💬〡general-off-topic

[jovial vector]

I'd imagine its closing off the bishops diagnol?

[tulip vector]

Hello

[lone zenith]

jojo's bizzare adventures (or jojo) is an anime and basically whenever ppl do something thats there in jojo, jojo fans go "iS tHaT a jOjO rEfErEnCe?? 🤓 "

[tidal mica]

half man

[glass carbon]

Ok, what did it do to u to offend u

[upbeat viper]

look at the bishop, your rook and the king

[tidal geyser]

☠️ nice

[lone zenith]

what

I was answering someone who asked what jojo is

[glass carbon]

why did u put nerd emoji then

[tidal geyser]

it was me

[random drum]

Bastoura ❌ Bhatura ✅

[lone zenith]

because its annoying, not offensive

[tidal mica]

where is Satoru????

[split coral]

@tidal mica I am here

[glass carbon]

Bhatura ❌ Bratuha ✅

[glad plover]

where do i find games

[viscid jacinth]

Yall wanna play simon says

[glass carbon]

simon says leave this server

[split coral]

@tidal micawhere

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says shut up

[tidal mica]

online

uh what

[jovial vector]

ohhh it was pinned thx

[lone zenith]

im 600, but then rook to g7 is there no? (for white)

[jovial vector]

wdym if I would've closed it off that doesnt exist lol it would just be a free rook

[grim edge]

u are 515 elo or I dream ?

[boreal coyote]

move the pawn to attack the bishop, its pinned

[tidal mica]

u r dreaming

[grim edge]

pawn c5

[jovial vector]

yeah I got it lol someone helped a lil

[boreal coyote]

that was the correct move?

[upbeat viper]

any high rated player playing the Bb5+ variation in the exchange grünfeld ?

[slate owl]

what about rxg7

[upbeat viper]

like 2k+

[jovial vector]

yeah he still took on g7 but after rook moved It was a free bishop lol

[random drum]

Heard that first time

[grim edge]

WHO IS 1500 ELO +

[slate owl]

its not a clean windmill??

[tidal mica]

u are?

[grim edge]

1644

[tidal mica]

💀💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

im 1644 elo

I am 1200

[tidal mica]

im 1200

[nimble niche]

im 200

[grim edge]

u are ?

Can I play with you

[grim edge]

😂 🤣

[tidal mica]

.

[nimble niche]

i play wayward queen and englund

[tidal mica]

bro we used to be there

[tidal mica]

nice keep trying

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

This is the Chess.com profile of 1cbb. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2144 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2087 (2211 peak)

[grim edge]

my dog is 700 elo 😂 😂 🤣

[grim edge]

Play me

[tidal mica]

look at the profile

[grim edge]

LMAO

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1642 (1653 peak)
Blitz: 1203 (peak)
Bullet: 1209 (peak)

[nimble niche]

I don't play people from discord plus it's 11:19pm and I haven't showered yet

[blazing creek]

Wow your dog must be smart if it knows how each piece moves

[grim edge]

Go shower

I am 1200 '-'

[grim edge]

Yes he is really smart

[tidal mica]

same

[tulip vector]

What the dog doin' ?

[blazing creek]

Show me a video of it playing chess plz

[grim edge]

I am very nub

[grim edge]

OPPPPPP I VCE SEEN THE SAME MEME IN INSTAGRAM IT HAS 2MIN OPPPPPPPPPPPP

[grim edge]

Can you teach me chess

[severe oxide]

average discord user

[drowsy lodge]

arent u a 1600

[grim edge]

No i am 1200

[grim edge]

i am 1644

[drowsy lodge]

real

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1642 (1653 peak)
Blitz: 1203 (peak)
Bullet: 1209 (peak)

[blazing creek]

Fake

[grim edge]

See

1200

[blazing creek]

No you are 1203

[random drum]

Tbh this is the most funny chess meme I ever saw

[grim edge]

Oh mb

[tidal mica]

nice 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[grim edge]

I am beginner

[random drum]

This should be pinned tbh

[blazing creek]

I will be ginner

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Ay play me

[drowsy lodge]

pov

[grim edge]

431 meter per second

[blazing creek]

We got similar rating pog

[grim edge]

But you are 1750

[blazing creek]

Ye I've been 1800 a couple times as well lol

[drowsy lodge]

yeah and'

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[grim edge]

He is pro

[blazing creek]

I didn't talk to you stupid

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[blazing creek]

What

[glass carbon]

ok.

[grim edge]

[blazing creek]

Why react salty if I didn't even talk to you

[halcyon holly]

🍿

[grim edge]

@halcyon holly teach me chess

I am stuck at 1200

[glass carbon]

how am i salty + u didint reply to anyone and i wasnt paying attention to chat

[halcyon holly]

Ok 3000 pounds

[grim edge]

What

[halcyon holly]

That's weird that 2 kinda looks like a 6

[drowsy lodge]

brtrhu4e

[blazing creek]

Ok? Usually means "uuhm ok... that's weird why did you say that?"

[grim edge]

But that 2 is 2

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[drowsy hatch]

Is there anyone who plays the London system many times and can help me with that

[blazing creek]

Now you are definitely annoying

[halcyon holly]

Ok do you know how knight move

[grim edge]

No

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[halcyon holly]

Like an L shape

[grim edge]

Oh l

[halcyon holly]

Yes

[blazing creek]

I was also able to guess that you are low rated based on your behavior

[grim edge]

This l or this L

[halcyon holly]

See u grandmaster now

L

[grim edge]

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[blazing creek]

Are you mad or what

[drowsy hatch]

[grim edge]

I been gone for long

Now I'm back

Mc donald

And I'm not here to take part

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[grim edge]

I'm here to take over

Ok

[lone zenith]

i am literally 650 elo

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

[severe oxide]

get 3k elo

[grim edge]

Sad

I'm 1200

[blazing creek]

Wow great tip!

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[lone zenith]

what was the point of this?

[grim edge]

@lone zenith teach me chess

[blazing creek]

@glass carbon can you please stop being annoying or at least explain wtf I've done to you

[grim edge]

[severe oxide]

ik

[drowsy lodge]

breathe

[lone zenith]

f3 and g4

[glass carbon]

Nothing, i just use the gif the say ok.

[lone zenith]

guaranteed 100% win rate lmao

[boreal coyote]

anyone?? https://play.chess.com/fZffL

[nimble niche]

real

[grim edge]

Can play me

HyperBullet

[blazing creek]

Ok can be said in different ways and it's getting annoying

[lone zenith]

hyperbullet?

[grim edge]

Ye

[glass carbon]

Ok.

[grim edge]

@lone zenith send challenge link

[drowsy lodge]

i just hit 100 elo

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[drowsy lodge]

are u proud father?

[blazing creek]

Lmao

[glass carbon]

yes

[lone zenith]

EYYY

[grim edge]

@lone zenith @lone zenith play with me

Bullet

[lone zenith]

wait im in a match rn

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

@graceful lintel Play me bullet

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

Can anyone check my game review

[grim edge]

bro sus pronouns

[severe oxide]

so close to max

[grim edge]

what is that

[lone zenith]

look at my pawn structure 💀

[severe oxide]

clash of clans

[grim edge]

coc?

[severe oxide]

yea

[grim edge]

ok

[severe oxide]

i need a clan

[grim edge]

what happend to basstoura?

Play chess

https://tenor.com/view/davie504-holy-slap-holy-slapp-slap-slapp-gif-18430212

He becamed bastuorametereo

i like the holy slap

bass + slap is good

Bass?!

[severe oxide]

he became based after joining metreo gang

[grim edge]

basstourametreo lol

https://tenor.com/view/davie504-slap-like-gif-24784302

[drowsy lodge]

whyd u have to cut me off

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/galaxy-brain-gif-25912556

I'm 2001 rated so why is my role still not changed?

[drowsy lodge]

wdym it saids 2000-2100

[peak plank]

2199

But I dont trust the account yet

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/nilly-salmon-so-good-selfie-gif-14542458

[hazy gale]

e4 □ d4 .
a) >
b) <
c) =
d) both are dogshit

[lone zenith]

https://play.chess.com/pQKkq

[boreal coyote]

gg

[lean owl]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1125506050389446716.gif?size=48&name=skull_spin&quality=lossless

[graceful lintel]

Ur first account?

[distant python]

hello everyone

[peak plank]

dw did you draw @grim edge

why

also why so few games on the account

[graceful lintel]

Legit stuff

[hazy gale]

e4 □ d4 .
a) >
b) <
c) =
d) both are dogshit

[grim edge]

stop spamming man

[boreal coyote]

can someone review?? https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/89560770677?tab=review

[worn ice]

ultimatespryzen (432) vs. sleepy_zabrahim (630)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 e6 3. Nc3 Bd6 4. Bg3 Bxg3 5. hxg3 f6 6. Nf3 e5 7. dxe5 fxe5 8. Nxe5 Nc6 9. Nxc6 bxc6 10. f3 Nf6 11. e4 O-O 12. g4 dxe4 13. Qxd8 Rxd8 14. fxe4 Nxg4 15. g3 Ne3 16. Rc1 Nxf1 17. Rxf1 Bh3 18. Rf4 g5 19. Rf2 Rf8 20. Rxf8+ Rxf8 21. e5 Re8 22. Kd2 Rxe5 23. Rh1 Bg2 24. Rg1 Be4 25. Nxe4 Rxe4 26. b3 c5 27. c4 a5 28. Kd3 Rd4+ 29. Kc3 Kg7 30. g4 Kg6 31. Kb2 h5 32. gxh5+ Kxh5 33. Rh1+ Kg4 34. Rg1+ Kf5 35. Rf1+ Ke4 36. Rg1 Ke3 37. Rxg5 Rd2+ 38. Kc3 Rxa2 39. Re5+ Kf4 40. Rxc5 Kf3 41. Rxc7 Ke3 42. c5 a4 43. bxa4 Rxa4 44. c6 Re4 45. Kb2 Rc4 46. Kb3 Re4 47. Rd7 Re6 48. c7 Rc6 49. Kb4 Ke4 50. Kb5 Re6 51. c8=Q Re5+ 52. Kc6 

[hazy gale]

sorry

[grim edge]

e4 is better tho

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179>
Scopio already have given her warning abt her status @grim edge

+her account(I'm not saying anything)

[high oasis]

meow

chicken

[grim edge]

HOLA

[graceful lintel]

Mods r ded

[grim edge]

any1 wanna be friends and play chess

[cosmic lily]

What Going on

[grim edge]

waddafaq

[grim edge]

I'm a boy

I do catfishing

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

Almost forgot it's discord

[wintry scarab]

Anyone wanna play an practice match?

[grim edge]

it's normal on discord

[graceful lintel]

Yep ik

[grim edge]

Ther is nothing wrong with my pronouns cuz we on discord

I'm rated 2002 now 😄

[cosmic lily]

What are pronouns

[graceful lintel]

you'll get banned later 💀

[rocky vale]

Nah I lost my 10 undefeated streak

[grim edge]

why?

Chess.com isn't discord

[graceful lintel]

<@&745328830649991179> is it allowed?

[bitter crater]

I am bored

[graceful lintel]

💀

[bitter crater]

Am bored

[grim edge]

who pvp

i mean 1v1

[grim edge]

huh

I play state level in my country

[graceful lintel]

Wait accusing not allowed

[cosmic lily]

this does not look at all like how it was when I left

[grim edge]

What do u even know about me

[graceful lintel]

It's not ur first account right?

[cosmic lily]

Where is everyone I knew

[flat kraken]

no way naroditsky is actually rizzing me up 🫣

[high oasis]

with crumbs on his lip yes. it has been done.

[grim edge]

ANY1 WANNA B FRIENDSSSSSSS (650+ ELO)

[cosmic lily]

What happened whit blunder gang

[grim edge]

mee (2000+ elo)

[graceful lintel]

Nvm

[graceful lintel]

Not fair

[grim edge]

maybe is the best choice here

[flat kraken]

what that's the easiest multiple choice question on the test

[grim edge]

You kiss the homies goodnight?

waah

What happened to you

[graceful lintel]

He's locked out

[grim edge]

Locked out

[flat kraken]

oh hell nah

[grim edge]

Why lmao

what does locked out mean

[graceful lintel]

skippyscipio thank you

[graceful lintel]

Kind of banned

[flat kraken]

temporarily muted

[old thistle]

Thank you for the ping

[graceful lintel]

His cc account

[flat kraken]

you usually get locked out for getting a little too excited with sharing the memes you'd normally only share at your top secret gc 💀

[lost tendon]

hi! can someone play with me? 300-450 elo please

[grim edge]

but

[flat kraken]

ew playing chess

[grim edge]

can someone be friends w me

[cosmic lily]

He is black

[grim edge]

🫵

[flat kraken]

yes i do speak from experience (locked out at least 4 times now)

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

ill give nitro pls

[graceful lintel]

I can

[graceful lintel]

"Look what I found in my grandfather's drawer"

[grim edge]

His grandfather had a straw hat

[grim edge]

yayyyyy

[graceful lintel]

I saw this somewhere

[grim edge]

can i add u @graceful lintel

[graceful lintel]

?

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[flat kraken]

me posting the same unfunny memes on the same channel for the 4068th time

[graceful lintel]

Mahatma going brrrrr

[graceful lintel]

Me stealing and reposting it when ur offline

[flat kraken]

🤨

[graceful lintel]

[cosmic lily]

🤨

[flat kraken]

OH HELL YES

[graceful lintel]

🤨

[flat kraken]

🤨

[grim edge]

🤨

[flat kraken]

keep it going (please)

🤨

[sleek oriole]

🤨

[flat kraken]

amazing.

[grim edge]

🤨

[cosmic lily]

Truly a piece of art

[flat kraken]

🤨

[cosmic lily]

🤨

[flat kraken]

this is my life now

[grim edge]

🤨

[flat kraken]

🤨

[unborn estuary]

You don’t have life.

[flat kraken]

good

[cosmic lily]

I agree and I don't care

[echo kestrel]

Bud got locked out L

[cosmic lily]

No more "🤨"?

[grim edge]

🤨

[flat kraken]

mm

[unborn estuary]

Pathetic.

[flat kraken]

🤨

[cosmic lily]

🤨

[flat kraken]

🤨

[unborn estuary]

No mod.

[flat kraken]

we're creating art, no mod required

[cosmic lily]

Bozo

[thorn meadow]

Hey! how is everyone doing? 🙂

[unborn estuary]

Imagine sending IP grabber

[flat kraken]

this

[cosmic lily]

Imagine not continuing the masterpiece

[flat kraken]

i have to sleep (coffee buff is about to expire)

[unborn estuary]

You drool a lot mate

[cosmic lily]

drink more coffe

(don't)

[flat kraken]

i would if i hadn't drank the entire house's supply already

[cosmic lily]

💀

Get more

[slate owl]

AKQOQOAPWEJOWNQBEUBD

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

[stable mirage]

are you ok

[cosmic lily]

🤨

[slate owl]

yeah im fine

[mighty torrent]

@grim edge

I just pulled Hu Tao in my first 10 pulls on her banner...

This is @viral epoch btw

[bright folio]

[cosmic lily]

Free candy🍬(first to # me gets it)

[rocky vale]

To checkmate you?

[cosmic lily]

To ping

[cosmic lily]

🍬

You got free candy

[toxic lintel]

@cosmic lily

Candy plz

[cosmic lily]

We ran out of candy

[rocky vale]

Thank you

[cosmic lily]

but I have sandwich

[toxic lintel]

He didint ping, he replied😔

[rocky vale]

With ping

[sly ledge]

🤨

[toxic lintel]

@cosmic lily this is ping and reply

[sly ledge]

i love other languages

[cosmic lily]

ok we can only solve this one way

Vote-
Dog face scan gets to keep the candy (1️⃣)
Mega Bean gets his candy(2️⃣)

[sly ledge]

what

[toxic lintel]

Just 2

[cosmic lily]

Also the candy is going to come from dog face scan

[sour thorn]

did danny vs discord start

[cosmic lily]

Its tied 💀

What do I do

[cosmic lily]

Ok then

We do this again

first to ping me gets free candy

🍬

[sour thorn]

.

[valid stag]

Guys I am at school with Walter White and creating meth

[cosmic lily]

🔥

[cosmic lily]

Don't let the dea know

[valid stag]

Ok

[sour thorn]

GUYS

DID DANNY VS DISCORD START

[rocky vale]

@cosmic lily

[grim edge]

danny wrench? 🔧

[cosmic lily]

🎉

[sour thorn]

nvm got it

[white sorrel]

1. Nf3

[cosmic lily]

🍬

chat is ded

[rocky vale]

Can I tell you something

[cosmic lily]

?

[rocky vale]

I lost my undefeated streak against an indian woman

[drowsy hatch]

Hey guy,s I learned a new opening called London system now i want to master it if anyone can help me by playing some games with me and guide me

[rocky vale]

I feel ashamed

[cosmic lily]

😢

[grim edge]

shes indian

[rocky vale]

I know

But I blundered my queen

[cosmic lily]

[rocky vale]

[cosmic lily]

what happened to blunder gang btw

[rocky vale]

Idk

[cosmic lily]

And brilliant gang too

they just evaporate

?

gang

[grim edge]

blunder gangis there

sometimes

[cosmic lily]

I thought we were going to make it out of the streets whit this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📣😢😢

[high oasis]

meowwww meowwww

[graceful lintel]

[cosmic lily]

Why is your name green

[graceful lintel]

Idk skill

[cosmic lily]

are you recycled or smth

if i have green name I have skill?

[thorn meadow]

cuteness overload

[nova verge]

Good morning ! ☀️

[high oasis]

janfofulous

[thorn meadow]

Good morning 🙂

[nova verge]

Hi how r u today !

[high oasis]

yo its a fellow meow

[slate owl]

kitty?!

[nova verge]

Yes I am a cat mom

[high oasis]

im a cat dad

i meow it up with my cat

[grim edge]

where are you

[cosmic lily]

No cat pfp = no meow rights

[nova verge]

Good at work now but it’s light currently

[slate owl]

fr

[tulip lichen]

youre not a cat bro

[slate owl]

[thorn meadow]

hmm? 😭

my location?

I'll give you my ip bbg

[tulip lichen]

34 N 53 W

[cosmic lily]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[tulip lichen]

153.953.192.1

not right now yk💀

[tulip lichen]

bro doesn't know how to crop but still editted

fire

videos are prerecorded

oh

yeah this is the kinda dude to play the london

no way

[arctic belfry]

Made progress! 😁 Gonna challenge the 900 adaptive bot next, and then I’m done with the bots below 1000.

[somber bear]

Hi guys

[slate owl]

you can try to beat nelson next

[somber bear]

What's up bro

[arctic belfry]

That’d be fun! Which one’s Nelson?

[cosmic lily]

Idk how to crop I'm not a farmer

[somber bear]

Think a bot

[slate owl]

the one named nelson

(he got beard)

[cosmic lily]

It's still 69 btw

[tulip lichen]

fr

[somber bear]

What do you think about bullet

[slate owl]

not chess ❌❌❌

[arctic belfry]

Oh, the 1300! There’s so many bearded players lol. I do appreciate a chance to play against aggressive queen players.

[cosmic lily]

It shows skill, it just doesn't improve it

[somber bear]

I don't agree on this

[slate owl]

fr

[somber bear]

It needs the most skills

Anyone wanna play

Ohk

[potent frost]

Can I send videos here?

[grim edge]

No

Who are you

Ohk

[boreal coyote]

anyone? https://play.chess.com/3f1dh

[upbeat viper]

might soon be the case btw

[jovial vector]

My opponent played this and I for some reason didn't capture lmao

[tulip lichen]

it's a 15 minute game

you have time to think

[jovial vector]

ik Idk why I didn't capture Ig I thought it was pinnd

[tulip lichen]

if you captured actually there's bxf7

and the king gets hunted

oh nvm

[analog granite]

Doesn’t the knight protect the square

[tulip lichen]

yeah I realized tyler

[neon parrot]

Do you have ADHD?

[tulip lichen]

this is why I said nvm

[jovial vector]

He also did this but I thought If i blocked with pawn he would capture with horset then take my rook but didn't see that my bishop would protect it lol

[swift panther]

Theres no more checks after Ke7

Wdym it gets hunted

[analog granite]

To be fair he did say nvm

[tulip lichen]

what do you mean ke7 bro the knight protects the square

[grim edge]

:3

[tulip lichen]

bro's still in his mating season

[swift panther]

What knigth!???

[grim edge]

sob

[jovial vector]

I somehow won that game with my terrible position in the opening somehow

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 1968 (1976 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> anonimooose

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Rapid: 2220 (2244 peak)
Blitz: 2722 (2859 peak)
Bullet: 2620 (2824 peak)

[grim edge]

true tho

[tulip lichen]

I said if knight captures bishop then the knight protects the square and bxf7 would lose you two pieces

[jovial vector]

who knows haha

[swift panther]

2008 was actually peak

[little elm]

get 2k bullet now

[neon parrot]

Who knows = you have it

[swift panther]

Isnt that obvious???

[jovial vector]

maybe

[grim edge]

guys

can someone analyse my game?

[tulip lichen]

then why did you say ke7 smartass

[jovial vector]

send it

[tulip lichen]

i'm 800 and didn't see it instantly

[upbeat viper]

doing it rn sir

[swift panther]

.

[tulip lichen]

yeah I realized??

wow I have to say it 200 times

[swift panther]

U said it 1 time

[tulip lichen]

buddy I said oh nvm when I realized

[lime lava]

We working on that
Let the grind happen

[swift panther]

😂🫵

[tulip lichen]

use your brain to realize I didn't see it instantly

damn nvm you have a cashew

[swift panther]

Cashew?

[tulip lichen]

use your smooth brain to count from 0 to 4

you can do it buddy I believe in you

[swift panther]

Only the 3rd message is the one u said

The other 2 is after

Why you getting so defensive did i hurt your lwittle feelings

[tulip lichen]

then why did you see that knight protects and still said ke7?

[tulip lichen]

oh and here I was talking about future checks

[swift panther]

🤦‍♂️

This is why u dont argue with someone dumber than you

[bright prairie]

Gm avetik is coach of the month

[little elm]

is this the person who writes really dramatic lichess blogs

[cosmic lily]

what is going on

[swift panther]

His unibrow would distract me from any video lessons

[bright prairie]

Wdym

[bright prairie]

Bro that's not Noice

[swift panther]

Its not mean

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro I should have not answered

[bright prairie]

Imagine being 1400-1500 and trash talking an gm 😅

[swift panther]

Ok 800

[swift panther]

Am i trash talking?

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro

you're 1400 bro

[bright prairie]

Definitely

[swift panther]

Thats better than u

[tulip lichen]

don't talk to me until you got a title lil man

[cosmic lily]

elo doesn't matter

[swift panther]

Do u have a title

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro let's play a game

[swift panther]

🫵🫵

[cosmic lily]

You can have 2000 elo and still not be good in argument

[swift panther]

Elaborate

[swift panther]

If you dont know what we are talking about dont add to it

[bright prairie]

No. I don't have too

[swift panther]

Making it worse

[grim edge]

Cereal with water is better than cereal with milk

[swift panther]

Exactly 🙂

[tulip lichen]

💀

[cosmic lily]

Better solution to problem: stop talking about it

[swift panther]

Yet ur the one thats adding to it

[tulip lichen]

no but you don't you're not that much better than me bro

[swift panther]

Okay bud whatever makes you happy

[cosmic lily]

stop talking about it

[tulip lichen]

https://play.chess.com/pkCqm

[swift panther]

Your the one talking about it 😭😭

[tulip lichen]

beat me bro

if you're so much better than me

[swift panther]

Thats your dads job

[cosmic lily]

I said stop talking

[tulip lichen]

sure buddy

[swift panther]

You replying

[tulip lichen]

bro expects reality to change when he says something on discord

[cosmic lily]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[tulip lichen]

accept it blud

[swift panther]

💯💯

[swift panther]

Ok

[cosmic lily]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[swift panther]

👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

[grim edge]

im playing with u rn

[cosmic lily]

✈️✈️🏢

[swift panther]

👳‍♂️

[cosmic lily]

💥

[swift panther]

💀

[cosmic lily]

⚰️

[fair pewter]

Is it just me or is it insanely attractive when someone premoves a mate or wins under extreme time pressure

[swift panther]

😢😭😥😓😰

[fair pewter]

Like damn didn't know you were chill like that

[swift panther]

Kinda

[left glacier]

New high score yesterday

[cosmic lily]

☠️

[stable mirage]

it’s pretty easy with 2 queens

[swift panther]

Its likes like multiple premoves like hikaru type shit its def attractive

[fair pewter]

No no when it

's depented on luck

[stable mirage]

bruh

[jovial vector]

This is the most aggressive player ever just to lose literally ignored all my threats and just went for my king and when I got castled all his hanging pieces could finally be captured

[fair pewter]

Like that one Tang clip

[grim edge]

Hikaru vs Stockfish would be fun

[fair pewter]

You know the one with the smothered mate

That wasn't really a low time situation but still that stuff wild

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro

[grim edge]

gg

[tulip lichen]

gg

[grim edge]

well played

[tulip lichen]

ty

[grim edge]

3 blunders

[tulip lichen]

2 blunders

[nova verge]

Good morning!

[tulip lichen]

gm

[stable mirage]

7 blunders

[grim edge]

the last rook donation was unnecessary

[tulip lichen]

casual 200 elo game

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

we were exactly equal and idk why i messed up

[stable mirage]

missed a 0 but yeah close enough

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

one more?

[tulip lichen]

if your pawn was right about to promote

[grim edge]

yep u blocked it on time

[tulip lichen]

nvm it was still a blunder

[grim edge]

wanna play 1 more

[tulip lichen]

idk bro I have to do my math homework

[boreal coyote]

blunder central

[grim edge]

aightt

[tulip lichen]

I have to do 6 complicated questions in 5 hours

wish me luck pls

[grim edge]

i gna do some coding too

[grim edge]

best of luck

[trail prism]

G'day sirs and ladies.

[tulip lichen]

ty

[nova verge]

Hello!

[trail prism]

How is this marvelous day going for you ?

[nova verge]

Good I have work for a few more hours then I am going on a date!

[grim edge]

me fr

[trail prism]

That's great , may it go well !

[nova verge]

Thank you we are going to the Zoo

[graceful lintel]

fr
Understandable I'll also take cs

[grim edge]

pain is real

[trail prism]

Great , are you two going to see some monkeys too ?

[graceful lintel]

Sed

[nova verge]

Oh course! Hopefully the tigers are out!

[stable mirage]

why sed kitten

[burnt storm]

Just jumped into the chat and going to leave right away but the argument between @tulip lichen and @swift panther is pretty hilarious ngl

[graceful lintel]

I can't focus on studies

[swift panther]

Not my best work

[trail prism]

Very good , may you two have fun !

[nova verge]

Thanks!

[stable mirage]

:(

[humble oracle]

classic london system 💀

[trail prism]

How is your day going student ?

[graceful lintel]

Imma go try my best 🥹

[humble oracle]

look at the evaluation throghout the game 💀

[burnt storm]

great ig

[trail prism]

That looks like a wonderful match.

[stable mirage]

gl

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/game/81723971384

[grim edge]

97.4%

[normal hatch]

Thats a Jobava

[grim edge]

can someone tell me if i played it good?

[trail prism]

oh you are under 500 ELO ?

[humble oracle]

jobava LONDON

[grim edge]

yeh

[graceful lintel]

🥹

[normal hatch]

Still not the london

Jobava is actually good

[grim edge]

@trail prism

[humble oracle]

it was a really complicated drawish endgame somehow

[grim edge]

half of the members here are 1200+ im stuck in 650

[humble oracle]

yeah i just started playing it its fun

[normal hatch]

What did black play, c5?

[agile shadow]

[sharp galleon]

Do you know who Jobava is though 🔪

[jovial vector]

when I joined here I was 700 you got this lmao

[agile shadow]

[trail prism]

Well then , I will check it out as soon as possible

[grim edge]

I am trying fr

[humble oracle]

a6 nd7 then c5

[grim edge]

i think i had the winning position the whole entire game but idk

[trail prism]

Endgame is hard to get to a nice accuracy sometimes

[grim edge]

its my best game i think@trail prism

[trail prism]

tried to analyse it ?

[grim edge]

i cant

i need diamond lol

[trail prism]

Oh , because i used my daily analyse today

[humble oracle]

we got 13 great moves in the endgame alone that game

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Vincent (cellen01)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2296 (2359 peak)
Blitz: 2261 (2311 peak)
Bullet: 2324 (peak)

[jovial vector]

I did puzzles and watched educational videos but I ain't all that good yet

[normal hatch]

Makes sense

[stable mirage]

omg cewwen!!

[trail prism]

That's awesome !

[sharp galleon]

[stable mirage]

hi

[sharp galleon]

hello

[humble oracle]

yep couldnt really force anything

[sharp galleon]

anyways time for a nap :3

[boreal coyote]

fellow jobava enjoyer??

[trail prism]

G'night cement

[humble oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/gentleman-giga-chad-sigma-male-gif-25702945

[trail prism]

Would you be willing to do a spare match with me ?

[boreal coyote]

jobava jobavin'

[humble oracle]

sure

[normal hatch]

Nah, I studied it a shit ton but only ever played it like 5 times lol. Funnily enough, I beat my first 2k with the Jobava

[trail prism]

cc or lichess

[humble oracle]

cc

[grim edge]

cc

oh wait magnus is playing today

[boreal coyote]

oh damn, well i'm 500 elo ish and not many people can defend it so its an easy clap for me

[boreal coyote]

yep im gonna beat him today watch

[grim edge]

down for a game?

if i walk into a date's house and they have a bunch of plants that's a keeper because they're already taking care of a bunch of useless f*cks, what's one more

[boreal coyote]

3 min blitz? i gotta study in 3 mins so quick game

[grim edge]

sure

https://play.chess.com/zEfoQ

[boreal coyote]

aight

[normal hatch]

Ez wins when they play Nc6

[drowsy lodge]

i wish i had diamond lmfao

[rough dome]

Work for 5 hours and buy

[drowsy lodge]

i cant get a job yet

[rough dome]

Save your pocket money

[mild wyvern]

Does this have any specific schedule when they are posted?

[rough dome]

Lmao I only listen to female singers somehow

[grim edge]

gg wp

[boreal coyote]

damn gg

[grim edge]

rook block messed up

[boreal coyote]

yep😥

[grim edge]

but u attacked me with fried-liver im hurt

[boreal coyote]

nah thats not fried liver

[grim edge]

that bishop pin?

[boreal coyote]

its the jobava london

[rough dome]

I can be a mod of this server if you give me free diamond

[grim edge]

Oh did i counter it correctly

idk how to counter it

[boreal coyote]

yep you moved the king and kept sliding your rook back and forth so i couldnt really do anything

[grim edge]

there was a move with bishop which was pinning

queen and rook

this red square

[boreal coyote]

yeah since the bishop and knight

[grim edge]

yes

u could have won

[boreal coyote]

yep but didnt really know what to do after lol

[grim edge]

its cool though

[boreal coyote]

yep

[grim edge]

opinions?

[grim edge]

first pic is like beginning and 2nd is almost mid game

[stable mirage]

I think you should learn a better opening or take free pawns when presented with them

[grim edge]

damn

nah he started with a dumbass opening

moving his pawn thats infront of the rook allthe way to my side

[white sorrel]

we all start somewhere

[white sorrel]

why dont u take center if your opponent is playing such a dumb opening

[grim edge]

geee

[white sorrel]

cole didnt improve for like 3 months so

[grim edge]

cus he was trying something

[trail prism]

@humble oracle gg

[grim edge]

he won the 1st match with that goofy opening cus he did some tiktok trick shit on me

[humble oracle]

lmao that game

[grim edge]

i put up with it for most the game but ye

[white sorrel]

na is dumb

[humble oracle]

it was a pretty good game tho (ignore the last move pls)

[trail prism]

it was close to a time run but i never expected that blunder xD

[grim edge]

then i got to get him to stalemate me

and then he rematched me and then i won cus i defended his opening

[trail prism]

ye we do not talk about last move xD

[grim edge]

@white sorrel1v1?

[grim edge]

tiktok trick LMAO

[trail prism]

u had 84% acc i had 82%

[white sorrel]

https://www.chess.com/member/ciao send me unrated

@grim edge

[grim edge]

nice puzzle score

[humble oracle]

if not the last move it would have been better for sure lmao

[trail prism]

fr

wait let me send u in dm all data of game

[humble oracle]

u play really good for 1000 tho

[humble oracle]

i have diamond

[trail prism]

i was 1300 but we aint talk about that

[humble oracle]

real i was 1860

[grim edge]

ive not played a rapid since ages plus im still better than u

[trail prism]

in the last time the analyse rates me at 1600-1800

[radiant frost]

Guess who won this game

[trail prism]

i had 3 consecutive 80%+ acc games

[little elm]

black?

[white sorrel]

black promoted and won

[radiant frost]

True

[white sorrel]

@humble oracle u play EUW?

[radiant frost]

Promoted two queens

[white sorrel]

or EMEA server

[radiant frost]

I had lost all hopes of winning

It's miracle that I was able to win this

[grim edge]

down for a game?

[radiant frost]

Later

[trail prism]

anyone interested in a new game ?

[radiant frost]

I am eating

[grim edge]

cool

[grim edge]

sure

[trail prism]

alr le me send ya link

[grim edge]

yes

[trail prism]

u do not accept messages in dm

[grim edge]

ohh wait

try now

[radiant frost]

I am honestly surprised how well I coordinated all the pieces in the end game

[grim edge]

how do i check my accuracy

from a game

[radiant frost]

Um game review

[worn anchor]

Game review

[jovial vector]

It's been 3 days and this mfer already got 1300 trophies jesus

[worn anchor]

What is this classement ?

[grim edge]

who won

[jovial vector]

huh?

[worn anchor]

What is this league

[grim edge]

white

[grim edge]

this isnt from my games btw

this is a 1.7k elo

[grim edge]

but im just curious

[grim edge]

white i guess

[grim edge]

dang

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says type L

[grim edge]

this game looks too advanced for me to understand

[jovial vector]

legends league just pretty much says how much you play the game pretty much not skillful in anyway

[stable mirage]

casual

[grim edge]

its really not, white is much ahead in material and black doesnt have any more checks

my 450 elo ass trynna understand a 1.7k elo game

[grim edge]

damn

so its not like a 1.7k gameplay?

[worn anchor]

So what does winning 1300 points means ?

[grim edge]

if not then what are they

white, atleast

[jovial vector]

He plays A LOT of chess

[worn anchor]

Rated or non rated ?

[grim edge]

could be anything from 1000-2000 really

[jovial vector]

just rated

[grim edge]

damn

so its a good game

depends on their previous games

[grim edge]

which side

[worn anchor]

Must be an alt account or something

[grim edge]

if its less rhan 1500 its not

[grim edge]

black or white lol

[graceful lintel]

How did I got paired with a guy who is 200+ elo below me

[grim edge]

wym

so if its over 1.5k its a good game?

[grim edge]

we have to look for previous moves to decide if the players r good or not

[graceful lintel]

I Blundered knight in opening and end up destroying him

[worn anchor]

Bros gonna win 1 elo

[grim edge]

lmao nah

[grim edge]

white is of course better here

im ass, the game was from me

[livid pasture]

hes probaly a new player whho picked that he was advancce

[graceful lintel]

I got +4

[grim edge]

yes

i actually did some big brain moves on the guy

[worn anchor]

You gambited *

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[grim edge]

for the first time

[graceful lintel]

Fr
1300-1400 r so bad

[grim edge]

he was even 100+ elo above me

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/daniell-ok-alo-aloarmy-gif-25714265

[worn anchor]

Frrrr, especially « 1500 » guys

[grim edge]

give coordinates

[graceful lintel]

Nasa wifi 💀
How did u sent it so fast

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[graceful lintel]

Ip grabbers

[worn anchor]

I really think 100 are better than 1500

[wraith willow]

mf means ||step on a crack|| right?

[viscid jacinth]

@grim edge what happened

[graceful lintel]

I think the guy who don't know basic rules r better than 1500s

[viscid jacinth]

1600 are so trash

[grim edge]

nothing happened :D

[viscid jacinth]

Why are u in an alt

[worn anchor]

I think just knowing « en passant » is better than 1500

[grim edge]

i demoted myself

[viscid jacinth]

chad

Sigma

[graceful lintel]

Fr
1500 r so bad

[viscid jacinth]

Yall wanna play simon says?

[grim edge]

🗣️

[worn anchor]

(Btw that’s hilarious to hear how people through the world say en passant and it’s always a bad prononciation)

[graceful lintel]

100>>>>1600

[viscid jacinth]

Yep

[grim edge]

en peasant*

[viscid jacinth]

En crossiant

[worn anchor]

Peasant ?

[graceful lintel]

Yea
I also started saying "oo pa-song" 💀

[grim edge]

en peasant

[viscid jacinth]

Anyways @worn anchor @grim edge @graceful lintel Yall ready for a match of simon says?

[worn anchor]

It’s en passant

[rocky vale]

1600 so bad fr

[trail prism]

penus ?

[grim edge]

@rocky vale 1v1

[graceful lintel]

1600 don't deserve to play chess

[viscid jacinth]

why ignore

[rocky vale]

@grim edge Ok but who is you

[gentle steppe]

Hi chat

[graceful lintel]

Who's Simon
The guy from Indian history?

[grim edge]

im an upcoming grandmaster

[rocky vale]

I'm almost 1700 do I still count

[worn anchor]

But the en and ant prononciation are the same…

[viscid jacinth]

@gentle steppe wanna play simon says

[rocky vale]

Do you know me?

[gentle steppe]

Bro

[tulip lichen]

we all know who this is

[gentle steppe]

...No

[grim edge]

nah i just need u to gain my fame after i beat u 3-0

[grim edge]

REALLY? sign my beads

[graceful lintel]

Yep 1700 also don't deserve to play chess

[grim edge]

elo?

[viscid jacinth]

Like if i say simon says say L you have to say L but if i say Say L u cant say L

[rocky vale]

Nah what elo are you

[graceful lintel]

1613 ig

[worn anchor]

Im 1800 do I deserve to play chess ?

[rocky vale]

I can also play against stockfish myself if I want

[viscid jacinth]

Pwease

[rocky vale]

Rapid?

[graceful lintel]

No

[grim edge]

1v1 me

[grim edge]

im 1831 lets play a match

[grim edge]

did you ever hear about the tragedy of darth plaegius the hans

[rocky vale]

No

[worn anchor]

Why ?

[tulip lichen]

bro is def an upcoming grandmaster

[grim edge]

thats an alt

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro

[graceful lintel]

Just played a rapid game kinda stressed
Can we play tmr?

[grim edge]

my cousin plays on it

[grim edge]

cope?

What a nice landscape

[rocky vale]

I mean if that is your rapid elo

[graceful lintel]

Oh didn't get it

[viscid jacinth]

I wonder if its good

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says say L

[graceful lintel]

Yep

[grim edge]

seems ordinary

@worn anchor1v1

[rocky vale]

Let's play

[gentle steppe]

Fine

[worn anchor]

Why ?

[rocky vale]

HEHEHEHA

[tulip lichen]

yall don't know bill nye?

[grim edge]

for fun

[graceful lintel]

Sorry can't rn

[grim edge]

wtf is bill nye

[grim edge]

🤔 yea you’re right

[rocky vale]

It was a (very funny) joke

[grim edge]

@rocky valelets play

[tulip lichen]

bill nye the science guy

[rocky vale]

American stuff

[viscid jacinth]

Ok say R

[grim edge]

simon says commit a crime

[grim edge]

?????/

[rocky vale]

@grim edge Oke

[trail prism]

man playing with random people chess is funny

[grim edge]

@rocky valedm me

[rocky vale]

Give me a few minutes

[viscid jacinth]

Simon says say R

[grim edge]

@trail prismcan i add u

[rocky vale]

No you

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro you're not into early 2000s shows

[trail prism]

sure

[grim edge]

just j-walk and you’ll be fine

[worn anchor]

I stopped 1v1ing

[grim edge]

ur a fake bad gm

[viscid jacinth]

you lose gg

[gentle steppe]

R

[grim edge]

tell @trail prism to play me

[viscid jacinth]

Too long

[grim edge]

ill beat him for u easily.

[grim edge]

dude ur 400 elo noob

[gentle steppe]

Mb

[trail prism]

he aint

[viscid jacinth]

You lost

[trail prism]

he got 700

[grim edge]

ur bad

@trail prismplay me