💬〡general-off-topic

[graceful lintel]

Trust me play scotch gambit

[viscid jacinth]

I clap-

You know what i am gonna say

[graceful lintel]

2-0

[grim edge]

@grim edge teach me chess

[viscid jacinth]

your mom

[lilac wadi]

[lunar comet]

okay bai everyone

[graceful lintel]

Ive clapped u twice

[grand shore]

WOOOOOOO

[graceful lintel]

[viscid jacinth]

I wasnt focusing no fair

[graceful lintel]

Excuse

[viscid jacinth]

No excuse fr

[lunar comet]

]

[graceful lintel]

Oh mb

[grim edge]

Teach me chessss

[grand shore]

can't

I suck

[grim edge]

Lie

[viscid jacinth]

Harry potter show me your balls

[grand shore]

that I can do

[viscid jacinth]

Dms

[lilac wadi]

[coral quartz]

[wintry scarab]

[gentle steppe]

1

[void fjord]

😯

[wintry scarab]

@coral quartz hello bro

[spice night]

Who wan to play with me ?

[void fjord]

Me

[spice night]

Whats your nick?

[void fjord]

Let google that really quick

[viscid jacinth]

Dead

[spice night]

....

[spice night]

Totaly

[violet belfry]

I am chess player

[spice night]

Wanna play?

[violet belfry]

Plz play me

Yes

[void fjord]

Yep welp didn’t find anything…

[spice night]

Whata your nick

What's*

[violet belfry]

Link?

[spice night]

Okey

https://play.chess.com/1gXA6

@violet belfry

[violet belfry]

My name is imunib4

Challenge not found

[spice night]

I send invite

[upbeat viper]

.h

[digital phoenix]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[minor gazelle]

true

[violet belfry]

Gg @spice night

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> uday_jagad

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Rapid: 961 (984 peak)
Blitz: 941 (1013 peak)
Bullet: 1001 (1090 peak)

[spice night]

Nice game

[rapid hill]

sup guys

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kacper Jakimiuk (kapihappy)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1100 (peak)
Blitz: 1144 (1225 peak)
Bullet: 1260 (1344 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ShadowBoy Gaming (lemonmelonsame2)

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Name: ShadowBoy Gaming (lemonmelonsame2)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1376 (1399 peak)
Blitz: 775 (791 peak)
Bullet: 1004 (peak)

[spice night]

Wanna play?

[rough dome]

Let's play

[spice night]

Whata your nick?

[rough dome]

Nvm

[spice night]

Whats your nick....

If you wanan play

[rough dome]

Sorry I can't play

[spice night]

Ok

[rough dome]

You will beat me and I will lose my neurons

[graceful lintel]

Don't disrespect 💀

[bright prairie]

Ceo of bruhnoo is good wdym

You will gain neurons if you play him

[graceful lintel]

No he's talking abt kapihappy

[bright prairie]

Oh OK

[viscid jacinth]

Nick

[graceful lintel]

Connected account or dislocated bones

[rough dome]

He identifies as naoh and I am hcl it will be salty

[graceful lintel]

💀

[bright prairie]

Lmao

[viscid jacinth]

NaOH is bitter since its a base tho

[graceful lintel]

[spice night]

🗿

[viscid jacinth]

HCl will be salty since its an acid

[lapis brook]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

🤓

[graceful lintel]

how's it going

[bright prairie]

Hiiiiii

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix ayo look at this name wtf

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kacper Jakimiuk (kapihappy)

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Name: Kacper Jakimiuk (kapihappy)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1100 (peak)
Blitz: 1144 (1225 peak)
Bullet: 1260 (1344 peak)

[rough dome]

Bruh hcl+naoh is table salt nacl

[lapis brook]

Where am I to go

[viscid jacinth]

Brazil

[graceful lintel]

Brazil

[rough dome]

Hcl is sour in taste

[lapis brook]

Why

[graceful lintel]

u tasted?

[graceful lintel]

Idk

[viscid jacinth]

Sour and salty are almost same tbh

[graceful lintel]

Nuh uh

[rough dome]

Well citric acid acetic acid all are sour

[graceful lintel]

True information<<<nuh uh

[graceful lintel]

Nuh uh

Imma leave I'm being weird again

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[viscid jacinth]

Heh your cat

[grim edge]

me

[rough dome]

Stfu other wise I will neutralize you with hcl

[viscid jacinth]

Imma crack a joke in gc

Since i cant say it here

[grim edge]

send link

[graceful lintel]

I think you should I'm too bitter

[simple pollen]

Hello

[viscid jacinth]

So dictionary added new words...
"Rizz", "Bussin"

[rough dome]

💀

[graceful lintel]

What's bussin

[simple pollen]

Alr ☠️

[graceful lintel]

Nice

[viscid jacinth]

This shit be bussin'

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

[rough dome]

I wanna be a superman when I grow up

[simple pollen]

How tho

[worn ice]

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[digital phoenix]

@simple pollen

[viscid jacinth]

Superman gets more complex more I age

/connectmessage

[rough dome]

NPC

[graceful lintel]

/connectmessage

[viscid jacinth]

Guys i passed 60k messages

gg bois

[rough dome]

You should see a therapist

[viscid jacinth]

Took me 2k more messages to find out

[graceful lintel]

Almost 18k

[viscid jacinth]

Not even half of my messages pfft

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

im like the least npc like amongst every other fots

[simple pollen]

Alr

How do I check if I'm connected

[viscid jacinth]

Every others fots is dead in this server except pixel and las

[graceful lintel]

Ur connected

[viscid jacinth]

I knew being AI would be boring

[simple pollen]

Is there some sorta command I can use to see my profile?

[graceful lintel]

Page number 23 💀
Grinding today

[graceful lintel]

Do /profile

[viscid jacinth]

Only 23?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> icrchess on instagram (icread)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: icrchess on instagram (icread)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1267 (1646 peak)
Blitz: 846 (1192 peak)
Bullet: 917 (1646 peak)

[rough dome]

Why is mine not showing

[viscid jacinth]

That pfp isnt even done well

[graceful lintel]

Skil-

[graceful lintel]

Yea

I'm not that unlucky

[viscid jacinth]

Also i did every single question in maths exam

[rough dome]

Teach me then

[viscid jacinth]

Pretty proud of myself

[mental berry]

Just joined are any of the people here actually chess players

[tropic plaza]

I perfected my science exam xd

[graceful lintel]

show me ss

[viscid jacinth]

I mean there is elliot and other IMs

[rough dome]

Which grade

[mental berry]

Y’all just talking about science exams

[viscid jacinth]

11th

[mental berry]

Thx

[viscid jacinth]

No one talks about chess here

[graceful lintel]

Few GMs and IMs etc

[viscid jacinth]

Chess is boring af

[viscid jacinth]

No gm

There is no gm in this server

[graceful lintel]

Time left 1 year

[mental berry]

Oh there’s the chess talk channel

[graceful lintel]

Well...

[mental berry]

Thx @viscid jacinth

[viscid jacinth]

Your welcome

Zax was talking about how he will become titled in few years

[graceful lintel]

@gaunt bronze

[viscid jacinth]

Why ping

[rough dome]

[graceful lintel]

He'll not get pinged smth

[viscid jacinth]

I wonder how many people are there in 3000+ channel

[graceful lintel]

Idk but there r 2 more GMs

[craggy verge]

back

[graceful lintel]

I forgot the name

[hexed lagoon]

First time seeing someone use he'll

[craggy verge]

(i rejoined)

[graceful lintel]

[hexed lagoon]

Are you a girl

[viscid jacinth]

This should be pinned

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[hexed lagoon]

Liar

[graceful lintel]

Girls exist
-me

[rough dome]

I never knew it can be a liar

[hexed lagoon]

Hey said with rizz teehe

[mortal siren]

Hello

[graceful lintel]

No connected account

[rough dome]

Probably I am lacking some perms

[graceful lintel]

Connect ur account

[mortal siren]

oh

[graceful lintel]

Nope

[viscid jacinth]

@graceful lintel Have you seen this?

[graceful lintel]

Yep

[hexed lagoon]

Know what are connected tho? These feelings for you CONNECTIONAL RIZZ

[rough dome]

Then skills

[mortal siren]

can I send a link

[graceful lintel]

Wahts ur rtgs

[mortal siren]

For uh, chess

[graceful lintel]

Thanks for mentioning

[hexed lagoon]

Whats my what

[graceful lintel]

Ratings

[viscid jacinth]

Whats this

[hexed lagoon]

511

Let the bullying begin

[graceful lintel]

See my message
"First message"

[grim edge]

Hi See this bug

[hexed lagoon]

I started a few months ago

[simple pollen]

Who has the highest elo in this server

[graceful lintel]

Oh great progress tbh

[viscid jacinth]

Oooo ok

[graceful lintel]

Me

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix

[rough dome]

Why is your pfp boring

[simple pollen]

Whats ur elo

[graceful lintel]

Around 2500 rapid

[rough dome]

My cat

[graceful lintel]

Ask @viscid jacinth

[simple pollen]

Title player?

[hexed lagoon]

Thanks , know what else is great progress? This bond we are forging

[viscid jacinth]

He is an IM yes

[graceful lintel]

Yea IM

[graceful lintel]

Too much rizz for me

[viscid jacinth]

He doesn't plays much on chess.com tho

[hexed lagoon]

Not too much for a girl like you

[viscid jacinth]

Thats why he is only 2500

[dull breach]

Lemme see

[hexed lagoon]

😎😂

[graceful lintel]

Don't

[viscid jacinth]

Otherwise he is 2600 fide

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nk_plays

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1505 (1590 peak)
Blitz: 1205 (peak)
Bullet: 1041 (1839 peak)

[gentle steppe]

Y'all suck

[viscid jacinth]

@gentle steppe

[rough dome]

https://iamtraxy.com

[simple pollen]

Is 1200 u have a problem?

[viscid jacinth]

This will keep him busy for a while

[graceful lintel]

[gentle steppe]

This guy is zel?

[viscid jacinth]

Who is chessbrah btw

[hexed lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-take-a-knee-got-kit-harington-bow-down-gif-9470652

[viscid jacinth]

Idk who he is but this was the first message in the server

[gentle steppe]

That's very close smh u suck

[viscid jacinth]

In 2017

[digital phoenix]

sup

[bright prairie]

Ran rhy you are pretty today

[rough dome]

Click this https://check yourbrain.com

[graceful lintel]

Aww
Connect ur account for image perms

[bright prairie]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii @digital phoenix v cloned lasagna

[gentle steppe]

@!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[hexed lagoon]

Alr alr anything for the queen

[digital phoenix]

hi

[viscid jacinth]

I am Batman, Anis

[viscid jacinth]

Stop harassing me

[hexed lagoon]

How do i connect my account tho

[gentle steppe]

911💀

[graceful lintel]

Don't bully ran

[rough dome]

I wish we could use voice chat

[graceful lintel]

Do /connect

[wintry scarab]

Sup

[digital phoenix]

welcome

[bright prairie]

How are you

[wintry scarab]

Sup

[rough dome]

Stfu npc

[bright prairie]

Can i be Alfred

[digital phoenix]

finished grinding my eafc team

[dull breach]

Where’s my welcome

[bright prairie]

What's eafc

[digital phoenix]

!welcome

[simple pollen]

Asked !

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

fifa

[graceful lintel]

U stfu _ aggressive noises_
Come here imma clap you

[viscid jacinth]

Believe in yourself and you shall become alfred one day

[bright prairie]

You got no life buddy fr. How many games do you play

[viscid jacinth]

Change yo pfp

[bright prairie]

I want to be Alfred. Not lasagna

[digital phoenix]

rn 4 after exam 2 more

[viscid jacinth]

What type of pfp you want

[bright prairie]

What's that 6 games

[viscid jacinth]

And you deleted the message

[graceful lintel]

Idk kinda normal

[bright prairie]

I Have good pfps

[digital phoenix]

chess, cr, krunker, eafc mobile, mobile legends, val, csgo

[viscid jacinth]

Freddy Fazbear

[viscid jacinth]

Just tell me what do you want

[dull breach]

How to avoid back rank mate

[viscid jacinth]

I shall get you that pfp

[digital phoenix]

open one pawn on castled king

[dull breach]

Which one

[viscid jacinth]

Push one of the pawns in front of your king or defend the backrank by a rook

[rough dome]

Alfred nobel was my great great grandfather

[viscid jacinth]

Depends

[digital phoenix]

preferably corner most or centre

[graceful lintel]

How abt this

[viscid jacinth]

Chesswind

So no

[graceful lintel]

How abt Rinqed pfp

[simple pollen]

With all due respect this is kinda corny

[rough dome]

Yuk

[bright prairie]

I see it as an Lesbian pfp fr

[viscid jacinth]

Just tell me what type of pfp you want and i will tell ai to make it

[graceful lintel]

Piece of shit

[digital phoenix]

yes get the rinqed pfp

[viscid jacinth]

How will you get it anyways

[graceful lintel]

[hexed lagoon]

I have finaly linked my account

/connect

[graceful lintel]

3 pixels

[digital phoenix]

no u havent

[viscid jacinth]

Rinqed is a NM i never knew that

[simple pollen]

Hmm krunker player

[rough dome]

This is my wallpaper on everything device

[viscid jacinth]

W

[hexed lagoon]

Is it linked now

[graceful lintel]

This is real shit

[digital phoenix]

try it until u get the connected red role

[viscid jacinth]

he will just mute you for impersonation or smth

[simple pollen]

@digital phoenix what lvl are u in krunker?

[viscid jacinth]

Trust me i know he will

[hexed lagoon]

Yes ok

[graceful lintel]

[rough dome]

Finally a face reveal

[digital phoenix]

91

[simple pollen]

Nice. I quit at lvl 72

[hexed lagoon]

Bro

[viscid jacinth]

@graceful lintel Just tell me what pfp you want and i will use ai

[hexed lagoon]

Its like 11th time and i didnt get connected although i did on the website

[digital phoenix]

did u type connect here also

[hexed lagoon]

Yes

[digital phoenix]

just type the command over and over

[graceful lintel]

Make random stuff and send it here I'll use that

[digital phoenix]

get discord to respond

[bright prairie]

Massive L

[digital phoenix]

shit is jumpscaring me bro

[viscid jacinth]

Just tell me tf you want

[graceful lintel]

To be honest Rinqed pfp isn't that bad

[viscid jacinth]

Weak

[digital phoenix]

rinqed pfp is scary

[hexed lagoon]

This is anoyingly boring i give up

[graceful lintel]

Same fr 💀

[safe fable]

I WANT WINNNNNNNN

[digital phoenix]

lego brick

[hexed lagoon]

@graceful lintel Is this a guy

[gentle steppe]

Make him a dog fr that's all what he wants

[bright prairie]

Minor e girl senepai uwu onichan pfp plz

[hexed lagoon]

CHAT IS CEO OF BRUHNO A GUY

[simple pollen]

U Indian?

[digital phoenix]

i might use that

[carmine oracle]

puny

[gentle steppe]

Please don't

[carmine oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/steel-chair-gif-19049284

[bright prairie]

Bro that's racist. I love u, And no I'm not Indian

[graceful lintel]

Boo

[simple pollen]

How is that racist? I simply just asked?

[digital phoenix]

doofus is here

[bright prairie]

Why did you think that i was Indian

[gentle steppe]

I am tempted to make it my pfp

[graceful lintel]

I'm dying of laughter bc of my pfp
Ty for pfp

[bright prairie]

Stop that he's pretty and really strong at chess

[simple pollen]

Idk just got the idea

[graceful lintel]

I wonder what'll be the reaction of Rinqed

[digital phoenix]

kinda badly cropped but np

[graceful lintel]

It's alr

[hexed lagoon]

Im feeling concerned because i might have used my rizz on a guy not a girl

[echo kestrel]

Oh god that sucks...

[bright prairie]

Shit bro

[hexed lagoon]

Is bruhno a guy or a girl

[simple pollen]

People who still say rizz 🥸🤓🤖

[gentle steppe]

Will they consider this as in
Impersonating?

[viscid jacinth]

Oh no i used all my free generations

[echo kestrel]

Uh oh..

[gentle steppe]

Probably yes

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[digital phoenix]

uhhh not same name and hes on holiday so

[hexed lagoon]

ANSWERR MEEEEE

[drowsy lodge]

#freewater

[gentle steppe]

I wouldn't be surprised if they do

💀

[simple pollen]

Ok

[graceful lintel]

What do u think abt it?

[bright prairie]

Make it tomorrow then

[hexed lagoon]

I dont know

Im concerned

[bright prairie]

Btw violet pfp is a massive w

[digital phoenix]

whats the worst that could happen

[graceful lintel]

It's kinda weird

[hexed lagoon]

Everything

[graceful lintel]

Real shit +Quote of the day

[jovial vector]

Was confused why he resigned didn’t even notice his queen was hanging was gonna move my bishop 💀

[digital phoenix]

u hang ur rook after u take queen tho

[graceful lintel]

No memes in the general

[sleek zealot]

5 > 9 (i think

[jovial vector]

I’m on the road leave me alone 😭

[digital phoenix]

nah

[graceful lintel]

don't do that again

you'll regret it

[sleek zealot]

my german book trippin

[graceful lintel]

No images in general

[graceful lintel]

💀

[graceful lintel]

No memes and images in general

[flat kraken]

don't ban me semi rinqed

[graceful lintel]

"Semi"💀

[sleek zealot]

okay sodium hydroxide

[graceful lintel]

Don't disrespect me I'll ban u

[hexed lagoon]

No

[sleek zealot]

no you won't

[flat kraken]

quite the balls to impersonate rinqed right in front of him 💀

[graceful lintel]

💀

[sleek zealot]

imagien its him

[graceful lintel]

Will he ban me for this?

[sleek zealot]

i hope so

[graceful lintel]

Imma ask him

@fresh wind sorry for ping would you mind if I use ur pfp

[flat kraken]

🤨

[graceful lintel]

Might be my last message

[hexed lagoon]

Idk but wish i played ocarina of time for the first time again

[foggy sage]

Halleoeolaoe

[flat kraken]

turangawaewae
/ˌtuːrʌŋəˈwʌɪwʌɪ/
noun NEW ZEALAND
(in Maori culture) a sense of identity and independence associated with having a particular home base.
"these acres were his turangawaewae; the only heirloom of consequence his family ever had"

[sleek zealot]

my german book be trippin dawg

[graceful lintel]

/timeout this guy for sending memes

[rough dome]

[rough dome]

Fake fire

[flat kraken]

i'll make you become fake

[hexed lagoon]

Nah bro i dont feel like it

Leave him be for a while

[rough dome]

Fake message

[flat kraken]

s

[hexed lagoon]

Nice pfp

[rough dome]

Nice cgi

[rough dome]

Fake compliment

[hexed lagoon]

Yes

Toji obliterates sukuna

20 fingers sukuna without mahoraga

[rough dome]

L

[flat kraken]

not anime talk (again)

[hexed lagoon]

20 fingers sukuna bro no mahoraga

[rough dome]

Sakuna is everyone's daddy

[hexed lagoon]

Mahoraga carries sukuna sk hard

[rough dome]

Average Manga non reader

[hexed lagoon]

💀💀💀 im on chapter 238

[rough dome]

I saw the future

[hexed lagoon]

Kashimo is gonna die

So fast

[jolly warren]

What's the topic

[rough dome]

When is gojo gonna get killed by daddy sakuna

[flat kraken]

banned for advertising 💀

[hexed lagoon]

Jujutsukaisen

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179>

[hexed lagoon]

Hes already dead he got cut in half

Go/jo

[flat kraken]

what gojo dies?

[graceful lintel]

[rough dome]

Needes to be beheaded

[graceful lintel]

I saw that

[hexed lagoon]

Yeah sukuna kills him chapter 236

[viscid jacinth]

GOGROD DIR DVD IDDBDIND

[hexed lagoon]

Megumi is also dead

[viscid jacinth]

Hello

[jolly warren]

Gojo is someone that gained white hair in his prime age

[rough dome]

Yep rip

[sleek zealot]

oh no

[hexed lagoon]

Megumi is also dead because sukuna went true form

[graceful lintel]

I'm coming

[hexed lagoon]

He did put up a good fight

[viscid jacinth]

th

[sleek zealot]

þ

[viscid jacinth]

þalint

[flat kraken]

Hell nah why did I get such major spoilers in of all places discord 💀

[sleek zealot]

:(

[rough dome]

I am guessing yuji will kill sakuna that makes more sense

[hexed lagoon]

Megumis sister also dies

[graceful lintel]

¡i

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ied-better-call-saul-bomb-your-honor-gif-24668812

[hexed lagoon]

Nanami also dies , nobara also dies

[jolly warren]

Scary

[flat kraken]

What 💀 who even is alive at that point

[hexed lagoon]

Very few

[sleek zealot]

@server mọd

[jolly warren]

NOOOOOO PLSS HAVE MERCY

[flat kraken]

Great I don’t want to watch jujutsu kaisen anymore 💀

[viscid jacinth]

I hated that episode when spiderman came and said to Gojo, "With great powers, comes greatest shits" and shits him all over

Bruhnoo...

[sleek zealot]

LMAOOOOOOOOO HE GOT L9CKED OUT WAHT

[flat kraken]

I rember that

[sterile tusk]

He alr is locked Out 💀

[hexed lagoon]

Its good

[blazing jasper]

[jolly warren]

💀💀💀

[flat kraken]

Wait did bruhnoo got locked out 💀

[sleek zealot]

yeahhhhh

[viscid jacinth]

Ip addresses apparently

[flat kraken]

Lmao 💀

[sleek zealot]

"ip adresses"

[viscid jacinth]

Stfu bruh

[bright prairie]

🤨

[flat kraken]

Wait locked out not banned right

[viscid jacinth]

Yep

[jolly warren]

Mods really thought he actually leaked IP addresses 💀

[sleek zealot]

no im just saying they werent real adresses

thats why theyre in quotes

[bright prairie]

Tell me how to chess plz? @flat kraken

[viscid jacinth]

I know, i saw people get banned over it so

[flat kraken]

Aight good at least no one would be reposting the memes that I reposted 💀

[jolly warren]

Bro just pulled random numbers up his ass

[blazing jasper]

💀

[peak plank]

Mods aren't stupid, but you definitely shouldn't joke about such

[sleek zealot]

why did you say stfu then

[sleek zealot]

debatable

[bright prairie]

I agree. Btw why your name is d4 now 💀

[rough dome]

This guy gave me some address

[viscid jacinth]

I thought you were taunting me for getting the spelling of addresses wrong

[jolly warren]

His name fits this current conflict

[bright prairie]

Bruh

[peak plank]

Fixed

[bright prairie]

C4 is better

[sleek zealot]

yeah and then you said you knew i wasnt

[bright prairie]

It's an explosive opening

[flat kraken]

That’s even worse imo as an e4 player 💀

[rough dome]

Research showed after 25 you lose spelling skills

[jolly warren]

You're right, that was still counted as threatening too

[peak plank]

Okay 1.g4

[bright prairie]

Just play a3

[flat kraken]

Yay :DD

[rocky vale]

Where are the 1.d4 enjoyers

[viscid jacinth]

I am in a new school full of people who dont know English properly so i am losing my skill slowly

[jolly warren]

Wat

[bright prairie]

I can only enjoy e4😔

[jolly warren]

Let's have a debate

[rough dome]

Bruh you are chating 12 hours a day

[jolly warren]

E4 or D4

[rocky vale]

What's wrong with you

[flat kraken]

A salt rifle

[viscid jacinth]

2 hours when i am bored

[midnight fjord]

does it shoot salt

[viscid jacinth]

I dont even play chess that much

[rough dome]

E4 is best because it opens the bishop and queen in one move

[jolly warren]

Sure does

[flat kraken]

It shoots magnesium chloride as I’ve been told

[midnight fjord]

[wintry marsh]

hi

[jolly warren]

Alright, any D4 players to comeback that

[viscid jacinth]

I just like to talk and roast people because how they are basketball players and an IM so how much they need to touch grass

[midnight fjord]

@wintry marsh @jolly warren get trusted role

[rough dome]

Cool if you did that

[jolly warren]

Give me valid reasons why I need a trusted role when I have connected role

[viscid jacinth]

Americans when they spill the salt

[torn swallow]

hello! Why is my chess.com like this?
It has an error in the variants

[midnight fjord]

because we dont trust you

[flat kraken]

I drank it afterwards

[midnight fjord]

hmm?

[flat kraken]

Skill issue

[viscid jacinth]

Because you are eeeee432 with 1161 elo

[boreal coyote]

are you up for 20s bullet?

[jolly warren]

Damn right

[midnight fjord]

[torn swallow]

I can't see the pieces

[boreal coyote]

winner takes all

[jolly warren]

Damn right

[viscid jacinth]

This is better than fake ip addresses

[midnight fjord]

how much cash

[boreal coyote]

depends on who wins

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

g

[flat kraken]

0.28402 Cuban pesos

[rough dome]

It's salt how can you drink it

[jolly warren]

That's what a begginer who's trying to beat someone higher rated would do

[viscid jacinth]

How often do yall think about the Roman Empire?

[boreal coyote]

winner gets a free lesson from some 2880 french IM

[flat kraken]

With a fork what else do you think smh

[jolly warren]

Confusing, pls simplify or specify

[midnight fjord]

i dont want to get a free lesson

[boreal coyote]

yes but thats the prize that my sponsors are offering🦃

[jolly warren]

Bro saying that without his permission 💀

[rough dome]

That's why you are illiterate 💀

[jolly warren]

Shut up, you don't own him

[viscid jacinth]

Elliot lets play rapid, if i lose you give me 100 dollars and if i win i will take 100 dollars

Deal?

[jolly warren]

Respect his 2800 grind

[bright glade]

i thought that was against the rules

[viscid jacinth]

(this is a joke)

[jolly warren]

Pogchamps?

[rough dome]

That pfp lmao

[viscid jacinth]

Alright yall lets play simon says

[bright glade]

what abt it

[jolly warren]

They host tournaments with a prize of real money

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says ping me once

[bright glade]

@viscid jacinth

[rough dome]

[jolly warren]

@viscid jacinth

[viscid jacinth]

ok now ping traxy

[bright glade]

?

[jolly warren]

@rough dome

[flat kraken]

Bollocks

[viscid jacinth]

You lose

[bright glade]

you lost

[flat kraken]

Skill issue 💀

[jolly warren]

Ohshoot

I forgot bro didn't say Simon says

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says ping me with a banana emoji

[jolly warren]

You're not wrong

[tropic plaza]

@viscid jacinth 🍌

[boreal coyote]

MAGNUS BARLSEN, 1V1 ME IN 3 SECOND BULLET RN

[bright glade]

yes that is me, hello again

[rough dome]

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says, when i say "go", ping yourself once

Ok go

[flat kraken]

Boss my illiterate brain cannot understand that statement

[jolly warren]

Bros time is 8 secs, can't blame the guy

[tropic plaza]

No

[rough dome]

The best move was queen takes then fork

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says go

[gentle steppe]

Simon says ping mods

[tropic plaza]

@tropic plaza

Simon say stfu

[viscid jacinth]

@upbeat viper how are ya

[jolly warren]

How brave

[gentle steppe]

Simon says ping Scipio and doofus

[flat kraken]

The eldritch lord has been summoned 💀

[viscid jacinth]

Bast is chill

[jolly warren]

Oh ight

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says leave this server

[lapis brook]

@lapis brook

[flat kraken]

What if he less chill today

[viscid jacinth]

Anyways dont leave

[rough dome]

Who is simon

[lapis brook]

[radiant frost]

Bruh why does chess.con doesn't take action on the person I reported a while back. He was sandbagging but his account is still active.

[jolly warren]

Wake up it's 2023

[lapis brook]

Dm richard

[tropic plaza]

[jolly warren]

@upbeat viper

[rough dome]

My mom is Alexandera botez

[forest quest]

I wish for a world where every single game played in chess at all levels is just London system. If I could rewrite history I would delete Queens gambit

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says, ping any random person when i say "go", if you dont get pinged you will be in next elimination round

[gentle steppe]

Oh no

[radiant frost]

Ok

[merry hare]

Where can I get support regarding my acc?

[royal dragon]

Plis subscribe to my channel
https://www.youtube.com/@wistergaming9229

[merry hare]

Where can I get support regarding my acc?

[lapis brook]

[e-mail]

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says go

[jolly warren]

Dw it's you'll just get locked out

[rough dome]

At Apple.com

[forest quest]

Never

[merry hare]

They have ghosted me

[forest quest]

You will just see my account with 10,000 London system games played in a row

[grim edge]

INDEED

[hexed lagoon]

Tanjiro becomes the dèmom king

[viscid jacinth]

You got white each time?

[boreal coyote]

i finally did it. i created the tetrapawn train.

[flat kraken]

I don’t give a shit about demon skater

[rough dome]

https://howtoloseatchess.com

[forest quest]

Abort baby

[merry hare]

They were replying within 1 business day but now it has been 4 days

[viscid jacinth]

Abort also gets removed after a certain number baby

[boreal coyote]

account name?

[jolly warren]

Whats this new thing u invented and what does it do

[rough dome]

Guys join https://chess.com

[flat kraken]

A whatawhat what?

[boreal coyote]

it provides a barrier for castling queen side.

[jolly warren]

How

[rough dome]

My friend owns chess.com

[flat kraken]

I own you

[jolly warren]

Mentally ill

[boreal coyote]

i dont know, but like bishops cant laserbeam since tetrapawnwall blocks it

[paper lotus]

guys i recently hit 1300 and im on a decline from that point what should i fo? i just feel so burn out

[rough dome]

That's impossible

[flat kraken]

Pawns:

[jolly warren]

U mean the pawns on queen side are this tetra pawns

[forest quest]

Why would you want my acocunt. Im only like a 1650 playing london every white game, and c6 as black vs everything lol

[radiant frost]

That's BS

[rough dome]

Only dumb people say that to other

[flat kraken]

So you the type of guy that premoves d4 Bf4 and resigns after the opponent plays the Englund gambit 💀

[grand shore]

wtf

[rough dome]

Do better

[jolly warren]

Now you're mentally unstable

[forest quest]

No I actually play it well lol. Why would someone premove that. Also. Technically that's the "accelerated" London system. The classical London is 1 d4 2 Nf3 3 Bf4

Also the englund is horrible

[rough dome]

<@&745328830649991179> remove toxicity

[supple imp]

Why are there 2 jjk pfps here

[jolly warren]

Bro thinks everyone ain't toxic here

[supple imp]

And why is one of them maki

[flat kraken]

Oh shit London player is talking back in valid points runs away

[rough dome]

Noone is you should be able to evaluate that

[forest quest]

1 e4, c6 2 d4, d5. Carro. 1 d4, c6 2 c4, d5. The Slav. Both mainline good opening.

[flat kraken]

You gave me a stroke for that sentence

[supple imp]

Imagine snitching cause you got your feelings hurt

[forest quest]

We are rare the actual good London players. I will say majority are brain dead

[jolly warren]

How many hours do u spend in this server

[jolly warren]

Fr

[flat kraken]

“Actually good” 🤨

[rough dome]

Bruh that's lame

[supple imp]

Then why did you do it

[forest quest]

Well more so just not brain dead. Like premoving 1 d4 2 Bf4. I'm okay at best I always say.

[rough dome]

I don't text everyday on average 2 hours

[tropic plaza]

If mods were to TO every toxicity here, half of the server would be gone

[rough dome]

I am not toxic

[coral hatch]

Japan is best in everything.

[rough dome]

[coral hatch]

I wish I was a Japanese.

[tropic plaza]

Im saying is you called mods about toxicity

[supple imp]

A world without toxicity is like a world without nitrogen - son wukang

[jolly warren]

Must be the reason why u never seen toxicity in this server before

[coral hatch]

It would be great to eat noodle every day.

[flat kraken]

It’d just be me posting unfunny memes in a desolate general 💀

[rough dome]

That guy was the toxic fr

[coral hatch]

What's the difference between every day and everyday?

[tropic plaza]

I mean its just light

[forest quest]

I honestly blame levy for all the London players. Like don't get me wrong. It's a solid opening. But he made a couple tutorials on it and everybody thinks you can just premove 1 d4 2 Bf4 3 e3 4 Nf3 5 Be2 6 0-0 without even looking at blacks responses.

[flat kraken]

Holy shit stop ✋ 💀

[rough dome]

The funny thing is you àre admitting that you are toxic

[forest quest]

A good London player to watch is Eric Rosen he actually will change the variations appropriately depending on what black plays

[supple imp]

But he doesn't even recommend the London, he recommends the Vienna and caro

[coral hatch]

Never get involved in an internet argument. It's stupid and childish.

[forest quest]

I mean early on in his videos nowadays yea he recommends the Vienna

[jolly warren]

Fr bro, not like I leaked ur IP just like what bruhnoo did

[tropic plaza]

Everyone is toxic here at best

[jolly warren]

Not always toxic

[supple imp]

I am

[flat kraken]

Stop with the SAT essay on the London we know you’re great at it please stop my brain hurts 💀

[rough dome]

Good for you

[forest quest]

Sorry I just love it lol. What openings do you play?

[supple imp]

What do you play for black?

[forest quest]

1 c6 vs everything

[supple imp]

Let me guess 1600

[flat kraken]

98.18402% gambits (except for the panov)

[forest quest]

Around yea 1650 1750 bullet

[supple imp]

Tbh you could've been anywhere from 1300 to 2100

[forest quest]

I mean c6 is mainline vs everything for the most part

1 e4, c6 is carro

[rough dome]

/connect

[forest quest]

1 d4, c6 transposes to Slav defense

[supple imp]

/I cant

[rough dome]

[supple imp]

I can't

[tropic plaza]

[supple imp]

By c4 it usually still transposes to a slav

[jolly warren]

So how should I play london

[forest quest]

Yep 1 c4, c6 almost every game transposes into Slav

[supple imp]

Don't

[flat kraken]

Turn off brain and blitz out moves

[forest quest]

Like that but my point was your supposed to change your moves depending on what black does. Like if you go 1 d4 and they d5 it's a normal London.

But if they go 1 d4, e5 it's an englund

[jolly warren]

Blitz and bullet is terrible to generally improve

[supple imp]

I usually go for Nf6 d5 e6 and c5 when I play against the london

[forest quest]

Or 1 d4 c5 it's a benoni

[cold ember]

Can someone explain the brilliance? Black can just play d6 and then what?

(Dont try to make sense of the posistion in general, it's 400)

[rough dome]

And you should turn on💀

[supple imp]

cc giving out brilliant like it's candy

[jolly warren]

Why d4 in london

[forest quest]

What that's the first move of the London?

[flat kraken]

How is that a brilliant move 💀

Anyway the knight moves out of the way so now the queen can join in on the attack (the knight cannot be taken for obvious reasons)

[rough dome]

They use psychological tricks on people

[jolly warren]

Oh right u mentioned "1 d4"

[grand shore]

[jolly warren]

Didn't read properly

[forest quest]

No prob

[flat kraken]

What time control

[grand shore]

rapid

10+0

[forest quest]

I guess technically you can transpose into a London with 1 Nf3 but you won't always get it depending on what black does

[flat kraken]

-30% coolness but still epic 💀

[rough dome]

That's what mindless people do

[supple imp]

The knight will get kicked out by d6 but you don't go back to f3 I reckon you go d3 so you can do Qf3

[forest quest]

Strong player

[jolly warren]

Sometimes after the bishop is out, black would go for a bishop trade after a move or 2

[grand shore]

how is that -30% 💀

[jolly warren]

Damn right

That will change my life thanks @rough dome

[bright glade]

rapid is most based time control

[grand shore]

d6 Ng4?

[rough dome]

Dw I wasn't being toxic

[grand shore]

d6 Ng4 and Nf6 is unstoppable

[supple imp]

He's probably one of those people that glorifies blitz

[flat kraken]

I don’t respect rapid players as a whole (my attention span can only handle 3+2 it’s my problem) 💀

[jolly warren]

Ik, u were changing a life

[grand shore]

as is mate

[bright glade]

its funny how amigos is at my level now

[supple imp]

I didn't see that cause I'm dumb af this is why you're 200 elo higher rated than me

[bright glade]

this fool would think he isn't getting 2k smh

[grand shore]

same my attention is bad so I barely think in my games. I go for intuition but recently I have been spending longer

[forest quest]

I actually hate blitz so much. I'm either playing a long game 30+ mins or I'm playing bullet. Either extreme

[grand shore]

you know what's crazy. I legit thought 2k was impossible when I tilted to 1904 💀

[flat kraken]

Bro the London IS in his blood 💀

[bright glade]

deadge

too bad ive stopped playing chess or i would play you

[grand shore]

but I have done what I thought to be impossible

[forest quest]

Lol actually when I play bullet I usually play the Colle

[grand shore]

I would still not play you

[stuck kestrel]

dam me too

[bright glade]

smh why

[grand shore]

I don't want to be embarrassed

I still suck bro

[bright glade]

lmao

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> scrapf

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1983 (peak)
Blitz: 1907 (1921 peak)
Bullet: 1741 (peak)

[flat kraken]

So close to 2k rapid too

[jolly warren]

15+10 sounds like a good time control

[grand shore]

I feel like I am still at the level of our previous game]

[forest quest]

I feel like no matter what level one gets too they always believe they suck in there own mind. Imposter syndrome

[grand shore]

tho I have gotten stronger but not by much

[forest quest]

Yea that one's nice

[grand shore]

I am impostor?!

[forest quest]

Lol it's a mental thing

[bright glade]

lol, i would need a month warm up to get serious again

[grand shore]

lol yeah ik

[flat kraken]

Intussusception 🤨

[grand shore]

ngl felt the same

but spent 2 days lmao

[jolly warren]

Ye

[flat kraken]

Takes me 2 days to tilt 100 in blitz 💀

[bright glade]

i didnt play chess for 3 weeks
went back without anything
play 2 games
1 win 1 loss it was funny
and the win had a brilliant

first game was loss then brilliant(?) win

now its been some time again

[forest quest]

Alot of times for me I don't play rated chess for like weeks just unrated daily

Then I go back and play some rated

And hate my life again

[cold ember]

Ah i see, so even if he kicks the knight i can still bring the queen in after moving the knight to d3

[forest quest]

Anyone ever visited the st Louis chess hall of Fame?

Me and my women whent 2 weekends ago. Was cool

[grand shore]

I have gone 45.5/74

in 3 days

[radiant frost]

What

[coral hatch]

I tried fast chess, I ended up losing my queen in 2 minutes.

[forest quest]

You may or may not want to touch grass

Joke)

[coral hatch]

I'm still a beginner at chess. Maybe, I need to play more games.

How much I yearn the outside world to be able to bike around the world all day long.

But that remains a dream for the reality is different than what I have in my mind.

Everywhere slow mode is enabled. I can't even have speed.

This is life.

[grand shore]

My score in the past 3 days is 42W/5D/27L

[radiant frost]

Oh nice

[boreal coyote]

my score is 0W0D100L

[grand shore]

and I went from 1941 to 2102 in those 3 days!!

[radiant frost]

Try blitz

[radiant frost]

Let's play together

Unrated

Send link

10 or 15 min

[fair pewter]

Omfg slay

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1096628630102212618.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[grand shore]

god damn it you're here

[indigo badger]

hello pl

[keen charm]

Ur pfp caught me off guard at first

[keen charm]

Good job

[grand shore]

thanks

[keen charm]

I played 2 brilliants in my last game

[indigo badger]

guys i got 400 elo!!!!|

[grand shore]

nice

[keen charm]

Good job

[indigo badger]

legend said bro used stockfish

[indigo badger]

I am so happy \

[keen charm]

I Hit 1000 a few days ago I was so relieved

[grand shore]

who's legend

[keen charm]

You will@hit 500 soon

[indigo badger]

thx

[indigo badger]

the legendary pawn

[keen charm]

I Post Chess YT Shorts I was thinking about starting a thing where I analyze some of my first games compared to some of my most recents

[grand shore]

what

[indigo badger]

bro never watched topchess

[grand shore]

ofc not

[finite juniper]

Hi guys

[indigo badger]

u boring

[keen charm]

OMG I LOVE IT

[finite juniper]

Hi guys

[keen charm]

I watched Forky Forky Check Check

[indigo badger]

W

[keen charm]

The fact they just bully the bishop 💀

[finite juniper]

#130 - When PAWN Saves Top Chess

[indigo badger]

oof repeated a msg twixe blunder

[keen charm]

I saw that one last night

[indigo badger]

f yea

[finite juniper]

yeah same

[keen charm]

Big mistake resign now

[finite juniper]

#99 - When You OVERTHINK

[keen charm]

what part of Africa r u from

[finite juniper]

🇪🇬

[indigo badger]

saying chess names big blunder mate in 1

[keen charm]

Oh cool, u Muslim?

[finite juniper]

yeah

Allahu Akbar

[keen charm]

I respect your religion 💪🏻. Christian’s and Muslims need to work together to fight the ever in the world!

[indigo badger]

Uhmmmm

[keen charm]

If I made a chess server I could call it Pawn Hub so bitches would join thinking it’s smth else

[finite juniper]

#131 - When Pinning GOES WRONG

it got released 23 mins ago ima watch it

[keen charm]

Checky Checky Check Check

[keen charm]

Oh rlly W

[drowsy lodge]

HIello

[boreal coyote]

can someone reviewhttps://www.chess.com/analysis/game/computer/91234375?tab=review

[worn ice]

ultimatespryzen (400) vs. october-isla (1700)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[undone lodge]

I don't much to say apart from nice tactic

[indigo badger]

done

[drowsy lodge]

ur beating 1700s?

[undone lodge]

its a bot

[drowsy lodge]

nvm

thats a bot thats ez

[finite juniper]

guys do u know top chess?

episode 131 is out

[solemn ivy]

and

[echo kestrel]

Fr bots are so easy

I can beat a 3200

[glad wedge]

no

[abstract creek]

hey

what is the best opening for white?

[undone lodge]

depends on what you are looking for

[abstract creek]

can u give me some good ones?

[dull breach]

help pls

[grim edge]

[undone lodge]

there are many, have a look at an openings explorer and see for yourself

[undone lodge]

what other pieces attack the queen

[dull breach]

I know that

But I wanna know what other move I can do

Instead of queen d4

[undone lodge]

i mean its already a pretty tough position down a pawn, fork on a3 and b2 is a problem and I think an ok way to fix it is Qc1

[normal hatch]

Ew

Just Rb3

[stable mirage]

evans spanish scotch ponziani

[cerulean drum]

yo

[stable mirage]

the list goes on just without d4 openings

[lofty owl]

yo

anyone got their free trial pending (review for chess.com) for the day?

🤔 I need one game to be reviewed asap

I believe, I did a brilliant, help would be appreciated

sorry and ty 🙂

[stable mirage]

no

[lofty owl]

np, ty

[stable mirage]

https://lichess.org/paste has perfectly good review

[lofty owl]

tysm

[fiery beacon]

What does it achieve? He just defends the mate threat then you have to defend the pawn anyways so 🤷

That’s… not how it works

[hoary drift]

l

[fiery beacon]

It doesn’t like the idea of you trading queens

[trail prism]

G'day sirs and women

[fiery beacon]

That’s the only difference between the moves. It wants you to keep the queens alive

[real sable]

Can someone plae with mi

[trail prism]

I finally got Trusted role :DDD

[fiery beacon]

Correct

It is indeed saying that trading queens is worse than not trading queens

[trail prism]

how to get blue name color

[viscid jacinth]

Fam 1 pawn is a lotta difference if you dont have compensation for it

[trail prism]

yes

i aint like red

[real sable]

😦

[trail prism]

me

[real sable]

Yay

[trail prism]

cc or lichess ?

[real sable]

cc

[viscid jacinth]

Too cozy

[trail prism]

k gonna send in dm

[grim edge]

hi

[hybrid knot]

hello nice people

[trail prism]

check dm

[neon parrot]

Anybody else notices the huge difference between 1280 and 1200

[sleek oriole]

absolutely

[neon parrot]

It's like a different world it seems

[sleek oriole]

its all in your mind!!! escape the matrix and grind

[peak plank]

Bam

[neon parrot]

You're saying it's simply a psychological blockade?

[radiant frost]

Bruh it's only 80 elo difference