💬〡general-off-topic

[lament dirge]

i quit chess and came back

[torpid lintel]

Also !welcome connect your account

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

[lament dirge]

Nah im good

[boreal coyote]

it makes it easier for people to see your account

[grim edge]

You don't have to

[boreal coyote]

well yeah, but its good to have done it

[lament dirge]

e

[lilac gust]

What this mean

[frigid compass]

hes inviting you to a tea party

[lilac gust]

W

[real pulsar]

last word is a curse

[lilac gust]

💀

[lament dirge]

lol i translate

indeed is a bad word

[grim rover]

anyone want to play

[boreal coyote]

can someone game review this https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/91363623?tab=review

[worn ice]

ultimatespryzen (491) vs. Komodo1 (250)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. Bc4 e6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. d3 b6 5. Bf4 h6 6. Nc3 Qe7 7. Nb5 Bb7 8. Nc7+ Kd8 9. Nxa8 Nf6 10. O-O a5 11. Nxb6 h5 12. h3 Ne8 13. Bg5 g6 14. Bxe7+ Bxe7 15. Qe2 Kc7 16. Na4 f6 17. Nc3 Na7 18. Nb5+ Kd8 19. Nxa7 Kc7 20. Nb5+ Kc8 21. Nh4 Rh6 22. Qf3 Ba8 23. Qg3 g5 24. Nf3 Rg6 25. Rfe1 Rg7 26. Nc3 Nc7 27. Nb5 Ne8 28. a4 Bb7 29. Ra3 Ba6 30. Rc3 h4 31. Qg4 Kb7 32. Qh5 Bxb5 33. Bxb5 Bf8 34. Qxe8 Bd6 35. Qh8 Bb8 36. Qxg7 Bc7 37. Qxd7 Kb8 38. Qxe6 Ka7 39. Qxf6 Kb8 40. Qxg5 Bd6 41. Qxh4 Kb7 42. Qg5 Kb6 43. Qg6 Kb7 44. Qxd6 Ka8 45. Qxc5 Kb8 46. Bc4 Ka8 47. Ba2 Kb8 48. h4 Ka8 49. h5 Kb8 50. h6 Ka8 51. h7 Kb8 52. h8=Q+ Kb7 53. g3 Ka6 54. g4 Kb7 55. g5 Ka6 56. g6 Kb7 57. g7 Ka6 58. g8=Q Kb7 59. e5 Ka6 60. e6 Kb7 61. e7 Ka6 62. e8=Q Kb7 63. Qef8 Ka6 64. Ng5 Kb7 65. Nf7 Ka6 66. d4 Kb7 67. d5 Ka6 68. d6 Kb7 69. d7 Ka6 70. d8=Q Kb7 71. Qde8 Ka6 72. f3 Kb7 73. f4 Ka6 74. f5 Kb7 75. f6 Ka6 76. Ne5 Kb7 77. Qfg7+ Ka6 78. f7 Kb7 79. f8=Q+ Ka6 80. [Q7h7] 

[safe fable]

xDDD TF man

[indigo badger]

done

[indigo badger]

bro tf is wrong with u

i hate when ppl make like 10 queens and mess up with stalemate

[boreal coyote]

nah bro i was tryna see how many queens i could make😭😭😭

[quartz snow]

hi

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sand drift]

i am really bad at chess i need help

with something

[dapper stream]

Hi

[tacit summit]

Why my setting doesn't have any premove option?

[balmy sundial]

It is in the live section

[sterile tusk]

anyone knows scotch theory? just watched a video how to play against it and wanna try it in a game
any scotch theory is okay, every gambit and every variation

[tacit summit]

i go play > settings

but there is no premove option

[balmy sundial]

How did you play against komodo

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[boreal coyote]

ayo??

secret fr

[balmy sundial]

Play>settings>live>premoves >turn it on done.

[safe fable]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90330614659?tab=analysis The game is not bad

[worn ice]

singhz07 (1106) vs. MohamedSalehEgy (1106)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bb5 Nf6 4. Bxc6 dxc6 5. d3 Bd6 6. Bg5 O-O 7. Bxf6 Qxf6 8. Nc3 Bg4 9. h3 Be6 10. a3 Rad8 11. Qd2 Rfe8 12. Qg5 Be7 13. Qxf6 Bxf6 14. Na4 b6 15. Nd2 Rd4 16. Nc3 Red8 17. Nf3 R4d7 18. b4 c5 19. Nb5 cxb4 20. axb4 Ra8 21. Rxa7 Rxa7 22. Nxa7 c6 23. Nxc6 Rc7 24. Ncxe5 Rxc2 25. O-O Rb2 26. Nc4 Rxb4 27. e5 Be7 28. Nd6 Rb3 29. d4 f6 30. Rc1 Kf8 31. Rc6 Rb4 32. Nc8 Bxc8 33. Rxc8+ Kf7 34. exf6 Bxf6 35. Rc7+ Ke6 36. Rc6+ Kd5 37. Rc8 b5 38. Rc5+ Ke4 39. d5 Rb1+ 40. Kh2 Rd1 41. Rxb5 g5 42. Rb6 Bd8 43. Rd6 Bc7 44. Nxg5+ Kf5 45. Nf7 Rxd5 46. g4+ Ke4 47. Ng5+ Rxg5 48. f4 [Bxd6] 

[balmy sundial]

Please

[boreal coyote]

secret.

secrets are secrets for a reason

[stuck kestrel]

search it on google bro

[boreal coyote]

google en passant

[grim edge]

Play with stockfish 16 instead

[rigid totem]

can yall talk in daily puzzle

[grim edge]

Hm

[toxic valley]

Is nextchessmove.com bugged

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

Bruh

[stuck kestrel]

whos gonna snitch

[toxic valley]

Me can't

[slate owl]

drizzy just dropped

[stuck kestrel]

c3 will

[grim edge]

What is snitch

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

Ok

You want me to dm mods?

Who was in Paris?

[stuck kestrel]

u dont have to dm

[grim edge]

Ping mods?

[stuck kestrel]

[grim edge]

@rigid totem he can't chat now ig

[slate owl]

fatd just dropped

[grim edge]

What

[stuck kestrel]

whats fatd

[slate owl]

drake's new album

[grim edge]

Fat drake

[slate owl]

definitely not fat d

[grim edge]

🫠

[stuck kestrel]

that definitely sounds like an album drake would release

[slate owl]

drizzy sure would💅

[bright prairie]

Hi fake duck @stuck kestrel

[stuck kestrel]

hi

[bright prairie]

You a fake duck

[modern sparrow]

cardboard?

[digital phoenix]

no way annual lotion appearance

[modern sparrow]

hi lasagna

[grand shore]

hmm

[digital phoenix]

hi

[modern sparrow]

hru

[grim edge]

@grand shore teach me chess

[bright prairie]

V cloned lasagna !

[grim edge]

[grand shore]

I suck bro shush

[digital phoenix]

exam coming up and im not studying

[grim edge]

Play me if i lose you will teach me

@grand shore

[grand shore]

no

you'll deliberately throw

[modern sparrow]

y not

whats the subject anyways

[supple imp]

How important are these exams

[modern sparrow]

^that too

[grim edge]

I wont

[lapis brook]

Hi lasagna

[digital phoenix]

very

[digital phoenix]

3 sciences and math

[lapis brook]

Very easy for u

[supple imp]

Bro go study

[supple imp]

Oh it's 4 easy subjects

[lapis brook]

No need to study

[lapis brook]

3 + 1 = 4

Lmao

[supple imp]

Typo

[lapis brook]

Nah

[trail prism]

G'day sirs and ladies

[lapis brook]

And. Cats

[earnest mason]

G'day

[supple imp]

I edited my message before you send yours though

[trail prism]

so u a degenerate

[lapis brook]

Lag

[grim edge]

@earnest mason

[earnest mason]

Oh c'mon...

[lapis brook]

No

[boreal coyote]

anyone? https://play.chess.com/ypdLH

[trail prism]

me

[digital phoenix]

not even close

also im addicted to discord

[lapis brook]

I'm addicted to you

[south zinc]

xd

[modern sparrow]

bio chem phys?

[supple imp]

Chem is the hardest of the 4

[south zinc]

bio is the hardest

[supple imp]

Bio is just remembering

[high oasis]

my feet are sore i will now be collecting all of your beds to lay on them

[earnest mason]

Chem is like math but on steroids

At least Phys tone it down a little

[digital phoenix]

ya

[supple imp]

It's like math but you got to remember so much more bs rules

At least in math you can just wing it and still ace the test

[primal mirage]

damn

[earnest mason]

A can react with B, B can react with C but C can't react with A and you gotta remember that

So much thinking and memorizing

[modern sparrow]

damn

[high oasis]

no ima have a stupendous day

[modern sparrow]

whats the material

[earnest mason]

And don't forget about the Ph levels, temps, electricity or not

[supple imp]

If its in the 5th periodic group you got to remember it can give 1 electron and if its in the 6th it can cause mass genocide

[modern sparrow]

what are you saying

[supple imp]

Chemistry

[earnest mason]

And then there are the Salts, Acids and Bases

[modern sparrow]

no but that doesn't make sense lol

[earnest mason]

My head hurts just thinking about them

[foggy sage]

is anyone here indian here from karnataka i need help in kannada

[supple imp]

The thing about the 5th group is true but the 6th was a joke

[tranquil widget]

salt analysis

[supple imp]

In a chemical reaction if a chemical is in the 5th head group it will give away one electron

[modern sparrow]

pretty sure if its the fifth group they receive 3 electrons

or are we talking different groups

[supple imp]

I think I'm translating that wrong

[supple imp]

1st they give away 1 electron
2nd 2
3rd 3
4rth +/- 4
5th they receive 1 I think

[modern sparrow]

5th they receive 3

[supple imp]

Oh ye it goes reverse after than doesn't it

So 5th +3
6th +2
7 +1

I should probably just check in my note book

[modern sparrow]

uhuh

[supple imp]

Oh nvm in the 5th ground they give away 3

[earnest mason]

I'm a bilingual so I was studying chem in English for a while, but I couldn't keep up with the English curriculum so I had to switch to the default curriculum which is my mother's tongue

[boreal coyote]

anyone?/ https://play.chess.com/qoJkR

[earnest mason]

All the terminology makes no sense since I didn't know how to translate them

[boreal coyote]

CHEMISTRRRRY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[rough dome]

8+0
8-1
7-2
5-3......

Lmao

[supple imp]

I'm trilingual and I've studied chemistry in Dutch and german

Then to talk about it here I have to translate it to english

[earnest mason]

Ouch

That's rough

[supple imp]

@rough dome

[uncut mason]

_ _

[supple imp]

Can confirm it is

[boreal coyote]

if theyre in the 5th group they gain 3 electrons

[rough dome]

I am german I have studied chemistry from English language books

[supple imp]

I began living in Germany 1 and a half years ago

[sterile tusk]

why is everyone everywhere german xD

im german too

[rough dome]

Where

[supple imp]

I had to learn German pretty fast so I could go to gymnasium

[rough dome]

Saxony here

[supple imp]

Sachsen

[rough dome]

Makes sense

[supple imp]

I hate those realschule and hauptscule monkeys

They're all so brain dead

But someone gotta flip over them burgers and mcdonalds

[rough dome]

I hate my country

[sterile tusk]

im in an highschool doing my Abitur (idk english name) and most ppl are still braindead

[warped vigil]

im in high school and most everyone is brain dead

[violet dawn]

bwoah mate

[supple imp]

Gymnasium kids are mostly brain dead but still no where near as bad as rs and hs

[warped vigil]

IB kids are braindead

[rough dome]

Bruh

[sterile tusk]

i was 1500 elo 3 days ago, started learning Queens Gambit theory, some patterns and how to counter some black openings and im 1710 (peak) rn

[supple imp]

Nice

[rough dome]

That's real german there

[supple imp]

Fr

[modern sparrow]

.

yeah thats what i was taught too

[supple imp]

I said nvm and said that as well

I got mixed up with group 5-7

[modern sparrow]

I see ;-;

[rough dome]

Don't waste your talent play valorant

[supple imp]

Chemistry is the hardest of the sciences imo but I'm still good at it

Math is probably the easiest

[modern sparrow]

that goes to physics imo since physics is cancer

[wicked nest]

omg who in their right mind not choose physics as the hardest science branch

[modern sparrow]

(i hate counting)

[supple imp]

Physics is easy imo

[rough dome]

That's not necessarily true for everyone

[supple imp]

That's why I said imo (in my opinion)

[drowsy crest]

define a vector

[modern sparrow]

for me the hardest to easiest its physics, chem, bio, maths and computer science

[supple imp]

I had a 97% in physics lol

[rough dome]

Fair enough

[drowsy crest]

ddoesnt prove anything if your curriculum was easy

[rough dome]

Which grade are we talking about

[modern sparrow]

10th probably

[supple imp]

For me it goes chem, bio, physics, math, computer science

[supple imp]

That was in Netherlands but in Netherlands it would be year 11

[rough dome]

For me it was math,physics chemistry, cs, bio easy to hard

[drowsy crest]

bro netherlands has like the easiest curriculum

[modern sparrow]

bio is rlly fun tbf oh i thought-

[drowsy crest]

bio is just rote learning

boring ahh brain dead typa shit

[rough dome]

Newtonian physics?

[supple imp]

That's crazy how Netherlands has the highest rate of kids held back a year in europe

[modern sparrow]

my curriculum is like

[drowsy crest]

"in europe"

I am asian

[modern sparrow]

idk its okay I guess

[supple imp]

I'm not even European what's your point

[wintry scarab]

Anyone wanna play rapid or blitz?

[supple imp]

Asian school isn't even hard wtf are you on my boy

[drowsy crest]

bro 💀

nah no way 💀

[supple imp]

You must think I'm american

[drowsy crest]

no

[rough dome]

It is actually everything is easy if you know how to work lol

[supple imp]

Ye

[trail prism]

what's worse than a baby in a dumpster

[modern sparrow]

a disabled baby in a dumpster

[drowsy crest]

a guy named master of ducks with a duck pfp

[trail prism]

a dumpster in a baby

[trail prism]

tru

[supple imp]

A disabled baby in a dumpster fire

[modern sparrow]

physics is just a no for me

[rough dome]

Bad teacher in childhood

[supple imp]

Physics is my favourite subject

[trail prism]

anyways the 2nd answer was light mode

[modern sparrow]

he was okay I just struggle in physics

[rough dome]

Ever asked yourself why

[supple imp]

I struggle in ethics a lot

Cause its all in German and I didn't even have this shit subject till I moved to germany

[rough dome]

Bro trying to be Sheldon

[supple imp]

It's so mind-boggling boring

[balmy frost]

So romantic 😍

[modern sparrow]

um I learned swings in 10th grade physics and then decided to never take physics moving forward

[supple imp]

Nah ethis I'd just boring

In NL we had religion instead that's a little different

[random drum]

Held a draw against my fav opponent. He is 1400+. Nvm I held a draw as he was going somewhere

[supple imp]

Lol

The worst subject of all time gotta be French though

[worn anchor]

France on top

[modern sparrow]

to be fair I hate the french

[balmy frost]

Same .where u from?

[supple imp]

I live in Germany

[balmy frost]

Nice

[supple imp]

Sometimes at night I think about how great the world would be without france

[worn anchor]

i understand why you dislike french. your ancestors didnt like us too

[supple imp]

I'm not german

[worn anchor]

a non german in germany

[supple imp]

If France suddenly disappeared of the face of the planet do you reckon we'd need to learn French?

[modern sparrow]

no we'd probably learn something else

like mandarin

[balmy frost]

U from Algeria. Morocco.?

[worn anchor]

If germany suddenly disappeared of the face of the planet do you reckon we'd need to learn german?

[supple imp]

No

[grim edge]

It would be far less relevant

[supple imp]

@balmy frost where are you from

[cloud garnet]

I knew the Chinese opening was real

[supple imp]

I'm not from any Arabic speaking country or turkey

[cloud garnet]

Chad

[worn anchor]

so medicine has to be deleted so we dont have to learn it !

history too !

[modern sparrow]

woohoo

[warped galleon]

ew light

[grim edge]

Anything to get rid of the fr*nch

[cloud garnet]

War crimes💀

[supple imp]

That's not the same lil bro

[trail prism]

after 10m u reply ?

[warped galleon]

How are yall

[supple imp]

Bad

[worn anchor]

bro french isnt a bannable word

[warped galleon]

i take my time

[modern sparrow]

good

[grim edge]

fr*nch is derogatory 😡

[modern sparrow]

slurrrrrr >.<

[warped galleon]

to analyse the message

[digital phoenix]

fwench

[grim edge]

Wtf

[supple imp]

French makes me want to bonjour myself of a bridge

[warped galleon]

uh huh

[worn anchor]

the best country of europe...

[warped galleon]

in french of course

[digital phoenix]

baguette is hard

[modern sparrow]

scandinavian countries:

[grim edge]

I dont care if they have even the richest and most beautiful country in the world, fr*nch is still 🤢

[worn anchor]

germany makes me wants to || i wont continue ill be banned||

[digital phoenix]

are u french

[worn anchor]

yeah

[digital phoenix]

thats crazy

[grim edge]

Wtf there's a francuz in chat

[supple imp]

I'm not germqn though so it's fine

[grim edge]

Alerta alerta, francuz in chat

[digital phoenix]

its a me french mario

[worn anchor]

so from where

[grim edge]

💀

[supple imp]

An English speaking country that isn't USA

[cloud garnet]

Chad

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/waterloo-napoleon-napoleon-bonaparte-gif-25480084

[worn anchor]

UK ?

[grim edge]

This gif goes hard, feel free to favorite it

[cloud garnet]

Chad

[boreal coyote]

maths chem physics>>

[supple imp]

Maybe

[worn anchor]

Ive understood no worry

[grim edge]

Bro is british

[worn anchor]

bro's ashamed of his country

[cloud garnet]

My cat is trying to eat glue

💀

[supple imp]

I'm not bro chill

[modern sparrow]

no hate to the uk but all hate to england

[boreal coyote]

i went to a uk school.

[digital phoenix]

tea

[cloud garnet]

In India?

[grim edge]

We might say bad stuff about Fr*nce but atleast you fr#nch mfs love your country

[supple imp]

I'm not telling you what country I'm from though

[worn anchor]

botta of wotta

[digital phoenix]

subniff is from algeria

[grim edge]

No need, the answer is Iran

[digital phoenix]

what did u run from

[cloud garnet]

Uk isnt a country its the whole world

[supple imp]

Good try but not even close

[grim edge]

Iraq then

[boreal coyote]

uae

[worn anchor]

France is objectively one of the best countries in the world

[supple imp]

Nope

[boreal coyote]

australia?

[cloud garnet]

Ytfftvghyu to you too

[digital phoenix]

france le le baguette

[cloud garnet]

Jk

[grim edge]

Look mf i can pull up every mfing statistic for my country but the fact i am from said country makes me automatically biased

[grim edge]

Syria

Actually f it, these single guesses suck

[digital phoenix]

nicaragua

[supple imp]

Nope

[modern sparrow]

what continent @supple imp

[digital phoenix]

moscow

[worn anchor]

are you payed 1000€ in your country per mounth just so you can study

[boreal coyote]

thailand

[supple imp]

I thought I told you and lasagna though

[modern sparrow]

dementia

[boreal coyote]

motion

[supple imp]

Fair point

[digital phoenix]

yeah i dont think id remember

but what i will do is blast random countries that i know will be wrong

[supple imp]

Rip

[digital phoenix]

like brazil

[modern sparrow]

san marino

[worn anchor]

@grim edge are you writing a book ?

[digital phoenix]

trinidad and tobago

[trail prism]

welp he prob gonna ate his meat

[supple imp]

Nah I come from Vatican city

[modern sparrow]

antigua and barbuda

[grim edge]

Morocco, West Sahara, Tunisia, Algeria, Libya, Egypt, Sudan, South Sudan, Somalia, Ethiopia, Kenya, Malawi, Rwanda, Niger, Nigeria, french nonsense country, The Gambia, DR Congo, Congo, Mozambique, Zimbabwe, Zambia, South Africa, Madagascar, Central African Republic, Benin, Togo, Liberia, Chad, Botswana, Namibia, Mauritius, Mali, Ghana @supple imp

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[worn anchor]

its not an english speaker country

[supple imp]

Bro named every country in Africa

[finite juniper]

hi guys

[boreal coyote]

damnnnnnnn

[grim edge]

Golly i wish

[grim edge]

Its not every country, i missed a few

[trail prism]

name every country in europe

[boreal coyote]

is it normal to beat the hikaru bot?

[finite juniper]

hi guys

[real sable]

I gotta jump over you

[grim edge]

Easy imma start from west to east

[supple imp]

It's a joke, you can't even be a Vatican citizen if you don't work for the pope

[flat kraken]

depends on who you are

[finite juniper]

jump now u got this

[boreal coyote]

i'm magnus

[worn anchor]

french is an english speaker country LMFAOOOOO

[flat kraken]

ok then you're cheating 100%

[boreal coyote]

bro is accusing me

[real sable]

Africa, Asia, N. America, S. America, Australia, Antarctica and Europe

[finite juniper]

@real sable jump u got this

[random drum]

Online score against my frnd.
Otb : 0.5-2.5
I want to prepare against him. How can I?

[real sable]

L

[finite juniper]

triples to be 3 spikes

[flat kraken]

well what openings does he play

[boreal coyote]

analyse his games and see how he gets beaten

[real sable]

Too bad I'm a space ship

[finite juniper]

becomes straight fly

[flat kraken]

is that guy actually typing all the european countries 💀

[random drum]

He plays sicilian when I play e4 but if he has white he plays random openings like b3 and anything

[real sable]

Ou em GI, bobby pizher is ir

[random drum]

He has played very less games on cc but on lichess he has many games

[finite juniper]

guys e4 e5 Ke2 now what?

[random drum]

💀

[flat kraken]

get a crazily dynamic countermeasure like the wing gambit or freak attack for the sicilian and (in my opinion) counter fianchetto openings with a fianchetto of your own 💀

[finite juniper]

I’ll just play Ke7

[sonic hearth]

Oh no my queen

[faint geyser]

Personally I would recommend the alapin Sicilian if your around 1500-1000 I’ve found it a great counter to the Sicilian and can give center control

[real sable]

Who I pight

[boreal coyote]

pawn zuketort opening:dumb variation

[random drum]

I am 1056 and he is 1400+

[grim edge]

Portugal, Spain, Andorra, Ireland, UK, France, The Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Monaco, Italy, San Marino, Vatican, Malta, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Germany, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Austria, Poland, Czechia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, N. Macedonia, Albania, Greece, Bulgaria, Romania, Moldavia, Russia, Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Hungary, Iceland, Cyprus, Belarus

[finite juniper]

Ke1 WHAT KIND OF A MOVE IS THAT? ykw I’ll just play Ke8

[sonic hearth]

Thoughts on this??

[finite juniper]

and he sacrificed, THE QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!

[flat kraken]

lagel trap epic

[grim edge]

Legal's trap

[real sable]

The black is mated already

[boreal coyote]

BISHOP TO E12

[sonic hearth]

Learned this from Boric Esen

Eric Rosen**

[real sable]

Don't learn from levy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[grim edge]

I named all European countries

[real sable]

I went from 1k to 600

[finite juniper]

ok guys the bong clout game ended in a draw: e4 e5 (Ke2 Ke7 Ke1 Ke8 3x)

[trail prism]

k

[digital phoenix]

well known trap

[nova dune]

Tripple fork he5

[grim edge]

[radiant frost]

Then that means 1k wasn't your actual elo, 600 is.

[real sable]

Nah

[glossy coral]

sweet

[radiant frost]

Yup

[real sable]

I lose when I play a bad move

[sonic hearth]

Yeah poor guy

[grim edge]

@glossy coral teach me chess

[glossy coral]

chess is easy

just play good moves

[trail prism]

i think I am playing with a cheater

[real sable]

I can teach you, I only have 100 elo

I can show prof

[grim edge]

Ok

[radiant frost]

Wow what a great quote. I on the other hand lose when I play best moves

[real sable]

Ask the duck

[nova dune]

I mouse slipped my queen and still won yesterday

[flat kraken]

i on the other hand lose when the monsters under my bed drag me to italy

[grim edge]

How to get to know that which move is best

[sonic hearth]

Guess the move

[glossy coral]

most efficiënt way is to check with an engine during your game

[flat kraken]

get better 👍

[glossy coral]

a more moral way would be to train more

[grim edge]

[nova dune]

Fair play 🗣

[real sable]

I only know 4 openings

[grim edge]

Train me

[nova dune]

I know all openings when I see the board

[glossy coral]

openings are not relevant for a long time

[glossy coral]

I could, but not for free

[grim edge]

Say the main line of Englund gambit declined : reversed alekhine, reversed krebs, reversed mokele mbembe variation

[real sable]

You may know all openings but still all of them doesn't lead to your father (jk)

[nova dune]

[flat kraken]

i'd give you 2 cuban pesos for a dollar deal?

[grim edge]

[nova dune]

I dont see the board atm lol

[glossy coral]

my #1 advice for anyone below 1800 is to not buy chessable courses

[sonic hearth]

1 million vietnamese dong, wanna take it??

[real sable]

1 snicker bar

[grim edge]

1. d4, c5

[trail prism]

man I am definetly playing with a cheater

[nova dune]

What about -$50

[sonic hearth]

Facts, cuz we always rematch after losing

[real sable]

Lemme view your game

[flat kraken]

ngl benoni really sounds like some italian churro

[trail prism]

1s

[trail prism]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90336675261

[grim edge]

Benoni does sound like a dish

[nova dune]

Yes

[trail prism]

he took too much time and comes with good moves for his elo

[real sable]

That blud lost to me

[trail prism]

xD

[nova dune]

water

[flat kraken]

i thought it was just some town in italy until i searched its meaning -- son of sorrow ngl as a benoni player myself we do really bring about sorrow by the dumbness of the opening 💀

[slate owl]

just started playing fatd and it starts off nicely

[grim edge]

Give me free lesson

[grim edge]

Imagine having your opening first be analyzed and named after a mf who had depression lmaooo

[glossy coral]

nothing in life is free

and I also suck

[lilac wadi]

[glossy coral]

if you look at the ss I sent, you will see how bad both me and that IM are

[sonic hearth]

Why r u 2000 elo

[glossy coral]

3 mistakes in a row

[sonic hearth]

Ok i take that back

[flat kraken]

the kidneys in my fridge:

[glossy coral]

everybody sucks

[radiant frost]

After analysing your account I found that you were never 1k. You were 873 in rapid at Max. You achieved your max rating on the day you joined chess.com. The first rating people get is usually wrong, it can be over estimated or underestimated because chess.com doesn't have a lot of games to predict your actual elo. You get your actual rating only after playing like 15 games minimum, after that your elo gets less volatile and changes very little on each game.

[grim edge]

Is this not free

[grim edge]

I got a drink for free

[glossy coral]

improving at chess costs money

and you haven't even had to deal with tournament expenses

[flat kraken]

||just use lichess||

[sonic hearth]

No offense but whatabout lichess, i mean its “free”

[grim edge]

[radiant frost]

@real sable So that's why your actual elo is 600 not 800

[real sable]

Hehehe

[glossy coral]

I am going to have to stay in a hotel for a week, pay 100 euros for tournament entry, and a week cost of food

chess is expensive and pay to win

[real sable]

But still, I'm good at openings but bad at end games

[grim edge]

Don't play in tournament

Simple

[grim edge]

Its more like this: your openings are mediocre, your middlegames trash and your endgames, we should not speak of

[glossy coral]

I won't ever get a title if I don't play in tournaments

[grim edge]

You say you are bad at endgames, but you make no mention of middlegames

[real sable]

I'm good at middle games

[flat kraken]

look i'm gonna tell you a secret there's this thing called a gun if you bring it out everything has a 80% chance of becoming a free (i don't know why but use the glitch before it gets patched)

[real sable]

I hate having a few peices lol

[grim edge]

[lilac wadi]

It's all fun until someone do Uno reverse to you

[grim edge]

You gotta work on spotting tactics

raccoon

[grim edge]

I'd let em shoot me, they might get what they want after but at least it wasnt free cause it costed me my life 😎

[real sable]

I'm just gonna buy chess books, I'm a fast learner

[sonic hearth]

Well if u dont know theres a creature called “police”, and if u use the gun, those creatures will do something called “arrest” wich means lock u in a cell

[lilac wadi]

But it was cheap 😭

[glossy coral]

buy bobby fischer's mini book, it is very cheap and filled with patterns for tactical recognition

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-sadness-deep-gif-20097444

[real sable]

Thats what I'm buying

[slate owl]

playing chess with fatd blasting

[worn ice]

Cacriefils1984 (2343) vs. shmooolik (2226)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nc6 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. O-O Nxe4 6. Nc3 dxc3 7. Bxf7+ Kxf7 8. Qd5+ Ke8 9. Re1 Be7 10. Rxe4 d6 11. Ng5 Rf8 12. Nxh7 Rf5 13. Qg8+ Kd7 14. Qxg7 Re5 15. Rxe5 Nxe5 16. Bf4 cxb2 17. Rd1 Nc6 18. Qg4+ Ke8 19. Qg6+ Kd7 20. Qf5+ Ke8 21. Qh5+ Kd7 

[radiant frost]

Torch needs to catch up fast. I need cooked fish not raw fish. I am not a sushi lover.

[grim edge]

Lets mfing gooooooo, cooked stockfish

[lilac wadi]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-grill-cooking-food-cook-gif-17171404

[radiant frost]

[sonic hearth]

How to actually beat stockfish

[lilac wadi]

Stockfish getting roasted fr

[lilac wadi]

Not play with it

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/diagnosis-issue-flop-flop-floppa-bingus-gif-22901732

[lilac wadi]

Or you can use a hammer it's effective

[grim edge]

To beat stockfish, you gotta do the very crucial and important step of offering a draw and then resigning

[lilac wadi]

[placid onyx]

Ws mfs uwu

[slate owl]

uwu~

[lilac wadi]

Any of you of got chess premium?

[slate owl]

not me

[blazing ore]

One must imagine the ladder connecting to black stones further down the board

[placid onyx]

Moi

[blazing ore]

haha sisyphus reference get it

[placid onyx]

Brother

[sterile tusk]

when i was 500 elo i tought at 1200 u start not blundering anymore xD now im 1700 and play blunders every single game

[blazing ore]

somebody please laugh

[lilac wadi]

??

[lilac wadi]

[placid onyx]

Je Parle fraincais?

Jk

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to folloe traffic laws in gta

[blazing ore]

Chess is a game. That's for sure.
- Jacque Fresco

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to say "lalala cant hear you" when someone annoys him

drake the typa guy to clap when the plane lands

drake the typa guy to say "now a silly one" when taking group photos

[placid onyx]

confusion fr

[sleek zealot]

drake the type of guy to take a bath with an enourmous amount of bubbles and 10 rubber ducks

[real sable]

I'm a fish keeper bro

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> apatheticmoiz

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Rapid: 2088 (2151 peak)
Blitz: 1735 (1969 peak)
Bullet: 2046 (2051 peak)

[grim edge]

😋

[stuck kestrel]

thats nice, i love bubble baths with my rubber duckies

[real sable]

😠 u agli, u Nou nais bru

[slate owl]

anyways i really hate yeat

instrumental too messy no rap skill and stans just wouldnt listen to anyone other than him

[grim edge]

I know i am agli, i aint got no bjuti on da outsajd nor in da sol

[sleek zealot]

drake the type of guy to get in a van with a man that's offering him candy

[real sable]

@trail prism

[grim edge]

(derogatorily)

[real sable]

Bro...

[slate owl]

literally me

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to start whistling when hes waiting for something

drake the typa guy to sing while taking a shower

[grim edge]

fr

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to sneakily tiptoe past a
sleeping security guard

[real sable]

U bid en igles, e cint serdan u bru, wa u ou bid enet

[final condor]

they aint made like they used to 😔

[digital phoenix]

what is that random knight move

[sleek zealot]

drake the type of guy to say "if you dont stop im reporting you" in roblox

[grim edge]

Je, aj bid en igles

would've done Qf7+

[real sable]

U bid spileng

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to say his dad owns epic games

[final condor]

forked the rook and king

[slate owl]

shoulda been brilliant

[final condor]

Evans gambit and he just kills his knight

[grim edge]

i’d like to talk to you

[grim edge]

Je, aj kan not spel

[lime mica]

hewo

[slate owl]

haii

[final condor]

ew what are those pieces

[grim edge]

is it about my extended car warranty

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to exhaust fumes out of his ears when he's angry

[real sable]

Drake is the type of guy who blames me for railing him behind

[grim edge]

yes

tell me everything

[slate owl]

if you dont like luca+blue board do not talk to me

[real sable]

I mean I shot him behind

[grim edge]

bye then

[grim edge]

Drake the type of mf to go to Paris

[grim edge]

bye.

[sterile tusk]

anyone here got diamond and would use gamereview on one of my games?

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to carry a magnifying glass with him when hired to solve a mystery

[real sable]

Hihi, Wai u cint spil bru

[grim edge]

HUH

[slate owl]

Drake is the type of guy to send dp's to egirls on his first move

[radiant frost]

I have platinum but I can review

[final condor]

I use icy sea but neo pieces

[grim edge]

drake would NOT do that.

[normal hawk]

unrated 10 mins
https://play.chess.com/t3NBe
Iam somewhat new to Online chess and around 1200 otb

[sterile tusk]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90337878829

[worn ice]

MamTomDORIME (1716) vs. Webbix7 (1720)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. Nxd4 Bc5 6. Be3 Nxd4 7. Bxd4 Bxd4 8. Qxd4 d6 9. O-O-O O-O 10. e5 Ng4 11. exd6 Qxd6 12. Qxd6 cxd6 13. Rxd6 Nxf2 14. Rg1 Bf5 15. h3 Rac8 16. g4 Bg6 17. Rd7 Ne4 18. Nxe4 Bxe4 19. c3 Rcd8 20. Rd4 Rxd4 21. cxd4 Rd8 22. Bg2 Rxd4 23. Bxe4 Rxe4 24. Rd1 Kf8 25. Rd3 g6 26. Kc2 Re2+ 27. Kc3 h5 28. gxh5 gxh5 29. a3 f5 30. b4 Ke7 31. Kd4 Re4+ 32. Kd5 Kf6 33. Kc5 f4 34. b5 Re3 35. Rd7 Rxh3 36. Rxb7 Rxa3 37. Rb8 f3 38. Kc6 Ke7 39. Ra8 f2 40. b6 Rc3+ 41. Kb7 axb6 42. Ra7 Ke6 43. Kxb6 f1=Q 44. Kb7 Rb3+ 45. Kc8 Qc4+ 46. Rc7 Qxc7+ 47. Kxc7 Rd3 48. Kc6 Rd5 49. Kb6 h4 50. Kb7 h3 51. Kb6 h2 52. Kc6 h1=Q 53. Kb6 Qe4 54. Kc6 Qc4+ 55. Kb6 Rb5+ 56. Ka7 Qa4# 

[grim edge]

Kaz i bi a ril dami

[sterile tusk]

thats the game

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to start rubbing his hands together and say "muhahaha" when planning something evil

[sterile tusk]

(dont ask what tf i did in the opening i played so bad)

[grim rover]

i played against 2500 elo rated player bullet 1min
got obliterated all 7 rounds

[grim edge]

You smoked weed in the opening

[radiant frost]

84% accuracy

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to scream "who turned the lights off?" when its dark

[sterile tusk]

ty

[sterile tusk]

fr

[grim edge]

Drake the type of mf to have his nose grow after telling a lie

[sterile tusk]

i need to learn more theory

for black openings

[grim edge]

Play Sicilian

Look chat he finna say no like a wuss

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to say "shhh, everyone quiet" when the movie's about to start

[slate owl]

Drake the type of guy to jump when hes happy

[sterile tusk]

its sooo much theory but ill probably go for it soon

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-guh-cat-cat-gif-24943124

Wtf chat he surprised me

[sterile tusk]

cuz my elo going up so extremely rn

[sleek zealot]

drakes the typa guy to only play minecraft in peaceful so he doesn't have to kill mobs

drake the typa guy to only start falling off a cliff when he looks down

[vestal hamlet]

Hello

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to say "liar liar pants on fire"

[slate owl]

i mean hes cute

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to say "alright.. very funny guys.." when his friends pull a prank on him

[real sable]

L

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to agressively flip over his math test to signify to everyone that he's done

drake the typa guy to say "sigh i can't do this.." when holding a gun to a gta npc's head

drake the typa guy to crack his knuckles and say "alright buddy, we can do this the easy way or the hard way"

drake the type guy to play hide and seek by putting a lamp shade on his head

[radiant frost]

OMG stop

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to say "keep the change" when paying $1 for a $0.99 item

drake the typa guy to suck his thumb while sleeping

[hollow pine]

What

[primal fern]

Thx

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to say "ME ME ME" while jumping out of his chair when the teacher is picking someone to say the answers to a question

okay imma stop here for now before i get muted

[grim edge]

i went soft and left most of my pieces to you

[primal fern]

Bro quit spamming drake stuff

[sleek zealot]

this is exactly why i just stopped you asshole

[normal hawk]

i was trying to play asap, ty for your time

[sleek zealot]

you ruin the fun of anything that happens here

[normal hawk]

https://play.chess.com/kSgvV unrated 10 mins

[grim edge]

no problem 😊

[primal fern]

Bro you escalated that please calm down

[sleek zealot]

fine

[primal fern]

Dm it plz

[grim edge]

where’s this new milimetero coming from

[slate owl]

yw

[sleek zealot]

im not milimetreo

[grim edge]

centi?

[sleek zealot]

im literally modernmetreo because i play the modern

neurolink if minimodding didnt exist 😢

[real sable]

Swer word @.mods

[sleek zealot]

fr

[primal fern]

Dude I’ve done nothing to you relax

It’s midnight

Talk about chess with me

[real sable]

Chill it's 10pm

[grim edge]

bro my friend spitted in other friend's mouth cuz he was annoying 😭

[jolly warren]

Must be asian

[real sable]

Yummy

[sleek zealot]

i always leave chat when ur here bcause you will find any reason to ping mods

[primal fern]

Australia….

[grim edge]

bruh

[sleek zealot]

im sorry man its just really really annoying

[jolly warren]

Oh oceania

[primal fern]

Bit tmi

[last willow]

anyone wanna play 10 min

[real sable]

Ye

[primal fern]

I’m not here to annoy you man I’m here to enjoy the server like everybody else

But when people say crazy things it deserves a mod ping

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to ping mods when someone doesnt behave

[last willow]

https://play.chess.com/CcT7j

[sleek zealot]

we good neura i just had to get that out of my system

[primal fern]

And now you’re trolling like everyone else

Ok glad its out

[jolly warren]

Modernmetreo the type of guy to mention drake in a serious situation

[sleek zealot]

"serious"

also call me balint pls

[primal fern]

I’m sleeping

[sleek zealot]

gn

[primal fern]

Seeya

[jolly warren]

Alright

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy to say "that's him, officer!!" when someone does something slightly unlawful

[jolly warren]

What did u think he used quotations symbols for

[sleek zealot]

dude can you shut up

turns off phone

[jolly warren]

That's what someone that doesn't think before they perform an action would say

[jolly warren]

Fr

[sleek zealot]

ok bye

[radiant frost]

Bruh stop it dude, it's not funny, it's annoying.

[warm moon]

gm gang

[flat kraken]

6

[sleek zealot]

drake the typa guy say "stawp it guys" when something annoys him"

[warm moon]

yea his bitchass getting on my nerves fr

[sleek zealot]

fr

[jolly warren]

Are you just gonna keep saying " the type" because that's the only joke or insult u know

[sleek zealot]

lalala cant hear you

fr

[jolly warren]

Lmao his not wrong on this one

[warm moon]

who tf is u mf

do u know who i am

[sleek zealot]

billy flowers

[flat kraken]

did i enter an elementary school

[jolly warren]

Who puts potatoes on a stick

[faint geyser]

Then it should be a great weapon for you and might get you 2 center pawns or even a knight from the opening if he doesn’t know what he’s doing

[radiant frost]

Modernmetreo is doing that for so long and spamming not him.

[sleek zealot]

thanks whlpo

[warm moon]

modernmetro 1 v 1 rn

[sleek zealot]

no

[warm moon]

chess bitcch

[flat kraken]

🤨

[sleek zealot]

i dont have time rn

[slate owl]

friendly notif you can say bitch just straight up

[jolly warren]

Bro finally made a good joke

[warm moon]

thx for the friendly notice

[jolly warren]

I'm sure he has his reasons besides being scared

[warm moon]

modernmetro the type to have 300 elo

[sleek zealot]

he

[radiant frost]

This is why he is annoying

[warm moon]

am i right guys

[sleek zealot]

"OMG stawp"

[primal fern]

Chill dont be toxic

[radiant frost]

Stfu

[sleek zealot]

ok

[flat kraken]

what the flibbertigibbety is going on in this argument 💀

[warm moon]

who r u

[primal fern]

You just joined the server try to make a good impression man…

[primal fern]

Friend of the server

[faint geyser]

Wow HazzLaz the type to be great at chess smh

[final condor]

You scream >13

[grim edge]

drake the typa guy to play fortnite

[warm moon]

@sleek zealot post in selfie channel rn

[jolly warren]

Whlpo the type of guy to keep saying the same thing over and over because people didn't get it

[jolly warren]

LMAO

[primal fern]

No such channel here

[flat kraken]

is that like the only neutral statement i've seen for the past 10 minutes

[grim edge]

meant <13?

[final condor]

Nope

[grim edge]

why am i so nmiserbale

[faint geyser]

Because you don’t play the Vienna gambit

[primal fern]

You’re not playing enough chess

[final condor]

You just become Gm to be happy

wtf

[grim edge]

i am I went from 700-1800 in 3 months

[jolly warren]

Whlpo the type of guy to think I'm 12 when his mentally 7

[grim edge]

im already gm, if you don't believe me watch my roles

[grim edge]

😦

[last willow]

@real sable gg,!

[radiant frost]

He's handsome

[primal fern]

Thats insane whats your username

[grim edge]

what even is that

[real sable]

Gg

[jolly warren]

What

[last willow]

@grim edge 1v1

[real sable]

I already made a blunder

[faint geyser]

The best chess opening for beginners and intermediates

[flat kraken]

94th president of the USA

[final condor]

No?

[real sable]

Since I said "oops"

[grim edge]

should I try and learn that

[grim edge]

im a gm ur not on my level

[faint geyser]

Yes

[grim edge]

ok

[faint geyser]

Yes!

[final condor]

Learn the Italian or Vienna, not the Vienna gambit

[sleek zealot]

yeah

[final condor]

Garbage gambit

[last willow]

😭 bully

[jolly warren]

I guess that was bros last words

[primal fern]

Username?

[sleek zealot]

beat me as black then against it

[grim edge]

I just mostly play queens gambit as people I play agaisnt don't know how to play agaisnt it

[sterile tusk]

i think Queens Gambit should be good for beginners

[sleek zealot]

well nrn i gtg

[final condor]

I mean most people just decline it

[grim edge]

Ill check on my phone, I don't play chess on computer

[flat kraken]

did you just say learn the vienna but don't learn the vienna gambit bro they're like blood bonded 💀

[final condor]

They really aren’t

[faint geyser]

Vienna gambit will win you like 70% of games at intermediate/beginner

[grim edge]

they see pawn they take pawn

[faint geyser]

And is simple to learn

[grim edge]

ok

[jolly warren]

Brain damage

[grim edge]

thnak you

[flat kraken]

vienna without f4 is just plain boring Italian 💀

[sterile tusk]

yes but i would even say the Queens Gambit is better for beginners

[final condor]

Kek mainline Vienna

[primal fern]

Well?

[faint geyser]

If your playing the Vienna without f4 or the mirrored variation then you might as well not play the Vienna

[sterile tusk]

i started with the Vienna Gambit too and got stuck at 1500 elo

[warm moon]

@sleek zealot whats ur elo

[jolly warren]

Oh I see u only know the mainline and don't wanna know variations

I guess u can say that

[faint geyser]

In terms of winning no in terms of learning idk tbh I’ve never played d4 past the stonewall lol

[primal fern]

You should connect your account

[final condor]

Nobody falls for the Vienna gambit after 1000

[warm moon]

markgamer cracks me up ong

[jolly warren]

Wow funi sarcasm

[faint geyser]

I’ve gone against 1400 and 1500’s who have

[forest quest]

London best opening

[warm moon]

who r u

[jolly warren]

U think?

[final condor]

Jobava London my love

[sterile tusk]

since i started playing the Queens Gambit i got +250 elo ( in 3 days)

[primal fern]

Fots

[jolly warren]

Why does levy recommend us intermediates to play it then

[faint geyser]

Ofc it’s a London player who hates the Vienna gambit -_-

[worthy flume]

i won queen+rook vs 3 minor pieces and 2 rook endgame 💀

[jolly warren]

What

[final condor]

I’m an e4 player

[sterile tusk]

i mean like its good dont wanna say anything else i played it for 6month

[faint geyser]

You’ve played the London you don’t like fun agressive chess

[primal fern]

What is it man

[jolly warren]

Ok what are u tryna say here

[final condor]

Play the kings gambit then

[faint geyser]

Kings gambit is a worse Vienna gambit

[flat kraken]

i'm going to stop you right there.

[forest quest]

Positional slow chess is the way

[jolly warren]

Fr

[grim edge]

hi

[final condor]

Meat riding the Vienna gambit when it’s literally terrible once people start playing it correctly

[faint geyser]

This is mainly in terms of beginners/early intermediates as it can lead to some really tough positions

[forest quest]

Blame levy the under 1000 player god

[faint geyser]

The worst it is at best play is basically equal

[final condor]

I face the Spanish more

[forest quest]

Spanish is better that's why

[final condor]

Berlin is so good!/s

[forest quest]

And Italian

[final condor]

If it’s D4 I just go to an Indian game or kings Indian defense

Most players just play e3 because they don’t know what to do

[grim edge]

shut yo bitch ass u p

[worthy flume]

i won

[forest quest]

That's smart. Best way to beat us d4 players. Other than a benoni type thing To throw us off

[final condor]

or Sicilian. Those are usually more sharp though, so I don’t play them

[grim edge]

💀

[forest quest]

Well Sicilian is only against e4 players

1 e4, c5

[grim edge]

ye a

[final condor]

Yep

[grim edge]

@final condor

[forest quest]

1 d4 c5 is the benoni and it's pretty meh

[final condor]

It would be fun to learn the Dutch defense

[jolly warren]

How do u guys learn openings and memorize it

[flat kraken]

i make hamburger steaks with the benoni

[real sable]

I'm abusing that opening

[forest quest]

Dutch yea like a Sicilian against d4 players lol

[final condor]

Free elo exploit

[forest quest]

Yea it's honestly not good. It's only good to throw people off same with englund gambit. But that one's even worse than benoni.

[real sable]

Tru

[flat kraken]

you sound like you know shit about how the benoni works

[final condor]

But we love the tarrasch against queens gambit

[real sable]

How to post images tho

[jolly warren]

Definitely does not conver the danger or urgency of their current situation

[forest quest]

I mean I face the benoni literally all day as a d4 only player lol

[radiant frost]

You need to be trusted

/trust

[real sable]

How

K

[flat kraken]

💀 fair

[flat kraken]

/trusted

[forest quest]

Lol it's there main weapon. But good players just play a kings indian against me

Ur name

Why you so evil?

[final condor]

I need your credit card info

[real sable]

Alr got ot

[final condor]

[jolly warren]

What kind of subject is this

[forest quest]

It be like that

[real sable]

I'm 13 xD

[flat kraken]

biology

[forest quest]

Kids if you get bullied just bully them back

[final condor]

So there’s a 50% chance you created an account underaged

[forest quest]

Typo

[jolly warren]

Cyber Bully is common, so get used to it

[flat kraken]

I buy kids 👍

[final condor]

Take your sanity you take their life /j

[jolly warren]

Oh nah

[mossy badger]

caro kann 🔛 🔝

[final condor]

Caro Kann is so mid

[mossy badger]

cool opinion

[jolly warren]

What did levy do to this person

[forest quest]

Buy a 9...

[final condor]

Fantasy caro is so boring

[forest quest]

1 c6 2 d5 as black vs everything (:

Basically Carro and Slav vs everything

[jolly warren]

Caro is cool?

[final condor]

I should learn rossalimo

[slate owl]

i wanna learn sicilian but like

[normal hatch]

Trippin

[slate owl]

idk what i should be doing

[jolly warren]

Also @forest quest connect ur account

[normal hatch]

Fantasy is about as fun as the caro can get

[final condor]

You have to study lines

[forest quest]

I mean it's good I don't know if cool that's subjective

[final condor]

Exactly

[forest quest]

Honestly I need to do a deep dive into the Sicilian but I just like my Carro

[jolly warren]

In a ranking scale of the worst, trash, mid, good, amazing, where u putting it in

[final condor]

French defense carried my e4 response when I started

Mfs playing the Saragossa

[forest quest]

Right behind amazing. Sicilian>Carro>French>Scandi

Vs e4 order of effectiveness

[rare tusk]

Hi guys

[pallid plinth]

Sicilian>>>>

[flat kraken]

Funny how I’m almost 2000 and still have no idea what most opening names are 💀

[jolly warren]

It's on the rank of good then

[jolly warren]

Scandi sucks

[final condor]

Only reason I know them is some of them I’ve played near 500 times

[pallid plinth]

That's why it's last

[flat kraken]

I wish to meet you in the deepest pits of hell for where you put scandi (I’m also going to hell for maining modern scandi)

[forest quest]

Yea and even though the Scandi isn't very good it's my favorite to play against e4 for a quick imbalance. I don't recommend it though

[final condor]

If you play queen takes every time then yes

Uhhhhhhhhh

[forest quest]

Scandi is my favorite but not recommend ):

[jolly warren]

What's the point of asking for d5 E4 trade then taking out the queen early when ur gonna fall behind development

[flat kraken]

The fun is objective, the grind Is eternal

[jolly warren]

That's what I mostly see as a reply to my opponent after exd5

[forest quest]

It's actually not bad. If you delve deep into it it ends up being the same pawn structure as a Carro kann. The French Carro and scandi are actually all sibling openings

[jolly warren]

Hmmmm

[normal hatch]

Well Modern Scandi isnt all that good either.

[flat kraken]

Play bdg against scandi

[final condor]

That isn’t the only line

[jolly warren]

What's a bdg

[flat kraken]

I atomise 1900s with it

[jolly warren]

Oh

[forest quest]

Reason people don't recommend the Scandi is it's actually extremely Sharp and very easy to misplay it and be in a losing position early.

[normal hatch]

Idk any other scandi lines.🐈

[jolly warren]

Which one do u prefer in the 3 brothers

[normal hawk]

what a lovely profile

[normal hatch]

c6?

[flat kraken]

Blackmarr Deimer gambit (I think it goes by just deimer gambit on chess.com)

[jolly warren]

Ok

[forest quest]

Depends who I'm playing against. I think the Scandi is good for a quick imbalance. But Carro is the best

[final condor]

Play the Blackburne scandi

very fun

[flat kraken]

What is that

[final condor]

C6

[jolly warren]

Not the type of guy to know and memorize every opening and variations

[normal hatch]

Yeah no

[jolly warren]

Oh ok

[flat kraken]

Bdg is great because theory is just following common sense 💀

[cinder sky]

wdym modern scandi? the qd6 line?

[forest quest]

Bro I've been messing around with an exchange Carro line where I take back with queen instead of pawn. Ends up becoming a Scandi lmao

[final condor]

Nf6

[flat kraken]

Nf6 after exd

[normal hatch]

e4 d5 exd5 Nf6

[cinder sky]

the portuguese

[final condor]

Ew

[jolly warren]

1100 and formerly 1300 and been playing chess for months and still don't know what are theories in chess

[flat kraken]

That is very fun (I had a 100 accuracy game against a 2000 with it 💀)

[forest quest]

Like 1 e4, c6 2 d4, d5 3 exd5 Qxd5

[final condor]

Engine analysis that has been played or studied

[forest quest]

A Carro transposing into a Scandi lmao

[pallid plinth]

Only theory I studied is accelerated dragon no one k ow theory at our lvl

[flat kraken]

Computer lines (they are like 20 moves long)