💬〡general-off-topic

[grim rover]

did i miss two zeroes
i meant 10,000

[cloud garnet]

Gl

[covert cosmos]

gl

[grim rover]

gl 💀

[sleek zealot]

levy could get gm if he really tried but i respect him for not trying to destroy his own brain with it

[candid river]

🤔

[cloud garnet]

What subject?@grim edge

[fluid burrow]

Is it possible to jump up 50 elo relatively quickly?

[covert cosmos]

dude d you think hes not been trying

[sleek zealot]

it depends on what elo you are lmao

[cloud garnet]

I hate Chem

[sleek zealot]

i dont think he has

[fluid burrow]

cognitive failure

[cloud garnet]

Last quiz the teacher looked at me like I fell from the moon

[fluid burrow]

about 600

[sleek zealot]

just play everyday youll get better

[peak plank]

@grim edge I drew Chris last week

[grim edge]

nah it’s too impossible

[peak plank]

The one that plays English, montley, I think

[grim edge]

hikaru already exists

and so does like magnus and everyone else

[sleek zealot]

hikaru is at the top but an average gm would have no chance against him

[cloud garnet]

@candid river are you here?

Could you coach me? As we are the best friends

[grim edge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2ZDyf27V6u99YgChCffKSy?si=fe681cac92304815

[midnight fjord]

?

[candid river]

??

[midnight fjord]

I beat hikaru

Are you a dummy

[candid river]

You're the same rating as me......

https://open.spotify.com/album/78bpIziExqiI9qztvNFlQu?si=nO-bxOEoRnGJaJuj66H2TA

[cloud garnet]

@candid river no

[grim edge]

elliot can you coach me i'll pay you in exposure /j

[midnight fjord]

Shh bye

[cloud garnet]

Your better

[sleek zealot]

you would lose most of the time it doesnt matter if you beat him once

[grim edge]

im joking don't block me

🫶

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

[midnight fjord]

It doesn’t matter yet I drew with him when I was 13 in the only game we played in real life

[grim edge]

😔

[midnight fjord]

Nobody is invincible

Not even hikaru or Magnus

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700627620068458579/943084335765020692/shit_yourself.gif

[sleek zealot]

dude i never said they would always win

[stable mirage]

true

[covert cosmos]

real

[midnight fjord]

« would  have no chance against him »

[grim edge]

should i play chess or try to beat sans after like 7 years

[midnight fjord]

Did I read

[sleek zealot]

you did read but not understand it seems

are you saying ur better than hikaru or what

[candid river]

Elliot I can beat you 😝

[midnight fjord]

Whatever

[stable mirage]

do both at the same time

[midnight fjord]

No?

[grim edge]

oh em gee

[sleek zealot]

then what are we even arguing about

[covert cosmos]

real

[midnight fjord]

Hum unlikely 😝

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[sleek zealot]

i could beat magnus elliot is just a little obstacle

[midnight fjord]

You said a normal GM would have no chance against hikaru which isn’t true

[sleek zealot]

mehh they would still prolly lose more than win is what i mean

[covert cosmos]

google en passant

[midnight fjord]

OK so you mean that someone stronger will win a lower rated player GOOD

[sleek zealot]

holy hell

[covert cosmos]

new response just dropped

[worthy flume]

bro 💀

[hasty iris]

bro hans still has 25 moves to play before move 40 and he's already at 34 mins. bro is gonna lose on time

[midnight fjord]

Nah that’s normal

[sleek zealot]

i meant to say gms still differ a lot in level

[midnight fjord]

You don’t realize time doesn’t matter until it’s -10 mins

[midnight fjord]

Yeah

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179> offensive stuff prolly idk

[hasty iris]

his opponent is out of prep but still has over an hour. how can someone play 25 moves in 30 minutes?

[sleek zealot]

russian is immediately offensive

[normal hawk]

He said Ukraine is russian territory

[hasty iris]

basically only a minute per move, he will lose lol

[worthy flume]

he said im small b*tch

[normal hawk]

So yea

[midnight fjord]

First of all 25 moves = 13 minutes because of the +30 sec every move

[covert cosmos]

dam

[sleek zealot]

oh lmao nvm

[midnight fjord]

Which means he has 43 mins

[normal hawk]

Weed

And lofi

[hasty iris]

i thought increment only came after the 40 moves

[covert cosmos]

if someone told you to eat shit would you do it

[hasty iris]

but i googled it and u are right

[radiant frost]

I mean he's not wrong afterall

[midnight fjord]

No, there is an increment of +30 secs everytime you press the clock

[final gust]

10 brilliants in 1 game. Created an alt acc at beginner cuz the elo grind was too stressful. I was playing a 1100 than I hung a bishop in a EZ endgame. Three he blundered a draw by perpetual check cuz I could keep sacking my rook

[normal hawk]

He is unless you believe that western europe is still the territory of the Roman empire

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179> help

[radiant frost]

Stalemate briliant moves . I have seen such briliant moves a lot

[hasty iris]

approved alt?

[final gust]

Aproved as in?

[covert cosmos]

no

[sleek zealot]

you said we would 1v1 yesterday

[worthy flume]

server mods is more useless than my father

[stable mirage]

those are unrelated

[normal hawk]

Why are you harassing people in a chess discord?

[stable mirage]

but they can both be true

[final gust]

Dam wtf

[covert cosmos]

real

[sleek zealot]

hey now come on

[worthy flume]

<@&745328830649991179> may you pls like... idk do smthing?

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179> i agree

[normal hawk]

Ig just block em

For now

[final gust]

Wat does he mean

[stable mirage]

I don’t remember the command

was it !alt

[stable jungle]

fill up the form https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts

[stable mirage]

yes it was

[sleek zealot]

i have a second account but i dont rly use it much

[worthy flume]

same

[sleek zealot]

trust me yall it aint that useful

[stable mirage]

anti tilt alt

is the main use

[worthy flume]

i used it to play cringle openings but i reached 900 elo at it when was 1000 and left it

[hasty iris]

you cant just make a new account to stomp 1100s in rated games

[sleek zealot]

you mean "playing bad and not worrying about it alt"?

[normal hawk]

Ight fellas imma hit the sheets

[stable mirage]

basically

I would probably do some self imposed challenge on it too

aka bongcloud

[hasty iris]

you can make an alt account and have it approved for a specific purpose (like to try out new openings, manage a club, etc.)

[grim edge]

magnus tops hikaru

[stable mirage]

hiding opening prep

[final gust]

Ohhhh. Nah I'm grinding back up 1.9k.i didn't make the acc to kick ass. I'm stuck at 1.9 I miss the journey

[hasty iris]

if you play on the same IP address with a non-approved alt account, you can get both your alt and main closed for abuse without notice

[jovial vector]

If I wanna continue my puzzle rush on desktop will it save my progress or nah too scared to try it

[final gust]

Ah

[carmine oracle]

DTATHDAFCAFYTCNCETCAIP

[hasty iris]

quickly go apply for it to be approved. or else they may close both your main and alt without notice

[final gust]

Aight

[sleek zealot]

might take a day or two in my experience prolly not any more

[carmine oracle]

LISUBVLIWVBLEWIUVBLAEWIUVHNOSEBVAEBG

[covert cosmos]

stop

[worthy flume]

in ur dreams

[sleek zealot]

i agree

[covert cosmos]

what

[carmine oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/steel-chair-gif-19049284

[covert cosmos]

ok cool

dead chat

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/reviving_chat-reviving-chat-dead-chat-chat-helping-gif-24615132

[keen charm]

RU IS BETTER!

Украина - российская территория, сучка ты маленькая

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179> GET TF ON

[boreal cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179>

[keen charm]

So I can’t have an opinion?

Trying to limit free speech?

[covert cosmos]

its the thing you said after that

[keen charm]

Just like the left does on the daily?

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179> stop leaving like my dad

[keen charm]

I can have an opinion and voice it

[boreal cosmos]

stop talking, you will be out of here soon 😉

[candid river]

New pfp 👀

[stable mirage]

🥺

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179> i pinged yall like 10 times and none of you are getting on

help

[keen charm]

Maybe you could be a weight loss coach too

[grim edge]

:3c

[boreal cosmos]

nomore pings needed, they will come

[stable mirage]

yeah more pings won’t speed it up

[blazing tundra]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

I'm sorry all for my behavior

[stable mirage]

:3

[keen charm]

Just being based so

[covert cosmos]

3

[keen charm]

They are gonna close my acc lmao

[blazing tundra]

What abt mine

[boreal cosmos]

ban x2

[keen charm]

LNAO THEY BANNED ME

HSHSBSHEGSH

MY ACC GOT BANNED LMAO

Fr

W

[blazing tundra]

YEAAAA BOIIII

[worthy flume]

bro you are like me i love you even i dont know you

[boreal cosmos]

finally

[covert cosmos]

real

[boreal cosmos]

i wonder which mod was it

[worthy flume]

1+ hour spend they losed on time

[narrow dune]

[covert cosmos]

omg superman

[worthy flume]

you are my hero

i want kids from you even im a boy

[covert cosmos]

what

[boreal cosmos]

mr jailbreak reacted to pro war message with a muscle emoji...

.

[worthy flume]

can you send image (i blocked them and cannot se what you answered to)

[boreal cosmos]

noneed anymore

[covert cosmos]

'

[boreal cosmos]

jeff mopped up

[worthy flume]

oh ok

jeff is hero of a day

[covert cosmos]

there were 2 other mods online and they just sat there

[worthy flume]

chilling

[narrow dune]

nah they’re busy with other stuff i’m sure

neon also helped

[grim edge]

who have premium

[obtuse harbor]

I tried to help when I had a sec at work

[boreal cosmos]

i dmed some mods also, so they would have been around in a min

[worthy flume]

gimme and i will

[boreal cosmos]

bastoura was 30 sec too late

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90276048655 can analys

[worn ice]

ToprakChesss (1604) vs. tetovo1912 (1501)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nxd5 4. Nxd5 Qxd5 5. [Nf3] Bg4 6. Be2 Nc6 7. O-O e5 8. h3 Bh5 9. Re1 Bb4 10. Nxe5 Qxe5 11. Bxh5 Qxe1+ 12. Qxe1+ Be7 13. b3 O-O 14. Bf3 Nd4 15. Qxe7 Nxc2 16. Rb1 Rfe8 17. Qxc7 Rac8 18. Qxb7 Na3 19. Bxa3 Rb8 20. Qxa7 

[covert cosmos]

no it was like 5 seconds

[worthy flume]

bro didnt understand me

[boreal cosmos]

he replied to my dm

[covert cosmos]

o

[grim edge]

if u have premium can analyse this macht ?

[worthy flume]

i didnt say i have

[grim edge]

I see my blunder

[covert cosmos]

he meant 'give me prenium and i will'

[grim edge]

oh true 😄

[covert cosmos]

eat cheese

[worthy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/logging-into-discord-gif-22298736

[covert cosmos]

no

[worthy flume]

why not

[covert cosmos]

idk

[grim edge]

who have premium ?

[boreal cosmos]

[worthy flume]

you have extra $20?

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-baller-baller-roblox-roblox-meme-roblox-memes-gif-27316151

[worthy flume]

gimme that 20$ and ill double it in 23 years trust me

[covert cosmos]

real

[grim edge]

Financial genius

[covert cosmos]

because green

[grim edge]

Cause you into the zaza

[worthy flume]

because u smoking forbidden things

[covert cosmos]

do you though

[grim edge]

What do you smoke then

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179>

[worthy flume]

i know everything about you berat, your mom told me

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[covert cosmos]

bro 12

[grim edge]

Get off discord then this no place for u

Go play Fortnite or sum

[worthy flume]

go play fortnite

[covert cosmos]

hes playing roblox

[worthy flume]

same thoughts

[sleek zealot]

true gigachad

[grim edge]

Great minds

[covert cosmos]

cap

[worthy flume]

selling roblox skins doesnt count

[grim edge]

Neither am I, I'm 35 and unemployed, put some respect on my name

[worthy flume]

im 15 and unemployed and school dropout so what

[covert cosmos]

im 14 and i have a job of loving kirby

[grim edge]

Lmao he's muted?

[worthy flume]

because roblox is forbidden

[grim edge]

Mods are wise

[sleek zealot]

does it work by now or is it still broken

[worthy flume]

broken

why are you asking on chess server

[sleek zealot]

well you can still click on my profile and listen along from there

[grim edge]

@worthy flume let's play a game my g

[worthy flume]

your g?

[sleek zealot]

his g

[grim edge]

Yes, my g

[worthy flume]

ok send me a link

i will try my best but i a little bit sleepy so i like -400 elo

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-chicanery-breakdown-gif-25422432

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/zHkMK

[covert cosmos]

o

[grim edge]

No worries I am a chess disappointment

[covert cosmos]

same

[worthy flume]

why you aborted

[grim edge]

I didn't wym

[sleek zealot]

usa be like

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/zHkMK

[sleek zealot]

this was a crazy joke im sorry lmao

[worthy flume]

link doesnt work anymore

[grim edge]

Ok you create it then

[lament jacinth]

Hi guys

[worthy flume]

thats funny and skull at same time

[worthy flume]

https://play.chess.com/TQ9k2

[lament jacinth]

How is everyone

[rotund field]

1800 blitz...

[sleek zealot]

i thought you quit no

[rotund field]

Yes

And ofc as soon as I quit I reach a new high blitz peak

[covert cosmos]

?

[rotund field]

Or Rwanda

[hasty iris]

why after more than an hour I come back and chat is still on about politics

[rotund field]

🗿

[boreal cosmos]

not a good question to ask

no politics/war discussion here

[lament jacinth]

Anyone kinda think it's racist that they got rid of the Russian flag on chess.com

[boreal cosmos]

no

[rotund field]

Racist? That wouldn't be racist

[formal briar]

LMFAO I WAS LOSING THEN I FORKED HIS QUEEN WITH A PAWN

[rotund field]

😭😭

[formal briar]

😂

[midnight crescent]

Yo

[boreal cosmos]

Not going to discuss it, you can read chess.com article about removing flags

[lofty oracle]

War is a wrong guys dont support any of the country

[sleek zealot]

thats actually so true lmao

[lofty oracle]

Is message of peace

[formal briar]

war is cool

[covert cosmos]

<@&745328830649991179> HELP CHAT IS TALKING ABOUT POLITICS AGAIN

[sleek zealot]

no politics but we also wont allow russia flags KEKEWWWW

[lament jacinth]

Real

[worthy flume]

ukraine just defending itself but agree

[lament jacinth]

L ping

[lofty oracle]

War is a cool if you just a spectator, if you is actually fight you will find out

[worthy flume]

gg but moving queen away was a blunder

[rotund field]

Oooh you think they'll get rid of my role if I rant about politics

[covert cosmos]

no i just want chat to stop

[jovial vector]

I miss clicked on my final life 😞 new record tho 🙂

[rotund field]

North Korea bad !!!

[covert cosmos]

ok

[formal briar]

Real

[lament jacinth]

Sending this to Kim

[lofty oracle]

Is chess going good to you all?

[rotund field]

Hope he cries

😼

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[rotund field]

No hell no

[lament jacinth]

Expect to be executed 💀

[hasty iris]

yes the university club was finally able to get bookings to i will go play tonight

[formal briar]

guitotine speedrun!

😱

[rotund field]

Nah we homies

[lofty oracle]

Dont worries is just bad day

[rotund field]

No chess is just shit

[lofty oracle]

Ok goodluck haha hopes you do well

[covert cosmos]

me too

[sleek zealot]

shut the hell up

[covert cosmos]

kirby never dies

[formal briar]

since when did we turn 5 years old

[rotund field]

Real tho 💀

OOH I'ma start a topic

Guys anime is actually so mid

[covert cosmos]

what color is a mirror

[sleek zealot]

fr

[glass kiln]

Green

[buoyant briar]

..

[sleek zealot]

green

[lament jacinth]

Anime is CRINGE

[rotund field]

Monochrome

[rotund field]

REALL

[buoyant briar]

these opinions arent valid

[glass kiln]

It is slightly green because of its composition and we can see it when two mirrors are in front of each other

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[worthy flume]

[sleek zealot]

did you also see that one video

[rotund field]

🥱

[glass kiln]

Vsauce ? Then ye lol

[rotund field]

[lament jacinth]

Kek

[covert cosmos]

me when

[glass kiln]

I fr look like that

[sleek zealot]

imagine

[rotund field]

Back camera and front camera 💔

[lament jacinth]

Help

[covert cosmos]

no

[rotund field]

Ayudeme

[normal hatch]

Cállate

[lament jacinth]

Help

[glass kiln]

No

[glass kiln]

Tú cállate

[rotund field]

🥺🥺y'all are so wholesome

[normal hatch]

Suicidate ahora !

[glass kiln]

Hits so hard

[lament jacinth]

That's the peice in learning 😭

[rotund field]

Just learn Flight of the Bumblebee

[lament jacinth]

That's so easy

[rotund field]

[glass kiln]

Rush e

[lament jacinth]

Flight of the Bumble bee is as easy as twinkle twinkle little star

[glass kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/rush-e-gif-23807963

[rotund field]

I only know marry had a little lamb

💔

[lament jacinth]

Fantasie impromptu is one of thr most difficult piano peices ever

[covert cosmos]

hot cross buns harder

[glass kiln]

I'm not really into music at all

[normal hatch]

I know how to play those. Just in Alto Sax

[lament jacinth]

I fractured my leg once trying to learn fantasie impromptu

[covert cosmos]

how is that possible

[glass kiln]

[lament jacinth]

Broke 3 fingers amd fractured my leg fr

[covert cosmos]

blunder

[glass kiln]

Bro was playing with passion

[void fjord]

I just taught myself to play the basic cords of fur Elise or however that’s spelling and I’m currently working on learning the basics of canon in d

[normal hatch]

The piano beat you up or something?

[lament jacinth]

Anyone a music nerd here

[covert cosmos]

no

[buoyant briar]

there are cords in fur elise?

[glass kiln]

I'm more of a math nerd

[lament jacinth]

Am and E mainly

[covert cosmos]

there are chords in every song

[buoyant briar]

hot cross buns

[glass kiln]

I don't listen much to music I don't really care about it

[drowsy lodge]

its cracked they have really fast and you can access every website

[covert cosmos]

no

[glass kiln]

Anyways imma go sleep

[covert cosmos]

ok gn

[glass kiln]

Ty bye

[quartz haven]

anyone still up for vc?

[grim edge]

Is there a way to change discord back to what it was

I hate this new layout

[covert cosmos]

heheheha

✨ hold this until you see the popup

and then hold the sparkle in the popup

[worthy flume]

planting the bomb on f7

[grim edge]

Well played owoxl

You're good

[worthy flume]

im wont win if your queen stayed on d8

because it covers important squares

but when you just moved it

my tactic eye opened

[grim edge]

Nonono stop talking in chess notation

I don't want to think

[worthy flume]

when your queen moved from starting square

[grim edge]

Ok

[worthy flume]

and i hate sicilian its hard to play agaisnt

[grim edge]

That my dumb mind can comprehend

I'm practicing sicilian

But I haven't seen any guides or anything, I'm just experimenting

And so far my conclusion is that I suck at playing it

[worthy flume]

if you just moved e5 instead of c5

i would use my best weapon

but i was playing against sicilian(

[grim edge]

Hehehe

That's why I like sicilian

Everyone expects e5

But then BOOM

[worthy flume]

not everyone

[grim edge]

I lose anyway

[worthy flume]

i met one guy that played st georges defence

and i knew trap agaisnt it

[wintry ice]

where can i post images

[worthy flume]

didnt think it will be useful for me one day

[pallid plinth]

Which Sicilian do u play?

[worthy flume]

he playing like dragon

[pallid plinth]

K same

[worthy flume]

oh hi i forgot to play you

[pallid plinth]

O lol

[fast spoke]

https://play.chess.com/Gn4a8

[hasty iris]

how did a GM play axb5 here

[pallid plinth]

Lemme play 2 more games then I'll play u I'm trying to get back up to 1400

[grim edge]

Classical ig

[worthy flume]

sorry im gonna go sleep rn its 12 am rn and i need at 7 am go ot school

[sterile tusk]

Black to move find the winning combination (he took a rook i saced for a knight on h5)

[worthy flume]

thats easy here here takes takes queen here blocks takes and mate

[high oasis]

almost done work. when i getdone ima be with my cat. and then, ima go on a cat adventure.

[sterile tusk]

there is no mate but yes, its takes takes takes takes

without taking

[little elm]

Ne2 Nc3 Nb1 Qc3?

[high oasis]

cat.

[worthy flume]

does he have job?

[high oasis]

its a she and yes she is a full time huntress.

she goes out and hunts.

and then she sleeps.

[worthy flume]

thats part is like me

but i dont hunt anybody

[high oasis]

she likes cuddles but onky with those she trusts.

[worthy flume]

k im going to sleep

bye and gn

[sterile tusk]

||Ne2+ kh1 Nc3. If: Qc1 then: Nxb1 Qxb1 Qc3 winning the Queen on the next move with re1. If: Qd4 then: Qxd4 Rxd4 Nxb1 and ur in a winning endgame||

[grim edge]

??

[high oasis]

go to sleep. go to bed. brush your teeth.

[peak plank]

its just ne2+ to go to c3?

[compact mantle]

Yoo guys

I just checked the list of the yearly open tournament my chess club holds

Apparently emory tate won the tournament in 2010

[grim edge]

1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1

[grim edge]

andrew tates dad

[compact mantle]

The fact he’s been in my city seems crazy to me

[compact mantle]

Yes

[grim edge]

that’s crazy

[compact mantle]

While I was alive too

[grim edge]

you were 5?

[compact mantle]

Nah 6 even

[grim edge]

that’s wild

[compact mantle]

Fr

Man it would have been so cool if I met him

[grim edge]

but you were 6 and didn’t even know him

[compact mantle]

True but I would remember if I did run into him

So that would be like a revelation

[grim edge]

good point

thoughts on skibidi toilet

he isnt a fortnite player he a god chess player

[final gust]

Can someone help me find a chess meme reel

[stable mirage]

have you tried YouTube and google

[final gust]

It's something abt : me explaining maths v me explaining 21 move sicilian theory

[final gust]

Ye

[stable mirage]

hmm

[final gust]

It's popped up a bunch of times but now I can't find it

Anywhere

I literally saw it yesterday

[stable mirage]

just look at your recently watched videos or something

[final gust]

On insta?

[stable mirage]

bruh insta

ew

[lime lava]

[final gust]

grow up dawg

[grim edge]

in 18 minutes i will literally explode

[final gust]

Wen u wer typing, part of me hoped u would magically have the link I'm looking for

[stable mirage]

according to statistics I should be saying that to you

[final gust]

Huh?

[stable mirage]

dw about it

[final gust]

Most Insta users are teens or sum?

[final gust]

Sigma music ain't playin homie

[cunning urchin]

Prolly

[high oasis]

ima meow you in the face

[sterile tusk]

yep but its more, theres a way to win more material, u can calc these 2 lines after Nc3: Qc1 or Qd4

hi

[fickle rampart]

Do your Duolingo

[grim edge]

IN 6 MINUTES I DIE CHAT

[stable mirage]

o7

[grim edge]

🫡

[lament jacinth]

Cope

[void fjord]

I did mom!

[void fjord]

Pretend to do random moves but secretly set up a trap to kill the queen then you’re golden!

[bright prairie]

@grim edge hii duck ❤️

[drowsy lodge]

why

[fickle rampart]

Pog

[stable mirage]

gone

[grim edge]

I DIED.

So, we lie here in silence
Yes, we lie here in silence
This is normal people things
Just to lie here in silence

[last willow]

anyone wanna play

[lament jacinth]

Yeah sure

[last willow]

i send link

[lament jacinth]

Send in dms

[last willow]

1 moment ok

[stable mirage]

so you can use lichess links?

[lament jacinth]

💀

[grim edge]

NEW LVJY SONG 😭😭😭

[warped vigil]

Lichess > Chess.com

[fickle rampart]

Whismy died in Minecraft

[grim edge]

GLAHDKA

[final gust]

Anyone know wat I'm talking about 🙏

[warped vigil]

me

[grim edge]

Mid + only good song is blank slate

[final gust]

So u know the vid?

[grim edge]

DUDE JUST LISTEN TO NORMAL PEOPLE THINGS

[grim edge]

?

NEW SONG

[final gust]

Btw it's supposed to say me explaining maths

[grim edge]

I don't want to

[warped vigil]

oh its a vid no, I just know what people mean when they say that

[grim edge]

So you're giving an uneducated opinion

[grim edge]

No

u cannot say mid without listening to it

Minecraft youtuber

[grim edge]

I meant his songs are mid in general

you didn't even listen to npt

I don't even know what it is bro

normal people things, i just told you

name of the single that literally released today

Just cuz I didn't listen to a song doesn't mean that I am not allowed to dislike an artist

give me a vow of trust

[grim edge]

No. I don't listen to his stuff, I didn't know he released anything

listen to it, takes you -3mins

I'm petting me gato

ok

[manic flax]

Hey

[manic flax]

Lichess is to me what e4 is to my games

[void fjord]

Mi!

[void fjord]

Do your duolingo…

[frigid compass]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90283824571 i officially made the wildest underpromotion in a bullet game

[worn ice]

muffintoughen (2011) vs. kroska (2005)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. d4 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Nf6 5. Ng3 Bg4 6. Nf3 Nbd7 7. Be2 e6 8. c3 Bd6 9. h3 Bxf3 10. Bxf3 Qc7 11. Ne4 Nxe4 12. Bxe4 Nf6 13. Bd3 c5 14. dxc5 Qxc5 15. Be3 Qe5 16. Qe2 O-O 17. O-O Bc5 18. Bxc5 Qxc5 19. Bc2 Rad8 20. Rad1 Qc7 21. Rxd8 Rxd8 22. Rd1 Rd6 23. Rxd6 Qxd6 24. Qd3 Qxd3 25. Bxd3 e5 26. f3 Ne8 27. Kf2 Nd6 28. Ke3 f5 29. g3 Kf7 30. b3 b6 31. a3 Ke6 32. f4 e4 33. Bc2 Nb5 34. a4 Nxc3 35. Kd4 Nd5 36. g4 Nxf4 37. gxf5+ Kxf5 38. Bxe4+ Kg5 39. Bxh7 Nxh3 40. Bg8 Kf4 41. Be6 Nf2 42. Kc4 g5 43. Kb5 Nd3 44. Ka6 Nc5+ 45. Kxa7 Nxe6 46. Kxb6 g4 47. a5 g3 48. a6 g2 49. a7 g1=Q+ 50. Kb7 Qg2+ 51. Ka6 Qa8 52. b4 Nc7+ 53. Kb6 Nd5+ 54. Ka6 Ke5 55. b5 Kd6 56. b6 Qc6 57. a8=N Qxb6+ 58. Nxb6 

[frigid skiff]

im kagura bachi

[blissful kestrel]

the peices and sound is way better

convience and free puzzles to

[wintry ice]

is there a record for fastest checkmate of martin with just a queen

[candid ingot]

dumbass

[wintry ice]

or fastest capturing of all of martins pieces with just a queen

[candid ingot]

too specific to have an official record

[grim edge]

YO YO YO

whats up peeps

[last verge]

the rook but like actually

[bright prairie]

W

1400 in blitz soon

[winged pulsar]

W

[high oasis]

c5 is brilliant !!

[bleak atlas]

hello

[high oasis]

@onyx rapids that mylls seems pretty major.

[real portal]

hey guys im stuck at 1550, what do i do to break this plateau?

[solid glen]

the more I play this game the more I start to think this is more of a memory game than a strategy game

[tropic plaza]

More like a pattern game

[grim edge]

what are you guys going as for halloweens

[solid glen]

nothing

[restive storm]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[supple imp]

Bro wrote a whole essay

I agree with the essay but it's still a nice find by duck

[restive storm]

I actually copied and pasted the entire message
I’m literally starkysharky

[supple imp]

Ok

[frigid compass]

he doesn't have to take tho, i mean hes gonna die either way

Rh8 maybe idk

[peak plank]

It's written by @dreamy siren

[viral epoch]

Haven't gone trick or treating in years.

So I might not

[solemn jacinth]

i just clapped my chess teachers cheeks

[viral epoch]

But who knows, maybe I'll cosplay someone

[viral epoch]

Truly arbitrary

[peak plank]

12 hour tier list guy made a 1 hour KG video https://youtu.be/pZirHWEFY18?si=lbCCZ0NhVowf3ZFo

@restive storm

[candid river]

Hiya

[restive storm]

I better watch this and see if I can beat it

[drowsy lodge]

imagine, get a ??? next time

[grim edge]

i’m going for all the times that i couldn’t go trick or treating as a kid

i have to go 6 more times until my inner child is healed

[viral epoch]

That's like a days work

Too tedious

[grim edge]

yeah 6 days

i went last year and i’m going again

[viral epoch]

Whole day

When is ond too old for trick of treating even?

[grim edge]

idc lowkey

[candid river]

Anyone else ever forget to read with their brain and forget what you were supposed to be reading about?

[grim edge]

i’ll go even if i’m 20

[viral epoch]

I mean, would it be so joyful to find a middle aged man on your doorstep asking for candy?

[grim edge]

i will never hand out candy

[grim edge]

it would because they want to be a kid

[viral epoch]

Yea I think I should go too before it's too late for me

[grim edge]

i gotta heal my inner child before i have kids

[grim edge]

yeah that happens a lot

[bright prairie]

W

[drowsy crest]

I beat the italian player in italian game

[solid glen]

gg

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Anis (anis_84)

This is the Chess.com profile of anis_84. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Anis (anis_84)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1404 (peak)
Blitz: 1406 (peak)
Bullet: 1506 (peak)

[bright prairie]

Peak

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)

This is the Chess.com profile of itsmeexpert. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 927 (936 peak)
Blitz: 476 (673 peak)
Bullet: 656 (669 peak)

[drowsy crest]

huh

gimme sec lemme go peak

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)

This is the Chess.com profile of itsmeexpert. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Expert Unheckable (itsmeexpert)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 927 (936 peak)
Blitz: 476 (673 peak)
Bullet: 656 (669 peak)

[drowsy crest]

it didnt refresh

i am 935 now

today I go thousand

[bright prairie]

Bobby Fischer you are pretty

[drowsy crest]

Chess day 20

[drowsy crest]

[bright prairie]

Go 1000 elo

And you'll be him

[drowsy crest]

fr

[bright prairie]

Fr

[drowsy crest]

Gonna grind more at night

Bored of being stuck 900 for days

6 days]]

[bright prairie]

I can't play well at night

[drowsy crest]

I am peak at night

[bright prairie]

Idk why

[drowsy crest]

Every game has brilliant when I play at night

[bright prairie]

It's 0:44 am where i live

[drowsy crest]

maybe I am batman

[drowsy crest]

Russia?

[nimble niche]

same

[drowsy crest]

good morning

[bright prairie]

No, north Africa

[nimble niche]

good morning

It's 10:45am here

[drowsy crest]

oh

[drowsy crest]

9 am here

[bright prairie]

@nimble niche it's normal i see this?

[drowsy crest]

unicode names

yes its normal

[grim edge]

i see question marks for him

[drowsy crest]

i think it is supposed to appear invisible

for android 8+ and windows user

I use linux so it appears that way

and he is either on ios or below android 8

[nimble niche]

unicode names show differently on different devices, I see the same as you on my phone

on my laptop, i see the invisible name

[peak plank]

I still remember that U+3165 is the Hangul filler

In order to use /profile, you need to connect your account

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

Click the button below to connect your Discord account to Chess.com! Connecting your account gives you access to more channels and features in the server.

[loud bear]

ok

[peak plank]

any1?https://play.chess.com/qWxND

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/member/secondlena wtf is this bio

[peak plank]

what

[stable mirage]

clash or something

[nimble niche]

no, the bio, not status

[stable mirage]

oh

a song?

[drowsy crest]

I can imagine the bg music and the girl singing it

[drowsy crest]

It's a parody

[stable mirage]

yea it is phrased like one

[dreamy siren]

Yes @restive storm thanks for using my writing to help the brainwashed people!

[high oasis]

guys i have something special

sketti and homemade baked garlic bread

[jovial vector]

Beautiful game❤️

[nimble niche]

Hi starky, can I get a serious opinion on this move, not a copy paste message? The idea is exf4 Qh5 g6 Bf7 or exf4 Qh5 Kd8 Rxe7 Kxe7 Qg5 Kf8 Re1

[dreamy siren]

That's nice

[peak plank]

[primal fern]

oh hi

[bright eagle]

can you help me test out a bot in blitz?

I need to properly calibrate one of them

[peak plank]

1800 rated bozo bot

its actually not that bad

[bright eagle]

yeah, the thing is it does terrible against the chess.com bots

Like the Andrea Botez bot is destroying it in blitz

8.5 - 2.5 💀

[nimble niche]

is it a neural network or a brute force calculator?

[bright eagle]

neural network

[primal fern]

ayo where tf is ur name

[nimble niche]

invisible unicode

[bright eagle]

I might switch to the Maia bots ngl

[peak plank]

stop describing urself

[bright eagle]

and use them

[primal fern]

wat is a unicode

[peak plank]

Unicode charather

like U+3165

[primal fern]

idk what that is or means

[peak plank]

all chathers like text and &^%#$@((5 sysmbols have a unicode charather value

[nimble niche]

all characters have a unicode ID

like if you search up unicode 1cbb, you'll find the invisible one

[drowsy crest]

I think U+165 is invisible too

And U+2800

[nimble niche]

doesn't matter

I have a good enough unicode

[drowsy crest]

U+2800 doesn't get censored in more devices

Most*

[autumn current]

I got dat Gyatty Yat Gyatt

[drowsy crest]

Nice homie can I slam it

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/wbESs idc who joins

[nimble niche]

does anyone have a forced draw line against 4 knights scotch?

[peak plank]

ok

we basiclly played bullet

[high oasis]

bro that spaghetti and garlic bread was the greatest thing ever

[peak plank]

but ok

[wraith willow]

This message has been deleted.

[high oasis]

WOOOO LETS GO SMACK EM IN THE FACE

[wraith willow]

This message has been deleted.

[high oasis]

you have been meowed in the face

[bright prairie]

@peak plank i got 1400 in blitz

[peak plank]

nice

but classical is better

idc abt bullet or blitz tbh

[high oasis]

bro im so happy

[peak plank]

ok

[peak plank]

bro what are you saying

[high oasis]

youre not cool enough to get to know.

[high oasis]

im happier than you

[peak plank]

ok

[high oasis]

loser

stay mad

[peak plank]

?

[high oasis]

meow

[bright prairie]

/profile

Why it's not working

[bright prairie]

Nice meow :3

He seems old

[high oasis]

:))))))))))))))) my meow meow is a very nice meow

shes like 4

[peak plank]

you cant do profile in a reply

[bright prairie]

4 is not old but not young

[high oasis]

shes like 20 ig

[bright prairie]

Why

@peak plank i can't do profile on general

[wraith willow]

You have been caught. Try again.

[bright prairie]

But i can do it in #💬〡chess-talk

[bright prairie]

Astolfo vibe

[wraith willow]

200

[covert cosmos]

bro what

[bright prairie]

Bullet?

[covert cosmos]

125

[wraith willow]

120

100

[bright prairie]

69

[covert cosmos]

101

[eager bison]

That's like a move I'd try to pull off after watching a "checkmate your friends with these easy steps"

[covert cosmos]

what

[wraith willow]

thats not possible

the lowest is 100

[eager bison]

I wondered why i never lost ELO after my lost games

[high oasis]

meowwwwwwwwwwww

[peak plank]

chess.com elo

[bright prairie]

Are you proud of me pixi

[peak plank]

good.

[wraith willow]

Evaded successfully.

[peak plank]

FIDE adds a zero onto that 😄

[covert cosmos]

what the lowest possible elo in the chess.com game review

is it also 100

[peak plank]

mhm

[winged pulsar]

danny rensch pog emoji

[bright prairie]

Play moonlight Sonata

[peak plank]

https://www.chess.com/member/solosees @primal fern take a look

[bright prairie]

Should i report too?

[covert cosmos]

discord is weird

[bright prairie]

It's unity its a normal reaction

I like dark humor

[torpid lintel]

Hello :)

[peak plank]

bruh

[covert cosmos]

?

[bright prairie]

Play moonlight Sonata

[covert cosmos]

no

[peak plank]

yeah, when its coming from the same person that thought alaska is a canadian province yk that smth stupid would be said

[bright prairie]

I'm officially Kirby hater number 1

[covert cosmos]

ok

[bright prairie]

He's American it's normal

[peak plank]

Alaska is an American State ._.

[bright prairie]

I shouldn't say American btw

[wraith willow]

too far away

basically isn't

[bright prairie]

And was Russian

[peak plank]

was

[nimble niche]

alaska is in mexico 🗣️ 🗣️

[bright prairie]

Yes was

[grim edge]

But why though? All they got there is polar bears and penguins 💀

[bright prairie]

And oil

[bright prairie]

And diamonds / Gold

[midnight fjord]

Im too low sadly

[bright prairie]

Wow nice edit

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1159232968540303370/image0.gif?ex=653046d5&is=651dd1d5&hm=3c15dcfa8a1ad737127fd6df461a33afbb93c7796cc304a237627c4cfd35323c&

[orchid bay]

nice

[restive storm]

you're welcome 💀

[peak plank]

you can play vs my 900 rated alt

[covert cosmos]

thanks

[peak plank]

if it was USCF youd sitll get 0.1 elo because float points exist

[bright prairie]

Pixi where are you from

[rotund field]

Yo bro do you like kirby?

[covert cosmos]

no

i love kirby

[rotund field]

😭😭

Never would've known

[covert cosmos]

what

what are you babbling about

[bright prairie]

Why do i hate and love Kirby at the same time

[steep steppe]

LOVEEEEE JOOYOY

https://youtu.be/XF6SBDzvMjE?si=Evk-6_SlmoStn99z

[grim edge]

Oh nice

[craggy verge]

z

[steep steppe]

Hooolllldddd yourrrr chesttttttt tooooo yourrr bretettehhtjt

[grim edge]

U want to try something I listen to

[craggy verge]

a

[grim edge]

https://youtu.be/-oMqCr8TgRM?si=5wLKImilCt5oDFYo

Try this

[craggy verge]

Ok

[grim edge]

Oh notion that a good song

[craggy verge]

i just play random songs

[grim edge]

Oh

[craggy verge]

https://youtu.be/HMnrl0tmd3k?si=qshaElfqbDKqn0H3

best videogame music

[stable mirage]

nice job you effectively smurfed your way to 2200

underrated mf

[covert cosmos]

omg guys this is real

im suffering from love kirby disorder

[craggy verge]

ok

nice

[grim edge]

OoO

[craggy verge]

i am suffering from "i'm ryan gosling" disorder

[covert cosmos]

bro is not

[digital phoenix]

the biggest soft toy i have is a teddy bear

[craggy verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-gif-9961640842832527249

[grim edge]

Same

[craggy verge]

bruh

[digital phoenix]

and also i have a kind of big eggplant toy idk why

[jovial vector]

How are people so low rated in puzzles but so much higher than me in rating I don't get it at alllll

[craggy verge]

what

[grim edge]

Idk

[peak plank]

some people dont take puzzles seriously

[craggy verge]

i am the opposite 💀

[primal fern]

whos is this

[last verge]

best line of resistance i think is Qe7, Rh8 is losing on the spot to Qxg5+ Kf8 Rxh8+ Ke7 Rh7 (probably)

[peak plank]

Approved alt, not rating manipulation because I never lost a rated game intentionally 🙂

[jovial vector]

Brooo its so frustrating tho I'm 2400 In puzzles and not going up at all

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-nikocado-nikocado-fail-gif-21206120

[last verge]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[peak plank]

some random person I found in unrated que

[craggy verge]

i forgor

[primal fern]

nice

nice find

[peak plank]

👍🏼

[last verge]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[covert cosmos]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[primal fern]

ayo quit spamming

[jovial vector]

Brilliant moves on chesscom misrepresent reality often. The way the algorithm for brilliant moves works is that it pretty much calls moves that are a sacrifice that is at least fine brilliant even though in reality they often are like 2 or 3 move calcutions that aren't hard to find in reality. The fact to the matter is some sacrifices that work aren't that impressive to find and some good moves that aren't sacrifices are impressive to find but chesscom doesn't represent that properly at all. Please don't become another one of the thousands if not millions who has been brainwashed into believing this stuff. I don't want you to get confused and have your chess suffer as a result.

[covert cosmos]

chat died

[primal fern]

good

[covert cosmos]

real

[primal fern]

this chat gets way too insane way too often

[covert cosmos]

kirbt

[digital phoenix]

kirbt

[covert cosmos]

what advice

uh

[stable mirage]

sir, this is a Wendy’s chess discord server

[covert cosmos]

idfk

i havent been in the situation yet

[stable mirage]

say you want to be casual or something

that’s the best I got

[stable mirage]

you should have asked #2200-or-higher most of us have been in relationships

[nimble niche]

real

[distant hearth]

@everyone is it normal to lose ~100 ELO in 2 days with very little wins?

[stable mirage]

nice everyone ping and yes that’s called tilt

its #under-500

[primal fern]

just saying....the last time the mod beehops was active in this server was May 27....2023...

[distant hearth]

100 points though

[stable mirage]

so I should be a mod instead!

[distant hearth]

What should I do?

[primal fern]

no me

[stable mirage]

bro I lost 300 in a day

[stable mirage]

nah

[covert cosmos]

tilt

[primal fern]

my rating is lower

[distant hearth]

Oh… when was this?

[stable mirage]

ok 300 is rounding up but still

[stable mirage]

like a month ago

[distant hearth]

You went from what to what?

[stable mirage]

I went like 2350 to 2100ish in bullet

[distant hearth]

Well that’s Bullet

This is Rapid 15|10 games

[stable mirage]

holy 💀

[covert cosmos]

pov class bingo

[distant hearth]

Exactly

[covert cosmos]

eat kirby

[flint junco]

Hi

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-waddle-dee-yoinky-sploinky-gif-25348329

[distant hearth]

How do you cover text like that?

[peak plank]

whoese alt is this

[flint junco]

Can I connect Lichess account?

[peak plank]

is it you, V?

[covert cosmos]

||you dont||

[flint junco]

I just joined. What is Alt?

[peak plank]

Account made on same day they joined server

sus

[distant hearth]

You know this is the Chess.com server right?

[flint junco]

Oh Ok, sorry.

[peak plank]

hmmm

[distant hearth]

HOW DO YOU DO IT

[gentle steppe]

☠️

[covert cosmos]

|| ||

[viscid jacinth]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @flint junco, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[peak plank]

Put text in-between two sets of "||"s

[flint junco]

Thank you

[pine junco]

Hi

[stable mirage]

|| ||

[peak plank]

use two sets

[viscid jacinth]

Ok this one is crazy

[stable mirage]

||
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[flint junco]

Hello

[peak plank]

so 4 bars total

[covert cosmos]

|| ||

[viscid jacinth]

How can i not open it

[stable mirage]

ew a space

[distant hearth]

||like this?||

[viscid jacinth]

|| ||

I see

[gentle steppe]

How

[stable mirage]

no spaces is superior

[flint junco]

How do I connect?

[viscid jacinth]

||||

[covert cosmos]

|| ||

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @flint junco, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[viscid jacinth]

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[stable mirage]

skull

[flint junco]

Ok but I don’t have an Account

I only have Lichess Account

[viscid jacinth]

Chess.com account?

[covert cosmos]

then make one

[gentle steppe]

Alt

[steep steppe]

Mods, snap it’s neck

[stable mirage]

I hope this is fake

[flint junco]

Ok

[steep steppe]

It’s me

[covert cosmos]

what

[steep steppe]

Snap ITS neck

[stable mirage]

what’s the name of the song

[covert cosmos]

?????

[flint junco]

Ok I made an Account

[covert cosmos]

who is its

[stable mirage]

can I do !connectmessage

no