💬〡general-off-topic

[grim edge]

damn son

I played 5 book move

[boreal coyote]

man im playing a 10min rapid and my mom called me to do something now i'm down 3 minutes

[narrow crag]

thats nothing

[boreal coyote]

really?

[minor gazelle]

that's a lot

[worn anchor]

Very good move but he ain’t forced to take is he ?

There is qd3

[grim edge]

Bf5 queen is trapped

[severe oxide]

proof brilliants are bullshit

[grim edge]

im ballin

[severe oxide]

(i took a rook)

[grim edge]

bro took a rook 🔥

[severe oxide]

Brilliants are dumb

[grim edge]

just like me fr

[severe oxide]

starky would NOT be proud

[grim edge]

U will get free knight

[severe oxide]

yeah its an obvious move

[grim edge]

i wish italians were real

[worn anchor]

Brilliants are commercial stuff to make you buy premium

[severe oxide]

e4 e5 nf3 nc6 bc4

ez

[grim edge]

every bone withing my meatsack is telling me not to play chess
am i gonna do what my bones tell me? no

[severe oxide]

whismy is dead

[worn anchor]

Shit opening

[grim edge]

yeah, i have xyr number

[boreal coyote]

bro my mom called me again and i had 15s left and i lost on time

[grim edge]

krill issue

[severe oxide]

Goated opening

[severe oxide]

xyr?

[boreal coyote]

ahhhhhhhhhh 15|10 is so long as well man >((, i'm gonna have to back to bullet

[worn anchor]

Long, boring, too much theory on 1703719 moves possible, nah that’s just bad if you don’t have time to study

[worn anchor]

Bro is sending it every single day

[grim edge]

i hate this with all my atoms

[viscid jacinth]

Indeed

[severe oxide]

wtf

[grim edge]

i respect his pronouns

[viscid jacinth]

I hate each one of your atoms

[severe oxide]

ok bozo

[grim edge]

xyr pronouns

[grim edge]

they hate themselves too <3

[grim edge]

are they not called neorponouns

[worn anchor]

Is Xyrs supposed to be mine ?

[viscid jacinth]

Thats why they cant live for more than 10 minutes

[grim edge]

it means his or hers

[grim edge]

xyrs is like 'hers'

[boreal coyote]

anyone wanna play lol https://play.chess.com/fU1xw

[worn anchor]

You bozo, continue to play Italian at mid elo, where every single person plays it

[severe oxide]

i dont play e5 loser

[viscid jacinth]

Italian is simply best

[worn anchor]

You play e4 ?

[grim edge]

so bc i have the right of deciding whismy's pronouns i went with xe/xem, and u said "i respect his pronouns"

[worn anchor]

Too much theory for me

[viscid jacinth]

What do you play

[grim edge]

OH MB

[severe oxide]

Bro what

[tight halo]

WHEN WILL I GET BANNED I WANT TO KNOW PLEASE

[grim edge]

i respect xyrs pronouns

[grim edge]

dw it's like 90% satire but it's funny

[severe oxide]

Soon

[grim edge]

Today

[boreal coyote]

PLEASE SOMEONE https://play.chess.com/fU1xw

[grim edge]

how do u pronounce xyr

[worn anchor]

Depends, can be queens gambit, Catalan, sometime but rarely evans gambit

[grim edge]

that's a good question, let me check

[severe oxide]

bro says italian has too much theory but plays catalan blud tripping

[worn anchor]

« Gzir » ?

[viscid jacinth]

Evans gambit is played in italian

[severe oxide]

fr

[worn anchor]

Way less theory than Italian

[worn anchor]

I know but I play it 1 game out of 10

[severe oxide]

isnt this shit the whole point of being a they/them

[worn anchor]

When I’m lazy to play d4

[grim edge]

i dont understand this question

[severe oxide]

guioco piano superiority

[severe oxide]

why have all this stuff when they/them exists?

[grim edge]

cus some ppl may like it more

[grim edge]

ive decided my pronouns

[worn anchor]

My opponent if you are in this server give me back my 72 points plz

[viscid jacinth]

You can simply just learn evans gambit as you already have, one line on what to do when person plays phildor and one line of what to do when e4 e5, Nf3 Nc6, Bc4 Nf6

Thats it you have learnt italian

[grim edge]

nice

[viscid jacinth]

You no longer need to learn more than that

[grim edge]

please respect my new pronouns

what r em

[grim edge]

its the n word

[digital phoenix]

still worse than mine

[viscid jacinth]

You literally have to learn only two lines now

[bright eagle]

what's your bullet rating?

[worn anchor]

I never played bullet

[tight halo]

guys i reached the chess plateau

[bright eagle]

ahh, nvm then

[keen edge]

guys someone game review this game 🙂 https://www.chess.com/game/81693994366

[tight halo]

i think

[digital phoenix]

have u tho

dude ur 1100 rapid

4 days 2200 with 1600 bullet is fked

[viscid jacinth]

I wanna joke about it but i cant

[tight halo]

i dont play rapid. either with friends or just for fun

[grim edge]

feel u

[bright eagle]

wait his roles says 2200 💀

[worn anchor]

When you throw e4 you have to learn how to play against Caro Kann, Sicilian, Scandinavian, e5, East Indian…

[tight halo]

blitz

[keen edge]

ga/er

[digital phoenix]

but u know what i dont think ur cheating purely because of that 40 3min pr

[viscid jacinth]

i mean that doesn't applies to only italian so

[worn anchor]

Against d4 it’s always d5 or nf6

[boreal coyote]

ahhhhhh good game🫱🏻‍🫲🏻

[viscid jacinth]

its the result that is confusing

[tight halo]

i cant beat people at blitz 2200 anymore. people got good now

[viscid jacinth]

If you have been playing e4 you would learn all those openings once you have faced them

[keen edge]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/81693994366?tab=review perfect game 🥵

[tight halo]

i cant play goofy af openings anymore

[worn ice]

iSymbol (276) vs. Ninilafraise (236)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 d6 4. Nc3 Bg4 5. h3 Bxf3 6. Qxf3 Be7 7. Qxf7+ Kd7 8. Be6# 

[viscid jacinth]

It will be more comfortable then

[worn anchor]

When I play queens gambit (7 games out of 10 approximately) I only have to learn accepted and refuted so 2 lines

[grim edge]

Play some rapid

[keen edge]

there are mutiple ways to decline so no

[worn anchor]

I prefer learning 2 lines well against d4 that’s more simple

[tight halo]

people play so slow. i get sick of it the first game i play every day. unless with friends

[worn anchor]

There is c6 and e6 and in all of cases I play nc3

[viscid jacinth]

Some people do not feel comfortable playing d4 since its middlegames are usually complicated

[digital phoenix]

eh not really

[viscid jacinth]

You are 2k shut up

[digital phoenix]

middlegame is just closed and an absolute hell to play

[viscid jacinth]

but in e4 tho its like open

[tight halo]

Z zzzz3

[worn anchor]

I least you don’t face some random kids who plays 719649173 types of gambit you never faced before

[grim edge]

Aye, anyone wanna play

[worn anchor]

No ?

[viscid jacinth]

i mean its not like there arent many ways to counter d4 you might have never known

[tight halo]

she hella bad

[worn anchor]

Nobody says that

[glass grove]

bro chill

[worn anchor]

9 games out of 10 are d5 or Nf6, against e4 it’s never e5 it’s finished nobody still play that

[iron barn]

this pawn chain omg

[digital phoenix]

the better question is why the king is on f1

[iron barn]

mouseslip

[digital phoenix]

lol

[iron barn]

i wanted to castle

[worn anchor]

« Little goofy puppy » gay as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[viscid jacinth]

Its not hard to counter those other openings without knowing theory tho, if someone play albin counter gambit without you knowing what to do you can be done for

[indigo jetty]

Yo

[boreal coyote]

whats a good 3 check strat?😭

[grim edge]

Yo why do I have trusted role

[digital phoenix]

just throw bishops and queens out anything that can check

[worn anchor]

I personally prefer not learning all those variants and always play d4 d5 c4 e6 nf6 nc3…

[digital phoenix]

also dont throw random checks until ur very confident u can get a chain

[viscid jacinth]

Sacrifice queen sacrifice bishop sacrifice another thing whatever you have

[boreal coyote]

but like how do i avoid getting checked first😭

[digital phoenix]

its jut image and streaming perms

[grim edge]

Ah I see

[digital phoenix]

by overdefending

[tight halo]

rush the queen

[worn anchor]

By castling

[grim edge]

:3

[digital phoenix]

@tight halo do u have a puzzle battle rating

[tight halo]

or that

[worn anchor]

And not playing kf1

[boreal coyote]

okay👍😭

[viscid jacinth]

After that there are many lines to learn anyways

[digital phoenix]

ooh 3 check arena time to throw my rating away

[tight halo]

i dont play it that much but idk maybe we could duel?

[worn anchor]

Always more simple than all e4 counters lines

[indigo jetty]

@digital phoenix lichess adoption when?

[viscid jacinth]

you can always counter in e4 just by learning one line

[worn anchor]

Im talking about me when I play e4

[viscid jacinth]

I mean if you hate learning theory you might as well learn london system

[boreal coyote]

THANKS GUYS I FINALLY WON A 3 CHECK MATCH LETS GO

[steep steppe]

Blunder all your pieces for check mate

[boreal coyote]

I DID

I JUST GAINED 400 ELO FROM THAT MATCH THANKS

[worn anchor]

Few months ago when I used to play e4 everybody answered by e5. Now times has changed

[tidal mica]

@steep steppe that was good?

[worn anchor]

I used to but that’s boring

[flat kraken]

I wish everyone responds with e5 and not Sicilian Boring variation every time :c

[viscid jacinth]

Well you are also saying that you just play two lines 9/10 games

[tidal mica]

true

[viscid jacinth]

that also will be boring for some

[worn anchor]

Sicilian isn’t that boring in fact. A boring opening is East Indian 💀

[worn anchor]

Yeah but I don’t always play 10 same moves every time neither

[flat kraken]

Trust me any opening becomes boring after you see it 200 times

[tidal mica]

kingsindi def tbh

[flat kraken]

I get ptsd every time I see black moves the c pawn

[tidal mica]

c6?

[flat kraken]

Both c6 and c5

[worn anchor]

When both have a solid chain pawn whiteout any chance to a piece to go though I offer a draw

[viscid jacinth]

English opening the opening you only have seen atmost 5 times

shivers me timbers

[tidal mica]

pawn trade?

[tidal mica]

rarest species in the plannet

[flat kraken]

I literally abort every damn game after white starts with c4 (that’s a fact)

[worn anchor]

And if he doesn’t want to trade and if I trade imma be in a bad position ?

[digital phoenix]

ive played too much mobile legends im dead now

[tidal mica]

jst play some waiting moves

[viscid jacinth]

League of legends

[worn anchor]

He will do same

[digital phoenix]

my computer will die so no

[bright glade]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-typing-gif-22904866

[worn anchor]

That’s why I offer a draw

[viscid jacinth]

Your soul will die

[flat kraken]

What’s a computer

[viscid jacinth]

Playing that garbage

[tidal mica]

then draw is the best move according to stok fish

[digital phoenix]

sounds perfect

[worn anchor]

And that’s what I do. I am stockfish 😈

[tidal mica]

:Đ

[worn anchor]

Bro what ???

[tidal mica]

me after losing to a 500

[viscid jacinth]

Can you teach me chess now, i forgot some things since I haven't played in 2 months

[worn anchor]

Who plays 1.c4 ?

[tidal mica]

i played a3

[worn anchor]

Yeah so you just are better with black pieces

[tight halo]

i when i play goofy openings such as pushing every pawn to the 4th square

[worn anchor]

But c4 ?

[viscid jacinth]

Play h3 as white just means you wanna play as black but with an extra advantage

[flat kraken]

These guys

[tidal mica]

noim white better

[tidal mica]

wht???

[worn anchor]

I guess I never faced a 1.c4 in my life or maybe 1

[flat kraken]

Bro how long have you been playing chess

[viscid jacinth]

I have faced some and every time it was awful

[remote bramble]

g2 is the best place for the bishop why h3

[worn anchor]

It’s been approximately 1 year and a half I guess

[tidal mica]

for king side expand

[viscid jacinth]

wdym

[flat kraken]

Lucky 💀

[tidal mica]

and future attack

[flat kraken]

He talking about the pawn not bishop

[viscid jacinth]

No like the first move as h3

[tidal mica]

u know u jst worse at the first move

[viscid jacinth]

whar

[worn anchor]

Oh that’s probably to play 2.d4 so it’s quite a queens gambit where you can’t play 1.d5 as black ?

[flat kraken]

Well yes but I don’t think that’s how mainline English theory works

Cause black usually responds with e5

[tidal mica]

i have a book talks about english

[worn anchor]

Just… why ?

[severe oxide]

e4

[tidal mica]

black would lost a center pawn

[flat kraken]

White basically plays a reverse Sicilian with a queenside initiative or some prolix shish to sound impressive

[worn anchor]

Yeah that’s dumb

[tidal mica]

and u want an big fat center

[tidal mica]

true

[worn anchor]

Ok now I remember. In my beginnings I used to play c4 and I was happy

[tidal mica]

what rating r u guys btw?

[worn anchor]

Sorry y’all

[flat kraken]

The only thing more degenerate than English players is English players that start with Nf3 💀

[flat kraken]

1900 tilted to 1830 (and going down)

[tidal mica]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[worn anchor]

1800 rapid, 1550 blitz (my level is more 1630)

[junior hamlet]

hii chat

[tidal mica]

im 1184 n still going down

[tidal mica]

hi

[severe oxide]

keep playing

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

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Rapid: 1311 (1318 peak)
Blitz: 1111 (1133 peak)
Bullet: 1057 (1102 peak)

[tidal mica]

to lose more?

[tidal mica]

sure

[severe oxide]

how u gonna regain all that elo if u stop now?

[worn anchor]

What would you do in this situation ? (Look at how much points I lost)

I stoped playing blitz personally

[tidal mica]

quit

[flat kraken]

New account so large rating changes

[tight halo]

why

[flat kraken]

Normal things tbh

[tidal mica]

go lichess and win more

[worn anchor]

Yeah but losing 72 against a 1800 on time is quite horrible

[autumn flame]

What was the problem to screenshot that

[tidal mica]

ye

[rapid hill]

sup guys!!

[worn anchor]

And that wasn’t even one of my 10 first blitz games

[flat kraken]

Hey look at the other side you were winning against an 1800 plus the rating points don’t really account to anything on a new account

[junior hamlet]

anyone wanna play??

[rapid hill]

hello

[flat kraken]

Imagine playing chess

[worn anchor]

Yeah that’s true tbh, but I stopped playing blitz to stop losing on time

Now I beat 1800 in rapid that’s better

[flat kraken]

Blud play 3+2 you physically cannot lose on time

I tried it’s impossible

[worn anchor]

Basically I’m a classical player

[junior hamlet]

i always lose on time in 3+2 😭 😭

[worn anchor]

Bro it’s impossible in less than 10 min

[feral elk]

What the barnicle

[tight halo]

what are you guys' puzzle rush best]

too much fortnite

[severe oxide]

812

[tight halo]

good lord

[flat kraken]

As in the famous words of Bobby Fischer, “Man, thinking in a blitz game is a massive skill issue fr”

[heavy wing]

Hello

[tight halo]

3 mins?

[heavy wing]

I am bavk after being muted

[rocky vale]

I just played against someone who stalled a drawn game to the 50 move rule because he wanted to flag and he even got rewarded with a +1

[obtuse citrus]

OWNED

[heavy wing]

Thx for muting me tbh

[severe oxide]

your welcome

[feral elk]

ur welcome schlawg

I am Anthony Barbosa

[grim edge]

i like my women how i like my coffee

[feral elk]

Black?

[grim edge]

(i don't drink coffee)

[severe oxide]

💀

[grim edge]

#💬〡general-off-topic message

[tulip lichen]

bro doesn't like women

[severe oxide]

they real

[grim edge]

co-signed 🗣️

[grim edge]

real bro

[tulip lichen]

homies before h**es amirite🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[grim edge]

homies 🥺

[tulip lichen]

yeah🥹

[severe oxide]

me after the lobotomy:

[tulip lichen]

ong I didn't get banned yet you guys changed me ngl

I don't cuss as much anymore

[grim edge]

lmfao

[boreal coyote]

LETS GOOOO CLIMBED TO 800 ELO LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[obtuse citrus]

gg

[tulip lichen]

i'm still stuck at 700😔

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 749 (783 peak)
Blitz: 609 (638 peak)
Bullet: 493 (576 peak)

[boreal coyote]

well im 763 on 3 check but went to 800

does 3 check count

[flat kraken]

3 check takes more skill

[tulip lichen]

hell no

[grim edge]

no it doesn't

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

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Rapid: 1311 (1318 peak)
Blitz: 1111 (1133 peak)
Bullet: 1057 (1102 peak)

[flat kraken]

Just like London it takes so much skill (fact)

[tulip lichen]

just sac 3 pieces for checks and you're fine

[drowsy lodge]

im lost, i dont know what opening to learn. i keep losing to stupid openings agh this is so annoying

[severe oxide]

just thug it out

[flat kraken]

Coca Cola gambit has a 69% win rate

[tulip lichen]

white has a redicilous advantage for starting first in 3 check

[drowsy lodge]

thats what im trying

[drowsy lodge]

eh?

[fossil epoch]

learn the Italian or something

[tulip lichen]

what is the opening you lose to the most?

[twin moon]

I stretched 15 more points and it still won’t give me that 99 percentile 💀

[severe oxide]

caro-kum best opening

[tulip lichen]

fr

[drowsy lodge]

like slican and fried liver

[tulip lichen]

bro's trying to get banned

[flat kraken]

I kannt stand these Caro kann jokes 💀

[severe oxide]

alapin sicilian and instead of playing nf6 play bc5 = no more fried liver

[fossil epoch]

this

[grim edge]

:3

[drowsy lodge]

how do i study openings tho

[severe oxide]

Hanging Pawns on youtube

[fossil epoch]

you don't really need to know much at your rating

[flat kraken]

Then just don’t play e4 and e5 💀

[severe oxide]

play c6 like a man

[boreal coyote]

3 check takes so much skill

[fossil epoch]

c4 is so annoying

[boreal coyote]

a3 is more sigma.

[tidal mica]

rare*

[severe oxide]

english 🤮

[tidal mica]

TRUEEE

[fossil epoch]

h3>>>>

[severe oxide]

g4 on top

[tidal mica]

f3

[drowsy lodge]

im 700

[tidal mica]

learn italian opening

[severe oxide]

i didnt learn any form of openings until like 1050

[fossil epoch]

your roles say <500 but ok point still stands

[tidal mica]

and learn the fried liver

[drowsy lodge]

how do i learn openings

like how

[tulip lichen]

learn the alapin for sicillian and fried liver just learn the traxler

[tidal mica]

watch gotham

[severe oxide]

go on youtube and search “Hanging Pawns”

[fossil epoch]

fried liver will be useless after a bit of time tho

[tulip lichen]

hell no

[severe oxide]

EW NOOO

[drowsy lodge]

i have

[severe oxide]

absolutely not

[tidal mica]

at 1000 somthing

[tropic plaza]

Incho remember the 2 suspicious players yesterday? They didnt get banned, maybe they are not cheating

[drowsy lodge]

what lessons, is there opening lessons?

[tidal mica]

:))))

[severe oxide]

give it time

[fossil epoch]

or just play the giuoco piano

[tidal mica]

true

[tropic plaza]

They normally ban them in under 12hrs

[severe oxide]

fried liver is still usable at 1500 and higher

[tulip lichen]

https://www.chess.com/openings

[tidal mica]

i got countered at 1100 :/

using the fried liver

[tulip lichen]

depends on the person

[fossil epoch]

It's usable but no one will allow you to play it

[tidal mica]

ye

[severe oxide]

Obviously you cant capture the pawn

[tidal mica]

u can

[drowsy lodge]

ok thanks

[tulip lichen]

just be careful this isn't like your usual 40 second short that shows you how to play one line

[drowsy lodge]

i dont watch shorts

[tulip lichen]

it shows all possibilities

[fossil epoch]

or most

like the ones you see more often

[tulip lichen]

yes because any other move is bad

[grim edge]

i wanted to do an "im not gay but $20 is $20" and then it hit me

[tulip lichen]

fr

bro's skating on thin ice

it's the hikaru rizz right

[boreal coyote]

damn girl are you d5 since i think youre my queen

[worn ice]

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Rapid: 1184 (1199 peak)
Blitz: 714 (851 peak)
Bullet: 596 (812 peak)

[grim edge]

hey babe are you a pawn in the 7th rank? because i wanna turn you into my queen

[tidal mica]

pain

[tulip lichen]

AYO

[fossil epoch]

NAHHHHHH

[boreal coyote]

rizz 9000

[severe oxide]

bro 💀

[fossil epoch]

10/10 would use

[tulip lichen]

7

6

[tidal mica]

6

[tulip lichen]

bro who's trolling

[feral elk]

🏢🏢🛩️

[drowsy lodge]

yeah ik im 6 mins in

[tulip lichen]

buddy it's the opposite

it's like the towers are flying at the plane

[flint fox]

Nah that's just the good ending

[fossil epoch]

bro did the arabian version

[tulip lichen]

fr

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

if someone walks up to me and says "hey is your king weak because i wanna slide my rook into your backrank" im letting them hit

[boreal coyote]

damn girl are you a queen? since i want to trap you

[feral elk]

Hey girl are u 9/11 because i wanna crash my plane between your twin towers

[tulip lichen]

hey is your king weak because i wanna slide my rook into your backrank

[grim edge]

dms

[severe oxide]

Lmfao

[tulip lichen]

fr

[tidal mica]

[tulip lichen]

sorry buddy i'm already taken

😭

[severe oxide]

Ur mine fr

[grim edge]

im better than her

[tulip lichen]

fr

[fossil epoch]

damn you a player

[flint fox]

How to get a blunder reaction :

[tulip lichen]

exactly

you're god damn right

[grim edge]

joddamn*

[tulip lichen]

fr

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-joddamn-right-jod-joddamn-walter-white-breaking-bad-gif-24853055

[grim edge]

i need someone to rizz me fr

[boreal coyote]

i got that 9000 rizz fr

[severe oxide]

ive seen the fight club about 28 times

my parents are listening to the song about the people in paris by kanye west and jay-z

[feral elk]

Schlawg wants to see some chaos ⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

[tulip lichen]

I can make inappropriate chess rizz but let's keep it pg 13 not trying get zesty

[grim edge]

dms 🥹

[tulip lichen]

fr

FR

[severe oxide]

lets keep the rizz family friendly here guys 🥺

[tulip lichen]

chill bro

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> carbonara_bonne

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2207 (peak)
Blitz: 2624 (2688 peak)
Bullet: 2503 (2531 peak)

[grim edge]

no fun

[boreal coyote]

nobody saw that fr

[tulip lichen]

they have logs

you're doomed

[boreal coyote]

damn

[tulip lichen]

now someone will actually see it bro

[feral elk]

@grim edge

[severe oxide]

if no one snitches ur fine

[grim edge]

@serv-

[tulip lichen]

they'll see it anyway

[feral elk]

@iron spade

[grim edge]

today i got scared t death

[flint fox]

Dog bowl compared to a wound

[severe oxide]

someone at my work today had a macaw

[glad wedge]

thank you for this

[grim edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048761167025283133/1106394399174295572/1064344615815217172.gif

mood

[feral elk]

55.202.235.244

[fossil epoch]

skill issue

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

there's blood on my blanket

[tulip lichen]

male period

[feral elk]

🤯

[fossil epoch]

endgame basics are easy as hell

[graceful lintel]

💀

[feral elk]

Oh my god!

[grim edge]

who said im a male cuh

[flint fox]

Trans??

[fossil epoch]

🫃

[tulip lichen]

what

[grim edge]

im agender

[flint fox]

It says it them

[tulip lichen]

💀

[grim edge]

do u not see the flag in my pfp

[severe oxide]

im a gender too 😲

[graceful lintel]

ur a girl?

[grim edge]

you've done that joke like 5 times

[grim edge]

no im not

[obtuse citrus]

hes agender

[graceful lintel]

Alr he's gender

[feral elk]

I identify myself as a nintendo switch 🤯🤯🤯

[flint fox]

I'm a crossiant

[severe oxide]

what gender are you?

[obtuse citrus]

french???

[grim edge]

none

[grim edge]

im gonna punch you with a brick

[obtuse citrus]

🤮

fr*nch

[fossil epoch]

I hope you don't play the French defense against e4

[severe oxide]

dreamsexual?

[tulip lichen]

bro you're a gender?

i'm a gender too

[grim edge]

dude im going to KILL you

[flint fox]

I just play e5

[tulip lichen]

fr

[fossil epoch]

based

[keen edge]

im 1500 elo (in spell chess)

[severe oxide]

e4

[feral elk]

"Are you ready for the songwriting lessons, class?"

Paul McCartney shivers.
Kendrick Lamar's hair stands up.
Kurt Cobain begins shaking.
Thom Yorke gulps.

"Yes Dream", they say in unison.

[severe oxide]

Pop Smoke and Juice WRLD: shooting hoops in heaven Pop: “Wow it’s cold I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket” Juice: “Nah bro! All girls are the same!” Juice WRLD airballs and hits a girl and man Juice: “Pass the ball bro!” Kobe/Gigi turn around Kobe: Got room for 1 more?

[hybrid knot]

yee

[fossil epoch]

average 500 elo game

[tulip lichen]

200*

[graceful lintel]

Me in 15+10 tc game

[hybrid knot]

Omg1!1!!1!!1

[tulip lichen]

i just ate enough sugar for the entire year

[feral elk]

I ate 1 bar of uranium

[tulip lichen]

fr

[hybrid knot]

hmmmm

[tulip lichen]

thats a lot of salt bro

[hybrid knot]

20 billion calories?!

[native musk]

Anyone wanna 1v1 me in chess? Rated game.

[tulip lichen]

no

nobody plays rated

[native musk]

L

[silk stag]

YOO

[native musk]

Imagine being scared to play a rated game

[severe oxide]

Im a girl send nitro and chess premium

[hybrid knot]

bruh

[native musk]

Aint no simp

[silk stag]

im bout to play a 2000 fide rated for the schools tourney

[mighty goblet]

Hi

[severe oxide]

never play rated games from this server its rule 4572100

[native musk]

Where

[grim edge]

#Duck2024

[silk stag]

the girl I likes watching
Hopefully I can draw🙏

[native musk]

I have played so many times

[severe oxide]

Kanye2024

[grim edge]

💀

i love u

[hybrid knot]

YES

[tulip lichen]

people cheat so much

just play unrated and play rated against random people

[grim edge]

i got ye over biden

#Duck2024

[feral elk]

Nah bro theres a bee in his studio

[native musk]

Alr

[tulip lichen]

wait what

[native musk]

Thx for telling me

[tulip lichen]

don't sacrifice your elo

[grim edge]

if they get banned

[tulip lichen]

i just got a cheater banned and we played rated

[keen edge]

you do if they get banned

[tulip lichen]

yeah

[native musk]

Anyone 1v1 me in chess? Unrated !

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro me

username?

[grim edge]

nah me

:3

[native musk]

Ur elo?

[torpid lintel]

What you mean by that?
You should not be scared for rating haha

[native musk]

Username- ItzViber

[grim edge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tulip lichen]

it's unrated

[grim edge]

:3c

[tulip lichen]

people cheat here yk🤷

[grim edge]

@_@

[native musk]

Alr add me bro

[grim edge]

~<

[native musk]

ItzViber is my username

[torpid lintel]

You mean on discord?

[tulip lichen]

5 min?

[grim edge]

@•@

//w//

[tulip lichen]

yeah

[tulip lichen]

5 min blitz?

[native musk]

No 10 mins rapid

[grim edge]

\“)\

[tulip lichen]

oh ok bro

[native musk]

I dont play blitz or bullet

[grim edge]

mrrp meow meow :3

[grim edge]

bark bark bark

woof

woof arf arf

[tulip lichen]

sent you a

[grim edge]

roarrr

[tulip lichen]

challenge

[severe oxide]

Yall need mental help

[grim edge]

bark bark woof

meowww :c

UwU

owo > uwu

@w@ >>>

//w// >>>>

[grim edge]

i love you ┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

[native musk]

@tulip lichen accept challenge

[grim edge]

love you (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[random drum]

Playing bongcloud is a disrespect?

[native musk]

@tulip lichen

[tulip lichen]

hell no

[boreal coyote]

i'm 900 pounds i weigh more than my elo damn😭

[native musk]

Ur 600 elo?

[grim edge]

can i marry u

[native musk]

Its unrated

Wdym

[tulip lichen]

sus win rate ngl

[grim edge]

all non trusted people cheat

[native musk]

??

[grim edge]

:3

[tulip lichen]

damn alr bro

[native musk]

Bro wdym

[grim edge]

whats his wintate

[tulip lichen]

dms

[grim edge]

ok

[native musk]

How do i know my winrate?

[random drum]

@grim edgeface reveal when?

[grim edge]

what abt me 🥹

[grim edge]

u could never cheat ur my husband

[grim edge]

just wait a few dozen years

[random drum]

Lol

when u become GM?

[grim edge]

no, when im dead

i am already a GM

see?

[native musk]

@tulip lichen how do i know whats my winrate?

[grim edge]

bro say bye to ur acc

[random drum]

tffff

[grim edge]

this is lil bro tryna sneak

@native musk connect ur acc btw

[native musk]

Ok

[native musk]

?

[grim edge]

use /connect

[grim edge]

he is on a winning streak w 97 accuracy everytime

[tulip lichen]

in sep 19 he played a 50 accuracy game bro

[knotty ruin]

bro i just beat a 2500 rated puzzle when i lit put it at 2500-3000 elo

[grim edge]

i hate teachers w my life

[knotty ruin]

as a joke

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

mood

[boreal coyote]

is there a move above brilliant?

[grim edge]

ive never cheated so not my canon

[boreal coyote]

like LEGENDARY

[tulip lichen]

ironic how i was JUST telling him about cheaters

[grim edge]

obviously not

[native musk]

Idk

[boreal coyote]

well itd be cool if there was

[graceful lintel]

Nop

[grim edge]

anyone in chat wanna marry me btw

[grim edge]

aint we already

[graceful lintel]

Can I

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

im poly i'll take anyone

[knotty ruin]

what the hell is that 97.5%

[native musk]

@tulip lichen alr ima stream

[grim edge]

duh

[knotty ruin]

bro has stockfish as his brain

[grim edge]

hell na im brekaing up

[native musk]

And play a random rapid game

[grim edge]

sad

i hate polys

cuckhouse

it's a shame

[graceful lintel]

Sorry u can't stream bc u don't have trusted role

[native musk]

Bruh

In dms?

[grim edge]

usually the one where i resign

[graceful lintel]

Waht?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> liquidloggin

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1205 (1210 peak)
Blitz: 826 (849 peak)
Bullet: 652 (777 peak)

[graceful lintel]

Lets go 1200

[native musk]

Cant u do voice call in dms or make a temp group and stream???

[graceful lintel]

[native musk]

@tulip lichen

[graceful lintel]

Idk

[grim edge]

ive been 1200 since a month now

why is there even more blood in my blanket now

[graceful lintel]

[tulip lichen]

wowie 96.2% accuracy

[grim edge]

last rapid i player was 1.5 weeks ago

[graceful lintel]

Oh

[grim edge]

report him

[native musk]

Go f**king report me idc i dont even cheat and ur accusing me for it

Im literally the best player in my grade

[grim edge]

are u sure

[native musk]

Better than 9th graders

[native musk]

Yeah

[grim edge]

bro's like 12 💀

[tulip lichen]

if your elo isn't 1000 make a new account with higher elo

[grim edge]

96 accuracy EVERY GAME

[native musk]

14*

[native musk]

Cant do nothing the other player is trash

[tulip lichen]

couldn't make an account with 4000 elo tho (stockfish 16 elo)

[grim edge]

im 16 next month and im in year 10

dont say ur 7 even as a joke

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[native musk]

Im around 1200

[grim edge]

u can get repored

[native musk]

Not 1600 or smth

[grim edge]

youll get banned if someone acc reports u

[mint yew]

<@&745328830649991179> Joking about age is wrong right?

[tulip lichen]

wowie 1200 with 97.5% accuracy in a 34 move game

[native musk]

?

[grim edge]

fam relax

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/89287795485?tab=review&move=29&tab=review&classification=brilliant&autorun=true

[worn ice]

AnikaAdhrith (893) vs. GDClash (941)

Move List

1. e4 e5 2. d3 Nf6 3. Nf3 Bc5 4. Nxe5 d6 5. Nf3 Bg4 6. Be2 O-O 7. Nh4 Bxe2 8. Qxe2 Re8 9. Nf5 d5 10. e5 Nfd7 11. Qg4 Rxe5+ 12. Kd1 Qf6 13. Nh6+ Kh8 14. d4 Bxd4 15. Qxd4 Re1+ 16. Rxe1 Qxd4+ 17. Nd2 gxh6 18. Re8+ Kg7 19. f3 Qg1+ 20. Re1 Qxg2 

[native musk]

Whats the fhcking problem

[grim edge]

they dont see thet

yall pinging mods for no reason

[flint fox]

How much is this worth?

[graceful lintel]

1€

[mint yew]

Anyways chat

[native musk]

Yall reporting me or what?

[grim edge]

if ur discord gets banned make an alt and join cc and tell us ur banansanzwhich

oh she got locked out

lmao

[fresh wind]

correct

[grim edge]

they were talking ab other person

[grim edge]

did you go back a year or

[grim edge]

nope

what country

[mint yew]

What? They said im

Not them

Bro my head hurs

[tulip lichen]

who tryna play unrated

[mint yew]

Eh the grammar was saying he was 7 (used the word im)

[fresh wind]

I'm confused, did we lockout the wrong person

[severe oxide]

locking out for an age joke is wild

[grim edge]

she didnt even joke an her being 7 it was for the other fela

[fresh wind]

we can't have people that are underage on the server, it's against Discord ToS

[tulip lichen]

he didn't say he's 7???

[grim edge]

i wanna buy a constrained writing book

[tulip lichen]

he said it was a misunderstanding but idk

[grim edge]

she didnt mean shes 7

[tulip lichen]

oh

[mint yew]

Based on grammar he was joking about his age (7) but he commented on a person who said 14

[grim edge]

she said the other guys 7

[mint yew]

Bro am confused as heck am i gonna get banned cuz of mix up?

[grim edge]

imagine liking a chess server which u take serious and then u get BANNED for a misunderstading

[lament jacinth]

Uh oh moment

[mint yew]

Bro i think i just got my self banned

[lament jacinth]

Unlucky

[tulip lichen]

who's tryna play an unrated game?

[severe oxide]

this is not a w ohio rizz moment

[severe oxide]

sure

[lament jacinth]

certified

[mint yew]

Bro ima fail my exams tommorow am still procrastinating

[tulip lichen]

username?

[severe oxide]

idc

[old thistle]

Poor choice of words by him

[mint yew]

...bro 2 mods

[tulip lichen]

how are we playing do we just send links it isn't allowed?

[grim edge]

i don't want your money
and i don't want your love
i want one simple thing
you've probably never heared of
when it hits the papers
the press will have a FIT
it's sweeping all the nations because it...
IS BANANA BREAD

[grim edge]

unfortunately yeah

[severe oxide]

add my account?

[fresh wind]

yes we made a mistake

but the choice of words were not ideal

[tulip lichen]

what is your account? nvm

[mint yew]

...

[lament jacinth]

Scipio moment

[severe oxide]

idc

[fresh wind]

so you can see why we were suspicious

[old thistle]

I didn't even do anything

[grim edge]

thats alright so does she get a chance back?

[mint yew]

Wait will i get banned for reporting?

[fresh wind]

no?

[grim edge]

oh okay

[old thistle]

No lol

[reef grove]

what is the best black opening?

[severe oxide]

caro-kann

[tulip lichen]

for bots or humans

[reef grove]

humans

[severe oxide]

u sending challenge?

[reef grove]

intercontinental balistic misile gambit?

[lament jacinth]

ik all i said was Scipio moment 😭 cause it was a moment with scipio in it

[old thistle]

[torpid lintel]

There is no best opening in chess haha

[tulip lichen]

u send it I don't wanna not follow the rules

[torpid lintel]

Hey Scipio

[lament jacinth]

Anyway ew it's Scipio

[fossil epoch]

(there is)

[tulip lichen]

probably everyone knows it

[old thistle]

Hi Mohit

[severe oxide]

https://play.chess.com/M6qeC

[obtuse citrus]

Im thinking I should play something other than Vienna

[old thistle]

Clearly London

[obtuse citrus]

Anyone got any suggestions

[mint yew]

Bye chat

[fossil epoch]

scotch

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> idc

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1320 (peak)
Blitz: 1111 (1133 peak)
Bullet: 1057 (1102 peak)

[reef grove]

ill do that free game review

[torpid lintel]

If you want we can play a game :)

[old thistle]

Sure, I would love too

[lament jacinth]

Nuh uh we ain't cool like that

[tropic plaza]

Scippy chippy

[torpid lintel]

what time control?
Blitz?

[reef grove]

lol

[old thistle]

You can choose

[torpid lintel]

You like blitz so let's play it

[tropic plaza]

30sec ub

[old thistle]

[tulip lichen]

gg

[torpid lintel]

https://play.chess.com/3pxLc

[obtuse citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/fis-cat-fish-fish-fishing-cat-fishing-gif-5593431

[tulip lichen]

half a minute spent

[severe oxide]

lmao

i need trusted back

[tulip lichen]

i aint no regular 700 buddy

you def saw that tho

and just said he wouldn't see it

right?

[severe oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/celebration-oregon-ducks-gif-23548191

[tulip lichen]

guys i'm a grandmaster in disguise trust

[severe oxide]

lamont

[remote bramble]

30s is hyper, ultra is <15

[fresh wind]

apologies for our lockout mistake, but thanks for raising suspicions of the person you were talking to (itzviber) - they're now closed for FP

[severe oxide]

give @grim edge a custom role for false lockout fr

they deserve it

[remote bramble]

Exactly

[grim edge]

w

bro had 96 accuracy everygame

[tropic plaza]

Oh mb

[hybrid swallow]

Not brillent

[tulip lichen]

yo

yes

he was mad at me in that pic

[tropic plaza]

Rinqed, how long does it take for cc to review your report?

[fresh wind]

depends? When did you submit it? And is this for someone else?

[tropic plaza]

just suspicion, since they just joined 4 days ago has high win to lose ratio and high acc

[grim edge]

send me their acc if u can

[severe oxide]

some kid got 2200 in 2 days and averages 90 accuracy in 3+0

[tropic plaza]

Ariojalilvand

Just suspicion

[fresh wind]

you didn't need to post it in public channels - I asked you to DM it to me

[tropic plaza]

Oh sorry

Nevermind he just got fair played

[grim edge]

w

seeing cheaters get banned satisfys my inner soul

[keen edge]

skill issue

[fresh wind]

what's their Discord so we can lock them out?

[tropic plaza]

I think his not here anymore but its oVigorous

[grim edge]

can u also look into a user that might be cheating?

How do people still play chess.com

Chessly is where it’s at

[keen edge]

@tight halo

?

[tropic plaza]

This guy

[keen edge]

yep he's this guy

[tropic plaza]

He left the server

[keen edge]

no he didnt

[grim edge]

@pliant orbit

this girl has an alt

[keen edge]

1004342994125738016

[grim edge]

shes 2200 and has been playing since 7 months

averages 90 accuracy and maybe more

[fresh wind]

can we please stop with the public cheating accusations - send them to me in DMs

[heavy wing]

I am back from being muted

[grim edge]

oh oky

[heavy wing]

Lol

[static spruce]

what happened

[heavy wing]

I begged for it

[grim edge]

You're back

[tropic plaza]

Tyraaaa

[grim edge]

Little phony

[tropic plaza]

[tulip lichen]

cover up the country we ain tryna give hate to the country racist people will take the advantage

[tropic plaza]

No youre overthinking it

[tulip lichen]

people actually do it bro

just to be safe tho i told him

fr

[static spruce]

either chess or study

[bright glade]

me

[severe oxide]

been callin it since day 1

[small turret]

https://play.chess.com/v3CEf

https://play.chess.com/NDb3M

join my game

https://play.chess.com/NDb3M

[honest river]

Someone wanna play 🙂

[severe oxide]

sure

[small turret]

https://play.chess.com/58Jfd

[honest river]

U play basketball?

[small turret]

hey have player with i can play go mp

[severe oxide]

yeah

[honest river]

Cool, me too

[severe oxide]

pog

[honest river]

wait nvm, i can't play atm, i'll be back in like idk

[tulip lichen]

bro mb

your username IS actually idc

💀

[severe oxide]

💀

[torpid lintel]

Good game!

[small turret]

tanks

can i make revanche

[severe oxide]

proof brilliants are bullshit

[small turret]

https://play.chess.com/2ecTb

[old thistle]

gg

[tulip lichen]

that's a brilliant?

[grim edge]

Hey

[torpid lintel]

Thanks for the game Scipio now it's time to learn from it :)

[hybrid knot]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield2042-battlefield-german-soldier-gif-23924277

[severe oxide]

i took a rook and it leaves me up a knight

[old thistle]

It was fun to play

[tulip lichen]

horsey takes queen rook takes horse check queen blocks rook takes queen check and it's equal

[torpid lintel]

Yes haha

[severe oxide]

Nxc1 rxc1 Qf1 rxf1 and ur winning

[wicked nest]

do you have a map? cause i keep getting lost in your eyes

[rancid bronze]

Havent played chess in a year

[static spruce]

😂

[tulip lichen]

ohhh

right you take the knight first

[rancid bronze]

How much has chess boomed since i left?

[tulip lichen]

yeah it's a shit brilliant

[tulip lichen]

pretty much gone down not up

after most streamers stopped playing

[rancid bronze]

But i heard alot of stuff about chess breaking records or smth

Wait but thats a good thing

Last time i played the servers were complete garbage

[gentle steppe]

MOHIT 1v1 rated

[torpid lintel]

Why rated?
But if you want then okay. What time control? :)

[gentle steppe]

uh 10

min

[craggy valve]

anyone here knows magnus carlsen or hikareu

[rose turtle]

he

[rancid bronze]

Yeah he is my third cousin

[torpid lintel]

https://play.chess.com/oPrUR

[gentle steppe]

oh wait nvm

[torpid lintel]

Someone as joined

[glossy finch]

HELOO

[gentle steppe]

its ok play with them

[rose turtle]

hi

[grim edge]

my fatass is eating donus

[bright glade]

saddest donut ive ever seen

in such a big plate

[bright prairie]

Hi

[grim edge]

haha it’s lonely 😩

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro I know hikareu

not hikaru tho

[boreal coyote]

damnn that kfc was good

[tulip lichen]

kfc on a saturday night hits different

[severe oxide]

crack anyday hits different

[tulip lichen]

fr

[grim edge]

i cant live without chicken

[mint yew]

Ello chat

[lament jacinth]

"Some of our more experienced users tend to take bites straight from the brick"

[narrow crag]

yo

[tulip lichen]

wsg

[lament jacinth]

Hi

[mint yew]

https://tenor.com/view/failure-gif-23242816

[severe oxide]

real

[iron barn]

i cant remember the last time i ate a doughnut

[narrow crag]

finally people say hi

[torpid lintel]

gg

[mint yew]

Ello

[narrow crag]

like really nothing

[narrow crag]

hi

[viral epoch]

Yo

[gentle steppe]

i managed to lose a game 7 points up

[grim edge]

who says doughnut 😭

[narrow crag]

yo

[grim edge]

donut better

[lament jacinth]

Me when

[narrow crag]

yo

[grim edge]

yo

[narrow crag]

what is dunot

[grim edge]

donut is a food

its very sweet

[narrow crag]

that thing with the hole

[viral epoch]

Liya when V.

[grim edge]

yes

[severe oxide]

real?

[viral epoch]

[narrow crag]

thats trash

too sweet

[severe oxide]

”shhmonkey”

[grim edge]

i like flavour

either too spicy or too sweet

[grim edge]

bland is eh

[narrow crag]

spicy?

[grim edge]

ye