willow salmon
#💬〡general-off-topic
radiant frost
Black
humble summit
Anyone a London master?
radiant frost
And other 5 moves were out of theory
I am 600 elo so yeah
Don't know much opening theory
hasty iris
@humble summithows the gif with game review symbols going
rotund glen
so you play 6 moves as opening
That’s what I’m saying. It was either book or the most natural move ever. Not impressive
We’re not trying to downplay you but you shouldn’t brag where there isn’t anything to really brag about
viscid jacinth
Check out this #chess game: Ran_Rhy vs Kei_001 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/65371829843
humble summit
<@603355465782394881>hows the gif with game review symbols going
Haven’t had much time, preping for tourneys trying to get my USCF up lol
viscid jacinth
99.3 accuracy in a 18 move game with 2 brilliants fr
humble summit
A guy I’m going against is strictly a London player
viscid jacinth
London isnt that bad if you like being bored
humble summit
nice. whats it at rn?
I’m only 1200 lol, but I’m playing a tourney sat with all 1700+ and Ik I can hang especially with good prep
viscid jacinth
It certainly doesn't has a disadvantage
radiant frost
Check out this #chess game: Ran_Rhy vs Kei_001 - https://www.chess.com/live/game...
Nice
hasty iris
nice gl
humble summit
Thanks, I switched my openings and dropped like 200 elo online 💀
glossy radish
night night
humble summit
But I feel a lot stronger now and slowly going back up
hasty iris
you can apply for an approved alt to practice openings
hasty iris
night night
gn v 👋
humble summit
you can apply for an approved alt to practice openings
Didn’t know that was possible
charred kindle
I broke my last years record for survival puzzle mode
shouldnt have taken me this long
hasty iris
Didn’t know that was possible
charred kindle
in general I would say I am not very tactically sharp
hasty iris
in general I would say I am not very tactically sharp
if u play lots of bullet u can get really good at tactics
boreal coyote
if u play lots of bullet u can get really good at tactics
brullicks
humble summit
https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts
Ty I’ll def check it out
radiant frost
We’re not trying to downplay you but you shouldn’t brag where there isn’t anythi...
Bruh who is bragging
I got 2300 elo estimation once
nimble niche
modern sparrow
just shit on the board smh
radiant frost
London players be like: 
grim edge
i dont get it pls explain
modern sparrow
(d4 is shit)
hasty iris
I got 2300 elo estimation once
grim edge
look at my car immediately
modern sparrow
look at my car immediately
woah i love him
nimble niche
hasty iris
even higher one 
grim edge
radiant frost
even higher one <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
That's the point these estimations aren't very accurate
boreal coyote
chess rizz when??
hasty iris
That's the point these estimations aren't very accurate
yeah theyre based off the ratings in the pgn
so you could change it to 3200 for both players and even if two 400s played the game, it might say 2000 still
radiant frost
yeah theyre based off the ratings in the pgn
How do you get it to show your pfp tho
hasty iris
How do you get it to show your pfp tho
on the browser version
wait even on mobile it should show
weird
serene mason
which openings do you guys think is best at 800 elo
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mossy meteor
chess rizz when??
how about now? 👑
mossy meteor
feeling this rn. head hurty and novelty openings make me want to sleep forever
boreal coyote
how about now? 👑
ayo??
fallow delta
hasty iris
bro i just got mega scammed
i moved my knight to g4 and it said i went to h7
that is the biggest scam ive ever seen lmao what happened 💀
granite yarrow
ive been blitizing to much
i went to doing 15 minute matchs and i ended with 15 minutes
mossy meteor
i moved my knight to g4 and it said i went to h7
dont worry we all make the same mistake in the 0-1200 bracket
serene mason
which is better 10 min or 30 min chess
mossy meteor
i accidentally put my knight in a4 and it appeared in b6 one time 🤷♂️ whoopsie dasie
torpid lintel
Also I just got to 1400 blitz :)
hasty iris
i accidentally put my knight in a4 and it appeared in b6 one time 🤷♂️ whoopsie...
that's not even possible tho
serene mason
anyone 700 - 900 wanna play ?
primal fern
anyone 700 - 900 wanna play ?
hey man be sure to connect ur account to get trusted role here
primal fern
anyone 700 - 900 wanna play ?
i'm 1900
mossy meteor
that's not even possible tho
same
serene mason
hey man be sure to connect ur account to get trusted role here
sure
serene mason
hey man be sure to connect ur account to get trusted role here
how do I do it
livid seal
which is better 10 min or 30 min chess
if you think fast then play 10 min, if you want to think long then 30 min is compatible
digital phoenix
你的妈
livid seal
wo hen hao
torpid lintel
which is better 10 min or 30 min chess
You can play what you want so
10 min spent time for example
(R_doofus said - In a 10+0 game, you should take ... <5s for moves in your preparation ... between 5s and 20s for normal moves (if they're really
obvious you can play them immediately) ... 10s - 50s for critical moves (critical-first move of preparation, loss/win of material, checkmating, complicated position etc.) ... never longer than 100s, even if it's extremely critical.)
In 15 min you will get a lot of time to look for check,captures and attacks. You will also get a lot of time to calculate and more! So thats good for improvement.
livid seal
in Chinese
digital phoenix
ina mo
livid seal
ok I give up
torpid lintel
We should keep it English 😅
digital phoenix
We should keep it English 😅
no !eng
stable jungleBOT
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livid seal
that's why I give up
hasty iris
@digital phoenixchill with that fr u boutta get muted for the 15th time 💀
digital phoenix
chill with what
hasty iris
u know what that means
livid seal
digital phoenix
u know what that means
yeah and its nothing wrong
boreal coyote
okay magnus
hasty iris
yeah and its nothing wrong
in chinese it has explicit implications versus the literal english translation which is harmless
digital phoenix
what kind of implication
hasty iris
explicit implications
digital phoenix
its just ur dirty mind
primal fern
how do I do it
type /connect
digital phoenix
beaver mods?
yeah
hasty iris
its just ur dirty mind
no it's literally a short form for a pretty explicit term
digital phoenix
and they dont give a dam
hasty iris
you arent chinese so you dont know
digital phoenix
no it's literally a short form for a pretty explicit term
dm me what it could be cos i have no clue
livid seal
okay magnus
bro it's a joke lol
boreal coyote
bro it's a joke lol
i know💀💀💀
serene mason
type /connect
done
jolly harness
hello
vapid schooner
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digital phoenix
you arent chinese so you dont know
also i am
nimble niche
youre not malaysian?
he's ethnically chinese
boreal coyote
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
grim edge
its just ur dirty mind
Oh my god
I pored the rest down the sink cause its disgusting @hasty iris
serene mason
I connected the account how do I get role?
hasty iris
I connected the account how do I get role?
be active for 5 days
serene mason
I see
hasty iris
use /trust to see
hasty iris
I pored the rest down the sink cause its disgusting <@287366387465322497>
bruh...
grim edge
Brick lets play chess
livid seal
I connected the account how do I get role?
you got it
hasty iris
Brick lets play chess
bullet only
grim edge
I wanna say bad words to you
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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Rapid: 2066 (2159 peak)
Blitz: 1899 (1933 peak)
Bullet: 2110 (2183 peak)
hasty iris
I wanna say bad words to you
grim edge
Not only i stopped playing but i also drank a bit
I think its fair to say that you will easily win even in rapid
And i dont have a mouse so cant play bullet
boreal coyote
damn
coral hatch
Ching Chong Quinning.
serene mason
I see
boreal coyote
Ching Chong Quinning.
...
grim edge
@hasty iris im begging you
boreal coyote
...
hasty iris
<@287366387465322497> im begging you
i dont play rapid homie
hasty iris
only otb rapid
livid seal
yeah my blitz is 1900 rn
digital phoenix
@jade relic i have big news
hasty iris
https://www.chess.com/member/chess_god_0-0 @livid sealwho is this account
boreal coyote
<@786627803255799838>Yours is so small.
???
livid seal
it's my friend alt
livid seal
I played with him unrated yesterday
boreal coyote
Again mine is longer and better than yours.
what are you referring to
livid seal
brick go dm I'll tell
hasty iris
it's my friend alt
tell him to avoid making alts like that, the engine use could get the account and other accounts it plays against flagged. especially when theres clear engine use. just play regular chess and test engine games in analysis tool, not in real games
coral hatch
So, mine is longer and better than yours.
Even my question marks are longer and better than yours.
livid seal
tell him to avoid making alts like that, the engine use could get the account an...
I told him already he just wants to play me like that
boreal coyote
So, mine is longer and better than yours.
awesome.
hasty iris
I told him already he just wants to play me like that
be careful, you dont want to have your accounts randomly flagged for those games
boreal coyote
Aren't you ashamed of your small one?
okay but
digital phoenix
tell him to avoid making alts like that, the engine use could get the account an...
cheating in unrated?
boreal coyote
cheating in unrated?
fr
worn iceBOT
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Bullet: 1397
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Bullet: 1397
boreal coyote
ahh
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Bullet: 1397
livid seal
bro don't do that u'll be muted
hasty iris
cheating in unrated?
allowed kinda but sus, u can still be banned for cheating in unrated games
digital phoenix
yeah well i think u just need to say it in cc chat
hasty iris
it's basically only allowed if you make your opponent aware that you are using engine moves
digital phoenix
along with opponent agreeing also in cc chat
hasty iris
ye
livid seal
It's my friend alt, and I agreed.
but I'm gonna tell him to never do that again
me2
random drum
My frnd reached 1356 rating with just 10 games 8 wins and 1 draw and only 1 loss
livid seal
My frnd reached 1356 rating with just 10 games 8 wins and 1 draw and only 1 loss
that's awesome
vapid schooner
Ez checkmate
hasty raven
What?
rich nimbus
Ez checkmate
Lvl 9000
livid seal
Ez checkmate
boreal coyote
Ez checkmate
bro...
hasty raven
3 non-blunder ways of blocking
worn iceBOT
Name: check mate (ultimatespryzen)
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Rapid: 476 (617 peak)
Blitz: 293 (peak)
Bullet: 360 (388 peak)
boreal coyote
phew
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False
Rapid: 2066 (2159 peak)
Blitz: 1899 (1933 peak)
Bullet: 2110 (2183 peak)
Name: Shrimpio Afriprawnus (shrimpfr2)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 692 (904 peak)
Blitz: 221 (436 peak)
Bullet: 272
livid seal
sad for me that im stuck at blitz
hasty raven
I've been on a losing streak
radiant frost
Lol blitz and bullet
hasty raven
I don't like fast chess
livid seal
i like both
hasty raven
I like to take my time
radiant frost
Play more puzzles
boreal coyote
how💀😭
livid seal
im good at bullet that's why
radiant frost
But i have high rating on bullet somehow
361 in bullet is lower than 418 in rapid if you know math
digital phoenix
im good at bullet that's why
i would like to point out 2100 bullet is quite literally the same thing as 2k and 1900
boreal coyote
why do you get 2000 in each mode, why not try to specifically play 1 mode as much as possible?
livid seal
i would like to point out 2100 bullet is quite literally the same thing as 2k an...
yeah
grim edge
:3c
hasty raven
I imagine playing all 3 modes makes you a better player overall
livid seal
why do you get 2000 in each mode, why not try to specifically play 1 mode as muc...
that would not be good in the future
hasty iris
i would like to point out 2100 bullet is quite literally the same thing as 2k an...
bullet anyone can lose to +- 250 i think
hasty raven
Which is why I'm still terrible
boreal coyote
I imagine playing all 3 modes makes you a better player overall
ohhh
hasty iris
especially higher ratings, even larger deviation
digital phoenix
why do you get 2000 in each mode, why not try to specifically play 1 mode as muc...
some people do but 1 mode until 2k is as much as u can go until u realize u suck at other tc
also if ur 2k rapid and 1100 bullet theres clearly something wrong
livid seal
playing fast : makes you good at thinking instantly
makes you bad at calculating
playing slow : makes you good at calculating deeply
makes you bad at playing when you're low on time
digital phoenix
playing fast disadvantage is just making u play fast
hasty raven
I don't like how Magnus Carlsen never lets his opponents checkmate him
He always resigns
livid seal
playing fast disadvantage is just making u play fast
yeah
radiant frost
also if ur 2k rapid and 1100 bullet theres clearly something wrong
Imagine being 2400 blitz and 2100 bullet
boreal coyote
I don't like how Magnus Carlsen never lets his opponents checkmate him
He always...
saves him time
hasty iris
I don't like how Magnus Carlsen never lets his opponents checkmate him
He always...
most baseless comment 💀
livid seal
Imagine being 2400 blitz and 2100 bullet
that's not wrong
digital phoenix
Imagine being 2400 blitz and 2100 bullet
im just bad
hasty iris
His chess.com profile
if there is a worthy mate on the board he will let it get played
hasty iris
100% of his losses are resignations
that's impossible lol, he has timed out tons and gotten mated tons as well
boreal coyote
that's impossible lol, he has timed out tons and gotten mated tons as well
yes
radiant frost
I don't like how Magnus Carlsen never lets his opponents checkmate him
He always...
That's the story of most grandmasters
hasty raven
"It saves him time" time for what? He'll make a huge event of playing 2 games a day while other people watch, what else does he have going on?
hasty iris
"It saves him time" time for what? He'll make a huge event of playing 2 games a ...
not about the time, about the respect
but also he has gotten mated tons so idk what youre talking about
hasty raven
Alt f4
hasty raven
Yeah, birds opening goes crazy
hasty iris
Man, I'm just going off what I saw on his chess.com profile
check his game vs GM hammer
beautiful mate that he let happen on the board
worn iceBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/live/66685869281
hasty raven
Nah, that's more effort than I care to put into defending an argument on the internet
hasty iris
im sharing something nice
hasty raven
Also, you made the game private
hasty iris
not arguing
hasty raven
I can't see anything
hasty raven
It never takes me to the app
lament jacinth
Hi guyss
hasty iris
bruh
hasty raven
I'm not buying a PC for chess
That's like taking a car across the street to your friend's house
primal mirage
lol
lament jacinth
That's a real lol moment
viscid jacinth
I'm not buying a PC for chess
That's like taking a car across the street to your...
Mobile works just fine
dense ravine
Whats better for black opening
Scandinavian or caro kann
radiant frost
Obviously caro
hasty raven
Whats better for black opening
Scandinavian or caro kann
Caro
Scandi allows white to win a tempo on your queen
Completely unnecessary
radiant frost
No one plays scandi in high level chess
worthy flume
4th day of getting brilliant everyday, today in bullet
hasty raven
How is that a brilliant
worthy flume
How is that a brilliant
My knight hanging
viscid jacinth
Fishing pole nice
digital phoenix
No one plays scandi in high level chess
i used to
worthy flume
Bruh I am talking about GMs
I have gm in nickname so
radiant frost
Bruh
coral hatch
I taught Carlsen the basics of chess.
I always believed he will amount to something in life.
random drum
@cyan pondDm? I have something to tell
heavy cosmos
Sup fellas
summer mesa
One message removed from a suspended account.
neon parrot
Maybe I should just accept that I've plaeteud at 1200
digital phoenix
in my professional opinion be better
bright glade
Maybe I should just accept that I've plaeteud at 1200
No
lapis brook
Hi chat
agile apex
a
bright glade
They're just too good
Start thinking them trash instead of good
lapis brook
Would someone say hi to me
digital phoenix
hi
bright glade
Why would you expect to win if you think your opponent is good
grim edge
math is boring asf
bright glade
You might find a mistake if you think your opponent is being stupid
random drum
Hikaru bot vs Ding bot
bright glade
And there will be countless mistakes
digital phoenix
i go into every otb game telling myself my opponent is shit
neon parrot
And there will be countless mistakes
Countless mistakes, but no blunders
Maybe like only 1
Which is nothing
bright glade
Maybe like only 1
You're fooling yourself
candid river
Heya
lament jacinth
Hey
neon parrot
I just feel like they're good man idk what to tell you
bright glade
I just feel like they're good man idk what to tell you
They're literally not
neon parrot
They're literally not
They are
lament jacinth
if you say so
neon parrot
Because they never make any huge blunders they just make you die slowly
bright glade
Then tell me why can I adopt any 1200?
neon parrot
You are 2000
bright glade
What does that have to do with anything? I thought 1200 didn't make mistakes
I thought they were good and I would die slowly
bright glade
Small? Hmmm
neon parrot
They are small
lament jacinth
1200s blunder their queens 8/10 games
neon parrot
Nahh
neon parrot
Yeah they do
You don't know shit
bright glade
You would be able to answer my question if you had analysed your games in depth
lament jacinth
You don't know shit
Not like I was 1200 once upon a time
bright glade
You don't know shit
No need to be rude
Liya and I only want to help you
neon parrot
Not like I was 1200 once upon a time
Because things changed
1200's don't blunder their queen
And I know that because I am 1200 right now
bright glade
What's your account?
lament jacinth
Because things changed
1200's don't blunder their queen
Ive seen 1600s blunder their queens to pawns
digital phoenix
Because things changed
1200's don't blunder their queen
fun fact if u dont see queen blunders doesnt mean it is not a queen blunder
bright glade
Yesterday. 2100 blundered his queen to me
lament jacinth
Real
bright glade
But it was rare so it doesn't support my argument but it was funny
neon parrot
fun fact if u dont see queen blunders doesnt mean it is not a queen blunder
Not even in analysis does it show that. I analyze all y games
bright glade
Not even in analysis does it show that. I analyze all y games
By using free game review or what?
neon parrot
By using free game review or what?
Yes
lament jacinth
@neon parrot play a game live I want to review these hidden GM 1200s you're talkimg about
digital phoenix
how do u analyse games with one game review
neon parrot
It's good enough
bright glade
how do u analyse games with one game review
I imagine he uses the one where it outs a ? On brilliants etc
bright glade
It's good enough
It's literally the worst and highly inaccurate it's not good at all
You'd be better off having a person analyse those games
lament jacinth
It's good enough
Send your user and play a game I want to see how magical these 1200s are
live
bright glade
I don't know why you're so stubborn
neon parrot
You're stubborn, actually
lament jacinth
He just wants to argue everything
neon parrot
I'm telling you they don't blunder queens
bright glade
You're stubborn, actually
But I'm literally right so I do have the right
grim edge
Whats going on here?
digital phoenix
I'm telling you they don't blunder queens
if u can only win by a queen blunder get help
bright glade
You're a beginner
lament jacinth
yes you are
grim edge
Still beginner
lament jacinth
a beginner
bright glade
You're barely intermediate in my eyes
grim edge
It doesnt matter how long you play, it matters how you play
lament jacinth
1400 plus is intermediate I'd say
neon parrot
It doesnt matter how long you play, it matters how you play
I play good
bright glade
But as you wish, call yourself expert and plateaued at 1200 and call 1200 gods
grim edge
Yea sure
neon parrot
I am an intermediate.
grim edge
And i play like mfing Nimzowitsch
lament jacinth
@neon parrot play a game live so I can watch and see what you're talking about. I'll give you feedback
neon parrot
I don't have time for that
For example this guy's pretty good
https://www.chess.com/member/ganeshprabu23
lament jacinth
But you have time to complain to people who are literally double your elo that 1200s are unbeatable
grim edge
1200s arent good at chess in all honesty
digital phoenix
I am an intermediate.
no ur not
digital phoenix
why do u insist on hiding the fact that ur shit
lament jacinth
Real
grim edge
Damn lasagna out here being straight asf
neon parrot
why do u insist on hiding the fact that ur shit
I'm not shit, I'm a decent intermediate player
normal hawk
Hi, as a 1200 bob i agree that 1200 is indeed ass
grim edge
Best way to realize you're shit is to read a chess book
normal hawk
we just know how to play against worse players
neon parrot
But I'm not here to argue with a 2400 genius
digital phoenix
I'm not shit, I'm a decent intermediate player
where did u get that from
neon parrot
You probably play chess since you're 3 or something
digital phoenix
nope
neon parrot
But I don't care
lament jacinth
I'm not shit, I'm a decent intermediate player
You're shit at chess, and when you realise you're shit Is when you realise you can improve and become NOT SHIT
normal hawk
Why is there so much ego here ?
neon parrot
You're shit at chess, and when you realise you're shit Is when you realise you c...
I'm not shit
digital phoenix
Why is there so much ego here ?
hes in denial
lament jacinth
be in denial
velvet sphinx
grim edge
Shit if i'd know, none of the ego here is mine 
neon parrot
I will deny something that is wrong, yes
grim edge
Turtle.
lament jacinth
Bros ego is larger than the Eiffel tower
mild apex
weak ego
neon parrot
<@1136745919488995499> do u blunder queen
I don't blunder my queen
lament jacinth
now you're straight up lying
grim edge
Nah probably blunders a knight or bishop
lament jacinth
Im sure I can check one of your last 10 games amd see a queen blunder
neon parrot
now you're straight up lying
🙅♂️
1200 blunder knights and bishops, like morphy said
lament jacinth
You realise hikaru blunders queens?
neon parrot
I'm better than hikaru at some aspects
lament jacinth
Uh
neon parrot
He makes small mistakes that can be exploited
digital phoenix
what are u on
lament jacinth
Let @digital phoenix take this one
neon parrot
And blunders, too
grim edge
Bro thinks he's Hikaru better than Hikaru 💀
lament jacinth
He makes small mistakes that can be exploited
Ah yeah you're better than the runner up world champion who's 3300 elo
real pulsar
5 stages of accepting that you're shit💀
lament jacinth
5 stages of accepting that you're shit💀
He isn't even on stage one yet
lament jacinth
i cant deal with stupidity
It's actually embarrassing, I feel embarrassed for him
craggy verge
grim edge
Nah i am leaving this shi, i am gonna go read Nimzowitsch's masterpiece of a book
neon parrot
lament jacinth
help me xplain how hxg5 is a brilliant move
Send it in a ss im not bothered clicking it, if you can't cause you're not trusted send it in my dms
craggy verge
- im dum at chess
vapid schooner
How is this brillant
digital phoenix
if take rook its mate
vapid schooner
Pxe3 is not forced
viscid jacinth
How is this brillant
It is what it is
digital phoenix
if u go Kd2 ur basically dead
vapid schooner
0-0 or Qe2
digital phoenix
its check how u gonna castle
viscid jacinth
You cant castle during a check
digital phoenix
and qe2 then rxe2 bishop covers the square
viscid jacinth
And you dont wanna lose your queen i suppose
vapid schooner
Yeah but it is forced to avoid checkmate
boreal coyote
whats a good solid opening gambit?
viscid jacinth
Yeah but it is forced to avoid checkmate
A brilliant doesnt needs to be a forced checkmate duh
boreal coyote
bro nobody is playing unrated rn
viscid jacinth
whats a good solid opening gambit?
Idk stafford maybe?
Albin countergambit too ig
lament jacinth
Is the delusional guy gone
viscid jacinth
Did you look at a mirror or smth
neon parrot
No!
viscid jacinth
Hello jacob
neon parrot
I'm practicing more to become a 1300
lament jacinth
nah,that's impossible
viscid jacinth
Practice makes the man perfect
lament jacinth
1200s are too powerful
viscid jacinth
Not woman tho
neon parrot
nah,that's impossible
It might be, in a few weeks, But in a few months I think I can get to 1300
lament jacinth
Not woman tho
last time I made a threat I got timed out so I can just sit angrily
viscid jacinth
Skill issue
neon parrot
I just have a 💩 sleep sometimes
digital phoenix
last time I made a threat I got timed out so I can just sit angrily
imagine being scared of to
viscid jacinth
It might be, in a few weeks, But in a few months I think I can get to 1300
Few months??? Pfft
lament jacinth
It might be, in a few weeks, But in a few months I think I can get to 1300
Hopefully in a few months your ego will die down too
viscid jacinth
More like few days
neon parrot
Hopefully in a few months your ego will die down too
I have 0 ego irl, don't worry
lament jacinth
Doubt
digital phoenix
I have 0 ego irl, don't worry
have ego on things that deserve ego
viscid jacinth
I have ego and no one seems to have problem with it
Like i claim i can adopt las easily
digital phoenix
yeah but i alrdy adopted u
lament jacinth
I have ego and no one seems to have problem with it
His is crazy stupid ego
neon parrot
More like few days
Noo..
viscid jacinth
yeah but i alrdy adopted u
That was because it was bullet
And bullet on mobile sucks
digital phoenix
That was because it was bullet
what makes u think u can beat me in any other tc
mild apex
And bullet on mobile sucks
sometimes
viscid jacinth
what makes u think u can beat me in any other tc
I am Stronger, I am smarter, I am better
digital phoenix
yeah ur smarted
lament jacinth
And bullet on mobile sucks
Nah it's better tbh
mild apex
especially u facing pc players
boreal coyote
bro my opponent resigned on the 5th move in 15|10 rapid...
lament jacinth
What elo
viscid jacinth
Nah it's better tbh
Oh no no no
mild apex
Nah it's better tbh
premoving is a drawback for mobile
frigid field
@narrow dune since some people don't take en passant in chess even though it's forced, can you ask chess.com to add a setting in the Custom rules tab where en passant is a forced move when available?
viscid jacinth
Oh yeah i passed 60k messages
lament jacinth
premoving is a drawback for mobile
True
mild apex
Oh yeah i passed 60k messages
nice
native laurel
cheez
mild apex
still 10k+
viscid jacinth
<@651671576479268884> since some people don't take en passant in chess even thou...
Why ping mods for no reason
native laurel
Moldy cheez
lament jacinth
Chat quick there's no mods, do something stupid
frigid field
Why ping mods for no reason
not no reason, mods can talk to chess.com admins no?
native laurel
Rotten cheez
digital phoenix
not no reason, mods can talk to chess.com admins no?
do it in chess.com suggestions
mild apex
i finally watch one piece
viscid jacinth
Weeb
frigid field
do it in chess.com suggestions
but that's shit, I feel like they don't even look at those
viscid jacinth
Like Jesus
lament jacinth
Like Jesus
Dont use the name in a mocking way
viscid jacinth
but that's shit, I feel like they don't even look at those
viscid jacinth
Dont use the name in a mocking way
Jesus christ you are right
digital phoenix
bright glade
but that's shit, I feel like they don't even look at those
they look at bug reports atleast
viscid jacinth
heheheha
upbeat viper
frigid field
they look at bug reports atleast
bug reports 🤮 
viscid jacinth
But if you squint your eyes
lament jacinth
Jesus christ you are right
It's not funny stop
viscid jacinth
It's not funny stop
cry me a river
mild apex
i see bast
lament jacinth
cry me a river
you were concerned about people talking about ghandi show the same respect
viscid jacinth
Better Cast Bast
digital phoenix
better slap bast
upbeat viper
i see bast
Yes that's me
viscid jacinth
you were concerned about people talking about ghandi show the same respect
I never disrespected jesus, you are just getting offended for no reason duh
mild apex
bastastic
lament jacinth
I never disrespected jesus, you are just getting offended for no reason duh
Dont use his name in vain. Fullstop
bright folio
i got to 2000 puzzle rating and somehow i played like GM now
digital phoenix
i got to 2000 puzzle rating and somehow i played like GM now
not for long
viscid jacinth
Dont use his name in vain. Fullstop
Whatever
mild apex
i got to 2000 puzzle rating and somehow i played like GM now
current elo?
bright folio
1500 approx
mild apex
1500 approx
u r gonna suffer at 1700
viscid jacinth
Apparently if i say "Oh god, thats bad" i am mocking god duh
digital phoenix
Which ball to choose
bright folio
i enjoy chess now
viscid jacinth
Which ball to choose
This one looks cool
viscid jacinth
i enjoy chess now<:GIGAHORSIE:1076272698344349786>
not for long, sir
viscid jacinth
Like Jesus
She is crying because i said this lol
viscid jacinth
Which ball to choose
Is that roblox wtf
viscid jacinth
Kfc fr
mild apex
roblox will nvr be like that
worn iceBOT
Name: Jim Brown (crispyelmoo)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 979 (1428 peak)
Blitz: 1010 (1079 peak)
Bullet: 1005 (1022 peak)
mild apex
Also bruhnoo got locked out
how?
viscid jacinth
he put rinqed pfp as his pfp
And he got banned for impersonation
I mean, I warned him
boreal coyote
Also bruhnoo got locked out
WHAT
viscid jacinth
YES
mild apex
*I mean, I warned him*
damn
viscid jacinth
YOU HEARD IT RIGHT
mild apex
karma ig
viscid jacinth
what do you mean by karma
Hello Kia
Do you have the car Kia
And the phone nokia
Also get me a fridge from Ikea
digital phoenix
kia cars are nice
viscid jacinth
Well thats KIAnda funny
Thanks my name is Rhythm
Rhythm Rangra
Take the first three letters from my name and surname
And you get Rhy Ran
echo kestrel
Just beat someone 150 points higher in 13 moves and 40 seconds total lolll
viscid jacinth
Just beat someone 150 points higher in 13 moves and 40 seconds total lolll
are there even 150 points in chess
echo kestrel
are there even 150 points in chess
Yes
viscid jacinth
Oh you meant elo
I suppose he is like 1964 rapid
2091 blitz
And like 2210 bullet
Dont worry tntcheckmate
858 rapid
785 blitz
929 bullet
Nice you are from Iran
k i will stop
Not really
Chess.com does
I just clicked on your profile and clicked "Apps"
primal mirage
damn
primal mirage
It is!!
yesterday i played 6h chess, to go to 2490 like 4 times and eventually in the end dropped to 2380 😂
I almost punched my keyboard istg
viscid jacinth
I will play chess for 6 hours too one day
viscid jacinth
Breathe manually
primal mirage
manually? 💀
so many prodigy's indeed
damn still no trusted, while i been here since 30th im quite sure ...
mild apex
Breathe manually
i need a manual guide for this
primal mirage
ye but it says need 7 days, but this is the 7th yk
grim edge
morfi shouldn't you be in class
primal mirage
i cant stream puzzles 💀
grim edge
morfi shouldn't you be in class
Its online class
You dont gotta act like my mother
lmao
I am basically free for rest of the day cause they just sent some shit online to do
mild apex
math?
upbeat viper
Ofc
humble summit
Dude in front of you is gone
boreal coyote
i just won a queen on the 7th move.
upbeat viper
wat topic <@315556428775555072> ?
Series
boreal coyote
can someone review https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90322142675?tab=review
mild apex
Infinite sum
oh
tropic plaza
Oh just arithmetic/geometric series but harder
mild apex
i know wat it is
so its progression?
like arithmetic and geometric progression?
but harder?
upbeat viper
Nah more than that
spring solstice
Bastoura in da class
tropic plaza
Just finding the infinite sum of terms?
mild apex
sum to infi
tropic plaza
Oh ok
upbeat viper
For more complicated sequences than juste geo/arith
drowsy crest
your teacher made an error in board 3 line 5 its actually 3 pie/2 not 5 pie /2
vapid schooner
Who is GM Vladislav Artemiev
rugged jacinth
general is ded
boreal coyote
average person who doesnt use stockfish:
rugged jacinth
Did he?
nimble niche
drowsy crest
I GO 1000
worn iceBOT
Name: Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 943 (peak)
Blitz: 476 (673 peak)
Bullet: 656 (669 peak)
drowsy crest
gawd fobby bischer your profile sucks
cerulean stirrup
Hey guys
Can you guess what opening/gambit this guy plays
Like from the appearance alone what opening do you think this guy would play?
bright glade
london
cerulean stirrup
Why?
bright glade
l o n d o n
slate owl
Like from the appearance alone what opening do you think this guy would play?
probably e4 but he makes up his own openings after 2nd move
nimble niche
e4 e5 g3
cerulean stirrup
If anyone is wondering who this guy is he's Arnold Shpitz from Lisa: The Pointless
slate owl
wintry scarab
steep hinge
30.6
lime lava
Thats normal no?
grim edge
French
boreal coyote
damn i won against a 3000 in 20s bullet
last willow
anyone wanna play 10 min unrated
supple imp
3 of my last 12 games on my alt have below 80 acc and I'm 1800 on my alt
boreal coyote
anyone wanna play 10 min unrated
sure
supple imp
Those 3 games I won as well
upbeat viper
supple imp
In rapid
boreal coyote
ayo?
grim edge
Who tf is that?
boreal coyote
https://play.chess.com/pDR9k
done
supple imp
Who tf is that?
An admin
boreal coyote
you said it was unrated
boreal coyote
since idk if i have time for a 10min
supple imp
Okay but who tf is that still?
Anitta an admin on cc discord
grim edge
Cc discord, where's that place at?
upbeat viper
Who tf is that?
Anitta
last willow
@boreal coyote yes it is unrated
boreal coyote
<@786627803255799838> yes it is unrated
nah it said it was rated
supple imp
Cc discord, where's that place at?
I heard its a nice small town in Thailand
last willow
grim edge
I heard its a nice small town in Thailand
I heard it was in Brazil no?
last willow
lol idk
supple imp
I heard it was in Brazil no?
It's in both
grim edge
Nah you wacky
last willow
Thats not me loll
grim edge
Wacky ah mf
boreal coyote
https://play.chess.com/pDR9k
i clicked on this link
grim edge
How tf cc discord a town in Thailand and Brazil?
boreal coyote
glitchy💀💀
vapid schooner
supple imp
How tf cc discord a town in Thailand *and* Brazil?
England is a city in the USA and a country
boreal coyote
bro
grim edge
England is a city in the USA and a country
Nah no mfing way, a country??? Where it at, in Africa?
supple imp
Oceania
grim edge
Holy shit, its a paid actor of a country
vapid schooner
grim edge
Rxg7+, Kh8, Rh7+, Kg8, Rh8#
boreal coyote
is it not mate if Qg7?
flat kraken
grim edge
Queen is pinned
boreal coyote
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
flat kraken
is it not mate if Qg7?
the queen is pinned 💀
boreal coyote
i get tunnel vision😥
flat kraken
boreal coyote
how do i reduce tunnel vision tho? one time i thought it was mate in 1 but i didnt see this bishop on the other side of the board and my attack dissapeared
flat kraken
how do i reduce tunnel vision tho? one time i thought it was mate in 1 but i did...
get better
grim edge
Play more and look at the board
Or as Magnus said "sit at the chessboard, play with yourself... Its amazi-"
primal mirage
lmao
flat kraken
Or as Magnus said "sit at the chessboard, play with yourself... Its amazi-"
good advice from magnus, but the problem here is my virtual opponent is not the best player in the world, but some snub who doesn't know move 6 of najdorf theory
primal mirage
how do i reduce tunnel vision tho? one time i thought it was mate in 1 but i did...
well never be focused on one side of the board, also memory training can help. Since you will / might remember theres a bishop on ... that was placed early game for instance
grim edge
good advice from magnus, but the problem here is my virtual opponent is not the ...
Such a skill issue, imagine not knowing Najdorf theory
flat kraken
i just beat people without learning theory 👍
grim edge
I just beat people without learning theory
flat kraken
flat kraken
u can do that till 2k ngl
i am about to reach 2k rapid :DD
grim edge
Birdie time
primal mirage
good stuff
grim edge
🐦
grim edge
My bro fr gonna be 2k like thats some good shit
grim edge
That skelly rocking the hip walk ong fr fr
flat kraken
digital phoenix
he shouldve been gao
foggy sage
ive gotten like 500000 black games already
digital phoenix
itll balance out
foggy sage
i just wanna play white come onnnnnn
slate owl
me af:
foggy sage
i just opened cc to play one game as white and ive beel playing since like 50 minutes trying to get 1 game as white
flat kraken
sterile tusk
https://www.chess.com/game/live/90324017439 can someone pls use gamereview? i think i played rly solid in the opening + middlegame
sterile tusk
endgame i only had 1min left and got 1 blunder and 2 mistakes but they werent losing xD
slate owl
UwU~
lament jacinth
cringe
slate owl
slate owl
me when no access
digital phoenix
skill issue
slate owl
lament jacinth
How's life for everyone here
lilac wadi
candid river
How's life for everyone here
🤷♀️
digital phoenix
dead
lilac wadi
Fr
candid river
Fine
digital phoenix
wait he just became trusted
never a good sign
lilac wadi
How does your first minute of bring trusted feel like
It's feel okay
lament jacinth
Im glad its feel okay
slate owl
i dont have any pants in my closet
lament jacinth
buy some
grim edge
i dont have any pants in my closet
Mf became roman
slate owl
been so long since i touched grass didn't even realize
lament jacinth
True just wear a leaf
lilac wadi
slate owl
luckily the femboy drawer came in clutch
lament jacinth
What's that
lilac wadi
supple imp
I think I mightve just played a cheater but I could've just been another guy on his alt like me
He created his account 40 mins ago
quiet sparrow
Pretty sure that's called smurfing
slate owl
the cat shakers
lament jacinth
It was hikaru fr
supple imp
Pretty sure that's called smurfing
Having an alt and smurfing are different
Smurfind would mean that you're throwing your games to get to a lower rating
lament jacinth
Couldn't be me
wintry scarab
Anyone wanna play rapid or blitz
supple imp
He won all his games on his account except the one he played against me
It was -4 for him I'm just lucky af he disconnected
lament jacinth
Smurfind would mean that you're throwing your games to get to a lower rating
@digital phoenix I swear someone you played did that once
Can't put my finger on who it was though
upbeat viper
re chat
wraith shoal
how do i improve my chess bullet rating from 1720 to 1800 or higher?
grim edge
Hikaru
upbeat viper
tbh, just click fast
upbeat viper
and only play solid moves
no need to go for crazy stuff
getting out of opening theory is nice too
I went from 1k8 to 2k in a few days
like no major skill change between the two
slate owl
play good moves and you most likely win
slate owl
otherwise you lose
glass kiln
How do I share a game ?
foggy anchor
How does your first minute of bring trusted feel like
tfw
indigo badger
wassap ppl
indigo badger
how do i improve my chess bullet rating from 1720 to 1800 or higher?
play fast
supple imp
@upbeat viper how long does it take for cc support to answer back
hexed wind
does anyone want any netflix/hulu accs for a lifetime for 7 dollars
rancid hollow
@upbeat viper I challenge you to a chess match!
viscid jacinth
Did you know that dinosaurs cant eat chickens even if they wanted to?
turbid terrace
Why not checkmate?
glass kiln
@wintry scarab instead of reacting to my message at least answer
lament jacinth
Why not checkmate?
Bishop
glass kiln
Why not checkmate?
Lmao
lament jacinth
On g2 💀
tropic plaza
Why is chat slowly dying
winged pulsar
hella ppl are asleep rn i think
viscid jacinth
Why not checkmate?
The sniper
winged pulsar
or going to work
lime lava
because well, bullet is bullet
Everytime I see u
You are trashtalking bullet 
lament jacinth
Americans are asleep
glass kiln
Americans are asleep
Good
viscid jacinth
Everytime I see u
You are trashtalking bullet <:sadcat:1135961520895963277>
You are My rose 🌹
lime lava
Americans are asleep
Im not
rancid hollow
WHO DARES TAKE MY CHALLENGE IN CHESS
viscid jacinth
No one
lime lava
Then go to SLEEP
Why dyu gotta be like thae
upbeat viper
<@315556428775555072> how long does it take for cc support to answer back
2days ?
viscid jacinth
Bast
viscid jacinth
Baguette
lime lava
Bastoura
mystic violet
how do i set up custom positions against bots
viscid jacinth
🥖
lime lava
Why dyu gotta be like thae
.
slate owl
burger eat
foggy anchor
What dpes that mean
that feel when
viscid jacinth
how do i set up custom positions against bots
Yooo gd player
slate owl
I'm munch burger
foggy anchor
its like saying 'relatable'
primal mirage
damn
lament jacinth
Why dyu gotta be like thae
SLEEP
slate owl
rate my deck
lament jacinth
its like saying 'relatable'
My English 💀 thanks
viscid jacinth
rate my deck
Imagine having kind emojis
All emojis should disrespect your opponent
lime lava
My English 💀 thanks
Go sleep
viscid jacinth
I sold my soul doing that grammar mistake
viscid jacinth
Dude wtfff
mystic violet
how do i set up custom positions against bots
???
slate owl
Imagine having kind emojis
if i had magic archer nuh uh I'd immediately switch it for nw kiss
lime lava
Im not in America
Me neither
viscid jacinth
if i had magic archer nuh uh I'd immediately switch it for nw kiss
Yawn emoji is the best tho
slate owl
fr
viscid jacinth
It's been 5 since I sent my email
!welcome
stable jungleBOT
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lament jacinth
Me neither
Liar liar PANTS ON FIRE
viscid jacinth
Welcome to the server subniif
supple imp
Fr
viscid jacinth
Lol you literally fought me for saying jesus
supple imp
Ran be ashamed
lament jacinth
Lol you literally fought me for saying jesus
Irrelevant ?
viscid jacinth
we live we love we lie
upbeat viper
who wants a small TO ?
lament jacinth
@lime lava You better be ASLEEP
upbeat viper
lament jacinth
who wants a small TO ?
Why
lament jacinth
Is it a quota you have to meet or something
viscid jacinth
who wants a small TO ?
I was very happy to accept until i heard the fifth word
lament jacinth
Bastoura never joke
slate owl
🐈💨
viscid jacinth
Check or czech
lament jacinth
Bastoura serious
slate owl
cat fart
lament jacinth
Check or czech
Czech mayte
lament jacinth
I dont breathe
lament jacinth
Ok
lime lava
<@1141090881743618098> You better be ASLEEP
I gotta work
sleek zealot
mario
bright prairie
@upbeat viper hi mr oui oui baguette
sleek zealot
<@315556428775555072> hi mr oui oui baguette
fr
bright prairie
Have a nice day 😘
upbeat viper
<@315556428775555072> hi mr oui oui baguette
hi hi hi hih ih ih ih ihi h ih i
sleek zealot
upbeat viper
PC = potato computer
bright prairie
bright prairie
Mybe he think that pc= portable computer
sleek zealot
this gif cringe as hell dont send that here again or there will be consequences
upbeat viper
this gif cringe as hell dont send that here again or there will be consequences
watchu gonna do
sleek zealot
watchu gonna do
cry
bright prairie
Albert Einstein isn't cringe as hell
upbeat viper
🫂
sleek zealot
Albert Einstein isn't cringe as hell
sorry ur right he was
slate owl
happy femboy friday
lament jacinth
happy femboy friday
Ill be so happy in 2 hours when this day is over
drowsy crest
us liya us
lament jacinth
us liya us
We ll be so happy?LMAO
drowsy crest
We ll be so happy?LMAO
yes
slate owl
dont worry sissy saturday is coming
lament jacinth
MUHAHA AWAY WITH FEMBOYS
slate owl
whatever muhaha is sounds like an egirl laughing fr
lament jacinth
dont worry sissy saturday is coming
Sorry, it's straight Saturday this time
slate owl
more like shut up saturday
lament jacinth
whatever muhaha is sounds like an egirl laughing fr
what a deep technical analysis of the pixels on your screen
slate owl
thank you
lament jacinth
What's an egirl anyway
bitter juniper
Lets go i reached 600 elo
lament dirge
worn iceBOT
https://www.chess.com/game/live/81802705652
lament dirge
the game i reached 600 elo on yay
slate owl
Lets go i reached 600 elo
wow ure pro
lament dirge
wow ure pro
thanks
boreal coyote
the game i reached 600 elo on yay
your opponent was so bad😭how long did it take to get 600?
lament dirge
your opponent was so bad😭how long did it take to get 600?
my first 600 elo is
torpid lintel
the game i reached 600 elo on yay
Good job! :)
lament dirge
1 month
frigid compass
oh yeah i didn't see the queen lol