💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

na

ill give u robux

1 robux

I'm just the best in my school

Prob 1 dollar

ye 1

[indigo badger]

ofc its a roblox player

[grim edge]

Myth101ThePro_RBLX my username on roblox

cringy username

[grim edge]

my skin

[tulip lichen]

what the hell are those pronouns @grim edge

[indigo badger]

tits/mail fr

[grim edge]

Wow add me

[tulip lichen]

bro

[grim edge]

whats ur user

My sister plays roblox

[tulip lichen]

yall play roblox and chess

[grim edge]

Myth101ThePro_RBLX

[tulip lichen]

thats crazy

[grim edge]

Overflow display

[grim edge]

1900+ me

[grim edge]

im pewdieboss1 , liquid

Ok

[grim edge]

what games do u play

[pliant orbit]

i play roblox and i can beat you blindfold

[grim edge]

i only play roblox w my cousin

cuz she asks me to, plus we talk the entire time

she made my outfit haha

[ember kettle]

Why is spell chess 4way chess 3check mode all those not on mobile app

[coral quartz]

Jesus.

[peak plank]

I only play chess

[grim edge]

he accused me of being racist

[peak plank]

I haven't played Roblox in a looong time

[coral quartz]

What is he so mad about. Timed out. It's not like the end of the world. Smh

[grim edge]

he deserves a ban

[coral quartz]

I don't make the rules

[ember kettle]

I make the rules

[peak plank]

They aren't in the server right now?

[grim edge]

timed out but still are

@sacred palm

[ember kettle]

Happy birthday to me

In 5 months

[high oasis]

lol wow. they totally seem happy and fulfilled/j

[limber fulcrum]

i like balls

[ember kettle]

I thought ur pfp was a mclaren p1 for a second

[coral quartz]

I'm not fat. What the hell?

I'm underweight tbh

[ember kettle]

Proof?

[high oasis]

actually mental

[grim edge]

I think he did it💀

[pliant orbit]

LOL

[high oasis]

its ridiculous he has to clear that allegation

[pliant orbit]

who jesus

[coral quartz]

I messed up. XD

Old habits. Sorreh

[high oasis]

i wonder why people use Jesus’ name to curse or complain. very odd. why not buddha or gandhi or stallone?

[tulip lichen]

idc if you play roblox I once had roblox in my name it's just chess and roblox aren't really alike

[tulip lichen]

yeah same

[grim edge]

I wish it would be end of world

[latent pebble]

Because they don't believe in those folk?

[tulip lichen]

and in roblox chess you're either playing martin or stockfish

and people who have a basic understanding of the game can be granted the "grandmaster" title

[grim edge]

!welcome @latent pebble

[stable jungle]

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[tulip lichen]

he joined in may...

[soft sequoia]

Is 1850 elo power good

[tulip lichen]

1850 is good

[vast gull]

Where

[tulip lichen]

but not for people in this server

[soft sequoia]

oh the bot just said i do like 1850 power

[grim edge]

Still not connected

[tulip lichen]

you mean play like a 1850 elo player?

[soft sequoia]

yes

[tulip lichen]

oh the bot lies about that

[vast gull]

Ignore jt

[soft sequoia]

damn

[tulip lichen]

you can blunder in one game and play like a 900

[ember kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[tulip lichen]

don't take it personally

[vast gull]

I got 2900 one time in bullet

[soft sequoia]

ok thanks

[high oasis]

buddha, gandhi, and stallone all historically existed, even Jesus.

[soft sequoia]

i hate bullet

i cant think fast

(I tryed playing bullet one time)

thats me on bullet

[grim edge]

rara im the dada

ill buy u escada

[soft sequoia]

le cola

[grim edge]

pepsi cola bola bola

[soft sequoia]

sprite dada cha cha

[grim edge]

i need milk goo goo gaa gaa

[ember kettle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1073790347135692880/9D655D32-46BA-4D00-AE80-808F5ACB7F50.gif

[soft sequoia]

I played 10 hours video games for a month and im bad at chess now how can i get back my old form

[grim edge]

play 10 hours of chess easy

[soft sequoia]

thanks

[grim edge]

it will fall on him

[pliant orbit]

bruh i got 94 accuracy in a 10 second bullet game

[grim edge]

dont say thanks, kiss instead

[grim edge]

he blundered a lot and it was a short game

[ember kettle]

damn

[pliant orbit]

no im too smart

[soft sequoia]

Nah bro i got 10 lbs but its not me rn because i used to workout back than

[viral fern]

Hello hoomans
Who wants to have a passionate mating session !

[grim edge]

i could beat u at chess

[pliant orbit]

lets play?

[grim edge]

rapid send link

[soft sequoia]

I hate my newself

[grim edge]

il play u and put in the grave

[pliant orbit]

https://play.chess.com/R1m2q

[soft sequoia]

I wish i could go back in time and say dont play videogame

yes

[viral fern]

Damn no one up for a nice mating session with preferably many queens

So sad

[safe saddle]

no, over 2000 is good

[soft sequoia]

i thought maybe bot is lying

[soft sequoia]

dam does bot do 2000 normally?

[safe saddle]

to me yes

normally 2200-2600

[soft sequoia]

how long you been playing chess

[viral fern]

That sounds like someone who wants that mating session ngl

[safe saddle]

2 months

[soft sequoia]

Bot said my attack power is 1850 but my real elo is 1000 but bot is lying i learned it from a gigachad guy

[latent pebble]

I'm well aware, what I'm suggesting is very different

[cloud garnet]

IS CS2 COMING OUT TOMORROW?

[soft sequoia]

Constantly?

[safe saddle]

One day a week

[latent pebble]

People know they historically existed, whether to believe in the faith is a different story

[tulip lichen]

fr

bro just boosted my ego istg

[cloud garnet]

IS CS2 COMING OUT TOMORROW?

anyone?

[pliant orbit]

@grim edge guys cole playing botez gambit

oh wqait

[grim edge]

ur lucky i was playing blindfolded

[pliant orbit]

bruhhhh

[pliant orbit]

i can give you second chance

[grim edge]

ok send

[pliant orbit]

https://play.chess.com/RCrvf

[peak plank]

Chessle 591 (Expert) X/6

⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟨🟩🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛
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https://jackli.gg/chessle how tf did I guess every move expect for the right one wtf

[soft sequoia]

My 10 year old little brother just beat me in chess 😭

[peak plank]

im so tirggered

[pliant orbit]

easy match

[trail prism]

G'day sirs and ladies

[soft sequoia]

G'Day sir

[grim edge]

i didnt know it was 10 sexonds rematch

plus im on mobile

[pliant orbit]

ani 2-0 cole

[grim edge]

rematch butcher

[trail prism]

How is this marvelous day going for you ?

[soft sequoia]

It's going great my pantoloons got a little bit of dirty.

[pliant orbit]

easy

enough

[grim edge]

bro u just cheat

[pliant orbit]

how

[grim edge]

i cant beat cheaters

[pliant orbit]

its a 10 second game 💀

[trail prism]

That is unfortunate , but the fact that it is going well is a good enough reason for you to be happy.

[grim edge]

i got distracted ur pretty

thats cheating bro

[pliant orbit]

oh yeah im so pretty and cute

[soft sequoia]

rerfqf

[trail prism]

That's one language I cannot understand.

[grim edge]

i beat u if u get a haircut

[soft sequoia]

You are probably a boy (Im not assuming your gender)

[soft sequoia]

Same blrwkqrqs

[pliant orbit]

im a girl you bully

[soft sequoia]

No me joke

[fallow delta]

Striking Vipers from black mirror type shit 😂

[trail prism]

Well I saw that coming.

[pliant orbit]

what

[tulip lichen]

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🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨
🟩🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[stable mirage]

[pliant orbit]

im the cutest chess player ever

[tulip lichen]

😭

[grim edge]

<@&745328830649991179> sexism in the chat

[pliant orbit]

bruh

[soft sequoia]

[trail prism]

Well Levy solos you.

[pliant orbit]

@stable mirage are you a king? because i want to slide my rook into you and checkmate you

[grim edge]

even i do

[tulip lichen]

they're not locking out a candidate master because of some 1200 bro

trust me

[trail prism]

Exactly young sir.

[stable mirage]

no

[pliant orbit]

wait i did the sexism?

[tulip lichen]

no

[grim edge]

no

[soft sequoia]

How can i learn my true elo power

[tulip lichen]

i'm tripping mb g

[trail prism]

By going to a in real life chess tournament

[soft sequoia]

Cant i do that with bots

[trail prism]

and seeing to what level of mastery can you beat people at chess

[trail prism]

bots are stupid sometimes

[tulip lichen]

you can't have "true elo power" bro you just get better and better

[pliant orbit]

keep playing when you see your struggling at the same elo thats ur true elo

[stable mirage]

no lol

[trail prism]

This is actually the right answer.

[grim edge]

im almost my true elo…

[soft sequoia]

Thank you guys literally like 4 people helped gigachad server 👍

[grim edge]

my true elo is 2834

:3

[tulip lichen]

someday if he doesn't die or retire magnus will reach 3800

[grim edge]

whismy my chess account got hacked

[pliant orbit]

liar ur 1200

[grim edge]

call me duck

[grim edge]

ok ducky

[trail prism]

That's a affirmation I agree with.

[grim edge]

also what happened

[glass carbon]

One must imagine sisyphus happy.

[restive storm]

Do you guys know Carl's son Magnus?

[grim edge]

one must imagine sisyphus sucki-

[grim edge]

my account is named magnuscarlsen and it got hacked by some world champion idk

[grim edge]

omg what a mfo

[trail prism]

Gentlemen how do I escape from women ?

[tulip lichen]

yeah but your brain actually slows down as you age soo if he gets too old then idk about that

[grim edge]

play chess

[soft sequoia]

Magnus draw casparov as a 13 year old kid good feat i guess

[tulip lichen]

stay with the homies ez fix

[grim edge]

still better than u

[primal shore]

Joining my colleges chess club next week

[pliant orbit]

i beat you?

[trail prism]

They are attracted to that

[primal shore]

hopefully will give me more time to play

[grim edge]

chess is for people who don't pull

[grim edge]

yeah but that was me playing blindfolded

[glass carbon]

One must imagine sisyphus happy

[trail prism]

they invade the homie space

[tulip lichen]

cole 1v1 now pls

[grim edge]

hmm sure

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro they stealin the homies from you😔

[grim edge]

send me a link and i shall show u how loss feels like

only people who play chess and pull are tiled players

[soft sequoia]

Get analytical iq to plan how are you gonna talk with the girl

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro

[trail prism]

There are two girls in my class who won't understand I ain't love them.

[glass carbon]

Nothing ever ever lasts for ever.

[primal shore]

Who said anything about women 🗿

[trail prism]

But they won't listen and are trying over and over again

[soft sequoia]

Even better!

[grim edge]

@pliant orbit u can be beat me when im blindfolded, ill agree on that

[grim edge]

hi lucy

chat how2pull

[primal shore]

cole ily

[grim edge]

u have me

lucy back off cole is my wife

[grim edge]

love u too

[tulip lichen]

https://play.chess.com/pVyGU

[glass carbon]

Past lives couldnt ever hold me

[soft sequoia]

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

[trail prism]

Gentlemen and ladies , do you all enjoy chemistry ?

[primal shore]

Oki speaking English is fecking up my singing in not English gtg

[wheat falcon]

huh

[glass carbon]

You know. One day you will die and you will lose all feelings, you wont be sad nor happy because you wont have a brain

[soft sequoia]

I would play 24/7 chess if i had this

[rocky vale]

@primal shore You???

[obtuse needle]

Lmfao

[stable mirage]

How is that related

[soft sequoia]

Its better than a regular chess board and most of them.

[trail prism]

Tomorrow I will go to rehearsals for the school choir because we have a concert in a month

[stable mirage]

bruh

[soft sequoia]

Are you a campfire? Because you make my heart sizzle and crackle with excitement.

ohhh

[trail prism]

Thank you for your service young sir.

[tulip lichen]

gg @grim edge

now think of an excuse

[grim edge]

gg

[grim edge]

u played superrrr well

[tulip lichen]

yes

[soft sequoia]

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

[grim edge]

yea

[tulip lichen]

yeah i was kinda scared lol

but when you blundered I got excited and started premoving

[grim edge]

foreall

[versed pasture]

what is the name of this game?

[soft sequoia]

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.

-Chemical rizz

[alpine creek]

I don't like general

[tulip lichen]

@peak planktell him pls

[trail prism]

Well sirs and ladies , the time for me to go offline has come.
See you all tomorrow.

[peak plank]

Why are you trying the basic one

[obtuse needle]

you’re so romantic let me buy you a necklace with my initials on it so everyone knows who’se throat it is ☺️

[peak plank]

@stable mirage I'm so pissed

[tulip lichen]

i'm not exactly a good chess player when we talk about openings

[glass carbon]

❌

[tulip lichen]

what accuracy did I get

I think that is one of my best games

[glass carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/police-when-they-find-about-the-black-sea-gif-23063287

[peak plank]

@versed pasture it's called chessle

[stable mirage]

skill issue for not doing optimal guessing

[trail prism]

Fun fact it is actually not black.

[stable mirage]

oh wait expert?

[soft sequoia]

Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile.

[stable mirage]

nvm nvm

[restive storm]

I always fail in chessle because I suck at openings I don't play

[stable mirage]

expert for those games is kinda dumb

[peak plank]

😦

[pliant orbit]

@stable mirage we never played before yk what i mean?

[obtuse needle]

“when she responds to your strategic posted memes 😈👹”

[stable mirage]

please seek therapy

[peak plank]

I was close and I considered that move for a long time but it always just seems stupid

[pliant orbit]

i just want to play

[grim edge]

legit

[glass carbon]

[tulip lichen]

cole has a lose streak of 5 keep it up my friend @grim edge

[pliant orbit]

i beat cole

[grim edge]

who wants to make it 6

[obtuse needle]

i lost 5 or 8 times in a row the other night

[obtuse needle]

i just pretended like it never happened 🤣

[tulip lichen]

3 am chess is weird

[pliant orbit]

if you lose 3 times in a row just stop and have a rest

[grim edge]

i was playing blindfoldly

[obtuse needle]

lmfao!

[pliant orbit]

no you bad

[tulip lichen]

it means your brain is overworked or tired

[grim edge]

we both know who wins when i play seriously

[tulip lichen]

oh ok

[pliant orbit]

we only played once and i win

[tulip lichen]

watch bro lose

again

[soft sequoia]

what is blunder?

[grim edge]

lets play a blitz again

[pliant orbit]

very very bad mistake loses you the position

[tulip lichen]

a bad move that makes you lose material

[soft sequoia]

oh

[grim edge]

u can make it rated @tulip lichen

[tulip lichen]

no bro

you're gonna play seriously in rated

[pliant orbit]

cole is afraid he tries to play with low elo players

[grim edge]

ok u send

[tulip lichen]

i'm 800 rapid bro

[pliant orbit]

sure

everyone here should watch how you lose

[grim edge]

im 1200 rapid

[tulip lichen]

400 elo difference

[grim edge]

ok make it rapid

[soft sequoia]

yes

[pliant orbit]

https://play.chess.com/94ZVd

[grim edge]

wait im turning on my pc

[pliant orbit]

bruuh

[grim edge]

im gonna play serioudly

[pliant orbit]

idc

[grim edge]

mouse is what makes me win

[grim edge]

sned again

[pliant orbit]

https://play.chess.com/94ZVd

watch our game

[soft sequoia]

someones keep scholar mating me and i dont know how to make him not do that

[pastel drift]

why dont I sac pieces

[stable mirage]

would be easier with a lichess link

[tulip lichen]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/89492427779

[stable mirage]

would be easier if I wasn’t on a phone

[soft sequoia]

Who plays roblox here?

[stable mirage]

you

[soft sequoia]

How did you know

[stable mirage]

I’m a genius

[soft sequoia]

yes

[pliant orbit]

botez gambittt

[tulip lichen]

cm ani cole and cocoiskool

[grim edge]

I SAID RAPID

[soft sequoia]

yay

[pliant orbit]

cole loves botez gambit

he hang his queen again

[grim edge]

:3

[soft sequoia]

Is my english is like an elementary school kid?

[grim edge]

RAPID

[obtuse needle]

is Alexandra Botez in this server?

[versed pasture]

🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨
🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩
;-;

[pliant orbit]

its boring

[grim edge]

scared

[pliant orbit]

bruh

[grim edge]

accept

fr

[soft sequoia]

If you play roblox you are a gigachad

[grim edge]

ion even play blitz

[pliant orbit]

i do

[soft sequoia]

W 🗿

[grim edge]

so u admit ur scared

[soft sequoia]

cole do you play roblox

[grim edge]

once a month w my cousin thats ir

[soft sequoia]

i play it every day for 4 hours

[grim edge]

look what my cousin made me

[pliant orbit]

cole shut up bro you lose every match

[soft sequoia]

damn

[grim edge]

play me a rapid game and ill show u real cole

[toxic lintel]

😭

Show her the real Cole

[grim edge]

real cole is astronomical

phenomenal

[trail prism]

can someone rate a game for me ? I already analysed the game but i want another persons opinion on it

[soft sequoia]

I cant show my avatar

cuz i cant sent picture

[spice pivot]

guys i gotta ask a doubt pls

where can i post an image

[toxic lintel]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[toxic lintel]

^

Connect😎

[spice pivot]

thanksaksaks

[soft sequoia]

Who wanna see my roblox avatar 🔥

[white sorrel]

average 1400 game

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

chat is 3/2in a lot

[grim edge]

guess mine

8

[grim edge]

minus 1.2

[boreal coyote]

pineapple apple pen

great minds think alike

[grim edge]

wsg gay man

[grim edge]

wsg lessons man

[grim edge]

ive got lessons frfr

🔥

alright i guess im going no contact with my mom

[grim edge]

wsg

such a shame. she was a good person

[grim edge]

edgy ahh mfo

[grim edge]

his mom

[grim edge]

for the right reasons

is your dad dyuck

what

my dad is drake my mom is hen

btw search "drake meaning"

no

do it i dare u

gimme ten robux then i’ll think about it

[grim edge]

male men

male duck*

[grim edge]

ohh

[grim edge]

what am i then

a human X duckling

[trail prism]

anyone willing to play a match of chess ?

[trail prism]

I see so a oponent duck has rised from the south

[grim edge]

Whoever have drawn that

They are stupid because it is ant pass en, not en pass ant

[stable mirage]

the N passed the ant

[peak plank]

the N did pass ant though

[grim edge]

:3

[grim edge]

Is anyways worse than en croissant

[stable mirage]

🥐

[bright prairie]

[grim edge]

Why the phoque is that gif banned

[trail prism]

whut gif

[trail prism]

oh the link contsains a swear

so it gets blocked

[grim edge]

Tom Cardy croissant emoji

Mods, fix that.

[trail prism]

cannot

[grim edge]

this looks horribly racist

[opaque cape]

i can confirm

[grim edge]

what does N even mean

[trail prism]

it would allow anyone to say the swear

[grim edge]

OH

I just realised

[grim edge]

i love that song

They accidentally drew the N on the black side

[grim edge]

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/mutt-clump-skull-gif-25258416

[grim edge]

My old pfp was from there actually

W

[spark cove]

Nah man it's a simple meme don't stirr things up for no reason

[grim edge]

CAR

[bright prairie]

Pls

Someone can do the last game review

[grim edge]

Looks like a plane to me

[nova verge]

CAT 🐈

[bright prairie]

My last game

[round ledge]

rahhhhhhhh

[bright prairie]

I played like morphy

[grim edge]

Murphy?

That guy from Peaky Blunders?

[bright prairie]

Paul morphy

The chess genius

The romantic style

[normal hatch]

Morphine

[round ledge]

LMAO

[grim edge]

Are you completely French?..

[round ledge]

Is this real or photoshop

[toxic lintel]

This was so funny

[grim edge]

Ofc it is

[bright prairie]

Who can do a game review plz

[grim edge]

Ask ChatGPT

[stable mirage]

ask lichess

[grim edge]

It can

[bright prairie]

No

[stable mirage]

why not

[bright prairie]

Tf he can't play chess

[bright prairie]

I need to see the accuracy to boost my ego

[grim edge]

Make sure to magnet the pieces to the board to prevent them from flying

[stable mirage]

lichess shows accuracy

[grim edge]

And it works fine

[round ledge]

Bing

[bright prairie]

Also the elo i played

[grim edge]

u mentioned me?

[stable mirage]

bruh

[bright prairie]

Yeah they have safe search

[stable mirage]

omg ily

[grim edge]

I JUST REALISED

[grim edge]

love u too my fellow user

BING

[bright prairie]

Bing chilling

[neon musk]

I'm so good at this game

[vast nebula]

Bro bro, make the analysis depth deeper dawg

[peak plank]

check if sandbagger

[grim edge]

Please donate, we are low on budget

[stable mirage]

it’s deep enough

[vast nebula]

I wanna deeper

[neon musk]

It was unrated

[stable mirage]

pretty sure it’s deeper than cc review

[bright prairie]

Sus

[neon musk]

How is it even possible to resign before playing any moves?

[grim edge]

dlete ur ?? and otll be funnier

[stable mirage]

good question

[grim edge]

if they aborted too many games

@Anus_84, how have you come up with the name

[grim edge]

u get a limited amount of aborts per day

[vast nebula]

stockfish on lichess server analysis is around 10-15depth

[grim edge]

that’s way more magical

[bright prairie]

It's anis84

[grim edge]

why?

[bright prairie]

Pls can you do a game review

[vast nebula]

Why yo ass do that to me

[grim edge]

I can ping you with @Anus_84 tho

[grim edge]

@Anus_84

[bright prairie]

Blud chill

[grim edge]

See, it works

[bright prairie]

Kayden help mee

[peak plank]

not even brilliant

[bright prairie]

Yeah uwu I'm a girl i need a game review

[grim edge]

yeah stockfish go brr

[vast nebula]

Omaaa gad, sucrifice!!!

[grim edge]

It's captain. Captain Blud.

https://tenor.com/view/my-hands-are-clean-in-this-johnny-depp-captain-jack-sparrow-at-worlds-end-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-15441037

[bright prairie]

Jack

[mint vector]

Jack 👍

[vast nebula]

Mini jack :D

[grim edge]

U bein' sexist rn

Anyways

[bright prairie]

Can i dm u

[grim edge]

Two days ago I said that Queen's Gambit is a good one here

Right in this channel

[bright prairie]

OK I'll dm you

[grim edge]

And I want to apologize for that.

[rigid elm]

Bentellect be like:

Gets a random unfunny joke from the internet:

“Imagine a food tasting soo good that you ate your poop next time you went to the toilet”

Hahaha elite!

[grim edge]

It was a good one before the last 20 minutes of the seventh episode.

Then it went to complete garbage

[bright prairie]

I'm stockfish

[peak plank]

76

[halcyon holly]

I'm bac

[bright prairie]

We should probably play @halcyon holly

[halcyon holly]

Why ;-;

[tacit summit]

#❓〡server-faq

[bright prairie]

We have same elo

[echo kestrel]

Wild position

[halcyon holly]

Sure

[grim edge]

bros warming up

[grim edge]

TWO BRILLIANTS

[peak plank]

but the game was just that bad

[grim edge]

f5

[upbeat viper]

eh pix

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 1954 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

soon full 2k

[halcyon holly]

Wouldn't Re8 be better

[peak plank]

not 2k FIDE though

[peak plank]

Legit the worse move possible ( also the best move)

[upbeat viper]

eeeeh let me some time

I'll get there eventually

[radiant frost]

I lost this game by time out 😭

[peak plank]

tbh you just resgin there

[peak plank]

bulet?

[radiant frost]

No rapid

[peak plank]

id be titled before you do

[upbeat viper]

are you sure about that ?

👀

[radiant frost]

1 sec was left on clock and I moved the queen but it didn't resister

[peak plank]

Yes

[hoary drift]

hi

[upbeat viper]

we'll see

[peak plank]

I havent gotten elo in the span of a whole year but ill get there

Im already 600 elo higher rated than you OTB

[daring oyster]

w progress i havent gotten elo since chess was invented

[radiant frost]

I am very annoyed chesss.com

[hoary drift]

why cant i speak in vc

[halcyon holly]

Is it cus your not connected

[radiant frost]

Yes

[peak plank]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

@hoary drift With the trusted role you can: 1. Stream in voice channels 2. Send images and files 3. Embed links and use GIFS | How to get this role: 1. Have a discord account that is at least 14 days old 2. Link your Discord to Chess.com (use /connect) 3. Be a server member for 7 days 4. Talk in the server on 5 different days | Tip: You can keep track of which of these prerequisites you have and which you still need to get by using the command /trust in any text channel! | Check out more info here: #🔖〡roles message

[peak plank]

You need to connect

[halcyon holly]

I can't wait to be trusted

[carmine dock]

hi

[bright prairie]

Hii oui oui baguette @upbeat viper

[grim edge]

Hi

[hoary drift]

oh nice

[bright prairie]

What's nice

[hoary drift]

i even got a 2200 rating thingy

[bright prairie]

New here?

(discord not chess)

[upbeat viper]

yhi

hi

[halcyon carbon]

I know who is the GM elefante38!

[carmine dock]

how do i attach my chess.com account

[halcyon carbon]

use the command /connect

[bright prairie]

How's your day

[upbeat viper]

gud gud

[worn ice]

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Connect Account

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[upbeat viper]

@carmine dock

click on that and follow #👾〡bot-guide

[lament jacinth]

Yeah do that

Good job bast

[stable mirage]

sigh

uwu

[restive storm]

Bro think he's tigran L petrosian

[coral hatch]

I had a chance to play a 30 minutes games with a master chess player of rating is 1500. He shredded me to pieces within a few minutes. There was just no way that I could win against him. Mad skills.

I will never ever play against such high ranking players again. I almost died. His game was unbelievable.

[restive storm]

if only 1500 rated players are masters

[coral hatch]

Mind blowing game. I felt like a little kid that is being bullied beyond anything. I just wanted to cry and run away. At last, I resigned because I couldn't take it anymore.

It was brutal and savage.

[restive storm]

Send the game here

[coral hatch]

It's on my mobile and I'm too lazy to retrieve it. Sorry.

What will you do with it?

[restive storm]

I want to see how good he played

[acoustic ferry]

So is Hikaru better than Magnus now?

[coral hatch]

If that guy plays like that, I wonder how Pragg and Carlsen play their game. I wouldn't dare to stand in front of them.

[lament jacinth]

Calling a 1500 a master is quite the funniest thing I've ever heard

[lofty jasper]

Finally 4 digits on my chess rating

[lament jacinth]

A master)

[coral hatch]

I'm not sure, whether that 1500 rating means anything. His profile shows that he did lose to many other players who are even tougher than him. Maybe because that's why his rating didn't increase much.

You know, I've seen some people here who will not play with high rating player because that will hurt their rating. I think, it's kind of childish and stupid to not play with high rating players because then you'll never learn anything.

[soft sequoia]

hi

[coral hatch]

Just trying to inflate their ego with their stupid rating.

[soft sequoia]

Who love roblox

[crisp notch]

#💬〡improvement-talk

[boreal cosmos]

Sup

[stable mirage]

best way to grind rapid to 2300

[coral hatch]

I'm still suffering from PTSD symptoms after that game. I will not be able to forget it.

That rating means shit. Play to learn the game.

[boreal cosmos]

1500 is nowhere near compared to a master lol

[restive storm]

Someone help me find a 3000 rated player to play against so I can learn something

[coral hatch]

Today is Google's 25th birthday.

[boreal cosmos]

They wouldnt

[restive storm]

2900 rated

[boreal cosmos]

#1040028251965358121 message

[restive storm]

2800

[coral hatch]

@restive stormWhy don't you play against advanced chess AI bot to learn something.

[grim edge]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/509/741/3d8.jpg

[coral hatch]

They are better than any player with a rating of 10000.

[restive storm]

I don't usually take those games seriously💀

[coral hatch]

Why not?

[arctic belfry]

I think I’d hit 100 ELO today if I tried to play chess without a nap… Long chaotic shift on 3 hours of sleep… Kinda curious to see how fast I can hit rock bottom.

[restive storm]

idk lol

[coral hatch]

What's ELO?

[restive storm]

If you didn't realize I was joking

[analog mountain]

Since I am loser 900ish and recently lost 2 family members (8 days ago), I am wondering whether or not my life has any meaning,for that reason,I'm writing so my friends or people I have added in cc knows that I might even be worse than ever while trying to play and I may actually put an end to everything this year,as I lack will to live.Bear in mind I'm trying,but it's too much pain

[bright prairie]

I'm good at conversations

[coral hatch]

Because you fear of to lose. Don't fear losing, my friend. Learn.

[frigid skiff]

markus did u go to college

[boreal cosmos]

I did

[restive storm]

Good

[bright prairie]

Hi markus

[boreal cosmos]

Hi

[short mirage]

Hi

[restive storm]

Dont worry I just play random rated it's fine

[coral hatch]

@boreal cosmosYou're a chess teacher. That's pretty cool.

[boreal cosmos]

Yup

[bright prairie]

Watch this i played like morphy

[coral hatch]

Give me some great tips that will ensure my win every time, please.

Markus.

[bright prairie]

Bro there isn't a secret to win every time

You can't win every time you need practice to get better

[coral hatch]

Of course, there isn't any secret formula. I'm just looking for some hidden gems.

[peak plank]

75% accuracy*

[coral hatch]

I'm pretty slow at chess. I only play like 30 minutes for both sides game.

Take a lot of time to think, for I'm a beginner.

[lament jacinth]

Sacrifice your peices in bullet when your opponent has 20 seconds left, they get confused and stare at the board for about 7 seconds figuring out why you did that

[grim edge]

:3

[tulip lichen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1014364989940834374/1136443007231610970/petpet.gif

[bright prairie]

Yep but I have 85+ accuracy sometimes

[coral hatch]

Bullet and blitz games are useless and pointless.

[grim edge]

wrong, they're fun

[strange island]

black to move and win material

[coral hatch]

They're for Pokemon players.

Real men play rapid games.

[bright prairie]

They can't

[tulip lichen]

bullet isn't even chess it's just making the first move you see

[strange island]

there is a move

[bright prairie]

Knight take knight

[grim edge]

im not a man so i can play bullet all i want, suck it

[bitter yoke]

what's up guys

[tulip lichen]

blitz is when you don't have time to waste 20 minutes of your life on a game

[grim edge]

its crazy how u can get anyone banned from instagram so easily 💀

[bright prairie]

Bishop take knight queen take bishop bishop to h 7 discovered check @strange island

[strange island]

correct

[tulip lichen]

@grim edge I had a brilliant move

[strange island]

so how do you win material

[bright prairie]

And win the queen

[tulip lichen]

in our game

[grim edge]

conrgats

[tulip lichen]

damn ig i'm stockfish 17 then

[strange island]

knight take knight bishop take knight and bishop c6

[tulip lichen]

fr

[strange island]

can’t defend mate without losing material

[coral hatch]

Since you people are so good at chess, the next time, I'll play with one of you whoever is available at the time.

[strange island]

who said we’re good at chess

[normal hatch]

Just trade all down

[tulip lichen]

@peak plank destroy his ego please pixel

[normal hatch]

THe queen aint hanging

[bright prairie]

@strange island

[silver trellis]

Wait did Ian or Carlsen win?

[strange island]

yup

black is up for cuz u have bishop c 6 after knight takes knight

came up in my game thought it was interesting

[bright prairie]

Oh yeah

[tulip lichen]

then why do you have a blitz rating bro

[bright prairie]

You're right.

[tulip lichen]

your blitz rating is higher than your rapid

[coral hatch]

@tulip lichenThat's because I never play blitz. It's just that it never changed because I never played a game. I only play rapid 30 minutes.

[tulip lichen]

your blitz rating is higher than your rapid wym "I never play blitz"

[bright prairie]

How did you get 1200 and tilted to 300

[peak plank]

nah not feeling it

[tulip lichen]

his peak was 1200

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro

[bright prairie]

Yeah how

[tulip lichen]

bro got martin to play on his account for a day

[bright prairie]

My little sister can do better tbh

[tulip lichen]

my little sister got a 7% accuracy

in the last game we played

[bright prairie]

You destroyed here

I guess

[tulip lichen]

no

she just made horrible blunders

[bright prairie]

No need to say that

You just said 7%accuracy

[tulip lichen]

she was like 9 at the time

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-got-lumbago-gif-24619372

[bright prairie]

So like a cat playing

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

my cat has 90% accuracy

[tulip lichen]

mittens

[tulip lichen]

bro was trying to play

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1086601861999644744/1138822440299012096/ezgif-2-609f899154.gif

this isn't my cat but it has 95% accuracy

[covert cosmos]

.

[bright prairie]

Hiii Kirby

[covert cosmos]

hi

[grim edge]

omg kirby the world destroyer

[covert cosmos]

nom

[grim edge]

may i be spared from my demise

[covert cosmos]

no

everything will be destroyed

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gifs-good-moring-kirby-mario-gif-25816633

[covert cosmos]

thats my video :(** **

[bright prairie]

Our video :communistemoji

Oh yeah i don't have nitro 😦

[covert cosmos]

ok

[grim edge]

KIRBYYYYYYY

[bright prairie]

Bro is happier when he see Kirby than me

[grim edge]

POYO POYO

[covert cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

I am sorry anis kirby is my childhood

[grim edge]

Been working with the shit i sent you?

[bright prairie]

He isn't Kirby he isn't him. He's just a Kirby fan like us

[grim edge]

He has a kirby pfp tho

[bright prairie]

My isn't working

[grim edge]

It must be true

[grim edge]

Hm dms

[covert cosmos]

kirby awesome

[bright prairie]

Pc*

My pc isn't working

[bright prairie]

Juste like me

[covert cosmos]

yes

[bright prairie]

I played 4 brillants Moves today

[glass nymph]

Nice

[bright prairie]

2 in a row

[bright prairie]

What's his accuracy

😱 Accuracy

[grim edge]

I’m done.

[glass nymph]

profile mosthonestman

[bright prairie]

What

[grim edge]

Ok can someone tell me why the hell I lost OVER 400 ELO IN TWO Weeks

[coral hatch]

Avelinocapablanca is the name of the guy on chess.com that played a mindbogling game.

Look him up, if you can find him.

[last verge]

you're 1200 💀

[grim edge]

I’m lower than that now

[last verge]

🗿

[grim edge]

WHAT THE F IS THIS-

[glass nymph]

I stopped playing online chess for two months and gained +200elo fide

[covert cosmos]

f

[grim edge]

LIKE I GO FROM 1200 TO 1600 IN ONE WEEK AND THEN I GET SENT BACK TO 1100

[last verge]

that's probably it

[grim edge]

WHAT IS THIS

[bright prairie]

Bro that tilt

[peak plank]

@last verge Idk if its better to habe a crap blindfold account or a fake 2200 one

[bright prairie]

I would probably stopped chess I'm not mentally strong enough

[glass nymph]

online chess

[grim edge]

I’m very tilted rn.

[last verge]

real 2200

[grim edge]

I’ve been on -100 elo streaks before but LOSING OVER 400 ?!?!?!!

[peak plank]

i mean as an alt

[bright prairie]

just concentrate on becoming a better chess player, and your rating will follow. It will run after you and not allow you to go ahead alone

[last verge]

[grim edge]

I feel like I’ve gotten worse

[last verge]

probably because you randomly gained a few hundred in a short time so you fall back down to your normal skill level

[bright prairie]

You certainly play passively

Or too aggressively

When you are tilted

[covert cosmos]

woo

[grim edge]

I play king’s gambit as white a lot of time, usually sicilian as black

So I generally like playing aggressive

[bright prairie]

Kings gambit isn't that good

[last verge]

king's gambit can get pretty saucy

[grim edge]

honkkkk mimimimimi

[bright prairie]

Fr

[grim edge]

I know but I mean I don’t feel like playing the same opening for like 500 games

[halcyon holly]

I only know 1 opening well
Too much for my mind

[covert cosmos]

thoughts on coffee

[halcyon holly]

Tea is better

[grim edge]

screw this I’m just going to start spamming king moves in bullets

[radiant frost]

Chai better

[halcyon holly]

;-;

[radiant frost]

True

[radiant frost]

You got recipe for tea from asia

[tulip kite]

🫃

[tulip kite]

rice, cornstarch, honey, and water

[last verge]

benoni defense

[radiant frost]

No

[radiant frost]

Play chai defense, it is better

[radiant frost]

All the spices

[covert cosmos]

no

[radiant frost]

Yes

Through silk route spices were traded from asia to Europe

[radiant frost]

Opium

[thorn meadow]

Hey! how is everyone doing? 🙂

[radiant frost]

Just as good as you are doing

I am literally nocturnal.

[thorn meadow]

Well i'm doing great, so i hope you too :)

[thorn meadow]

Oh lmao

[radiant frost]

It's 3 am right now

[thorn meadow]

You should go get some healthy sleep at this point

Do you have school tomorrow?

[radiant frost]

Yes

[tulip kite]

hes beyond the point of redemtion

[fallen wadi]

These the type of people to say their tired and they don’t know why

[radiant frost]

I do this everyday

[grim edge]

is my computer gone i downloaded this

[thorn meadow]

Lmao 😭

Well if he has to wake up at around 6 then it's atleast 3 hours of sleep

better then walking to school half dead

[tulip kite]

waking up after a 3 hour nap is worse than just waiting it out

[radiant frost]

Classes starts at 8 and school isliterally 3 minutes walking distance away.

[thorn meadow]

at 8?

[radiant frost]

Yes

[thorn meadow]

Bro let's swtich schools fr

[radiant frost]

You wouldn't want to

[fallen wadi]

This guy talking about his sleep but is still up

[radiant frost]

It is not what you expect

[thorn meadow]

school starting at 8 is enough for my dead ass to think it's worth it

[covert cosmos]

.

[tulip kite]

pass me the titans goblet 🫃🪬

[uncut nexus]

Someone play?

[pliant orbit]

hi uwu who wants to play anime gurl 👉 👈

[tulip kite]

me

[radiant frost]

Well it's not exactly a school

[thorn meadow]

[covert cosmos]

no

[pliant orbit]

[fallen wadi]

500 noob.

[covert cosmos]

real

[thorn meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/giorno-giorno-giovanna-gold-experience-gold-experience-requiem-korega-requiem-gif-26600199

no gif perms

[fallen wadi]

Imagine being 1400

[covert cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darius (sakraellunaluceat)

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Name: Darius (sakraellunaluceat)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1416 (1421 peak)
Blitz: 1645 (peak)
Bullet: 1810 (peak)

[fallen wadi]

Bros only 1400 imagine

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darius (sakraellunaluceat)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Darius (sakraellunaluceat)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1416 (1421 peak)
Blitz: 1645 (peak)
Bullet: 1810 (peak)

[tulip kite]

hey we only spread kindness!

your ruining the INDUSTRY!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darius (sakraellunaluceat)

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Darius (sakraellunaluceat)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1416 (1421 peak)
Blitz: 1645 (peak)
Bullet: 1810 (peak)

[fallen wadi]

How are 1600 in blitz but not rapid💀

[thorn meadow]

why didn't it let me write

it just kept doing the command 💀

[thorn meadow]

I play more blitz

[normal hatch]

Johan Activity

[thorn meadow]

Lmaoo

[thorn meadow]

true

[covert cosmos]

wa

[grim edge]

hey

[radiant frost]

Math:
What's the solution
X² + Y² = 25

[covert cosmos]

4 and 3

[radiant frost]

Smallest solution

[radiant frost]

Wrong

[covert cosmos]

what

[grim edge]

idk why but id square both sides

[radiant frost]

-4 and -3

[covert cosmos]

💀

[grim edge]

i should both

[radiant frost]

I asked for smallest integral solution

[grim edge]

minus or plus, same thing when its under square

[radiant frost]

-4 and -3 is clearly smaller than 4 and 3

[grim edge]

ask more

[limpid crystal]

hi, im 1250 Elo and i hate playing against d4,c4, it gives me a very positional play where as a 1250 im just bad at it, and i lose most of the games i play against d4, What Defenses repertoire would you guys recommend me to start playing against d4

[covert cosmos]

ke7

[limpid crystal]

Ive been thinking about kings indian defense, Benoni or Modern defense

[grim edge]

kings indian defense

[limpid crystal]

why?

[grim edge]

only thing i know for d4

[tranquil otter]

how do i increase my elo 🤔

[radiant frost]

If (a²+b²) is divisible by (ab+1) then prove that (a²+b²)/(ab+1) is a perfect square

@grim edge

[limpid crystal]

im kinda relieved when i play against someone that plays d4 but then Bishop f4 lol

[grim edge]

these r fake math questions

[radiant frost]

Actual question

It is solvable

[grim edge]

these r the type of questions, you learn the last day for the exam

cuz theyre not important

[lament jacinth]

What are you trying to find? X or Y

[radiant frost]

Nope your school exam will never dare to ask this question

[grim edge]

but yeha this

[radiant frost]

Well you can plot a graph because solutions are infinite

[grim edge]

write a2 plus b2 as aplusb whole square-2ab

how old are you

and then easily solve it

[covert cosmos]

no

[radiant frost]

Correct congratulations

[grim edge]

then mulipty rationalize it

i mean mulitpy it with a conjucate

[radiant frost]

You will never reach to proof if you do it this way

[grim edge]

ab-1/ab-1

[covert cosmos]

this chat is crazy

[grim edge]

i will dont doubt it

[grim edge]

should i acc try and fet a apper and apen

[radiant frost]

Nope never. I dare you to solve it. You can take one year and you still won't be able to solve it

Ok

[radiant frost]

Lol

[frigid skiff]

bro is definitely failing AP world history

[covert cosmos]

l

[jovial vector]

Bored of chess minecraft till I'm unbored👍

[ember kettle]

They both are weird so that makes them congruent

Dead chat bye bye

[covert cosmos]

yes

[grim edge]

i give up

this is not real math

[radiant frost]

You can't prove it just accept it

[grim edge]

this is real math

this math i love

[jovial vector]

I know like 12x12 on a good day ngl

[covert cosmos]

no

[radiant frost]

That is just simple trigonometry

[grim edge]

yea

[ember kettle]

I hate this so much

Ap math trauma

[covert cosmos]

yes

[radiant frost]

Oops

[bright prairie]

What

[jovial vector]

Minecraft

[covert cosmos]

yes

[radiant frost]

My god why is that giant cat trampling on the man

[grim edge]

i like this question w all my heart

part of the answer

@grim edge look at this one

[covert cosmos]

is this a math server

[radiant frost]

Bruh this is just kids level trigonometry

[tulip lichen]

bro likes doing math

[grim edge]

how old r u

[radiant frost]

I mean

18