
radiant frost
but you're already close to 2100 chess.com
He isn't tho
coral quartz
QG or English?
lament jacinth
this counts as 2100.. right? <@315556428775555072>
Counts as 1600
fallen wadi
I don’t think ppl realize what makes it political 💀
cloud garnet
I don’t think ppl realize what makes it political 💀
Fr
radiant frost
Just a news
cloud garnet
I don’t think ppl realize what makes it political 💀
Ayo this message is political
Lol
radiant frost
Maybe they have personal hatred towards that country
peak plank
@upbeat viper im going to play a rapid game
upbeat viper
oki
coral quartz
Mute for 5 seconds.
radiant frost
Who
viral epoch
<@315556428775555072> im going to play a rapid game
Neat man
cloud garnet
@upbeat viper muted me 2 times for nothing lol "political" Im 99% sure Il be muted for this message too "nothing personal" as he likes to say
desert nimbus
Keep it chess please
#💬〡chess-talk go here
radiant frost
If your sentence doesn't include the word "chess" then get muted
cloud garnet
Im sorry (chess)
fallen wadi
<#1031921238567817297> go here
Thanks for that useful information, I did not know I can do that!!!
bright prairie
Why is your name command block? @radiant frost
cloud garnet
Does anyone would like to talk about politics (chess)
coral hatch
When was chess invented and by whom?
radiant frost
Why are you asking for personal information chess
cloud garnet
?(chess)
desert nimbus
Thanks for that useful information, I did not know I can do that!!!
It's general chat dude 
bright prairie
When was chess invented and by whom?
No
bright prairie
Guys go watch high school dxd
coral quartz
That's overly political. Smh
fallen wadi
That's overly political. Smh
BRO HUSH
cloud garnet
That's overly political. Smh
(*chess) (chess)
fallen wadi
JUST STOP
coral quartz
Sorreh
radiant frost
When was chess invented and by whom?
First form of chess was invented in india and it was called chaturanga
fallen wadi
NOTHING IS POLITICAL HERE
fallen wadi
First form of chess was invented in india and it was called chaturanga
That history of chess is very interesting fr
bright prairie
Miaou
cloud garnet
You forgot to write (chess). (Chess)
coral quartz
Birb.
bright prairie
She's a cute sparrow
peak plank
https://www.chess.com/game/live/90448153165 @upbeat viper I ACTUALLY PLAYED THE RETI IN A RATED GAME THIS IS A FIRST
coral hatch
Chess was invented when checkers became too difficult to play or understand.
radiant frost
You forgot to write (chess). (Chess)
I didn't you chess player
neat field
Am i smart if i get two brilliant moves in one game
bright prairie
https://www.chess.com/game/live/90448153165 <@315556428775555072> I ACTUALLY PLA...
L i played the reti before you
cloud garnet
Hahaha (chess)
peak plank
L i played the reti before you
L im higher rated
coral hatch
Cheese chess.
radiant frost
Am i smart if i get two brilliant moves in one game
No
peak plank
oh shit wait im not
coral quartz
Fudge. I did 2 brilliant recently buy I don't think it means I'm smort. The fudge? Nah bro
bright prairie
L im higher rated
And 2-0 against me
peak plank
im 900 I forgot
cloud garnet
cloud garnet
Oof political
radiant frost
Whats your elo
2000
bright prairie
@radiant frost
coral quartz
Oof political
Mute this guy for saying political. For 5 seconds.
neat field
Oof political
You literally have my goal 🥹 also im 947 lol
bright prairie
Bruh that thing isn't real if pixi was 1800 that thing would say i played like an 1400
neat field
Thats my highest rating too lol
Same i just got it
bright prairie
W for palestine btw
radiant frost
No
neat field
Thats my highest rating too lol
Im going to try and get it today
bright prairie
Defending its land
cloud garnet
I just gonna leave
bright prairie
I just gonna leave
Get 1000 elo before
radiant frost
Defending its land
If Israel wins (which it will) then it's good for US
bright prairie
If Israel wins (which it will) then it's good for US
Why it's good for us
@cloud garnet I wasn't sarcastic
When i said get 1000 elo before leaving
iron barn
israel isnt a country
cloud garnet
@upbeat viper will mute me lol
stable mirage
<@315556428775555072> will mute me lol
for pinging?
radiant frost
Why it's good for us
US has very good relations with Israel and they help Israel in military + it is good for their
geopolitical ambitions
bright prairie
It's a shame was they are doing
grim edge
hi
radiant frost
It's a shame was they are doing
Btw Israel has the most advanced air defence system in the entire world and it is called Iron Dome
bright prairie
Yes
radiant frost
So they won't lose
coral quartz
Good to know
winter vault
hello
weak lake
hello does anyone know is 1070elo rating good?
still girder
Hey
weak lake
but im technicaly better than 50 percent of player base
still girder
anyone have a sec to hop in voice to teach me an opening with white?
weak lake
anyone have a sec to hop in voice to teach me an opening with white?
i could ik a few
stable mirage
!welcome
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weak lake
which vc?
proper anchor
Hi guys
peak plank
anyone have a sec to hop in voice to teach me an opening with white?
of course! just connect your account first to be able to speak in VC's 🙂
still girder
ah thank you, mb
worn iceBOT
Chess.com Bot
peak plank
you can connect your account here
modern yew
Hellooooo I just joined
coral quartz
still girder
you can connect your account here
thank you for helping me out 🙂
peak plank
Hellooooo I just joined
!welcome, and connect your account as well 😄
modern yew
!welcome, and connect your account as well 😄
What do I get if I connect?
proper anchor
Hellooooo I just joined
Hey
peak plank
thank you for helping me out 🙂
alright, nice to see you connected- lets go into study lounge 1
peak plank
What do I get if I connect?
still girder
I think I already found someone to help me but thank you
peak plank
What do I get if I connect?
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radiant frost
!welcome, and connect your account as well 😄
It should be welcome! not !welcome. Incorrect use of exclamation mark.
peak plank
@still girder not 2P rooms, sorry, study lounge would be better
peak plank
I think I already found someone to help me but thank you
ah, okay 😄 hope you have a good time
the person thats helping you is around the same arting as you tho
crystal shore
just beat a cm in ultra by checkmate
viral epoch
Hello Liya
lament jacinth
It should be welcome! not !welcome. Incorrect use of exclamation mark.
Mini modding for this long has fried his brain
peak plank
just beat a cm in ultra by checkmate
pog
crystal shore
radiant frost
"@Connected Nice! You have connected your Chess.com account and received blitz r...
The last part tho 💀 So money hungry
lament jacinth
Hello Liya
Hi
peak plank
Mini modding for this long has fried his brain
As soon as you beocme purple, you get the sudden urge to say "welcome" and "Connect your account" 😄
lament jacinth
DID YOU BECOME A NORMAL BOY AGAIN
viral epoch
Also I wanna get back into working out kinda
shut siren
Bruh.
stable mirage
You have a coach?
no
viral epoch
DID YOU BECOME A NORMAL BOY AGAIN
Idk about normal
peak plank
DID YOU BECOME A NORMAL BOY AGAIN
radiant frost
As soon as you beocme purple, you get the sudden urge to say "welcome" and "Conn...
How to get purple role
lament jacinth
Idk about normal
A "not" FEMBOY???
stable mirage
I will probably get a coach when I want to push otb more
worn iceBOT
Name: ★ Kind People are my Kind of People ★ (scemer)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1526
viral epoch
A "not" FEMBOY???
Well
radiant frost
DID YOU BECOME A NORMAL BOY AGAIN
So are you implying femboys aren't normal
peak plank
How to get purple role
they dont give it anymore
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 352 (972 peak)
Blitz: 890
Bullet: 100
shut siren
You should get an Avatar.
peak plank
I will probably get a coach when I want to push otb more
id get a coach prob only during summer times when shcool ends for me
lament jacinth
So are you implying femboys aren't normal
Coherently
viral epoch
I've decided to not cognitively embrace the terminology, nor my feminine side, but I will accept the fact that I am a "casually feminine male" at heart
radiant frost
they dont give it anymore
Why? And how did you get?
shut siren
Why? And how did you get?
There's no way.
viral epoch
It's only brought me down tbh
peak plank
Why? And how did you get?
The professional answer would be that people are given fots for being kind, helpful, and active
lament jacinth
It's only brought me down tbh
YOURE SO CLOSE TO BEING A MAN 😭
ITS NEARLY HAPPENINY
radiant frost
The professional answer would be that people are given fots for being kind, help...
And what's the non professional answer
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lament jacinth
The professional answer would be that people are given fots for being kind, help...
Objection, las has fots, and he's only one of those things
peak plank
And what's the non professional answer
... I just kinda got it because zel said I should have fots and I said that brazil was a nice place (because annita lives in brazil) (Though, I very active and helpful, still am)
I have to legally say that last part
viral epoch
YOURE SO CLOSE TO BEING A MAN 😭
Liya I wish I could fully consider myself a man, but some things just can't fully depart
radiant frost
Lol
peak plank
Objection, las has fots, and he's only one of those things
Because hes super active, yes.
at least im helpful
anyways, las is a chat overlord more than a pure fot
neat field
I just got another brilliant 🙂
peak plank
or a "frenemy", if you will