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Wow we have a mutual friend
shool hard
we even have dms
oh the mutual friend we have, i have rizzly dms w her 😭
what good free gift can i do to an online friend
I don’t wanna study but it’s not that boring I can do it but I’m just procrastinating not that level of procrastination I did for today’s exam earlier but still
Wow
maybe a letter or a game item
Money
what good free gift can i do to an online friend
Money😎
Gg
Gg
Magnus or Hikaru who you guys like more
@little elm ggs gtg
ggs
true
Hikaru because he’s streaming regurlaly
Magnus have talent, hikaru have hard work, like messi and ronaldo
hello
bro this new mod cres didnt talk for 3 days i knew she will be inactive
to incentive people who think they will have no chacne to make top 5 to play.
It's much less than that.
👍🏼
who cares about them
Ya he live everyday for hours
imagine caring for who gets mod
make low rating prize or something
what a sad life
we need low rated to beat
- Open to more sandbaggers
not like they haven’t done that before
top 5 is easy imo
@white sorrel get a life, touch some grass
Yea Venom what a sad life😈
there are even FIDE sandbaggers bro
these are words of wisdom and you should listen to them
they have offered 250 for rating prizes before
When 30 people are playing, yes
$
💀
What kind of bug?
ew furry
i can show in dms or a channel if you want
nah allow it
perfect timing
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bro
i'll owo you until you DIE <3
I'm good, i can't do anything about it
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Bullet: 475 (576 peak)
my rating couldn't get more annoying
huh
oh shiver me timbers
smh
what a furry typa threat lmao
ikr
Yea
i'll paw at you until you pass out
😱
paw is a verb btw i learnt that shamingly shortly ago
what about the opening my torso and eating me alive like real carnivores part
paw me
or i'll just wag my tail in front of your face suffocating you
being a furry
there's no less than 5 seconds to breathe
nuh uh
down bad
that’s the best way to die
i'll bark at you until your eardrums explode and you die of bleeding
i'm confused what are you exactly
feels or scrapes you with a paw or hoof.
roleplaying wowie
im an omni-furry
!!!
i just searched paw verb definition
wuh?
I love the black Friday deals😍
🐾
arf arf
song slaps
I wish I could have beaten my grandpa before he died 
yall
RIP
can someone check best games channel and look at move 24-26
ngl he might have been stronger than my current strength
1383 peak wow
congrats!!! what was your goal?
im guessing 1383 rapid
same
was their goal
ew rapid
1500 I was 900 at the start of the year
nice
💀
that's impressive! you worked hard!
bro that is bugged im 1502 rn
lmfao
do /profile
damn
1500 is impressive
i got 1 elo and my pfp is
chat imma go do something never before done in a chess server. shower
whatsup ppl
old
bye
hi
indeed
now beat antonio for me mane he been torturing me
aight
bye chat
i have 1 account only
BAST
OwO
hi question.
it is but i aint 1384
yeah ?
ask
hmm weird
I REACHED MY GOAL
don't ask to ask just ask
the bot is buggin
wheres everyone that frequented this server
welcome back Mestrado btw
my goal is 1800 before year ends, doable?
you've been asleep for so long
oh
Now it’s just furries
The world will be sad when Magnus die
nah i was banned 
I know
Hey
can someone tell me if a pawn disappearing is normal
what goal
can you demonstrate
if it gets captured yes
I showered yesterday????
you most likely mean en passant tho
Im still here 🙂
if have the game in best games
no u didn't liar
yeah I'm one of the clean people in this server
lots of things, i probably have over 2 months of timeouts, i've been locked out twice, and then i got banned 
i didnt see you in chat hi
no not captured just gone
family reunion like I told you everyone has to shower🤷
show us
it isn't politics it's just a drawing i did yesterday
it's in #🏆〡best-games move 24-26
crazy man whatd u do?
they put me in a room
well he aint dying right now that's for sure..
it's called en passant
anybody's looking for a training partner?
it's a special pawn move
he's like 35
dawg i think just mentioning it could get me timeouted 
a what
Ya but he Will one day
let's just leave it at that :3
didn't hikaru say 45?
AHAHAHA
explain
Ok ur trolling?
im 500
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watch this
2100+s
en passant isn't that hard to understand bro
Yeah but nrn

hmu when you're interested. I'm 2400+
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woops
Should I be?
ban bast for spamming
hi
didn't know it was a thing
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Ban mast from being the the leaft cult
👀
They literally give you an info thing next to the move
I thought queen buff was more recent?
but it wasn't my move?
or am I dumb
I'll connect it with the streaming acc then
idk don’t trust that
nice
it would show next to their move too
what's better to practice on casual 10 min game or 3 min game
im half convinced 200's arent real
15|10
oké
💯 thx
uknown
what about above 2200
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they are.
nah i dont connect anything with discord.
The day we lose Magnus is a bad day for humanity
safety reasons ofc
good morning habibi
1500 elo
use a certain opening
@tulip lichen
watch Anna Crammling on youtube, she’s a good teacher
gg
I guess I am connected now
no dont
it was my yearly goal
why not lol
Alright, so again, anybody's looking for a training partner? 2100s and above?
broo how do you have that rare name
Najdorf Sicilian
Hey! how is everyone doing? 🙂
thanks bro
yes
no problem
Doing good, hru?
Doing great! Having lunch soon and reading some fun articles, hoping your day is going well ☺️
is premium really necessary?
Given your rating, I would strictly advise you to play e4 openings
I'm glad, i'm doing great aswell 
thanks, and ooh what are you eating?
Nice. Play the Italian or the Ruy Lopez to get a grasp of the basics.
@ashen grotto why you just chattin on your own, dont be afraid
Best by test
chat w people
ima try when i get the change user available
en este servidor no esta el rei enigma
Rice, leftover chicken, turkey bacon, eggs, and some coffee ice cream for dessert! I’m really hungry todayyyy, but it makes sense. Love food 💛
🦈
"1. e4, best by test." - Bobby Fischer
Damn i'd love to have that right now 😅
YUMMY!
Ohhhh I want that so bad!!!!
I’d share if I could! Forgot I had some mushrooms so gonna chop that up too and eat that. I have to head into work super early tomorrow so this is kinda my Big Meal Of The Day.
I love mushrooms now you're making me even more jealous lmao
but i wish you good luck at work tmrw 🙂
Thanks! Gonna need it, hospital be wilding
guys, yall think its unhealthy to have an addiction to excercising?
Over exercising is indeed unhealthy, especially if you want to grow muscles
yes it’s good to take things nice and slow
have a rest day or two
unless u overdo, u should be good
exactly, muscles need rest days
two if your arms are severely sore
im talking like
i’d say in really special cases, three
natural exercise
three is plenty
like breaks inbetween sessions
cause some feminist is saying its unhealthy to do exactly this
Not sure if that really matters, if your muscles are sore the next day you'd still need rest
thats what i meany
like rest for your muscles
hi
Yoooskie
u mean fried liver #
bro it looks like a demogorgon
I’m so hungry!
ur from hungary u mean?
Yes
someone wanna vc
this rule should be different for banned accounts cause they will never be active again
i want a name but the account was banned this year 😦
once magnus retires levy's channel is running out of content
hi jaggy
levy fell off
levy's milking magnus out of content currently
Hi coley
most guess the elo episodes are on twitch
jaggu 😍
and you need to be a sub
Omg
omg jaggy
How are you coke
Real
wbu jaggu hru
I’m sleepy asf but I have to study a lot cuz I have exam tomorrow and I’m gonna kns
who wants play bullet ?
what subject
my exam is day after tmr
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GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
anime girl
CAN ANYONE HELP ME I SUCK AND I ACCIDENTALLY AIGNED UP FOR A INTERHOUSE CHESS TOURNAMENT
resign
cant
dont play in the tournament
be ill
I got 22% attendance dude
play good in tournament
i am 200 elo
indeed
I am dead
play one match with me i will send you ss of your every mistake
sounds like a ludwig title
whos he?
k
BUT I CANT ITS ON 29
one day i will escape matrix and we will live in a mansion with a big garden
ok
of course
big YouTuber/streamer
lets play one game
it will help you
@mint moat https://play.chess.com/twyNx
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Glory to Kolechia?
can some people join the chess streaming vc
lol
Heyo!
Alright here me out, magic could actually be real
bro is NOT a CM
BRUH voodooo is real
Exactly, but I'm talking like fire spells and all that, ok so here's what I just was thinking: on diff planets or even galaxies there's prob a lot of diff elements that we don't know about (elements like periodic table) so like what if there was elements that let u cast spells, like there could be one that's like mana and its basically like oxygen that u breathe in and it gives u special abilities, this also means dragons and even fairys and stuff like that could exist cause of these different elements that could effect u biologically
That's what I was thinking about while eating just now😎
LOL
guys shut up nothing is realu will just get eaten by bugs and snakes when you die + magic is for kids
Have you even thought they exist in another dimension than us ??
@toxic lintel your profile banner is W
Yeah “could be” so go get some money
Like in a parallel plane.
Yea thats a whole other thing to, so much things is possible in diff dimensions, like the 6th, 7th and so on, it's so crazy
Thx😎
My chess board came today but I realized my dad doesn’t play nor nearly anyone in this town. Anyone got ideas?
I love it! I think about that stuff way more than I should
go to school
Play online
play at school
teach your dad/mother how to play
if they decline, force them
I am sure there is someone who knows how to play around you!
Like if I had to get a super power it would def be infinite knowledge, live life on ez mode
My dad is abusive xD
Same telekenesis
when u make dino nuggies does he throw them at the wall and push u down?
Yeah my fav teacher owns a square-off self playing board I’ll take it to play with him
No he just tells me to shut tf up constantly and pushes me around lol
It’s just annoying
This isnt trauma dump channel tho
I’m happy bc my chess board is here
what abt your dad
...
W
jesus crhist
@rotund glen what kind of chess board did u get?
i have a question What do the blue trophies mean?
Rosewood Staunton chess set. As classic as it gets. Nothing flashy I put the money into the build quality
@pliant orbit
Don’t want nothing over the top imo those kinds of chess board are just decorations
thats a nice one
boo
Right it’s most likely gonna be the only one I have
Also hot take glass chess boards are so trash I can barely make out the pieces on them
hi
Like legit it’s hard to tell your pieces and the opponents pieces apart
Especially in tangled middle games where the pieces are in close proximity
yeah glass chess boards are dogwater noone who actually plays chess gets them
please someone tell me how nc3 is better than nf6? the only difference is that if white blocks with the queen, after i take it i end up losing a knight. is stockfish stupid?
Oh my god it’s chess.com
A
Xd
Aren’t you friends with Garry chess, the dude who made the board game?
Respect
You losing a knight is the difference
no its not
yes but how is losing the knight the best move and not losing it is only a good move
Who do you think you are? An IM? I know chess.com when I see it

wait no im stupid lamo
I heard he cant play basketball anymore so HMM
Seeing Elliot two times in one day 
I’m already 400 elo after 2 months of studying I can show you the ropes
You don’t even actually lose the knight
im in the metreo gang now i dont know why but yeah
also try modern defense
what do blue trophies mean after winning a game
league
is that good
what league are u
idk
u can see it on your profile
blue probably means like crystal

Do you think stockfish is stupid? No. Stockfish is not stupid. It may not have any braincells, but its the best at chess.
oh wait yes if he blocks i take with check im stupid
Btw I plan on going to a tournament in 4 days key word plan I’ll tell you how that goes if I do go
it says crystal
How do I get permission to send images to this chat?
is that good?
nice nice
holy hell!
I would love to see it against a0 again
Trusted role
smh metreo cult gone bad. also modern is just a worse scillian dragon
I don’t doubt that sf is better but it would be interesting
Ok, thanks
Woah
How do we advance to the next league?
how do i check everyones ranking in my section
So like if you abused trusted role would it cause your chess account to get banned legit question
Do we need to become top 3?
anyone wanna play against me unrated i want to practice QGD with black
yep. AI vs fish.
no i realized if nc3 you take the knight after its better because its best to trade when you are up a queen because more trades = less pieces that you can blunder
how would you abuse practice mode
Wdym
well if i wanna be really fancy i can call it pirc defense cuz its practically the same
Take the knight? with what? Its check.
check this and scroll down down down @grim edge
im top 2 in my bit
leagues dont matter
fr
oh 😦
ahhh
no if he blocks with queen i take with check and after he blocks or moves i take his knight with mine
bruh its impossible to get to legend
they could add a few more but everyone would just populate at the top again
ok good night everyone muah!!!
I'm champion for a while, but didn't know I needed to be the first to advance to the legend
literally 1000000 are legend
everyone in champion league is a sweat the highest ive ever gotten is 5th in champion
@midnight fjord on a serious note since it’s not every day I get to converse with an IM could you give me brief insight on how you train to improve and what books have helped you immensely along the way?
1000000 sweats
yea you also want me to order for you the book called "the secrets of chess"? and "how to be GM in 1 week"? maybe another one?
nvm im not even close to top 2
No ur good 😭
crystal goes up to 10000 trophies
nc3 check is better because its more forcing. it makes ne2 not possible because of mayte and induces be3, which after the knight takes the queen, there is a greater attack on the bishop. Stockfish is an engine... why would you think it would be wrong.
There it is?
idk who you think you are but ok
Bruh
the 2nd best player of this whole server 👍
no its not wrong i was stupid
Attack with mikhal tal is quite good and grandmasters guide to pawn stuctures
it doesnt matter dude
but dw its only 80k people
Who's the first?
even a poor plan is better than no plan at all
-mikhail chigorin
bortnyk
hes refering to ur sarcastic response to that guy who wanted to learn from you
Sounds good I’ll check my library and if not I’ll order a copy maybe
if you think about it the wayward queen is technically better than playing 1.a4
makes sense
i thought IMs were more humble than that
I feel like starting at 16 I’m too late to ever get better past 1700 even if I put all my effort in
elliot, you're back! hoping you're still well!
that guys an asshole my tip is play everyday, do puzzles and if you wanna be really serious you can buy courses or books but if you just get a lot of experience you'll slowly become better
who purchase books in 2023?

someone who doesn't have the attention span of a chicken
aww! i'm low elo but you're young! you have so much time and learning ahead of you! don't give up yet
Oh is he lol I thought he was being sarcastic
i just bought FCO by paul sterren yesterday and its helping my openings alot
when you ask for help this is not how you respond even when ur joking imo
Infidels. Participants of thoughtcrime.
facts
Sounds about right
I think you can find online copies if you want a preview of them
I felt like I was intruding I’m the first place asking him for a relatively large amount of help
Oh sure yeah I was thinking of resorting to ebooks
bible quran torah??
giving some tips is not a large amount of help and just because he is an im he's still a no one
Isn’t infidel and Islamic slur against Christians
such a huge ego for someone like him
try "fundamental chess openings" too, regardless if you think you have a decent repetoire its helpful for gaining new ideas and opening theory
an infidel is someone who has no religious beliefs
That’s a really heavy subject I’m not bringing that up again
yeah prolly dont
💀
but imma seriously go sleep now take care everyone
Oh well I was told it was that by someone
Isn't everyone an infidel in Islam? 🕳️
Goodnight non American
he ran away after we called him out too damn
Not if ur religious ig
the most american question I have ever heard and no muslim people actually memorize the quran
I mean he did have an anime pfp which was a bit sis
Not that liking naruto makes you toxic
facts never trust anyone with an anime pfp
HIII SOMEONE WNTS TO PLAY??????? 😄
what's wrong with anime pfp
Isn't memorzing a whole book is a waste of time unless it's Dvoretsky's Endgame Manual?
sure
@glossy escarp !! is that your doggo?
what's not wrong with anime pfp
Absolutely nothing display your interests with genial confidence
chill out bro you have your beliefs we have ours and no we aren't forced to memorize it
it just enchances our arabic
It's just an avatar
Fact is ur most likely not a good person
We’re all nihilists here
Life is meaningless apart from playing chess
Why tf black played h6
True that
yeah caus you think i just give tips on how to improve randomly on a discord chat?
I see a check
are you sure about that bro
I am from Great Apes
if you're talking about yourself it doesn't mean others are like you
wow hes back
also why not just simply take the pawn
Nihilists after they receive a footjob
"I want to live"
bro admitted he's a monkey
@feral elk in study longue?
It was a joke bc the dude said discussing religion was against the rules
dxc5
dude respected you, could have at least given him the benefit of the doubt
Study biology
obviously he will respect someone good at the game he wants to improve at
instead of acting like a cocky IM with a bishop shoved up his ar$e
It’s alright he has no obligation to go out of his way to lecture me
@rotund glen
I'm on the street rn bro
do we have any scientific proof of evolution?
I like to respect everyone :3
ohh 😦
and? doesnt excuse ur behavior
En peasant
be nice
en crossant
it's just beliefs
we believe that creatures can change overtime
Bro think he
should tell that to elliot but alr
oh. right. this is like that tal caro
my behavior of not wanting to share my tips to improve at chess, soo rude yeah
Elliot is just toxic
Oh my god, can't believe a person asks that in 2023
yeah ive seen that trap its quite nice
like i said, didnt have to give him tips u could have ignored him instead of being a snob
stop with the 2023 shit you tiktok raised child
Explains why he was so triggered when he saw the word "infidel, and religions"
Mother of god
😂
How can I mention a mod here?
bro can't understand sarcasm in 2023
mother of god??? I thought you said you didn't believe in god
offended so easily yeah explains a lot
💀
I just don't want to get banned because of you, lol
you can ping server mod role
🤦♂️
for what reason pixel?
Ping the admin role
There are two arguments going on at once and I feel bad bc I feel like I initiated them
read the reply
It's @ server admin
you are blocked, have a good day!
































































1. e4 c6 2. f4 d5 3. e5 c5 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. Be2 e6 6. O-O Nc6 7. h3 Bxf3 8. Bxf3 Nge7 9. Kh2 Nf5 10. c3 Be7 11. g3 O-O 12. d3 d4 13. c4 Rb8 14. b3 Qd7 15. Na3 a6 16. Nc2 b5 17. Qe2 bxc4 18. bxc4 Nb4 19. a3 Nxc2 20. Qxc2 Rb6 21. Bd2 Rfb8 22. Rfb1 Rxb1 23. Rxb1 Qc7 24. h4 Rxb1 25. Qxb1 h6 26. Be4 Ne3 27. Qe1 Ng4+ 28. Kh3 h5 29. Bf3 Qb6 30. Bxg4 hxg4+ 31. Kxg4 Qb3 32. Qe4 Qxa3 33. Qa8+ Kh7 34. Qe8 Qxd3 35. Qxf7 Qe2+ 36. Kh3 Qf1+ 37. Kg4 Qe2+ 38. Kh3 Qf1+ 39. Kg4 [Qe2+]
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lmao
damn
You are on the wrong here
Also the admin role bro
wasting the mod's time lmao
admins arent active here, just the mods
bro I didn't commit arson it's not that deep
not admin role.
sure if you also want to annoy me go ahead
Ik lol
he's trying to get the guy warned
I think its a fair ping
aint no way bro with the anime pfp is talking about being annoying
:3
bruh, even on a chess server people are discussing beliefs...
If truth is annoying then go ahead, block me too
Hey if this helps end the argument I never took offense to his sarcastic remarks I found them quite funny and I never felt entitled for him to give me any answer at all
I feel like some of the energy spent on arguing in this chat is better spent on learning or playing chess, or other things.
If they were derogatory towards me that’s sad but he’s just an internet person
truth of what? can you reply to the message where i was toxic please
Actually i find discussions quite fun
we are not discussing beliefs???
e6
yeah whatever
doesn't matter, the fact is that it was kinda rude in general, even if it was a joke
I just said there is no proof of evolution and suddenly he got mad
in fact my reply was a joke too so 
did i walk in mid discussion
my favorite website
I don’t mind what people who know nothing about me have to say
but till now he didn't show me any source that gives 100% evidence of evolution
well, actually there is. the opposite not so much.
But ur kind and thank you for defending me
using the 2023 card way too much ngl
But I dislike the drama in general
Feel free to send me all the chess books
🛐
ALGUIEN QUIERE JUGAR POR CHAT DE VOZ AL AJEDREZ??? :)))))))
sure, i particularly recommend the one, "how to beat magnus in 3 moves"
I don't feel entitled to teach an ignorant about basic biology, I apologize if your education was mainly from a third-world country.
It is a common idea in a lot of Caro-Kann positions
its arguable that there isnt 100% evidence of anything, we as humans operate on what is most probable, the theory of evolution
if you know you know

Damn well said
show me actual 100% evidence of evolution
solo se habla en español en este servidor, pero si ves a un mod le puedes pedir el rol para el chat en español
step 1:become hans niemann
funny guy
being in a third-world country don't make you instantly an invalid or ignorant
nah
Fossil records and educated guesses based on centuries of research and observation
🤯
I can't use Trust, the site is lagging
I won't be able to send images :((
prove me otherwise
How about if you show me an actual proof of the god you believe in?
"cheated" thats a big word if you dont know exactly what happened
He literally beat magnus in 0 moves(he resigned)
I just think we all could discuss this like humans
kramnik aswell if you saw the clip!
You got triggered when a guy said he is a nihilist
haven't seen that one but I bet you are right
He is sending me a friend request, lmfao
facts this is why i dont believe in religion its just people saying "someone wrote a book saying this happened so it happened"
Wow! I'm laughing so hard rn! Ur so funny u make the clowns look like noobs 🤯🤯🤯
I think I do
All charges dropped in the lawsuit and he was cleared of any accusations against cheating in certified tournaments but it has been stated by chess.com he is guilty of online cheating
what does this have to do with anything
i hoped you didn't 
yep online cheating for sure
no
a small part of them
I do admit Magnus jumping so quickly on the “he cheated” accusation might’ve been some done because of his ego
wassup
He can't. He just ran and sent me a friend request
online yes, irl not likely
idk i once saw a guy getting 5 alt accounts banned
does anyone wanna play me unrated i want to practice queens gambit declined with black
Sure bud just send link
lol
Best friend of Stockfish
I bet if I go to Twitter (X) I will find less drama in this chess server
Doesn’t ring a bell
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@hearty ocean are u there i joined link
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Rapid: 2492 (2519 peak)
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What’s even the point of cheating there is legit no reward
But doesnt chesscom return the rating points?
Like seriously what is the point I don’t get it
Ego probably
What ego?? For what?
Breaks the door
have a big number next to your profile
Sad
Thinking they are better than everyone
@feral elk sorry can we rematch i had to do smth rq
yo
ill send new link
That feeling of beating someone you can't beat
That’s such an irrational mindset
Sure send link again
they do but wasting time sucks
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But thats how a lot of people think sadly
Yeah..
Actually guys when you play against someone who is clearly cheating, just type in the chat
guys would it be funny if i got a letter of recommendation from every teacher ive ever had for college and then put it on my resume
or would they instareject me
I beat so many cheaters that way
I am cheating I wish to be like hans niemann my idol
Type what?
Cheater
I know you're cheating
They'll ban you
Bozo
yeah idk why ppl play rapid
I fear saying anything derogatory towards them bc it might get me banned
who wrote this doofus?
I watched a movie instead of studying
I don't think they would. You can get a warning
play blitz doesn’t hurt your game the fact that coaches tell you to avoid it is a myth
or bullet
i beat another titled player today... so juicy
Tigran L Petrosian 🤡🤡🤡
What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life !
real
You was doing PIPI in your pampers
lol
@lapis lava
ya
are u immortal 1?
What rating?
cept hans niemann
in valorant?
ye
yes why
DMS
ggs @feral elk
g
Lots
Idk a number, but I believe many, just like professional athletes are caught on doping
how do they detect doping in a chess match
Doping tests
Irl?
Shawarma has returned from the grave
Hi chat
Shawarma expresses dissapointment in you bastoura
BRUH
Shawarma forgives you young bastoura
Hello!
Anyone like my bunny
Would you rather: get a papercut everytime you turn a page or bite your tongue everytime you eat?
Cut paper
Really!?!? i say bite tongue !
Why?
idk i think paper cuts are horrible and would rather bite my tongue
I feel like I eat more than turn pages
I do as well but a paper cut lasts longer
Ahhhh
Do you have a bunny??
my guy pretty like a girl and he got 5 stories to tell i see both sides like chanel see on both sides like chanel
is that a rap?
NO shit!
if i’m being honest it didn’t hurt that bad unlike biting your tongue
Would you rather: have a photographic memory or an IQ of 200
no
yeah but we cant all remember
oh my God i thought everyone had photographic memory
u do not have a photographic memory lil bro 💀🙏
who wanna play bullet ?
i dooo
if there’s an apple i’m gonna imagine an apple in my head
is that different
that's visualizing that's not a photographic memory bro
Holy crap.
a photographic memory is being shown a highly detailed image for a short amount of time and then being able to perfectly recall specific details without looking at the picture
oh so high accuracy visualization
photographic memory is better than 200 iq
no bruh
iq scale kind of breaks down at high values and its also not super accurate
is there something i’m missing
you can memorise a lot of information with that
dont try to learn something like numbers ofc waste of time
I def want a photographic memory
i don't think it can be acquired it's sort of a phenomenon
photographic memory
the difference between picturing something and photographic memory is that everyone can picture a book in their head but someone with photographic memory can probably tell you what the twelfth word on page 164 of a book they read a few weeks ago is
actually that's not true 75% of people can picture a book in their head
would you rather be immortal or age 1 year slower
Being immortal isnt good at all 💀
You would have to watch all yoir friends die
just trying to see who thinks its good
although there's been different levels of "photographic" memory reported and there's also no proof it exists
but yeah
being immortal isnt a blessing
its almost like a punishment from god
Imagine being the only person left on earth
SAME!
Cuz everyone else died
and imagine youre just floating through space after the earth collapses
I feel like if you were immortal death becomes unimportant after a while
if youre immortal its practically the worst news
I would like to be immortal if i stopped aging at 30
Ill get sucked as well
and youre just there observing everything knowing youll be alive to witness all the galaxies
you wont even be able to think anymore
I am not saying that is my choice. But my favorite thing is learning information and I would love to be able to learn everything we can.
immortality is kinda hard to define like what happens if you fall in lava and all your flesh burns off and your bones melt
Played ovb for the first time and man is it different
i just said he was "a tiktok raised child"
1 hour mute
that's crazy🔥🔥🔥🔥
yessss i love dopamine please give me more social media so i can further damage my dopamine receptors
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you actually float if you fall in lava
lava isn't as liquid as water
well if you weren't immortal then you would asphyxiate almost instantly but if we're immortal then the brain stays alive while the flesh slowly melts off
this is disturbing
really? that's cool i didn't know that
although i guess that makes sense since it's just sort of liquid rocks and rocks are pretty dense
yeah but that's my point even if you don't sink in (or if it's really hot and you do sink in) and some force stops you from asphyxiating or bleeding out or anything like that as you're melted, what happens when your brain melts?
what type of immortal are we talking about like wade wilson kinda or just not be able to die
nevermind
i don't have homework so i need to think about other things
duck outsmarted me
i guess it just depends how you define immortality
yeah
although it would be super depressing to just be an indestructible brain floating in a volcano
if you just can't die your soul can't leave your body it's just like floating in space forever after the sun dies
basically it's like taking photos
your brain memorizes things so quickly it's like a camera
a screenshot
would be SUPER helpful in every student's life
uhh just try to memorize stuff quickly idk?
agreed if you’re doing a test with no notes
Let's be honest here, If you or anyone here had it we probably wouldn't be here
tbh it's like cheating
but in your head
so you technically can't get caught
That's not cheating
nah it just means you’re gifted
This is what I’m doing at 2 am
Your brain just remembers anything perfectly
imagine looking at a page and just memorizing it weeks later in an exam
it would be a super helpful advantage
It happens to the people that have it
i'm not calling it cheating it's just an unfair advantage but fewer than 30 people have it worldwide so yeah
bro's parents entered a cheatcode
Wonder where they hid the sheet
my favorite conspiracy theory is that everything will be alright
r1 r2 l1 x left down right up left down right up
I actually got the paper that I used to use for remember cheat codes as a kid
when playing san andreas
did anyone listen to the hans interview
chess speaks for itself
it's crazy 💀
sometimes i get open note quizzes
Would you rather: be in a zombie or a robot apocalypse ??
got 3 right and lost 1
Yo!
4 right
wsg
It's 4:26 am here :)
bro go to bed then
38%
I was sleeping haha but I wake up at 3:00 haha
why did u get on ur phone then? that does the opposite of helping u sleep again
That's true but i wanna sleep again yet 
So I played some chess and win
Good morning!
Good morning!
Have any fun plans today?
Nothing more I will go for walk at 6:00 haha
That's awesome! do you get to see some nice scenery?
I guess yes I do when I walk
That's awesome I usually walk at a park after work
That's nice!
Today I won't cuz of the football game
hi
Ah I see I hope you had fun today :)
Hey v
hi mohit:)
V I am back to 1600 :)
yayyyyyy
was it hard?
Hi
hi
Yes because I played with someone he was 1850 Check out this #chess game: Mohit2040 vs JikBot - https://www.chess.com/live/game/89357949113
Also chess is hard game haha
































































1. e4 c5 2. d4 cxd4 3. Nf3 Nf6 4. e5 Nd5 5. Nxd4 Nc6 6. Nxc6 bxc6 7. Be2 g6 8. O-O Bg7 9. f4 Qb6+ 10. Kh1 Ne3 11. Bxe3 Qxe3 12. Qd3 Qb6 13. Qb3 O-O 14. Nd2 d5 15. Bd3 Be6 16. f5 gxf5 17. Bxf5 Bxf5 18. Rxf5 Kh8 19. Qd3 Qxb2 20. Rb1 Qxa2 21. Rh5 h6 22. Qe3 Qxc2 23. h3 Rab8 24. Rxb8 Rxb8 25. Kh2 Rb2 26. Rxh6+ Bxh6 27. Qxh6+ Kg8 28. Qg5+ Qg6 29. Qf4 a5 30. e6 fxe6 31. Qb8+ Rxb8
wait what happened i’m so confused
Well doctors appointment and work! I’m about done now wrapping up some clerical work
I said that was not easy. Chess is a hard game and I played with someone he was 1850 rated player but I got lucky and I win because he blunder his queen haha
oohhhh i thiught you were white lol
woah
Oh yes wrong game haha Check out this #chess game: Mohit2040 vs Crostallion - https://www.chess.com/live/game/89355564335
The game send you before was game after 1614 or something
































































1. e4 e5 2. d4 exd4 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Nxd4 Nxd4 5. Qxd4 d6 6. Nc3 Ne7 7. Bc4 Nc6 8. Bb5 Bd7 9. Bxc6 Bxc6 10. Bf4 Be7 11. Qxg7 Bf6 12. Qg3 Qe7 13. Qe3 O-O 14. O-O-O Bxc3 15. Qxc3 Rfe8 16. f3 a6 17. h4 Qf6
Ah are you doctor? :)
I hope you will get some rest now
oohhh woah
Hello guys
He like horsey
Hello !welcome
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chess takes e5
Yay
pixel i beat an NM today
otb??
well i beat the grass up today
and a kid
kicked his balls
gge
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no hablo espanol 
Sorry haha
No I’m a tutor lmfaooo yeah I need some rest thank you
rest up silly goose
:3
uhe
Who wanna do handicapped chess with me
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