💬〡general-off-topic

[tulip lichen]

I technically can't say it's not a real life melee weapon because of this

[grim edge]

ill en passant the dinosaur

[frozen jolt]

what are you talking about

[slate owl]

i mean furries are cool

it's just that assholes are assholes

[digital phoenix]

ur probably a furry

[grim edge]

this one wont do shit to the dino

[frozen jolt]

uwu

[fair pewter]

You don't need that just get one from the lightsaber store lmfao

[frozen jolt]

indeed

[tulip lichen]

it's literally fire

[slate owl]

no(i think)

[grim edge]

he'll kick tf outta u

[digital phoenix]

and the only reason why i dont like them is because all they do is come here and post furry nsfw

[grim edge]

with his tail

[fair pewter]

Yea it ain't doing shit he'll smoke you

[tulip lichen]

burn his legs

[mint bobcat]

are you actually furry or are you pretending to be furry

[grim edge]

buddy ur gettign flown 100 yards away with his tail

[fair pewter]

You might be able to give it a small burn but you'll be dead

[tulip lichen]

it aint a trex bro

[frozen jolt]

im literally not a furry and i never said that i was

[barren magnet]

Anyone wanna play I'm 1200 smth

[slate owl]

[frozen jolt]

i just love them

[mint bobcat]

good job

[frozen jolt]

sure

[digital phoenix]

bad job

[grim edge]

Cringe

[fair pewter]

It still weighs like 10x as much as you wtf u mean

[slate owl]

that means youre a furry

[grim edge]

do u think if we charges at u, youll kill him with some fire

[frozen jolt]

uwu daddy

[frozen jolt]

i dont think so

[barren magnet]

Dm

[random scarab]

oh yes daddy

[tulip lichen]

it can cut metal bro

[slate owl]

qhay the fixk

[grim edge]

[frozen jolt]

where did you come from

[fair pewter]

You're not stopping a charging bull with that lightsaber

[grim edge]

Furry

[grim edge]

very slowly im guessing, the dinosar impact wont last seconds

[random scarab]

just got on but looks like i'm here at the right time

[grim edge]

fr

[slate owl]

[fair pewter]

Even if it does instantly you're still getting bodied by like 1000 kgs of sheer muscle

Moving god knows how fast

[tulip lichen]

melting titanium

[grim edge]

itll just hurt the bull not kill it

[random scarab]

i get bodied every night by @frozen jolt

[frozen jolt]

[grim edge]

slowly

[grim edge]

How did you became furry

[random scarab]

secret uwu

[fair pewter]

Thing is you can't even kill that thing if you have a gun probably

[mint bobcat]

read rules

[grim edge]

Deez

[fair pewter]

You'd still get bodied

[random scarab]

😩

[mint bobcat]

oh darn I still have the gay pawn

[random scarab]

whats deez

[tropic plaza]

Ge

[fair pewter]

You'd need like a msga strong shotgun and you'll still only have a slim chance of surviving

[tulip lichen]

within 8-9 seconds

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

u need a whole ass bag full of gas to carry that,

[mint bobcat]

sewey

[tulip lichen]

damn you right tho

we need the gas tank

[fair pewter]

Bull isn't waiting 8 to 9s 😭

[mint bobcat]

darn it I don't know how to remove the gay pawn

[tulip lichen]

animals are afraid of fire believe it or not

[grim edge]

Sed

[grim edge]

itll run at at u, and toss u and ur lightsaber will land on gas tank and boom ur dead

[mint bobcat]

ikr

[frozen jolt]

too much yiff fs

[digital phoenix]

just unclick

[fair pewter]

By that logic you can defeat an allosaur with a torch

[mint bobcat]

I forgot where I got it though

[frozen jolt]

@barren magnet accept challenge

[digital phoenix]

id:customize

get the dirt off u

[tulip lichen]

well not defeat it bro it's not a video game boss

but scare it off maybe

[mint bobcat]

Thank you very much

[digital phoenix]

nice

[fair pewter]

That's defeating it

[grim edge]

u have to kill it for the money

[fair pewter]

Youre still alive so you win

[tulip lichen]

I'm saying MAYBE because it might just cut your arm and make you drop the torch

[grim edge]

.

[tulip lichen]

well not might

[mint bobcat]

Don't fight it; stay alive.

[tulip lichen]

it would do it they're smart animals

[barren magnet]

.

[fair pewter]

You aren't killing an allosaur with a lightsaber lmao

[mint bobcat]

guys ronaldo or messi

[tulip lichen]

bro you're the one that picked it not me

[frozen jolt]

your mother

[random scarab]

whats wrong daddy 😩

[mint bobcat]

shush furry

[random drum]

@digital phoenixare u willing to play against doofus?

[fair pewter]

Why would it need to cut off your arm when it can just kill you with less effort ☠️

[grim edge]

then u might win with a tazer

[frozen jolt]

im not a furry tho

[digital phoenix]

morata

[digital phoenix]

yeah but not now

[tulip lichen]

you would maybe put the torch in it's face when it tries to bite?

[frozen jolt]

hey im on my way there😭

[tulip lichen]

and it will know that?

[frozen jolt]

so true

[stuck kestrel]

crister ronaldo

[random drum]

have u ever played against him?

[stuck kestrel]

Sewyy

[grim edge]

Son

[digital phoenix]

nop

[grim edge]

bro just go hide and run

[frozen jolt]

nope

[stuck kestrel]

LAKAKA

[fair pewter]

Yea you're not even gonna be able to take out a polar bear with that lightsaber

[grim edge]

better chances of surivial

[tulip lichen]

it will kill you after you drop the torch no shit

[stuck kestrel]

Romelu Lakaka

[random drum]

it would be interesting to see u guys tbh.

[digital phoenix]

i would lose

[fair pewter]

WHY DOES IT NEED TO MAKE YOU DROP THE TORCH 💀

[stuck kestrel]

u guys played Ea Fc ?

[digital phoenix]

im very washed i havent touched chess

[random drum]

but you have better rating

[grim edge]

Shut up

[fair pewter]

You underestimate how fast an animal like that can destroy you

[tulip lichen]

idk bro it wouldn't want to get 2nd degree burns

[stuck kestrel]

i was 130 ovr in fifa mobile and its all gone :((

[digital phoenix]

skill issue now grind again

[stuck kestrel]

Im 83 now

[frozen jolt]

why daddy 🥺

[fair pewter]

You're not staying alive long enough to give it second degree burns

[tulip lichen]

forget about 2nd degree burns WE'RE TALKING ABOUT TITANIUM MELTING FIRE

[random drum]

you and doofus have about 100 elo difference

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

u dont have zanetti moukoko and grealish?

[fair pewter]

You'll still get bodied by one hit it doesn't matter 💀

[stuck kestrel]

I got them free as compensation

[digital phoenix]

nope i waited for reset so didnt touch founders event

[frozen jolt]

😩

[slate owl]

ahahahahsxikqkxnaizjja

[tulip lichen]

bro the shit can literally melt titanium in 8 seconds slow but deadly

[stuck kestrel]

its not fifa anymore

[slate owl]

if i didn't blunder i would be 1400 by now

[grim edge]

[frozen jolt]

thats so true man

[fair pewter]

It doesn't need that long to kill you 😭

[slate owl]

😂

[frozen jolt]

REALLYYYYY

[fair pewter]

It can take you out in half a second of contact tops

[frozen jolt]

you can take me out

[grim edge]

1400s are nub

[digital phoenix]

and id be a gm

[frozen jolt]

i'd be magnus

[fair pewter]

It's also a predator so you're not gonna have a faster reaction speed than it

[slate owl]

your about me is wild

[stuck kestrel]

magnus blunders too

[frozen jolt]

you name is as well

[grim edge]

@grim edge play me

[frozen jolt]

then i'd be god

[tulip lichen]

tbh it would take long to turn with it so it can just go behind you or hide in a bush or smth and ambush you

[fair pewter]

Half a second is being generous if it's rushing you then you're just dead on contact

[grim edge]

[stuck kestrel]

you would be stockfish

[grim edge]

Ok

[fair pewter]

Even if it's on it can legit just rush you and kill you

[grim edge]

[tulip lichen]

yeah they were ambush hunters

[grim edge]

backpack only lasts 5 mins i checked

[frozen jolt]

no, i'd be god

[grim edge]

ur dead buddy

[frozen jolt]

i'll do it

[slate owl]

god<stockfish

[frozen jolt]

10 seconds is ez time control

the 10 seconds

[fair pewter]

Ok so you think that if you're put in a 10x10 m box with an allosaurus and given a 9mm gun you could survive?

[severe oxide]

https://www.chess.com/member/ivixsettings lmao

[digital phoenix]

anyone can last 10 seconds

[fair pewter]

Fully loaded

[grim edge]

same

[digital phoenix]

whos that

[severe oxide]

some guy earlier today

[slate owl]

me:

[tulip lichen]

I don't even think a 9mm gun can pierce it's flesh?

[digital phoenix]

practice

[fair pewter]

It defo can prolly just not gonna go that deep though

[tulip lichen]

will just pierce the skin

[digital phoenix]

@mint bobcat i wouldnt take that

[fair pewter]

Maybe you survive if you have a flamethrower

[frozen jolt]

every day at 7pm sharp

[fair pewter]

Still not certain

[frozen jolt]

his mother did

[grim edge]

mods

[fair pewter]

If it's got the intellect of a human it can just rush through the flames and one shot you 💀

[frozen jolt]

whats wrong with that

[grim edge]

guys i think i cant controll

im gonna do it

<@&745328830649991179>

sorry i let yall down

[frozen jolt]

mf whats wong with that

shes not good at chess

it was a sick roast fr

[slate owl]

fr

[grim edge]

are u sure

[slate owl]

it was so sick that i got sick of it before even hearing of it

[frozen jolt]

you have pride pawn now, you gay now?

[frozen jolt]

[frozen jolt]

yes.

[frozen jolt]

why you bullying me 😔

[slate owl]

cuddling

[tulip lichen]

a flamethrower is lower in heat than heated plasma💀

[fresh wind]

why are you bullying others?

[slate owl]

fr

[frozen jolt]

when was i bullying someone

[fresh wind]

idk, being rude about their family?

[tulip lichen]

heated plasma can reach up to 8037.7 celsius while a flamethrower can only reach 1000-1300 Celsius

[frozen jolt]

i said that his mum wasnt good at chess

[slate owl]

I'm definitely hotter

[tulip lichen]

the only downside of it is the gas tank you have to carry everywhere

[fresh wind]

that's not what you meant

[frozen jolt]

thats what i said

[fresh wind]

let's be honest, we know what you're implying with that message

[fair pewter]

Yea but significantly more flame

[frozen jolt]

i want implying anything and you have no proof that i was

[grim edge]

shes been saying provocative stuff since she got unbanned

[fair pewter]

You 100% stand a better chance with a flamethrower than a lil lightsaber

[frozen jolt]

i wasnt banned and im a guy

[grim edge]

@fresh wind

[tulip lichen]

and more range

[grim edge]

unmuted*

[tulip lichen]

and probably heavy but not as heavy as the lightsaber

[frozen jolt]

exactly

[fair pewter]

Freedom of speech doesn't exist get banned scrub

[frozen jolt]

i didnt say any bad words

[tulip lichen]

so basically instead of piercing a hole in it with heated plasma you give it 3rd degree burns all over it's body

[slate owl]

🗿

[upbeat viper]

owo chat

[fair pewter]

Probably

[slate owl]

kitty?!

[fair pewter]

One hole ain't doing shit to that thing 😭

[tulip lichen]

the lightsaber is basically either one shot or you're dead

[slate owl]

oh boy one hole is all it takes

[tulip lichen]

higher risk of using it

[fair pewter]

You aren't one shotting it 💀

[grim edge]

youre dead no matter what

[tulip lichen]

one hole in the heart is enough dumbass💀

[fair pewter]

Unless it kneels down for you and waits for you to aim and burn a hole through it's skull

[grim edge]

why would it let u do that for 20 seconds

[tulip lichen]

wow even with an 6000 degree celsius flame

[fair pewter]

Aah yes it seems highly realistic for it to show you it's heart 💀

[slate owl]

it used /kill command

[tulip lichen]

8 seconds is all it takes for it to melt titanium

[fair pewter]

Buddy youre fked in a zombie apocalypse

[grim edge]

but its thick and u can only burn the surface

[tulip lichen]

any vital organ being pierced or cut is enough bro

[tulip lichen]

bro the dinosaur flesh wasn't made by edna

it aint fireproof

[fair pewter]

Any vital organ pierce isn't an insta kill I don't think you know how biology works

[grim edge]

dawg youd get yeeted, running is ur best choice, also the lightsaber lasts 5 mins

[slate owl]

[tulip lichen]

I didn't say all vital organs being pierced is an insta kill I just said the heart

any vital organs would cause it problems

[grim edge]

bro dodges the lightsaber 5 min point

[fair pewter]

"any vital organ" 🗿

[grim edge]

behinds 10 kgs of muscle

[fair pewter]

That doesn't even matter he's just dead if it lasts an hour

[tulip lichen]

"any vital organ being pierced or cut is enough"

[pallid plinth]

.

[tulip lichen]

"one hole in the heart is enough"

[tulip lichen]

bro did you just say 10kgs?

[grim edge]

how r u gonn go inside heart

[fair pewter]

You're not gonna get it's heart before it smokes you 🗿

Smartest 13 yo:

[grim edge]

the heart is like a whole lightsaber's length deep inside it

[fair pewter]

[tulip lichen]

no shit sherlock

[slate owl]

chat is being nonsense so im gonna tell you a disturbing fact

[grim edge]

youd have to put ur lightsaber INSIDE HIS MUSCLDE

[fair pewter]

Caro probably

[tulip lichen]

we're not fighting a chimpanzee we're fighting a 2400 kg allosaurus

[slate owl]

diarrhea poop is 70 degrees Celsius when it comes out

[fair pewter]

It's pretty easy to play it's just passive

[grim edge]

dawg ur not putting ur lightsaber inside his muscle

[slate owl]

how beginner is they

[random drum]

Should I let my crush win in a chess game ?

or should I crush her

[slate owl]

when i was 900 i learned french

[pallid plinth]

Yo is 1200 intermediate or still beginner

[fair pewter]

No fk that smoke her

[civic yew]

Hey. Can i share my game here?

[fair pewter]

No simp shit when it comes to chess

[random drum]

yes

[random drum]

true

[slate owl]

if you want bitches let her win

[civic yew]

Check out this #chess game: Matin007s vs starllord - https://www.chess.com/live/game/89630476567

[worn ice]

Matin007s (966) vs. starllord (939)

Move List

1. Nf3 e6 2. a4 h6 3. b4 Bxb4 4. c3 Ba5 5. Ba3 Nf6 6. e3 Ne4 7. Bd3 Nf6 8. O-O d6 9. Bb4 Bxb4 10. cxb4 Nc6 11. b5 Nb4 12. Ra3 a6 13. Qb3 Nxd3 14. Qxd3 c6 15. bxc6 bxc6 16. Rc3 Bb7 17. Na3 a5 18. Nc4 d5 19. Nce5 Ba6 20. Qc2 Bxf1 21. Kxf1 Qd6 22. Rxc6 Qd8 23. Qc5 Ne4 24. Rxe6+ fxe6 25. Qc6+ Kf8 26. Ng6+ Kf7 27. Nfe5+ Kg8 28. Qxe6+ Kh7 29. Nxh8 Kxh8 30. Nf7+ Kg8 31. Nxd8+ Kh7 32. Qf5+ g6 33. Qf7+ Kh8 34. Ne6 Rg8 35. d3 Nd6 36. Qf6+ Kh7 37. Nf8+ Rxf8 38. Qxf8 Nf5 39. e4 dxe4 40. dxe4 Nd4 41. Qe7+ Kg8 42. Qd8+ Kf7 43. Qxd4 g5 44. Qd5+ Kg6 45. Qxa5 h5 46. Qb6+ Kf7 47. Qc7+ Ke6 48. Qc4+ Ke5 49. Qd5+ Kf4 50. Qxg5+ Kxe4 51. a5 [Kd3] 52. a6 Kc2 53. a7 Kb1 54. a8=Q 

[civic yew]

I found a brilliant as a 1000 but i blundered it but i won

[random drum]

I want win only

[slate owl]

then what are you asking for

[fair pewter]

600 elo behaviour

[slate owl]

clap that ass💀

[random drum]

500 can also find brilliant

[tulip lichen]

how would you kill a tyrannosaurus with it's bulky build anything except nuclear weapons atomic bombs and an rpg (you aint oppenheimer lil bro)

[civic yew]

I know but i calculated a little bit

I'm playing chess for a month now

[fair pewter]

50 Cal to the eye

[civic yew]

I tried to play the potato gambit for the first time

[fair pewter]

1-0

[tulip lichen]

50 cal to the eye would reach the brain and then dead

[grim edge]

dawg when did i say i can

[tulip lichen]

but the eye is kinda small don't you think?

[grim edge]

this bro is so dumb

[tulip lichen]

don't disrespect others buddy

[fair pewter]

Sniper while it's sleeping skill issue

[grim edge]

poison lil bro

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/946219184289906699.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

Ya'll 600 elo at dinosaur hunting

[tulip lichen]

yeah through the small eye

[grim edge]

smartest chess player

[tulip lichen]

you aint going through the skull tho

[slate owl]

give her a piece and flex endgame skill and win i think??

[tulip lichen]

if it's sleeping you have way more creative ways to kill it

[grim edge]

What are u discussing frost

[random drum]

yeahh

[pallid plinth]

Anyone wanna play I'm 1200

[slate owl]

that pfp💀

[graceful lintel]

Overlooked and Blundered winning position 💀 🥹

[slate owl]

literally me

[graceful lintel]

[slate owl]

she think you a good boy trust me

[tulip lichen]

bro we aint putting down a silverback you would need 1,778mg of black mamba venom

how you getting allat into him without dying bro

[slate owl]

idk i started playing chess because i broke up

[tulip lichen]

if it doesn't see you and it's not moving that much you have a chance if your aim is good

[slate owl]

i needed something to focus on

[tulip lichen]

you have one chance tho💀💀💀

if you miss that thing is killing you

fr

we only talkin bout real stuff here buddy

and yes a lightsaber was made using heated plasma

not superheated plasma THAT can reach temps 5 times hotter than the sun

[pallid plinth]

Wanna play I'm 1200?

[tulip lichen]

you're 1460

[slim wharf]

just hit 600 elo guys c:

[slate owl]

road to 100 elo🔥

[tulip lichen]

now go for 800

oh

[slim wharf]

the london system is carrying me hard ngl

[slate owl]

learn e4 openings

[worthy flume]

Bro had a knightmare

[slim wharf]

so many people blunder their queens with the london at my rating i love it

[slate owl]

but like he'll have to play e4 someday

[digital phoenix]

no london is shit

[slate owl]

ding:

[worthy flume]

london system is so gay

[slate owl]

kinda like me

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge basically

[hexed lagoon]

Im going to hit 600 elo soon too

[digital phoenix]

its not about whether its good

its just braindead

[tulip lichen]

at 600 you should follow principles not play stupid openings

[worthy flume]

I once said london is cringe and girl said im cringe

[slate owl]

london calling was such a good album tho

[worthy flume]

Play kings gambit and be cool, not gay

[gentle steppe]

U play the london system?

[slim wharf]

i beat a lot of people on time just from knowing my moves before from doing the london so much

[tulip lichen]

no? you should develop knights before bishops

are you 200?

[slim wharf]

a lot of the time i develop knight first

[gleaming notch]

can someone plz help me

[worthy flume]

I won with e4 Bc4 and Qh5 🤓

[slim wharf]

leaves one bishop undeveloped but not an issue

[tulip lichen]

wayward queen

[gentle steppe]

Ew a london player

[tulip lichen]

fr

[worthy flume]

Nope its bishops opening because bishop came first

[slim wharf]

🙋‍♂️

[tulip lichen]

bishops simps play it

[worthy flume]

Wayward queen attack is literally best opening to disrespectfully beat russians

[tulip lichen]

fr

[olive canopy]

anyone plays on opera browser?

I don't have an option to draw arrows

[worthy flume]

I use opera gx not opera

[tulip lichen]

gay opera

[worthy flume]

London players are gays that cant learn more than 1 line of opening

[gentle steppe]

Good

[olive canopy]

why are you attacking me in all possible ways

[random drum]

NK IS HERE

[worthy flume]

Femboy browser

[olive canopy]

I am playing the london on opera browser rn

[random drum]

NNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[slate owl]

me omw to dowload opera

[worthy flume]

Why are you so gay

[random drum]

ur mum

[olive canopy]

I am not, opera is better than chrome, and I am not that good

[worthy flume]

Bro really said💀

[olive canopy]

it's 900 chess don't expect much

[worthy flume]

Opera GX > Opera

I didnt met single london player after 1200

[olive canopy]

oh

they know I play the london

[worthy flume]

I play englund gambit

[worthy flume]

I catched like 50 premove london players in bullet

Both one, depends on my modd

Nc6 is funny but not solid

[boreal coyote]

https://play.chess.com/hmCS6

[worthy flume]

I love have fun

[boreal coyote]

anyone? https://play.chess.com/hmCS6

[toxic lintel]

Me after an en passant

[boreal coyote]

jobava supremacy

[grim edge]

ty

[slate owl]

@boreal coyote are you in game

[boreal coyote]

yep

[slate owl]

with me?

[boreal coyote]

i think

[slate owl]

how come am i not in game and you are

[boreal coyote]

oh no its someone else

[slate owl]

k good

[dull marsh]

King castle in real life

[graceful lintel]

What my opponent was thinking and how did he managed to Blundered after thinking for like mins

[dull marsh]

Coach me and i will be your horse

[graceful lintel]

My homes location is leaked

[graceful lintel]

For real?

[dull marsh]

Yes

[slate owl]

why do i hear a saul goodman theme

where is it coming from

[graceful lintel]

💀thinks getting dark

[graceful lintel]

[dull marsh]

Better call metreo

[unkempt hare]

How get good?

[graceful lintel]

Bast retire

[upbeat viper]

Never

[graceful lintel]

Idk
Just win

[upbeat viper]

Unless they fire me

[dull marsh]

Get good

[slate owl]

dont blunder

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

be like me

[graceful lintel]

Btw how old r u?(If u don't mind me asking)

[grim edge]

Whatever it is, I'd live there

[dull marsh]

Do you get paid when become mod btw

[grim edge]

i do mind

[unkempt hare]

You’re still beginner based on ur roles

[upbeat viper]

Nop

[upbeat viper]

And 20

[grim edge]

they volunteer

[graceful lintel]

What's ur ratings?💀

[dull marsh]

[unkempt hare]

I am also dog lmao

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[dull marsh]

why pepe riding me

[graceful lintel]

Dogs not allowed on discord
They'll kick you

[toxic lintel]

[slate owl]

qhay????

[grim edge]

yee haww

[grim edge]

U jackass?

im a cowboy

[toxic lintel]

[slate owl]

🤠

[acoustic mason]

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Day 9303803389 of asking for Nitro

[acoustic mason]

[graceful lintel]

💀

no Nitro

[grim edge]

Unrated match anyone?

[unkempt hare]

I’ll have one

And probably get absolutely destroyed

[grim edge]

Rating?

[unkempt hare]

850…

870*

[toxic lintel]

W

[grim edge]

w

[unkempt hare]

Like that 20 matters lmao

[graceful lintel]

√Beginner

[grim edge]

im a w

[grim edge]

Username?

i wanna go back to my old pfp

[unkempt hare]

GMDxmon (lmao)

[dull marsh]

Opening next game i should play

[unkempt hare]

Grob

[grim edge]

Pawn Strom 🔥

[graceful lintel]

Queens Indian

[graceful lintel]

[dull marsh]

I will act i dont see this

[dull marsh]

Sure

[unkempt hare]

H4

[acoustic mason]

What's the queen's Indian? Is that just with d3?

[unkempt hare]

Or A4

[graceful lintel]

Horsey be my horsey

[unkempt hare]

Idk if you’ll be able to challenge me, what’s ur username?

[dull marsh]

1 sec let me play queen indian

[unkempt hare]

Oop nvm

[slate owl]

english

[graceful lintel]

Idk

Probably b6

Bb7

[slate owl]

thats normal indian

i mean nvm

im trippin fr

[acoustic mason]

I meant e3 not d3, and it's similar to what I was thinking but not really

[graceful lintel]

Nop
In normal Indian we go
d4 g6

[acoustic mason]

6*

[slate owl]

not nf6

[grim edge]

kings indian is better

[slate owl]

qhat??

[acoustic mason]

Jesus I give up correcting myself. I really need to learn coordinates

[slate owl]

are we talking QIA or QID

[graceful lintel]

Swapped move orders

[grim edge]

so many indians

[graceful lintel]

Wth is this

[slate owl]

that makes sense

[acoustic mason]

Im an Indian player too and I'm getting the coordinates so wrong

[graceful lintel]

Oh it's alr!

[acoustic mason]

I keep naming them as if I'm playing as white

[graceful lintel]

Btw I've wrote how to improve with my own hand

Imma send here

Idk who needs this but I want to suggest you smth by ratings(what I think)
How to improve (by a 1600💀 )
<500: like if u under 500 there is only one reason that you are playing too much I've seen alot of players playing alot of games without opening preparation or middle game I won't suggest you to learn abt endgames here
500-999: probably the section where most people r stuck(no hate)
At this level you should start learn some openings atleast one for white and one for black.I know many players struggle which opening should they play I've selected some openings and here is list

1. Scotch:ye scotch on top its my fav opening and there isn't much theory so it won't take you too long to master it
2. Ruy lopez/Spanish: really popular at GMs level but I think it can be played at any level(I've seen many people suggesting not to play it because of the theory part,ye it's true it has alot of theory,I think you should choose opening by ur way of playing like aggressive or positional)
3. Kings Indian:solid opening you'll get quick development
4. Caro kann
5. French def
6. Queens Gambit
   7.london 💀:yea ik many people hate London system,I don't actually see a reason to hate it

I'm sure I've missed some openings but I think these r best choose any of them and start studying no need to go in depth(do only if ur interested)

1000-1199: alr,now you know openings stuff. It's time to focus on middle games
At this level there isn't that much to learn go with basic concepts like rook life,where to castle,pawn push etc...
With just middle game stuff you can cross this level(idk why I'm saying "level")

1200-1399: congratulations you r in top 10%!,I remember when I was 1200 smth I quit chess for a month bc of exams
Then I discovered "hanging pawns" channel he making everything abt chess like opening to endgame (also his videos r kinda boring you'll bore to death)
(no Nitro can't continue)

[crimson wigeon]

hello all!

[graceful lintel]

No Nitro

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[crimson wigeon]

pretty well

[slate owl]

kitty?!

[acoustic mason]

Can you DM that to me, I'm too busy with work to read it all now

[graceful lintel]

No I wrote it💀

[crimson wigeon]

miu!ž

[grim edge]

meow

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

Ohk

[slate owl]

bro is not❌❌❌❌❌❌a kitty🐈🔥

[grim edge]

meow mewow

[acoustic mason]

I already know half of those openings

[graceful lintel]

[slate owl]

🐈💨💨

[random drum]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1707323749597368509?s=20

Elon Musk (@elonmusk)

Likes

48670

Retweets

2820

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 9:17 AM

[slate owl]

get farted on noobs

[grim edge]

ur a guy

[slate owl]

yes

[grim edge]

meow

[slate owl]

shut up

[grim edge]

and im kitty

[slate owl]

fake

[crimson wigeon]

Id had a bug but the support still couldnt answer egzactly as to is the problem even there nor that it is fixable, so I'd ank openly is anyone having issues opening an OPEN VC REQ in Open Matches dept as an SA of a club... All the req's meet and still the site just skips to the home page or something...

[slate owl]

I AM kitty fr

[grim edge]

u have fake pronouns

[slate owl]

being an egirl is tough thing bro

[tulip lichen]

smash

[random drum]

[toxic lintel]

😍

[graceful lintel]

I asked "how's it going"💀

[graceful lintel]

Oh understandable

[tulip lichen]

update I figured out one of the math equations

[grim edge]

i used to be one for nitro

[toxic lintel]

Was it easy?

[crimson wigeon]

yesterday Id hat do discipline neghbour children for spitting on a stray... I think here, mods should do it for it is disrespectful 😛

[grim edge]

i quit when i felt like ion need nitro

[slate owl]

i got 1 month classic and nothing more

[grim edge]

medium

[slate owl]

and i think i can do better

[grim edge]

i got like nitro twice

[slate owl]

crazy

[crimson wigeon]

It is going gr8, ty for askind. Hate to have dropped the bomb just like that

[toxic lintel]

Do u have cat ear headphones?

[slate owl]

cat ears AND headphones

😔

[toxic lintel]

[crimson wigeon]

I have a cats tail... Stuck to a cat

[toxic lintel]

Steal it

[crimson wigeon]

noooo

[slate owl]

like the one you put in your you know..

[crimson wigeon]

bye all. Other servers are just much more frienly.

[slate owl]

or just

[toxic lintel]

[slate owl]

im sowwy

[crimson wigeon]

Come on, I could be your grandfather for all you know. Take care

[toxic lintel]

Be my grandpa🙏

[crimson wigeon]

Sure.

[grim edge]

Yoo

[tulip lichen]

wsg

[unkempt hare]

Woo

I didn’t lose (surprisingly)

[grim edge]

wsg?????

Hello

[tulip lichen]

what's good

[grim edge]

You did well

[grim edge]

Nothing 😭

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

This is the Chess.com profile of idc. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1349 (1366 peak)
Blitz: 1168 (peak)
Bullet: 1057 (1102 peak)

[severe oxide]

1400 is coming

[unkempt hare]

I played like a 1150
You played like a 1050

[severe oxide]

i can feel it

[tulip lichen]

damn

wants adb and c

help me gang😭

I know how to get adb just c

how do I get the measure of it

[slate owl]

u good?

[tulip lichen]

no

[slate owl]

get good then

[grim edge]

That's good
I played exactly same my rating 🤣

[severe oxide]

D + C = 180° right?

[grim edge]

Yooo

[tulip lichen]

we want the measure of angle c

and no it's not right

[severe oxide]

Yeah no shit

they are co-interior ? No?

[slate owl]

d + c equal 180

[severe oxide]

Co interior angles add up to 180°

[crystal zealot]

I have solved it

[unkempt hare]

Most games I play like a 1000, but I’m not rated 1000, why?

[slate owl]

they be parallel

[crystal zealot]

in order to solve the and get the angle c

[toxic lintel]

Supwer bean😱

[severe oxide]

because that rating estimation is bullshit

[unkempt hare]

Keyword “most”?

[crystal zealot]

180 - 120 + 60

i mean divided 2

then 30 for each

[tulip lichen]

yes that's abd I already solved that

what about c that's what i'm struggling with

[crystal zealot]

95 times 2 + 120 and subtract that from 180 and

[slate owl]

cdb plus adb is D u good bro???

[crystal zealot]

thats your answer

[severe oxide]

because they co interior

[tulip lichen]

wrong

[crystal zealot]

i mean subtract that from 360

i mean its not 95

[grim edge]

Rating doesn't matter
You're playing like a 1000
Soon you can cross it

[crystal zealot]

actually it is

[unkempt hare]

Best place for chess tutorials (openings, and the rest of the game LMAO)

[severe oxide]

C + D = 180° am i wrong?

[crystal zealot]

yes

[severe oxide]

they are co interior ?

[slate owl]

not wrong

[crystal zealot]

its 60

[slate owl]

these brothers trippin

[dull marsh]

Im 1400 rapid 1300 blitz cant beat 700 bullet

[crystal zealot]

i mean 180 im stupid

[unkempt hare]

My main goal is to have fun
But I wanna see how high I can go in the process

[tulip lichen]

no bro it's wrong either way

[severe oxide]

CO INTERIOR ANGLES ADD UP TO 180

[slate owl]

what did school teach yall

[severe oxide]

C + D = 180

[unkempt hare]

I chill around 850 in Rapid, Blitz & bullet

[dull marsh]

@graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

Noice

[tulip lichen]

IDK BRO THE ANSWER SAYS 85 AND THE TEACHER WANTS US TO DESCRIBE IT

[unkempt hare]

^^^^

[boreal coyote]

bro i forked the bishop and queen and my opponent moves his castle.

[severe oxide]

Say co interior angles add up to 180 thats ur solution

[tulip lichen]

it's wrong bro😭

[severe oxide]

Idfk i havent done this shit in over a year

Yes no shit

[grim edge]

Good luck

[dull marsh]

What next

[unkempt hare]

My final goal currently would be just to get top in my school. (About 1400 LMAO)

[graceful lintel]

Two bishop mate

[crystal zealot]

oh now i get it the equation is like 180 - 120 devide 2 then u get 30 so add that to 65 and then with the other 30 times 2 it and add both of them with 120 and take it out from the 360 and get 85

[grim edge]

@grim edge he is not innocent

[dull marsh]

No i mean opening

[tulip lichen]

the solution is 85

[severe oxide]

whats the entirety of d equal?

[crystal zealot]

ez as a asian : >

[grim edge]

1400 is not difficult for you
Just play with focus

[graceful lintel]

Oh
Play Sicilian closed

[crystal zealot]

I AM THE SMART ASIAN

[unkempt hare]

Is that really it though?

What I gotta learn

[crystal zealot]

but im not asian

[dull marsh]

Black or white

[slate owl]

it seems wrong

[severe oxide]

alapin better

[crystal zealot]

bruh whats wrong bruh

[unkempt hare]

1. A4
2. H4

[crystal zealot]

the equation is perfect

[dull marsh]

Lichess never play sicliian

[slate owl]

where did the other 30 times 2 come from

[crystal zealot]

from the other 30 from 120

[dull marsh]

Find god

[graceful lintel]

As white

[tulip lichen]

95

[crystal zealot]

dba and dbc is the same angle

thats why

[graceful lintel]

Ye

[slate owl]

why do you do times 2 to that?

[crystal zealot]

i just answered it

[tulip lichen]

how did you get it

[slate owl]

i see

[grim edge]

My peak was 1350+ about two weeks ago
I can say that players more or less equal to 1000
Only some players are well only few

[severe oxide]

D = 95, C + D = 180, C + 95 =180, 180-95=D, 85=D. Simple

[dull marsh]

What opening next game i should play

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[tulip lichen]

ok how do I describe it in since and then

[slate owl]

english

[grim edge]

Hi

[severe oxide]

i just did the whole proof

[grim edge]

Do yall know what the fear of long words is called?

[boreal coyote]

yall are struggling to find simple angles whule im doing calculus😭😭

[unkempt hare]

I’m guessing I should learn Caro cuz I still haven’t😂

[grim edge]

Alive legend 💪

[boreal coyote]

can someone review this https://www.chess.com/game/live/89635783895

[dull marsh]

1000 elo yet?

[worn ice]

FarhanAnayat321 (506) vs. ultimatespryzen (455)

Move List

1. e3 e5 2. d4 d6 3. c3 Nc6 4. Qf3 Be6 5. b3 Nf6 6. c4 e4 7. Qe2 d5 8. cxd5 Bxd5 9. Qb5 Bb4+ 10. Bd2 Bxd2+ 11. Nxd2 O-O 12. Nh3 a6 13. Qxb7 a5 14. Bb5 Nxd4 15. Rc1 Bxb7 16. f4 Nxb5 17. Ng5 h6 18. Nh3 Qd7 19. Nc4 Rad8 20. Ne5 Qd2+ 21. Kf1 Qxc1+ 22. Kf2 Qxh1 

[tulip lichen]

wait actually I didn't think about using the whole angle I just focused on the triangle

[crystal zealot]

BRUH SUBTRACT 180 FROM 120 GET 60 DIVIDE 2 THEN ADD IT TO 65 WHICH YOU GET 95 THEN SINCE DBA AND DBC IS THE SAME TIME 2 WITH 30 ADD WITH 95 + 60 + 120 = 275, 360 - 275 = 85

bruh

[boreal coyote]

nah im only playing like 1 or 2 matches a day

[tulip lichen]

bad timing bro

[slate owl]

crazy

[crystal zealot]

IM JUST SMART

[dull marsh]

Try get 1000 this week

[severe oxide]

co interior angles add up to 180. Did ur teacher not show u this

[slate owl]

max 5 games 1 day

[boreal coyote]

yep, ill do my best

[crystal zealot]

bruv got the answer here

[grim edge]

I should also learn it
Otherwise I will cross 1000 🤣

[slate owl]

this is what i do

[unkempt hare]

Check dm

[boreal coyote]

cbd=65 since opposite angles, so 180-65-65= 50=dcb?

[severe oxide]

Caro is my favourite

[slate owl]

you okay?

[dull marsh]

Tell me what oppening next game i should play

[severe oxide]

Classical caro mainline goes crazy

[crystal zealot]

aˆ2 + bˆ2 = cˆ2 ( c being the hypothesis ) know here since the a is the height, sin a: a/b cos a : c/b tan : c/b cool sin cos tan

[boreal coyote]

are there any attacking patterns in caro or is just defense/control

[slate owl]

1. c4

[dull marsh]

Stop i had enough math today

[severe oxide]

why ru doing the difficult way. C +D = 180

[lyric meadow]

Finally able to beat a 1200 bot semi regularly

[severe oxide]

there are many attacking chances

[crystal zealot]

it doesn't relate to the math problem

[dull marsh]

Im not gonna play porkchop attack

[crystal zealot]

its just a cool fact

[slate owl]

porkchop who?

[severe oxide]

1. e4

[grim edge]

7 + (6 × 52 + 3)

[full knot]

What is the best opening?

[dull marsh]

How do i play nierman attack

[boreal coyote]

AYO I JUST GOT MY FIRST BRILLIANT

[severe oxide]

there is no best opening

[lyric meadow]

Huge gz

[slate owl]

good

[unkempt hare]

GG

Did you know it was brilliant?

[dull marsh]

Mods told me is scholar mate

[full knot]

Why?

[severe oxide]

Because its all subjective on what you like

[full knot]

Sicilian

[severe oxide]

sicilian is meh

[tulip lichen]

no bro

[full knot]

I always play Caro Kann defense

[boreal coyote]

yep i knew it was brilliant/great but i didnt think itd actually be brilliant

[slate owl]

thats for black against e4

[tulip lichen]

I already know the answer you aint have to answer it

[full knot]

Caro Kann defense is the best for black

[severe oxide]

same

[random drum]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oOCofuG4SPs?si=ztGLEdzapoT1mnts

[slate owl]

i play the french

[severe oxide]

shit version of caro

[slate owl]

literally caro but better

[full knot]

Do you play it as white?

[crystal zealot]

1. kc3 e5 2. kf3 kc6 3. e4 fk6 4. d3 d6 5. a4 bg4 kinda a calculation but the last move would be like king d1 qxc3 and be2 queen d2 check mate

[slate owl]

you can't???

[severe oxide]

caro except u have a dogshit light square bishop

[full knot]

I do sometimes

[severe oxide]

Caro is a black opening

u dont play it as white

[full knot]

I sometimes play as white

[severe oxide]

u literally cant

[slate owl]

how do you let black play 1st move

[full knot]

I just play the same move but as white

[slate owl]

[severe oxide]

thats not caro

[unkempt hare]

I beat a 1000 after swapping the king & queen around

[full knot]

White Caro Kann

[severe oxide]

c3 is called the Saragossa Opening

[full knot]

I’m gonna find out that

[severe oxide]

its shit

[boreal coyote]

not every 1000 is good, you can start at 1600 elo

[full knot]

Karpov variation of Caro Kann defense

[unkempt hare]

They was an actual 1000…

[severe oxide]

karpov variantion is ok but i prefer bf5

[boreal coyote]

thats great that you beat them then👍

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hikaru-nakamura-chess-gif-20493156

[grim edge]

Wanna play?

[boreal coyote]

also how good is caro kan?

[unkempt hare]

Again?

[unkempt hare]

yes

[severe oxide]

depends if u know how to play it

[grim edge]

Hikaru

[unkempt hare]

Sicilian better tho i think if you know how

[toxic lintel]

LOL

[unkempt hare]

Correct me if I’m wrong

[boreal coyote]

are there any attacking patterns/lines with it or is just controlling the board?

[grim edge]

Nvm

[severe oxide]

wdym

[boreal coyote]

like whats the main idea of the caro kan?

[severe oxide]

depends on the variation

[violet belfry]

Hey

Anyone chess?play

[boreal coyote]

what are some good variations?

[severe oxide]

white decides the variations not black

most of the time

[unkempt hare]

?
You want a game?

[boreal coyote]

damn

[sleek relic]

anyone wanna play, PS- im just a noob

[violet belfry]

Yes

[severe oxide]

main variations are advanced, exchange, fantasy, classical

[sleek relic]

what is everyones elo?

[severe oxide]

1300

[violet belfry]

600

[boreal coyote]

can you try the caro kan on me?

[unkempt hare]

Challenge me to 10m rapid: GMDxmon

[pallid plinth]

1200

[toxic lintel]

200😎 but ik en passant

[sleek relic]

how long have you been playing

[severe oxide]

sure

[unkempt hare]

870

[sleek relic]

that is cool

[young urchin]

996

[violet belfry]

I'll send the link in dm

[unkempt hare]

Ight

[sleek relic]

and how long have everyone been playing chess

[young urchin]

a month

[severe oxide]

send a link

[severe oxide]

39 years

[sleek relic]

bruh

[boreal coyote]

https://play.chess.com/gGCV5

[toxic lintel]

1 more year and you'll be a gm😱

[sleek relic]

im 717 Elo
playing 2 months duh

anyone wanna play?

[slate owl]

GrandMother

fr

[toxic lintel]

[sleek relic]

anyone join

[pallid plinth]

Sure I've been playing 3 months

[sleek relic]

https://play.chess.com/bHZsr

[full knot]

Alright

[tropic plaza]

Currently making the summary of the Epic of Gilgamesh, shit is tiring

[gentle steppe]

Who the hell are u

[tropic plaza]

Huh?

[tulip lichen]

no

[gentle steppe]

Who are u

[tropic plaza]

Why do you ask?

[nimble niche]

lmao i won after going Bc5 Bf8 Bc5 Bf8 in the middle of a game

[gentle steppe]

Because I think I know u

[tropic plaza]

Atypical?

[gentle steppe]

Ahh ur old name was so better then this shit

[pallid plinth]

Yo anyone wanna play I'm 1200

[tropic plaza]

Xd

Imma change it in a few days dw

[tulip lichen]

what's good overbread @tropic plaza

how are you doing gang

[tropic plaza]

Hello

[gloomy crystal]

hi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kaykie Oppa (nice)

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Rapid: 1346 (peak)
Blitz: 821 (peak)
Bullet: 781 (839 peak)

[stable jungle]

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[junior hill]

xcb

[gloomy crystal]

idk if i want to connect....

[grim edge]

Anyone down for a game?

[slate owl]

aajajsianksospn

[gloomy crystal]

kkkk i will wait me a min

[tulip lichen]

yeah ik why the teacher aint tell us that shit before

[boreal coyote]

gg i blundered everything at the end @severe oxide

[tulip lichen]

because we are supposted to know it

[grim edge]

ayo

[tulip lichen]

problem is they didn't teach us that shit in my old school

legit made me feel like i'm in kindergarten in 3rd grade

[slate owl]

i❤️kitties

[severe oxide]

gg

[viscid jacinth]

Can anyone play ponziani against me

[boreal coyote]

at the start when you moved your queen i didnt realize my knight wasnt hanging💀i thought it was lol

[viscid jacinth]

I am learning how to counter it

hmm?

[gentle steppe]

I don't even know what that is

💀

[slate owl]

can i

[sharp thicket]

https://www.chess.com/member/bicharraco This account is sus

I think it got hacked

[slate owl]

member since 2012

[lime lava]

How is a kindergartner in 3rd grade

[gloomy crystal]

i connected my chess.com account :PPP

[slate owl]

no way he still didnt get caught

[sharp thicket]

Since its didn't play a game in 2 years

[slate owl]

ok 1542 games 2400 is sus

let chess.com judge

[gloomy crystal]

Guys I am in my school's chess club but most players there are higher rated than me (1700 compared to my 1000) do you guys have any tips playing with high rated players?

[slate owl]

have balls

[sharp thicket]

Search up tunafish

[gloomy crystal]

????

[slate owl]

what did i say wrong

[lime lava]

Playing against someone 700 points above you...
There is no special tip... you just need to get better overall understanding

[slate owl]

fr

however dont be scared to play against them

[gloomy crystal]

i mean is like closed or open position is better???

[tulip lichen]

I mean I did this equation the same way the teacher told us to do it and it was wrong..???

[rain steppe]

depends on which position you handle better yourself

[slate owl]

if you have biships open
if you have knights closed
or just whichever you like

[tulip lichen]

x= 4 btw

[young urchin]

x = 30, how is it 4?

[rain steppe]

how

[slate owl]

x =30

[rain steppe]

ye

[tulip lichen]

what

[lime lava]

e4 openings are probably best option cause you can get easy development
Dont try to fight for a close position cause he can spot weaknesses
And see tactics much faster than u

[gloomy crystal]

x = 30....

[tulip lichen]

bro WAS THE TEACHER WRONG?

i did it exactly like I was told

[gloomy crystal]

But they played the sicilian and i am bad at those sicilian theory....

[lime lava]

Its easy to play the sicilian as white

[slate owl]

you get an angle below 0 if 4

[tulip lichen]

because who do I blame i'm following the teacher

not myself

[slate owl]

you just pick one line and study it eough

[gloomy crystal]

me playing random moves cuz idk what to do 💀💀💀

[gloomy crystal]

what line do you reccommend?

[slate owl]

moscow?

[tulip lichen]

alapin

[grim edge]

@pliant orbit

[plush relic]

The angles are the same so 3x-17=2x+13 just move the unknowns to one side and simplify

[gloomy crystal]

i don't like its symmetrical position...

[grim edge]

Do you recommend playing Ruy Lopez or Pirc Defense

[slate owl]

i think he means anti sicilian?

[tulip lichen]

2x+13°=3x-17°
2x+3x=17°-13°

that's how I did it

it's the teacher's method bro 😭

[plush relic]

Pirc is quite an advanced defense so it’s better to learn ruy Lopez if you haven’t already

[gloomy crystal]

Ruy Lopez if your highly rated though

[tulip lichen]

you change the sign tooo??

[gloomy crystal]

Pirc is good but i can handle the lack of space 🥲🥲🥲

[tulip lichen]

bro this is the only thing my teacher didn't do

[bright prairie]

Domestic girlfriend really bad anime

[slate owl]

why not play English so you never face sicilian

[trail prism]

Men I need help

[bright prairie]

Hi kayden. Have a great day

[gloomy crystal]

cuz i am bad at positional play...

[lime lava]

Point of the opening:
-develop your pieces while defending center pawns
-be careful with bishop pins with knight in the centre combos
Done
You survived the opening

[trail prism]

I just somehow got 2 girlfriends at the same time💀

[slate owl]

you need to work on your weaknesses

[lime lava]

Can we share?

[plush relic]

Magnus said it’s an opening which is good for getting your pieces out without trading anything

[gloomy crystal]

i am so i beginning to play some d4

[slate owl]

wanna make it 3

[trail prism]

If u come to Romania I may be able to give ya one

[slate owl]

c4 is literally d4 but better trust me

[lime lava]

I dont want one
I want 2 but we can alternate

[trail prism]

I got no experience with women so this is really awkward

Bucharest

[slate owl]

im 1300 and playing it

[gloomy crystal]

i broke up with mine cuz of chess....

[grim edge]

How is it advanced?

[slate owl]

you just fianchetto your light bishop because c pawn blocks it

[lime lava]

Well done soldier

[slate owl]

and your knight does not block c pawn

[trail prism]

They said they love me cuz I play chess and I know how to use computers

[plush relic]

Against the Sicilian I like to play the Grand Prix attack, bcs it’s so easy to start an attack which could overwhelm a lot of ppl

[slate owl]

you just get a nice structure overall

[trail prism]

One of em is British tho

[slate owl]

wrong reply

[gloomy crystal]

My ex doesnt like the fact that i study (school) too much and play chess too much

London or Sicilian...

[slate owl]

symmetrical english

[plush relic]

Idk Every chess master says you shouldn’t play the pirc because it’s highly theoretical and just high level

[gloomy crystal]

I play the open sicilian....

[trail prism]

I told em straight first time they asked if they can be my girlfriends that I'ma just study for now and I don't have time for em

But they so desperate they make me not able to study

[boreal coyote]

once i hit 106wpm but my accuracy was like my chess accuracy(like 75%)\

[trail prism]

So I had to agree

[slate owl]

probably because you dont play the english

[plush relic]

Nothing wrong with that, it’s good

[nimble niche]

I can unironically play faster on phone than computer

in bullet

[slate owl]

no premove?

[vapid schooner]

Hell of kings

[nimble niche]

with premove

[vapid schooner]

Just same as kings of hill

[plush relic]

I always find it hard to play quickly on phone because of checks