💬〡general-off-topic

[stable mirage]

defo

[restive storm]

I don't see your point lol
Ofc they are

[cobalt swan]

nvm

cya

[fleet sigil]

fake, he's got 2300 rating

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-chess-honest-reaction-gif-13306512492287271968

[fleet sigil]

clean edit

[stable mirage]

hes so hot

[grim edge]

fr

[stable mirage]

#2200-or-higher 🔥

[grim edge]

owo

[stable mirage]

UwU

[grim edge]

owo is superior to uwu

[frigid compass]

beautiful rosy

[stable mirage]

both good

I prefer uwu

[wraith snow]

lol

2 brillant moves

game to game

and there both qeens sacs

in blitz 3 min

man

Im a streak today

or its just my oppenents playing bad

[sterile tusk]

Just played this in a 1/1 bullet game (wins the Queen)

Idk if there is any specific direction they should be facing

[stable mirage]

doesn’t matter, do what you want
same with knight

[fleet sigil]

tf happened to their message

[stable mirage]

they removed it

[grim edge]

how to pull

[coral hatch]

The mods are pretty weird on this server. They gave me a time out even when I said not a single word that was offensive.

[grim edge]

what'd you say

[upbeat viper]

you were being mean

[coral hatch]

Look at my old sentences, there was nothing offensive there. The mods on this server are a pretty touchy folks.

What does it mean to be mean?

[grim edge]

I've reached 1100 elo, make your questions :>

[mortal iron]

some one playt hanf brain with me lol

[wild oyster]

how did you get so good 😲 🤯

[coral hatch]

All I said was that I can beat any of you at chess any time of the day. Does that sound like mean to you?

[stable mirage]

congrats

[grim edge]

just a funni bishop move unlocked me the way to victory

[wild oyster]

can i implement this funni bishop move into my games?

[grim edge]

u can

no copyright 100% free

[wild oyster]

ok, my 2000 rated opponents wont see it coming

but, you have to explain the move...

[coral hatch]

I'm only playing with AI nowadays because normal people are just not worth a game.

[mortal iron]

yo mack, your 2000 you should hand brain with me

[wild oyster]

what position am i though

[mortal iron]

ill sac my elo for your brain

you can be brain

[wild oyster]

i mean i would play but im in the library so cant join call or smth

[grim edge]

bishop threatens the queen, wheter you take or not you are winning

[mortal iron]

just whisper lol

[wild oyster]

its not that typa library

[grim edge]

if queen takes bishop just a rook move leads your opponent to checkmate

[coral hatch]

Hi Obama.

[mortal iron]

oh darn, well if you wanna play ill play

[coral hatch]

Are the real former president?

[grim edge]

btw where can i send images

[wild oyster]

i think u need to be trusted or smth (the role)

[grim edge]

and how can i get the trusted rolel

[coral hatch]

Trust me. Everybody does.

I trust you Mr. Gaming.

[grim edge]

:>

[coral hatch]

Give him the trust badge. I can vouch, he will not post nude pics.

[grim edge]

nya

[grim edge]

why would i do that

[stable mirage]

!welcome

[grim edge]

xyz

[stable jungle]

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[grim edge]

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[stable jungle]

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[coral hatch]

Of course, you won't. I was saying that to the mods so that they will give you the trust badge.

Yay, you got your trusted badge.

[grim edge]

gg

[coral hatch]

Enjoy, being a trustworthy person among us non-trustworthy people.

[grim edge]

wait a sec

how do i connect my chess.com account to disc

it literally says it RIGHT THERE

where is RIGHT THERE

[coral hatch]

Now, I want the trusted badge too. Give me that.

[grim edge]

blind ahh mfo

[grim edge]

but what i must to add on da command

like, a link to my chess.com acc?

[manic nova]

lol just type anywhere here

[grim edge]

che hablas español?

solo usa /connect y te sale un link, ni es tan complicado

[coral hatch]

When did I get that trusted badge? I don't remember.

Who gave me that badge?

[grim edge]

the bot

[coral hatch]

But when?

[grim edge]

when you've completed the 3 criteria, automatically

[grim edge]

che, soy nuevo acá, teneme un poquito de paciencia

[frigid compass]

ni es tan complicado indeed brother

[grim edge]

dale, si ves a un mod en el chat decilé que te de rol para el chat español

Muy bien, gracias por su ayuda

[coral hatch]

Is that Spanish?

[grim edge]

indeed it is

[coral hatch]

How are you able to type Spanish with English alphabets?

[grim edge]

💀

what even is that question

you mean why both share the same alphabet or..?

[coral hatch]

Does Spanish have English alphabets?

[grim edge]

"alphabet" is the letters that are used, what's your question

[coral hatch]

I didn't know that Spanish has the same alphabet as English.

[grim edge]

ah, american?

[coral hatch]

That's pretty interesting. You learn something new every day.

I'm Indian.

[grim edge]

dude a lot of common languages share the same roman alphabet

italian, romanian, esperanto, latin, english, french

[coral hatch]

Which other languages have the same alphabets as English?

[grim edge]

all those do

[coral hatch]

Yup, now I see it in perspective. But why?

French sounds so different. Why does it have English alphabets?

[grim edge]

because most of them originate from latin

[coral hatch]

Oui, means yes. But both are so different. Weird.

[grim edge]

and it's not x that has english alphabet, it's english that has latin script

[coral hatch]

Crazy, mind blown.

[grim edge]

mind if i ask what year were you born in?

[coral hatch]

What about Russian? I have seen some English alphabets in Russian?

[grim edge]

russian originates from greek so it is different script

[coral hatch]

Wow, another interesting thing. First it was Latin, now Greek.

[grim edge]

tho it can be romanized, which means that if you read it it makes the same sound, but with a different alphabet

[hallow thistle]

chezz

[coral hatch]

Pretty interesting stuff about languages.

[grim edge]

.

[coral hatch]

Mind if I ask that you do not ask what year I was born in?

[ruby haven]

next is Hebrew

[grim edge]

that doesn't make grammatical sense

[coral hatch]

Doesn't have to. I make my own sentences.

[grim edge]

ok.

[coral hatch]

I hate grammar. Language should be grammar free.

[grim edge]

without grammar there's no speech

[nova verge]

same !

[ancient oriole]

Hiiiiii

[coral hatch]

Grammar is like authoritarian and oppressive on language.

[bright prairie]

Wow

[coral hatch]

I will speak my language in whatever way I wish to even if somebody misunderstands it. That's not my problem. That's his problem.

[grim edge]

ah yes the "im a narcissist so im right" card

[bright prairie]

So everything is good

Are you proud of me dad? :)) @grim edge

[grim edge]

yes child (since when are you my kid)

[coral hatch]

Ah yes, he seems to be a narcisiist, so he must be wrong and I can feel better about myself card.

[bright prairie]

Idk but i would like if you were my father

[grim edge]

dude, "i make a mistake but that's not my issue", how am i meant to interpret that

[fierce shuttle]

Anyone want to play a game now ?

[grim edge]

iiiiii am not old nor wise enough to be a parent

[bright prairie]

But i love u duck 😔

[coral hatch]

People made language, not language made people.

Why should we follow the rules of the old people on how to speak our language.

[grim edge]

im not rich enough for that either

[grim edge]

language is evolved with people, hasn't been "made"

also language evolves through generations, meaning it's no "old people" who dictate how we speak it

[manic nova]

"people made language" will literally equal "language made people" if there is no grammar. Because subject and object don't have order anymore

[coral hatch]

So, let it evolve. Why are you binding it with grammar rules?

[grim edge]

GRAMMAR HAS EVOLVED WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT

[bright prairie]

Nice argument

[hallow thistle]

chezz

[grim edge]

grammar is a part of language, ergo it evloves overtime

[bright prairie]

Wanna play a game? @manic nova

[bright prairie]

Chezz

[manic nova]

sorry, should be sleeping now actually

[fierce shuttle]

I want to play a game

[coral hatch]

What game?

[hallow thistle]

no you dont

[bright prairie]

What time is it at your place?

[coral hatch]

Let's typerace. Send me link.

[fierce shuttle]

Chess

[fierce shuttle]

What?

[manic nova]

5am

[bright prairie]

Connect your account

[hallow thistle]

you dont want to play anything

[bright prairie]

Don't tell me you will wast your night for a discord conversation

[willow turret]

Who wants to play unrated

[bright prairie]

I'm1400

[willow turret]

Thats ok

[manic nova]

already did, am gonna sleep now tho, tchau

[bright prairie]

Cool let's play

[willow turret]

Whats your username and what control?

[grim edge]

im like 99% that guy from earlier was underage

[bright prairie]

Anis_84

[coral hatch]

Goodnight.

[bright prairie]

Chose the time control

[willow turret]

10 min each?

[bright prairie]

Ok

[willow turret]

Alright I’ll send it in a sec gl!

[bright prairie]

Btw Pain was 1300 elo for one year @grim edge

[grim edge]

pain cheated

[bright prairie]

Ik

He cheated on me

I thought our relation was serious

[fierce shuttle]

How to do that ?

[willow turret]

If someone cheats on u they not for u

[bright prairie]

Use /connect

[worn ice]

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[willow turret]

My bf been loyal

[trail prism]

that what my ex did to me today :D

[bright prairie]

Mary her

[trail prism]

I am free from her now

[grim edge]

monogamy is BORING

[willow turret]

Anis I dmed challenge

[bright prairie]

What an amazing feeling to be free

[trail prism]

fr she started complaining about the fact that i study and play too much chess

[bright prairie]

Nothing? @willow turret

[trail prism]

she not worth it

[willow turret]

On discord dm

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Anis (anis_84)

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Name: Anis (anis_84)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1404 (peak)
Blitz: 1367 (1370 peak)
Bullet: 1407 (peak)

[bright prairie]

Oh ok

[willow turret]

My bf likes chess too

How?

[trail prism]

welp it is what it is

[grim edge]

how to pull

[jovial vector]

How can you study chess so much but still be at my rating didn’t know people even study at my rating 😂

[astral copper]

https://discord.com/reset

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> avnlokesh

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Rapid: 731 (peak)
Blitz: 368 (524 peak)
Bullet: 390 (441 peak)

[fierce shuttle]

Connected just now

[fleet sigil]

he's him, GM 1000 elo+

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Ivar Mark (ivar-mark)

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Name: Ivar Mark (ivar-mark)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1346 (peak)
Blitz: 1531 (1553 peak)
Bullet: 1603 (1628 peak)

[stable mirage]

based

[willow turret]

Wp anis

[frigid compass]

massive W https://www.chess.com/game/live/89759382143

[worn ice]

Javiermorenolopez (2134) vs. muffintoughen (2016)

Move List

1. Nf3 Nf6 2. d4 g6 3. c3 Bg7 4. Nbd2 d6 5. e4 O-O 6. Bd3 a6 7. O-O b5 8. a4 bxa4 9. Rxa4 Bb7 10. Qb3 Qc8 11. Re1 Nbd7 12. h3 e5 13. Ra1 Re8 14. Nf1 Rb8 15. Qc2 d5 16. dxe5 Nxe5 17. Nxe5 Rxe5 18. f4 Re6 19. e5 Ne4 20. Bxe4 dxe4 21. Be3 Qe8 22. Ng3 f5 23. Red1 Qc6 24. Qb3 Kh8 25. Rd2 Ree8 26. Rad1 Bh6 27. Rf2 Bg7 28. Rfd2 Ba8 29. Qf7 Rf8 30. Qd7 Qxd7 31. Rxd7 Rxb2 32. Rxc7 Rb7 33. Rxb7 Bxb7 34. Rd7 Bc8 35. Ra7 Rd8 36. Bd4 Bh6 37. Ne2 Bg7 38. g3 h6 39. h4 Rd7 40. Rxd7 Bxd7 41. Kf1 Bb5 42. Ke1 Bxe2 43. Kxe2 Kg8 44. Kd2 Bf8 45. Kc2 Kf7 46. Kb3 Ke6 47. Ka4 Kd5 48. Ka5 Bc5 49. e6 Bd6 50. Kxa6 Kxe6 51. Kb5 Kd5 52. Be3 Be7 53. c4+ Kd6 54. Kb6 Kd7 55. c5 Kc8 56. c6 Bd6 57. Bd4 Be7 58. Be3 Bf6 59. Bc5 g5 60. hxg5 hxg5 61. Be3 gxf4 62. gxf4 Bh4 63. Kc5 Bg3 

[willow turret]

Feels like you played like your gm title

[jovial vector]

Idk how to get past 1100 though doesn’t make any sense

[willow turret]

Chizu

[jovial vector]

What

[willow turret]

Do you analyze your games? Study opening?

Or practice puzzles daily

[trail prism]

man i havent slept in 2 days properly

[jovial vector]

I review every game and do lots of puzzles

[trail prism]

i hate exams

[fierce shuttle]

Anyone up for a game ?

[willow turret]

Get sleep if u can!

[bright prairie]

Hi

[jovial vector]

But nah I’ve never studied openings

[willow turret]

Without sleep I play like 300 lower

[trail prism]

curently it is 00:10

[willow turret]

Maybe find a few openings to stick with

[bright prairie]

"I just tell everybody everything, that's all. Your body has to be in top condition. Your chess deteriorates as your body does. You can't separate body from mind."-Bobby Fischer

[trail prism]

gotta learn for history , romanian and english exam

[jovial vector]

Oh well actually I do use caro kann and ponziani so yeah if that’s considered studying them

[willow turret]

I think its good to sleep before 0:00 and awake before 10 or 11

[bright prairie]

Is ponziani good?

[trail prism]

i wake up every day at 6:00 - 6:30

[bright prairie]

I don't think it's a good opening

[peak plank]

I personally don't like it

[fierce shuttle]

Here it's 2:40

[bright prairie]

Me too tbh

[willow turret]

The thing with me is i don’t know many names of openings but know how they work and some lines if that makes sense

Forget ppl names too within a minute

[bright prairie]

I feel it's like wayward queen attack

[willow turret]

Get sleep

[trail prism]

btw i must ask yall a question

[bright prairie]

@peak plank also pixi I'm 1400!

[floral moth]

🧠Human fact of the day 245!
A voltage as low as 50 volts applied to a person can block electrical signals between the brain and muscles. This can stop the heart beating properly and prevent breathing.📢

[trail prism]

my vision started acting strange latelly i see little dots everywhere where i look

[hallow thistle]

you're fired i think

[trail prism]

except of glass

[willow turret]

Black dots?

[bright prairie]

Like black things

[willow turret]

Too much electronics

[trail prism]

they are gray but yes

[fierce shuttle]

I am doing journey and I am unable to sleep.. will sleep once reach destination 😌

[willow turret]

Vision deteriorating I think from too much electronics

[trail prism]

i have this issue since i was 7yo it went off for a couple of years but came back

[bright prairie]

Thank you

Btw gg @willow turret

[willow turret]

You destroyed me

[bright prairie]

I'm on a win streak

[willow turret]

Nice

[bright prairie]

Confidence is key

[willow turret]

Cool

[covert cosmos]

ok

[willow turret]

Epic reaching the next 100

[bright prairie]

Congrats

Hiiiiiii Kirby!!!

[covert cosmos]

hi

[willow turret]

Ok Ima go play

[bright prairie]

Did you see I'm 1400

[peak plank]

I know, I was there 🙂

[covert cosmos]

well now i do

[willow turret]

Why not 600?

[trail prism]

i lost 200 elo in a month 💪

[willow turret]

Maybe the goal could be every 100

[covert cosmos]

real

[willow turret]

Only 200?

[bright prairie]

Now 1400 in blitz is my goal

[trail prism]

ye now i am at 1050

[fierce shuttle]

600 650 in chess.com or something else

[peak plank]

... y blitz? Not rapid?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> chickens4ever

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Rapid: 1648 (1683 peak)
Blitz: 1516 (1531 peak)
Bullet: 1732 (1873 peak)

[peak plank]

Go for 1500 rapid now

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> micubogdan

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Rapid: 1051 (1391 peak)
Blitz: 886
Bullet: 841 (1126 peak)

[willow turret]

Im unrusting

[bright prairie]

I'm 1400 in rapide

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Anis (anis_84)

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Name: Anis (anis_84)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1404 (peak)
Blitz: 1367 (1370 peak)
Bullet: 1407 (peak)

[peak plank]

Im... Not.

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> wins

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Rapid: 1984 (2096 peak)
Blitz: 1651 (1686 peak)
Bullet: 1767 (1808 peak)

[peak plank]

Don't shame me pls

[trail prism]

u near 2.5k keep the grind goin

[peak plank]

I fell off

[willow turret]

Can I play u??

[bright prairie]

Go for 2000 rapide

[willow turret]

Thats my goal

[jovial vector]

Why do I got no volume on when playing on my phone I can’t find how to turn it back on

[peak plank]

I'm already at that level. Just because I tilted doesn't mean I've lost the skill

[cerulean stirrup]

How do you get grandmaster status

[peak plank]

I just haven't played in a while

[trail prism]

I think ima go to the gym frecvently again

[cerulean stirrup]

Also what is FIDE

[bright prairie]

Yeah but it's prettier with 2000 elo role

[willow turret]

2500 with 3 norns or something

[normal grail]

hi peoples

[peak plank]

I keep my rating roles hidden anyways so idc

[storm crow]

in a game, 5 minutes left, how do i mate with a knight and a rook

[stable mirage]

2200 chat tho

[peak plank]

Idk I'll go for it when I have time nrn bye chat

[bright prairie]

How to do that?

[covert cosmos]

w

[peak plank]

/privacy

[bright prairie]

Hii Sirius :))

[stable mirage]

hi wsup

[normal grail]

hi peoples

[bright prairie]

What are you training for?

[willow turret]

Anyone 1600-2000 that I can play? I want to learn

[stable mirage]

cheese

[willow turret]

Unrated

[fleet sigil]

could be floaters

[covert cosmos]

play stockfish

[stable mirage]

hi

[slender jolt]

Chess

[bright prairie]

Sorry i know you didn't lost your level

[slender jolt]

I am back

[bright prairie]

Real

Worth it

[willow turret]

Cant even eat mushrooms now as a vegetarian

[bright prairie]

Why being vegetarian

[stable mirage]

I love meat

[fleet sigil]

yes

[bright prairie]

I love meat

[fleet sigil]

I love thick long meat

[willow turret]

What kind

[drowsy crest]

I love sweaty black meat

[spark ivy]

M E A T

[covert cosmos]

bad

[willow turret]

Not clean?

[drowsy crest]

SWEATY

[covert cosmos]

saucey

[bright prairie]

Show me Kirby photos pls @covert cosmos

[willow turret]

Interesting taste

[bright prairie]

He's friendly

[covert cosmos]

tissue

[storm crow]

you wouldn't eat rice without salt

[willow turret]

Im crazy

[covert cosmos]

crazy?

[willow turret]

I was crazy once

So they put me in a rubber room

[fierce shuttle]

my best game today https://www.chess.com/live/game/89755746503

[worn ice]

Yeelp (1401) vs. AVNLOKESH (716)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. c3 d5 4. exd5 Qxd5 5. Qa4 e4 6. Nd4 Bd7 7. Bb5 Nf6 8. Nxc6 bxc6 9. Bc4 Qg5 10. O-O Qh5 11. Re1 Bd6 12. d4 Qxh2+ 13. Kf1 O-O 14. Be3 Qh1+ 15. Ke2 Bg4+ 16. Kd2 Qxg2 17. Qxc6 Bf4 18. Be2 Qxf2 19. Qc4 Qxe3+ 20. Kd1 Qc1# 

[willow turret]

A rubber room with rats

Nice

[drowsy crest]

rats make me crazy

[covert cosmos]

suspicious game

[little elm]

you won right

[fierce shuttle]

What happened

[bright prairie]

Did you accept the gambit?

[little elm]

i have a 2-0 score against botez

[bright prairie]

Botez gambit

🗿

[radiant gale]

holy shit i thought i lost and i made a brilliant queen sacrifice https://www.chess.com/game/live/89761198225

[worn ice]

matht235235 (1122) vs. aliaboaya (1124)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 Bc5 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. d4 Bb4 5. Bd2 Bxc3 6. Bxc3 a6 7. d5 Nce7 8. Qd4 Nf6 9. Bc4 exd5 10. exd5 Nf5 11. Qe5+ Ne7 12. O-O-O O-O 13. Rde1 Ng6 14. Qg3 Nh5 15. Qg4 Nhf4 16. Ne5 d6 17. Qf3 dxe5 18. Bxe5 Qg5 19. Bxc7 Nxd5+ 20. Kb1 Nxc7 21. g4 Bxg4 22. Qe4 Rfe8 23. Qxb7 Rxe1+ 24. Rxe1 Qd2 25. Bxf7+ Kh8 26. Qxa8+ Nxa8 27. Re8+ Nf8 28. Rxf8# 

[bright prairie]

Why there is so many good players in this discord server

[little elm]

i played Qg6 Kg8 Qe8 Kh7 Qh5 Kg8 Qxe5 here against botez

[radiant gale]

idk im bad.

[fierce shuttle]

Only good players are joining this server ig

[bright prairie]

No i'm bad

[radiant gale]

im 1100 rated. you're 1400

[bright prairie]

@covert cosmos how old is your Kirby?

[bright prairie]

We both need to get better

[drowsy crest]

BRO I JUST GOT EN PASSANT MATED

[radiant gale]

wanna play 1v1 for fun?

[bright prairie]

W gg

[bright prairie]

Yeah but unrated

[radiant gale]

of course

dms right

[bright prairie]

10minuts?

[radiant gale]

yup

[bright prairie]

I'll send a link

[radiant gale]

pretty much i found a M5 with a brilliancy. am very proud of myself. because next move i'd get checkmated lmao

[covert cosmos]

like 1 month old

[grim edge]

:3c

[toxic valley]

hxg6 then free rook?

[covert cosmos]

no shit

[grim edge]

I played blindfolded chess for the first time against a 1400 strength player. I got to this position before we agreed to a draw because he had to leave

[last verge]

its one of the most common tactical patterns what do u think

[covert cosmos]

ok

[frigid compass]

m2

[toxic valley]

How

[stable mirage]

g6

[frigid compass]

Qxa5#

[covert cosmos]

intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

[twilit token]

♞

[covert cosmos]

lichess stockfish

[stable mirage]

its correct

[fiery beacon]

Something finally went good in my life but now it’s fall break and I don’t get to see any of my friends for 2 weeks and I’m depressed again

[covert cosmos]

google en passant

[drowsy crest]

croissant

[covert cosmos]

yes

[drowsy crest]

this wins a queen

Kxf7 Bg6 Kxg6 Qxd8

[covert cosmos]

w

or you lose the rook

[drowsy crest]

yeah that to

[toxic valley]

Is it fried liver attack but missing bishop protection

[drowsy crest]

its ICBM

[toxic valley]

And give 1 free pawn at start

[drowsy crest]

intercontinental ballistic missile

[covert cosmos]

gambit

[drowsy crest]

no this doesnt checkmate

this takes queen

[green jungle]

holy hell!

[stable mirage]

omg boykisser ily

[covert cosmos]

whay

[green jungle]

wym it's a picture of nature

its just trees and dirt bro

[stable mirage]

BOYKISSER

[green jungle]

cappin

[covert cosmos]

boykisser

[grim edge]

boykisser 🥺

[green jungle]

not a real r/anarchychess user

[stable mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-my-beloved-gif-3056565435677330496

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008520315153961051/1055379005836115978/caption-20.gif

[covert cosmos]

actual zombie

[green jungle]

it was supposed to be new response just dropped

get him

[covert cosmos]

theres no order

[green jungle]

theres an order

[covert cosmos]

call the exorcist

[green jungle]

you just forgot new response just dropped

[covert cosmos]

nuh uh

[green jungle]

wait

[stable mirage]

actual zombies

[toxic valley]

How did piece suddenly appeared in board and created checkmate threat

[covert cosmos]

bughouse

[stable mirage]

crazyhouse>

[green jungle]

or crazyhouse

[covert cosmos]

same thing

[green jungle]

crazyhouse is just fnaf but chess

[toxic valley]

Is that a thing in bughouse variant

[covert cosmos]

💀

[green jungle]

did you not read the rules of bughouse

[covert cosmos]

how do you go into bughouse not knowing the rules of it

[toxic valley]

I have no idea what is that but tried on chess.com

[cloud garnet]

he got -1 hahahahahahahah

[green jungle]

it has rules fam

[green jungle]

google stalemate

[cloud garnet]

I know but its funny

I offered a draw and he didnt take it

-9 material

[toxic valley]

I always mistake in endgame

[covert cosmos]

its still a draw tho

[covert cosmos]

you posted that before

[toxic valley]

I can only checkmate with queen

[green jungle]

please practice with the bot

never show that image again

[cerulean stirrup]

Guys

[cerulean stirrup]

I'm thinking on being a chess streamer

[green jungle]

stop thinking

[covert cosmos]

real

[cerulean stirrup]

Do right?

[green jungle]

you said it not me

[cerulean stirrup]

As soon as my dad's PC gets fixed

[green jungle]

pro stremer

[stable mirage]

try again

[cerulean stirrup]

And I get set up

[covert cosmos]

who

[stable mirage]

at least make like

short form content first

[cerulean stirrup]

Like?

Chess openings?

[stable mirage]

shorts/tiktok

of whatever

[grim edge]

Nobody wanna watch someone bad at chess

[stable mirage]

just please no cringe brilliant moves

[cloud garnet]

@cerulean stirruphow to get to 1k guide

[grim edge]

Yeah easier

[cerulean stirrup]

Or YouTube shorts

[covert cosmos]

e

[cerulean stirrup]

Like make openings and gambit guides

[slate owl]

UwU~

[green jungle]

chess content is all the same that it's now poker

[cerulean stirrup]

Well I'll spice it up

[green jungle]

but WHERE is the chess content where five dudes gather around one dudes pc and go trolling in 3min blitz

"moving all pawns up one square challenge how many rating points do i lose!!"

[cerulean stirrup]

Just need to get my Blitz and Bullet ratings to 100 first

[cerulean stirrup]

Of course without sandbagging

[covert cosmos]

100 💀

[green jungle]

cappin

[sharp galleon]

thought you were cirrin for a moment

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-tvman-tv-man-vinny-tv-gif-16566650067814021624

[slate owl]

hihi

[green jungle]

stop thinking

[stable mirage]

hello banana

[cerulean stirrup]

Not joking

[sharp galleon]

guess I’ll stop existing as well

[green jungle]

PEACE

[cerulean stirrup]

Of course without sandbagging of on purpose

[stable mirage]

nooo cewwen

[green jungle]

wasnt talking about u

cuwwun

why didn't it reply dumb discord

[sharp galleon]

[cerulean stirrup]

Should I focus on rapid or branch out to bullet and blitz

[green jungle]

cOwwOn

[cerulean stirrup]

Or other stuff

[sharp galleon]

bizmark moment

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499429273468403723/1135953265884934165/youd.gif

[sharp galleon]

real

[green jungle]

i love dream

[sharp galleon]

same

except I can’t seem to remember them

[green jungle]

i was going to send a follow up question

but it will get me muted

https://tenor.com/view/wah-pleading-emoji-emoji-plush-cry-gif-26365472

[sharp galleon]

I have a feeling you’re going to ask something about what’s happening in my dreams

[green jungle]

i meant the person idot

[sharp galleon]

or something along that line

[green jungle]

😡 😡 !!!!!!!!!

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/win10-gif-22842699

[green jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/oshi-no-ko-anime-ai-hoshino-idol-gif-8712266706126317077

[sharp galleon]

you win this round

[green jungle]

mines better

[covert cosmos]

real

[green jungle]

indeed

[green jungle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/499429273468403723/1135953265884934165/youd.gif

[sharp galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/catshakira-cat-dance-catdance-catdancing-gif-22503034

[drowsy crest]

make one for hot dog 💀

[green jungle]

💀 💀 💀

[covert cosmos]

no

[grim edge]

nya

[covert cosmos]

miau

[grim edge]

mrrp meow :3

[covert cosmos]

uwu

[green jungle]

this is a public area

[grim edge]

owo

[grim edge]

so what

[green jungle]

im just letting u know fam 🙏

[covert cosmos]

wow

[last verge]

tactical genius

[upbeat viper]

snicky bishop

[covert cosmos]

wo

eggdog

[green jungle]

black should play qg5+, this checks the king and forks the queen

[covert cosmos]

ra

[green jungle]

also, you unpin the queen from the rook so that pawn can now capture

that is why qg5 is the best move

[cloud garnet]

@last vergecould you pls coach me

[green jungle]

i cannot beleive white missed such a simple tactic !!!

[last verge]

i crown you a tactical genius, of a caliber like that of mikhail tal

[covert cosmos]

q'

[green jungle]

MICHAEL TAL !!!!!

[last verge]

try winning more often 👍🏼 hope this helps

[green jungle]

if you play good moves, you will win games, i hope this helps too 👍

i hope it elaborates further on the advice duck gave

[cloud garnet]

could you both coach me

?

till I get to 1k

[green jungle]

man im feeling kinda hungry right now i dont think i can answer that bye

[last verge]

let me elaborate further on cirrins advice

[cloud garnet]

only till 1k

[last verge]

playing good moves will often get you a winning position

[cloud garnet]

so no?

[vast gull]

Finnaly 1900 bullet

[covert cosmos]

ok

[bright prairie]

He can take with bishop????

[bright prairie]

Congratulations

[vast gull]

yea thx

I Play tactic have like -1 pawn in endgame but 10s vs 2s

[slate owl]

[bright prairie]

Bishop in d4 is better than bishop in c5?

For a king side attack

[lime lava]

but okey...

[lime lava]

those bishop moves are for manouvering kings

[bright prairie]

Wdym

[vast gull]

Matter on position

[bright prairie]

Yes i don't play bd4

Because it's blocking the other bishop

[vast gull]

If i dont see position i cant tell What is better

[cloud garnet]

could anyone pls coach me till 1000?

[umbral olive]

Hi

[drowsy crest]

bro till 1000 you dont even need coaching (900 elo btw)

[umbral olive]

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[cloud garnet]

I do

[vast gull]

Yea

For 1000 it is easy

[cloud garnet]

really?

[vast gull]

I will try

[fleet sigil]

fake person

[cloud garnet]

dm?

[lime lava]

kingside attack of your oppening is crazy

[bright prairie]

I play e4

When king castel

[covert cosmos]

es

[bright prairie]

King side

[fleet sigil]

i play e 10

[bright prairie]

Tf is that

[fleet sigil]

white is actually him

built different

[lime lava]

im messing with u

[lime lava]

he thinks he/him

[covert cosmos]

real

[serene thicket]

imma start playing the grob opening

i think its really really good

[lime lava]

7/10

[covert cosmos]

coca cola gambit

[fleet sigil]

2/10

[serene thicket]

ik im just joking

[fleet sigil]

-1/10(the joke)

[serene thicket]

Thanks bro

[fleet sigil]

-5/10(the sarcasm)

[bright prairie]

@covert cosmos good night mr Kirby

[grim edge]

When pepsi counter gambit

[serene thicket]

-7/10 (the replies)

[bright prairie]

Wassup g @grim edge

[covert cosmos]

real

[grim edge]

Dr.pepper attack

[grim edge]

Hyd my dude

[covert cosmos]

coca cola gambit accepted sprite variation

[bright prairie]

Dr pepper exist in Morocco?

I've never drink it

[grim edge]

Coca cola gambit declined : prime variation

[grim edge]

Had it in rabat before

[lime lava]

its a good opening in blitz

[grim edge]

Mairos youre an fm now?

Congrats my guy

[bright prairie]

Nice

I'm 1400 bro @grim edge

[covert cosmos]

crazy

[grim edge]

Nice dude

Ill be there soon myself

[lime lava]

depends what FM we talkin bout

[sharp galleon]

Fanatic Muslim

[cloud garnet]

FM is not Female Master or something like that?

[covert cosmos]

ke

where chat

[lime lava]

Yes

Im a female master

[cloud garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/chitty-chitty-chat-chat-chat-kung-fu-panda-gif-4649137

[covert cosmos]

yes

[cloud garnet]

Chat

What do you think Chat aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh chat

[covert cosmos]

?

[lime lava]

Now its betta

[cloud garnet]

xqc

[covert cosmos]

no

[abstract mantle]

can perfume be used as a biological weapon for warfare

[covert cosmos]

probably

[abstract mantle]

this is how u make chat alive ok

ask the most random out of field question ever that requires debate

[covert cosmos]

real

kekw

[normal hatch]

Fart perfume

[stable mirage]

bongcloud

[grim edge]

grandmas perfume

fasho

[slate owl]

in japan they sell women's armpit scented perfume

or so I'm told

[midnight summit]

Bro

[drowsy crest]

even part between thigh and stomach scented

[stable mirage]

wonderful

[agile furnace]

hi

[visual lichen]

anyone wna play rapid?

[mystic stream]

Cap

[severe oxide]

I wonder if there are any titled players in chat

[peak plank]

[random drum]

Good Morning

[peak plank]

Wonder if any NMs

Named RandomDude

[drowsy crest]

remember i told you yesterday how I was gonna cross 1000 elo

and you told me practice something else instead

well guess what

||pls tell what you told me yesterday, I forgot what you told me and I am still stuck 900 elo||

[random drum]

Wonder if any fobby bischer

[drowsy crest]

do you mean me my good sir

[random drum]

yeah

[drowsy crest]

e4

[heavy swallow]

[modern vortex]

How do i remove a ping that i can't find?

[slate owl]

1v1 it

[primal shore]

Click and hold on the server icon and press mark all as read

[random drum]

e5

[modern vortex]

I don't know which server it's in

[random drum]

@primal shoreSup

[drowsy crest]

nf3

[random drum]

Ke7#

[drowsy crest]

Resign

[primal shore]

Drinking with some mates

[random drum]

Lol good btw it's been a while

[drowsy crest]

autism dyslexia colour blindness 💀

[random drum]

🤝

[drowsy crest]

bro has the premium subscription

[random drum]

what about chess now?

[primal shore]

mhm

[primal shore]

God no

[random drum]

you hate chess now?

[primal shore]

I haven't played in like 2 months haha

[primal shore]

No I'm just drunk

[random drum]

Ohh

[primal shore]

Don't have the time for chess been to busy with school and work

[random drum]

drunk Magnus ❌ drunk lucy ✅

[drowsy crest]

drunk drunken drinking drunked tho>>

(i am drunk)

[primal shore]

calling cap on that one

[random drum]

Idc lucy better

Lucy can adopt me tbh our score is literally 0-3

[peak plank]

0-3 is not 0-10

[proper bronze]

I would focus on those but I have 100+ nofications on there 😭😭😭

(just hope you don’t have any daily games running)

[random drum]

I am just not good lol 🤷‍♂️

[peak plank]

Oh you were the guy that got adopted by bast

How the heck did that happen

[restive storm]

Bad opening matchup

[grim edge]

Yo chat ded

@vital acorn

[vital acorn]

Who dare to summon me

[primal shore]

Fr

[primal shore]

Look at my mates cats paw :00

He has 7 fingies

[peak plank]

bro its like the cats

who the hell made them

and why is it the first thing i see

[mossy meteor]

this reminds me of a story directors and cinematographers like to tell

[wraith willow]

lol

[mossy meteor]

that the old timey directors never liked to shoot facing the pretty sun at sunset or sunrise. they turned the opposite direction so they can get the ugliest shot, because it was the true character of the location

[restive trellis]

can i steal this image?

[peak plank]

not his image, so ofc 🙂

[sharp fog]

Hi

[restive trellis]

aight thanks fam

[wraith willow]

yes

[restive trellis]

aight thanks g

[abstract mantle]

both of them. women don't exist

[grim edge]

Why the hell am I down nearly 500 damn elo

help me every day that this streak continues it tilts me even more

[sharp fog]

NPC

[grim edge]

I don’t think losing 500 elo in less than three weeks to purely cheaters is even possible

[sharp fog]

Napocor?

Laro tayo over the board

Lari

Chess

Napocor village?

[grim edge]

Fork dork clorck smork

[grim edge]

man shut yo ass-

hrheheheheh

[sharp fog]

May master ako kaibigab sa nia

Ah i just thought u lived at napocor village QC

[grim edge]

I’m just tilted

I went from 1200 to 1600, I was hoping I might hit 1800 by the end of the year

and now I’m god damn 1100

how do i get more perms?

I’m fr about to just close my cc acc at this point

like I’ve had like 5 wins today out of like 27 games

I at least do decent in blitz but I’m fr about to just quit rapid

[peak plank]

bullet has more cheaters tbh

[valid sedge]

Played one game of chess two days ago

[peak plank]

fr

[grim edge]

I was not

You can check all of my games from when I was 1600

YOU THINK I KNOW

[ruby nebula]

he got too excited and it fell off

[grim edge]

you can if you play a shit ton of games daily

[ruby nebula]

maybe

[grim edge]

that’s honestly what happened to me

only 15? I average at least 20

like I made a joke about grinding 1300-1600 in 3 days

and then it just happened

I don’t think I’d play at least 4,000 games on this account just to cheat to 1600

[peak plank]

I play... 1/14th of a rapid game every day...

I honestly play more OTB rapid than chess.com rapid at this point

(rated)

[grim edge]

DUDE

I ASKED A DUDE O. TIKTOK LIVE HIS THOUGHTS ABOUT NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

I’m pretty sure that was a dc

AND HE SAID "what part"

Because I was using cellular during that game

this is whu nobody likes tiktok bro

I’m done with rapid for now

I’ll play like one more game and that’s it

[ruby nebula]

im starting to get back to chess

HUH

[grim edge]

check my games all you want I’ve gotten worse

idc at this point

I didn’t even think I deserved to reach 1600

[peak plank]

tmmrw ill be playing 4 OTB games

[ruby nebula]

i feel like playing fps chess

[grim edge]

ok I got a win

[peak plank]

Its a small club tourney. so ill porb be 5th seed or smth with some NMs at the top

[grim edge]

it was a stupid tactic but it worked ig

[peak plank]

💀

I already play the reti better than you do what do you want

I legit won and got a brilliant in the game vs you when I played the reti vs you

[ruby nebula]

i just play the english cause i hate multiple openings

[peak plank]

english transposes to multiple openings

CC

though that didnt end up well

[grim edge]

every time I see someone play the pirc it just goes to a king’s indian and it usually doesn’t go
Well

[peak plank]

Thats true, felt like saying that tho

[ruby nebula]

yeah but there are some openings i avoid like sicilian and kings indian stuff like that

[peak plank]

reti game is rlly fun tho

*gambit

reti gambit.

[grim edge]

I mean transposes to the actual king’s indian defense

[ruby nebula]

i play kings indian (black)

[grim edge]

not the general
Setup

it is if you know what you’re doing

[hollow venture]

Anyone from Chicago?

[grim edge]

that’s why you’re 1800

[ruby nebula]

its cause he doesn't play rg8

[grim edge]

shut yo a-

[wraith willow]

people who are under 1400 are bad

tbh

well

[peak plank]

no shit, sherlock

[wraith willow]

1800 is bad

[grim edge]

we don’t talk about rook g8

[ruby nebula]

what are you talking about

[wraith willow]

people under 1000 be like

[grim edge]

says the 1774

[wraith willow]

yeah

[peak plank]

yes we know

[wraith willow]

i accept im bad

[grim edge]

yk what I’m just going to speedrun losing my elo

[wraith willow]

F FOR PUCHO

PAY UR RESPECTS

[ruby nebula]

c

[grim edge]

how long is it going to take before I get tilted to the point I break my phone and delete my
Acc

[ruby nebula]

f

[wraith willow]

F

[grim edge]

idfk probably like two weeks

[ruby nebula]

just play grob if yoy wanna lose and give some elo to some noobs

charity work

Sure

[grim edge]

i think it’s worse if I play f3 and then spam king moves

[wraith willow]

play f bongcloud

[grim edge]

then I can blame my elo loss on the opening

[wraith willow]

def

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> zevo-541

This is the Chess.com profile of zevo-541. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1774 (peak)
Blitz: 1669 (peak)
Bullet: 1639 (2000 peak)

[wraith willow]

my bullet

[peak plank]

@grim edge The way you play the reti is kinda passive tbh

[wraith willow]

😭

[peak plank]

bullet dont matter

neither does blitz

I hate bullet

I hate blitz

I hate rapid

I also hate classical

[wraith willow]

shushhhhhhhhhh

[peak plank]

Basically I hate all chess

[wraith willow]

ur probably less than 1600

[peak plank]

????

[grim edge]

Ril

[peak plank]

what does that even mean?

[wraith willow]

only someone less than 1600 would say they hate chess

[peak plank]

Fisher has said he hates chess

[wraith willow]

well

only someone whos not in their right mind

[grim edge]

Paul Murphy:

[wraith willow]

and less than 1600 would say that

[peak plank]

Trya called me low rated when I first met him ._.

in gottham city

[grim edge]

I’m starting to hate it now

[grim edge]

Because u act like one

[peak plank]

It was an opening varation not an opening 😦 I asked TMC (moons server) and all the 2200+'s agreed

[wraith willow]

well do d3 and than Kd2

[grim edge]

I locked my king in jail

[peak plank]

how tf did you get into that positon

[grim edge]

because my opponent felt bad for
Me
For whatever reason

[latent pebble]

ok

[grim edge]

they’re legit asking me in chat what the f*** I’m doing

[lament quest]

Hi, sorry to bother, I'm just wondering, is there a way to create a study on chess.com?

[peak plank]

@wraith willow U down for a game?

[wraith willow]

ssure

[peak plank]

Dms

[grim edge]

@grim edge W position

[peak plank]

@wraith willow

[latent pebble]

New account lol

Good luck little man

[wraith willow]

accept me

[grim edge]

Anyways time to close my acc now

[peak plank]

check DMs

[grim edge]

i am legit binge watching spiderman with my 12 week puppy

this is the life

[grim edge]

What were we arguing again?

I honestly don't remember

[peak plank]

smth about the fried liver not being an opening but rather a varation of an opening

[grim edge]

I'm just half trolling tbh

I really don't care much about those

[stable mirage]

fried liver isnt even a variation

its just a blunder

by black*

[peak plank]

even better

[stable mirage]

and no knight attack isnt fried liver

[midnight sigil]

anyone want to play chess i am at 464

[errant zephyr]

Hello

[midnight sigil]

hi

@errant zephyr want to play chess.com i am 464

[errant zephyr]

464 underground ?

[midnight sigil]

huh

no my rank is that

nvm

[errant zephyr]

give me 10 mins

[grim edge]

it’s not fried liver until sac

[stable mirage]

yes and once its fried liver black has already blundered

and I argue that blunders shouldnt count as openings

[grim edge]

yeah

then again we have the literal bongcloud marked as an actual opening on cc

[peak plank]

im trying to troll the guy

I threw a game vs him to make him think im 400

[grim edge]

THE BONGCLOUD

[nimble niche]

what about that line in the 4 knight sicilian where en passant is not played?

[stable mirage]

illegal moves are also not openings

[wraith snow]

Hello

[grim edge]

sirius tip for HOW THE HELL DO I NOT KEEP GOING ON THIS STREAK

[stable mirage]

idk

play better

[nimble niche]

how did 489 masters forget that en passant is compulsory?

489 masters games and 0 played en passant

[stable mirage]

idk must not be anarchychess subscribers

[grim edge]

don’t ask HOW

[pulsar bear]

why are people toxic in chess?

really don't get it

[latent pebble]

Anyone watch kingdom of heaven?

[latent pebble]

He literally provided a reason

[grim edge]

because they’re describing themselves

[pulsar bear]

that's not a reason...

theres not a single good reason to be toxic for no reason

especially in chess

[haughty abyss]

Why do I have a habit on always trying to attack the rook

Should I get rid of that habit in chess

Repeat again I didn’t read it all

[latent pebble]

What he did wasn’t right, but you know why he was toxic. It’s just a terrible coping mechanism of his, don’t let it get in your head.

[grim edge]

It was a really bad joke related to a certain event

[haughty abyss]

Tell me

I am full of curiousity

[grim edge]

There’s a nerf every american has

and it’s that they start without their towers

[haughty abyss]

In chess or irl

[peak plank]

hmm

[grim edge]

i think you see the “joke” now

[haughty abyss]

I don’t get it

[peak plank]

hmm

[haughty abyss]

Holy cow

[peak plank]

@wraith willow gimmie a sec, ignore the ping

im just checking ur profile

[haughty abyss]

Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone

[peak plank]

interesting account

[wraith willow]

my 2,100 friend helps from time to time

[peak plank]

hmm

[grim edge]

Eh I’m annoyed anyway

[wraith willow]

ive never beat him

hes so good

[drowsy crest]

well, there is nothing we can do

[haughty abyss]

His a chess master