💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat viper]

cuz I suck

[grim edge]

u were streaming earlier right

😏😩

[upbeat viper]

yeah

I streamed for 5-6 hrs

[warped galleon]

its true tho i just got beated OVR by some local grandpa

[grim edge]

I'll try to hop on your next stream

[upbeat viper]

oké

[grim edge]

i was busy today

I cant be supportive without getting basted

[upbeat viper]

idk when next will be

[warped galleon]

and i realised that my grandpas brother was the best chess player in the city and had like 7 memorial tournaments

[raven flicker]

How u win a lot of blitz? Im 150 elo

[grim edge]

I am joking bast you can do it je t'aime ❤️

[upbeat viper]

depends if I go to my chess club tomorrow

[grim edge]

i have anitta server friend streams ping dw

[upbeat viper]

[raven flicker]

im so bad at blitz

[upbeat viper]

👌

[upbeat viper]

you play

[raven flicker]

[warped galleon]

like he was winning in other cfountries but never played on fide torunaments

[grim edge]

At 150 elo u just play and u get good eventually

[grim edge]

Woah

[raven flicker]

i want somone to rate my games and tell me what i need to improve

[warped galleon]

i dont know his elo but its approx 2200-2400 FIDE

[grim edge]

i like bullet

[warped galleon]

maybe even more

[grim edge]

@upbeat viper any good systems for black

I am trying to change up my openings a bit

whenever you’re waiting for like an interview or meeting you can play a quick game of chess instead of ten minutes

[upbeat viper]

no need to play a system with black ?

don't be lazy

:p

simply improvise your openings

ezez

[grim edge]

UGHHH FINE ILL LEARN THE CARO

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

I will get off my ass and use my pgns

And my friend's chessable account

[warped galleon]

i have done that when i was 1100 and my opponent was 2k OTB and i won somehow

[upbeat viper]

ez

[grim edge]

What the hell

2k's are trash ong

[warped galleon]

he blundered mate

[upbeat viper]

oof

[bright prairie]

Hi

[grim edge]

Blundering mate as a 2k is embarassing

[warped galleon]

bast:

[grim edge]

Bast isnt 2k

[bright prairie]

Hi evolved barbadian

🗿

[upbeat viper]

basbarian*

but hi

[grim edge]

Anis dont be nice to the french what are u doing

[upbeat viper]

[bright prairie]

I need a mod as a friend

[grim edge]

I AM JOKING BAST LOVE YOU MAN

[peak plank]

@upbeat viper 2k FIDE when

[upbeat viper]

weeellll

[grim edge]

Bast will bast you in cold blood whenever

[upbeat viper]

with one match every week that'll take some time

[grim edge]

🥖

Speaking of which pixel how is ur uscf rating nowadays

do you guys count blitz elo as real elo

[peak plank]

It's gone up a good bit

[upbeat viper]

blitz yes

[grim edge]

You been playing otb?

[upbeat viper]

bullet nah

[grim edge]

i personally count rapid elo as real elo

blitz elo feels like fake elo

[peak plank]

No only OTB

[grim edge]

Nice what's ur rating now

[grim edge]

real

Also can i beat you in ur tilted state

we hate blitz! we hate blitz!

[peak plank]

1730 still for quick, but my classical gone up a good bit

[bright prairie]

Btw after how many mutes i will get baned? @upbeat viper

[grim edge]

Nicee last time it was 1500 if i remember correctly

[warped galleon]

is a board connected to chess. com considered as OTB or not

[grim edge]

It really depends honestly

:3

[bright prairie]

Hmm

[bright prairie]

Hi my favorite duck

[grim edge]

I don't know if i wanna be a n*zi's favorite duck

[bright prairie]

I'm not that

Bro it was a gorilla with that hand sign

[grim edge]

ok

[glad wedge]

explain the 2nd mute tho

[bright prairie]

I will send it in dm

[glad wedge]

it's fine

[bright prairie]

Check dm

Study tactics

And do puzzles

It's the main problem for low elo players

Chessable is for openings

[glad wedge]

what helped me get consistently better accuracy is watch chess vibes videos on middle games

[bright prairie]

Watch YouTube videos on tactics and do puzzles on lichess / chess.com if you have diamond

Your opponent don't play perfectly

And no he doesn't play a bad move

On chess.com ?

So you have diamond

Puzzles elo isn't the same as normal elo

Nop it's about doing it every day

[glad wedge]

i did a puzzle today where the computer blundered mate so sometimes it makes bad moves

[bright prairie]

Stockfish don't blunder

[glad wedge]

the puzzle did, it's not stockfish

[bright prairie]

It's the purpose of a puzzles

[jovial vector]

Gave in to temptations and played a few bullet games 😞

[bright prairie]

No

Watch YouTube videos on tactics bro @grim edge

Can you do 12478 game review for me mate? :3

[lament jacinth]

Hey kids

[sleek zealot]

one someone analyses a game (if you're talking about chess.com) everyone can analyse it

[bright prairie]

Btw thanks for the game review @grim edge

I gained som elo

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Anis (anis_84)

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Name: Anis (anis_84)
Premium Member: False
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1362 (peak)
Blitz: 1303 (1361 peak)
Bullet: 1312 (1322 peak)

[iron wadi]

For how long have you been in this server

[bright prairie]

• 40 today

[iron wadi]

40 days

[bright prairie]

Elo

[iron wadi]

Hi

[bright prairie]

On blitz

[grim edge]

:3

[bright prairie]

Me fr

Really? So you juste need to play

Play more and you will progress

Bro on fire

[obtuse citrus]

Nice

[bright prairie]

Hi bor

[obtuse citrus]

Hi

[bright prairie]

Nice cat picture

[obtuse citrus]

Thanks!

[grim edge]

cat

i love cars

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1146198572140871811/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[grim edge]

10/10 car

would loaf

[lime lava]

bastoua

its a me mario

[bright prairie]

Answer bro

How many mutes someone can get to be banned

[maiden mesa]

lol this dude started a 30 min rapid game expecting it to be a 30 second game, asked for a draw which would have made me lose a rating point, so i told him "no, screw you, im not taking no draw, you can resign" as politely as i could

[glad wedge]

it's just one rating point bro

[raven flicker]

fr

[grim edge]

why has like 4 people since yesterday thought i was +1.5k elo, is it because i look pretentious

[native musk]

Sup

[glad wedge]

because of ur name color probably

[nova verge]

Sup!

[native musk]

?

[grim edge]

im just that skilled

hi

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> blazene

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Moderator or Staff: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1227 (1249 peak)
Blitz: 651 (1020 peak)
Bullet: 868 (1143 peak)

[paper lotus]

nice

[grim edge]

Wadup

https://spotify.link/2VjLqpUYkDb

[latent pebble]

Meh

[grim edge]

who r u

[peak plank]

I misclicked a French and opponent accepted a draw

My opponent is nice, they gave up an Elo for it

You won tourney?

[grim edge]

wait is it tetris because tetra is 4 and all pieces have 4 squares and also a tetris is clearing 4 lines

chess player with a gf? impossible

bro just took her to a dance and said "nope"

@grim edge 1v1 me bullet rn

(im gonna lose)

dms

[stable mirage]

wow you won an already won game faster, nice job

[grim edge]

1. e4 d6 2. d4 Ng8f6 3. Nb1c3 g6 4. Ng1f3 Bc8g4 5. Bf1c4 Bf8g7 6. Nf3g5 Bg4xd1 7. Ng5xf7 Qd8d7 8. Nf7xh8 Nb8c6 9. Ke1xd1 Bg7xh8 10. Nc3b5 O-O-O 11. Bc4d5 Nf6xd5 12. exd5 Qd7g4 13. f3 Qg4xg2 14. Rh1e1 Qg2xf3 15. Re1e2 Bh8xd4 16. dxc6 Qf3f1 17. Re2e1 Qf1xb5 18. cxb7 Qb5xb7 19. Re1xe7 Qb7h1 20. Re7e1 Qh1xh2 21. Re1e7 Bd4f2 22. Re7e2 Qh2g1 23. Kd1d2 Qg1g5 24. Kd2d3 Qg5b5 25. Kd3d2 Bf2d4 26. c3 Bd4b6 27. Re2e7 Qb5g5 28. Kd2d1 Qg5xe7

take my eyes, take them aside

[stable mirage]

nobody writes notation like that anymore

[grim edge]

take my face, and desecrate

my arms and legs, they get in my way

take my hand's, they'll understand

take my heart, pull it apart

take my brain, or what remains

[fringe jungle]

pineapple

[grim edge]

and throw it all away

[grim edge]

agreed

The listening party is over!

kayden u n i we have the same issue

[upbeat viper]

0

[grim edge]

i love timeouts 🥹

[raven flicker]

kayden is handsome man

[grim edge]

tf u do btw

[grim edge]

you're pouting in your sleep
i'm waking, still yawning
we're proving to each other
that romance is boring

sure there are things i could do
if i was half prepared to
prove to each other
that romance is boring

[fringe jungle]

apple

[grim edge]

car

[grim edge]

1. d3 Ng8f6 2. Bc1g5 Nb8c6 3. Bg5xf6 gxf6 4. Ng1f3 e5 5. g3 d5 6. Bf1g2 Bf8b4 7. c3 Bb4c5 8. b4 Bc5b6 9. a4 O-O 10. a5 e4 11. axb6 exf3 12. Bg2xf3 cxb6 13. b5 Nc6e5 14. Bf3g2 Bc8g4 15. Qd1b3 Rf8e8 16. Bg2xd5 Ne5xd3 17. Ke1d2 Nd3xf2 18. Rh1f1 Re8xe2 19. Kd2c1 Nf2d3 20. Kc1d1 Re2xh2 21. Bd5f3 Rh2b2 22. Qb3c2 Rb2xc2 23. Kd1xc2 Bg4xf3 24. Rf1xf3 Nd3e5 25. Rf3e3 Ne5d3 26. Re3xd3 Qd8b8 27. Nb1a3 f5 28. Ra1f1 Qb8c8 29. Rd3d5 Qc8f8 30. Rd5xf5 Qf8xa3 31. Rf5g5 Kg8f8 32. Rg5h5 Kf8g8 33. Rf1f5 Ra8d8 34. Rf5g5 Kg8h8 35. Rg5f5 Kh8g8 36. Rh5h6 Qa3xc3 37. Kc2xc3 f6 38. Rf5xf6 a6 39. bxa6 Rd8c8 40. Kc3b4 bxa6 41. Rf6xb6 a5 42. Kb4xa5 Rc8d8 43. Rb6b7 Rd8d5 44. Ka5b6 Rd5d3 45. Rh6xh7 Rd3xg3 46. Rh7e7 Rg3d3 47. Rb7b8 Rd3d8 48. Rb8xd8

dude nobody cares

that looks like chemistry lol

[eager lava]

The headache go hard ngl

[maiden mesa]

goddamn i just played a near perfect, 48 move game

[grim edge]

spectacular

[fringe jungle]

plane

[remote bramble]

Can you please review the games for today (only bullet)

[grim edge]

this song goes hard

https://spotify.link/u5qY5LP0kDb

[remote bramble]

I feel bad for you tho there are a lot

[maiden mesa]

finally getting over my awful losing streak lets goo

[viral epoch]

No way

Crazy

[grim edge]

mitzuuuu

NAJ2I

but this, THIS is the hahaguffawchucklelamlus, thia funny looking purple part holds our entire capacity for laughter, for years, ive tried to shrink it or cut it out entirely. but frustratingly our survival seems dependant on it

[fringe jungle]

ricky dicky do dah grimes boom shaka bom shakalaka

[grim edge]

shut up

[fringe jungle]

no

[grim edge]

ok

[fringe jungle]

yes

[grim edge]

Hey guys

[peak plank]

Ooh u annotated ur games?

[grim edge]

Hikaru vs Magnus is always fun to watch

[crude shale]

yea

[raven flicker]

I just sent my gf a smurf cat vid and her user changed to instagram_user is that ok? And why i cant see her posts

[peak plank]

Wait a minute who is barcode

[raven flicker]

random instagram glitches ew

[echo kestrel]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/89244626797 Beat another grandmaster

[worn ice]

Verony64 (2141) vs. Togishere (2197)

Move List

1. e4 f5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. e5 Ne4 4. f4 Nxc3 5. bxc3 d6 6. Nf3 Nc6 7. d4 d5 8. Bd3 e6 9. O-O Be7 10. Be3 h6 11. Qe2 g5 12. g3 g4 13. Nd2 h5 14. c4 h4 15. cxd5 Qxd5 16. c4 Qd8 17. d5 exd5 18. cxd5 Qxd5 19. Bc4 Qd8 20. Rad1 hxg3 21. hxg3 Nd4 22. Qd3 c5 23. Nb3 Qb6 24. Nxd4 cxd4 25. Bxd4 Qh6 26. Kf2 Qh2+ 27. Ke3 Qxg3+ 28. Kd2 Qxd3+ 29. Kxd3 Bd7 30. e6 Bc6 31. Bxh8 Be4+ 32. Kc3 a5 33. Be5 Bb4+ 34. Kb3 Rd8 35. a4 Rxd1 36. Rxd1 Bc5 37. Bd4 Bxd4 38. Rxd4 Ke7 39. Bb5 Kxe6 40. Rc4 Bd5 41. Kc3 Bxc4 42. Kxc4 Kd6 43. Kd4 b6 44. Bc4 Kc7 45. Be6 Kd6 46. Bxf5 Kc6 47. Bxg4 b5 48. Be2 b4 49. Kd3 b3 50. Kc3 b2 

[high oasis]

ya mama is an inaccuracy

[fallen wadi]

Just like your ancestors.

[grim edge]

how to tell if you're annoying someone

[raven flicker]

real

[echo kestrel]

Yayyyy finally back to 2200 bullet after like 6 hours

[echo kestrel]

It's impossible

[grim edge]

this shit is unbearable

[peak plank]

@grim edge

[lime lava]

6 hours of bullet... reminds me of someone

[peak plank]

You?

[lime lava]

No,who knows knows

[grim edge]

bast obviously

[peak plank]

Couldn't be bast

[lime lava]

:pepewait:

[grim edge]

i need myself a diary

[grim edge]

hey loser! did you come from losertown loser

yes i did

oh

loser!

o-o

[upbeat viper]

well

was me

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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Premium Member: True
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 1876 (1903 peak)

[upbeat viper]

got to 1903

before going back to 1760ish

then grinding back up

:')

[grim edge]

Why only 2200 bullet

[upbeat viper]

fact

@lime lava when did you get to 2k ?

how long ago

in blitz

dead chat

[carmine shadow]

everybody is frantically working on their bullet now!

[upbeat viper]

how to be better at bullet

except by playing trash trappy openings

[restive storm]

Play really fast

[upbeat viper]

smh

I'm slow ig

maybe I should stop playing 1+0 and only 1+1 or 2+1

[crude shale]

f3 and h3

[restive storm]

You have to be able to play good looking moves fast instead of spending 50% more time trying to find the best move

[clear sequoia]

1+1 is for the O50 seniors crowd. You don't qualify yet!

[upbeat viper]

yeah but I also have the issue of throwing winning pos very easily

[upbeat viper]

I'm old in my head 👴

[restive storm]

Ofc in critical tactical positions with only moves you should spend a bit more time but in more safe positions you don't want to waste too much time

I play the same openings in bullet as in classical

[upbeat viper]

can't play the grünfeld properly in bullet

[clear sequoia]

yeah same. But then I play 20 bullet games against bastoura and notice that I misplayed my repertoire in 10 of them!

[restive storm]

oof

[upbeat viper]

same for me

I always throw moves that are not in my répertoire for some brain issue reason

[restive storm]

I just play the same thing every time so I dont play the wrong move a lot of the time

[upbeat viper]

bullet is killing my brain

despite knowing my move isn't the one I'll play, I just do it anyway

like I don't give enough time to my brain to load répertoire.json

and when I play the move it just loaded

[clear sequoia]

Maybe aim for 2000 FIDE first before 2000 bullet?
It can be FIDE blitz or FIDE rapid…

[upbeat viper]

so I immediately go 'oh that's not the move'

smh

2000 fide

2000 bullet feels easier

:')

2000 fide be much much stronger than me

and you don't need to be good in bullet

just to click fast

which I don't

[restive storm]

💀

[upbeat viper]

ugly

how do you have so few hours

[restive storm]

On lichess I have 115 hours on lichess bullet

[upbeat viper]

wait dor

you got to 2300 blitz in only 9 months ?

from 2000*

[restive storm]

Since when

[upbeat viper]

how did you improve so fast o.O

what a slope

lol

[restive storm]

Do you see a long horizontal line before that

[restive storm]

That's when I was exclusively in lichess

[upbeat viper]

reason why I duck at bullet :

:')

[upbeat viper]

ooh

and what did you to improve ?

only played or ?

magic soup

[restive storm]

I came back to rated chess.com around Jan 2023 according to that graph

[restive storm]

I just kept playing and analyzing on lichess

[upbeat viper]

okay

that seems fast

only 9months to 2300

ggs

[restive storm]

thanks

[thorn meadow]

Hey everyone, how are you all 🙂

[upbeat viper]

tired

welcome

[lime lava]

1 year ago

[upbeat viper]

what was your magic soup to improve

[thorn meadow]

You should go to bed soon then, a nice sleep can never hurt

[thorn meadow]

thanks 🙂

[upbeat viper]

true

[lime lava]

I cant say it here. In 2 years I will be 2500

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fareschessgm

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Premium Member: False
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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 302 (342 peak)
Blitz: 143 (377 peak)
Bullet: 310 (580 peak)

[upbeat viper]

wait

actually took you a month to grind to 2200 from 2000 ??

flat plateau after that

wot

[lime lava]

what

no

[grim edge]

Thats a great improvement Maybe a future super gm

[upbeat viper]

or the graph is wrong

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-niemann-magnus-carlsen-chess-chess-speaks-for-itself-gif-26768859

[lime lava]

Its because I already had mairos acc

[upbeat viper]

aaaah

[steep steppe]

Everyone, remember one thing

[lime lava]

I was 2150 ish

[grim edge]

What do hans mean by that

[upbeat viper]

okay okay

and so

what's your soup

to improve

[raven flicker]

just play the game and do puzzles until one day u be a master like me

[lime lava]

Vinegar, milk, onion, fly, and 1 magnus hair

[upbeat viper]

oh

[raven flicker]

i have all exept magnus hair

[upbeat viper]

[steep steppe]

Someone actual made it

[lime lava]

[restive storm]

Bro got basted

[upbeat viper]

nah

it wasn't intentional

:p

[steep steppe]

Sorwy mods for sending that video 👉👈

[upbeat viper]

just for the thumbnail

[steep steppe]

Anwyas can someone tell me why they used

This photo of mangus for the speed chess champs

Why did they do him so dirty

[thorn meadow]

Magnus is cutie patotie right

[nova verge]

Yes

[thorn meadow]

Lmao

[nova verge]

Heyo! What’s everyone up to?

[steep steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderator-discord-mod-luigi-luigi-dancing-gif-19490303

[thorn meadow]

Not much, just studying 🙂

[nova verge]

Chess? Or school stuff?

[steep steppe]

If a ship has all of its parts replaced is it the same ship after all the oringal parts are replaced?

[nova verge]

Yes.

[thorn meadow]

School stuff, I got two tests soon sadly

[nova verge]

Ahhh in what subject?

[thorn meadow]

Math and English

[nova verge]

I love math but was mediocre at English

[thorn meadow]

I Like math currently too, we are doing easy stuff

I'll go back to studying, have a nice day! 🙂

[nova verge]

U too! Good luck 🍀

[grim edge]

Good luck

what grade are you in?

[thorn meadow]

Thanks guys 🙂

[thorn meadow]

I'm in 10th grade currently, but I would've been finished with school already if I didn't had to redo a whole year

[grim edge]

Oh my God same

[thorn meadow]

I have problems with studying so it's kinda hard for me 😅

[grim edge]

oh wait you’re supposed to be a junior?

[thorn meadow]

I'm not sure what you mean by junior, we got a different school system in germany

[grim edge]

11th grade

[thorn meadow]

We don't have an 11 grade we only have school till 1th-10th

[grim edge]

ohhhhh.

wait so what’s your age

[thorn meadow]

I'm 16 at the moment, You?

[grim edge]

14

[thorn meadow]

Oh 14, what's your elo?

[grim edge]

around 608 though i used to be 661

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> gojonupa

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Rapid: 609 (657 peak)
Blitz: 311 (443 peak)
Bullet: 354 (618 peak)

[thorn meadow]

Do you play chess regularly?

[grim edge]

from time to time yes

[thorn meadow]

I'm sure you can get more then that 🙂

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Darius (sakraellunaluceat)

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Rapid: 1291 (1325 peak)
Blitz: 1521 (peak)
Bullet: 1687 (peak)

[grim edge]

thank you

im sorry you should study i shouldn’t talk to you

[thorn meadow]

Lmao, thanks for the concerns, I'll go study now thanks for reminding me 😅

[grim edge]

bye!!

[thorn meadow]

Bye 🙂

[potent merlin]

Opponent is 1350 elo. He has double my material (2 rooks, two pawns vs 1 rook 1 pawn). He's also up 3 minutes on the clock. Not winning this would be crazy enough but he managed to lose. Gotta be one of the biggest throws

Actually 4 minutes

Not a live game

[cunning urchin]

I just made a song

[grim edge]

AHHH WHO DO I TRUST

[cunning urchin]

“Chess is life, I move 1 piece and they already say I blundered”🧐

[clear sequoia]

Both: The city and surrounding buildings are safe (with some exceptions, don't dig up stuff etc.), but the reactor itself will remain dangerous for thousands of years.

[grim edge]

where were you when we needed you most

[clear sequoia]

When was that?

[grim edge]

all the time

[clear sequoia]

But probably I was farming Bastoura to get to 2200 bullet!

[last verge]

i'm competing in the national underwater basket weaving competitino

[last verge]

chernobyl the city is safe enough but chernobyl the reactor site is not only still highly radioactive but also impossible to visit because it's enclosed in a steel and concrete sarcophagus

[echo gust]

235.3122.8851

[clear sequoia]

Is this the key to unlock your heart? ❤️

[grim edge]

When Doofus is sussy

https://tenor.com/view/cute-anime-anime-girl-uwu-anime-cat-girl-gif-23139995

[limber lantern]

there is an area where it is safe to go around but inside the reactor there are highly radioactive materials, (such as caesium and what the Elephants foot is made of)

[latent pebble]

ok

[lucid sierra]

Has anyone here seen what Magnus Carlsen's stance on chess bots are?

[sinful turtle]

the tilt is real

[lucid sierra]

I remember when he briefly streamed on Twitch there were a lot of people asking him to play Mittens, so much so that he had a chatbot set up that whenever anyone typed the word "Mittens" it would immediately reply with something to the effect of "I do not believe that playing against a computer is playing real chess," or something.

[bright trench]

yuuupp

[lucid sierra]

Which I personally think is a goofy take.

[honest imp]

i think it's valid idk

[lucid sierra]

Chess is a board game and a set of rules.

[grim edge]

you saw him say that and decided to say it again as if you knew that

[last verge]

no i said that because i know it

didn't get a 5 on this exam for nothing

[lucid sierra]

Don't go to the elephants foot

Not that you can

[hexed tundra]

where da baddies

[wanton gull]

Add peashooter to chess

😦

[lament sparrow]

100% accuracy

[wanton gull]

Y’all should add peashooter to chess tbh

😎

[lament sparrow]

.

wdym?

[wanton gull]

Do you not know what a peashooter is

Oh I forgot

[grim edge]

LOL

[lament sparrow]

xD

[grim edge]

guys how do you embarrass an archaeologist

[lament sparrow]

The peashooter is a toy version of the blowgun or blowpipe. It is usually a tube that launches its projectiles via blowing. As the name suggests the normal ammunition is peas, though other seeds, fruits, improvised darts, or wadded up paper can also be used. Wikipedia

[grim edge]

you give him a used tampon and ask them what period it’s from

[lament sparrow]

idk

[wanton gull]

ITS A PLANT FROM PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

[lament sparrow]

i know duh

[grim edge]

LMAOO

[wanton gull]

How do I connect my account

[lament sparrow]

we are not play Plants vs Zombie here

use /connect

[wanton gull]

I know

Yay

[lament sparrow]

just joined

[wanton gull]

Am I connected

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/planta-mitosis-caricatura-pea-shooter-plants-vs-zombies-gif-10877628

[wanton gull]

Me fr

How do I check if I’m connected

[nova verge]

You’ll turn red

[wanton gull]

Am I. Red

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/utena-tenjou-manga-anime-miki-gif-12837943

[wanton gull]

Bro it says I’m connected on the website

[nova verge]

Now you are

[wanton gull]

Ok finally

[nova verge]

Takes a min

[wanton gull]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-peashooter-peashooter-dancing-dancing-gif-12283845711473127663

Will it take a min for the perms

[nova verge]

No that will take a week and 5/7 of those days you have to be active

[lament sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-roll-explosion-gif-25067121

[nova verge]

In this server

[lament sparrow]

https://imgur.com/NQinKJB

[wanton gull]

Check my DM

[nova verge]

Okay

[swift panther]

why does rick astley look like that ginger kid from shameless

or all gingers just look alike

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-possible-disney-mad-raised-eyebrows-gif-15690877

[grim edge]

debbie?

[swift panther]

no the gay dude

[grim edge]

ian?

[swift panther]

yeah yeah

[grim edge]

im on the first episode btw

conveniently

[swift panther]

lmao

when did he reveal he was gay i think i spoiled it

im still on the first season aswell

[grim edge]

no it’s ok i saw like a clip with him with his magazines

[swift panther]

oh ok

[grim edge]

i think it was the first episode

actually

no wait it’s not

[swift panther]

i saw clips of carl grown up and started watching shameless

[grim edge]

same

first clip i ever saw was when carl was fighting a robber

i wonder if this will change us

[swift panther]

🗿

[chrome veldt]

wow this is such a beautiful position

knight, rook, bishop, and 3 pawns are completely unable to move

[random crest]

how does this even happen

[chrome veldt]

oh my god it gets better

bro has 3 pawns and a king

[boreal sapphire]

🏳️‍🌈 PRIDE LOVE 🏳️‍🌈

[chrome veldt]

crazyz thing is after this white is still winning

this is the craziest shit ive ever seen

the engines completely confused

how is this equal exactly..

[peak plank]

Wasn't this alphazero vs stockfish?

[chrome veldt]

noooo

[peak plank]

U sure?

[chrome veldt]

im sure

[peak plank]

Okay

Leela?

[chrome veldt]

its dave smeardon vs a random

[peak plank]

Whom

[chrome veldt]

idk

im watching a video about it and they only say "the opponent"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZANolbUvS0U&ab_channel=thechessnerd

beautiful game

[grim edge]

YO WHERE DID THE ROOK GO

[chrome veldt]

wow.

[grim edge]

the opps pulled up and cornered my bro

[cerulean stirrup]

Guys can the king's indian be used for both black and white?

[chrome veldt]

this game just made me fall in love with chess

really just incredible

[grim edge]

results may vary

[mint yew]

@upbeat viper may i ask you a question? Can you check my account reports in chess.com so i can prove my innocence? (Sorry for ping)

[upbeat viper]

I'm not the support

and the fair play team will see by themselves

if you're clean you have no reason to worry

:)

[mint yew]

Ah thx anyways

I just want to roast someone for accusing me of cheating

[narrow dune]

the kings indian attack is a thing

[cerulean stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/tell-me-more-michael-scott-the-office-steve-carell-gif-5407074

[narrow dune]

https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Indian-Attack https://www.chess.com/openings/Kings-Indian-Attack

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUjxDD7HNNTinraGDsjTkIh_NMnaIOr4K&si=S_WulwIWKclsaGE3

[raven flicker]

bro i need to wait to get trusted role some hours bruh its 7days in server done😡

[peak plank]

Why is it only 2k Elo 😭

What's up with tursted role?

If you are already connected, it's fine

[upbeat viper]

too scared to face strong players

[fading spruce]

[sharp stone]

does someone know the average time a normal person gets to 1000 elo?

[peak plank]

It depends on how dedicated you are

[sharp stone]

how many games then

[peak plank]

The more dedicated -> the faster you progress

[peak plank]

Like I said, doesn't work like that

You can play a lot without being dedicated

It also depends on where you start

You set a goal for yourself

Don't base off of others

[raven flicker]

5000 elo

[sharp stone]

ok

[raven flicker]

[peak plank]

Not my fault if you never accomplish it

[raven flicker]

Nth is impossible😎

[sharp stone]

what do i do in this position (im black)

[raven flicker]

nvm this is

[restive storm]

Average anarchychess post

[sharp stone]

holy hell

[raven flicker]

[glad wedge]

blocked

[restive storm]

Who did bro block

[raven flicker]

☠️

[sharp stone]

🦝

[raven flicker]

Blocked

[sharp stone]

breh

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> fareschessgm

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 302 (342 peak)
Blitz: 125 (377 peak)
Bullet: 303 (580 peak)

[raven flicker]

😎

[cerulean stirrup]

Iv decided to take thing seriously

And improve in chess

[plush kelp]

Hey guys

[glad wedge]

hi

[plush kelp]

How’s everyone’s chess going?

[glad wedge]

nutty

how is ur chess going?

[misty sedge]

barely any progress

[raven flicker]

Bruh i just got schoomated 😡 i forgot that this shit exist

like we are in 2023 duh

[plush kelp]

Up and down been getting some good games today got a 92% playing the Pirc and got a 100% playing the Shark Attack others have been about 72-80%

[chrome veldt]

https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/89254191299?tab=review&move=37

[worn ice]

rayiskray (1009) vs. PaTrickedYou (935)

Move List

1. e3 [e5] 2. d3 d5 3. g3 Nc6 4. Bg2 Nf6 5. c3 Be6 6. h3 e4 7. Qa4 exd3 8. Nf3 Qd6 9. b3 O-O-O 10. Ba3 Qd7 11. Nbd2 Bxa3 12. Qxa3 Ne4 13. Ng5 Nxg5 14. Rd1 Nxh3 15. e4 dxe4 16. Nxe4 Bf5 17. Nc5 d2+ 18. Rxd2 Qxd2+ 19. Kf1 Qd1# 

[glad wedge]

100% game?

[chrome veldt]

I was black

[raven flicker]

Damn can u use /profile

[plush kelp]

/profile

[raven flicker]

pick the one

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> nutty traxx (nuttyt)

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Name: nutty traxx (nuttyt)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1991 (2033 peak)
Blitz: 1563 (1791 peak)
Bullet: 1305 (peak)

[misty sedge]

real

[raven flicker]

Damn how can i get better

[chrome veldt]

did you see the game?

[plush kelp]

That was the 100%

Played the Shark Attack

[misty sedge]

I mean irl

[chrome veldt]

stockfish 16 depth be like

[glad wedge]

nice bro

[plush kelp]

Check my channel I’ve got vids on it

[crude shale]

trash depth

[raven flicker]

name?

[plush kelp]

Nutty Chess Tips

I’ve got like 24 vids on different openings Simon Williams (GingerGM) has put my shark attack line in his new course

[glad wedge]

is the shark attack an actual good opening?

[raven flicker]

Nice vids man wish one would i watch im 300elo

[plush kelp]

Well most of the time when I’m getting it I get around 90% accuracy or above but then I came up with it so I know the moves by heart

[raven flicker]

like how can i improve

[plush kelp]

Well the vids I’ve got on there are for beginners as well as Advanced lines

[plush kelp]

Check some of the playlists on there there’s a few repertoires on the scotch gambit and Jobava London and there’s loads of traps that beginners can use

[bold copper]

does someone wanna do a game at my lvl in rapid (im 1350)

[upbeat viper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcYvDZKLQJ0

[bold copper]

does someone wanna do a game at my lvl in rapid (im 1350)

[hasty iris]

ill play bullet

[upbeat viper]

cringe

imagine playing bullet

[bold copper]

sorry to fast for me lol

[hasty iris]

brotha has more bullet games than me and i only play bullet 😭

[bold copper]

but for real does someone wanna do a rapid game?

[grim edge]

one must imagine sisyphus successful

[upbeat viper]

bruh

[hasty iris]

u play rapid and i play bullet. if my time goes below 9 minutes i lose

[grim edge]

brick let’s play bullet i wanna see if i improved or not

[hasty iris]

oh ok

[bold copper]

ohh that look nice can you voc ?

[wraith willow]

hey

[upbeat viper]

👀

[wraith willow]

i have a question for u

[upbeat viper]

don't ask to ask

:')

just ask

[wraith willow]

how do u get 2000 chess

[upbeat viper]

by playing and training ?

[wraith willow]

ive tried puzzles but im so baad

[wraith willow]

how do i train

[upbeat viper]

watch content, read books, puzzles etc

it takes time anyway

[bold copper]

its gonna take you at least more than a years lol

[grim edge]

okay i did NOT improve

but i mean it is brick so

[bold copper]

@wraith willow whats your elo?

[wraith willow]

like 1200

[peak plank]

By tilting 150 elo

[bold copper]

do you wanna play a game?

[peak plank]

That's how I got to 2k

[wraith willow]

ur 1350 ull beat me

[bold copper]

yeah but you have chance can you voc too ?

[peak plank]

And I even went past it!

[bold copper]

?

[hasty iris]

maybe u did but i think last time i was sacrificing queen? i dont remember

[wraith willow]

what advice would u give to calculate better

[mint yew]

Ello

[peak plank]

Predicit your opponents move and threats

[bold copper]

calculate

[peak plank]

And also your opponents response(s) to your threats

[hasty iris]

ill link something that can help you calculate better

[wraith willow]

ok ty

[hasty iris]

https://www.calculator.net/

[peak plank]

Better not be a yt video

[peak plank]

Holy shit

[hasty iris]

quick maffs

[mint yew]

Math wow

[wraith willow]

...

i hate yall

[hasty iris]

nah the real tip is first connect your account 🙏

[mint yew]

Personally i use calculator soup

[peak plank]

But demsos 😭

[wraith willow]

can geogebra do matrix calculator

???

[grim edge]

.

.

[wraith willow]

dude ur 1800 what advice would u give to calculate better

pls

[grim edge]

i remember we used geogebra in 8th grade as a way to bypass and play games and watch youtube

[hasty iris]

do more puzzles

[lime jay]

guys search "s" in the search bar of ur web browser and send a screenshot

[wraith willow]

ummm

[mint yew]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

Hey @wraith willow, welcome! Make sure to connect your Chess.com account to Discord by typing /connect. That way you'll get full access to our channels and bot commands! You can find all server rules here #〘📝〙rules. For more info on how things work around the server regarding roles and permissions, check out #🔖〡roles. Before posting in #1039943660839641139 you can also check our Frequently Asked Questions in #❓〡server-faq. We're happy to have you here! 💚

[wraith willow]

what rating

[nimble niche]

chess is for nerds

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Clown McClownface (supremechessfailure)

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Name: Clown McClownface (supremechessfailure)
Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1938 (1963 peak)
Blitz: 1707 (peak)
Bullet: 1705 (1740 peak)

[hasty iris]

connect account then u can see everyone's ratings

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Matthew Viñalon (philballcb)

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Name: Matthew Viñalon (philballcb)
Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1463 (peak)
Blitz: 953 (peak)
Bullet: 617 (peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> 1cbb

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2232 (2255 peak)
Blitz: 2151 (2304 peak)
Bullet: 2132 (2211 peak)

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ck_dna

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Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 376 (770 peak)
Blitz: 229 (348 peak)
Bullet: 279

[nimble niche]

my blitz is a bit low rn

i'm not bothered to get it back up

[grim edge]

TT

[grim edge]

same blitz is stupid

you either play rapid or bullet no in between

[nimble niche]

blitz is the only thing i play

[grim edge]

EWWWW

[peak plank]

bro what happened to ur blitz

[glad wedge]

770 peak? how did that happen

[peak plank]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=vl3q3kbpf Chat dont bully me

[nimble niche]

i fall asleep in rapid

[grim edge]

THEN JUST PLAY BULLET

WHY DO YOU TORTURE YOURSELF LIKE THIS

[grim edge]

idk

[wraith willow]

how do u calculate better

[nimble niche]

i do on lc

[peak plank]

Join

[nimble niche]

cc bullet is shit

[plush kelp]

Bullet I get so mad at I’m like 64% timeout losses

[peak plank]

1-0.01 is not such a bad tc

[grim edge]

doesn’t matter which bullet you play

[mint yew]

Mate am still here, im still standing

Me who has search history paused:

[peak plank]

Holy shit I type so slow

Still won tho ig

[lime jay]

im literally johhny cage

[nimble niche]

it makes a big difference when i'm on mobile

[lime jay]

sned link lil bro

[nimble niche]

i can't flag anyone in bullet on cc but i always flag people on lc

[peak plank]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=vl3q3kbpf join then

[glad wedge]

im on phone i type so slow

[mint yew]

Prob cuz of the premove

[nimble niche]

exactly

[lime jay]

I WON LMAOOO

[peak plank]

how td do yall type so fast

[nimble niche]

instant premoves is all about premoving skills

[peak plank]

tf

[crude shale]

low wpm

[mint yew]

I shall remember this day as the day i proved someone wrong

[lime jay]

Believe it or not i have a life

[nimble niche]

my typing speed is around 70-80wpm

[hasty iris]

get gud

[peak plank]

I got 3rd at least...

[mint yew]

Hmm chat dies

[nimble niche]

i got 1000 wpm typing 2 letters

[peak plank]

😦

[lime jay]

MY SHIT DIED I WAS TYPING THE RIGHT THINGS AND IT WAS TYPING RANDOM LETTERS

RIGGED GAME

[hasty iris]

nice?

[peak plank]

NOOOOO

Ok bye chat

[spark apex]

make a new typeracer

[hasty iris]

i made a million mistakes at the end so bad

[lime jay]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=29udoai7ge

[mint yew]

Wut the hail

[hasty iris]

bro come play im handicapped. typing on my laptop keyboard rn

not on my usual

[mint yew]

Still winning tho

[hasty iris]

why are people quitting

[glad wedge]

because it would be too easy to win typeracer against u

[lime jay]

i were afk

[grim edge]

BECAUSE OF YOU

sorry caps

chat drama?

no

ok

not today

ok

[glad wedge]

the good ending

[grim edge]

sorry anony

[nimble niche]

hey nerds

[grim edge]

its fine i did not even microwave the popcorn

[grim edge]

its ok

[lime jay]

i would absolutely maul u in typerace

[grim edge]

😊

[hasty iris]

lmao bro doesnt know the rules

[lime jay]

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=1con809ovc

[hasty iris]

knight cant take if pawn blocking in front

[nimble niche]

i don't think i'm too bad at xiangqi

i watch my uncle play a lot so my xiangqi vision isn't terrible

[hasty iris]

bro didnt know the rules 💀

[nimble niche]

but i can't do tactics

[glad wedge]

is this an actual game?

[mint yew]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-welcome-to-the-failure-gif-24563965

[hasty iris]

ye anything directly in front of the knight will block it

[hasty iris]

chinese chess bro, a classic

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-taking-glasses-off-stoopid-gif-24983995

[nimble niche]

i've seen old chinese people trying to play chess and they play g3 before Nf3

[twin zealot]

lets go!

[hasty iris]

no diagonals i think (tbh i havent played since i was a kid so idk)

bet but can u send a non virus site

that's why it looks so familiar

pawns move and capture forwards

[nimble niche]

do it on pychess

[grim edge]

https://notavirus.com/

[hasty iris]

once u cross the river (middle area) they can start moving sideways

yep

[nimble niche]

elephants can't cross the river

[twin moon]

Oh yea Xi

[nimble niche]

you can play on pychess

[hasty iris]

nah they are op defensively

[mint yew]

Xi jimping?

[hasty iris]

bet

[twin moon]

Bing chilling

[nimble niche]

pychess is like lichess for has a lot of variants

[mint yew]

Xi Simping

[nimble niche]

even shogi and xiangqi variants

[twin moon]

What about ご variations?

(As in Go)

[nimble niche]

idk

[hasty iris]

i created a game

[grim edge]

i don’t think they do

[hasty iris]

join @grim edge

[nimble niche]

i don't remember if there are go variants on pychess

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-bruh-moment-gif-24645114

[hasty iris]

just hit the xianqi game by anon

[nimble niche]

xiangqi

[grim edge]

https://notavirus.com/ xianqi link

here is the link

Duck chess is also fun

[grim edge]

peking duck?

[nimble niche]

mini shogi > standard shogi

[grim edge]

no

[lime jay]

is there anyway to make my wiener look smaller in jeans

when i put on jeans it looks like im absolutely packing but im not

[grim edge]

idk

[hasty iris]

get gud

[mortal iron]

Had a huge win today, in the middle of a blitz game, had to poop really bad, asked for a draw because I had to poop, got a draw 😎

[glad wedge]

im struggling with this too

[hasty iris]

i cant read chinese either bro

thats how it is

wait u can change the piece set

[grim edge]

this is duck chess. iirc

[tough wasp]

i hate duck chess

[glad wedge]

aren't u cm level? @grim edge

[nimble niche]

nerd

[stable mirage]

ghost

[mortal iron]

But Qg5 and duck f4 right?

[cerulean stirrup]

Hi guys

Changed my PFP

[stable mirage]

hello

1.5

[hasty iris]

theyre retricted to the box

[naive acorn]

dont pull your pants all the way up just have it like 2 centimeters below the max

[stable mirage]

round 4 ended

idk I havent met you

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/polandball-countryball-philippines-indonesia-india-gif-6908219993700509409

[sick bough]

just hit 400, was 200 a month ago LOL

hugeee

[naive acorn]

blitz?

[grim edge]

ruy lopez good?

[naive acorn]

blitz 400 is ez

[sick bough]

No rapid, Im a noob

[hasty iris]

BRUH I MISCLICKED

[naive acorn]

ok

[hasty iris]

STUPID MOUSE BROKEN

[stable mirage]

one of them

[sick bough]

blitz too complicated for my brain

[grim edge]

rats are dumb?

[naive acorn]

what

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-taking-glasses-off-stoopid-gif-24983995

[naive acorn]

💀

[sick bough]

its too fast for me, i cant think that fast

not yet

[stable mirage]

last round

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/failure-gif-23242816

[hasty iris]

thats just how it is lol

[sick bough]

i thought beginners should stick to rapid

[stable mirage]

no

[dusk grove]

yo

[stable mirage]

everything except the glasses maybe

maybe

let me finish my val game first

[dusk grove]

do yall go to university? started chess about 1.5 years ago

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-language-you-speak-failure-gif-25904259

[dusk grove]

mainly online

[mint yew]

https://tenor.com/view/fuhrer-cat-gas-gif-25955244

[grim edge]

hey are you asian

[restive storm]

What are you doing💀

[hasty iris]

gg

[mint yew]

Kitler

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-asian-asian-dad-flex-very-impressive-gif-26102945

[stable mirage]

maybe

[grim edge]

kitler

[glad wedge]

why do u have the locked out role?

[hasty iris]

yeah like on lichess go to board settings and change

[tropic plaza]

<@&745328830649991179> broski is locked out

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-i-will-send-you-to-jezus-gif-24191118

[dusk grove]

I thought it was removed?

<@&745328830649991179> yeah I think my roles messed up

[glad wedge]

why do u have it?

[stable mirage]

im not on site currently

[hasty iris]

it's literally the same as lichess bro, hit the gear icon, board settings, pick the piece set

[restive storm]

Bro trying to dox

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-gif-24679196

[grim edge]

i knew it when you said you were gonna play valorant

[stable mirage]

no

[grim edge]

@everyone

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-dont-do-drugs-funny-expensive-advice-gif-23537466

im either racist or accurate

[mint yew]

Facts

Bro- bad timing

[hasty iris]

no? that was my rook checking you

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-honey-money-gif-25736455

[dusk grove]

yeah wut

[glad wedge]

what is locked out???

[restive storm]

A certain role

[upbeat viper]

stop pinging again smh

[dusk grove]

I can't even appeal

[upbeat viper]

didn't you see my ✅

[dusk grove]

whats going on lol

[restive storm]

Why did you think you knew sirius

[hasty iris]

rook in the way

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-gif-24954418

[tropic plaza]

The second statement is true……

[mint yew]

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-timmy-learn-calculus-from-the-back-gif-25905239

[tropic plaza]

Bros got basted

Stop spamming steven

[stable mirage]

cool

you didnt answer if you were playing the blitz

[mint yew]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-gif-24954532

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-he-exactly-emotional-damage-failure-stephen-gif-25725640

[hasty iris]

bruh my stupid mouse again

[naive acorn]

is it wired

[hasty iris]

ye

[naive acorn]

check the usb

[light cosmos]

Road to 1000 elo 942

[hasty iris]

nah it's cause the actual clicky part is busted

been using it for 11 years

[glad wedge]

how long did it take u?

[naive acorn]

just buy a new one or solder a new clicky part

[light cosmos]

Months

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-dont-need-straight-pants-need-gif-25904678

[hasty iris]

def need a new one

just never bothered to get a new one

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-what-de-hail-what-de-hail-u-talking-back-to-me-steven-he-gif-22254878

[hasty iris]

@grim edge again?

[grim edge]

WAT DA HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-you-useless-sakura-look-like-gif-25904767

[peak plank]

Better than my grades tbh but it's middle school so it easy

Nope.

I'll say it anyways

[fiery beacon]

I’ve never been happier in my entire life

[peak plank]

Okay

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-gif-24954532

[fiery beacon]

It’s a long story

[peak plank]

My lowest grade RN is a 90 at least

[hasty iris]

made it

[fiery beacon]

I’ll explain it when I have time to tommorrow

[peak plank]

😭

[fiery beacon]

Nerd

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-i-will-send-you-to-jezus-gif-24191118

[peak plank]

No bully

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-language-you-speak-failure-gif-25904259

[peak plank]

In middle school I had all A+'s...

3rd is no prize right?

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-asian-asian-dad-flex-very-impressive-gif-26102945

[grim edge]

next time be a doctor

[last verge]

pixel where's $220

[peak plank]

Ooh nice

[tropic plaza]

What happened to opposition

[peak plank]

Wdym you lost this it's draw

[fiery beacon]

I give break 50 points for helping my depression (I’m probably gonna go back to the way I was once the dopamine wears off but he can keep the points)

[stable mirage]

burned in a fire

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-gif-24954418

[peak plank]

Bro didn't learn about opposition;(
DW I've done worse in 90+30 games

[last verge]

bro this is king and pawn endgames 101

[stable mirage]

out of how many games

[peak plank]

And their USCF rating is...?

[last verge]

290

[tropic plaza]

7

[peak plank]

Okay...

Umm... 900 is 900

[stable mirage]

was it over 20

[last verge]

two hundred and ninety

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-timmy-learn-calculus-from-the-back-gif-25905239

[restive storm]

d4 player

[last verge]

e4 player