for what books
#💬〡general-off-topic
grim edge
what does that do
high ridge
for what books
yeah like make the hardcover digitally and sell it
hasty iris
u get a share if people upgrade to premium
worn anchor
Or shut up and start trading…
grim edge
i'll trade my mental illnesses for shiny charizard
grim edge
u get a share if people upgrade to premium
i see
worn anchor
u get a share if people upgrade to premium
And that gives you something ?
hasty iris
yeah like make the hardcover digitally and sell it
idk isnt that a bit complicated? cause u get into printing and publishing it's a bit more legally complex
high ridge
anyone done a stock marketing trade?
hasty iris
And that gives you something ?
yeah sometimes 15%, partnered streamers get 20%, official partners can get even more idk
high ridge
idk isnt that a bit complicated? cause u get into printing and publishing it's a...
uhm Idk I haven't went deep into it, as becz busy with exams and shits
hasty iris
anyone done a stock marketing trade?
yes my friend is a day trader 
he always talks to me about the dumbest stuff
hasty iris
uhm Idk I haven't went deep into it, as becz busy with exams and shits
it's probably easiest to import like phone cases from china and sell it on amazon than do books
idk though
worn anchor
yes my friend is a day trader <:KEKW:754412922544848986> he always talks to me a...
My father is a trader for 40 years anyways talks me about this stuff too
high ridge
yes my friend is a day trader <:KEKW:754412922544848986> he always talks to me a...
lol
hasty iris
it's not fun if not the NY market tho
high ridge
it's probably easiest to import like phone cases from china and sell it on amazo...
well we will see abt it.
worn anchor
I’ve found the best things to sell
anish giri french course
grim edge
:3
worn anchor
In fact I’ve found it by creating an account on Leboncoin (a French Amazon) and selling things I didn’t have
high ridge
it's not fun if not the NY market tho <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
real
worn anchor
To see if it works
high ridge
I’ve found the best things to sell
what are those things?
hasty iris
In fact I’ve found it by creating an account on Leboncoin (a French Amazon) and ...
fraud question mark
worn anchor
fraud question mark
?
worn anchor
what are those things?
Anime figurines
hasty iris
how can u sell things u dont have u gonna buy them after u make the sale? that is definitely fraud my guy 💀
high ridge
Anime figurines
oh that's nice
worn anchor
( And hairdressing cases too, it works a lil less but it works too )
worn anchor
how can u sell things u dont have u gonna buy them after u make the sale? that i...
No I don’t buy it, just say « I don’t have it sorry » and says to myself « ok that is a potential client »
hasty iris
hmmm
high ridge
No I don’t buy it, just say « I don’t have it sorry » and says to myself « ok th...
dude
hasty iris
would be too much work
cant really automate stuff, then u have to go message him again
once u get the stock
worn anchor
cant really automate stuff, then u have to go message him again
Or I just never answer
grim edge
How much chess a day do magnus play
high ridge
Or I just never answer
that's crazy💀
high ridge
How much chess a day do magnus play
why don't you go ask him
worn anchor
that's crazy💀
And for example for an Obito figurine I had 50 potential clients
grim edge
Magnus plays allot of chess right
hasty iris
bunch of spammers
high ridge
And for example for an Obito figurine I had 50 potential clients
wow tht much?
grim edge
Recently I've been losing a lot out of nowhere, I was on a win streak from a while and recently I've just been blundering a lot then resigning
Idk why, any help?
worn anchor
wow tht much?
Yeah, and I never bought this figurine
grim edge
bunch of spammers
wait ive a q
high ridge
Magnus plays allot of chess right
sure he is
grim edge
any1 want chess 1v1?
worn anchor
bunch of spammers
Why do you have Leboncoin if you ain’t French ?
hasty iris
any1 want chess 1v1?
lets 2 v2 instead
grim edge
if i start doing sum business, is it essential to have a bank account cuz ion have one yet
worn anchor
if i start doing sum business, is it essential to have a bank account cuz ion ha...
Make one
high ridge
Yeah, and I never bought this figurine <:KEKW:754412922544848986>
I can't- 😭
peak plank
anyone know how to open up nibbler?
grim edge
lets 2 v2 instead
I dont have friends
worn anchor
I can't- 😭
Imma buy it (I buy it approximately 15€ and sell 60)
And I have a glitch to have unlimited figurines on AliExpress
hasty iris
Why do you have Leboncoin if you ain’t French ?
i bought cards from a person in france
high ridge
Imma buy it (I buy it approximately 15€ and sell 60)
u are really something mahn.
worn anchor
You want the glitch ?
hasty iris
i was hunting for particularly rare decks costed $500 USD each and luckily someone in france had them
she was an old cardist who bought the original Red Fontaine decks
high ridge
You want the glitch ?
nahh I am good.
stable mirage
2300
hasty iris
if i start doing sum business, is it essential to have a bank account cuz ion ha...
yeah but u can make a bank account easily
dont make a paypal, pretty sure u have to be 18
worn anchor
nahh I am good.
I bought 5 saitama figurines for 20€ both 5, sold 60 each
grim edge
yeah but u can make a bank account easily
so convincing my dad to make me one?
high oasis
meow
peak plank
also hes 2299
stable mirage
2300 online not otb
peak plank
also hes 2299
fleet sigil
how can u sell things u dont have u gonna buy them after u make the sale? that i...
its not fraud if you don't get caught
worn anchor
how can u sell things u dont have u gonna buy them after u make the sale? that i...
Depends the country where you live in fact
high ridge
I bought 5 saitama figurines for 20€ both 5, sold 60 each
uff u make lot.
grim edge
its not fraud if you don't get caught
how wont u get caught if they don’t receive the product 💀
stable mirage
you’ll get over 500 soon
fleet sigil
they must be washed
fleet sigil
how wont u get caught if they don’t receive the product 💀
magic
worn anchor
how wont u get caught if they don’t receive the product 💀
Bro, I sell a product, a man buy it, then I buy this product to Chinese people and give it to the one bought me the product
hasty iris
so convincing my dad to make me one?
i guess but u can just make a regular bank account, u dont need to be 18 for that
also idk what u even want to do yet so it depends on the type of business u want to try
fleet sigil
what elo is their blitz
grim edge
Bro, I sell a product, a man buy it, then I buy this product to Chinese people a...
is ching chong a site or is it racism
hasty iris
there is a fide master at my local university club that is 2k CC
worn anchor
is ching chong a site or is it racism
…
hasty iris
(edited)
peak plank
difference in TC
worn anchor
is ching chong a site or is it racism
Where do you see Ching Chong
fleet sigil
is ching chong a site or is it racism
just a site ong
fleet sigil
Where I buy Jackie Chan
a
stable mirage
lmao
stable mirage
my otb is slightly below 1800 after my most recent tournament
I am planning to play more
over 10 y
stable mirage
yes
grim edge
:3
stable mirage
not competitively the whole time
plain rivet
hi
worn anchor
And when you think Indian people are GMs at an age they can’t even walk
plain rivet
does anyone wanna play quick chess match
hasty iris
yes bullet lets go
plain rivet
i just made a new account so i dont know
just started playing
ok
uh i know how the pieces move
stable mirage
does anyone wanna play quick chess match
plain rivet
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/352965935809691658/1150295954621210624/...
what
stable mirage
sorry wrong site
halcyon holly
;-;
plain rivet
i will add u what ur user
stable mirage
inflation is relative
plain rivet
?
stable mirage
normal hatch
U do realize it uses a better rating system than cc right
normal hatch
Its only inflated below 2100k or so
plain rivet
add me
stable mirage
Its only inflated below 2100k or so
wow 2100000* elo??
plain rivet
Whats otb
normal hatch
🤯
peak plank
Bro every single time Chessle 592 (Expert) X/6
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
quiet sparrow
But at what price
peak plank
Bro every single time Chessle 592 (Expert) X/6
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛
...
@restive storm Im always 1 away fro like. 4 guesses in a row its annoying
quiet sparrow
Power means nothing if you're insignificant
hasty iris
IM GONNA CRY
restive storm
<@723690502355943485> Im always 1 away fro like. 4 guesses in a row its annoying
Lol
hasty iris
IT HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOR 2 WEEKS NOW
pliant orbit
who wants to play bullet
hasty iris
😭
restive storm
ok
restive storm
Idk
pliant orbit
plain rivet
who wants to play bullet
real CM?
stable mirage
@worn ice
plain rivet
nah there are 800
wait
hasty iris
@pliant orbit why send rated game lol
plain rivet
im a GM
pliant orbit
<@1063138772792922122> why send rated game lol
to get pointsssss
plain rivet
ya, 800 rated cm
siwius lets play
stable mirage
no
plain rivet
Yes
stable mirage
why is this thingy not working
plain rivet
play me
restive storm
ur gonna get it in 3
💀couldn't guess move 5
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
plain rivet
queue into me in a rated game
thats impossible
stable mirage
then we'll play
polar trench
stable mirage
thats impossible
skill issue
soft sequoia
how can i defend againts the mate that goes bishop and queen all attacking on my king think at the start and checkmate me real quick
lament jacinth
how can i defend againts the mate that goes bishop and queen all attacking on my...
Dms ill show you
plain rivet
whats lil bro saying
plain rivet
hoe
lament jacinth
Is what he's saying
soft sequoia
Dms ill show you
ok thanks
plain rivet
what is scholars mate
fleet sigil
to mate with scholars
weak oak
the fastest win strategy that doesn't require your opponent to help you. You win the game on more 4, with a queen checkamte
soft sequoia
to mate with scholars
This blud @lament jacinth just sent me a login to your chess account link is it acces to my account
lament jacinth
This blud <@989362335611244584> just sent me a login to your chess account link ...
it's literally a game challenge link
weak oak
Still, it is not good to try doing it (especially Wayward Queen variation)
fleet sigil
This blud <@989362335611244584> just sent me a login to your chess account link ...
what 💀
soft sequoia
it's literally a game challenge link
Nope
lament jacinth
press it to play against me
weak oak
cuz it weakens your position in u fail
weak oak
to pull it off
fleet sigil
I can send you it i taked screenshot of it
send
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1305 (peak)
Blitz: 639 (1020 peak)
Bullet: 868 (1143 peak)
fleet sigil
wild thumbnail
paper lotus
1300 finally
worn iceBOT
Name: Kaykie Oppa (nice)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 1332 (1338 peak)
Blitz: 821 (peak)
Bullet: 781 (839 peak)
lament jacinth
I can send you it i taked screenshot of it
Go ahead and show them
Ill even show them
weak oak
<@1105664455985074276>
62 pings 💀
lament jacinth
I had 5k+
fleet sigil
<@1105664455985074276>
ye he dmed
graceful idol
I'm nauseous as hell rn
lament jacinth
.
lament jacinth
It's not an ip grabber wtf
I literally just pressed copy on a chess.com challenge link and sent it
@grim edge can you please tell him it wasn't
dusk sun
high oasis
meow time
soft sequoia
@lament jacinth Sorry i didnt know
lament jacinth
Did you unblock me?
soft sequoia
Did you unblock me?
yes
im really secure about wifi security because once my uncle got on a 3 million debt clicking on a link
hasty iris
no chance...
lament jacinth
im really secure about wifi security because once my uncle got on a 3 million de...
Go check your dms
nimble latch
Hi
I leaved chess a while ago and i see a magnus carslen destorying someone so i got hyped to play again.
lament jacinth
Rare is high or something guys
Bro blocked me again for wanting to teach him about the scholars mate
Cause he asked to learn about it
nimble latch
Bro blocked me again for wanting to teach him about the scholars mate
Who?
lament jacinth
@soft sequoia
nimble latch
im really secure about wifi security because once my uncle got on a 3 million de...
XD bruh
Around 1900
lament jacinth
I literally sent him a challenge link for chess .com and I got accused fir a being an ip grabber and blocked
lament jacinth
Pfft I can teach you to be 500 elo in a day if you want
novel moat
nimble latch
Who plays roblox here?
worn iceBOT
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False
Rapid: 2149 (peak)
Blitz: 2034 (2039 peak)
Bullet: 2041 (2085 peak)
lament jacinth
You not available atm?
novel moat
nimble latch
Who wanna play roblox jailbreak
nimble latch
Who wanna play roblox jailbreak
I think its da best game on roblox
nimble latch
Oh its a game on roblox
lament jacinth
Just dm me when you want to play
hasty iris
to get pointsssss
how were u 1700 btw we just talked like a few days ago u were 800
lament jacinth
Np sister
peak plank
how were u 1700 btw we just talked like a few days ago u were 800
they still have 800 eloi rating role
nimble latch
how were u 1700 btw we just talked like a few days ago u were 800
He is too much iq
pliant orbit
how were u 1700 btw we just talked like a few days ago u were 800
i wasnt 800
hasty iris
they still have 800 eloi rating role
oh it's alt account
peak plank
they are still 800
nimble latch
i wasnt 800
Wanna play roblox
peak plank
oh it's alt account
yeah mid
hasty iris
pliant orbit
Wanna play roblox
what game
pliant orbit
Blood and iron
idk about that
fleet sigil
bruh their account is still up
nimble latch
idk about that
Its a napoleince op game in old times
fleet sigil
i think they're smurfing smh
pliant orbit
Its a napoleince op game in old times
not my type i think
hasty iris
bruh their account is still up
covert cosmos
hi
hasty iris
losing to 1ks then suddenly being 2100 blitz is wild how did u do it. must be magnus
nimble latch
not my type i think
oh do you like da hood
fleet sigil
<:susgeW:1073100677364060271>
I reported like yesterday and they're still here
makes no sense
peak plank
losing to 1ks then suddenly being 2100 blitz is wild how did u do it. must be ma...
sus
fleet sigil
fr
covert cosmos
I reported like yesterday and they're still here
what
nimble latch
I heard high school teachers are rude when you dont do homework
fleet sigil
nah
lament jacinth
they're rude in general for the most part
wheat sparrow
lament jacinth
If you're 5 mins and 1 seconds late yo class they go off at you
nimble latch
they're rude in general for the most part
Highschool so bad i hope i can survive it in future
fleet sigil
If you're 5 mins and 1 seconds late yo class they go off at you
fr
lament jacinth
You're not in highschool???? 💀
nimble latch
You're not in highschool???? 💀
Im 13
peak plank
@pliant orbit is ur alt approved
lament jacinth
I was in hs at 13
covert cosmos
real
nimble latch
I was in hs at 13
is it normal
lament jacinth
Yes
peak plank
no
pliant orbit
<@1063138772792922122> is ur alt approved
i dont use that acc
lament jacinth
Some are even 12 when they get ti hs
peak plank
is it approved tho
covert cosmos
wo
pliant orbit
is it approved tho
wdym approved
peak plank
!alt
stable jungleBOT
fill up the form 
https://support.chess.com/article/596-can-i-have-multiple-accounts
nimble latch
Some are even 12 when they get ti hs
I heard some people even get in highschool at 17 18
pliant orbit
ooh
pliant orbit
fill up the form <:okayge:1102880615264690206> https://support.chess.com/article...
will that help me get rid of that account
hasty iris
u can just delete it
pliant orbit
u can just delete it
i dont remember its password
lament jacinth
I heard some people even get in highschool at 17 18
That's if they're extremely mentally held back, or if they're from some third world country where education is limited
hasty iris
but also can you explain the rise to 2100 from 800 rating. i want to be as good as 2100 player
wraith willow
I was in hs at 13
i was in hs at 10
pliant orbit
but also can you explain the rise to 2100 from 800 rating. i want to be as good ...
sure
nimble latch
That's if they're extremely mentally held back, or if they're from some third wo...
Oh i think thats why im not in highschool at 13 i need 1 years to go in high school exam
in ma country
still grove
i was in hs at 10
I was in hs at 5
still grove
Yeah sorry I lied
covert cosmos
real
still grove
I was in at 3 weeks
wraith willow
i was in before the universe was created
lament jacinth
i was in hs at 10
I honestly think it'd be so easy to teach a young kid primary school curriculum so they can just skip grades and move to hs earlier
nimble latch
I honestly think it'd be so easy to teach a young kid primary school curriculum ...
True
still grove
I think running start is very cool, doing community college before you turn 18
covert cosmos
rocky vale
@still grove Valorus moment
wraith willow
img rs dusting college
nimble latch
img rs dusting college
Whats that sir sorry im not native.
still grove
Make sure you do your hw though
covert cosmos
woo
still grove
<@763099840711884801> Valorus moment
My school had a chess set on a table and I destroyed 3 people
nimble latch
My school had a chess set on a table and I destroyed 3 people
are you in primary school
wraith willow
💀
halcyon holly
My school started to get into competitive chess right as I left the pain stays with me
rocky vale
My school had a chess set on a table and I destroyed 3 people
Very good(I hit 1700 today)
still grove
are you in primary school
Nah I'm at a community college
still grove
Very good(I hit 1700 today)
Bruh no way
covert cosmos
w
rocky vale
Bruh no way
Yes way
plain rivet
bro is 140
still grove
Lemme check
rocky vale
Sure
still grove
Bruh that's crazy
halcyon holly
Eddie is like 3000 frfr
wraith willow
who watches the sizzling defence man
still grove
I'm still stuck 1350-1400
rocky vale
Bruh that's crazy
I'm just that good
nimble latch
Eddie is like 3000 frfr
What is fr sir sorry im not native.
rocky vale
bro is 140
Yes
halcyon holly
Yep
rocky vale
@still grove I find very complicated ideas now, which I am very proud of
nimble latch
fr is for real
ohh
rocky vale
elfin charm
did loads of people get banned on cc?
covert cosmos
whee
halcyon holly
Eddie you should play more people show off your talent
nimble latch
Eddie you should play more people show off your talent
True
plain rivet
Eddie you should play more people show off your talent
no im scared
elfin charm
is it normal for a 2115 rated rapid player to be #4800 global, it feels a bit high???
covert cosmos
??????
plain rivet
loser
rocky vale
I gotta update my name
wraith willow
649 is bad
plain rivet
649 is bad
u are bad
rocky vale
Perfect
plain rivet
well im 1700 lichess which is 1500 chess.com
who asked
halcyon holly
He's only 649 and he 3-0ed me in rapid
rocky vale
well im 1700 lichess which is 1500 chess.com
No it's not
wraith willow
it is
rocky vale
I'm 1700 lichess and they play like 1300s
plain rivet
1700 lichess is 600
halcyon holly
I was 1700 lichess when I was like 1100
plain rivet
im 1700 lichess
plain rivet
Me still looking for who asked
elfin charm
im 1700 lichess
not too good
rocky vale
Me still looking for who asked
I DID
elfin charm
tbh
high oasis
do yall like when i make dinosaur noises?
halcyon holly
Eddie the only way to settle this is a chess match
halcyon holly
do yall like when i make dinosaur noises?
Do another one
plain rivet
bro this loser is trash talkiing to me
elfin charm
lol
elfin charm
is 2115 good?
halcyon holly
I'm quivering in my boots
rocky vale
do yall like when i make dinosaur noises?
I like when you leave me alone!
rocky vale
is 2115 good?
Puzzle?
high oasis
I like when you leave me alone!
too bad i cannot do that today
high oasis
i will now dm you various review brah screenshots
nimble latch
too bad i cannot do that today
Oh my god sir are you super gm?
covert cosmos
whee
elfin charm
Not as good as 170
ok
plain rivet
is 2115 good?
ur mad garbage
elfin charm
ur mad garbage
ty
high oasis
Oh my god sir are you super gm?
meow
elfin charm
can i take u out
no
plain rivet
😎
rocky vale
Bro is 2115 and dares to speak in this exclusive chat?
plain rivet
real
rocky vale
Loser fr
plain rivet
go study theories 🤓
elfin charm
Bro is 2115 and dares to speak in this exclusive chat?
not exclusive?
high oasis
I just screenshoted a super gm saying meow
neighhhhhh
halcyon holly
I just screenshoted a super gm saying meow
You should've screenshotted him roaring
rocky vale
not exclusive?
covert cosmos
woo
high oasis
rocky vale
i am number #121 in UK
Ok
halcyon holly
i am number #121 in UK
I'm a little below that
elfin charm
I'm a little below that
nice
halcyon holly
Really close though
high oasis
halcyon holly
Like 1 win away
elfin charm
ok
nimble latch
You should've screenshotted him roaring
He can make various sound effects really talented I see.
high oasis
elfin charm
maybe 1 win against hikaru away
rocky vale
#121 sounds really bad if I should be honest
high oasis
elfin charm
#121 sounds really bad if I should be honest
how?
i am #4800 global
that is not bad
rocky vale
It's not even top 100
plain rivet
i am #4800 global
dude ur bad
high oasis
elfin charm
dude ur bad
ikr
rocky vale
Like what
plain rivet
It's not even top 100
^^^
nimble latch
If a chess player with a 1900 Elo rating defeats Hikaru Nakamura and wins against Magnus Carlsen twice, would they earn the title of Grandmaster?
elfin charm
If a chess player with a 1900 Elo rating defeats Hikaru Nakamura and wins agains...
no
plain rivet
u should reset yr character for doing that
elfin charm
lets play bullet
no
rocky vale
I can beat Magnus Carlsen easily
high oasis
u should reset yr character for doing that
and if i dont whatre you gonna do
elfin charm
lets play blitz
no
hasty iris
How to become a grandmaster.
get 2500 fide rating and 3 gm norms
elfin charm
lets play rapid
no
plain rivet
and if i dont whatre you gonna do
nothing
halcyon holly
elfin charm
lets play classical
ok, game starts in 1 hour
hasty iris
ok, where are we playing
rocky vale
@elfin charm Ok I just found out your name and your address
nimble latch
get 2500 fide rating and 3 gm norms
what is norm
elfin charm
<@1103364030497833041> Ok I just found out your name and your address
sure
rocky vale
plain rivet
what is norm
player
hasty iris
what is norm
a specific performance in a tournament with enough GMs to qualify it for a norm tournament
halcyon holly
I'm not norm, I'm different from the other chess players
high oasis
hasty iris
@elfin charmwhats your username
elfin charm
<@1103364030497833041>whats your username
idk
covert cosmos
cheese
peak plank
<@1103364030497833041>whats your username
He's 2k
I think I drew him once
And that's it
nimble latch
How did you manage to avoid accidentally losing any of your chess pieces?
high oasis
yo attention all low elo players: if you want to beat a 1900 player then play harrison bro hes so freaking easy
high oasis
How did you manage to avoid accidentally losing any of your chess pieces?
i keep them at my crib
covert cosmos
real
elfin charm
i think i would beat you now, @peak plank
nimble latch
i keep them at my crib
Oh
crystal shore
covert cosmos
blunder
crystal shore
1.3 percent accuracy
elfin charm
pixelated gone
crystal shore
impressive
jovial vector
Where’s the option to flip the board over and play checkers ?
elfin charm
i bet hes trying to find my profile
plain rivet
u are awfully un healthy
elfin charm
@peak plank
covert cosmos
u are awfully un healthy
how is that unhealthy
plain rivet
how is that unhealthy
his food
covert cosmos
its not unhealthy 💀
plain rivet
Where’s the option to flip the board over and play checkers ?
i will give u it when u give me ur sister phone number
jovial vector
i will give u it when u give me ur sister phone number
She died last week bro
elfin charm
ok pixelated vanished
plain rivet
She died last week bro
what agbout ur mom
jovial vector
what agbout ur mom
She did too
plain rivet
She did too
what about urs
high oasis
u are awfully un healthy
you dont even know a single thing God bless your silly smooth brain
jovial vector
what about urs
I’m dead too sadly
plain rivet
you dont even know a single thing God bless your silly smooth brain
ik i have never seen the outside
hasty iris
ridiculous
covert cosmos
?
hasty iris
i spent way too little time but still the answer was ridiculous i probably needed 5-10 mins to find it
plain rivet
i spent way too little time but still the answer was ridiculous i probably neede...
L loser
normal hatch
i spent way too little time but still the answer was ridiculous i probably neede...
Send it
hasty iris
normal hatch
I think u mean Ng5
elfin charm
bishop takes
bishop takes
and you have bishop pair, and command over position
your bishops would crush black
covert cosmos
not really
covert cosmos
actually yeah blacks pieces are stuck
elfin charm
@hasty iris what was the answer?
peak plank
nah trying to find out where nibbler is
hasty iris
surely its Ne5
that's what i played in 29 seconds and it's wrong : (
covert cosmos
wha
peak plank
i feel like the c6 pawn is week
elfin charm
maybe ng5 actually does just win
nimble latch
elfin charm
i think i got it
peak plank
I like ba4 tbh
elfin charm
rook d3?
hasty iris
i was looking at Ng5 too but rushed it
peak plank
id honestly play ba4
@rain gale is it fine with you if I put it in chessvision? (sorry wrong ping)
hasty iris
the answer is Ba4 a5 Bxc6 Ra7 Bb8
peak plank
POG ITS Ba4 IM A GRANDMASTER
elfin charm
oh wow
covert cosmos
@nimble latch https://tenor.com/view/embed-catastrophe-embed-fail-embed-failure-failure-gif-23863213
hasty iris
trapping the rook or forcing black to give up a piece
nimble latch
<@1108404458452430898> https://tenor.com/view/embed-catastrophe-embed-fail-embed...
When?
hasty iris
kinda wild, the backrank ideas kind of bait
peak plank
trapping the rook or forcing black to give up a piece
Yeah I didnt see how they would defend the pawn
peak plank
I should be a GM now
hasty iris
not the pawn, mostly the knight and rook are loose with enough pressure
peak plank
wheres my title
covert cosmos
uunder there
peak plank
not the pawn, mostly the knight and rook are loose with enough pressure
Yeah, after the pawn drops you cant move the knight
because pinned to backrank mate
covert cosmos
but what about h6 or something
hasty iris
u need to also consider Be3 doesnt work cause of Rc7
covert cosmos
no
nimble latch
you know when
I drizzled some oil into the pan and heated, then cracked open an egg, sizzling it in the pan with.
stable mirage
Found this old screenshot of En Pass Ant
wasn’t this sent here yesterday
peak plank
wasn’t this sent here yesterday
Idk when it was sent
covert cosmos
I drizzled some oil into the pan and heated, then cracked open an egg, sizzling ...
what
stable mirage
here
stable mirage
and you replied to it
peak plank
I saw one before that
nimble latch
While making a good omlette
stable mirage
I saw one before that
yeah ofc
peak plank
yeah anyways gtg
covert cosmos
Thats the day i embed fail
you embed failed 1 minute ago
stable mirage
but there was a super recent one too
nimble latch
you embed failed 1 minute ago
Nope
nimble latch
keep pretending
prove it that i embed fail
crystal shore
GUYS I JUST FOUND A ROOK SACRIFICE
covert cosmos
don't need to
crystal shore
THEEE ROOOOOOOOOok
nimble latch
THEEE ROOOOOOOOOok
crystal shore
@stable mirage u think its a bad sacrifice?
stable mirage
<@696043553587069012> u think its a bad sacrifice?
nah the move is fine
I mean pretty obvious but the move is good enough I guess
“the ro[insert any number of o]ok” is overused though
nimble latch
normal hatch
The toweeeeeeeer
last verge
best line for black would probably be Bf5 Qxf5 g6? or is g6 right away the only good move
stable mirage
The toweeeeeeeer
…
nimble latch
stable mirage
covert cosmos
me too
nimble latch
viscid lark
@everyone idk why i do this lmao
covert cosmos
viscid lark
@everyone
raw sleet
hello chess people
fleet sigil
idk what that is
covert cosmos
woo\
drowsy crest
my ego after finding mate in 18
crude shale
(it never happened)
drowsy crest
(opponent had 2 rooks and i had 1 queen and 1 pawn)
crude shale
why does sugar have to taste so good yet be so deadly 😔
drowsy crest
why does sugar have to taste so good yet be so deadly 😔
just like her (i ate her)
😔
fleet sigil
why does sugar have to taste so good yet be so deadly 😔
Ironically sugar tastes good because it is good for you, we've just evolved to the point where we have too much food
covert cosmos
just like her (i ate her)
what
upbeat viper
Else I was crushing him :(
stable mirage
Missed a zugwang to win in the endgame
oof
too much slow blitz does that to you
what exactly do you need assistance with
wind vector
I tilted from 2549 sadge
still grove
E4
wind vector
f4
still grove
F3
wind vector
lmao
stable mirage
I don’t know the theory for this
covert cosmos
no
stable mirage
I think Nc3 or d3
wind vector
Ye
fleet sigil
some scandi nonsense?
still grove
Bruh what
covert cosmos
s/hnengs
fleet sigil
lmao
stable mirage
idk I hate when they decline sturm gambit
covert cosmos
???????????
covert cosmos
wa
wind vector
Bb5
rapid willow
Bd3
rapid willow
Bd3 is the best move
drowsy crest
i might be bobby's reincarnation
wind vector
Bd3 is the best move
now how do you know?
fleet sigil
hes him
stable mirage
bros cheating in this 💀
rapid willow
Because after that i wanna play Qc2 and that's a double attack
stable mirage
double the pawns ig
covert cosmos
woo
wind vector
If qc2 nb4
worn iceBOT
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rapid willow
Because after that i wanna play Qc2 and that's a double attack
To bishop and h7 pawn
worn iceBOT
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Rapid: 1737 (1756 peak)
Blitz: 959 (1021 peak)
Bullet: 1054 (1244 peak)
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Rapid: 1002 (peak)
Blitz: 1000 (peak)
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stable mirage
sure
stable mirage
has to be good surely
heavy swallow
How my blitz higher than a 1700
stable mirage
I’m thinking
fleet sigil
looks good to me
heavy swallow
You suck
covert cosmos
ok
stable mirage
yeah Bd3 is probably fine
wind vector
yeah Bd3 is probably fine
^
covert cosmos
im hungry
fleet sigil
bd3 looks fine
fleet sigil
yea we're losing LOL
wind vector
e4
stable mirage
Ne1 mayb
covert cosmos
wo
stable mirage
Qf3
covert cosmos
kirb
stable mirage
is f5 Ne5 not just losing
covert cosmos
????/
stable mirage
and then like Bc4 d3 and we can’t do anything
normal hatch
Looks awful
covert cosmos
ok
normal hatch
e4 f5 type sht
stable mirage
yeah idk what to do atp
covert cosmos
e4 f5 type sht
?
normal hatch
e5 f5
stable mirage
Qg3 they just play Kh8 I think
light cedar
habere bonum diem omnibus
stable mirage
what engine does this use
normal hatch
Lol its so awful
covert cosmos
nuh uh
stable mirage
lets play a4 I guess idk
fleet sigil
a4 looks fine
covert cosmos
probably
stable mirage
idea being to get the knights out
with Nc2 and Nba3
hope we don’t get rekt in the meantime
Nc2
stable mirage
uhh
normal hatch
Oh wow
covert cosmos
cheese
fleet sigil
there goes the pan lmao
covert cosmos
what
normal hatch
e5
covert cosmos
ke2
crystal shore
lichess
normal hatch
pliant orbit
e5 loses pawn
stable mirage
e5 loses pawn
so does everything else
normal hatch
e5 loses pawn
We’re desperate alright
fleet sigil
no e5 doesn't look right to me
bright prairie
Hi sirus
bright prairie
Why are you bad
stable mirage
Why are you bad
because I am bad
covert cosmos
same
bright prairie
Why are you gay?
pliant orbit
bc4 looks good
stable mirage
Why are you gay?
because femboys are hot
covert cosmos
real
stable mirage
bc4 looks good
d3
bright prairie
because femboys are hot
Broo
fleet sigil
nba3
bright prairie
You didn't see my pfp today @stable mirage
stable mirage
e5 or Nca3 or resigns
covert cosmos
real
fleet sigil
nca3?
chilly condor
l
stable mirage
I want to report this bot for cheating
normal hatch
e5 and hope for fxe5
fleet sigil
e5 and hope for fxe5
we'd be losing after fxe5
fleet sigil
tryna untangle
yea just ignore the pawn
covert cosmos
f
stable mirage
still terrible after like Nf4
fleet sigil
bc4?
covert cosmos
when in doubt checkmate yourself
fleet sigil
I think bc4 looks fine
fleet sigil
thats not a threat
normal hatch
Noticed
covert cosmos
wawa
fleet sigil
wep
stable mirage
I guess Nc4
covert cosmos
snail
fleet sigil
we probably want to move the queen outta the way, I mean king
stable mirage
d3 isn’t that scary without a target
covert cosmos
stable mirage
we should just restart and use stockfish
covert cosmos
real
fleet sigil
ong
midnight fjord
yo
fleet sigil
nah that bot is going sicko mode
pliant orbit
hi anime gurl
jovial vector
Teaching children how to play chess is such a struggle 😭
covert cosmos
real
fiery beacon
Teaching children how to play chess is such a struggle 😭
teaching little children to do anything is a pain
jovial vector
teaching little children to do anything is a pain
Attention span and very true
covert cosmos
fleet sigil
delete before mods misunderstand 💀
jovial vector
Whatttt I’m better than you though I hit 1100 😌
fleet sigil
yes
hasty iris
covert cosmos
fleet sigil
Whatttt I’m better than you though I hit 1100 😌
damn, wish I was that high
covert cosmos
damn, wish I was that high
I am high
fleet sigil
must hold back asian joke...
fleet sigil
never
jovial vector
Haha
rose wasp
when am i allowed to speak in a channel after I join the server lol?
fallen sable
yo
upbeat viper
covert cosmos
oh you mean voice channel?
rose wasp
yes
rose wasp
damn
covert cosmos
rotund field
RANDOM BUT ILY ALL
toxic valley
I keep getting forced stalemate by perpetual check
stable mirage
Teaching children how to play chess is such a struggle 😭
fr that’s why I hate them
rose wasp
https://www.chess.com/game/live/89583030433 peak 400 gameplay??😎
elfin pebble
toxic valley
You can force your enemy to lose rook by doing wayward queen attack
stable mirage
You can force your enemy to lose rook by doing wayward queen attack
ok 600
serene thicket
You can force your enemy to lose rook by doing wayward queen attack
horrible opening, refutation takes 2 seconds to learn
just 2. Nc6 from black and ur done for
as long as he dont fall for scholars mate
toxic valley
I saw nobody doing Nc6
serene thicket
at the higher levels you will
serene thicket
I saw nobody doing Nc6
trust me i used to use that opening when i was ur lvl
if they dont fall for it ur position is bs
prisma gust
Does a 1500 puzzle rating mean anything on the old puzzle system not the new one
stable mirage
what
serene thicket
at worst it’s slightly suboptimal
Really:
worn iceBOT
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Blitz: 843 (892 peak)
Bullet: 962 (peak)
grim edge
Hellow 😄
cursive peak
hello
peak plank
<@1087168203198845070> I drew
Vs a what Elo FIDE
polar lantern
busted a nut
visual lichen
anyone down for a game of rapid?
peak plank
chat kinda dead rn
last verge
crazy
visual lichen
🙄
weak fiber
hello
jovial vector
Didn’t know how well I’ve been doing these last few days
last verge
i just got RBN v Q in bullet, what an intense match
covert cosmos
w
restive storm
i just got RBN v Q in bullet, what an intense match
that should b e and easy win for the rook bishop knight
covert cosmos
we are typing monkeys
polar dock
I want to play against someone
Anybody want to play me?
visual lichen
Anybody want to play me?
me
visual lichen
peak plank
chat is still dead?
fiery beacon
nope
dawn bone
Wanna chat
I dont think any one wants to talk rn
I will go back to my ever lasting loneliness
Good night cruel world
visual lichen
My username is chesswizzard991
gg can we do one more lol
quaint silo
I got my first brilliant move 
polar dock
Sure!
visual lichen
gg can we do one more lol
kinda wna try again
quaint silo
I'm basically a grandmaster
barren magnet
How should I improve I'm 1200
midnight fjord
yo
lime lava
Hello elliot 
grim edge
Hello
echo kestrel
Wow first time someone's resigned in this position
nova verge
last verge
Wow first time someone's resigned in this position
🗿 it's not even that bad
he's probably tilted
peak plank
Wow first time someone's resigned in this position
people have resgined like that many times before
echo kestrel
people have resgined like that many times before
Dang
echo kestrel
🗿 it's not even that bad
Fr
fleet sigil
Wow first time someone's resigned in this position
terrible position, no wonder he resigned
echo kestrel
Lol I only have a 50% winrate in this position
visual lichen
ahh i think we should've played it out
endgames practice lol
polar dock
endgames practice lol
Mb bro
visual lichen
nice game tho
polar dock
You too!
peak plank
Lol I only have a 50% winrate in this position
interesting gambit though. does this come from the fantasy?
worn iceBOT
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echo kestrel
interesting gambit though. does this come from the fantasy?
Rasa-Studier. It's an awful opening because it basically only has this trap, and if the opponent plays it right and doesn't fall for it, your position is worse, but it still kinda works. It's basically the fantasty, but you play Nc3 before f3 (or at least, that's how I play it)
prisma gust
You can force your enemy to lose rook by doing wayward queen attack
Terrible opening if your opponent has any knowledge when it comes to chess
nova verge
Elliot you there?
echo kestrel
You can force your enemy to lose rook by doing wayward queen attack
Technically true
last verge
Rasa-Studier. It's an awful opening because it basically only has this trap, and...
yeah i've seen this opening before i'm personally not a fan
heavy swallow
Elliot you there?
He left for hotter sexier men at the basketball court
prisma gust
People just defend with knight unless they don't know what they're doing
last verge
You can force your enemy to lose rook by doing wayward queen attack
it's not forced Qh5 more or less equalizes
nova verge
He left for hotter sexier men at the basketball court
is Ja there?!?!?
echo kestrel
yeah i've seen this opening before i'm personally not a fan
Lol yeah... it's interesting. I got a decent winrate with it
midnight fjord
Check this G
nice
midnight fjord
Elliot you there?
yea sup
last verge
Lol yeah... it's interesting. I got a decent winrate with it
- Nf3 💀
midnight fjord
He left for hotter sexier men at the basketball court
heavy swallow
<:BRUH:1074552039905960016>
To be fair I would to
heavy swallow
Too?
echo kestrel
Lol yeah... it's interesting. I got a decent winrate with it
Lol I've had the trap 34/443 times playing it
heavy swallow
IQ of 250 or photographic memory
Iq
latent pebble
Lol I only have a 50% winrate in this position
I like Ne5 a bit more but very good
echo kestrel
2150 blunders mate in 1 lolll
echo kestrel
I like Ne5 a bit more but very good
Ahh yeah. I just don't like Ne5 because Be6 which literally eveyone at my level finds lol
peak plank
I like Ne5 a bit more but very good
nah id rather have free pawn than opponent with bad pawn strcture
peak plank
IQ of 250 or photographic memory
obviously 250 becuse currently there is no such thing as 250 IQ, im quite sure it has a relation to percentile
nova verge
obviously 250 becuse currently there is no such thing as 250 IQ, im quite sure i...
idk it was just a number. but yeah lets be specific let me do some research
NOT
peak plank
theres still no 250 IQ tho...
nova verge
not trying to be sarcastic but it was just a HYPOTHETICAL
peak plank
or none ever recorded
peak plank
I think I heard einsiten had an IQ of 190 apparently
nova verge
so i can edit my question
last verge
obviously 250 becuse currently there is no such thing as 250 IQ, im quite sure i...
(10 standard deviations above mean)
last verge
whats the max
the IQ system breaks down at larger numbers
nova verge
I am at -250 IQ