💬〡general-off-topic

[fiery beacon]

I think the world has already forced checkmate on me so I might as well resign

[spring blade]

[waxen arrow]

give me time i'll get to 1000+ elo in no time

[fiery beacon]

my life is just a dead lost position

[peak plank]

strange spacing, guess thats what happens when you type english text with your chinese keyboard on

[grim edge]

I wanna offer life a draw

[waxen arrow]

life declines

[spring blade]

[ionic tangle]

lets GOOOOO 1500

[grim edge]

hi chat

[peak plank]

update ur nick

[last verge]

bruh

[grim edge]

oh. uh. good luck

[spring blade]

Yes i love getting a fifteen thousand rating

[tulip lichen]

Bro reached 15000 that's crazy

[graceful lintel]

||no one gives a shit ||

[grim edge]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh duck

[peak plank]

congrats youre are now close to having a basic understanding of chess @ionic tangle

[last verge]

sadge

[ionic tangle]

joined this server with a rating of 850

[fiery beacon]

unfortunately despite the fact that there's a forced checkmate, I will never get mated

[cunning urchin]

I sacked my queen but I miss her😞😟

[grim edge]

if u get questioned ive never known or talked with u 🙏

[waxen arrow]

i got accepted into academic team 🥲

[last verge]

i know where you live

[grim edge]

lol so do i u aint special

[fiery beacon]

rip your sister

[severe oxide]

whismy 😲

[graceful lintel]

Ik basic understanding of chess

[grim edge]

incho check dms

[severe oxide]

aight

[cunning urchin]

My fault professional chess player

[raven ice]

Lets fix this "Give your mom her iPad back and go play with the neighbors kid" This is a bit grammatically correct, Lets fix this "Give your mom her iPad back and go play with the neighbor's kid."

[ionic tangle]

finally im entering my Novice Stage

[spring blade]

Im going SOMEONE CONTINUE MY JOB AS AN EVAL BAR FOR @tulip lichen AND @raven ice

They havin an argument

[last verge]

please let me be the ted kaczynski of chess.com server

[spring blade]

Cya

[tulip lichen]

"lets"You became what you swore to destroy

[waxen arrow]

goodnight guys. make sure the rook doesn't slide into my back rank and mates me while i sleep

[raven ice]

My bad. This is grammatically correct "Let's"

[grim edge]

everythings already screwed up

[lime jay]

who wanna blooket

https://play.blooket.com/play?id=8724638

[grim edge]

i just want to go back to 2013

[raven ice]

For your sentence, This is correct ""lets"You became what you swore to destroy."

[last verge]

anyone want a totally normal 42 kilobyte file

[lime jay]

u dont need an account for blooket the code is 8724638

[ionic tangle]

i want a totally normal 400 gigabyte file

[naive quest]

im joining blooket

[last verge]

i'm sending you a totally normal 42 kilobyte fil

[fossil jetty]

whaty

[tulip lichen]

Why 2013 (specifically)

[ionic tangle]

no i want a 400 gb totally normal file

[last verge]

just open it ten times

[lime jay]

JOIN THE BLOOKET GUYS!!

[tulip lichen]

I just ate leftover cold fries

[grim edge]

its a normal 42kb file

[last verge]

do you want a normal 42 kilobyte file

[lime jay]

https://play.blooket.com/play?id=8724638 BLOOKET THE CODE IS 8724638

[grim edge]

i opened it its just a normal 42kb file

with a password of 42

[naive quest]

how many people are i n

[lime jay]

1

[hasty iris]

virus is wild

[naive quest]

thats me

[grim edge]

a normal 42kb file

[raven ice]

Player gave up. I will leave now.

[last verge]

you look like you could go for a normal 42 kilobyte file

[grim edge]

Wild

[hasty iris]

called it

[severe oxide]

vc anyone 🙏

[fiery beacon]

It's literally nothing

[tulip lichen]

I didn't give up I won and like a mature adult I just stopped responding

[naive quest]

just type in the code you dont have to click the link

[last verge]

unzip it the password is 42

[fiery beacon]

oh hell no

[last verge]

its a letter its worth reading

[grim edge]

it has very many interesting notes

[fiery beacon]

I like my computer

[lime jay]

make sure u unzip it and repeatedly open the folders

[grim edge]

it wonr do anything to ur computer

[lime jay]

wanna play a chess blooket

[grim edge]

would u like a normal 42kb file

[severe oxide]

counterstrike global offensive

[lime jay]

8724638 blooket code pls join

[last verge]

do you want a normal 42 kilobyte file

[severe oxide]

no

[fiery beacon]

it doesn't even let me unzip it lol. It doesn't ask for a password and even if it did I wouldn't type that in

[last verge]

do you want a 42 kilobyte file

[grim edge]

i will give anybody a totally normal 42kb file

[last verge]

free 42 kilobyte files!!

[lime jay]

pls join chess blooket i need one more 8724638

[grim edge]

this 42kb file was harvested fresh from the kilobyte trees

[fiery beacon]

am an anti virus, can confirm did delete the files

[lime jay]

who is bruh

[last verge]

blasphemy you just copied the file

[fiery beacon]

Nah but I'll give you a 42kb file

[grim edge]

doctored evidence 🥱

who wants a free 42kb file

[hasty iris]

@lime jaybro we dont even see ur screen

[lime jay]

what

[lime jay]

u have too???

[grim edge]

@hasty iris would u like a 42kb file 🥺

[hasty iris]

💀

[grim edge]

ignore this

[hasty iris]

u tryna catch these hands

[grim edge]

I joined the blooket I think?

[fiery beacon]

what did you do

[last verge]

anyone want a free 42 kilobyte file that doesn't do anything

[steep steppe]

I have finished this

[lime jay]

u all bad

[grim edge]

lol u wanna know what else is 4gb? my wallpaper of ur mother

[hasty iris]

literally cant play without seeing your screen lol

dont know what to do

[lime jay]

chess chess streaming

[hasty iris]

bruh

[fiery beacon]

are you mentally challenged, why would you download a totally normal 42kb file and unzip it

[grim edge]

well its a totally normal 42kb, thats why. clue is in the name

Can anybody tell me if this is a realistic training plan for chess?

[severe oxide]

yeah

[hasty iris]

nyes

[fiery beacon]

too many rest days

[lime jay]

join chess streaming for info!

[flat gyro]

I think you need 5 more hours of tactical training

[tulip lichen]

@lime jay mb bro I went to the bathroom rq can I still join

[last verge]

pretty lax plan

[lime jay]

join stream for xode

[severe oxide]

@grim edge vc

[grim edge]

Damn 😔

[last verge]

@grim edge do you want a 42 kilobyte file

[fiery beacon]

don't worry unity, I'm also mentally challenged

[lime jay]

@grim edge i hope u die

[grim edge]

i cannot maybe a bit on sunday

[severe oxide]

rip

[grim edge]

i gave u the file first do not use my magics on me foul witch

[fiery beacon]

i wonder if I should continue downloading this

[hasty iris]

@lime jay

[lime jay]

i did

[last verge]

johnathan chess did

[grim edge]

garry chess obv

[severe oxide]

hans niemann

[hasty iris]

💀

[last verge]

bro steinitz didn't even invent chess

[grim edge]

👏 🦵 ♂️

[last verge]

whismy accept my 42 kilobyte gift

[severe oxide]

hans did'

[grim edge]

steinitz is so cute 🥺

[hasty iris]

@lime jaythis game is literally wrong

[grim edge]

i have opened it. im not telling u whats inside it tho

[hasty iris]

i quit

[last verge]

it's a declaration of my love

[lime jay]

ill make a new one because this mf

[grim edge]

stealign my lines. plagiarizer

[grim edge]

🥺

[hasty iris]

how 💀

[tulip lichen]

@lime jay which one do i join

[lime jay]

im finding one thats actually rea

[peak plank]

Baby shark dododoodododoo

[grim edge]

two hundred ten thousand one hundred thirty one pounds. fatass

[lime jay]

PIXEL WAS IN THE GAME?

[peak plank]

🙂

[nova verge]

Heyo!

[lime jay]

i found a blooket thats hard so u dont give up and end ur own life

[peak plank]

yeah I dont think he invented chess...

[hasty iris]

doubt anyone knows who invented chess

[peak plank]

if its by chess24 its prob good

[peak plank]

👍🏼

[grim edge]

well its a photo of me

[lime jay]

blooket 5534233

blooket 5534233

[fiery beacon]

dang you must be an exceptionally large individual

[ionic tangle]

how to get 1600

[normal hatch]

John Chess

[lime jay]

no one did they invented chaturanga which ended up updating to chess

blooket 5534233

[grim edge]

im so big boned dogs im gonna have dogs following me at my wake

[fiery beacon]

for the image to have to be 4gb to fit you inside of it

[ionic tangle]

the devs didnt update the game for centuries

[hasty iris]

devs are too lazy to update chess. SAD!

[ionic tangle]

real

[lime jay]

blooket 5534233 no rule names

[fiery beacon]

windows literally will not let me unzip it even if I wanted to lol

[last verge]

it's 0.1% the size of the internet

[lime jay]

i dont know who you are so make ur name the hard r for all i care blooket 5534233

[ionic tangle]

then close your windows. someone might see you unzip

[peak plank]

might as well send a link

[lime jay]

https://play.blooket.com/play?id=5534233

[grim edge]

lol like my uh like my uh uhhh

[peak plank]

CHAT JOIN UP

[fiery beacon]

I'm wearing shorts I don't have a zipper

[last verge]

like my love for chess

[peak plank]

how many folksare here

[fiery beacon]

that's why I can't unzip

[lime jay]

4

[grim edge]

no im talking about my enormous uhh uhh uhh large uh

[last verge]

speaking of unzipping how would you like a completely normal 42 kilobyte zip file

[peak plank]

start then

[ionic tangle]

i like it 400 gigabytes

[fiery beacon]

personality?

[last verge]

my large positional advantage

[grim edge]

@peak plank how was ur day?

may i interest u in a fine totally normal 42kb file

[peak plank]

you made the blooket a kahoot?

[last verge]

@peak plank how would you like a totally normal 42 kilobyte file

[peak plank]

Nope.

[grim edge]

its very interesting

[fiery beacon]

don't let them convince you

[hasty iris]

@peak plankwant to play

[grim edge]

pwease pixel 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[peak plank]

nah

[ionic tangle]

it contains a new version of stockfish that completely destroys the stockfish we have today.. yes thats true

[fiery beacon]

anyways who wants a totally abnormal 42 kb file?

[peak plank]

ive already been warned about it

[hasty iris]

chess i mean not the random game theyre playing

[ionic tangle]

wrong reply nice

[last verge]

it has a lot of italian theory

[peak plank]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[digital phoenix]

this quiz is wrong on every level

[lime jay]

player has entered 2 times and did nothing those 2 times

[ionic tangle]

mf what

[fiery beacon]

so

I did a little research

[last verge]

trust me its some deeply analyzed lines

[peak plank]

smh

[last verge]

delicious litalian ltheory

[fiery beacon]

the 42 kb thing has existed since before 2012 atleast

[last verge]

its the italian theory

[fiery beacon]

it's uh a little bigger than 4 gb

[peak plank]

wtf is wrong with the blooket

its not even chess

[fiery beacon]

it's more like 4.5 petabytes

[last verge]

nuh uh

[fiery beacon]

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/10yniw/til_there_is_a_zip_bomb_called_42zip_that_is_only/

[pearl bramble]

Hey guys is there any tournament like for beginners and amateurs

[digital phoenix]

u cant beat my calculation speed noob

[lime jay]

of course but u need SOMEE knowledge

[ionic tangle]

every week theres an arena open for everyone and the price is a diamond membership in chess.com

[fiery beacon]

thank the lord i didn't unzip it

[last verge]

@digital phoenix may i interest you in a totally normal 42 kilobyte file

[digital phoenix]

please die

[lime jay]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-i-am-a-sturgeon-gif-6583063082689683035

[last verge]

it has van geet theory in it

may i offer you a 42 kilobyte file to relieve your pain

[peak plank]

@grim edge Dms

[grim edge]

i posted it in another server im in and a mod caught me 🙏

[fiery beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-goodbye-krill-goodbye-krill-world-suicide-lober-gif-26900795

[last verge]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-gif-26227395

[lime jay]

if u got the 1;1 rook question wrong u have a 4th grade iq level

[ionic tangle]

a mighty soldier has fallen. rest in power

[last verge]

it's a soothing 42 kilobyte file

[digital phoenix]

@peak plank why so shit

[peak plank]

it said board... not peices RIP

[graceful lintel]

[fiery beacon]

none of the school drug dealers have offered me a 4.5 petabyte file before, what are your school drug dealers like?

[grim edge]

who wants a 42kb normal file btw

[peak plank]

BRUH

[lime jay]

THIS ISNT EVEN A QUESTION

[peak plank]

WHAT IS THAT QUESTION

[last verge]

no one deals on school property

yes its laced with contact poison

[fiery beacon]

i picked up a dollar krill at the school bus stop, should I be worried 😭

[last verge]

they just vape in the stalls no one sells anything

everyone's broke and greedy

[grim edge]

the efficient market hypothesis says this shouldnt happen

[lime jay]

unbothered king

[fiery beacon]

they deal "weed" and "crack"

[peak plank]

ok lasnaga is a cheater

[last verge]

say this to me in a few months when i'm further through my ap econ course

[peak plank]

BRUH

[digital phoenix]

absolutely dominating u in math

[peak plank]

if you guess im gonna fking die

[digital phoenix]

i didnt lol

[last verge]

mf nobody is selling crack on school property

[peak plank]

BRUH WHAT IS THAT

[lime jay]

take a guess 2 times

[fiery beacon]

(they sell you the part of the grass their dad told them to dig up and then pour cement in public sidewalks for money)

[digital phoenix]

holy shit i got it right

[grim edge]

then that artificially inflates prices. eventually, the price will rise far enough that somebody will risk it

[lime jay]

in under a second

[last verge]

there's no demand to justify any supply at all

clath thee mithdemeanor

[fiery beacon]

I have 42 kb of weed

[peak plank]

the math doesnt even work

[restive storm]

google en passant holy hell new response just dropped actual zombie call the exorcist bishop takes vacation never comes back

[digital phoenix]

dude how many questions are there

[grim edge]

it shouldnt be hard to get a buncha highschoolers addicted to coke

[peak plank]

thats BS

[digital phoenix]

how do u not know

[grim edge]

@digital phoenix would u like a totally normal 42kb file?

[last verge]

the addiction part isn't hard but most people at my school are just nic feins

[digital phoenix]

pixel cant even divide my 64

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[last verge]

although one girl at m school has done heroin i think

[grim edge]

get me addicted to nicotine patches 🥺

[fiery beacon]

more like hard drive grabber

[severe oxide]

based

[last verge]

want a normal 42 kilobyte file?

[lime jay]

lasagnas actually pretty smart

[restive storm]

https://tenor.com/view/flashthemes-goanimate-gif-27371035

[last verge]

moyai

[digital phoenix]

math

[last verge]

it's a normal 42 kilobyte file

[grim edge]

lasgna i have an offer u cannot refuse

[fiery beacon]

wait if you're lasagna and whismy is garfield does that mean

[grim edge]

you give me nothing, and you receive a 42kb file that is notmal

[peak plank]

64/64 is one, 1*2 is two because its volume you take that and multiply it by the height which I would assume is two because its a cube... but they made the height freaking one without saying it? thats BS

[digital phoenix]

? its 2

[last verge]

what are you chattering about young man

[peak plank]

the math doesnt work

[digital phoenix]

100 boys

[last verge]

42 kilobyte zip file

[restive storm]

bro got basted in 0.0001 seconds

[peak plank]

its volume, you cant assume it

[digital phoenix]

and a 90% accuracy

[grim edge]

lol u can assume my volume 🥺

[peak plank]

send me the blooket because its fking stupid

[lime jay]

host a blooket

[peak plank]

thats not how math works

[digital phoenix]

im on fire

[restive storm]

I saw that file posted for 0 seconds before getting deleted

[fiery beacon]

i'll join this time

[peak plank]

im going to go over the question again

[grim edge]

i can send it to u

[restive storm]

I don't need it

[digital phoenix]

the math questions were all ok except for inches squared supposed to be inches cubed

[grim edge]

it is a normal 42kb file

[digital phoenix]

accept ur stupid

[restive storm]

I'm fine you don't have to send it to me

[grim edge]

@severe oxide * @severe oxide * @severe oxide

[peak plank]

they said volume and gave two dimensions ._.

[severe oxide]

wow

[peak plank]

like wtf

[grim edge]

ass foto

[fiery beacon]

i wanna have a gay happy meeting with someone

[lime jay]

https://play.blooket.com/play?id=6106476

[digital phoenix]

dont overthink it, multiply the numbers

[grim edge]

lol i love gay happy meetings

[lime jay]

this blookets real https://play.blooket.com/play?id=6106476

[fiery beacon]

happy happy meetings

[peak plank]

THATS LEGIT AREA NOT VOLUME THO

[fiery beacon]

it does not mean happy

[digital phoenix]

just look at numbers

[peak plank]

💀 the questions are wrong

[tulip lichen]

host another one now

[last verge]

who wants a 42 kb file

[lime jay]

pixel if anyone asks this blookets crypto u gotta hack people and stuff its fun dw

[tulip lichen]

@peak plank you seem like a smart guy you host it

[digital phoenix]

lets get it

just join the link

[peak plank]

nah im out

[tulip lichen]

ok bro

[grim edge]

vodka or fireball i drink molten plastic dumb thotticus

[digital phoenix]

tf

[hasty iris]

what happened to Vimun why did bro leave

[grim edge]

wut

[hasty iris]

u guys drove him mad

[grim edge]

Ight I'm back I finished my homework finnaly

[hasty iris]

u really drove him mad or what 💀

[wheat falcon]

the surface laptop studio 2 looks hot asf

but its 2000 for the base price with mid intel xe

[grim edge]

what goin on owo"

[tulip lichen]

bro what

[ionic tangle]

my password is 10+9 and most snatchers get it wrong

[wheat falcon]

and its like 500 plus to get a 4050 and 1000 plus to get 64 gig ram with the 4050

[lime jay]

OMG!

[tulip lichen]

bro has 20 websites open💀

[tulip lichen]

i didn't even choose a password?

[grim edge]

my password is the seventy two letter nsme of god

[tulip lichen]

bro wth i didn't even continue it

i didn't choose a password wth?

[fiery beacon]

jesus christ dude

[wheat falcon]

i want

i need 800 more

[fiery beacon]

Rich people. spits

[wheat falcon]

and i could get it by october with my job

[wheat falcon]

im broke bro 😭

[grim edge]

bruh

[fiery beacon]

excuse me

you just told me that you need 800 more dollars to buy a laptop that costs 2000

I want you to do the math here

[grim edge]

dang

[fiery beacon]

that means you have 1200 dollars. that's more money than I've seen in one spot in my whole life

[last verge]

my password is 42 kilobytes

[grim edge]

he not broke

[nova verge]

He is rich in smiles.

[grim edge]

my password is urmoms name

[fiery beacon]

you have no right to say that you broke right after saying that you have 1200 dollars

[wheat falcon]

1200 usd?

[last verge]

it's 42 kilobytes i can send you the file

[grim edge]

lol mine is 42cm

[fiery beacon]

that's just disrespectful

[fiery beacon]

Yes

[grim edge]

my password that is

[wheat falcon]

bro has got to be trolling

[last verge]

🗿

[wheat falcon]

i have a job bruh

[grim edge]

buy me free shit 🥺

[wheat falcon]

🖕

[digital phoenix]

im bing chilling

[grim edge]

😭

[wheat falcon]

:3

[peak plank]

I know my openings

[tulip lichen]

i just joined bruh💀

[grim edge]

mrow meowwww

[grim edge]

dang, thx but I really don't need a completely normal 42 kilobytes file

[digital phoenix]

also shows that im not a nerd like u

[grim edge]

as a welcoming gift would u like a normal 42kb file

[tulip lichen]

more than my storage

[wheat falcon]

i am not opening that zipbomb

[tulip lichen]

nty

[fiery beacon]

tbf my car is a gas guzzler but still the idea of only having one job and being able to save up 1200 dollars is enthralling to me

[grim edge]

tiny ass storage mf 🥱

[tulip lichen]

fr

[fiery beacon]

What do you mean? It's only 4.5 petabytes

[wheat falcon]

it took me like a year and i worked 28 hrs a week but my overall i made so far is 2300$ around because i barely spent anything

[severe oxide]

i love america

i love freedom

[wheat falcon]

:3

[severe oxide]

USA USA USA USA

[lime jay]

this game is too big for my 41.99 kb hard drive

[grim edge]

bro

[tulip lichen]

host another one

this is fun bro

[lime jay]

im trying

[graceful lintel]

Download it in mobile then

[lime jay]

guys if u wanna play a booklet watch me stream

[fiery beacon]

there are so many crazy work regulations for people under 18 here that we can't really do much so we don't get paid crap then I have to pay for gas which is a surprising amount of money, pay for school lunch (or alternatively be hungry all day), then pay for repairs to my car (it barely runs most of the time) on top of maintaining my hobbies so I'm not constantly depressed

[graceful lintel]

I hate you for no reason idk why @fiery beacon

[lime jay]

@fiery beacon blooket?

[peak plank]

unity why are you so bad with openings

[digital phoenix]

bcoz he likes whismy

[fiery beacon]

i don't blame you

[fiery beacon]

sure

[graceful lintel]

Ye probably

[lime jay]

join puzzles stream

JOIN PUZZLES STREAM FOR BLOOKET NEED 4+

[fiery beacon]

if I gotta wait then I'm out

I need to sleep soon

[lime jay]

https://play.blooket.com/play?id=8834828

watch my stream for instructions

[digital phoenix]

burn whismy fans

oh yeah man i love vardy

[lime jay]

@tulip lichen join back dick

[stable mirage]

uwu

[graceful lintel]

/burn @fiery beacon

[lime jay]

https://play.blooket.com/play?id=8834828

[graceful lintel]

[lime jay]

join https://play.blooket.com/play?id=8834828

[tulip lichen]

my internet crashed for a second

☠️

[grim edge]

whyyyyyyyy

[grim edge]

UwU back

[digital phoenix]

iconic celebrations

[grim edge]

lasagna has a repressed crush on me btw

[graceful lintel]

/burn you

[fiery beacon]

that explains a lot

[digital phoenix]

dude i cant anymore

[grim edge]

stage 1: denial

[graceful lintel]

[lime jay]

gay

[digital phoenix]

oh no that isnt denial

[grim edge]

[graceful lintel]

K*s

[digital phoenix]

that is making a pledge to not be a weird mf

[grim edge]

that is what they all say 🙏

[fiery beacon]

i used to say that too.

[grim edge]

im just sayin ur so far in the closet youre talking to aslan, lasagna

[trail kayak]

Oh that’s Vardy slide tackling the pride flag

Right

[digital phoenix]

yessir

[grim edge]

lasagna on his based and redpilled arc 🙏

[digital phoenix]

tf is that

[fiery beacon]

flashbacks

[lime jay]

new earth update

[grim edge]

banan

[digital phoenix]

gotta pull out my c||heems|| image now

[lime jay]

"yeah bro, how'd you know theres 100 moons colliding into earth and with eachother?"

[digital phoenix]

beauty

[lime jay]

WHAT HAPPENED TO EARTH

[normal hatch]

Got a poop stain on it

[last verge]

i love beating people who've had chess.com accounts for multiple years like you've really been playing that long just to get shit on by someone who's played a year

[digital phoenix]

what

its either that or a cheater

[peak plank]

Awh.

[grim edge]

@stuck kestrel this u????

[fiery beacon]

goodnight babe

[digital phoenix]

@fiery beacon how old are u btw

[fiery beacon]

why do you need to know

[digital phoenix]

cos under 18 + car doesnt go together in my country

[grim edge]

i wish chess was real tbh

[fiery beacon]

it does here lol

[lime jay]

IM ABOUT TO KILL TRILLIONS OF PEOPLE

[fiery beacon]

i'm 16

[digital phoenix]

driving age is 16?

[grim edge]

'murica 💪

[fiery beacon]

yes

[digital phoenix]

damn thats crazy

[grim edge]

yuh

[grim edge]

15 and 3 quarters

[desert nimbus]

for sure

[tulip lichen]

trillions only?

[lime jay]

trillion is pretty big

[inland arrow]

Would it kill people though? I feel like the collision of galaxy would only affect the way the sun acts

[tulip lichen]

naw bro kill googols

[lime jay]

idk tbf

its going to get slightly hot

WHAT HAPPENED?

[grim edge]

fomalhaut 🤢

literally the worst bright star. in piscis australis

[lime jay]

oh no i caused a supernova

[grim edge]

sadaalmelich is right there

[cunning urchin]

I’m about to eat 🍄

Jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

[lime jay]

new fortnite event

[ionic tangle]

am i blind? am i finally on cataracts? finally my dreams have come true

[grim edge]

Lol

[lime jay]

what the frick just happened

[forest quest]

You ever just eat cheese

[normal hatch]

no

[forest quest]

Cheese is solid

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

Cheese

[grim edge]

Licheese

[graceful lintel]

[grim edge]

I reached 1300 I feel so happy :D

[forest quest]

Nice

[digital phoenix]

it melted

[forest quest]

Cheese is a gas

[grim edge]

[forest quest]

Y'all ever heard of chess?

[grim edge]

Little phony

[forest quest]

It's like this game similar to shogi.

[nova verge]

YAY!!!

[grim edge]

YIPEEEEE

[digital phoenix]

ok

[forest quest]

Don't rain on his parade

1300 is a solid milestone

[sleek isle]

hello

[forest quest]

You ever just like 1 d4 2 c3 every game because you don't wanna think

[sleek isle]

good morning

[glossy radish]

help

discord app isnt loading at all for me. anyone else experiencing same difficulties?

[forest quest]

I mean how are you in here then

[glossy radish]

browser

[forest quest]

Ah.

[glossy radish]

yesh

[forest quest]

I'm ok android no issue.

[glossy radish]

its annoying becuase i havent been able to get in

[forest quest]

Not sure about iPhone but if android try seeing if it needs an update

[foggy anchor]

Back to chess after a break

[glossy radish]

i updated my iphone, still no

[grim edge]

Good job (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

[glossy radish]

wait im fonna restart it brb

[forest quest]

Does iPhone have the option to go into settings and clear the cache?

Usually fixes any app not working on Android devices

[tulip lichen]

damn lichess joined🔥🔥🔥

[forest quest]

Just waiting for chess24 to join now

[naive quest]

can someone gift me diamond after mine runs out

🙏

[digital phoenix]

sure can i have ur credit card number

[grim edge]

If u think someone gonna do it then you are one silly person

[forest quest]

Sure all you gotta do is go to lichess.org and you have unlimited puzzles and analysis for free

[glossy radish]

dude im gonna punch discord

[naive quest]

ok sure

[last verge]

chess takes e4

[digital phoenix]

they dont have that brilliant dopamine

[forest quest]

Trueee

[last verge]

i crave the brilliant dopamine

[grim edge]

Why?

[glossy radish]

discord womt load app for me

[forest quest]

Also inaccuracy symbol looks like a brilliant on lichess lol

[glossy radish]

on none of my devices

[forest quest]

It's blue

[grim edge]

Oh

[naive quest]

delete your accoutn

[grim edge]

It's not? Or maybe I'm just using the app

[glossy radish]

it was just fine on my ipad, then i went on my phone but couldnt get it to work

[cold gorge]

Me when I get 11 “brilliants” in lichess

[glossy radish]

ive updated it too

i dont like using browser rn

[digital phoenix]

restart phone or smth

[forest quest]

I am too. It's blue like the chess.com brilliant but it has a ?! Next to it.

[naive quest]

i have to use browser because im on school laptop

[forest quest]

Lol

[glossy radish]

i just did

[naive quest]

how do i get a pawn next to my name

[spark apex]

the lichess acc is going to get kicked in like 3 mins lmao

[glossy radish]

still nothing

[grim edge]

What the hell

[cold gorge]

Wait is talking about lichess illegal?

[spark apex]

ok bro I can't remove my name off my account

[glossy radish]

this is so annoiyng

[grim edge]

Illegal moment

[spark apex]

I did not consent to this smh

[foggy anchor]

The year is 2180. Chess puzzles are a finite and highly demanded resource (due to certain factors involving brain energy). The world chess puzzle economy is highly manipulated and proxy wars are invented for it. To create and distribute chess puzzles freely is a crime punishable by death.

[cold gorge]

Bro what

[forest quest]

Lol they can't kick me for being named lichess

[heady stump]

fr

[spark apex]

I'm lucky I'm not overly edgy or smth on discord otherwise there would be dirt tied to my name

[grim edge]

Bro

[grim edge]

What series did u copy this from

[spark apex]

I literally cannot physically remove my name off my profile

[foggy anchor]

Chess puzzles can only be created and distributed by Chess.corp, which has become the universal governing body of planet earth.

[spark apex]

Chess.com has it stickied

[last verge]

sorry

[glossy radish]

dude then just dont put it there?

[cold gorge]

Since you’re inactive can you donate some elo pls

[forest quest]

" personal information" " publicly available information"

[spark apex]

... chess.com stickied it to my profile

I cannot remove it if I want to play in Titled Tuesday events etc

[last verge]

are masters not allowed to remove their name

[glossy radish]

YOOO IT FINALLY LOADEDDDD

[grim edge]

I sense a traitor among us

[spark apex]

idk I can't

[foggy anchor]

But one man rises up from the dust dead set on returning intellectual property to the collective ownership of all, and no longer privatised in the hands of a few. Paul Morpheus, heir to the throne of World Chess Champion. A new era of freedom and light dawns.

[glossy radish]

email them about it, im sure they’d be understanding

[spark apex]

Yeah, I don't really care about it too much but I don't like random discord users knowing my name

[snow pond]

@forest quest hi

[forest quest]

Hey FIDE. How's it hanging? Any big events going on lately?

[snow pond]

Nah not really

[forest quest]

Nice

[spark apex]

what are you trying to achieve by making these two chess federation troll accounts

lol

[forest quest]

Nothing

I'm just a lichess

[grim edge]

what am I witnessing

[spark apex]

funny though keep it up

[snow pond]

Fascinating

[foggy anchor]

Chess.corp designates lichess and other free to play chess sites as Terrorists and Spreaders of Misinformation, and gets them off the face of the Web. But they continue to have an underground following, in illegal meet ups.

FIDE exists no more except as a traditional body within chess.corp

[grim edge]

Guys I ship @lichess and @fide what do ya say

[forest quest]

Yea bro lichess is basically Taliban if you think about it

[snow pond]

Excuse me

[spark apex]

what is bro waffling about 💀

[forest quest]

Ide smash

[spark apex]

💀

[foggy anchor]

Yeah sorry about that

[spark apex]

Doesn't lichess have beef with FIDE

[forest quest]

Hmmmm

[spark apex]

because FIDE is labeled as a non-profit yet makes scummy decisions

[grim edge]

so I heard

[snow pond]

☺️

[forest quest]

Yea that's kinda rough

[foggy anchor]

FIDE is hand in hand with chess.com

[forest quest]

On the other hand me and USCF get along okay

[grim edge]

well

[normal hatch]

I love spreading misinformation

[glossy radish]

i always thought titled tuesday was tilted tuesday

[grim edge]

titling

tilting

[foggy anchor]

The USCF secedes from FIDE in the future, in a comic re-enactment of the Civil War. Almost as bloody as well. Thousands die

[forest quest]

They should have untiled Tuesdays

For us scummy intermediates

[nova verge]

hi

[grim edge]

So just Tuesdays

[primal fern]

that's a lie

[grim edge]

hallo

[forest quest]

Pretty much

[primal fern]

https://lichess.org/blog/ZNTniBEAACEAJZTn/breaking-the-silence LIES

[grim edge]

Hey @fide bro, can u give me NM?

[glossy radish]

AHHHHH LICHESS LINK RUN

[naive quest]

what does accuracy actually mean in the game review

[forest quest]

Ah because the Ramirez stuff

[snow pond]

No

[grim edge]

yep

[nova verge]

whats good??

[glossy radish]

u should give me nm im 174 rated

[primal fern]

do you have a cc account

[grim edge]

I'll give u 20 dollars

[forest quest]

Yea but mostly play on lichess

[snow pond]

Oh damn that's pretty high

[glossy radish]

exactly bro

[snow pond]

Deal

[primal fern]

connect your account on here for image perms

and trusted role more importantly

[glossy radish]

wait, irl do you have to pay for title?

[primal fern]

yes

[grim edge]

I think so yea

[glossy radish]

this sucks

[primal fern]

because you have to pay for the entry into tournaments

[glossy radish]

you do?

[primal fern]

yes dude. tournaments aren't free

[forest quest]

You also have to literally pay for the title once you obtain the rating

[grim edge]

Excellent!

[glossy radish]

my bad

[digital phoenix]

it is free if ur im and above some will invite u

[grim edge]

truee

[outer lichen]

welcome to america

[glossy radish]

now i’m even more confused

[glossy radish]

ew

[grim edge]

Frr

[glossy radish]

america is weird. they’ve raised my gas prices to six dollars a gallon

[grim edge]

America do be like that

[digital phoenix]

uscf is weird

[forest quest]

Current administration

[outer lichen]

if you wanna play for free go to cuba then cause everywhere is money

[glossy radish]

huh

[digital phoenix]

but in my country some classical tournaments will give u free hotel stay and entry fee if ur at least im

[forest quest]

I mean it's not an American thing lol all rated tournaments cost money worldwide and have to pay for a membership

[digital phoenix]

and some discount off for title

[digital phoenix]

not yearly

[ionic tangle]

perks of being too gud at chess

[digital phoenix]

fact that uscf needs yearly membership is wack

[outer lichen]

in cuba theres nothing so many play FIDE tournaments for free

[ionic tangle]

my federation does the same thing

[digital phoenix]

i just pay once and boom

[ionic tangle]

except that they respond way slower cuz they're "busy"

[forest quest]

Eh USA is the richest country on earth people who play chess as a leisure won't mind paying. 40$ a year for a membership lol. I spend more just eating a few days

[glossy radish]

time to move there

[glossy radish]

dude, i mind

[forest quest]

Most don't

[glossy radish]

speak for yourself mate

[forest quest]

Are you American?

[glossy radish]

yeah

[outer lichen]

have fun with bugs, not good food, and no air conditioning

[snow pond]

If you are bad at chess, just get better...

[glossy radish]

oh well

wait what

[forest quest]

I mean no offense but 40$ in an entire year is dirt cheap for most things. Like that's less than Xbox live or PSN lol

[glossy radish]

no not another lichess

[glossy radish]

not everyone has money okay?

[forest quest]

Never said they did.

[tulip lichen]

bro why did my opponent not take the rook instantly when he forked my pieces

[glossy radish]

im just making it clear

[snow pond]

They do...

[outer lichen]

why do you think its free 😭

[forest quest]

And I'm making it clear for the majority of people in USA 40$ in 365 days is not a lot of money.

[outer lichen]

poor

[glossy radish]

dude, not everyone

[tulip lichen]

4 seconds spent on a fork you already saw in 1 minute bullet

💀

[glossy radish]

maybe not to you

[wind vector]

you’ll prolly win money in smth so you get it back

[snow pond]

Emphasis on the word "majority"

[primal fern]

@forest quest connect your account

[forest quest]

I said majority not all. Also chess is not a necessity like food and shelter. So if you cant afford 40$ a year for a membership. Your priorities aren't right most likely. And you should focus more so on work until you can fund your hobbies

[outer lichen]

playing chess the whole year for 40?

[glossy radish]

no shit dude, im saying some

[wind vector]

Think so

[outer lichen]

or does he mean USCF ID

[forest quest]

Nah I'm fine

[outer lichen]

hows otb going

[forest quest]

Yea USCF membership was the discussion

[glossy radish]

[forest quest]

Obviously just playing chess is free. CC lichess etc

[outer lichen]

yeah

[glossy radish]

im too broke to play cheese

[cunning urchin]

Get out of her , u the ops

[outer lichen]

but its not free OTB and online doesnt have value

[snow pond]

Chess*🤓

[outer lichen]

like i am 2400-2500 and find online meaningless

[forest quest]

Man when I was an amateur boxer I had to pay 150$ a year to be a member of USAboxing just to compete and make no money. Hobbies are expensive when you compete.

[glossy radish]

cheese

[outer lichen]

i was peaked 2600

[glossy radish]

i mean, as long as it benefits you? maybe?

[forest quest]

Yea I actually dont find online chess as rewarding as OTB

[forest quest]

Nice name and PFP

[snow pond]

You too

[forest quest]

Your name should say " Lichess (Dark mode)"

[outer lichen]

thats cause online you dont have a title except those arena ones which dont count alongside LM which isnt rewarded anymore

[forest quest]

Can't wait for mods to warn me to change my name and I'm gonna just drop the " li" part and just be " Chess"

[snow pond]

I see

[glossy radish]

they won’t force you

[forest quest]

True

[outer lichen]

my priority is OTB

[forest quest]

Same I only play online because it's readily available daily

[outer lichen]

aiming for 2200 before i graduate high school and this is my last year currently 2032

but 2200 otb blitz

[naive quest]

when did you start playing

[forest quest]

OTB blitz? Not classical? Would you get the NM or CM title in blitz OTB?

[snow pond]

New chess update

[outer lichen]

tournaments when i was in 6th grade but very rare from 2019-2020

[digital phoenix]

no

[forest quest]

Yea that's what I figured

[glossy radish]

wild lasagna

[outer lichen]

i returned to otb chess in may 2021 and went from 1200 to 2000 in 2 yrs

[forest quest]

Chess downgrade

[snow pond]

Its a variant

[forest quest]

Ah true. The 27 IQ variant

[snow pond]

Ye

[outer lichen]

when i first found chess i was 7 tho never played tournaments actively till 2 yrs ago

farmed over 1000+pts

[forest quest]

I first played chess in HS when I was around 14-15 years old. Didn't really play seriously at all only new how the pieces moved.

Didn't start seriously playing chess until like 4 years ago

[naive quest]

i only started playing last year but then kept quitting i was only like 200 elo anyway

[outer lichen]

also lichess i respect your communism but ya know i am american so chess.com is my boy yk what i am sayin yfm ong

[naive quest]

but i just came back like last week and i got 150 elo in the past 24 hours

[snow pond]

Thank you

[forest quest]

I'm American too but nothing wrong with lichess.

Both great

[outer lichen]

thats the way i can imagine the average teenager acting ghetto about online chess

[forest quest]

True

[outer lichen]

i hate slang

[glossy radish]

bullet is so stupid

[outer lichen]

you can get to 2000 if you wanted its not talent

[tulip lichen]

the 500s i play in bullet are 1200-1500

[outer lichen]

🍔

[forest quest]

Borger

[naive quest]

im 340 rn i just want to get to 1000 by the end of the year

[glossy radish]

im 175

[snow pond]

Help

[outer lichen]

Mcdonalds is the best restaurant in america and in the universe forever - Donald J Carlsen

[forest quest]

Wtf is that

[snow pond]

Kfc

[outer lichen]

its easily attainable

[normal hatch]

Kfc aint got the travis scott burger

[snow pond]

Chicken>>>>

[outer lichen]

"oh my that is truly incredible joe but mcdonalds is certainly better than a kernal as we have big macs representing the amazing flag"

[snow pond]

Diabooties

[normal hatch]

Ronald Mcdonald would knock out the Kernal

[outer lichen]

"joe this is america not cuba it doesnt exist"

[naive quest]

i know i keep trying to play openings like the caro kann that people say will get me to 1000 but whenever i play them people play the worse possible moves on the board and i dont know how to respond so i just stop

[outer lichen]

"we are immune to diabeeties with the power of mcdonald chess"

[snow pond]

💀

[outer lichen]

well it all depends on your perspective ig

it really doesnt matter you can reach 1000 in a day if you wanted its just most people dont follow basic principles and cant process positions with patience

[naive quest]

yeah i blunder alot but the opponents are so bad that they dont see a free queen half the time

[outer lichen]

"get with the program joe have a mcdonald ice cream for america"

[outer lichen]

exactly the point

[cunning urchin]

Nobody 🌞

[forest quest]

Man I'm 16000-1700 and today one of my opponents hung an entire rook and I just ignored it lol

[marsh zodiac]

any beginner down for a match?

[snow pond]

Nah I'd rather stick to my chicken

[glossy radish]

rating?

[snow pond]

Me

[tulip lichen]

why the hell is chess.com putting me in games with 1500s that don't play bullet😭

[marsh zodiac]

400-800

[glossy radish]

o

[outer lichen]

"dang it joe this is why i am winning again in the chess election for american chess"

[forest quest]

Bullet is so lame

[severe oxide]

so 400?

[marsh zodiac]

600

[severe oxide]

why not say 600 then

[glossy radish]

im 175

[naive quest]

my 400 elo friend told me he was 1400 elo because he beat a 1400 elo bot

[forest quest]

Lmao

[bright knoll]

i

[forest quest]

I've beaten the 2200 Noah both on chess.com. I'm nowhere NEAR 2200.

[outer lichen]

its preference for me i love bullet but i feel as if i cant keep up anymore tbh without having good connection and no brain cells

[marsh zodiac]

just come

[outer lichen]

just random people throwing rocks and machine guns going brrrrr

[tulip lichen]

bots legit are made to blunder until advanced

[marsh zodiac]

https://play.chess.com/N9d7f

[glossy radish]

im 175 wanna play

[forest quest]

I've beaten Noah bro. He's 2200 and I'm 1650

[outer lichen]

bullet is the tc where you just play for the heck of it

[naive quest]

ik i always felt that the elo of the bots is way lower than it said

[outer lichen]

especially when tilted

[forest quest]

Bots mess up in as the master bots

[tawdry sluice]

2% on acheron ngl

[snow pond]

Anyone wanna 1vq

[marsh zodiac]

https://play.chess.com/N9d7f

[forest quest]

True. Like I do play bullet but I know when I'm playing it it's not even chess.

[snow pond]

1v1 I'm 101 elo

[glossy radish]

im 175 wanna play

[forest quest]

It's like memorize a opening system. Premove 10 moves in. Then flag people

[snow pond]

Yes

[marsh zodiac]

any body wanna play

[outer lichen]

its never chess when i am playing

[glossy radish]

uhh okay

[outer lichen]

thats how depressing chess is to me nowadays

only thing i care about is the title

[forest quest]

Why's that

[mystic stream]

goofy

[outer lichen]

cause once you reach whats considered a "decent level" you dont have fun anymore unless its blitz or bullet

[glossy radish]

i always think your pfp is a polar bear

[mystic stream]

how

[glossy radish]

bc it’s white

[mystic stream]

ok birch tree

[forest quest]

Hmmm. Idk bout that. Maybe for some people. I'm not expert level or anything but I'm near 1700 solid number. And still enjoy it

[glossy radish]

okay birch

[outer lichen]

your being stressed on openings, preparation, understanding and struggling otb for that title that chess is more based on results than any actual fun

[forest quest]

I think if get to 2000 I will still enjoy chess

[mystic stream]

are u birch

[glossy radish]

no you’re a birch tree

[mystic stream]

no

[outer lichen]

OTB?

[glossy radish]

yes u are

[outer lichen]

online 2000 means nothing those are people who still arent even grasping chess

[mystic stream]

Im 3400 elo

||in puzzles||

[naive quest]

i feel like im bipolar when im playing chess because i get so happy when i see a free queen and then i start crying when i blunder my queen the next game

[tulip lichen]

Hey Girl do you have an exposed position because I want to slide my rook into your back rank and mate you
-gmhikaru

[forest quest]

Well my rating is a bit ambiguous. What I mean by that is my online rating is not super high.

[outer lichen]

i was extremely happy to reach 2000 but its literally where chess begins

[glossy radish]

im 1.2k below

[mystic stream]

@outer lichen how many subs u got

[forest quest]

But I play OTB at clubs in Chicago against really high rated players and win games.

[mystic stream]

ok lichess

[forest quest]

Ok SomeRandomDude

[tulip lichen]

3400 elo in puzzles is like 1900

or 2000

[forest quest]

Depends on the person.

[outer lichen]

ye but once your 2000 OTB its not the same in comparison to becoming a random 2000 online in which you dont know anything about chess

[naive quest]

im 1100 in puzzles waht is that

[mystic stream]

im like that

[outer lichen]

1.4k

[tulip lichen]

depends on how much puzzles they solve

[mystic stream]

smh

[tulip lichen]

bros him

[grim edge]

But he is NM

[tulip lichen]

Wait what

[outer lichen]

welcome to my world

[forest quest]

Just depends on the person IMO. Some people are weaker at tactics and more positional players

[tulip lichen]

bro solve more puzzles

[mystic stream]

whats ur elo

[tulip lichen]

4000 elo at least

🔥

[glossy radish]

they don’t have to if they don’t want to bru

[mystic stream]

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHH bros trying to farm me

[grim edge]

Hi @grim edge

[tulip lichen]

i'm not forcing him bro

[outer lichen]

1700 you arent grasping chess your enjoying it cause thats when there isnt much expectations or stress based around it

[glossy radish]

idk sounds like it

[tulip lichen]

he ain got a gun to his head

[outer lichen]

its like comparing a 1000 and a 2200 one wont have fun and the other will

[grim edge]

Whats up

[forest quest]

Um except a 1700 and a 2000 are 300 points apart and a 1000 and a 2200 are 1200 points

[outer lichen]

just do what you can @grim edge

[grim edge]

Don't lose

[outer lichen]

its the same thing to me

[forest quest]

What's your rating OTB? @outer lichen

[outer lichen]

2032

[stable mirage]

same

[forest quest]

So why are you acting like your a GM?

Saying 1700 doesn't know ches

[mystic stream]

@grim edge send me adress ill show up

[forest quest]

Lol when your only 300 points above one ?

[outer lichen]

they really dont

[grim edge]

He is 2500

[forest quest]

OTB

[grim edge]

[ionic tangle]

hes 2500

[mystic stream]

he is 2500 no cap

[grim edge]

Oohk

[outer lichen]

2000's dont know chess either

[grim edge]

Ye

[forest quest]

He just stated he's 2032 can't you scroll up?

[stable mirage]

Magnus doesn’t know chess tbh

[chilly orchid]

Chess.com server reset??

[grim edge]

having an input something you’re knowledgeable about doesnt mean you think youre the best broski

[ionic tangle]

cant take a joke can you?

[mystic stream]

@outer lichen 1v1 in bullet

[forest quest]

What's the joke?

[stable mirage]

you

[mystic stream]

lichess moment

[outer lichen]

there is no joke the only joke is that you dont know chess

[forest quest]

Neither do you

[outer lichen]

and neither do i but i am grasping it

[grim edge]

2500 ass

[forest quest]

And neither does anybody until super GM level

[grim edge]

1200 > 2500

[outer lichen]

thats not how it works

[grim edge]

Play me

[forest quest]

What? He's 2032 rated he has no title

[graceful lintel]

Bullet is actually fun

[forest quest]

There is no USCF CM.

[glossy radish]

NO ITS NOT

[outer lichen]

there is

[forest quest]

That's a fide title that is achieved at 2200

[ionic tangle]

mf are u serious rn?

[grim edge]

Yea there is

[forest quest]

There literally isn't

[outer lichen]

your american?

[glossy radish]

still better than what you can do

[forest quest]

So are you

[ionic tangle]

im not even american and this mf doesnt know uscf cm title 💀

[graceful lintel]

Just tried lichess bullet
It was actually fun

[outer lichen]

you dont know about uscf

[grim edge]

When you have pc

[grim edge]

spelling mistake, leave the discord.

[glossy radish]

i played once, lost a winning position bc flagged. i hate it

[forest quest]

USCF first title is NM that is minimum OTB classical rating of 2200

[graceful lintel]

Who needs pc
Go with phone

[forest quest]

Just go to USCF website

[graceful lintel]

Oh sed

[outer lichen]

i remember looking at this forum many times and have agreed to it

[outer lichen]

no sigh

the first title is USCF CM then NM then LSM

[mystic stream]

SMH uscf CM

[outer lichen]

thats how uscf works