💬〡general-off-topic

[latent pebble]

Fair

[rotund field]

Ikr

[latent pebble]

Do you have a fide

[mystic stream]

Yes I have a fide rating duh

[latent pebble]

What’s your fide rating

[mystic stream]

2100

[latent pebble]

Nice

[mental cave]

the worst ive gotten for a test was a c+, studied for that but the study sheet we were given was shit and covered only half the tests topic

[mystic stream]

:(

[mental cave]

best mark out of the class was 20/25

[hollow basin]

Santos I don’t know his real name

[mental cave]

i got 17

[latent pebble]

Good enough

[mental cave]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[primal ibex]

what do u get if u win legends ?

[latent pebble]

Some teachers have you doing the work at home as they don’t teach

[hollow basin]

I saw GM with 2469 as rating he is old now too

[latent pebble]

Years back I had a math teacher who uttered nonsense for an hour and 30 minutes

[mystic stream]

The worst I got was a 99% on a pop quiz with 100 questions regarding quantum physics and Olympian level math with the hardest math problem known to man kind, additionally writing an essay in under 2 minutes regarding the probability of different events. Also they made us translate text from over 200 languages

[hollow basin]

imma kidnap you

[mystic stream]

What kind of nonsense

[jovial vector]

Kidnap me instead

[mystic stream]

Also years back makes u sound like a grandpa

[nimble niche]

anyone remember donkey from this server?

[latent pebble]

I vividly remember the man talking about calculators for 40 minutes

[hollow basin]

@mystic stream I kidnap you and we exchange our brain

[mystic stream]

Uhhh

[hollow basin]

[mystic stream]

Kidnap a gm

[jovial vector]

I am 5’3 it would be easy I promise

[hollow basin]

I’ll be 2100 fide if we exchange our brain

[hollow basin]

Hehe he is waiting me with kung fu skills

[hollow basin]

You kidnap a GM and he’ll say : don’t forget I’m the king and I’m useless

[jovial vector]

1am chess isn’t the best for me 😭

[bright eagle]

do you want to play against a 1500 rated bot?

[hollow basin]

On lichess?

My chess.com account got closed for abuse

[primal ibex]

this isn’t mate in 2 tho, after bh1 black can just b7 lol

[digital phoenix]

damn what account name and how is that possibel

like one million aborts or smth

[hollow basin]

I had many accounts

[digital phoenix]

unlucky

[hollow basin]

[digital phoenix]

why dont u just appeal and create a new one

[primal ibex]

or just have one account

[hollow basin]

I don’t know I have lichess

[stable mirage]

Bh1

oh you said the answer

[digital phoenix]

also u have hate trusted without a trusted role thats crazy

[hollow basin]

I’m insane

[digital phoenix]

i hate just joined colour

[nimble niche]

then Qg2#

[hollow basin]

[digital phoenix]

bh1 allows any f pawn move shouldnt u push it in a diagonal where it still pins

and then any pawn move and qg2

[nimble niche]

then h1

[hollow basin]

Bf7+

[digital phoenix]

oh right

[nimble niche]

plus Bh1 f5 isn't a problem because Bd5 is mate

[stable wyvern]

the king just takes the bishop

[hollow basin]

Qb7+ the queen isn’t safe

[digital phoenix]

we tryna do mate in 2

[stable wyvern]

but man mate in 2

[hollow basin]

[stable wyvern]

I was thinking rook to A3

I am bad at chess so like I might not be right

[digital phoenix]

then rook takes queen u die

[nimble niche]

remember donkey?

[digital phoenix]

ya what about

[nimble niche]

I beat him in an otb classical game today

[stable wyvern]

you take back checkmate

[hollow basin]

Mate in 2 isn’t possible

[nimble niche]

first otb tournament game against him and I won

[hollow basin]

[nimble niche]

Bh1 and what does black play?

[hollow basin]

b and e files have pawns

[stable wyvern]

smart

he moves pawns

[hollow basin]

It won’t be mate in 2

[nimble niche]

e4 Rg5# or b6/b5 Qg2#

f6/f5 there's Bd5#

[stable wyvern]

so mate in 3?

[nimble niche]

how is that 3 moves?

[restive storm]

there is no checkmate in 13, try to find it

[nimble niche]

no checkmate?

[stable wyvern]

whats a flair beta tester what does it do

[digital phoenix]

nothing its just a green heart

[hollow basin]

Oh Yeah mate in 2 with rook or queen my analysis skills down

Rg5# Qg2# yea well done

[restive storm]

I said what I said

[viscid jacinth]

Lmao i drew two losing games in a row

[stable wyvern]

dam

[viscid jacinth]

There is no checkmate in 13 what

[hollow basin]

Ne7+ Nc6

[jovial vector]

Queen c7 just losing my pawn on a6?

[nimble niche]

what else could you play?

[jovial vector]

Fair enough

[nimble niche]

you're up a rook to start

there's only one move that prevents draw/loss

[viscid jacinth]

Why they banned russian flag

[digital phoenix]

its been a year how do u not know

[nimble niche]

the war

[digital phoenix]

also the way theyre doing this is russian government doing something wrong so lets punish all the innocent people

[restive storm]

no.

[violet belfry]

Someone play chess now?

[fringe pendant]

If there is no mate in 13 why would it try to find it

[hollow basin]

Ne7+ Kf8 Nc6 Rxb5 Ra8+

[junior wind]

Sure what's your elo btw

[hollow basin]

Nd8 Rxd8+ white is better

[violet belfry]

650

[primal fern]

i can play you now. just finished up

[violet belfry]

@junior wind

[restive storm]

That is not in fact checkmate in 13

[junior wind]

Alr then

[hollow basin]

[primal fern]

check dm for link to game

[inland kraken]

🤔

[rich crystal]

Anyone up for a game?

[violet belfry]

1700💀

[digital phoenix]

1700 💀

[inland kraken]

Nobody here is 1700

[violet belfry]

Mine 650

[rich crystal]

1850 actually now

[latent pebble]

Complain to fide not cc

[rich crystal]

That was old

But still anyone available?

[digital phoenix]

thats how everyone is now it isnt just fide

[violet belfry]

Ok come have a match

[inland kraken]

Wrong.

[latent pebble]

Should they ban the flag of Israel 🤔

[rich crystal]

Gr8

[violet belfry]

Dm

[latent pebble]

You can’t ban all flags of conflict

[celest ledge]

There is

[hollow basin]

Bd7 Nd8 no mate in 13

[inland kraken]

People support it

[restive storm]

There isn’t

[digital phoenix]

americans

[slate owl]

[restive storm]

There’s no mate in 13

[slate owl]

hewwo kittens

[inland kraken]

I am not american

[digital phoenix]

and if we dont support america we all die

[hollow basin]

Man you got it into your trap

[inland kraken]

You have to choose a side

There is no in between

[restive storm]

Both Bd7 and Ne7+ are winning btw

[bright eagle]

I mean sure... that's actual perfect!! What time control?

[restive storm]

Just completely winning

[digital phoenix]

yes there is and its called not being involved in politics

[inland kraken]

That's just being unrealistic

[hollow basin]

Ne7+ is better you win a knight

[hollow basin]

3|0 5|0

[inland kraken]

You can gaslight yourself that u aren't involved

[nimble niche]

i haven't believe a thing the media has reported about the war

[candid river]

Morning

[restive storm]

Bd7 wins material too just a few moves later

[hollow basin]

Bd7 Nd8?

[safe fable]

Carlsen noob

[short mirage]

Everyone is involved in politics

[bright eagle]

Okay, sure!!

[hollow basin]

[restive storm]

Push b-pawn and there’s gonna be no way to stop it

[hollow basin]

Rb7 Ra7 yea

[hollow basin]

Wait I downloaded lichess again

[bright eagle]

okay, I'll dm you the link

[grim edge]

shouldnt have abused man

[cunning grove]

I think they remove chat option when u abuse but they don't close ur acc

[grim edge]

ya

[celest ledge]

Ne7 (Check)
Kf7
Nc6
Rc8
Ra7
and then idk

[latent pebble]

No

Completely different

[grim edge]

once 3 years ago, i thought if i copy alphazero's playing style i would become the best chess player in the world, so i worked on copying it for like weeks and burnt myself out and gained like 0 rating

cant believe i was such an idiot

[celest ledge]

or maybe if the person is gullible then takes bishop and checks with the rook

[primal fern]

connect your account to prove it

[digital phoenix]

@latent pebble what do u think

[rich crystal]

I just played a game with a guy he can prove it lol but sure Imma connect it the account is drunkdwarf24

[primal fern]

type /connect here

[drowsy lodge]

i got 19

[rich crystal]

I am unable to I had already connected this account to an old account to me which has been long deleted by me it's not letting me connect my present acc cus it says it's already connected with an acc how tf do I disconnect that one?

If you don't believe me tho you can play a game with me if ye want

[primal fern]

nah ur fine

[rich crystal]

Hmm k but then also how tf do I disconnect that account from my discord

[primal fern]

gotta email [e-mail]

[rich crystal]

Ohkk

Bruh I can't even change my server profile to 1800 without Nitro when tf did this feature come

[cerulean sky]

how to play polerio defense guys

[digital phoenix]

u can

connect account change server nickname

this is about as much as u can edit

just not the about me

[lament jacinth]

You sack your personal data for a few discord perks

[digital phoenix]

sack

hit the sack, jack

[lament jacinth]

Develop your peices and don't lose

[rich crystal]

nope I cant it says I dont have the perms to change server nickname

[lament jacinth]

He told you to connect your accountt bozo

[digital phoenix]

ur not connected

[rich crystal]

ah I see

[uncut fable]

yo how much racism is allowed in this server

[primal mirage]

idk

[buoyant leaf]

There's a song with your nickname, by Lunaar

[grim edge]

Who want game? 1. d4

[lament jacinth]

That's amazing

[buoyant leaf]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4x1h02sZPXC0gDfvCwEg1L

[uncut fable]

me after seeing 1. e4, c5

[digital phoenix]

u can try

[uncut fable]

i did

reviewed the rules, I don’t think this is a derogatory word/phrase as much as it’s a joke about the black pieces

so i pray now 🙏

mods are chill tho fr

[digital phoenix]

they arent but if no one reports nothing gonna happen

[nimble niche]

my lowest accuracy this tournament is 88% on lichess

[little elm]

did you win

[digital phoenix]

lichess gives everything high

[lament jacinth]

What are we talking about

[nimble niche]

one more day, im leading rn

[little elm]

i have lost some otb games with 90+%

[nimble niche]

I haven't lost yet in this tournament

[little elm]

[nimble niche]

5.5/6 after 2 days

the 88% accuracy game was the game where i drew

[digital phoenix]

ew draw

[nimble niche]

says the Nc3 player

[buoyant leaf]

What was the opening

[nimble niche]

rossolimo

i was playing black

[digital phoenix]

thing is my opening almost never leads to draw

[nimble niche]

the opening was just really uncomfortable but i survived

[uncut fable]

anyway there’s too many high rated players in here

[jagged minnow]

Ew rent a girlfriend pfp

[buoyant leaf]

is rossolim the one with Nf3 Nc6 Bb5?

[uncut fable]

I’m going to bed

[nimble niche]

yes in the sicilian

[digital phoenix]

and also if its a draw its regardless of the opening

[nimble niche]

always loss

[jagged minnow]

Ready for the war

[digital phoenix]

it takes skill to lose

[uncut fable]

fr

[buoyant leaf]

perhaps I can call myself skilled now

[uncut fable]

let’s see Magnus find the mathematical worst move in the position

[lament jacinth]

Playing with food

[jagged minnow]

Bros fartin

[safe fable]

Yes my big boss

[vapid schooner]

He became werewolf and won me so easily

[uncut fable]

pondering my game review

[grim edge]

my favorite opening

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[uncut fable]

yeah I’ve recently been studying theory for this one

nz23 just wins on the spot tho, doesn’t it?

[grim edge]

Nah, xa19 is better

[halcyon olive]

whats x

[grim edge]

x square's pawn

[uncut fable]

can’t he just stop the threat with O-O-O-O tho

[grim edge]

hmm

lemme check actually

[uncut fable]

it’s a social media website owned by Elon Musk

[halcyon olive]

oh ye

[uncut fable]

i’m surprised you don’t know this

[upbeat viper]

Aaa

[trail prism]

Test

[grim edge]

Nah, QN28 leads to a checkmate then

[uncut fable]

are you dumb

checker takes Queen and promotes to king

[grim edge]

nah, checkers promote to

wait, checkers can promote to kings?

[uncut fable]

have you like

never played checkers when you were 4

[nimble niche]

average american calling it "checkers"

[digital phoenix]

checkers the fast food restaurant

[uncut fable]

what’s the other word for checkers

[nimble niche]

english draughts

[uncut fable]

wtf

next thing you’re gonna say is that you guys don’t use miles

[digital phoenix]

lol

[vapid schooner]

Licheckers and Lishogi

[digital phoenix]

lidraughts

[grim edge]

Gothamcheckers

[nimble niche]

"licheckers" ☠️

[grim edge]

lilcheckers then btw

[uncut fable]

GothamLichess gonna be fire 🔥

[slate owl]

i just realized

[nimble niche]

lidraughts doesn't even offer english draughts

[vapid schooner]

Gothamchess.com

[grim edge]

Said like lichess is a separate game

[slate owl]

everyone is naked in their clothes

[grim edge]

💀

[uncut fable]

not if I don’t have clothes

[slate owl]

[digital phoenix]

yeah and all animals are

[grim edge]

I am naked without clothes rn 💀

[vapid schooner]

Gothamchess if he quits chess

[slate owl]

[uncut fable]

Proof?

[grim edge]

gothamcheckers

[uncut fable]

MetropolisPoker

[grim edge]

MetropolisPecker

btw

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcIl-rzk8DfVn5YlChFWGvQ

https://tenor.com/view/skull-explode-gif-25528415

[vapid schooner]

Checkersmate

[latent pebble]

Glucose+fructose

[nimble niche]

sucrose

learnt that at school a few months ago and never had to use that fact before

[vapid schooner]

Why does licheckers have 12*12 board

[wintry scarab]

Anyone wanna play rapid or blitz

Blitz-3|0
Rapid-10|0

[hollow basin]

@latent pebble why you don’t have trusted role now?

[nimble niche]

wrong site

[wintry scarab]

@nimble niche bro what's your username

[nimble niche]

1cbb

[latent pebble]

I unlinked my account

[hollow basin]

Bullying?

[vapid schooner]

Make checkers pieces fight chess pieces

[latent pebble]

no

[wintry scarab]

@nimble niche will you play unrated blitz-3|0

Or 5|0

[nimble niche]

if you wanna play english draughts, go here https://www.247checkers.com/

[drowsy lodge]

x10 z40 ny423 qo23+

[nimble niche]

I don't play people from discord, sorry

[hollow basin]

Huh uh you unliked it for no reason?

[wintry scarab]

Okay

[hollow basin]

[nimble niche]

if you wanna play polish, russian or brazilian draughts, go here https://lidraughts.org/

wtf is licheckers

[hollow basin]

I’m good at checkers

[latent pebble]

I can link it back but too lazy

[coral hatch]

What's up chess nerds?

[hollow basin]

I’ll say I’m pro

[latent pebble]

I’ll re-link when I’m 2800 so never

[nimble niche]

english draughts?

[hollow basin]

Hehe

[coral hatch]

A guy was trying to win by being inactive for an extended period of time. He was thinking that I would resign. How pathetic of him.

[latent pebble]

Careful, you can get warned and have your message deleted for this kind of stuff

[hollow basin]

magnus himself

[coral hatch]

I taught him a lesson by not resigning and he lost by time out.

[nimble niche]

the rule says no lichess links, but that's not lichess

[hollow basin]

All of them

[drowsy lodge]

lichess dot org

[hollow basin]

I play checkers since my childhood

[latent pebble]

I know, I’ve tried sending lidraught links before, gotten shit for it.

[coral hatch]

Then I played another game and that guy was so good. Just play a good honest game. That's all is needed.

[hollow basin]

I’m pro at checkers

[coral hatch]

Lichess.com

[wintry scarab]

Anyone wanna play rapid or blitz

Blitz-3|0
Rapid-10|0

[drowsy lodge]

THeReS DRAUGHTS PUZZLeS

[nimble niche]

the mods seem to be fine with any other links except those of lichess or of websites with code sourced from lichess

[coral hatch]

checkers is the game of Gods.

[nimble niche]

are you good at polish draughts?

[latent pebble]

@nimble niche

[hollow basin]

All of them I said hehe

[nimble niche]

they say no non chess.com links but they're usually fine with everything except lichess and lichess sourced sites

you can send as many kasparovchess links as you want and they don't give half a fck

[boreal coyote]

sussy wussy

[latent pebble]

Look at the entire conversation

I sent a lidraughts link and got shit for it

[hollow basin]

@nimble niche if you wanna play send challenge

[hollow basin]

Just lidraughts link

[nimble niche]

I don't play people from discord, sorry

[hollow basin]

Checkers not chess

[nimble niche]

I only know how to play polish draughts

I sent in dms

[hollow basin]

I play polish draughts

[nimble niche]

I'm not very good at it

I've only played for a bit

[latent pebble]

Different countries have different rules?

[nimble niche]

There's english draughts or what most people know as checkers, polish/international draughts, brazilian and russian draughts

[astral drum]

hello guys

this sunday i have an upcoming tournament

i need some middlge game tips

i would like to know ur opinions for which yt video to watch

[digital phoenix]

whats ur rating

[boreal coyote]

look for checks, captures and attacks. look at all your attacking pieces and converge them onto a single square. to take is a mistake, keep adding pressure, if your opponent attacks you, offence is the best defence

[drowsy lodge]

5300

[latent pebble]

What’s different

[lapis brook]

The name

[candid river]

I have no idea how to play either

[lapis brook]

Different not similarity

[nimble niche]

rules, idk any except polish

[astral drum]

hey there

can we play a match so i can learn from you?

i am a 1400 mid player

[digital phoenix]

1400 learning from a <500

[astral drum]

want to play?

[digital phoenix]

nah im studying

[nimble niche]

nerd

[pulsar spire]

I got teamed with emory tate today and played him and lost

[digital phoenix]

doubt it

[pulsar spire]

Emory tate came back from the dead

Just to despise his bald son again

What a disgracr

[boreal coyote]

not rn man im studying, but i reccomened you go to this guy on youtube, called 'remote chess academy' and look at his middle game concept videos. also go to lichess and solve the middle game puzzles. thatll give you good middle game practice

[digital phoenix]

no way its paint

[digital phoenix]

castle

[pine bison]

@rotund field pinging me 12 times truly shows why you are a fots

[upbeat viper]

Oh

Back Pain

Hayoh

[pine bison]

Yo

[upbeat viper]

Cheese

[pine bison]

I'll be ordering some cheese at the cheese cafe

Chess cafe

[upbeat viper]

Ah yes

[digital phoenix]

@pine bison ur not becoming mod again right

[pine bison]

Why do you even care so much about me bruh

[digital phoenix]

just about the mod part

[nimble niche]

i have a feeling i'm gonna face some d4 tomorrow

[violet dawn]

understand

[acoustic mason]

Today's daily puzzle is so satisfying

[violet dawn]

1000 chess 💪

pawn mate down 14 material 💪

engine says draw i say better 🤔

[digital phoenix]

its drawn unless ur opponent is trash

[violet dawn]

ya because people are scared of threefold when they have loads of material

so they run down the board and get hit with my pawns instead

this is the throw btw

didnt sac queen 🧠

[digital phoenix]

#1157976082901905478 message @lapis brook why did u quote pain

saccing queen is insane

[violet dawn]

only move other than moving into a mate sequence tho i guess

its kind of funny how this guy had 14 material up on me but he had a queen locked away in the corner (8), rook stuck (5), bishop useless (3), and suddenly thats 16 material irrelevant not to mention the knight hadnt moved

[leaden bison]

rating is weird

im around 150 but every player i meet is very good

[nimble niche]

why 2200 rapid and 1700 blitz?

yes

[violet dawn]

i play blitz speed even in rapid and thus i am 1000 in rapid

[nimble niche]

i don't know how moon manages to be 2200 rapid and 1700 blitz

[bright prairie]

@digital phoenix hi friend

[violet dawn]

i started playing blitz a week ago and went from 600 right to 1k immediately

i think maybe i am a blitz player who has been fooling myself playing rapid all year

bc i win on time even in blitz often. and in rapid i would have like 5min on opponents regu

[bright prairie]

Blitz is harder than Rapid i think

[nimble niche]

you know donkey?

[violet dawn]

maybe i just play fast lol

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/member/thedumbdonkey

[violet dawn]

blitz opponents at 1k seem a little easier than rapid

[nimble niche]

i beat him in an otb classical tournament game today

[brave ember]

Guys if someone else reviews my game can I see the game review?

[violet dawn]

blitz is more of a quick chess thought simulator where you can still at least construct ideas and come up with tactics if you want clicky speed contest that's bullet

bullet is mind numbingly awful anyways as a blitz player

[nimble niche]

then come first

[bright prairie]

What's that koth can i play it on phone

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sylvrj

This is the Chess.com profile of sylvrj. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1001 (1019 peak)
Blitz: 1020 (peak)
Bullet: 628 (662 peak)

[violet dawn]

peaking w

[random drum]

deez nuts

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> thrasher7230

This is the Chess.com profile of thrasher7230. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1415 (1421 peak)
Blitz: 698 (734 peak)
Bullet: 368 (401 peak)

[violet dawn]

blitz L

[pallid plinth]

i dont play blitz much

[violet dawn]

literally go play more blitz you will probably smash people

number go up always feels good

what does this mean ‼️ sent a trophy

[latent pebble]

Unbanned?

[nimble niche]

he was unbanned a while ago

small flex

you can't find the results online

[latent pebble]

Do you think he’s 2200 strength

[nimble niche]

don't worry, I didn't dox myself, I checked first

[nimble niche]

idk

he's decent otb as well

unlike squid

[nimble niche]

if you want, i can send you the otb game i played against him today

with names removed, of course

[neon parrot]

When I have a bad sleep: 1200's are so good
When I have good sleep: 1200's are so bad

[nimble niche]

u18

[grim edge]

anyone 1v1

[neon parrot]

Whats your elo bro

[nimble niche]

for some reason fide defines it as u20

[grim edge]

800

[nimble niche]

i swear, every time i go to an adult otb tournament, i get paired with some unrated vietnamese guy and i get crushed

[neon parrot]

I'm 1200 but we still can play if you want

[viscid jacinth]

1200s are good as 1500s no cap

[grim edge]

sure

[viscid jacinth]

if they learn how to calculate that is

[grim edge]

whats ur username?

[neon parrot]

Ill dm you

[grim edge]

k

[nimble niche]

i can literally only win junior tournaments

i got paired against an fm once but they changed the pairings because of a mistake

they are but just outprep them, ez

[astral drum]

hey there

on sunday i have a tournament

can i play with you, so i can improve?

[nimble niche]

i only know one u18 cm here

[astral drum]

1400

elo

[digital phoenix]

so trash

[nimble niche]

there are only 2 titled u18 players in nsw

[brave ember]

Guys I'm 13 I'm 1900 ELO is that good?

[pallid plinth]

sthu

[digital phoenix]

no

[neon parrot]

You know the answer

[brave ember]

Dang

[neon parrot]

Gotta be 2300 FIDE by now

[brave ember]

What's your elo

[astral drum]

can i play wi5h you?

[brave ember]

Nah

[nimble niche]

i was 1700 when i turned 13 and 2100 when i turned 14

[astral drum]

i have a tournament on sunday?

[neon parrot]

Bro you're a cheater

[brave ember]

Bro

[nimble niche]

new south wales

[brave ember]

Wym

[digital phoenix]

oh yeah cheater

[neon parrot]

You actually suck so bad I saw that in your games

[brave ember]

Guys is ponzianni good?

[mental cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102542478416019527/1156999042451132468/togif.gif?ex=6517ab93&is=65165a13&hm=29efc1b1d2834d73ea4f1da1ac5b7c292ce475563f87f5b6880f902a2b339d0d&

[digital phoenix]

@brave ember fk off cheater

[primal mirage]

bro playing fortnite

[slate owl]

ah, yes. casual 1900 question

[brave ember]

You fk off 9 year old monkey

[worn anchor]

Not enough

[neon parrot]

I'm 13 and 1200 is that good?

[primal mirage]

:_:

[nimble niche]

ping mods or nah?

[mental cave]

isnt the minimum for a fide title like 1400 or something

[digital phoenix]

albert should auto but hes so damn slow

[slate owl]

im 15 and 5 million chess.com is that good?

[nimble niche]

lmao what? it's 2200 fide for CM

[brave ember]

Wtf

[worn anchor]

Nah bro 💀

[astral drum]

1 match?

[mental cave]

not cm bro

[digital phoenix]

or a very small kid

[neon parrot]

Everybody under 3300 elo sucks

[slate owl]

frfr

[nimble niche]

then what other title?

[neon parrot]

Just my opinion

[viscid jacinth]

If you find a small kid in a chess tournament, run

[grim edge]

:3c

[mental cave]

ACM

[worn anchor]

You sure ? Thought it was for FM…

[digital phoenix]

there we go i locked him out ez

[digital phoenix]

2300 fm

[boreal cosmos]

2200 fide cm 2300 fm

[astral drum]

1 match?

[grim edge]

Hi vert

[digital phoenix]

why do u have to cap it

[nimble niche]

name one person who thinks arena titles count as real titles

[nimble niche]

2300 fide is FM

[worn anchor]

Ok thanks

[digital phoenix]

what if im 2500 with gm norms but i want to stay as cm

[boreal cosmos]

Acm is online arena title, not the same as otb

[lime lava]

[mental cave]

they're still titles though lmao, just online

[boreal cosmos]

You can

[worn anchor]

If you are FM and go down to 2200 they remove the title ?

[boreal cosmos]

No

[nimble niche]

once you get it, you keep it for life unless they decided that you got it unfairly

e.g. rating manipulation/cheating

[mental cave]

so go to 2200 then go to 100

[lime lava]

Those titled dont count

[boreal cosmos]

You cant

[nimble niche]

what's 1500 fide converted to chess.com?

[boreal cosmos]

They do

[mental cave]

1800 ig

[digital phoenix]

no so be a 1k fide fm

[nimble niche]

i got 1500 fide at 1300 chess.com 💀

[mental cave]

👽

[lime lava]

Imagine haha
You are a GM with 2500 you lose 1 point in a draw
You get 2499 and they remove the title you payed for

[mental cave]

otb or online

[nimble niche]

wdym otb or online?

[mental cave]

bruh

[nimble niche]

10 year old didn't even know fide arenas were a thing

[primal mirage]

once u reach gm, wbhy not just drop to 500 😂

[viscid jacinth]

@digital phoenix the thread got closed by richard for some reason

[nimble niche]

i barely even knew what fide was

[digital phoenix]

i know

[viscid jacinth]

Suggesting stuff in #1090365050067365948 isnt allowed

[mental cave]

what are you on about bro

[nimble niche]

my mum signed me up and told me to play so i beat a few 1500 fides

i barely played chess back then

[mental cave]

i do not care that you used to be ten, everyone was once 💀

[tight lily]

guys is it possible to go 1800 from 1500 in 1 month?

[mental cave]

yes

[nimble niche]

my pattern recognition at the time was so shit but i was coming up with my own strategies as i was playing

[mental cave]

ok

[viscid jacinth]

nice

[digital phoenix]

in 1 week also possible

[nimble niche]

otb

[nimble niche]

it's possible in 2 hours

[tight lily]

in blitz btw

[little elm]

i went from 1600 to 2000 cc bullet in 3 days

after not playing there for a year

[lime lava]

I can do it in a hour

[tight lily]

in blitz

[lime lava]

[nimble niche]

why study chess? just play it and pattern recognition will improve automatically

[viscid jacinth]

As long you dont suck you can go from 1500 to Magnus carlsen in one month

[tight lily]

i did it on my main, so proud :D

[tight lily]

Yea

[viscid jacinth]

Damn i am still at 1500

[mental cave]

blud avoided answering my question for 10 minutes

[digital phoenix]

in one day also yes

[mental cave]

except when its the wrong move

[tight lily]

wouldnt u get banned for cheating

[digital phoenix]

yes

[nimble niche]

las can vouch, he has seen my fide profile

[tight lily]

im saying without cheats

[mental cave]

k i dont care

[grim edge]

ageeeeeeeee

[digital phoenix]

its not cheating if opponents are trash

[mental cave]

tell your opponents to study chess more

[tight lily]

[tight lily]

true

[digital phoenix]

i can pick and choose random 1500s from open challenges and win

[tight lily]

my best win at blitz is 1900 btw

[primal mirage]

💀 yo what if a 2400 just plays 2ks only and gets like 2 rating per, farming till 2600

[tight lily]

[primal mirage]

tbf that shouldnt count

[tight lily]

anyway screw chess i go do maths bye

[lime lava]

You cant
A 2500 against a 2k doesnt win anything

[primal mirage]

oh u sure?

[lime lava]

No

[tight lily]

i thought u got like at lwast +1

[primal mirage]

im 2450, played against 2850 and he got +2

[tight lily]

imagine losing against 2850 xdddd/j

[primal mirage]

bro i was up a queen vs rook + bishop

i had it, then i threw it L

[tight lily]

imagine

[primal mirage]

damn ye

[lime lava]

Imagine they lose to the 2k once... 15 wins were in vain

[cinder sky]

does anyone know how long chess.com title verification takes

[boreal cosmos]

Few days to a week prob

[cinder sky]

alr

[pseudo island]

Forever bc you dont have a title and never will

[primal mirage]

true

[cinder sky]

claimed mine 2 days ago still waiting

[boreal cosmos]

Ok, well keep waiting

[cinder sky]

haha ye

[pseudo island]

U gotta get a title first

[cinder sky]

whatever you say boss

send a challenge link or smt

[earnest mason]

I'm bored because I can't play chess rn, I wanna play, but I have a really bad headache

[lime lava]

What was it?

[cinder sky]

how

[cinder sky]

cm

[lime lava]

Congrats

[earnest mason]

Type /connect

[nimble niche]

I've heard of cases where people have waited months without chess.com verifying their titles

[cinder sky]

Thanks, done

now what

[earnest mason]

Go to your chess.com page on pc

[cinder sky]

ye i did

[earnest mason]

Click on "linked accounts"

[pseudo island]

"How come chess.com wont give me a title? My blitz rating is higher than most NMs!!"

[cinder sky]

connected accounts ye

[earnest mason]

And connect your Discord account before typing /connect

[pseudo island]

The truth hurts

[cinder sky]

/connect

oh its done now

[earnest mason]

I once saw a 1800 rated WFM in a tournament lmao

[cinder sky]

not anymore

350 off bullet peak never getting back

mainly play blitz on cc now or bullet w friends

[pseudo island]

Um 2750 bullet kn lichess ugh why wont they give me my title

[cinder sky]

fr

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/member/narcissa_malfoy this guy is 2174 fide and 2274 uscf wtf

he's not even 2200 rapid/blitz

he's got fide higher than chess.com rapid and blitz

[viscid jacinth]

Thats a guy?

[mild apex]

they might be playing in lichess

[bright prairie]

He's him

[nimble niche]

https://ratings.fide.com/profile/30965500/calculations

[pseudo island]

Is it a woman

[graceful lintel]

I had a question not about the new account u made
It's abt how TF did u managed to play 170 in a week with rapid time control
I'm not counting Blitz and bullet

[bright prairie]

How

[pseudo island]

Jesse link ur profile

[earnest mason]

I kinda like the concept of time odds instead of material odds, too bad that most sites doesn't have that feature. I wanted to play a 5 vs 1 min game against some cracked dudes here to see if I could beat them with more time to think, but then I realized they can just think during my turn

[cinder sky]

username icy

fide 3236500

[pseudo island]

Link

[cinder sky]

chess.com/member/icy

[bright prairie]

He was 1962 so it's like untilting

[pseudo island]

Lame im 4 mill

[cinder sky]

?

[earnest mason]

Uhh... isn't that normal? I play 30 games a day minimum

[nimble niche]

he has been an NM since last year but chess.com still hasn't verified his title

[drowsy crest]

Bro is the thinker

[graceful lintel]

That's abnormal

[cinder sky]

you can add more time to opponent cant you

[nimble niche]

i do the same in bullet

[cinder sky]

in unrated games at least

[earnest mason]

That's only in lichess

[graceful lintel]

In rapid 💀

[cinder sky]

i swear you could do it on chess.com at one point

maybe just beta idk

[nimble niche]

oh it's you, icy

I played you once

[pseudo island]

Wtf ur username is icy

[cinder sky]

https://play.chess.com/NSAAD

[pseudo island]

How

[earnest mason]

My limit was 66 rapid games a day, then I start having dreams about chess where I play a shadowy figure

It's probably a metaphor for my online opponents

[viscid jacinth]

if universe was created by god, who created god

• Sun Tzu "Art of War"

[cinder sky]

anyone

[nimble niche]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/76486177119 i got absolutely crushed

[worn ice]

icy (2510) vs. 1cbb (2125)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. g3 g6 3. Bg2 Bg7 4. O-O O-O 5. d4 d5 6. c4 c6 7. cxd5 cxd5 8. Nc3 Nc6 9. Ne5 e6 10. Nxc6 bxc6 11. e3 Ba6 12. Re1 Rb8 13. Na4 Qa5 14. b3 Nd7 15. Ba3 Rfc8 16. Bd6 Rb7 17. Rc1 Bb5 18. Nc5 Nxc5 19. Bxc5 Qxa2 20. Ra1 Qb2 21. b4 a6 22. Bf1 Bxf1 23. Kxf1 Ra8 24. Re2 Qc3 25. Rc2 Qb3 26. Qd2 Bxd4 27. exd4 Qf3 28. Kg1 h5 29. Qe2 Qf5 30. Rca2 h4 31. Qc2 Qf3 32. Qe2 Qf5 33. Qc2 Qf3 34. Qd1 Qe4 35. Qb1 Qf3 36. Ra3 Qe2 37. Qf1 Qe4 38. Qd3 Qg4 39. Qf3 Qg5 40. Qf4 Qh5 41. Qxh4 Qxh4 42. [gxh4] 

[graceful lintel]

229 games in rapid in a week 💀

[pseudo island]

Bruh im like 2000 points higher rated than this cm why am i not titled

[drowsy crest]

bro my opponent thought 8 minutes before making a move and he blunders 💀

[viscid jacinth]

What the

[cinder sky]

no.

[graceful lintel]

Yea 💀

[earnest mason]

I resign a lot lol. 2ks are tough

[drowsy crest]

bro is bobby fischer

[viscid jacinth]

thats 5580 minutes

[grim edge]

:3c

[viscid jacinth]

Dayum

[cinder sky]

anyone https://play.chess.com/rnYBo

[drowsy crest]

me

[lime lava]

Only GM

[drowsy crest]

IM too ig

[cinder sky]

did the link not work?

[lime lava]

No

[nimble niche]

why would you want the chess girls?

[drowsy crest]

no I am in game 1.5 minute on the clock for my opponent

Bro is cultured alr

aufer de aaigas

chess sweaty black men

write what

900 elo again les go

OH

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[drowsy crest]

bro with 2200+ elo

[digital phoenix]

nerd

how tall are u btw @grim edge

[drowsy crest]

self proclaimedd smart dude

[nimble niche]

i play wayward queen so i can't be over 300 elo

[digital phoenix]

my ass

[drowsy crest]

cap

[lapis brook]

I'm taller than las

[drowsy crest]

YO WE THE SAME HEIGHT?!?!

[nimble niche]

a 600 told me that once, he's 400 elo higher than me so he must be good

[cinder sky]

gg whoever that was

[digital phoenix]

then why do u steer to basketball and volleyball

[random drum]

the f**k. I was so excited that when my exams will be over I'll do this and that
and now I am bored
I don't have nothing to do

[gentle steppe]

Ur 2100 rated also ur a basketball try hard ur the biggest nerd Here Touch some grass nerd

[drowsy crest]

fr 600's be drip

[digital phoenix]

i dont play basketball competitively

[earnest mason]

I was completely lost

Terrible pawn structure

[drowsy crest]

not if you took 23 years of your life to get their now can you

[gentle steppe]

But ur still good at it so it makes u a nerd

[earnest mason]

And then I straight up blundered the queen

[digital phoenix]

i can play every sport

[nimble niche]

he saw one of my wayward queen games without knowing that i was 200 so he assumed that i was 300, i was flattered

[digital phoenix]

i think

[slate owl]

there's no purple in any flag mfs when lgbtq flag pull up:

[earnest mason]

I played terribly, jesus

[drowsy crest]

must feel nice

[gentle steppe]

Me too but terribly

[digital phoenix]

play it good enough to be considered average

[lapis brook]

Las is nota nerd

[earnest mason]

Tennis is a bit risky

Getting hit by a tennis ball hurts

[digital phoenix]

last time i played tennis racket flew out of my hand

[drowsy crest]

can someone scholar mate me

[nimble niche]

im 300 elo so im not a nerd

[earnest mason]

Hurts way more than a shuttlecock or a ping pong ball

[digital phoenix]

ah yes ive never played rugby ill probably die

[drowsy crest]

https://play.chess.com/EtJNi

scholar mate me

[mild apex]

nvr played tennis b4

[drowsy crest]

anyone

[digital phoenix]

do i look like i pull

[nimble niche]

d4 d5 Bf4 Nc6 Ka5 Nf6 K@b6#

[random drum]

Babita ji is my childhood crush lol

[digital phoenix]

why would my discord pfp matter in irl

definitely

[nimble niche]

why are there 8 year olds who have like 10 "girlfriends" and have like 8 pronouns

[indigo badger]

wassap ppl

[drowsy crest]

thanks to whoever that was

[indigo badger]

LMFAO

[indigo badger]

Gen z \

[drowsy crest]

so thats the trick

pronouns + 2 = number of girls you pull

[digital phoenix]

pronouns * 7 billion = the number of people who think ur stupid

why is it numbered

[lapis brook]

Your smart

[drowsy crest]

get some humour lil bro

[digital phoenix]

i am hummus

[lapis brook]

To who

[grim edge]

Why you are playing chess then

[drowsy crest]

nah your just gay

[nimble niche]

and why are 13 year olds so obsessed with love? the relationship's not gonna continue until adulthood

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge i have a gf in this server @grim edge fr

[drowsy crest]

Social media and other influences

[acoustic mason]

Puberty

[indigo badger]

i strongly diagree on dis one

[lapis brook]

I'm jealous

[digital phoenix]

damn

[grim edge]

He is man

[nimble niche]

me fr

[grim edge]

[nimble niche]

why?

[indigo badger]

aint that ur daughter

[nimble niche]

uwu

[drowsy crest]

what did she do to you

WAIT THATS A GIRL?!?!

[lapis brook]

Lmao

[digital phoenix]

lol

[earnest mason]

gg

[grim edge]

Gril*

[digital phoenix]

i have a higher rating role so i have better rizz

[drowsy crest]

gg

[drowsy crest]

yeah typo my bad

[pulsar parrot]

anyone wanna play chess

[oak night]

Hola

[pulsar parrot]

got 430 elo

[grim edge]

I'll

[drowsy crest]

e4

[lapis brook]

Then you woke up

[drowsy crest]

thats not happening lil bro

[oak night]

Just curious about your name, Any backstory?

[pulsar parrot]

Qe8 mate

[drowsy crest]

she doesnt care about you, she likes jaden more

[digital phoenix]

it definitely wont

[lapis brook]

How would you know 🤨

[indigo badger]

bet ?

[oak night]

Goodluck bud

[drowsy crest]

trust me that jaden guy is not her "guy best friend"

[pulsar parrot]

https://play.chess.com/tbMYt

[digital phoenix]

from what ive heard

[oak night]

Damn 😭 cuz That's my nickname around real close friends 😭

[acoustic mason]

When I was 13 my "gf" got me a nice fragrance for valentine's day. My dumb ass interpreted it as her saying I stink so I ended it I was a very dumb child

[lapis brook]

Not from personal experience?

[indigo badger]

cause bro's didnt lasted 6 months

[oak night]

How old are you to have been playin CR since 2016 😭

Vert means green? Which language?

[lapis brook]

7?

[indigo badger]

bradar u had a g at 13

[oak night]

Woah bro be playing from the time he was 10

Ay? I didn't know that 😭 😂

It's an insider joke with my friends

18

[indigo badger]

do u pay taxes

[acoustic mason]

It was in quotes for a reason. It was essentially the same as teens nowadays with discord relationships. It was just a label and nothing more

[nimble niche]

not joking, I've pulled a few girls (and even a few boys somehow 💀) but idgaf because I'm only 14

[pine bison]

Most believable discord story

[nimble niche]

I know a 10 year old 2300

[oak night]

Nope

I live in an Arab country, so it doesn't really effect me

[gentle steppe]

Old friend

[oak night]

😂 Nopsyy

[pine bison]

friend since when

[oak night]

frfr xD

[nimble niche]

hans niemann

[oak night]

Why'd I hate you?

[gentle steppe]

Since u got locked out nerd

[oak night]

Ayo 😭

Muslim or Jew?

[pine bison]

I dont think I was ever locked out lol

[gentle steppe]

Oh ya u left whatever

[pine bison]

Nor did I leave

[oak night]

[gentle steppe]

....what

[pine bison]

I believe I was kicked

Idk 🤷‍♂️

[grim edge]

https://discord.gift/Udzwm3hrQECQBnEEFFCEwdSq

[oak night]

It was nice knowing you Vert @grim edge 😭

[gentle steppe]

Btw there is a whole war going on between the people and the mods but it's all in vain because they can just ban us

[oak night]

I ain't got no hate towards anything tho xD

[pine bison]

What you mean war

[gentle steppe]

As I like to say it

[oak night]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/vPwUx anyone

[pine bison]

Even though I'm not mod anymore I still think the mods are right

[oak night]

Anyways now that I know how another @grim edge exists, lemme go back do my work 😭

[oak night]

W

[lapis brook]

Exaggerating

[oak night]

Ty

[lapis brook]

Lmao cap

[nimble niche]

i don't dislike anyone as long as they're not attention seeking or too stupid

[acoustic mason]

"were at war with the mods" is such a chronically online thing to say

[oak night]

Happens all the time tho

[pine bison]

The first great chess war

[lapis brook]

Tell Richard then

[pine bison]

[gentle steppe]

No they are not they are actually getting rekt it got so bad that richard had to step in

[pine bison]

Is that so, well I missed that

[lapis brook]

Lmfao

[gentle steppe]

#1157976082901905478

[pine bison]

[grim edge]

Lol

[oak night]

Any girls around here that plays chess?

[lapis brook]

Yea Richard closed the thread

[grim edge]

What is girl

[oak night]

[lapis brook]

[oak night]

A person you were born from

[nimble niche]

me ofc

[pine bison]

Wtf they even used my words as their weapon cringe

[gentle steppe]

Basically PPL have noticed that there is injustice, unjustified timeouts, and that the moderation system sucks

[oak night]

Hollaaaa bbg 😂 😭

[grim edge]

Why did she gaved birth to me

[lapis brook]

What did they say

[gentle steppe]

Oh that was my idea

[acoustic mason]

outnumbered ≠ in the wrong

[oak night]

NIce seeing another girl playin chess @nimble niche , how old are you?

[lapis brook]

I agree but don't make a fuss

[grim edge]

Gril*

[gentle steppe]

I like to when I am right

[pine bison]

I see welp, no longer my responsibility

[lapis brook]

Richard will manage it lol

[nimble niche]

im 14

[oak night]

Coooll, and you are from?

[gentle steppe]

Oh ya I thought about u last night i thought u would be saying
Oh ya that's what u get for kicking me

[nimble niche]

i was born in china but i live in australia

[lapis brook]

A

[gentle steppe]

I hope

[oak night]

yk what let's play a game rn shall we? @nimble niche What is your ELO tho?

[nimble niche]

/profile

[oak night]

Genius 😭 🤯

[lapis brook]

Pain your back from trip?

[nimble niche]

/profile

[pine bison]

Lmao I bear no ill will to anyone except myself

[pseudo island]

If theres a girl playing chess i wonder what the chances are shes trans

[grim edge]

Susy file

[nimble niche]

just because im chinese, doesn't mean im smart

[drowsy crest]

its an audio

[oak night]

Stereotype xDDDDDDDDDD

[grim edge]

99 percent

[gentle steppe]

Pain btw can u time me out for a hour

[nimble niche]

lasagna

[grim edge]

Susy audio

[drowsy crest]

I am chinese and i am not smart

[pine bison]

🗿

[gentle steppe]

Bro what the hell

[oak night]

The amounts of Bobby Fischer here rn is >>>>>>>>

[nimble niche]

most relatable statement ever

[pseudo island]

People who say they arent smart are prob smart

[lapis brook]

@digital phoenix what do your think of this

[gentle steppe]

I am Indian I am not smart either

[drowsy crest]

I am fobby bischer dont confuse me with that noob (he is my inspiration)\

[digital phoenix]

bruh

[pine bison]

Anyone who says they are smart are not smart lel

[drowsy crest]

yo alex from microsoft wassup

[nimble niche]

/profile

[oak night]

There we go, skil issues

[nimble niche]

vert said he was smart

[grim edge]

I am very smart

[oak night]

@grim edge

[drowsy crest]

i am extremely smart

[gentle steppe]

I didn't know that fact about u

[grim edge]

Lol

[oak night]

[pine bison]

[lapis brook]

Paint your smart

[oak night]

Chat is devastatin rn

[grim edge]

Who is this gril in your pfp

[nimble niche]

her real name is wendy

[pine bison]

Technic angel

[oak night]

Goodluck guys and gals, cya on the other side

[lapis brook]

Are you married?

[pine bison]

No

[grim edge]

Lol

[gentle steppe]

Creepy

[pine bison]

What kind of question is that lmao

[drowsy crest]

bro skipped a few stages (or maybe all of em)

[lapis brook]

Asking for a friend

[drowsy crest]

its a white people thing i think

[earnest mason]

I think that's Wednesday from a movie with the same name

[oak night]

Rejected

[grim edge]

Ok

[grim edge]

Who won

[pine bison]

Hell nah bruh take that back

[nimble niche]

mate, you're in discord, there could only be one possible answer

[grim edge]

I was watching your game

[oak night]

@astral charm hllaaa hlaa kayfak? 😭

[earnest mason]

I... won

[oak night]

@astral charm Al Mutual Servers- Dark Community 😭

[earnest mason]

It was a massacre

[gentle steppe]

That's really what my first thought was after seeing ur pfp

[grim edge]

Every person with girl pfp is guy

[pseudo island]

Me

[pine bison]

Smh

[grim edge]

Nice

[mild apex]

pain.....

[manic nova]

why are you in poop color

[acoustic mason]

grob - S

[pine bison]

Hewwo @mild apex

[pseudo island]

Wat

[pine bison]

Why arnt you