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These are ones I am interested in, I would probably learn like 2 for each color
I literally just know 1 lol
that's way too many
same with najdorf 🗣️ 🗣️
@green sentinel you're lower ELO,do you really think your opponent who hung his queen or rook will know of those lines
Learn scotch Gambit

I genuinely don't know about that one,I don't play e4
learn wayward queen
What does that mean to you
najdorf and gruenfeld both have forced draw lines
No opening but Berlin Defense is a draw or black victory
Wayward queen 🔛🔝
Oh your back
Until what elo did you stop playing the scotch
goated opening
Berlin Defense is so drawish many people called it the end of chess
1550s
I just don't like learning openings that probably won't last me long
Oh okay thanks
i swapped out my italian for wayward queen then decided to play the italian line otb
I'm 1600 and still play it
Yeah
But I don't think you should learn a lot of theory for Scotch
Hikaru also said on his chess opening tier list that he played it till 1800
It just gives you a good position even if they dont fall for the traps
Which opening then?
I have a great alternative
Play d4
Why not
how did you almost lose to a 900 btw?
d4 d5
c4
Queens gambit only acceptable d4 opening
Because you don't have to
Idk
Skills issue 
Jobava Better
i saw that game and you were throwing so hard
It gives a good position
Catalan and London
QG too bland🐈
Principled opening
I missed Ng5(I saw this move but decided not to play it)
Bro I know you're my anime bro but like that's a very bad statement
why not?
wasn't it completely winning?
London so boring and catalan so complicated
I wish it never existed
magnus carlsen wannabe fr
get 2 right, then lose 3 puzzles worth in 1 wrong puzzle
Only acceptable d4 openings are queens gambit and d4 d5 kd2
englund because it's barely a d4 opening anymore
London isn't boring imo,you have many variations but people only know one and they play it all the time
Why Play London When u have Jobava London
@kind geyser what opening do you play now??
I don't play London or Catalan, haven't tried playing Catalan out of fear tbh
I didn't want to sac my rook I thought I would threw it
I did threw it at the end
😭
Exactly
london only has variations for black and if black doesn't know antilondons, it's boring
I play Vienna
At 2000
I'm barely 1600

Bro...
What are we saying about 2100s?
was it just anxiety talking to a girl for the first time? 🤨
I dropped Vienna cuz i thought it would last me till 1300
c4 in London is strong instead of playing c3 every time,dunno the name of it tho
Ye ig 💀
Yes it is
bro my opponent was thinking for 4 minutes straight
Even though its the opening i had the most success with 😭
I just didn't wanted to lose
bro died
Oh man i regret everything now
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does someone want to play a game? (un: AHannanR)
oh disconnected it's a power outage
that's a qg, not a london line
I've thought for 30 minutes straight once in an otb game. You gotta have patience
?????
i'm worried for the opponent i'm not annoyed
sure
That's actually crazy
free elo yk
it's usually played with the c4 first before Bf4 move order
why not
Ahhh fair
well.... you are kinda, a lil too good.....
😦
why did you need to worry? you were playing a 900
@nimble niche I wasn't talking about QG,when you make the first few moves in the game,after castling you play c4 I think,I remember watching and playing that like once lmfao
I've had a situation where I was feeling AWFUL in an otb game. Last round of a tournament and the game was about to be a draw. I felt really dizzy and stuff. Opponent literally thought for 15 minutes before finally making a move and drawing 😭
I lose to 800s in Blitz

we have only played once tho
and I lost 70 elo sience the last time
you know what
Btw that was a new account
simping? 🤨
let's play
Pixel is GOAT
yay
Not really

were they good?
they missed a lot of tactics
Ye kinda
900s Blunders everything
They weren't playing like a 900s
Looks like I'm just too bad

i noticed that they were kinda just moving their pieces back and forth without a plan
Sup
like when there was a free bishop on f6 but you played Qd1 instead of Qxf6
Opinion on listening to music while playing chess
What's good dudes
Life’s good
Depends really some people can concentrate better with it and some find it a distraction
Life's good
No girls
But lots of chess
It does both to me
@peak plank you up to chess
idk I'll try to focus more next time and try to calculate further
Who needs those inferior beings
Its just a preference honestly
Imagine not having a shlong
Ggs bast
careful out there kitten

how did you get so low on time? you were down time when they had a minute and a half left but they played slowly for some reason
First win against titled player?
nah
Bastoura
Like sometimes the music is so good i blunder my queen
You up to play chess in a sec
Music really affects playing style
Heyo!
I JUST FOUND THE BEST AI MADE TRACK
Try rock music and classical music
listen to chinese propaganda music while playing bullet
THIS GOES HARDDD
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I just listen to hip hop
I don't really know why I take so much time to calculate
(I barely calculate anything)
I lost in winning positions bc of timeout in rapid
Wachu rating now bruhnoo
Why don’t you play on mobile
they seemed a bit stronger than 900 as in they didn't hang any pieces in one move
Gut wrenchinf
We specialize in having a life
except that f6 bishop
And touching grass
@grim edge wya nerd
You do neither wachu talking about
Yea
At least you didn't stalemate in this position
@stable mirage hello bro
Sirius u wanna play some rapid
what elo do you think they should be?
I've played this?
stop showing my games without consent
Idk probably I just played bad I'd say 1400+
No @stable mirage
If i had decent connection
Is this a stalemate?
I dont see how connection has anything to do with chess
Nvm it's late here
imma go sleep Bai cya everyone 
should i try play them? 
Yes. I was trying to mate the black king in the starting position
I lose because of connection
Thats what everyone says my guy

no
Awww
my game is in literally 4 min
Nah you'll destroy him 
I just played bad
3*
You have an otb tourney?
wasn't it a her?

yes
Lost on time 
Best of luck to you sirius fk em up
This is what I try to do everytime I beat someone with 7 pieces and pawns remaining
How can i send an image
https://play.chess.com/UQ1av
Blitz 3+2 anyone? Im 1600
Wait ye 

how often does that happen
a few people here have thought that i was a girl before
i say they/them to not risk it
7 out of 10 games if the opponent is low rated
Some people still think that I'm a girl ig 
hmm
but you have an anime pfp, i don't
People judge others via pfp. That's just how it is lol
Hi chat
Oh 
Yea 
how do people even get remotely close to the idea that im a girl?

Rule #1 of the internet: everyone is a man unless proven otherwise
Probably bc u don't use anime pfp
ah, that makes sence
You have a girl pfp
Neuro is bot fr
girls love to use cat pfps
💀
No wait you don’t have a pfp that makes you an asexual
Noted
im still awake at 4:02a,
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Case closed
56-46
W parents
20 
wdym 'noted'?
L 14 year old
Secret stuff
- ratio
have you got a special girl?
I'm high rn
Don't mind this
Imma go sleep
I am polyphasic sleeper
I had 
https://play.chess.com/ejKeD
3+2, 1600 elo
what happened?
hm
let's go
hello chat
Hola poet
I switched places and now I'm in different city 
She said she had crush on me
starts crying
Sweetest love, I do not go,
For weariness of thee,
Nor in hope the world can show
A fitter love for me;
But since that I
Must die at last, 'tis best
To use myself in jest
Thus by feign'd deaths to die.
YOOO, WWWWWW
You'll go hell 
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fyi, I'm already on my way there
damn okay
Me also
After commenting "only in Ohio" in the vid of 5y/o dying of cancer
Yo

N🧊
can you send the game where he cheated?
do you have a special girl now?
That calls for a bottle of champagne 🥂🥂
Nop I don't go outside now
fr*nch city 🤢
Depression stage 1 
5/10
do you have kittens online?
wdym
nice is a fr*nch city
Have u had anger issues recently?
Oh he’s racist (spitting facts)
lol hikaru just got into 2 games at once in the bullet brawl and is fuming
Nop 🥹
I'm just all alone but I have you guys
The online reason I'm on discord is bc of this server
france is not real
My dad ________ my mom
Nop my angry issues r in negative
Real
'or'
what about rora? 
belgium is not real
armenia is just a concept
australia does not exist
new zealand does not exist
a glitch in the matrix
that's what i said
I did
Almost 12 am here gotta sleep
Have a good day everyone
Brother, you are literally 15. 16 approx
Idk
Veery accurate to be honest
But I have experience

wdym no more? did you used to do it?
Wait cats now how to use discord
I did for a year 
Australia does actually exist but it's upside down 🤓
with who?
know*
lithuania is not real
She's from Indonesia
It's been a while I haven't talked to her
america was just a conspiracy
LMAOOOO
Does anyone wanna play?
i premoved his life
lemme check the game 😎
































































1. d4 d5 2. Bf4 Nc6 3. c3 Nf6 4. e3 g6 5. Bd3 Bg7 6. Nd2 a5 7. a4 O-O 8. Ngf3 Bg4 9. O-O Bxf3 10. Qxf3 Re8 11. Rae1 e5 12. dxe5 Nxe5 13. Bxe5 Rxe5 14. c4 c5 15. b3 b6 16. Qg3 Ne4 17. Qf4 Nxd2 18. cxd5 Nxf1 19. Kxf1 Qxd5 20. Bc4 Rf5 21. Bxd5 Rxf4 22. Bxa8 Rh4 23. e4 Rxh2 24. g3 Rh1+ 25. Ke2 Rxe1+ 26. Kxe1 Bc3+ 27. Ke2 Bd4 28. Bd5 Kg7 29. f4 Kf6 30. Kf3 Ke7 31. Kg4 h5+ 32. Kg5 Bf2 33. g4 h4 34. f5 f6+ 35. Kxg6 h3 36. e5 fxe5 37. Kg5 h2 38. Be4 Be3+ 39. Kg6 Bf4 40. f6+ Kf8 41. g5 Be3 42. Kf5 Bxg5 43. Kxg5 Kf7 44. Kf5 b5 45. axb5 c4 46. bxc4 a4 47. b6 a3 48. b7 a2 49. b8=Q a1=Q 50. Qb7+ Kf8 51. Qe7+ Kg8 52. Qg7#
LMAO ur so fast i was watching ur last game everything premoved?
bro why all the players against u resign its like the 10th game im watching
144-0
it's an arena
https://play.chess.com/STnp8
anyone 3+2
i'm down
i'm only 1k rating but i'll try
have fun
So I’m usually busy with work+running+life things and just started learning chess, so I’ve been doing puzzles during my downtime and playing games when I can… but it’s barely any. My puzzle rating’s just hit 1.2k and my CC rapid rating is 389. 😂 I’ll play more games tonight if I have time.
can you resend the challenge link
it says i can only accept once
which i didnt
Tried playing with blindfold piece on didn't go too well for me lmao https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/89232537993?tab=review&move=23
































































1. e4 c6 2. Nc3 d5 3. Nf3 dxe4 4. Nxe4 Bg4 5. h3 Bh5 6. Bd3 e6 7. O-O Nf6 8. Nxf6+ Qxf6 9. Bb5 cxb5 10. d3 Be7 11. Re1 O-O 12. b3 Qxa1
when
it's an arena
LMAO YOU'RE +14
Do you guys listen to music while playing?
no
i lost 8 games tho
Hello!..🤚
https://play.chess.com/zUtSd
3+2, 1500 elo
wait it's rated?
yes
i listen to chinese propaganda music without earphones while playing bullet on the toilet
im playing while driving
so that's the secret of chess
also im drunk
Uh huh
i can't play rated rn i literally lost like 100 rating this morning
give me 2 mins
smh
yes, always play on the toilet
my brain isn't working well atm
you didnt even win yet
yeah i knw
does it work at all?
playing this rn
yes it does
i had two winning matches and, then i randomly mess up
chess is easy
i'm just incredibly ill these past couple of days
how about 3 more
you play the modern?? ur so cool <3
beat stockfish then
i can play with one eye
pixel i hate u
you mean regression?
lmao ahahah
how about with me
i can play without one hand
Because you lost?
umm... we dont talk about that
xDD
no negative progression
i mean play with me (like.. a chess game )
You may have been winning, but I have the higher rated bonus
oh.
okay. blitz cuz I gtg soon.
Why u bullying the lil bro 😭😭😭
i lost with a queen 😭 and i was a about to get another queen, but i randomly get checkmated
i got 7 nil'ed by carbonara bonne before
it's fine
Carbonara aint real he wins every game
thats cuz you're bad
Sounds like me playing
I stalemate youtuber bots bcoz I try to bully them with 5-6 queens
It's stuck for the past 2 hours
owo
I know its greatt
oof, is it Windows?
no it's not
💯
Yes
Me omw to blunder and still win cuz my opponent is just as bad as me
What model
bast I blame you for me playing fast because you played bullet
Asus gaming laptop
Yeah, it's gonna be like that for a while... idk why & how but yes..
i can beat stockfish 25
(in chess 😭😭😭)
I didn't do anything wrong
Oh

i screen shotted that
33 from peak
you are going to get cancelled now
I shouldn't have played against @clear sequoia
We'll see about that
hewwo bast
Bros trying to scare me
On a completely unrelated note, I'm back to 2200!
why
I saw it live 
anyone 1+1 bullet?
me
im sleepy so ill play really bad
i hate pixel so mcuh lamaoioaa
🙂
australia does not exist
fr
Its ok
Some days we lose, and other days we lose more
me too, 4 blunders, 3 mistakes, 0 misses
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you should be 1600
belgium is not real
it is
armenia is just a concept
Prove it
i've seen concept cars more real than armenia
🇧🇪
in rapid you could beat me mostly
That's just a theory
i was lucky you were low on time
i can tell
what is this blank flag? is it the armenia glitch?
xDD
1v1 me you wont
When you said you throw I thought it was normal throw
But that was really nice

idk its weird
Random motivation to study maths at 12 am 
Technique was perfect. Ive never seen such a perfect throw play


🦾 🦾
Saved
darklte clicked the link faster @rare scroll
💀
no one studies "maths" its not even real
i gotta do homework
how can I stop that throwing madness ? @lime lava
Levy rozman thinks he is the best thrower, you gotta humble him
:')
Ahhaha
Lets play tomorrow bro
when is server redesign man i need my fots arelady
or some cool color atleast like

what's the purpose of playing against you
getting destroyed doesn't help me

ask Anitta
We gonna train unrated bullet throws in vc
And then you will do 3 min puzzle rush
Does destroying me help?
well i wont ping her for that
(I am 890 😭😭)
wdym 'train' lmao
Train the bullet mood
You dont know how to think in bullet
because I want to play actual chess
not random moves

that hurts me to play shit
bullet is the fastest player wins so u need to premove random thing and just make sure u wont loose
actual chess is 15min

BBGS IM BACK
at our level yea
not true but rapid is better i agree
Skill ossie
i want to play classical otb chess because i feel like i would be much better there and i think im good at calculating
At the end, all we were left with is, I had two castles and he had one castle.
But I cornered his king to one edge of the board and won.
Says the one who's scared to connect their account
Do u mean rook?
greetings
Uh no 💀
gyuh
yesssssssss
Well, it looks like a castle to me. He he.
N🧊
But the correct name is rook, I believe.
Nice
Oh.
for some reason i was getting tons of 1200
instead of playing with top 10 guys
Yeah bullet arena's are easy farm
Why so silent today? Is everything okay?
i played like 2 games with every top 10 player
Play with good players. If you win, you'll feel exhilarated or else it will be a learning experience.
Can a kitten be so small?
"I never lose, I either win or learn" Nelson Mandela
It almost looks like a miniature cat.
beybladechess when??
I premove all my moves
I premove the moves that I already premoved
How can you pre-move the moves that you already pre-moved. You can either move or not move.
where do I find coaches in this server?
I have some roaches here but no coaches.
what is roaches
guys
bleed out if you cheat
Look it up on Google.
graloooo
What is graloooo?
Did, couldn't find anything.
||it's roaches in my native language||
@remote bramble bro i was watching all ur games is that real 🤯 bro ur fast af and not even doing random things
not gonna get it
Okay. What's your native language?
||algerian aka arabic mixed with french and more algerian stuff||
come on im definitely gonna get it.. right??,
Cool. I learnt the first word in Algerian. Gralooo.
Sir t5ra
!welcome
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wow moroccan
Lmao wsp
because anitta is not willing to give anyone fots until she "redesigned" the server
im looking for some professional coaches
So, you're going to pay the coaches?
@remote bramble he is a grandmaster
When the yolo move turns out to be brilliant
best coach ever fr fr
purple
not really. I just have an offer for something I am building
2400 elo wallahi it's good
If not payment, I wonder what else do you have to offer.
he is good af fr
I hope it's not an offer they cannot refuse.
yeah, i'd rather just dm some and talk to them in private to see how it goes
i'll dm him
But you're looking for professional coaches, so you will need to pay them or at least pay the consultant fees if you are going to chat with them.
Because you said professional.
yes
As for amateur coaches, we have many here. They will not charge you a dime but give you free advice.
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i'll contact some of those. it's not actually for my coaching but more of something I am building
What are you building?
I can talk about it in private to not spam the chat
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not all people can do it :)]
I am looking for these people, where are they?
I am at 1k right now. I can help you a bit if you want
for free
that would be lovely
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1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nc3 d5 4. exd5 Nxd5 5. Nxd5 Qxd5 6. d4 exd4 7. Nxd4 Bc5 8. Be3 O-O 9. Bd3 Re8 10. O-O Bxd4 11. Bxd4 Qxd4 12. Bxh7+ Kxh7 13. Qxd4 Bf5 14. h3 Nc6 15. Qh4+ Kg8 16. Rfe1 Bxc2 17. Rxe8+ Rxe8 18. f3 a5 19. Re1 Rxe1+ 20. Qxe1 Nd4 21. Qd2 c5 22. a3 b5 23. b4 axb4 24. axb4 Nxf3+ 25. gxf3 c4 26. Qxc2 c3 27. Qxc3
brilliant move
2 of them
crazy
yeah
if i didn't do the bishop sacrifice one
on purpose then why did i take the queen
the castling one tho i didn't know it was a brilliant
thats what im talking about
@green sentinelThey are behind you.
lol
Amateur coaches are behind you.
why are they behind me
merci
Because you're professional at chess and so it makes them amateur at chess. (I don't know where I'm getting this things.)
I always thought that merci meant Mercy. He he.
Hey, how are you all doing? 🙂
hi
did anyone ever believe in the tooth fairy
Yes ofcourse
because one time i put my tooth under my pillow and hoped for a dollar then i woke up the tooth was still there
i grew up before everyone else
i used too… until i got older and stopped getting money
Whoever wants to see the brilliant moves dm me 🙂
cuz i lived in a poor family
Sup
sorry bout that. But u good now right?
You can sell your teeth to the dentist.
He will make dentures out of it and sell to people.
how much???🤨
I once had my tooth extracted but the dentist refused to give me my tooth.
Who wants to 1v1 me in chess
What's your elo?
1000
Rapid?
I wonder, how much he got for the tooth. It wasn't in a very good condition, had a lot of plaque.
Sure, i'm 1300 elo tho
i just played a really perfect game and won i feel i did no bad moves in can anyone review it
Add me- ItzViber
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1. b3 e5 2. e4 Nf6 3. Nf3 Nc6 4. Nc3 Be7 5. Nb5 O-O 6. d4 exd4 7. Qxd4 Bb4+ 8. Qxb4 Nxb4 9. Nc3 b6 10. Na4 Bb7 11. Nxb6 axb6 12. a4 Bxe4 13. a5 bxa5 14. c3 a4 15. cxb4 Rc8 16. bxa4 c5 17. Nh4 Rc7 18. f3 Qc8 19. fxe4 Nxe4 20. g3 cxb4 21. a5 Nc3 22. Ba6 Qxa6 23. Ba3 Nb5 24. Bxb4 Re8+ 25. Be7 Rxe7+ 26. Kf2 Nd4 27. Ng6 fxg6 28. g4 Qe2+ 29. Kg3 Re3+ 30. Kf4 Re4+ 31. Kg5 Rc5+ 32. Kh4 Qxg4#
Same
bet 🙂
My best i got is like 96 acc
W can i see it ? And can u look at mine
I dont want to break your mood but um... you played at 70% accuracy
Idk
is chess diamond worth it?
I dont have game review
idk i feel i played it well + i improved in openings etc lile if u saw my previous games i was loosing 7+ in a row
i wouldnt quite say that…
i get 75% accuracy in rapid, 50 in bullet damn
how much elo ?
50 isn't bad right?
you missed a free queen
yeah for the most part
ITS BAD
i can’t believe we managed to have two iphones in our family
we went beyond our expectations
Ye but took it too after one move free
I get 50% accuracy on a bad game
for bullet too?
for ur elo, it wasnt that bad
i get 30 estimated elo 😭
Terrible
right but you missed it
i don't think when playing rapid
its been one year and ive gone down only
Hi 600s
hi moon
Im 500, get it right
hi 500
hi 700
👋
@clear sequoia hello, do you know how much time it takes to check my play or whatever before giving me premium if i won a community bullet arena? thanks in advance
how do i report someone for sinning (he had the opportunity for en passant and didnt take it)
I am the top g
No one can defeat me
THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IN US
GOD DID https://www.chess.com/leagues/elite/259qbTGGva
Normally up to a week.
https://www.chess.com/game/live/89236251783 can someone pls game review this
































































1. e4 e5 2. Qf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ne2 g6 5. Nbc3 Bg7 6. Nd5 O-O 7. Nxf6+ Qxf6 8. Qxf6 Bxf6 9. g3 d6 10. d3 Be6 11. Bxe6 fxe6 12. b3 d5 13. Bb2 dxe4 14. dxe4 Nd4 15. Nxd4 exd4 16. O-O-O c5 17. Rhe1 e5 18. Kb1 a5 19. f4 exf4 20. gxf4 Bg7 21. Rf1 Rae8 22. e5 Re7 23. Ba3 b6 24. Bb2 Ref7 25. e6 Rxf4 26. Rxf4 Rxf4 27. Re1 Kf8 28. Bc1 Rf6 29. Bg5 Rf5 30. e7+ Ke8 31. Bh4 Bf6 32. Bxf6 Rxf6 33. Kb2 Rf7 34. c3 dxc3+ 35. Kxc3 b5 36. a4 bxa4 37. bxa4 Rxe7 38. Rxe7+ Kxe7 39. Kc4 Kd6 40. Kb3 g5 41. Kc3 h5 42. Kd2 c4 43. Kc3 Kc5 44. Kd2 Kd4 45. Kc2 h4 46. Kd2 g4 47. Kc2 g3 48. hxg3 hxg3 49. Kd2 g2 50. Ke1 g1=Q+ 51. Ke2 Qe3+ 52. Kd1 c3 53. Kc2 Qd2+ 54. Kb3 Qb2#
(dont ask why im 900 blitz) i never play that
Check if they are sandbagging
im not one to be mad at a game for anatomy but i dont think thats how bobs work
ok seems legit
Yep
yes
i dont think bobs work like that
its a tiktok edit
they might've added a filter to make her bobs seem more dfined or smth
Everyone shut up, I just scammed a Indian phone line
BOB IS BOB
how much bucks
You wouldn’t believe me
😂😂
500 smackatoonies
I should buy chess lessons now
Imagine wasting money on chess lessons😭
legendary
your boy is 766🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Seems ur next
For the Indians 🌞
U gotta fight em back
Business is calling whenever they call me
hope mark rober sends fart bombs on ur head
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I’m cool with Russia
pog
I remember I tried using a Russian sample for music , and they immediately closed my computer
Shut it down🥲
noob not even 800
i was 600 4 hours ago
Oyyyyy
big man
Never back down never what????
never give up
well it's already tonight rn
By tmr night😟
it's 10:47 pm
im 250
Bros flexing🥸
play me in blitz pal
not flexing
who here has inf game review?
just proving a point
kayden
people shouldnt put down others because of a lower elo
lichess has i think
i mean a person
Can anybody calculate this?
√16¹||||√4¹=2.71828√¹||||¹/¹||*||1/1
whos that?
65.8395
Nah, it's 8=e.
Not even close.
kayden
Anyone wanna play chess with me?
me
Like 1v1
Elo?
whats your elo?
can u tell whoever that is to help me game review this https://www.chess.com/analysis/game/live/89236742915?tab=review
































































1. e4 e5 2. Bc4 Nf6 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. d3 Bc5 5. Bb5 a6 6. Bxc6 dxc6 7. Bg5 h6 8. Bh4 Bg4 9. f3 Be6 10. Na4 Ba7 11. c4 g5 12. Bg3 Qd4 13. Qb3 Nh5 14. Qxb7 O-O 15. Qxc7 Qe3+ 16. Ne2 Nxg3 17. hxg3 Qf2+ 18. Kd1 Qxg2 19. Kd2 Bxc4 20. Qxc6 Bxd3 21. Kxd3 Rfd8+ 22. Nd4 Rxd4+ 23. Kc3 Qd2+ 24. Kb3 Rb8+ 25. Nb6 Qd3+ 26. Qc3 Rxb6+ 27. Ka3 Qxc3+ 28. bxc3 Rd3 29. Rhc1 Rb5 30. Ka4 Rxf3 31. c4 Bc5 32. Rd1 Ra3#
whats ur elo
√16 = 4
¹√4 = 2
2.71828 is approximately the mathematical constant "e."
√¹¹ = 1.41421 (approximately)
1/1 = 1
Now, let's put it all together:
4^2 * e^(1.41421) * 1 = 16 * e^(1.41421)
The value of e^(1.41421) is approximately 4.11497. So:
16 * 4.11497 ≈ 65.8395
1000
1 for chess
why not just use lichess?
Wtf is all this
Someone asked for math
XDD im one quarter of that
Bruh
250
Ik that
yeah ik you know
just tell him yourself
Dude. It's
√16¹x√4¹ = 4x2 = 8
2.71828√¹x¹/¹x1/1 = 2.71828
2.71828 is Euler's number, marked as e.
So it is 8=e.
.
@grim edge
MY *'S
DISCORD, FOR WHAT
Anyone wanna 1v1 me in chess?
I have no idea, i used chatgpt 😅
is 1500 before 2025 possible for me?
elo?
ChatGPT doesn't understand the joke of 8=e
yes
sure whats your username
what's your elo
600 @tulip lichen
ItzViber
Check his roles
From 600 to 1500?
yes
Yes, i used gpt3.5 you mostlikey used the newer version
naw bro calling me noob and he's 600
Use that plugin for calculating and programming, it makes it less mathematically stupid.
Just use that plugin
Plugin?
wdym so much?
I sadly don't have that 😅
unortuneatly or however you spell it im literally ducking johhny cage
practice 8 hours a day
i’ll have another one jerome
that's what i mean
Yeah, kinda expensive, 20 bucks monthly. Especially for me being from Ukraine. And prices don't change for different regions sadly.
oh wow i thought 1500 wasn't super hard
Lmao, i'd go insane
yeah bro would recreate bobby fischer
Prices don't even change for countrys in war?

he has to practice a lot
i said 1500
4 hours a day at least
but is 1000 before 2024 easier?
me stressing bc i forgot my password but the first lettr wasnt capitalized
that's like 400 elo in 2 months, but the from 600 to 1000 aren't that many good players, so i'd say it's possible
bro 2 months? it's like 2x that
Hows that?, we got the 23.09 currently
isn't much longer till 2024
3 months
( on the reset password screen too )
if you coun't like 7 more days as a whole month then sure
what
i am quantum physics
my witness brings me into existence
The month is almost over that's why i said 2 months
we still need october november and december
do u know what quarts are
Wait, I'm confused rn is my date wrong?
I THOUGHT I GOT THE ONLY JOHHNY CAGE ACCOUNT DAMN IT
hellol
it's september
hello
My bad 😅
hello duck
Well then ofcourse you can get 1000 elo
i wish i could be a girl, and that way
you'd wish i could be your girlfriend, boyfriend
hello rio
what is your elo duck
my elo is red
trivial and left as an exercise to the reader
im serious and i need tips
im shit dw
if you are better only
im not
Nah yours is lego
thank you
yw
Anyone intrested to 1v1 me in chess?
of course
connect, then we talk
nah nah im down
send me your name and we will play
they're gonna cheat lmao
no assummptions
😤
no proof no true
Ur elo?
everyone is guilty until proven otherwise
1400 you?
1050
nah its other way
Im gonna lose
nope
aight im down to play
i wanna know how does people that cheat feel like
1- its not fun
2- u will be bad at the game
3- ur not even making money whats the point
4- uw ill get banned and u wasted ur time
tell me yo name and ill play
Im gonna lose bro
cus of ego
it wont let me send screenshots still f
☠️
lmfao
can anyone rate my last 3 games🥺
u mean review?
no
oh
Tell me what i need to improve etc
u saw them
no i haven't
Last 2 i won i wanna know what i need to improve
im 300elo😨
oh what
(no im not)
use /profile i though ur 2000+
im actually 100 elo
or like at least 1400
my man is playing the main line carro cann at 1050
pfft i wish
is it not a good opening?
i only have arena winner cus elo based pairing and luck
it is but unusual for a 1050
unusual cause it's usually played at a higher level or lower?
I'm crying
🫂
play 1.7 better for nostalgic survival
@warped galleon gg
gg
He's legit 800
It was unranked
?
Ur 2008
Why tho bro
ye you are goood
Thx
rematch?
coffee in milk?
Nah i gtg sleep now its 12 am
alr alr
My bullet higher than blitz
Or spend time with family
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ye ye do your thing
i wanna go for a 2am walk for absolutely no illegal reason whatsoever
wdym
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i never played
Daily or 960chess in my life
i played 4 games apparently
bro is actually 200
Bast ive recently kept saying " je veux t'etrangler " to some random french guy in a vc and i think ive gotten a new friend


wait until he recs you and report you for that
Is that how you make friendships in france
:')
how did it go
Not here dw
no u buy croissant
yk what it means right ? 
Very good i got their snap
bro blundered mate
Alien helicopter
Obviously
wow so funny😂😂😂 (what does it mean)
ok
then we could suppose its good
Duh
ay bast congrats on 2k blitz

When is 2.1k bast
Me when the 1800 rated player slowly amputates my position when i tried my best (im 400 rated)
120 points from 2k bullet
I'll grab those points fast dw dw
zaddy
Fr?
you better