💬〡general-off-topic

[graceful lintel]

I get 70 accuracy in 3 moves long game

[boreal coyote]

next gm??

[severe oxide]

probably not

too old + lack the dedication

[flint thunder]

god im getting bettre at bullet

[humble summit]

One year journey from 800 elo to 1600

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/iphone7-ruffles-chips-eating-chips-iphone7chips-gif-20779286

[flint thunder]

nice

[boreal coyote]

damnnnnn i mean you could get it in 10 years

[humble summit]

ty sir

Would not be possible without chess.com premium lol

[flint thunder]

wow in the last 16 games i have lost only 3 games (bullet)

[flint thunder]

premium hm whats ur puzzle rating

[severe oxide]

idk 🤷‍♂️

[humble summit]

2300

[severe oxide]

Lmaoo

[flint thunder]

👍

[severe oxide]

command fail

[flint thunder]

saw that

[flint thunder]

hi

[humble summit]

but i think the analysis of games is the best part

[flint thunder]

true

[solemn ivy]

flawless flawless

[humble summit]

lichess is free but it is ugly UI lol

I pay for nice things

[flint thunder]

chess.com > lichess

[humble summit]

Agreed, not sure if you seen Eriks recent podcast the ceo, he talked about why the subscription service is what it is

[flint thunder]

bruh stop posting stickers

[flint thunder]

i didnt see it

[flint thunder]

[humble summit]

its quite short, 30 min listen

[flint thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/theoffice-michaelscott-blank-stare-sad-mad-gif-5233884

[solemn ivy]

Wrestling is what is called a foundational sport. Basically what that means is that wrestling will give you the tools to be a better athlete all around, whereas most sports do not. The reason for this is that wrestling requires an extremely high level of cardio and strength endurance, as well as explosive power and ambidextrous coordination. And those are just the physical attributes that it takes to be a successful wrestler. The mental game is a whole beast itself. Wrestlers are the apex predators of the sporting world.

[boreal coyote]

https://play.chess.com/krQcQ anyone??

[flint thunder]

i won with 0.2 seconds on the clock stressful

[boreal coyote]

BRO WHAT DO I DO I WAS PLAYING A GAME AND IT SWITCHED TO SOME OTHER GAME

NPW I CANT GO BACK TO MY RANKED MATCH

[flint thunder]

💀 rip

[glossy radish]

hi

[hasty iris]

he was actually cheating? that's crazy bruh it was an approved alt

give people second chance accounts just for them to get banned again

hi vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[glossy radish]

hi brickkkkkk

[hasty iris]

how was your day

[glossy radish]

bad

[hasty iris]

oh

what happened

[glossy radish]

how was yours

[grim edge]

Who

[hasty iris]

good, had lunch with friends, had some drinks

lost some blitz games vs 1400s

[glossy radish]

friends? shocking

[hasty iris]

D:

[glossy radish]

new mod barely active

[digital phoenix]

none of them are

[drowsy lodge]

HUH?

[glossy radish]

well some are

[grim edge]

You don't know samayraina?

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[drowsy lodge]

no

[fiery zealot]

My first smothered mate yay

[grim edge]

Don't be jealous

[drowsy lodge]

no

[grim edge]

He is youtuber

[digital phoenix]

it was given as a joke

[mint yew]

[junior hamlet]

hii chat

[digital phoenix]

hi

[severe oxide]

basically just bastoura

[solemn ivy]

ITS USELESs i tried with no avaaaail

To tell you how much i know how much i careee

[graceful lintel]

No more 1600

[grim edge]

Lol

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> icarwi

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Rapid: 1596 (1652 peak)
Blitz: 1113 (1428 peak)
Bullet: 786 (820 peak)

[mint yew]

Who?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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Rapid: 1632 (peak)
Blitz: 1121 (peak)
Bullet: 1209 (peak)

[graceful lintel]

I need a break

[grim edge]

Peak

[graceful lintel]

My peak was higher 💀

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Matthew Viñalon (philballcb)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1463 (peak)
Blitz: 953 (peak)
Bullet: 617 (peak)

[mint yew]

Peak

[graceful lintel]

• I should stop playing pirc def

[grim edge]

Is*

[grim edge]

Play some bullet @mint yew

[grim edge]

You still play that?

[mint yew]

Pls show me something against the pirc

[grim edge]

Take break of 1 year

[graceful lintel]

Just control centre and castle queen side

[mint yew]

Hail nah im still recovering from failure

[graceful lintel]

Nah 5 days

I think 3 days

[grim edge]

Do some puzzles

[graceful lintel]

Yea 💀

[mint yew]

So 1.e4 d6 2.d4 Nf6 3.Nc3?

[outer swan]

.

[graceful lintel]

pirc tilted my elo

[grim edge]

What is pirc

[junior hamlet]

anyone wanna play a game with me??

[grim edge]

Defense notations

[graceful lintel]

yea 1.e4/d4 d6 is pirc

[grim edge]

Does hanging pawn have explanation of the pirc

[grim edge]

I'll but I am nub

[graceful lintel]

Probably idk
I learnt from a random NM playing it

[mint yew]

I hate the pirc always lose when playing against it

[grim edge]

Can you send challenge link

[graceful lintel]

I think hanging pawns have theory of every opening

[grim edge]

anyone 1v1 at chess?

[mint yew]

My French Defence Winrate as black be 88% tho

[graceful lintel]

💀

I used to play French

[grim edge]

💀

[graceful lintel]

It is good?

[junior hamlet]

https://play.chess.com/oqJL8

[undone fable]

[graceful lintel]

!welcome

[bold willow]

want to run it?

[stable jungle]

Hey @undone fable, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[mint yew]

Yep

[undone fable]

hello

[graceful lintel]

I'm confused which opening should I play as black

[outer swan]

.

[graceful lintel]

Imma try Caro

[grim edge]

Against d4, maybe Semi-Slav

[graceful lintel]

Nah against d4 I play Nf6

[grim edge]

Then what if e4

[severe oxide]

caro is my bbg

[grim edge]

:3

[undone fable]

Sicillian defense is good

[graceful lintel]

That's what I'm thinking abt what should I play

[languid aurora]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

[severe oxide]

caro-kum >>>>

[graceful lintel]

When I was 1k I tried almost every single opening

[undone fable]

Sicillian defense

[severe oxide]

play caroooooo

[graceful lintel]

Sicilian

[glossy radish]

guys i’m gonna die

[boreal coyote]

bro i couldnt mate with bishop and castle vs king.

[severe oxide]

why is that?

[grim edge]

You know what, play whatever and increase ur middle game instead

[severe oxide]

💀

[graceful lintel]

Random guy will crush me with f3

[severe oxide]

learn the box method for mating with rook

[graceful lintel]

yea
I don't focus on middle games

[severe oxide]

fantasy is ass

[boreal coyote]

i kept trying to corner him to the backrank with the castle but bro kept escaping😭😭😭

[glossy radish]

i’m suffering from an allergic reaction to something. been going on for 8 hours now

so damn itchy

[graceful lintel]

Yea that's why I think
Im gonna play Sicilian def
Imma watch hanging pawns Sicilian theory

[boreal coyote]

can someone please review👍👍😭😭😭https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81702307244?tab=review

[worn ice]

ultimatespryzen (367) vs. arindambharali (313)

The move list was too long to fit in this embed :(

[undone fable]

who likes Ruy Lopez opening?

[severe oxide]

italian better

[grim edge]

22 videos, each is 30-45 minutes

[bold willow]

got a silly mate ealier with the knight when my intention was just a fork because i didnt see mate

[undone fable]

the King's gambit

[severe oxide]

all u really need to know is open, closed and alapin maybe some other minor variations

[graceful lintel]

Im gonna die fr

[graceful lintel]

Oh 🥹 ty

[severe oxide]

dont learn like dragon and najdorf pick one to play against open

[grim edge]

Watch the basic introduction and decide which one you wanna study in depth

[mint yew]

Najdorf hehe

[sharp terrace]

hi

[mint yew]

I hate scillian def tho too much theory

[junior hamlet]

@grim edge gg!! you played well 😄

[mint yew]

Ruy Lopez too

[undone fable]

the dragon variation is better

[graceful lintel]

Oh alr! Ty
I think I'll go with dragon

[severe oxide]

Depends on variation tbh

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[boreal coyote]

bro i missed mate in one so many times😭😭😭

[severe oxide]

najdorf is better but has more theory

[undone fable]

no

dragon is better

[graceful lintel]

Wait how long does Sicilian def goes?
I heard 21 somewhere 💀

[mint yew]

Hehe then opponent plays the grand prix attack

[undone fable]

who likes the Berlin wall variation?

[graceful lintel]

Idk
Imma watch hanging pawns 🥹😭

[undone fable]

playing Bongcloud =

[mint yew]

1.e4 c5 2.Nc3 Nc6 3.f4

[mint yew]

[graceful lintel]

[undone fable]

1. e4 e5 2. Ke2

that's the best

[mint yew]

22 videos

And you gonna retain only 10 mins of theory

[severe oxide]

rewatch them

until u memorise

[graceful lintel]

Yea
I was gonna watch the nun 2 and Meg 2 today
Looks like I have to die instead

[mint yew]

22 videos?

Rip your social life then

[severe oxide]

watching 22 videos isnt hard

[graceful lintel]

My social life is already ded
I get dreams of discord memes

[mint yew]

22, 20mins videos

440 mins

That you will forget soon after

[graceful lintel]

🥹😭

[grim edge]

Watch the middlegame and endgame vids, there's ton of them that is barely viewed by others.

[severe oxide]

if u have a shit memory just say so

[graceful lintel]

Yea
Around 55 videos abt middle game 💀

[mint yew]

Yes, yes i do

[grim edge]

Will help u much much more than them theory tbh

[severe oxide]

caro time 👀

[mint yew]

Thats why i only watch 1, 33 min videos

[graceful lintel]

yea
But first I'll watch Sicilian theory

[mint yew]

Caro-kann:

French:

[graceful lintel]

I think I'll go with Sicilian def

[mint yew]

e5:

[lament jacinth]

Caro Kahn is certified garbage

[severe oxide]

nah

[mint yew]

Philidor def.:

[grim edge]

Sure, hope you like them Dragon

[graceful lintel]

1500s:

[severe oxide]

I hate philidor def

[mint yew]

Petrov:

[graceful lintel]

Cya

[mint yew]

Modern:

[full knot]

who tried Caro Kann defense when playing as white?

[graceful lintel]

Bai Bai everyone

[mint yew]

Scandinavian:

[lament jacinth]

bongcloud is the perfect response to any opening

[grim edge]

You will be prepared, much more than ur opponent by next month

[mint yew]

Alekhine Def:

[full knot]

playing Bongcloud

[graceful lintel]

Yea ig ty

[full knot]

using Caro Kann defense when playing as white

[acoustic mason]

1. f3 e5 2. g4 Ke7
   

[mint yew]

Nvm about 450~500+ min

[graceful lintel]

Im gonna bore to death

[mint yew]

Just play the french

A reversed pirc

[acoustic mason]

How is it a reversed pirc?

[mint yew]

e6 french, d6 pirc

[acoustic mason]

Pirc is 2..Nf6

[mint yew]

Ofc i dont know i dont play pirc

[acoustic mason]

French is a pawn move on move 2 I think?

[mint yew]

D5

2...d5

Pirc is my worst enemy

[acoustic mason]

Oh I know with move 1, I'm a Pirc main 😅 it's just french I was unsure of. But I remember looking at it and it being different to what I'm used to

[severe oxide]

pirc is mid

[digital phoenix]

h4

really isnt that hard

[steel needle]

Most of games is assumed 1000+ elo by the bot but I am still 600 so why

[calm temple]

Hi

[steel needle]

Or the elo system is rigged

[acoustic mason]

I got 100 a few times so I agree, the system is definitely broken

yep

[viscid maple]

i am eating a hambaga 🍔
and potato 🍟
eburiday

[digital phoenix]

it hurts playing in american servers

[tranquil frigate]

[digital phoenix]

200 ping is insane

[tranquil frigate]

[tranquil frigate]

[remote bramble]

too good

[grim edge]

Fr

[iron barn]

i thought the philidor was rook vs rook and pawn theoretical draw bruh

[lofty oracle]

Is beautiful morning

I plays chess in tournament today haha

[boreal coyote]

if i beat a 1500 bot does that mean im 1500?

[remote bramble]

if its blitz

[digital phoenix]

not even close

[remote bramble]

or more

[boreal coyote]

damn

[remote bramble]

then youre roughly above 1300

[lofty oracle]

I destroys 2300 bot

[remote bramble]

[lofty oracle]

I am best whole world

[boreal coyote]

i'm roughly above 300😭

[graceful lintel]

Get better

[lofty oracle]

I am best of all I am always get better

[graceful lintel]

There is a gm in this server who can crush u with bongcloud

[lofty oracle]

Not happening XD

[graceful lintel]

What's ur cc ratings?

[lofty oracle]

I am best I destroy all

I dont plays online

[graceful lintel]

Imma leave

Talk to urself

[lofty oracle]

OK hahah

[woven mesa]

:/

[lofty oracle]

I dont need talk to loser anyway XD

What I was saying was I play tournament game and it end in draw because my opponent is safe idiot

[woven mesa]

you kinda messed up the grammer but okie

[lofty oracle]

He trade all my pieces off

[lofty oracle]

Stop say that I knows my grammar is not good

[remote bramble]

his is 600

[woven mesa]

jeez just bein honest

[lofty oracle]

OK XD

[lofty oracle]

I am best in server you already agrees

You said it before haha

[remote bramble]

i beat you 3,5-0,5 😭

[graceful lintel]

Yea
Btw Can u just destroy him?to shut his mouth

[lofty oracle]

Just lucky ahha

[woven mesa]

uhm ok... so?

[lofty oracle]

We knows I am best

[graceful lintel]

Bruh there is no luck in chess u just sucks

[lofty oracle]

You literally say it before, dont backs down now

[woven mesa]

i play chess for fun lol

[lofty oracle]

I am best whole world and whole server

[remote bramble]

🥺

[woven mesa]

nah gm magnus

[graceful lintel]

Nah mort_de_rire is way better than legendneverdies

[woven mesa]

carson ofc

[lofty oracle]

Does magnus carlsen have discord, I message him on instagram and he seen my message

[grim edge]

Ur talking to Legend, he's a known cheater in Gothamcity discord btw

Dw about him

[graceful lintel]

💀

[lofty oracle]

Im not cheating idiot

[graceful lintel]

Do u have any proof?

And then ping mods they'll lock him

[grim edge]

Basically all the mods there already knew he's a cheater after analysing how he defeat 2300 so easily

But no proof, he plays anonymous so no banned acc

[graceful lintel]

And he's not banned yet in this server

[lofty oracle]

Ask anyone who play me lol

[grim edge]

He plays Licheese anon

Sadge

[boreal coyote]

proof??

[lofty oracle]

That 2300 is not a good in blitz where I defeats him

[vast nebula]

Wanna get yo naive young ass beaten?

[lofty oracle]

so stop quitting tyra idiot

[graceful lintel]

@fresh wind is this bannable? Sorry for ping btw

[grim edge]

real (i was magnus)

[lofty oracle]

When I didnt cheat its never bannable

So you all can shut up

I am probably more real player than all of you guys

Also I has account I just dont shares it

[remote bramble]

🥺

[grim edge]

I wanna stay silent until he became annoying tbh

[lofty oracle]

🤣

[burnt fox]

no one can beat it

[lofty oracle]

More annyoing is you guys

[remote bramble]

i has accounts i just doesnt shares it oui oui baguette english level

[graceful lintel]

He's already annoying

[cunning urchin]

😟

[lofty oracle]

I tolds you I know 3 other language, what you know

[woven mesa]

i know how to code lol

[lofty oracle]

I dont needs to know, my friend manage coding

[remote bramble]

which languages?

[lofty oracle]

I just drop ships on shopify

[woven mesa]

proof?

[woven mesa]

Lmao

[lofty oracle]

I dont need to share that information

[vast nebula]

Ask him to make you a automatic translator for Discord :D

[digital phoenix]

i speak the language of innovation

[remote bramble]

so youre capping

[woven mesa]

html for now then java then prob some games

[remote bramble]

i speak the language of violence

[lofty oracle]

I speak language of legend

[remote bramble]

legend of 600 chess

[lofty oracle]

Legend of all time

[remote bramble]

🥺

[digital phoenix]

hola como estas

[remote bramble]

oui oui baguette

[woven mesa]

i speak the language of drop kicking

[grim edge]

Blyat

[remote bramble]

sukaaaaaa

[grim edge]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[lofty oracle]

👍

[round locust]

Danish Gambit is 🔥 🔥

[lofty oracle]

I is doing good

[remote bramble]

You is indeed

[digital phoenix]

he are

[lofty oracle]

Is beautiful day today more beautiful If I wins my game

But is a draw 😦

[round locust]

omg chess is easy how did u draw

[remote bramble]

cuz your opp was a bot as well

[woven mesa]

technoblade never dies "idc if say something bad about him so please dont"

[lofty oracle]

1800 FIDE not a bot

[remote bramble]

1800 fide weak

[lofty oracle]

😂

[woven mesa]

i meant him lol

[lofty oracle]

No not really hahah

[round locust]

Im like 989 in blitz and over 1000 in rapid

[lofty oracle]

You just lucky player so you thinks he bad, you has less skill

[worn ice]

omgag55 (1439) vs. Barfaalow (1069)

Move List

1. e4 e6 2. Nf3 d5 3. e5 c5 4. b4 Nc6 5. bxc5 Bxc5 6. d4 Bb6 7. c3 Nge7 8. Bd3 O-O 9. Bxh7+ Kxh7 10. Ng5+ Kg8 11. Qh5 Ng6 12. Qh7# 

[lofty oracle]

@remote bramble FIDE rating?

[woven mesa]

bro thinks hes the best 💀

[lofty oracle]

I am best

Whole world

[woven mesa]

thats cap

[round locust]

swearing isnt alloweed I didnt know

[bright glade]

whats your account?

[remote bramble]

2120

[lofty oracle]

All is luck

[junior hamlet]

hii chat

[remote bramble]

yes it is

[lofty oracle]

I will cross you in next year

[woven mesa]

wdym its all skill

[remote bramble]

winning you 3.5-0.5 is also luck right?

[round locust]

queen s gambit is very strong but people always play e4 an dmake it boring

[lofty oracle]

Is bullet chess you just lucky

[remote bramble]

oh yeah indeed

[lofty oracle]

you has tactic i didnt sees

[woven mesa]

i only know a few gambits

[lofty oracle]

more time i see it

[round locust]

dont watch stockfish it doesent make sense

[remote bramble]

i does saw tho

[lofty oracle]

Ok carbon even if you are high skill you also very luck

My skill is maximum whole world but i is unlucky

[graceful lintel]

skills issue

[lofty oracle]

Ok i dont wants argue with you guys on beautfiul day

I goes and watch movie

[remote bramble]

you goes indeed

i was go to argues toi

[fresh wind]

I mean, that's pretty suspicious that you're not willing to give out the username

[lofty oracle]

Dont needs to

👍 can messes up my tournament

if you plays fide you knows

[heavy wing]

Zamn i got muted for talking about anime feet ;-;

[woven mesa]

bro yall keep arguing

[severe oxide]

what

[woven mesa]

i was gone for 3mins

[woven mesa]

bro cant even use grammer properly

[boreal coyote]

lets say my opponent does some opening/gambit im not really familiar with, how do i still win?

[flint thunder]

dont play that opening

[boreal coyote]

what?

[grim edge]

Skill

[round locust]

Bro online tournaments are better .

[acoustic mason]

Just follow principles and pay attention to their blunders

[woven mesa]

if you play with an opening you dont know yeah your ded

[flint thunder]

nvm i mean understand the position and play

[heavy wing]

Btw is there any rules ban anime girl feet?

[woven mesa]

theres a chance yes\

[graceful lintel]

Nop

[boreal coyote]

how do i do that?

[round locust]

d5 is still alive

[acoustic mason]

It was a typo, he corrected "opening" to "opponent"

[grim edge]

Technically, there's no rule mentioning that

[woven mesa]

i got baned by just saying time to dropkick an nvm i dont want that to happen

[heavy wing]

Ok thx 🙂

[round locust]

Nike: Just do it.

[grim edge]

[heavy wing]

I can be my self now :))

[vast nebula]

JUST DO IT. DO IT.

[flint thunder]

follow the basic principles of chess ie develop and castle and u will get the advantage if opponent blunders

[woven mesa]

i cant 😦

[boreal coyote]

well if anyone wants to try some next level gambit on me https://play.chess.com/dMovr (3|2 blitz)

[nimble niche]

are you okay? mentally speaking?

[heavy wing]

Nah i am fine fr

[round locust]

d5 is simple like queen s gambit is easy to master

[boreal coyote]

what if i blunder to their opening/gambit

[round locust]

d5 is one of the first openings you gotta learn

[nimble niche]

then master it

[grim edge]

why is my brain not braining?

[woven mesa]

uhm i have a quistion

[round locust]

I will Its just I dont feel like studying just L

[nimble niche]

fr studying is for nerds

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brain-damage-funny-gif-9567713795855473020

[woven mesa]

i am a e4 player what openings should use?

[flint thunder]

should i master wayward queen 💀

[boreal coyote]

https://play.chess.com/dMovr anyone up for a game?? 😄

[heavy wing]

No just dont

[vast nebula]

I recommend Nf6 to 1. d4.

[nimble niche]

i mean i half did it 💀

[round locust]

who plays wayward queen attack Lol

[flint thunder]

im gonna try it on a 2k

[nimble niche]

me 💀

[woven mesa]

the most weakest opening of all chess?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/lah-i-will-send-you-to-jezus-gif-8371309866416295642

[boreal coyote]

try it on me https://play.chess.com/dMovr

[round locust]

weird players play Nc3

[woven mesa]

nope

[nimble niche]

i unironically play wayward queen

[flint thunder]

no thanks

[boreal coyote]

:(((

[heavy wing]

Move alr

[round locust]

If u play Nc3 u weirdest person alive

[heavy wing]

I am in 🙂

[boreal coyote]

wait it was ranked

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-listen-life-things-you-gif-25904588

[boreal coyote]

and not blitz

[round locust]

like imagine playing nc3 first move

[flint thunder]

BRUH I WON WITH WAYWARD QUEEN

[heavy wing]

W

[boreal coyote]

https://play.chess.com/xJWDt

[woven mesa]

nope not doin that ur a 2000 elo me just some guy who plays chess for fun

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-stop-crying-stop-crying-you-get-constipated-gif-26624827

[round locust]

you can make like 1000 dollars win u win chess tournaments

[flint thunder]

guess im gonna master it

[boreal coyote]

i mean no harm in trying

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-asian-asian-dad-gif-16282381335636795398

[nimble niche]

i haven't even mastered it 💀

[round locust]

if u win chess tournaments they give u like 100 dollars

[heavy wing]

Nooo master cicilian instead

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-say-what-the-hell-you-say-what-the-hell-gif-24201813

[nimble niche]

there are only a few people in the world who have mastered wayward queen

[boreal coyote]

gotta catch em all

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-then-why-is-it-in-the-game-emotional-damage-meme-game-gif-26031895

[boreal coyote]

3|2 blitz anyone :DD https://play.chess.com/xJWDt

[severe oxide]

would u play wayward otb given the chance

[nimble niche]

i know 3 2800+ players who have

[round locust]

the word that I like to use for scicilian dfense is the word "solid'.

[boreal coyote]

damnn youre good friends with 2800+ players?

[nimble niche]

why not? it used to feel disrespectful but now everyone knows that i play wayward queen

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-fire-milk-gif-24191117 my fave dessert

[heavy wing]

Play chess with meee

[nimble niche]

no, but i know who they are because they play wayward queen

[woven mesa]

sicillian*

[flint thunder]

i won another game with wayward queen lets goo

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-jesus-i-will-send-you-to-jesus-gif-25817244

[flint thunder]

me being a 2k playing wayward and winning games

[woven mesa]

every time i play with that yeah i lose

[nimble niche]

play it in rapid or you're a coward

[grim edge]

im 400 but i know how to stop wayward king attack

[severe oxide]

💀

[flint thunder]

no way 💀

[drowsy lodge]

bro lost more rating

[woven mesa]

its called elo btw

[flint thunder]

would take me 10 years

[nimble niche]

i play it against 2200s in blitz and rapid so why can't you?

[grim edge]

anyone 1v1

[severe oxide]

huh

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-say-what-the-hell-you-say-what-the-hell-gif-24201813 this is a joke btw

[flint thunder]

sire im lower rated then you

[bright glade]

valid point

[grim edge]

There's no actual way to stop wayward queen, you're just delaying the inevitable defeat

[nimble niche]

2000s have no idea how to play against wayward queen

[round locust]

my coach says im better than some of his leaners at openings chess.com: 66 accuracy for opening

[drowsy lodge]

are u goanna hit 1400 today

[tidal mica]

trueeeee

[woven mesa]

elo yk ranking also i am ganna jump off a cliff

yeet

[flint thunder]

still no im scared

[nimble niche]

i even play it when i face 2400s

[severe oxide]

probably not

[round locust]

albert the chess.com bot is so goofy

[tidal mica]

play a3 b4 setup :)))

[heavy wing]

Hii

[nimble niche]

what's so scary about 2200s?

[heavy wing]

Got muted for anime feet pic 😦

[round locust]

wow really man

[heavy wing]

Mistype

[fallow elk]

why you playing on chrome on phone

[heavy wing]

Auto correct

[random drum]

@heavy wingHii remember me?

[fallow elk]

just install chess

[nimble niche]

because the app is shit

[heavy wing]

Oh yee yes

[heavy wing]

Yees

[random drum]

Nice hru?

[round locust]

bro he played inaccuracy best was f3 with queen

[fallow elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/924423240024215562.webp?size=48&name=emoji_neutral_AE&quality=lossless

[heavy wing]

Nothing much except good anime feet pic and got muted bc of that

[nimble niche]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-flex-gif-22350600

[grim edge]

nope the attack is already gone after move 7

[random drum]

Lol

[grim edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/pgn/231emagKcS?tab=review&move=0 @grim edge

[tulip lichen]

Your prediction was right bro but not because of skill I was forced to go to a family reunion and I forgot about it when I came back home and someone beat me

[round locust]

bruh

[tulip lichen]

Tragic

[nimble niche]

that's the starting position for wayward queen 💀

[tulip lichen]

Yeah ik bro it hurts

[grim edge]

Hell-o

[fallow elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/939691148795056179.webp?size=48&name=Emoji5~1&quality=lossless

[heavy wing]

;-;

[grim edge]

Its me da melon boye

[heavy wing]

Anyway is mod dead?

[grim edge]

its already gone tho

[woven mesa]

guys can you help me with something?

[grim edge]

Who uses wayward queen anyways lol

[round locust]

when u guys play wayward queen attack ur opponet plays f3 with pawn why doesent anyone play f3 with queen

[heavy wing]

Wdym

[grim edge]

Noob opening

[nimble niche]

you have the same mentality as the 2200s who blundered within 10 moves from that position

[tulip lichen]

200s

[woven mesa]

whats the best openings for e4

[grim edge]

Italian

[round locust]

Italian

[grim edge]

100%

[grim edge]

oh thank you im a 400 elo guy tho...

[tulip lichen]

There's a trick for the italian wym 100%

[woven mesa]

this?

[round locust]

you know u can slo do a ruy lopez but u should only do it is u 2700 or 2500

[grim edge]

There isn't much difference trust me

[boreal coyote]

good game man

[grim edge]

oh ok

[severe oxide]

gg

[grim edge]

i just got this from gotham chess

[grim edge]

I mean italian is 100% the bezt

[severe oxide]

https://images.chesscomfiles.com/uploads/game-gifs/90px/green/neo/0/cc/0/0/bUMwS2d2NVFmQTlJa3NaUmx0V09BciFUYmwzVnB4NlNlZ1NyZHJYSGZlOCFsZlFHcmRHUWN1SVd1VzRXZndXNHdMUTB2RjBVZHZVRkxGNzBGTDBTdndUTndFMlVMViEzRVMxU1ZFTkR0QktCc0JEdGVtOTFhZHREbWw0OUNLUkpFVDMyZGM5P2NRMTBRT0ROVE4_Tk9XTj9saz82anIyMWl5SHlyeTE4eUc4N0dPWVFXMDcwT1c2NGtpMFpvRVVNZ29aWW93WVh4Rk1Gd0ZYUEVNUEhNVUhBVTJBQjJ-NCFXfiE0aTRCS0ZFUUluREtDNDhJQThTQ3RETEFzU1Fza0xUdGxUMWt-UWNsYzF-SkI5UmNrUkJrckJJcmpJQWpiQW1iY0V2Y2J2dWJjdXRjYnRzYmFtag,,/cm5icWtibnIvcHBwcHBwcHAvOC84LzgvOC9QUFBQUFBQUC9STkJRS0JOUiB3IEtRa3EgLSAwIDE,.gif

my best italian game so far

[nimble niche]

around 10% of my wayward queen games against 2200s end in a cheap wins for me from the opening, it used to be 30-40% at 2000 level

[grim edge]

You mean a normal one?

[round locust]

find a pgn that has a game of the italin set up like my coach did on lichess

[grim edge]

for 400's ?

is it good?

Yes

[woven mesa]

interesting and also thanks!

[grim edge]

how ?

[woven mesa]

because i am a e4 player

[tulip lichen]

Now I have to wait till next week mane😔

[grim edge]

They fall for it

[nimble niche]

it's good if you know what you're doing but your opponent doesn't

[grim edge]

oh ok

[round locust]

good game

[severe oxide]

e4 c6 and nf6 > 🥱

[tulip lichen]

Stuck at 700 elo any tips

[nimble niche]

so around 100-500 and 1800-2200 level is probably where it works best

[grim edge]

Naaah 1800?

[severe oxide]

e4 as white, c6 against e4 and nf6 against d4

[nimble niche]

I regularly beat 2200s with wayward queen

[grim edge]

Best opening against d4: englund gambit

[boreal coyote]

can someone review the game? tryna see how much my blunder was of a blunder

[severe oxide]

KID better

[grim edge]

Grants easy win

[tulip lichen]

They ain't agree with you

[nimble niche]

I actually play that too 💀

[tulip lichen]

Ngl but I do

Imma try to reach 800 today

[grim edge]

Fried liver> wayward queeb

[tulip lichen]

Pray for me mane

[boreal coyote]

can someone review? https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/89373019059?tab=review&move=28

[worn ice]

ultimatespryzen (253) vs. idc (1108)

Move List

1. e4 c6 2. d4 d5 3. exd5 cxd5 4. Nf3 Bf5 5. Bd3 Bxd3 6. Qxd3 Nf6 7. Nc3 Nc6 8. O-O e6 9. Bf4 Bd6 10. Bxd6 Qxd6 11. Rfe1 O-O 12. a3 Rac8 13. b4 Rfe8 14. Rad1 e5 15. a4 e4 16. Nb5 Qxb4 17. Qb3 Qxb3 18. cxb3 exf3 19. Nd6 Rxe1+ 20. Rxe1 Rd8 21. Nxb7 Rb8 22. Nd6 fxg2 23. Kxg2 Rxb3 24. Ra1 Nxd4 25. Nb5 Nxb5 26. axb5 Rxb5 27. Rxa7 h6 28. f3 d4 29. Ra4 d3 30. Ra2 Rd5 31. Rd2 Nd7 32. h3 Nc5 33. Kg3 Nb3 34. Rd1 d2 35. f4 Nc5 36. h4 Nb3 37. Kg4 Rc5 38. h5 Rc1 39. Rxd2 Nxd2 40. f5 g6 41. hxg6 fxg6 42. fxg6 Kg7 43. Kh5 Rg1 44. Kh4 Rxg6 45. Kh5 Ra6 46. Kh4 Kf7 47. Kh5 Ke7 48. Kh4 Ne4 49. Kg4 Ng3 50. Kh4 h5 51. Kh3 Rb6 52. Kh4 Ra6 53. Kxg3 Ra1 54. Kh4 Ra2 55. Kxh5 Rg2 56. Kh4 Kf6 57. Kh3 Rg5 58. Kh4 Kf5 59. Kh3 Kf4 60. Kh2 Rg4 61. Kh3 Kf3 62. Kh2 Rg3 63. Kh1 Kf2 64. Kh2 Ra3 65. Kh1 Rh3# 

[graceful lintel]

Sorry I just wanted to send this gif

[nimble niche]

@grim edge you won't believe how many 2200s play Be6 here not knowing what's wrong

[grim edge]

Lets be friends im at yo same level

[severe oxide]

I reviewed

[grim edge]

im 19 points up am i winning?

[tulip lichen]

Do you feel inspired when you look at Magnus's games?

[nimble niche]

it's the main line wayward queen for those wondering

[nimble niche]

the right move would be Bg4 but a lot of people play Be6 and lose on the spot

[grim edge]

Im not much invested in chess but i was, and i remember still the strats

Lol losing a bishop like that

[boreal coyote]

damnnn my single pawn move had a huge impact lol

wait what how was my estimated elo 1150😭😭

[severe oxide]

yes because blundered a knight

[tulip lichen]

Bro it's always that bishop on y90

[grim edge]

Why what are you

[boreal coyote]

nah im 250 in blitz lol

[grim edge]

...

[severe oxide]

you played well besides the knight blunder

[nimble niche]

@grim edge can you tell what's wrong with Be6?

[grim edge]

i forked him twice... https://www.chess.com/game/81702951676

[boreal coyote]

yep i guess

[graceful lintel]

I think
Queen trap smth?

[nimble niche]

this is a position from the main line wayward queen where many 2200s I play blunder the game immediately with Be6, what's wrong with it?

[grim edge]

Idk tbh sorry

[nimble niche]

the queen can't be trapped if white knows what they're doing

[graceful lintel]

Oh yea

[tulip lichen]

Bruh I turned 13 after 10 days joined this server and suddenly know how to cook puberty is crazy dawg

[tropic plaza]

[nimble niche]

also white is already winning after Be6

[grim edge]

ur queen might get trapped

[graceful lintel]

💀

[grim edge]

btw

[nimble niche]

you can't

[nimble niche]

unless you're that stupid

[boreal coyote]

also whats the best way to remember long huge gambits/openings?

[grim edge]

Gj

[tulip lichen]

Bruh what

[graceful lintel]

Play them

[glossy radish]

hi

[nimble niche]

not even 2200s i play know what's wrong with it until i show them 💀

[boreal coyote]

why didnt i think of that?

[tropic plaza]

Dont focus on openings much aint worth it at early chess

[boreal coyote]

i mean then what do i focus on?

[tulip lichen]

Play them and you'll rediscover the opening

[graceful lintel]

How's it going

[graceful lintel]

Idk

[tropic plaza]

Vision, seeing tactics and some actual useful stuff

[crystal zenith]

im chess now cuz i got banned from rolox bc of this

[graceful lintel]

😭

[tulip lichen]

fr

[graceful lintel]

Free prime for 50$

[nimble niche]

the winning tactic is just the simple Bxe6 fxe6 Qh3 forking e6 and h6

[crystal zenith]

idk i was just trolling a guy

[tulip lichen]

damn bro Roblox aint see the difference in prime and pride

That's crazy

[grim edge]

poguuuuu

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[tulip lichen]

Bro who plays chess like this

How are you gonna focus

[grim edge]

Wdym

[tulip lichen]

Well ig training for tournaments right

[graceful lintel]

Change it

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> imnoob741852

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Rapid: 1079 (1113 peak)
Blitz: 831 (1189 peak)
Bullet: 607

[nimble niche]

Be6 is very natural in a blitz game if you aren't familiar with that type of positions though

[grim edge]

no wayy

[grim edge]

why?

[graceful lintel]

🥹
Btw how u study abt middle games?

[grim edge]

Wdym

[grim edge]

chess lessons

[digital phoenix]

im so dead

[nimble niche]

idk there are probably information in #1040028251965358121

[graceful lintel]

Typing mistakes read again

[graceful lintel]

Oh ty

[grim edge]

Oh alright

[nimble niche]

i trained tactics by playing blitz lmao

[grim edge]

Checkers > chess

[graceful lintel]

Why so ded

[nimble niche]

what tf is checkers?

[grim edge]

Hahahaha

[digital phoenix]

too much game

[glossy radish]

idk

[nimble niche]

🤢 smartest american

[graceful lintel]

Don't use phone for 24 hours

[glossy radish]

gaming till 3am

[graceful lintel]

Interesting

[glossy radish]

las you’re a bad influence

[nimble niche]

who tf calls it checkers except americans?

[glossy radish]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-loading-gif-26060546

[toxic lintel]

Google

[nimble niche]

i call it english draughts like a normal person, not an american

[grim edge]

Checkers is the game with the blacj and white circles that kill eachoter in diagonal only if there is a free spot on the other side for them to land, if more than one checkers is free to eat you can eat them in a row

[boreal coyote]

how?

[grim edge]

damn

[nimble niche]

it's called english draughts everywhere except america

[grim edge]

No in italy it's dama

In france its dame

[digital phoenix]

well now u can sleep but are u going to

[graceful lintel]

Aw hell nah light theme 💀 my eyes
Dies

[white sorrel]

he fell for it haha

[glossy radish]

no

[grim edge]

lol

[grim edge]

Dissolves

[nimble niche]

I meant everywhere else that has english as the official language

[graceful lintel]

This one better

[glossy radish]

more grinding later

[digital phoenix]

u brought this upon urself

[graceful lintel]

Despawns

[digital phoenix]

btw how many stars are u at

[grim edge]

Thanos snap

[glossy radish]

3/4

[grim edge]

this better?

[glossy radish]

my eyes

[graceful lintel]

Not dark enough

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[tulip lichen]

wsg gang

1 more day and i'll be trusted

[grim edge]

You serious

[grim edge]

Who

[glossy radish]

mooooo

[grim edge]

this is way too bright

[graceful lintel]

Me

[tulip lichen]

I just said "I'll"

[grim edge]

Asked

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[slate owl]

why is it so embarassing when ur mom askss you what music you listen to

[grim edge]

Cuz you make it embarassing

[tulip lichen]

your father but guess what he doesn't exist

nobody asked

and your father is a nobody

[grim edge]

Sorry but the orphanage accepts no returns for you

[glossy radish]

always is embarrassing when having to explain yourself to you mum

[tulip lichen]

wowie so the dna test lied

💀

[trim shadow]

Where daily chess puzzle

[severe oxide]

the 1400 in a day dream isnt looking good

[random drum]

https://youtu.be/DPg4vXpgQoU?si=diCkXmud89D7SdkA

[grim edge]

Which one

[random drum]

Now people will say hans cheated

[glossy radish]

lmfao what’s your rating rn

[slate owl]

fr

[tulip lichen]

thanks bro

[severe oxide]

1343

[graceful lintel]

I'll suggest u to take a break probably 7 days long or 5 idk

[glossy radish]

not bad

[random drum]

You can send gif instead of sending a downloaded file

[graceful lintel]

Anytime

[tulip lichen]

he's the one that played a who asked on me

[graceful lintel]

Too lazy to search

[severe oxide]

But when i come back ill be shit

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> bananasanzwich

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Rapid: 1359 (1364 peak)
Blitz: 1106 (peak)
Bullet: 863 (1139 peak)

[graceful lintel]

Dw it happens take a break

[glossy radish]

you already are. now take a break

[slate owl]

lets go 1359!!!

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

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<:profile:1016802308278976642> icarwi

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Blitz: 1113 (1428 peak)
Bullet: 786 (820 peak)

[slate owl]

road to 5000 elo🔥🔥🔥

[severe oxide]

currently in a game

[grim edge]

Wdym, that nobody can play a who asked on you, well guess what i didn't ask

[upbeat viper]

hi chat

[glossy radish]

focus dumbass

JSIODIDJW BYE CHAT

[upbeat viper]

be nice v

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> roadto1000rapid2

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Rapid: 336 (357 peak)
Blitz: 300 (441 peak)
Bullet: 466 (574 peak)

[severe oxide]

opponent has been thinking for like 3 mins im quite bored

[crystal zenith]

i suck

[glossy radish]

NO I SAID NOTHING

[upbeat viper]

but yes, one should focus in their chess games

:)

[glossy radish]

draw arrows

[graceful lintel]

Skill issue

[slate owl]

mom be literally listening to graduation in the living room rn

[glossy radish]

bast i’m sorry

[slate owl]

(thankfully she doesnt speak any english)

[crystal zenith]

yh cuz maybe i play chess in school

[graceful lintel]

💀

[random drum]

tfff

[crystal zenith]

[tulip lichen]

you're making stuff up I didn't say "that nobody can play a who asked on me"
you're having a conversation with yourself at this point go see a doctor you have schizophrenia

[grim edge]

Where you from

[severe oxide]

Thug shaker central next up in the chess server world trust

[graceful lintel]

Bast adopt me

[crystal zenith]

me in chess be like: 🇸🇾 https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/685988795048263742.webp?size=48&name=eror&quality=lossless

[upbeat viper]

I'm at uni

[glossy radish]

off

[latent pebble]

Old

[slate owl]

east korea

[digital phoenix]

did u know it is faster to finish a blitz game than have a mod respond in early hours

[glossy radish]

old

[upbeat viper]

lack of mod in that timezone

[digital phoenix]

im gonna try to finish a rapid game before mod response next

[glossy radish]

yeah hire me

[upbeat viper]

you're not 18

:p

[earnest mason]

What year are you?

[glossy radish]

well

[graceful lintel]

Im stuck here help me(my location)

[severe oxide]

ill make a fake id

[upbeat viper]

2nd

[severe oxide]

Easy

[slate owl]

just get good

[digital phoenix]

2nd of october that is

[upbeat viper]

screenshoted and sent to Richard

[earnest mason]

Oh. So you're just a year older. I'm a freshman

[graceful lintel]

I'm talking abt my flag 💀

[random drum]

Today I played a bishop and pawn endgame without a mistake and managed to draw now I am happy

[severe oxide]

richard aint no snitch

[slate owl]

yes

[graceful lintel]

[random drum]

No mistakes

[upbeat viper]

he doesn't need to snitch to himself

anyway

[toxic lintel]

Is this on mobile?

[graceful lintel]

Yea

[toxic lintel]

How do u get that cool background

[boreal coyote]

is 3000 chess elo=gm??

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/naw-im-not-a-tattletale-butters-stotch-south-park-s16e5-butterballs-gif-23110590

[upbeat viper]

sure can try to become one with such online elo

[slate owl]

if you sign up to be a gm then probably

[glossy radish]

cartoons are freaky

[random drum]

best background(Levy uses this)

[severe oxide]

2500 fide + 3 gm norms to become a grandmaster

[grim edge]

a perfect chess game is a tradehttps://www.chess.com/game/81703064648

[slate owl]

if you had 1 million elo and mever play otb you never get a title

[upbeat viper]

despressing

[severe oxide]

south park is goated

[graceful lintel]

Theme->Custom->background-> select local image

[toxic lintel]

Thx

[random drum]

Lol

[toxic lintel]

Imma use this

[random drum]

Nice I also use this

[tulip lichen]

2500+ fide is a gm

[grim edge]

Do you even know what that is i was talking to you, bit if you can't sustain an atgument whitout saying stupid things like any american ever then su

[digital phoenix]

but if u could get 3k online ud probably be at that level alrdy

[glossy radish]

art style gives me the heebie jeebies

[tulip lichen]

bro watch your spelling you're shaking

[severe oxide]

and 3 gm norms

[tulip lichen]

yeah

[digital phoenix]

hes spasming

[tulip lichen]

yeah he's spaming

[grim edge]

Not easy writing on the phone, easier on keyboard+ why you changing argument is it because you dont know what to say?

[digital phoenix]

hes right u started it for no reason

[tulip lichen]

ok bro chill

[glossy radish]

he changed it because he couldn’t read what u said bro

[toxic lintel]

Epic background😎

[glossy radish]

stop giving us strokes

[tulip lichen]

fr

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

This is the Chess.com profile of idc. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1343 (peak)
Blitz: 1108 (1133 peak)
Bullet: 1057 (1102 peak)

[digital phoenix]

idc

[grim edge]

I was chill it was supposed to be just a classic who asked, but no, you had to take it personally

[severe oxide]

aw it didjt update

[tulip lichen]

watch your mouth when talking to me lil man

[severe oxide]

idc

[glossy radish]

loser

[digital phoenix]

whats it supposed to be

[grim edge]

wayward is not that good

[severe oxide]

1352

[grim edge]

Says the guy who's still in middle school

[digital phoenix]

get 1400

[severe oxide]

i will

[tulip lichen]

go get a job buddy

I make tea and sell it to locals

[severe oxide]

band for band rn

[glossy radish]

share

[digital phoenix]

playing with hackers in fps is so fun fr

[slate owl]

just take the pawn

[tulip lichen]

do you want the recipe?

[glossy radish]

sure

[digital phoenix]

teabag + hot water = tea

[tulip lichen]

store bought tea fr

[glossy radish]

please

[severe oxide]

i do the same except i dont sell them anything and just take their money

[slate owl]

for real

[tulip lichen]

yeah add milk and increase price by 10 pounds

[digital phoenix]

i make () locals

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

sir the knight is protecting it??

[grim edge]

Knowing you, you will probably drop off school at 14 years old but i won't that's why im going to school, to not become a person like you

[slate owl]

i dont care

[severe oxide]

band for band rn

[glossy radish]

please stop with the run on sentences

[slate owl]

take it because you can

[tulip lichen]

ok bro sure

[glossy radish]

i cannot read that shit

[digital phoenix]

pow

[glossy radish]

pew

[tulip lichen]

sure buddy

[tulip lichen]

yeah sure timmy i'll drop off at 14

[glossy radish]

smartass

wait no it’s not available on mobile

[digital phoenix]

they even read out the emoji in ur name

[severe oxide]

do i stop at 1352 or keep going

[glossy radish]

what’s it called

[grim edge]

Thanks for agreeing now go back idk playing fortnite, is that what you kids like?

[digital phoenix]

6 more hours to midnight to grind

[tulip lichen]

that's not even legal in my country smartass💀 (dropping off of school)

[severe oxide]

say less

[glossy radish]

incho take a break

[slate owl]

keep going until youre 300

[digital phoenix]

seedling

[glossy radish]

two hour break minimum

[grim edge]

Are you in north korea?

[tulip lichen]

no

[grim edge]

Then

[glossy radish]

oh

[severe oxide]

band. for. band. rn.

[digital phoenix]

saudi arabia fr

[tulip lichen]

a country with a president that isn't 80+ years old

[severe oxide]

china?

[tulip lichen]

i am totaly from da china bro trust

[rigid meteor]

would you rather be as good as magnus or be as good at Hikaru?

[grim edge]

Then where are you from

[glossy radish]

neither

[digital phoenix]

u ever just go to china and touch grass

[severe oxide]

🤷‍♂️

[rigid meteor]

why not?

[severe oxide]

they both wish to be as good as me

[glossy radish]

they have grass there?

[tulip lichen]

why you tryna know bro

[digital phoenix]

guy is top in the world why would anyone pick hikaru

[glossy radish]

chess not fun

[grim edge]

i dont care banana

[digital phoenix]

idk im only looking from outside

[acoustic mason]

What would a typical accuracy be for a decent 500-999 elo game? I got 2 with >90 and I'm low key worried it looks like I cheated or something

[tulip lichen]

wowie play fortnite on a laptop older than me

[grim edge]

Because know you actually interested me

its a blunder

[tropic plaza]

Is this another discord argument, ccooooollll

[tulip lichen]

know

know🔥🔥🔥

[glossy radish]

hi nk

[ripe vortex]

.

[grim edge]

Then you say i have schizofrenia

[tropic plaza]

What do you think?

[glossy radish]

he stole my pumpkin that i painted

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Kreytorn (kreytorn)

This is the Chess.com profile of kreytorn. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Kreytorn (kreytorn)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1203 (1464 peak)
Blitz: 1139 (1407 peak)
Bullet: 1321 (1453 peak)

[slate owl]

chess.com also tracks your mouse pointer, your eyes and ur mom so they hardly ever mistake a ban so dw

[tulip lichen]

bro misspelled it so bad

[tropic plaza]

You gave it to me, stop accusing me with such nonsense

[rigid meteor]

[glossy radish]

i want it back. it’s mine

[grim edge]

You know when english isnt your first language things arent easy

[grim edge]

which mom ? i have 1000

[tropic plaza]

Gimme a new one and i will consider.

[glossy radish]

birch tree.

[tulip lichen]

english isn't my first language too bro?

[tropic plaza]

No, pumpkin too good

[tulip lichen]

just try harder

[tropic plaza]

Cool

[grim edge]

How many languages do you speak

[tulip lichen]

3

[slate owl]

google: 🗿
dictionary: 🗿

[grim edge]

Me to

[grim edge]

@slate owl boi which mom i have 1000

[acoustic mason]

Oh yeah I know there's more to it, I just hate how suspicious my profile looks

[slate owl]

just get unmomed that easy bruh

[tulip lichen]

wait are we counting our country's language?

[grim edge]

Yes