💬〡general-off-topic

[opaque cape]

Make me🤭

[grim edge]

Tf you mean 7

[random drum]

I mean it's confusing right

why tf I have this in my pc

[stable mirage]

not really

[stable mirage]

what do you think

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https://x.com/dailystoic/status/1708481967174594889?s=20

Daily Stoic (@dailystoic)

Likes

3069

Retweets

462

Twitter · Oct 1, 2023, 2:00 PM

[grim edge]

Because you didnt deleted it

I swear I can't take a flipping break

[candid river]

My boyfriend no joke

[grim edge]

Thats a bottle of pee

[stable mirage]

isn’t that supposed to be x why does the embed say “twitter”

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btw can u explain me what's a BINGO?

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idk

[grim edge]

Amazing

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Do u have a child called India rose?

[grim edge]

We shall crush him into a fibrous powdwr

[candid river]

No I hate kids

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ohh shit chris is cheating on his wife

[stable mirage]

based

[candid river]

Fr so hott

[nimble niche]

in a 5x5 bingo, 5 in a row horizontally, vertically or diagonally = 1 bingo

[random drum]

then u should marry to levy. He beats them

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/witamin-levy-levy-rozman-gothamchess-chessplayer-gif-19486143

[candid river]

Who’s Levy

[nimble niche]

https://youtu.be/ChfKai5RU3M?si=ihdF7O-2h3QEO58m 0:04

[digital phoenix]

levi's

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is bingo a kind of prediction before any tournament

[stable mirage]

you meant https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040000350423355504

[boreal coyote]

yes

[slate owl]

no access

[digital phoenix]

average daily challenges

[grim edge]

Play

[hasty iris]

i wonder if they even know theyve sent that many

[boreal coyote]

bob

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He's an IM who likes to sacrifice his rook. He is an online teacher of chess. Also know as Gotham Chess

[hasty iris]

run some 30 seconds

[stable mirage]

probably

[nimble niche]

not really https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingo_(American_version)

[random drum]

Like in chess.

[hasty iris]

https://discord.com/channels/387637011965804544/1040000350423355504 😮

[grim edge]

I need this

[stable mirage]

wow

I can’t believe you would say that

[grim edge]

I didnt understand

[candid river]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/joke-battles/images/d/df/Gigachad.png/revision/latest?cb=20230812064835

[grim edge]

Delicious

[slate owl]

me when i #1200-1399

[hasty iris]

me and you PLAY thirty seconds bullet chess game yes now, gogogo play now yes

[stable mirage]

#saff-furry-rp

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I am not willing to read this can u explain me what's a Bingo in chess. Actually I am going to have a 50 match series with a friend so I want to make a bingo card

[grim edge]

Ok

[stable mirage]

is REAL

[grim edge]

Send challenge link

[boreal coyote]

so you mean #rating channel

WHY IS IT NO LONGER WORKING

[nimble niche]

bingo and chess are different things

[hasty iris]

bro still using links when were friends on chess.com

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1150686936978173992/1157000899630223420/latest.png?ex=651ba1ce&is=651a504e&hm=183417fe26b36260bb722a47f819d5da5cdb2e633c5a18782a9f798757b1497b&=&width=996&height=600

[candid river]

Who are your celebrity crushes?

[grim edge]

I am using mobile

It doesn't shows 30second bullet

[hasty iris]

u cant see challenges on mobile?

[stable mirage]

@worn ice

[grim edge]

I can by notification

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Mugdha agarwal and scarlett johannson

[grim edge]

Didnt got notification

[hasty iris]

https://play.chess.com/3KFhj

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then what was the thing u sent about cheaters

[candid river]

Can’t say I know the first one

[boreal coyote]

you mean @worn ice?

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U know the first one?

[candid river]

Nope

[stable mirage]

yes

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Search about her she is cute

[hasty iris]

@grim edgeu there my homie

[boreal coyote]

it shows as the string and not unknown user😥

[stable mirage]

hmm

[boreal coyote]

@worn ice

[candid river]

She’s cute

[nimble niche]

It was a joke by putting cheater behaviours on the bingo instead of numbers

[stable mirage]

I’m cute

[boreal coyote]

proof?

[random drum]

Yeahhh ikrr

[safe fable]

EZ

[candid river]

Cool

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this looks like a prediction though

[stable mirage]

thanks

[safe fable]

EZ NAME @nimble niche

[nimble niche]

ok

[safe fable]

HOW ARE U

[nimble niche]

I'm fine

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EXPLAIN ME BINGO LIKE THIS PLSSS

[safe fable]

Nice

[nimble niche]

why are you typing in caps?

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She liked my insta comment one time lol

[boreal coyote]

who?

[coral hatch]

What's up chess nerds?

[nimble niche]

in a real bingo game, you get a card with numbers and you mark each off as the host calls them out

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and in this bingo?

[candid river]

Nice

[coral hatch]

How did you make your Pfp invisible? Magic perhaps?

[random drum]

my celebriskipy crusss lol

[safe fable]

I DONT KNOW

[nimble niche]

blank file

[stable mirage]

empty image

[random drum]

Yeahh ur crush is Chris?

[coral hatch]

So no magic? Hmm.

[candid river]

Yeah 🙄

[coral hatch]

It's raining cats and dogs here.

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chris evans is better ig

[boreal coyote]

(everyones crush should be me fr)

[nimble niche]

instead of having numbers as the card, they had possible events from the wcc, and if any event happened, they'd get marked on the card

[coral hatch]

What's the best free online chess tutor?

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so it's a prediction kind ot thing.

[coral hatch]

I thought, I could learn it just by playing more. But now I think, there are some tactics that I should learn.

[viscid jacinth]

Done

[coral hatch]

Some basic to advanced tactics.

[nimble niche]

somewhat, a prediction for fun, not a serious one

[coral hatch]

Winning at chess is so much exhilarating and also it sucks to high heaven when I lose.

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yeahh

[indigo badger]

i am a kid

[coral hatch]

My brain releases rivers of dopamine when I win and depresses me to hell when I lose.

It's kind of aaddictive for sure.

[nimble niche]

then win

[coral hatch]

But I'm a mediocre player, so I can't win all the time.

[indigo badger]

smartest dude of all time

[coral hatch]

And I don't like winning against baby players. It's like taking a candy from a kid and I don't wish to do that.

[stable mirage]

danya levy hikaru and some smaller creators (most opening only creators kinda suck though, stay away from them)

[coral hatch]

I think, I should watch YouTube videos on chess tactics.

Is there any game available on chess.com where the time limit can be customly changed?

[stable mirage]

oh also if they only post endgame studies or puzzles I don’t recommend them

[coral hatch]

I would like to play a game in which each side has like 1 hour.

[boreal coyote]

what about remote chess academy?

[stable mirage]

or unanalyzed games

[stable mirage]

haven’t looked

[nimble niche]

remote chess academy:

[coral hatch]

Please let me know, if I can change the time limit of games to my liking on chess.com.

[nimble niche]

remote chess academy is mainly openings

[grim edge]

Guys

[viscid jacinth]

Its nice

[supple imp]

Sup ran

[grim edge]

It has come to my attention Gay ### 2 is not allowed

[viscid jacinth]

Soup

[supple imp]

Monke

[viscid jacinth]

I have been arguing for 2 days for a complaints channel now

[stable mirage]

oh I hate remote chess academy

[coral hatch]

Is there a way to change time limit? Just let me know people.

[supple imp]

Why lol

[viscid jacinth]

Reject humanity

[stable mirage]

I didn’t realize that was his channel name

[viscid jacinth]

Silly timeouts

[candid river]

So?

[stable mirage]

🐾

[supple imp]

They'll never admit their wrong

Mods don't know how to do that because they have a superiority complex

[viscid jacinth]

R_Doofus is telling me how it was my fault for calling LB ligma balls

[supple imp]

Instead create an alt account and catfish them

[viscid jacinth]

Nah

[grim edge]

Thank the heaven anything with "ligma balls" has died

[pliant star]

Hey yall recruiting?

I DMed the insta crew acc

[viscid jacinth]

Where?

[grim edge]

What are you on

Recruiting what? Chess players?

[pliant star]

I heard from someone yall are active so im teyna get in there @grim edge

[supple imp]

What is bro on

[rough dome]

Earth

[digital phoenix]

get in what cc staff?

[grim edge]

Thank you for pinging me I feel important

[rough dome]

[supple imp]

You got the whole crowd laughing

[grim edge]

Wrong reply

[indigo badger]

n@

[rough dome]

I never pinged you

[indigo badger]

if yk yk

[grim edge]

I know, wrong reply

[grim edge]

And please never say this again

[boreal coyote]

damn

[supple imp]

Why

[grim edge]

You have no idea how much my skin just shivered in your cringe

[stable mirage]

I was wrong

[boreal coyote]

what about remote chess academy?

[rough dome]

😭

[boreal coyote]

about what?

[stable mirage]

I have looked and I dislike the channel

[supple imp]

Why would i listen to you

[boreal coyote]

damnnnnnnnn how come?

[viscid jacinth]

Whats happening

[rough dome]

[grim edge]

:3c

[stable mirage]

I don’t like the guy and also too much opening content

[supple imp]

Idk

[stable mirage]

also restates obvious things too much imo

[stable mirage]

like technically it’s good advice but it is obvious enough most of time time

[viscid jacinth]

Just watch hikaru videos then

[stable mirage]

yes

[viscid jacinth]

So that its not obvious what he said

[rough dome]

I was in north Korea

[stable mirage]

takes takes takes is extremely complicated

[grim edge]

wha

[boreal coyote]

lmaooo

[rough dome]

Yeah

[grim edge]

Any advice is good advice

[rough dome]

Nobody Nobody

[rough dome]

You should rob a bank if you want the money instantly

[grim edge]

great song

https://spotify.link/jSAUD6eYyDb

[rough dome]

Nobody can drag me down

[grim edge]

Yea that's good advice

[boreal coyote]

beyblade>>chess

(fight me)

[digital phoenix]

beyblade is for infants

[boreal coyote]

HOW??

[rough dome]

😕

[safe fable]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-27230339

[digital phoenix]

i only see infants play it

also u waste ur money on it

[indigo badger]

W sacrifice

[novel moat]

I assume you took a pawn?

[stable mirage]

I believe so

[graceful lintel]

Hi

[stable mirage]

hi kitten

[graceful lintel]

How are you

[stable mirage]

good

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Great!
Btw how do u study middle games?

[candid river]

lol

[indigo badger]

@graceful lintel random q why ur name ceo of bruhnoooo

[digital phoenix]

[stable mirage]

I don’t really

[primal mirage]

💀💀

[graceful lintel]

Good question
Because I'm CEO of this emoji

[primal mirage]

bro just freestyles

[stable mirage]

most of my middlegame knowledge comes from books or opening knowledge

[indigo badger]

u suggested this emoji /

[stable mirage]

[graceful lintel]

Oh
Imma buy a book then

[neon parrot]

Bro why did I used to be so good 1 month ago and now I'm total trash

[digital phoenix]

u were always trash

[graceful lintel]

Sry I don't remember

[indigo badger]

rating ?

[primal mirage]

but u just started facing better kids

[indigo badger]

[grim edge]

@hasty iris

[graceful lintel]

sorry

[grim edge]

Let me win 45 times more

[primal mirage]

how the f u down 10 to 55

[neon parrot]

tf is your problem

[hasty iris]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aarav Gupta (r_van0012)

This is the Chess.com profile of r_van0012. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Aarav Gupta (r_van0012)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1859 (peak)
Blitz: 1867 (2076 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[grim edge]

[hasty iris]

bro how did i hang that last mate tho

[digital phoenix]

im just stating possibilities

[grim edge]

You should have take pawn with bishop

[graceful lintel]

Toke

[primal mirage]

toke Lmao

Bros inventing words out here

[digital phoenix]

toke

[primal mirage]

well conjugations

[grim edge]

Coke

[wary sleet]

Cd

[graceful lintel]

toke

[primal mirage]

taken* ur missing an n

[hasty iris]

anything else wuld have worked even taking on c3\

[candid river]

Hiya

[grim edge]

Yea

[native iris]

Token

[grim edge]

[rain token]

Anyone here have diamond membership???

[hasty iris]

perhaps

[candid river]

No I’m broke

[graceful lintel]

I'm broke

[wary sleet]

Remus VS @cloud blade

[native iris]

I’m too poor

[indigo badger]

i am poor

[wary sleet]

Come.on

[graceful lintel]

@rain token sorry we all r poor

[primal mirage]

we all broke

[wary sleet]

The battle

[grim edge]

Beast boy shubhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rain token]

Bro seriously

[primal mirage]

Where¿¿¿¿

[graceful lintel]

I'm serious

[rain token]

I AINT BBS my name is shubham bozo

[grim edge]

Torney when

[native iris]

Yes 😔

[digital phoenix]

im broke (yes)

[hasty iris]

pick a date and time

[rain token]

Like comeon I want my game to be reviewed

[indigo badger]

we are poor sorry

[candid river]

Buy premium then

[graceful lintel]

Use l*chess no another option

[native iris]

Just wait like 10 hours no biggie

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Aarav Gupta (r_van0012)

This is the Chess.com profile of r_van0012. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Aarav Gupta (r_van0012)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1859 (peak)
Blitz: 1867 (2076 peak)
Bullet: 2011 (peak)

[grim edge]

2pm :))

[digital phoenix]

send it ill review

[grim edge]

:3

India

[rain token]

Ew no

[indigo badger]

liar u poor

[rain token]

Dm?

[grim edge]

Today

[hasty iris]

bro that's like 2am here 💀

[digital phoenix]

won from tournament

[indigo badger]

ok ic

[digital phoenix]

u can send it here also anything

[rain token]

Ok

[graceful lintel]

Gift me Nitro

[grim edge]

You decide

[rain token]

Check out this #chess game: Mruwugamer vs sk78906799 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/89969389557

[worn ice]

Mruwugamer (1057) vs. sk78906799 (1039)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nc6 3. e3 Bf5 4. Nf3 Be4 5. Nbd2 Bxf3 6. Nxf3 e6 7. Bd3 Bb4+ 8. c3 Be7 9. Qc2 Nf6 10. O-O-O Ng4 11. Rhf1 a6 12. h3 Nf6 13. Bg5 Rb8 14. Bxf6 Bxf6 15. Bxh7 g6 16. Bxg6 fxg6 17. Qxg6+ Kd7 18. Qf7+ Kc8 19. Qxe6+ Qd7 20. Qxf6 Rd8 21. b4 a5 22. b5 Ne7 23. Ne5 Qd6 24. Qg5 Qa3+ 25. Kd2 Qxa2+ 26. Kd3 Qb3 27. Qg4+ Rd7 28. Qxd7# 

[rain token]

I am playing as white

[grim edge]

Beastboyshubhhhh play dying light 2

[graceful lintel]

I was playing as white*

[primal mirage]

btw why isnt there a 2400 chat, but there is 2200

[rain token]

I edited it

[grim edge]

i am Caucasian

[primal mirage]

shldnt it be per role

[hasty iris]

speaking of diamond prizes, reasons why chess.com goated:

2 people tied for 5th place in my tournament so Chess.com said it's ok, top 6 can get diamond

[graceful lintel]

[rain token]

Broo stfuu pls I ain't beast boy shub

[digital phoenix]

very few above 2400

[rain token]

Here@digital phoenix

[primal mirage]

damn

[indigo badger]

@rain token reviewed

[digital phoenix]

i also did but yeah done

[rain token]

Ty man!

[native iris]

Æ

[rain token]

I played with 80% acc nice :>

[rain token]

Tyy

[graceful lintel]

[hasty iris]

when can u play usually

[rain token]

My highest is 98% acc in 21 moves lol

[indigo badger]

me when i play with 91% accuracy

[indigo badger]

my highest is 97 with 68 moves

[rain token]

What is fog of war?

[rain token]

Holy moly

[indigo badger]

dumb shit

its dumb shit

[rain token]

Ok ig?

Can I get diamond membership from tournaments??

[graceful lintel]

My highest is like 70 smth

[indigo badger]

idk ask @digital phoenix

[graceful lintel]

Yep

[candid river]

My highest is 96 I think

[rain token]

What the hell man 70%??

[rain token]

How tho?

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[indigo badger]

wtf ur rating

[rain token]

I have also played a 100% acc game but it was 10 moves game so I don't count that

[graceful lintel]

Friday prized arena

[rain token]

Oki

[hasty iris]

no more diamond for those

[indigo badger]

its like 1.6k smth right ?

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[grim edge]

After 4 hours

[hasty iris]

they changed it to nitro

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[graceful lintel]

Wait yea

[rain token]

Bruh I don't mind tho

[indigo badger]

how u have 70% skull

[grim edge]

Skull

[rain token]

💀

[grim edge]

💀

[slate owl]

so since i was 4 i had this bff

but when we both turned 9 he moved away

[final trellis]

hi

[slate owl]

we called once a month or less

and met him for the first time in years recently

[graceful lintel]

I always get 70-81 smth

[slate owl]

and he has turned gay and has a bf?????

[digital phoenix]

are u gay if so ur contagious

[slate owl]

noob i get 420 accuracy always

[graceful lintel]

[indigo badger]

I AM SO GOOD AT CHESS

[safe fable]

Nice inspect

[indigo badger]

NAH BRO I AM JUST GOOD

[slate owl]

ive not seen him in person for years wdym contagious💀

[safe fable]

OF COURSE

[digital phoenix]

u passed it to him as a kid

[bold willow]

my life is now complete

[safe fable]

@indigo badger ?

[slate owl]

so what youre saying is i was potentially gay since i was 4

[graceful lintel]

It's been a while I haven't faced this opening

[bold willow]

i love it sm actually the best

[graceful lintel]

It used to be a book move

[pliant plover]

Bonjour

[slate owl]

fr

[indigo badger]

th e game was like 9 moves fr

[bold willow]

going f6 should just be a blunder not a mistake 😭😭😭

[slate owl]

be careful becaue after 3... Qe7 if 4. Qh5+ black is winning

[graceful lintel]

It's not forced

[pliant plover]

Imagine a book move as a mistake

[bold willow]

true but if someone is playing Damiano theyre probably not the sharpest 🫠

[safe fable]

are u really Serious Bro Collect all moves

[indigo badger]

its a brilliant blunder

[bold olive]

hi

[indigo badger]

my man did mess up

[bold olive]

it shows this when you open my profile on mobile

[indigo badger]

u

[graceful lintel]

Same when I tried to open ur profile

I edited that 6 times

Ded chat

[indigo badger]

i was today years old and i found out x swaps the board

[graceful lintel]

[slate owl]

happy mommy monday

[bold olive]

I removed the crash thing

[graceful lintel]

How

[bold olive]

you should see my profile details now

[graceful lintel]

Yea

Why it was happening

[bold olive]

sound:1

[grim edge]

about to have an exam i didn't know i has until 30mins ago

[graceful lintel]

Nvm

Nvm it's not making any sense

Imma leave I'm being weird again

[neon parrot]

How do I check that

[slate owl]

chessti.me

on google

[neon parrot]

I'm on 209 hours

[nimble niche]

montenegro's making money every time you buy a '.me' domain

[neon parrot]

But that doesnt include all the videos I watched and the puzzles I grinded

So I'd say like 600 hours

But I'm still 1200 so

[digital phoenix]

ive played 308 hours

[pallid plinth]

How do u know?

[lapis brook]

of what

[pallid plinth]

Chess.com

[digital phoenix]

thats what chessti.me says so thats what i say

[neon parrot]

Like how is that so bad

1200 is an average rating

[digital phoenix]

average is 800 cos everyone is trash

[neon parrot]

I dont feel bad about myself

[pallid plinth]

Dam 292

[slate owl]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-this-server-is-powered-gif-21305371

[pallid plinth]

All time tho

[bold olive]

that's mean, they can do better

[drowsy crest]

when do you sleep lil bro

[indigo badger]

WT this is a lie

[digital phoenix]

at night

[pallid plinth]

Wow

[drowsy crest]

you been awake since night

[tropic plaza]

219hrs in chess.com not including lc xd

[indigo badger]

it should been more than 150

[pallid plinth]

Make sure it's all time

[digital phoenix]

my night

[drowsy crest]

WT

[indigo badger]

it is

[drowsy crest]

let me make this more clear : you been awake for the past 18 hours

[pallid plinth]

Lol

[digital phoenix]

no i havent

its only been 6 hours

[drowsy crest]

i saw you when I woke up

[tropic plaza]

Total of 289 hrs played overall

70hrs on lichess and the rest on cc

[neon parrot]

Just asking here, Is it also common for other people to experience a plateu in 1200, like me?

[digital phoenix]

everyone has a plateau at some rating

[tropic plaza]

I reached 1300 in less than a week

[pallid plinth]

No I got through in like 4 days tho

[tropic plaza]

1400 in a month

[pallid plinth]

In a month...

[tropic plaza]

And 1500 in 2 weeks

[drowsy crest]

didnt ask

[tropic plaza]

Not that i care about your existent

[indigo badger]

man fck slav defence

[drowsy crest]

existence*

[neon parrot]

It doesnt make sense to me that you got from 1200 to 1400 in a month

[drowsy crest]

care about grammar

[tropic plaza]

Again i dont care

[digital phoenix]

then dont play d4 nub

[tropic plaza]

Just chess

[slate owl]

i mean yeah 1200->1300 usually takes about a week..

[digital phoenix]

not necessarily

[last willow]

guys I just found the best move and its a Chad move

[neon parrot]

Well, I'm here for a month, haha

[slate owl]

that's what everyone including yall said to me

[indigo badger]

I prob play better than u

[pallid plinth]

In one month I've gone up 347 elo

[digital phoenix]

no u dont because u play d4

[tropic plaza]

Maybe you dont play enough or play so much

[drowsy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388527652752982027/1158234756434120715/image.png?ex=651b81ac&is=651a302c&hm=216a5e73bb70b78f054c9946d85aceaadb93277aac49fbbede1f0a0189cbd048&

[neon parrot]

No.. I play way too much

[indigo badger]

it depends on my mood

[digital phoenix]

i play shit openings and im higher rated so im better

[indigo badger]

technically i have played queen's gambit accept and denied "189 times"

[tropic plaza]

Yeah thats the reason, i think you strain your brain too much on chess causing a plateau, try getting 10-20 elo a day if you want a slow and steady progress

I just do 10 elo a day since i dont like playing alot of chess

[last willow]

interesting

[pallid plinth]

Play London

[digital phoenix]

just one more win

[indigo badger]

wanna do a match

[tropic plaza]

Stoppp dont remind me the reason i fell back to 1300

[neon parrot]

I played 153 games and did like 300 puzzles in that month, So I dont know if this is too much

[pallid plinth]

London>

[digital phoenix]

nah im doing smth else rn

[indigo badger]

fine

[tropic plaza]

Thats average but try to do less games maybe since you play too much or smthn, too much isnt always good except money

[pallid plinth]

I've done 1600 puzzles in the last month

[last willow]

@indigo badger after playing both d4 and e4.. I can say e4 is way easier to play

[digital phoenix]

d4 is easier actually its the same stupid thing over and over

[indigo badger]

nah

[tropic plaza]

Meh d4 is alr but i like e4 moreeee

[proven spire]

man chess is fun till u blunder the queen

[neon parrot]

Bro I got from 1092 to 1294 in a matter of a few days, then this month I didn't gain any rating at all. This is weird

[tropic plaza]

Or c4

[pallid plinth]

D4>

[digital phoenix]

nc3>

[indigo badger]

now i will reach 2k in BLITZ with only using d4

i mean blitz

[graceful lintel]

Nc3>**

[proven spire]

other openings>>>>e5

[tropic plaza]

Go for slow and steady progress, do 10-15 elo a day, maybe you spam chess so much in a day you just play shit chess

[digital phoenix]

10-15 elo a day is one game a day bro

[proven spire]

how to escape 600 elo

[tropic plaza]

Much better than spamming alot of chess and instead of gaining you lost so much

[proven spire]

What elo do u think u should take the game seriously?

[tropic plaza]

After like 7-10 rapid games you start to play moves for no reason at all causing you to rage or get mad because of losing

[indigo badger]

gain 400 elo

[graceful lintel]

2800

[neon parrot]

I don't spam it, All these games were 10 minute rapid games in which I really tried to make the best move

[digital phoenix]

any elo but 1500 before otb tournaments

[tropic plaza]

Meh idk you doin something wrong or idk

[last willow]

when playing d4 i couldnt capitalize on my opponent mistakes or simply loosing my position advantage bc a stupid move

[neon parrot]

I used to beat these 1240's so easily and consistently, And now 1203's are clowning me

[viral epoch]

He is las

[tropic plaza]

Maybe your doing something wrong? Check your games, do you hang pieces randomly, miscalculates, miss tactics, do a mistake in opening or just play shit endgame

[indigo badger]

cause ur apponent is 1200

[neon parrot]

Bro there are days where I don't do any of that, I think I just need my good sleep again

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[tropic plaza]

You cant lose without doing something wrong, either you win or draw if you didnt do anything wrong

You probably miss winning tactics

[lapis brook]

lmao

[last willow]

your opponent are getting it better isnt it normal lol

[neon parrot]

No bro, my play is not consistent at all. Some days I really suck, And some days I'm really good

[tropic plaza]

Or just simply dont improve your position or dont know when to attack, defend or play passively

[fallen ocean]

I have arrived

[pallid plinth]

Anyone wanna play?

[devout lagoon]

sure

[graceful lintel]

[neon parrot]

I don't think the issue is in my play itself, rather in my focus

[tropic plaza]

Then how are you stuck on 1300? Means your doing something wrong, you need to know what you doing wrong

[pallid plinth]

Dm

[lapis brook]

[pallid plinth]

Dm me

[neon parrot]

1300 is not easy to reach

[pallid plinth]

Yea it is

[neon parrot]

Some people struggle more than others

[devout lagoon]

accept friend req

[lapis brook]

Greta

[graceful lintel]

Skill issue

[tropic plaza]

Doesnt change the fact your stuck at it, your doing something wrong or playing something wrong thats why you are stuck

[graceful lintel]

Ur cute

[lapis brook]

u too

[graceful lintel]

[neon parrot]

Well, I don't know man

[graceful lintel]

It is
just win

[lapis brook]

[digital phoenix]

ill get banned if i hit 1300

[neon parrot]

Something's not clicking in my brain

[tropic plaza]

If you dont do anything wrong, why are you stuck at 1300 then, meaning you miss something on your games, dont know when to stop playing chess or cant identify if your tilting or not

[drowsy crest]

SIOAUWR

[lapis brook]

Try

[lapis brook]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1158317987326079006/image0.gif?ex=651bcf30&is=651a7db0&hm=46ba235f2156a78b20c2c534e15e9b64e8edcc5e1974053df3b2b9994265167d&

[digital phoenix]

do u know whats tserinac backwards btw

[lapis brook]

no

[digital phoenix]

good

[neon parrot]

Its just days where I do a lot of stuff wrong, and days where I'm really good

[graceful lintel]

ur so cute

[slate owl]

[neon parrot]

So I dont know what to tell you

There isn't anything consistent that I do wrong

[neon parrot]

The bad play just comes and goes

[lapis brook]

no u

[gentle steppe]

Canirest

[lapis brook]

????

[graceful lintel]

no u

[digital phoenix]

good job u know english

[graceful lintel]

Blitz?

[gentle steppe]

[lapis brook]

yes

[lapis brook]

Can i rest

[digital phoenix]

yes u can

[graceful lintel]

Check dms @lapis brook

[lapis brook]

[lapis brook]

u didnt dm me

[split sandal]

[viral epoch]

bANNED

[split sandal]

[digital phoenix]

good job

[split sandal]

Yes u got it

Now white

[viscid jacinth]

We live

[digital phoenix]

we die

[viscid jacinth]

We love

[digital phoenix]

we hate

[viscid jacinth]

We lie

[digital phoenix]

die

[lapis brook]

wdym

[digital phoenix]

deez nuts

[lapis brook]

your nuts?

[digital phoenix]

you're nuts

[lapis brook]

im not a nut

im not nuts

[digital phoenix]

ur a nut

[pulsar parrot]

anyone wanna play chess?

im 425]

[foggy sage]

does anyone know how to get these lighting effects on the board?

[gentle steppe]

I still don't get why that stupid blue animal is funny

[digital phoenix]

settingns animation arcade i think

[foggy sage]

doesnt work :/

[viscid jacinth]

You see, this planet wouldn't exist without this person

[gentle steppe]

.....

[viscid jacinth]

Hence making it a meme so we can respect it

[gentle steppe]

That thing dosent even exist

[lapis brook]

what is that thing

[gentle steppe]

Idk

[viscid jacinth]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[foggy sage]

I just researched the lightning effects, You cant get it in chess.com apparently, Its still availible in lichess though.

[gentle steppe]

Who is Sisyphus

[boreal coyote]

sussy wussy

[viscid jacinth]

Alright imma study

[pallid plinth]

Anyone wanna play

[gentle steppe]

L nerd

[boreal coyote]

imo getting a job>>>>jobless so

[lapis brook]

??

[rocky wedge]

is it possible to get clash of clans chess pieces

[nimble niche]

oh come on i 8-0ed someone and he didn't accept anymore rematches

[digital phoenix]

skill issue

[nimble niche]

the chess.com atomic player base is ass

he's 1800 atomic on chess.com

and i 8-0ed him

[boreal coyote]

in atomic or regular??

[nimble niche]

he's 1800 atomic and 1700 rapid in orthodox chess

[boreal coyote]

youre 2500 so youd crush an 1800 anyway

[nimble niche]

since when was i 2500?

[boreal coyote]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY BAD I THOUGHT @digital phoenix WROTE THAT

[nimble niche]

1800 chess.com atomic is like 1300-1400 lichess atomic maximum

[graceful lintel]

400 cc is 2400 lc

[nimble niche]

actually i take that back

[boreal coyote]

ohhhhh but youre like 2300 so youd crush an 1800 anyway

[nimble niche]

1200 maximum

[graceful lintel]

?

[boreal coyote]

?

[graceful lintel]

??

[boreal coyote]

??

[rocky wedge]

is it possible

[nimble niche]

1800 chess.com atomic is at max equal to 1200 lichess atomic

[boreal coyote]

obv

[nimble niche]

i got matched against a 2100 chess.com atomic and let's just say, his basic theoretical knowledge was a bit lacking

[boreal coyote]

i mean you can get to 1500 atomic from 200 in like 4 matches

so

[nimble niche]

that guy has played 1600 atomic games and still doesn't know basic theory

[boreal coyote]

ohhhhh

[nimble niche]

because nobody else in the player base does

[boreal coyote]

skill issue tbh

[nimble niche]

there are some decent players who play atomic on chess.com but they're at the top of the leaderboard

most good players play on lichess

[boreal coyote]

then go to lichess

[nimble niche]

i play atomic on lichess

im just checking out how bad the chess.com atomic player base seem now that i've played on lichess for a while

[lament jacinth]

Guys I just hit 3700 (on lichess)

Im 367 cc , should I go pro?

[jaunty roost]

Wtf

[lament jacinth]

Im pro now

[sleek isle]

hello

[stiff hinge]

real

[sleek isle]

really ?

[sleek isle]

3700 lichess ??

[indigo badger]

bro made hikaru

[sleek isle]

true

[lime lava]

Bro plays theory in atomic chess

[grim edge]

:3

[foggy sage]

i just mated someone with 16 seconds left onthe clock

[nimble niche]

atomic is highly theoretical

[indigo badger]

u are trash

[nimble niche]

i just 4-0ed a 2100 in chess.com atomic

[foggy sage]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-we-do-not-care-magnus-carlsen-edit-chess-gif-13925967012022837683

[candid river]

Hii

[candid river]

[lime lava]

[candid river]

You should be a GM

[indigo badger]

or eh used stockfish

[foggy sage]

Bro is beefing with everyone in the universe

[mild apex]

no

[indigo badger]

how uk we live in a universe

[foggy sage]

do /profile

[lime lava]

Nah its ez to get 3700 on lichess

[candid river]

Simulation fr

[foggy sage]

whats ur rating

[indigo badger]

289

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Queenie (queeniexo1)

This is the Chess.com profile of queeniexo1. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Queenie (queeniexo1)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 960 (peak)

[candid river]

960

[foggy sage]

can u stop fighting

xd

[indigo badger]

how uk i am fighting

[foggy sage]

cuz ur beefing with everyone

[indigo badger]

chess 960

[indigo badger]

if u are 300 in cc and 3700 in lichess what ya think

[foggy sage]

im not 3700 in lichess

i dont even play lichess

[indigo badger]

its not for u

[foggy sage]

also im not 300 in cc

[candid river]

I have never used lichess

[foggy sage]

i have used for puzzles

[indigo badger]

its for that person who have 3700 in lichess

[indigo badger]

I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT U

[foggy sage]

im not talking to u aswell

i was saying that to @candid river xd

[digital phoenix]

im gonna share this here

[nimble niche]

when i switched from playing atomic on chess.com to playing on lichess, i was 2100 chess.com atomic but i found myself only barely being 1700 lc atomic

[indigo badger]

I am talking about him

[candid river]

Who hurt you

[lime lava]

Joe

[indigo badger]

86 ovr 💀

[indigo badger]

he is dumb....

[digital phoenix]

is that good or bad

[foggy sage]

What game is that

[indigo badger]

tbh bad

[digital phoenix]

eafc mobile

[lime lava]

Why

[indigo badger]

fc mobile

[candid river]

I’m a Mario Kart pro

[digital phoenix]

yeah well atletico players are very low ovr

[nimble niche]

for the katakana in your name, did you mean to do toosuto instead of tosuto?

[indigo badger]

ic

[digital phoenix]

i alrdy ranked up like every one

[foggy sage]

is the fullform "Electronic Arts Football something Mobile"?

[digital phoenix]

best i can do is throw 90 ovr players into my subs

[indigo badger]

yes

[nimble niche]

oh wait it's tomato

[candid river]

What’s the point of playing football on the TV when you can play it outside?

[lime lava]

Where did u take mario from?
It was from my name wasnt it?

[digital phoenix]

when i dont play it outside i play it on phone

[nimble niche]

tomato mairos

[indigo badger]

@digital phoenix whats ur ratinmg btw ?

[nimble niche]

somehow i read the ma as su

[digital phoenix]

400

[lime lava]

I couldnt care less

[foggy sage]

no friends syndrome (i have it too)

[digital phoenix]

potato is better

[nimble niche]

no it's fine, i thought you meant toast instead of tomato

[digital phoenix]

toastato

[candid river]

Mairos Kart

Where are you from?

[indigo badger]

liar be fr

[digital phoenix]

i am >100 elo

[warm hedge]

chess is for nerds

[mild apex]

hes rly 400

[lime lava]

Its a me mario

[lime lava]

Portugal

[indigo badger]

ok 2400 +

[mild apex]

rly?

[gentle steppe]

I broke em

[lime lava]

Siiiu

[mild apex]

siuuuu

[indigo badger]

hard to find that role in ur profile

[candid river]

Portugal is beautiful

[indigo badger]

and no1 here cares about u mating some 100 elo with 16 sec left

[lime lava]

meh

[gentle steppe]

Ew

[indigo badger]

ew

[gentle steppe]

Ew

[indigo badger]

ew

[lime lava]

I care

[indigo badger]

how yk u care

[iron barn]

congrats

[lime lava]

Are u stupid or dumb

[indigo badger]

how yk i stupid or dumb

[iron barn]

I shamelessly flagged a kid in a opposite color bishop endgame just for fun

[gentle steppe]

Ewer

[runic raven]

hi guys

[indigo badger]

ewer x 10

[gentle steppe]

Ewer x 20

[digital phoenix]

ewe

[toxic lintel]

[gentle steppe]

My eyes are burning

[toxic lintel]

R they expired?

[random drum]

Yeahh

[random drum]

Sup NK

@hard gyro It's been a while

[hard gyro]

Indeed.

How are you guys doing?

[random drum]

I was not expecting that

Lol you replied like in 10-15 seconds

[random drum]

great wbu?

[digital phoenix]

@hard gyro do u play eafc mobile

[hard gyro]

Yeah, I have discord open by default on my pc

[hard gyro]

Doing good too

[random drum]

Nicee

[hard gyro]

Yup, started like yesterday

[random drum]

Nice

[digital phoenix]

nice

[hard gyro]

Man it's been a while

College life started, and life hasn't been the same since

[random drum]

If Aliens attack on earth and they ask you to have a match with only 4 players. If u win they will leave earth and if they win earth is their new planet in which we are slaves. Select those 4 players

[candid river]

👋

[random drum]

Bhai are u okay now?

[random drum]

sup

[digital phoenix]

what

[random drum]

In short: Aliens attacked on earth and they want a chess match with 4 players. Means Team Aliens vs Team Humans. what's ur Team humans

[hard gyro]

Managing

[digital phoenix]

can they play chess

im gonna put 4 400 elo players

[random drum]

Ig Aliens are smart. Maybe we should meet them in Area 51

[random drum]

Ohh how's clg?

[shy olive]

woahhhh, this discord is massive

[hard gyro]

Yeah, its good

[random drum]

btw the question asked from magnus was "If Aliens attack on earth and they ask u for a chess match. You have to save humanity. Which opening would u play and how will u trick them?"

[digital phoenix]

i will play crab

so i lose

[random drum]

Nice btw what was the last time when u met ur parents? Ig if u are still not feeling good. Go to home

[random drum]

and we lose humanity

[hard gyro]

Last time would be like 2 months ig.

I plan to visit them in a coupe weeks

[random drum]

Oh good

[slate owl]

rate wallapaper/10

[toxic lintel]

82/10

[random drum]

https://tenor.com/view/pixelplace-gif-24586548

[vague narwhal]

9/10

anyone wanna play

[slate owl]

ur elo?

[vague narwhal]

i was 1400 but in too bas now im like 1200

[shy olive]

how do i get rights to acces the ask an expert channel?

[slate owl]

too good for me im 300

[vague narwhal]

wow accurate

[shy olive]

yeah but i did connect my discord

to chess.com, thats why i'm confused

[digital phoenix]

try until u get it

[shy olive]

maybe now

[toxic lintel]

Never back down never give up

[shy olive]

works now, ty

[nimble niche]

win with the crab

I win with the crab so why can't you?

[random drum]

I asked a friend to make a random bingo for my upcoming 50 match series. I am sad bcz he forgot to add "One player sacrifices the rook" and then gotham photo there

[nimble niche]

against e4, my crab winrate is 50% and loss rate is 40%

against d4, my crab winrate is 57% and my loss rate is 43%

[toxic lintel]

I like crabs

[nimble niche]

against c4, my crab winrate is 100% (1/1)

[grim edge]

What is crab

[nimble niche]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crab

[grim edge]

Oh

[toxic lintel]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[grim edge]

Ohk

[nimble niche]

my black winrate is only like 44%

[random drum]

Anitta is now so inactive

[nimble niche]

even my crab as black winrates are higher than 44%

[toxic lintel]

Who's annita?

[nimble niche]

my white winrate is 46% and my wayward queen winrate is 56%

[graceful lintel]

Starts licking back

[random drum]

U are new here ig lol

[toxic lintel]

I miss annita

[graceful lintel]

She left?

[random drum]

why tf u still have that? Ig ur parents should check ur device

[toxic lintel]

[toxic lintel]

I now have the sudden urge to get really good at chess

[random drum]

She is inactive

[digital phoenix]

i manage to get anitta with a deez nuts joke on stream

[graceful lintel]

I don't think they'll mind a girl saying "owo"

[random drum]

I was kidding frnd

[nimble niche]

somebody once sent a nude femboy picture here by "accident"

[graceful lintel]

Ik

[toxic lintel]

😱

[grim edge]

Deez

[graceful lintel]

Yea grind

[toxic lintel]

It was totally by accident

[digital phoenix]

urge but no skill

[random drum]

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Play me rapid and give me some elo

[nimble niche]

yeah it's totally normal to have that saved

[toxic lintel]

[random drum]

where are u from?

[graceful lintel]

Ohk 🥹
I already know I'm gonna lose
So ye why not

[graceful lintel]

North Korea

[candid river]

💀

[graceful lintel]

Wby?

[grim edge]

U send challenge link

[graceful lintel]

Alr

[candid river]

“Accident” lol

[grim edge]

Femboy is gay???

[nimble niche]

Here you go, motivation to get to 2200

[random drum]

I thought u are from india lol

[nimble niche]

wdym? if you're a boy and you like femboys, then yes

[grim edge]

I don't like

[toxic lintel]

I'll be 2300 by tonight

[candid river]

What does “this user hates the trusted role” mean?

[supple imp]

Nah liking femboys isn't gay

[digital phoenix]

its just another colour role

[candid river]

How do I get it?

[random drum]

It's just a bad color that u have rn. That read colour

[digital phoenix]

#reaction-roles

[random drum]

#reaction-roles

[supple imp]

femboys usually looks better than most girls

[toxic lintel]

^

[digital phoenix]

tf

[supple imp]

(I'm jk don't take me serious)

[toxic lintel]

I'm not jk

[candid river]

Did it work?

[supple imp]

Word

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge check dms

[random drum]

yes

u have now brlliant move color on ur name

A nice picture @candid river do u know who is pragg? as u don't know about Anand yet

[toxic lintel]

Who's the women at the table in the back?

[random drum]

the fck u are noticing women here

[toxic lintel]

[random drum]

Simp

[supple imp]

I can't see a woman there

[random drum]

Simp

[random drum]

u are not a simp then

[toxic lintel]

All the way in the back, facing us

[random drum]

SIMP

[supple imp]

That's a guy right?

[random drum]

guy

[supple imp]

The guy in white below his arm

[candid river]

I don’t know who that is…

[supple imp]

Isn't that mvl

[toxic lintel]

In the back?

[random drum]

💀 do u know about magnus?

[candid river]

Yes

[mild apex]

whose magnus?

[candid river]

Obviously lol

[supple imp]

Ye isn't that mvl

[random drum]

YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT GOTHAM,ANAND,PRAGG.

[random drum]

That's shocking

[nimble niche]

wtf kramnik was 195cm

[random drum]

Pragg in in hype and Gotham was in hype since like start

[stable meteor]

@reef obsidian rc2-qh1

[drowsy lodge]

who is it though? i wanna know

[toxic lintel]

I'm not sure, it's some tall women tho, can tell, she's prob like 6 feet

[candid river]

I’m 8ft

[random drum]

just go and search. "Magnus leaves board and praises pragg in fide world cup"

[random drum]

5'5 lol

[toxic lintel]

Proof?

[nimble niche]

I'm taller than fabiano caruana 💀

[drowsy lodge]

imagine

[random drum]

I am more handsome that chris hemsworth

[supple imp]

I can't see a woman there except if the woman just has short hair I thought it was mvl (French gm)

[digital phoenix]

doubt it

[candid river]

🫤

[toxic lintel]

She's sitting at the table wearing white in the back

[random drum]

this is me

[digital phoenix]

more like the very opposite

[supple imp]

Ye we're talking about the same person but I thought that was a guy

[random drum]

Me and Bobby fischer have a common thing. We both have same height

[mild apex]

still dunno him

is he from msia?

[random drum]

but I don't want to die when I am 64

[toxic lintel]

No it's women, can tell by the ponytail her build tho could confuse some tho cause of how tall she is

[cerulean stirrup]

I wish to improve

But I don't know where to start

[toxic lintel]

I'm not sure🤔

[supple imp]

I can't even see a pony tail

[cerulean stirrup]

I read the guides and nothing seems to be working

[toxic lintel]

There's beginner lessons on chess.com, and youtube