💬〡general-off-topic

[supple imp]

Lol

[stable mirage]

just win smh

[mental cave]

fr

bro?

[supple imp]

@grim edge you should try scholar's mate her

[grim edge]

that’s how it works

[mental cave]

i tried teaching my little sister the scholars mate and she could only remember the first 2 moves 💀

[supple imp]

Lol

I played both my sisters because they thought they were good at chess and I beat them in 7 and 6 moves

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> 🔥

[mental cave]

delete this too

[grim edge]

yeah

also why my gif

[mental cave]

let me virustotal that rq

actually that wouldnt work

because its still just github

[junior wind]

That should suck

[mental cave]

let them beat you, they get cocky and then you destroy their expectations

[supple imp]

What was the link about?

[mental cave]

[mental cave]

not sure

i wouldnt trust random github links though

[supple imp]

No because they'll have the thought "I beat gum the first time"

[mental cave]

could have anything

[supple imp]

Their egos were already huge to begin with

[junior wind]

Is no one here willing to play

[mental cave]

ill play

[supple imp]

Had to show them that they aren't special

[junior wind]

Dms

[supple imp]

@junior wind I don't want to play you rn but you can send me game you played and I'll tell you what you should improve on

[lime lava]

Chess rizz

[coral hatch]

Why, are you scared?

[void fjord]

Idk if rizz is telling someone how they can do better… 🤓

[stable mirage]

w rizz

[lime lava]

Hewo bastoura

Ik u here...

[coral hatch]

Rizz fizz.

[lime lava]

Im lazy to explain

[supple imp]

Am I scared to play a beginner while I'm 1800? No

[upbeat viper]

ofc I'm here

hi Mairos

[lime lava]

how ya doin with the prep

[coral hatch]

That's what a scared person will say.

[upbeat viper]

gud gud

[supple imp]

Am I currently busy doing something though? Yes

[coral hatch]

That's what a scared person will say.

[upbeat viper]

I wanna train against Doofus

[supple imp]

She looks like she's 5 years older than me making this hella illegal lol

[lime lava]

Das good

[brazen storm]

My score is actually 1200 on the site, but my roles say I'm <500. How do I verify my score?

[supple imp]

Fr

[supple imp]

It's blitz rating

[brazen storm]

oh

[coral hatch]

What's FR?

[supple imp]

For real

[coral hatch]

Speak English please.

[supple imp]

No (no in spanish)

[mild pier]

Speak english frfr

[lime lava]

You dont have games in your account
You need to play in order to have a rating role( pls dont cheat so people think you are good)

[coral hatch]

Just play him and prove that you're not scared.

And also win to prove that you're a GM and not an imposter.

[brazen storm]

I honestly don't even know how to cheat apart from having your opponent announce their moves before they make them

[supple imp]

No thanks I'd rather continue studying

[mental cave]

engine

[lime lava]

Whatever... we all know you know
Its ok

[coral hatch]

That's what a scared person will say.

[supple imp]

Fr

[brazen storm]

Plus I've been playing against easy bots. I've yet to play an actual person (despite the fact my account is 4 years old)

[coral hatch]

What's FR? Speak English please.

[supple imp]

It means for real

[lime lava]

For real

[mild pier]

Same, i made my account in 2020 but only started playing last month

[tight lily]

hey

[upbeat viper]

[mild pier]

[tight lily]

omg rare moment mod showed up

hi mod!!!

[lime lava]

When are we playing our training games?

[coral hatch]

I can't accept such weird alphabets for English.

[upbeat viper]

training games ?

[coral hatch]

English is a universal language and everybody should speak it in full.

[upbeat viper]

bullet ?

never lmao

bullet be trash

[lime lava]

For your classical tournament

[upbeat viper]

but you don't play the sicilian Nf6

._.

[stable mirage]

classical w

[lime lava]

0+15

I can play it for u

[upbeat viper]

nah thanks

[tight lily]

i got hate bc i played alapin OTB

[upbeat viper]

it'll feel like the london

[tight lily]

they said "why do u want draw"

[upbeat viper]

you won't know the plans

tomato mairos

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[supple imp]

Lame

[lime lava]

I was playing in whatever mode
We can try
Dont underestimate me

Underestomato*

[lime lava]

Not playing now ew

Later

[upbeat viper]

[tight lily]

ok

[supple imp]

That's not in English, mods please ban @upbeat viper

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> teygif

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Rapid: 1406 (1425 peak)
Blitz: 1747 (peak)
Bullet: 1881 (1938 peak)

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[tight lily]

gonna be 1800 soon hehe

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Rapid: 2024 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[grim edge]

Hans Niemann

[supple imp]

How come you delete my message in German but you get to send a French image?

[upbeat viper]

because it's not a text, and the purpose of the picture is not the text but the picture

[supple imp]

@upbeat viper 1871 was a long time ago, no hard feelings about the war right?

[upbeat viper]

[lime lava]

[sharp galleon]

was that the saarland war or what

I don’t know my history, just know the at the French got wrecked lol

[supple imp]

It's the france vs Germany where Germany won and gained its independence

Idk the exact name of it though

[sharp galleon]

yeah so it is the saarland war

[supple imp]

Ah ok

[sharp galleon]

the Prussian army is nothing to scoff at

[supple imp]

@upbeat viper it's been over 150 years get over it

[sharp galleon]

well, was

[lime lava]

...

[supple imp]

At that time the german army was very popular

[sterile tusk]

It randomly happens that i get opponents from such a random elo

[sterile tusk]

I Had a 1900 elo opponent and now only 1400 elos

As a 1550

[lime lava]

Thats bad for the 1900 u have nothing to lose

[sterile tusk]

Ik i even won cuz he played one blunder xD then He asked for a rematch and Well, we completely Overplayed me

[stable mirage]

[lime lava]

You cant give rematches

You win the higher rated you leave

[tight lily]

hey

[sterile tusk]

Ik but Well, i Made +16 elo by the one Game and was a little griddy

[junior wind]

That's a lil dirty

[restive storm]

I don't accept rematches most of the time

[sterile tusk]

Same but i wont Always have the Chance to Play a 1900

[restive storm]

Get to 1900

[sterile tusk]

Okay ill do that

[restive storm]

Gl

[sterile tusk]

I just have to sacrafice my time for that

[restive storm]

gl

[junior wind]

You can review my game with Terry but I won both the matches so I don't think it would be a good game to analyse

[lime lava]

Agree hahaha

We were playing unrated btw

[main frigate]

chicken

[junior wind]

Damn

I mean he could have said worse

[upbeat viper]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90100795133?tab=review

bruh

[worn ice]

bastouraa (2032) vs. ello1 (2006)

Move List

1. e4 c5 2. c3 Nf6 3. e5 Nd5 4. Nf3 e6 5. Bc4 Nb6 6. Bb3 d6 7. exd6 Bxd6 8. O-O c4 9. Bc2 O-O 10. d3 cxd3 11. Qxd3 g6 12. Bh6 Re8 13. Rd1 Qc7 14. Qxd6 

[upbeat viper]

that guy is a 2k ?

._.

[lime lava]

Dont be like that

[upbeat viper]

I mean

come on

[main frigate]

why bully an old man

[junior wind]

Exactly, he is just trying to have fun

[restive storm]

Show the blunder

[main frigate]

😔

[upbeat viper]

just click on my link

[restive storm]

Can't at the moment

[lime lava]

Why u gotta be like that
He could be my dad

[upbeat viper]

Oh

[junior wind]

He won in just 14 that's why the accuracy is so high

[lime lava]

Not 100 smh

My head

[junior wind]

Anybody up for a game tho

[upbeat viper]

The question was not the accuracy

Just the guy playing like a 900

._.

[junior wind]

What was the guys elo

[upbeat viper]

With

Click on play

[junior wind]

[tulip lichen]

wsg

[burnt fox]

Most Legendary painting ever

[junior wind]

Anybody wanna have a match ?

[tulip lichen]

yeah

[lime lava]

I had a 2100 losing to the old Queens gambit accepted trick and he played b5 c6, hung Qf3 and resigned

[junior wind]

Dms?

[upbeat viper]

@restive storm

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[tulip lichen]

idk

[junior wind]

Your elo?

[tulip lichen]

bast my bruder can I send a game link here @upbeat viper

[tulip lichen]

800 rapid

[junior wind]

Oh nvm

[tulip lichen]

just do /connect

[upbeat viper]

a cc game link yes

[junior wind]

I need someone a Lil higher

[tulip lichen]

dw dw unrated

just for fun

[junior wind]

Ok

[sterile tusk]

No way xD i started playing Queens Gambit too today, also the old version

[lime lava]

Happens

Out of context is amazing

[upbeat viper]

oof

[tulip lichen]

https://play.chess.com/yxiUG

[kind sapphire]

Y'all we have a grandmaster at our school chess club. Elshaun moradiabadi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Rapid: 2032 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[restive storm]

That guy played in the US championship

[junior wind]

I'll send you accept the req

[last willow]

😂

[tulip lichen]

what

[junior wind]

I'll send the link you accept the fr

[tulip lichen]

ip grabber smh

jk

[junior wind]

...

[tulip lichen]

fr

bro got scared

[kind sapphire]

He's so cool. He's playing 4 students blindfolded right now.

[gloomy vector]

How does one get in this position💀

I had it as a puzzle😭

Bro this ain‘t ever gonna apply in my games wtf

Any 1000 just en passants no question asked

Ik I got it right

[stable mirage]

isn’t the king just trapped

[gloomy vector]

h4 e6+ Kh7 Rg2 Rh6# comp solution

[restive storm]

Bro went Kf7-h7

[stable mirage]

those pieces teleporting everywhere lol

[gloomy vector]

This is the most unrealistic puzzle I ever had

Even smothered mates are more common💀

[sterile tusk]

Im playing so inconsistent lol

One Game ez 90+ accuracy 0 blunders 0 mistakes, next Game 4 blunders 7 mistakes 😭

And still won that Game 😮

[stable mirage]

even stuff like this happens in real games

[covert cosmos]

w

kirby buisness

[deep tiger]

The numbers, what do they mean?

[wispy flare]

anyone want to play?

[stable mirage]

…

[covert cosmos]

what

[stable mirage]

UwU

[covert cosmos]

no

[primal mirage]

well that was fun, 4h of playing for air

4h more wasted

[covert cosmos]

ok

[solar dove]

i dont think this game is immersive enought

i am never feeling like a king tbh

[covert cosmos]

ok

[stable mirage]

Kirby loves you??

[covert cosmos]

yes

[coral hatch]

kill bee.

[covert cosmos]

w

[kind sapphire]

Y'all I got a freaking picture with him. The grandmaster. I actually can't breathe right now.

[stable mirage]

damn

[covert cosmos]

under there

[coral hatch]

Have you seen the Japanese Long Long Man ad?

[covert cosmos]

is kirby comfortable

[solar dove]

is it your girlfriend?

[covert cosmos]

kirby is a guy

[coral hatch]

Why is it looking up?

Go watch the Long Long Man ad on YouTube.

[solar dove]

so its your boyfriend?

[covert cosmos]

yes

i sleep with him

[stable mirage]

damn

[solar dove]

i wish i had a significant other

[covert cosmos]

m

[supple imp]

K I can play noe

[grim edge]

uwau

fr

[covert cosmos]

no

[supple imp]

Go to the gym instead

[solar dove]

for what

[mossy meteor]

because it's common practice to live out a lonely life for gains

[supple imp]

For muscles

And because you should cut your losses cause no girl would date you

[covert cosmos]

you guys are crazy

[supple imp]

Why

[mossy meteor]

crazy is relative. i simply choose to be

[obtuse citrus]

Kirby is cool

[covert cosmos]

yes

[mossy meteor]

honestly i dont make the gym my personality. hard to get a convo with hard headed lifters from time to time

[obtuse citrus]

I had a game where Kirby was a ball

[covert cosmos]

kirby is always a ball

[obtuse citrus]

No but just like a rolling ball

[deep tiger]

How does one make the gym their entire personality?

[mossy meteor]

a bowling ball

[obtuse citrus]

And you could draw a line and they would roll on it

[deep tiger]

Red ball better

[obtuse citrus]

What does that even mean

[deep tiger]

The game on Friv, Red Ball?

[obtuse citrus]

I don’t know what friv is

Are you just making up things

[deep tiger]

...

[supple imp]

I can confirm that the stories are that bone chilling

[deep tiger]

You had a significant portion of your childhood hindered

[wheat sparrow]

I can confirm that it made me shove a live piranha up my ass

[mossy meteor]

idealizing the end result of going to the gym. deep down i just wanna look good and put in less effort to bring a date home, so my life was modeled in what i ate and where i chose to be - work, gym, home

i was shallow tbh 🤷‍♂️

[obtuse citrus]

Thinking gym gets u girls

[grim edge]

Bla bla bla

[deep tiger]

Isn't that just making sure that what you're doing pays off, I remember just exercising everyday and not eating enough and had major diminishing returns, wouldn't you optimize your time in the gym that way?

[grim edge]

You’re on a chess server

[deep tiger]

No girls before marriage, Haram alert

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-26450094

[deep tiger]

Kirby is best Smash Bros character and no one can tell me otherwise

[covert cosmos]

yes

[deep tiger]

Just camp in the corner with the hammer and you usually win, if more than 2 people it's even easier

[obtuse citrus]

I played smash bros once and I was Kirby

[mossy meteor]

generally yeah. i dont really care for that much anymore though especially since reaching out in other avenues in life opened my eyes that 1) people dont care about looks and 2) personality matters

[supple imp]

It doesn't but it does get you a lot of guys

[obtuse citrus]

I just flew away from everyone

[deep tiger]

You're not Kirby you're Bor, dumb dumb.

[mossy meteor]

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[supple imp]

I got some bad news for you then

[covert cosmos]

kirb

[supple imp]

Punch it?

[obtuse citrus]

cant wait for that to happen

[deep tiger]

Don't get distracted brother, no girls before marriage, you must stay focused.

[bright prairie]

Hiii Kirby

[mossy meteor]

kirby and the dream land.. 😮

[covert cosmos]

why you only talk to me like that

[bright prairie]

Show me that toy 😢

[bright prairie]

Because Kirby

[deep tiger]

Bluds name is literally Kirby hater

[bright prairie]

You mean pronouns

[bright prairie]

That yesterday toy @covert cosmos

Don't tell me You forgot about it

[grim edge]

Guys stop seriously

[mossy meteor]

the ultimate deflection

[grim edge]

And the guy that kept talking about the gym

[last verge]

bondlorg

[supple imp]

Tf?

[covert cosmos]

pickles

[supple imp]

All the other things I can look past but that mf plays genshin

[obtuse citrus]

least obvious bait

[covert cosmos]

sleeping kirby killed chat

[supple imp]

It's getting repetitive

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[stable mirage]

imagine being a wfm

[fossil epoch]

It gets worse and worse😭

[burnt fox]

have you guys ever seen something like this:

[grim edge]

anyone wanna play me

[high oasis]

doesnt look like loving kirby at all :/

[supple imp]

No and you certainly haven't

[supple imp]

What's your rating?

[covert cosmos]

no u

[supple imp]

I said that I haven't

[grim edge]

~850

[supple imp]

Too low I'll pass

[grim edge]

i play for fun

[supple imp]

Same but that isn't an excuse for being bad

[grim edge]

also im live in chess streaming 1

[grim edge]

i play like a 1000 against bots

[supple imp]

Then you should be better

[grim edge]

1185 to be exact

[supple imp]

I've been in this server longer than you

[covert cosmos]

ok cool

[sleek marsh]

GYATT

[supple imp]

Why don't you play against humans

[grim edge]

i do and i said im around ~850 against humans

bots are easier because they are easy to predict

that is why im 300 higher

[supple imp]

Ye because that's how they're coded

[grim edge]

yah sad

wanna play me

[supple imp]

No you're just 850 against bot it's just that their elo is very inflated

[grim edge]

true

well thanks

[supple imp]

I'll pass

[grave wasp]

this chat's as braindead as ever

[burnt fox]

f4 e5

[supple imp]

Fr

[tawdry lance]

BRO

I HAD A BRILLIANT SMOTHERED MATE

[ionic veldt]

Lol what store is that?

[tawdry lance]

BUT MY OPPONENT JUST GAVE ME THE NORMAL CHECKMATE

WHY 💀

[covert cosmos]

bad

[ionic veldt]

?

[void fjord]

Meh

[last verge]

what happened

[void fjord]

Cause ur not worth it…💀

[covert cosmos]

i got smothered mate

[void fjord]

Ohooooooo 😦

[covert cosmos]

?

time to revive chat

[jovial vector]

How tf do I get these arrows off my screen lmfaooo

They wont go awayy

[covert cosmos]

dont die

[drowsy lodge]

bullshit

[tawdry lance]

I got a mate in 6 Ww

[burnt fox]

you want the game link?

[tawdry lance]

Rip bozo his king switched sides 💀

[drowsy lodge]

yes i want a virus

[abstract thistle]

yes

[covert cosmos]

real

[burnt fox]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/3D9ALWMpHk?tab=review&

[burnt fox]

it's literally a chess.com link

[pure widget]

What is this?

[sterile tusk]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90105020867 can someone pls use gamereview on this?

[worn ice]

Webbix7 (1574) vs. mostaaaafaaaa (1601)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 c6 3. Nc3 Nf6 4. Bg5 e6 5. Nf3 Be7 6. e3 Ne4 7. Bxe7 Qxe7 8. Qc2 O-O 9. Nxe4 dxe4 10. Qxe4 f5 11. Qc2 Nd7 12. Bd3 a6 13. a4 b5 14. axb5 cxb5 15. cxb5 Bb7 16. bxa6 Bxf3 17. gxf3 e5 18. dxe5 Nxe5 19. Ke2 f4 20. Bxh7+ Kh8 21. Be4 Rac8 22. Qb3 fxe3 23. fxe3 Nc4 24. a7 Qc5 25. a8=Q Rxa8 26. Rxa8 Rxa8 27. Bxa8 Na5 28. Qb8+ Kh7 29. Be4+ Kh6 30. Qf4+ g5 31. Qf6+ Kh5 32. Qg6+ Kh4 33. Qh6# 

[burnt fox]

a perfect 100 accuracy link

[bright prairie]

W

[pure widget]

Nice

[drowsy lodge]

JESUS

[covert cosmos]

w

[bright prairie]

Btw he's Israeli 🤔

[grim edge]

cute guy, nice face
wrong time, wrong place

[grim edge]

yes.

[burnt fox]

guys is a game with 0 book moves possible?

[burnt fox]

😼 😈

[covert cosmos]

ok

[abstract thistle]

no

every opening move is a book move

[burnt fox]

let me prove u wrong

[abstract thistle]

whattt

[covert cosmos]

bro about to inspect element

[burnt fox]

look for yourself

[primal shore]

Technically, in a FIDE game if you are playing as black and your opposition is playing White and is absent then you will claim the victory with no book moves played

[burnt fox]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/4Mv9nUaHWn?tab=review

[burnt fox]

the game i provided includes zero book moves

[supple imp]

What was the first move

[burnt fox]

f3

[supple imp]

isn't that the only move that if you olay first isn't a book move

[burnt fox]

that's literally the point of it

[peak plank]

(0 moves at all, yes)

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7hVB3gWcAAMl-a?format=png&name=900x900

[covert cosmos]

no u

[grim edge]

yes me

[covert cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

Ɛ:

[supple imp]

I was just wondering if there were more

[burnt fox]

guys whats a very short sequence of moves (max 3) that leads to a 100% balanced position according to the engine

[burnt fox]

it's okay dont worry brother or sister

[covert cosmos]

a

[upbeat viper]

1. c3

[stable mirage]

all first moves for white used to count as book idk about now

[upbeat viper]

double bongcloud

[peak plank]

There is actually legitimate 1.c3 theory

[upbeat viper]

ah no that's 4

hmm

[peak plank]

(reversed caro + transpositions)

[upbeat viper]

bishop opening

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7gdZZ-a4AALWlC?format=jpg&name=small

[stable mirage]

…

my c3 theory

[peak plank]

E4 c6 nf3 d5 d3 dxe4

Basically white goes for early queen trade

It's actually not that bad if white is looking for an endgame

Or a draw

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7dovGGWUAAhmKc?format=png&name=small

[nimble niche]

d4 d5 c4 c6 cxd5 cxd5

or e4 e6 d4 d5 exd5 exd5

[burnt fox]

all those aren't perfectly balanced

[nimble niche]

perhaps you want d4 d5 Bf4 Bf5 Nf3 Nf6

[nimble niche]

"french exchange and slav exchange aren't perfectly balanced" 💀

[supple imp]

e4 e6 d4 d5 e5 c5?

[nimble niche]

more imbalanced than french exchange

[stable mirage]

horsefly main line is pretty balanced

[nimble niche]

slav exchange players try not to draw challenge

[supple imp]

Well white is probably better by .3 cause he gets first move

[stable mirage]

ur trying to be equal

not “whites starting advantage”

[burnt fox]

im looking for 0.00

[grim edge]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7dTWpXWoAABzzf?format=png&name=small

[supple imp]

Ye and because white gets a to move first after the slav or French exchange it isn't equal

[stable mirage]

yeah so they aren’t the answer

[supple imp]

Ye that's why I said they weren't

But isn't advanced French equal?

[stable mirage]

pretty much but it isn’t 0.00

[supple imp]

I thought one of the main lines made it 0.00

Maybe it's an English line

[covert cosmos]

noooo

[supple imp]

c4 e5 Nc3 Nf6 e6 Nc6 @burnt fox

[covert cosmos]

feet

[stable mirage]

true

[nimble niche]

berlin draw

if you don't wanna play, just draw

[nimble niche]

it's objectively not as balanced as french/slav exchange though

[supple imp]

Tbh I think it's closer to 0.00 than the french/slav exchange

[nimble niche]

why is my crab winrate higher with black than with white?

[grim edge]

:3c

[stable mirage]

honestly kind of impressive

[stable mirage]

:3

[last willow]

@grim edge hi duck

[grim edge]

hi lowlore

[cursive peak]

WHO WANTS TO PLAY?

[last willow]

meee

send link pls

[cursive peak]

who wants to play a game of chess?

[last willow]

@cursive peak mee 😂 send link pls

[hollow yacht]

😔😔

[high oasis]

how do you spell ground beef

[grim edge]

you know, we talk about all the dumb shit you do
in the backroom of the bar
in the backseat of my car
im the ending, she's the start

[cursive peak]

Nvm I'm playing in a tourney

[hollow yacht]

smt like grawnd biief

[high oasis]

ayo thanks bro glooks

[timber moat]

Heya

[hollow yacht]

any taime

[obtuse citrus]

Grunk brunk

[high oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/outkast-hey-ya-gif-23813573

[hollow yacht]

hey sup

[high oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/outkast-hey-ya-alright-gif-10596503

[high oasis]

funkidy klunkidy

[grim edge]

but i don't like his eyes
and i distrust the name
and i hate that haircut
they look like a prick

[boreal cosmos]

@fallen valley check dm

[grim edge]

:3

[fallen valley]

@upbeat viper You have a really cool voice

[hollow yacht]

true bro sounds hella chill

[grim edge]

i am going to commit several orange cat activities

[grim edge]

you sound tired asf are you alright

I'm finnaly back to 1200

[obtuse citrus]

Nice

[grim edge]

only me who thinks he sounds ever so slightly dead inside

[obtuse citrus]

Glumgus

[grim edge]

i mean that it a positive way

I was at 1314 drop down to 1156

[obtuse citrus]

Whoops

[grim edge]

checks out

now at 1200 again

[hollow yacht]

he jus sounds super laid back i think

[grim edge]

no he just said he's tired

[cursive peak]

1399 feelin' fine

[split haven]

Who is the goat of music

[grim edge]

U have a good voice 👍

[cloud garnet]

Why was my message deleted

[obtuse citrus]

That was the dumbest video I’ve ever seen

Actual brain rot

[cursive peak]

what was

[nimble niche]

I'm at an otb tournament rn analysing kalashnikov theory with donkey and his friend

[hollow yacht]

eryn martin fav underground artist

[last willow]

anyone wanna play

[upbeat viper]

Political character

[candid river]

Hiya

[cloud garnet]

Mods cant even answer

[cloud garnet]

Who

[hollow yacht]

rank?

i mean elo??

[last willow]

1270~

[hollow yacht]

i'll pass

[cloud garnet]

@candid river what color is your bugati?

[last willow]

👍

[hollow yacht]

how can you sell it from the first sentence like that 😭😭

[grim edge]

someone send me a meme pls i need it

[candid river]

Andrew Tate is cringe

[cloud garnet]

Breath air

[candid river]

I think you meant breathe

[hollow yacht]

me when ppl gonn debate about Andrew 🍿🤏😲

[cloud garnet]

Brokie

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2039 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[cloud garnet]

Jk

Came from work felt like trolling

[hollow yacht]

i'm a spectator beef with queenie

[cloud garnet]

Its not a beef shes vegan

[hollow yacht]

this ain't against rules right?

[grim edge]

how do i gert a higher role

[cloud garnet]

Political figure

[grim edge]

plearse tell me i want to beable tro send pecitures and files and gifds PLAESE

[cloud garnet]

Hahahahahhahagagagga

[grim edge]

amasr

[grim edge]

ohhh

[cloud garnet]

2500 ello plus

For trusted

[hollow yacht]

funny how they made a gif for that question

[cloud garnet]

Jk

[cloud garnet]

Imagine losing

[candid river]

I'm not

[grim edge]

my body hurts am i having a heart attack

[cloud garnet]

Sure

[candid river]

I went vegetarian for like a month in year 10 never again

[grim edge]

nooo but that bad

[cloud garnet]

Depends

[balmy frost]

🐴

[grim edge]

im scared

[cloud garnet]

Where does it hurt

[grim edge]

my shoulders

[cloud garnet]

Bruh

[grim edge]

but it not my shoulders are sore

[cloud garnet]

Your exploding

3

[grim edge]

WHA

[cloud garnet]

2

[grim edge]

source?

look i got trusted yay

[cloud garnet]

1

[grim edge]

I MSCARED {PLEASE

[hollow yacht]

i'm no doctor but i wouldn't be looking for medical advice of a chess server

[candid river]

No you didn't

[cloud garnet]

Kaboom

[grim edge]

kaboms

[cloud garnet]

No you didnt

[grim edge]

[hollow yacht]

delulu 😔

[candid river]

💅

[grim edge]

[cloud garnet]

Women ☕

[candid river]

What?

[hollow yacht]

surely queenie won't let that slide right???

[grim edge]

what would happen if i tried to say racial slurs?

would the bot just stop me or would i be able to

[candid river]

Why would I care he can't even spell women

[cloud garnet]

Nothing

[grim edge]

hmmm

SLAP OR CAP

[midnight fjord]

yo

[cloud garnet]

Women ☕

[candid river]

Hii

[grim edge]

I THINK THIS IS CAP BUT IF IT ISNT CAP THEN I GET SLAPPED

[hollow yacht]

one way to find out

[cloud garnet]

Gg

[midnight fjord]

[echo kestrel]

Insane position

[midnight fjord]

thats a famous one where the king runs to h3, Qxh7

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-gif-24639141

Women ☕

[toxic valley]

I forgot who versus who

[cloud garnet]

Its a free for all @toxic valley

Tell me why

[midnight fjord]

huh

[cloud garnet]

Wrong lyrics

Now number 5

[midnight fjord]

hi but why are u muted

[midnight fjord]

bro i swear this chat is not worth our time

[cloud garnet]

Mods

Spam

Jk

[grim edge]

Yo guys should I get diamond?

[midnight fjord]

in valorant?

[cloud garnet]

Sniches get stiches

[grim edge]

nah in chess.com im not that good at val lol

[candid river]

Why not?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> IM papa12341234

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Title: International Master
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2492 (2519 peak)
Blitz: 2848 (peak)
Bullet: 2784 (2878 peak)

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge I didnt do @ I didnt snich

[midnight fjord]

wait i gotta get back to 28

[midnight fjord]

80% of this chat is not even talking about chess

[upbeat viper]

Top 10k

[midnight fjord]

la baguette

[candid river]

ngl every time I come here this chat is always braindead

[upbeat viper]

Passe silver avant de rigoler

[midnight fjord]

yes totally

[upbeat viper]

[midnight fjord]

je suis top frag a chaque game

[upbeat viper]

Tsss

[midnight fjord]

j'y suis pour rien

[cloud garnet]

@upbeat viper I hate mods

[midnight fjord]

@upbeat viper promis la semaine pro je suis silver

[upbeat viper]

J'espère

👁️

[midnight fjord]

comme ca tu pourras me montrer ton talent

[upbeat viper]

Oui oui le croissant

😏

[midnight fjord]

well

[cloud garnet]

Bruh

[upbeat viper]

no politics

[candid river]

Mon Francias ist un peau terrible

[upbeat viper]

• violence

[candid river]

Did I say that right?

[cloud garnet]

Its a phonk

[midnight fjord]

"mon francais n'est pas terrible"

[upbeat viper]

Mon français est un peu terrible

both

[grim edge]

je parle un peu de français

[midnight fjord]

[grim edge]

i do

[upbeat viper]

je parle un peu français

no need de

[grim edge]

aight

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[upbeat viper]

hola soy dora

[grim edge]

💀

[upbeat viper]

[cloud garnet]

Its a phonk @upbeat viper

[midnight fjord]

yes but that only applies to normal people

not VIPs and mods

[upbeat viper]

nah actually

shouldn't have talked to you in french

[midnight fjord]

but baguette

[upbeat viper]

sorry chat

[grim edge]

iiiiii didn't

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

autum is the best season by far btw

FALL SOLO'S

[midnight fjord]

ok from now on im not allowed to chat a single message till i get back to 2800 in bullet. see u in few

[upbeat viper]

what's the rapid rating for top 1000

?

[grim edge]

no ur just depressed, learn the difference

i will NOT put a foot in texas

mfo i have a tenth of the rights there

[upbeat viper]

politics

[winter ridge]

<2300

[grim edge]

no not that

[midnight fjord]

update: i cant find an opponent

anyone with 2600+?

[grim edge]

elliot 1v1 me I'll adopt

[midnight fjord]

nobody is on rn

[upbeat viper]

so low

damn

but it's rapid

hm

okay makes sense

[grim edge]

im 1600

[upbeat viper]

gg

I'm Bast

[grim edge]

oops a typo, i meant 0600

im not a player

[winter ridge]

then the legit 2300s will crush you lel

[bright prairie]

W

[midnight fjord]

almost there yes

[bright prairie]

Fr

[winter ridge]

@upbeat viper though global only includes players active in the past 90 days

so

[midnight fjord]

one more game

[upbeat viper]

true

[cloud garnet]

Back from the timeout hahahahah the matrix got me

Im dangerous to the matrix

[winter ridge]

this person is top 400 at this rating

2270 is top 1k

[midnight fjord]

im top 75 world in rapid

[midnight fjord]

[winter ridge]

ik lol

[last willow]

damn

[winter ridge]

@upbeat viper there you go

[cloud garnet]

Im top 10 from the last

[last willow]

anyone wanna play : D

[grim edge]

is elo to world rank exponential

[cloud garnet]

Im top 1 from last

[upbeat viper]

thanks

interesting

your blitz is so low

how even

no it's not

smh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2039 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 2000 (peak)

[drowsy crest]

bro?

fr 💀

out of 13 blunders bro played the best one

[upbeat viper]

🫂

you fought well

tried to trick me

[hasty iris]

BAN

[brazen storm]

bro, how come you get your themes, but I don't?

[drowsy crest]

Go to settings

then themes

[grim edge]

im a basic white girl

i am neither 🗣️

[grim edge]

Bro choose violence

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> HyperKitty (tfperm)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: HyperKitty (tfperm)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 852 (911 peak)
Blitz: 729 (785 peak)
Bullet: 704 (718 peak)

[cloud garnet]

I cant belive how people today allow this

[slate owl]

did someone say kitty?!

[grim edge]

I can't believe how little i care about your opinion 🗣️

[cloud garnet]

like 100 years ago it was a ticket straight to the mental hospital

if there is a god hes prob laughing how stupid people are

[brazen storm]

i know how to enable themes, its just that they AREN'T LOADING!

[drowsy crest]

skill issue

[slate owl]

i almost said something very racist

[grave wasp]

lmfao

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grim edge]

:3c

[jolly warren]

For a sec I thought this was twitter 💀

[lapis brook]

Thought you left general chat

[jolly warren]

Why general chat so dead in this hour

[random drum]

wow a quick reply

[lapis brook]

Cause no lasagna

[jolly warren]

[crystal jewel]

😂

[fiery beacon]

hewwo

[stable mirage]

UwU hi

screw autocorrect

[jolly warren]

Fr

[grave wasp]

the mentally ill have arrived

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> eeeee432

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1150 (1375 peak)
Blitz: 832 (938 peak)
Bullet: 859 (peak)

[grim edge]

1 day timeout @grave wasp

[grave wasp]

not talking about you

[lapis brook]

Ychess is not mentally ill

[grim edge]

Wild

[grave wasp]

second chance accounts shouldn't exist

[grim edge]

[lapis brook]

Btw <@&745328830649991179> is this violating server rules

[jolly warren]

What y'all think about: my rating that went from 1375 to 1150

[grim edge]

Tf are you on mf

[grave wasp]

no I mean the femboy

and the guy who simps for unity

[fiery beacon]

femboy? where?

[grave wasp]

and benny

[jolly warren]

Wtf

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

called?

[lapis brook]

Duck?

[fiery beacon]

why you talking bout me

[jolly warren]

[jolly warren]

[stable mirage]

I mean my “uwu” keeps getting autocorrected to “Uwu” which is just disgusting

[stable mirage]

I’m a furry not a femboy

[grim edge]

🗿

[grave wasp]

same thing

[fiery beacon]

omg it does that to me too I thought my phone was broken lol

[grim edge]

No furry

[grave wasp]

real

[grim edge]

Alex is furry

[stable mirage]

uh not yet

[jolly warren]

WHY ARE U HERE

[stable mirage]

where else would I be? GD server?

[jolly warren]

What kind of server is GD

[stable mirage]

also I’m semi decent at chess

[stable mirage]

geometry dash

I wish

[grim edge]

[grave wasp]

benny if your mental age was your real age you'd be banned from discord for being underage

[jolly warren]

In a furry server of course

[stable mirage]

I would eat

[candid river]

Of course it’s still cursed 🙄

[stable mirage]

..

[jolly warren]

Someone report this person to the police, that's food abuse

[random drum]

Good Morning

[jolly warren]

Ohayo

[candid river]

Hiya

[random drum]

Japanese?

[jolly warren]

What else would it be

[random drum]

Supp queenie?

[grim edge]

geri

[random drum]

.

[jolly warren]

You're humour is outdated

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[candid river]

I’m doing better I had a few glasses of alcohol so less depressed now

[jolly warren]

Imagine saying Ohio in 2023 💀

[random drum]

the fck do u drink too? lol

[candid river]

17 why?

[jolly warren]

You must be drunk rn

[candid river]

Not on my own 💀

[grim edge]

Yeah my friend I’m sad

[jolly warren]

What does alcohol taste like

[random drum]

Lol

[jolly warren]

I never drank it before

[random drum]

it's bitter ig

[lapis brook]

Did alex leave

[random drum]

same

[jolly warren]

Then stop drinking it

[candid river]

Some random guy decided Tuesday was a good day for a party so I went to clear my head a bit

[jolly warren]

Ur right, u drink it to be mentally ill

[grim edge]

Guys there’s catfish in the chat

[candid river]

I left over an hour ago

[grim edge]

He thinks he’s girl

[jolly warren]

[random drum]

damm

[jolly warren]

I don't think girls are here in discord

[lapis brook]

What about the one you danced

[grim edge]

He’s boy catfishing

[jolly warren]

Fax

[grim edge]

Idfc

Good for you

[random drum]

@candid river told you earlier. These are all nerds who think girls don't exist in a chess server

[lapis brook]

Why

[grim edge]

Good that y’all know

[candid river]

🙄

[jolly warren]

Now we know, now what are we gonna do about it

[random drum]

ignore em lol

[grim edge]

Wtf bro

[lapis brook]

Hunger games

[grim edge]

Simp simp

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/pixelplace-gif-24586548

[grim edge]

Simping on boys

[random drum]

She knows how much simp I am

[jolly warren]

I never seen a girl before use discord

[grim edge]

I already know you’re furry

[jolly warren]

[grim edge]

Who asked stfu

[random drum]

who tf are u to call me a furry?

[stable elm]

ah the cancer server

[fleet sigil]

wtf are women

[grim edge]

Benny

[random drum]

Idc I have right to speak and I will

[candid river]

🤷‍♀️

First time?

[random drum]

idiotic

[grim edge]

You’re catfish stfu

[stable elm]

sadly not

[jolly warren]

You're using a profile of a women, why question

[grim edge]

[candid river]

😔

[stable elm]

benny why r u here

[fleet sigil]

does it exist?

[fiery beacon]

whats a "girl"

[random drum]

you are right

[fleet sigil]

girls are fiction, they don't exist.

[fiery beacon]

is that some kind of racial slur

[peak plank]

Why are you here

[stable elm]

i wish i knew

[peak plank]

Why aren't you in moons server

[grim edge]

He’s acting like nothing is happening catfishing for shit

[jolly warren]

Damn good point

[stable elm]

dead

[peak plank]

Ah. Fair

[grim edge]

@candid river i don’t hide it you catfish

[jolly warren]

What stage

[stable elm]

tbh still better dead than this cancer

[fiery beacon]

i missed you too. I

[stable elm]

stage 4

[fiery beacon]

i've been undergoing personal struggle today

[grim edge]

I’ll leave it’s my free time

[fiery beacon]

sure

[grim edge]

The catfish is typing

[fiery beacon]

I fricking suck at guitar

[stable elm]

skill issue

[lapis brook]

Talk about me

[jolly warren]

How come we're still alive in a cancerous server

[candid river]

I’m not hiding anything lol

[stable elm]

became immune to cancer

[lapis brook]

That's beautiful!

[grim edge]

We’ll know you’re not girl man stop it have some help

[jolly warren]

I guess I'm immune

[candid river]

I just remembered I can block people 😎

[stable elm]

seems like it

[lapis brook]

We are the cancer, the server is the host and mods are the treatment

[random drum]

good

[stable elm]

think the mods are even bigger cancer

[grim edge]

I ain’t stop telling peoples you’re catfish

[fleet sigil]

I am THE cancer

[fiery beacon]

I work my arse off for 2 hours to get something recorded for my band but then everytime I hit record I screw something up

[candid river]

Anyone want a quick game of chess?

[grim edge]

Stfu

[random drum]

sure but blitz

[stable elm]

sure

[jolly warren]

Why do u sound like u said "I am not in danger Skyler, I am the danger"

[normal hatch]

Mf hasnt seen a girl in ages he can’t believe they actually exist

[grim edge]

Wtf Road

[stable elm]

i want to troll

[fleet sigil]

anyone want to play chess except i use stockfish and win all games?

[random drum]

Lol road you can play

[lapis brook]

Use auto tune

[grim edge]

You’re right

[fiery beacon]

I've been sitting in a dark room by myself all day trying to get something done and I feel like I'm going crazy

[candid river]

https://play.chess.com/1GG1j

[fiery beacon]

i don't think autotune works on guitar

plus it's not the notes it's the timing

[grim edge]

Play him and crush his coc

[random drum]

He wants to troll you

[fleet sigil]

crazy? I was crazy once.

[candid river]

How?

[stable elm]

imagine rapid smh

[jolly warren]

Their lazy ahh cells who don't even mute or kick or ban goofy ahh members

[fiery beacon]

I either start too early or too late and when I do get it right I end up drifting off tempo even with a metronome blasting in my ear

[candid river]

He’s an IM?!?!

[lapis brook]

There are softwares for that I thought

[candid river]

Oh no

[stable elm]

nah

[fleet sigil]

a rubber room with rats

[grim edge]

Don’t ask him he gonna simp for boys

[peak plank]

I would say to go easy on them but the person has gotten banned for cheating before so instead, basically kill em (In chess)

[stable elm]

am i playing a rat?

[grave wasp]

you lost your sanity the moment you set that as your nickname

[peak plank]

I thought he was an FM

[fiery beacon]

1. I'm too poor for that
2. It makes it sound robotic if you time it perfectly, human imperfection is what makes the instruments sound so good

[fleet sigil]

you're playing the stinkiest rat

[grim edge]

The person is catfish

[grave wasp]

he got IM a while ago

[normal hatch]

Wouldnt have expected that message from anyone else

[random drum]

@stable elmCan we a bullet game with odds?

[peak plank]

Nice

[stable elm]

im on phone smh

[peak plank]

Before or after Kliblitzer got NM?

[random drum]

oh

[jolly warren]

Are they sum kind of new organism we discovered

[stable elm]

idk