💬〡general-off-topic

[boreal cosmos]

no correlation

[cloud garnet]

Where is events?

[boreal cosmos]

cool

[inland shore]

This was so beautifull

[last verge]

i got hungry and ate the whole channel

[stable mirage]

#💬〡event-chat ?

[cloud garnet]

SaltyMarkus- Chesscoach do you know why I dont see the events channel?

[cloud garnet]

there should be a channel

[boreal cosmos]

i won't reply if you misspronounce my name

[cloud garnet]

well you kinda did

[inland shore]

Not to be offensive but you just replied...

[boreal cosmos]

ok i wont

[stable mirage]

oh idk

[rocky vale]

It's not mate

[inland shore]

?? How

[rocky vale]

Rook block

[boreal cosmos]

its not a channel smart guy 🙂 it shows 4 events that are due to happen

hence why you dont see the channel

[cloud garnet]

ty cheesecoach

[inland shore]

;-;

[queen mortar]

OMG it's mighty Markus

[boreal cosmos]

correct

[rocky vale]

Isn't it true

[queen mortar]

@boreal cosmos im your biggest fan, please sign my dog

[boreal cosmos]

no

[queen mortar]

Why

She's OK with that

[boreal cosmos]

10 bucks and il do it

lol i need to save up for a chess book

[inland shore]

Yeah it's not mate ig but it's M1

[queen mortar]

I have 0.2 usd on PayPal

[boreal cosmos]

[queen mortar]

Why

[rocky vale]

Yes

[stable mirage]

their life savings??

[boreal cosmos]

no reason

[queen mortar]

What book oh great mighty Markus the ruler of the chess teachers

[boreal cosmos]

theoretical rook endings, but its not out yet

[stable mirage]

why would they donate their life savings

[queen mortar]

@boreal cosmos will you sign my dog if I make you a ukulele song about how great and mighty you are

[boreal cosmos]

no

imma go read a book now

cya all

[queen mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-fun-gif-20101378

[cloud garnet]

what book may I ask?

[queen mortar]

Have fun you dork

[cloud garnet]

ayo

[boreal cosmos]

i alr wrote about it

[cloud garnet]

where

[stable mirage]

:o

[tulip lichen]

@cloud garnet you can achieve your goal today bro

[boreal cosmos]

in the chat..

[grim edge]

guys

[cloud garnet]

where

[tulip lichen]

wsg soapy boy

[cloud garnet]

how?

[boreal cosmos]

bye now

[cloud garnet]

so you didnt

[grim edge]

who wanna vc and watch me try n beat the nelson bot

[boreal cosmos]

ok lets say i didn't since you cant find it in the chat, by scrolling up.

[tulip lichen]

just win 5 games

where yo title at lil bro

go get a job

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/mataneven-matan-matan-evan-bill-clinton-kid-name-10-books-gif-9376107092574297393

[cloud garnet]

kinda hard you know

[rocky vale]

Shall I

[cloud garnet]

NAME 10 BOOKS

[grim edge]

hhi

[tulip lichen]

ok sure bro

[grim edge]

game of thrones

[tulip lichen]

just don't play rapid like you're playing in bullet and actualy think

[restive storm]

one punch man is my favourite anime and manga

[cloud garnet]

Those are not books those are Manga

[restive storm]

nope

[rocky vale]

That's not a book, name a book

[tulip lichen]

the book is NOT called game of thrones💀

[cloud garnet]

kinda hard

[last verge]

ive gained a newfound respect for 1600s

[grim edge]

ik

[cloud garnet]

thats the joke

[grim edge]

its the meme bruh

[restive storm]

btw why did you as me that

[tulip lichen]

ok bro so if you had to focus at smth for 5 minutes for 100k would you do it

[restive storm]

what the hell 💀

[tulip lichen]

yeah i know

[cloud garnet]

no

[tulip lichen]

i'm following the script lil bro

[tulip lichen]

wow

[cloud garnet]

its not 5 min tho

[tulip lichen]

this is what tiktok did to you my bro

[cloud garnet]

20 min * 5

[tulip lichen]

better delete it quick yk

[cloud garnet]

I dont have Tiktok

[tulip lichen]

get off shorts

[cloud garnet]

Im wearing Jeans

[tulip lichen]

fr

[cloud garnet]

jk

hahahahahahahaha

[grim edge]

Any1?

[cloud garnet]

family guy + phonk + short

= success

[tulip lichen]

not rn i gotta do my homework in 5m probably

[grim edge]

11pm chess hits different fr

[cloud garnet]

me at 3 am be like

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-chair-spinning-think-gif-16201240

[grim edge]

@cloud garnet

3am chess also goes hard fr

[grim edge]

posture go brr

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

[rocky vale]

6am chess go even harder

[cloud garnet]

nahhh

[rocky vale]

Fr

It kicks

[cloud garnet]

I remember playing to go up a league and the first place was in the Philippines and it was like 4 am there so I won 1 more game I imagine him waking up still in his league @rocky vale

lol

[rocky vale]

Holy shoot you're competitive

[cloud garnet]

It was the final one

only 1 player goes up

I was 5 place I think

[grim edge]

did that this morning before school and man
I hit 500 elo while doing that
(not much but its aight)

[cloud garnet]

did you sleep before?

[grim edge]

2 hours of sleep

[cloud garnet]

why

[rocky vale]

Not much but the grind

[grim edge]

too tired to sleep

[cloud garnet]

??

[grim edge]

exactly
the grind is what matters

[rocky vale]

Soon you'll pass me with that mindset

[cloud garnet]

@grim edgeyour a Russian speaker from Afrika?

[grim edge]

whats your elo?

[grim edge]

nah im egyptian
i just have my name in cyrillic

[rocky vale]

1702

[cloud garnet]

you know it says Alexis? right?

[grim edge]

yup

[grim edge]

dayum
wish me luck bro 🤞

[rotund glen]

Howdy

[grim edge]

howdy

[rocky vale]

I am rooting for you

[cloud garnet]

@grim edgeDid you see the pyramids?

[grim edge]

yup

[cloud garnet]

btw we are neighbors

Im from Israel

[grim edge]

thanks bro

[grim edge]

oh nice

[rotund glen]

Hi

[cloud garnet]

@rotund glenMartin is that you?

[rotund glen]

Yes babe

[cloud garnet]

500-999 ello thats wrong

[rotund glen]

Oh shit

[cloud garnet]

arent you like 400?

200?

[compact mantle]

250

I guess he trained

[rotund glen]

250 I bought a botted chess account

[cloud garnet]

the bot is grinding

hes evolving

[compact mantle]

Fr

[rotund glen]

I’m gonna break both of your legs

[cloud garnet]

ty?

[compact mantle]

I’d like to see you try

[rotund glen]

Ur welcome

[cloud garnet]

lol I broke both my arms already

[compact mantle]

That’s tuff

[rotund glen]

Whatever circumstances that led up to that just know it was because of me

[cloud garnet]

nah second time I broke two of my bones in my arm I didnt care continued school took the bus went home and told my family went to the hospital....@compact mantle

[compact mantle]

Bruh

Did u just not feel anything

[cloud garnet]

I felt pain

I just didnt care

[compact mantle]

Right

Ah so it wasn’t too badd

[cloud garnet]

it was

[compact mantle]

How deep were the tears

[cloud garnet]

I just didnt care

[cloud garnet]

Idk

[cloud garnet]

lol

soccer

[void fjord]

Well that’s kinda stupid cause it’s harder to set a bone that is swollen and inflamed…😦

[compact mantle]

You didn’t get to see a x ray picture?

[cloud garnet]

I did

[cloud garnet]

It wasnt that hard

[compact mantle]

Probably it wasn’t fully broken

[cloud garnet]

of course

[compact mantle]

Did it have to be set?

Yeah I figured so

[rotund glen]

It’s called football

[void fjord]

Mmm stress fracture…

[compact mantle]

Yes

Some tear in the bone tissue

[cloud garnet]

Soccer ball fracture…

[void fjord]

Skill issue fracture…💀

[cloud garnet]

hahahaha

[compact mantle]

How tf u break an arm during soccer

[rotund glen]

It is football

[cloud garnet]

the doctor asked how did it happen I should have told him skill issue

[compact mantle]

Shut up

[rotund glen]

Uncultured swine

[stable mirage]

break ur foot while playing football

very simple

[compact mantle]

No I know it’s football but for communication purposes I say soccer

[grim edge]

Break your foot while playing chess

Very simple

[compact mantle]

I broke a toe almost during football

[stable mirage]

damn that’s a new one

[grim edge]

Yea i made it up

[rotund glen]

Questionable choice but okay

[cloud garnet]

he wishes you good luck

[rotund glen]

It’s better to be correct than to blend in

[stable mirage]

maybe I’ll use that tactic

[cloud garnet]

tell him that too

[grim edge]

Break a leg during chess

[cloud garnet]

break the opponents hands win on time

[stable mirage]

knight attack !!

[compact mantle]

For you it might be

[stable mirage]

I don’t think the arbiter would like that

[rotund glen]

It’s called a horsey not a knight

[compact mantle]

Works in chessboxing too

[stable mirage]

I’m just reading the opening name

[rotund glen]

Indeed, when you happen to be a GM like me your intellect is above par

[cloud garnet]

chess mma

lol

[compact mantle]

Note that hikaru’s IQ was estimated at around 100

[cloud garnet]

chess super slap

[void fjord]

Fixed ^

[compact mantle]

That would be fire

[cloud garnet]

1 slap 1 move

[compact mantle]

Oh naw

[cloud garnet]

hahahahahaha

[rotund glen]

Bobby Fischer was 180 and Magnus was 190 Hilaru is different

[cloud garnet]

no their iq isnt that high

[compact mantle]

Still there’s no correlation between a high IQ and being a good GM

[stable mirage]

??

[cloud garnet]

Chess is recognizing patterns and memory mostly in highly rated games

[rotund glen]

Nuh uh

[compact mantle]

Anyone can get gm if they put enough time in it

[stable mirage]

not really

[cloud garnet]

GOTHAM CHESS

[rotund glen]

Actually I heard you have to start real young

[compact mantle]

He could’ve if he didn’t have yt

[void fjord]

If they can get that time.>>>>>>>>>>>☝️

[compact mantle]

Yes that’s what I meant

[rotund glen]

Like me you have to start grinding chess from inception if you wanna be a gm

[cloud garnet]

I learnt to play chess when I was 4

[compact mantle]

Like 10-15 years

[compact mantle]

That is indeed my point

[rotund glen]

Yeah and for years all you knew was how to move the pieces you didn’t improve because you weren’t vigorously studying

[cloud garnet]

they have to have lots of money too

[rocky vale]

@rotund glen I like your banner

[rotund glen]

My kids are super GMS now

[compact mantle]

Me too

[cloud garnet]

Yep I just came back to chees like 8 months ago

[grim edge]

:3c

[rotund glen]

[stable mirage]

:3

[compact mantle]

I had a long break too

[void fjord]

Real kids…

[grim edge]

mrrp meow meow

[cloud garnet]

I didnt have a break

jk

[void fjord]

Meow

[compact mantle]

Mine was like 3 years

[cloud garnet]

when I was 7 I was in a chess club for one year

lol

[compact mantle]

Ohh

[grim edge]

meow meow nya

[compact mantle]

So you never rlly played much

[cloud garnet]

wdym

[compact mantle]

You only played for a year?

[stable mirage]

nyaaa~

[void fjord]

I was like 10

[cloud garnet]

I was in the chess club for only 1 year

[compact mantle]

I joined a chess club at 10 aswell

[compact mantle]

Yeah

[stable mirage]

hi pain

[pine bison]

Allo

[compact mantle]

Hallo

[cloud garnet]

@pine bisona positive name

[pine bison]

Truly

[compact mantle]

It could be

[pine bison]

[cloud garnet]

@pine bisona girl?

hahahahahhahaha

[pine bison]

Why, wanna e-date me?

[cloud garnet]

No I just understood from the name your a girl

[pine bison]

Does pain sound feminine?

[cloud garnet]

wanted to be sure

[compact mantle]

Nah bro you shoulda said it like ‘i’m in pain😏’

[void fjord]

Sure

[pine bison]

I see

[compact mantle]

Respectfully

[restive storm]

real

[pine bison]

Anyways back to cyberpunk I go

Byebye

[cloud garnet]

you meant you saw

going back to chess

https://tenor.com/view/stay-hard-run-workout-do-you-running-gif-17251391

[compact mantle]

Chess is a painful game ngl

[compact mantle]

🐐

[cloud garnet]

everything that doesnt kill you makes you stronger

[compact mantle]

Except amputations

And CTE

[cloud garnet]

metal is stronger than meat

[compact mantle]

But not as functional

I prefer meat

[cloud garnet]

cannibal joke

[stable mirage]

that’s what she said

don’t ask

[compact mantle]

Ngl u shoulda said that abt my comment

[stable mirage]

nah too obvious

[void fjord]

Yo?! We talking music!?

[pine bison]

no the game

[normal hatch]

yes

[cloud garnet]

@pine bisondo you think man and woman are equal?

[bright glade]

oh look a new member to the server

[sleek zealot]

i played counter strike for the first time today

[pine bison]

in general, yes of course

[void fjord]

Oh nevermind I just don’t meet many people that enjoy that genre

[cloud garnet]

in sports too?

[compact mantle]

Bro, you’ll get a to if u talk politics too much yk

[cloud garnet]

its philosophy

[sleek zealot]

wait- ur not mod anymore?

[cloud garnet]

plus I have a second account @compact mantle

[compact mantle]

Which sadly, mixes with politivs

[pine bison]

nope!

[tall orchid]

@pine bison guess whos back

[compact mantle]

Clever

[bright glade]

you?

[pine bison]

yea i know

[fallen wadi]

The hacker

Hans Niemann

[tall orchid]

yea

[sleek zealot]

aw :( i know i had a lot of hate towards yall i just wanted you to know none of it was serious

[fallen wadi]

Hans NIEMANN

[compact mantle]

It was, don’t lie

[sleek zealot]

as in like the mod team

[pine bison]

no hard feelings lol

[sleek zealot]

it was not

[compact mantle]

[sleek zealot]

no real reason to hate anyone here

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantlelook at dms in 1 sec

[fallen wadi]

Dawg y’all Seen Hans Niemann

He was right there

U are all blind

[compact mantle]

Yes and I frankly don’t care

[fallen wadi]

bros thinks he’s hikaru

[stable mirage]

I hate myself

[compact mantle]

Yeah I’m his cousin

[sleek zealot]

why

[stable mirage]

everything

[sleek zealot]

real specific

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle look at dms

[compact mantle]

at least you have self awareness

[compact mantle]

Rn they empty

[cloud garnet]

my name is Dimitrious De Markus the third

[drowsy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1158314101676707841/image.png?ex=651c7452&is=651b22d2&hm=53bd741396481c8a84890a4438593a091c1853fa49bca0aca1742df5c640f020&

[stable mirage]

it’s great

[sleek zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-chuck-mcgill-chicanery-breakdown-gif-25422432

[drowsy crest]

there was nothing they could do

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050715620834017320/1158249252791779398/Snapinsta.app_video_383956648_676502197771789_7976503002408211263_n.mp4?ex=651b8f2d&is=651a3dad&hm=a4ac65956f4c8084d2decae00d12137be9f97baf73c4e065a3bd992a3dabf9a7&

[compact mantle]

It truly is

[drowsy crest]

avg teenager pack

be depressed hate yourself

[cloud garnet]

https://youtu.be/1IRqxAWxsbo?si=pSNrX44-ebUtJgMm

[sleek zealot]

fr tho

[drowsy crest]

if someone else enters your life, make them hate themself too

[sleek zealot]

no one will ever make me hate myself

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[fallen wadi]

Bro serves his country

[drowsy crest]

YOUR ADOPTEDD

[compact mantle]

I’d never suggest hating yourself tho

[sleek zealot]

i dont think that man could serve himself

[drowsy crest]

bro is the reason japan didnt counter attack

[sleek zealot]

im not tho

[drowsy crest]

your under 6 ft

[sleek zealot]

im not tho

[drowsy crest]

SHIT I HAVE SCHOOL IN FEW HOURS

I DIDNT SLEEP NO

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestwdym

[sleek zealot]

idiot

[drowsy crest]

I THOUGHT IT WAS SUNDAY

[cloud garnet]

11.53 pm

[drowsy crest]

4 am for me

💀

[sleek zealot]

timezones 🤯🤯🤯

[cloud garnet]

3.5 hours of sleep

[cloud garnet]

China

[compact mantle]

Shoulda been normal with ya sleep schedule

[terse granite]

Imagine if not being 4 pm for you

[cloud garnet]

joins the chat

[drowsy crest]

when bro finds out about time zones

[fallen wadi]

Nah 💀

[sleek zealot]

can you keep trying to make me hate myself its fun

[drowsy crest]

your girlfriend left you

[sleek zealot]

never had one

[drowsy crest]

your parents dont love you

[sleek zealot]

they do

[hearty glacier]

hmmm

[cloud garnet]

China joins the chat

[compact mantle]

Bro thought he did something

[hearty glacier]

but but he did not edit

[sleek zealot]

it doesnt make sense not to ever have parents does it

[drowsy crest]

orphans 💀

well technically they did have em

[sleek zealot]

do you think orphans just appeared out of nowhere??

[compact mantle]

Exactly

[drowsy crest]

some of em never saw em

[hearty glacier]

but the had them

[drowsy crest]

reminds me of my homework

[hearty glacier]

soooo u loose this on fobby

[drowsy crest]

bai

[drowsy crest]

I dont lose

[sleek zealot]

imma go to sleep now (i still love myself and wish everyone else a good night)

[compact mantle]

Cheers

[sleek zealot]

(not like a narcissist)

[drowsy crest]

goodd night mister tom in a suit

[sleek zealot]

pfp goes hard tho

[drowsy crest]

No cap

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestgo sleep 3.5 hours

[hearty glacier]

gn

[sleek zealot]

gn!!!

[drowsy crest]

school starts at 6

[cloud garnet]

bruh

[drowsy crest]

💀

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestwhere are you from

[drowsy crest]

which country has 4 am rn

[last verge]

what up chat

[hearty glacier]

damn u dont know how timezone works?à

[compact mantle]

Boys should I use my real face as pfp or is that unwise💀

[cloud garnet]

not my country thats for sure

[compact mantle]

As in my current face

[grim edge]

:3c

[compact mantle]

Not me as a baby

[drowsy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/bread-bread-ok-tiktok-gif-23253974

[drowsy crest]

unwise

[hearty glacier]

if u not underage i dont see why not

[cloud garnet]

Australia, Western Australia, Perth Tue 04:58

[compact mantle]

I’m not underage

[drowsy crest]

put an uwu cat girl

[cloud garnet]

China, Shanghai Municipality, Shanghai Tue 04:59

Hong Kong, Hong Kong Tue 04:59

@drowsy crestIDK

[compact mantle]

You really need sleep, your brain appears to be malfunctioning

[compact mantle]

Aight cool

[cloud garnet]

Vietnam, Hanoi Tue 03:59

Are you Vietnamizes?

[hearty glacier]

well yeh if u want to use it use it but keep in mind people can know who u are if they reverse search or whatever

[drowsy crest]

bro i was kidding its exactly 6 am here

[drowsy crest]

say uwu for me once

[cloud garnet]

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE 12.01 AM

[hearty glacier]

hey fobby you sound like someone that think attack on titans is underrated

[cloud garnet]

SOUTH KOREA?

[drowsy crest]

no

[hearty glacier]

hmmm middle east?

[drowsy crest]

perfectly rated tbh

[hearty glacier]

meant to say overrate *

[drowsy crest]

you sound like someone who calls one piece underrated

[cloud garnet]

WDYM its the only one in 6 am

[hearty glacier]

manga yes , anime no

[drowsy crest]

wrong its 6:02 here and its not south korea

[hearty glacier]

anime is overrated af

[cloud garnet]

lol lier

[drowsy crest]

not lying

[compact mantle]

Not today bruv

[drowsy crest]

just once

[rocky vale]

Play chess now

[rotund glen]

Hai OwO

[compact mantle]

I aint that guy pal

[drowsy crest]

i got school in half an hour

[rocky vale]

DO IT

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestTokyo? Seol?

[drowsy crest]

bro put the rizz on

[drowsy crest]

its japan 💀

[compact mantle]

Lightskin you know I had to

[hearty glacier]

fobby u indian

[drowsy crest]

precisely

[rotund glen]

I pulled my kids out of school and all they know is chess

[rocky vale]

Damn that sucks

[rotund glen]

Can’t do basic math but they can play a good Sicilian

[drowsy crest]

I am alex from microsoft

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestIm trying to be specific Il geuss the school too

[rotund glen]

Ok

[sudden shale]

that’s impressive

[drowsy crest]

dont even think about it

[compact mantle]

Same man

Math is hard

[drowsy crest]

good choice sir martin

[rotund glen]

You’re not as good as my kids don’t even pretend

[sudden shale]

good Sicilian play is harder

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestdo you want a chess bullete 1 min game?

[hearty glacier]

u had a in 2

[compact mantle]

I aint pretending anything mate

[drowsy crest]

sure

[rotund glen]

I can out Sicilian you any day

[compact mantle]

Yes of course

I don’t doubt you

[hearty glacier]

fight fight fight

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestsent

[rotund glen]

So can my kids but I beat them all the time too

[compact mantle]

💀💀

[last verge]

why bro rizzing me up in his pfp

[rocky vale]

@last verge My duck

[compact mantle]

😏

[hearty glacier]

martin in a few years : i wonder why they threw me in a nursing home

[cloud garnet]

@drowsy crestJAPANESE

[drowsy crest]

NO

[last verge]

dog face scan(170 elo)

[compact mantle]

I have other pictures of my lightskin ass being a lightscan

[drowsy crest]

😂 bro thought he could outwit me

[sharp galleon]

the blitz leaderboard is rigged

[compact mantle]

But I like this one

[rotund glen]

I’ll outlive my kids damned they put me in a nursing home

[cloud garnet]

ok lets play

1 min

[drowsy crest]

dnes knil

[drowsy crest]

💀

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[rotund glen]

Is this supposed to be demotivating

[compact mantle]

Idk

It’s a reality check

[rocky vale]

I don't make mistakes

[compact mantle]

If you’re a gambling addict who happened to win the lottery it doesn’t mean it’s gonna be any good for you in the long run

[rocky vale]

Lottery isn't gambling

[compact mantle]

That’s not what I said

[grim edge]

hello

[rocky vale]

Why the gambling addict then

[rotund glen]

Hone your ego little one

[rocky vale]

Martin you make like 76 mistakes in one game

[grim edge]

@rocky valecan u play me please?

[rocky vale]

@grim edge Why

[rotund glen]

They’re called tactical sacrifices

[rapid willow]

play me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2259 (2359 peak)
Blitz: 2269 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2324 (peak)

[rapid willow]

💀

[compact mantle]

Dayum

[grim edge]

just for fun

[drowsy crest]

tactical sacrifices without the tactics 💀

[sharp galleon]

I lost at least 40 ratings points in rapid to accounts less than 30 days old

[rocky vale]

Ok

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)

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Name: Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas (n1llectr)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2215 (2223 peak)
Blitz: 2311 (2317 peak)
Bullet: 2302 (2348 peak)

[rocky vale]

What's your name on lichess

[grim edge]

uh

[rotund glen]

Impressive but not the best

[grim edge]

ion play lichess lol i only got chess.com

[cloud garnet]

I did it I out smarted you

I won

[rocky vale]

Imagine not being at your peak in all modes

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> solod3v

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1761 (peak)
Blitz: 976 (1021 peak)
Bullet: 1055 (1244 peak)

[stable mirage]

imagine peaksitting

[rocky vale]

What's your chess.com then and what time control

[rocky vale]

I am steadily improving my peak

[grim edge]

10 minutes
GAMEANDWAR

[rocky vale]

You German?

Lmao

@grim edge I requested

@cloud garnet Why

[rotund glen]

/profile

[rocky vale]

Bro stop pinging me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darin Clark (sirexidy)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 631 (838 peak)
Blitz: 363
Bullet: 347 (667 peak)

[rotund glen]

Beautiful

[rocky vale]

[rotund glen]

Uh oh I just doxxed my legal name

[rocky vale]

You fricking...

[cloud garnet]

Jk

Il stop

I already got reported for ghost pinging

[compact mantle]

Dw it’s fine

[cloud garnet]

[compact mantle]

This chat won’t care abt doxxing

[compact mantle]

Oi

Aint nothing wrong with enjoying sitting at the highest rating you’ve ever had

[cloud garnet]

@rocky vale pls look at dms

[stable mirage]

puts you out of practice

[compact mantle]

Ohh nah

I just play and make sure I gain rating at the end of the session even if I lose some games

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[compact mantle]

Bonjour

¿Como esta?

[peak plank]

Oh ur 2100 now

[stable mirage]

that’s an extremely easy way to tilt

[compact mantle]

Yuh

[stable mirage]

uhhhh

[compact mantle]

But not 1900 FIDE yet

[sharp galleon]

I’m 1389 FIDE 👍

[compact mantle]

Yes I know

[compact mantle]

Nice

[cloud garnet]

@sharp galleon @compact mantle how do you get a Fide score?

[stable mirage]

play fide tournaments

[compact mantle]

Play fide tournaments

Lmao

[cloud garnet]

Does it cost money?

[stable mirage]

usually

[compact mantle]

Yes

[sharp galleon]

It isn’t something I’m necessarily proud of 🫠

[cloud garnet]

How much?

[compact mantle]

I also play in my national competition

[stable mirage]

depends on the tournament

[compact mantle]

Those games count for fide aswell

[cloud garnet]

Usually?

[cloud garnet]

Nice!

[compact mantle]

Mb I thought you were accurately rated

[stable mirage]

some have super low entry fee some have like >$200 EF

[cloud garnet]

Bruh@stable mirage

[compact mantle]

You prob 2k fide level right? @sharp galleon

[sharp galleon]

It hurts

[sharp galleon]

nah probably like 1800

[compact mantle]

Yeah I’m playing a 1990 fide saturday

[stable mirage]

1900 at least

[compact mantle]

Wish me luck on that one

[cloud garnet]

I know in Israel you have to pay around 70$ yearly only for the chess player card

[stable mirage]

even if you suck at classical

[sharp galleon]

competition is tough in Norway

[compact mantle]

Yeah I’m 2114 cc rapid and I’m 1895 FIDE

[sharp galleon]

how come

[stable mirage]

cuz 1900 is ez

[sharp galleon]

my rapid isn’t even 1600 FIDE

[compact mantle]

[cloud garnet]

6$ per game 70 $ yearly

[sharp galleon]

b-b-but I’m not 1900

[cloud garnet]

6+$sorry

[compact mantle]

What’s your fide

[grim edge]

go stream WU&IO until normal people things is out 🗣️

[stable mirage]

you should be able to do it with enough playtime

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle do you pay for the chess player card?

[stable mirage]

my fide is like 1500 I haven’t played much recently

[compact mantle]

What

What is a chess player card

[compact mantle]

Ohh

I see

[sharp galleon]

There’s that one kid who is a little bit older than me and he’s like 1970 FIDE

I have yet to beat him even once otb

[cloud garnet]

In Israel you pay 70$ yearly so an organization counts your rating

Keeps track....

[compact mantle]

Kids are usually 200+ elo points better in skill than their elo says

[stable mirage]

it’s still not that great but my uscf went up to like 1750 after my most recent tournament

from 1600

[stable mirage]

unlucky

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle so im 1100?

[compact mantle]

Dayum

+150 is very good

[cloud garnet]

Or 200 fide?@compact mantle

[compact mantle]

Yes here too

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle 70$?

[stable mirage]

yeah I was pretty happy with it

[compact mantle]

Nah your fide would likely be classified after your national rating gets to 1400+

[compact mantle]

Yes about 70

[grim edge]

gg

[compact mantle]

I would be too

[cloud garnet]

Expensive @compact mantle

[last verge]

dog face scan

[grim edge]

@rocky valegg

[compact mantle]

In a year? Nah

I made that last saturday

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle rich

[compact mantle]

Nah I just work

[rocky vale]

@grim edge GG

[compact mantle]

Lmao

[cloud garnet]

Im working too@compact mantle

[compact mantle]

I’m a student

[rocky vale]

Next time, don't blunder mate

[compact mantle]

I’m broke lmao

[cloud garnet]

Im too

[compact mantle]

Ohh where?

[cloud garnet]

I cant go in -

[cloud garnet]

You?

Im from Israel

[sharp galleon]

I feel like it is a massive skill issue from my side lol

[compact mantle]

Where do u study?

[cloud garnet]

High school?

[compact mantle]

Ohhhh

[sharp galleon]

though I still remember the game where I beat a 2064 otb in rapid when I was around 1370

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle where are you from?

[compact mantle]

Mb I thought college or uni

[sharp galleon]

he was so freaking mad it was amazing lmao

[stable mirage]

nah just luck uwu

[compact mantle]

I’m dutch

[sharp galleon]

uwu

[cloud garnet]

Ichshprechze dutch nice

[sharp galleon]

he lost like 31 rating points to me in that one game btw

[cloud garnet]

Lol

[compact mantle]

That’s german lmao

[cloud garnet]

Lol

@pine bison look at dms

[stable mirage]

31 k factor is skill issue

[compact mantle]

😂

K factor determines skill now huh

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle is it you in the prof pic?

[last verge]

chess so easy

[compact mantle]

Yes

[cloud garnet]

Why lol?

[compact mantle]

The non baby me😎

[compact mantle]

Bc I want me to represent me

Not my baby self

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle where are the huge teeth

[compact mantle]

What

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle dutch people stereotype

[compact mantle]

I’m only 50% dutch

[compact mantle]

As you could probably tell

[cloud garnet]

But still 2.90 meters

[compact mantle]

1.88

[cloud garnet]

Lol

Wooden nikes

[last verge]

Wooden nikes

[cloud garnet]

I want to be as high like you

[grim edge]

chat im doing scientific research what's worse furries or weebs

[cloud garnet]

Hows the weather up there?

[compact mantle]

You acting like you 1.50 or sum

[grim edge]

every time i see a tall dude irl i ask how's the weather up there with the hope he spits on me and says rainy

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge whats the second one?

@compact mantle 1.73

[compact mantle]

💀

[grim edge]

weeb, like anime/manga obsessed ppl

[grim edge]

what don't judge me

[compact mantle]

You’re abt average

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge isnt that the same

?

[compact mantle]

Nah I aint

It’s just, remarkable

[grim edge]

furries are like people interested in human-like animals

[grim edge]

i get that often

[cloud garnet]

Hope for a growth spurt

Lol

[compact mantle]

That somehow doesn’t surprise me

[compact mantle]

How old are you?

[grim edge]

im great at first impressions innit

[cloud garnet]

17

[last verge]

chat tell me about cyclohexane

[grim edge]

it is a colourless flammable liquid cycloalkane obtained from petroleum or by hydrogenating benzene, and used as a solvent and paint remover.

[compact mantle]

Wtf

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Emi (spammer)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1602 (1708 peak)
Blitz: 1824 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 1946 (2257 peak)

[last verge]

hmmm

[cloud garnet]

?

[compact mantle]

How the hell u so quick with that

[rocky vale]

Nah chess.com just rated me a 2200 in a rapid game

[last verge]

i thought benzene was cyclohexane

[grim edge]

ok so google is a search engine

[rocky vale]

Just too good

[compact mantle]

Nah it’s probably not gonna happen tho at that age

[grim edge]

don't know don't care i just copy pasted

[compact mantle]

Growth spurt unlikely after 16

[last verge]

auhhh my bad benzene has the double bonds and cuclohexane doesnt

[cloud garnet]

I read people grow till 21

[compact mantle]

It is not

[grim edge]

i wish i were shorter i dislike being average

[compact mantle]

exactly

[last verge]

chat tell me about phenylcyclohexyl piperidine

[cloud garnet]

Bro gets a kids meal

Hahahaha

[compact mantle]

The hell is a piperidine😂

[grim edge]

EXACTLY

think of the perks

[last verge]

pcp

[compact mantle]

Idk

[compact mantle]

Ohh

[grim edge]

if i were shorter by like half to a full feet I'd pass for a kid in most restaurants

[compact mantle]

Never learnt that

[cloud garnet]

@compact mantle random q how much do you weigh?

[last verge]

formic acid

[grim edge]

also it's scientifically proven that shorter = cuter, taller = hotter

for men, idk women

[compact mantle]

+-80kg

[grim edge]

if tall step on me ig

[cloud garnet]

Lol Im trying to get to 70 kg

[last verge]

short dudes are at a disadvantage trust me

[stable mirage]

owo

[grim edge]

i weight 50kg 🗣️

[stable mirage]

I think both

[compact mantle]

Bruh

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge how old are you?

[grim edge]

I don't care i wanna be cute 🔥

[primal fern]

But ur not

[grim edge]

14, 15 in however many day my bio says

[last verge]

moyai

[grim edge]

moyai

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge thats bad

[grim edge]

it's aight

[cloud garnet]

You should start eating

Bulk

[grim edge]

pass

[fiery beacon]

50kg??? You’re underweight as hell, get some nutrients

[cloud garnet]

Ik right

[compact mantle]

He’s not even through puberty calm down

[grim edge]

i did bmi or whatever it's called i am not underweight

[grim edge]

me fr

[cloud garnet]

Bro get a cheese burger

[fiery beacon]

Bros gotta be like 5’0

[grim edge]

I don't like burgers

im 173, idk how much that is in silly american measurements

[fiery beacon]

Unless you’re really really short 50kg is crazy lol

[cloud garnet]

Your not vegan right ?

?!?

[grim edge]

im vegetarian except for poultry

there was a name but i forgot

[compact mantle]

He’s like 14 and 1.60 or sum

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge bruh

[grim edge]

u can stop pinging btw

[grim edge]

1.73

[fiery beacon]

5’8

[grim edge]

fair

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge bro eat some meat

[toxic valley]

How to win in 1 move

1. e5 🏳️

[grim edge]

you don't need to ping

[fiery beacon]

He don’t even gotta eat meat, just eat something

[grim edge]

how does white play e5

[last verge]

methionine anticodon

[toxic valley]

It is win by resignation

[fiery beacon]

I’m not a biologist or whatever but I don’t think that can be good

[grim edge]

same

dude my doctor said im fine

[fiery beacon]

It’s like en passant

[cloud garnet]

After speaking to him I became hungry

[grim edge]

y'all do NOT know more than her 🗣️

[fiery beacon]

It’s a secret rule

[cloud garnet]

[fiery beacon]

Don’t tell anyone

[grim edge]

fair

[fiery beacon]

I used to say “fair” to like everything and I annoyed myself halfway to death so I stopped

[last verge]

leucine

[grim edge]

fair

[last verge]

phenylthaline

[cloud garnet]

Im gonna make something to eat lol

[grim edge]

bon appetit

[cloud garnet]

Ty

[last verge]

3,4-methylene

[cloud garnet]

Bro became Walter White

[last verge]

3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine

[cloud garnet]

I hate Chem

[grim edge]

blåhaj is all the food i need 🗣️

[last verge]

benzodiazepine

[fiery beacon]

I searched up stroke in the gifs because I wanted to send a funny response indicating that your response gave me a stroke but now I’m scarred for life so thanks for that

[grim edge]

LMFAO

[grim edge]

i have like 100 gifs saved that would be insta ban if i sent here, not even nsfw

[cloud garnet]

I know someone who knows the periodic table by heart And not just the symbols like why?!?!?!?!!

[grim edge]

i know like 80% of it

[cloud garnet]

Why

[grim edge]

including atomic weights

[cloud garnet]

Why

[grim edge]

cus chemistry classes lmfao

[last verge]

ik the periodic table in order and most of the symbols to element names, memorized in 6th grade

i dont know all atomic weights but im familiar with a few

[grim edge]

did y'all know in spain chemistry by itself is not teaches until like 8th grade

[last verge]

and i have a lot of the low period later group ENs memorized

[cloud garnet]

He knows them all

[fiery beacon]

I wouldn’t share my favorited gifs if it was allowed

[stable mirage]

uwu

[grim edge]

i would

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-goodbye-krill-goodbye-krill-world-suicide-lober-gif-26900795

[cloud garnet]

I chose to major in Chem and I hate every moment

[grim edge]

average chem student

[last verge]

sn1 vs sn2 reaction go

[grim edge]

im gonna do cs and i already know I'll hate it 🗣️

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F7dkFxcW4AAp_jU?format=jpg&name=large

[cloud garnet]

I would change with you

[wicked stratus]

still laughing about the timing on this

[cloud garnet]

I chose Biology/Chem/Farming/Russian

[grim edge]

I wouldn't take a swap to chemistry major for a krillion dollars

[cloud garnet]

Ikr

Last year of jail

12th grade

[last verge]

it was 2 days ago br

[grim edge]

normal people things is out this friday btw, y'all should pre-save

[cloud garnet]

To sum school up = waste of time

[last verge]

farming??? 😭

[cloud garnet]

It was a package deal

[last verge]

what package deal needs chem, farming, and russian

[cloud garnet]

Biology+ farming

And I added Chem and Russian

[grim edge]

wake me up

wake me up inside

[cloud garnet]

Russian is my first lang free points lol @last verge

[grim edge]

ez

[fiery beacon]

I can’t wake up

[last verge]

was gonna do that with chinese but i decided against it, too late now

[last verge]

this year and next yeat and then hs is over

[cloud garnet]

David Goggins

[grim edge]

wake me up inside

[last verge]

please calculate a little

[fiery beacon]

Save me!!!!!

[restive storm]

I did this against an NM

[grim edge]

save me from the nothing I've become

[cloud garnet]

@last verge a girl?

[fiery beacon]

You skipped a little bit but ok

[grim edge]

did i????

[fiery beacon]

Call my name and save me from the dark is the next lyric in the chorus

[grim edge]

i haven't heard that song in millennia

[last verge]

wfm

[cloud garnet]

Wfm?

[grim edge]

oh

[cloud garnet]

Woman Fide Master

?

[fiery beacon]

What you said is the last line

[grim edge]

I NEED A HERO

[severe oxide]

We should date fr be my bbg

[cloud garnet]

You need a meal

[grim edge]

i need a non bled blanket and some tissues

[cloud garnet]

@severe oxide shes a girl?

[restive storm]

2 candidate moves
which one do you do

[fiery beacon]

Bro cares a lot about this

[cloud garnet]

Nose bleed?

[grim edge]

close

[cloud garnet]

I lived in a lie

[candid river]

Hiya

[fiery beacon]

Ear bleed final answer

[severe oxide]

🙏

[grim edge]

nope

[cloud garnet]

Thats a yes?

[fiery beacon]

Mouth?

[severe oxide]

does duck still have me blocked

[grim edge]

ye

[cloud garnet]

Brain?

[grim edge]

pfft, probably

[fiery beacon]

Beams of fire, sweep through my head

[severe oxide]

ill take that as a yes

[cloud garnet]

Go eat something pls

[grim edge]

it is currently 0003

i am NOT gonna eat something at midnight

[cloud garnet]

Idk talking to you made me hungry

[candid river]

23:03 for me 👀

[grim edge]

so go eat

[severe oxide]

its 6am here

[cloud garnet]

I will

[grim edge]

uk?

[cloud garnet]

1 am here

[candid river]

Yeah

[grim edge]

western asia

[cloud garnet]

@grim edge Israel

[grim edge]

yay

[cloud garnet]

@candid river girls dont go to sleep at like 20.00 pm

?

[grim edge]

ain't that generalizing

[candid river]

Idk I’m not tired 🤷‍♀️

Actually I’m super tired

I just don’t feel like sleeping

[rocky vale]

Women don't exist

[cloud garnet]

Bruh

[grim edge]

average chess player

[severe oxide]

catfish ahh account

[rocky vale]

I'm also a clash royale player

[fluid burrow]

ong

[candid river]

Ok cool lol

[grim edge]

next you'll tell me you play league as well

[candid river]

I literally don’t care what you think

[rocky vale]

I don't

[grim edge]

oh good god

i thought you knew her better than me 🗣️

[rocky vale]

I only play these 2

[cloud garnet]

@rocky vale look at dms

[grim edge]

https://spotify.link/1I5U0XlZzDb

[drowsy lodge]

roses are red violets are blue my heart is dead

[severe oxide]

vodka at 6am (challenge)

[cloud garnet]

And she will sing for you

[drowsy lodge]

KOFKROKF

[drowsy lodge]

Im not a she

[severe oxide]

who said i was underage

[candid river]

You won’t do it

[grim edge]

:3

[drowsy lodge]

i wasnt talking about you

your prob 84 idfk

[cloud garnet]

Knock knock

[drowsy lodge]

Who?

[compact mantle]

Guys are yall morning or evening shower people

[cloud garnet]

Bruh

[drowsy lodge]

i do it at 3am

[lyric meadow]

Finally beat Nelson

[cloud garnet]

Why

[compact mantle]

Logical

[cloud garnet]

Why

[compact mantle]

It aint

[drowsy lodge]

FINALLY? i beat him 10 times in a row with scholars mate

[candid river]

Morning 100%

[cloud garnet]

Why@candid river

[inland shore]

Magnus is indeed low elo for having played this against hikaru

[drowsy lodge]

why in the morning

[candid river]

If I’m sweaty in the afternoon I will shower in the afternoon as well

[cloud garnet]

You go dirty into bed

[severe oxide]

depends if i have school in the morning or not

[cloud garnet]

Thats logical in some what way

[drowsy lodge]

bruh

[lyric meadow]

I'm not great at chess man.