💬〡general-off-topic

[nimble niche]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Nb5 a6 6. Nd6+ Bxd6 7. Qxd6 Qf6 8.
   Qd1 Qg6 9. Nc3 d5 10. Nxd5 Qxe4+ 11. Be3 Nd4 12. Nc7+ Ke7 13. Nxa8 Nxc2+ 14. Kd2
   Nxe3 15. fxe3 Nf6 16. Qf3 Qb4+ 17. Kc2 Bg4 18. Qf2 Rc8+ 19. Bc4 Rxc4+ 20. Kb1
   Ne4 21. Qh4+ f6 22. a3 Nd2+ 0-1

[covert arch]

sveshnikov

[nimble niche]

i was playing black 💀

[grim edge]

Sicilian

[mild apex]

oh this line

[undone dove]

Would you have done it if you were white?

[covert arch]

oh i was close

[mild apex]

kinda forgor the anme

[nimble niche]

maybe in blitz tournaments

[nimble niche]

Löwenthal

[vapid schooner]

Who wanna do 0+0 (it is 30s)

[little canopy]

gg

[nimble niche]

White to play, just curious what you guys who play here

this is still theory

my opponent spent over 20 minutes up to this point and I've gained 5 minutes from increments

[rocky vale]

I'd play Qf3

[little canopy]

i think ill play Bd3 idk

[slate owl]

Nb6?

[little canopy]

🤯

[rocky vale]

What

Good advice

[nimble niche]

Qf3 was what my opponent played and it was -9

[rocky vale]

Thank you

[rocky vale]

Ain't no way

[nimble niche]

from 0.00 to -2

also -9

[slate owl]

what about Nb6

[lime lava]

Draw

[nimble niche]

i meant to reply to your Nb6 message, it's -9

[slate owl]

thats crazy

okay he has fork

[rocky vale]

You'd play draw?

[slate owl]

now i see it

[nimble niche]

actually now that it ran for a bit, it's showing -10 for Nb6

[rocky vale]

Idk why but Qe2 looking sexy here

[nimble niche]

also -9

[lime lava]

Do u know what else looks sexy

[rocky vale]

No

[lime lava]

Joe

[rocky vale]

@lime lava Tell us the move

[lime lava]

I couldnt care less about the move

[rocky vale]

YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT

Oh wait, is it a puzzle?

[nimble niche]

both Qb3 and Ke1 were apparently good

[nimble niche]

no, just find moves that don't lose

[rocky vale]

I'd just flag

Yes please

[rocky vale]

OMG A M4

Mate

Me too

[vapid schooner]

It can also mean stalemate

[rocky vale]

Stalemate in 4

[slate owl]

as an asian no

[rocky vale]

I know for sure every game is a draw

Because asians always win

[grim edge]

[rocky vale]

11

[lime lava]

The M4 carbine (officially Carbine, Caliber 5.56 mm, M4)

[rocky vale]

None of your business

[grim edge]

10

[rocky vale]

Indians are not asian

[lime lava]

??

[grim edge]

Wt

[rocky vale]

Organ selling is very lucrative

[lime lava]

U stupid or dumb?

[rocky vale]

It's true

Believe me

[grim edge]

Learn geography

He is 2300+

[rocky vale]

No, it belongs to asia as a country

But indians are not asians

[nimble niche]

so low fr!!1!!11!

[lime lava]

[rocky vale]

It?

[grim edge]

You are too 2300+

[mild apex]

cap

[grim edge]

🧢

[rocky vale]

In crummyr we trust

[grim edge]

Lol

[rocky vale]

What is it

[graceful lintel]

💀

[rocky vale]

Indians belong to india

[grim edge]

honkkkkk mimimimimi

[grim edge]

[lime lava]

[graceful lintel]

[rocky vale]

I know I am smart, thanks guys

[grim edge]

:3c

[rocky vale]

@grim edge Duck!

[nimble niche]

how are people so low rated?!!

[grim edge]

dog face scan!

[nimble niche]

only 2300?!?!

2300 is trash!!1!11!

[rocky vale]

I have a 9 winstreak

[graceful lintel]

You shouldn't have said that

[rocky vale]

[grim edge]

Idk teach me chess

[lime lava]

Get on my level

You were 2304

[grim edge]

[rocky vale]

@lime lava Can you do /profile rq

[lime lava]

No

[graceful lintel]

Oh then it's a different thing

[rocky vale]

blushes P-pwease?

[nimble niche]

random 800s here call me 2300 because average of 2200 and 2399 so i must be 2300!1!11!!1!

[grim edge]

[mild apex]

bros trolling hard

[rocky vale]

[lime lava]

Im talkin bout your low blitz peak
Haha only 2304 haha poor guy

[grim edge]

But I am 1650

[rocky vale]

[rocky vale]

But I am 1700!!!

[nimble niche]

one time some 600 thought i was 2500 so i must be 2500!!11!!1!

[grim edge]

Yea

Yea

Yea

[flat kraken]

his username is just the magnus opening with only the white notation

[grim edge]

Yea

[lime lava]

Ok...
You can rightclick my profile, go to apps and click chess.com profile... I dont need to do /profile

[grim edge]

C6 qh5 qa5 f6 kd8 qe8

[lime lava]

Yooo
Lets play again later
Thats wasnt me

[flat kraken]

🤨

[nimble niche]

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[grim edge]

Sigma 10yo

[clear sequoia]

That's the best strategy against superstars: Beat them when they are little kids!

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Play me blitz

Ok

3|0

[mild apex]

bro rly wants to play

[flat kraken]

i actually wanna play chess now surprisingly

[graceful lintel]

How abt rapid

[mild apex]

i ve nvr play chess

[flat kraken]

don't ask it

[grim edge]

Wait 5min

[mild apex]

scippy change pfp?

[grim edge]

@grim edge https://play.chess.com/g6PmJ

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[flat kraken]

true

[graceful lintel]

true

[nimble niche]

why are you all nerding out?

[jolly warren]

Classic ahh stereotype

[graceful lintel]

Somehow white is winning

[flat kraken]

💢

[nimble niche]

wdym stereotype? it's true

[graceful lintel]

[jolly warren]

I'm a chess player but I'm really stupid when it comes to school

[flat kraken]

it's fine you can keep it as long as more just joineds connect

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Play me blitz

[flat kraken]

play me :DDDD

[graceful lintel]

Rapid

[grim edge]

https://play.chess.com/8jXGa @flat kraken

[nimble niche]

then get better at chess 🗣️ 🗣️

[graceful lintel]

🗣️ 🔥🔥🙏🗣️🔥

[lime lava]

You are the next me

[upbeat viper]

Nya

[graceful lintel]

Nyapasu

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[nimble niche]

anyone think of a punishment worse than this https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/352965935809691658/1158542958564495400/unknown.png?ex=651ca0b6&is=651b4f36&hm=5e2bca68605949722d167a9bd80f575e7cb2366550e0000786b31d53877de160&

[jolly warren]

Stuck at 1100

[upbeat viper]

Eating

Bored

[graceful lintel]

To be honest I think both of them should be equal for u

[jolly warren]

Waw

[nimble niche]

play wayward queen, free win 🗣️ 🗣️

[graceful lintel]

Touch grass

[upbeat viper]

Mh

[jolly warren]

As if 1100 fall for that 💀

[nimble niche]

you'd be surprised

[graceful lintel]

Wahts wayward queen

e4 e5 Qh5?

[jolly warren]

[jolly warren]

Ok

How about scholars

[nimble niche]

I have a 56% winrate with wayward queen and only a 46% winrate overall with white

[bright folio]

ill take french any day

[jolly warren]

Interesting

[full knot]

[jolly warren]

I never knew 2200 fall for wayward

[nimble niche]

I have like a 30% winrate with 2.Nf3 online 💀

[flat kraken]

i played chess today!!!!!!

[grim edge]

Gg

[flat kraken]

gg

[nimble niche]

30% winrate with 2.Nf3 and 56% winrate with 2.Qh5

[flat kraken]

why are 1200 so resilient 💀

[grim edge]

What is resilient

[flat kraken]

hard to steamroll

[stuck kestrel]

they think everyone sucks like them and cant convert

[nimble niche]

1500s are so much easier to beat on a 1500 account than a 2200 account

[flat kraken]

fr

[jolly warren]

Fr

[grim edge]

Wdym

[jolly warren]

They be trying their very best to win

[lime lava]

Hello
When are u streaming today?

[flat kraken]

you survived for a little longer than i liked 💀

also i messed up the pawn storm 🤡 i suck

[grim edge]

Play me again

[slate owl]

why is drinking water getting me more and more thirsty

[flat kraken]

too much caffeine i can't no more

[lime lava]

Hahaha true
But its ez anyways... just play normal looking moves until they blunder a knight fork

[grim edge]

Then That is not water

That you are drinking

[flat kraken]

the problem is as a player several hundreds above them you expect yourself to play an unnecessarily accurate game to beat them 💀

[nimble niche]

I mean I wayward queen everyone and it works

[grim edge]

Oh my god, this is the worst punishment ever

[nimble niche]

I've wayward queened 2400s before and almost beat a CM once but lost the time scramble

I was winning

The CM was a 2400 online too

[slate owl]

gothamchess:

[grim edge]

Gotham the type of mf to see 1. d4 and play 1. c6 hoping for a Caro lmfao

[lime lava]

I dont need to think a lot, just defend my pieces and take hanging pawns while looking for forks(1500s really like to get forked by knights)

[flat kraken]

feels good to be able to not overestimating yourself :((

[flat kraken]

gotham the type of guy you'd never beat in your entire life no matter what you try 💀

[nimble niche]

slav exchange players try not to draw challenge

[grim edge]

Gotham the type of guy who keeps making clickbait videos about getting GM

[nimble niche]

stonewall is clearly goated wdym 🗣️ 🗣️

[flat kraken]

sure 💀

[nimble niche]

london, caro and vienna forever 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[flat kraken]

revenue > dignity

scrapf

[indigo badger]

wassap ppl\

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[indigo badger]

@flat kraken do /profile

[grim edge]

[flat kraken]

/profile

[grim edge]

Until he recommends London with c4 instead of c3, he capping 🗣️

[nimble niche]

you can check it yourself

[flat kraken]

oh what albert dead (is this real?)

[indigo badger]

bruh do it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

This is the Chess.com profile of ghostleviathan666. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1662 (1663 peak)
Blitz: 1203 (peak)
Bullet: 1212 (1215 peak)

[indigo badger]

i can only check mine

[flat kraken]

/profile

/profile

[nimble niche]

gotham's video where he taught catalan as a system was goated 🗣️ 🗣️

[indigo badger]

be fr bru

[grim edge]

/profile

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge rapid

[nimble niche]

#👾〡bot-guide

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> icarwi

This is the Chess.com profile of icarwi. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1606 (1652 peak)
Blitz: 1121 (1428 peak)
Bullet: 777 (820 peak)

[grim edge]

P@graceful lintel Send challenge

[nimble niche]

/profile

[grim edge]

10|0

[graceful lintel]

Ohk

[flat kraken]

/profile

[grim edge]

His beginner videos are goated 🗣️

[nimble niche]

/profile

[flat kraken]

why doesn't /profile work for me 💀

[grim edge]

/profile

Same

[nimble niche]

his wayward queen video where he taught beginners to play h3!!!! was goated 🗣️ 🗣️

[grim edge]

Huh?

[brisk frigate]

hi

[nimble niche]

in that line, h3 is like the worst possible move you can play if you want to win

[swift panther]

im at my peak rating again

scared to play now

[graceful lintel]

I'm sending challenge in app

[indigo badger]

@flat kraken U PRETTY HIGH RATED DAMN

[flat kraken]

i didi and you aborted 💀

[grim edge]

Ke7 tho

[flat kraken]

oh rematch yes

[nimble niche]

gotham told people to play h3!!1! here, he clearly doesn't like winning!!11!!!1

if you're not playing Bg5 there, why tf are you playing wayward queen?

[indigo badger]

stockfish users be like :

[grim edge]

Bg5 is as real as it gets while h3 is for fakers fr fr (french revolution) ong

[nimble niche]

h3 is probably top engine move or something but it's objectively terrible

[indigo badger]

fr

[jolly warren]

Alright so where's my friend of the server role

[indigo badger]

hm

[nimble niche]

i don't get why people would develop their queen out so early just to defend it

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[nimble niche]

like it's never getting trapped unless you're that shit at chess

[mild apex]

queens are trash

[mild apex]

at early games

[indigo badger]

they hope to deliver an early checkmate

like scholar

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge ggs

[nimble niche]

unless you're that shit, you physically cannot get your queen trapped

it's not possible if you know what you're doing

[grim edge]

Yeah defense is wussy, best defense is offense 🗣️

[indigo badger]

tbh early queen development is very rare

[jolly warren]

What if I'm playing as black

[shell nebula]

Dayı geldi bize yağlı yağlı soktu cıkarttı demek yok

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[graceful lintel]

Frwach def players always trap their queen ig 🙏🗣️🔥

[indigo badger]

wtf my alt acc with 7000 elo got banned fr hacking

[nimble niche]

I'm joking about playing wayward queen, it's not good for long term improvement

[nimble niche]

I played a 6 acpl 22 move otb classical game today

[viral epoch]

Bruno

[graceful lintel]

🗣️🔥🙏oh nice

I also want to play otb

[grim edge]

Cap, wayward queen best opening 🧢

[jolly warren]

Those words are gonna improve my playing style fr

[flat kraken]

thanks :))

[nimble niche]

2 blunders is misleading, it was one decisive blunder from being outprepped

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[graceful lintel]

💀

[lime lava]

First of all connect your account buddy

[nimble niche]

18 acpl in round 1, 37 acpl in round 2 and 6 acpl in round 3

round 2 was the toughest one because it was a sharp position

[nimble niche]

guess the opening

[jolly warren]

As expected

[jolly warren]

Alright so if I connect my acc ur gonna give me my role?

[nimble niche]

people like GM Alireza Firouzja and IM Miodrag Perunovic play it occasionally in blitz for fun

[summer mesa]

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[jolly warren]

Ok

[lime lava]

I dont have the power to do that

[nimble niche]

Alireza is the highest rated wayward queen player

[lime lava]

But it will help

[jolly warren]

Yes u do

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[graceful lintel]

Caro kann

[jolly warren]

Aren't you the friend of the server

[nimble niche]

no 💀

[graceful lintel]

Wayward queen attack 🙏🔥🗣️?

[nimble niche]

I was playing black

[graceful lintel]

Pirc?

[nimble niche]

nope

[tropic plaza]

Finachetto

[jolly warren]

London

[nimble niche]

none of those

[graceful lintel]

What was the first move?

[nimble niche]

e4 c5

[tropic plaza]

Ware openint

[nimble niche]

it was M1 so my opponent resigned

[graceful lintel]

Accelerated?

[jolly warren]

What defensive opening do you play

[tropic plaza]

Najdorf or rossolimo

[nimble niche]

not accel dragon nor any dragon

[nimble niche]

neither of those

[graceful lintel]

d6?

[tropic plaza]

Grand prix?

[nimble niche]

nope

[jolly warren]

Sicilian

[tropic plaza]

Schevningen

[graceful lintel]

Smith morra?

[nimble niche]

nope

still hasn't been guessed yet

[summer mesa]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[grim edge]

What guessing going on here?

[tropic plaza]

Prins var?

[grim edge]

Gunsberg gambit?

[tropic plaza]

Taimanov kramnik

[nimble niche]

it's a 2...Nc6 line

[tropic plaza]

Nimzowitch kalashnikov

[tropic plaza]

Oh

[grim edge]

Portmouth gambit?

[nimble niche]

not nimzowitsch nor kalashnikov

[nimble niche]

nope

[grim edge]

Me doing da thonk rn

[tropic plaza]

Richter rauzer?

[jolly warren]

Do you need to learn lots of openings in order to reach the rating of 2000

[nimble niche]

not rauzer

[tropic plaza]

Whats after nc6?

[graceful lintel]

b7?

[grim edge]

You can be a linear mf with your own repertoire but you should have an idea of how to respond to anything you get thrown at you, including the kitchen sink

[nimble niche]

d4 cxd4

[nimble niche]

i assume you meant b6, and no

[tropic plaza]

Classical?

[nimble niche]

nope

[graceful lintel]

Wait ye
Oh

[grim edge]

Yerevan System?

[nimble niche]

armenia doesn't exist, so no

[jolly warren]

Too bad idk the opening their throwing at me and dk any ideas to counter

[tropic plaza]

I cant think of any open sici

[grim edge]

"Too bad" you say that like you cant do anything about it

[grim edge]

Lowenthal?

[nimble niche]

yeah

took you guys long enough lmao

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-confetti-sore-loser-gif-8192205

[jolly warren]

Literally dk anything to do about it

[grim edge]

Tbh i would've just spammed literally every variation i know lmao

[swift panther]

why is this website SO LAGGY

WHY DOES TIME ADDED WHEN A OPPONENT PLAYS A MOVE

[grim edge]

You know the issue, so how do you fix it?

[swift panther]

HOW UNFAIR IS THAT IF YOUR SERVERS CANT KEEP UP

chesscom servers are too slow

[nimble niche]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 e5 5. Nb5 a6 6. Nd6+ Bxd6 7. Qxd6 Qf6 8.
   Qd1 Qg6 9. Nc3 d5 10. Nxd5 Qxe4+ 11. Be3 Nd4 12. Nc7+ Ke7 13. Nxa8 Nxc2+ 14. Kd2
   Nxe3 15. fxe3 Nf6 16. Qf3 Qb4+ 17. Kc2 Bg4 18. Qf2 Rc8+ 19. Bc4 Rxc4+ 20. Kb1
   Ne4 21. Qh4+ f6 22. a3 Nd2+ 0-1

[jolly warren]

Wow that's a really good question

[nimble niche]

there's the game if you want

[grim edge]

For every issue you gotta ask yourself what the issue is and how to fix it

[grim edge]

Average Sicilian player getting their ass whooped ig

[jolly warren]

That question will change my way of playing or maybe even my life

[nimble niche]

i don't even play sicilian online but i won

[grim edge]

Well you dont gotta play stuff like French or Sicilian to know how to respond to it lmao

[nimble niche]

i was playing black

[grim edge]

Huh?????

[nimble niche]

my opponent was the one who got demolished

[grim edge]

Wait i gotta recreate this game on my board rn

[nimble niche]

you can import it into chess.com/analysis

[grim edge]

From the way you played it, one would assume you're a Sicilian player

[nimble niche]

it's an offbeat sideline

[grim edge]

So?

morfi shouldn't you be in class

Lowenthal is a legit way of playing

[grim edge]

Sicker than a dog

im im class lol

"Why are you using your phone in class 🤓 🤨 ???"

cus it's boring asf

im in math

Bro is bored on his top subject 💀

Thats a boring asf teacher then

no

[acoustic mason]

How is this a puzzle? It's just a 1 move hanging queen

[grim edge]

it's a boring asf syllabus

Yeah sucks

I on the other hand gotta organize my room, do some hw and other shit

[nimble niche]

drawish as hell if white knows what to do

[jolly warren]

Bro must be suffering from success

[jolly warren]

Puzzles can be easy even tho high rated sometimes

[acoustic mason]

Yeah but this one seems a bit too easy. It's basically a blindness test

[jolly warren]

LMAO

[flat kraken]

lil bro be stalling in this godlike position (we draw because the arena ended 💀)

[graceful lintel]

[nimble niche]

why i don't play arenas:

[grim edge]

Gg

[flat kraken]

it was a mini arena at my local chess club 💀

i was on a roll on a 4 streak destroying children too my dopamine is all gone :((

[grim edge]

Rb6

I FINALLY FINISHED MY HISTORY TEST

YESSSS! inhale AHHHHHHHHHHH

[grim edge]

Go study geography

[grim edge]

i don’t have that

Then civics

[grim edge]

bro i already know about civics

I thought you are 14

[flat kraken]

why do you even study history it's no different from studying elden ring's lore

[slate owl]

when i watch gransmasters speedrun they portray 1300s like toddlers bro why do my opponents play like the gms themselves

[grim edge]

yeah but i know about geography already

i know europe is in europe

[flat kraken]

cause you don't know how to punish their mistakes

[grim edge]

How many continents are in the world

[grim edge]

7

[slate owl]

probably more than 2

[grim edge]

Name them in 2 sec

[grim edge]

impossible

[slate owl]

i guess i gotta solve some puzzles

[grim edge]

europe, africa, north america, south america, asia

[slate owl]

egypt

[grim edge]

Name them in 3 sec

[flat kraken]

it's more of a midlde game thing

[grim edge]

Dumb

australia

would that count??

[slate owl]

[nimble niche]

oceania and antarctica

[grim edge]

6

and antarctica of course

And mars

[grim edge]

people call it australia sometimes instead of oceania

[nimble niche]

the continent is oceania, including new zealand and pacific island nations

[grim edge]

but there are islands so

[flat kraken]

antarctica is just australia that's the truth the cia is hiding from y'all

[nimble niche]

australia is just the fake country

[grim edge]

Name all countries in 5 second

[grim edge]

impossible

[flat kraken]

me when saint vincent and the grenadines:

[lime lava]

Name 5 countries

[grim edge]

name ten books

[flat kraken]

twitter

[grim edge]

India , Zimbabwe, Zambia , Albania, Morocco, brazil

Nigeria

I WANNA BE FOUND PASSENGER IN YOUR CAR

[lime lava]

Those are not real countries

[grim edge]

Oh

[graceful lintel]

[lime lava]

Asia is not a country

[graceful lintel]

💀

[boreal coyote]

asia is continent

[graceful lintel]

It's Russia if I'm not wrong

[flat kraken]

my favourite country tennessee 👍

[boreal coyote]

your mom i believe

[jolly warren]

[grim edge]

Slovakia , canada , south africa, south korea , north korea, new Zealand

[jolly warren]

Coulda have gotten a legendary pawn mate

[graceful lintel]

[lime lava]

No, its the combo of japanese/chinese and indian people

[boreal coyote]

oh man im so sorry legit didnt meant it it was a joke fr😭😭😭

[graceful lintel]

😭

💀 😭

[jolly warren]

You did not pay attention to geography class then

[grim edge]

Combo pack

[graceful lintel]

No image perms

[grim edge]

[jolly warren]

What

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Give my elo back

[graceful lintel]

If I had to describe Asia I'd say the same 💀

[grim edge]

You thief

[graceful lintel]

No 💀

[slate owl]

africa

[grim edge]

Theifff

Bye

[graceful lintel]

India Japan china north korean South Korea

[grim edge]

[boreal coyote]

Asia includes the middle east btw

[graceful lintel]

Nooo

[lime lava]

When american think of asia
For them its china only

[jolly warren]

Fr

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[boreal coyote]

yessir

[slate owl]

gae💀

[grim edge]

they think india is in africa (im american)

[slate owl]

[graceful lintel]

Oh shit I still think that

[jolly warren]

Brazil Russia India china sourh Africa

[graceful lintel]

The countries I just named + Pakistan and Bangladesh

[grim edge]

Russia , india , china , Myanmar, Bangladesh, afganistan, Pakistan

[lament jacinth]

Countries moment

[jolly warren]

Looks like they've been skipping geography

[grim edge]

Hi bro

[graceful lintel]

ggs
Don't play Caro kann again

[grim edge]

I will play a5

[jolly warren]

North Korea, south Korea, Japan, Mongolia, combodia, Vietnam, Taiwan

[graceful lintel]

Play Nelson
Nelson good

[grim edge]

Europe, Africa, South America, North America, Australia, Antarctica and your mom

[jolly warren]

What opening do u guys recommend for an intermediate

[graceful lintel]

it's big brain time

[grim edge]

We all know Africa is a country in Asia

[jolly warren]

I think Iran and Iraq belongs in the middle east

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

If you say otherwise you a fake ass mf ong

[jolly warren]

Someone skipped geography

[graceful lintel]

Connect ur account

[grim edge]

No i didnt, thats why i know Bosnia is in America

[jolly warren]

Africa is a continent

[graceful lintel]

Bangladesh

[slate owl]

middle east IS asia

[grim edge]

You a fake ass mf ong, Africa a country, my source being that i know that

@peak plank @restive storm woah

[graceful lintel]

Ong masterzax

[grim edge]

Omfg actually good pfp

[jolly warren]

Bro skipped geography

[grim edge]

i kill queens

[grim edge]

sportacus is the best 🫂

[warm fractal]

china,china,china,china,china,china,china

[grim edge]

Hi icarwi good to see you

[warm fractal]

100%

[grim edge]

I know geography better than y'alls mfs, thats why imma become a citizen of Scandinavia and move to the city of England there

[jolly warren]

That's the country an American only knows

[grim edge]

Cause England is my city 😎

[warm fractal]

I ain't an american

[jolly warren]

Africa is a continent

[grim edge]

hello

[grim edge]

*country in Asia

[jolly warren]

Most American thing an American would say

[warm fractal]

I am just being acting like an american

[warm fractal]

so you are an american?

[acoustic mason]

Africa is just a peninsula in the south of europe

[jolly warren]

Typo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> mcdonaldsfan4491

This is the Chess.com profile of mcdonaldsfan4491. Take a look!

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[warm fractal]

aight bye I have to study physics now

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-dre-hell-yeah-gif-27236108

[graceful lintel]

you too
How's it going

[grim edge]

Great, not as active on discord anymore, yk just focusing on my work, school and new gym routine overall just trying to make my life better :)hbu?

Well Zax results are showing, your new pfp has an exemplary icon on it

[graceful lintel]

Oh great!! Keep grinding
I'm alr going outside to touch grass

[grim edge]

How much sand ya got there?

[graceful lintel]

Why weird reactions

[grim edge]

I need some for some of that glass

[neon parrot]

Some 1200's are so good tactically

You guys need to stop underappreciating ratings

What is your elo?

[grim edge]

good thing i brought my nintendo switch to class cus i had 40mins spare in math

i played mario kart

1200s just wont be knocked out by a tactic as much as someone like a 1000 nor will there be as many opportunities to execute load of tactics but nothing special tbh

[supple imp]

@grim edge kia in a kia going to ikea to get a nokia

[neon parrot]

My 1200 opponents defend the endgame very well, From what I see

I think It's just their 1 move mistakes that hurt them

[grim edge]

Nah

[supple imp]

1200s are bad that's all ik

[viscid jacinth]

heh

[grim edge]

We all suck at endgames

[viscid jacinth]

Maybe you

[neon parrot]

I sturggle to win an endgame while 8 points up

[grim edge]

Ran whats my rating?

[supple imp]

1200s are bad at endgames what are you on

[grim edge]

Then simplify and promote a pawn or smth christ

[supple imp]

You'd lose on time

[grim edge]

Lmfao

[supple imp]

But I like the creativity

The game would abort you

[neon parrot]

Well, All I can say is that I'm a 1200 for 1 month. But I will not stop practicing

Until I get to 1400

[supple imp]

1400 isn't much better

[neon parrot]

For me it is

[supple imp]

You have to keep going back to the tab or you'd auto resign cause you're afk

[supple imp]

Just learn principles and you'll be 1400 in a week

[neon parrot]

Doesnt work like that

[acoustic mason]

Send an ip grabber in the chat then follow up with "oops that's my opening prep. Didn't mean to copy paste it, please ignore"

[neon parrot]

I think I wont get anything above 1400

[supple imp]

It does

1400s aren't great

[neon parrot]

What principles you talking about?

[nimble niche]

why would you need to practise to get to 1400?

im serious, you barely need to play to get 1400

[neon parrot]

No

[supple imp]

Develope, Castle fast, kind safety, attack with pawns, powerful bishop diagonals, piece activity, open file usage

etc.

[solid glen]

Can somebody please send me the game review for this game? https://www.chess.com/live/game/90016815927

[nimble niche]

that's literally what i did and i got to 1400 pretty effortlessly

[worn ice]

r0n224 (1054) vs. Bills310 (1082)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Bc4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Bb5+ Bd7 5. Bxd7+ Nxd7 6. d3 Ngf6 7. h3 e5 8. Bg5 Be7 9. f3 O-O 10. Nd2 h6 11. Bxf6 Nxf6 12. Qe2 Qd6 13. a3 Rac8 14. c3 d4 15. Ne4 Nxe4 16. Qxe4 f6 17. Ne2 Rfe8 18. Qxb7 Rc7 19. Qb4 Qc6 20. O-O Bxb4 21. axb4 f5 22. c4 Qb7 23. b5 e4 24. fxe4 fxe4 25. Nxd4 exd3 26. Rfe1 Rxe1+ 27. Rxe1 Rxc4 28. Nf3 Qxb5 29. Re5 Qxb2 30. g4 Rc1+ 31. Re1 Rxe1+ 32. Nxe1 d2 33. Nd3 d1=Q+ 

[neon parrot]

Just, Stop making stuff easy when it's not

I struggle right now to get above 1200

[supple imp]

But that's literally all you need to get 1600

[supple imp]

Fr

[neon parrot]

I don't beileve in that

I don't believe in this "Just do this and this" advice

It never works from experience

[supple imp]

You need to play 5 games to get a rating

That's your hidden rating ig but it won't count as a real rating on cc till you play 5 games

[nimble niche]

i was 1500 fide when i was 1300 chess.com lmao

[supple imp]

That's the advice I can give

[nimble niche]

i just thought where do i want my pieces to do and how do i get them there

[supple imp]

But for me it was just that easy

[nimble niche]

and i beat a few 1600 fide as a 1300 chess.com rapid

i was 10 years old and barely played chess back then

[grim edge]

gifted

[supple imp]

That's still how you play at the 1900 level but it's just that 1900s know what they want more, know what's better and know how to get there faster

[rough dome]

I wasn't even born when I played my first game with God

[solid glen]

Can somebody please send me the game review for this game? https://www.chess.com/live/game/90016815927

[worn ice]

r0n224 (1054) vs. Bills310 (1082)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. Bc4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Bb5+ Bd7 5. Bxd7+ Nxd7 6. d3 Ngf6 7. h3 e5 8. Bg5 Be7 9. f3 O-O 10. Nd2 h6 11. Bxf6 Nxf6 12. Qe2 Qd6 13. a3 Rac8 14. c3 d4 15. Ne4 Nxe4 16. Qxe4 f6 17. Ne2 Rfe8 18. Qxb7 Rc7 19. Qb4 Qc6 20. O-O Bxb4 21. axb4 f5 22. c4 Qb7 23. b5 e4 24. fxe4 fxe4 25. Nxd4 exd3 26. Rfe1 Rxe1+ 27. Rxe1 Rxc4 28. Nf3 Qxb5 29. Re5 Qxb2 30. g4 Rc1+ 31. Re1 Rxe1+ 32. Nxe1 d2 33. Nd3 d1=Q+ 

[supple imp]

Do you want me to review it on lichess?

[solid glen]

No, I just want to see the elo estimate lol

[grand shore]

hey peopl

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/89912337263?username=the_alien_in_black_mask Is it sus if you beat someone 200 points higher than you whose also cheating?? I just played the guy who played white here and I was just wondering if he's cheating

[worn ice]

SevArka64 (2198) vs. The_alien_in_black_mask (2345)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 Nf6 4. d4 exd4 5. e5 Ne4 6. Qe2 d5 7. exd6 Bf5 8. Nbd2 Bxd6 9. Nxe4 O-O 10. Nxd6 Qxd6 11. Nxd4 Nxd4 12. cxd4 Rfe8 13. Be3 Qb4+ 14. Qd2 Qa4 15. Be2 Rad8 16. b3 Qa3 17. O-O c5 18. d5 Be4 19. d6 Re6 20. Bf4 Rg6 21. Bg3 Re6 22. Bc4 Rf6 23. Qe3 Bc6 24. Bh4 Rg6 25. Bxf7+ Kxf7 26. Qe7+ Kg8 27. Qxd8+ Kf7 28. Qe7+ Kg8 29. Bg3 Qb4 30. d7 Bxd7 31. Qxd7 Rf6 32. Rae1 Rf8 33. Re7 

[rough dome]

I don't remember at this point

[grand shore]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/90058725779

[worn ice]

Turtle-Tickler (1947) vs. polishfighter4202137 (2232)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. b4 Bxb4 5. c3 Ba5 6. d4 exd4 7. Qb3 dxc3 8. Bxf7+ Kf8 9. O-O Nh6 10. Bxh6 gxh6 11. Bh5 d6 12. Qf7# 

[supple imp]

Cause lichess is better for most things

Free and unlimited game review

[solid glen]

True, they give you unlimited puzzles

[viscid jacinth]

Lichess bad

[solid glen]

Yes

[supple imp]

Unlimited puzzles, unlimited lessons, you can create your own lessons and so on

[rough dome]

Lichess is not any opponent its a non profit organization

[viscid jacinth]

French chess rules and not Fide rules + inflation

[solid glen]

Chess.com is good for actually playing, but lichess is good for everything else

[primal mirage]

u can donate yho no?

[nimble niche]

especially when they told me i got 6 acpl in an otb game

[supple imp]

They only make money with donations

[primal mirage]

lichess good for making studies, better than chess.clm

[rough dome]

Fide is in France

[viscid jacinth]

Shit

[supple imp]

Ye

[rough dome]

Lichess has fide rules

[grand shore]

this is true

[solid glen]

Does lichess game review tell you the elo estimate?

[supple imp]

No

[grand shore]

the study feature makes lichess superior imo

[supple imp]

But cc estimate isn't even accurate

[grand shore]

That is inaccurate and irrelevant to development

[rough dome]

You can calculate yourself

[grand shore]

that is a just an ego tool

[supple imp]

It just takes your accuracy and depending on your elo your estimate will be +/-n of your elo

[grand shore]

it makes people feel good so they buy more premium to see it

[viscid jacinth]

You know the rules where if you have an horse and opponent only has a king and a pawn and he runs out of time you win nonetheless

[rough dome]

That's fide rule

[supple imp]

Cc only added that to give dopamine for people that use their site but its not actually usefull

[grand shore]

this

[primal mirage]

bcuz u can checkmate

[solid glen]

yes, thats why I want it

[supple imp]

The only reason cc is more popular than lichess is because it got really lucky with the name

If you search up chess, cc will show up first

[rough dome]

<@&745328830649991179>

[stable geode]

Hi yalls

💀

[supple imp]

I don't think they can warn me for that

I'm not even saying cc is bad

[echo kestrel]

I just played the worst 2200 in history

After playing 2 people who played like engines

[supple imp]

Cc is probably still top 2 chess sites

[rough dome]

Just wanted you to get banned

[primal mirage]

domq wtf ur gay

[supple imp]

Maybe he's just having a bad day

[primal mirage]

why the f u here get out doma

Stop being gay and get out

[supple imp]

Why though?

[rough dome]

🤔

[echo kestrel]

Oh yeah rip I just realized he's lost 50 points today.. oof

First off, he took the bishop here instead of trading queens and saving the rook

[supple imp]

he needs to call it a day

[echo kestrel]

Then resigned in this position. I'd NEVER resign here

[echo kestrel]

Fr 😭

[rough dome]

Lichess has lot of cheaters

[supple imp]

I created my account a few months ago and no joke my 4rth opponent was a 2300 elo cheater

[grim edge]

this is true

[supple imp]

Then on my 15th game I played another cheater

They took 2 months to ban him

Both sites have a lot of cheaters

[echo kestrel]

Wow rip..

[supple imp]

Same I'd try create a fortress, but if I have a bad day I'd probably resign just to get it over with

[glossy oak]

how do i solve this

[primal mirage]

nc6

double atk queen bishop

[echo kestrel]

I legit remember the time I was playing in a big tournament on lichess (not too big, but it costed money to get into) and it was a grade level tournament. (I was in like 9th grade back then.) The prizes were literally just trophies (irl trophies) and the kid in second got banned for cheating LOL

[glossy oak]

damn i didnt see that, thanks btw

[primal mirage]

yw

[supple imp]

Lol

[grim edge]

@fallen valley you're a prick

[silk thorn]

...

[supple imp]

It happens so often in big online tournaments though

[fallen valley]

<@&745328830649991179>

Harassment

[supple imp]

Snitching on him by calling mods is just proving his point tbh

[viscid jacinth]

That was random

[supple imp]

Fr

[viscid jacinth]

Which point lol

[supple imp]

I'd rather not get mods called on me

[fallen valley]

He harassed me in DMs yesterday

[viscid jacinth]

274 hours yet i still suck

[light cosmos]

What’s your Elo

[fallen valley]

You're better than like 95% of chess players on earth bro

[supple imp]

Ah ok, you should probably send ss to a mod in dms

[supple imp]

I'm better than 99% yet I still suck

[fallen valley]

Same tbh

[viscid jacinth]

1562

[supple imp]

You'd have to be at least 2200 before you consider that you don't suck

[viscid jacinth]

maybe because they dont focus at chess???

Blitz 847

I aint fast

[fallen valley]

My apologies, you're better than 98% of players

[fossil epoch]

speed doesn't mean skill tho

[viscid jacinth]

Slow but bad

[bright folio]

yea u all r nub

[supple imp]

Damn

@fallen valley what percentile is 1900

[primal mirage]

damn 1500 is rly 98.2 percentile?

[supple imp]

Even though they're so bad

[fallen valley]

I don't know about 1900 exactly, but here is my current placement

[supple imp]

That's wild

[viscid jacinth]

I am stronger i am smarter

I remember when 1500 was 95%

[primal mirage]

ig ppl improving quicker than new ppl coming

[supple imp]

No

It's the opposite

[primal mirage]

oh yeh myb

[supple imp]

New people are coming too fast and losing their first matches making the average much lower

I said this would happen a couple months back

[wraith snow]

True

[primal mirage]

ic

[fallen valley]

Chess com has gained nearly 10 million users this year alone

[wraith snow]

Being 1200 is a choice

[fallen valley]

50th percentile is like 700 now

[wraith snow]

700 should at least be 20th percentile

[crystal jewel]

bruh

[supple imp]

Either way no matter what they choose they'll eventually drop to 300

[viscid jacinth]

Oh its average

[crystal jewel]

after it loaded my theme got reset somehow

[supple imp]

When I joined 800 was 50th percentile

[grim edge]

Bruh 700 is average 💀

[crystal jewel]

Yo where did my theme go lol

[wraith snow]

I think 1600 should be the 50th percentile

[lime lava]

Play blindfolded then

[crystal jewel]

couldnt click pieces

[viscid jacinth]

Maybe touching grass should be 100 percentile

[viscid jacinth]

Like not every person is gonna focus on chess dawg

[lime lava]

Offer draw maybe

[supple imp]

That wouldn't even make sense g

[wraith snow]

💀

[viscid jacinth]

Can you do a pullup

[lime lava]

[crystal jewel]

did chess.com delete the board from their images or sth

[wraith snow]

Why not

[viscid jacinth]

Can you put basketball in a hoop one time

[supple imp]

Gaining elo is supposed to be an exponential increase not a split 50/50

[grim edge]

Istg the percentiles on chess.com inflated, loads of people just come in and abandon their low rating accounts

[supple imp]

And if the average is 1600 it just means there would be a huge inflation with higher elos

[viscid jacinth]

Why focus on percentile anyways

[crystal jewel]

it actually isnt loading

[viscid jacinth]

You suck nonetheless

[wraith snow]

I think 1500 elo should be the begginer elo mark to intermediate

[supple imp]

That'd mean current 1600s would become 2400

[grim edge]

You dont suck?

[viscid jacinth]

Blind chess

[viscid jacinth]

You trolling

[supple imp]

By changing the elo you're not changing the average skill of a player

[wraith snow]

Yeah ig

[crystal jewel]

lmao

[primal mirage]

till 1400 is beginner, till 2000 intermediate, above 2000 expert

[wraith snow]

Chess is dead anyway right

[primal mirage]

agreed

[fallen valley]

Only accounts active in the past 30 days are included in the percentile/world ranking

[supple imp]

Not even close

[supple imp]

Wildly inaccurate

[grim edge]

Damn, that sucks then

[wraith snow]

Chess doesn't help me pull girls or make me popular

[primal mirage]

not inaccurate, just accurate

[wraith snow]

And I'm 1700

[viscid jacinth]

Right to make it more messed up

[supple imp]

Ye and not playing chess also won't make you popular with the ladies

[primal mirage]

everything till 1400 and u still dont understand most or all concepts, otherwise ud be above

[viscid jacinth]

1500 and 1200 are the same anyways

[crystal jewel]

can yall see your chess boards?

[primal mirage]

are they 💀💀

[wraith snow]

Ig I should hit the gym mote

[supple imp]

1200 beginner 1800 intermediate 2200 advanced anything above 2200 expert

[viscid jacinth]

Blind chess

[crystal jewel]

no

[primal mirage]

hm

[mild apex]

let me check

[viscid jacinth]

1200 beginner wtf?????

800 is beginner

[wraith snow]

Yeah 1200 rated players are kinda rusty

[supple imp]

I'm the most athletic guy in my class I promise you it ain't gonna get you a gf

[mild apex]

@crystal jewel i can see mine

prob your wifi

[viscid jacinth]

Like anyone who knows how pieces move are beginners

[crystal jewel]

cant see any chess board weir

[viscid jacinth]

People who know how to use pieces and do tricks with them are intermediates

[mild apex]

wats en passant?

[solid glen]

I feel like most people on chess.com are like 600 - 900, so calling 1200 beginner is a bit unfair

[mild apex]

intermediate

[primal mirage]

well ur a beginner until u understand most concepts ngl

[viscid jacinth]

People who have mastered the tactics and shit are advanced

[crystal jewel]

wait nvm it worked now after some refreshing

[wraith snow]

Yeah that's why intermediates are hard to dirrfience from begginers

[supple imp]

Average is 700 but it doesn't change the fact that 100-1199 elo players are all garbage

[mild apex]

wifi issue

they are ez, they hang pieces

[wraith snow]

It's alr they probably kids lol

[viscid jacinth]

800- beginner
1200- intermediate
1800- advanced

[solid glen]

Tbh, not really, I myself am 1000 and I bet I could at least put up a good fight against the 1200

[supple imp]

1200 to 1800 is definitely not advanced @viscid jacinth

[mild apex]

1000-1400 are trash, they hang pieces

[supple imp]

Stop trynna glaze yourself

[solid glen]

That is something I can agree with

[mild apex]

ran wrote intermediate, wat u on?

[vivid sparrow]

anyone wanna play chess?

[viscid jacinth]

Read again

[solid glen]

What's your elo?

[supple imp]

100-2200 are garbage

[mild apex]

not 1000-1400

[viscid jacinth]

Maybe learn reading next time subniff

[primal mirage]

no shit 1000-1400 are not good, they dont understand all concepts yet or hang shit

[crystal jewel]

[grim edge]

No 800 is good it’s above average

[wraith snow]

Even at 1700 to

[mild apex]

ive not been a 2000 yet, once i be 2300, i can say that

[lament jacinth]

100s are amazing wdym

[solid glen]

Why does it say 1600-1799 in your roles?

[lament jacinth]

Lower the elo stronger the player you guys

[supple imp]

@grim edge being above average doesn't change the fact that you're bad

[viscid jacinth]

700s are new to chess

[primal mirage]

true, but the higher the less they hang. Atleast at 1700 they understand most concepts and can apply them in game

[grim edge]

1000-1400 is good you know like 700 is average

[minor gazelle]

anything above 100's above avg there's 8b ppl in the world and 100m chess.com users

[mild apex]

connect your old

[lapis brook]

refresh

[supple imp]

I've been 2000 and I still felt like I'm bad but 2200s just seems like a whole different level

[primal mirage]

damn

[mild apex]

bug house?

[crystal jewel]

normal

[grim edge]

I mean your better then the average so that good

[mild apex]

they tryinghard

[mild apex]

issue

[lapis brook]

photoshop

[mild apex]

why? banned?

[supple imp]

Being above average doesn't mean you're good

[viscid jacinth]

Hlo

[primal mirage]

2200s blunder a lot still though, they just dont blunder big pieces

[supple imp]

It's just means the average person is bad/a beginner

[grim edge]

Ya but your better then average

[mild apex]

no one cares bout puzzles here

[primal mirage]

Usually 2200 endgames suck ngl

just beat them there

[lament jacinth]

Simpletons can't even reach 24 elo like me

[mild apex]

i suck

[supple imp]

Ye ig

[primal mirage]

Man haerin my bias too

[mild apex]

noice

[primal mirage]

Mostly cuz cat shaped eyes my type XD

[mild apex]

ok....

[wraith snow]

U realise anyone that's starts after the age of 14 will never become 2600 elo

[primal mirage]

true

[lament jacinth]

Friends does anyone wanna play chess with me

[primal mirage]

well besides i u put a butt plug like hans

Ull be 2600 in no time

Didnt he ... He sus af

[mild apex]

wha bout yeji??

[primal mirage]

That grow though

[wraith snow]

I started at 7 and chess is hard enough can't imagine starting at 14

[lament jacinth]

When hans lost to a child IM

[primal mirage]

yeah defo too

[mild apex]

k

[primal mirage]

Not many ppl grow that much that old though

[supple imp]

I started less than 2 years ago yet I'm better than you

[primal mirage]

All top players became top players i ntheir youth

[mild apex]

u tryna joke bout age?

[grim edge]

Can you imagine starting at almost 16?

[vivid sparrow]

1v1?

[grim edge]

With just 1 year under the belt?

[primal mirage]

props if u start late tho, just wont be top world

[wraith snow]

What's ur elo

[mild apex]

<@&745328830649991179> underage

[supple imp]

You can't say anyone that starts after 14 can't become 2600 definitively

[grim edge]

No thanks

[vivid sparrow]

alri

[supple imp]

ex 2000 currently 1900 I think

[mild apex]

u r jokin bout it

[primal mirage]

its true based on the events rn, maybe itll happen one day but as of now ..m no

[wraith snow]

Damn u gifted or smthing

[lament jacinth]

Kinda obvious he's not 6

[primal mirage]

well 2700+*

2600 maybe possible with a lot of hard work

[supple imp]

Ig

[lament jacinth]

L ping

[mild apex]

well, jokin bout age is a serious crime

[primal mirage]

but 2700+ just after 14 is hard cuz its a bit too late

[grim edge]

I should get to playing some chess ngl

[lament jacinth]

In different contexts, not in this context

[coral quartz]

I joke about my age once

[lament jacinth]

Guys I'm 5 months old

[mild apex]

real, but whatever, im doin the ping

[mild apex]

u r trolling

[wraith snow]

Is 1700 at 14 good?

[lament jacinth]

Who are you to say thay

[primal mirage]

yeah Y not, decent

[lament jacinth]

Goo goo ga ga

[primal mirage]

lmao

[mild apex]

im cat, meoww

[grim edge]

How much time you been playing?

[wraith snow]

Like 5 times every week

[lament jacinth]

Lying about your identity on discord is a serious crime

@sebermodis

[grim edge]

I meant like since when, like how long you been doing that?

[primal mirage]

thats untrue, but ilthe future top 50 is

maybe 1 future top 50 player who is below 2400 XD

[wraith snow]

Like 5 yrs I got into the game

[mild apex]

real, i believe that not everyone uses their real identity for username

[grim edge]

Its good ig

[wraith snow]

I think 2 yrs ago I got serious

[mild apex]

bros locked out

[lament jacinth]

Im turning 6 months old in a few days you guys

[crystal jewel]

f i threw a draw

[digital phoenix]

im so good at basketball frfr

[mild apex]

i once threw a win and ended lost

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel I will be quitting discord for the next 3 months, see u next year. Good luck with ur Tournaments btw.

[grim edge]

How good?

[mild apex]

do a dunk

[lament jacinth]

Texting from the womb

[crystal jewel]

[fringe pendant]

Marianna trench

[digital phoenix]

i beat a club player in a 1v1 im still bad

[digital phoenix]

i cant dunk for shit

[fringe pendant]

Club players are dubious

[mild apex]

air ball then, 3 point

[grim edge]

Thats a good start

[digital phoenix]

but i hit 3 3 pointers in a row and that makes me feel good enough so

[echo kestrel]

I could destroy one...

[lament jacinth]

Check dms

[echo kestrel]

Even 2200s are proving to not be that difficult to beat

[digital phoenix]

dude neither can u dunk

[grim edge]

I am the top basketball mf in my class which shows how shit the competition is

[mild apex]

noice, i once hav straight 3 pointers, now i barely do shit

[lament jacinth]

Don't have to 😎

[wraith snow]

Did u watch Hikarus botez gambit speedrun

[digital phoenix]

i was best football and futsal player throughout school

[grim edge]

Classic right, left, jump and shoot the ball into the basket works like a dream

[mild apex]

i am best at sleeping in skool

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[mild apex]

i sleep throughout the day

and get good grades

[slate owl]

hello kitties

[digital phoenix]

the amount of random no look back shots ive somehow entered is unreal

[mild apex]

cant imagine

[digital phoenix]

bruh

[mild apex]

ye

[grim edge]

Kings will help me when im school

[mild apex]

everywhere has football, just msia aint capabale for wc

[digital phoenix]

absolute dogshit national team but yes

[slate owl]

shove it up ur butt

[digital phoenix]

dude usa is shit in football