💬〡general-off-topic

[magic cobalt]

Not worth my time rn sorry

[gentle steppe]

Ok I lost to many 500s il be defeated by another one that's fine

[magic cobalt]

NK the type of guy to tell a 1400 to shut up when he's barely 1500

[viscid jacinth]

Do they server bacon with honey

[grim edge]

How does that even taste like?

[jolly warren]

Huh 💀

[violet valve]

@magic cobalt Not Worth Your Time?

[gentle steppe]

sounds like me

[viscid jacinth]

Sweet

[magic cobalt]

Like in 20 mins sure

I'm on data rn so yea

[jolly warren]

Bros the type of guy to tell a 1400 to shut up when he lost to 500s 💀

[uneven rampart]

Anybody beginer wanna play chess?

[magic cobalt]

Lmao

[gentle steppe]

💀 that was only 2 times and also if I lost to 500s I also defeated many 2000s too

[grim edge]

I beat 2ks too so what? I dont brag about that

[jolly warren]

[magic cobalt]

Bros chess career is a fluke

[gentle steppe]

That's a thing u can say when someone says u suck because u lost to 500s

[viscid jacinth]

2ks beating 2ks for months be like

[uneven rampart]

Bruh anybody wanna play?

[cunning grove]

yes

[little elm]

i would rather play a 2000 than a 500

[magic cobalt]

True

[grim edge]

Beating a 2k once or twice is just a fluke, unless you did have a 60% wr or smth

[viscid jacinth]

Its never a fluke in chess

[indigo badger]

yoo 98% accuracy new record

[magic cobalt]

It is

[gentle steppe]

Ok

[jolly warren]

It's maybe because u got lucky or they are stupid

[magic cobalt]

Chess has many flukes

Like I've won -3 positions OTB as White, that's not skill it's literally just a fluke

[gentle steppe]

If they are stupid why are they 2000 and if I was lucky thennnn ok ya probably I was lucky

[indigo badger]

got ignored

[magic cobalt]

2ks get tilted yk

[gentle steppe]

Not my problem

[stable mirage]

couldn’t be me winning -M11 as white

[magic cobalt]

K but it's still luck lmao

[gentle steppe]

Probably ya

[magic cobalt]

Bruh, prolly hard af to find

[jolly warren]

Possible reason was because they lost their old knowledge or if they weren't stupid then u were lucky they Made a mistake

[stable mirage]

it wasn’t that bad if they just gave checks

I was surprised they didn’t go for it

[magic cobalt]

Nah when 2ks play bad it's mostly tilt from my experience

[random drum]

I heard once ding had a hip fracture which leaded to withdrawl from tournament

[gentle steppe]

I just said that

[jolly warren]

U asked why their stupid for a 2000

[foggy sage]

me : offers draw
opponent : rejects
also opponent :

[gentle steppe]

I also said that probably I got lucky

[jolly warren]

Yes

[indigo badger]

pov he lost:

[jolly warren]

LMAO

[gentle steppe]

Yes

[halcyon olive]

i used to be 900 and now im stuck in 100

[jolly warren]

Possible cause of tilt?

[indigo badger]

LMFAOOO

[little elm]

2000s always play badly

[indigo badger]

):

[magic cobalt]

Mhm

[stable mirage]

true tho

[little elm]

everyone plays badly up until some certain rating

[magic cobalt]

Not wrong lol

[indigo badger]

U u hurt my feeling man

[jolly warren]

Unrealistic opinion yet

[little elm]

i also play badly

[halcyon olive]

what??

[indigo badger]

remember u used to be 2000 at some point

[jolly warren]

Ok ur not wrong on this one

[halcyon olive]

are you 2000

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Liam Clery (liamclery2020)

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Rapid: 1867 (1878 peak)
Blitz: 2200 (peak)
Bullet: 2501 (2620 peak)

[magic cobalt]

We're all trash though let's be fr

[halcyon olive]

k

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Crysis Frixt (crysis-frixt)

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Rapid: 285 (932 peak)
Blitz: 115
Bullet: 204

[stable mirage]

lets say 2k usually play badly, I think we are capable of good games once in a while

[halcyon olive]

i fell of

[indigo badger]

fr

[halcyon olive]

ye

[indigo badger]

bro hurted my feelings

[peak plank]

U lost to me

[magic cobalt]

Meh

[little elm]

i played cc blitz today for the first time in a while

[stable mirage]

to see #2200-or-higher

[little elm]

mainly just so i could see #2200-or-higher

[jolly warren]

How do y'all reach 2k rating

[lapis brook]

cheat

[halcyon olive]

whats in there

[magic cobalt]

Luck and grinding

[hexed lagoon]

What luck

[jolly warren]

Goofy ahh tip yet

[stable mirage]

uwu mostly

[coral hatch]

One day I'll become a grand master and beat Carlsen.

[jolly warren]

I don't play hope chess neither does my opponents

[halcyon olive]

damn

[magic cobalt]

Choosing what to study, deciding between candidates etc

[coral hatch]

That day is coming soon.You better take my autograph now before you lose the chance and I become unavailable.

[magic cobalt]

Cap

[gentle steppe]

That luck?

[jolly warren]

Ok

[magic cobalt]

That's a kind of luck

[jolly warren]

K can I have ur autograph

[grim edge]

no way

[indigo badger]

@little elm can u do a rapid with me

[gentle steppe]

Uh if u say so

[little elm]

no

i don’t have time for rapid

[indigo badger]

blitz ?

[coral hatch]

@jolly warren Good boy. Here is my autograph. Xoxoxo.

[indigo badger]

(i accidentaly said rapid )

[little elm]

no

[jolly warren]

Ok

[indigo badger]

bullet ??

[jolly warren]

Is that ur autograph

[indigo badger]

nvm i dont wanna do bullet

[gentle steppe]

Whats ur rating

[little elm]

i am on a train rn

[coral hatch]

Yes.

[jolly warren]

1100+

[coral hatch]

What's wrong with it?

[little elm]

online chess not recommended

[gentle steppe]

Alright u have no right to trash talk me

[jolly warren]

The Xoxoxo?

[coral hatch]

I'll destroy Carlsen and bury him alive. He will pray for mercy and I'll be like, okay.

[jolly warren]

I beated 1500s before

[grim edge]

Carlsen at least looks good

[gentle steppe]

Dosent mean u can beat me

[jolly warren]

Besides I never lost to lower rated

[jolly warren]

Didn't ask

[gentle steppe]

Didn't ask

[grim edge]

I am betting a penny that NK wins

[gentle steppe]

Can I also bet

[jolly warren]

Just a Penny?

[grim edge]

My ass broke asf

[coral hatch]

@grim edgeBan him. He's betting on chess. Where are the mods now?

[jolly warren]

Oh

[coral hatch]

Somebody report that guy for betting on chess on this sacred chess server.

[jolly warren]

Bros taking it to seriously ☠️

[magic cobalt]

He's trolling prolly

[coral hatch]

It is serious. Somebody call internet police.

[gentle steppe]

I am not even joking i wouldn't be surprised if he gets a timeout

[jolly warren]

How to connect account

[worn ice]

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[magic cobalt]

Knowing what my old account on here got banned for yea. I wouldn't be surprised either

[coral hatch]

Money is money whether it's a penny or a million dollars.

[grim edge]

I am gonna say the l word

[gentle steppe]

This place's moderation sucks

[grim edge]

Lichess

[magic cobalt]

Agreed

[grim edge]

Mods boutta jump like the FBI

[gentle steppe]

There is whole war going on about that #1157976082901905478

[magic cobalt]

Also wait

[coral hatch]

Never download illegal music. Always pay for it. -- FBI.

[magic cobalt]

My alt never got that system at all. It was just a straight ban for a minor joke that every other person did

[halcyon olive]

i do that

for my MP3 PLayer

[coral hatch]

Do what? Pay for music or illegally download?

[halcyon olive]

torrent music

[coral hatch]

I know where you live.

[halcyon olive]

ok its fine

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> eeeee432

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Rapid: 1150 (1375 peak)
Blitz: 832 (938 peak)
Bullet: 859 (peak)

[grim edge]

As the member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, you are hereby under arrest!!!!111111 😡

[halcyon olive]

11111

my dads in the army

[coral hatch]

Paid music also sounds better than pirated music.

[halcyon olive]

cap

[grim edge]

Aight, he knows how to sew and cook, thats a real man

[magic cobalt]

Imagine pirating music lol

[coral hatch]

Is it piracy if you listen to your friend's music without paying for it?

[grim edge]

Couldnt be me

[halcyon olive]

whats wrong with tat

i have an MP3 player

[magic cobalt]

If their music isn't pirated then no

[magic cobalt]

I remember asking too

[gentle steppe]

I can just hop on Spotify

[magic cobalt]

Yea

[jolly warren]

Peak 1375 @gentle steppe I deserve some Rights

[halcyon olive]

i also download GothamChess Video and put in the mp3 player

[coral hatch]

I have a Kodak camera.

[gentle steppe]

My peak is 1590

[coral hatch]

With real films.

[grim edge]

The current rating matters

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chesscheesemaster32

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Rapid: 1009 (peak)

[jolly warren]

Ok

[pliant stone]

ah yes i only play rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ??? (equinoxannderson)

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Rapid: 2158 (peak)
Blitz: 1949 (1971 peak)
Bullet: 1682 (1708 peak)

[grim edge]

Peak is just former glory

[gentle steppe]

So no u don't get any rights

[halcyon olive]

cool can i have it?

[gentle steppe]

That sounds wrong

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chonks367

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Rapid: 1417 (peak)
Blitz: 870 (888 peak)
Bullet: 788 (844 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Jason K. (jasonk23)

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Rapid: 1409 (peak)
Blitz: 1417 (peak)
Bullet: 1215 (peak)

[jolly warren]

Show me ur current

[coral hatch]

I will trade it for the mp3 player.

[pliant stone]

bro really explained society to women

[halcyon olive]

ye less go

[magic cobalt]

Cap

[grim edge]

So anyway, i am gonna play chess today like a real Joe

[coral hatch]

Also, if you're interested, I also have a fax machine.

[pliant stone]

i know better because im female

[jolly warren]

Ok

[quartz haven]

whats up guys

[magic cobalt]

Cool troll

[coral hatch]

And a pager. Also a few nuclear launch codes.

[jolly warren]

☠️

[gentle steppe]

I am so tempted to ping mods rn

[grim edge]

Haha, everyone knows women exist only in picture books

[pliant stone]

guess ill die

[gentle steppe]

It's a fairy tale

[indigo badger]

i am also a fem-

[coral hatch]

Those were the days when you could eavesdrop on people's conversation with the dial phone. Now it's not possible.

[little root]

Prolly a guy with female profile for attention XD

[pliant stone]

femboy? 🤨

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-21248911

[magic cobalt]

Fr

[indigo badger]

yea

[grim edge]

Going to steal this

Gif

[grim edge]

Its all yours comrade, Shrek is an amazing iconic movie with cool gifs

[jolly warren]

Re al ism

[fallen wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-choco-chocolate-chocolate-milk-jug-gif-21568651

[magic cobalt]

Fair

[jolly warren]

I was expecting a cake

[gentle steppe]

Me too

[grim edge]

Holy shit, everything is cake

[magic cobalt]

Is it cake is an amazing show idc

It's so goofy that it's good

[gentle steppe]

Guys here is a diss on mods made by gpt (Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell,
'Bout a moderation team that's gone straight to hell,
They claim to enforce the rules, but it's just a façade,
When they mess up, they don't admit, it's so odd.

Their moderation's like a broken machine,
They wield the ban hammer, but they're rarely seen,
Ignoring valid complaints, acting so mean,
It's time someone called them out, I'm the vaccine.

(Chorus)
Moderation, you're slipping, it's a mess,
Refusing to acknowledge your mistakes, I must confess,
Your power trip's got you blinded, I digress,
Time to fix your flaws, clean up this process.

(Verse 2)
You claim to be fair, but it's just a charade,
Hiding behind your screens, decisions delayed,
No accountability, it's like a blockade,
Your moderation's a joke, it needs an upgrade.

We're not asking for perfection, just some respect,
Own up to your errors, don't deflect,
When you mess up, admit it, don't neglect,
It's time to change your ways, or we'll all disconnect.

(Chorus)
Moderation, you're slipping, it's a mess,
Refusing to acknowledge your mistakes, I must confess,
Your power trip's got you blinded, I digress,
Time to fix your flaws, clean up this process.

(Verse 3)
You're not infallible, you're human, like us all,
But when you make a mistake, you let your ego stand tall,
It's time to be humble, don't let your pride install,
Fix the moderation system, or we're gonna brawl.

We're not here to fight, we just want some fairness,
A community that's thriving, not one in distress,
So step up, moderation, it's time to reassess,
Own your errors, or it'll be your egress.

(Chorus)
Moderation, you're slipping, it's a mess,
Refusing to acknowledge your mistakes, I must confess,
Your power trip's got you blinded, I digress,
Time to fix your flaws, clean up this process.

(Outro)
This diss is a call for change, don't misconstrue,
Moderation, it's on you to renew,

[stuck kestrel]

what is a girl, is that a chess opening?

[jolly warren]

Yall wanna hear rizzes

[jolly warren]

LMAOOOAOAOAO

[magic cobalt]

It's smth you open not an opening

[grim edge]

Probably a gambit

[jolly warren]

[grim edge]

[haughty latch]

i have chat gpt 4 plus

now gonna do some cool stuff

[indigo badger]

Holy MADAR of potatoes

[jolly warren]

WOW

[haughty latch]

extensions huh !!!

[jolly warren]

What rating

[indigo badger]

1900

[grim edge]

Why you are saying this here

[primal ibex]

does it mean the acc is 92%?

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[jolly warren]

Fr

[fallen wadi]

E4 noobs

[indigo badger]

i have never gotten 2

[indigo badger]

no u

[jolly warren]

How to basics but chess

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> aayushtheprodigy

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Rapid: 1245 (2031 peak)
Blitz: 1973 (2032 peak)
Bullet: 945

[primal ibex]

it says +8

[grim edge]

Play me

[haughty latch]

whats your problem?

[jolly warren]

congrats my g

[indigo badger]

XD

[grim edge]

Everything

[haughty latch]

then go to a doctor

[grim edge]

Give me money

[jolly warren]

How did bro go from 2031 to 1245

[cunning grove]

2031 to 1200 in rapid pain is real

[jolly warren]

Fr

[haughty latch]

beg on streets

[cunning grove]

pro things

[grim edge]

No

[jolly warren]

Bro was suffering from Success so he went down a little

[grim edge]

Did you know chat, Richard Reti was a mfing menace when he was alive?

[grim edge]

You old man

[primal mirage]

Ayo 2500 fm blundering mate in one 💀

[coral hatch]

My ass hurts from sitting on my chair for too long.

[upbeat viper]

chill

[grim edge]

Lol

[grim edge]

With you in chat, we gonna dial it up to mfing 11

[haughty latch]

go to a doctor with this creature @grim edge

[grim edge]

@haughty latch connect your account

https://tenor.com/view/caracal-big-floppa-flop-fo-gif-18296053

[haughty latch]

i dont play chess

I just learn playing chess

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-21248911

Bro is a checkers mf

[coral hatch]

Is that a lynx?

[haughty latch]

and gaining knowledge

[grim edge]

Caracal, its Big Floppa

[haughty latch]

I'm orginally gm btw!!

but just dont flex here

[grim edge]

Bro is a checkers gm ewwww

[haughty latch]

have you heared of norway chess ?

i have qualified for it

[grim edge]

Says the unconnected

[coral hatch]

Checkers is more difficult than chess.

[haughty latch]

whats that checkers ?

[grim edge]

Whats your fide id

[grim edge]

Okay that doesnt matter, i am just looking for an excuse to be discriminatory

[indigo badger]

gm with 300 elo

[grim edge]

Checkers worst game ever, 100x worse than chess

[haughty latch]

i said bro i dont flex too much you are making me emotional to flex

[grim edge]

[manic kelp]

!rank

[coral hatch]

Checkers looks simple but you need to have an infinite IQ to win.

[manic kelp]

/rank

[haughty latch]

[indigo badger]

youngest lowest gm

[grim edge]

Checkers is for mfs who cant play chess proper 🥱

[haughty latch]

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Kid what's your elo

[haughty latch]

whats a gm average elo ?

[coral hatch]

What does mf means?

[grim edge]

100

[coral hatch]

Molly and Fred?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-wow-cool-gif-16847445

[haughty latch]

is same as mine

mother flicker

[grim edge]

Money friend

[coral hatch]

Cool. Thank you for letting me know, MF.

[grim edge]

[random drum]

Stop copying this

[haughty latch]

my elo 3106

[random drum]

Moderation, you're slipping, it's a mess,
Refusing to acknowledge your mistakes, I must confess,
Your power trip's got you blinded, I digress,
Time to fix your flaws, clean up this process.

[haughty latch]

[grim edge]

Doofus is the only good mod

[grim edge]

Says the unconnected

We all love Doofus

[sudden rock]

anyone wanna play chess

[haughty latch]

your chess id ?

[grim edge]

Pain is best

[haughty latch]

i mean chess.com id

[grim edge]

Dont mention the mf

[sudden rock]

LegendaryGman

[random drum]

Chesswind and bast too

[grim edge]

We act like Scipio dont exist k?

[grim edge]

Username?

[grim edge]

Bast sucks, worst mod ever

[haughty latch]

yep

[sudden rock]

LegendaryGman

is username

[random drum]

There were complaints against scipio

[haughty latch]

username

[random drum]

He can read the chat

[grim edge]

Nothing lol

[grim edge]

Ghostleviathan666

[stable mirage]

how dare you

[sudden rock]

my username is LegendaryGman

[grim edge]

Pain is best mod

[swift panther]

Yo chat is this real

[candid river]

Hiya

[haughty latch]

who wana play with me first ?

[grim edge]

Thats his issue, i want him to see it and to see his reaction cause i am a provocative asf mf

[random drum]

I woud love this diss in Eminem's voice

[candid river]

Anyone want to play chess?

[grim edge]

I'll

[random drum]

Me

[haughty latch]

i would love to deafeat everone out here

[stable mirage]

hmmm

[grim edge]

Scipio aint the best

[candid river]

https://play.chess.com/YAAWw

[grim edge]

@stable mirage @stable mirage

[normal hatch]

Im clearly best mod

[swift panther]

Best as in being a moderator or chess

[grim edge]

I mean i love Scipio and all but in terms of modding, Doofus is the be all, end all

[haughty latch]

wait sending req in 5 mins just gonna drink a ton of water first and quench my thristy mouth

[swift panther]

And

[grim edge]

He's our mfing grandpa who's funny, nice and helpful

He also takes showers, very exceptional of a mod !!

[sudden rock]

i thought you were gonna play with me

[stable mirage]

what about me

[compact slate]

a rating of 1800 on lichess will be what on chess.com

what

[grim edge]

Nah, 1000

[compact slate]

in bullet or rapid

[grim edge]

1800 lichess is 1000 cc, even a monkey can outperform 1800 lichess mfs

[sudden rock]

no

[primal mirage]

ayo 2500s are diffy, first hang mate in one, now just captures a pawn with a rook, i capture back and he gives up

[haughty latch]

i ll play with you too

[sudden rock]

k

[vale bane]

hi people

[haughty latch]

ye

[sudden rock]

who is best at chess here

[grim edge]

Gex

[sudden rock]

k

[lime lava]

@worn ice

[grim edge]

Gex the lizard an og one

[sudden rock]

wanna play

[sudden rock]

true

[cunning grove]

in 1900 in blitz

[sudden rock]

k

[normal hatch]

I love Say Gex

[haughty latch]

come bro

[stable mirage]

gex

[normal hatch]

gex

[grim edge]

Gex

[candid river]

😳

[sudden rock]

LegendaryGman
^username
if anyone wants to play

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[sudden rock]

i will crush everyone

[supple imp]

Dawg?

[viscid jacinth]

Dawg

[grim edge]

Whats up dawgggg?

[opaque cape]

I dont wanna go to school😭

[grim edge]

Whats going on in the hood my g?

[lime lava]

get to 1k first

[cunning grove]

😆

[supple imp]

Cry about it

[opaque cape]

Ok😭

[sudden rock]

i will crush you too

well.

[warm hedge]

chess is some nerd shid

[grim edge]

The was dont matter, its the now and will that matter

[sudden rock]

gonna wait for a challengw

[stable mirage]

shush daughter

[lime lava]

u guys are mean ... Im lovin it

[warm hedge]

i quit chess

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-dre-hell-yeah-gif-27236108

[warm hedge]

closed my accs

[sudden rock]

why are you in this server then

[sudden rock]

heretic

[grim edge]

who have premium ?

[lime lava]

I do

[warm hedge]

in search of guys to date, i find chess very hot !

[stable mirage]

no.

[cunning grove]

your elo buddy

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90087554489 can do analysis @lime lava

[worn ice]

ToprakChesss (1570) vs. z1amw (1534)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. c3 Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. cxd4 Bb4+ 7. Bd2 Nxe4 8. Bxb4 Nxb4 9. Bxf7+ Kxf7 10. Qb3+ d5 11. Ne5+ Ke8 12. Qxb4 Qh4 13. O-O a5 14. Qb5+ c6 15. Nxc6 Bd7 16. Qxb7 Bxc6 17. Qxc6+ Ke7 18. f3 Rhf8 19. fxe4 Rxf1+ 20. Kxf1 Rf8+ 21. Ke2 Qxe4+ 22. Kd2 Rf2+ 23. Kc3 Rc2+ 24. Kb3 

[lime lava]

I refuse to analyse

[grim edge]

😄

[cunning grove]

lmao

[high oasis]

messi ofc

[iron barn]

most chess players here are severely autistic

[high oasis]

he was always better beforr world cup

[lime lava]

u like timeout?

[grim edge]

@lime lava can do analysis?

[cunning grove]

no do you like?

[lime lava]

I love to talk like if I am a mod did u get scared?

[cunning grove]

i like 🐱

[lime lava]

great

[somber bear]

Anyone wanna play

[candid river]

I messed up lol

[high oasis]

ronaldos good and hes one of the greatest of all time, but he just was not messi

[candid river]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/90088304121?tab=review&move=32

[worn ice]

Queeniexo1 (960) vs. paranoidlikebobby (1050)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. d4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. Bc4 Nc6 6. O-O O-O 7. Be3 Bg4 8. h3 Bxf3 9. Qxf3 e5 10. dxe5 dxe5 11. Rfd1 Qe7 12. a3 Rad8 13. b4 Rxd1+ 14. Rxd1 Rd8 15. Bc5 Rxd1+ 16. Qxd1 Qd8 17. Qxd8+ Nxd8 18. Bxa7 b6 19. Bb8 c5 20. bxc5 bxc5 21. Bxe5 Nc6 22. Bc7 Nd7 23. a4 Bxc3 24. Bb5 Nde5 25. f4 Bd4+ 26. Kh2 Nb4 27. fxe5 Nxc2 28. a5 Na3 29. Bc6 c4 30. a6 c3 31. Ba4 c2 32. Bxc2 Nxc2 33. Bb8 Ne3 34. a7 Bxa7 35. Bxa7 Nc4 36. Bb8 Kg7 37. g4 Nd2 38. Kg3 Nxe4+ 39. Kf4 Nc5 40. h4 Ne6+ 41. Ke3 f6 42. exf6+ Kxf6 43. g5+ Nxg5 44. hxg5+ Kxg5 45. Bf4+ Kg4 46. Bh6 Kh5 47. Bf4 g5 48. Bg3 Kg4 49. Kf2 h5 50. Bd6 Kh3 51. Be7 g4 52. Kg1 Kg3 53. Bd6+ Kf3 54. Bb8 g3 55. Bd6 h4 56. Bc7 h3 57. Bxg3 Kxg3 58. Kh1 Kh4 59. Kh2 Kg4 60. Kh1 Kg3 61. Kg1 Kf3 62. Kh2 Kg4 63. Kg1 Kg3 64. Kh1 Kf3 65. Kh2 Kg4 

[random drum]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90088304121?username=queeniexo1

[worn ice]

Queeniexo1 (960) vs. paranoidlikebobby (1050)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. d4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7 4. e4 d6 5. Bc4 Nc6 6. O-O O-O 7. Be3 Bg4 8. h3 Bxf3 9. Qxf3 e5 10. dxe5 dxe5 11. Rfd1 Qe7 12. a3 Rad8 13. b4 Rxd1+ 14. Rxd1 Rd8 15. Bc5 Rxd1+ 16. Qxd1 Qd8 17. Qxd8+ Nxd8 18. Bxa7 b6 19. Bb8 c5 20. bxc5 bxc5 21. Bxe5 Nc6 22. Bc7 Nd7 23. a4 Bxc3 24. Bb5 Nde5 25. f4 Bd4+ 26. Kh2 Nb4 27. fxe5 Nxc2 28. a5 Na3 29. Bc6 c4 30. a6 c3 31. Ba4 c2 32. Bxc2 Nxc2 33. Bb8 Ne3 34. a7 Bxa7 35. Bxa7 Nc4 36. Bb8 Kg7 37. g4 Nd2 38. Kg3 Nxe4+ 39. Kf4 Nc5 40. h4 Ne6+ 41. Ke3 f6 42. exf6+ Kxf6 43. g5+ Nxg5 44. hxg5+ Kxg5 45. Bf4+ Kg4 46. Bh6 Kh5 47. Bf4 g5 48. Bg3 Kg4 49. Kf2 h5 50. Bd6 Kh3 51. Be7 g4 52. Kg1 Kg3 53. Bd6+ Kf3 54. Bb8 g3 55. Bd6 h4 56. Bc7 h3 57. Bxg3 Kxg3 58. Kh1 Kh4 59. Kh2 Kg4 60. Kh1 Kg3 61. Kg1 Kf3 62. Kh2 Kg4 63. Kg1 Kg3 64. Kh1 Kf3 65. Kh2 Kg4 

[high oasis]

you can think that, but he was always scoring so many goals. however, he didnt have the same playmaking technique as other players like neymar or suarez or even modric. when youre all time goalscorer, youre not mid at all. lol. but messi is totally clear.

[grim edge]

Bro has no embed perms lmfao

[boreal coyote]

damn just beat mangus lol

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-beat-it-dance-choreography-moves-gif-20426479

Me with embed perms lmao

[boreal coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perm-bad-piggies-drip-gif-23469521

[grim edge]

MJ got those moves ong

[hasty iris]

Ihre Geburtsurkunde wurde gefälscht

[grim edge]

Holy shit brick calm yo ass down

Bro caught someone laking damn

[hasty iris]

Lake 🏊‍♂️

[grim edge]

Guys i have a black cat, i think i should name it after the cat of a famous lovecraftian author

Its Jolly

Nah just kidding its Pandora

Chaotic mfing cat

Not me

[idle cave]

who wants to play

https://play.chess.com/CcbLo

anyone up for a game

[leaden totem]

There's no was this guy's legit right?

He has 9 games and is like top 200 in daily

Either a super GM smurfing or cheater

Én is magyar vagyok helló

Jaja

Uzbekistan

Singapore

Thailand

Georgia

Jordan

Pakistan

Damn

Oman

Yemen

Lol I don't know anything about that country besides that it exists and a lot of Russians flee there when they're drafted

[grim edge]

yee haw

h

[stable mirage]

hello

[grim edge]

yee haw

how do i get a higher rank

[stable mirage]

play better

[grim edge]

wadewyewmeen

[leaden totem]

Get off the cigarettes 😔

[grim edge]

[peak plank]

Win more

Which sometimes doesn't even mean playing better

[leaden totem]

And stop watching Gotham chess guess the elo 😭

[stable mirage]

lose less

[leaden totem]

I lost half my braincells from those videos

[stable mirage]

it’s reasonably entertaining

[grim edge]

but ilove gotham :(

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[grim edge]

Hmmm

fearsamuel (2408)
doxx

why?

[leaden totem]

Blundering my rook became an addiction ( I thought I was "sacrifing")

[grim edge]

why did u say that?

[grim edge]

How did you fall in love with gotham

[empty bough]

no

[grim edge]

Says the 500-999

[empty bough]

u yellow

[grim edge]

[leaden totem]

I had two braincells to begin with so wasn't hard to lose half

[empty bough]

i am 300

[grim edge]

Says the 500-999

[empty bough]

new

[grim edge]

But I am 1650

[empty bough]

bouz

boyz

[grim edge]

L

Yea

Yea

[winter pasture]

guys i came up with the best strategy setout for chess

[empty bough]

I am bad\

[winter pasture]

when playing as white

[grim edge]

You are bad too

But you are bad

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> sadman_hossain

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 230
Bullet: 145

[grim edge]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ben Dover (shmooolik)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Ben Dover (shmooolik)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2211 (peak)
Blitz: 1734 (1838 peak)
Bullet: 1539 (1804 peak)

[leaden totem]

Bro got humbled quick 😂

[grim edge]

he gave me a pet rat

Oh

[stable mirage]

ew rapid

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2300 (peak)
Blitz: 2300 (peak)
Bullet: 2302 (peak)

[stable mirage]

ew trifecta

[leaden totem]

Strongest 1600 vs weakest 600

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> tntcheckmate

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 858 (peak)
Blitz: 797 (825 peak)
Bullet: 927 (1043 peak)

[glossy escarp]

HI, does anyone want to play?

[stable mirage]

?

[empty bough]

cheatbot?

[glossy escarp]

wdym?

[keen charm]

I just got a King brillancy 💀

[stable mirage]

sorry nobody cares about rapid online

go play otb

[empty bough]

idc

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2215 (2223 peak)
Blitz: 2314 (2317 peak)
Bullet: 2313 (2348 peak)

[stable mirage]

says most people

[little root]

What is the best move here

[leaden totem]

Nd6

[little root]

Close

Yes both are equal

[grim edge]

Tomas boutta get his ass smothered

you are bad

Very bad excuse

Nvm bye gtg

But you were 1900

[worn ice]

TNTCHECKMATE (810) vs. ptvpoint11 (728)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 d5 4. exd5 exd5 5. Qe2+ Be6 6. Ng5 Bb4+ 7. c3 Be7 8. Nxe6 Qd7 9. Nxg7+ Kd8 10. Bf4 Qg4 11. [Qxg4] 

[grim edge]

10

Out of 100

Ok

[main frigate]

i read somewhere that playing chess makes u bald. is that true

[bitter crater]

I have a chess tournament in next 3 days and I am bad at chess openings can some 1 pls suggest a Easy and best opening?

[indigo badger]

about to reach 500 elo

[main frigate]

same

[indigo badger]

u are 1600 rated damn

[grim edge]

French defence never fails me

[frigid parcel]

about to hit 100 elo

[main frigate]

thats fake. same glitch with ur 1800

[indigo badger]

oh yeaaa ic

gotta fix it fr

[indigo badger]

acually i am somehow glitched and 2011 in bullet

[main frigate]

tru. chess devs lacking

[main frigate]

wish i have that glitch too

[warm hedge]

chess is some nerd shid play league instead

[main frigate]

its better to be nerd than a fat basement dweller

🤓

[warm hedge]

ok anime pfp

[main frigate]

damn

[indigo badger]

says the dude with he/sher gender

[indigo badger]

`deleted because it was clogging chat

[warm hedge]

u sound kinda homophobic ngl

[main frigate]

i was looking on that bishop be3/be4 on that brilliant

[warm hedge]

he sher is a new gender

[indigo badger]

gen z be like

propably born in 2011

[main frigate]

dude ur on discord not on twatter

get that shit out of here

[indigo badger]

propably will get banned for that msg

[warm hedge]

some real mature humor

[main frigate]

[indigo badger]

average 10 years old bad at chess so trying to prove its bad

[warm hedge]

im 2100 lol

[indigo badger]

nice jk

[main frigate]

[indigo badger]

better jk - the joke u are making out of urself

[stable mirage]

hush daughter

[warm hedge]

🗿

[warm hedge]

siwius

[indigo badger]

average kid using gen z memes thinking he is cool

[stable mirage]

hi

[indigo badger]

excuse me ur daughter was saying chess for big fat basement losers who cant achieve anything

[stable mirage]

yeah that’s pretty common

[restive storm]

Why are you guys

[indigo badger]

se-

[restive storm]

What

[hushed badge]

Bro snitchn throo a DC server

[main frigate]

-x

[stable mirage]

uwu

[twilit wraith]

Get pranked

[indigo badger]

forgot to charge my phone

[hushed badge]

Um excuse wtaf

[warm hedge]

top 10 things chess player's will never experience !

[indigo badger]

how is that even possible

[indigo badger]

jks on u i already have

[main frigate]

dude's projecting real hard

[warm hedge]

why not ?

[pallid plinth]

[Event "Vs. Computer"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023-10-03"]
[White "thrasher7230"]
[Black "Nelson"]
[Result "1-0"]
[TimeControl "-"]
[Termination "thrasher7230 won by checkmate"]

1. d4 e6 2. Bf4 Qh4 3. e3 Bb4+ 4. c3 Bd6 5. Nf3 Qd8 6. Ne5 a5 7. Bd3 b6 8. Nd2
   Bb7 9. Ndf3 a4 10. a3 Nf6 11. Qc2 O-O 12. Ng5 Bxg2 13. Bxh7+ Kh8 14. Ngxf7+ Rxf7
2. Nxf7# 1-0

Awww

[twilit wraith]

Prove it

[pallid plinth]

Nelson sucks

[twilit wraith]

I will

[stable mirage]

which sister

[warm hedge]

i am the sisster smh

[twilit wraith]

How is your sis goin?

[warm hedge]

[main frigate]

[indigo badger]

u lost from me yesterday 🤣

and i am only 200

[pallid plinth]

Who r u

[main frigate]

destroy me pls

he's literally him

[pallid plinth]

Huh

[indigo badger]

i am ur long lost dad son

[main frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/losrcore-donald-glover-wes-anderson-fantastic-mr-fox-gif-16214705097340830824

[peak plank]

Bullet doesn't count

[pallid plinth]

O bet my dad wanna play catch???

[indigo badger]

nvm then i am only 100

its my sis acc

[peak plank]

180 😉 I'm counting ur rapid

[indigo badger]

i am actually 250 rated

[pallid plinth]

500*

[indigo badger]

counts blitz

u come if u want

[warm hedge]

*1800 rapid is like 600 blitz

[main frigate]

[indigo badger]

its actually 509 🤓

[main frigate]

thats not even how it works

[grim edge]

weewoo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ivar Mark (ivar-mark)

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Name: Ivar Mark (ivar-mark)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1359 (peak)
Blitz: 1552 (1553 peak)
Bullet: 1611 (1628 peak)

[indigo badger]

me when 1800 rapid and 1900 blitz -

mine also maybe

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aarav Gupta (r_van0012)

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Name: Aarav Gupta (r_van0012)
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1859 (peak)
Blitz: 1919 (2076 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[indigo badger]

ya my highest also blitz

[main frigate]

how do u display that profile

[indigo badger]

./profile

[pallid plinth]

Do /

Profile

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nero_007

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1504 (1562 peak)
Blitz: 1609 (1681 peak)
Bullet: 1205 (1382 peak)

[indigo badger]

from 2076 i directly dropped to 1657 😢

[main frigate]

ye im higher in blitz too. dude's on crack

[indigo badger]

W blitz

i am on my peak of 2 modes

[main frigate]

frfr

we just did

[indigo badger]

fr

[astral copper]

Ivar(1600 ELO)

[main frigate]

i like gay jokes

[indigo badger]

i like gay me-

[main frigate]

just to trigger the rainbows

[worn ice]

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[main frigate]

hey hey

[peak plank]

Bro pinged on himself

You did it on purpose

[main frigate]

@2.c5

can goku solo chess players?

tsk

https://tenor.com/view/goat-gif-22057358

expectation: him
reality: gay

[jagged cedar]

What

[main frigate]

ayo

[junior wind]

anyone up for a game

[indigo badger]

dammit

got timeouted

[main frigate]

good

[indigo badger]

elo ?

[indigo badger]

bruh

[main frigate]

play me guize

[upbeat viper]

chill out

[indigo badger]

i thought u were on my side

[upbeat viper]

as you wish

[main frigate]

thats what u thought

[indigo badger]

damn

not good at this

[main frigate]

[indigo badger]

how about a match

[main frigate]

lets go. destroy me pls

[indigo badger]

did u fr timeouted him

[upbeat viper]

timeout on demand

[main frigate]

fck i fell for it

[indigo badger]

shit

he didnt saw that pls

ig he didnt

[main frigate]

mods pls timeout this guy. he's harassing me 😠

[indigo badger]

BRUH

bro being suck a tryhard to ban me

such*'

[main frigate]

[indigo badger]

https://play.chess.com/nXVhU

[main frigate]

it's time

[upbeat viper]

np

[jovial vector]

Why am I so bad😂

[main frigate]

@indigo badger gger

i beat him hard

[indigo badger]

u play fr good

[grim edge]

guys i talked to my crush today

[mental cave]

did you mate her

[main frigate]

thanks. ur not bad urself. u just need to watch more gotham chess vids

[main frigate]

did he reject u?

[indigo badger]

real

[mental cave]

i was about to say something about gotham chess not being helpful but then i saw "(>500 elo)" 💀

[indigo badger]

so true

[main frigate]

[indigo badger]

imma sleep now

[main frigate]

nice edit

[indigo badger]

W

[main frigate]

[indigo badger]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90095455231

[worn ice]

Nero_007 (1609) vs. R_VAN0012 (1919)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. O-O Nf6 5. Nc3 d6 6. h3 O-O 7. Be2 d5 8. exd5 Nxd5 9. Nxd5 e4 10. Nh2 Qxd5 11. d3 Ne5 12. c4 Qd4 13. Be3 exd3 14. Bxd4 dxe2 15. Qxe2 Bxd4 16. Rad1 Nc6 17. b4 Bf6 18. Nf3 Nxb4 19. Rfe1 Bf5 20. Rc1 Nd3 21. Nd4 Bxd4 22. g4 Bxg4 23. Qxg4 Bxf2+ 24. Kf1 Bxe1 25. Rxe1 Nxe1 26. Kxe1 Rad8 

[mental cave]

if you ever wanted to become a gm tho you shouldnt watch him for advice

[main frigate]

i was doing fine till u harass me in chat ok 😠

saying some racist remarks. unacceptable smh

[mental cave]

yeah so how would he help you become a GM

[indigo badger]

real

[main frigate]

fr

[indigo badger]

bro trying so hard

[tight lily]

pro good all

[indigo badger]

gn

[tight lily]

bet

b e t.

[mental cave]

if you start young and study hard theres a decent chance ig

[grim edge]

i’m a boy

[mental cave]

if you start over 18 you're too late

[main frigate]

why

[mental cave]

💀

[main frigate]

13 below are busy playing roblox

[grim edge]

because my mom got pregnant

[mental cave]

start young doesnt mean under 13 tho

[brazen storm]

My theme isn't loading.
Not even the other themes in settings/themes are loading, the pieces show the broken image icon.

[mental cave]

you can start at 13-14 and easily become a gm if you put in the right effort

[tight lily]

i started chess at 7-8, played 2-3 years but didnt study so hard, then started chess at 14 again now working af im 15 now is there a chance i ever become like an IM

[main frigate]

my reaction to that information:

[fringe pendant]

I say we take over jerusalem, the crusades, chapter 9

[grim edge]

pre-save normal people things

[fringe pendant]

Whose with me!

[grim edge]

who's*

[main frigate]

[mental cave]

whats your current rating

[fringe pendant]

No the Catholic Church

[main frigate]

not the h- word 😠

[tight lily]

i have no fide rating bc first i need national rating of 1600, dont ask why classic turkey stuff lol

[main frigate]

xi jinping?

[fringe pendant]

Filthy

Pagan

Filthy pagan

[tight lily]

at chess.com its 1700 blitz tho

[primal mirage]

yeah of course bro, id doubt top 50 gm, but even gm is still possible

[fringe pendant]

I cant say adolfs name lmao

[mental cave]

yeah youve got a great chance at it

[fringe pendant]

The h word

I cant say it

It keeps deleting itself

[tight lily]

thanks for motivating me

[brazen storm]

every image except for the menu ones show the broken image logo

can somebody please help me?

[fringe pendant]

Im irish dude, no one hates the catholic church more than me

[main frigate]

censorhip is chinese move. dont do it mods

[mental cave]

i forgot about the bishop i had and thought i blundered royal fork because i keep switching tabs
almost had a heart attack

[fringe pendant]

I am, i just dont subscribe to the church

[main frigate]

i swear

[brazen storm]

Can somebody PLEASE help me?

are my previous messages invisible or something?

[mental cave]

am i crazy or are people on the fide website at 1200 worse than the ones on chess.com

[main frigate]

because online games are much accessible

so u will find more better players

lazy ass gamers

[mental cave]

[main frigate]

thank u

im suppresing it not to leak from too much brain power

[mental cave]

my plan:

[main frigate]

seggsual urge?

[mental cave]

i forgot about the queen ong

[main frigate]

not enough arrows

[mental cave]

im hikaru but worse fr

[worn ice]

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[main frigate]

let it out

😔

[peak plank]

Nobody?

[mental cave]

everyone is hikaru but worse if you're bad enough 🌚

[peak plank]

https://play.chess.com/Zxu2f any?

[brazen storm]

I refreshed, like, 20 times, deleted my browser cache, and it's been acting up on the browser not app

[peak plank]

3 min blitz unrated

[mental cave]

switching tabs so much made me blunder this game (definitely not my fault)

[fringe pendant]

I say ask her out broski, you could die tomorrow

Where are you from

[brazen storm]

Chrome.
It's on Chromebook

[mental cave]

statistically no 🤓

[main frigate]

ackchually 🤓

[fringe pendant]

I quiet literally study mathematics bro, dont actually me

[main frigate]

bro's a schizo

[mental cave]

clearly you dont study english

[worthy flume]

and then he sacrifices...

[jovial vector]

Think bro will take a draw?

[mental cave]

teh wok

[sterile tusk]

Dawoook

[fringe pendant]

No i dont, amusingly enough its my second language

[mental cave]

ok

[junior stream]

hi

[mental cave]

i dont think ive ever seen en passant here in the french

[jovial vector]

Im honestly just gonna go back to 900 on purpose

[fringe pendant]

I was wondering what i got wrong, i used the wrong quiet didnt i

[jovial vector]

cause clearly thats where I needa be

[mental cave]

yes

[mental cave]

bruh

@jovial vector whats your rating

fr

[jovial vector]

W opening?

[peak plank]

oh hi 😄

[jovial vector]

Helloo

[fringe pendant]

The shield opening

W

[mental cave]

blud..

[fringe pendant]

I like germany, its a cool country

[shy saffron]

had no idea it will start a match

[jovial vector]

they'll never expect it

[mental cave]

you play the great wall of china if you are at like 500 rated 👽

[peak plank]

dw it was unrated

[shy saffron]

Yupp it was a gg anyway

[mental cave]

now you put knights in the centre and queen to the right king to the left

[main frigate]

mao zedong approves

[fringe pendant]

Wasnt he Austrian?

[mental cave]

💀

[fringe pendant]

Wasnt the country called the third reich at the time?

[main frigate]

blud got lectured on history

[glass carbon]

sharup

[main frigate]

🤓

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[main frigate]

[fringe pendant]

Fair

In any case the way germany got over its dark past is why i like it so much

[mental cave]

no it was (banned word) germany or german reich

[grim edge]

What

Whats the banned word

[glass carbon]

in indonesian they call rice naci

[fringe pendant]

Italy is basically a failed state bro

[grim edge]

Is it like the political party

[mental cave]

the soldiers

[junior wind]

Hii

[mental cave]

[main frigate]

hello

[fringe pendant]

Irelands one of the top countries in the world in basically all lists that denote how good a country is

[junior wind]

Anyone up for a game?

[jovial vector]

I'm back in 900 already only took 4 minutes lmao

[fringe pendant]

Only problem we have is the current housing crisis

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-skateboarding-tricks-sports-gif-3536895

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Rapid: 913 (peak)

[mental cave]

its funny that when the filter message appeared because of me saying the banned word r_doofus started typing

[peak plank]

Same

[glass carbon]

Jesus shreading for our sins

[upbeat viper]

@peak plank u stop playing Nf3 now ?

[stable mirage]

lichess

[jovial vector]

Ima get to 500 to so I can feel good beating them now

[junior wind]

Hey anyone wanna have a match?

[mental cave]

Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, someday yet he'll begin his life again
Whispering hands gently lead him away

[peak plank]

I've only played nf3 in blitz and on the alt

Rapid is e4

[fringe pendant]

We are up there in gdp and gdp per capita yes

[upbeat viper]

I c

[stable mirage]

why

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-robert-pattinson-pattinson-gif-9123881686985091866

[mental cave]

u c

[upbeat viper]

wee c

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-my-gif-25351358

[fringe pendant]

Fair but out gdp per capita is more than double italy so…

Make of that what you will

[peak plank]

I main e4

[mental cave]

if something gets auto filtered do the mods get an alert of some kind

[fringe pendant]

Thats what im saying bro

[junior wind]

Hey anybody wanna play?

[stable mirage]

I mean why play different things depending on the time control

[upbeat viper]

yep

[fringe pendant]

Italy wouldnt be considered first world if it wasnt located in europe

[grim edge]

Hans Niemann

[glass carbon]

@upbeat viper Do u think i deserve friend of server role?

[mental cave]

oh that makes sense

[peak plank]

I'm playing nf3 to better understand queenside play and feincetto systems in blitz because idc about blitz and rapid is rapid

[upbeat viper]

seeing your warnings nop

[stable mirage]

[hasty iris]

this guy kept rematching, at the end i had to decline the rematch cause it was getting a bit much 💀

[mental cave]

dont look at mine

[upbeat viper]

bully

[hasty iris]

bro he kept rematching 💀

[upbeat viper]

[main frigate]

sheer will

[mental cave]

were these rated

[hasty iris]

bro enjoys pain

[hasty iris]

nah lol

[mental cave]

determination

[mental cave]

if it was bro would have gotten like +100 from that one win 💀

[hasty iris]

those were draws cause i ran out of time

he never won

[mental cave]

still

[main frigate]

i have those opponent who just wont quit. free elo eh

[mental cave]

+50 or something then

[hasty iris]

provisional rating usually

[hasty iris]

maybe like 30. i beat an fm 2300 in a rated game and didnt get that much

yeah i got 16 from that win

[mental cave]

crazy

[hasty iris]

he lost 35 and i won 16

kind of doesnt make sense 🤔

[junior wind]

so anybody wanna have a match?

[hasty iris]

!welcome

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[supple imp]

400

[junior wind]

I'm new I just want someone to play and tell me how I can improve

You wanna do that ?

[supple imp]

Ok close enough to my guess

[supple imp]

Learn how to develope and learn basic principles

[junior wind]

Your elo?

[supple imp]

Also learn how to not blunder pieces (tunnel vision)

[supple imp]

Ex 2k currently 1900 I think

Or 1800

[junior wind]

Can we have a match and you can guide me

[supple imp]

No that'd be bullying

[junior wind]

It's fine I can take it

[supple imp]

Using lichess is a cheaper alternative than premium

Why would I be scared to play a complete beginner

[junior wind]

Exactly, so will you?

[supple imp]

That's the most brain dead excuse ever

[junior wind]

That's a wild claim, everyone?

[supple imp]

Scipio, lasagna and duck can all vouch

[junior wind]

Yeah I mean it's off that's true

[supple imp]

I've beating scipio our last rapid game as well lol

[fallen valley]

It's like 400 difference max and it becomes near identical around 2000

[supple imp]

He's garbage

[junior wind]

hey I just want someone to guide me , so will you play a match

[supple imp]

No

[junior wind]

ok

[supple imp]

I'm also garbage

Bro I'm only 1900 chill

[mental cave]

??? vsing higher elo players is a good way to learn

[junior wind]

Exactly that's why I'm asking him

Idk why he doesn't wanna

[supple imp]

True tbh but that's only if they understand the moves I play

[junior wind]

I just started

Wanna play and guide me?

[supple imp]

@mental cave a complete beginner needs to learn the principles first and then start playing higher rated players or they won't understand the reasoning behind moves

[mental cave]

thats what analysis is for

[supple imp]

Analysis won't explain anything

[junior wind]

How do you know ik absolutely nothing before even playing me

[supple imp]

They won't understand why a move is better than another

[mental cave]

?? go outside

[supple imp]

Cause I've taught a lot for beginners/intermediates

[junior wind]

what

[junior wind]

Yeah so first have a game with me and then say it?

[mental cave]

have you ever taken a walk in your life without being forced to

[supple imp]

Hunter x hunter is goatdd

[supple imp]

Ffs you won't give up will you?

[junior wind]

I won't

[mental cave]

damn proof?

[mild pier]

I think people are just sus of people coming in without linking account looking for a game right away

[mental cave]

💀

[grim edge]

Dark continent arc

[mental cave]

they joined a chess server to play chess, whats suspicious about wanting to play chess?

[junior wind]

Exactly

[supple imp]

Alright how about we play next time we talk if I have time?

[mild pier]

i guess its more the linking part

[junior wind]

I don't think there will be a next time

[mental cave]

not everyone immediately understands it

[supple imp]

Ok then

[grim edge]

Never

[junior wind]

Yeah it's fine

Bet

[supple imp]

The writer of hxh got very sick so he can't draw

He's in very much pain rn

[grim edge]

Yeah

[supple imp]

But his wife did say she'd continue the manga if he dies

What's the best shounen in you guys opinions?

[mental cave]

bruh one of the club admins im in forced me into a tournament 💀