💬〡general-off-topic

[glossy radish]

<@&745328830649991179>

[viscid jacinth]

<@&745328830649991179>

[peak plank]

thanks, guys

[glossy radish]

slowpoke

[viscid jacinth]

shit

[restive storm]

WHAT THE HELLLLLLLOOOOMYGOD
NO WAYEYEYEY

[random drum]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[viscid jacinth]

Hi dor chan

[restive storm]

don't call me that

[glossy radish]

uhhh no hablo espanol

[peak plank]

what

[fiery beacon]

my biscuit is limp

[glossy radish]

doritos

[viscid jacinth]

Ok dorchan~

[severe oxide]

real

[fiery beacon]

you can hit show all and it'll show you a few more

[peak plank]

Im gonna ignore all of this

[random drum]

I saw them first time today

[peak plank]

And only show this

also insane accuracy

[jovial vector]

90% accuracy in a blitz game (:

[restive storm]

those three games were terrible I hung a piece every 5 moves and a few times you missed it

[viscid jacinth]

What about that one game where you almost lost to a 1500 just because his mom was screaming on him

[peak plank]

I realized I missed it right after I played the move

[peak plank]

He wanted free diamond, his fault

also couldnt convert

[stable mirage]

I was showing how different communities will think different things

[fiery beacon]

lil float

[severe oxide]

Ignore the lil float

[stable mirage]

who exactly it was wasn’t important

[viscid jacinth]

but didnt he declined the diamond afterwards

[fiery beacon]

what's your top songs like

[peak plank]

tbh idk that guy was bad at chess

I forgot

[viscid jacinth]

That guy beated you once tho

Maybe just me

[restive storm]

yesterday some guy lost to me because he played too fast in the opening and hung a knight and somehow we got matched against each other in the next game and he told me "ur insane for that"

[peak plank]

nah, im 2-0 vs them

[random drum]

top 14 of all time

[random drum]

that online track was released a few week ago and I was listening to it all time

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006369257040388238/1156301311550160955/image.png?ex=6515ca83&is=65147903&hm=0e278018b7f5ae49a4f214afd8f45b1400d17dbf66a126d5decedeb4e9e3558c&

[severe oxide]

thats my game

[glossy radish]

your games are quite the opposite

[random drum]

My top albums from all time

[fiery beacon]

1 miss

[severe oxide]

[stable mirage]

the computer has to put something for something it didn’t see

so it puts a miss even though it was losing the whole time

[glossy radish]

anyways bye chat

[severe oxide]

cowboys from hell

[fiery beacon]

I don't think the amount of moves line up

[severe oxide]

bye millimetreo

[glossy radish]

i have so much hw to do

[severe oxide]

[jovial vector]

Getting closer to being 1000 in all time controls

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Nick (missuslol)

This is the Chess.com profile of missuslol. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Nick (missuslol)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1068 (peak)
Blitz: 661 (peak)
Bullet: 818 (842 peak)

[stable mirage]

idk what to tell you about that, that’s the screenshot

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

This is the Chess.com profile of idc. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1342 (1358 peak)
Blitz: 1132 (1138 peak)
Bullet: 1057 (1102 peak)

[random drum]

All they wanna knowwwwwww

[peak plank]

nope

[fiery beacon]

Hot take: Pantera's later albums are way better than Cowboys and VDOP

[peak plank]

its 9:25 at night

[jovial vector]

Why does it it say my peak rating is 1068 they aren’t updated lol

[severe oxide]

its 11:25am

[random drum]

It's 8:55 am here

and I have exam 💀 on 30th

[peak plank]

You aussie

eh. too mid. @grim edge

[jovial vector]

My user is Chizulmao though

Why not

[peak plank]

Dw im sure it will

I changed my name

tho I dont remeber if the bot auto changed it or not

[barren magnet]

Bruh my role is 500-999 and I'm rated 1200 idk how to fix ut

[jovial vector]

I changed it a couple of days ago tho interesting

[toxic valley]

What does "royal fork with pawn" means

[barren magnet]

Wanna play? Then

[jovial vector]

Forking king and queen with a pawn ig

[toxic valley]

Queen and king can instantly take pawn

[barren magnet]

Im 1200

[toxic valley]

But how is that a thing

[jovial vector]

Yeah but if pawns supported than you win the queen

[fickle rampart]

Find the crushing move for Black

[toxic valley]

Only knight can do royal fork

[jovial vector]

Idk if it’s actually a thing or not but logically makes sense that it it to me

[fickle rampart]

yes very yummy move

[jovial vector]

Oh wait is royal fork when rook queen and king are forked ?

[toxic valley]

Take en passant

[jovial vector]

My bad than yeah only knight can do that haha

[toxic valley]

Royal fork is a thing only knight can do

Because queen can take any other pieces

[fickle rampart]

Unless enemy queen is already pinned 😈 \

[peak plank]

just queen and king

[stable mirage]

guys I think my rating role is glitching

im supposed to be 600

[peak plank]

[stable mirage]

thanks for agreeing

[fickle rampart]

Hyperbullet first

[sleek isle]

LOL

[peak plank]

2200 Classical

[stable mirage]

ya ofc uscf first

[sleek isle]

@stable mirage u breaked his ego

[stable mirage]

broke*

[jovial vector]

Got 700 blitz time to go to bed satisfied 😌

[stable mirage]

and not really

I think they played too much so they’ve become unconditionally toxic

[toxic valley]

Bishop and extra pawns still can't win queen

[severe oxide]

common america L

[stable mirage]

what’s the extra king worth

[peak plank]

ur chess federation doesnt even have titles

or rather chess.com approved

[stable mirage]

that’s a skewer

[restive storm]

bro took that personally 💀

[stable mirage]

mb

uwu

[restive storm]

don't worry gothamchess once got them confused

idk lol

[stable mirage]

many years of practice

[jade hamlet]

chào.

[toxic valley]

We have fork emoji and skewer emoji in chess.com but why no pin emoji

[peak plank]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[jade hamlet]

..

[peak plank]

🧷

[jade hamlet]

okay

[twin moon]

Big plans

[peak plank]

holy shit

who has that many sets

[twin moon]

Someone who is intending to make a chess club lmao

The ones on my entertainment center though are my personal American Belize and Saudi Arabian ones tho

[stable mirage]

fr I only have 4

or maybe 5 idk

[peak plank]

I have 2 viable tourney sets

thats it.

[stable mirage]

only one my my sets has weighted at all pieces tho

[sharp thicket]

I thought I made the best move then I saw the bishop (won the game with almost two queens he resigned)

[twin moon]

Yea a lot of these were donated from the retired chess club of a school I used to go to when they heard I was making one

[stable mirage]

oh nice

[twin moon]

I even got this huge binder with a year full of lesson plans on chess

[stable mirage]

kinda sadge that I only have one working clock

[peak plank]

but ur 1600-

[peak plank]

I have 3

[twin moon]

Istg idk how no one from that elementary school became a GM with how much info this has

[peak plank]

Yes, two tourney sets... 3 clocks..

[stable mirage]

bro has more clocks than sets

[twin moon]

1700 now ✨, but what’s your point?

[peak plank]

I know you dont have to be best at chess to start the club but I do feel its a bit low idk tho

[twin moon]

Well to be fair

[peak plank]

The 2nd to best player that isnt me is 1900 CC( my school, at least)

[twin moon]

My goal at the beginning was 1000 before i started it lmao

And to my knowledge, I’m the best player at my school other than one person who is rated 1800

[peak plank]

ok so ur 2nd best

[fair pewter]

Ya'll have chess sets and clocks what fken nerds

[twin moon]

It still may be better than nothing tho, but I get your point

[twin moon]

Well the thing is idk if he actually does, it’s just rumors I’ve heard

[fair pewter]

My Initial goal was also like around 1000

[twin moon]

Ye

[fair pewter]

It was to be good enough to be able to beat any casual player who might challenge me irl

[twin moon]

I always thought my father was super good, but now I’ve realized I can beat him blindfolded 💀

[fair pewter]

I started playing on a whim one day after I played a cousin and I was absolute trash I couldn't checkmate her and I kept moving my bishop onto the other colour

[twin moon]

Ohh nice

Yea I played very little over my life, but started seriously studying this year

[fair pewter]

So I wanted to get to 1k and I slightly overshot my goal

[twin moon]

Well it’s better than undershot

[stable mirage]

imagine not having Anthony He at your school

[twin moon]

*

[stable mirage]

trash school anyway

I hated it

too much for me

[twin moon]

Is homework the way to rate schools these days? 💀

[fair pewter]

All you do is look at furry po and play chess any hw is too much for you

[stable mirage]

shaddup

[restive storm]

wth

[stable mirage]

had leslie last year he broke me

[slate owl]

literally me

[fair pewter]

Where is the lie though

[stable mirage]

lo

for apes?

idk I haven’t looked

[hasty iris]

YOOO CHROME ADDED PRETTY PRINT

😊

[stable mirage]

reee

reeeeeee

[frozen jolt]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/89612945577 beautiful

[worn ice]

wishcash1992 (817) vs. OmgIzBliss (756)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. f4 dxe4 3. Nc3 Bf5 4. d4 [g6] 5. Bc4 Bg7 6. Qe2 Nf6 7. Bd2 O-O 8. O-O-O Nc6 9. h3 Nxd4 10. Qf2 c5 11. g4 Bd7 12. Nd5 Nxd5 13. Bxd5 Ba4 14. Bxb7 Bxc2 15. Re1 Qa5 16. Bxa8 Qxa2 17. Qxd4 Qb1# 

[frozen jolt]

i was black btw

[sharp thicket]

Is 1700 puzzles good for a 500 ?

[stable mirage]

puzzles are even worse than bots as a way of measuring playing strength

[twin moon]

Do you guys think bots are weaker when someone plays on a weaker internet connection?

[stable mirage]

that is truly one of the questions of all time

[sharp thicket]

Uhhh yes

[hasty iris]

TILT IS REAL

[frozen jolt]

bro is 3090?

[normal hatch]

You tilt in puzzles, I tilt in 10 min rapid games. We are not the same

[hasty iris]

puzzles rating not chess

all 3k puzzles

wait no thats my rating

[frozen jolt]

ah

[stable mirage]

[hasty iris]

it's past midnight bro my brain is off 😦

[stable mirage]

imagine not tilting in 15|10

[normal hatch]

If ur tilting in 15|10 ur beyond ass🦅

[sleek isle]

planing for a tornament

[twin moon]

Nah just a club in general

Some guy challenged me to a match tho so I’m gonna bring a set and knock him out tomorrow

[sharp thicket]

Yo a 10000th cheater

[hasty iris]

<@&745328830649991179> remove @pliant orbit bro finally got banned

[sleek isle]

lol

[sleek isle]

cool

[sharp thicket]

I'm just 28 elo away from being 600

[twin moon]

Keep it up man 👍

[stable mirage]

sandbagger but close enough

[sharp thicket]

Thank you😅

[twin moon]

Trust me 500 is the worst part

It only gets better from there lmao

[sharp thicket]

I played a game lemme send it

[stable mirage]

2300+ rapid is hell too

[hasty iris]

wym lol def engine use

[twin moon]

Yea prob

But Ngl

[stable mirage]

oh?

[twin moon]

I feel like even if I could win more often, 500 is much more of a hell than 1700

[sharp thicket]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81720253538?tab=review

[worn ice]

jamal (564) vs. Dadadl (610)

Move List

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd5 3. Nc3 Qd6 4. d4 Bf5 5. Nb5 Nc6 6. Nxd6+ cxd6 7. Bd3 Nb4 8. Bxf5 Nd5 

[sharp thicket]

Whats the win rate ?

[twin moon]

Yep just playing principled moves will get you far

[hasty iris]

they were 800 like 2 weeks ago when they were talking in this server

[twin moon]

Something I didn’t get the memo on lmao

[hasty iris]

and suddenly they were 2100 blitz

[stable mirage]

if I get lucky I could do that

[hasty iris]

800 to 2100 in 2-3 weeks

[stable mirage]

sounds like sandbagging

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[twin moon]

Same here, I know they are cheating but regardless

[hasty iris]

alt account

[mild apex]

did someone say sandbagging?

[sharp thicket]

Seems like he watched gotham chess lol (and learned how to cheat since he says how to not cheat lol)

[hasty iris]

still got caught tho

[stable mirage]

yes.

[latent pebble]

Wtf my terrible friend is apparently 2200

He’s so garbage no clue what he’s done 🥴

[stable mirage]

they suck otb or?

[primal fern]

who is this

[hasty iris]

@pliant orbit

alt account

[latent pebble]

Yes

But they barely have games on their account

[stable mirage]

you sure they aren’t…

[primal fern]

<@&745328830649991179> it looks like this user is banned on chess.com, but they have an alt account connected

[stable mirage]

they already pinged bruh

[stable mirage]

here

[latent pebble]

https://www.chess.com/member/funiduck1

[primal fern]

i didn't know

[primal fern]

do you have any proof this account is theirs?

like do they say the username?

[latent pebble]

He’s mentioned that he is Turkish

[hasty iris]

yeah they were sending it in chat literally today

[primal fern]

Find that please it is damning proof

[sharp thicket]

Yestereday was my birthday

I'm now 14

[stable mirage]

super sus

[latent pebble]

It’s been months since he played those games and no ban

So idk 🤷‍♂️

[sharp thicket]

rapid is 800 elo lower than blitz wtf

[latent pebble]

He has a very distinctive play style and he plays it online even when I played him on lichess

[hasty iris]

i clicked on a challenge link that he sent and he was 1700 bullet

[latent pebble]

look at games played

[stable mirage]

the accuracy speaks for itself

[graceful lintel]

Lets go Ani banned

[stable mirage]

top 10 games are avg like 90 acc

[sharp thicket]

Bro does A4 and H4

[sleek isle]

https://www.chess.com/member/funiduck1
he is a cheater

[hasty iris]

not yet from this discord

[graceful lintel]

[sleek isle]

91 acc in most of his games

[stable mirage]

no anger kitten

peace

[latent pebble]

He’s played that against me otb and on lichess

[graceful lintel]

Yea
Peace 🕊️

[latent pebble]

It’s his play style he plays weird shit

[stable mirage]

good

[primal fern]

No public accusation

[sharp thicket]

Proof?

[stable mirage]

do you win otb

[latent pebble]

We don’t play much otb but I won most

[stable mirage]

you wouldn’t be beating 90 acc online

[latent pebble]

Last otb was a couple months ago

[stable mirage]

pff

[graceful lintel]

[primal fern]

is this person in the server?

[stable mirage]

I don’t think so

[hasty iris]

the problem is they were cheating in here for a long time but if chess.com doesnt ban, they can continue to do it. a little sad : (

[latent pebble]

No

[normal hatch]

We stay cheating🗣️

[latent pebble]

Real shit ⁉️

[graceful lintel]

Discord mods should understand this
They were clearly cheating they should get banned from this server first

[primal fern]

what's ur username

[graceful lintel]

[sharp thicket]

WAIT WTHHHHH HO ELOAI AIN SIKOOOOYYYY

[normal hatch]

Walter White the third

[sharp thicket]

AKU SAYANG

[hasty iris]

it's hard to do that cause dicord mods arent the fair play team

cant really do much about it

even if it is obvious

[sleek isle]

idk they were telling he is sus

[latent pebble]

When the mods turn out to be cheating 👀

[graceful lintel]

[latent pebble]

Minor mishap 🦅

[digital phoenix]

@latent pebble have u downloaded eafc mobile

[sharp thicket]

I just don't get why fifa and ea don't make game togther anymore

[normal hatch]

Mods aint ballin like that

[latent pebble]

Shit you ain’t even know

[graceful lintel]

We have to wait then

[stable mirage]

idk ask pixel

[normal hatch]

Mfs gonna make the most p2w game in existence

[latent pebble]

no clue what that is I’m stopping games for a bit though

[digital phoenix]

fifa mobile no longer exists

[hasty iris]

this time we got justice

[sharp thicket]

They made a new game called FC24 I bought it good game

[hasty iris]

DLS

[latent pebble]

Wait how did pain get unbanned

[graceful lintel]

[latent pebble]

Did they get closed on accident or hacked or something

[grim edge]

Whos pain

[normal hatch]

The mod

[grim edge]

Oh

[digital phoenix]

and i have this team now

[primal fern]

bro u only got 12 games......

[graceful lintel]

Used to be a mod

[grim edge]

Oh

[primal fern]

got banned for cheating

[normal hatch]

Bro there’s actually someone named that?💀💀

[digital phoenix]

i like how mobile looks like console version now

[latent pebble]

Holy shit that looks ugly

[hasty iris]

no probably second chance account

[primal fern]

it's you!

[graceful lintel]

why he cheated

[latent pebble]

No

[primal fern]

you said that's ur name

[grim edge]

Nice name

[latent pebble]

Second chance account= new account

[normal hatch]

That is not me🐈

[latent pebble]

His original account is unbanned

[primal fern]

mate you said your username

[latent pebble]

oh wait nvm

Sorry

[hasty iris]

no it's not there are no games, clearly a new account

[sharp thicket]

Second chance account can be set at 2000 (expert level ) at the start of the account

[normal hatch]

It was a joke ofc. Why would I name my account Walter White the Third

[graceful lintel]

[digital phoenix]

so mods do get second chances

[hasty iris]

everyone gets second chancese

[digital phoenix]

too specific of a username to not be

[digital phoenix]

mods are role models

[graceful lintel]

[latent pebble]

Everyone does

[hasty iris]

true but they wouldnt change policy even if it's a mod

[normal hatch]

It was the first thing that came to mind

[latent pebble]

I just don’t get how a mod cheats and expects to get away with it

[sharp thicket]

Mods banned the mod Idfgi

[hasty iris]

also mods can be young and immature idk, most are like 18-19 no?

[graceful lintel]

There r two GMs in this server

[hasty iris]

only 1 super gm tho

[graceful lintel]

Bast is like 40

[normal hatch]

Me fr

[graceful lintel]

GM is GM

[grim edge]

Isnt gm good morning? 💀

[graceful lintel]

Nuh uh

[hasty iris]

bro wym 💀 he's still in school

[digital phoenix]

if everyone can so can they

[primal fern]

this guy got banned. his discord too

[normal hatch]

Uh huh🦅

[echo kestrel]

Is it possible to have 2000 blitz rating, 2300 rapid rating, and 800 puzzle rating?

[lyric meadow]

I think it's grand master.

I don't really know though

[digital phoenix]

i dont think hes coming back anytime soon tho

[normal hatch]

Gm = Gay master

[digital phoenix]

yeah dont touch puzzles

[graceful lintel]

💀

[digital phoenix]

uni

[hasty iris]

ye

[digital phoenix]

its not the same

[hasty iris]

?

[grim edge]

How you do the queens gambit?

[echo kestrel]

Ah

[latent pebble]

d4 followed by c4

[digital phoenix]

school and uni is not the same thing

[graceful lintel]

e4 e5 f4

[digital phoenix]

when a person says hes in school theyre an infant

[grim edge]

Oh

[hasty iris]

bruh u are simply wrong

[lyric meadow]

Then there's people like me, who called college 'school'

[hasty iris]

maybe where u live idk or in your native tongue

[sharp thicket]

Get a queen and sacrifice it for a random pawn

[random drum]

huff

[grim edge]

Wha?

❓

[graceful lintel]

Get a queen and sacrifice it for a random pawn

[trail prism]

G'day gentleman and ladies

[random drum]

I can sac my king

[sharp thicket]

That's king

's gambit

[lyric meadow]

Never let em know your next move.

[latent pebble]

Pursuing your education

[lyric meadow]

Bongcloud open is the strongest open.

[lament jacinth]

Real

[digital phoenix]

what about bongcloud closed

[echo kestrel]

Yay bishop sac

[sleek isle]

DON T BOO SPAM THE BRILLINT EMOTE

[iron barn]

Bg5?

after takes

[lyric meadow]

In the words of the great warrior-poet Ice Cube, "***** what?"

[iron barn]

if they dont take i see, Bd6, discover check with the bishop and mate

but they block with the knight so that dont work

[latent pebble]

Bro actually plays kg

[stable mirage]

muzio?

[hasty iris]

did black not play this game

looks like they made no moves lol

[echo kestrel]

Wow, perfect game

[digital phoenix]

blunder

[trail prism]

I got 100% acc in a game !!!

[echo kestrel]

Free queen

[echo kestrel]

Fr it's the best

[grim edge]

guys what is the best chess.com settings the theme

[echo kestrel]

Lolll

[trail prism]

Destroyed while opening and did it perfectly

[primal fern]

@latent pebble why haven't you connected ur account?

[trail prism]

Best game of my life xD

[hasty iris]

neo pieces green board + custom background

[primal fern]

you got banned for abuse i remember but how come ur still here? @latent pebble

[digital phoenix]

metro train

[primal fern]

walnut theme neo wood pieces

[echo kestrel]

Ye basically. It was slightly odd though cuz they played Nc6 before g5 so yeah, it's a bit odd lol

[rocky vale]

They can take the queen with check

[echo kestrel]

Lie, show me

[trail prism]

Come dm

[lyric meadow]

Could go bishop e5 to discover check and threaten the bishop, take the bishop/knight when it blocks then take the remainder with the queen.

[echo kestrel]

K

[lyric meadow]

I could be way off though

[rocky vale]

They can take the queen when discovered check guys

[latent pebble]

Unbanned cause we up duh

Abuse not that serious

[primal fern]

so connect it again m8

[latent pebble]

I don’t want to

[digital phoenix]

aborting games has a death penalty

[latent pebble]

🥴

[stable mirage]

interesting

[trail prism]

Sent u msg

[mild apex]

fr

[normal hatch]

[deep mason]

What if I am trying to go to bed but not end on a loss but accidentally queue up a 10 minute game instead of a bullet?

[digital phoenix]

too bad go win

[echo kestrel]

What a fantastic game

[normal hatch]

Credibility is lost once U see its an exchange french

[latent pebble]

Free pcg

[normal hatch]

What he do?

[latent pebble]

Abuse

Mf has like 1 million unauthorized alt accounts

[normal hatch]

Who tf was bro abusing

Oh that

[safe fable]

Wassup boots

[normal hatch]

That aint shit

[latent pebble]

Ong

[normal hatch]

Free pcg🗣️🔥🔥

[latent pebble]

Cc just bad

[digital phoenix]

tf is pcg

[latent pebble]

oh nah

[trail prism]

U got 100% too , gg

[lethal parcel]

bro thinks he is stockfish 💀

[random drum]

David posting about hair

https://x.com/davidllada/status/1707244114821984408?s=20

David Llada ♞ (@davidllada)

Who had the best hair?

PS: Note the jealousy 😅

Twitter · Sep 28, 2023, 4:01 AM

[digital phoenix]

shit i was winning

[deep mason]

Stalemate?

[digital phoenix]

no i offered draw cos i needed to go

[deep mason]

Ah yeah, good on them for accepting though!

[digital phoenix]

fair

[inland arrow]

That’s why I play mostly unrated now

[digital phoenix]

ur never gaining rating like that

[foggy sage]

can anyone game review for me or something

[inland arrow]

I play rated on weekends

[digital phoenix]

send link

[foggy sage]

how

[inland arrow]

I play unrated during school and when I do my homework

[digital phoenix]

figure it out

[tidal geyser]

those must be your lucky days

[foggy sage]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81728903726?tab=analysis&move=1

[worn ice]

FroggyOfTheCentury (534) vs. gyash9898 (521)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 Nxe4 4. Qe2 Qh4 5. g3 Qf6 6. f4 Nc5 7. Ng6+ Qe7 8. Nxe7 Kd8 9. Nxc8 Kxc8 10. [Qe8#] 

[nimble niche]

this can't be a real game 💀

[foggy sage]

@digital phoenix

[inland arrow]

LMAO

[foggy sage]

i literally just played it lol

im 500..

yes he blundered his queen

[inland arrow]

The 500’s I fight must be at the end of their training arc

[digital phoenix]

@foggy sage done

[foggy sage]

ty

[inland arrow]

Whenever I see other people fight 500’s is like it looks so easy but when I fight them it’s like a battle to the death

[foggy sage]

is that knight sacrifice considered great

[nimble niche]

500s are really easy to beat

[foggy sage]

everyone has been there..

[nimble niche]

just play whatever you want and you win

[digital phoenix]

@nimble niche is 500

[foggy sage]

everyone whos above 500 has once been a 500

[sleek isle]

which music used in this video https://youtu.be/9wgX-_7EFtg?si=feTYpX8IivKe83nA

[nimble niche]

*200

[latent oracle]

Just
Play better?

[digital phoenix]

lmao im like twice ur rating

[tidal geyser]

whats your rating ?

[nimble niche]

im exactly 600 lichess

[digital phoenix]

400

[tidal geyser]

nice

[inland arrow]

So true

[digital phoenix]

ur like 300

[toxic valley]

Why is the answer of puzzle giving free rook and rook is clearly hanging

[nimble niche]

Typical 400 elo chat.

[tropic plaza]

Arent you like 329 rn?

[digital phoenix]

403 blitz

[tidal geyser]

lol

[foggy sage]

guys tell me some astetik chess themes

[tropic plaza]

Thats amazing

[digital phoenix]

black

[foggy sage]

uh

no thamk u

[restive storm]

gg

[sleek isle]

97 acc is sus

[nimble niche]

I'm exactly 79 elo away from being on the lc atomic leaderboard

[primal fern]

lichess banned

[restive storm]

oof

[digital phoenix]

and im probably like 5 games from antichess leaderboard

i just need to bring the rating deviation down without losing too much

[toxic valley]

But are licheckers and lishogi unbanned then

[feral elk]

DUDE I JUST DID 3 BRILLIANT MOVES IN A GAME

[peak plank]

idk some 100 elo players are prob natural at it. cant beat them.

[primal fern]

that account that has 97% doesn't exist....

[primal fern]

connect ur account

[restive storm]

on lichess?

[peak plank]

That's Dor's account''

[primal fern]

yes

[restive storm]

I imported the info from chess.com

[primal fern]

?

[restive storm]

which means that the usernames were imported too

[primal fern]

@restive storm

[feral elk]

Observa esta partida de #chess: DressyPrism vs Megaminx_91 - https://www.chess.com/live/game/89616553447

[worn ice]

DressyPrism (1789) vs. Megaminx_91 (1787)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 h6 4. O-O Nf6 5. d4 exd4 6. c3 Nxe4 7. Qb3 Nd6 8. Bd3 dxc3 9. Nxc3 Be7 10. Re1 O-O 11. Nd5 Bf6 12. Bf4 Nd4 13. Nxd4 Bxd4 14. Ne7+ Kh8 15. Qd5 Bxb2 16. Qh5 Bxa1 17. Bxh6 g6 18. Bxg6 fxg6 19. Bg7+ Kxg7 20. Qxg6+ Kh8 21. Qh6# 

[restive storm]

my lichess username is not doryetuosenbcakohn

[fair pewter]

Am girl give neetro

Sry wrong server

[primal fern]

who is Crimm

[restive storm]

bruh

[restive storm]

a random guy I played against yesterday

[fair pewter]

Congratulations you know how to check game histories

[primal fern]

account was made 9 days ago and he is already 2100

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/755733950072356926.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[primal fern]

that a joke? i been catching cheaters for 3 years m8

[restive storm]

idk I won against him 2 times in a row so I didn't check to see if he's a cheater or not

[primal fern]

yes

[digital phoenix]

u need theory to be good they need to be like 1500 min to actually care

[nimble niche]

any 1900 atomic players here?

[foggy sage]

i spent like 5 minutes thinking of a move and the opponent randomly just abandoned

[fair pewter]

I would like to get good at Fischer Random

Idrc about any other variants

[inland arrow]

Fisher random seems fun

[fair pewter]

Fischer Random should improve your tactical vision a lot

[normal hatch]

Get the queen if the rook is taken

[nimble niche]

I wanna farm someone to get on the lc atomic leaderboard

[fair pewter]

You get obscure tactics you don't get in normal games

[toxic valley]

White resigned for no reason at this position

[wet sleet]

Because you have Qh6

win the queen

[foggy sage]

lmao im getting scholars mated at 530

[random drum]

https://x.com/HansMokeNiemann/status/1706753974454612378?s=20

Hans Niemann (@HansMokeNiemann)

I’m glad that the biggest chess creators are focused on “growing the game”

Likes

4448

Retweets

175

▶ Play video

Twitter · Sep 26, 2023, 7:33 PM

[fair pewter]

Wild

[nimble niche]

I've scholar's mated 2100s who didn't even premove

[digital phoenix]

Nxc2, fork king rook

[digital phoenix]

ur losing

[toxic valley]

I was threatening fork and queen attack but didn't notice that one bishop

[digital phoenix]

and thats not scholars

[foggy sage]

ill tell after finishing if i lost or won

[nimble niche]

I was looking at this like it's atomic and assuming Qxf7# wasn't an option, it would still be M2

[foggy sage]

queens traded, its looking good now

[nimble niche]

wait no I'm stupid after Nc6 Qxd5 there's Qxd2#

[foggy sage]

the queen was applying a lot of pressure

[peak plank]

I feel like this was e4 c6 qf3 d5 exd5 cxd5 bb5+

thats my guess

[restive storm]

1. e4 d5 2. exd5 Qxd2#

[foggy sage]

i am down a biship

[restive storm]

1. Nf3 d5 2. Ne5 f6 3. @f7#

[restive storm]

bro got banned

[foggy sage]

who

[nimble niche]

anyone wanna get adopted in atomic?

[digital phoenix]

i dont think u can adopt me

[nimble niche]

what's your atomic rating?

[restive storm]

carbonara bonne

[foggy sage]

he stopped it ow

[nimble niche]

2100 lichess?

[digital phoenix]

1500

[restive storm]

is this a live rated game

[foggy sage]

yes

[digital phoenix]

we are getting live commentary

[foggy sage]

im trying to get better (im only 500)

[nimble niche]

there was a guy here who used to be highest rated atomic player on cc

[restive storm]

you probably should not post that lol because it's not allowed

[stable mirage]

wow fr

[digital phoenix]

egg?

[nimble niche]

yeah

[digital phoenix]

guy was like 5k trophies on cr so shit

[foggy sage]

oh

[restive storm]

yeah

[foggy sage]

ok i wont

tu for telling me

[restive storm]

yeah eveyrone is here to listen

[foggy sage]

i just mis clicked :sob

[digital phoenix]

#〘📝〙rules

@restive storm it doesnt say u cant post live games

it only says u cant help

[restive storm]

interesting

[hasty iris]

i could get my friend to adopt u in atomic

[nimble niche]

cc fair play rules say that you can't receive outside assistance

[restive storm]

does anyhone want to clarify this rule with a mod

[hasty iris]

bro knows all the theory

[nimble niche]

I'm not that good

What's his rating on lichess?

[digital phoenix]

yeah but then the one who gives help is breaking rule

[nimble niche]

when you post a live game, you are encouraging others to help

[digital phoenix]

are u tho

[nimble niche]

not many people read the fair play policy

[slate owl]

ajajajajajqiwodo

[nimble niche]

I meant atomic

[nimble niche]

what's his username?

I might have seen it before

[foggy sage]

beautiful

[slate owl]

thank you i know i am

[hasty iris]

🤐

unlikely cause the last time he played atomic was 2 months ago

[digital phoenix]

wwow'

cant even give user

[foggy sage]

right now im inthe ultimate loosing position

[safe fable]

Magnus Carlsen noob

[foggy sage]

trying to stalemate

hiraku naramuka

[slate owl]

y

[brave ember]

wsp

[haughty abyss]

Is it possible to check how many times you made brilliant moves?

[brave ember]

gigachad

[brave ember]

nah mate you cant

unless yo buy it

[haughty abyss]

I have to buy chess premium to view every brilliant moves I made?

[hasty iris]

no u cant view every brilliant move you've made

[haughty abyss]

[hasty iris]

u cant even pay for that

[lapis surge]

You didn’t make any brilliant moves

You’re bad

[hasty iris]

it doesnt show you the moves, only counts them

[haughty abyss]

Mouse slip says otherwise

[woven oracle]

Hello

I’m new

[graceful lintel]

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[woven oracle]

Why can’t I send images?

[hasty iris]

u need trusted role

[restive storm]

bro didn't read id:guide

[woven oracle]

How do you even get it?

[hasty iris]

USE /TRUST

[manic acorn]

hi

[echo kestrel]

I swear I remember seeing this idea in a video somewhere. Miraculously, it came in handy in an actual game

Honestly that should be a brilliant move

And no, there was nothing on c4. I just moved there

[stable mirage]

lol

[severe oxide]

a brilliant for that 💀

[stable mirage]

I would be so mad if that happened to me

[echo kestrel]

Bud would you play Kc4 or take the pawn?

[stable mirage]

to be fair it’s better than most cc brilliants

[echo kestrel]

Fr it is

[grim edge]

How is this a miss, it kicks the queen away.

[severe oxide]

not brilliant worthy 🤷‍♂️

[grim edge]

Like the whole point was that I didn't want their queen right there :(

[stable mirage]

#💬〡chess-talk message

[grim edge]

Silence non OG member

[solar marsh]

hi

[stable mirage]

no.

[grim edge]

Yes

[stable mirage]

no

[grim edge]

Make me

[stable mirage]

make you what

your statement was directed at me

[grim edge]

Move to chess talk

[stable jungle]

Hey @solar marsh, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[stable mirage]

oh that

I wasn’t talking to you, you can ignore it idc

[solar marsh]

Where do I use the command to connect my chess account to discord?

[glossy radish]

hi

:)

[restive storm]

plot twist: there was an amazon on c4

[echo kestrel]

Frrr 🙂

Free amazon

[glossy radish]

hi bricked

[hasty iris]

https://tenor.com/view/tomi-tominet-meme-crypto-token-gif-2295797029562637047

[glossy radish]

little rascal

[hasty iris]

how was ur day v

[stable mirage]

uwu

[glossy radish]

i fell asleep in class way too many times. how was yours

[hasty iris]

teacher be too boring or something? 💀

[latent ivy]

lol

[hasty iris]

my day was fun, went to my friends house and became patient 0 for new disease

her cat scratched me and when i got home i had a suspicious lump and it was very itchy

[latent ivy]

ok

[boreal coyote]

this is why i tell you to sleep for at least 8 hours a day👍

[lament jacinth]

Lalalalalalalalala

[glossy radish]

uh oh. did you get it treated?

[glossy radish]

i slept 9. i was even more tired than usual

[hasty iris]

no do i need to? harmless scratch right?

[glossy radish]

if you get a bad reaction yiu should see a doctor

how big is it?

[hasty iris]

it's fine now, just a red scratch mark

[bright glade]

Was just sleeping in physics today front seat

[boreal coyote]

damn well maybe you should drink tea? maybe itll get you energized or something

[boreal coyote]

gravity really pulled him down

[hasty iris]

can barely see it

[glossy radish]

i sit in front of the teacher in maths. she clicked her tongue every time i dozed off

[bright glade]

I could not FORCE my head to stay up

My head was OSCILLATING pretty bad

[glossy radish]

[boreal coyote]

damn maybe if you were underwater, the upthrust would push your head up

[hasty iris]

lots of times school classrooms have terrible ventilation and the lack of oxygen makes you go sleepy mode

[bright glade]

My uni classrooms are ac chilled

It's terribly cold sometimes

So I get sleepy in boring lectures such as applied physics

[hasty iris]

chill robert it's just a hand (that is robert hess right?)

[boreal coyote]

everywhere in my country theres ac👌

[bright glade]

Yes

[glossy radish]

huh

my knee looks busted

[hasty iris]

i actually really like robert hess commentating bro seems so nice

[boreal coyote]

nah man if that gets infected or the cat didnt get the right injection, you could be in huge trouble

[glossy radish]

the wound finally dried after five days

[hasty iris]

nah dw her dad owns tons of pet stores in my city their pets are all perfectly maintained fr

[boreal coyote]

nahh bro if there was some dirt on the nail or even some sort of germ you gotta see the doctor

[glossy radish]

just wash it with soap

soap around edges

[boreal coyote]

nah you need antiseptic

[hasty iris]

i washed it immiediately cause she told me too and when i got home it was still itchy. all g now though

[nimble niche]

I'm 1905 lc atomic now

[boreal coyote]

antiseptic kills all the germs👍

[hasty iris]

seems fine

[boreal coyote]

damnnn then what happened?

[hasty iris]

bro typing on discord from the grave

[boreal coyote]

damnn that sounds rough

[plush bridge]

Bruhhh

[hasty iris]

it's better than getting expelled though

[trail prism]

Help I nearly had a heart attack

[hasty iris]

u alright

[trail prism]

No my heartbeat rate is too high

[hasty iris]

yo get someone near u asap...

that's usually pretty concerning

[trail prism]

2 girls scared the shit out of me and I got PTSD and what they did remembered me of smth

[hasty iris]

now im confused but is your heart alright now

[trail prism]

Gonna go to the nurse office

[trail prism]

No

Bye

[fair pewter]

That doesn't seem like a heartattack 🗿

Seems like a panic attack or smth take deep long breaths

[boreal coyote]

damnnn thats rough, hope you get better

[stable mirage]

hi furry what’s up

[frozen jolt]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/89621977547

[worn ice]

OmgIzBliss (755) vs. mrpanideci (812)

Move List

1. g3 d5 2. d4 e5 3. Nf3 exd4 4. Nxd4 f5 5. b3 g5 6. Nc3 f4 7. e3 fxg3 8. fxg3 Bf5 9. Bb2 Qf6 10. Qh5+ Ke7 11. O-O-O Nh6 12. Bg2 c5 13. Nxd5+ Kd7 14. Nxf6+ Kd8 15. Ne6+ Ke7 16. Nd5+ Kxe6 17. Nc7+ Ke7 18. Nxa8 Bg4 19. Qxg5+ Kf7 20. Bd5+ Ke8 21. Qe5+ Kd8 22. Bxb7+ Bd6 23. Qxd6+ Ke8 24. Qd8+ Kf7 25. Qxh8 Kg6 26. Qxb8 Kh5 27. Qxa7 Bxd1 28. Kxd1 Kg4 29. e4 Kf3 30. e5+ 

[frozen jolt]

this game against someone 200 elo above me...

[devout lagoon]

anyone wanna play

[fair pewter]

Stfu your mom

[stable mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/352965935809691658/1150295954621210624/image0.jpg

[frozen jolt]

woah

[stable mirage]

why so much anger

[frozen jolt]

wsp bad sirius

[devout lagoon]

i dont play on lichess

[frozen jolt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1156842442969063454/board.gif?ex=651670fb&is=65151f7b&hm=4bbd687fcdfc8a69594d16f9355e138eb78805092998210fe8f9c137cfea48c6&

look at this

[stable mirage]

do you need me to circle the cc play button

[grim edge]

@earnest mason another cheater

[devout lagoon]

uh

[grim edge]

[devout lagoon]

im coming on lichess, user?

[stable mirage]

I’m telling you to play against randoms smh

[grim edge]

He is cheater

How to send this

[devout lagoon]

nono

[stable mirage]

my lc user is siriusstripy but not playing rn

[devout lagoon]

i dont wanna play on lichess

k

[slate owl]

i hate my haircut

[random drum]

https://youtu.be/GN7xmx1pAbs?si=J3w6NhA60pOhc1ma

[tulip lichen]

no way vidit does pushups everyday

thats crazy bro

[random drum]

He practices to sac his king daily

[tulip lichen]

fr

[frozen jolt]

show

[grim edge]

Samay raina>

[random drum]

W

[grim edge]

KO
FATALITY

[boreal coyote]

chessy chester

[grim edge]

@boreal coyote play me

[tulip lichen]

dms

nvm just report

if he's a cheater then he'll get banned tomorrow

the fair play team does all the work

[boreal coyote]

bro its chester, not cheater

[tulip lichen]

fr

[tulip lichen]

bro why duolingo making me say milch and kaffee

i'm tryna learn how to speak to people in german bro

not go to starbucks

[devout lagoon]

anyone wanna play blitz?

[frozen jolt]

yh sure

[tulip lichen]

unrated?

[devout lagoon]

user? ye

[boreal coyote]

sure but not rn, gotta do physics and math

[frozen jolt]

accept friend rq

[worn anchor]

W

[frozen jolt]

https://chess.com/play/OmgIzBliss

[devout lagoon]

k

[frozen jolt]

@devout lagoon

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kaykie Oppa (nice)

This is the Chess.com profile of nice. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kaykie Oppa (nice)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1341 (peak)
Blitz: 821 (peak)
Bullet: 781 (839 peak)

[graceful lintel]

1500 this year

You can do it!

[worn anchor]

1500 is shit

[grim edge]

Lol

[graceful lintel]

You were also a 1500s once

[worn anchor]

In fact 1499>1500

[grim edge]

600>1500

[worn anchor]

Because 1500 is a new player who thinks he is advanced

[graceful lintel]

Don't demotivate people

[worn anchor]

No

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Play me

[frozen jolt]

gg @slate owl

[graceful lintel]

Which time control?

[grim edge]

1

[frozen jolt]

gg @devout lagoon

[graceful lintel]

Ohk

[tulip lichen]

804

[frozen jolt]

oh gawd

[grim edge]

|0

[tulip lichen]

LET'S GOOOOOO

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> player8920

This is the Chess.com profile of player8920. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 804 (peak)
Blitz: 625 (638 peak)
Bullet: 475 (576 peak)

[stable mirage]

ur still learning too mf 🗿

[tulip lichen]

no longer a 600 pog

[stable mirage]

idk your elo still says 600

[tulip lichen]

blitz elo

💀

[stable mirage]

yes

blitz is the best

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro

yeah I can't believe it too

[stable mirage]

congrats on 800 rapid tho

[tulip lichen]

played with someone from north korea too

[tulip lichen]

thanks

[frozen jolt]

can someone send me some food

i'll literally bark for a bagel

[stable mirage]

sure what’s your address

[frozen jolt]

5 konkerberry drive

[stable mirage]

sending pizza

[tulip lichen]

damn mane😔

[frozen jolt]

[frozen jolt]

bro doent get any pizza

[severe oxide]

bro infact got closed

[tulip lichen]

teacher teaches us something and 6 questions out of the homework aren't even in it

the homework was 9 questions

☠️

damn I killed chat

mb og

[tulip lichen]

fr

bro def raged

[jagged minnow]

🥖

[tulip lichen]

no mathew that's not the answer😭

you still aint help me bro

[boreal coyote]

grade 7?

[stable mirage]

wow 5 reactions

[tulip lichen]

8th

[stable mirage]

I feel so complete

[nimble niche]

Pretty sure they meant that angle DAB is equal to 114 degrees

[graceful lintel]

Ggs @grim edge

[tulip lichen]

i calculated it it's the same stuff matthew said

[grim edge]

Gg

[tulip lichen]

and it was still wrong

[nimble niche]

what are you being asked to find?

[tulip lichen]

adc

[grim edge]

What is adc

[tulip lichen]

bro the teacher taught us something wrong

[grim edge]

Whats you age

[tulip lichen]

nvm

[graceful lintel]

132

[tulip lichen]

wrong

[graceful lintel]

adc right?

[tulip lichen]

😭

[tulip lichen]

yes

[graceful lintel]

💀

[nimble niche]

ADC = 360-80-114-114
= 52

[mighty torrent]

[grim edge]

Chad

[tulip lichen]

bro wym 360 it's an isoscles triangle

[tulip lichen]

that's right....

bro the teacher never taught us this shit

[nimble niche]

You don't need that, use the property of the quadrilateral

[nimble niche]

You have 3 angles of the quadrilateral and the property states that the sum of all 4 angles is always 360 degrees

So to find the last angle, just do 360 minus all the other angles

[flat kraken]

why is there geometry in general 💀

[graceful lintel]

Wait yea
I think this shape is called kite smth

[tulip lichen]

bro 360-80-114-114= 22

[nimble niche]

It is, but it applies to any quadrilateral

[nimble niche]

114 not 144

[flat kraken]

what lmao

[tulip lichen]

typo

yeah that's right

[nimble niche]

what grade is this?

[tulip lichen]

but how do I type it in sense and then

[flat kraken]

ain't this grade 7

[tulip lichen]

grade 8

[flat kraken]

how 💀

[tulip lichen]

exercise 3 the isosceles triangle

[nimble niche]

I thought there was no way it could be above grade 5

[tulip lichen]

2nd prep.2023 first term

[graceful lintel]

How old r u?💀

[tulip lichen]

13?

[flat kraken]

if he grade 8 then it's quite obvious don't you think

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[fair pewter]

Wild

[tulip lichen]

I should be 14 in this grade but I entered school early

[graceful lintel]

Look at ur joining date 💀of discord

[fair pewter]

Wots the question

[tulip lichen]

used it for friends and family I already said it before

[fair pewter]

No it's fine it's his brothers account

[grim edge]

I am 14 and i am in 9th does that mean I entered school early

[flat kraken]

probably finding a missing angle in a quadrilateral

[fair pewter]

Ik him he good

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[grim edge]

[fair pewter]

Send qn

[nimble niche]

I'm in grade 8 and my exams are hundreds of times harder than that

[flat kraken]

14-15 in 9th grade should be normal

[grim edge]

Yea

[tulip lichen]

well I go to a public school now

[fair pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1106293928782737439.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[flat kraken]

i don't know what's the actual question i just think that's the question based on the answer 💀

[tulip lichen]

80% of everyone in my class are 14

[flat kraken]

asian moment (i feel you too)

[nimble niche]

I always get average in maths

[grim edge]

@grim edge what's your age

[tulip lichen]

not in the public school I go to bro

[nimble niche]

I don't even live in Asia 💀

[tulip lichen]

they all entered school one year after me

[nimble niche]

I go to a government school too

[tulip lichen]

what goverment

[grim edge]

What what

[flat kraken]

that sounded so wrong lmao

[nimble niche]

I don't go to a private school

Private schools are too expensive

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro I used to go to a private school too

they needed me to go in early

and now i'm 13 in a public school with 14 year olds

[nimble niche]

schools that are provided and owned by the government

[flat kraken]

extra smort then

[tulip lichen]

ik what a goverment school is

[grim edge]

My school has playground and pool but they don't let us go to playgrounds