💬〡general-off-topic

[forest quest]

That is literally some random guy posting something. If you just go to USCF website(Wich I am a member) you will see the lowest title possible is USCF 2200 Wich is national master

[mystic stream]

NM is better

[grim edge]

When I premove it takes 0.3 second

[outer lichen]

it isn't

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> NM Jayden Lee (catlivesmatter)

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Name: NM Jayden Lee (catlivesmatter)
Title: National Master
Premium Member: True
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Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 2306 (2307 peak)
Blitz: 2479 (2513 peak)
Bullet: 2583 (2619 peak)

[outer lichen]

the lowest title you can earn through USCF is CM but no one acknowledges it

[latent pebble]

washed ah nm

[forest quest]

Because it doesn't exist are you people tripping? I'm in the USCF office website right now lol

[mystic stream]

goofy

[outer lichen]

then you are a fool for not knowing what titles uscf gives

[ionic tangle]

hes too outdated for this

[outer lichen]

NM isn't the only title

[latent pebble]

It doesn't feel right dubbing you washed when it was revealed to me you were a mere adolescent

[outer lichen]

no one does but it exists

[latent pebble]

very sad

[forest quest]

I didn't say it's the only title. I said it's the LOWEST title currently on USCF website

[stable mirage]

NCM 🔥

[outer lichen]

its not

[ionic tangle]

lit title 🔥

[glossy radish]

ur stupid

[mystic stream]

fr

whos that

[outer lichen]

if its the lowest title then why do you see so many people getting USCF CM till this day on their profile

[ionic tangle]

shit anthony he?

[outer lichen]

anthony he

[ionic tangle]

gah damn get ready to fight the next american gm lmfao

[mystic stream]

whos that

[forest quest]

Calm down 141 rated player lol

[mystic stream]

idk

[glossy radish]

just speaking the truth

[outer lichen]

thst guy on the daily is a strong asian player who has been national champion and plays people like hikaru daily

[forest quest]

Same

[ionic tangle]

he boutta farm elo in there just like how he farmed hans niemann 💀

[slender oasis]

Didn’t let me have it

[outer lichen]

nah

[tropic plaza]

Our volcano might be smoking something since it keeps coughing smogs

[bright eagle]

How deep should an opening book based off of GM games be?

[ionic tangle]

ive only seen him in witty aliens streams. damn

[outer lichen]

have you seen nico chasin

[maiden mesa]

i have fallen a HUNDRED ELO TODAY

[glossy radish]

bye

[tropic plaza]

No

[outer lichen]

some guy from new york

2400 IM

[glossy radish]

i’m tired

[slender oasis]

Try not to tilt, it happened last time i fell 300 ish in 1 day

[tropic plaza]

Alr go rest

[glossy radish]

i slept three hours last night, let me rest

[ionic tangle]

and his biggest flex is placing #8 in one of his titled tuesday games

[outer lichen]

i have played him a dozen times but he always beats me due to tactics

thats his strongest suit

[maiden mesa]

yeah i need to work on that, i just keep on losing and its so infuriating

[mystic stream]

im anthony he no cap

[stable mirage]

why are they giving us 30|15 games lol

[marsh zodiac]

any 400-800 rated down for a match

[slender oasis]

Try and find a song you can relax to

[ionic tangle]

iconic fm

[mystic stream]

WCM goes crazy

[latent pebble]

paintensei

[mystic stream]

like NWCM or WCm

[tropic plaza]

He got banned right?

[latent pebble]

yes

[mystic stream]

60 years old 💀

[ionic tangle]

wait what happened to pain

[mystic stream]

cheated or smtrh

[tropic plaza]

Fair play

[ionic tangle]

and hes a mod himself mf what

[stable mirage]

@grim edge you doing the blitz after?

[tropic plaza]

Quite ironic since he bans people who cheats here

[stable mirage]

I’m in the same one

[ionic tangle]

i almost typed "you have saturday class" but i remembered im in the upside down time zone.

[outer lichen]

http://www.glicko.net/ratings/titles.pdf

[stable mirage]

I’ll meet you there

[ionic tangle]

shhhhhh. bastoura is lurking.

[stable mirage]

idk your name

just the tournament

[tropic plaza]

Bros wanna get doxxed

[outer lichen]

i drew a IM but he doesnt care about chess just drinking and partying

[ionic tangle]

[mystic stream]

i beat IM ezez

and many FMs

[stable mirage]

tour is WA

[forest quest]

It's strange because there is misleading info on that but you are right. One website says USCF 2000-2199 is simply an expter player

[ionic tangle]

man, i only beat a CM by time. not my biggest flex sadge.

[stable mirage]

(:

ah

[forest quest]

But that one does say that 2000 with the 5 performance norms is a CM. I wonder if CC and Lichess would put the "CM" marked for a USCF CM on there profile?

[ionic tangle]

whats the recommended chess rating to start off a fide rated classical

[outer lichen]

if you go to many people including some of my friends on their profiles it will say USCF CM if they earned it

next title in line is NM then LSM

[stable mirage]

well ima lose the first 2 rounds so

it’ll be great

[forest quest]

But they do with the USCF NM title. Wich I why I was under the impression the USCF CM title didn't exist?

[outer lichen]

no as for USCF titles

online they only verify NM

cause many national federations use nm

[forest quest]

I meant moreso the CM emblem similar to GM, IM, FM etc

[mystic stream]

thats good 👍

[outer lichen]

Life senior master

its the highest title that can be earned in USCF basically the american version of grandmaster

although many people just refer to you as a random nm

[ionic tangle]

so basically its similar to the womens title

[mystic stream]

bruh life senior master = NM but u play a lot

[outer lichen]

not really

[indigo idol]

who wanna play?

[forest quest]

Although with the rating difference between USCF and fide, they would be equivalent to at best a FM

[outer lichen]

LSM is 2400 USCF which equals to FM strength or near IM

[forest quest]

Yea women's titles are a whole different animal

Like there are Women's candidate master that are only like 1800

[outer lichen]

dont compare a womens title to LSM

[forest quest]

Yea agreed

[outer lichen]

like ik american titles ew but nah

LSM involves actually maintaining elo

its like having to need a unbeaten streak to get it which is commendable

and takes way longer than nm

[tulip lichen]

Chat it's 7:41 am should I sleep

[forest quest]

I think I've seen a guy on lichess that actually had the life master( LM) emblem on his name lol

[outer lichen]

no thats the LM title

[indigo idol]

no stay up im in your walls

[outer lichen]

lichess made their own title called lichess master

[tulip lichen]

Come out pal

[forest quest]

Oh righttttt I do remember that

[outer lichen]

which they would reward to anyone back in the day

they dont anymore

[graceful lintel]

Not even close

[indigo idol]

im shy

[placid agate]

my oponent was like

[forest quest]

Lichess. Man of culture

[indigo idol]

https://tenor.com/view/i-live-in-your-walls-i-know-where-you-live-meme-cat-caption-gif-25921313

[outer lichen]

hikaru when he played on lichess confused the LSM title for the LM lichess title and said "wait what title is this again chat its life master right?"

[tulip lichen]

Bro there's nothing inside my walls it's not American paper walls it's just 20 tons of pure concrete

[graceful lintel]

Lichess for bullet and chess.com for rapid

[outer lichen]

well yes but no

[mystic stream]

Liches moment

[forest quest]

Yea I also confused them very misleading

[graceful lintel]

@grim edge

[lime jay]

roblox players have no critical thinking skills whatsoever and this insult proves it

[indigo idol]

My body is not in your walls my soul is. My essence... My sent.

[forest quest]

If they wanted to make there own title, they should have named it like Online Master(OM)

[glossy radish]

8 yr olds smh

[mystic stream]

get off roblox

[lime jay]

my name isnt even fortnite related its tf2 related

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-medic-team-fortress-2-medic-medic-team-fortress-2-medic-tf2-medic-tf2-edit-gif-6108638276408014241

[forest quest]

TF2 is amazing

The original overwatch

[stable mirage]

you play Roblox

[outer lichen]

LM makes sense tho

but yeah when hikaru said that i couldnt help but smile even laugh

[forest quest]

Yea but USCF also has LM title lol. Not even just LSM but LM USCF 2300

[outer lichen]

as you can see from hikarus USCF these are all the titles that can be earned

[sleek isle]

Hello

[outer lichen]

USCF CM then NM and then all the senior master titles which are pretty similar

[sleek isle]

can anyone tell me how to grow up a chess club in chess dot com

[mystic stream]

to grow up?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Emi (spammer)

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Rapid: 1560 (1708 peak)
Blitz: 1806 (1942 peak)
Bullet: 1900 (2257 peak)

[forest quest]

So I learned something new today. Lol. Is it relatively recent the USCF CM?

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> Syed Sakibul Islam (thecreepycat)

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Rapid: 1240 (1279 peak)
Blitz: 618 (981 peak)
Bullet: 1365 (peak)

[outer lichen]

gave up on trying that

[forest quest]

Because I swear they didn't have it before and that was just a chess expert

[outer lichen]

um... did you see the image...

[forest quest]

Yea

[outer lichen]

he got USCF CM in 1997..

[sleek isle]

@outer lichen are u a Chess Master

[forest quest]

Wikepedia says they first introduce the CM title in 2008 lol

[outer lichen]

kinda not rlly

[outer lichen]

i invented the black market for chess too - random wikepedia guy

anything can be said on wikepedia

[gray heron]

.

[latent pebble]

1500 lc 1500 cc what

[forest quest]

Yea but it ends up getting fact checked. That's actually a common misconception. Try to go change something on wikepedia right now

It will be fact corrected in 10 mins

[graceful lintel]

I started playing on lichess yesterday so ye
Btw I'm 1600 cc 🥹

[outer lichen]

well thats interesting but its definitely not 2008 cause hikaru earned it back in 97

[sleek isle]

wanna play unrated

[mystic stream]

good job

[outer lichen]

so it must have existed at least 30 or 40 decades ago

[gray heron]

at school rn

[graceful lintel]

ty

[forest quest]

Dude that's actually really strange because I'm seeing on multiple websites they introduced it in 08

[outer lichen]

gimme a sec

[sleek isle]

ok no problem

@outer lichen can i sent u a game

[forest quest]

What does 5 performance based norms even mean anyway?

[sleek isle]

https://www.chess.com/game/live/89088041069

[worn ice]

HAPPY_SAGAR (1218) vs. TheCreepyCat (1240)

Move List

1. d4 d5 2. Nc3 Nf6 3. e3 Nc6 4. Nf3 Bg4 5. Be2 e6 6. h3 Bh5 7. O-O [Bb4] 8. Bd2 O-O 9. Nh2 Bxe2 10. Nxe2 Bxd2 11. Qxd2 Qd6 12. Nf4 Ne4 13. Qe2 Nxd4 14. exd4 Qxf4 15. f3 Ng3 16. Qd3 Nxf1 17. Rxf1 Rac8 18. g3 Qxg3+ 19. Kh1 Qxh3 20. Rg1 c5 21. dxc5 Rxc5 22. Qd4 f6 23. Qxc5 b6 24. Qc7 g6 25. Rg3 Qh6 26. Kg2 Qd2+ 27. Kh3 Qh6+ 28. Kg2 Qd2+ 29. Kh1 Qe1+ 30. Rg1 Qh4 31. b3 e5 32. Qxa7 Rc8 33. Rc1 e4 34. Qxb6 exf3 35. Qe6+ Kg7 36. Qxc8 f2 37. Rf1 Qe4+ 38. Nf3 Qxf3+ 39. Kh2 Qf4+ 40. Kg2 Qe3 41. Qc7+ Kh6 42. Rh1+ Kg5 43. Qg3+ Qxg3+ 44. Kxg3 f1=N+ 45. Rxf1 h5 46. b4 h4+ 47. Kh3 f5 48. b5 Kf6 49. b6 g5 50. b7 g4+ 51. Kxh4 d4 52. b8=Q 

[forest quest]

Like fide norms make more sense

[outer lichen]

i am kind of burnt out

[gray heron]

you play up to a certain level, so like 1400 norms you'd have to play like a 1400+ i think

[outer lichen]

if you want we can play sunday

[sleek isle]

ok no problem

[forest quest]

Interesting

[forest quest]

What openings do you play for.your OTB tournaments typically?

[pastel phoenix]

@celest prawn cheated

[outer lichen]

i am beginning to use e4

more consistently but before i did some nf3 b3, trompowsky, and d4

[placid agate]

-... .-. --- / .--. .-.. .- -.-- / -.-. .... . ... ...

[forest quest]

Nice

[stable mirage]

ok

[forest quest]

I only play 1 d4 systems

Queens gambit. London. Tromp. Colle.

Depends how I feel

Torre

[outer lichen]

i despise the london

[forest quest]

Yea that a very common sentiment

[outer lichen]

its not a passive defense its just a opening

which gives nothing for white

its almost like a free point for black

[forest quest]

Lol I mean I wouldn't go that far. It's objectively a fine opening. Many masters play it

[placid agate]

I usually play the Bong cloud

[outer lichen]

and np the jobava london doesnt count

its a different opening on its own

[forest quest]

Boring yes. Bad no.

[outer lichen]

the normal london is pure garbage

[forest quest]

Tell that to ding beating nepo with it in the WCC

[pastel phoenix]

@celest prawn

[outer lichen]

thats cause nepo didnt expect the london

[spice zephyr]

Guys what's gonna happen when nueralink comes out

[outer lichen]

and he wasn't doing very well cause he played terrible setups instead of equalizing fast

[spice zephyr]

How will chess cheating work for nueralink

[forest quest]

Many GMs and IMs play it and have openly said it's a fine openings with winning chances for white. I can link Fabiano saying that. Magnus. Amon. Etc

[echo kestrel]

LET'S GO I WAS LOSING IN BUGHOUSE LOL

[outer lichen]

it really doesnt though

[forest quest]

Lol okay

[outer lichen]

its fine

[forest quest]

Make sure to tell all the GMs I just mentioned they don't know chess

[acoustic mason]

Nothing because it's a sci-fi fantasy from a billionaire who doesn't have a clue what he's doing

[maiden mesa]

im done for today, i hate chess lmao 5 wins and 18 losses today

[outer lichen]

but objectively not winning

[echo kestrel]

I've lost 12 in a row before

[outer lichen]

its the truth though they even admit it themselves that the london is garbage

[forest quest]

Well it's like +.03 or something for white like most white opening s

[outer lichen]

they say its playable but not anything advantageous

[forest quest]

I just said they don't

[maiden mesa]

yeah its brutal, i started at 1414 and ended at 1311

[forest quest]

Lol I have video evidence they see it's fine

[outer lichen]

but they do

[forest quest]

Lol bro okay I'm not gonna argue this.

[maiden mesa]

absolutely brutal curve

[forest quest]

London is a fine opening. Just boring.

Queens gambit gives better chances for a win. London has higher chance at top level to draw

But not to lose if played right

[outer lichen]

its charity for black

[forest quest]

Lol sure

[outer lichen]

if you want something less theorectical play the tromp then

[forest quest]

I do play it. I play most d4 openings

[outer lichen]

it has the same setups but is better

[forest quest]

Tromp. London. Colle. Queens gambit. Torre.

[outer lichen]

no i am saying in general to the average london player

[forest quest]

Yea there similar for sure

Tromp I would say is more aggressive

[outer lichen]

its really garbage and only reason it would score well is if black doesnt know how to play c5 and equalize fast

[forest quest]

Colle is pretty under rated btw. Seems passive but is actually an attacking opening fighting for E5 push eventually

Most people playing black don't know the theory

[outer lichen]

for colle or london

[forest quest]

Colle

Same kinda ideas though

[outer lichen]

the colle for me is a meh opening

i personally view it as a reverse slav

[forest quest]

Being that colle is precursor to London

It is for sure

But one tempo up

[outer lichen]

its just meh in general idk if its better than the london per say but its more practical

and i cant believe i am even saying that

[forest quest]

I wouldnt say either is better than the other. Just slightly different variations

[echo kestrel]

Meme curve

[forest quest]

Infact IMO Colle, London, and trompwowski can almost be said to be variations of the same opening system

[outer lichen]

heres the thing though do you want a passive defence or a opening which does nothing

[echo kestrel]

I went from 2180 to 1921 to 2150 in 10 days

[latent oracle]

They all suck

[forest quest]

No

[outer lichen]

the torre and tromp aim at advantage and fight for something

[latent oracle]

Best oppening is larsen! Amd for black it's owen

[outer lichen]

the london is basically being a hobo fighting another hobo to see who gets drunk quicker

thats it

[forest quest]

There all solid openings that the engine gives a plus .03- .05 edge for white

[echo kestrel]

I always like openings that throw people off

Popular openings suck

I like aggressive, attacking stuff

[latent oracle]

Yeah!

[echo kestrel]

That's unexpected

[forest quest]

Best black opening is 1 c6 hehe

[echo kestrel]

f5 against e4 is godly

[outer lichen]

by engine yet most people in middlegames either black has a more comfortable plan or white is borderline stuck on trying to not make the game dry

[latent oracle]

Isn't that the caro

[forest quest]

Yes but if white plays 1 d4 it's the Slav

[echo kestrel]

Engine gives mine plus 1.4 for white and it's solid

[forest quest]

Well it transposes into Slav

[outer lichen]

its so hard to win with it thats why its garbage cause at least with a passive defense like the caro kann you have that counterstrike which is what your aiming for

thats why it works well

[latent oracle]

Slav is only good against queen's gambit

[cunning urchin]

2100 gets you a hotdog nowadays

[echo kestrel]

Fr

[cunning urchin]

Am I right

[forest quest]

2100 what?

Dollars or rating?

Because both are true

[cunning urchin]

Lichess ain’t u the 0ps?

[forest quest]

Sorry I speak English

[latent oracle]

Gets you hotdogs

[outer lichen]

you have to agee no?

[cunning urchin]

2100 hotdogs

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-i-am-a-sturgeon-gif-6583063082689683035

[outer lichen]

that the caro strategically and practically is better than the london system

[latent oracle]

This will affect this year's trout season

[outer lichen]

it really is

[latent oracle]

One is a black's other one is a white's

[forest quest]

Completely disagree but I can't convince people that have bias against any opening to change there mind. Both are great. Carro is my main weapon as black too

[raven dock]

whats the highest rating ever in blitz? 3000?

[latent oracle]

Also caro just sucks

[forest quest]

Although I play Scandinavian alot because I like it but it's not good

[outer lichen]

its not a bias like i have played the london system otb and it just sucks

[latent oracle]

I play larsen

[echo kestrel]

Ye

[outer lichen]

i used to be hyped with the london and think of it as incredible but its pure balony

[latent oracle]

If i know my opponent is worse than me, for black i play owen

[outer lichen]

cause it does nothing

[forest quest]

There are GMs and IM that play the London everyday and win games everyday. Eric Rosen crushes GMs regularly on stream with it lol

[upbeat viper]

2100 blitz isn't even 99.9 ??

[latent oracle]

L

[upbeat viper]

[latent oracle]

He has stafford gambit all over him

[forest quest]

What is it 99.8?

[upbeat viper]

Yes

[forest quest]

I mean that's pretty damn high lol

[latent oracle]

Fr

Cc has no elo distribution

[outer lichen]

not a ton of GM's and IM's play the london syetm also did you really just point out eric rosen the one and only guy who has been popularizing it for years nahhh ofc he would play the london system thats what he is known for

[cunning urchin]

London on top

[forest quest]

Okay but that doesn't change the fact that he wins with it? You said it's complete garbage

He wouldn't beat masters with it if it was unplayable

[cunning urchin]

London apple

[latent oracle]

I have learnt just now that rosen plays london

He is known for stafford gambit

[outer lichen]

he can beat masters but thats not cause of the opening

thats cause he is an IM

[latent oracle]

Well he is insane that's for sure

[forest quest]

Your really not making sense here. You claim the London is " hot garbage" but then people.beat GMs with it on stream daily and you say " it's because he's an IM"?

[outer lichen]

everytime he has played the london against a skilled grandmaster he is either uncomfortable or in a slightly worse position. i remember he recapped otb one time about how a GM just grinded it down and beat him slowly

[forest quest]

GM Aman Hambleton plays the London system as his main opening for white for years

[latent oracle]

L

[outer lichen]

cause the london doesn't give advantage i can play it against you and the position is completely drawn or you were slightly better and i still win? would that be cause of the london or just pure skill

[forest quest]

That's not my point. Infact your kinda arguing my point

I'm saying it's not bad it's solid and leads to decent game

I never stated once the London is gonna automatically win you games. You'd till have to play the whole game lol

[latent oracle]

Cringe ass opening

[forest quest]

Sure it's cringe and boring but solid

[outer lichen]

i am not cause any eric rosen london game against a master at his level just has borderline equal games where it all ends up on whoever plays better in time scrambles or tries to overpush

[latent oracle]

Kinda yeah

[outer lichen]

which in usual is the average london game

not the opening but some endgames

[forest quest]

So an equal game is concluding an opening is "garbage to you? Your way to high rated to think like that lol you know how this works

[outer lichen]

its equal with no real advantage YOUR WHITE

[forest quest]

Like could Eric Rosen go on stream and beat GM and other IMs with like wayword queen attack opening? Ide bet not because that's truly a BAD Opening lol

[outer lichen]

for god sakes your supposed to play for advantage not just be in a dry position where there is relatively little winning chances the whole game

[latent oracle]

Not all opening need to give you some advantage

[golden badge]

I have disabled ping from all servers

[latent oracle]

Anyone can win with anything if they are good enough

[outer lichen]

yes but theres dyanamics and imbalances the london aims at giving nothing for white except the ideaology that "i have no risks and cant lose"

[lime jay]

lets address the elephant in the room

[outer lichen]

thats why i dont like it anymore cause i dont want another draw

just playing for 4 hours for nothing

[golden badge]

What do you mean

[forest quest]

Don't get me wrong I get what your saying aswell

[outer lichen]

and keep in mind i used to be always saying "i recommend the london system" i dont anymore and i see why

[forest quest]

My only point is London is a solid opening that is playable at all levels. That's all. Never said it was some god tier opening

Most people should just play the Queens gambit lines instead

[outer lichen]

i never said it was unplayable but you gotta agree it gives absolute no advantage for white

does it?

[forest quest]

I agree it gives equally position most times depending on blacks replies. But there are wining chances

London isn't the only opening like that btw in chess

[outer lichen]

you just cant do the same pattern and ignore blacks ideas with c5 your just gonna get steamrolled which is why people always said you have to learn not to do the same triangle

[quartz axle]

jh

[outer lichen]

to me it feels like the london is virtually the only opening which aims at draws cause it offers no risks for white but tells black to hit him and thats what they are going to do

[forest quest]

I agree but that's just how bad players play the London. High level London players like the ones I mentioned switch it up when necessary. Like you can do a typical d4, bf4, Nf3, e3 0-0

[outer lichen]

its a reverse caro but better

[forest quest]

Or like c4 at some point

Transpose into a Queens gambit type London

Instead of the c3 type things everyone auto plays

[outer lichen]

i am so tired of that normal london everyone does c3 and it gives nothing

[forest quest]

I get your point

[outer lichen]

thats why i dont even consider it an opening for white cause its not even a passive defence you know what that is?

[lime jay]

ah poo

[outer lichen]

a passive defense is an opening which is solid but aims for that counterstrike

like the caro cause theres so much aggressiveness from white but the london

[forest quest]

London can have that if you play c4 instead of c3 after developing moves

[outer lichen]

has 0 counterstrikes

[forest quest]

Creates an immediate attack

[outer lichen]

and most people instead do c3...

[forest quest]

Also can do like Re1 then push e4

[outer lichen]

at that point i consider it a QG main line which is different in my book

[forest quest]

Kinda but technically the only classification of the London opening is 1 d4 2 Bf4

That's automatically the London in the system

Even if you start transposing it into other stuff later

[outer lichen]

a transpositon but you get what i mean the normal london with c3 is garbage not cause its unplayable but cause your just being a rock and if you do nothing your gonna get smashed cause its super dry and a better player just knows how to win those positions

its practically for black yk? c4 just feels like a qg

[forest quest]

I get your point. I wouldn't say you will get smashed with the c3 London. More so everything's gonna get traded and it's gonna be a draw

[outer lichen]

so for me its a different topic and cant be compared to the london i am saying

[outer lichen]

ENTIRELY THE POINT theres no counterstrike theres no actual opening, its not a passive defense its either charity for black or a complete anti chess game made for quick draws

thats why i grew sick of it

[forest quest]

That's assuming though blacks gonna play the best moves every time which isn't gonna happen is the point I would say. Like play a normal London against a engine and yea it's a draw

But people won't always play the correct moves so London players re banking on small mistakes

[outer lichen]

i prefer playing london positions with c4 or jobava hell ill still play the london with c3 but only in blitz games

[echo kestrel]

Nope. 99.9 is like 2250

[haughty abyss]

Is it weird that you play better without having queens for yourself and your opponents

Because I always trade queens and often play better

[echo kestrel]

2100 is right at 99.8

Just a few points lower is 99.7

[forest quest]

I like to do that also. Reason being is I'm comfortable in an endgame and don't like the middlegame as much

All play style

[haughty abyss]

Same

I don’t like middle games either but I can do the best at early or late game

But middle game for me is probably those type of players who often blunder

Which is me

[echo kestrel]

Endgames suck

[outer lichen]

no but if they know how to tranpose into caro structures the black player is usually comfortable and doesnt have much risks, they can slowplay it and be better long term. if they know the c5 setups they will already be in a equal game where they will either grind down white or simply be brutal which is why the london isn't a passive defense cause white doesnt have counterplay its just giving black options for the kill

[haughty abyss]

I love endgame

[outer lichen]

if black doesnt know the setups whites fine and objectively better

[forest quest]

Yea I see your point but agree to disagree on some of the finer details

[forest quest]

I also love endgames

Wich I feel is rare in under master level players lol

[outer lichen]

with c3 but if they do then your struggling as white and even have trouble on winning very dry positions which is why i find it to be pure garbage

like fabiano and all these guys they say its fine and it is but the positions that come out of it are dry unless they play c4 or its home cooked preperation which is why they implement it at times

[ancient zodiac]

Hikaru won?

[forest quest]

Wasn't watching

Hope so

[outer lichen]

like carlsen back in 2018 in which it was steamrolling

[ancient zodiac]

Okeeedokee

[outer lichen]

back then the london was still new in a way and pretty hyped it has a lot of unfamiliarity with it but nowadays many people just know what to do against c3 which is why i personally dont find it good to play as white

[lime jay]

yall this my lawyer.. im going to jail

[haughty abyss]

I feel like trading queens are really good and gives advantage because if you take your opponent queens, the king takes and they can’t castle anymore

[forest quest]

Jesus its hikaru vs Magnus again in this tournament? Lol

[severe oxide]

lmao

[outer lichen]

9 months have passed already

i thought the scc would be in december but started early

[lime jay]

fun fact: when the sun eexplodes u will die

yall.. this my lawyer im going to jail

[forest quest]

Fun fact when the sun explodes humans will have already been long extint

[outer lichen]

but you get my point and the reason why i said you and me dont know how to play chess and that 2000's are merely grasping it is cause at 2000 you are still a potato you are just experienced. thats the point in which openings and strategic understanding matters which is why i said we dont know what chess really is

[forest quest]

True

Atleast we understand enough though to have an intelligent discussion like.we did

We are at the rating minimum that alot of people here cant follow

[outer lichen]

at 2100 we can say we maybe do cause by that point i am confident we should have studied at least a bunch of theory but 2000 nah sorry pappo but were potatoes still

yeah ofc

[outer lichen]

if we are both potatoes and you just said this then that means everyone here is a fry

and were just burgers waiting to be promoted

[forest quest]

Lol 🤣

[lime jay]

OH MY GOD I ACCIDENTALLY GOT TO INFINY

[forest quest]

Now at some point I need to do a deep dive into the Sicilian

[outer lichen]

you just burned everyones dreams unintentionally

[outer lichen]

i have been playing the rosilimo

against it

[haughty abyss]

If I am playing queens gambit but my opponent plays king pawn, is queens gambit still suitable?

[outer lichen]

you mean e5?

[haughty abyss]

Yes

[outer lichen]

e4-e5 is basic

but tons of stuff you have to expect

like ruy lopez, scotch etc

[forest quest]

No I think he means

1 d4 2 e5

Wich is the englund gambit

[outer lichen]

oh the englund

[forest quest]

Pretty bad defence actually

[lime jay]

BOUT TO BE AN INSANELY HUGE SUPERNOVA

[outer lichen]

no its garbage by force but for you depending if you mean online i dont think it matters even at my level i still see it

[haughty abyss]

No I mean if I play D4 and my opponent plays E5, Is it still good to play queens gambit

[forest quest]

Yea that's the englund it's not good

[haughty abyss]

So it’s best not to?

[outer lichen]

its playable but no best way to beat the englund is by taking right away

[forest quest]

So you cant really continue the Queens gambit if they do that

[haughty abyss]

Oh sad

[forest quest]

Like 1 d4, E5 you cant play c4 now

[haughty abyss]

D4 was a waste

[outer lichen]

i have done nf3 and after they play qe7 just e3 nxe5 and your giving the pawn back for development

[lime jay]

aw crap

[outer lichen]

this turns into a scandi type game but positional

[forest quest]

Yea and I like those positions personally

[outer lichen]

rather than just beating it through brute force

like the machines from terminator

[haughty abyss]

Ok ty

[forest quest]

Yea I actually find the englund so bad that I can just play c3 after they play e5

Lol to keep it simple it's not the best way to play but it's safe and easy

[outer lichen]

OMG ITS THE EXCHANGE CARO FOR WHITE

[forest quest]

Like 1 d4 E5 2 e3

[outer lichen]

hazzah

[haughty abyss]

Sicilian?

[forest quest]

Or c3 honestly

[forest quest]

No that's a whole different thing

[outer lichen]

a reverse caro you gotta admit

[haughty abyss]

Oh ok

[forest quest]

True

[forest quest]

Sicilian is 1 e4 c5

[haughty abyss]

Before you guys gain 1000 elo, do you guys just play chess everyday?

[outer lichen]

imms go sleep now cause kinda sleepy

[haughty abyss]

Is it good

[forest quest]

Best black response to 1 e4

[outer lichen]

but nice chat lichess overlord ima get rest gn

[forest quest]

Hardest to learn though

[severe oxide]

good for higher levels.

[haughty abyss]

Awesome

[forest quest]

For sure I enjoyed an actual chess discussion

[primal fern]

want image perms?

[graceful lintel]

d3 best opening for bullet

[haughty abyss]

Why so sudden? I didn’t do anything

[forest quest]

Lol

[primal fern]

get trusted role m8

[haughty abyss]

Alright thanks

I’ll take it, appreciate it

[graceful lintel]

Leave him alone he isnt going to sending u his photos

[forest quest]

Lmao

[haughty abyss]

Useful for sending my screenshots of my chess game and asking for help

[forest quest]

You gotta like link your CC account

[primal fern]

bruh that's cheating

[haughty abyss]

No no that’s not what I meant

[forest quest]

He meant analysis I take it post game

[haughty abyss]

Like after I am done with the game I ask for what I did wrong and what I can fix

How to link my chess account

[primal fern]

type /connect in here

[haughty abyss]

/connect

[worn ice]

Chess.com Bot

Connect Account

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[haughty abyss]

/connect MythYetAlt

[primal fern]

you have multiple accounts on chess.com? @haughty abyss

[haughty abyss]

Just one

[primal fern]

ok

[haughty abyss]

I typed alt because I thought I lost my account

[latent pebble]

neuro

[forest quest]

Y'all like chess I heard

[haughty abyss]

I did it

Thank you for your help @primal fern

[severe oxide]

pink gang on top

[primal fern]

what's up

[severe oxide]

fortnite better

[graceful lintel]

Minecraft best

[severe oxide]

i love cheetos and fortnite

[graceful lintel]

[brave ember]

anyone wanna play a game rq

[forest quest]

https://youtu.be/BSzZwRBJVvY?si=ho7tazXjRk3mS5Gs

[forest quest]

I'll play an overwatch game

[brave ember]

no a game

lets play

ill dm you the link ok?

[forest quest]

Eh I only play on lichess

[brave ember]

ok than nvm

[forest quest]

Lol only here because CC discord is alive

[upbeat viper]

Hi chaaat

[haughty abyss]

I hung my queen and he hung his

[grim edge]

500 elo situation

[severe oxide]

hi

[tulip lichen]

naw bro peed in my walls💀
trust me bro my dog's gonna pee on the walls if you did that

[tulip lichen]

what the hell is that position

what did you do bro😭

[grim edge]

:3

[tulip lichen]

bro do you know what that means

[grim edge]

it means :3

@indigo idol crystal castles W

[indigo idol]

yay or nay? Ruy Lopez

[tulip lichen]

can I cuss if I censored it?
just to tell you the meaning yk

[grim edge]

just dm me

[marble spindle]

Yay?

[tulip lichen]

I can't

[grim edge]

?

[indigo idol]

Any advice on on the opening

[grim edge]

im not good @ chess

[indigo idol]

my b wrong tag

[severe oxide]

whats ur rating

[forest quest]

1 d4 2 e3 3 c3

[indigo idol]

abt 700

[severe oxide]

dont focus on openings at 700

it doesnt matter that much

[tulip lichen]

just play the legal trap

@indigo idol

https://www.chess.com/article/view/legal-trap

bruh what

[tulip lichen]

nvm bro

nobody plays d6

[forest quest]

I literally was like who has ever played that

Fried liver is more likely at that level

[tulip lichen]

everyone knows it

[forest quest]

Not 700s

[tulip lichen]

if you know what a fork it you def know it

if we talkin 100-200s then yeah they fallin for it

[haughty abyss]

I don’t know
I suck at chess

[cold ember]

i beat a 1000!

[tulip lichen]

bro why is g pawn on f4

[cold ember]

as 600

[forest quest]

Nice

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro 1000s suck

well it depends on the person tbh

yeah i know what you're gonna say lichess

you said it 200 times

[forest quest]

Lol

What

[cold ember]

the thing is, we played over the board

with no time control and i took my sweet time with some moves

[tulip lichen]

i drawed a 1200

[forest quest]

The only really way to play chess If you wanna improve

[tulip lichen]

just because of stalemate

because i had half a second on the clock

[naive quest]

how much do people above 1000 elo usually gain per win

[tulip lichen]

like 7 elo

5 elo

[haughty abyss]

I tried to threaten the knight

Was it a bad idea

[tulip lichen]

why didn't you castle😭

[forest quest]

Very little unless you get matches with someone like 300 points above you for some reason and win

[haughty abyss]

I couldn’t

[naive quest]

ok so its the same all around

[haughty abyss]

If I do I have no protection for my king

If I castle

[tulip lichen]

tbh bro no offence but martin playing the bongcloud on move 5 would be a better move than g5

[tulip lichen]

i'm not sure

[haughty abyss]

So it’s not a good idea to get your pawns that far?

[tulip lichen]

you don't push the g pawn in the middle game

[haughty abyss]

Ok sorry

[tulip lichen]

😭

[remote bramble]

It's +8 vs equal opponent and +12 for the one who is 250 points above eg

[indigo idol]

Thank you I'm gonna check it out

[tulip lichen]

no bro

it's uncommon for someone to play the exact moves

just play a balanced opening and if you don't make horrible blunders you'll be fine

[remote bramble]

Caro

[tulip lichen]

loyal gotham fan right there

[indigo idol]

lolol gotcha

[tulip lichen]

just rely on your intelligence

[latent pebble]

very bad h6 player

[tulip lichen]

which in your case...
is a bad idea

[remote bramble]

How is caro = Gotham fan

[remote bramble]

Still winning with it lol

[tulip lichen]

I thought you were like 900 bro mb

[grim edge]

There's no way they did gojo like that

[remote bramble]

I am totally 900

[indigo idol]

ok nerd

[remote bramble]

And rapid is like 600

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro just lost 2000 elo

[tulip lichen]

jk bro

[indigo idol]

me too lolol

[remote bramble]

!welcome

[stable jungle]

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[tulip lichen]

@indigo idol do you want to play defense or offense

[graceful lintel]

Fr

[indigo idol]

https://tenor.com/view/nette-flirty-flirt-sexy-fat-girl-gif-12051712

[remote bramble]

Just play benko lol

[grim edge]

No way gojo died

[tulip lichen]

benko gambit?

[tulip lichen]

☠️

[indigo idol]

either a a bit better offensively

[tulip lichen]

it's not nsfw guys chill

[graceful lintel]

[remote bramble]

Yez

[tulip lichen]

i clicked the link it's just a woman shaking or smth

[indigo idol]

just a large woman dancing

[tulip lichen]

bro didn't have to put large in that but ok

[remote bramble]

Benko is the most offensive for black against d4

[tulip lichen]

bruh this site just said sicillian defense is one of the most aggressive openings for white

i'm losing braincells

[brave ember]

anyone wanna play chess

im 500

[tulip lichen]

@indigo idollearn the evans gambit

[cold ember]

White plays e4, black plays the alekhine defence, white pushes the pawn in to attack and black undevelops.

And it's apparently a real opening?

[brave ember]

lol

[brave ember]

wanna play a game?

[cold ember]

cant right now on the account that i may have to AFK any moment

im @ work

[brave ember]

very fast

10min rapid

What are you rated vtw

Btw

[indigo idol]

ill check it out

[cold ember]

bad

[brave ember]

Kk

[indigo idol]

im abt 700 im down for a rapid

[brave ember]

Ok

[tulip lichen]

what's your elo

!welcome @brave ember

[stable jungle]

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[tulip lichen]

yeah bro im doing staff job for them

[naive quest]

what is a good accuracy

[tulip lichen]

85-90%

[brave ember]

anyone down for a quick game?

rapid

[tulip lichen]

rapid waste of time bro

[brave ember]

player you wanna play?

[tulip lichen]

why spend 20 minute of your life

[brave ember]

very fast

[tulip lichen]

5 minute blitz

[naive quest]

is 60 precent bad

[tulip lichen]

60 percent is like that 600-900s get

[naive quest]

im 350 and have average of 62

[brave ember]

I get 98

[tulip lichen]

after that you start seeing the better moves

[tulip lichen]

okay better than average

[naive quest]

thats good then

[tulip lichen]

you're def not 350

well that's what it says on the website

but your performace says otherwise

[tulip lichen]

when

which game

[naive quest]

are you saying that in a good or a bad way

[tulip lichen]

a good way def

you play as double as your rating

[naive quest]

ok cool

[tulip lichen]

when i was 350 i fell for the wayward queen attack bro

[naive quest]

i was at 200 yesterday i got 150 elo today

[tulip lichen]

win a few games and become 400

then rise up the rating ladder

[naive quest]

im about to be at 400 367 rn

[tulip lichen]

gotta respect the determination

[naive quest]

what elo are you

[grim edge]

you're pouting in your sleep
i'm waking, still yawning
we're proving to each other
that romance is boring

sure there are things i could do
if i was half prepared to
prove to each other
that romance is boring

[tulip lichen]

600 because i don't play that much

[naive quest]

alr

[tulip lichen]

yeah bro i tricked you you thought i'm 1900

well not 1900

[silk stag]

I just learned

[tulip lichen]

but like an experienced guy

[coral hatch]

Hello my people of the chess realm. How are you today?

[tulip lichen]

good bro wby

[remote bramble]

Ça va

[coral hatch]

@tulip lichen Are you a player or a fighter?

[tulip lichen]

learned what i have been waiting for 2 minutes

[silk stag]

I just learned to play against the alapin

[coral hatch]

I only manage to play one or two games every day. I don't think that's much practice for me.

[tulip lichen]

wait you can play against the alapin?

[silk stag]

c3

[quick coral]

.

[tulip lichen]

wym a fighter

[silk stag]

its very powerful

[naive quest]

my goal is to get to like 500 then learn caro kann and fried liver and evans gambit

[coral hatch]

A whole Sunday can be devoted to just playing chess. That will be so relaxing.

[naive quest]

i spent the whole day playing

[coral hatch]

I like my queen to do all the killing while other chess men are relaxing in their spots.

[naive quest]

until you blunder your queen and the rest of your pieces arent developed

[tulip lichen]

tbh bro past 400 in personal experience nobody fell for it after

have you ever sacrificed a queen kayden?

[naive quest]

the fried liver you mean?

[tulip lichen]

yeah

the fried liver

[naive quest]

i heard some people saying it can be used until like 1000+ elo

[tulip lichen]

evan's gambit can be used in 1000+

queen f2 mate

lol

[silk stag]

is the zukertort a good opening or am I just playing something bad

[tulip lichen]

what the hell is zukertort

oh

[brave ember]

who wants to play 5 min

[tulip lichen]

send it pal

[silk stag]

elo?

[brave ember]

kk

[tulip lichen]

i'l playing while 80% asleep

[brave ember]

ok

[tulip lichen]

let's see if you beat me ig

[graceful lintel]

Qxd3

[brave ember]

add me

ill dm you the details

[tulip lichen]

just send an invite link

[graceful lintel]

Anyone bullet?

Imma send link in dms

[grim edge]

I'll

[maiden mesa]

ive lost 144 elo today what the hell is happening

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> linguini_gang

This is the Chess.com profile of linguini_gang. Take a look!

<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1270 (1414 peak)
Blitz: 652 (886 peak)
Bullet: 613 (782 peak)

[grim edge]

I increased 100 elo in one day

[worn ice]

<:profile:1016802308278976642> ghostleviathan666

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<:endgames:1016772673965137962> Information

Premium Member: False
Moderator or Staff: False
Streamer: False

<:Rated:1016802315937775657> Ratings

Rapid: 1609 (peak)
Blitz: 1105 (1106 peak)
Bullet: 1209 (peak)

[grim edge]

Now I am 1200

[maiden mesa]

damn really makes me feel better thanks

[grim edge]

[maiden mesa]

god what do i do ive fallen so far and its gonna take forever to get back up

i just keep. on. losing and its so infuriating

[grim edge]

Take a break

[maiden mesa]

yeah, i guess

[maiden mesa]

but it feels like ill never be able to get back up to my peak because its so far up

and im just gonna feel like crap for a while until i get back there

[lime jay]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/774240734751621160/939755361789935686/thingamabob.gif

[grim edge]

What is this

[frozen jolt]

you wanna know something weird

[lime jay]

what

[frozen jolt]

your pfp

i swear ive seen it somewhere

[lime jay]

i am you

[frozen jolt]

nonono ive seen it on a furry rp site

it was someones fursona

are you

[lime jay]

its a pokemon

[frozen jolt]

a furry

[lime jay]

no

[frozen jolt]

would you like to be

[lime jay]

ye

if i bcome a furry do i get animal abilities

like running insanely fast and biting hard

[grim edge]

[grim edge]

i HATE you with passion

[frozen jolt]

yeah

you get to play bite

[grim edge]

Idiot

[frozen jolt]

hey ducky

[graceful lintel]

10 mins later?

[grim edge]

hi bliss

[grim edge]

No

[graceful lintel]

Alr imma send link

[frozen jolt]

hru

[maiden mesa]

so should i just take a break for like a week or a few days or something

[grim edge]

bored in class

[graceful lintel]

Check dms @grim edge

[frozen jolt]

dont do that.

[grim edge]

Few days

[lime jay]

if u take a break u dont come back.

[frozen jolt]

you get to just chill on your phone in class

[digital phoenix]

uh u get to avoid being banned here

[frozen jolt]

wow

[maiden mesa]

<500s coming out of the woodwork to give me bad advice love to see it

[brave ember]

FINALLY im 500

[grim edge]

not like the teacher has a clue

[silk stag]

WHISMY

[brave ember]

LESGOOOOOO

[frozen jolt]

that implys that if you arent a furry you become banned

[acoustic mason]

I'm playing as black with a -4.88 eval. Guess the move (hint: I hate this game I want to quit)

[lime jay]

even if i say the hard r!>

[stable jungle]

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[digital phoenix]

mods will target u more

[lime jay]

nuh uh

[frozen jolt]

ah i see

[maiden mesa]

how do you get over a bad losing streak

[frozen jolt]

guys...

[brave ember]

get good

[frozen jolt]

magnus is a furry then

i bet hes here

[grim edge]

truly

[frozen jolt]

@grim edge you gay?

i think he is

[lime jay]

yeah it'd be someone like you to think chess is the only obstacle in life

[tulip lichen]

kayden i want you to look at a game for me please?

[grim edge]

guys the easter bunny is jesus christ's fursona

[frozen jolt]

NONONO

[maiden mesa]

what did i do to you?

[grim edge]

im omni but basically gay

[frozen jolt]

LMAO

.....

HELPPPPP

:(

[gleaming tusk]

Hi

[frozen jolt]

wooo

yay gayness fr💅

[lime jay]

GUYS.. DO NOT CRACK MICROSOFT FLIGHT SIM.. IT WONT WORK..

[frozen jolt]

i fisically cringed whilst typing that btw'

[grim edge]

as you should've

[frozen jolt]

yeah

im gonna go die or smthing

but sill yay gay ppl💅 💅 💅 💅

[tulip lichen]

yeah there was a pattern in the time management of my opponent and he saw m8 and he's 500

[lime jay]

jerma on heroine

[gleaming tusk]

Creepy

[frozen jolt]

you creepy

[pliant dew]

Hi guys

[frozen jolt]

btw who is whismy

[acoustic mason]

Seems like no one cares so I'll just give the answer

[gleaming tusk]

You're literally negative 500 elo

How is that even possible

[frozen jolt]

@grim edge whos whismy

[frozen jolt]

wdym

[lime jay]

someone didnt go to 3rd grade math

[frozen jolt]

bro

[gleaming tusk]

Your role says you're negative 500

[grim edge]

some friend of mine

[gleaming tusk]

What?

[lime jay]

are u braindead...

<500 means lower than

[gleaming tusk]

Exactly retad that's why I said negative 500. Negative means lower

[lime jay]

negative means under 0

[tropic plaza]

Heh

[severe oxide]

imagine still being in school

[acoustic mason]

What even is this server

[severe oxide]

shit

[green sentinel]

damn you smart bro

[gleaming tusk]

And my book if you're rating is lower than 500 it might as well be zero

[green sentinel]

since when does negative mean lower

[lime jay]

yeah yeah quit making excuses

[proven sapphire]

How to link account be

[tropic plaza]

Your book doesnt exist

[clever dew]

hi guys

[gleaming tusk]

Since human civilization existed

[acoustic mason]

Negative means less than 0.

[green sentinel]

mate, negative is less than 0 thats like first grade math.

[proven sapphire]

Guys how do I link my chess account

[severe oxide]

/ connect

[proven sapphire]

/connect

[tropic plaza]

There is no number that is lower, there is always something lower

So -Infinity is the lowest

[gleaming tusk]

Right but like my point is a player who has a rating lower than 500 might as well have a rating of zero

[acoustic mason]

Type it out manually. Copy pasting breaks it I think

[gleaming tusk]

So I'm just going to keep on saying negative 500

[acoustic mason]

What?

[tropic plaza]

500 is not equal to zero

[green sentinel]

No? 400 is better than someone who does not play chess

also zero is not negative either

and neither is 500 = 0

[tropic plaza]

Nothing

[gleaming tusk]

It might as well be

[tropic plaza]

Do you skip math?

[lime jay]

makes sense, checks out

[green sentinel]

who are you? whats your rating?

[green sentinel]

man really used present tense 💀

[tropic plaza]

Ok?

[gleaming tusk]

I was like 1553 but I don't really play chess anymore

[green sentinel]

if you didn't get it, ideally its "did you skip math" but you said "do you skip math" trying to indicate that the person is still studying math i.e. is in school

[acoustic mason]

Present tense works when the person clearly hasn't finished school

[gleaming tusk]

Y'all think I'm much dumber than I actually am

[green sentinel]

You think you're much smarter than you are *

[tropic plaza]

I mean no one really cares about peoples grammar here as long its understandable, but meh thanks for the correction ig

[green sentinel]

oh god can you get it please

[gleaming tusk]

Not really I would say I'm very reasonable with myself

[green sentinel]

That's what they all say.

[acoustic mason]

The grammar was fine

[green sentinel]

I know the grammar was fine, I rather appreciated his sense of humor.

[tropic plaza]

Am i missing something? Im really bad at grammar humour

[green sentinel]

You said "do you skip math" trying to indicate that a person is still in school

[acoustic mason]

Yes

[tropic plaza]

[lime jay]

knowledge

[green sentinel]

finally

[tropic plaza]

Sorry for my slow ass mind

[gleaming tusk]

I know myself way more than you know me

[green sentinel]

np lmao

[acoustic mason]

It wasn't intended? I'm confused

[green sentinel]

No shit sherlock-?

[tropic plaza]

Racism💀

[proven sapphire]

Hello

[green sentinel]

@mellow plover ello

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/im-joining-the-circus-im-going-berzerkus-lyrics-cat-living-in-the-walls-listening-to-100gecs-doritos-and-fritos-gif-25416100

[tropic plaza]

<@&745328830649991179> racism

[green sentinel]

I wouldn't do that if I was you

[lime jay]

what did he say

[tropic plaza]

@gleaming tusk

[digital phoenix]

crazy

[gleaming tusk]

Calling someone an Indian is racist

[green sentinel]

"you are just a dumb indian"

[acoustic mason]

Oh I get it now, I thought you were mocking the grammar rather than appreciating it. My bad

[lime jay]

xenophobic*

[tropic plaza]

You said youre not a smart indian,

[green sentinel]

calling someone a dumb indian is.

[gleaming tusk]

No I didn't

[tropic plaza]

No need to include indian but you included it stating that you expect every indian is smart

[green sentinel]

What you have done for probably half your life (play chess) (use shampoo) (do math with zero) originated here.

[tropic plaza]

Logs lol

[gleaming tusk]

Well you are dumb and you are Indian so I don't see where the racism comes from

[green sentinel]

so stay in your limits kid

[lime jay]

what's 81 divided by 2

[tropic plaza]

See

[green sentinel]

40.5

[lime jay]

bro is it that hard

bro is thinking

[frozen jolt]

ive been wathcing the chat for the last 10 minutes of my timeout and i wan to marry you🫶

[grim edge]

:3

[tropic plaza]

You really dont need to include the race or the country that the guy is from, but instead you included it

[frozen jolt]

fr

[lime jay]

what is Christianboy cooking

[frozen jolt]

405

[green sentinel]

How do I react to this 😊

[tropic plaza]

If i were to rephrase it or change indian into something more specific it would have been racism

[digital phoenix]

reject

[lime jay]

checks out

[frozen jolt]

say yes 💍

[green sentinel]

Yes ✨

[tropic plaza]

Im you number 1 hater

[green sentinel]

Christian boy left the chat, rather weird.

[digital phoenix]

definitely his own choice not the mod

[frozen jolt]

im gonna go tell my mom and have her arrange the wedding

[tropic plaza]

Probably muted or smthn

[latent pebble]

You are certainly an unintelligent apple

[green sentinel]

wooooo

the joke was that christian boy could not do math

[tropic plaza]

No shutup fnx

[grim edge]

what a beautiful love story

[frozen jolt]

you gonna be the flower persom

[lime jay]

hes muyted

[green sentinel]

and when asked something about math he left thechat

[grim edge]

HELL YEAH

[latent pebble]

ok

[green sentinel]

ello there christianboy how are ya

[frozen jolt]

he called me f*g word in dms☺️

[tropic plaza]

10 minutes only? My first mute was an hour

[green sentinel]

I know you can see this

[latent pebble]

Do you sell donuts?

[grim edge]

lucky

[frozen jolt]

yeah guys dont judge him

[green sentinel]

Is this some sort of inside joke lmao

[frozen jolt]

ikr!

[latent pebble]

Rengoku

Anime is lame anyways

[green sentinel]

I don't watch anime

Just looked up cool anime pfp and found one I liked

[tropic plaza]

Xd

[latent pebble]

There are no cool anime pfps

[frozen jolt]

LMFAO

[tropic plaza]

Just get some random ass pfp