💬〡general-off-topic

[blazing creek]

depends on your definition of strategies

[drowsy crest]

thats true if u include illegal moves

[blazing creek]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km024eldY1A here watch this

[grim edge]

hello!

[glass carbon]

Who do u think u are?

[solemn ivy]

theres nothing we can do

[drowsy crest]

whats the difference between your fide and cc rating?

[grim edge]

nice name

[glass carbon]

fide rating is WAY harder to get

[drowsy crest]

wdym "get"

[glass carbon]

u dont know what get means?

[grim edge]

A discord member?

[midnight fjord]

A lot

[drowsy crest]

no like i have never played fide so by that ou mean to "get rated in fide" or increase elo in fide

[midnight fjord]

There is more chess positions possible than stars in the sky

[peak plank]

👍🏼

[glass carbon]

U play chess tournaments to get a fide rating

[grim edge]

I am TopG WTF

[peak plank]

Which is the reasoning why chess isnt solved

[blazing creek]

to get an online rating you just need to make an account on chess.com and play a few games.
To get a fide rating you need to keep track of new otb tournaments and pay money to register for each tournament and then play enough games against other rated players to get a rating

[drowsy crest]

in your opinion which has tougher opponents

[midnight fjord]

In a few years it will become very different

Already from now and 20 years ago there is a big difference

[drowsy crest]

each permutation and multiple different combination

[blazing creek]

I just explained the process to get a rating, not to increase your rating

[jovial vector]

and a 1200 having a really good day of chessssss

[drowsy crest]

i have my first fide on october xd

[grim edge]

:3

[upbeat viper]

@strange skiff exposed

[blazing creek]

I only have 3 ranked fide otb games 💀

[glass carbon]

whats ur fide rating

[high ledge]

wow, they now going to bullet to ppl think they not cheating since its speed based?

[midnight fjord]

HAHAHAHA

[grim edge]

LMFAOOOO

imma hop on the stream rq

[drowsy crest]

its an unrated tournament as i said

[high ledge]

i joined vc, but forgot my mic doesnt work nice

[midnight fjord]

@clear sequoia your student has joined the dark side

[high oasis]

LOL

[peak plank]

Saved.

[boreal coyote]

what do yall think of remote chess academy?

[fossil epoch]

has to become a sticker

[upbeat viper]

uh ?

[upbeat viper]

hmmmmmmm

only if she wants it

[peak plank]

its decent

[boreal coyote]

i learned the jobava london system from him and its been pretty useful for me so far

[high ledge]

oh btw @upbeat viper
my youtube acc got like yesterday a french vid as recommended
and there is only one place i type or mention french in all internet

[upbeat viper]

sowwy

[high ledge]

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Name: Bastoura :D (bastouraa)
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 1904 (peak)

[raven flicker]

[grim edge]

who want 1v11 in chess?

[arctic belfry]

You reached 2k! Congrats!!!

[grim edge]

Ill

[peak plank]

@upbeat viper I have a higher spell chess rating than anitta

[grim edge]

Gojo dies in manga

[upbeat viper]

and

[peak plank]

why is she playing spell chess

[upbeat viper]

no idea

[grim edge]

wtf is spell chess

Chess

[blazing creek]

it's chess with spells duh

[grim edge]

Teach me chess

teach me chess

No u

Teach me chess

[blazing creek]

ok the knight moves in the shape of an L

[grim edge]

teach me fhess

[fringe crow]

ok

someone rom indian?

[fringe crow]

it's chess

[grim edge]

hi

[drowsy crest]

me

[violet belfry]

Hey

Me pakistan

[drowsy crest]

bro i hate these players, when they see mate in 1 they go afk

[violet belfry]

🇵🇰

Lol

[grim edge]

I think i know you

[blazing creek]

they usually resign or make a move if you say "I premoved [this move]"

[violet belfry]

Hwo

How

[grim edge]

Connect your account

[stable jungle]

Hey @drowsy crest, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[drowsy crest]

well thank you

[violet belfry]

Idk how to do that

[blazing creek]

sus

[remote bramble]

very

[grim edge]

shut up, didn't even know it existed.

I played like stockfish

[blazing creek]

lol

[remote bramble]

how many moves

[grim edge]

D4

1

[remote bramble]

and in 3650 game there are 68

[dry gale]

Is your refrigerator running?

[grim edge]

Nice

[grim edge]

No

[blazing creek]

it's funny cuz if I wouldn't include "duh" someone or you would probably say "no shit" 😂

[remote bramble]

98 accuracy isnt enough to beat hikaru

[dry gale]

🦅

[violet belfry]

I think have done

[blazing creek]

who are these new GMs? 🍣

[inland shore]

💀

[remote bramble]

magnus and hikaru lol

[timber stream]

Hello

[blazing creek]

they play like 3800+?

is chess.com rating also inflated now

[grim edge]

From where you got this pfp

@timber stream teach me chess

[violet belfry]

Fron discord acc pfp suggests

[grim edge]

Ok

[violet belfry]

What about u

How u know me

[timber stream]

Hmmm

[grim edge]

Here was one guy with that same pfp i thought u are him

[violet belfry]

Ooh

[grim edge]

He got banned

[remote bramble]

thats a usual dc pfp

[grim edge]

Didnt knew about that

Bye

[warped galleon]

me when i

[inland shore]

How is this not hopeless for white

[grim edge]

😂

[grim edge]

Hey

I linked my chess.com with my discord but I still can’t talk in vcs

[peak plank]

It seems like you arent connected

maybe try again

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[grim edge]

How about now? I disconnected and reconnected

[peak plank]

It works!

[grim edge]

Thanks

[void sedge]

bruh

[maiden mesa]

why are indian opponents always so annoying in chat

[lyric latch]

never saw such things

in my case mostly germans were aggressive lol

[upbeat viper]

it's just a toxic person, not about where the guy's from

[peak plank]

bruh

[upbeat viper]

[lyric latch]

same

[grim edge]

finally a mod whos not racist

[peak plank]

👍🏼

[lyric latch]

exactly

[upbeat viper]

just report him for trolling/toxicity

[lyric latch]

nothing happens lol

[tacit summit]

"King's Indian opening" and "King's Indian defense" is a same thing. right?

[upbeat viper]

wrong

[grim edge]

there kings indian attack and kings indian defense

[upbeat viper]

it's just not like cheaters, you don't have feedbacks

but people do get muted

[lyric latch]

reported almost 100 players their account is still active

[lyric latch]

oh so the chat feature gets disabled for them?

[grim edge]

they wont get banned for toxicity

[upbeat viper]

account won't get closed for such messages

[grim edge]

just muted from chat

[upbeat viper]

just muted for x time

[lyric latch]

makes sense

[tacit summit]

what if I wanna learn this opening. As a new what should I learn attacking or defensing? Can you suggest me a book?

[upbeat viper]

muted means, no chat in game, no forum, nothing for them to express their troll and hate

:)

[grim edge]

unless they stall or abort too often or cheat

[lyric latch]

guys if I use stockfish to play against archer queen for my yt video will my account get banned for cheating?

[upbeat viper]

no

[lyric latch]

alright

[upbeat viper]

bots aren't humans and no rating is involved, despite being pointless it doesn't break TOS

[clear sequoia]

Feel free to use bots against computers, but against computers only, not against humans.

[grim edge]

kings indian defense, there is better stuff for white. KID is a black opening when u reply to D4. i recommend caro kann when he does e4 and kid when he does d4

[lyric latch]

what openings do u all play for white??

[upbeat viper]

scotch gambit

[lyric latch]

yeah sure 💪🏻

[grim edge]

italian

[lyric latch]

same

and for black i go with caro kan or the kings indian

why is london so much hated lol

[grim edge]

exactly the same as me

[tacit summit]

I'm a beginner. So, I'm interested to start learning opening with "King's Indian Opening".

[grim edge]

its hard to learn for beginners, first lesrn caro kann for black and italian for white

[lyric latch]

yeah

[grim edge]

then when ur smooth w those then play KID

one step at a time

[lyric latch]

and you should change ur openings time to time in order to not get bored

[grim edge]

even i struggle w KID

[maiden mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/nba-gif-15687325833433865178

[tacit summit]

But I think if I start with this I can use it for both side

[tacit summit]

why?

[grim edge]

KID and KIA is 2 different openings

[lyric latch]

for low elo intalin is good for white and u can use fried liver too

[grim edge]

if u really wanna learn basic stuff, go search kings indian on yourube and watvh gothams chess video on it

he makes it setup based which u can prolly do

[tacit summit]

thats why Im confused.

[lyric latch]

daniel naroditsky is also a great teacher imo

[upbeat viper]

https://clips.twitch.tv/DependableVictoriousOctopusCclamChamp-epgO1-7O_NyzqKuD

Anitta exposed again

[lyric latch]

I never found levy's videos much helpful :D

[grim edge]

kings indian attack IS WHITE, while kings indian defense is BLACK

[tacit summit]

understood

[lyric latch]

how long have u all been playing chess?

[tacit summit]

any book can you suggest me?

[grim edge]

Test

puppy was tired

mf came home and just went straight to his bed

[tacit summit]

7 years but two months in each years 🙂

[stray tartan]

Test

[grim edge]

Ok

[honest imp]

2 months i think

[daring loom]

how did you guys learn chess
my dad taught me how to play and at first i used the chess game on windows 7 at easiest difficulty and i kinda sucked until one day i could beat the lvl 1 bot

i'm sure a lot of people learned chess from their father at some point

even andrew tate did

[arctic belfry]

I don’t remember when I first ever learned chess, but my dad wasn’t involved. I only started learning seriously about… a week or two ago

[grim edge]

My neighbour introduce me to this stupid game, and she learn it from her uncle then proceed to defeat me in four moves

[shut siren]

Hi.

[daring loom]

damn bro her uncle did not hold back

[grim edge]

i bet it was scholars mate

and lil bro fell for it

[amber stag]

Sup

[grim edge]

:3

[amber stag]

How is life for you

[grim edge]

duck this pfp or the older one

[grim edge]

Is he a good boy?

[amber stag]

Looks like a one

[grim edge]

How come you have the OG and just joined the role?

[grim edge]

Don't call this game stupid. 😐

[amber stag]

What

Sorry i really don’t understand discord terminology

[grim edge]

either

[peak plank]

its because they joined before the turst system was released they have the OG role and because they have not connected, they have just joined

[grim edge]

tf is turat

turst

r u smelling burnt toast pixel

[grim edge]

I see. But cc shouldn't give both the roles to the same person

[peak plank]

they get the idea

[glossy radish]

hi

[grim edge]

turst not turst

[peak plank]

it doesnt matter anyways though

[high oasis]

not even joking: a skinny biker with no teeth taught me and he explained that the way you move in chess is the way you move in life. you can even find out personalties with it. it seemed to be true when i tested it for myself.

[grim edge]

True

[glossy radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1074556128001785916.gif?v=1

how’s everybody

[upbeat viper]

gud

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 1904 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

peak mode

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Gabe (gabe1430)

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Name: Gabe (gabe1430)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1211 (1266 peak)
Blitz: 886 (1200 peak)
Bullet: 999 (1200 peak)

[grim edge]

[stable mirage]

1200 peak hmmm

[stable mirage]

peak sitting smh

[coral hatch]

There is a lot that I need to learn about chess. Like controlling my anxiety and focus.

[upbeat viper]

ofc

but yesterday I was at 1816

[barren galleon]

HELP

[last verge]

smh bast all 2k when

[upbeat viper]

give me a week

actually idk

I suck at bullet

[last verge]

bullet ez

[upbeat viper]

according to Mairos I'm fast

I just do dumb moves all the time

[lapis surge]

Black is completely lost

[stable mirage]

that’s fine for bullet tbh

for quite a while

[last verge]

i played apathetic when i was 1700 (wnd he was 1900) and he said i was absurdly fast

he said i gave him more of a challenge than 2k+ players

[upbeat viper]

took me 5sec to win against him

yk

[hasty iris]

is this a bug? i refreshed and still no games in the lobby

[cunning urchin]

So ur still 1700 tho😢

[upbeat viper]

play on CC ?

[hasty iris]

true

[upbeat viper]

🗿

[hasty iris]

but also weird bug i wanted some anon bullet games

[median steppe]

Anyone wanna play some rapid unrated?

[glossy radish]

hi

[hasty iris]

hi vthebusybee

[glossy radish]

hi sjb.fan

[hasty iris]

D:

[glossy radish]

what’s wrong

[misty heath]

a

[stable mirage]

ew no

[misty heath]

badi bhook lagi hai

[tawdry fractal]

badi bhook lagi hai

[lime lava]

Mornin

[glossy radish]

morning

[upbeat viper]

moin moin

[hasty iris]

bon matin

[grim edge]

cc>lichess

[hasty iris]

guten morgen

[glossy radish]

oui oui baguette man

[hasty iris]

V arrete

[glossy radish]

eh?

[grim edge]

cc is apple of chess and lichess is android

[hasty iris]

ce n'est pas gentil : (

[glossy radish]

I DONT SPEAK THAT LANGUAGE

[grim edge]

cc is playsation of chess and lichess is xbox

[lime lava]

Bom dia

[hasty iris]

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 WHAT IS FRENCH FR

[grim edge]

bonjour

[glossy radish]

french is baguette

[grim edge]

mon nom est cole

[tired tendon]

Francuski jest spoko

[glossy radish]

this isn’t fair bye

[hasty iris]

hallo, sprechen sie Deutsch?

[upbeat viper]

ja

[hasty iris]

Ich sprechen sehr gut Frankreich und ein bisschen Deutsch

[glossy radish]

THE ELECTRICITY IS BACKKK

[stable mirage]

🇫🇷

[upbeat viper]

wow

[grim edge]

:3

[upbeat viper]

:3

[stable mirage]

:3

[lime lava]

Só inglês por favor

[upbeat viper]

!eng

[stable jungle]

Please only speak English in chat! This way, everyone can participate in the conversation and the chat can be moderated properly. Thanks for your understanding!

[hasty iris]

NEIN

(ok sorry)

[glossy radish]

yeah i’ve been deprived

[upbeat viper]

how come

[hasty iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[grim edge]

ca va

means how are u

[glossy radish]

idk

[grim edge]

senorita

[upbeat viper]

english now

[stable mirage]

no

[tired tendon]

nie

[stable mirage]

(if you can't tell I'm speaking in spanish)

[lime lava]

I think anime japanese should be allowed

[grim edge]

hola

[stable mirage]

@ mods ban

[grim edge]

its just hello

[nova verge]

Hola!

[grim edge]

how are u

[kind geyser]

Is it possible to download a player's all games? A GM's

[stable mirage]

ban!!!!

[stable mirage]

yes but idk how

[grim edge]

ill ban u from my brithday parties

[nova verge]

Good watching some football gunna work on emojis soon

[stable mirage]

no pls let me come

[nova verge]

Hby??

[grim edge]

i could help

[hasty iris]

@nova vergewhat was that thing you sent btw

[grim edge]

what gift will u bring

[nova verge]

I’m down! You have any emojis u want me to add

[nova verge]

My new server ! Lmfaooo

[stable mirage]

fursuit

[glossy radish]

how speak english

[stable mirage]

[glossy radish]

english 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[grim edge]

u are invited, oct 12th, coles 16th birthday

ill send u the venue and fly u out

[stable mirage]

will u pay for the flight

[grim edge]

ofcourse i said fly u out

[stable mirage]

yay

[grim edge]

first class as of your liking

least i can do for you sir

[stable mirage]

[grim edge]

im such a gentlemen

rich mf

(i have no money)

[stable mirage]

just win some chess tournaments

[grim edge]

im 1200 so

its out if my leauge

[stable mirage]

so win u1200

[grim edge]

arent there people who jump down from 1500s to 1200 just to play those

[glossy radish]

<@&745328830649991179>

[grim edge]

totally worked thanks dude

[stable mirage]

beat them anyway

[grim edge]

with ke2?

[stable mirage]

or play otb

[glossy radish]

i accidentally clicked on it 💀💀

[grim edge]

to scare them

[stable mirage]

whatever you want

[glossy radish]

my ip has been grabbed

[fresh wind]

...

[grim edge]

ill try but most of money goes to shoes anyway

[glossy radish]

rinqed nothing happened

[stable mirage]

…

[grim edge]

be careful v

ion think it was an ip scam tho

it was prolly a fake login page to get ur account

[glossy radish]

i hope so

i was tryna reply and instead clicked it

[grim edge]

worst he can do is attempt to destroy ur router if ur on wifi rn

[hasty iris]

u have 2fa?

just change ur pass to be safe no cap

[grim edge]

she didnt enter her account info so its all good

[median steppe]

Anyone wanna play some rapid unrated

[warped galleon]

depends on the elo

[median steppe]

Im 1000 Blitz and 973 rapid rn

[nova verge]

Sunshine loves tree climbing

[median steppe]

Whats ur rating

[warped galleon]

im 1500 rapid

we can play if you are still up

down*

[median steppe]

It says 1383 peak

Ok im down

[warped galleon]

??

DM me

[median steppe]

Mine Said Something different im sorry

[warped galleon]

no problem

[grim edge]

guys

what was the winning move here i dont get it

[arctic juniper]

hello guys

Anyone wanna play me?

[upbeat viper]

just click on show variations

[grim edge]

uh where

[upbeat viper]

here

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper

[upbeat viper]

or put the pgn in the analysis board first if it's not here

lines

yes

[grim edge]

what do i click

[upbeat viper]

lines

[grim edge]

ok

done now what

[upbeat viper]

now read the best moves

[old thistle]

Now it says the top engine moves

[upbeat viper]

that's it

[nova verge]

Heyo! Anyone up to anything fun today??

[grim edge]

tf

i dont get it @upbeat viper

[vast nebula]

Digest it mindfully

[upbeat viper]

oh well

doesn't show up

click on the share button, copy the pgn and paste it in the analysis board

[nova verge]

Yeah he went all the way up and was a little scared fell down a few branches caught himself then jumped down

[old thistle]

Probably an exchange sac

[grim edge]

Guys

[old thistle]

Oh but the pin

[grim edge]

guys what if i told u black won

[old thistle]

Blunderfest

[old thistle]

A classic Botez Gambit

[grim edge]

no idea what those are

[old thistle]

Queen blunders

[grim edge]

only thing i know is the opening

and i forgot its name lol

[old thistle]

Queen's Gambit

[grim edge]

i wouldve won either way cus i offered t otrade and he didnt see it

after the trade i would have my rook

and id check and promote my pieces

[old thistle]

Promote how

[fickle rampart]

The daily puzzle today is crazy

[grim edge]

g7 promote

[old thistle]

Pawn goes up the board not down

[grim edge]

id just take his pawn in the way

[grim edge]

yes ik bruh

yoo 469 elo is W

[old thistle]

You are down the exchange in the position (knight for rook)...

[pastel drift]

I was up a queen and 2 pieces suddenly I went crazy and I hung everything and eventually I was left with a knight and my opponent was left with a rook

[grim edge]

this would be a gotham video ngl

and he BLUNDERS THE QUEEN

YO WTF DID I JUST SEE

[normal hatch]

Average gotham viewer

[grim edge]

lmao

[little root]

the rooook

[rain hinge]

https://youtu.be/c2VpHN4AX08?si=zDkZSAdE9YC2UMKs

[median saffron]

troll

[normal hatch]

0-0

[last verge]

i've seen it somewhere before

[proper bronze]

feels so good to be 700 elo

i feel like god

FRANK I’M COMING FOR YOUR ELO SO WATCH OUT PUNK

[grim edge]

L backrank mate

[proper bronze]

agreed

[winter vault]

hmmm

[hallow plinth]

I ♥️ minors

Miners*

[grim edge]

im a minor

[winter vault]

same

[grim edge]

wild chat

[winter vault]

same

[hallow plinth]

IM REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE

[winter vault]

miner*

[hallow plinth]

Naw bro you said you like minors

[winter vault]

and im a minor

[grim edge]

biking

[hallow plinth]

I can tell just by looking at your pfp

[winter vault]

what you think a kid should like 80 year old grampas?

who loves little kids

[hallow plinth]

Yes

[winter vault]

makes sense

okay ill brb i gotta talk with my grampa

[bright prairie]

Hii

[hallow plinth]

@bright prairie hello do you support 1940s Germany

[bright prairie]

Uhh hmm

[bright prairie]

I don't want another 1day to

[peak plank]

wonder who that is

[bright prairie]

Albert

He's mad at me now

Doofus is soo nice

He only muted me for 1h

[peak plank]

.

[bright prairie]

He loves me

[hallow plinth]

Did you just assume someones gender

[bright prairie]

Yeah

Doofus is cool he can play blindfold chess too

[grave wasp]

pixel answer dms

[peak plank]

I could but no need to

[bright prairie]

Hi real alex

[peak plank]

im alright with using this account

[silent spear]

went from 709 Elo to 702 today🔥🔥

[bright prairie]

Where is the 220$ blunder in your username @peak plank

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Micah Littlejohn (arrowyoo)

This is the Chess.com profile of arrowyoo. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Name: Micah Littlejohn (arrowyoo)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 702 (716 peak)
Blitz: 500 (572 peak)
Bullet: 317 (350 peak)

[peak plank]

its not there anymore'

[raven flicker]

L

[bright prairie]

Cool

[hallow plinth]

Imagine having a smurf cat pfp

[raven flicker]

Finnaly won against nelson omg

[grave wasp]

I've fallen and it feels too humiliating to fall this low.
Hopefully I can make a resurgence to the chess player I once was or a greater one. Maybe I won't make it back and maybe I'll come back sooner because of it. Regardless, I would be surprised if I lasted offline the CC server for even two days and I know this myself. It's been hard.

[grim edge]

:3

[bright prairie]

I can't beat that 2000 elo

[raven flicker]

oh

[peak plank]

Last sentence there 🙂

[raven flicker]

schoolmate ans defence it until he move his king and win

[grave wasp]

"It's been hard."

[bright prairie]

When i try i draw or loose

[grave wasp]

wait that sounds wrong

[raven flicker]

I cant too

[raven flicker]

He is so good bruh

[bright prairie]

She

[raven flicker]

Imma try beat anyonio first

[jovial vector]

How many rules of this game are there it just doesn't stop

[raven flicker]

I waa talking about noam

[bright prairie]

This game is so hard

[bright prairie]

That Israeli player?

[raven flicker]

Yp

[peak plank]

many

also you have to retype your password when you are done 🙂 @jovial vector

[jade osprey]

moments before disasters

[peak plank]

I think there are 32

[peak plank]

why didnt you just take the free pawn?

[jovial vector]

oh hell nah im giving up thanks for telling me not doing all that lmfao

[peak plank]

give up later.

[jade osprey]

there was a black bishop on b4

[peak plank]

go for 20 at least

[jovial vector]

Will try

[raven flicker]

Imma try beat antonio now

[bright prairie]

Still happy with that

[peak plank]

eh

okay

[drowsy crest]

BRO

nvm

[silent spear]

L Nelson just got QGed when I don't even know QG💀[Event "Vs. Computer"]
[Site "Chess.com"]
[Date "2023-09-24"]
[White "Arrowyoo"]
[Black "Nelson"]
[Result "1-0"]
[TimeControl "-"]
[Termination "Arrowyoo won by checkmate"]

1. d4 e6 2. c4 Qh4 3. Nf3 Qh5 4. e4 Nc6 5. Nc3 Be7 6. d5 Qg6 7. dxc6 bxc6 8. Bf4
   Qg4 9. Bxc7 Bb4 10. Bd3 Qxg2 11. Rg1 Bc5 12. Rxg2 g6 13. Qe2 d6 14. e5 d5 15.
   cxd5 exd5 16. Na4 Bb4+ 17. Nd2 Nh6 18. O-O-O Bh3 19. Rg3 Be6 20. Kb1 Nf5 21.
   Bxf5 Bxf5+ 22. Ka1 Bc2 23. Rc1 Bxa4 24. Qa6 Bb5 25. Qb7 Bxd2 26. Qxa8+ Ke7 27.
   Bd6+ Ke6 28. Qxh8 Bxc1 29. Qf6+ Kd7 30. Qe7+ Kc8 31. Qc7# 1-0

[little elm]

Qd6 is nice move

[jovial vector]

How is Qd8 invalid notation here

[raven flicker]

I schoolmates him ( with a small edit)

[little elm]

Qd8+

[silent spear]

Qd8+

[jovial vector]

ohhhhh

[mystic stream]

yes

[swift pecan]

Chess very hard

[silent spear]

real

[mystic stream]

very hard

[swift pecan]

Man I hate those ppl that verbally abuse on chess.com chat

[rapid lake]

Hello everyone

[rapid lake]

.

[grim edge]

:3

[latent pebble]

Qd8+

[peak plank]

im gonna guess e4 e5 nf3 f6

[silent spear]

Oh I forgot

[peak plank]

wait what

[last verge]

looks like it

[peak plank]

how long ago was it then

[silent spear]

A bit ago, I just had that image of it.

[last verge]

probably followed by Nxe5 fxe5 Qh5+ Ke7 Qxe5+ Kf7 Bc4+ d5 Bxd5+ Kg6 or something but i cant figure out where white had time for h4

[peak plank]

yeah

[last verge]

maybe h4 h6 at some random moment because 700s have no sense of urgency

[peak plank]

alright we created a proof game pog

[last verge]

probably Nxe5+ fxe5 Qh5+ Ke7 Qxe5+ Kf7 h4 h6 Bc4+ d5 Bxd5+ Kg6 Bxb7

[peak plank]

oh wait maybe h4 threatened h5?

[stable mirage]

uwu

[peak plank]

bro came stright from the 2200 chat 💀

[last verge]

either that or h4 h6 right before Bxb7

[stable mirage]

yes

[grim edge]

guys today is the day i’ve been on chess for a year

[full path]

Check out this #chess game: TheVeryBoredStudent vs WaseemR - https://www.chess.com/live/game/89327491251

[worn ice]

TheVeryBoredStudent (1408) vs. WaseemR (1374)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. e3 a6 4. Bd3 Nc6 5. Nbd2 e6 6. c3 Bd6 7. e4 dxe4 8. Nxe4 Nxe4 9. Bxe4 O-O 10. Bxh7+ Kxh7 11. Ng5+ Kg8 12. Qh5 Re8 13. Qxf7+ Kh8 14. Qh5+ Kg8 15. Qh7+ Kf8 16. [Qh8+] 

[full path]

Greek gift but not really

[grim edge]

thats pretty brilliant

i dont think ive gotten a similar stalemate tactic before

cool

[cunning urchin]

Guess that’s still a virtue am I right ?!?!?

[grim edge]

that spam is nauseating

[restive storm]

no

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

Yes

[sharp galleon]

No.

[cunning urchin]

Did chat die

🤔

[quiet sparrow]

Can I rizz up my opponent into resigning

[wanton gull]

Day 1 of waiting for peashooter to be added to chess

[quiet sparrow]

That's a very confusing position, the only things more confusioning that this position are my feelings for you bites bottom lip

[wanton gull]

I died while reading this(possibly by rizz😦)

[quiet sparrow]

Peashooter

I have something I've been meaning to tell you

[wanton gull]

What

🫛

[honest mirage]

just better

[grim edge]

@quiet sparrow speaks spanish by any vhance?

[quiet sparrow]

You're my polar star, I'll go wherever you guide me

[quiet sparrow]

No, sorry

[wanton gull]

😦

[quiet sparrow]

I can speak French tho

[honest mirage]

road to 1300 blitz

[grim edge]

ah, thought because elle is they/them in spanish

[quiet sparrow]

Elle is she in french :3

[wanton gull]

Y’all add peashooter and I’ll give you pea soup

:3

[grim edge]

i can barely remember my 2 years of french

[honest mirage]

bro just gave up because he missed the castle

wtf

[wanton gull]

What language is that

[honest mirage]

german

[wanton gull]

Probably German

Oh ok

[honest mirage]

yea

[quiet sparrow]

Did it work?

[wanton gull]

No(#addpeashootertochess #peashooter😦)

[grim edge]

chat how to pull

[quiet sparrow]

Okay okay I'll try another pick up line

[wanton gull]

Should admins add peashooter(react to say yes or no)

[quiet sparrow]

I saw this one in a musical

[grim edge]

which one im a nerd

[wanton gull]

fym no

😡

[peak plank]

it gets outclass by pretty much every other plant

[quiet sparrow]

No? You wanna hear it in Spanish? Nõ

[grim edge]

💀💀💀💀

[peak plank]

Mega gattling pea > Repeater > peashooter

[quiet sparrow]

Epic its still a wip

[peak plank]

legit better versions exist

[quiet sparrow]

Peashooter is peak shush

[wanton gull]

Peashooter is the first so without him the franchise wouldn’t exist

😡

[peak plank]

sunflower is the first.

[quiet sparrow]

Sunflower can be replaced

[wanton gull]

In pvz1 peashooter is the first

[peak plank]

so can peashooter

[quiet sparrow]

Peashooter can't

[peak plank]

[quiet sparrow]

NUH UH

[peak plank]

there are legit better versions of peashooter and sunflower

nobody is gonna use them any more due to power creeps

[wanton gull]

Basically their all peashooters

But different

[peak plank]

but better

[wanton gull]

Yeah but look threepea is literally three peashooters at once

[bright trench]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/89329754003

[worn ice]

Plisyolked (2114) vs. weedblazer42069 (2047)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. e3 Nf6 4. Bxc4 Bf5 5. Qb3 

[wanton gull]

And repeater is basically angry peashooter

[bright trench]

dude resigned and wasn't even losing

[wanton gull]

And so on so forth

😡

[peak plank]

so it saved three times the space

[peak plank]

and that saves twice the space

[wanton gull]

When I did this they gave me a warning cards and tankards haters fr

[honest mirage]

1300 blitz hitting diff

8 blunders total

[wanton gull]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-peashooter-peashooter-dancing-dancing-gif-12283845711473127663

[honest mirage]

w game

[daring oyster]

e.

[peak plank]

and MGP saves FOUR TIMES the space and can plant foot itslef

[daring oyster]

oof

[wanton gull]

https://tenor.com/view/chungus-big-chungus-how-is-this-man-pea-shooter-gangam-gif-16551968

Explain this then

😡

[daring oyster]

mhm

[wanton gull]

https://tenor.com/view/peashooter-pvz-plants-vs-zombies-pvz2-zen-garden-gif-26197180

Me getting drink

[peak plank]

ok

how about instead of talking about pvz

we talk abt chess

[grim edge]

boo this guy please

[bold willow]

i hate peashooter the ice one is better

because it also plays the greatest opening the london

[grim edge]

if you cant win just play london

[wanton gull]

Peashooter haters fr

😔

@quiet sparrow they haters fr

[grim edge]

woof

[wanton gull]

I’d rather not

[restive storm]

because he played Bg5

interesting

[peak plank]

yeah wow

[lime lava]

dor ch...

[restive storm]

stop 💀

[lime lava]

hello

[grim edge]

i’ve never seen a chat so dead

[restive storm]

hi

[stable mirage]

prep

[pallid crest]

hi

[stable mirage]

REEE PREP

I tried learning lines and immediately started losing

I didnt even get to play them

I was just thinking about too much

yeah for sure

I mean it has brought me success recently

[sleek zealot]

@peak plank you should play the modern

[peak plank]

nope

[sleek zealot]

you should really play the modern tho fr

[peak plank]

Gotta agree with bonglord here

The modern is just a worse scillian dragon

without 1.c5

[echo gust]

Where'd my nickname go?

[grim edge]

what’s the modern

[echo gust]

I was the F pawn!

[peak plank]

you have to connect for nick perms

[echo gust]

Connect to what?

[stable mirage]

larsen gotta be playing b3 f4

[grim edge]

what’s the modern

[peak plank]

Your professer plays chess?

[stable mirage]

or hes throwing

[peak plank]

???

[grim edge]

what professor doesn’t?

what’s his name

wow he’s 53

[peak plank]

oh.

[echo gust]

Oh wait I just realised I'm in the wrong server lol

I waas the F pawn in the Chess Simp server

[peak plank]

(thats quite expected if he had to beat larsen, who died in 2010 I think)

[grim edge]

his net worth is 5 million dollars

[fiery beacon]

Hiii

[bright prairie]

Tf I'm literally him

I'm himmm

5 great moves

That's incredible

[grim edge]

challenge me

[bright prairie]

What's medical ethics

[peak plank]

Alabama? Maybe ill ask cirrin idk

[bright prairie]

I can't i have to watch a chessmood video

[grim edge]

nice

i see you’re more important

[peak plank]

Ah, okay

did you previously like in Alabama?

[grim edge]

how does one pull

[peak plank]

yeah, live

[honest mirage]

hey @clear sequoia

[honest mirage]

are u playing in a tournament rn?

[grim edge]

someone tell me pickup lines

[bright prairie]

I don't understand why did he write that in a chess book

Oh i understand now

[grim edge]

are you a cell phone because i wanna look at you for 14 hours straight

i hate how everyone else is ignoring you

common

what if it's funny tho

i do, i just like sending her pickup lines because it's funny

same with WYSLMIIW questions

[ornate ivy]

No shot you have a gf

[grim edge]

I have a gf

[ornate ivy]

🧢

[grim edge]

💀💀

that's horrible, i love it

would you still love me if i were...

usually it is a worm

[grim edge]

a serial killer

last one i did is "would you still love me if i were a Soviet T-34 Tank™️?"

lil baby has lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

im the one who asks the questions

skyler im not in danger, i am the danger

most times kekw

except for the tank

aight bet

[raven flicker]

i just lost to archer queen bot even i was using hints

real

[peak plank]

Why are you playing bullet

[torpid turtle]

who likes bullet

[peak plank]

You'll probably get it back. @grim edge

[torpid turtle]

SAC THE QUEEN

100%

he can,t stop Rh1#

was it sac the queen

[grim edge]

:3

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[torpid turtle]

hi

anyone here plays chess

[high oasis]

no new friends no new friends no no new

[glossy radish]

hi

[solar tide]

discord is dead

[glossy radish]

dead

[torpid turtle]

my grandpa is dead

[obtuse needle]

Dead or gathered elsewhere

[heavy wing]

Hellooo

I just woke up ;-;

[torpid turtle]

hi

bruh I'm going to sleep soon

[viscid lark]

you are dead

[burnt fox]

are there any chess professionals right now?

[grim edge]

whos a chess.com mod

[grim edge]

me

[grim edge]

are you for real

yes my name is diff colored

u can see its proof

[grim edge]

ok i had a question

[grim edge]

ask

i submitted my title request

just wondering if i did it correctly

im not a mod bro

[grim edge]

i knew by the way u talked lol

cuz mods write in proper grammar

and mods dont respond that quick

lol

[raven flicker]

fr they dont skip their english lessons

[grim edge]

i got a english test soon

[raven flicker]

test**

[glossy radish]

loser

[grim edge]

why add the dots

what i wrote was correct

[raven flicker]

tmrw school😍😍 ready to meet this cringe people😍🦶🏻🤑🤑🤑 exited

[glossy radish]

no it’s test not test

[raven flicker]

why adding the dots!?**

[raven flicker]

100%

[grim edge]

im too high for this

but ive been clean since birth?

[glossy radish]

fr cole ur english is terrible

[grim edge]

how is this possible

[peak plank]

How does having a test make you a loser?

[grim edge]

cute me is and u is we are

[glossy radish]

i’m calling him a loser bc he has one i don’t

[glossy radish]

what

[peak plank]

You will, though

[grim edge]

english

[glossy radish]

i have one every two weeks

[glossy radish]

screw u

[peak plank]

Okay. So you do.

[glossy radish]

yeah

[latent pebble]

You have to actually have a title in order to successfully achieve the title jargon

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/screw-gif-13066140

[glossy radish]

9 inches?

[grim edge]

OMFG IT WORKED

[grim edge]

i do

it worked

[raven flicker]

cute , i am (me) , you are ( ur self) and both, we are "we" ** fix ur english dude

• grammaly staff

[grim edge]

lets relax or people r gonn assume u mean sum weird

[raven flicker]

real

[grim edge]

ive never seen a 9 inch screw before

[glossy radish]

it said 9’. is ‘ inches or feet?

[raven flicker]

Before**

[burnt fox]

white wins, what are the winning moves?

[glossy radish]

or is “ feet

[grim edge]

dawg i said right

[raven flicker]

I said it right! ***

[grim edge]

qh7

[grim edge]

hieght is feet so 9 feet is like 3 feet more than 6 feet

[raven flicker]

You lost 3 games in a row thats a big skill issue

[grim edge]

and inches r like

[glossy radish]

BUT THE SYMBOL

[grim edge]

ur finger is 2-3 inches

[raven flicker]

Highest ***

[glossy radish]

is ‘ feet or inches

[burnt fox]

let's say black plays e5 then, what do u do?

[grim edge]

6’0 is feet

[glossy radish]

so ‘ is feet

[grim edge]

oh its like 6’2, 6 is feet and 2 is inches

[grim edge]

qa7+

[glossy radish]

i’m done

don’t talk to me

[grim edge]

ok butcher

sac the queen cuz its hot

[glossy radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1127460084000247858/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[nova verge]

That got me

[grim edge]

qa7+ and then nec7# (:

[glossy radish]

lol

[burnt fox]

THE RAREST OUT OF ALL THE RARE CHECKMATES

[peak plank]

eh. you should kmow regular members can do such

[glossy radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1108488284511932507.gif?v=1

[nova verge]

Yeah 100%

[latent pebble]

What title

[grim edge]

CM

[latent pebble]

Arena CM or nah

[grim edge]

no what is that

[latent pebble]

ok since you applied just wait

[grim edge]

ok

for how long 💀

[burnt fox]

those are the two greatest chess games ever played by human.

[grim edge]

@latent pebble

[latent pebble]

Until they message you

[grim edge]

who

[radiant dagger]

Relatable?

[grim edge]

Relatable.

[cunning urchin]

Bro really just said they are the best games because of tthe numbers 😭

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/cow-milkshake-gif-14150731

[peak plank]

chat stop spamming the cow

[fickle rampart]

I’m about to go beast mode

[upbeat viper]

Why is chat full of nonsense

._.

[fickle rampart]

AND OVERTAKE ALL THESE NOOBS

[upbeat viper]

Fix yourself chat

[restive storm]

chat right now:

[upbeat viper]

What's that

[toxic lintel]

What's this?

[fickle rampart]

DUOLINGO

[upbeat viper]

Ha

Oké

[fickle rampart]

D U O L I N G O

[toxic lintel]

There's tournaments??

[dull marsh]

I forgot how to chess

[fickle rampart]

Yeah it’s weekly, you either get promoted or demoted each week

The final league is diamond league where it gets sweaty

[sudden meadow]

Norway's highest earning industry is extracting fossil fuel.
With its vast natural gas resources, it has the biggest Soverign Wealth Fund in the world.

With the tiny population of just 5 million, for every Norwegian, there is $350,000 in their SWF.
With a modest annual return of just 4% a year, a Norwegian gets $14,000 a year on top of all regular govenment benefits from regular taxes - for just being born in a country with a tiny population and a lot of gas underneath.

So, Norway is basically just Saudi Arabia, but without the wasteful vanity spending. (which means even more and stable handout money)

In conclusion, anyone who brings up Norway as an example to be followed in terms of how to properly run a country (as a good social and economic model), is a mouth-breathing moron who never does any serious research of one's own and only parrots easy talking points from influencers and politicians - and they should stop talking and be extremely ashamed for being that gullible and ignorant.

[heavy wing]

Helloo

[peak plank]

Dang

Omori hits hard

WAIT CHATS BEEN DEAD FOR THREE MINUTES?

WOAH

@grim edge GET BACK HERE

[static ridge]

guys can soeone please help me

i got to 1k

[peak plank]

?

yes?

[static ridge]

and then i went down to 900

after 2 days

[peak plank]

hm.

[static ridge]

ive been trying to get back up

but its been a week and a half and im all the way down to 800 now

how do i get better omg

[peak plank]

oh.

take a break.

[static ridge]

i was on a streak

a break?

bruh

oh wait

you mean like stop playing but

take lessons instead

[peak plank]

umm

[static ridge]

ok

[peak plank]

yes

[static ridge]

im not gonna play another game until ive mastered every single line of at least 3 openings of each color

learned at least 10 new tactics

and learned at least 10 new endgames

and checkmate patterns

and i will start taking club lessons

with a teacher

and hope i get better ok thanks for the advice

[peak plank]

well..

you only need one opening.

for white.

Just one

Bro whats marios doing

Dor why are you here and not saying anything

[grim edge]

can i join him

[warm turret]

sigh...

[peak plank]

you lost 7-0 to him dang/

[restive storm]

idk

[warm turret]

thats not me lol, apparently the dude hes playing is 1 hour old acc

[peak plank]

oh hmm

[warm turret]

very suspicious activites

they're blundering a ton, probably a couple of friends

[grim edge]

rate manipulation

[cunning urchin]

Computer says I’m 2000

Whoooppsieddooski

[grim edge]

there's some cheat that I think still exists where players just skyrocket their elo even above 3000

[grim edge]

nice

[peak plank]

na3 and nf2 is interesting

[heavy wing]

Is there anyone abovr 3500 elo or 4000 elo?

[grim edge]

beautiful

he played so trash

he should quit chess

he should quit chess NOW

[full path]

Bullet?

[bold willow]

anyone want to play?

[grim edge]

no