💬〡general-off-topic

[fair pewter]

I was like 13 in 9th grade 🗿

[grim edge]

[fair pewter]

Normal is 14 to 15

[grim edge]

Yea

[clear sequoia]

If somebody gets banned on chess.com by the chess.com Fair Play team, we (mods + Albert) lock them out of this server. We don't want cheaters in our community after all.

[nimble niche]

my school used to have a pool on the top floor of a building until a few years ago when the roof started leaking

[grim edge]

Swimming pool

[fair pewter]

In 8th??

[tulip lichen]

tbh everyone in my class cheats expect like 3 (including me)

[flat kraken]

isn't being 14 in 8th grade normal

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro that's what a public school is

[tulip lichen]

in a public school yeah

[graceful lintel]

Oh alr!

[nimble niche]

It is where I live

[fair pewter]

13-14 is the normal age

[flat kraken]

i actually forgot what is my age 💀

[fair pewter]

13 is the right age 14 is a bit late

[hasty iris]

Problem we were discussing is that they have their discord connected to an alt account but yeah it's very hard to do anything if the fair play team hasn't officially banned them

[sharp thicket]

I'm 590 Now almost 600

[grim edge]

Who is ani

[tulip lichen]

bro entered school fresh out the womb

[graceful lintel]

He left ig

[clear sequoia]

Yeah in that case it's not Albert, but we're doing it. We do keep track of alts, especially suspicious ones.

[grim edge]

Hi shirohima

[tulip lichen]

well except

[fair pewter]

It's not that uncommon I had like 2 classmates my age

[graceful lintel]

I skipped 2nd grade

[tulip lichen]

I can't

[fair pewter]

I skipped your mo

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[grim edge]

@hasty iris carbonarabone got banned

[hasty iris]

No way?

[grim edge]

[hasty iris]

Seriously?

[fair pewter]

Wild

[clear sequoia]

Yeah, aren't you reading the # 2200-or-higher chat? 😉

[grim edge]

Yea

[fair pewter]

I have no clue who that is but deserved

[nimble niche]

I repeated half of year 2 when I first came to Australia

[slate owl]

i didnt even play you wtf

[frozen jolt]

wrong ping

[hasty iris]

That may have been because of me ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[slate owl]

crazy

[grim edge]

I didnt understand

[fair pewter]

Wtf how do I get into that

[tulip lichen]

how do I describe it in since and then because my teacher will say I cheated if I just wrote the answer

[flat kraken]

actually be good at chess (impossible)

[hasty iris]

I submitted my prized tournament for manual fair play and he tied for first

[nimble niche]

get the rating role

[frozen jolt]

@hasty iris hey brick daddy can you buy me twitter premium

[grim edge]

Yea

[clear sequoia]

You set your account to private using /privacy I believe, so no rating channels for you.

[fair pewter]

I'm 2200 😔

[hasty iris]

[clear sequoia]

[fair pewter]

I have it connected though I just don't want my rating showing

[frozen jolt]

please uwu

[graceful lintel]

Go buy Twitter premium for him

[grim edge]

We are noob

[grim edge]

Because ur 600 Frost

[flat kraken]

wait how do you not have a rating role 💀 what

[fair pewter]

Stfu Tyra

[frozen jolt]

[fair pewter]

I did smth for it to not show I forgor

[grim edge]

Fcking cope, I say whatever I want

[hasty iris]

Nah fr that's crazy that he got banned cause he literally won my tournament and immediately after I had it scanned for fair play

[fair pewter]

Tyra you lost to me in 4 moves shush

[frozen jolt]

you are very angry inside

[hasty iris]

That'd so funny and a bit unfortunate cause I was hoping he was legit

[frozen jolt]

u need to calm you chakra

[grim edge]

False info

[hasty iris]

That's*

[fair pewter]

I'm also angry outside

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1125557808293744661.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[clear sequoia]

Oh, I'm sorry about that. Sometimes it can take Fair Play a bit. Or they might not have enough evidence yet.

[frozen jolt]

pwemium🥺

[fair pewter]

Your mother is false info

[grim edge]

Very mature

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/946219184289906699.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[flat kraken]

bro what 💀

[hasty iris]

It's ok I haven't distributed prizes yet cause I am still waiting on the results

[grim edge]

10 yo sigma is happy

[clear sequoia]

Even premium users cheat. But I think he got gifted premium for winning various tourneys.

[fair pewter]

Ty I try my best

[grim edge]

Proghe

[tulip lichen]

wowie I should have learned WHAT TO DO WITH THIS SHIT IN THE LESSON NOT JUST THE ISOSCLESES TRIANGLE AND THE EQUILATERAL triangle

[frozen jolt]

no i want twitter premium

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1152982637292552314.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[frozen jolt]

bec i cant message ppl who dont follow me back

[fair pewter]

Isn't this like 5th grade math 💀

[flat kraken]

how the actual shit did you not learn this you're at grade 8 💀

[clear sequoia]

Oh, great!
There's gonna be a happy 4th place then.

And thanks so much for hosting tournaments. You're awesome!

[frozen jolt]

why is a server mod talking to me

[tulip lichen]

we do shit with it not just learning it

[fair pewter]

Wait you can say shit?

[flat kraken]

i want tournaments for asian people like me :((((

[tulip lichen]

i'm not learning shapes smartass

[fair pewter]

How do you do shit with it without learning it

[clear sequoia]

Twitter doesn't even exist anymore!

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

I learnt this when i was in 4th or 5th

[fair pewter]

You're supposed to learn that in like 3rd grade you just got skill issue 🗿

[flat kraken]

that's literally elementary trivia 💀

[tulip lichen]

I already know what these are I just have to know how to use them for more complicated equations

[fair pewter]

Hey what do you call a 5 sided polygon

[tulip lichen]

fr bro thinks i'm in 2nd grade

[flat kraken]

i don't mind if you don't know how to spell isosceles but how do you not even know equilateral triangles 💀💀💀

[fair pewter]

YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT AN ISOCELES TRIANGLE IS

[graceful lintel]

I learnt calculus in kindergarten

[grim edge]

Nice

[fair pewter]

Ok true I also can't spell it

[flat kraken]

meme permanently borrowed.

[frozen jolt]

your mother

[nimble niche]

including geometric reasoning
angle BCD = angle BAD = 114 degrees (opposite obtuse angles on a kite are equal)
angle ADC = 360-80-114-114 = 52 degrees (angle sum of a quadrilateral is 360 degrees)

[tulip lichen]

I know what an equilateral triangle is smartass I just don't know how to SOLVE THIS equation💀

[grim edge]

Lol

[fair pewter]

gg

[flat kraken]

sure 💀

[frozen jolt]

good game

[fair pewter]

What is said equation

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro you solve it

[frozen jolt]

go home now

[flat kraken]

try me.

[grim edge]

Gg= get good

[fair pewter]

Sure give us some 8th grade math

[frozen jolt]

no it dont

[fair pewter]

😭

[grim edge]

Ohk

[flat kraken]

i may suck at all subjects including religious studies but i'm sure basic geometry can't be that hard lmao

[frozen jolt]

@hasty iris pwease daddy uwu gimme da twitter pwemium🥺

[fair pewter]

Let's hear him out

[grim edge]

I think carbonara cheated in rapid ig

[hasty iris]

Religion class was one of the most interesting classes I took in high school actually

[flat kraken]

there's twitter premium????????????

[tulip lichen]

it wants the measure of angle D and CAD

[grim edge]

He was bad in rapid

[fair pewter]

If it's that easy we bully him

[flat kraken]

find what boss

[hasty iris]

Although there was some NSFW during the Hinduism unit ☠️

[frozen jolt]

yay chicken carbonara

[grim edge]

180 -30

[worn anchor]

I know but 1500 exactly are new accounts bro

[fair pewter]

CAD should be 40⁰

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1103682680685600869.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[tulip lichen]

yeah cad is 40 degrees what about D

[fair pewter]

And D should be 70⁰

[tulip lichen]

ok bro teach me what the teacher didn't

[hasty iris]

I'm ngl, idek who you are cause I haven't seen you in here too much 😅

[nimble niche]

this is just exterior angle of a triangle

[grim edge]

What is religion class

[frozen jolt]

I JUST WANT TWITTER PREMIUMMM

[tulip lichen]

bro I haven't heard of exterior angles since 6th grade wth

[flat kraken]

angle ACD = 30 + 40 (external angle of triangle)
angle ADC = ACD = 70 (base angles of isosceles triangle) <- first answer
angle CAD = 180-70-70 = 40 (angle sum of triangle) <- you have skill issue

[grim edge]

Beat him in chess then he will give you

[fair pewter]

Find ACD then 180-ACB=ACD=D then just solve for CAD

[nimble niche]

The exterior angle of a triangle is equal to the sum of the two opposite interior angles

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1044958865634111508.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[frozen jolt]

@hasty iris weally???

[random drum]

I didn't knew about this type of final. He missed mate in 1 in final

https://www.jiocinema.com/sports/checkmate-jonas-seals-title-for-kings/3769086

[tulip lichen]

ok at this point my teacher is tryna catch cheaters

[frozen jolt]

bros using fake emojsi

[grim edge]

In classical

[flat kraken]

just use external angle of triangle lmao 💀

[edgy oasis]

is this an online geometry class ?

[frozen jolt]

aight

[flat kraken]

apparently yes

[nimble niche]

petition to add that as an emoji here with the name hotanimegirl

[grim edge]

10 times in a row

[hasty iris]

It was a world religions class, we learned about Catholicism, protestant Christianity , orthodox Christianity, Hinduism, Buddhism, Islam

[flat kraken]

just wait until i show you my grade 7 simple geometry of polygons 💀

[frozen jolt]

ez

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/765688964082303006.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[random drum]

Doofus in chat

[fair pewter]

They are not fake they are simply economical

[tulip lichen]

bro is this like something the teacher had to tell us?
prep 2 the isosceles triangle

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1066948497691123833.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-cat-pixelated-gif-26024077

[frozen jolt]

real

[hasty iris]

@frozen jolt it's like 5 bucks fam

[grim edge]

Yea

[kind grail]

Is this a good book

[frozen jolt]

yeah man its so cheap that you can buy it for me???

[tulip lichen]

bro tryna be gaston

you're not gaston pal

[hasty iris]

My friend eats 8 eggs a day in not capping

[grim edge]

No ig

[flat kraken]

tell me what the actual fck does the teacher do whole class if not teaching the BASICS of trigonometry 💀

[hasty iris]

He's a gym nut and doesn't eat much else

[edgy oasis]

who know? rather everyone does...

[flat kraken]

let us look at a puzzle

[graceful lintel]

Idk but it looks alr

[tulip lichen]

worst part is it's a PRIVATE LESSON FOR 70 POUNDS EVERYTIME

[hasty iris]

Earn it by being friendly in chat and contributing to the conversations

[flat kraken]

hell nah sue the school for skill issue 🤡

[nimble niche]

@flat kraken can i see the questions you get?

[frozen jolt]

i am friendly

[tulip lichen]

just teached us the isosceles triangle and the equilateral and how to solve their shit

[hasty iris]

70? ☠️☠️☠️ that's a scam right

[frozen jolt]

some might say, TOO friendly

[flat kraken]

let me see if i have burnt them all yet

[tulip lichen]

ironic how I can only solve the questions around isosceles and equilateral triangles

[hasty iris]

Bro I know a hack to never have your kids struggle in math in the future

[tulip lichen]

damn teacher expect us to come with the lesson already in our minds

💀

[flat kraken]

@nimble niche

[pulsar bramble]

hi

[worn ice]

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[flat kraken]

hell nah not the /profile flex 💀

[drowsy lodge]

@frozen jolt ???

[hasty iris]

My dad used to just talk to me about math in car when we'd go places up until I was like 10yo. Ended up never having to study at all for math throughout high school

[frozen jolt]

wsp

[worn ice]

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[flat kraken]

day 401837 of not using sin cos and tan

[pulsar bramble]

wow thats good

[arctic burrow]

the rook

[drowsy lodge]

whyd u send me a dul

[tulip lichen]

bro the teacher specifically told us last year (prep 1) to NEVER use + and -

[frozen jolt]

idk

[pulsar bramble]

how long are you playing chess man @nimble niche

[grim edge]

Bro another 600 elo guy missed a mate on me even though I had blundered the move before

[tulip lichen]

why is there an exception here

[hasty iris]

He is a professor so bro could not resist talking academics anyways 😭

[drowsy lodge]

BURFHREUFHERQFUER

[frozen jolt]

;)

[flat kraken]

what does + and - have to do with trigonometry 💀

[nimble niche]

For a given trapezium ABCD, side BC is parallel to AD. Let M and N be the midpoints of AD and BD, respectively. Suppose BC = AM. Let the line through A and N intersect BM at P and CD at Q.
(a) Show that MB is parallel to CD and PN = QN.
(b) Show that AP = 2PN.

This is an extreme example of my work and it was only given by my teacher as extension work. It's probably very easy for you though.

[grim edge]

Anyone see the pic in #💬〡chess-talk the queen moved to e4 wtf

[tulip lichen]

in this equation

@flat kraken

[flat kraken]

what

[hasty iris]

These questions were all over the Waterloo math contests I use to do ☠️

[drowsy lodge]

no.

[frozen jolt]

yes zaddy uwu

[tulip lichen]

wow teacher expects us to remember shit from 3 years ago

fire

[nimble niche]

Obviously that's not the work I do every day

[frozen jolt]

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[tulip lichen]

yeah bro according to my teacher I have photographic memory

[flat kraken]

i forgot english so i don't even understand which point is intersecting which line 💀

[fair pewter]

Certified moment

[hasty iris]

No we never got that in school either. It was just in the contests I would do. Kind of useless but good for training logic and thinking

[frozen jolt]

you dont???

[drowsy lodge]

duel m

[hasty iris]

More abstract geometry

[frozen jolt]

nrn

[tulip lichen]

yeah gang surprising

[flat kraken]

let me try to draw that question on a paper 💀 i hate geometry without a picture

[frozen jolt]

fr

[fair pewter]

Oh so like finding what percentage of the total volume of a cube would a sphere of maximum size placed in it occupy?

Slay 💅

[tulip lichen]

wow like I enjoy doing this bullshit

BRO ISTG THE TEACHER IS TRYNA CATCH CHEATERS

HALF OF THE LESSON AINT IN MY MIND

[frozen jolt]

insane

[flat kraken]

wait i'm actually confused is M the midpoint of AD or BC 💀

[drowsy lodge]

i still see your shadows in my room

[frozen jolt]

uwu

[hasty iris]

Yes exactly those types lol

[nimble niche]

M is the midpoint of AD and N is the midpoint of BD, not BC

[hasty iris]

You guys should try some for fun they were actually pretty fun

[drowsy lodge]

?

[tulip lichen]

last time the teacher did the same shit with the hypotenuse equations and square root and expected us to "remember shit from last year"

[flat kraken]

oh BD thanks

[frozen jolt]

i mean, pythagoras isnt too hard to remember

[drowsy lodge]

thats what every teacher does, they think you remember shit from 4 years back

[fair pewter]

Te they are reasonably fun

[drowsy lodge]

me who failed that 💀

[tulip lichen]

well after 104 days of summer vacation it is hard to remember bro

[frozen jolt]

fair

[fair pewter]

Bro is complaining about having to memorize pythagorus theorem ain't no way

[tulip lichen]

if you get the reference you're my best friend now

[frozen jolt]

i do :)))

[fair pewter]

Sorry I don't watch Phineas and Ferb

[nimble niche]

I hate combinatorics because I always mess them up somehow

[tulip lichen]

I'm not talking about not knowing how to solve it after a week hello?

i'm talking about not being able to remember something from half a year ago?

[frozen jolt]

mmm

[fair pewter]

No way you're complaining about having to memorize a²+b²=c² 😭

[tulip lichen]

and yeah I know how to solve it now

[hasty iris]

The marks come from the logic. These tests were basically required to get into Waterloo's top math programs like CS and Mathematics

[tulip lichen]

bro they didn't even tell me that

[fair pewter]

I had a really tricky math problem lemme find it

[tulip lichen]

they just said the side opposite to a right angle is a hypotenuse

[hasty iris]

Because everyone who applied to those programs had insane marks but those tests are how they set people apart

[flat kraken]

bro i'm stupid i actually can't draw the trapezium correctly 💀

[fair pewter]

Yes that's the largest side 🗿

[drowsy lodge]

this aint a math serveer

[tulip lichen]

yeah? i'm not complaining about forgetting it a week later gang

[frozen jolt]

chess is just math and a bit of logical thinking

[tulip lichen]

Literally the teacher said hypotenuse and I instantly remembered it

[fair pewter]

Hypotenuse is like Mitochondria being powerhouse of the cell

You can't forget that

[flat kraken]

what 💀

[drowsy lodge]

no wonder i suck thene

[hasty iris]

This is great

[flat kraken]

what does hypotenuse and mitochondria have to do with each other lmao

[tulip lichen]

yeah I can't forget it after 2 weeks but maybe after half a year yk?

[hasty iris]

I will do some math in the morning I kind of miss it

[frozen jolt]

mmm

[acoustic mason]

Hypotenuse is the powerhouse of the triangle

[tulip lichen]

literally I go in school empty minded after the summer

[flat kraken]

that actually makes a bit of sense 💀

[nimble niche]

I knew what mitochondria did before I knew that 💀

[hasty iris]

Good attitude. Let your mind be filled with enriching knowledge

[nimble niche]

I still don't remember it as "mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell", I just remember it

[kind grail]

Is this a good book

[tulip lichen]

then why is he judging me for forgetting it after the summer

[hasty iris]

Déjà vu

[flat kraken]

stop showing us the same picture let us look at its contents

[frozen jolt]

thats the second time you've asked that

[edgy oasis]

probably

[edgy oasis]

unless it doesnt have much information to play

[hasty iris]

Bruh I can't read that ☠️

[boreal coyote]

bro

[drowsy lodge]

are u fr studying chess that much?

[fair pewter]

Trust me it's not great

[flat kraken]

are you a doctor with small hands 🤡

[acoustic mason]

I find mitochondria being a million year old parasite a much more memorable trait than the powerhouse thing

[fair pewter]

It's not that bad wtf

[kind grail]

My internet sucks

[tulip lichen]

fr

[fair pewter]

It's readable 💀

[kind grail]

Dk why the Pic was sent twice

[drowsy lodge]

yes it is, i cant even read, i need that zoom irl

[boreal coyote]

barely

[tulip lichen]

not the teacher i'm talking about @fair pewter

[worn anchor]

Or you just can use chess.com or lichess puzzles

[drowsy lodge]

same

[edgy oasis]

does it have exercise you can solve @kind grail

[nimble niche]

||Be1 Qf2 Bxf2 d6 Rh4#||

[tulip lichen]

@fair pewter how old are you bro?

[kind grail]

Yeah ig

[drowsy lodge]

do puzzles heelp?

[kind grail]

All the answers are in old notations

[kind grail]

Smort

[kind grail]

Have the book since 2018

[nimble niche]

like what?

[flat kraken]

cool puzzle is it Be1 (also why are the kings on opposite ends of the board 💀)

[kind grail]

My old chess coach gifted me it

[acoustic mason]

What's "old" notation?

[nimble niche]

the old notation was like bishop from a5 to e1

[hasty iris]

What's the reply after Be2? I can't see how black avoids mate

[clear sequoia]

Descriptive notation

[clear sequoia]

That's longform algebraic.

[kind grail]

Yeah

[flat kraken]

you mean Be1?

[kind grail]

Queens rook

[hasty iris]

Unpopular opinion but this notation actually made a lot of sense

[acoustic mason]

Ew I hate it

[flat kraken]

it's og but it's also a pain in the butt to read'

[clear sequoia]

It was extremely cumbersome, and every square had two names! Algebraic is much better.

[hasty iris]

I kinda like how it counts from both sides

Makes it less weird for black

[acoustic mason]

Why specify a pawn as a queen's pawn ect? What happens when the pawns double up?

[flat kraken]

that's why almost all modern systems have a standard and not a dichotomy 👍

[hasty iris]

It doesn't matter cause legal moves are still only legal for a particular pawn

[acoustic mason]

It just seems so redundant

[flat kraken]

because it is

[clear sequoia]

Absolutely! Puzzles are probably the best way to improve in chess.

[tulip lichen]

because it's the pawn in front of the queen (duh)

[kind grail]

Have I made a discord argument on chess notation

[flat kraken]

i think his question is how do you notate the pawn's name if they become doubled

[hasty iris]

I remember someone in here wanted to translate the old notation from a book they had to pgn, I helped them do it and it was quite enjoyable. #bringbackoldnotation

[acoustic mason]

How did it take until the 80s to improve that system

[flat kraken]

translating it is fun, using it fulltime is possibly less fun.

[hasty iris]

Yeah the answer is that it doesn't matter because for example you say Queens pawn to Q4, only one pawn can legally make the move so there is no confusion

[flat kraken]

because every game would have at least 2 variations of notations (and it's very easy to get it wrong)

[kind grail]

There si spanish Descriptive notation aswell 😭

[flat kraken]

i know (i spent an entire week trying to understand descriptive notation

[fair pewter]

Cmon it's not pretty but it does the job

[nimble niche]

@flat kraken did you give up on the question?

[acoustic mason]

Is the old system even compatible with software? Like, is it consistent/abstract enough to write an algorithm without loads of code to parse the text? (I'm too lazy to learn how the system works to answer myself)

[hasty iris]

For me it's really intuitive idk I like it. But I also like our moderm algebraic notation too

[fair pewter]

True I apologize for judging you for complaining about having to remember a²+b²=c² 💀

[flat kraken]

if you can draw me the diagram of what the actual hell the trapezium looks like i won't give up lmao

[hasty iris]

Yes of course lol check old notated games

[tulip lichen]

complaining is a big word buddy?

[nimble niche]

why, does it say fck you cbf at the bottom? 💀

[fair pewter]

He was the guy who gave me the question and it took me like 45 mins to solve 💀

[echo kestrel]

The amount of Greek Gift sacs I do is wild. Literally almost if not all of my openings as white have Greek Gift chances

[flat kraken]

that's actually the only sentence i can comprehend

[kind grail]

If two 1500 elo players play together against a person, would their combined elo be 3000

[tulip lichen]

I just forgot the shit I learned last year like any normal student I don't have a photographic memory?

[frozen jolt]

im still waiting for my twitter pwemium

[hasty iris]

No lol

[echo kestrel]

Technically yes

1500+1500 is 3000

[terse hamlet]

More like a regular 1500 but with less blunders lol

[acoustic mason]

Tf is this error?

[flat kraken]

they're combined strength probably can't even beat a 1300

[fair pewter]

No 5 600s combined prolly plays at a 400 elo strength

[nimble niche]

what about this question?
Suppose A, B and C are any three points located in the interior of a unit square. Prove that the area of triangle ABC is less than 1/2.

[echo kestrel]

You need an id

[terse hamlet]

One can do the tactics and one can spot blunders. It's optimal that way

[tulip lichen]

and yes I know that shit the teacher reminded us in the last lesson

[hasty iris]

I only gift stuff to people who I admire/think deserve it for their contributions

[fair pewter]

🗿

[fair pewter]

No

Anyone who blunder reacts is 600 elo

[terse hamlet]

Btw, are you guys playing in the Discord vs Danny event?

[fair pewter]

[echo kestrel]

Wait that's a thing?

[nimble niche]

It's pretty obvious that the area has to be 1/2 but how do you prove it?

[echo kestrel]

Yo honestly there's a chance I beat Danny

[acoustic mason]

Jokes on you I'm literally 600 elo

[terse hamlet]

Yup

[echo kestrel]

When is it?

[terse hamlet]

Google it up

It's today

[frozen jolt]

i'll say uwu on a voice clip for you

[tulip lichen]

bro wasted his super reaction

😭

[acoustic mason]

Wasted a useless feature, yep

[flat kraken]

doesn't this have to use that shoe theorm (spare me i'm only grade 8 💀)

[frozen jolt]

welcome new member

[fair pewter]

Good question

[echo kestrel]

Wth is the shoe theorm??

[fair pewter]

I know the thing but how do I phrase this

[tulip lichen]

true

[flat kraken]

i forgot i remembered that theorem solves these types of question

[echo kestrel]

Ah

[flat kraken]

oh wait no it's called shoelace theorem

[acoustic mason]

Don't you get like one a day anyway? I rarely even use one a month

[echo kestrel]

I have an IQ of 144 and yet I failed 8th grade math

[fair pewter]

Aah largest trignale possible would be the triangles formed by the diagonal of the square and it's area is ½ so any other triangle would be less

[tulip lichen]

bro the teacher is scamming us💀

[fair pewter]

Gotta get another test there

[frozen jolt]

das crazy

[flat kraken]

it feels illegal this is not checkmate 💀

[echo kestrel]

I also failed preschool 💀 I literally had to redo it

[nimble niche]

Is that a mathematical proof?

[tulip lichen]

teaching us half the lesson and getting 350 pounds everytime

[digital phoenix]

so basically iq is bullshit

[fair pewter]

Ill mathematically prove the mass of your mother

[nimble niche]

which scale?

[tulip lichen]

those iq tests aren't accurate

[toxic valley]

Its whites turn because of check

[fair pewter]

Metre scale I bet

[echo kestrel]

The fact that I failed preschool, 8th grade english, 8th grade math, 10th grade english, and 10th grade social studies makes it very hard to believe I actually have a 144 IQ

[nimble niche]

go ahead

[flat kraken]

i know

[tulip lichen]

fr

[lime lava]

bro failed 8th grade

[digital phoenix]

mf failed english

how is that possible

[nimble niche]

That's all I know about the question. I couldn't solve it at all 💀

[flat kraken]

english is hard (what does conspicuous even mean)

[echo kestrel]

Oh and I also dropped out of 10th grade

[fair pewter]

I think it might be 14.4 and you just thought it was a ,

[digital phoenix]

yeah when did u check ur iq @echo kestrel

[echo kestrel]

About a year ago lol

[flat kraken]

how do you actually check iq 💀

[acoustic mason]

I nearly failed English despite having straight A's in everything else

[hasty iris]

Yes it is actually

[echo kestrel]

Ehh well..

[digital phoenix]

actual or online

[fair pewter]

Some tests like pattern stuff

[echo kestrel]

Idk tbh

[frozen jolt]

hello e girl

[flat kraken]

doesn't everything else need english 💀

[echo kestrel]

😭

[fair pewter]

Same

[echo kestrel]

Irl. Took me 6 hours to complete lol, so it's legit

[flat kraken]

there's different scales of iq????????????

[drowsy lodge]

MY EEEEEEEEEE kEEEEEy is brokEn

[nimble niche]

I was told to use the shoelace formula but I was too lazy to learn what that is

[echo kestrel]

FR

[fair pewter]

That is wild

[acoustic mason]

I got a higher grade in french and I can barely even speak that language 💀

[frozen jolt]

wdym same

[echo kestrel]

Ikr

[digital phoenix]

same

[fair pewter]

I'm also e girl

[acoustic mason]

English is my first language if that part wasn't clear

[echo kestrel]

LOL my Spanish grade was higher than all my other grades in 8th grade and I barely spoke Spanish

[flat kraken]

and i thought having metric and imperial is a lot of scaling systems 💀

[echo kestrel]

Frr

[drowsy lodge]

anyone wanna play????

[hasty iris]

The logic is easy to understand. The largest triangle possible would be on the edges of the square with base 1 and height 1 (area 1/2). So any other triangle made from points inside will automatically be smaller

[frozen jolt]

really

[fair pewter]

Yass

[frozen jolt]

uwu

[frozen jolt]

i thought you were a grumpy middle aged man

tbh

[digital phoenix]

frostbiter is a hot girl irl fr

[fair pewter]

Lies

[frozen jolt]

[echo kestrel]

The reason I failed so many classes btw is cuz I just wasn't motivated and especially in 8th grade, I got very little sleep lol. I got like 4 hours a night on average

[tulip lichen]

since your mother is on my 600 lbs life she is equal to 2942.1 N divided by the acceleration of gravity (9.8 meters/second2) gives you 300.214285714

[frozen jolt]

u sure????

[tulip lichen]

that's what I call mathematical disrespect

[fair pewter]

I'm 19 year old girl who is psychology student in NYC and I am a saggitarius

[frozen jolt]

cos u dont wanna know what i do to e girls >:)

[digital phoenix]

oh i bet she wants it

right frostbiter

[frozen jolt]

frfr

[drowsy lodge]

im a 892 year old emperor in china

[fair pewter]

I do not infact want it

[fair pewter]

Your mother

[flat kraken]

i've heard that answering mathematical questions rhetorically would make everyone hate you more 🤡

[boreal cosmos]

[tulip lichen]

his mother is the ancestor of all asians bro💀

[acoustic mason]

Not the saggitarius that's the London opening of star signs

[digital phoenix]

waffles

[flat kraken]

what is saggitarius 💀

[graceful lintel]

Geometry in chat

[fair pewter]

Ok prove that it can be greater than 1/2 then nub

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/902299199918469130.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[graceful lintel]

Heavy words

[tulip lichen]

chat if I solve this shit will the teacher say i'm a cheater

[flat kraken]

wym how is this checkmate do you even know what doeos checkmate mean

[toxic valley]

Oh i got why

[echo kestrel]

8th grade English was legit impossible and I was failing 10th grade English within the first month of school 💀

[fair pewter]

Spooder

[graceful lintel]

Smash

[frozen jolt]

MOANS

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

now i know why duck likes u

[fair pewter]

Idk just sounds like skill issue to me

[tulip lichen]

last year I got a straight up 100% in english

[echo kestrel]

Fair

[flat kraken]

yeah i'm smashing that thing with a keyboard if i saw that 💀

[tulip lichen]

i'm not even talking 99.5% a straight 100%

[graceful lintel]

why spooders r cute

[echo kestrel]

What level were you in though? On level, advanced, or AP?

[fair pewter]

Did you know it's actually legal to ship one of those live to someone?

[tulip lichen]

wow show me your pet widow

[graceful lintel]

White is losing

[echo kestrel]

I was in advanced in 8th grade (there was no AP) and AP in 10th

[flat kraken]

please do not 💀

[tulip lichen]

7th grade?

[digital phoenix]

say that again when ur dying

[hasty iris]

Leak the report card

[echo kestrel]

Ah

[fair pewter]

It's completely legal who gon stop me

[kind grail]

Moonchester

[tulip lichen]

has my full name next to it i aint leaking my identity pal

[frozen jolt]

whos duck

[echo kestrel]

Also here's another fun Greek Gift

[flat kraken]

if you do that i'd do some less legal things to you >:((((

[acoustic mason]

Chicken

[digital phoenix]

the furry

[hasty iris]

Did you know you can draw over pictures digitally lol

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro imma just give you ip

[frozen jolt]

whats their user

[tulip lichen]

1.531.151.153 (jk)

[flat kraken]

wow that greek gift is actually so juicy with h4

[frozen jolt]

@grim edge

[fair pewter]

It's also legal to ship someone 10 cubic metres of granite

[digital phoenix]

yeah that

[frozen jolt]

ah this one

[fair pewter]

That's like 25 tonnes of solid granite

[digital phoenix]

@grim edge happy early birthday

[flat kraken]

cow

[boreal cosmos]

dont be weird

[acoustic mason]

Is this how they built the pyramids, via the postal service?

[hasty iris]

Nah g that won't fly here 😭😭😭

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1044958865634111508.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[graceful lintel]

[flat kraken]

wait till that thing starts flying into your face 💀

[tulip lichen]

that's not a widow that's an oversized black wolf spider

[flat kraken]

hell's a wolf spider 💀

[graceful lintel]

Ofc it can
My pet friendly spooder got wings

[fair pewter]

Sounds like your mother

[nimble niche]

only in australia

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/946219184289906699.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[tulip lichen]

my mother is white

[frozen jolt]

yum

[severe oxide]

guess who’s back from their mute

[graceful lintel]

Albert?

[frozen jolt]

is it richard

[fair pewter]

Huh

[toxic valley]

Fried liver attack + discovered check

[frozen jolt]

oh god richards back

[acoustic mason]

What did you say to get muted?

[fair pewter]

Kxe8 Qg5 is mate noob

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1087796615458324530.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[nimble niche]

watch him actually play it

[fair pewter]

I can't with these 600s

[acoustic mason]

Isn't he 300?

[severe oxide]

Do not reference hard drug consumption, completely inappropriate. 1h timeout.

[toxic valley]

Give my queen back

[flat kraken]

i'm more concerned about the two kings right next to each other 💀 what are they doing

[graceful lintel]

You could've used normal gifs

[graceful lintel]

I ain't no way Bros creating those positions

[nimble niche]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1044958865634111508.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[flat kraken]

philidor position 😳

[frozen jolt]

ong yum

[digital phoenix]

a drug addict

[flat kraken]

🤨

[echo kestrel]

Finally back to 2100... funny enough I beat the last guy in 9 seconds lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> togishere

This is the Chess.com profile of togishere. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1964 (2004 peak)
Blitz: 2105 (2180 peak)
Bullet: 2210 (2214 peak)

[frozen jolt]

wow

[toxic valley]

Roblox chess experience

[digital phoenix]

🤨

[nimble niche]

*who doesn't like maths

[frozen jolt]

me

[nimble niche]

It's a correction, not a question

[flat kraken]

bro how is this stalemate can't king go to b7

[graceful lintel]

Only 117 MB imma download this game

[frozen jolt]

idc

[echo kestrel]

Math was literally the only reason I enjoyed 10th grade

[digital phoenix]

ew is that genshin knockoff

[flat kraken]

yes

[frozen jolt]

is that you in your pfp

[nimble niche]

The only thing at school I'm somewhat decent in are languages

[flat kraken]

it used to be called genshin impact 2: return of the kinky uncle

[frozen jolt]

hawt

[flat kraken]

what about chinese 💀 i can tell you it's actual living hell

[drowsy lodge]

anyone wanna play chess

[spiral hill]

rasist

[frozen jolt]

how...

[nimble niche]

my school doesn't offer chinese, I live in sydney

[frozen jolt]

i am

[nimble niche]

and yes, chinese was actual living hell when I used to go to school in china

[drowsy lodge]

Australia

[frozen jolt]

im actually not fyi

[flat kraken]

well chinese absolutely stinks (even for chinese people like myself)

[spiral hill]

https://tenor.com/view/cüs-gif-23032981

[drowsy lodge]

madarin'

[flat kraken]

embed failure skill issue

[nimble niche]

I was never good at composing anything meaningful using chinese

[frozen jolt]

im actually

you should become gay

[spiral hill]

chat is going crazy

[flat kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[frozen jolt]

you'd be rlly popular

[grim edge]

i got ani banned

[graceful lintel]

Skill issue no perms

[spiral hill]

noooooo

[digital phoenix]

who tf is that

[hasty iris]

Bro taking all the credit 😢

[frozen jolt]

wow

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

who tf is ani

[graceful lintel]

Aw hell nah

[grim edge]

a user who was cheating

[nimble niche]

since when were gay people popular? where do you live?

[grim edge]

i dmd a mod and give him hella proof

[digital phoenix]

america

[grim edge]

he gave him to the chess com fair play for the second time

[digital phoenix]

i dmed pain and he didnt do shit i wonder why

[frozen jolt]

i mean online :)

[grim edge]

fair play didnt ban him for the first time

[frozen jolt]

n o

[grim edge]

it was the second time they did it

[frozen jolt]

a u s t r a l i a

[digital phoenix]

popular?

[nimble niche]

Australia doesn't exist

[hasty iris]

I reported today as well and they got banned soon after. Then I pinged mods to lock out their discord 😤😤😤@grim edge now give me some bricks as a reward

[frozen jolt]

yeah

[digital phoenix]

i think furries are more popular

[frozen jolt]

you're right

[grim edge]

ok we share credit

[digital phoenix]

we have furry exterminators hence more important

[nimble niche]

sirius

[frozen jolt]

i have like 3 files of furry nsfw somewhere

[drowsy lodge]

i just a had good bullet game lmfao

[digital phoenix]

burn them

[tulip lichen]

not so fun fact african wilddogs will let the pups eat first so the last thing you'll see is the cutest ones in the pack munching on your intestines

[grim edge]

whats their discord

they bullied me for losing 4 in a row

[slate owl]

[severe oxide]

why

[slate owl]

tbh i would have done the same fr

[grim edge]

cheat and then get banned?

[slate owl]

oh

i did not cheat and will not cheat

[drowsy lodge]

ez

[slate owl]

no lockout pls

[grim edge]

and you will not beat me.

[frozen jolt]

because i like it

[spiral hill]

https://tenor.com/view/losing-braincells-gif-24525714

[frozen jolt]

whats wrong with that

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

This is the Chess.com profile of idc. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1349 (1366 peak)
Blitz: 1125 (1138 peak)
Bullet: 1057 (1102 peak)

[digital phoenix]

i would, 80 times over

[flat kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-embed-failure-epic-embed-fail-double-embed-fail-gif-23538127

[frozen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[grim edge]

i agree

[severe oxide]

[spiral hill]

lol

[hasty iris]

CM Ani but I can't tag them anymore

[digital phoenix]

i cannot guarantee 100 because i lost to mohit once

[graceful lintel]

[severe oxide]

lol

[frozen jolt]

i thought this was talking about c*mming

[grim edge]

they might have left to avoid the clowing

[nimble niche]

Let me 80-0 you in atomic

[digital phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/why-just-why-but-why-monkey-gif-18202838286539704455

[grim edge]

my red flag is clowning cheaters after they get banned

[digital phoenix]

u cant even 10-0 me

[frozen jolt]

its my mind

[hasty iris]

@digital phoenix did you see Carbonara Bonne got banned too. I thought he was legit

[frozen jolt]

vs me

[nimble niche]

how about you prove that?

[frozen jolt]

chicken carbonara????

[digital phoenix]

by not playing

[digital phoenix]

good players can cheat

[drowsy lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[nimble niche]

coward fr

[frozen jolt]

why are you talking

[digital phoenix]

shut up incho

[slate owl]

[drowsy lodge]

was he actually cheating

[frozen jolt]

fr

[hasty iris]

He was not good though tbf. My FM friend was watching the tournament games in which he played and he was saying that he doesn't understand basic principles that a 2600 should understand

[grim edge]

carbonna got banned next lmao

whos next

[digital phoenix]

i mean hes gotta get to 2100 fide by being good

[frozen jolt]

hey mr shop

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

wsg

[grim edge]

is it u bddy

[frozen jolt]

hows the tomato chutney sellin

[graceful lintel]

No

[digital phoenix]

i have never seen a gay person, only autistic people

[grim edge]

im making Ms

i got Ms in da bank

[tulip lichen]

fun fact the male sea horses are the ones that give birth

[frozen jolt]

this sounds kind of homophobic

[grim edge]

are the bots on chess.com overrated? and some like the canty bot underrated?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Emi (spammer)

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Name: Emi (spammer)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1560 (1708 peak)
Blitz: 1811 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 1900 (2257 peak)

[graceful lintel]

[frozen jolt]

men?

[toxic valley]

Hell of kings

[digital phoenix]

the meaning is literal

[frozen jolt]

nah man share the men @grim edge

[grim edge]

most r overatted

[digital phoenix]

u dont need to interpret it

[frozen jolt]

oh

[frozen jolt]

okay

[hasty iris]

350 bullet point tilt

[slate owl]

guess I'm autistic now

[mint bobcat]

how can I get the rainbow pawn

[slate owl]

get good

[digital phoenix]

irl

[hasty iris]

#reaction-roles

[grim edge]

washed

[frozen jolt]

🏳️‍🌈

[grim edge]

find god

[frozen jolt]

they'd love you

[tulip lichen]

not so fun fact is the male will eat some of the newborns because he has not been eating for some time

[digital phoenix]

id:customize

[frozen jolt]

im an athiest

[lament jacinth]

The issue being

[toxic valley]

Gay pawn

[digital phoenix]

most w comment in this server

[grim edge]

fear god

[slate owl]

but it really is like gay ppl dont exist irl

[frozen jolt]

that its not allowed

[frozen jolt]

i dont, i fear guns :)

[slate owl]

ive never seen a gay man just walk around with a bf

[toxic valley]

Trans pawn when 🏳️‍⚧️

[digital phoenix]

they only spawn in america and die in america

[lament jacinth]

W

[mint bobcat]

Romans chapter 1 verses 26-27

[frozen jolt]

fr

[grim edge]

most r in us

[slate owl]

makes sense

[graceful lintel]

[frozen jolt]

go to nyc

[slate owl]

AMONG US!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😂🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

[lament jacinth]

Y'all need jesus

[tulip lichen]

less than 0.5% of them survive

[flat kraken]

i saw one at the zoo once

[graceful lintel]

😭

[hasty iris]

Mods watching chat like

Y'all need to chill ☠️

[frozen jolt]

they waiting to pounce fr

[mint bobcat]

yoo I have rainbow pawn guys

[digital phoenix]

id run

[frozen jolt]

insane

[lament jacinth]

And

[drowsy lodge]

nm. m,

[short hedge]

Anyone wanna play with me

[frozen jolt]

god doesnt exist, so i dont fear

[slate owl]

fr

[frozen jolt]

wheres the q

[grim edge]

they prolly arent the girl talked ab climaxing w no consequences

[tulip lichen]

Depending on the species, seahorses can deliver from five to more than 1,000 babies at a time

[digital phoenix]

i played football with this autistic guy once, he ran away from the ball when it was flying to him

[mint bobcat]

Romans chapter 1 verses 26-27

[frozen jolt]

what sort of climax we talking bout here🧐

[slate owl]

lgbt p-

[frozen jolt]

hmm?

[mint bobcat]

what

[grim edge]

hmm

[graceful lintel]

1k is alot

[frozen jolt]

channels and roles

up the very top

[frozen jolt]

😏

[lament jacinth]

W verse but don't spam cause spamming gets us in trouble

[grim edge]

real lgtbtq is LGBTQQIP2SA

[mint bobcat]

yes I agree W verses

[digital phoenix]

is it true lebanon is using usd

[lament jacinth]

There going to

Theyre

[frozen jolt]

lebanon and jordan are both real conutrys yk

[digital phoenix]

ur point being

[lament jacinth]

your point?

[fair pewter]

I could've also not massacred that village in Northeast Bhutan

[grim edge]

so?

[frozen jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-funny-lebron-james-gif-11613310

[drowsy lodge]

the fact that i lost the password to this account sucks lmfao

[fair pewter]

Kick Sirius I hate him

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> blazeud

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[frozen jolt]

<@&745328830649991179> mentions animal abuse in the message

[random drum]

fck off

[digital phoenix]

lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> omgizbliss

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 319 (675 peak)
Blitz: 357 (349 peak)
Bullet: 752 (786 peak)

[fair pewter]

That is wild

[lament jacinth]

Animal abuse ????

[random drum]

why to ping mod in every msg

[lament jacinth]

This girl is so dumb oh my

[frozen jolt]

every message?

[digital phoenix]

theyll mute for sure

[fair pewter]

Only animal I abuse is you're mo

[frozen jolt]

im a man

[random drum]

Yeah I have seen u do that

[frozen jolt]

what a burn

[lament jacinth]

Doesn't matter you're so dumb

[fair pewter]

Yes yes we publically execute them

[digital phoenix]

ill elo shame u

[lament jacinth]

Where's the animal abuse

[frozen jolt]

thats literally never happened

[frozen jolt]

not really :)

[random drum]

ur mum

[digital phoenix]

yeah if i kicked a normal person would u say 'animal abuse' i dont think so

[lament jacinth]

Where was the animal abuse

[mint bobcat]

what the heck are you guys arguing on

[frozen jolt]

nah probably not

[random drum]

Once Bobby Fischer said "Ur mum"

[fair pewter]

You're mo

[digital phoenix]

discrimination

[frozen jolt]

i dont think so

[mint bobcat]

does anyone here play football

[frozen jolt]

how so?

[grim edge]

if ur pinging mods, should i ping them when u said stuf

[frozen jolt]

such as?

[digital phoenix]

the one where u kick the ball yes

[barren magnet]

Anyone wanna play I'm 1200 smth

[random drum]

yeah with hands

[lament jacinth]

Yes do that

[digital phoenix]

if i do something to a normal person but not a furry u dont care

[random drum]

[frozen jolt]

really?

[digital phoenix]

american football is for babies

[grim edge]

.

[grim edge]

Kick a furry

[maiden sorrel]

Hello

[random drum]

it's soccer

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> omrbean

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Bullet: 674

[frozen jolt]

im sure i could find something bad that u said

[digital phoenix]

dont worry if ur a furry u wont get banned for saying weird stuff @frozen jolt

mods just really like furries for some reason

[mint bobcat]

I hate furries

[lament jacinth]

Note to self, furries are a breed of animal apparently according to @frozen jolt

[grim edge]

prolly not

[mint bobcat]

they are animals

[frozen jolt]

well then i identify as a crow

[digital phoenix]

auto ban evasion

[fair pewter]

It's football soccer doesn't exist

[grim edge]

Delicious

[random drum]

ur mum

[mint bobcat]

I actually haven't met a furry before, only people who pretend to be furries as satire

[frozen jolt]

if a furry identifys as a dog and get kicked then is it not animal abuse?

[mint bobcat]

yes

[frozen jolt]

Nah 😭

[grim edge]

Ye

[frozen jolt]

thats a new one

[mint bobcat]

No, it's abuse.

[lament jacinth]

If a women who identifies as a man gets kicked in the crotch can she say she was kicked in the balls

[mint bobcat]

They are still humans under the law.

[grim edge]

No

[frozen jolt]

if she has transitioned ig

[mint bobcat]

nice football team

[fair pewter]

Why not just kick them in the balls and not listen to what they have to say?

[frozen jolt]

idrk lol

[mint bobcat]

CHESS

[random drum]

@digital phoenixCan u defeat Doofus?

[lament jacinth]

I didn't say trans I said a women who identifies as a man

[digital phoenix]

no i cant beat old men in chess

[fair pewter]

You're really bad at kicking people in the crotch buddy

[grim edge]

no

[frozen jolt]

...

[random drum]

He played with 96.8 accuracy in 68 moves game

[fair pewter]

I can give you lessons I am pretty good

[mint bobcat]

Why are you guys so interested in LBTG?

[random drum]

💀 I want to ping him rn

[digital phoenix]

he would be here by now

[grim edge]

ping him

[lament jacinth]

Same thing goes, it's not animal abuse for someone to say they were hit if they identify as an animal

[grim edge]

i wanna see his acc

[fair pewter]

Why not just hit them and not listen to what they claim?

[digital phoenix]

account name is r_doofus

[random drum]

He must be busy

[mint bobcat]

Stop talking about furries

[frozen jolt]

u alr said that

[grim edge]

aka the best mod

[digital phoenix]

ur right we should talk about how harry maguire is the goat

[grim edge]

Aka old man

[lament jacinth]

Real

[frozen jolt]

okay then

[mint bobcat]

no let's talk about mathemtics

[fair pewter]

No I said tha about kicking people in the crotch this is about hitting them just in genera

[grim edge]

No let's talk about harry Maguire

[digital phoenix]

ew math

[fair pewter]

That ain't math that shit meth

[lament jacinth]

I love how chats current discussion is hitting furries

[mint bobcat]

why do you have that ready to be used

[fair pewter]

Math

[frozen jolt]

big difference

[grim edge]

im guilty

[digital phoenix]

do u get a yellow card if u fight with a teammate

[frozen jolt]

holy shit this just scared me

[grim edge]

no

[random drum]

Opposite colored bishop is a draw or win? (ofc with same no's of pawns or one side having a extra pawn)

[grim edge]

Ke4

[fair pewter]

You could get punched in the face

[fair pewter]

Draw if fully sym position

[digital phoenix]

nah

[grim edge]

the coach or sum will prolly make it stop

[fair pewter]

Grand doughter

[digital phoenix]

ive never gotten a red card cos im the best

[fair pewter]

Grand dough

[frozen jolt]

its a draw i think, unless someone makes a huge boo boo

[tulip lichen]

you get to pick any melee weapon to fight one for 1 million dollars are you taking it?

[fair pewter]

Lightsaber

[digital phoenix]

i can beat it with my fist

[mint bobcat]

but if they state if the person in front of them is or is not a liar, if two liars are in front of one another, then both may be lying and you will never know

[grim edge]

Shotgun

[tulip lichen]

smart man

[tulip lichen]

melee weapon???

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro

[grim edge]

taser

[fair pewter]

You can actually prove it

[frozen jolt]

horse

[tulip lichen]

melee weapon

[grim edge]

Chainsaw

[fair pewter]

There are melee tazers

[grim edge]

there are mele tasers

[fair pewter]

I doubt they'll have much of an impact on an allosaurus tho

[tulip lichen]

bro how much electricity do you need

[severe oxide]

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[grim edge]

its very hard to pick up

[tulip lichen]

to take down an allosaurus

[frozen jolt]

you dont need any for a horse

[tulip lichen]

if he's a lumberjack then no

[fair pewter]

Unlike you're mo

[frozen jolt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1156842442969063454/board.gif?ex=651670fb&is=65151f7b&hm=4bbd687fcdfc8a69594d16f9355e138eb78805092998210fe8f9c137cfea48c6&

[grim edge]

Why you played g6

[frozen jolt]

where...

[grim edge]

1st move

[fair pewter]

Lightsaber.

[grim edge]

where do u get one from

disney ones aint gonn work

[fair pewter]

Yea why would you play g3 if you're not gonna play Bg2

[tulip lichen]

probably would work if you get a slash on the neck before it (most likely) kicks an exposed part if you have fast reflexed then you may be able to counter it

[fair pewter]

From the lightsaber store dumbass 🤡

[mint bobcat]

thor hammer

[frozen jolt]

i dont know chess notation man

i literally just put pieces in squares that look good

[mint bobcat]

then learn it instead of learning about furries

[grim edge]

ok then im getting a dinosaur death note

[frozen jolt]

but furries are cool

i like furries

[fair pewter]

Move 1 you moved that pawn infront of your right side knight

[mint bobcat]

shut up

[fair pewter]

Not a melee weapon L