💬〡general-off-topic

[upbeat viper]

don't mind me

[primal shore]

The main part of a repertoire of a GM is the queen's gambit and the Spanish and you know it

[hybrid chasm]

qq

[upbeat viper]

just stealing the KEKW

[grim edge]

fk you frenchie

:((

[primal shore]

Bast are you the KEKW

[upbeat viper]

yes

[grim edge]

bast shut up

parisian lite mf

[bright prairie]

Bro

[primal shore]

and??

[grim edge]

wild

[warped peak]

WHAT A FKIN RESUME

[grim edge]

HES FRENCH BRO

ITS PERFECTLY EXUSABLE

[primal shore]

I hate the French but only sarcastically, its the citizens of Paris I truly hate

[grim edge]

thats crazy

[grim edge]

hes parisian lite therefore i hate him half as much

[bright prairie]

I think i will learn the Sicilian. Like Bobby Fischer

[primal shore]

Those two openings make up for more then half of all games played by grandmasters in the past 5 years making anything else not a main part of their rep

[grim edge]

sicilian has too much theory

[upbeat viper]

I'm not parisian tho'

[grim edge]

the sicilian at 1300 is unplayable💀

but if you're willing to learn it its very good

[grim edge]

i said lite

[primal shore]

Oh sicillan too, forgot about it

[bright prairie]

Why

[primal shore]

I didn't say it was common, you said it wasn't a thing at all, and I disagreed

[grim edge]

speaking of which u said u played the najdorf as a 1000 at some point

[bright prairie]

One of Bobby Fischer's preferred variations within the Sicilian Defense was the Najdorf Variation. He believed it offered rich tactical possibilities and fit his aggressive playing style.

[grim edge]

how did it go?

[grim edge]

im 1300 too and trust me too much theory and too complicated

[bright prairie]

Yeah but my goal is 1800

I have like 1year and 3 months

[grim edge]

just learn wtv you're comfortable with homie

[grim edge]

just play the carokann or the french but not the sicilian

[bright prairie]

Do you want to see my latest aimechess review?

[grim edge]

so would you say that u have more experience in the najdorf than people your rating

[grim edge]

send

[bright prairie]

1 minute

[grim edge]

@peak plank YOURE 1900

[primal shore]

oh I read a word wrong, apologies then you are correct !

[grim edge]

shut up dog💀

[primal shore]

piss off mate

[bright prairie]

I tilted 100 elo

[grim edge]

ight now look at ur bio

[grim edge]

thats great

[bright prairie]

Bing ai but ok

[grim edge]

also what openings do u usually play

[primal shore]

What's wrong with me having autism

[grim edge]

i am going to crack my back like the old man that i am

nah id just play the bongcloud

[grim edge]

u don’t have autism that’s the problem💀

[bright prairie]

E4 for white what Italian gucco piano andfried livers. 4 knights game

[grim edge]

i have every right to call you a fellow r slur

and i will use it

[grim edge]

why do you play 4 openings

[primal shore]

In your words, define autism

[bright prairie]

This one istm the best i have @grim edge

[grim edge]

just choose 1

[bright prairie]

My main openings

[grim edge]

my gf has it i know better than u what that is

but like

[primal shore]

And I will back hehe I love doing that

[grim edge]

ur so dumb

[grim edge]

i think you might be even more autistic than me and her combined

[upbeat viper]

Hikaru is so cringe to milk the general clock down

[grim edge]

wait my bad i am stupid you're right

[obtuse citrus]

Gumbo

[primal shore]

if your girlfriend, who doesn't exist, did have autism you would very well know there is a spectrum of autism and that it is a very very wide range and there are many different types of autism, now kindly shut your mouth pretending you have a girlfriend and grow up

[grim edge]

4knights is kinda boring

[grim edge]

i have a gf do u want a pic in dms or sum😭

the only 4 knights i can justify is the belgrade gambit

[bright prairie]

Me ? I play the 4 knights when they play the Russian defense

[upbeat viper]

@grim edge be nice please

[grim edge]

what m doing god

[bright prairie]

Or when they play a vienna

[normal hatch]

4N glek system type shit

[grim edge]

bonglord do you know any wbesites to find how well an opening scores in my rating

[upbeat viper]

you're annoying her

[bright prairie]

When they play Sicilian i play open Sicilian or the rossolimo

[normal hatch]

Lc

[grim edge]

ill send u stuff on the sicilian if u want

[primal shore]

Not really

[bright prairie]

Dm

[bold willow]

what did i miss 😭😭😭

[primal shore]

They are saying I don't have autism which is silly though

[upbeat viper]

sounds like a message from someone annoyed

[grim edge]

ight

[upbeat viper]

anyway be nice

[primal shore]

I'm just speaking truths

[grim edge]

i guarantee you guys she has autism

have you seen her dms

[bright prairie]

The nc3 killer Sicilian i saw it on chessmood but my monthly subscription will end soon

[primal shore]

real

[grim edge]

then worse for her

[normal hatch]

Rossolimo kinda sick tho

[grim edge]

that’s my response every time someone plays the sicilian old variantion

the old sucks dog

Hey

[tired umbra]

how can i get trusted role?

[grim edge]

u talk for a bit

and connect ur acc

[bright prairie]

Why

[bright prairie]

Explain. It's ez to learn

They explained it perfectly

[grim edge]

use chessmood if u prefer it

girl you really got a hold on me

[bright prairie]

It's a really good option because they usually play against open Sicilians. But i don't have the time to learn it at the moment. I will focus on blacks openings

[bright prairie]

My subscription will end in 10 days

And they have like 20h+ on closed Sicilian for white

Who said i did

[grim edge]

he got it for free

so he might as well use it

speaking of which did u buy any chess courses ur self?

[bright prairie]

Also. University cours will start the 24

But you are 500 elo

[grim edge]

no hes not

[bright prairie]

Oh sorry

[grim edge]

hes like 2000 rapid i think

thats what you get for spreading misinformation in the internet

[lean owl]

you have to be extremely down bad in life to buy a chess course

[grim edge]

ikr

[bright prairie]

Why i think books are overrated

[lean owl]

i will never spend a cent on courses

[bright prairie]

Change my mind please

[grim edge]

nah theyre not

[lean owl]

bcs ur attention span is not enough to be focused on a book

[grim edge]

theyre very useful and basically timeless

[bright prairie]

That's not the problem

[lean owl]

its ur problem

not the problem

[bright prairie]

I literally like books

[lean owl]

you always want a new subject new dopamine

you get bored fasttttttttttttt

[bright prairie]

I'm not an 2008 kid watching tiktok

[lean owl]

whats wrong w 2008

lool

[grim edge]

do you relate or something boi

[bright prairie]

I should have said 2009

[lean owl]

no why?

guys

[grim edge]

any books for positional assessement bonglord?

[bright prairie]

English is so easy to learn fr

[grim edge]

what would u recommend

thats the most basic cheater cover story i ever heard

[lean owl]

i like the name i got it from valorant

i smurf ur elo

[bright prairie]

Yeah but it's hard to find a good books

[lean owl]

means the skill level somone is at basically takes u no skill to do good in

[grim edge]

I SEE IT

NOOOOOOOOO

[grim edge]

for me, a good book is diary of a wimpy kid

[grim edge]

chess

[lean owl]

you see the cats too?

i can also see it

[grim edge]

theyre so cute ong

[bright prairie]

The author fault i guess

[lean owl]

i love cats

[grim edge]

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING EVER SINCE I SAW THIS

[lean owl]

toyota corolla

[sacred jetty]

r

[grim edge]

a toyota audi honda infiniti nissan mazda V8

[lean owl]

alr

[bright prairie]

Women?

[grim edge]

thats not a woman thats a criminal

[bright prairie]

Wrong reply

[grim edge]

LOL

[bright prairie]

I wanted to reply to this

[grim edge]

Hey

[bright prairie]

Yeh

[upbeat viper]

GG MAGNUSUSSSS

[grim edge]

Did hi win

[fleet sigil]

lets gooo

[upbeat viper]

YEP

[bright prairie]

They still playing?

[toxic thunder]

Hello who plays

[upbeat viper]

13.5-12.5

[fleet sigil]

the goat won

[wooden pawn]

zamn

[upbeat viper]

PWAAAH

GG

[bright prairie]

Why do French's bave sur Magnus

[arctic belfry]

What a fun last game!

[wary moss]

Magnus won because of the magic shirt

[glass nymph]

GG GOAT

[grim edge]

This one of my worst mouse slips

[frigid parcel]

double rook sac nasty

[grim edge]

guys am i getting old? because these memes are starting to get funnier

when i get older i might post minion memes

[bright prairie]

How old are you

[grim edge]

14

[bright prairie]

Bro thinks He's old

[grim edge]

im getting old-er

[grim edge]

i dont get it

[grim edge]

it’s supposed to be cinnamon rolls not synonym rolls

Is this a good training plan?

[cunning urchin]

Who’s better magnum? Or hikru?

[grim edge]

magnum pi

[bright prairie]

Yes it's a good dream

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/look-back-turn-around-weird-creepy-magnum-gif-3528693

[nocturne lily]

who wants to play??

[grim edge]

me holmes

[cunning urchin]

Isn’t Hikaru the best chess player in the last 12 monthes

[lean owl]

https://tenor.com/view/dilançiçek-deniz-dilan-cicek-deniz-dilan-deniz-magnum-magnum-turkey-gif-21773999

[grim edge]

what is this about

[cunning urchin]

She had

[nocturne lily]

chess or lichess?

[grim edge]

what bout the grammar part

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

always turn on confirm move

[bright prairie]

I think the hardest thing is learning every Ruy López line. Interviewing Paule morphy might be easier

[grim edge]

it’s supposed to be grandma but he’s making fun of her grammar

[lean owl]

hikaru is logical magnus is creative and beyond logical

[cunning urchin]

Not enough time spent on Thursday

[grim edge]

o ok

[arctic belfry]

Gotta plan to lose ELO too, part of the training arc when you earn your points back after a Rocky montage

[deep widget]

how long are you planning on doing this? is it a 1 time thing or a lifetime training plan?

[grim edge]

Just 1 week

[stable mirage]

genius

[deep widget]

but you'll only be 2500, do it twice to get to 3100

[grim edge]

So next thursday for example, im gonna do 40 hours of tactics puzzles on just that day

[fleet sigil]

no

[deep widget]

yeah but you should repeat that after the first week

then you can do it a third time and compete with engines

[halcyon holly]

A

[deep widget]

in week 2 you should interview stockfish

week 3 interview the big bang

[halcyon holly]

I like how my role says just joined but I joined 2 years ago

[deep widget]

dw, he said monthes so he's trolling

[cunning urchin]

Hikaru said it himself not me

[halcyon holly]

Also I can't update my elo in my name very sad

[cunning urchin]

🕋🛸

Worst move ever?

[halcyon holly]

Is there a channel where I can post my game
Cus I had the worst best game ever

[west void]

hello guys welcome

[nocturne lily]

https://lichess.org/ulzkopFs

[latent pebble]

Did you forget to crop or do you not care anymore

[west void]

uhhhh

[grim edge]

Best chess opening tutorial of all time tbh

https://youtu.be/E2xNlzsnPCQ?si=VULnO2Wsz2J6AaBJ

[west void]

i just watched it

funniest s##t ever

[halcyon holly]

Is there anyway to change my nickname

[west void]

yes

[halcyon holly]

Please enlighten me

[west void]

r u on pc/mobile

[halcyon holly]

Mobile rn

[west void]

tap on pfp, then on your profile, tap on server profile

you should see that option below your name
(two buttons)

[halcyon holly]

Ye but it doesn't let me click on it

Maybe it's cus I'm not trusted yet

[west void]

hmm yea

idk why that is there then

but sure
amoled is buggy as well anyway

[halcyon holly]

I should've known not to have a nickname all those years ago

[west void]

.

[halcyon holly]

.

[stable mirage]

[halcyon holly]

Yo I have og role I'm so og

[west void]

= good morning

[halcyon holly]

How do I get the trusted role I've def talked for more than 5 days here

[halcyon holly]

.

[west void]

!trusted

[stable jungle]

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[halcyon holly]

Ty

[grim edge]

Lol

[west void]

you didn't even connect your chess.com acc to discord

= is the reason why you are still "just joined"

[halcyon holly]

I did like 2 years ago

Ok

[west void]

try reconnecting it

[fleet sigil]

cheaters are free elo fr

[west void]

xdd

[halcyon holly]

Yo I gotta annoy you some more, how do I unconnected from an account

[west void]

c o n t a c t c h e s s . c o m s u p p o r t

[halcyon holly]

You can be my chess.com support

[fleet sigil]

you're not even connected

[halcyon holly]

;-;

[west void]

he has an acc from 2y

ig

[halcyon holly]

No ill figure this out

I got this

[fleet sigil]

ong fr

[west void]

you disconnect the same way you connect

the same button changes

depending on attribute

[halcyon holly]

Thanks kind sir I can do this

[west void]

ig

@fleet sigil did you just join

[nocturne lily]

https://lichess.org/65s2MaUg

[fleet sigil]

no

[solid glen]

anybody wanna play against my chess bot?

[west void]

then why r u still on "just joined"?

[bright prairie]

Daily puzzle rush on aimechess

[fleet sigil]

disconnected cc account

[west void]

o yea i read that next channel

but why tho

[solid glen]

https://lichess.org/gJZj9w6B

@nocturne lily its unrated

[nocturne lily]

https://lichess.org/GVZOpAya

[west void]

why is everyone sending lichess invites

is there not a channel for this

e.g. find a player

[solid glen]

no

there isnt

[west void]

y

[solid glen]

idk ask the admins

[west void]

bruh me

still sad anyway

[bright prairie]

By the way massive win for implementing chess.com on opera one

[raven bane]

Cant believe Hikaru lost

[bright prairie]

@timber walrus we have Near elo range. Wanna play a game or two?

[viscid cradle]

yo wassup

[bright prairie]

Hi mr bird freedom oil

[west void]

there

[hasty iris]

what a fun stream

[bright prairie]

Hi brick

[west void]

i suggested it in #1090365050067365948

[solid glen]

@nocturne lily gg

[nocturne lily]

gg

[hasty iris]

👋

did u all watch scc

[solid glen]

It doesnt manage time very well, but its still a strong oponent lol

[hasty iris]

insane match

[nocturne lily]

yes

[halcyon holly]

It's impossible

/disconnect

It lies to me

[peak plank]

Maybe because you already aren't connected

[worn ice]

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[peak plank]

Why did it go 3 times

Okay, whatever

[raven bane]

/connectmessage

[halcyon holly]

Ok so when I do /profile it says I'm not connected but when I try to connect my account it says my discord is already connected

My hairs falling out rn

[raven bane]

Connect on the chess.com site

[halcyon holly]

I've tried so hard

[raven bane]

go to settings on chess.com site

click connections and connect

[halcyon holly]

Ok so when I do that it says this discord account is already connected to another chess.com account

😭

[raven bane]

Then disconnect it from the other

[halcyon holly]

How do I do that I've looked but found no solution

[upbeat viper]

ez bullet

[halcyon holly]

I might just open a discord support thing

[halcyon holly]

Nice

[raven bane]

do u have another chess.com account

[upbeat viper]

what's your chess.com username @halcyon holly

[halcyon holly]

LloydLight27

[upbeat viper]

that account isn't connected to any discord

[halcyon holly]

Yep

[upbeat viper]

then what's the issue

[halcyon holly]

My discord is apparently connected to an account

[high ledge]

Oui!, deux très bon coup

[upbeat viper]

[upbeat viper]

that's weird

[halcyon holly]

Indeed

[upbeat viper]

if it were connected you'd have the connected role

[halcyon holly]

My thought exactly

[upbeat viper]

ahum btw

before it get closed, https://www.chess.com/member/duke_chicken send a ticket to get that account approved

👀

[peak plank]

okay.. so mods can see alts

[upbeat viper]

👁‍🗨

[peak plank]

wait what does it say for me

[halcyon holly]

Thats not my account anymore

[peak plank]

do I have a 3rd account I never knew about?

[upbeat viper]

connected 11minutes ago

I'm not stupid

._.

[halcyon holly]

;-;

[halcyon holly]

It doesn't work eith that account either tho

[upbeat viper]

and so that's probably on that account that your discord is linked

so go check it out

[high ledge]

Ohh this is why it has a Moderation thing at apps
It just finishes loading if u have required roles
Pretty cool ngl

[upbeat viper]

mhmhmh

[upbeat viper]

I like how you build theories but I can't tell a shit

[grim edge]

is anyone ever confused why best moves drop your accuracy

what a nice sticker the silence just joined that is, wonder who created it

[high ledge]

[grim edge]

comparing scars before dinner

[grim edge]

jump off the booth into the mirror

felt like summer! to my december!

[upbeat viper]

lemme put it as a sticker

[grim edge]

was it my august? shit i don’t remember

[bright prairie]

Yes please

Best mod

[grim edge]

bread turtle

district 7

district 12

7

12

5+2

you’ve bested me

https://tenor.com/view/katniss-everdeen-jennifer-lawrence-the-hunger-games-salute-gif-14133381

i've basted you*

[grim edge]

What?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/819604586527850506/1136701542452428912/bastbonk.gif

[halcyon holly]

[peak plank]

at least we have a sticker as a memorial to the hunger games event

[peak plank]

nope.

[halcyon holly]

A

[grim edge]

these are still the best stickers ever made

[upbeat viper]

look pixel

[worn ice]

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Premium Member: True
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 1826 (peak)

[peak plank]

thats the best sticker

[upbeat viper]

+10

ez

[peak plank]

+10?

[upbeat viper]

yeah

against a 1870 sum

[fallen wadi]

[upbeat viper]

bullet being bullet

[peak plank]

oh

[upbeat viper]

he gave his queen

[peak plank]

bullet is 50/50

so just play higher elo bullet players

its still half half

[upbeat viper]

83.4 to 81

[fallen wadi]

Props to the people that resign hella fast

[peak plank]

never resgin

normally works well for me

the most supid shit happens at any elo

unless if its classical past 1500

until I remember my throw

[fallen wadi]

I’m talking about the people that hang their queen in bullet, they resign hella fast

[peak plank]

yeah dont resgin

[fallen wadi]

And then when I view them they already in another game

[halcyon holly]

I thought I was playing an amazing game of chess then I analysed it and I had 31%

[raven flicker]

When i loose my queen + other stuff in bullet and im 100% loosing i just play for time and premive random moves to win with time

[limpid cobalt]

Suh

[covert cosmos]

ok

where chat

[upbeat viper]

chat is here

[grim edge]

Bast

[upbeat viper]

yes ?

[grim edge]

Well that was completely uncalled for and unfair what could i have done to warrant such aggression

So rude.

[upbeat viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/388527652752982027/1146198572140871811/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[grim edge]

what

[upbeat viper]

if you're high go sleep

:')

[grim edge]

I am not high i am just angry

[upbeat viper]

oh

well be nicer

[grim edge]

Well be unexplodable

[cunning urchin]

I’m the baddest bitch here

[upbeat viper]

nah for real

don't joke with that

[grim edge]

Whats wrong with that tho

[upbeat viper]

like for example discord could detect that message and close your account

for example

[peak plank]

its can be interpreated as a threat

[upbeat viper]

and uh, still a threat

not cool

[grim edge]

So you're calling me a criminal now

[upbeat viper]

[grim edge]

Is this what dis is about bast

[upbeat viper]

go sleep

[grim edge]

no

You cant tell me what to do

[upbeat viper]

I can tell

you can choose not to follow

[grim edge]

I am joking

AYY

Alright sorry bast i apologize

[vital ether]

[worn ice]

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[peak plank]

@vital ether

[vital ether]

Bro

[grim edge]

Also pixel

[peak plank]

yeah?

[grim edge]

Youre the highest rated person ive beaten the most

[peak plank]

umm

yes that makes sence

im not suprsied

[grim edge]

Bast is the second

Tied with like 5 other people

[upbeat viper]

btw

[tight halo]

whats your elo

[upbeat viper]

I'm the cross

[tight halo]

im 2100

[upbeat viper]

/3

[peak plank]

all of them got huge perfimace rating

[grim edge]

JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF????

[upbeat viper]

I mean, makes sense

[grim edge]

Also ggs bast

[upbeat viper]

there are 2000 fide players

[grim edge]

Nicely done

Whats your rating now

[upbeat viper]

none

gotta finish 5 matches against fide players

done 3

sooo

[restive storm]

I'm finally compeltely peak sitting again

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> doryetuosenbcakohn

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Rapid: 2260 (peak)
Blitz: 2300 (peak)
Bullet: 2302 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

maybe in 2 matches and then I gotta wait next month

[grim edge]

PEAK

[grim edge]

How much till you're an actual chessler

[halcyon holly]

Im on my peak rapid rating and I never wanna play another rapid game

[grim edge]

Naw you've gotta push dorye is stupid

[restive storm]

true

[halcyon holly]

I don't wanna ever drop below 1400 again

[grim edge]

Is pixel still tilting

Or is he gonna climb back to 2100

[restive storm]

something like intentionally not playing because you want to keep your rating is probably not the best thing to do

if you want to improve you have to keep playing

[cunning urchin]

Imagine being below that number

[upbeat viper]

team peak sitting

[cunning urchin]

[grim edge]

Doritos and bacon

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Bastoura :D (bastouraa)

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2008 (peak)
Blitz: 2000 (peak)
Bullet: 1826 (peak)

[upbeat viper]

peak peak peak

[tight halo]

hey

[tawdry sluice]

👍

[grim edge]

Sheeesh

[upbeat viper]

PEAKABOO

[tawdry sluice]

@upbeat viper

[halcyon holly]

Couldn't be me

[grim edge]

I wish to say things i am unable to here

[restive storm]

@upbeat viper are you going to get 2k bullet

[upbeat viper]

yeah

eventually

[grim edge]

Curse the goverment

[upbeat viper]

probably on stream

[restive storm]

cool

[upbeat viper]

because I can play bullet without focus and also with music

[grim edge]

Ill beat ur ass by next summer bast

[upbeat viper]

we're gonna put some sandstorm

[grim edge]

Bo worries

[upbeat viper]

actually I might adopt a weird way to approach bullet :

max 1 game every 5minutes

[grim edge]

Thinking in bullet is prohibited

Against fide laws and considered a warcrime

[upbeat viper]

so that : I can't tilt, I can analyse and learn a bit, my brain is always fresh compared to the opponent spamming games

that's a good plan right ? @restive storm

[upbeat viper]

oof

rip Zax

[grim edge]

zax got zaxed

[upbeat viper]

didn't manage to untilt

[grim edge]

Hes still tilting

[upbeat viper]

he'll get back up eventually

[restive storm]

Idk this is the first time I've heard of this strategy but I for myself play multiple bullet games at once

[grim edge]

Bast when are u teaching me the grunfeld

[upbeat viper]

lol

[restive storm]

talking about rating reminded me of zax
did he quit discord or something

[upbeat viper]

strategical pause again ig ?

[grim edge]

Dont laugh you promised!!!

[upbeat viper]

I did ?

when did I

do you have proofs

[grim edge]

Spéculations include break up school and vtubing

I said that in french so bast could understand us

[restive storm]

💀

[grim edge]

Not to mention the cheating allegations

I am not accusing him

[restive storm]

were there any more cheating accusations other than the time he got to 2k

[grim edge]

Just making sure bast doesnt bast me

[grim edge]

A few here and there but no concrete evidence

[restive storm]

all I know is the big drama when he got to 2k

[upbeat viper]

ig it chilled down a bit

[grim edge]

Tbh that couldve been just a mix of luck and skill

Believe it or not luck exists in everything even chess

[restive storm]

it was funny how people started accusing right when he got to 2k

[upbeat viper]

because yk , no ban or anything despite being massively reported ig so people simply accepted

unfortunate moment

[grim edge]

I am suprised he didnt get banned cuz he plays genshin

[upbeat viper]

lel

anyway

[grim edge]

Speaking of the french

BAST PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY FRENCH HOMEWORK

[upbeat viper]

what is it ?

send in DM

[grim edge]

Siècle des Lumières

I need to write something that isnt from chat gpt

[upbeat viper]

about le Siècle des Lumières

ouw

[restive storm]

although zax did get his rapid back to 2k

[upbeat viper]

he did yep

[restive storm]

good for him

[toxic lintel]

Bastoua😱

[grim edge]

Funny how zax never got to adopt me

[upbeat viper]

ig the issue is he plays 3+0

aka cancer blitz

[grim edge]

Thats how good i am

[upbeat viper]

so : easy tilt + he's slow

doesn't help

[grim edge]

The " i hate my self " of blitz

[upbeat viper]

he got to his peak with 5+0

not 3+0

[grim edge]

3+1 is probably slightly better

[restive storm]

I play both 3+0 and 3+2 but I use different platforms for each because they're so different in style

chess.com 3+0 and lichess 3+2

[upbeat viper]

I'd have guessed the inverse

[grim edge]

Shouldn't u play 3+2 on cc

Because of the so heavily debatable delay

[upbeat viper]

lichess better for no increment thanks to the no increment premoves

[wraith snow]

https://youtu.be/e6zJMbRSLd8?si=2zX_o1haTbBRFjxF

[grim edge]

Bastouraaaa bro

[restive storm]

the reason was because I'm too used to playing on 3+2 lichess and my lichess blitz rating is basically 3+2 rating

[upbeat viper]

ye ?

[grim edge]

I say Hellooo

[restive storm]

when I was exclusively playing lichess I always did 3+2 for blitz

[upbeat viper]

heyah

[upbeat viper]

weird

[restive storm]

also I feel like it doesn't matter anyways
if 3+0 is harder on chess.com, it's harder for my opponent as well

[grim edge]

Bast i am close to 1300

[upbeat viper]

send your HW Yass

and cool

[grim edge]

I might get to 1500 by the end of the year

[upbeat viper]

but 1300 or 1500 is the same to me

it's like comparing 600 and 800

or 1900 and 2000

[grim edge]

They gave us freedom about the topic ideas that came out from the revolutions popular authors and revolutionaries etc

[cunning urchin]

🚿

[grim edge]

Youre right tho

[upbeat viper]

hmmm

[grim edge]

I could easily get to 1500 if i out my little mind into it

[upbeat viper]

you could something about the inventions too

because

le Siècle des Lumières, ofc there's the french revolution, but like it's also related to advancements in every other domains, philosophy, art, etc

[grim edge]

Mhm mhm

I am thinking to focus more on the philosophies and ideas

[upbeat viper]

and science ofc

[grim edge]

And art

[peak plank]

anyone know a good slav/ semi-slav killer?

[upbeat viper]

for white ?

[peak plank]

yeah

[upbeat viper]

no ? slav is solid

I'm not a d4 player tho'

could be wrong

but such system is strong

[fallen wadi]

D4 is better.

[grim edge]

Theres no killer for any opening as far as i know

[peak plank]

if they can find london killers im sure there can be slav killers

[grim edge]

I could send u some of my anti slav stuff but u dont like my pgns

[upbeat viper]

but the london is the london

the london isn't bad it's just too solid for white

[peak plank]

slav is a worse london but as black

[upbeat viper]

but still solid

[grim edge]

Tbh even the london killer isnt even a killer

[peak plank]

and yet people have ways to attack it

[grim edge]

Its just a minor inconvenience for white

If he plays correctly

[upbeat viper]

and you can attack any opening

[peak plank]

yes. how.

[upbeat viper]

idk

[grim edge]

Pixel

Do u want me to send u something

Orrrrrrrrrrrr

[vital ether]

Guys i was 1054 and fell to 1005

5-6 losing streak

[grim edge]

It happens

[upbeat viper]

it's okay

50 is small

[grim edge]

Dw

The London is better

[vital ether]

Idk why i got worse

[upbeat viper]

some weeks ago I did -180

so dw

[grim edge]

London opening is W

[upbeat viper]

maybe you play too much ?

tilt happens

[grim edge]

Unlike bast i always crawl back and come out strongee

[upbeat viper]

can also depend on your sleep

your last meal

temperature

[vital ether]

Nah i play 1-2 games each day

[upbeat viper]

air quality

[grim edge]

WE DOING MEAL PREP FOR CHESS TOO NOW?

[upbeat viper]

no but like

[vital ether]

Now im not playing at all cuz im scared of going below 1000

[upbeat viper]

if you're hungry you probably will play worse

[grim edge]

Wait do pro chess players have meal prep

[upbeat viper]

magnus has bananas

[grim edge]

Are u fr

[upbeat viper]

yeah

[grim edge]

Tell me you're fking with me

[upbeat viper]

he ate one during SCC

banana be good

yum potassium

[warped vigil]

banana < banana cake

[grim edge]

Fr

Richest chess player and cant afford banana cake

[vital ether]

There such thing?

[warped vigil]

yeah

[upbeat viper]

banana cake + yogurt*

don't forget it

[vital ether]

..

[warped vigil]

ugh no

[grim edge]

La vache qui rit

[upbeat viper]

D:

[warped vigil]

yogurt is savory not sweet

[upbeat viper]

no

[grim edge]

Wait wrong product

[raven flicker]

La croissant et la baguette

[upbeat viper]

I mean that

right

[grim edge]

I imagine at times firouja walking to the board with a whole baguette in his hand

[upbeat viper]

not fruit yogurt or idk

[grim edge]

We have danone here too

[raven flicker]

Bro who is deleting my text

😡

[warped vigil]

raitas

[grim edge]

Bast him bastoura

[raven flicker]

Are u from morocco?

[grim edge]

No why would i be from earth

[peak plank]

im too busy to play much so I care about my rating a good maount less now

though I may still get tilted

[grim edge]

Its alright man u can do it

[vital ether]

I hate it when the opponent takes long for each move thats obvious and lose

Its like losing to yourself

[restive storm]

what

[grim edge]

Theres danone in glass

[grim edge]

I mean they're losing time so its good for u

[winter vault]

Comment ça se passe aujourd’hui les gars

[restive storm]

do you guys want proof that 4 is greater than 2

[halcyon holly]

Yes

[stable mirage]

yes uwu

[winter vault]

oui

[restive storm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0DSvAP524
(no (u)-words btw)

[winter vault]

wow

[restive storm]

nothing i was testing to see if my discord was lagging or not

yeah

[grim edge]

Were making the mother of all omelettes here

[stable mirage]

thanks dor-chan!

[restive storm]

don't call me that

[winter vault]

door

[stable mirage]

why not

[winter vault]

what

[restive storm]

it's not my name

[winter vault]

tout

[stable mirage]

it is definitely your name

[restive storm]

remove the "-chan"

[winter vault]

heyy doorchan

;P

[normal hatch]

Doritoes

[peak plank]

@restive storm this guy isnt even 2200... howd you let him say that to you?

[restive storm]

wait I missed that

[restive storm]

don't call me that

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> geo226890

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[winter vault]

i will anyway

doorchan

[peak plank]

dont or mod ping

[spark apex]

Not even gonna lie if Tyler1 had an organized training schedule he could already be 1500 by now

bro is hella talented

[winter vault]

what

[stable mirage]

doorchan

[vital ether]

Bro back to 890 😦

[restive storm]

yeah I was watching his first match in pogchamps the Kh8 Rg8 idea was brilliant for someone with that level of experience

[winter vault]

i havent even played my first game yet xd

[spark apex]

I know eventually he'll lose interest but damn his case study is interesting

[halcyon holly]

Start on a win

[restive storm]

also it was funny that he though the only way he could win was on time

[winter vault]

huh what is dtart

???

oh

[halcyon holly]

I don't see any dtart

[winter vault]

uh huh

i see that edited thing

[toxic thunder]

Ho

[halcyon holly]

I did that because I fell and it got edited as my phone hit the floor

[toxic thunder]

Who plays

[winter vault]

surre

[toxic thunder]

Who is a chess master?

[winter vault]

me

[vital ether]

Tylers peak was 1146 in 2 months

[halcyon holly]

Theyve all ascended
Us mortals can't reach them

[vital ether]

It took me a year to get to that

But i had less games

[winter vault]

i have ascended

[vital ether]

...

[peak plank]

@spark apex is

[winter vault]

i am more than mortal

[tight halo]

im 2100 elo and im the goat

[maiden mesa]

ive been either losing or barely winning with low accuracies lately, anybody have any advice on how to fix it and get back to my old level? take a break maybe?

[peak plank]

you cant prove it. also 2100 is crap.

or you havnent proved it yet rather

[halcyon holly]

My friend had 2000 elo then he got banned

[tight halo]

i know

[halcyon holly]

Cus he cheated

[tight halo]

its good still. wanna duel

blitz

[winter vault]

Εσείς οι απλοί θνητοί θα το μετανιώσετε αυτό

[toxic lintel]

Who cheated?

[peak plank]

holy these people are crap

[halcyon holly]

Somebody that I used to know

[toxic thunder]

Who tells me to advance more than 2400

[tight halo]

SOMEONE DUEL ME IM BORED

[halcyon holly]

Nooo don't make the kid cry

[peak plank]

connect.

[worn ice]

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[vital ether]

[halcyon holly]

I'll duel but don't expect much ;-;

[tight halo]

ok

[spark apex]

I mean that is a valid strat

Against an engine

[tight halo]

duel

[spark apex]

Someone teach him the hippo

[tight halo]

ArioJalilvand (blitz 3 mins)

[halcyon holly]

Sure

What time control you like

[tight halo]

none

3 minute blitz

[winter vault]

Αν έχετε κάποια αξιοπρέπεια, παραιτηθείτε τώρα

[toxic lintel]

I think this is English only chat🙏

[halcyon holly]

Ah there's quite the gap between your blitz and other ratings

[restive storm]

I think he accidentally checkmated and then thought it was a glitch

[winter vault]

oh whatever'

[toxic lintel]

Sorry😔

[winter vault]

wherea the non english chat?

[peak plank]

HAHAHHAH

[peak plank]

non-existant. not anymore.

[toxic lintel]

I guess they got rid of them cause they were dead

[winter vault]

just google translate the message 😉

[static ridge]

is it just me or this the most obvious brilliant move ever

[winter vault]

just you

[static ridge]

also i think im getting bad at chess i went from 1000 rating to 900 rating in 3 days

[stable mirage]

idk what you expected tbh

[winter vault]

uh huh

[worn ice]

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<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1888 (2002 peak)
Blitz: 2496 (peak)
Bullet: 1763 (1860 peak)

[static ridge]

not just me that is such a obvious brilliant move

[grim edge]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-goat-lick-tongue-out-gif-5193394

[toxic thunder]

If anyone wants to play

[winter vault]

no

[vital ether]

[peak plank]

im suprsied thats even considered brilliant

[static spruce]

Bb5?

if bishop takes knight

[static ridge]

yea its so obvious right

[static ridge]

me too

[static spruce]

took me a while

😂

[grim edge]

hola

[static spruce]

ello

[viscid lark]

hi

[static spruce]

for some reason chess.com keeps logging me out

even if i clicked remember me

[nova verge]

Heyo

[toxic lintel]

Hi hi

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ough-ogh-braaap-brap-parp-gif-27194681

[vital ether]

Prob either someone using your account or its the computers fault

[halcyon holly]

That wasn't fun

[static spruce]

prob my computer then

[tight halo]

yeaaaah

[halcyon holly]

That was just sad

[tight halo]

uhhhhhhhh

why'd you kept walking into a fork??

[halcyon holly]

You were essentially harassing a defenseless child

[drowsy lodge]

idk just keep going

[halcyon holly]

It was barely even a game

[toxic lintel]

Did pixel win?

[tight halo]

you were killing yourself. the game review is gonna be insane on you

[static spruce]

🤔

[vital ether]

ITS MR. BEAN

[static ridge]

#💬〡chess-talk

[halcyon holly]

I'm so bad at blitz

Bullet and rapid are so much better

[tight halo]

wanna bullet?

[wild oyster]

this is just ridiculous 😭

[halcyon holly]

Sure;-;

[wild oyster]

dawg i was SO tilted yesterday and turns out i played like 3 cheaters

[spark apex]

I mean that is a pretty strong positional move

besides your threat

[static spruce]

😂 😂

[spark apex]

hard to spot if you're not looking for it

[toxic lintel]

Ay they give u back the elo, that's nice

[vital ether]

Did they have consistent time moves

[static ridge]

ok if you say so

but everyone over like 800 elo sees that move

[wild oyster]

yea it was everything but i didnt notice it because i was tilted and so annoyed with losing

[static spruce]

ye it works when u get destroued by a streamer or cheaer

[wild oyster]

but tursn out like 3 of them were cheating

[static spruce]

cheater

[wild oyster]

at least im back at 2000 💀

[vital ether]

Lul

[wild oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-hanma-jack-hammer-steak-gif-25034812

[static spruce]

owh i can post gifs now

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/781481778795118612/942652801962627103/image0-4-1.gif

[torpid lintel]

It does not mean you getting bad at chess haha
Read here #1040028251965358121 message

[grim edge]

Blud hits 2k without playing

[wild oyster]

well... i was 2030 prior to like yesterday 💀

on my second account that is

if u checked my account linked to my current discord i dont use it rn

[tight halo]

i was waiting

for the 2 second mark to mate

[halcyon holly]

Your just taking candy from a baby

[tight halo]

yeah im mean like that

[halcyon holly]

Damn

I wish I was good enough to take candy from baby but they always beat me up

[tight halo]

im the bully at my school that bullies young girls

[wild oyster]

bro loses fights to babies

[wild oyster]

💀

[halcyon holly]

They take roids I swear

[tight halo]

with certain stuff

[wild oyster]

ya you weird bro 💀

[stable mirage]

they make babies different these days

[light cosmos]

Road to 1000 elo 929

[tight halo]

yeah ive been told that over that years

[halcyon holly]

Those babies were on something I swear

[wild oyster]

if you tell people you bully young girls that tends to happen

[stable mirage]

fr just don’t tell them

[tight halo]

yeah i know

[wild oyster]

fr and they wont know ur weird

[halcyon holly]

They were not natty

[peak plank]

Hey macky.

[wild oyster]

😍

how is it going my friend

[tight halo]

9.0 ratio get rekt

[halcyon holly]

Your 2000 I'm allowed to get wrecked

Real

[peak plank]

tilted then stopped playing because busy

[nova verge]

Give me the meat!

[wild oyster]

yea i got back to uni so im not grinding like that rn, but i plan to still study some chess and hopefulyl reach 2100 in like 1-2 months

[tight halo]

i have a question. why do you keep walking yourself into a fork

like youre an intermediate player

[wild oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/cakeuis-dj-khaled-gif-24296363

[halcyon holly]

3 minutes is scary I have nightmares where ill die in 3 minutes

[nova verge]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-gif-3740296292828441808

[wild oyster]

forks are hard to see seomtimes 😦

[halcyon holly]

Just a bad time for me really

[tight halo]

it was a 1 move fork

[wild oyster]

Life is chess 🗣️

[halcyon holly]

Blitz is the weird middle brother of chess

[nova verge]

Chess is life 🌎🌎🌎

[tight halo]

well

[wild oyster]

hey man, it do be happening, even me. The amount of one move forks ive lost to just because of over calculating is insane

[tight halo]

idk maybe

[halcyon holly]

I did the opposite of overcalculating

[wild oyster]

bro under calculated

[tight halo]

youre the same rating as me, how like a 2000 should not be in forks.

[polar trench]

look guys i got 2nd undefeated

[halcyon holly]

I just can't play well fast I always blunder something

[wild oyster]

so you are telling me... u have NEVER fallen for a fork? That just seems like a blatent lie tbh

[tight halo]

i can understand you getting into one. the pressure and not playing blitz and everything but

[wild oyster]

it happens sometimes, we just move on

[grim edge]

Licheese

[stable mirage]

forgor about the berserk mechanic

[tight halo]

ok not never. when i was like 700 idk

[polar trench]

idk what that is i use chesscom

[wild oyster]

:|, nah send ur account im checking for forks rn 💀

[tight halo]

bruh

[halcyon holly]

ArioJalilvand

[stable mirage]

you get half time for extra points

[tight halo]

that account is new

[polar trench]

oh really

[wild oyster]

so how do u lose games if u dont fall for common tactics. Do you just lose every time due to end games

[tight halo]

3 days

[polar trench]

i didn’t use but 1 minute for every game anyway

[tight halo]

i lose most my games in end games but.

[wild oyster]

so send ur actual account idk

[tight halo]

i dont have that anymore

[polar trench]

banned

[grim edge]

Lol 😝 probably

[wild oyster]

idk maybe you dont play often in open games or tactical games cuz ive had many games where its an insane fork and such

[tight halo]

It was a 1 move fork

[wild oyster]

i guess if its a one mover with no threats i dont fall for those

[halcyon holly]

I'm like 1200 peak at blitz no need to bully ):

[wild oyster]

no bullying here lol